July 28, 2025 • 29 mins
A legendary variety show blending witty monologues, comic sketches, and musical interludes, all anchored by the impeccable timing of its beloved host. It’s a masterclass in comedic timing.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Chasey The Cello Program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston
and Phil Harris and his orchestra.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
The Orchestrup is a program with.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Who Knows from Rosalie. You can always score three ways
when you serve jello for dessert. First, it's easy to make, Second,
it's economical, and the third it's always delicious. Jello is
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so easy to prepare. Just dissolve it in hot water
and chill until it's firm. It's all you have to
do to get a clear, shimmering mold of jello. And
jello is so economical too. A package costs only a
few cents, and it's always more popular than many expensive desserts. Then, last,
but certainly not least, jello is delicious. It has a tempting,
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full flavored taste that rivals the fresh ripe fruit itself.
All six flavors are extra rich strawberry, carry orange, lemon,
and lime. You'll enjoy them all and want to serve
them up. Just be sure to insist on genuine jello
when you buy Mother's. All and only jello brings you
that special extra rich fruit flavor, So look for the
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big red letters on the box.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
They spell jell o. Hell, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
The selection you just heard was who knows from Rosalie,
And now we bring you Jack Benny from Walkegan.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Well, well you.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Know again there's a Jack Benny talking. And I must
ask you one thing, Don, how do you ever think
of all those cute introductions about me? Well, I don't
think of from Jack. I just opened my mouth and
there you are. Well anyway, I'm glad you were considerate today.
I feel much too good to start an argument. You
don't say, well, now, what's the cause of your sudden exuberance. Well, well,
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well I'll tell you, Don. I just about forgot that
I wasn't feeling so hot for a couple of weeks.
So I drove down to Palm Springs for a rat
and I want to tell you that it is marvelous
for you. I never saw so much sand without spinis.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Really all.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
And the sun. You know, I was out in the
sun from morning to night. Oh you were, well, you're
not very tim but believe me, Don, right up to
the last day, I was as brown as a berry.
And what happened. I got my hotel bill and turned white,
asked Mary. She drove down with me. Was the hotel
really that expensive? Murray?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Yes, but Jack got his money back and towels alone.
Oh what he takes a tower to the tower to
the back of your car looked like a linen closet.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Don't believe her. Don Hey, Jack, don't tell me you
drove down on that old maxwell of yours. Yes, we did, fella,
and we had no trouble at all. How long did
it take you?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh we made.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Pretty good time, believe me. We stepped right along. Mary.
Tell him how we whizzed by that big rolls Royce.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
You mean the one that was out of gas.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
We would have passed it anyway, But I tell you
the truth fellas. The only real trouble we had was
with hitchhikers, you know, bothering and thumbing at us all
the time. You know that must have been annoying.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Oh it was Tell him where they had their thumb?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Jack? Well that's not important, say Jack.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
How far is Palm Springs from here?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Oh it's only a two hour drive. Have you ever
been there, Kenny? I started to go there once, but
I got seasick Sea sick, Kenny, How can you get
seasick on land?
Speaker 7 (04:12):
I wore a Sandor suit.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I knew that wouldn't get a big laugh.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I knew it.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I knew it.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
I just know that.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
But Kenny, Kenny, you ought to go to Palm Springs sometimes. No, really,
you ought to go there. It's the healthiest place you've
ever seen. You love it.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
California is good enough for me.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
But Kenny, Palm Springs is in California, and it always
has been.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
Oh it don't be so gullible.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Gullible. You don't even know what gullible is.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
What's that got to do with it?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
You got me there? What do you get, glennap Mary?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
I'm just reading a letter from my mother's or.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Are we going to have that again this year? Look?
Speaker 6 (05:01):
Check cause he starts this letter.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Oh, an open letter to my daughter's reading time four minutes,
ten seconds.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Hey, that's all right. What she gotta say?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
She says, my darling daughter, We see. Sorry that I
was unable to answer sooner. I have been very busy
doing spring cleaning. Would slip my mind last May. Oh anyway,
I want to thank you very much for the check
you enclosed, even though you forgot.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
To sign it.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Oh Mary, however, your brother Hillar signed it for you,
which got a big glass at the bank, and he is.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Now in Leavenworth, Innworth.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
The judge wanted to send into Atlanta, but he was
there before and didn't like it.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Oh, he'll enjoy Leavenworth much more.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
We had a lot of excitement on Halloween.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Your father and I were out all night ringing doorbells
and banging on windows. Well it was some fun until
a man came up and banged your fond.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Oh what a shame, And that isn't all.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
That same night, your grandfather had another attack of jarndyce jondys,
so he stuck a candle in his mouth and use
him for a jack o' lantern.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Well that's novel, uh say Mary?
