August 5, 2025 • 29 mins
A legendary variety show blending witty monologues, comic sketches, and musical interludes, all anchored by the impeccable timing of its beloved host. It’s a masterclass in comedic timing.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Danyl Oh The Cello Program starring Jack Benny, with Mary Livingston,
Phil Harris, Kenny Baker, and Tom Wilson.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
The orchestra opens the program with your Eyes are Bigger
than your Heart. This is the time of year when
we're checking over Christmas list and every store window is
a new temptation. Pocketbooks get lighter and lighter, and where
(00:31):
all of us watching the budget. Well, here's one good
way to help your budget, and that's to serve plenty
of Jello or it's so inexpensive. Jello cost only a
few cents of package, and one package serves the average
family generously with a really delicious treat. And everybody loves jello.
It's America's favorite gelatin dessert. Those six delicious flavors are
filled with extra rich fruit goodness, and those six gay
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colors fit right in with his cheerful holiday season. Strawberry, raspberry, cherry, orange,
lemon and lime, all six bright. This festius chair a
jolly is Christmas eave. So for inextensive economical dessert, look
for those big red letters on the box. They spelled Yello,
and Jello spelled the tree. And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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Jack Benny and his gang, who are on route from
New York to Hollywood, have reached Chicago, so we picked
them up at the station where they are about to
board the train going west.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Take it away, Hey.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Rochester, do you see the rest of the gang?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
No, water gives me. The first one's here, dog gone.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You know what, Rochester, I forgot to tip the tack.
Why didn't you remind me?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
I thought it was premimitated?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well it wasn't.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
All over rain eating on crack five for Memphis, New Orleans, Jacksonville, Pompy,
Miami and Montreal.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
What Montreal? Listen, mister, Montreal is in Canada. Nowhere is
near Miami?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
All right, so I make one of them mistakes?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Fine, Crane announced.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
That, hey on, get a load of it, Junior, so
staring at that man in the blue and yellow overcoats.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
For heaven's sake, yet, have you ever seen an overcoat
like this before?
Speaker 7 (02:44):
No, in neither of you, m Junior.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Fine, sorry, mister, you have to excuse him for being
so free coaches. So what that means, fresh Joe, I.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Know what it means, and stay away from me, hey Rochester, Yes, sir,
our Crane leans an ten minutes where's my brown leather bag?
I thought you was UNEs me. You're probably left it
on the street when we got out of the taxi.
Somebody must have stolen it by now, he old thing. Yes,
all my belongings.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Are in it.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I'll go get it, okay, board, I'll be back in
the flash with a dread. I'm ah like careless good
for hello? Don hello Jack fors the wrestling games. They're
around here somewhere. Say it's pretty cold here in Chicago,
isn't it? Oh?
Speaker 8 (03:34):
Sure is?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well?
Speaker 8 (03:35):
Well, see you finally got an overcoat. Yeah, that one's
kind of loud for you, is Jack?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yes it is.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
It's warm though, all over rain eating on track seven
or pioria emporia Oscalosa, Hoscalosa, Hoscanini, zeenie beanie and rum
albo what.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Rum elbow? That guy's enough. He whizz out getting late.
I wonder what's keeping the rest of the gang all.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Don't worry, Jack, they'll show up, mister Pilling. I'll look
all around the station. I can't find your bag anywhere.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Well, of course it's not in the station. You're left
it out on the sidewalk.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Now, go and get it, okay, moss is kind of
chilling outside, can I I'm over coat? Get out of here?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
His coat?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
You know?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Down someday Rochester's going to carry that kidding too far?
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Hello, both he there's money your sheep.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Well it's about time, Mary, I haven't seen this since
we got off the century. Where have you been? Oh?
Speaker 7 (04:34):
I had lined with a fellow I met on the
train last night.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Mary, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. What's the idea?
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Well, he was lonesome and I was lonesome and hungry.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
That's all. Excuse I told you a thousand times it's
not right to go to lunch with strangers.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
You said it.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I paid the check, right, I'll teach you a lesson.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Come on with me.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I want to go over the news stand and get
some magazine.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Hey, that's good.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Hey, but what'd you bring on all those red caps
along with you four?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I didn't bring them. The picket and me, well wait.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
For me by the ticket gate.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Come on, Mary, say Jack, I wish you take off
rochesters cord. Everybody's scaring at you.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Mary.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
This isn't Rochester's colt.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
Oh No, what did that loge button on the lapel?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Lodge button Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
Since when do you belong to the sons and daughters
of the Deep South.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I don't belong. I'm just an honorary member. Here's a newstand.
We've only got about five minutes.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
All about strame eting on track eleven for White Sulfer Spring,
Warm Springs, Palm Springs, Hot Springs and Simmons Mattresses, Simen's Surprises.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Where's the right near Ford Dreams? I deserve that. Here's
the newstand, Mary, what do you want?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Let me see there's to play in the Saturday evening pose.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, and there's Collier.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Yes, there is there anything I can do for you?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I beg It's fun, I said, is there anything I
can do for you? Yes, we'd like to buy some magazine.
Speaker 9 (06:17):
What have you got there?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Well, we have religious called politol Yes, and here's the
New Liberty.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
What do you want, Mary?
