August 17, 2025 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Chevrolet programs starring Jack Funny with Frank Black in
his book. Blank Black opens the program with roll up
the cop Last week, my friends, I directed joint tantu
(00:55):
to that big striking Chevrolet poster now on all the
billboards every minute someone buys the Chevrolet. Ladies and gentlemen,
that statement is incorrect to night, I take pleasure in
informing you that since the Chevrolet poster is prepared, Chevrolet
sales have shown such an increase that instead of every
minute someone buys a Chevrolet, it should be every forty
(01:15):
second someone buys a Chevrolet. Now that's mine too, is
every forty second, night and day, and here the figures
to back it up. During the months of May, Chevrolet
dealers reported the sale of over sixty five thousand, seven
hundred cars in trucks. That's seventeen thousand, five hundred better
than May nineteen thirty two, eleven thousand, eight hundred better
(01:36):
than Eightpril of this year. Naturally, Chevrolet is grateful to
the American public for making such a record possible, a
record which succeeds by one thousand cars a day the
May production of any builder of attomobile, and everybody knows
why Chevrolet is the only car giving Fisher Body no
draft bental a fine performance, prove the tendability an unexcelled
(01:57):
economy at prices as low as four four hundred and
forty five dollars f O D.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Flint.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
That's why today, more than ever, the board is the
world's largest duy of Ootlobile. And now Jack's Sunny along
(02:53):
again the Jack Benny the Earth Gallopers coming to you
with all the late blues events, and tonight we have
a big supply for you. I wanted to give you
a full description of it Smelling Bear Fight, which was
not broadcast last night. You have here our old film
of the famous fight that was the Yankee Stadium where
the New York Yankees played baseball while at home run.
The film hangs, uh the if theliminaries are over and
(03:16):
Smelling and Bear are now in the center of the
ring taking their instruction. What a crawl for sixty thousand
people and only thirty vacant seats. Pimol Taniera walked in
and the thirty seats are pills. Vaniera sit down and
two thousand people behind him get up and go home. Ah,
what a crowd here goes the bells for the first round, smelling,
(03:37):
and Bear walked to the center of the ring. Bear
looked confident and spelling look German. They're fiddling around for a.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Minute and there they go.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
There start craft with a hard right. It's smelling jaw
and Bear counters with.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
A hard right.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It's smelling jaw. Ah, what's this? Smelling sins a hard skin.
The bears right, u h our. Bear swings a wire right,
smelling jaw and Bear comes fast to the wild wild
right it smelling jaw, smelling Jawsy supplies and the fish.
Even though the bear was in town, they are both
fixing in the center of the ring. As the rounds end,
(04:15):
Melling's ground and Howard training the cheval a moor car
is the planning wound too. Those men step to the
center of the ring and exchange grow. What a crowd
of the Yankee Stadiumsharkey is here sitting right over second base.
Jeans Toney is also here sitting over first day. Bear
sends along left of smelling, sending Sharky to third and
Sonny to second. None out and Bear's still is bad.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
What a game.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
In the outfield we see Lefty grow worming, warming up
for Germany and smelling still catching.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
As the bell rings.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Roof and Garrey are seen walking through the dugout Man
Howard Brady, the urbal Lay motor car is the most
economical car. Ring the start of this ground Bear makes
the mad rocket smelling the smelling parsees the right to
his nose, and Bear start singing California, Here I come.
He sees Jimmy Milton, becomes self conscious and lands a
right to smelling temple. What a blow watch out bear
(05:08):
four feet lower would have been a foul Bear takes
command again. He's much bigger than Moxie. What a mountain
bear is? Bear mountain to get his boast?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
That was good. A smelling leads a right? What's that?
What's that? Another pipe right down the ringside? Another fiber?
Who is it?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
They tell me? It's between a taxi driver and a tailor.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Twelve folks. Now we have a double header at the
good old Yankee Stadium. The tailor lands the right to
the taxi driver's jaw, smelling blocked it, and passes the
left the bear's chin. Bear sends a wicked right to
the tailor, and the tailor sends a wicked note to
his lawyer for a triple play. Lawyer to smelling to bear,
what's this? Bear sends a dozen assorted rights to smelling jaw.
