August 9, 2025 • 28 mins
A legendary variety show blending witty monologues, comic sketches, and musical interludes, all anchored by the impeccable timing of its beloved host. It’s a masterclass in comedic timing.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
All the Jello Program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livington,
Bill Harris, Kenny Baker and Yours Truly Don Wilson the
orchestrape in the program with sing My Heart. You know,
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everybody likes to receive a compliments makes you feel mighty happy,
and we've just received one which pleased us very much. Indeed,
it's from missus George A. Bradley, Garden City, Iowa, and
Missus Bradley writes, after a long time, I am finally
using the real and genuine Jello, and let me tell you,
I was amazed at the difference. At first, I thought
that fruity goodness was the.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Fruit I myself had added.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
But when I served jellal without any additional fruits, it
still had that grand fruit flavor. Why I could hardly
believe any gelatin dessert to be so good.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
From now on, I shall always get the real jello.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Well, thank you very much, Missus Bradley. That's a swell
letter and bolts. It's true that jello does bring you delicious,
extra rich fruit flavor. It's a rich, satisfying, true fruit
goodness that makes every jello deserted success. Strawberry raspberry cherry, orange, lemon,
and lime. All six have that extra fruit flavor that
simply can't be found. They'll be sure to insist on
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genuine jello when you buy. Look while the big red
letters on the box, they fell Jello. I have the
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sring my hosts played by the orchestra. Now, ladies and gentlemen, husy.
Being Valentine's Day and also Jack Bunny's birthday, let us
welcome our little cupid with that old familiar greeting.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Happy birthday?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Happy birthday to me. You know again this is Jack
Bunny talking, and folks, believe me, I am deeply touched.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Don.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Wasn't that lovely the way our audience joined in on
that greeting. Gosh, it was so spontaneous and sincere yes.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Jacket certainly was. I thought they were better when they
rehearsed it.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Phil, I'm talking to Don. Well, Don, another year, another birthday.
Here it is February again. You know, it's amazing how
many prom people were born in the month of February.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And it made it pretty up for me too. Why
what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Well, with Washington and Longfellow and Lincoln, it's so hard
for me to be outstanding.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Really, it's been a terrific struggle all I can imagine.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Of course, Don, I don't want you to think for
a minute that I'm comparing myself to Lincoln or Washington.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Why not Washington wore a wig too.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Well, I'm talking to dog, you know, doubt I will
say that my father really thought I was going to
grow up to be president. Well, all fathers have great
plans for the children. Why my dad thought I was going.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
To be a jockey a jockey.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Well, he must have looked at you through the wrong
end of a pair of binoculars.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
A jockey is now Wait.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
A minute, Jack, don't jumper's conclusions. At the age of seventeen,
I was nothing but.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Skin and bones.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Well those bones are certainly buried now. But you know,
Don's getting back to my birth baby. The year's come
along so fast I can hardly keep track of them. Oh,
they certainly going to do.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Oh, by the way, Jack, how old would you be? Excuesy,
what was that done?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
You heard him?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Well, I'm talking to Don. Well I'm lonesome. Well, why
don't you join a lodge?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
You're company? What are you saying? Don?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I said, how old will you be? Next chuesy, Well,
come on, Don, what would you say, go ahead?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Give again?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Well, I don't know, Jack, I'd say somewhere between thirty
four and thirty seven you would. Well, you didn't quite
hit it, Don, but it was almost a bullseye. There's
bull in there somewhere. Oh, brother, lesson fail. You're hardly
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in a position to make any cracks about my age.
Those bags under your eyes are so big your nose
looks like a red cat. It does they yes, and
gets it on light set. Fifth birthday, I'll be able
to go out on an all night party, eat a
Welsh rare bit with pickles, and on the way home
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get run over by a milk wagon and still look
better than you do right now. So don't make any
cracks about my eve, Jack ryde Phil. He can't be
very old and have such nice rosy cheeks all the time.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It could be ruge, you know, Rose Phil.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I haven't had rouge on my cheeks since I played
an Indian chief for cecyl v de mil Oho.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Mary, Happy birthday, Ogged and thay say Jack, I didn't
know whether i'd seen you Tuesday or not, So here
I've brought your birthday case.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Oh, that's well, Mary. Let really you shouldn't have bought
me anything for me?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Well, for one thing, it makes Phil and Don look
so awfully cheap. You know, Oh Jack, I was going
to get your something, but after all you have everything.
