August 13, 2025 • 30 mins
Step back in time with "Jack Benny," one of the most beloved comedians in radio history. His sharp wit, endearing personality, and hilarious routines made his show a staple of American entertainment. Tune in for a hearty dose of laughter and nostalgia, perfect for fans of classic comedy and vintage radio.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Jello Program starting Jack Betty with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris,
Tennisde and Yours truly, Don Wilson the Orchestra is the program.
Would you say the sweetest thing, Ladies and gentlemen. During
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the holiday season just ahead, there's sure to be many
guests dropping in at your house, and you've probably been
doing a good deal of thinking about how to entertain
them on One of the best ways to make certainly
showing your hospitality is to remember this very simple rule.
Welcome on the doormat means much more when there's jello
on the table. Jello's a desert that every one of
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your guests will like. They'll be attracted right away by
its bright, shimmering colors, and they'll all take a hearty
pleasure in Jello's planned extra rich goodness, a tangy, refreshing
flavor rivaled only by the juicy ripe fruit itself. Yeah,
serving jello is a subtle compliment to your visitor's taste,
a gracious gesture that proves their enjoyment has been carefully considered.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
So why not get several.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Baggages of jello tomorrow and be prepared for the holidays?
Order all of Jello's six delicious flavors Strawberry, raspberry, cherry, orange, lemon,
and lime. And be sure to look for the big
red letters on the box. They spell Jello and Jello
spells a treat if you say the Sweetest Things played
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by the orchestra. And now, ladies and gentlemen, I regret
to announced that Jack Bennet has been confined to his
bed for the past week with a severe cold due
to an unfortunate occurrence at my house last Sunday. It
seems that I invited Jack and the rest of the
gang over to meet my wife.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
And while Jack was waiting outside.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Four weeks flat on my back in bed, and for
what I ought to have my head examined. If I
told the guy once, I told him five times, I said,
don call up your wife. Call her up. I say,
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let's not barge in on the little woman. But no,
Peggy the peace. He won't mind it. He just loves
to have compass me. Oh nurse, yes, boss, take this
hot water bag away. At least look at this hole.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
It's okay, So he's a finger in it.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I told you to have a patched look at me,
my night. He is so clear through you're a fine nurse.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
What's that? Boss?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I said, you're a fine nerd?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Where you've only been six weeks.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I ain't had time to get diploma, Rochester. All I'm
asking for is a little hell. If you'd only truck
answer the phone.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Hello, Yes, he's feeling much better, Miss Lamar. Well, yes, ma'am.
I'm telling miss Lamar thanks for calling.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
That was sweet toward that Rochester. Heeddy Lamar, No Dorothy,
Oh you mean Dorothy Lamour.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
No, Dorothy Lamar. She's a cook next door.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Oh her? Oh well, he works for Ronald Coleman. Ronnie
probably wants to know how he's getting along.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
You'll make something out of it, won't you.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Boys, That's undoubtedly what it was. Mary. I told you
not to fuss around the kitchen.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Jack, you've got to eat his diamond I've made for you.
It'll do you good.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I don't want an omealer. You've got to have something here.
Oh all right, I can't taste anything with this darn
cold Rochester. Didn't miss you. Benny, sleep well last night.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Norma's lives and he tossed and turned and kept talking
in his sleep.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
All the time.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
What'd he say?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Said he was going to give me a raise.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Well, I'm not you mumble at the end of night,
I will stake a jack book in your hands. Don't
try to pull any fast ones. Roger thro out mayor
what did you put in this omelet vapor? You've got
a cold, haven't you.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Vapor?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Rough that suffers a rough, Bob. It's supposed to be
used externally.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
All right, put the home on your chest and leave
me alone.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
You leave me alone.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
I never saw.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Anybody so cranky. It's your own fault that you've got.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
A cold, my fault.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I suppose it was my fault that Don Wilson invited
us to his house and everybody got in with me.
I suppose it was my fault that it started to
rain and I got sold.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Well, for Heaven's fake.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You don't expect him to bring home a whole gang
of people without calling up his wife first.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Oh for peach faith.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Mary.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You were at the studio.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
You hurt me.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
How many times did I say, John, pull off your watch?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Fall he rough?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I said, let not bark again on the level wall.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
But by what ad he listened to me?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Good night Bo? Thank no he had to go and
and good then Hi Jack.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Thanks had to go and bring the whole gag to
the shoot good on than out of the house letting
her know a thing about it. I wouldn't remind of
that so much.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
But when we Louis shoot, it's your term as lived it.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
No, I said it already, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
But I said it. I feel said it well.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Somebody said I'm too profession.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
A gun hide.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I don't feel good. I wish that doctor gets here.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Well, go to sleep for a while.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
The rest of us are You're good? I can't rest
so uncomfortable lying here? Why did you take some of
those silver dollars out of a mattress? What are you
talking about? Silver dollars? There's nothing in my mattress but feathers.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
You want to hear him clink?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
When I make up today, I'll.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Saw both of you. I'm no mood for nonsense.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
Come in.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Oh, hello, Dennis, Hello, mister Benny.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
How do you feel?
