August 18, 2025 • 29 mins
A legendary variety show blending witty monologues, comic sketches, and musical interludes, all anchored by the impeccable timing of its beloved host. It’s a masterclass in comedic timing.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
The Jello Programs starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston and
Phil Harrison his Orchestra. The Orchestrope is a program with
Hallelujah from Hit Today. Just a few more days now
before we see the old year out and before we
usher in the new, just a few more days to
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decide on your New Year resolutions. And if you haven't
yet discovered what a wonderfully useful, truly delicious dessert Jello is,
I hope you'll make a resolution to try it. For
nineteen thirty seven. You can serve Jello in one hundred
and one different ways. You'll find each one of them
exceptionally enjoyable. For Jello not only brings variety to your
main us, it also brings the grand, refreshing taste of
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fresh fruit because all six of Jello's famous flavors strawberry, raspberry,
and cherry, orange, lemon and lime come from real ripe fruit.
So for better tasting, more satisfying desserts throughout the new year,
serve Jello and serve it often. But remember there is
only one Jello, and only Jello brings you that extra
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rich fruit flavor. When you want jello, be sure you
get the real thing always insist on genuine jello. That
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was Hallelujah from Hit Today. And now, ladies and gentlemen,
Christmas being over, we are left with broken ornaments, tattered tinsel,
burned off bulbs, and Jack.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Benny can all again. There's a Jack Benny talkie, a
fugitive from a nash Can.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Well done.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
You can say anything you wanted today. I'm in a holiday,
moved and nothing can upset me, not even that Christmas
tie you're wearing.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Well, it is a little loud, isn't.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
It a little loud? Don You could spill any one
of those six delicious flavors on it and they'd never show.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
You.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Should have gotten smoked glasses with it.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh isn't that bad?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Jack?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Why don't you exchange it?
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
My wife gave it to me.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Oh, your wife gave it?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Would she squawk?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Would she? She's louder than the ties. Well, there you
are in a spot you just have to grin and
wear it.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Tell me, Jack, did you get a lot of nice
presents this year?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Well?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yes, in a way. Mary gave me a silk muffler.
My sister Plaorn sent me a woolen muffler, and then
I got some assorted mufflers from my aunt Molly.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Oh that's all yah.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
In fact, my neck had a very merry Christmas. Wish
I were a giraffe so I could wear all my presents.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
But I did.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Now, what did you get from your dad or my father?
And he gave me a check book and a fountain
pen touching, isn't it down?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yes, very, I'm sending him a muffler, But you know
down the only problem I had was picking out a
gift for Mary.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Was that all?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yes, I didn't know what to do. I was gonna
I don't know. It takes so long to have it
made up. So I bought her some handkerchief. Oh yeah,
you can get those made.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Up, pretty equation.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
But you know down, of all the presents I got,
the one I like best is that beautiful watch. Phil
Harris gave me lovely so that reminds me Jack.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Phil's late again tonight. I think he should have got
himself a watch.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Now, wait a minute, don you lay off Phil with
those innuendos. He's my pal, and don't be talking behind
his back.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
But you used to.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Now Furthermore, he comes in late that's his business. I
get it.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh Jane, Hi, Kenny, say, how do you like this
pretty nicktime a girl knit it for me? Well, it's
very nice when it's the first tie ever a scene
with sleeves on us. She is the craziest looking thing. Well,
she started out to knit a sweater but changed her mind.
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That's a pretty stick pin you've got in it too.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
That's the needle she forgot to take it out.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
What else did you get, Kenny?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Gee?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I got one swell present? What was a pajama coat
with two pair of pants?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
What? No?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Vest?
Speaker 7 (04:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
No, I'm pretty rugged.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Oh god, Now you're the you're.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
The type who can take it.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
Hello Jack, Hello, Mary, Hello John, Hello, Murray, Hello, dope, Hello?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
What have you got there?
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Married?
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Letter for my mother? He had a wonderful Christmas? Jash
she did.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
We'll read it through us. Your mother is always good.
Speaker 9 (04:53):
For a laugh.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Okay, playing Field, New Jersey, Saturday, December twenty sixth, My
dear daughter married. No laughs yet, Well it takes my
little time to get hot. Well, go ahead, just a
line to let you know that we are all well
and had a wonderful Christmas. I got a lot of
beautiful presents. Your father gave me a washing machine with
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a built in radio.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Isn't he thoughtful?
Speaker 8 (05:26):
Right now, I am walking through your father's underwear while
being Crosby is singing Soulcus in your eyes. Well, well,
Sunday night, I am going to wash father's socks and
listen to Jack.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
That's nice, but you might have mentioned me before the socks.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
Why there's been a lot of excitement at the house lately.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Your uncle Herman was here for Christmas dinner. He arrived
July third.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I guess he wanted to be sure and get a seat.
Speaker 10 (06:09):
Your brother Hillard is home for the holidays from barber college.
Oh and last night, while your uncle Herman was asleep,
he shaved off his mustache and up her lips.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Oh some trouble.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Your agle says that as soon as Killard comes down from.