(05:48):
While we weren't looking, he sends another right to his head,
a right to the heart, and a right to the liver.
There are no more places for Bear's right.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
He rings the bell, ending the third row.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
M on the next big grounds were knip ban top
there nip and smelling chock. And as there was nothing
else standing with these rocks, six drowns our tenuous swords.
Once upon a time there were three little bears, Mama Bear,
Popper Bear, and Maxie Bears. They all lived in the woods.
The one day Poppy Bear said to Maxi Bear, ing
(06:20):
would man Bear opened it round with a right to
smelling beer and the left of the jaw. Mellingcounters with
a nasty look. There resents this to start falling. The
referee warrned Bear Bear warn, smelling melling warn, sharky and
jarky leeds the stadium bears now Madden sends another right
to smelling.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Jaw and the left of the hat. They are now
missing it right.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Left right left right left company walk water beat Bear
looked at his watch remembered he has a date and
Barry Rose fourteen smelling to the rope. Ah, what a
chance for a cigar program m. He then two rights
and the left of smelling dead and smelling goes down
with a crowd of nine one.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Two, three, four smell and n somebody you get us?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Six, seven, eight are you hurt? Smelling?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Nine?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
He gets up at the counter nine but its four
week to carry on, and the rep work stepped in
and announced back till the winner with the five faby
Now Frank Black with that un smelling was fine and
play somebody sold Gabriel Born play.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Frank m yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
The we a thoat at the consulation of.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Our misery and misery Oh kill mister X a great
penthouse mystery.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Not for the benefit of our new mystery, I will
give you a brief synopsis of what happened, which were
ext I found dead in his tenth house. We discovered
hanging in mid air from a candle, air dangling from
a long lope. Married. Did you find out where the
rope came from?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yees got to kind of gobble steels yet up?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Oh well this regard that, huh uh? Now then you
life folks, they're ready for thrills. Roman Avner and the
bold Man. Yeah I can't, Frank, but I'm not feeling anything.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
If you are misery, and mister.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Jenny Wonder, we are to pay on mystery in the time.
Please remember pour last week to put the pas and
the hands to sall out o nothing that you hate,
s up and the dance, and they'll have to give
them another chance. And those of you who are giving
severally at times to the whipsos no mystap the fox
start playing, so it's always gonna fill up a plus,
they have to pardon me while I put out my natus.
(10:25):
Now I'm still not homes You know now why we
are there saying to the team games nothing the things
I seek mystery apply. It has nothing to do with
top so.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Oh to me, mystery of life at last, I've.
Speaker 8 (10:51):
Phoned the d.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
A last pe.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
All of.
Speaker 9 (11:01):
A flong seeking to riding, waiting for upon in the
hole the draw and ices.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
That for.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
For is long, and the love forasy it is long
and lowbum but repay and pasion and for all of leading,
(11:49):
for he is a long all from.
Speaker 8 (11:54):
Falls none are.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
If he is alone.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Honable at mister life done by names.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Now we get you again to the study of Sherlock's home.
It's working out for new pool books for a STI
direct for the murderer of mister directing off home.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
An MM nine fifteen.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
And the murder is still unself?
Speaker 5 (13:24):
What things to give this problem say?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I'll never buy your luck before, very interious case, very interious, blocking,
very interious, not that I must think, bring me my piano.
If I am company six of the ragest money m M,
then give me my violence. Uh No, your know your foxing.
(13:47):
I will never learn something else about it? Then why
bank your tries Rochester orbaning Albany?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Fine out the go opening. I not pay ten.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Rotam boxing an idea, an idea, just truck me the
idea of just pruck you putting loanly ten.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Dollars to you.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
O h, you're vulnerable? O A different? I fell it
is anybody here was or anybody here that you need
to daby?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yes? Then killers?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
What's their name? Well our pul poem and bil mm.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Very good boxing.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
You better let me get a laugh or you won't
be on the program next week. You know that's help,
that's tell him enter your prolo.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Hello, Hello, if you gomes in Boston and tell him.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Do you want to speak him?
