August 16, 2025 • 28 mins
Step back in time with "Jack Benny," one of the most beloved comedians in radio history. His sharp wit, endearing personality, and hilarious routines made his show a staple of American entertainment. Tune in for a hearty dose of laughter and nostalgia, perfect for fans of classic comedy and vintage radio.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 1 (01:07):
Stand your plate, don Will, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Last Friday, February fourteenth, with Jack Benny's birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Jack celebrated the occasion with a dinner party at his home.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
So let's go back to Friday and out to Beverly Hills,
where we find Mary in Rochester helping out Rochester.
Speaker 7 (01:33):
Mister Benny still upstairs.
Speaker 8 (01:34):
Yes, well, and they say women take a long time
to get dressed. He's been up there two hours already.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Well with mister Benn's dressing isn't so simple?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
What do you mean by the time he pulls in
what sticks out and pans out what's sinks in?
Speaker 9 (01:48):
It's a new day Manyanta.
Speaker 8 (01:52):
Well, he oughta be down pretty soon. Now let's see
the tables all sex. Oh, by the way, Rochester, he's
gonna surveyder.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
Yes, that reminds me I better take the caviard haveard?
Is mister ennybody caviard?
Speaker 10 (02:05):
Well? Yes, in directly?
Speaker 7 (02:08):
What do you mean indirectly?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Well, once a week we have fish for dinner.
Speaker 10 (02:11):
Uh huh.
Speaker 9 (02:12):
And before I go to the market, mister Danny tells
me to pick out a sturgeon with that maternal look.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well, well, very, I'm all dressed. How's everything going?
Speaker 7 (02:25):
I'll find Jack? And why are you addressing? And telegrams came?
I already opened them, you did, okay, dear Jack.
Speaker 8 (02:32):
Sorry, I won't be able to attende your birthday party
as I have a touch of flu sign Jane Wyman.
Here's another here, Jack, Sorry, I won't be able to
change your birthday party as I have a touch of
grips sign caught at Colberte. Well, here's another, Dear Jack, Shari,
I won't be able to change your birthday party as
I have a touch of distemper, signed Lassies.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Then we can leave the bone in the stoop and
the Is that all?
Speaker 7 (03:01):
And now there's one more? Oh this was in Leo Durosius.
Oh Leo, Yeah, he says Jack.
Speaker 8 (03:06):
Dear Jack, I'm sorry I can't bring my wife to
your birthday party as I'm a single man in California.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
See that's the shame. Anyway, I'm sure the party will
be a success. I'm having I Sterns and mister missus
Colmers Rochester, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I'm putting the chearfege labels on the seven up.
Speaker 11 (03:31):
I'm not serving that tonight. I'm having still wine. Which
do you think would be better? Marry red or white wine?
Speaker 10 (03:37):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (03:37):
I don't know what are you having for your meat?
Speaker 10 (03:39):
Carse?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Oh, I'm having a monst de beauce Bordet's potee.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Alberger? We're not having it as patty, We're having it
as meatballs and rochester. When it's time to serve the meatball,
do it with a spoon. We don't put three holes.
Speaker 11 (03:55):
And I'm gonna roll them down the center of the table.
I'll marry after everybody arrives.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I wonder who that can be? Much too early for
any of the guests. I'll get it.
Speaker 10 (04:09):
How do you do, mister Benny.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
My name is Brown. I represent a lifetime Pop Tanned
Kettle Company. Now I can reprogues him and the thank you.
Speaker 10 (04:16):
Look, this is my assistant, Joe Davidson.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I'm glad to know you, that ghost double.
Speaker 12 (04:20):
Look, fellow Alice, defending, as you are one of leading
citizens of Beverly Hills, we have selected you as the
man who should have our first post war demonstration given
by the lifetime Pop tann and Kettle Company.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Well that's very nice, but I'm to.
Speaker 12 (04:30):
Show you'll be on the shadow of it out the
superiority I pod over every other competitor in the field.
What about it, Joe, that ghost double Look.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
The office is to come into.
Speaker 12 (04:39):
Your home and put on a dinner the like of
which no king has ever eaten.
Speaker 11 (04:42):
Look gentlemen, I like talking to you about this some
other time. You see, today is my birthday and I'm
having some guests over Particia.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Did you hear that Joe water coincidence? Mister Benny, you
want how we can have ready for you a complete.
Speaker 12 (04:52):
Southern call dinner, a primary broad stay, fight to hoe Fatama,
tarrot teas and everything.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
To go with me? You it takes all that for me?
What will it called?
Speaker 12 (05:01):
Not a dying mister Bennie, not a diet his series, well,
absolutely free through the courtesy of a lifetime pop panel,
Kettle Company.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Well, well that sounds reasonable.
Speaker 12 (05:11):
Yeah, quiet, Mary Fellas, what do you get out of
mister Bennie asked? You are fixing foods has been cooked
in a lifetime pop panel.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Or kettle You'll never want to be without them. He's man, right, Joe?
Speaker 7 (05:20):
That goes double.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Married?
Speaker 7 (05:24):
I answer for Joe.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
He oh, well, Mary, what do you think about it?
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Jack? You can't do a thing like this. You're having
important guests like I have sturn one of the world's
greatest vile in it and listen, miss is Ronald Coley.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
There's nothing to worry about. We drive our truck o'round
with the back dawn.
Speaker 12 (05:38):
We prepare and cook the food in your kitchen, and
your fuckler will survey is he married?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
There's nothing to it. Go ahead, fellas, the kitchen is
your God. Mister Benny, you're a man with a head
on your shoulder.
Speaker 10 (05:48):
That's double.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
What come on, Joe, we gotta juk.
Speaker 10 (05:56):
Say.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
You know, Mary, this is going to jack Denny.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
You ought to be ashamed here, Mary, what are you
worried about?
Speaker 11 (06:01):
We'll be getting the best boot possible and nobody will know.
After all, nothing's too good for the Colemans. They're probably
getting dressed for my birthday party right now.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Are you ready yet?
Speaker 13 (06:20):
In a moment beneath him, what are you doing? I'm
just looking through this medical books. Let's see strits, esthma,
athletes put blisters, very very troop, colic ersipolis, fever, scout, gouster,
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gang use excuses.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
This time we'll have to go.