Speaker 8 (06:28):
The Christmas tree, he is going to give him a
once over with a baseball bat.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I don't blame on him.
Speaker 8 (06:35):
I forgot to tell you in my last letter the
junior had to stop taking piano lessons. The teacher couldn't
tell when his fingers were on the black keys.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Your mother's off wey tunny tonight and.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
No more news at present, except your father just came
in and wants me to be sure to pay yeah
for the mufflery pantem.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Oh that's all right, Mary, tell I love.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
To everybody in a happy new year from your mother,
missus Livingston.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Well, that was a very nice letter from Mary.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
When you answer your mother, will you ask her if
she topped off their Christmas dinner with jello?
Speaker 11 (07:15):
Oh wait a minute, here's a PS funny.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You didn't see it before it.
Speaker 8 (07:19):
Was under a bloss Oh I didn't, Uh tall, Don Wilson,
not to worry, as we have jello every night.
Speaker 10 (07:25):
See Don, your father always asks.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
For the big red letters on the box, even though
he can't read.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Here that Don, my married mother saved you a little work.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Uh shucks. Now, I won't have fundle after the next number.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah, say Kenny. As long as my pal Phil isn't
here yet, you'll have to go into your song now,
Gee Jack, I'm not supposed to sing until later. Well
Phil isn't here, you'll have to sing now.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
But I'm not ready yet.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Oh you're not a Well you'll sing before I count ten, one, two, three,
four five?
Speaker 11 (07:54):
Here he comes ready, and I try to put a fast.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
So proper and fly upon this lovely night.
Speaker 12 (08:19):
We sit here making foolish puns.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Same on, Let's be ourselves tonight and take on.
Speaker 12 (08:28):
Shining pride and take advantage of the situation.
Speaker 13 (08:35):
Form on Night is Young and You're so beauty by
Along the Shaw beautiful name.
Speaker 14 (08:57):
Open your horn?
Speaker 12 (09:00):
Ah, but is said mob, breeze the sting of it,
and you can intool.
Speaker 9 (09:11):
The sting of it.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
Lady, when who.
Speaker 13 (09:20):
When the ladies kissed? All andyning is cool?
Speaker 7 (09:28):
Any dream is for messab.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
In the.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
All of.
Speaker 14 (09:44):
Depine your for glamorous and defies him more over, Amorris, Lady?
Speaker 7 (09:56):
What can I do? All I want to say?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
All night is Young and You are so beautiful? Sung
by Kenny Baker, accompanied by the Phil Harris Organization without
their sterling leader at the helm. Has Phil arrived here?
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Don nuts.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Say?
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (10:46):
Are you going to bail out Phil for Bingley ball
him out?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (10:49):
He used to before he brought you that watch.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
That watch has nothing to do with our renewed friendship.
I've always liked Phil, of course, there were times when
we didn't see things in the same light. But then
there are two sides to every watch. I mean question.
And furthermore, I don't want any more references to the
present Phil gave me? Is that clear?
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (11:12):
And what time is it?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Don't be so smart? What's the matter, Kenny? My new
next time tickles me into the arms. Oh, come in
gemogram at tact Benny, right here, Son, and stick to
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your own racket.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Who's the proud Jack?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Well, wait till I open it?
Speaker 9 (11:41):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
A cheese cloth envelope?
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Better get glasses. That was your shirt?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Oh hey, fellas, here's a lovely New Year's wire from
New York. It says, here's wishing you and your gang
a very happy New year. Sign Fred Allen, Phil Baker,
Stop Nagel and Bud Jessica Dragonette ruben Off and his violin,
Jack Pearl, the easy Aces, Benny Ruben and the Hall
Johnson choir. Isn't that sweet? They must have all chipped
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in to send the wire?
Speaker 6 (12:13):
Well, I wondered who swung the deal.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I'm surprised ed Wind didn't get his name in there.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
He didn't have to. You just mentioned it.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
That's right, then, that's right?
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Hey Jack, Jack?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Here comes Phil now Well, Hello Phil, Zy, Hi you Poul,
Hello Jack.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I'm terribly sorry, I'm late again, but I.
Speaker 9 (12:29):
Forgot I was on the jell O program.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Oh that's all right, Phil. I could happen to anybody, chee.
If it was me, I'd bet I'd get pulled off.
Hey wait a minute, Kenny. Phil admitted he was late,
didn't he. That's what I like about him. He shows character.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
Thanks Jack.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Phil tells the truth and I hold him in the
same high esteem as I do George Washington?
Speaker 6 (12:49):
Did he give you a watch too?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
And by the way, Phil, I want to thank you
again for that beautiful watch you gave me. You have
showed her to everybody.
Speaker 14 (12:58):
Do you see it?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Kenny?
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Yeah? Oh sure, did ye.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I've been showing you around like this all week. Oh boy,
you know Bill. The only thing that worries me is
I might lose it.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
He won't if he keeps up the payment.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Well he will. I'm not worried about that, say Palsy. Yes, Wolsey,
you know I feel quite embarrassed about the president I
gave you last Sunday. That's that curly iron, you know,
get a little oldie curling iron.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
What did you do?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
What did you do with it?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Phil?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (13:36):
Would swell?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I gave it to my cook to make pretzels. Well
that's a new twist. Oh well, anyway, I do want
to make up for it, So I got another gift
for you. Here it is Bill, a beautiful muffler. Oh thanks, check,
but you didn't have to do that, It's okay hmm.