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Oh, I'll just take a box at the Ferman.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Mary, don't encourage you. Perhaps you'd like a good novel
to read on the train. A novel? No, I don't know,
say Mary, what's that book over there by you, the
one that's nailed.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Up on the wall.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You can't take it with you, and there's no use
buying it. Then come on, Mary, we'll get something on
the train.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Oh Jack, look at those cute little toy dogs there.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Let's get one toy dog. Not now, Mary, we'll take
one on the train with you, mister.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
They're only a dollar.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
No, no, I don't think oh heads are very cute.
Oh I don't care if they are. What good is
a toy dog on a train?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Well, for one thing, you don't have to take him
on and all.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
That's a lot of sales talks. Come on, Mary, we've
only got two minutes.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Well, tag check.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
I found Phil.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Hi you baby, you're looking for me? Yes, Bill, we're
leaving in a couple of minutes. You had me worried
to death?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Where were you?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I got stopped in for a shave and a haircut,
and you know, Jacket's the first time I ever had
a lady barber. Oh yeah, they I'll bet you had
a lot of fun, what with a razor in her hands.
I see, Well, he certainly gave you a fine haircut.
Get a load of it, Mary, And it looks like.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
He cut off too much and tasted it back.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
It doesn't that. Hey, where's Tenny? He's always the last
one to show.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Up all the four rain leaving on track one for Toledo, Cleveland, Pittsburgh,
Eat corn, BT, lemon and lime.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I'll bet don put them up to that.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Will Boter got all the back on the trains. Anything
else you want me to do?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, look around the station, see if you can find
Kenny Baker.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I saw him wander around here a little while ago,
and I thought it might just lost. Well, so I
checked him in the past room.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Well, for heaven's sake, go and get him. Here's a
dime on course.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
I'm shore.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
All right here. Now hurry up, Californ. Your trainer is
now already all passengers holding your tickets.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Please.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Now let's see what did I do with mine?
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Here they are, Juniors.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
Come along, And I told you the sop starrings that fands.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Over coach line.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
They never seen one again.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
I'm sorry, mister, but Junior is a little bit upset. Yeah,
I'm worried about the maks.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
The market today. What sock did you buy, Junior? Watch?
I'll pull yours down and give you a good whack.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
Come along, Junior. He's just an old grouchy wouchy.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Listen, madam, Before I met your son, I was a
picture of Hell.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Hey boy, here's mister bakers.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Oh Jack, say if I got time to run out
and get a sandwich, No, Kenny, you can eat on
the train.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
I don't like your sandwiches, Kenny.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I'm talking about the diner. And we're getting on the
train now. So remember what I told you this morning.
Speaker 10 (09:13):
Oh don't worry, Jack, I won't forget tickets.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Please, tickets is everybody here? Here's the tickets conductor.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Let's see one food, three, four, five and a half
five fool tickets and one half fair. That's correct, right
through the gate. Everybody come along, Kenny, dear, Yes, uncle Jack,
how fake Kenny. But it wouldn't herts you to try
and look a.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Little younger, say Jack. As long as he's going through this,
why don't you give Kenny.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
A teething ring, a teething ring.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Yeah, he doesn't looked like a kid at all.
Speaker 10 (09:45):
Oh no, you ought to see the underwear he pinned
on me.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Never mind, Dad, get on the train, all of the rain.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Eating with sun crack nine for Kansas City, dot City,
Las Vegas, Abrakku abricuku and shut up.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Well, thank heaven. At least we're getting rid of you.
Oh no, you're not.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
I'm the engineer. Oh my, couldn't have what a right?
Where gonna have one?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Jesus right back home? Seems kind of long, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (12:04):
Sure, be glad when we get off.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Oh I what a trip.
Speaker 10 (12:06):
I don't know what you fellas are complaining about. Every
time the conductor comes by, I have to stick a
lollipop in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
That's too bad.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (12:13):
And another thing, I can blow my own nose.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Stop beating Kenny. I thought I told you to go
and play with that little boy, Junior. It looks better.
And besides, he's good company for you.
Speaker 10 (12:30):
Fine company. This morning he told me a story about
a traveling salesman.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
All right, and stay here and be quiet.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
Hey, this trade is.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Moving right along.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
By the way, Jack, I meant to ask you, whatever
happened to that play.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
You were going to do in New York? What play?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (12:47):
You know that Shakespearean thing that you told us about
before we left Hollywood?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
All that, well, I'll tell you, don I spoke to
the producer about it last week, and we decided to
do it in the spring. It looks like I'm going
to play Julius Caesar Julia Caesar.
Speaker 10 (12:59):
That's a hot one.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Uh, you're gonna laugh, fellas, But I'm going in for
a little more of that highbrow stuff. Hey, Jack, I'd
like to be in.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
That play too.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Can you get me a job carrying a spear? Yes, Bill,
but you'll have to walk in front of me. You
do be fine doing Shakespeare with that corny dialogue of yours.
Speaker 10 (13:17):
Quick, Jack, give me a lollipop. Here comes a conductor.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Oh yeah, here you are, Kenny Ollo, Conductor. Why are you,
mister Bevans. Are you having a nice sprit? Oh fine, fine, Yes, Hey,
this nephew of yours. Are you positive he's only twelve
years old? Why, yes, conductor. He's a pretty big boy
for his age. But they grow like weeds in California, weeds. Yet,
(13:40):
I'll sit up Kenny like a good little boy. Well,
well tell me, young man. Are you really only twelve
years old?