Oh I can excuse you, Don, but still saw me
in the locker room at the Country Pub yesterday and
he knows, gone, well, I need underwear, but.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
That your underwear.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I cleaned my golf clubs with us.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh your diday.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Hey are you my present or not?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I'm sorry, Mary, you bet I'm going to it right now.
Imagine cleaning its club for me. Well, I'll be Darne.
Looks fella's at stilt neck tie? See, thanks Mary? Do
you like it? I'll say, what a lovely color. But
what's that little thing crawling around the bottom.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
A stilk worm? The tie isn't finished it.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Oh well, he's going like sixty so it won't be
long now, Thanks again, Mary.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
And that is no.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I also wrote a special birthday poem for you, A
poem too well, hit me on the head and clip
my tongue.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
A birthday poem?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yeah, say yet, how old are you? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Well? How old do you think I am Oh.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
I don't know, it's hard to tell.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Go ahead and guess.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Okay, thirty now thirty one, now thirty two, No, forty eight.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Shut off, see a long time, Mary, before I'm forty eight.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Let's hear your poem or what's the.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Title of it, Mary Livingston's Oh Jack Danny by Mary Livingston.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Oh you paid him me too many? Well? Go ahead, Mary, okay.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Oh Jack Denny, Oh Jack Denny, you've had brids face?
But how many?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Twenty one?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Or more?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Or twice that month and more and more? Years ago,
in old walk Higgins, in the state of Illinois, a
child was born into the Bennys. And it wasn't Myrna Loy.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Well, of course not Myrna Lloy was a boy.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
They called him Jackie's And even then he looked quite
wacky wacky, and the good old star who brought him
there shot himself.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
With a revolt. There. Well, Mary, that wasn't his attitude
at all. Fine.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
I see you Jack at the age of two, with
golden curls and eyes of blue, that's right. And then
I see you three years old with silver threads among
the gold.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
How can I have gray hair at the age of three,
you didn't live.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Right and you know us all right?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Now grown me up and finished this? Okay.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
At twelve you said you've run away unless you sit
or you could play. And when you got one, what
do you think?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Were you good? Or did you think.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Kings?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Baby talk?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Oh oh, Larry, this next verse better be the last.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
It is girl, Old Jack Benny, Old Jack Benny. You've
had birth face by how many? So happy returns and
all good witches from us and yellow so delicious the end, Larry,
that hoole was so.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Good I'm afraid to follow.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
It was anything verbal, so Phil, how about an artist
the numbers?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Wait a minute, Deck, I can't find my baton. You're
a baton? Can't you lead with autu? Not sad? I
got something in my tooth. We'll go ahead and I'll
look around for us. Hold an, that's a penny.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yes, I'd like to take this opportunity of wishing you
were a happy birthday and the life Rosweeta is a
years were all by?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Well, thank you very much. Now tell me who are you?
That's a bunion in the mark of time? Goodbye? You know, folks,
I'll bet he has more fun than anybody play bill.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
A Brandow number called I better get some shut eyes
by Phil Harris, who certainly looks at you know, folk,
Phil never gets a bit.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
He's what I call one sleepy people.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
And now ladies and gentlemen, wait a minute, deck, I
resent that bit perodically, bit realically, well, some stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I feel. You're not only using the word wrong, but
you don't even know what it means.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I just too. I got it from my guitar player,
didn't I franky, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I learned a lot of things, That's what I thought,
Phil Philer.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Isn't one man in your archer that can handle a
word of over two syllable?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Is that so? Well? For your information, all the boys
in my band went through college, well, they didn't get
any on them. Bit realically well, I don't even know
what it means. Well, Jack gets an unusual word, but
I think I can explain it to you. You can why?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yes, for instance, you could never use the word this way.