And a card too, Merry Christmas from Aunt Molly.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Oh give me that.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Later, that guy got mixed up with them. Sorry, I
just sort of got some big stuff there. Well, anyway,
it's about time for a number. What are you gonna
play anything?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
You say, Jackie?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
No, No, Phil, it's your orchestra and your choice. Well,
would you like to hear a fine romance? Would eyes?
He filled it out of the ideal.
Speaker 6 (14:15):
At loves Grand Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Hope he hasked me over to his house for pessels. Later,
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The Wrong Turn Collection of Fine Romance played by Phil
Harris and his orchestra. Find a bunch of musicians and
you can shake a stick at you know. Phila's surprising
the melody, rhythm and tone you can draw from that
little baton? Do you take baton lessons long?
Speaker 5 (16:24):
Now?
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Jack I just picked it up.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Well, you never believe it. It's amazing. It's my turn
for compliments now, Jackie. Yeah, you know I saw the
preview of your new paramount picture, College Holiday. Oh did
you How did you like me as a college boys? Wow? Jack,
but you look so young? I did. Uh.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
The old gray hair ain't what it used to be.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Oh you you saw the picture too?
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Eh?
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Mary?
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:55):
How do you like my.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Performance in it?
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Do you really want to know?
Speaker 5 (16:59):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
And I'll ldies and get We are going to continue.
Go away, Mary, We are going to continue with our
We're going to continue with our original Western cereal. Buck
Benny rides again or boy meets Horse again. I would
play the part of Sheriff Buck Benny. This tough a
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nombre has ever held up a pair of socks.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
With a garter's name.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Western on you to night boat our roof and hooton,
hooton shooting you said it. We are still hot on
the trail of Cactus, Faith Elmer of the outlaw who's
told playing cars from Cowl. The scene opens in the
office of the Sheriff of Cactus County. The time is
eleven thirty pm New Year's Eve. But don't set your watching, folks.
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Is only in the play Curtains Youthy.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Got out of bone.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Here's the phone.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Chirff, here's the phone, Triff.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Thanks boys, only I could have figured that out myself.
An old Triffs offers, Oh, hello, did I what's the trouble?
I'm gonna throw your telephones? And what are you talking on? Now?
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
You never thought of that age? Well think of that goodbye.
Must be celebrating a little early.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Say fuck this being New Year's Eve, or you're gonna
let the prisoners off for the night.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Don't have to let them off last year and they
ain't back yet. I can't even clutch your own cruks anymore.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
Down here, give me will say?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Why wuty Baker?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
What's the matter?
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Said? Turn next? Time?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
The tickling again? For a minute I thought it was
cactus bak. Now listen, Baker, I sent you out on
this trailer we could go to get back those stolen cows.
You find any clues I found?
Speaker 7 (19:04):
Run?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I find of milk on my doorstep?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Well that's very good evidence. Mark that exhibit A.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I can I drink it already?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
A fine of beauty?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Say fuck you know? We're all inclined over to Daisy
Carson's house. Nice to see the.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Old year off after right, I better pap. He'll be
celebrating plenty. He's been down the ice Muller saloon all
week rehearses. I saw him last night on Main Street. Yeah,
where was he? Laying right by the fireplug, by the
fire plug. Ade you do anything about it? I give
him a ticket. Well, you've seen your duty and just
tagged it. Come my boys, let's get over the carson.
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Go want to miss the festivity? Come on, hey, Wilson
and tib my horse and that microphone.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I'm tired yourself.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Don't get snooty to peauty or all shooty out.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Let's go, hey boy, whoa, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
I have the horses, boy, and put a little kin
in their old After all, it's new year.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
See inside.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Hello, it's easy home a baggy pants. Well, gad, you're
never mind.
Speaker 15 (20:40):
Letting go, Hey, jan they have some Christmas for you.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Got there? Sury is all lit up, tat taty the
trees in the other room, Oh, frank abby, new year,
name the buff. Well it looks like the old year
will be passing off, pretty dude.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
Don't hurry out happy he'll beat it.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Well, I ain't mystery yet.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Well, well, Frank's Pierre like you had a nice Christmas?
You hang up your sucking go dead buff What was
in him in the morning?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I was, I forgot to take them all.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Well, I'll come.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
In the carl about where the crowd is?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh, k dasy, my boys will be in in just
a minute. Hello, go.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
No fi.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
I'm gonna thank it for that's monthly a sent. Glad's
all right, Laura Belle, Hey days yet you hired a
band for tonight?
Speaker 8 (21:46):
Yes, I got the taxi center decide and sent the
tasty perinator sixty's archetry.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
It's a nice tuxedo. They're aware.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
The marm with the shoes on as the leader.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Well, I reckon, you can be a high half once
a year.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Hello, Fun's glad to see you.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Well, Caravanni, divine you old horn told you.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Well, how are you being?