Speaker 10 (13:46):
Dodd? Whatever that means?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
All right, don't overdo it you kid. Isn't he conductor?
Speaker 9 (13:51):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
But he can stand a shave. Hey, fellows, we're slowing
down a little agains.
Speaker 10 (13:58):
We're coming into a town.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yeah, there's a few hot Wow. Look at that beautiful
girl standing at that crossing up ahead?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Where?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Say she is good looking. I guess the.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Engineer is far too. Say where's Mary?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Just a few minutes ago talking to some caller back
in the observation car. I've told her time and again
not to talk to strangers. I'm going in there and
put a stop to that.
Speaker 8 (14:21):
Well, Phil, I'm kind of tired of think. I'll spread
out on this seat and take him own.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
See you later, don What are you gonna do, Kenny?
Speaker 10 (14:27):
Oh, I'm going back in a club car and have
a Scotch and soil.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Okay, I'll put a nipple on it so to look.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
All right, Let's go, kid.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Mary is annoying this time.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
Oh, I'll be glad to get home. Is this your
first hip to California? And mister I didn't get your name,
Thompson Thompson? Oh yes, is this your first ship to California?
Speaker 10 (14:47):
Mister Thompson, No, I've been there lots of time.
Speaker 11 (14:49):
Well, you'll just love it. I always say, there's no
place like California. You know, I was born and plainty
on New Jersey, But after all, New Jersey's New Jersey.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
California's California. No what, Oh, you're a car. You're just
a stinguish looking ma'am. Mister Thompson. What business are you in?
Speaker 4 (15:06):
I'm a Psychia.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Oh I'm glad I bumped into you.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
I've been having more trouble with my teeth, the young
lady of Psychia.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
I'm in the radio business. You know the Jello program. Sorry,
Mary Livingston and shoes. Oh we're a Ryan. I'm famous,
mister Thompson. Are you hungry?
Speaker 10 (15:26):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
Marry well, if you eat something, mister Thompson, you wouldn't
have a headache.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
I haven't got a headache.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Mary. Oh, hello Jack, Marra Manna and I want.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
To talk to you.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
Excuse me and manner gladly?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
All right, Mary, come on with me. Who's that fellow
you were talking to? Oh?
Speaker 7 (15:40):
Some fresh eye trying to date me up.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Well, let's your own Paul, and let's get back in
our own car. Mar you got more nerves. Here comes
that little brass junior. Let's ignore them. II a bracula, Mary,
there's nothing funny about that. Let me tell you something,
young man man. You're not careful. You'll grow up to
be worse than the dead end kid sissy. He'd stick
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his tongue out of me once more so I can
hit him on top of my head.
Speaker 7 (16:10):
I think he's a cute little boy.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Last night he put a poached egg in my.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
Birth Oh Jack, look it down over there. Sound asleep?
Doesn't he looks sweet?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah? He looks like a whale that was washed up
on the beach. Look at that smile out of his.
Speaker 12 (16:27):
Face, drummer, none genuine without the big red letters on
the fox.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Hey, that guy even dreams about Jello.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
You better wake him up. Jack. We'll be in pretty soon.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, where's Rochester? My bags aren't even packed? Oh Phil,
did you see Rochester anywhere? Yeah? Come here a minute, Jack,
You want to hear something funny. What Rochester is in
that drawing room talking to the porter boy? Is he
giving them a lot?
Speaker 4 (16:57):
He is a Let's listen. You know, Sylvester, I used
to be a part of myself, but I gave it up.
There ain't no fugues. You're right, Rochester?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Say how long you've been mister Benni's private secretary and
personal advisers.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
For about two years?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Now?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
You know, mister Philly don't make a move without consulting me.
He calls me his half in the eating.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
That's just a big thing.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Why Jack, that's good? Saint Rochester. What kind of a
man is your boss? Is he nice to work for? Oh? Fair, pleasant,
very pleasure? You want to see how he throws his
money with it? He does not far, but he throws it.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Wait till I get a hold of him. One thing,
mister Philly shall at funny radio program.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Welly all, I'll ride at the world of that call.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I want to.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Let an author come see you away of Sylvester when.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
He gets to writing my programs, Anthony, I wish I
could pack my bag. We're getting off the train pretty soon. Okay, Well,
say Kenny to getting the stage, we'll have to go
right to the studio. You got your song ready for
the programs.
Speaker 10 (18:06):
Yeah, I'm gonna better run through it again.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
That's right. I won't have time for rehearsals. Go ahead, Kenny,
put down those blocks and things my personal.
Speaker 9 (18:12):
Like in heaven, when I see smart smart money.
Speaker 13 (18:44):
Mine, I am.
Speaker 9 (18:49):
For everything.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Can see you the.
Speaker 13 (19:10):
Toory.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I know that.
Speaker 13 (19:12):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
It was d.
Speaker 13 (19:19):
Let nothing is more long as.
Speaker 9 (19:25):
Then I was called away and irod you.
Speaker 13 (19:34):
Say in heaven when I see you smile.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
My mony.
Speaker 9 (19:50):
Mine, I am, and.
Speaker 13 (19:54):
Foreverything's ar.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
I can be.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
You have light and a long.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Form blight, Mommy, when you can.