A man walked into a grocery store and vitriolically asked
the grocery for a package of.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Joe and any one of the sixty delicious.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Flavors Strawberry, lasberry, cherry, Ron's lemonon lines.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Oh you couldn't well how could you use the word vitriolically? Laugh?
I wouldn't know, I see, and very clever. Done. Well,
so much for our english lesson.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
And now going from the sublime to Kenny Baker.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Say, hey, Kenny, you're a little later.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I couldn't help it, Jack, I fought in the store
to buy your birthday presents.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Here you are a nice box of candy.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Oh well, play well, gee, I'm gonna sample one of
these right now.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
It was sweet of you to remember me, Kenny, but
you didn't have to buy me anything. That's what you
said last year and you quitted my wrist.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Oh, Kenny, I was only clowny, you know. Say gods,
look at this. Say these are the biggest pieces of
candy I've ever seen. What are they anyway? Chocolate covered bananas,
chalcolate covered bananas. Well that's something new here, have one done?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Oh thanks, Jack, but I'm cutting down on sweet Oh
how about you, Phil? No thanks, I'm not a bit hungry.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Mary, No thanks, I'm not a bit crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Oh, Kenny, looks like you and I will have to
eat the whole bob. I'm jan so why it's.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
A suicide past if I ever heard of.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
That's right, Let's forget the whole thing. Well, Kenny, how
about a song? Okay, I've got one for you?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Okay, Jack, Yeah, did you hear Fred Allen? I tanna
you Wednesday night?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
No, and I'm not interested. Now go ahead with your song.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Boy, he's your tore into you. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
He said your feet were so flat, your cocks bagged
at the arches. Well, Phil, I'm not even gonna answer him.
After all, the man is in bad shape, you know.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
He's so weak and a knee meek.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
And on top of that, his blood circulation is so
poor it's really pathetic. Alan has poor blood circulation. Huh,
poor Don. Ten years ago, our rattlesnake did him on
the ankle, and the poison has yet to reach his knees.
I'm the square fellas. He hasn't got any more pulps.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Than a snowman.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
The whole thing is really pitiful.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Go ahead, we just gog Kenny, okay.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Okay, Yes, whatever it became of that rattlesnake, that it.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Was knighted Mary. And now Kenny, you may sing hold
of a minute.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Hello, home is the Bennys Rochester.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yes, yes, what do you want?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I've got something to ask you. But what if I
want with your happy birthday?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Thanks, Rochester.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
But my birthday isn't until Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Oh no, but that's not payday. We always argue.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
All right, Now, what was it you wanted to ask me?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Clay Both, do we know any Eskimos Ximos?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Of course we don't know any Esimos.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Okay, hold on, hold on, hey, Rochester, Wait a minute,
but they asked me if we know any Eskimos?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Well Both a big box fift team for you said.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Happy birthday on it. Yes, when I opened it, there
was a polar bear in time. A polar bear. Oh,
it can't be a real bear. It must be a rock.
That's what I thought to it slapped me down. Do
you mean you let that bear loose in my house?
Where is he now?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
He's in the bathroom, Tigma Coles Dowers in my bathroom, Rochester,
you go right in there and get him out, or
if I wouldn't go in there, well, arm tie delivering
them directly behind Frank Brook. Oh this sounds fantastic to me, Rochester.
(15:51):
I'll bet this whole thing is nothing but a figment
of your imagination.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
What's that the pigment warf of towels? Oh my goodness,
what am I gonna do with this?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Bad? Ways?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Put him back in the crate and have the cook
look up some recipes. Bet Fred Aller had something to
do with this. But Rochester, keep your eye on him.