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Not so hot? Dizzy?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
My eyes are bleary, I'm weak, I ache all over. Well,
you're not a kid anymore, mister Benny. And I'll wait
a minute. There's only one thing that matter with me, Dennis.
I've got a cold.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
A cold, he said, what's the matter with you. Haven't
you ever had a cold?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Oh Dash, don't be such an old crab. Gosh, when
you're sick, you're always arguing. Why is a kid making
such an issue out of it? All I've got is
a cold?
Speaker 7 (07:39):
What's that on your chest?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Mister Benny Anomala? There's vapor robin. That was Mary's brilliant idea.
When I wouldn't need it, he said, put it on
your chest. Why you, big Dodo, I only told you
to put it on your chest.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
For a gag.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Well it feels wonderful, so to laughs on you. I
guess that makes you the dough though. Rochester, give me
a cigar out of the human doors.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
The human door's empty, boards empty.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
There were four cigars in there this morning. Now where
are they?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Did you take them? Mislipperson?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
No, she didn't take them at sling cars? Now I'm
saving a pipe down married Now, Rochester, what happened to hey?
Wait a minute, oh Rochester? Yes, ball, what are those
four things ticking out of your vest?
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Fockets? Are brown?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Fountain?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I hear Mary put them back. I'm in a humor door. Okay,
shamed you, Rochester. They should teach you not to take
any cigars. I don't belong to you.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
It'll teach me to get deeper pocket too.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I can't trust anybody around here. Oh Jack, way, don't
you take a nap and rest for a while. Old
Jack can't sleep. I'm too nervous.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
I'll close your eyes.
Speaker 8 (09:20):
You're not You'll be all right?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Okay, my eyes are closed. Am I asleep? No, Telly,
I'm too restless.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Do you want me to sing you to sleep?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Mister Benny?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Oh fine, that's all I need you know.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
I'm very soosie.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
All right, all right, sing me to sleep. I hope
it's rock a bye baby in the tree top. That
always gets me. Think I was six months old. Go ahead,
sing Janner. Okay, darn, that's mattress is so lumpy. I
think I'll take it to the bank.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Monday, the serve and night a night we may there
was Maggie Coprony. They're arranged dining at the risk and
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the night in health in when through lot of men
may time, So the legends tell conversing, im pertments, streams,
every warning, screaming may have falls.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Elf. I know such enchantment can be.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
How this happened? When I may be right, I may
be wrong, but I'm perfectly willing.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
To swear.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Fast when you turn and smile, let me a night
out in.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
The moonnet lingered off a London calm.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Poor puzzled mood. He wore a frown of putty.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Know we who were school in love the whold on world,
not by all the street of town, A bag.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Whisper o w homay ha, and we kissed, and.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Who not.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
A nightcause I was.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
Often seeah I put to sleep? All right?
Speaker 8 (12:44):
You sure did.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
Look at him lying there?
Speaker 7 (12:50):
He looked like a baby miss living since.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Yeah, all he needs is a rattle and a ton
of makeup.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Hey, Rochester, now's your chance to get those cigars.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Yes, a doctor told him not to smoke.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Put those backs.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Now, I see what you've done. You broke the humid door.
Some humid doors had cookies on it. You can keep
cookies or cigars in it, as long as they're not together.
By Rochester, I just happened to think of something. Did
you tell mister Billingsley our border that we're going to
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New York next week?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Yeah? But I wouldn't leave him in the house alone. Boys,
he's just getting crazy over a day.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Oh, you just don't like him. Mess off? What's he done?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Now?
Speaker 4 (13:39):
You know that's spinning wheel? He's dopin his room. Yes, well,
the other day he waves himself a magic carpet.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
A magic carpet. Now that doesn't mean he's crazy.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
It's today he flew all over Westwood. That's on it.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
What not?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Only that's what he brought. I've got the cloud resumed.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
All stop being ridiculous a cloud?
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Get well?
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Look who's here?
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Hello?
Speaker 7 (14:07):
Mary?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
H A Jackson has the invalid. That's a good Phil
got a cold?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
The cold, he says.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Now Dennis cut that off?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Oh Jack Look what Phil Bronch he Oh.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Why you sentimental? Son of a gun?
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Phil?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Thanks Phil, thanks for the flowers. He ain't for you.
I thought you had a nurse. Love be done. I'm
thinking bad And he brings flowers for the nurse, and
you got one. Knowing if I did have a nurse,
how would you know what she'd look like? Listen, Jackson,
what have I got to?
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Little different?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Name's pretty?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I give her the flowers and if she's homely, you
can have them her. And so long, Jackson, I'm back here.