Speaker 13 (20:22):
By no matter for an iron?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
My well fellow is pulling into the station pretty soon.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Hey, don did you see the top of my pajamas
any place? Or I didn't sell me? Neither done? No
souvenir hunters, Rochester, Sure you.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Got everything in the bag?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I'm hot, time mar get home. I'm going to bed.
Won't get up to nice until and nine.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Well, you need a little rest the way you've been
dis dissipating on this trip. Look at those white circles
under your eyes. Let's see where did I put my
reading glasses?
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Your glasses off for them?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
And look, Rochester, you forgot to pack my blanket?
Speaker 7 (21:35):
Is that the one said Allen take he took from
the Sherry Netherlands Hotel?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Mary? I didn't take any blanket from the Sherry Netherlands.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
And what's that sn on there?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
That's where I bought it? Taxed ninth Avenue. So there,
wait a minute, Sacks hasn't got a store on ninth Avenue.
I'll bet you twenty five dollars. There's a fellow named
Tam Tack who runs a store on Ninth Avenue. I mean,
tell Blanket anyway, adn't got a nerve saying I ever
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took anything out of a hotel.
Speaker 7 (22:05):
Well, what about that little incident? It's a rist last year?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Never mind that?
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Well wasn't Mary?
Speaker 11 (22:09):
Oh well, Jack walked out of the wrists and a
carrying the floor lamp and told the house detective he was.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
From the finance company.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
I just did that for a laugh.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
Well, those laughs look very good in your living room.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
We're making that up, Mary, and you know it. Hey,
we're coming in, fellas, We're coming in lous Los Angeles.
Keep the pack of your baggage. Don't forget what belongs
to you. I'm pleased, don't forget what belongs to what. Well,
here we are, what a crowd of the stations.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Let's come and old Jeff.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Don't tell me that came down to meet you rockets.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
I don't know what I'm getting over here before.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Oh that reminds me. Hey, porter, Yes, sir, everything was fine.
Here's a tip for you, Thank.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
You, mister Finnie Wow. A ten dollar bill, A ten
dollar bill, Jesus glasses ball.
Speaker 7 (23:14):
Too late?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Now?
Speaker 9 (23:14):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (23:16):
Oh well, well, I.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Guess, I guess he earned a Come on, fellas, it's
the long conductor. We had a swell drift holong, Misterday
would buy young man the fine conductor.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Be sure, Poult, you didn't we.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Kenny?
Speaker 4 (23:32):
What's the long fella?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
See you all with the broadcast? Come rosh that, sir.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Let's go, hey, mister Penny. Look who's here the greetings?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Why?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Andy? I the fat Weldon well dog going on?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Andy, I had a hunch the mayor of Van Nights
which comes out of the station the greeta.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Yeah, I even tried to get our local jug fan
down here.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Well, why didn't it?
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Well, by the time they got the jug dafty, they
weren't the mood.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Oh let's tell me, Andy, how's everything in town? California? Oh?
Just fine, buck I hear you had a couple of
days of pretty heavy rain. Is that true?
Speaker 4 (24:04):
I ain't no squealer.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Oh come on, Andy, come on, you can trust me.
It did rain here, didn't this?
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Wait a minute, are you sure they ain't no microphones around?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Of course not.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Fuck, you can't down in bucket.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
It did, and old man modes is round. I know, Andy,
I know, I read all about it. Juniors.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
There he is now, Hello Handy.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Hello Junior, Hi, you said, Hey, what is this? Hey fox?
This is my sister Flossi from Indianapolis. And this is
my Matthew Junior.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I met the little rattlesnake. Well, I gotta run along, Andy,
I'm anxious to get home. Goodbye, Junior, see.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
You around snow White.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
You won't see me, Rodaph have to put on a
false beard. Long, Andy.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Hey wait a minute, Buck, Hey, Flossie, you and Junior
wait for me and the buggy.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I want to talk to fuck a minute, all right,
come on, jor Andy. I can't tell you how good
are fields? And be back home they how's your folk?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Oh they're all excited getting ready for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
They are. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
They were trimming the Christmas tree last night, and Pa
fell off the ladder and hung a star on Ma's ears.
Speaker 13 (25:12):
Yeah, yeah, then Ma hung.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
One on him. Oh they're still out of theay facts.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
They've been fighting so much lately. We're trying to get
Trim McCarthy for a hired man.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Well, I don't blame it.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
We'll see you later.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Andy. I gotta run along now.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
So on, so on, oh Rochester, Yes, quit fighting.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Autographs and get me a taxi cab.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Okay, see you tonight.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Chose e all of on ain't eat me for samp
Lake City, Tenver, Chicago, Cleveland, New Jersey and marn.
Speaker 12 (25:52):
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Speaker 8 (26:55):
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Speaker 12 (26:58):
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Speaker 8 (27:14):
Thank you for putting on the market desserts which are
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Speaker 12 (27:18):
Inexpensive and delicious that anyone can afford and enjoy them.
Speaker 8 (27:21):
Well, thank you, missus Gessler, for that mighty fine letter.
We appreciate it.
Speaker 12 (27:26):
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Speaker 1 (28:02):
This is the last number of the twelfth program in
the New Jello series, and we'll be with you again
next Sunday night at the same time. So Merry Christmas,
everybody from my whole gang.