Speaker 4 (22:13):
And it fine?
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Butt?
Speaker 4 (22:15):
And by the way, I want to thank you for
that nice blanket you sent me blanket that was a muffler. Well,
my horse will.
Speaker 9 (22:22):
Never know the difference.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Reckon, You're right the fuck. I got a little present
for you too. I thought it.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Quick than what tangs?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
And what do you got there?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Well, it's one of them new fangled alarm part. It's
the latest invention. It is.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Have been instead of ringing you in the morning, the
nuts is you're.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Well, that's my considerate thanks and well you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
But what was that?
Speaker 6 (22:53):
Yeah, go talking shot?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Well well that's too bad.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
Head there, so happy.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Well, I reckon we'll all be seeing.
Speaker 9 (23:06):
Him next year.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
Say buck, do you want coming.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
To don't mind if adu for bell.
Speaker 8 (23:11):
That's probably one of these salmon's, just says the latest
thing in Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Yeah, what's in the salmon salmon?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Well I'll bet on that one.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Together here boy patch and plan Thanks day?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Hey, what's this?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Women around it?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Y'all gone?
Speaker 6 (23:25):
I tell Patty not to next it in the gold
sticks bowl?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Hey, Daisy know that you've got a band here?
Speaker 4 (23:30):
All about little music fellows and some tea.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Here my old taste juice shot of Daisy. Okay, how
about you Patty get up and seek.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
I can sing her from down there?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
All right, boys, shrank.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Up or too?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Come on, fella swing it when hold sing baby thing?
Speaker 5 (23:55):
You no.
Speaker 7 (23:57):
Sing baby.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
A lot of times?
Speaker 8 (24:04):
Little birdie dakay, Yes, don't you know?
Speaker 5 (24:10):
I thought?
Speaker 7 (24:11):
Hey, how do you please?
Speaker 9 (24:23):
When trouble trouble, juice sings baby thing you lack of
Bertie do things baby thing you when cold with a
con And they're all a lot of.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
The poor little birdie Sadi birthday. We feeree take a decy,
will you know adition of yellow a day.
Speaker 15 (24:44):
We keep me old, mister bloom my way.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Everybody like jello with those curtain flavors.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Got swing while you.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Eat, connect.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
With purple trouble.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Your babies pay you like the birdies do sing baby
before the winter comes and they're all out. I come,
poor little Birdie the eighties.
Speaker 10 (25:12):
But their.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Holy wait a minute, hold everything, what happened?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
What happened is low yeh oh yes, well friend, just
being nineteen thirty seven.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I want to wish you all health, wealth and prosper.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
And I want to say that I'm.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Running for cariff again this year. So am I take
to your own county and it is what I do
want to see. Come in Prosser poster.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Frank Cortin says for.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
You, Frank, chuck it down here.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Looks like a Christmas hoping.
Speaker 10 (26:30):
It's happy.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Well, well what a.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Beautiful cow hide traveling bag. I don't your initials gone
to Frank oh, that's the brand of.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
My cabin it is.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Yeah. Look there's a note on this, but who's it
promp Well, they're from captures fas Helmer greena Andy, Dear Frank,
here's a Christmas present made from the high of one
of your own cows that I sow a happy New
Year's you and let the buck finn in.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
I hope they're wal nuts. I love it. Where's the
pull park from Andy's red don't canyon read good? Canyon
eye black words light out here?
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Well, new years are no new Years.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I'm going to get him this time, boy, and I'm
gonna bring him back generalize fuck penny rights again.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
This will continue next Sunday night.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
We'll buck get tack the space, we'll tap and.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Get off the floor. Will and it be on our
program listening next Sunday night.
Speaker 15 (27:44):
Remember, same time, same place, and same plot, play boys.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Years.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
My common years may go, but the popularity of chocolate.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Pudding goes on forever.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Everybody likes it, and when it's yellow chocolate pudding, it's
even better like than before because yellow chocolate pudding tastes
the way your.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Grandmother's puddings used to taste.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
It's smoother, creamier, more chocolatey, and as simple as abc
to make. Just mix the contents of a package of
Jello chocolate pudding with some milk on the top of
your double boiler, and after about ten minutes the mixture
will be thick and luscious satin smooth. Then let it
cool and you're all ready to serve a grand chocolate
pudding mellow with the rich homemade flavor that everyone loves
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so well. Don't let another day pass without ordering some
Jello chocolate pudding. It sounds well, the same low price
as jello, and there's enough in one package for.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
Six delicious servings.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
And if your grocer hasn't any Jello chocolate pudding in stock,
be sure he orders it for you.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
That was the last number on the Hut Heat program
and the new Yellow Theories, Teddy Podner, and we'll be
with you again next Sunday night at the same time.
Whoa steady potner on Moore?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
You will hear buck Benny rides again.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Sorry, folks, has just fell off my horse. I didn't
think it was that funny. Good night, folks. The Dude's
King Baby says from the picture of the same name.