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Do you remember that big police dog the people next
door owns. Well, the other day they let him out
without his muzzle and your uncle Willy bit him.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Your uncle Willy, Oh, isn't he the one that used
to run the barbershop? Yeah, that's him, Oh I thought,
so read on.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Mary, Tell Jack, your uncle Willy is not running the
barbershop anymore, as he was caught combing her customer's hair
and pockets.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
That's a nice family. You've got.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Tell Jack if he makes one more crack about us.
I'll stop this letter.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Oh I'm sorry, missus Livingstone.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Mut's close now.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
The man from the post office just came to get
It's ten back, Carol and give my best to all
you're ever loving Mama.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Well there's thumb letters.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Oh there's more. Yes, please stop riding around.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
And Jack, don't as they have threatened to take us
out of the blue books.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Tell your mother to mind her own business. Go ahead
and sing Kenny before there's another ps. Go ahead on
springs in California. Oh say Mary, when you answer that letter,
be sure to enclose Kenny. Will you.
Speaker 8 (07:43):
With half you, I'm meaningless, so small. With half you,
I'm in significant just nothing, no idiot, I could work
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record to make me team up way.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
Anything you wish for.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Anything you say.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
Users in decem for you, shall I take the storm
or you lie from upon a plan?
Speaker 6 (08:44):
It in't her?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
What can I do?
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Or if you would like the screen.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
But all.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
It would be double loble to give me your love
and I can miss him.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Possible compro.
Speaker 8 (09:20):
Booze hatles noble one shine for a wooz meaber.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
That's a That's what I call real vocalizing Yes, sir,
that was Roses in December sung by Kenny Baker in November.
Sorry about Kenny. You can sing a December song in November.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
That's right. I knew a fellow was saying June and
January in August?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
You did? Who was it?
Speaker 9 (10:14):
Me?
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Ain't either one?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
You certainly are. And now tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we
have a real surprise for you, something old yet new,
something you will all enjoy. And I know see who
that is? Mary? Okay, So the night, folks, we are
going to present Oh what Jack?
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Yeah, there a couple of boys out here who want
to see you.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Oh, send them in.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
Why don't you ask him?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Hemory?
Speaker 7 (10:38):
No, you ask him yourself, loud mouth? All right, I'll
handle this.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Well, what is it? Boys? What do you want to know?
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Mister Fenny? Is that your automobile park downstairs and from
the studio.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Why yes it is.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Does it ruin.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Run? Of course it runs?
Speaker 7 (10:56):
Mama?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Well what about it?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Nothing?
Speaker 6 (11:03):
I just lost it.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
That's a fine thing. I'm gonna throw a blanket over
that car and stop all this gambling go on. You
ought to sell it to a junk man.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
You'll have to fix it up first.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
See all you guys get a big kick out of
my car, don't you? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Jack, Jack down? What happened on the way to Palm Spring?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
I won't. Don't you start anything like you did last week.
Why what happened? Mary?
Speaker 10 (11:36):
Well?
Speaker 5 (11:37):
We started out about nine o'clock in the morning, and
when we got to Pomona, Jack stop for a gallon
of gas.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
A gallon.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
He wanted to buy a pint.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
I did not. I always buy a gallop, say Jack,
what's the idea of only buying one gallon at a time?
Because I got too much money invested in the car already,
That's why. So what happened Barry?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (12:03):
Well, after we got the gas, the man put water
in the radiator and was.
Speaker 10 (12:08):
Jack mad mad war All of its peanuts got wet.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Oh, it's getting so you can't even roast a peanut
anymore without people laughing at Now, if you fellas have
all had your little fun, I will announce our play
for tonight. Are there any objections?
Speaker 6 (12:29):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:29):
No, well thanks, it's just two too terribly decent of you.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, in response to numerous requests
and by popular demand, tonight, we are going to present
that epic of the Great Outdoors. Another stirring episode of
last year's famous serials. What was that stone through the window?
Speaker 7 (12:55):
A stone?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Gosh?
Speaker 6 (12:56):
He hit Kenny on the head?
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Did out? Look?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Look there's a no tie to it? What does it
say yet?
Speaker 11 (13:05):
It says it's almost a year now and you haven't
caught me yet? Yours truly Cacti space.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
So the night, ladies and gentlemen, we are going to
pick chapter in the life of Buck Benny. This will
go on immediately after the next Sunday.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Stay here.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
That old sting Poles played by Phil Harris and his buccaroos.
And Phil that was powerful, nice toot awful nice? Oh
Twart nothing Twart nothing War two? Phil War two?
Speaker 6 (15:33):
You Twell'm James.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Hunch Girl and our ladies and gents for another rich
snorton play the first of our new series and titles
Buck Benny Rides Again or Stop Your Breaking My Heart.
The scene of the night's play is a little Kyle
town of Rump State. Next, as usual, I will have
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played the part of Sheriff Buck Benny. It's topping on.
Has ever tied a racket snake into a slip knock?
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Hold it boys. Mary Livingston will be Daisy Carson, my sweetheart,
pack me. Bill Harris will be her pappy. Yeah, man
and Don and Kenny will double as deputy sheriffs and horses.