Speaker 7 (28:11):
What are you gonna give me for a Christmas present?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Jack Mary, I'm gonna give you two tickets for my
new Paramount Picture Artists and Models Abroad, which opens in
key cities all over the country next week to night.
Post Gee, I'm glad I got that in a.
Speaker 12 (28:41):
Let me make your paramon The Yellow Program Croup Purmacy
of Marvin Lawyer Production.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
The song I Go for That is from the Picture
of Saint Louis Blues. This is the National Broadcasting Company
Danyl Oh The Cello Program starring Jack Benny, with Mary Livingston,
Phil Harris, Kenny Baker, and Tom Wilson.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
The orchestra opens the program with your Eyes are Bigger
than your Heart. This is the time of year when
we're checking over Christmas list and every store window is
a new temptation. Pocketbooks get lighter and lighter, and where
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family generously with a really delicious treat. And everybody loves jello.
It's America's favorite gelatin dessert. Those six delicious flavors are
filled with extra rich fruit goodness, and those six gay
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for those big red letters on the box. They spelled Yello,
and Jello spelled the tree. And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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Jack Benny and his gang, who are on route from
New York to Hollywood, have reached Chicago, so we picked
them up at the station where they are about to
board the train going west.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Take it away, Hey.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Rochester, do you see the rest of the gang?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
No, water gives me. The first one's here, dog gone.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You know what, Rochester, I forgot to tip the tack.
Why didn't you remind me?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
I thought it was premimitated?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well it wasn't.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
All over rain eating on crack five for Memphis, New Orleans, Jacksonville, Pompy,
Miami and Montreal.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
What Montreal? Listen, mister, Montreal is in Canada. Nowhere is
near Miami?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
All right, so I make one of them mistakes?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Fine, Crane announced.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
That, hey on, get a load of it, Junior, so
staring at that man in the blue and yellow overcoats.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
For heaven's sake, yet, have you ever seen an overcoat
like this before?
Speaker 7 (02:44):
No, in neither of you, m Junior.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Fine, sorry, mister, you have to excuse him for being
so free coaches. So what that means, fresh Joe, I.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Know what it means, and stay away from me, hey Rochester, Yes, sir,
our Crane leans an ten minutes where's my brown leather bag?
I thought you was UNEs me. You're probably left it
on the street when we got out of the taxi.
Somebody must have stolen it by now, he old thing. Yes,
all my belongings.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Are in it.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I'll go get it, okay, board, I'll be back in
the flash with a dread. I'm ah like careless good
for hello? Don hello Jack fors the wrestling games. They're
around here somewhere. Say it's pretty cold here in Chicago,
isn't it? Oh?
Speaker 8 (03:34):
Sure is?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well?
Speaker 8 (03:35):
Well, see you finally got an overcoat. Yeah, that one's
kind of loud for you, is Jack?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yes it is.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
It's warm though, all over rain eating on track seven
or pioria emporia Oscalosa, Hoscalosa, Hoscanini, zeenie beanie and rum
albo what.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Rum elbow? That guy's enough. He whizz out getting late.
I wonder what's keeping the rest of the gang all.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Don't worry, Jack, they'll show up, mister Pilling. I'll look
all around the station. I can't find your bag anywhere.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Well, of course it's not in the station. You're left
it out on the sidewalk.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Now, go and get it, okay, moss is kind of
chilling outside, can I I'm over coat? Get out of here?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
His coat?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
You know?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Down someday Rochester's going to carry that kidding too far?
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Hello, both he there's money your sheep.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Well it's about time, Mary, I haven't seen this since
we got off the century. Where have you been? Oh?
Speaker 7 (04:34):
I had lined with a fellow I met on the
train last night.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Mary, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. What's the idea?
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Well, he was lonesome and I was lonesome and hungry.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
That's all. Excuse I told you a thousand times it's
not right to go to lunch with strangers.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
You said it.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I paid the check, right, I'll teach you a lesson.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Come on with me.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I want to go over the news stand and get
some magazine.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Hey, that's good.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Hey, but what'd you bring on all those red caps
along with you four?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I didn't bring them. The picket and me, well wait.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
For me by the ticket gate.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Come on, Mary, say Jack, I wish you take off
rochesters cord. Everybody's scaring at you.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Mary.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
This isn't Rochester's colt.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
Oh No, what did that loge button on the lapel?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Lodge button Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
Since when do you belong to the sons and daughters
of the Deep South.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I don't belong. I'm just an honorary member. Here's a newstand.
We've only got about five minutes.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
All about strame eting on track eleven for White Sulfer Spring,
Warm Springs, Palm Springs, Hot Springs and Simmons Mattresses, Simen's Surprises.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Where's the right near Ford Dreams? I deserve that. Here's
the newstand, Mary, what do you want?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Let me see there's to play in the Saturday evening pose.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, and there's Collier.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Yes, there is there anything I can do for you?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I beg It's fun, I said, is there anything I
can do for you? Yes, we'd like to buy some magazine.
Speaker 9 (06:17):
What have you got there?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Well, we have religious called politol Yes, and here's the
New Liberty.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
What do you want, Mary?