I'll be holding about half an hour.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Okay, boys, that's not a wrong long dollars. Something breathing
on my nigga?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
What when did I look around?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Yep, that's the wrong boy.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Can you imagine that's plenty is a matter?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
There's a pumper bear loose in my house.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
I told you you're gonna put in a furnace.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, that would be a big alp thing, Kenny, say Mary,
I wonder how much it would cost us at an
alligator to New York.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I don't know. For everything, every word, every tie, everything
is bad. For everything, for bringing me moments like this.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
For taking a side great and making them balloon, for taking.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
My car.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
To you, for.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
For everything, every feeling as tendons of class.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
To you among all thever to the.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Who gave me my readream and lay a dream come time,
for a for everything, my tho, there's nothing in the world,
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I would lose you worthy of you or any time
that I am in a good from Smiley on my
sunny name. I mean, that's all that I can say
(18:41):
to show you my freecier for everything, every creating offendical
man by you gave me my releasing dream, A mad
(19:13):
a dream I give my friend.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I would thanks for everything. Sung by Kenny Baker and
Kenny for finesse and feeling and delicacy of Told You
are definitely pre eminent among young American tenors.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Gee Ai something Yes, and I wish I could tell you?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
And now Ladies and gentlemen, and of Valentine's Day. Next
Tuesday Tonight to Benny Art and Dingo Players where present
a romantic little drama about an old maid entitled Love
finds Annie Hardy or It's About Time.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Now?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Am I gonna be Annie?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
No? Mary?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I hired a genuine old maid for the part. Where
are you Miss Mildow?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
I mean, Miss Muldow, Where are you right here? Where's
the man? I'm troll yourself? Miss Maldow.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Now in this drama, I will be Annie's fall, Mary
will be her maw, and Don Phil and Kenny will
be rivaled for Annie's hand up.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I'm back. You're aullience. Don't worry, Annie, We'll hook one
of them. I hope I get the first one kill
Why don you're blushing?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Annie? How The locale of our play is a thriving
little town of off.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Center, Indiana.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
As the scene opens, we find more on Paul, seated
in the partner of the little love nest they built
fifty years ago. Hurtain music, love your magic spell, lairs everywhere,
some some some some some some some. Well, ma here
(21:23):
it is Valentine's Day and the air is full of romance.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
It is eh, yep, Well open the window, let it out.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Oh, come on, maw, this being Valentine's Day, how about
little kids?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Get away from me, you old fool.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Okay, I couldn't find your lips and all those wrinkles anyhow,
Get out.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I was only joking, Maw. It is no time for jokes.
I got her.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Annie's forty years old, Jake married yet.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Well, she'd have been married long ago. Was wasn't for
hay fever?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
What's that got to do with us? Well, a fellas
can hear her?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Weeds in a block of ways. You can't sneak up
on them the center down to the beauty parlor. Get
a muddy pack like I.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Told you to.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Yeah, but you had one last year and.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
It was no good.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Why now after three days and during mud war off,
she's a homeless till I ever seen well, Like mother,
like daughter.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
He's kiste out. Stop hitting me.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
If I wasn't petrified, i'd be black and blue.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Speaking of Annie, what's the audie getting her all dressed
up today?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Well? I got a steam on.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
There's only three single fellas left in town, ain't they?
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Yep? There's Tubby Wilson, Daffy Baker and twitch Hair.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I invited all three of them up here today, and
that's our job to get one of them.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
To marry our daughter.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Honey, you know they'll show up.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Tisty.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I told him you were going to do a fan dance.
All's fair in love and war. But that's one of
the boys. Now pull your bustle up more.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
That's the bustool.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Oh, come in hot is boat? Well? If it ain't
switch hairt hi's qui pine hearn silk?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Look on your minds. Set got an.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Important question to ask him. Dear, have a glass of
fighter first, that'll get it more slider. Hey, wait a minute,
this cup ain't prosecuting, it's tenner.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Be quiet, mall, say quitch. I don't want to seem personal, but.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Have you ever thought of marrying a girl and setting
him down?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
If you're referring to that law beared daughter of yours?
No the hold on switch.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Have you seen any since she got her new teeth?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah, I went to the preview.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Well he may not be the prettiest gallon tom, but
he's smart and silent.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
You know she got her hair up up where up there?
Keep quiet more? We got to get our daughter married.
Say zee, I thought you were going to raffle Annie all.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
I tried to, but I couldn't sell any tickets, so
I changed it to a duck a cup that's.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Cheetus's n She walks like wins Arry, we could shut up.
You're cramping my style. Got don't bet that's Fanny.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Now let me out of here quick, Harris, Get away
from that window.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Folk.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
I'm going that low down Harris and show him a joke.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Don't get it tied apart. You can get another joke.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah, but where the heck can I get another finger?