Stay got that figured out, haven't you? Yeah, wish the doctor,
get here, I've got chilled again. Where's the thermometer, Rochester,
I'll give it both, answer the poem? Mary, okay, Hello.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
Yes, he's feeling much better.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Mios. Colbert, Yes, thank you, I'll tell you you called goodbye.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Well?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Who was that caught that? Colbert?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Many, oh many Colbert. Oh yeah, she's a cashier of
the Vine Street Bowling Alley.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Yeah, you don't feel that.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
That girl kind of goes for me. You're welcome to
her brother. She's got legs like a piano.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Well, she's behind the counter all day.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Who sees them? Every fellow that watch in that bowling
alley's crazy about her. He has a beautiful face. The
key score on it. Oh quiet, I think every girl
that likes me is homely. What's on your chest there, Jackson? Phenomenally?
Give me the thermometer, Rochester.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Here, y'are opening your mouth?
Speaker 7 (15:58):
Uh say Mary?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
If Don Wilson been over to see Jack not yet.
He's probably scared after what happened once he scared about.
It wasn't Don's fault or worn't darnfall.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
It was w Joran wan for a total fine fine
jon Ward, your.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Word for darnfall?
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Here in Rochester.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
What does a thermometer say? All right? What does it say?
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Nineteen shamon daysil Christmas?
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Give me that?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Stop hinting. I wonder what's keeping that doctor? Why don't
take some more of that cost medicine? Oh?
Speaker 4 (16:43):
I hate it's mighty good thoughts sifty percent alcohol.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Sixty percent. Give me a shot of that, Rochester? What
that bottle down? All of a sudden? He's got a cold,
you know, Phil, if the god's an hype.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Mister Bennie, who is that mister under the bed?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Under the bed. Well, i'll be mister Billingsley. What are
you doing under the bed? I'm looking for my cloud?
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Have you seen it?
Speaker 7 (17:19):
Your cloud?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
No? I I haven't.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Well if it.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Comes by duck, it's just full of rain. Oh I
I will, I will, Oh I will. I don't worry
about that. Well, good night, mister Bennie, good night.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
Not necessarily, you know.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I I think Rochester was right about that guy. He
frightens the tar out of me. Did he scare you too, Dennis?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
This is right, yes, and I'm white.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
He's he's a weird fella. Phil, I'm nervous. Tune in
the radio. Let's get some music. Okay, guy gives me
the creep. Hey, how do you work this one?
Speaker 8 (18:24):
You've gotta just turn it up, turn out all philk.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Okay, say Jack, that number was from your new picture,
wasn't it? Yes, that's call, isn't that?
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Just like love?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Mary Martin sings it to me? And you know, you know, Fellas,
even though it's only a picture, you can't help but
feel at the deep down in her heart he loves me. Oh,
pull up your arm lest cold anyway. Hey, Rochester, I'm
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just commencing to feel hungry. Go downstairs and make me
a sandwich out of that chicken your roasted yesterday.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
I don't think it was roasting enough.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Bars, what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (20:26):
I old the eyes washed this morning and it laid
an egg by.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
It's my sad.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Stop that you're just too lazy to go downstairs. I'll
get me a sandwich. Okay, guy smokes my cigar won't
do any work. Drinks my cough. Medicine never saw anything
like it, because he's right, that's only for sneeze. Doctor
doesn't get here pretty soon though, man must be him.
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Now come in. Why it is John Wilson. He everybody's
got a nerve to come here.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Well, hello, jack you know I'm awfully sorry about what
happened last weekend.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I came over to apologize.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
How do you feel?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Feel fine?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I'm glad you're barged in. I was a little woman, Jackson.
Stopped acting like a baby the way you're treating done
just because you.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Caught a little cold.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
It's not only the cold, but when he left me
standing in the rain, a stick up man came along
and I got hooked for eight dollars and sixty five cents.
Don't forget to take the cab fare too. I included
that it was a terrible experience. Did the guy pull
a gun on you, Jackson?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
What else could he get a dollars and sixty five cents?
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
So I wasn't afraid of him. Then why did you
let him take your doe? Because he stuck a gun
in my ribs? Then why didn't you let him shoot you?
Because I got more money than blood? And shut up.
I hope you're happy, mister Wilson for everything you knew, Sue,
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because un hide tap it trouble with you, Don Wilson,
and you were afraid you get in wrong with your wife?
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
I was that you were, and you can't deny it.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Well, you can't deny that Jellow is America's paper, Jealous
and dessert.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
What's that got to do with it?
Speaker 4 (22:29):
You can't deny that.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Terms and sixtylligues, slavers, sawberry raspberry carry, I am saving alive?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
So look for the big red letters on the box.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Goodbye, Well i'll be I'm going to tell a sponsor
on him, he yelled about jealou.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
You always have to be a tattletale.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Don't you just believe in being loyal to our sponsor?