Nice going boy to get your salary and oats this week.
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We now take you to the office of the Sheriff
of Texas County a week before election day. Curtains music
cured it on. Dumdee nou dumboo curt Au dumdee Morning, Sheriff,
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how you fuck morning? If it is anything happened last night?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah, Sheriff. There was a hold up in the First
National Bank, a murder night Muller saloon, and a double
feature at the Gym Theaters.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Double feature. Eh, that's bad. Anything else, Yeah, somebody's toole
my bad dad. Why didn't you have a pin to
you yet? And I got that too. Well, here's another badge,
and don't pin it to your pants, all right, but
if they fall down, it's your fault. Fine, Deputy, No wonder.
I'm worried about the election. Have you heard any talk
about it, Wilson? Yeah, sure, things look mighty tough for you,
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they do he.
Speaker 7 (17:22):
Yep, your opponent that I cast bees around town. Everybody
you're a low down crook cups.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
They know that. And he says you're a lazy, good
for nothing bumb who cares.
Speaker 7 (17:34):
And he says you get your fingernails manicured.
Speaker 12 (17:36):
That's a lie.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I'll fight them all. What else did dead I say?
Why he accused you of being afraid to catch cactus face.
I wasn't afraid. But that's the one thing this town's
gonna hold against me, and that's sure worries. Oh well,
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genieveniezen e venie TUTSI bally bally BALI wait for you,
Genievenie venie venie dog gone. I'm worried. Well, look you're
so worried, sheriff, why are you singing? I ain't singing?
Speaker 8 (18:16):
Good am?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I Well, anyway, boys, I'm going to make a campaign
speech tonight that will make deadI Cassidy look like a nickel. Well,
he said his speech is going to make you look
like two cents while that low down price cotton vomit.
He ain't got a chance. That's the phone share, It
ain't the recess bell.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
Answer. Okay, hello, yeah, gosh, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
I'll have to ask the shriff who is a bigger.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
It's your opponent, Dedi Cassidy.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Oh what does he want?
Speaker 7 (18:51):
He's writing this campaign speech. Wants to know how to
spell laos?
Speaker 3 (18:58):
He love see hell?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Oh you hey, wait.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
A minute of all? I mean underhandler. That's the lowest well.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
Shut down in the town hall.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
If you're gonna make your speech, that's right. Come on, boys,
I gotta stop off on the way and pick up daisy.
Let's go, heddy partner.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Comn here we are man, Oh.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Para ain't not one boys, wait here for me. I'll
be out in a minute.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Okay, sir, come in.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
Hello jazy Sallow's tall, dark and flat foot us.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Well, yeah, your archers ain't exactly suffering from high altitude.
Ain't you gonna ask me? In? Sure?
Speaker 6 (19:51):
But wipe the boots offers.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I didn't. That's the lumpiest dorm Matt I ever felt.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Job gone, it's happy laying there again?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Oh is that him? Hello? Frank? Hello Buck, I'm all
drinking all of dead. I ain't track nothing but milk
for three weeks. Milk, and why here in that condition?
Speaker 6 (20:11):
He feeds the cow jin.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
He does? How do your milker? Frank on the run,
Buck on the run jesy, you ought to do something
about your pappy. Don't you ever try to sober him up?
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Well?
Speaker 6 (20:29):
I put an apron tablet in his brandy, but he
drinks around us.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Hell, he's pretty tricky, say.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
Buck, sons your camping comes.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Along, just find dze in. I don't think my opponent's
dead eyed cassad has got a chance.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
I don't know about that. He's been out all morning
kissing babies.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
I won't do him no good, won't he These.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Babies are old enough to vote.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Well, that's awful. Wait a minute, did he kiss you? Dazy?
Speaker 6 (20:59):
If he didn't, I'm a run out of Camperture.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Well, Gal, all I can say is i'll love you.
I'll winner lose you'll mary Gal.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
I can't never marry you, Buck, never, unless Patty gives
his consent.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Well, then we'll leave it to him. He'll sell either
he gets married or we don't. What'll of be pappies
great Frienday? Well, Daisy, guess i'll have to ask him
when he's sober.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
That's what I said, Buck, I can't never marry you.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
That's a dog gone king.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Hey, sure better hurry out if you want to make
your speech.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
That's right, Come on, along, Daisy, we gotta get to
the town hall.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
All right, Look out there, Buck, don't travel.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Over, Tappy, Frank, why don't you quit laying in front
of that door off paint. Welcome on mere, shut up,
I ain't got time. Come on, Daisy, and.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
You'll hear a speech that will go down.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
To the history of rump State, Texas.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Let's go, boys, fuck thet he rise again.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Hell here we are? Whoa pard? Well, come on days
he here's the town hall. I'm telling you box hey,
Deputy Baker, Yes, sir, I'll listen to me, and this
is important. I'm going to make my speech right now.