Speaker 6 (14:31):
The thrones light off connected with the bastab.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I'm not taking a brass Mary.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Well, your good be here.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
It's the Hugh.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Who is it?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
He direct?
Speaker 8 (14:39):
Do you want to know how you're doing with his tape?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Any rat form? Direct?
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yes, you'll find a man who murdered you. Just keep
your shirt on and if you'll get a report, what's
the address?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Mm?
Speaker 7 (14:51):
I'm alright, survive or go down to the eRASS Mary
Box thirty two Evergreen Cemetery.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
See you get very much? Join in my basement. Uh uh, Mary,
see who it is? Be on your toes boxing see
and where do you reach the food? Day mister Romes,
I've got the news per set him end, my young man?
What can I do for you? I have a cloth
of a murder of mister h You have a clue,
he w you I must throw kishms or a school?
(15:20):
Did you a sad Mary? Get 'em at school?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
You are?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I mean the mass of food?
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Inc Marry locked the door, close the window and pull
down the blind and I'll tell.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Me who do you think kill mister wrest Well, give
me five dollars in all I know, I mean for
five dollar a day. Mary?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Have you like me now?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Boston?
Speaker 10 (15:42):
We mm?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
How much do you?
Speaker 10 (15:43):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
How much do you want to tell?
Speaker 4 (15:45):
All?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Five dollars here?
Speaker 7 (15:47):
Sift?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
You can't just give me a rough idea?
Speaker 10 (15:50):
Well you are a new customer.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I'll take it.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Now.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
What's your clue to the murder of mister h Well?
I saw a pull A flying over the penhouse less
than a week ago. Who there, he's just spicious. He
was playing over two hundred miles an hour and he
shouldn't stop until.
Speaker 10 (16:04):
He got the oar slow Norway, our slow Norway.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
And when he turned around and saw me looking, he
read quickly with a mouth show yet yes, yet yet goe?
And I told you I got the moscow He left
her side barrier?
Speaker 4 (16:16):
How did you keep up with him? Sh don't tell anybody?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Shore right walking a Chevrolet Nay our pen rol.
Speaker 7 (16:27):
It was the Chevrolet, folks, the most dependable car in
the low pipe eating And now, mister.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Vision your Facebook story to me here? What did you
do before you became a chief pier?
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
You're eye pot so, I thought? Can I tell me
one more thing, did you get the name of his babeats, Yes,
his name is Jimmy nothing no matter and a fucking
put down that kwami, get me my aeroplane. There's no
kind to lose or follow him to the end of
the world. But this far like, how did you see
(16:57):
that he could the kids head by flying over the
pent hop?
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Well, I'll tell you, but them all those areas, say sandwiches,
and he may have had a three decked sandwich and
dropped her and that would kill anybody.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Well right up up out there, Boxton, you're smelling ghet
the aeroplane.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Here?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
What y u e reg others?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
A tri motor plane?
Speaker 6 (17:27):
What's your trymodor planes?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Up?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Playing with four motors? Bot 'em? Spin up a feller?
I bought them? You got any great? Stay?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
We let Green fell off? But we needed yeah fall
heap Patrick, I'm tryna paint the chi Yeah yeah, not
yet that from the next team. I know we uh
sm smout of So you didn't WoT them? Are you
coming along? Marriage?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Are you going up in the air? Yes?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Oh wait, got drop my other never mind, I'd get in.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
I you have a r you have liked I dog.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
You three hours meet, give up moons? And what's on?
Jim on the trail of the murderer or mixed?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
All times?
Speaker 5 (20:30):
To be going marking six hundred miles an.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Hour, six hundred miles and I'm only in second. There're
certainly going first? What country is that? The affect of England?
What country is who laid France? Well, Turlo? Somebody left
a put laying on the ground. Act nothing at the
Eiffel Tower. Twelve out. You're a telper out Alia. You're
a box.