Speaker 13 (06:50):
Yeah, I guess we'll we'll have Oh wait a minute, wait,
here's when I overlooked distemper No not knowing that his friends,
one of them must have used that. By the way, Pernita,
what brest he is? Denny is celebrating, he said, thirty eight.
He indeed. Imagine him saying he's only two years older
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than I am.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Let's stop wasting time and get ready that expect this.
I told mister Benny would be there earlier.
Speaker 13 (07:24):
You saw Benny today, Yes, yes, he dropped over here.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
You remember about two weeks ago he borrowed your fountain ten.
Speaker 13 (07:30):
Oh, so he finally returned it.
Speaker 10 (07:32):
No, he came over the silla.
Speaker 13 (07:36):
Imagine that when we go on vacation, we ought to
leave a bottle of ink at the back door.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
We did that last year.
Speaker 10 (07:42):
That Harris fella drank it.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
All right?
Speaker 13 (07:48):
All right, Oh what a wasted evening this will be,
which I could stay at home and listen to some
good music. By the way, you know that new record
I bought. I almost know it by heart.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
How did it go?
Speaker 13 (07:59):
Opened their door?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (08:02):
Richard opened that door. Come on, darling, help me. I'll
wrap on the table.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Stop so brilliant to dress.
Speaker 13 (08:19):
You know, as long as we're going to Benny's party,
I think I order change my shirt.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
What's wrong with the one you have on?
Speaker 13 (08:27):
My dear? Have you ever seen Benny eat soup? S
He put the spoon in his hand and goes down
to it like a mixed mask. All right, darling, there,
let's go west tided pleasure.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
I do want to remember mister Benny's friends. That's one
over them once more. Who is John Wilson.
Speaker 13 (08:45):
He's the one, and still Harry the Wonder the blue lips?
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Oh yes, yes, he think was Injelli.
Speaker 13 (08:57):
Oh, here's the silly one's right?
Speaker 10 (08:59):
And May Little he's the normal.
Speaker 13 (09:03):
She ever got mixed up with that bunch of schlameals,
I'll never know.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
Come on, Nonnie, come on, we must have keep been
racing any longer.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
Yeah, yeah, one of them marries John Hill and Jennis
Yes to ride.
Speaker 9 (09:25):
Oh, I was walking to my birthday party, I you Jackson,
many have to return.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Hello Jackon, congratulations.
Speaker 11 (09:31):
I'm glad you all got here early. Kids, And don't
forget Dennis. You're gonna sing happy birthday to me, aren't you?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (09:35):
Yes, sir, good, Happy birthday to you. Happy?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
No, not no, I'll tell you where now come on,
come on in the other room, tail feel. I can
hardly believe my eyes. What's the matter of Jackson? The
way you're dressed, hat and leather shoes, white tie and tail. Yeah,
get a load of these white gloves and that cane
over my arm. Yeah, but Phil, where you get that
black eye? I never should have passed that pool room
dressed like this. Well anyway, fail you do. Look, shall
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I serve the truck dails? Now I get Rochester. We'll
wait until every don don't mess around the table. We
got everything ted jet right. I was just admiring and Jack,
it looked wonderful.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I want to say, idea of having that tet sheet over.
Speaker 10 (10:11):
Those four chairs?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Those are four chairs? What that's what? Thanks?
Speaker 10 (10:15):
We lifted from the bus stoll.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Jack, you getary Tony for a little while.
Speaker 11 (10:21):
And anyway, kids, we're gonna have a fine dinner and lots.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Of fun as well. Dennis, huh, I know they he
brought a little package to my birthday bardy uh huh ah, Dennis,
you don't have to blush. Come on, open it up,
not til we get to the table.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
What is it my lunch?
Speaker 3 (10:47):
After all, it is my birthday. It seems that somebody
could have brought me, Jack, I brought you something.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Look birthday cake?
Speaker 11 (10:54):
Huh, Well, isn't that beautiful our birthday cake with thirty
eight lucky strikes?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Arrets on? It isn't that wonderful, John. What's the case
made of it? It's made of that fine that light
that's naturally Miles. No, no, no, don, that's no round
so firm. So John, I know about the lucky strife.
I mean, how about the case? No thanks, I'm on
a diet. Oh anyways, nice you to put thirty eight
cigarettes on it? Hey, Jack, and who you're trying a
kid with that thirty eighth stuff. You're a lot older
than I am, and I'm thirty five.
Speaker 10 (11:21):
Happy birthday to you, Dennis.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Quiet. What'd you say til? I said that I'm thirty
five years old and I don't even show it. What
are you talking about? You've been studying music for over
thirty five years.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
He doesn't show that either.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I agree with you thirty five. What is your birthday,
thil Well? I was born April of twenty first. That
comes under the sign of porous the bull. What does
that mean? People born on her horse are usually have
someome popular and have nice stable manners.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Ha oh, Harris.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
With material like this, you better make money fast. Yes,
you're not kidding. Porous the bow? Mary?
Speaker 13 (12:00):
What were you?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
What were you born? Under?
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Kelse the cow?
Speaker 9 (12:03):
Kelsee the cow?
Speaker 7 (12:04):
It happened in a boarding house.
Speaker 8 (12:09):
Oh, Livia, think your sister baby nearly took your job
away from here.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Very another joke like that, and you'll be asking babe
for autographs. And this is nothing a kid about The
zodiac is a very interesting subject.
Speaker 10 (12:21):
It most certainly is.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Jack You know I was born under the sign of
Leo the Lion. You were, Dennis, What time were you
born under the tickets? Time my mother was out on strike, Dennis,
stop being silly. And that goes for all of you.
And I'll watch it tonight, will your kids? You know
I'm having some very important people. Who's all going to
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be there, Jackson.
Speaker 11 (12:44):
Only a world famous violinist Isaac Stern and mister and
missus Ronald Coleman.
Speaker 10 (12:49):
Ronald Coleman. Hee.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I like the way he talked. If iware king, I love,
If I were king, what cript nations would I bring?