And every time I'll come to a fighter point, that
is when I'll say something good about myself. I want
you to holler hooray, hooray. That's it, and I don't
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forget it. Come on, boys, let's go inside, right my.
Speaker 13 (22:30):
Boys, asting out any campaign cigars but nope, but do
that the last time and during near lost the elections.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Well, we're about ready for your sheriff.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
I'm ready to did my opponent get here?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yet?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Here? He is? Right here?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Hello? Did I? Hello? Friends? Well? Did I? What do
you think of your chance?
Speaker 7 (22:52):
Put me down? For a land slide, don't me.
Speaker 13 (22:55):
Do sure we're ready for our speeches, yo, okay, badies
and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
The first speaker will be our own local gem man.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Thanks Jo, ladies and gentlemen. Irvin Sheriff of this year,
condy for the past four years. And whenever I've seen
my duties, I've seen it. It's my record during this
time speaks for itself. Then with calls, I'd feel better. Friends,
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I worked with sleeves in this community for four long years.
Speaker 13 (23:38):
And my opponent did I castidy as a nervous say
that I'm a low down to Niven truck.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Hooray.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Not there, Kenny, But I'm not asking you to accept
my words for I'm gonna call on a young lady
who will tell you the facts. Demarcker, A young lady
who has known me for a long time. Miss Daisy Coffin, Lady.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
And gentlemen, I've known Buck for a long time. I
thank you.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Get up, dazy tail a little more.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Okay, I think we ought to re elect Buck Benny
as sheriff.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
What if he is a coward? Is that a crimeough? Gal?
Speaker 13 (24:25):
Thank you, Miss Coppin and old fellow citizens.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
I'm gonna call upon the Chief Deputy Deputy Wilson will
say a few words in my beat. Ladies and gentlemen,
when you go to the polls next week, be sure
and stop at your gross pull a package of jelly.
It's America's favorite dessert and comes.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
In six delicious flavors Crawberry, raspberry, cherry, orange, lemonon lime.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Ah, thank you, thanks Wilson that ought to get me
the slice banana boa. Oh, out of that arrow, get my.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
Leg one of the Indians the back road.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Well, I'll leave it in there. I'm posing for a Valentine.
Go ahead, yo, now, friends, I'm going to fall.
Speaker 11 (25:19):
Upon his opponent, that brave and fearless citizen, the man
of the hour.
Speaker 12 (25:24):
Did I castiday? Ladies, gentlemen and lifetock.
Speaker 9 (25:36):
As I'm standing here, I'm looking down on you, I
can only say this.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Remember my slogan. You can pull all of the people
some of the time, and some of the people.
Speaker 12 (25:45):
Any time, But no matter what time it is, my time.
Speaker 7 (25:48):
Is your time?
Speaker 12 (25:55):
Give me my glass water?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Please?
Speaker 7 (25:58):
I say the same thing that general person.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
He had been in London. Friends, why did you pay?
Speaker 3 (26:02):
He said? Laughs?
Speaker 6 (26:04):
What are you doing here?
Speaker 9 (26:08):
I'm not here to sing Hallelujah. Nay, I'm not here
to insult my bay opponent. All I say is but
Benny is a lord. Dance to his level the capital too, hol.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
On say fighting words, and you can't get away with you.
Speaker 7 (26:25):
By a cowboy, I'll smack you up and down.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Let me.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
I'm all show him ung out, sir.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
If he's a reaching for his guy.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
I'm not going to.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
Oh did he get you back?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
I'm all right, Davie, the get a jack as he
needs a trans musing. I don't want any help of you,
did I I'm gonna win this election. All the myna
tell or my name m by Benny hake it Wilson.
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This will be continued next Sunday night. Who will be
elected charity? Will it be Buck?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Benny?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
You said it?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Will it be Todee?
Speaker 7 (27:08):
I said it?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
To the next suing night, and find our way, Phil,
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here's a great combination for November night. A comfortable dining room,
a nice hot dinner, and something extra special in desserts.
And that's something extra special is yellow raspberry tarts, the
most delicious dessert idea you tried in a long time,
and an extra treat right now when most of you
can't enjoy fresh berries. Raspberry tarts so easy to make.
(27:57):
All you do is I'd have a couple of red
raspberry um the one package of raspberry jello, chill until
slightly thickened, turn into baked part shells, and chill and
co firm crisp part shells. Build the brim with jam
molded in rich, glowing raspberry jello, with the flavor as
luscious as the frisberries themselves. For jello has a true
fruit taste that, combined with raspberry jam, makes these parts
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so tempting and good you're found to win the praise
of your entire family. So try these jellow raspberry tarts,
but be sure you'll make them with genuine jello, because
jello brings you that delicious, extra rich fruit flavor. Ask
your grocer tomorrow for jello.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
The last number of these text program in the new
Jello series, and we'll be with you again next Sunday
night at the same time, so we shall find out
the results of the election. Well, dejour enough, do you
think the best man will win?
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Nope?