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Oh, I'll just take a box at the Ferman.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Mary, don't encourage you. Perhaps you'd like a good novel
to read on the train. A novel? No, I don't know,
say Mary, what's that book over there by you, the
one that's nailed.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Up on the wall.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You can't take it with you, and there's no use
buying it. Then come on, Mary, we'll get something on
the train.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Oh Jack, look at those cute little toy dogs there.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Let's get one toy dog. Not now, Mary, we'll take
one on the train with you, mister.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
They're only a dollar.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
No, no, I don't think oh heads are very cute.
Oh I don't care if they are. What good is
a toy dog on a train?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Well, for one thing, you don't have to take him
on and all.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
That's a lot of sales talks. Come on, Mary, we've
only got two minutes.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Well, tag check.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
I found Phil.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Hi you baby, you're looking for me? Yes, Bill, we're
leaving in a couple of minutes. You had me worried
to death?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Where were you?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I got stopped in for a shave and a haircut,
and you know, Jacket's the first time I ever had
a lady barber. Oh yeah, they I'll bet you had
a lot of fun, what with a razor in her hands.
I see, Well, he certainly gave you a fine haircut.
Get a load of it, Mary, And it looks like.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
He cut off too much and tasted it back.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
It doesn't that. Hey, where's Tenny? He's always the last
one to show.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Up all the four rain leaving on track one for Toledo, Cleveland, Pittsburgh,
Eat corn, BT, lemon and lime.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I'll bet don put them up to that.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Will Boter got all the back on the trains. Anything
else you want me to do?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, look around the station, see if you can find
Kenny Baker.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I saw him wander around here a little while ago,
and I thought it might just lost. Well, so I
checked him in the past room.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Well, for heaven's sake, go and get him. Here's a
dime on course.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
I'm shore.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
All right here. Now hurry up, Californ. Your trainer is
now already all passengers holding your tickets.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Please.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Now let's see what did I do with mine?
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Here they are, Juniors.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
Come along, And I told you the sop starrings that fands.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Over coach line.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
They never seen one again.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
I'm sorry, mister, but Junior is a little bit upset. Yeah,
I'm worried about the maks.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
The market today. What sock did you buy, Junior? Watch?
I'll pull yours down and give you a good whack.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
Come along, Junior. He's just an old grouchy wouchy.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Listen, madam, Before I met your son, I was a
picture of Hell.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Hey boy, here's mister bakers.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Oh Jack, say if I got time to run out
and get a sandwich, No, Kenny, you can eat on
the train.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
I don't like your sandwiches, Kenny.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I'm talking about the diner. And we're getting on the
train now. So remember what I told you this morning.
Speaker 10 (09:13):
Oh don't worry, Jack, I won't forget tickets.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Please, tickets is everybody here? Here's the tickets conductor.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Let's see one food, three, four, five and a half
five fool tickets and one half fair. That's correct, right
through the gate. Everybody come along, Kenny, dear, Yes, uncle Jack,
how fake Kenny. But it wouldn't herts you to try
and look a.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Little younger, say Jack. As long as he's going through this,
why don't you give Kenny.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
A teething ring, a teething ring.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Yeah, he doesn't looked like a kid at all.
Speaker 10 (09:45):
Oh no, you ought to see the underwear he pinned
on me.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Never mind, Dad, get on the train, all of the rain.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Eating with sun crack nine for Kansas City, dot City,
Las Vegas, Abrakku abricuku and shut up.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Well, thank heaven. At least we're getting rid of you.
Oh no, you're not.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
I'm the engineer. Oh my, couldn't have what a right?
Where gonna have one?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Jesus right back home? Seems kind of long, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (12:04):
Sure, be glad when we get off.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Oh I what a trip.
Speaker 10 (12:06):
I don't know what you fellas are complaining about. Every
time the conductor comes by, I have to stick a
lollipop in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
That's too bad.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (12:13):
And another thing, I can blow my own nose.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Stop beating Kenny. I thought I told you to go
and play with that little boy, Junior. It looks better.
And besides, he's good company for you.
Speaker 10 (12:30):
Fine company. This morning he told me a story about
a traveling salesman.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
All right, and stay here and be quiet.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
Hey, this trade is.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Moving right along.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
By the way, Jack, I meant to ask you, whatever
happened to that play.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
You were going to do in New York? What play?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (12:47):
You know that Shakespearean thing that you told us about
before we left Hollywood?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
All that, well, I'll tell you, don I spoke to
the producer about it last week, and we decided to
do it in the spring. It looks like I'm going
to play Julius Caesar Julia Caesar.
Speaker 10 (12:59):
That's a hot one.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Uh, you're gonna laugh, fellas, But I'm going in for
a little more of that highbrow stuff. Hey, Jack, I'd
like to be in.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
That play too.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Can you get me a job carrying a spear? Yes, Bill,
but you'll have to walk in front of me. You
do be fine doing Shakespeare with that corny dialogue of yours.
Speaker 10 (13:17):
Quick, Jack, give me a lollipop. Here comes a conductor.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Oh yeah, here you are, Kenny Ollo, Conductor. Why are you,
mister Bevans. Are you having a nice sprit? Oh fine, fine, Yes, Hey,
this nephew of yours. Are you positive he's only twelve
years old? Why, yes, conductor. He's a pretty big boy
for his age. But they grow like weeds in California, weeds. Yet,
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I'll sit up Kenny like a good little boy. Well,
well tell me, young man. Are you really only twelve
years old?
Speaker 10 (13:46):
Dodd? Whatever that means?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
All right, don't overdo it you kid. Isn't he conductor?