Speaker 14 (12:56):
The STUPI oil Septa swear to lead you to your
lips and eyes and hell, Janna Jannis, you sounded just
like him. That was very good.
Speaker 10 (13:18):
Thank you, Benita.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
All right, Dennis, all right, that's enough now, kids, Remember
what I told you. Rochester, he was at the door. Please, yes, sir,
Oh believe me, mister Ms.
Speaker 10 (13:35):
Coleman.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
May I check your laugh with coma.
Speaker 10 (13:40):
I didn't wear any warmut.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
How about your hat, miss Coleman.
Speaker 13 (13:43):
No, I didn't bother with the hat. Livisa clues, Oh, well,
would you like a dollar with the Nichols? Nicholas?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I think the blackmasis about ready to hail by Ronnie Banita,
welcome to my birthday part.
Speaker 13 (13:57):
Well, congratulations, thank you, thank you. Come on in the
other room, you know my associate.
Speaker 11 (14:02):
Well, if it ain't a kid from changer lare, Hello, Ronnie,
what do you hear from the high Lava broh.
Speaker 10 (14:11):
Phil? Phil?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
A party? Just got it? Control yourself. Here's Mary and
Don Wilson again.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Hello list Ms Cowman.
Speaker 11 (14:19):
Hello, Well Ronnie, you don't know how happy I am
that you and Banita came to my party.
Speaker 13 (14:24):
It's a pleasant I'm sure it's a pleasure.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I'm sure, I said.
Speaker 13 (14:29):
Do I hear a Nichole?
Speaker 10 (14:30):
What do I hear a Nickole?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Dennet?
Speaker 10 (14:32):
Cut that out?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Don you know? You know, Ronnie, Ronnie, you.
Speaker 11 (14:44):
Have to excuse Dennis. He you know, he always likes
to imitate famous people. You know, it's really it's amazing,
but sometimes it can be embarrassed.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
You have a jack, oh, thank you?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah, yes, and here's an ashtray, I mean a four four.
It's very good, ladies and gentlemen, mister Isaac Stern. Well, well,
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mister Sterne, I'm sure glad you got here. Come on
in him sade.
Speaker 10 (15:19):
Thank you.
Speaker 15 (15:20):
I'm so tired of standing standing. Yes, somebody lifted the
bench from the bus stop.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Oh oh, she's got a hole in it with why
Rochester and it's a Stern.
Speaker 11 (15:32):
You know my gang Mary Pill and Don Oh yes, oh,
I don't believe you've met Dennis Dennis.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
This is mister Isaac Stern.
Speaker 10 (15:41):
How do you do, Dennis.
Speaker 15 (15:42):
I've listened to you many times on the air, and
I've enjoyed your singing very much.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Dennis Dennis, a man paid you a compliment.
Speaker 10 (15:51):
Huh say something Happy birthday?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
No, not yet see uh either.
Speaker 11 (15:57):
He's a little excited because it's my birthday and I'm
as a Stern. I wanted to meet two very charming people,
very very close friends of mine. In fact, we're neighbors,
mister and missus.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Ronald Coleman.
Speaker 10 (16:09):
Well, this is indeed an unexpected privilege.
Speaker 13 (16:11):
Thank you. I deal the same way In fact, had
we known you was going to be here, we wouldn't
have hesitated about coming. I mean we would have come earlier.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yes, yes, and.
Speaker 8 (16:26):
Mister Sharon, we haven't seen you since your last concert.
The lost Ange is so harmonic and it was really thrilling.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Yeah, it was really wonderful, mister and I were there.
Speaker 7 (16:34):
That saved me and we were just carried away.
Speaker 13 (16:36):
Yes, mister Darn, I particularly like the way you played
the Mendels and concatto. I never heard anyone else through
the so most of Patia.
Speaker 15 (16:44):
Well, I think the that particular movement called for molto
passionato rather than a more reserved approach.
Speaker 11 (16:50):
Well, I thought, shut up, Mary, Mary, that's no way
(17:13):
to talk to mister Stern.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Uh, mister Searn.
Speaker 11 (17:21):
You know, I thought that the Mendelsohn Concerto could be
played moco apashinato or allegro con moto.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
I mean it could go either way, like like a
Stude Baker. I mean, I mean one has a moto
in the frat and the other as a moto.
Speaker 10 (17:41):
In the back.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Mary, we're having a serious discussion now, mister Moto, I
mean mister I mean, mister Curno missus Stern. Mister Stern,
I've heard, missus Stern, I've.
Speaker 11 (17:55):
Heard some violinists play the Mendelton Concerto Mocho of Pashinado
and others play it and Dante.
Speaker 10 (18:02):
Well, mister Benny, that has been.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
A controversial subject. I see mister Harris as a colleague
and a fellow musicians. What do you think, Look, Bob,
don't let this monkey suit I'm wearing fool you. Well please, Oh, mister.
Speaker 11 (18:17):
Will serve in a few minutes, Thank you, Thank you, Roger,
and don't forget to serve the Tavy our.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
First No cavo on the night Force. Why that's sir.
His name was Louise, not Louise. Oh well then we'll
we'll just have cocktail.
Speaker 13 (18:39):
Mister Senn. Would you consider it an imposition if we
ask you to play a number for us before dinner?
Speaker 7 (18:43):
Oh that would be wonderful.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
I'd be happy to play for you.
Speaker 15 (18:48):
As a matter of fact, sheer for Winton is. Of course,
I just happened to bring my violin and accompanist with
me tonight.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
My birthday. That could have belaved after me. I would
have refused anyway.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
Who's gonna take that can't.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Never mind.
Speaker 10 (19:04):
Is there any composition you care to hear?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Particulous?
Speaker 13 (19:07):
Missus ben in your repertoire? Do you happen to know?
Open the door?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Richard?
Speaker 8 (19:14):
What Sonny's one number I always loved to on the
valin It's concerto.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
That's my favorite number.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Two.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
How about him? It's skirt.
Speaker 10 (19:25):
Oh, I'd be very happy to play that.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
At something.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Wonderful.
Speaker 9 (21:35):
Wonderful, Oh, Ran Ran, mister Searn, that was really excellent.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
John Garfield couldn't have played it better.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
Yeah, you're referring to.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
The picture of humorous when John Garfield was a violinist.