Speaker 6 (29:11):
But I think you got a chance.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Makes me feel better. Good night, bro, Thank you
Chasey The Cello Program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston
and Phil Harris and his orchestra.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
The Orchestrup is a program with.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Who Knows from Rosalie. You can always score three ways
when you serve jello for dessert. First, it's easy to make, Second,
it's economical, and the third it's always delicious. Jello is
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so easy to prepare. Just dissolve it in hot water
and chill until it's firm. It's all you have to
do to get a clear, shimmering mold of jello. And
jello is so economical too. A package costs only a
few cents, and it's always more popular than many expensive desserts. Then, last,
but certainly not least, jello is delicious. It has a tempting,
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full flavored taste that rivals the fresh ripe fruit itself.
All six flavors are extra rich strawberry, carry orange, lemon,
and lime. You'll enjoy them all and want to serve
them up. Just be sure to insist on genuine jello
when you buy Mother's. All and only jello brings you
that special extra rich fruit flavor, So look for the
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big red letters on the box.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
They spell jell o. Hell, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
The selection you just heard was who knows from Rosalie,
And now we bring you Jack Benny from Walkegan.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Well, well you.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Know again there's a Jack Benny talking. And I must
ask you one thing, Don, how do you ever think
of all those cute introductions about me? Well, I don't
think of from Jack. I just opened my mouth and
there you are. Well anyway, I'm glad you were considerate today.
I feel much too good to start an argument. You
don't say, well, now, what's the cause of your sudden exuberance. Well, well,
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well I'll tell you, Don. I just about forgot that
I wasn't feeling so hot for a couple of weeks.
So I drove down to Palm Springs for a rat
and I want to tell you that it is marvelous
for you. I never saw so much sand without spinis.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Really all.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
And the sun. You know, I was out in the
sun from morning to night. Oh you were, well, you're
not very tim but believe me, Don, right up to
the last day, I was as brown as a berry.
And what happened. I got my hotel bill and turned white,
asked Mary. She drove down with me. Was the hotel
really that expensive? Murray?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Yes, but Jack got his money back and towels alone.
Oh what he takes a tower to the tower to
the back of your car looked like a linen closet.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Don't believe her. Don Hey, Jack, don't tell me you
drove down on that old maxwell of yours. Yes, we did, fella,
and we had no trouble at all. How long did
it take you?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh we made.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Pretty good time, believe me. We stepped right along. Mary.
Tell him how we whizzed by that big rolls Royce.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
You mean the one that was out of gas.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
We would have passed it anyway, But I tell you
the truth fellas. The only real trouble we had was
with hitchhikers, you know, bothering and thumbing at us all
the time. You know that must have been annoying.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Oh it was Tell him where they had their thumb?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Jack? Well that's not important, say Jack.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
How far is Palm Springs from here?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Oh it's only a two hour drive. Have you ever
been there, Kenny? I started to go there once, but
I got seasick Sea sick, Kenny, How can you get
seasick on land?
Speaker 7 (04:12):
I wore a Sandor suit.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I knew that wouldn't get a big laugh.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I knew it.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I knew it.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
I just know that.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
But Kenny, Kenny, you ought to go to Palm Springs sometimes. No, really,
you ought to go there. It's the healthiest place you've
ever seen. You love it.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
California is good enough for me.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
But Kenny, Palm Springs is in California, and it always
has been.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
Oh it don't be so gullible.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Gullible. You don't even know what gullible is.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
What's that got to do with it?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
You got me there? What do you get, glennap Mary?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
I'm just reading a letter from my mother's or.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Are we going to have that again this year? Look?
Speaker 6 (05:01):
Check cause he starts this letter.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Oh, an open letter to my daughter's reading time four minutes,
ten seconds.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Hey, that's all right. What she gotta say?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
She says, my darling daughter, We see. Sorry that I
was unable to answer sooner. I have been very busy
doing spring cleaning. Would slip my mind last May. Oh anyway,
I want to thank you very much for the check
you enclosed, even though you forgot.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
To sign it.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Oh Mary, however, your brother Hillar signed it for you,
which got a big glass at the bank, and he is.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Now in Leavenworth, Innworth.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
The judge wanted to send into Atlanta, but he was
there before and didn't like it.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Oh, he'll enjoy Leavenworth much more.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
We had a lot of excitement on Halloween.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Your father and I were out all night ringing doorbells
and banging on windows. Well it was some fun until
a man came up and banged your fond.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Oh what a shame, And that isn't all.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
That same night, your grandfather had another attack of jarndyce jondys,
so he stuck a candle in his mouth and use
him for a jack o' lantern.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Well that's novel, uh say Mary?
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Do you remember that big police dog the people next
door owns. Well, the other day they let him out
without his muzzle and your uncle Willy bit him.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Your uncle Willy, Oh, isn't he the one that used
to run the barbershop? Yeah, that's him, Oh I thought,
so read on.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Mary, Tell Jack, your uncle Willy is not running the
barbershop anymore, as he was caught combing her customer's hair
and pockets.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
That's a nice family. You've got.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Tell Jack if he makes one more crack about us.