Speaker 8 (20:55):
Lot.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I'm afraid of running.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Out of gas.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Don't worry. I just put my card in beneath. That
would work. Hm hm, look look look reporting the Russian border.
O pick remember this a half hour program. We'll look up.
Appears another aeroplane. You're right, seller, Maybe that's the name
we was get closer?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
How I'll pay you folks?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Right?
Speaker 6 (21:22):
What are you doing with the white?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I need two more men from my art?
Speaker 8 (21:27):
President well S, you let me got now.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
You all right?
Speaker 6 (21:33):
Married?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Back then?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Not harry? Gee?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Did you turn me a want to the night to shine?
Speaker 8 (21:38):
Picking bright the moon and come out round the shining
run some jobs some town.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Tell much seller, there's another plane ahead of us. What plane?
That's boat taking kin of us at the Mesquito on
your nose?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Oh those er right bit moon.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Watson put down that bart, Oh what do you do
with that? Father and the count? Till the landing, I
didn't not another plain to have it, he d tell
her that's stuff. He's here, Yes, that might be our man,
Jimmy Battery. I pull him alongside him.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
Hello, Oh.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Are you Jimmy Battering? Oh I'm Jimmy Mouser. Well last
year enough you.
Speaker 8 (22:27):
Don't still, mister raf No you asking me that last week?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Pardon me? Fucking fucking stay off the party now, Yes,
fell I cook the ho. I'm afraid.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
I'm afraid to go further us. If you gotta turn.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Back, come down, it's fogy.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
I'm tied, kid.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
It's a storm coming out thin. If father's get some
words the right, the right fox.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
And I can't see spiey go ooh to mister.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
H Never mind that cause I got my old flucker.
Who what was that?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
The other thing dropped off?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
If the folks this couldn't happen in the Chevrolet. If
the States attendable and does everything but fly, there's terrible danger.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Boston bot and I can't.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
A fall the stick.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
O there was the profella all we on that it
tend his dry or good night folk next week ladies
and gentlemen, were will continue on the street? Who kill
this corect and what happened to whole? Boxman man marry
(23:38):
and smelling flight button play.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Ran a lots of many clar.
Speaker 10 (24:40):
Lots of money, cree.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Lots of money movie fenty.
Speaker 10 (24:47):
More you.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Lots of money, bade.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
Any Moory.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Dots is money got.
Speaker 6 (25:04):
Do you remember all start play all your mind, I fall.
Speaker 8 (25:19):
Five block un other five lot of goody.
Speaker 10 (25:27):
We put on the mead.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
A century of propose expositions, ladies and gentlemen, it walks
to a grand and glorious star. Everybody's excited about it,
talking about it, planning and figuring.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
How and when to go.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
And nearly every person who's been to Chicago comes back
with the same enthusiastic story. Chevrolet has stolen the whole show.
That perfectly amazing world's fair factory of Chevrolet, in which
cars are built right before your eyes, is a fascinating sight.
It's the highest of all the highest spots in three
miles and a half of thrill. Now here's a tip,
(26:54):
my friends, on how to get to the World's Fair.
The easiest way, the coolest way, and by far the
cheapest way. Drive in a Chevrolet, America's most economical car.
You can travel all day long, and based on every
gasoline toss throughout the country, four people in a Chevrolet
can cover over two hundred miles for less.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Than forty cents the feat.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yes, you'll not only have a tooler, more RESTful, more
enjoyable strip in a Chevrolet, but you'll have more money
left to spend at the fair when you get there.
On the Chicago America under the World's Fair, the most
economical way in that big driftly dependable stick Chevrolet. That
(28:41):
was merry thing. It's great to be alive, And don't
forget to listen the next Friday, as and gentlemen, and
follow our silly mystery. Who kills misterrect My Mary?
Speaker 4 (28:50):
I'll take you home now I'm sky Jack. I'll have
to take to night with whom?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Oh yeah, well he'll find out am and good night
falls the night time.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
In the park.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
It's from the gold Beigures of nineteen thirty three, And
it's great to be alive. It's from strike. You think
it is the National Broadcasting Company WI s U E r.