Speaker 7 (21:56):
Missus Stern did the plane?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Oh, yes, yes, I should have known. You know, it's Stern.
It's wonderful how in pictures they could always.
Speaker 11 (22:03):
Get somebody to do something for somebody else. In last Weekend,
Phil Harris is the drinking for Ray Milan. I mean
for that they gave monsters the blue lips, no no, no,
no red eyes. And by the way, Ronald Ronnie, speaking
of pictures, you know I saw the preview of your
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new one, The Late George Athlete, and it was simply wonderful.
Speaker 13 (22:27):
Thank you, Jed. Just recently I saw one of your
pictures too. It was one the late horn blows at midnight?
Speaker 3 (22:36):
When did you see it? The funeral hyat and our faults.
With a little encouragement, I'll be glad to play a
violand solo.
Speaker 7 (22:43):
Ener, sir, thank you Manchester.
Speaker 11 (22:46):
Let As long it's on the table, we might as
well go in. Come on, everybody, Come on, hey Jack.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
If it's the best up you've ever had a sure house, Yes, Jack,
I've never tasted so good food.
Speaker 10 (23:04):
Yeah? What food? These things melt in your mouth?
Speaker 11 (23:06):
Danna those are ice few. Anyway, I'm glad you're all
enjoying it. After all, it's my birthday and I thought
i'd go all out, not out of married.
Speaker 13 (23:14):
Please, hey Jack, this roast beef is simply delicious, isn't it, Benita?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (23:19):
And why you buy that?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
And there's more where that came from? Blackchester? More roast
beef please, yes, sir, yesterday. Anybody want more butter from
their fast?
Speaker 9 (23:27):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yes, bring in more butter. Yes, it's the sugar bowl
in your pocket, the towel. Anybody want more bread carrots?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Please?
Speaker 13 (23:39):
What are you doing emptying the sugar out of the boat?
Speaker 11 (23:42):
That's mister sharn Why don't you put down the bio
underneath something.
Speaker 13 (23:47):
I thought somebody might ask me for an encore.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
We'll have that after dinner.
Speaker 13 (23:53):
You know, I think you had been you wrong all
the time. It's diner, simply wonderful.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Oh come on, don't stop, now eat some more.
Speaker 13 (24:05):
No, Jack, I couldn't eat another bite. And I'm not
one to make speeches. But if I were king, I
love it if I were King. Oh, I'm sorry, Jack,
after this marvel Is dinner, I want to tell you
how much we appreciate you're inviting us here my pleasure,
I'm sure, and Jack is being your bestie. I wanted
to take this opportunity of wishing you many and many
happy returns.
Speaker 11 (24:31):
Well, my friend, I'm so happy that you could all
be here tonight on my birthday. I'm glad you enjoyed
the dinner, and I hope that.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Next year Jamon had a chance to take the hoose
do listen to me semonstation.
Speaker 10 (24:45):
Then it was put on here.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Tonight three of time by the Lifetime Plan Kettle.
Speaker 13 (24:48):
Wait a minute, why Bob in demonstration dinner the.
Speaker 12 (24:52):
Lifetime Hot Channel Captain first Night is ranging a price
for my dollar and a half the four seventy five.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Don't hate Joe the door, lock the door.
Speaker 10 (25:01):
Don't you care?
Speaker 13 (25:02):
This isn't outrades.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
We're going acause I'm like you, what every deamon's face
and you've bloke yourself on free brock then you want
to leave?
Speaker 10 (25:08):
So what the isness?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
I'll wait on, man, I know that I an important
thinking about the lifetime kettle. It's seamless, heal, it's thirty.
I'll show you, not on my hair.
Speaker 13 (25:16):
Come on, Benita, Let's go.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Ronnie, Ronnie, Banita, Let's turn.
Speaker 11 (25:20):
You can't go, so please wait wait, Look Mary, it
wasn't my honest, kids, I didn't know this was gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Well you know what, Look kids, answer me.
Speaker 10 (25:33):
Somebody say something Happy birthday to you.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Watch some don't wonder birthday? Yeah, yeah, happy birthday.
Speaker 10 (25:42):
Everything happened to me.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Ladies and gentlemen, Savings bonds are vitally important to the
nation's battle against price and playson and for the future
and welfare of its all. It is important that we
continue to build financial security for ourselves and for our children.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Protect your future by extra bonds now, thank you.
Speaker 10 (26:47):
Mister Isaac Searn.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Was the company of the piano by mister Alexander Zacon.
Now Jack will be back in just a minute. The
first here is my good friend mister Basil Rightdale.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
As you listen to the Canada the back ware remember
less MFT am American Lucky strike means fining tobacco and
you in a cigarette.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
It's the tobacco that counts. Here.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
To the words of a man who's been independent tobacco
fire for twenty nine years, Carl Hartsfield of being for Kentucky,
he said, I can report with a scene with mowne
eyes the auction after auction, I've seen the makers of
lucky strikes by find the back good right primely the
back of that's got.
Speaker 13 (27:28):
Real smoking, qualid.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I smoke Luckies for over twenty eight years.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
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You can see the makers of lucky strike consistency select
and by that finds that light that naturally miles the back.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Fine light naturally miles tobacco.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Real lucky strike tobacco ls MFT, Lucky strike means bying
tobacco for your all.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Real deep down smoking enjoyment.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Remember ls MFT Lucky strike means fine tobacco, so smoke,
that smoke of fining tobacco, lucky strike, so wrong, so firm,
so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw.
Speaker 13 (28:14):
I was never so embarrassed in my life take meat
and what anything. But you know, but that was a
delicious dinner. And I was just thinking, you will have
the party? Were getting excited. Yes, you think those men.
Speaker 7 (28:30):
Would nny, you wouldn't There.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
The nasal block dancing
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Boom,
The Jack Benny Program at.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Nine.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I'm I reckon.