Speaker 9 (13:51):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
But he can stand a shave. Hey, fellows, we're slowing
down a little agains.
Speaker 10 (13:58):
We're coming into a town.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yeah, there's a few hot Wow. Look at that beautiful
girl standing at that crossing up ahead?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Where?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Say she is good looking. I guess the.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Engineer is far too. Say where's Mary?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Just a few minutes ago talking to some caller back
in the observation car. I've told her time and again
not to talk to strangers. I'm going in there and
put a stop to that.
Speaker 8 (14:21):
Well, Phil, I'm kind of tired of think. I'll spread
out on this seat and take him own.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
See you later, don What are you gonna do, Kenny?
Speaker 10 (14:27):
Oh, I'm going back in a club car and have
a Scotch and soil.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Okay, I'll put a nipple on it so to look.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
All right, Let's go, kid.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Mary is annoying this time.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
Oh, I'll be glad to get home. Is this your
first hip to California? And mister I didn't get your name,
Thompson Thompson? Oh yes, is this your first ship to California?
Speaker 10 (14:47):
Mister Thompson, No, I've been there lots of time.
Speaker 11 (14:49):
Well, you'll just love it. I always say, there's no
place like California. You know, I was born and plainty
on New Jersey, But after all, New Jersey's New Jersey.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
California's California. No what, Oh, you're a car. You're just
a stinguish looking ma'am. Mister Thompson. What business are you in?
Speaker 4 (15:06):
I'm a Psychia.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Oh I'm glad I bumped into you.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
I've been having more trouble with my teeth, the young
lady of Psychia.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
I'm in the radio business. You know the Jello program. Sorry,
Mary Livingston and shoes. Oh we're a Ryan. I'm famous,
mister Thompson. Are you hungry?
Speaker 10 (15:26):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
Marry well, if you eat something, mister Thompson, you wouldn't
have a headache.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
I haven't got a headache.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Mary. Oh, hello Jack, Marra Manna and I want.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
To talk to you.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
Excuse me and manner gladly?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
All right, Mary, come on with me. Who's that fellow
you were talking to? Oh?
Speaker 7 (15:40):
Some fresh eye trying to date me up.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Well, let's your own Paul, and let's get back in
our own car. Mar you got more nerves. Here comes
that little brass junior. Let's ignore them. II a bracula, Mary,
there's nothing funny about that. Let me tell you something,
young man man. You're not careful. You'll grow up to
be worse than the dead end kid sissy. He'd stick
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his tongue out of me once more so I can
hit him on top of my head.
Speaker 7 (16:10):
I think he's a cute little boy.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Last night he put a poached egg in my.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
Birth Oh Jack, look it down over there. Sound asleep?
Doesn't he looks sweet?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah? He looks like a whale that was washed up
on the beach. Look at that smile out of his.
Speaker 12 (16:27):
Face, drummer, none genuine without the big red letters on
the fox.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Hey, that guy even dreams about Jello.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
You better wake him up. Jack. We'll be in pretty soon.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, where's Rochester? My bags aren't even packed? Oh Phil,
did you see Rochester anywhere? Yeah? Come here a minute, Jack,
You want to hear something funny. What Rochester is in
that drawing room talking to the porter boy? Is he
giving them a lot?
Speaker 4 (16:57):
He is a Let's listen. You know, Sylvester, I used
to be a part of myself, but I gave it up.
There ain't no fugues. You're right, Rochester?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Say how long you've been mister Benni's private secretary and
personal advisers.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
For about two years?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Now?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
You know, mister Philly don't make a move without consulting me.
He calls me his half in the eating.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
That's just a big thing.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Why Jack, that's good? Saint Rochester. What kind of a
man is your boss? Is he nice to work for? Oh? Fair, pleasant,
very pleasure? You want to see how he throws his
money with it? He does not far, but he throws it.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Wait till I get a hold of him. One thing,
mister Philly shall at funny radio program.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Welly all, I'll ride at the world of that call.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I want to.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Let an author come see you away of Sylvester when.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
He gets to writing my programs, Anthony, I wish I
could pack my bag. We're getting off the train pretty soon. Okay, Well,
say Kenny to getting the stage, we'll have to go
right to the studio. You got your song ready for
the programs.
Speaker 10 (18:06):
Yeah, I'm gonna better run through it again.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
That's right. I won't have time for rehearsals. Go ahead, Kenny,
put down those blocks and things my personal.
Speaker 9 (18:12):
Like in heaven, when I see smart smart money.
Speaker 13 (18:44):
Mine, I am.
Speaker 9 (18:49):
For everything.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Can see you the.
Speaker 13 (19:10):
Toory.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I know that.
Speaker 13 (19:12):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
It was d.
Speaker 13 (19:19):
Let nothing is more long as.
Speaker 9 (19:25):
Then I was called away and irod you.
Speaker 13 (19:34):
Say in heaven when I see you smile.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
My mony.
Speaker 9 (19:50):
Mine, I am, and.
Speaker 13 (19:54):
Foreverything's ar.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
I can be.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
You have light and a long.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Form blight, Mommy, when you can.
Speaker 13 (20:22):
By no matter for an iron?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
My well fellow is pulling into the station pretty soon.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Hey, don did you see the top of my pajamas
any place? Or I didn't sell me? Neither done? No
souvenir hunters, Rochester, Sure you.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Got everything in the bag?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I'm hot, time mar get home. I'm going to bed.