The Chevrolet programs starring Jack Funny with Frank Black in
his book. Blank Black opens the program with roll up
the cop Last week, my friends, I directed joint tantu
(00:55):
to that big striking Chevrolet poster now on all the
billboards every minute someone buys the Chevrolet. Ladies and gentlemen,
that statement is incorrect to night, I take pleasure in
informing you that since the Chevrolet poster is prepared, Chevrolet
sales have shown such an increase that instead of every
minute someone buys a Chevrolet, it should be every forty
(01:15):
second someone buys a Chevrolet. Now that's mine too, is
every forty second, night and day, and here the figures
to back it up. During the months of May, Chevrolet
dealers reported the sale of over sixty five thousand, seven
hundred cars in trucks. That's seventeen thousand, five hundred better
than May nineteen thirty two, eleven thousand, eight hundred better
(01:36):
than Eightpril of this year. Naturally, Chevrolet is grateful to
the American public for making such a record possible, a
record which succeeds by one thousand cars a day the
May production of any builder of attomobile, and everybody knows
why Chevrolet is the only car giving Fisher Body no
draft bental a fine performance, prove the tendability an unexcelled
(01:57):
economy at prices as low as four four hundred and
forty five dollars f O D.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Flint.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
That's why today, more than ever, the board is the
world's largest duy of Ootlobile. And now Jack's Sunny along
(02:53):
again the Jack Benny the Earth Gallopers coming to you
with all the late blues events, and tonight we have
a big supply for you. I wanted to give you
a full description of it Smelling Bear Fight, which was
not broadcast last night. You have here our old film
of the famous fight that was the Yankee Stadium where
the New York Yankees played baseball while at home run.
The film hangs, uh the if theliminaries are over and
(03:16):
Smelling and Bear are now in the center of the
ring taking their instruction. What a crawl for sixty thousand
people and only thirty vacant seats. Pimol Taniera walked in
and the thirty seats are pills. Vaniera sit down and
two thousand people behind him get up and go home. Ah,
what a crowd here goes the bells for the first round, smelling,
(03:37):
and Bear walked to the center of the ring. Bear
looked confident and spelling look German. They're fiddling around for a.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Minute and there they go.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
There start craft with a hard right. It's smelling jaw
and Bear counters with.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
A hard right.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It's smelling jaw. Ah, what's this? Smelling sins a hard skin.
The bears right, u h our. Bear swings a wire right,
smelling jaw and Bear comes fast to the wild wild
right it smelling jaw, smelling Jawsy supplies and the fish.
Even though the bear was in town, they are both
fixing in the center of the ring. As the rounds end,
(04:15):
Melling's ground and Howard training the cheval a moor car
is the planning wound too. Those men step to the
center of the ring and exchange grow. What a crowd
of the Yankee Stadiumsharkey is here sitting right over second base.
Jeans Toney is also here sitting over first day. Bear
sends along left of smelling, sending Sharky to third and
Sonny to second. None out and Bear's still is bad.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
What a game.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
In the outfield we see Lefty grow worming, warming up
for Germany and smelling still catching.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
As the bell rings.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Roof and Garrey are seen walking through the dugout Man
Howard Brady, the urbal Lay motor car is the most
economical car. Ring the start of this ground Bear makes
the mad rocket smelling the smelling parsees the right to
his nose, and Bear start singing California, Here I come.
He sees Jimmy Milton, becomes self conscious and lands a
right to smelling temple. What a blow watch out bear
(05:08):
four feet lower would have been a foul Bear takes
command again. He's much bigger than Moxie. What a mountain
bear is? Bear mountain to get his boast?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
That was good. A smelling leads a right? What's that?
What's that? Another pipe right down the ringside? Another fiber?
Who is it?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
They tell me? It's between a taxi driver and a tailor.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Twelve folks. Now we have a double header at the
good old Yankee Stadium. The tailor lands the right to
the taxi driver's jaw, smelling blocked it, and passes the
left the bear's chin. Bear sends a wicked right to
the tailor, and the tailor sends a wicked note to
his lawyer for a triple play. Lawyer to smelling to bear,
what's this? Bear sends a dozen assorted rights to smelling jaw.