Speaker 4 (00:07):
Fine tobacco is what counts in the cigarette and l
s m f T Lucky Strike means fine tobacco, ls
m f T, no doubt about it. Lucky Strike means
fine tobacco. That's one thing you can be sure of always,
year after.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Year, at auction after auction.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Independent tobacco experts, men who really know tobacco can see
the makers of Lucky Strike consistently select and buy that
finds that light, that naturally mild tobacco, fine light, naturally
mild tobacco, real Lucky Strike tobacco, fine tobacco.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
That means real, deep.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Down smoking enjoyment for you.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
So smoke that smoker.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Find tobacco Lucky Strike the round, so firm, so fully fact,
so free and easy on the draw.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Hemerican The Lucky Smack Programs Starrying Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Philaharris, Rochester, Dennis.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Stand your plate, don Will, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Last Friday, February fourteenth, with Jack Benny's birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Jack celebrated the occasion with a dinner party at his home.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
So let's go back to Friday and out to Beverly Hills,
where we find Mary in Rochester helping out Rochester.
Speaker 7 (01:33):
Mister Benny still upstairs.
Speaker 8 (01:34):
Yes, well, and they say women take a long time
to get dressed. He's been up there two hours already.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Well with mister Benn's dressing isn't so simple?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
What do you mean by the time he pulls in
what sticks out and pans out what's sinks in?
Speaker 9 (01:48):
It's a new day Manyanta.
Speaker 8 (01:52):
Well, he oughta be down pretty soon. Now let's see
the tables all sex. Oh, by the way, Rochester, he's
gonna surveyder.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
Yes, that reminds me I better take the caviard haveard?
Is mister ennybody caviard?
Speaker 10 (02:05):
Well? Yes, in directly?
Speaker 7 (02:08):
What do you mean indirectly?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Well, once a week we have fish for dinner.
Speaker 10 (02:11):
Uh huh.
Speaker 9 (02:12):
And before I go to the market, mister Danny tells
me to pick out a sturgeon with that maternal look.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well, well, very, I'm all dressed. How's everything going?
Speaker 7 (02:25):
I'll find Jack? And why are you addressing? And telegrams came?
I already opened them, you did, okay, dear Jack.
Speaker 8 (02:32):
Sorry, I won't be able to attende your birthday party
as I have a touch of flu sign Jane Wyman.
Here's another here, Jack, Sorry, I won't be able to
change your birthday party as I have a touch of
grips sign caught at Colberte. Well, here's another, Dear Jack, Shari,
I won't be able to change your birthday party as
I have a touch of distemper, signed Lassies.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Then we can leave the bone in the stoop and
the Is that all?
Speaker 7 (03:01):
And now there's one more? Oh this was in Leo Durosius.
Oh Leo, Yeah, he says Jack.
Speaker 8 (03:06):
Dear Jack, I'm sorry I can't bring my wife to
your birthday party as I'm a single man in California.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
See that's the shame. Anyway, I'm sure the party will
be a success. I'm having I Sterns and mister missus
Colmers Rochester, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I'm putting the chearfege labels on the seven up.
Speaker 11 (03:31):
I'm not serving that tonight. I'm having still wine. Which
do you think would be better? Marry red or white wine?
Speaker 10 (03:37):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (03:37):
I don't know what are you having for your meat?
Speaker 10 (03:39):
Carse?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Oh, I'm having a monst de beauce Bordet's potee.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Alberger? We're not having it as patty, We're having it
as meatballs and rochester. When it's time to serve the meatball,
do it with a spoon. We don't put three holes.
Speaker 11 (03:55):
And I'm gonna roll them down the center of the table.
I'll marry after everybody arrives.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I wonder who that can be? Much too early for
any of the guests. I'll get it.
Speaker 10 (04:09):
How do you do, mister Benny.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
My name is Brown. I represent a lifetime Pop Tanned
Kettle Company. Now I can reprogues him and the thank you.
Speaker 10 (04:16):
Look, this is my assistant, Joe Davidson.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I'm glad to know you, that ghost double.
Speaker 12 (04:20):
Look, fellow Alice, defending, as you are one of leading
citizens of Beverly Hills, we have selected you as the
man who should have our first post war demonstration given
by the lifetime Pop tann and Kettle Company.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Well that's very nice, but I'm to.
Speaker 12 (04:30):
Show you'll be on the shadow of it out the
superiority I pod over every other competitor in the field.
What about it, Joe, that ghost double Look.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
The office is to come into.
Speaker 12 (04:39):
Your home and put on a dinner the like of
which no king has ever eaten.
Speaker 11 (04:42):
Look gentlemen, I like talking to you about this some
other time. You see, today is my birthday and I'm
having some guests over Particia.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Did you hear that Joe water coincidence? Mister Benny, you
want how we can have ready for you a complete.
Speaker 12 (04:52):
Southern call dinner, a primary broad stay, fight to hoe Fatama,
tarrot teas and everything.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
To go with me? You it takes all that for me?
What will it called?
Speaker 12 (05:01):
Not a dying mister Bennie, not a diet his series, well,
absolutely free through the courtesy of a lifetime pop panel,
Kettle Company.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Well, well that sounds reasonable.
Speaker 12 (05:11):
Yeah, quiet, Mary Fellas, what do you get out of
mister Bennie asked? You are fixing foods has been cooked
in a lifetime pop panel.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Or kettle You'll never want to be without them. He's man, right, Joe?
Speaker 7 (05:20):
That goes double.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Married?
Speaker 7 (05:24):
I answer for Joe.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
He oh, well, Mary, what do you think about it?
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Jack? You can't do a thing like this. You're having
important guests like I have sturn one of the world's
greatest vile in it and listen, miss is Ronald Coley.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
There's nothing to worry about. We drive our truck o'round
with the back dawn.
Speaker 12 (05:38):
We prepare and cook the food in your kitchen, and
your fuckler will survey is he married?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
There's nothing to it. Go ahead, fellas, the kitchen is
your God. Mister Benny, you're a man with a head
on your shoulder.
Speaker 10 (05:48):
That's double.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
What come on, Joe, we gotta juk.
Speaker 10 (05:56):
Say.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
You know, Mary, this is going to jack Denny.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
You ought to be ashamed here, Mary, what are you
worried about?
Speaker 11 (06:01):
We'll be getting the best boot possible and nobody will know.
After all, nothing's too good for the Colemans. They're probably
getting dressed for my birthday party right now.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Are you ready yet?