I'll stop this letter.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Oh I'm sorry, missus Livingstone.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Mut's close now.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
The man from the post office just came to get
It's ten back, Carol and give my best to all
you're ever loving Mama.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Well there's thumb letters.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Oh there's more. Yes, please stop riding around.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
And Jack, don't as they have threatened to take us
out of the blue books.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Tell your mother to mind her own business. Go ahead
and sing Kenny before there's another ps. Go ahead on
springs in California. Oh say Mary, when you answer that letter,
be sure to enclose Kenny. Will you.
Speaker 8 (07:43):
With half you, I'm meaningless, so small. With half you,
I'm in significant just nothing, no idiot, I could work
(08:03):
record to make me team up way.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
Anything you wish for.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Anything you say.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
Users in decem for you, shall I take the storm
or you lie from upon a plan?
Speaker 6 (08:44):
It in't her?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
What can I do?
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Or if you would like the screen.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
But all.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
It would be double loble to give me your love
and I can miss him.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Possible compro.
Speaker 8 (09:20):
Booze hatles noble one shine for a wooz meaber.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
That's a That's what I call real vocalizing Yes, sir,
that was Roses in December sung by Kenny Baker in November.
Sorry about Kenny. You can sing a December song in November.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
That's right. I knew a fellow was saying June and
January in August?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
You did? Who was it?
Speaker 9 (10:14):
Me?
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Ain't either one?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
You certainly are. And now tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we
have a real surprise for you, something old yet new,
something you will all enjoy. And I know see who
that is? Mary? Okay, So the night, folks, we are
going to present Oh what Jack?
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Yeah, there a couple of boys out here who want
to see you.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Oh, send them in.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
Why don't you ask him?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Hemory?
Speaker 7 (10:38):
No, you ask him yourself, loud mouth? All right, I'll
handle this.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Well, what is it? Boys? What do you want to know?
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Mister Fenny? Is that your automobile park downstairs and from
the studio.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Why yes it is.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Does it ruin.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Run? Of course it runs?
Speaker 7 (10:56):
Mama?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Well what about it?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Nothing?
Speaker 6 (11:03):
I just lost it.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
That's a fine thing. I'm gonna throw a blanket over
that car and stop all this gambling go on. You
ought to sell it to a junk man.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
You'll have to fix it up first.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
See all you guys get a big kick out of
my car, don't you? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Jack, Jack down? What happened on the way to Palm Spring?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
I won't. Don't you start anything like you did last week.
Why what happened? Mary?
Speaker 10 (11:36):
Well?
Speaker 5 (11:37):
We started out about nine o'clock in the morning, and
when we got to Pomona, Jack stop for a gallon
of gas.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
A gallon.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
He wanted to buy a pint.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
I did not. I always buy a gallop, say Jack,
what's the idea of only buying one gallon at a time?
Because I got too much money invested in the car already,
That's why. So what happened Barry?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (12:03):
Well, after we got the gas, the man put water
in the radiator and was.
Speaker 10 (12:08):
Jack mad mad war All of its peanuts got wet.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Oh, it's getting so you can't even roast a peanut
anymore without people laughing at Now, if you fellas have
all had your little fun, I will announce our play
for tonight. Are there any objections?
Speaker 6 (12:29):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:29):
No, well thanks, it's just two too terribly decent of you.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, in response to numerous requests
and by popular demand, tonight, we are going to present
that epic of the Great Outdoors. Another stirring episode of
last year's famous serials. What was that stone through the window?
Speaker 7 (12:55):
A stone?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Gosh?
Speaker 6 (12:56):
He hit Kenny on the head?
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Did out? Look?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Look there's a no tie to it? What does it
say yet?
Speaker 11 (13:05):
It says it's almost a year now and you haven't
caught me yet? Yours truly Cacti space.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
So the night, ladies and gentlemen, we are going to
pick chapter in the life of Buck Benny. This will
go on immediately after the next Sunday.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Stay here.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
That old sting Poles played by Phil Harris and his buccaroos.
And Phil that was powerful, nice toot awful nice? Oh
Twart nothing Twart nothing War two? Phil War two?
Speaker 6 (15:33):
You Twell'm James.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Hunch Girl and our ladies and gents for another rich
snorton play the first of our new series and titles
Buck Benny Rides Again or Stop Your Breaking My Heart.
The scene of the night's play is a little Kyle
town of Rump State. Next, as usual, I will have
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played the part of Sheriff Buck Benny. It's topping on.
Has ever tied a racket snake into a slip knock?
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Hold it boys. Mary Livingston will be Daisy Carson, my sweetheart,
pack me. Bill Harris will be her pappy. Yeah, man
and Don and Kenny will double as deputy sheriffs and horses.
Nice going boy to get your salary and oats this week.