That's all doctors hit the boss. Oh now it's about time, hello, doc,
Will will.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Howls my bibble byre miss price and cherry dad.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
As if you care, I've been waiting for you since
Arty this morning. Well, don't holler at me. I was
up all night with Jeane Ufrey's horse. Oh fine, now
that you're here, you can look me over. Yes, indeed,
now let's see what's wrong with you. I've got a cold,
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a cold, he says, God. Well, ass when I've got
a cold and so weak I can hardly move and
look at my eyes they're all bloodshots. Well I think
that little bit of red is beautiful with the bloom.
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I don't care about the color steam. I want my
corn fjords and another thing. I'm hungry, all right if
I eat something?
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Oh no, no, you should.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Starve a cold and feed a fever. Or is this
starve a fever and feed a cold? You're the doctor,
you tell me? I love dot? I uh, I tooth
donad I'm sneezing all the time. Well, I'll take care
of that right away. Now here, what are you doing?
I'm going to put these two courts in your nostril. Horse,
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I'll wait a minute.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Doctor whole still, but doctor, there you are. But doctor,
I can't breathe now, I can't.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
I can't ach.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
You'll see what happened.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
I put a cane javasky now doctor, now, love, doctor Leroy.
I've got a daughter New York a week from tomorrow.
You think I can make it? Yes, Jess, get as
much sleep as possible. Now, I'll leave a box of
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these pills, and you take one before retiring.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Okay, I want to take one now, Yeah, so you
can rest for a while.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah, I think I will. Well, I'll run along now,
mister Benny.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
See you tomorrow, goodbye, goodbye.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Now let's see who's my next patient? Oh? Yes, and
Sheridan's Cocker's bague A fine, A fine doctor, I picked. Well,
it's your own fall.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
Why did you call a veterinary?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Because what happened to me shouldn't happen to a dog.
Now we should all go home and let me get
them sleep. Okay, Jackson, I'll give you a ring in
the morning.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
The barn is the Benny.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
I hope you'll feel better. Thank Tennis, Gong, Mary godo
on jack See tomorrow, Rochester, Rochester.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
If I get me calls, don't disturbance, No, turn.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Out the light. Okay, boys, thang, hey, wait a minute,
where you're going with my poor cigars?
Speaker 7 (26:29):
Stop going?
Speaker 4 (26:29):
And god, I light all.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Put I'm back. Don't leave this hop I might meet you.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Yes, good night, good night.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
Yeah, I hope I get a good night's friend.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
This pill doesn't make it kind of drowsy as there. See,
Wilson had a lot of nerve coming over here tonight.
I can't get over that guy. It's all of this
trouble I'm having for no reason in all.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
If I told him was I told him cold? Your way?
The little woman, bargie, No, you hat to be a wife?
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What's that?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Who's that at the window?
Speaker 4 (27:32):
All right, buddy, take him up?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Walk, Come on, give me your dough. Why you're you're
the same guy that got me Don Wilson's house.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Remember I was in the rose. But never mind that
hand over yourself.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Say I gave you all the money. I had my shoe,
every cent of it. Remember that's the time I watch
a mattress. Yes, oh no, you don't give me that
common I'm being a breaking of people's housing.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Tack.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Oh my goodness, what have I done?
Speaker 5 (28:12):
I've killed him.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
I've killed him boss. What's the matter?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Hold, leave Rochester.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
I just kill the man ways off, ways out. I'm
not a street I just kill a man tank. You
see poor place off? You didn't kill anybody a dreamer.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Dreamer, Oh thanks heaven, jees, was so visit, so real.
You know, you know, Rochester, you'd be proud of me
if you had seen how brave I was.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Just now, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
When that big cup Burgler came in the room and
struck that gun in my face. When I stared, no,
I dropped that gun out of his hand. I let
him hap bang Bang Bang.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
Boy? Did I give it to him?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Boy?
Speaker 4 (28:58):
When you get the right bill, you're a tiger.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
You Wow.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I'm going back to sleep now, Rochester. If anything happens
on you know, good night, slight wary.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
What me tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen, the send of the
Sack of nineteen forty. It's not a public holiday, not
one of those historic dates to call for celebration, but
just the same of the plenty of celebrations at your house.
If tomorrow brings you your first taste of jello's view
as solace and taste, it's called beauty salad, and believe me,
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the name certainly fits. Nothing could look more intriguing or
taste more delicious. That is delightfully simple to make. Just
prepare one package of brassberry jello as you usually do,
and chill and just slightly thickened, hold in one banana
dice and one fourth cup of chopped nutmeat. Then mold,
and there's one of the grandest salad glow dessert you
ever tasted. If you haven't tried raspberry jellow lately, you'll
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find it even better than you remembered. Enjoy it to
morrow in this tempting jello salad, a cherry combination of
creamy bananas, prenchy nut meats, and crimson raspberry jello.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
When it's time to get up, does it cause you
much grief? For you grumble and mumbling and generally beef
that you're good for, just nothing. You've slept, not a wink,
and you know it's because you had coffee to drink. Then,
my friends, take a tip from a fellow who knows.