Speaker 13 (06:20):
In a moment beneath him, what are you doing? I'm
just looking through this medical books. Let's see strits, esthma,
athletes put blisters, very very troop, colic ersipolis, fever, scout, gouster,
(06:43):
gang use excuses.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
This time we'll have to go.
Speaker 13 (06:50):
Yeah, I guess we'll we'll have Oh wait a minute, wait,
here's when I overlooked distemper No not knowing that his friends,
one of them must have used that. By the way, Pernita,
what brest he is? Denny is celebrating, he said, thirty eight.
He indeed. Imagine him saying he's only two years older
(07:11):
than I am.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Let's stop wasting time and get ready that expect this.
I told mister Benny would be there earlier.
Speaker 13 (07:24):
You saw Benny today, Yes, yes, he dropped over here.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
You remember about two weeks ago he borrowed your fountain ten.
Speaker 13 (07:30):
Oh, so he finally returned it.
Speaker 10 (07:32):
No, he came over the silla.
Speaker 13 (07:36):
Imagine that when we go on vacation, we ought to
leave a bottle of ink at the back door.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
We did that last year.
Speaker 10 (07:42):
That Harris fella drank it.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
All right?
Speaker 13 (07:48):
All right, Oh what a wasted evening this will be,
which I could stay at home and listen to some
good music. By the way, you know that new record
I bought. I almost know it by heart.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
How did it go?
Speaker 13 (07:59):
Opened their door?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (08:02):
Richard opened that door. Come on, darling, help me. I'll
wrap on the table.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Stop so brilliant to dress.
Speaker 13 (08:19):
You know, as long as we're going to Benny's party,
I think I order change my shirt.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
What's wrong with the one you have on?
Speaker 13 (08:27):
My dear? Have you ever seen Benny eat soup? S
He put the spoon in his hand and goes down
to it like a mixed mask. All right, darling, there,
let's go west tided pleasure.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
I do want to remember mister Benny's friends. That's one
over them once more. Who is John Wilson.
Speaker 13 (08:45):
He's the one, and still Harry the Wonder the blue lips?
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Oh yes, yes, he think was Injelli.
Speaker 13 (08:57):
Oh, here's the silly one's right?
Speaker 10 (08:59):
And May Little he's the normal.
Speaker 13 (09:03):
She ever got mixed up with that bunch of schlameals,
I'll never know.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
Come on, Nonnie, come on, we must have keep been
racing any longer.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
Yeah, yeah, one of them marries John Hill and Jennis
Yes to ride.
Speaker 9 (09:25):
Oh, I was walking to my birthday party, I you Jackson,
many have to return.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Hello Jackon, congratulations.
Speaker 11 (09:31):
I'm glad you all got here early. Kids, And don't
forget Dennis. You're gonna sing happy birthday to me, aren't you?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (09:35):
Yes, sir, good, Happy birthday to you. Happy?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
No, not no, I'll tell you where now come on,
come on in the other room, tail feel. I can
hardly believe my eyes. What's the matter of Jackson? The
way you're dressed, hat and leather shoes, white tie and tail. Yeah,
get a load of these white gloves and that cane
over my arm. Yeah, but Phil, where you get that
black eye? I never should have passed that pool room
dressed like this. Well anyway, fail you do. Look, shall
(10:00):
I serve the truck dails? Now I get Rochester. We'll
wait until every don don't mess around the table. We
got everything ted jet right. I was just admiring and Jack,
it looked wonderful.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I want to say, idea of having that tet sheet over.
Speaker 10 (10:11):
Those four chairs?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Those are four chairs? What that's what? Thanks?
Speaker 10 (10:15):
We lifted from the bus stoll.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Jack, you getary Tony for a little while.
Speaker 11 (10:21):
And anyway, kids, we're gonna have a fine dinner and lots.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Of fun as well. Dennis, huh, I know they he
brought a little package to my birthday bardy uh huh ah, Dennis,
you don't have to blush. Come on, open it up,
not til we get to the table.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
What is it my lunch?
Speaker 3 (10:47):
After all, it is my birthday. It seems that somebody
could have brought me, Jack, I brought you something.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Look birthday cake?
Speaker 11 (10:54):
Huh, Well, isn't that beautiful our birthday cake with thirty
eight lucky strikes?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Arrets on? It isn't that wonderful, John. What's the case
made of it? It's made of that fine that light
that's naturally Miles. No, no, no, don, that's no round
so firm. So John, I know about the lucky strife.
I mean, how about the case? No thanks, I'm on
a diet. Oh anyways, nice you to put thirty eight
cigarettes on it? Hey, Jack, and who you're trying a
kid with that thirty eighth stuff. You're a lot older
than I am, and I'm thirty five.
Speaker 10 (11:21):
Happy birthday to you, Dennis.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Quiet. What'd you say til? I said that I'm thirty
five years old and I don't even show it. What
are you talking about? You've been studying music for over
thirty five years.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
He doesn't show that either.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I agree with you thirty five. What is your birthday,
thil Well? I was born April of twenty first. That
comes under the sign of porous the bull. What does
that mean? People born on her horse are usually have
someome popular and have nice stable manners.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Ha oh, Harris.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
With material like this, you better make money fast. Yes,
you're not kidding. Porous the bow? Mary?
Speaker 13 (12:00):
What were you?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
What were you born? Under?
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Kelse the cow?
Speaker 9 (12:03):
Kelsee the cow?
Speaker 7 (12:04):
It happened in a boarding house.
Speaker 8 (12:09):
Oh, Livia, think your sister baby nearly took your job
away from here.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Very another joke like that, and you'll be asking babe
for autographs. And this is nothing a kid about The
zodiac is a very interesting subject.
Speaker 10 (12:21):
It most certainly is.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Jack You know I was born under the sign of
Leo the Lion. You were, Dennis, What time were you
born under the tickets? Time my mother was out on strike, Dennis,
stop being silly. And that goes for all of you.
And I'll watch it tonight, will your kids? You know
I'm having some very important people. Who's all going to
(12:43):
be there, Jackson.
Speaker 11 (12:44):
Only a world famous violinist Isaac Stern and mister and
missus Ronald Coleman.