(16:25):
We now take you to the office of the Sheriff
of Texas County a week before election day. Curtains music
cured it on. Dumdee nou dumboo curt Au dumdee Morning, Sheriff,
(16:47):
how you fuck morning? If it is anything happened last night?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah, Sheriff. There was a hold up in the First
National Bank, a murder night Muller saloon, and a double
feature at the Gym Theaters.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Double feature. Eh, that's bad. Anything else, Yeah, somebody's toole
my bad dad. Why didn't you have a pin to
you yet? And I got that too. Well, here's another badge,
and don't pin it to your pants, all right, but
if they fall down, it's your fault. Fine, Deputy, No wonder.
I'm worried about the election. Have you heard any talk
about it, Wilson? Yeah, sure, things look mighty tough for you,
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they do he.
Speaker 7 (17:22):
Yep, your opponent that I cast bees around town. Everybody
you're a low down crook cups.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
They know that. And he says you're a lazy, good
for nothing bumb who cares.
Speaker 7 (17:34):
And he says you get your fingernails manicured.
Speaker 12 (17:36):
That's a lie.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I'll fight them all. What else did dead I say?
Why he accused you of being afraid to catch cactus face.
I wasn't afraid. But that's the one thing this town's
gonna hold against me, and that's sure worries. Oh well,
(18:01):
genieveniezen e venie TUTSI bally bally BALI wait for you,
Genievenie venie venie dog gone. I'm worried. Well, look you're
so worried, sheriff, why are you singing? I ain't singing?
Speaker 8 (18:16):
Good am?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I Well, anyway, boys, I'm going to make a campaign
speech tonight that will make deadI Cassidy look like a nickel. Well,
he said his speech is going to make you look
like two cents while that low down price cotton vomit.
He ain't got a chance. That's the phone share, It
ain't the recess bell.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
Answer. Okay, hello, yeah, gosh, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
I'll have to ask the shriff who is a bigger.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
It's your opponent, Dedi Cassidy.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Oh what does he want?
Speaker 7 (18:51):
He's writing this campaign speech. Wants to know how to
spell laos?
Speaker 3 (18:58):
He love see hell?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Oh you hey, wait.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
A minute of all? I mean underhandler. That's the lowest well.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
Shut down in the town hall.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
If you're gonna make your speech, that's right. Come on, boys,
I gotta stop off on the way and pick up daisy.
Let's go, heddy partner.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Comn here we are man, Oh.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Para ain't not one boys, wait here for me. I'll
be out in a minute.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Okay, sir, come in.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
Hello jazy Sallow's tall, dark and flat foot us.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Well, yeah, your archers ain't exactly suffering from high altitude.
Ain't you gonna ask me? In? Sure?
Speaker 6 (19:51):
But wipe the boots offers.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I didn't. That's the lumpiest dorm Matt I ever felt.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Job gone, it's happy laying there again?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Oh is that him? Hello? Frank? Hello Buck, I'm all
drinking all of dead. I ain't track nothing but milk
for three weeks. Milk, and why here in that condition?
Speaker 6 (20:11):
He feeds the cow jin.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
He does? How do your milker? Frank on the run,
Buck on the run jesy, you ought to do something
about your pappy. Don't you ever try to sober him up?
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Well?
Speaker 6 (20:29):
I put an apron tablet in his brandy, but he
drinks around us.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Hell, he's pretty tricky, say.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
Buck, sons your camping comes.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Along, just find dze in. I don't think my opponent's
dead eyed cassad has got a chance.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
I don't know about that. He's been out all morning
kissing babies.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
I won't do him no good, won't he These.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Babies are old enough to vote.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Well, that's awful. Wait a minute, did he kiss you? Dazy?
Speaker 6 (20:59):
If he didn't, I'm a run out of Camperture.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Well, Gal, all I can say is i'll love you.
I'll winner lose you'll mary Gal.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
I can't never marry you, Buck, never, unless Patty gives
his consent.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Well, then we'll leave it to him. He'll sell either
he gets married or we don't. What'll of be pappies
great Frienday? Well, Daisy, guess i'll have to ask him
when he's sober.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
That's what I said, Buck, I can't never marry you.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
That's a dog gone king.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Hey, sure better hurry out if you want to make
your speech.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
That's right, Come on, along, Daisy, we gotta get to
the town hall.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
All right, Look out there, Buck, don't travel.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Over, Tappy, Frank, why don't you quit laying in front
of that door off paint. Welcome on mere, shut up,
I ain't got time. Come on, Daisy, and.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
You'll hear a speech that will go down.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
To the history of rump State, Texas.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Let's go, boys, fuck thet he rise again.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Hell here we are? Whoa pard? Well, come on days
he here's the town hall. I'm telling you box hey,
Deputy Baker, Yes, sir, I'll listen to me, and this
is important. I'm going to make my speech right now.
And every time I'll come to a fighter point, that
is when I'll say something good about myself. I want
you to holler hooray, hooray. That's it, and I don't
(22:24):
forget it. Come on, boys, let's go inside, right my.