(05:48):
While we weren't looking, he sends another right to his head,
a right to the heart, and a right to the liver.
There are no more places for Bear's right.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
He rings the bell, ending the third row.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
M on the next big grounds were knip ban top
there nip and smelling chock. And as there was nothing
else standing with these rocks, six drowns our tenuous swords.
Once upon a time there were three little bears, Mama Bear,
Popper Bear, and Maxie Bears. They all lived in the woods.
The one day Poppy Bear said to Maxi Bear, ing
(06:20):
would man Bear opened it round with a right to
smelling beer and the left of the jaw. Mellingcounters with
a nasty look. There resents this to start falling. The
referee warrned Bear Bear warn, smelling melling warn, sharky and
jarky leeds the stadium bears now Madden sends another right
to smelling.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Jaw and the left of the hat. They are now
missing it right.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Left right left right left company walk water beat Bear
looked at his watch remembered he has a date and
Barry Rose fourteen smelling to the rope. Ah, what a
chance for a cigar program m. He then two rights
and the left of smelling dead and smelling goes down
with a crowd of nine one.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Two, three, four smell and n somebody you get us?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Six, seven, eight are you hurt? Smelling?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Nine?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
He gets up at the counter nine but its four
week to carry on, and the rep work stepped in
and announced back till the winner with the five faby
Now Frank Black with that un smelling was fine and
play somebody sold Gabriel Born play.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Frank m yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
The we a thoat at the consulation of.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Our misery and misery Oh kill mister X a great
penthouse mystery.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Not for the benefit of our new mystery, I will
give you a brief synopsis of what happened, which were
ext I found dead in his tenth house. We discovered
hanging in mid air from a candle, air dangling from
a long lope. Married. Did you find out where the
rope came from?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yees got to kind of gobble steels yet up?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Oh well this regard that, huh uh? Now then you
life folks, they're ready for thrills. Roman Avner and the
bold Man. Yeah I can't, Frank, but I'm not feeling anything.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
If you are misery, and mister.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Jenny Wonder, we are to pay on mystery in the time.
Please remember pour last week to put the pas and
the hands to sall out o nothing that you hate,
s up and the dance, and they'll have to give
them another chance. And those of you who are giving
severally at times to the whipsos no mystap the fox
start playing, so it's always gonna fill up a plus,
they have to pardon me while I put out my natus.
(10:25):
Now I'm still not homes You know now why we
are there saying to the team games nothing the things
I seek mystery apply. It has nothing to do with
top so.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Oh to me, mystery of life at last, I've.
Speaker 8 (10:51):
Phoned the d.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
A last pe.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
All of.
Speaker 9 (11:01):
A flong seeking to riding, waiting for upon in the
hole the draw and ices.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
That for.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
For is long, and the love forasy it is long
and lowbum but repay and pasion and for all of leading,
(11:49):
for he is a long all from.
Speaker 8 (11:54):
Falls none are.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
If he is alone.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Honable at mister life done by names.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Now we get you again to the study of Sherlock's home.
It's working out for new pool books for a STI
direct for the murderer of mister directing off home.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
An MM nine fifteen.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
And the murder is still unself?
Speaker 5 (13:24):
What things to give this problem say?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I'll never buy your luck before, very interious case, very interious, blocking,
very interious, not that I must think, bring me my piano.
If I am company six of the ragest money m M,
then give me my violence. Uh No, your know your foxing.
(13:47):
I will never learn something else about it? Then why
bank your tries Rochester orbaning Albany?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Fine out the go opening. I not pay ten.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Rotam boxing an idea, an idea, just truck me the
idea of just pruck you putting loanly ten.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Dollars to you.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
O h, you're vulnerable? O A different? I fell it
is anybody here was or anybody here that you need
to daby?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yes? Then killers?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
What's their name? Well our pul poem and bil mm.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Very good boxing.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
You better let me get a laugh or you won't
be on the program next week. You know that's help,
that's tell him enter your prolo.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Hello, Hello, if you gomes in Boston and tell him.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Do you want to speak him?