Speaker 10 (12:49):
Ronald Coleman. Hee.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I like the way he talked. If iware king, I love,
If I were king, what cript nations would I bring?
Speaker 14 (12:56):
The STUPI oil Septa swear to lead you to your
lips and eyes and hell, Janna Jannis, you sounded just
like him. That was very good.
Speaker 10 (13:18):
Thank you, Benita.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
All right, Dennis, all right, that's enough now, kids, Remember
what I told you. Rochester, he was at the door. Please, yes, sir,
Oh believe me, mister Ms.
Speaker 10 (13:35):
Coleman.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
May I check your laugh with coma.
Speaker 10 (13:40):
I didn't wear any warmut.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
How about your hat, miss Coleman.
Speaker 13 (13:43):
No, I didn't bother with the hat. Livisa clues, Oh, well,
would you like a dollar with the Nichols? Nicholas?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I think the blackmasis about ready to hail by Ronnie Banita,
welcome to my birthday part.
Speaker 13 (13:57):
Well, congratulations, thank you, thank you. Come on in the
other room, you know my associate.
Speaker 11 (14:02):
Well, if it ain't a kid from changer lare, Hello, Ronnie,
what do you hear from the high Lava broh.
Speaker 10 (14:11):
Phil? Phil?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
A party? Just got it? Control yourself. Here's Mary and
Don Wilson again.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Hello list Ms Cowman.
Speaker 11 (14:19):
Hello, Well Ronnie, you don't know how happy I am
that you and Banita came to my party.
Speaker 13 (14:24):
It's a pleasant I'm sure it's a pleasure.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I'm sure, I said.
Speaker 13 (14:29):
Do I hear a Nichole?
Speaker 10 (14:30):
What do I hear a Nickole?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Dennet?
Speaker 10 (14:32):
Cut that out?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Don you know? You know, Ronnie, Ronnie, you.
Speaker 11 (14:44):
Have to excuse Dennis. He you know, he always likes
to imitate famous people. You know, it's really it's amazing,
but sometimes it can be embarrassed.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
You have a jack, oh, thank you?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah, yes, and here's an ashtray, I mean a four four.
It's very good, ladies and gentlemen, mister Isaac Stern. Well, well,
(15:15):
mister Sterne, I'm sure glad you got here. Come on
in him sade.
Speaker 10 (15:19):
Thank you.
Speaker 15 (15:20):
I'm so tired of standing standing. Yes, somebody lifted the
bench from the bus stop.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Oh oh, she's got a hole in it with why
Rochester and it's a Stern.
Speaker 11 (15:32):
You know my gang Mary Pill and Don Oh yes, oh,
I don't believe you've met Dennis Dennis.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
This is mister Isaac Stern.
Speaker 10 (15:41):
How do you do, Dennis.
Speaker 15 (15:42):
I've listened to you many times on the air, and
I've enjoyed your singing very much.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Dennis Dennis, a man paid you a compliment.
Speaker 10 (15:51):
Huh say something Happy birthday?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
No, not yet see uh either.
Speaker 11 (15:57):
He's a little excited because it's my birthday and I'm
as a Stern. I wanted to meet two very charming people,
very very close friends of mine. In fact, we're neighbors,
mister and missus.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Ronald Coleman.
Speaker 10 (16:09):
Well, this is indeed an unexpected privilege.
Speaker 13 (16:11):
Thank you. I deal the same way In fact, had
we known you was going to be here, we wouldn't
have hesitated about coming. I mean we would have come earlier.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yes, yes, and.
Speaker 8 (16:26):
Mister Sharon, we haven't seen you since your last concert.
The lost Ange is so harmonic and it was really thrilling.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Yeah, it was really wonderful, mister and I were there.
Speaker 7 (16:34):
That saved me and we were just carried away.
Speaker 13 (16:36):
Yes, mister Darn, I particularly like the way you played
the Mendels and concatto. I never heard anyone else through
the so most of Patia.
Speaker 15 (16:44):
Well, I think the that particular movement called for molto
passionato rather than a more reserved approach.
Speaker 11 (16:50):
Well, I thought, shut up, Mary, Mary, that's no way
(17:13):
to talk to mister Stern.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Uh, mister Searn.
Speaker 11 (17:21):
You know, I thought that the Mendelsohn Concerto could be
played moco apashinato or allegro con moto.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
I mean it could go either way, like like a
Stude Baker. I mean, I mean one has a moto
in the frat and the other as a moto.
Speaker 10 (17:41):
In the back.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Mary, we're having a serious discussion now, mister Moto, I
mean mister I mean, mister Curno missus Stern. Mister Stern,
I've heard, missus Stern, I've.
Speaker 11 (17:55):
Heard some violinists play the Mendelton Concerto Mocho of Pashinado
and others play it and Dante.
Speaker 10 (18:02):
Well, mister Benny, that has been.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
A controversial subject. I see mister Harris as a colleague
and a fellow musicians. What do you think, Look, Bob,
don't let this monkey suit I'm wearing fool you. Well please, Oh, mister.
Speaker 11 (18:17):
Will serve in a few minutes, Thank you, Thank you, Roger,
and don't forget to serve the Tavy our.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
First No cavo on the night Force. Why that's sir.
His name was Louise, not Louise. Oh well then we'll
we'll just have cocktail.
Speaker 13 (18:39):
Mister Senn. Would you consider it an imposition if we
ask you to play a number for us before dinner?
Speaker 7 (18:43):
Oh that would be wonderful.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
I'd be happy to play for you.
Speaker 15 (18:48):
As a matter of fact, sheer for Winton is. Of course,
I just happened to bring my violin and accompanist with
me tonight.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
My birthday. That could have belaved after me. I would
have refused anyway.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
Who's gonna take that can't.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Never mind.
Speaker 10 (19:04):
Is there any composition you care to hear?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Particulous?
Speaker 13 (19:07):
Missus ben in your repertoire? Do you happen to know?
Open the door?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Richard?
Speaker 8 (19:14):
What Sonny's one number I always loved to on the
valin It's concerto.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
That's my favorite number.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Two.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
How about him? It's skirt.