Switch to Sanka, the coffee that's minus the wood.
The Jello Program starting Jack Betty with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris,
Tennisde and Yours truly, Don Wilson the Orchestra is the program.
Would you say the sweetest thing, Ladies and gentlemen. During
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the holiday season just ahead, there's sure to be many
guests dropping in at your house, and you've probably been
doing a good deal of thinking about how to entertain
them on One of the best ways to make certainly
showing your hospitality is to remember this very simple rule.
Welcome on the doormat means much more when there's jello
on the table. Jello's a desert that every one of
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your guests will like. They'll be attracted right away by
its bright, shimmering colors, and they'll all take a hearty
pleasure in Jello's planned extra rich goodness, a tangy, refreshing
flavor rivaled only by the juicy ripe fruit itself. Yeah,
serving jello is a subtle compliment to your visitor's taste,
a gracious gesture that proves their enjoyment has been carefully considered.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
So why not get several.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Baggages of jello tomorrow and be prepared for the holidays?
Order all of Jello's six delicious flavors Strawberry, raspberry, cherry, orange, lemon,
and lime. And be sure to look for the big
red letters on the box. They spell Jello and Jello
spells a treat if you say the Sweetest Things played
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by the orchestra. And now, ladies and gentlemen, I regret
to announced that Jack Bennet has been confined to his
bed for the past week with a severe cold due
to an unfortunate occurrence at my house last Sunday. It
seems that I invited Jack and the rest of the
gang over to meet my wife.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
And while Jack was waiting outside.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Four weeks flat on my back in bed, and for
what I ought to have my head examined. If I
told the guy once, I told him five times, I said,
don call up your wife. Call her up. I say,
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let's not barge in on the little woman. But no,
Peggy the peace. He won't mind it. He just loves
to have compass me. Oh nurse, yes, boss, take this
hot water bag away. At least look at this hole.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
It's okay, So he's a finger in it.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I told you to have a patched look at me,
my night. He is so clear through you're a fine nurse.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
What's that? Boss?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I said, you're a fine nerd?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Where you've only been six weeks.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I ain't had time to get diploma, Rochester. All I'm
asking for is a little hell. If you'd only truck
answer the phone.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Hello, Yes, he's feeling much better, Miss Lamar. Well, yes, ma'am.
I'm telling miss Lamar thanks for calling.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
That was sweet toward that Rochester. Heeddy Lamar, No Dorothy,
Oh you mean Dorothy Lamour.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
No, Dorothy Lamar. She's a cook next door.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Oh her? Oh well, he works for Ronald Coleman. Ronnie
probably wants to know how he's getting along.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
You'll make something out of it, won't you.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Boys, That's undoubtedly what it was. Mary. I told you
not to fuss around the kitchen.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Jack, you've got to eat his diamond I've made for you.
It'll do you good.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I don't want an omealer. You've got to have something here.
Oh all right, I can't taste anything with this darn
cold Rochester. Didn't miss you. Benny, sleep well last night.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Norma's lives and he tossed and turned and kept talking
in his sleep.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
All the time.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
What'd he say?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Said he was going to give me a raise.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Well, I'm not you mumble at the end of night,
I will stake a jack book in your hands. Don't
try to pull any fast ones. Roger thro out mayor
what did you put in this omelet vapor? You've got
a cold, haven't you.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Vapor?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Rough that suffers a rough, Bob. It's supposed to be
used externally.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
All right, put the home on your chest and leave
me alone.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
You leave me alone.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
I never saw.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Anybody so cranky. It's your own fault that you've got.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
A cold, my fault.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I suppose it was my fault that Don Wilson invited
us to his house and everybody got in with me.
I suppose it was my fault that it started to
rain and I got sold.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Well, for Heaven's fake.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You don't expect him to bring home a whole gang
of people without calling up his wife first.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Oh for peach faith.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Mary.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You were at the studio.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
You hurt me.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
How many times did I say, John, pull off your watch?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Fall he rough?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I said, let not bark again on the level wall.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
But by what ad he listened to me?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Good night Bo? Thank no he had to go and
and good then Hi Jack.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Thanks had to go and bring the whole gag to
the shoot good on than out of the house letting
her know a thing about it. I wouldn't remind of
that so much.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
But when we Louis shoot, it's your term as lived it.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
No, I said it already, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
But I said it. I feel said it well.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Somebody said I'm too profession.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
A gun hide.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I don't feel good. I wish that doctor gets here.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Well, go to sleep for a while.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
The rest of us are You're good? I can't rest
so uncomfortable lying here? Why did you take some of
those silver dollars out of a mattress? What are you
talking about? Silver dollars? There's nothing in my mattress but feathers.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
You want to hear him clink?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
When I make up today, I'll.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Saw both of you. I'm no mood for nonsense.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
Come in.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Oh, hello, Dennis, Hello, mister Benny.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
How do you feel?