Speaker 6 (14:31):
The thrones light off connected with the bastab.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I'm not taking a brass Mary.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Well, your good be here.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
It's the Hugh.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Who is it?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
He direct?
Speaker 8 (14:39):
Do you want to know how you're doing with his tape?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Any rat form? Direct?
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yes, you'll find a man who murdered you. Just keep
your shirt on and if you'll get a report, what's
the address?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Mm?
Speaker 7 (14:51):
I'm alright, survive or go down to the eRASS Mary
Box thirty two Evergreen Cemetery.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
See you get very much? Join in my basement. Uh uh, Mary,
see who it is? Be on your toes boxing see
and where do you reach the food? Day mister Romes,
I've got the news per set him end, my young man?
What can I do for you? I have a cloth
of a murder of mister h You have a clue,
he w you I must throw kishms or a school?
(15:20):
Did you a sad Mary? Get 'em at school?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
You are?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I mean the mass of food?
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Inc Marry locked the door, close the window and pull
down the blind and I'll tell.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Me who do you think kill mister wrest Well, give
me five dollars in all I know, I mean for
five dollar a day. Mary?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Have you like me now?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Boston?
Speaker 10 (15:42):
We mm?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
How much do you?
Speaker 10 (15:43):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
How much do you want to tell?
Speaker 4 (15:45):
All?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Five dollars here?
Speaker 7 (15:47):
Sift?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
You can't just give me a rough idea?
Speaker 10 (15:50):
Well you are a new customer.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I'll take it.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Now.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
What's your clue to the murder of mister h Well?
I saw a pull A flying over the penhouse less
than a week ago. Who there, he's just spicious. He
was playing over two hundred miles an hour and he
shouldn't stop until.
Speaker 10 (16:04):
He got the oar slow Norway, our slow Norway.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
And when he turned around and saw me looking, he
read quickly with a mouth show yet yes, yet yet goe?
And I told you I got the moscow He left
her side barrier?
Speaker 4 (16:16):
How did you keep up with him? Sh don't tell anybody?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Shore right walking a Chevrolet Nay our pen rol.
Speaker 7 (16:27):
It was the Chevrolet, folks, the most dependable car in
the low pipe eating And now, mister.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Vision your Facebook story to me here? What did you
do before you became a chief pier?
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
You're eye pot so, I thought? Can I tell me
one more thing, did you get the name of his babeats, Yes,
his name is Jimmy nothing no matter and a fucking
put down that kwami, get me my aeroplane. There's no
kind to lose or follow him to the end of
the world. But this far like, how did you see
(16:57):
that he could the kids head by flying over the
pent hop?
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Well, I'll tell you, but them all those areas, say sandwiches,
and he may have had a three decked sandwich and
dropped her and that would kill anybody.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Well right up up out there, Boxton, you're smelling ghet
the aeroplane.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Here?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
What y u e reg others?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
A tri motor plane?
Speaker 6 (17:27):
What's your trymodor planes?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Up?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Playing with four motors? Bot 'em? Spin up a feller?
I bought them? You got any great? Stay?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
We let Green fell off? But we needed yeah fall
heap Patrick, I'm tryna paint the chi Yeah yeah, not
yet that from the next team. I know we uh
sm smout of So you didn't WoT them? Are you
coming along? Marriage?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Are you going up in the air? Yes?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Oh wait, got drop my other never mind, I'd get in.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
I you have a r you have liked I dog.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
You three hours meet, give up moons? And what's on?
Jim on the trail of the murderer or mixed?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
All times?
Speaker 5 (20:30):
To be going marking six hundred miles an.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Hour, six hundred miles and I'm only in second. There're
certainly going first? What country is that? The affect of England?
What country is who laid France? Well, Turlo? Somebody left
a put laying on the ground. Act nothing at the
Eiffel Tower. Twelve out. You're a telper out Alia. You're
a box.