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Dog?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Gone it? We'm all let's see if we can land
the next one.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Come in pleasoning folk way.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Well look boy, it's Tommy Wilson.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Come out.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Have you have some chairs and sit down?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yeah? What's up?
Speaker 3 (24:26):
See?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
How may how'd you like to marry my daughter Annie Elly?
Pull him off? Let's go on me you old black
and put your glasses on.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
We'll have two stripes.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
But we ain't out again.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Come in, Oh, everybody, Well it's young Baker Son. I'll
make it short and snappy. How'd you like to get married?
I don't know? Was it fun? Ain't nothing like it?
My boy?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
How do you like to tie up with Miami Gujha?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Couldn't do that?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Hold on now, just give me one reason why you
don't want to marry my daughter.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
She frightens me. We'll get used to her.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Now.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Listen, Baker, if you take her for your bride, I'll
teach your both to a honeymoon at Niagara Fall Niagrea faults.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Can I push her in? That's up to you, my boy.
Well I don't see. Don't hurt me.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Just get her out of the house. Yes, sir, okay,
it to deal.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Come in, Come in, Oh, it's you.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Hello, Annie, Oh, Paul, Hello, Ma, that's from the beauty
parl already, Yes, how do I look? He didn't pay
your bills, don't.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I got good news for your gay young baker. Here
is contented to make the supreme sacrifice. He's gonna marry you.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
And I got some news for you too.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I already got myself a husband, a husband, Jean fussafat
he thins creepers.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Oh you're married? Ay? Well where is it out on
the porch?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Come on in, mister mister.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Gosh great much too?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Am in there more? Well, he's a man that's more
than week sect it.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
That's right, Hello everybody, I'm in a young fella and congratulates.
What's more, Hey, if you don't mind my asking the
personal question, i'd you come to marry my daughter?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
While I'm a traveling's tales, when I was just getting
off the flame, when this girl grabbed me and for
me to see the right of silver fosters pressure in
basic and I didn't know whether pray to see the
force's feed the like to sudger me. You want to
see why the sight of the seats puss preasure about
the face.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
And here I am, oh she took you off your
fire day.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, and not only that, you want to see the
parge of torbois those people force the surver freely.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I don't want to fly the students the world.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
It's celerated.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Why the server sauce of faith, father for life, suit,
don't wait to do anything, young man, You're a hope
just like I was.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Ye house play feel you're looking for a delicious hue rest,
but your.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Family is sure to enjoy. You needn't look at any quait,
because here it is. It's the new Jellow Chocolate pudding.
Chocolate pudding with that old fashioned, the homemade goodness. It
has a lovely rich texture, the satin smoothness, attempting color,
and the taste well or it's real chocolate, the full
flavored and rich, the delicious that every creamy spoonful brings
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you back for more. And the yellow chocolate pudding is
just one of three new Jello pudding. There's Jellow Butterscotch pudding,
mellow and smooth with a golden taffic color that tempt
your appetite and the true butterscotch flavor that satisfies it.
And then there's Yellow Vanilla pudding. Creamy and delicate and
inviting and all family favorites. And these three new jello
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puddings are all quick and easy to make. The simple
directions are on every package. The good idea is to
buy three packages at the time. The last year grosser
tomorrow for Jello, Chocolate, butterscotch and vanilla pudding, the real
homemade kid. It's the last number of the twentieth.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Program in the New Yellow Theory.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
And we will be with you again next Sunday night
at the same time. And oh yes, I'd like to
take this opportunity of congratulating Boy Scouts and their leaders
everywhere on their twenty ninth birthday, anivers three of Scouting
in America.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
They don't marry. I used to be a voice Scout
when I was a kid.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
And now someone has to help you across the street.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
They do not the night bolt.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
And veer tears on the fellow program to Purniser of
merder Lay Production. This is the National dog Tustin Companes
Speaker 3 (28:27):
M HM.