Won't get up to nice until and nine.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Well, you need a little rest the way you've been
dis dissipating on this trip. Look at those white circles
under your eyes. Let's see where did I put my
reading glasses?
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Your glasses off for them?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
And look, Rochester, you forgot to pack my blanket?
Speaker 7 (21:35):
Is that the one said Allen take he took from
the Sherry Netherlands Hotel?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Mary? I didn't take any blanket from the Sherry Netherlands.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
And what's that sn on there?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
That's where I bought it? Taxed ninth Avenue. So there,
wait a minute, Sacks hasn't got a store on ninth Avenue.
I'll bet you twenty five dollars. There's a fellow named
Tam Tack who runs a store on Ninth Avenue. I mean,
tell Blanket anyway, adn't got a nerve saying I ever
(22:03):
took anything out of a hotel.
Speaker 7 (22:05):
Well, what about that little incident? It's a rist last year?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Never mind that?
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Well wasn't Mary?
Speaker 11 (22:09):
Oh well, Jack walked out of the wrists and a
carrying the floor lamp and told the house detective he was.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
From the finance company.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
I just did that for a laugh.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
Well, those laughs look very good in your living room.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
We're making that up, Mary, and you know it. Hey,
we're coming in, fellas, We're coming in lous Los Angeles.
Keep the pack of your baggage. Don't forget what belongs
to you. I'm pleased, don't forget what belongs to what. Well,
here we are, what a crowd of the stations.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Let's come and old Jeff.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Don't tell me that came down to meet you rockets.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
I don't know what I'm getting over here before.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Oh that reminds me. Hey, porter, Yes, sir, everything was fine.
Here's a tip for you, Thank.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
You, mister Finnie Wow. A ten dollar bill, A ten
dollar bill, Jesus glasses ball.
Speaker 7 (23:14):
Too late?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Now?
Speaker 9 (23:14):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (23:16):
Oh well, well, I.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Guess, I guess he earned a Come on, fellas, it's
the long conductor. We had a swell drift holong, Misterday
would buy young man the fine conductor.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Be sure, Poult, you didn't we.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Kenny?
Speaker 4 (23:32):
What's the long fella?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
See you all with the broadcast? Come rosh that, sir.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Let's go, hey, mister Penny. Look who's here the greetings?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Why?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Andy? I the fat Weldon well dog going on?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Andy, I had a hunch the mayor of Van Nights
which comes out of the station the greeta.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Yeah, I even tried to get our local jug fan
down here.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Well, why didn't it?
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Well, by the time they got the jug dafty, they
weren't the mood.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Oh let's tell me, Andy, how's everything in town? California? Oh?
Just fine, buck I hear you had a couple of
days of pretty heavy rain. Is that true?
Speaker 4 (24:04):
I ain't no squealer.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Oh come on, Andy, come on, you can trust me.
It did rain here, didn't this?
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Wait a minute, are you sure they ain't no microphones around?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Of course not.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Fuck, you can't down in bucket.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
It did, and old man modes is round. I know, Andy,
I know, I read all about it. Juniors.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
There he is now, Hello Handy.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Hello Junior, Hi, you said, Hey, what is this? Hey fox?
This is my sister Flossi from Indianapolis. And this is
my Matthew Junior.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I met the little rattlesnake. Well, I gotta run along, Andy,
I'm anxious to get home. Goodbye, Junior, see.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
You around snow White.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
You won't see me, Rodaph have to put on a
false beard. Long, Andy.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Hey wait a minute, Buck, Hey, Flossie, you and Junior
wait for me and the buggy.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I want to talk to fuck a minute, all right,
come on, jor Andy. I can't tell you how good
are fields? And be back home they how's your folk?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Oh they're all excited getting ready for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
They are. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
They were trimming the Christmas tree last night, and Pa
fell off the ladder and hung a star on Ma's ears.
Speaker 13 (25:12):
Yeah, yeah, then Ma hung.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
One on him. Oh they're still out of theay facts.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
They've been fighting so much lately. We're trying to get
Trim McCarthy for a hired man.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Well, I don't blame it.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
We'll see you later.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Andy. I gotta run along now.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
So on, so on, oh Rochester, Yes, quit fighting.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Autographs and get me a taxi cab.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Okay, see you tonight.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Chose e all of on ain't eat me for samp
Lake City, Tenver, Chicago, Cleveland, New Jersey and marn.
Speaker 12 (25:52):
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(26:37):
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Speaker 8 (26:55):
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Speaker 12 (26:58):
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Speaker 8 (27:14):
Thank you for putting on the market desserts which are
so easy to make and so.
Speaker 12 (27:18):
Inexpensive and delicious that anyone can afford and enjoy them.
Speaker 8 (27:21):
Well, thank you, missus Gessler, for that mighty fine letter.
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Speaker 1 (28:02):
This is the last number of the twelfth program in
the New Jello series, and we'll be with you again
next Sunday night at the same time. So Merry Christmas,
everybody from my whole gang.
Speaker 7 (28:11):
What are you gonna give me for a Christmas present?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Jack Mary, I'm gonna give you two tickets for my
new Paramount Picture Artists and Models Abroad, which opens in
key cities all over the country next week to night.
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