Speaker 8 (20:55):
Lot.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I'm afraid of running.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Out of gas.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Don't worry. I just put my card in beneath. That
would work. Hm hm, look look look reporting the Russian border.
O pick remember this a half hour program. We'll look up.
Appears another aeroplane. You're right, seller, Maybe that's the name
we was get closer?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
How I'll pay you folks?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Right?
Speaker 6 (21:22):
What are you doing with the white?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I need two more men from my art?
Speaker 8 (21:27):
President well S, you let me got now.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
You all right?
Speaker 6 (21:33):
Married?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Back then?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Not harry? Gee?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Did you turn me a want to the night to shine?
Speaker 8 (21:38):
Picking bright the moon and come out round the shining
run some jobs some town.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Tell much seller, there's another plane ahead of us. What plane?
That's boat taking kin of us at the Mesquito on
your nose?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Oh those er right bit moon.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Watson put down that bart, Oh what do you do
with that? Father and the count? Till the landing, I
didn't not another plain to have it, he d tell
her that's stuff. He's here, Yes, that might be our man,
Jimmy Battery. I pull him alongside him.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
Hello, Oh.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Are you Jimmy Battering? Oh I'm Jimmy Mouser. Well last
year enough you.
Speaker 8 (22:27):
Don't still, mister raf No you asking me that last week?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Pardon me? Fucking fucking stay off the party now, Yes,
fell I cook the ho. I'm afraid.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
I'm afraid to go further us. If you gotta turn.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Back, come down, it's fogy.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
I'm tied, kid.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
It's a storm coming out thin. If father's get some
words the right, the right fox.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
And I can't see spiey go ooh to mister.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
H Never mind that cause I got my old flucker.
Who what was that?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
The other thing dropped off?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
If the folks this couldn't happen in the Chevrolet. If
the States attendable and does everything but fly, there's terrible danger.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Boston bot and I can't.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
A fall the stick.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
O there was the profella all we on that it
tend his dry or good night folk next week ladies
and gentlemen, were will continue on the street? Who kill
this corect and what happened to whole? Boxman man marry
(23:38):
and smelling flight button play.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Ran a lots of many clar.
Speaker 10 (24:40):
Lots of money, cree.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Lots of money movie fenty.
Speaker 10 (24:47):
More you.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Lots of money, bade.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
Any Moory.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Dots is money got.
Speaker 6 (25:04):
Do you remember all start play all your mind, I fall.
Speaker 8 (25:19):
Five block un other five lot of goody.
Speaker 10 (25:27):
We put on the mead.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
A century of propose expositions, ladies and gentlemen, it walks
to a grand and glorious star. Everybody's excited about it,
talking about it, planning and figuring.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
How and when to go.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
And nearly every person who's been to Chicago comes back
with the same enthusiastic story. Chevrolet has stolen the whole show.
That perfectly amazing world's fair factory of Chevrolet, in which
cars are built right before your eyes, is a fascinating sight.
It's the highest of all the highest spots in three
miles and a half of thrill. Now here's a tip,
(26:54):
my friends, on how to get to the World's Fair.
The easiest way, the coolest way, and by far the
cheapest way. Drive in a Chevrolet, America's most economical car.
You can travel all day long, and based on every
gasoline toss throughout the country, four people in a Chevrolet
can cover over two hundred miles for less.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Than forty cents the feat.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yes, you'll not only have a tooler, more RESTful, more
enjoyable strip in a Chevrolet, but you'll have more money
left to spend at the fair when you get there.
On the Chicago America under the World's Fair, the most
economical way in that big driftly dependable stick Chevrolet. That
(28:41):
was merry thing. It's great to be alive, And don't
forget to listen the next Friday, as and gentlemen, and
follow our silly mystery. Who kills misterrect My Mary?
Speaker 4 (28:50):
I'll take you home now I'm sky Jack. I'll have
to take to night with whom?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Oh yeah, well he'll find out am and good night
falls the night time.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
In the park.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
It's from the gold Beigures of nineteen thirty three, And
it's great to be alive. It's from strike. You think
it is the National Broadcasting Company WI s U E r.
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