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A fine Romasters from the Swing Time. The Night is
Young and Uns Are Beautiful is from Tasomoniado.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
The Jello Program comes to you from Hollywood over the
Red Network of the National Broadcasting Company
The Jello Programs starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston and
Phil Harrison his Orchestra. The Orchestrope is a program with
Hallelujah from Hit Today. Just a few more days now
before we see the old year out and before we
usher in the new, just a few more days to
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decide on your New Year resolutions. And if you haven't
yet discovered what a wonderfully useful, truly delicious dessert Jello is,
I hope you'll make a resolution to try it. For
nineteen thirty seven. You can serve Jello in one hundred
and one different ways. You'll find each one of them
exceptionally enjoyable. For Jello not only brings variety to your
main us, it also brings the grand, refreshing taste of
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fresh fruit because all six of Jello's famous flavors strawberry, raspberry,
and cherry, orange, lemon and lime come from real ripe fruit.
So for better tasting, more satisfying desserts throughout the new year,
serve Jello and serve it often. But remember there is
only one Jello, and only Jello brings you that extra
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rich fruit flavor. When you want jello, be sure you
get the real thing always insist on genuine jello. That
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was Hallelujah from Hit Today. And now, ladies and gentlemen,
Christmas being over, we are left with broken ornaments, tattered tinsel,
burned off bulbs, and Jack.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Benny can all again. There's a Jack Benny talkie, a
fugitive from a nash Can.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Well done.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
You can say anything you wanted today. I'm in a holiday,
moved and nothing can upset me, not even that Christmas
tie you're wearing.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Well, it is a little loud, isn't.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
It a little loud? Don You could spill any one
of those six delicious flavors on it and they'd never show.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
You.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Should have gotten smoked glasses with it.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh isn't that bad?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Jack?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Why don't you exchange it?
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
My wife gave it to me.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Oh, your wife gave it?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Would she squawk?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Would she? She's louder than the ties. Well, there you
are in a spot you just have to grin and
wear it.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Tell me, Jack, did you get a lot of nice
presents this year?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Well?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yes, in a way. Mary gave me a silk muffler.
My sister Plaorn sent me a woolen muffler, and then
I got some assorted mufflers from my aunt Molly.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Oh that's all yah.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
In fact, my neck had a very merry Christmas. Wish
I were a giraffe so I could wear all my presents.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
But I did.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Now, what did you get from your dad or my father?
And he gave me a check book and a fountain
pen touching, isn't it down?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yes, very, I'm sending him a muffler, But you know
down the only problem I had was picking out a
gift for Mary.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Was that all?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yes, I didn't know what to do. I was gonna
I don't know. It takes so long to have it
made up. So I bought her some handkerchief. Oh yeah,
you can get those made.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Up, pretty equation.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
But you know down, of all the presents I got,
the one I like best is that beautiful watch. Phil
Harris gave me lovely so that reminds me Jack.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Phil's late again tonight. I think he should have got
himself a watch.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Now, wait a minute, don you lay off Phil with
those innuendos. He's my pal, and don't be talking behind
his back.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
But you used to.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Now Furthermore, he comes in late that's his business. I
get it.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh Jane, Hi, Kenny, say, how do you like this
pretty nicktime a girl knit it for me? Well, it's
very nice when it's the first tie ever a scene
with sleeves on us. She is the craziest looking thing. Well,
she started out to knit a sweater but changed her mind.
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That's a pretty stick pin you've got in it too.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
That's the needle she forgot to take it out.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
What else did you get, Kenny?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Gee?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I got one swell present? What was a pajama coat
with two pair of pants?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
What? No?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Vest?
Speaker 7 (04:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
No, I'm pretty rugged.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Oh god, Now you're the you're.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
The type who can take it.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
Hello Jack, Hello, Mary, Hello John, Hello, Murray, Hello, dope, Hello?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
What have you got there?
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Married?
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Letter for my mother? He had a wonderful Christmas? Jash
she did.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
We'll read it through us. Your mother is always good.
Speaker 9 (04:53):
For a laugh.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Okay, playing Field, New Jersey, Saturday, December twenty sixth, My
dear daughter married. No laughs yet, Well it takes my
little time to get hot. Well, go ahead, just a
line to let you know that we are all well
and had a wonderful Christmas. I got a lot of
beautiful presents. Your father gave me a washing machine with
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a built in radio.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Isn't he thoughtful?
Speaker 8 (05:26):
Right now, I am walking through your father's underwear while
being Crosby is singing Soulcus in your eyes. Well, well,
Sunday night, I am going to wash father's socks and
listen to Jack.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
That's nice, but you might have mentioned me before the socks.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
Why there's been a lot of excitement at the house lately.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Your uncle Herman was here for Christmas dinner. He arrived
July third.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I guess he wanted to be sure and get a seat.
Speaker 10 (06:09):
Your brother Hillard is home for the holidays from barber college.
Oh and last night, while your uncle Herman was asleep,
he shaved off his mustache and up her lips.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Oh some trouble.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Your agle says that as soon as Killard comes down from.
Speaker 8 (06:28):
The Christmas tree, he is going to give him a
once over with a baseball bat.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I don't blame on him.