All the Jello Program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livington,
Bill Harris, Kenny Baker and Yours Truly Don Wilson the
orchestrape in the program with sing My Heart. You know,
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everybody likes to receive a compliments makes you feel mighty happy,
and we've just received one which pleased us very much. Indeed,
it's from missus George A. Bradley, Garden City, Iowa, and
Missus Bradley writes, after a long time, I am finally
using the real and genuine Jello, and let me tell you,
I was amazed at the difference. At first, I thought
that fruity goodness was the.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Fruit I myself had added.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
But when I served jellal without any additional fruits, it
still had that grand fruit flavor. Why I could hardly
believe any gelatin dessert to be so good.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
From now on, I shall always get the real jello.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Well, thank you very much, Missus Bradley. That's a swell
letter and bolts. It's true that jello does bring you delicious,
extra rich fruit flavor. It's a rich, satisfying, true fruit
goodness that makes every jello deserted success. Strawberry raspberry cherry, orange, lemon,
and lime. All six have that extra fruit flavor that
simply can't be found. They'll be sure to insist on
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genuine jello when you buy. Look while the big red
letters on the box, they fell Jello. I have the
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sring my hosts played by the orchestra. Now, ladies and gentlemen, husy.
Being Valentine's Day and also Jack Bunny's birthday, let us
welcome our little cupid with that old familiar greeting.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Happy birthday?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Happy birthday to me. You know again this is Jack
Bunny talking, and folks, believe me, I am deeply touched.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Don.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Wasn't that lovely the way our audience joined in on
that greeting. Gosh, it was so spontaneous and sincere yes.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Jacket certainly was. I thought they were better when they
rehearsed it.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Phil, I'm talking to Don. Well, Don, another year, another birthday.
Here it is February again. You know, it's amazing how
many prom people were born in the month of February.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And it made it pretty up for me too. Why
what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Well, with Washington and Longfellow and Lincoln, it's so hard
for me to be outstanding.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Really, it's been a terrific struggle all I can imagine.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Of course, Don, I don't want you to think for
a minute that I'm comparing myself to Lincoln or Washington.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Why not Washington wore a wig too.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Well, I'm talking to dog, you know, doubt I will
say that my father really thought I was going to
grow up to be president. Well, all fathers have great
plans for the children. Why my dad thought I was going.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
To be a jockey a jockey.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Well, he must have looked at you through the wrong
end of a pair of binoculars.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
A jockey is now Wait.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
A minute, Jack, don't jumper's conclusions. At the age of seventeen,
I was nothing but.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Skin and bones.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Well those bones are certainly buried now. But you know,
Don's getting back to my birth baby. The year's come
along so fast I can hardly keep track of them. Oh,
they certainly going to do.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Oh, by the way, Jack, how old would you be? Excuesy,
what was that done?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
You heard him?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Well, I'm talking to Don. Well I'm lonesome. Well, why
don't you join a lodge?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
You're company? What are you saying? Don?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I said, how old will you be? Next chuesy, Well,
come on, Don, what would you say, go ahead?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Give again?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Well, I don't know, Jack, I'd say somewhere between thirty
four and thirty seven you would. Well, you didn't quite
hit it, Don, but it was almost a bullseye. There's
bull in there somewhere. Oh, brother, lesson fail. You're hardly
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in a position to make any cracks about my age.
Those bags under your eyes are so big your nose
looks like a red cat. It does they yes, and
gets it on light set. Fifth birthday, I'll be able
to go out on an all night party, eat a
Welsh rare bit with pickles, and on the way home
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get run over by a milk wagon and still look
better than you do right now. So don't make any
cracks about my eve, Jack ryde Phil. He can't be
very old and have such nice rosy cheeks all the time.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It could be ruge, you know, Rose Phil.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I haven't had rouge on my cheeks since I played
an Indian chief for cecyl v de mil Oho.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Mary, Happy birthday, Ogged and thay say Jack, I didn't
know whether i'd seen you Tuesday or not, So here
I've brought your birthday case.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Oh, that's well, Mary. Let really you shouldn't have bought
me anything for me?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Well, for one thing, it makes Phil and Don look
so awfully cheap. You know, Oh Jack, I was going
to get your something, but after all you have everything.