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Not so hot? Dizzy?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
My eyes are bleary, I'm weak, I ache all over. Well,
you're not a kid anymore, mister Benny. And I'll wait
a minute. There's only one thing that matter with me, Dennis.
I've got a cold.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
A cold, he said, what's the matter with you. Haven't
you ever had a cold?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Oh Dash, don't be such an old crab. Gosh, when
you're sick, you're always arguing. Why is a kid making
such an issue out of it? All I've got is
a cold?
Speaker 7 (07:39):
What's that on your chest?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Mister Benny Anomala? There's vapor robin. That was Mary's brilliant idea.
When I wouldn't need it, he said, put it on
your chest. Why you, big Dodo, I only told you
to put it on your chest.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
For a gag.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Well it feels wonderful, so to laughs on you. I
guess that makes you the dough though. Rochester, give me
a cigar out of the human doors.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
The human door's empty, boards empty.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
There were four cigars in there this morning. Now where
are they?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Did you take them? Mislipperson?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
No, she didn't take them at sling cars? Now I'm
saving a pipe down married Now, Rochester, what happened to hey?
Wait a minute, oh Rochester? Yes, ball, what are those
four things ticking out of your vest?
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Fockets? Are brown?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Fountain?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I hear Mary put them back. I'm in a humor door. Okay,
shamed you, Rochester. They should teach you not to take
any cigars. I don't belong to you.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
It'll teach me to get deeper pocket too.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I can't trust anybody around here. Oh Jack, way, don't
you take a nap and rest for a while. Old
Jack can't sleep. I'm too nervous.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
I'll close your eyes.
Speaker 8 (09:20):
You're not You'll be all right?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Okay, my eyes are closed. Am I asleep? No, Telly,
I'm too restless.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Do you want me to sing you to sleep?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Mister Benny?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Oh fine, that's all I need you know.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
I'm very soosie.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
All right, all right, sing me to sleep. I hope
it's rock a bye baby in the tree top. That
always gets me. Think I was six months old. Go ahead,
sing Janner. Okay, darn, that's mattress is so lumpy. I
think I'll take it to the bank.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Monday, the serve and night a night we may there
was Maggie Coprony. They're arranged dining at the risk and
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the night in health in when through lot of men
may time, So the legends tell conversing, im pertments, streams,
every warning, screaming may have falls.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Elf. I know such enchantment can be.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
How this happened? When I may be right, I may
be wrong, but I'm perfectly willing.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
To swear.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Fast when you turn and smile, let me a night
out in.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
The moonnet lingered off a London calm.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Poor puzzled mood. He wore a frown of putty.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Know we who were school in love the whold on world,
not by all the street of town, A bag.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Whisper o w homay ha, and we kissed, and.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Who not.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
A nightcause I was.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
Often seeah I put to sleep? All right?
Speaker 8 (12:44):
You sure did.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
Look at him lying there?
Speaker 7 (12:50):
He looked like a baby miss living since.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Yeah, all he needs is a rattle and a ton
of makeup.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Hey, Rochester, now's your chance to get those cigars.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Yes, a doctor told him not to smoke.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Put those backs.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Now, I see what you've done. You broke the humid door.
Some humid doors had cookies on it. You can keep
cookies or cigars in it, as long as they're not together.
By Rochester, I just happened to think of something. Did
you tell mister Billingsley our border that we're going to
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New York next week?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Yeah? But I wouldn't leave him in the house alone. Boys,
he's just getting crazy over a day.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Oh, you just don't like him. Mess off? What's he done?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Now?
Speaker 4 (13:39):
You know that's spinning wheel? He's dopin his room. Yes, well,
the other day he waves himself a magic carpet.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
A magic carpet. Now that doesn't mean he's crazy.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
It's today he flew all over Westwood. That's on it.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
What not?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Only that's what he brought. I've got the cloud resumed.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
All stop being ridiculous a cloud?
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Get well?
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Look who's here?
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Hello?
Speaker 7 (14:07):
Mary?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
H A Jackson has the invalid. That's a good Phil
got a cold?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
The cold, he says.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Now Dennis cut that off?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Oh Jack Look what Phil Bronch he Oh.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Why you sentimental? Son of a gun?
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Phil?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Thanks Phil, thanks for the flowers. He ain't for you.
I thought you had a nurse. Love be done. I'm
thinking bad And he brings flowers for the nurse, and
you got one. Knowing if I did have a nurse,
how would you know what she'd look like? Listen, Jackson,
what have I got to?
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Little different?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Name's pretty?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I give her the flowers and if she's homely, you
can have them her. And so long, Jackson, I'm back here.