Speaker 8 (06:35):
I forgot to tell you in my last letter the
junior had to stop taking piano lessons. The teacher couldn't
tell when his fingers were on the black keys.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Your mother's off wey tunny tonight and.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
No more news at present, except your father just came
in and wants me to be sure to pay yeah
for the mufflery pantem.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Oh that's all right, Mary, tell I love.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
To everybody in a happy new year from your mother,
missus Livingston.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Well, that was a very nice letter from Mary.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
When you answer your mother, will you ask her if
she topped off their Christmas dinner with jello?
Speaker 11 (07:15):
Oh wait a minute, here's a PS funny.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You didn't see it before it.
Speaker 8 (07:19):
Was under a bloss Oh I didn't, Uh tall, Don Wilson,
not to worry, as we have jello every night.
Speaker 10 (07:25):
See Don, your father always asks.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
For the big red letters on the box, even though
he can't read.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Here that Don, my married mother saved you a little work.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Uh shucks. Now, I won't have fundle after the next number.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah, say Kenny. As long as my pal Phil isn't
here yet, you'll have to go into your song now,
Gee Jack, I'm not supposed to sing until later. Well
Phil isn't here, you'll have to sing now.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
But I'm not ready yet.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Oh you're not a Well you'll sing before I count ten, one, two, three,
four five?
Speaker 11 (07:54):
Here he comes ready, and I try to put a fast.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
So proper and fly upon this lovely night.
Speaker 12 (08:19):
We sit here making foolish puns.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Same on, Let's be ourselves tonight and take on.
Speaker 12 (08:28):
Shining pride and take advantage of the situation.
Speaker 13 (08:35):
Form on Night is Young and You're so beauty by
Along the Shaw beautiful name.
Speaker 14 (08:57):
Open your horn?
Speaker 12 (09:00):
Ah, but is said mob, breeze the sting of it,
and you can intool.
Speaker 9 (09:11):
The sting of it.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
Lady, when who.
Speaker 13 (09:20):
When the ladies kissed? All andyning is cool?
Speaker 7 (09:28):
Any dream is for messab.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
In the.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
All of.
Speaker 14 (09:44):
Depine your for glamorous and defies him more over, Amorris, Lady?
Speaker 7 (09:56):
What can I do? All I want to say?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
All night is Young and You are so beautiful? Sung
by Kenny Baker, accompanied by the Phil Harris Organization without
their sterling leader at the helm. Has Phil arrived here?
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Don nuts.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Say?
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (10:46):
Are you going to bail out Phil for Bingley ball
him out?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (10:49):
He used to before he brought you that watch.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
That watch has nothing to do with our renewed friendship.
I've always liked Phil, of course, there were times when
we didn't see things in the same light. But then
there are two sides to every watch. I mean question.
And furthermore, I don't want any more references to the
present Phil gave me? Is that clear?
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (11:12):
And what time is it?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Don't be so smart? What's the matter, Kenny? My new
next time tickles me into the arms. Oh, come in
gemogram at tact Benny, right here, Son, and stick to
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your own racket.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Who's the proud Jack?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Well, wait till I open it?
Speaker 9 (11:41):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
A cheese cloth envelope?
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Better get glasses. That was your shirt?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Oh hey, fellas, here's a lovely New Year's wire from
New York. It says, here's wishing you and your gang
a very happy New year. Sign Fred Allen, Phil Baker,
Stop Nagel and Bud Jessica Dragonette ruben Off and his violin,
Jack Pearl, the easy Aces, Benny Ruben and the Hall
Johnson choir. Isn't that sweet? They must have all chipped
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in to send the wire?
Speaker 6 (12:13):
Well, I wondered who swung the deal.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I'm surprised ed Wind didn't get his name in there.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
He didn't have to. You just mentioned it.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
That's right, then, that's right?
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Hey Jack, Jack?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Here comes Phil now Well, Hello Phil, Zy, Hi you Poul,
Hello Jack.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I'm terribly sorry, I'm late again, but I.
Speaker 9 (12:29):
Forgot I was on the jell O program.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Oh that's all right, Phil. I could happen to anybody, chee.
If it was me, I'd bet I'd get pulled off.
Hey wait a minute, Kenny. Phil admitted he was late,
didn't he. That's what I like about him. He shows character.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
Thanks Jack.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Phil tells the truth and I hold him in the
same high esteem as I do George Washington?
Speaker 6 (12:49):
Did he give you a watch too?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
And by the way, Phil, I want to thank you
again for that beautiful watch you gave me. You have
showed her to everybody.
Speaker 14 (12:58):
Do you see it?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Kenny?
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Yeah? Oh sure, did ye.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I've been showing you around like this all week. Oh boy,
you know Bill. The only thing that worries me is
I might lose it.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
He won't if he keeps up the payment.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Well he will. I'm not worried about that, say Palsy. Yes, Wolsey,
you know I feel quite embarrassed about the president I
gave you last Sunday. That's that curly iron, you know,
get a little oldie curling iron.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
What did you do?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
What did you do with it?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Phil?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (13:36):
Would swell?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I gave it to my cook to make pretzels. Well
that's a new twist. Oh well, anyway, I do want
to make up for it, So I got another gift
for you. Here it is Bill, a beautiful muffler. Oh thanks, check,
but you didn't have to do that, It's okay hmm.