Speaker 13 (22:30):
Boys, asting out any campaign cigars but nope, but do
that the last time and during near lost the elections.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Well, we're about ready for your sheriff.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
I'm ready to did my opponent get here?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yet?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Here? He is? Right here?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Hello? Did I? Hello? Friends? Well? Did I? What do
you think of your chance?
Speaker 7 (22:52):
Put me down? For a land slide, don't me.
Speaker 13 (22:55):
Do sure we're ready for our speeches, yo, okay, badies
and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
The first speaker will be our own local gem man.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Thanks Jo, ladies and gentlemen. Irvin Sheriff of this year,
condy for the past four years. And whenever I've seen
my duties, I've seen it. It's my record during this
time speaks for itself. Then with calls, I'd feel better. Friends,
(23:33):
I worked with sleeves in this community for four long years.
Speaker 13 (23:38):
And my opponent did I castidy as a nervous say
that I'm a low down to Niven truck.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Hooray.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Not there, Kenny, But I'm not asking you to accept
my words for I'm gonna call on a young lady
who will tell you the facts. Demarcker, A young lady
who has known me for a long time. Miss Daisy Coffin, Lady.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
And gentlemen, I've known Buck for a long time. I
thank you.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Get up, dazy tail a little more.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Okay, I think we ought to re elect Buck Benny
as sheriff.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
What if he is a coward? Is that a crimeough? Gal?
Speaker 13 (24:25):
Thank you, Miss Coppin and old fellow citizens.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
I'm gonna call upon the Chief Deputy Deputy Wilson will
say a few words in my beat. Ladies and gentlemen,
when you go to the polls next week, be sure
and stop at your gross pull a package of jelly.
It's America's favorite dessert and comes.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
In six delicious flavors Crawberry, raspberry, cherry, orange, lemonon lime.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Ah, thank you, thanks Wilson that ought to get me
the slice banana boa. Oh, out of that arrow, get my.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
Leg one of the Indians the back road.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Well, I'll leave it in there. I'm posing for a Valentine.
Go ahead, yo, now, friends, I'm going to fall.
Speaker 11 (25:19):
Upon his opponent, that brave and fearless citizen, the man
of the hour.
Speaker 12 (25:24):
Did I castiday? Ladies, gentlemen and lifetock.
Speaker 9 (25:36):
As I'm standing here, I'm looking down on you, I
can only say this.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Remember my slogan. You can pull all of the people
some of the time, and some of the people.
Speaker 12 (25:45):
Any time, But no matter what time it is, my time.
Speaker 7 (25:48):
Is your time?
Speaker 12 (25:55):
Give me my glass water?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Please?
Speaker 7 (25:58):
I say the same thing that general person.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
He had been in London. Friends, why did you pay?
Speaker 3 (26:02):
He said? Laughs?
Speaker 6 (26:04):
What are you doing here?
Speaker 9 (26:08):
I'm not here to sing Hallelujah. Nay, I'm not here
to insult my bay opponent. All I say is but
Benny is a lord. Dance to his level the capital too, hol.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
On say fighting words, and you can't get away with you.
Speaker 7 (26:25):
By a cowboy, I'll smack you up and down.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Let me.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
I'm all show him ung out, sir.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
If he's a reaching for his guy.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
I'm not going to.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
Oh did he get you back?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
I'm all right, Davie, the get a jack as he
needs a trans musing. I don't want any help of you,
did I I'm gonna win this election. All the myna
tell or my name m by Benny hake it Wilson.
(27:01):
This will be continued next Sunday night. Who will be
elected charity? Will it be Buck?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Benny?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
You said it?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Will it be Todee?
Speaker 7 (27:08):
I said it?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
To the next suing night, and find our way, Phil,
(27:34):
here's a great combination for November night. A comfortable dining room,
a nice hot dinner, and something extra special in desserts.
And that's something extra special is yellow raspberry tarts, the
most delicious dessert idea you tried in a long time,
and an extra treat right now when most of you
can't enjoy fresh berries. Raspberry tarts so easy to make.
(27:57):
All you do is I'd have a couple of red
raspberry um the one package of raspberry jello, chill until
slightly thickened, turn into baked part shells, and chill and
co firm crisp part shells. Build the brim with jam
molded in rich, glowing raspberry jello, with the flavor as
luscious as the frisberries themselves. For jello has a true
fruit taste that, combined with raspberry jam, makes these parts
(28:21):
so tempting and good you're found to win the praise
of your entire family. So try these jellow raspberry tarts,
but be sure you'll make them with genuine jello, because
jello brings you that delicious, extra rich fruit flavor. Ask
your grocer tomorrow for jello.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
The last number of these text program in the new
Jello series, and we'll be with you again next Sunday
night at the same time, so we shall find out
the results of the election. Well, dejour enough, do you
think the best man will win?
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Nope?
Speaker 6 (29:11):
But I think you got a chance.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Makes me feel better. Good night, bro, Thank you
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