Speaker 10 (19:25):
Oh, I'd be very happy to play that.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
At something.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Wonderful.
Speaker 9 (21:35):
Wonderful, Oh, Ran Ran, mister Searn, that was really excellent.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
John Garfield couldn't have played it better.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
Yeah, you're referring to.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
The picture of humorous when John Garfield was a violinist.
Speaker 7 (21:56):
Missus Stern did the plane?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Oh, yes, yes, I should have known. You know, it's Stern.
It's wonderful how in pictures they could always.
Speaker 11 (22:03):
Get somebody to do something for somebody else. In last Weekend,
Phil Harris is the drinking for Ray Milan. I mean
for that they gave monsters the blue lips, no no, no,
no red eyes. And by the way, Ronald Ronnie, speaking
of pictures, you know I saw the preview of your
(22:24):
new one, The Late George Athlete, and it was simply wonderful.
Speaker 13 (22:27):
Thank you, Jed. Just recently I saw one of your
pictures too. It was one the late horn blows at midnight?
Speaker 3 (22:36):
When did you see it? The funeral hyat and our faults.
With a little encouragement, I'll be glad to play a
violand solo.
Speaker 7 (22:43):
Ener, sir, thank you Manchester.
Speaker 11 (22:46):
Let As long it's on the table, we might as
well go in. Come on, everybody, Come on, hey Jack.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
If it's the best up you've ever had a sure house, Yes, Jack,
I've never tasted so good food.
Speaker 10 (23:04):
Yeah? What food? These things melt in your mouth?
Speaker 11 (23:06):
Danna those are ice few. Anyway, I'm glad you're all
enjoying it. After all, it's my birthday and I thought
i'd go all out, not out of married.
Speaker 13 (23:14):
Please, hey Jack, this roast beef is simply delicious, isn't it, Benita?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (23:19):
And why you buy that?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
And there's more where that came from? Blackchester? More roast
beef please, yes, sir, yesterday. Anybody want more butter from
their fast?
Speaker 9 (23:27):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yes, bring in more butter. Yes, it's the sugar bowl
in your pocket, the towel. Anybody want more bread carrots?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Please?
Speaker 13 (23:39):
What are you doing emptying the sugar out of the boat?
Speaker 11 (23:42):
That's mister sharn Why don't you put down the bio
underneath something.
Speaker 13 (23:47):
I thought somebody might ask me for an encore.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
We'll have that after dinner.
Speaker 13 (23:53):
You know, I think you had been you wrong all
the time. It's diner, simply wonderful.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Oh come on, don't stop, now eat some more.
Speaker 13 (24:05):
No, Jack, I couldn't eat another bite. And I'm not
one to make speeches. But if I were king, I
love it if I were King. Oh, I'm sorry, Jack,
after this marvel Is dinner, I want to tell you
how much we appreciate you're inviting us here my pleasure,
I'm sure, and Jack is being your bestie. I wanted
to take this opportunity of wishing you many and many
happy returns.
Speaker 11 (24:31):
Well, my friend, I'm so happy that you could all
be here tonight on my birthday. I'm glad you enjoyed
the dinner, and I hope that.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Next year Jamon had a chance to take the hoose
do listen to me semonstation.
Speaker 10 (24:45):
Then it was put on here.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Tonight three of time by the Lifetime Plan Kettle.
Speaker 13 (24:48):
Wait a minute, why Bob in demonstration dinner the.
Speaker 12 (24:52):
Lifetime Hot Channel Captain first Night is ranging a price
for my dollar and a half the four seventy five.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Don't hate Joe the door, lock the door.
Speaker 10 (25:01):
Don't you care?
Speaker 13 (25:02):
This isn't outrades.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
We're going acause I'm like you, what every deamon's face
and you've bloke yourself on free brock then you want
to leave?
Speaker 10 (25:08):
So what the isness?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
I'll wait on, man, I know that I an important
thinking about the lifetime kettle. It's seamless, heal, it's thirty.
I'll show you, not on my hair.
Speaker 13 (25:16):
Come on, Benita, Let's go.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Ronnie, Ronnie, Banita, Let's turn.
Speaker 11 (25:20):
You can't go, so please wait wait, Look Mary, it
wasn't my honest, kids, I didn't know this was gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Well you know what, Look kids, answer me.
Speaker 10 (25:33):
Somebody say something Happy birthday to you.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Watch some don't wonder birthday? Yeah, yeah, happy birthday.
Speaker 10 (25:42):
Everything happened to me.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Ladies and gentlemen, Savings bonds are vitally important to the
nation's battle against price and playson and for the future
and welfare of its all. It is important that we
continue to build financial security for ourselves and for our children.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Protect your future by extra bonds now, thank you.
Speaker 10 (26:47):
Mister Isaac Searn.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Was the company of the piano by mister Alexander Zacon.
Now Jack will be back in just a minute. The
first here is my good friend mister Basil Rightdale.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
As you listen to the Canada the back ware remember
less MFT am American Lucky strike means fining tobacco and
you in a cigarette.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
It's the tobacco that counts. Here.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
To the words of a man who's been independent tobacco
fire for twenty nine years, Carl Hartsfield of being for Kentucky,
he said, I can report with a scene with mowne
eyes the auction after auction, I've seen the makers of
lucky strikes by find the back good right primely the
back of that's got.
Speaker 13 (27:28):
Real smoking, qualid.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I smoke Luckies for over twenty eight years.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Yes, season after season, independent toback of exports lightness to hotfield.
You can see the makers of lucky strike consistency select
and by that finds that light that naturally miles the back.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Fine light naturally miles tobacco.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Real lucky strike tobacco ls MFT, Lucky strike means bying
tobacco for your all.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Real deep down smoking enjoyment.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Remember ls MFT Lucky strike means fine tobacco, so smoke,
that smoke of fining tobacco, lucky strike, so wrong, so firm,
so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw.
Speaker 13 (28:14):
I was never so embarrassed in my life take meat
and what anything. But you know, but that was a
delicious dinner. And I was just thinking, you will have
the party? Were getting excited. Yes, you think those men.
Speaker 7 (28:30):
Would nny, you wouldn't There.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
The nasal block dancing
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Boom,
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