And a card too, Merry Christmas from Aunt Molly.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Oh give me that.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Later, that guy got mixed up with them. Sorry, I
just sort of got some big stuff there. Well, anyway,
it's about time for a number. What are you gonna
play anything?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
You say, Jackie?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
No, No, Phil, it's your orchestra and your choice. Well,
would you like to hear a fine romance? Would eyes?
He filled it out of the ideal.
Speaker 6 (14:15):
At loves Grand Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Hope he hasked me over to his house for pessels. Later,
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The Wrong Turn Collection of Fine Romance played by Phil
Harris and his orchestra. Find a bunch of musicians and
you can shake a stick at you know. Phila's surprising
the melody, rhythm and tone you can draw from that
little baton? Do you take baton lessons long?
Speaker 5 (16:24):
Now?
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Jack I just picked it up.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Well, you never believe it. It's amazing. It's my turn
for compliments now, Jackie. Yeah, you know I saw the
preview of your new paramount picture, College Holiday. Oh did
you How did you like me as a college boys? Wow? Jack,
but you look so young? I did. Uh.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
The old gray hair ain't what it used to be.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Oh you you saw the picture too?
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Eh?
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Mary?
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:55):
How do you like my.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Performance in it?
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Do you really want to know?
Speaker 5 (16:59):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
And I'll ldies and get We are going to continue.
Go away, Mary, We are going to continue with our
We're going to continue with our original Western cereal. Buck
Benny rides again or boy meets Horse again. I would
play the part of Sheriff Buck Benny. This tough a
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nombre has ever held up a pair of socks.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
With a garter's name.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Western on you to night boat our roof and hooton,
hooton shooting you said it. We are still hot on
the trail of Cactus, Faith Elmer of the outlaw who's
told playing cars from Cowl. The scene opens in the
office of the Sheriff of Cactus County. The time is
eleven thirty pm New Year's Eve. But don't set your watching, folks.
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Is only in the play Curtains Youthy.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Got out of bone.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Here's the phone.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Chirff, here's the phone, Triff.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Thanks boys, only I could have figured that out myself.
An old Triffs offers, Oh, hello, did I what's the trouble?
I'm gonna throw your telephones? And what are you talking on? Now?
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
You never thought of that age? Well think of that goodbye.
Must be celebrating a little early.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Say fuck this being New Year's Eve, or you're gonna
let the prisoners off for the night.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Don't have to let them off last year and they
ain't back yet. I can't even clutch your own cruks anymore.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
Down here, give me will say?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Why wuty Baker?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
What's the matter?
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Said? Turn next? Time?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
The tickling again? For a minute I thought it was
cactus bak. Now listen, Baker, I sent you out on
this trailer we could go to get back those stolen cows.
You find any clues I found?
Speaker 7 (19:04):
Run?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I find of milk on my doorstep?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Well that's very good evidence. Mark that exhibit A.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I can I drink it already?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
A fine of beauty?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Say fuck you know? We're all inclined over to Daisy
Carson's house. Nice to see the.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Old year off after right, I better pap. He'll be
celebrating plenty. He's been down the ice Muller saloon all
week rehearses. I saw him last night on Main Street. Yeah,
where was he? Laying right by the fireplug, by the
fire plug. Ade you do anything about it? I give
him a ticket. Well, you've seen your duty and just
tagged it. Come my boys, let's get over the carson.
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Go want to miss the festivity? Come on, hey, Wilson
and tib my horse and that microphone.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I'm tired yourself.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Don't get snooty to peauty or all shooty out.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Let's go, hey boy, whoa, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
I have the horses, boy, and put a little kin
in their old After all, it's new year.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
See inside.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Hello, it's easy home a baggy pants. Well, gad, you're
never mind.
Speaker 15 (20:40):
Letting go, Hey, jan they have some Christmas for you.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Got there? Sury is all lit up, tat taty the
trees in the other room, Oh, frank abby, new year,
name the buff. Well it looks like the old year
will be passing off, pretty dude.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
Don't hurry out happy he'll beat it.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Well, I ain't mystery yet.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Well, well, Frank's Pierre like you had a nice Christmas?
You hang up your sucking go dead buff What was
in him in the morning?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I was, I forgot to take them all.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Well, I'll come.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
In the carl about where the crowd is?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh, k dasy, my boys will be in in just
a minute. Hello, go.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
No fi.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
I'm gonna thank it for that's monthly a sent. Glad's
all right, Laura Belle, Hey days yet you hired a
band for tonight?
Speaker 8 (21:46):
Yes, I got the taxi center decide and sent the
tasty perinator sixty's archetry.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
It's a nice tuxedo. They're aware.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
The marm with the shoes on as the leader.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Well, I reckon, you can be a high half once
a year.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Hello, Fun's glad to see you.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Well, Caravanni, divine you old horn told you.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Well, how are you being?
Speaker 4 (22:13):
And it fine?
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Butt?