Stay got that figured out, haven't you? Yeah, wish the doctor,
get here, I've got chilled again. Where's the thermometer, Rochester,
I'll give it both, answer the poem? Mary, okay, Hello.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
Yes, he's feeling much better.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Mios. Colbert, Yes, thank you, I'll tell you you called goodbye.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Well?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Who was that caught that? Colbert?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Many, oh many Colbert. Oh yeah, she's a cashier of
the Vine Street Bowling Alley.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Yeah, you don't feel that.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
That girl kind of goes for me. You're welcome to
her brother. She's got legs like a piano.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Well, she's behind the counter all day.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Who sees them? Every fellow that watch in that bowling
alley's crazy about her. He has a beautiful face. The
key score on it. Oh quiet, I think every girl
that likes me is homely. What's on your chest there, Jackson? Phenomenally?
Give me the thermometer, Rochester.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Here, y'are opening your mouth?
Speaker 7 (15:58):
Uh say Mary?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
If Don Wilson been over to see Jack not yet.
He's probably scared after what happened once he scared about.
It wasn't Don's fault or worn't darnfall.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
It was w Joran wan for a total fine fine
jon Ward, your.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Word for darnfall?
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Here in Rochester.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
What does a thermometer say? All right? What does it say?
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Nineteen shamon daysil Christmas?
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Give me that?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Stop hinting. I wonder what's keeping that doctor? Why don't
take some more of that cost medicine? Oh?
Speaker 4 (16:43):
I hate it's mighty good thoughts sifty percent alcohol.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Sixty percent. Give me a shot of that, Rochester? What
that bottle down? All of a sudden? He's got a cold,
you know, Phil, if the god's an hype.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Mister Bennie, who is that mister under the bed?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Under the bed. Well, i'll be mister Billingsley. What are
you doing under the bed? I'm looking for my cloud?
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Have you seen it?
Speaker 7 (17:19):
Your cloud?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
No? I I haven't.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Well if it.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Comes by duck, it's just full of rain. Oh I
I will, I will, Oh I will. I don't worry
about that. Well, good night, mister Bennie, good night.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
Not necessarily, you know.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I I think Rochester was right about that guy. He
frightens the tar out of me. Did he scare you too, Dennis?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
This is right, yes, and I'm white.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
He's he's a weird fella. Phil, I'm nervous. Tune in
the radio. Let's get some music. Okay, guy gives me
the creep. Hey, how do you work this one?
Speaker 8 (18:24):
You've gotta just turn it up, turn out all philk.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Okay, say Jack, that number was from your new picture,
wasn't it? Yes, that's call, isn't that?
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Just like love?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Mary Martin sings it to me? And you know, you know, Fellas,
even though it's only a picture, you can't help but
feel at the deep down in her heart he loves me. Oh,
pull up your arm lest cold anyway. Hey, Rochester, I'm
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just commencing to feel hungry. Go downstairs and make me
a sandwich out of that chicken your roasted yesterday.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
I don't think it was roasting enough.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Bars, what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (20:26):
I old the eyes washed this morning and it laid
an egg by.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
It's my sad.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Stop that you're just too lazy to go downstairs. I'll
get me a sandwich. Okay, guy smokes my cigar won't
do any work. Drinks my cough. Medicine never saw anything
like it, because he's right, that's only for sneeze. Doctor
doesn't get here pretty soon though, man must be him.
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Now come in. Why it is John Wilson. He everybody's
got a nerve to come here.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Well, hello, jack you know I'm awfully sorry about what
happened last weekend.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I came over to apologize.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
How do you feel?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Feel fine?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I'm glad you're barged in. I was a little woman, Jackson.
Stopped acting like a baby the way you're treating done
just because you.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Caught a little cold.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
It's not only the cold, but when he left me
standing in the rain, a stick up man came along
and I got hooked for eight dollars and sixty five cents.
Don't forget to take the cab fare too. I included
that it was a terrible experience. Did the guy pull
a gun on you, Jackson?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
What else could he get a dollars and sixty five cents?
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
So I wasn't afraid of him. Then why did you
let him take your doe? Because he stuck a gun
in my ribs? Then why didn't you let him shoot you?
Because I got more money than blood? And shut up.
I hope you're happy, mister Wilson for everything you knew, Sue,
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because un hide tap it trouble with you, Don Wilson,
and you were afraid you get in wrong with your wife?
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
I was that you were, and you can't deny it.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Well, you can't deny that Jellow is America's paper, Jealous
and dessert.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
What's that got to do with it?
Speaker 4 (22:29):
You can't deny that.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Terms and sixtylligues, slavers, sawberry raspberry carry, I am saving alive?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
So look for the big red letters on the box.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Goodbye, Well i'll be I'm going to tell a sponsor
on him, he yelled about jealou.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
You always have to be a tattletale.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Don't you just believe in being loyal to our sponsor?