Speaker 4 (22:15):
And by the way, I want to thank you for
that nice blanket you sent me blanket that was a muffler. Well,
my horse will.
Speaker 9 (22:22):
Never know the difference.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Reckon, You're right the fuck. I got a little present
for you too. I thought it.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Quick than what tangs?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
And what do you got there?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Well, it's one of them new fangled alarm part. It's
the latest invention. It is.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Have been instead of ringing you in the morning, the
nuts is you're.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Well, that's my considerate thanks and well you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
But what was that?
Speaker 6 (22:53):
Yeah, go talking shot?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Well well that's too bad.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
Head there, so happy.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Well, I reckon we'll all be seeing.
Speaker 9 (23:06):
Him next year.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
Say buck, do you want coming.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
To don't mind if adu for bell.
Speaker 8 (23:11):
That's probably one of these salmon's, just says the latest
thing in Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Yeah, what's in the salmon salmon?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Well I'll bet on that one.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Together here boy patch and plan Thanks day?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Hey, what's this?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Women around it?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Y'all gone?
Speaker 6 (23:25):
I tell Patty not to next it in the gold
sticks bowl?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Hey, Daisy know that you've got a band here?
Speaker 4 (23:30):
All about little music fellows and some tea.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Here my old taste juice shot of Daisy. Okay, how
about you Patty get up and seek.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
I can sing her from down there?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
All right, boys, shrank.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Up or too?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Come on, fella swing it when hold sing baby thing?
Speaker 5 (23:55):
You no.
Speaker 7 (23:57):
Sing baby.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
A lot of times?
Speaker 8 (24:04):
Little birdie dakay, Yes, don't you know?
Speaker 5 (24:10):
I thought?
Speaker 7 (24:11):
Hey, how do you please?
Speaker 9 (24:23):
When trouble trouble, juice sings baby thing you lack of
Bertie do things baby thing you when cold with a
con And they're all a lot of.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
The poor little birdie Sadi birthday. We feeree take a decy,
will you know adition of yellow a day.
Speaker 15 (24:44):
We keep me old, mister bloom my way.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Everybody like jello with those curtain flavors.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Got swing while you.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Eat, connect.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
With purple trouble.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Your babies pay you like the birdies do sing baby
before the winter comes and they're all out. I come,
poor little Birdie the eighties.
Speaker 10 (25:12):
But their.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Holy wait a minute, hold everything, what happened?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
What happened is low yeh oh yes, well friend, just
being nineteen thirty seven.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I want to wish you all health, wealth and prosper.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
And I want to say that I'm.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Running for cariff again this year. So am I take
to your own county and it is what I do
want to see. Come in Prosser poster.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Frank Cortin says for.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
You, Frank, chuck it down here.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Looks like a Christmas hoping.
Speaker 10 (26:30):
It's happy.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Well, well what a.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Beautiful cow hide traveling bag. I don't your initials gone
to Frank oh, that's the brand of.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
My cabin it is.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Yeah. Look there's a note on this, but who's it
promp Well, they're from captures fas Helmer greena Andy, Dear Frank,
here's a Christmas present made from the high of one
of your own cows that I sow a happy New
Year's you and let the buck finn in.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
I hope they're wal nuts. I love it. Where's the
pull park from Andy's red don't canyon read good? Canyon
eye black words light out here?
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Well, new years are no new Years.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I'm going to get him this time, boy, and I'm
gonna bring him back generalize fuck penny rights again.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
This will continue next Sunday night.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
We'll buck get tack the space, we'll tap and.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Get off the floor. Will and it be on our
program listening next Sunday night.
Speaker 15 (27:44):
Remember, same time, same place, and same plot, play boys.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Years.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
My common years may go, but the popularity of chocolate.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Pudding goes on forever.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Everybody likes it, and when it's yellow chocolate pudding, it's
even better like than before because yellow chocolate pudding tastes
the way your.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Grandmother's puddings used to taste.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
It's smoother, creamier, more chocolatey, and as simple as abc
to make. Just mix the contents of a package of
Jello chocolate pudding with some milk on the top of
your double boiler, and after about ten minutes the mixture
will be thick and luscious satin smooth. Then let it
cool and you're all ready to serve a grand chocolate
pudding mellow with the rich homemade flavor that everyone loves
(28:29):
so well. Don't let another day pass without ordering some
Jello chocolate pudding. It sounds well, the same low price
as jello, and there's enough in one package for.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
Six delicious servings.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
And if your grocer hasn't any Jello chocolate pudding in stock,
be sure he orders it for you.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
That was the last number on the Hut Heat program
and the new Yellow Theories, Teddy Podner, and we'll be
with you again next Sunday night at the same time.
Whoa steady potner on Moore?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
You will hear buck Benny rides again.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Sorry, folks, has just fell off my horse. I didn't
think it was that funny. Good night, folks. The Dude's
King Baby says from the picture of the same name.
(29:25):
A fine Romasters from the Swing Time. The Night is
Young and Uns Are Beautiful is from Tasomoniado.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
The Jello Program comes to you from Hollywood over the
Red Network of the National Broadcasting Company
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