That's all doctors hit the boss. Oh now it's about time, hello, doc,
Will will.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Howls my bibble byre miss price and cherry dad.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
As if you care, I've been waiting for you since
Arty this morning. Well, don't holler at me. I was
up all night with Jeane Ufrey's horse. Oh fine, now
that you're here, you can look me over. Yes, indeed,
now let's see what's wrong with you. I've got a cold,
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a cold, he says, God. Well, ass when I've got
a cold and so weak I can hardly move and
look at my eyes they're all bloodshots. Well I think
that little bit of red is beautiful with the bloom.
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I don't care about the color steam. I want my
corn fjords and another thing. I'm hungry, all right if
I eat something?
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Oh no, no, you should.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Starve a cold and feed a fever. Or is this
starve a fever and feed a cold? You're the doctor,
you tell me? I love dot? I uh, I tooth
donad I'm sneezing all the time. Well, I'll take care
of that right away. Now here, what are you doing?
I'm going to put these two courts in your nostril. Horse,
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I'll wait a minute.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Doctor whole still, but doctor, there you are. But doctor,
I can't breathe now, I can't.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
I can't ach.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
You'll see what happened.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
I put a cane javasky now doctor, now, love, doctor Leroy.
I've got a daughter New York a week from tomorrow.
You think I can make it? Yes, Jess, get as
much sleep as possible. Now, I'll leave a box of
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these pills, and you take one before retiring.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Okay, I want to take one now, Yeah, so you
can rest for a while.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah, I think I will. Well, I'll run along now,
mister Benny.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
See you tomorrow, goodbye, goodbye.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Now let's see who's my next patient? Oh? Yes, and
Sheridan's Cocker's bague A fine, A fine doctor, I picked. Well,
it's your own fall.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
Why did you call a veterinary?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Because what happened to me shouldn't happen to a dog.
Now we should all go home and let me get
them sleep. Okay, Jackson, I'll give you a ring in
the morning.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
The barn is the Benny.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
I hope you'll feel better. Thank Tennis, Gong, Mary godo
on jack See tomorrow, Rochester, Rochester.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
If I get me calls, don't disturbance, No, turn.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Out the light. Okay, boys, thang, hey, wait a minute,
where you're going with my poor cigars?
Speaker 7 (26:29):
Stop going?
Speaker 4 (26:29):
And god, I light all.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Put I'm back. Don't leave this hop I might meet you.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Yes, good night, good night.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
Yeah, I hope I get a good night's friend.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
This pill doesn't make it kind of drowsy as there. See,
Wilson had a lot of nerve coming over here tonight.
I can't get over that guy. It's all of this
trouble I'm having for no reason in all.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
If I told him was I told him cold? Your way?
The little woman, bargie, No, you hat to be a wife?
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What's that?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Who's that at the window?
Speaker 4 (27:32):
All right, buddy, take him up?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Walk, Come on, give me your dough. Why you're you're
the same guy that got me Don Wilson's house.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Remember I was in the rose. But never mind that
hand over yourself.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Say I gave you all the money. I had my shoe,
every cent of it. Remember that's the time I watch
a mattress. Yes, oh no, you don't give me that
common I'm being a breaking of people's housing.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Tack.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Oh my goodness, what have I done?
Speaker 5 (28:12):
I've killed him.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
I've killed him boss. What's the matter?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Hold, leave Rochester.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
I just kill the man ways off, ways out. I'm
not a street I just kill a man tank. You
see poor place off? You didn't kill anybody a dreamer.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Dreamer, Oh thanks heaven, jees, was so visit, so real.
You know, you know, Rochester, you'd be proud of me
if you had seen how brave I was.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Just now, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
When that big cup Burgler came in the room and
struck that gun in my face. When I stared, no,
I dropped that gun out of his hand. I let
him hap bang Bang Bang.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
Boy? Did I give it to him?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Boy?
Speaker 4 (28:58):
When you get the right bill, you're a tiger.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
You Wow.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I'm going back to sleep now, Rochester. If anything happens
on you know, good night, slight wary.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
What me tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen, the send of the
Sack of nineteen forty. It's not a public holiday, not
one of those historic dates to call for celebration, but
just the same of the plenty of celebrations at your house.
If tomorrow brings you your first taste of jello's view
as solace and taste, it's called beauty salad, and believe me,
(29:40):
the name certainly fits. Nothing could look more intriguing or
taste more delicious. That is delightfully simple to make. Just
prepare one package of brassberry jello as you usually do,
and chill and just slightly thickened, hold in one banana
dice and one fourth cup of chopped nutmeat. Then mold,
and there's one of the grandest salad glow dessert you
ever tasted. If you haven't tried raspberry jellow lately, you'll
(30:02):
find it even better than you remembered. Enjoy it to
morrow in this tempting jello salad, a cherry combination of
creamy bananas, prenchy nut meats, and crimson raspberry jello.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
When it's time to get up, does it cause you
much grief? For you grumble and mumbling and generally beef
that you're good for, just nothing. You've slept, not a wink,
and you know it's because you had coffee to drink. Then,
my friends, take a tip from a fellow who knows.
Switch to Sanka, the coffee that's minus the wood.
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