Oh I can excuse you, Don, but still saw me
in the locker room at the Country Pub yesterday and
he knows, gone, well, I need underwear, but.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
That your underwear.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I cleaned my golf clubs with us.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh your diday.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Hey are you my present or not?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I'm sorry, Mary, you bet I'm going to it right now.
Imagine cleaning its club for me. Well, I'll be Darne.
Looks fella's at stilt neck tie? See, thanks Mary? Do
you like it? I'll say, what a lovely color. But
what's that little thing crawling around the bottom.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
A stilk worm? The tie isn't finished it.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Oh well, he's going like sixty so it won't be
long now, Thanks again, Mary.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
And that is no.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I also wrote a special birthday poem for you, A
poem too well, hit me on the head and clip
my tongue.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
A birthday poem?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yeah, say yet, how old are you? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Well? How old do you think I am Oh.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
I don't know, it's hard to tell.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Go ahead and guess.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Okay, thirty now thirty one, now thirty two, No, forty eight.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Shut off, see a long time, Mary, before I'm forty eight.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Let's hear your poem or what's the.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Title of it, Mary Livingston's Oh Jack Danny by Mary Livingston.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Oh you paid him me too many? Well? Go ahead, Mary, okay.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Oh Jack Denny, Oh Jack Denny, you've had brids face?
But how many?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Twenty one?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Or more?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Or twice that month and more and more? Years ago,
in old walk Higgins, in the state of Illinois, a
child was born into the Bennys. And it wasn't Myrna Loy.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Well, of course not Myrna Lloy was a boy.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
They called him Jackie's And even then he looked quite
wacky wacky, and the good old star who brought him
there shot himself.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
With a revolt. There. Well, Mary, that wasn't his attitude
at all. Fine.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
I see you Jack at the age of two, with
golden curls and eyes of blue, that's right. And then
I see you three years old with silver threads among
the gold.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
How can I have gray hair at the age of three,
you didn't live.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Right and you know us all right?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Now grown me up and finished this? Okay.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
At twelve you said you've run away unless you sit
or you could play. And when you got one, what
do you think?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Were you good? Or did you think.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Kings?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Baby talk?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Oh oh, Larry, this next verse better be the last.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
It is girl, Old Jack Benny, Old Jack Benny. You've
had birth face by how many? So happy returns and
all good witches from us and yellow so delicious the end, Larry,
that hoole was so.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Good I'm afraid to follow.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
It was anything verbal, so Phil, how about an artist
the numbers?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Wait a minute, Deck, I can't find my baton. You're
a baton? Can't you lead with autu? Not sad? I
got something in my tooth. We'll go ahead and I'll
look around for us. Hold an, that's a penny.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yes, I'd like to take this opportunity of wishing you
were a happy birthday and the life Rosweeta is a
years were all by?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Well, thank you very much. Now tell me who are you?
That's a bunion in the mark of time? Goodbye? You know, folks,
I'll bet he has more fun than anybody play bill.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
A Brandow number called I better get some shut eyes
by Phil Harris, who certainly looks at you know, folk,
Phil never gets a bit.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
He's what I call one sleepy people.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
And now ladies and gentlemen, wait a minute, deck, I
resent that bit perodically, bit realically, well, some stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I feel. You're not only using the word wrong, but
you don't even know what it means.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I just too. I got it from my guitar player,
didn't I franky, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I learned a lot of things, That's what I thought,
Phil Philer.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Isn't one man in your archer that can handle a
word of over two syllable?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Is that so? Well? For your information, all the boys
in my band went through college, well, they didn't get
any on them. Bit realically well, I don't even know
what it means. Well, Jack gets an unusual word, but
I think I can explain it to you. You can why?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yes, for instance, you could never use the word this way.
A man walked into a grocery store and vitriolically asked
the grocery for a package of.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Joe and any one of the sixty delicious.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Flavors Strawberry, lasberry, cherry, Ron's lemonon lines.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Oh you couldn't well how could you use the word vitriolically? Laugh?
I wouldn't know, I see, and very clever. Done. Well,
so much for our english lesson.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
And now going from the sublime to Kenny Baker.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Say, hey, Kenny, you're a little later.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I couldn't help it, Jack, I fought in the store
to buy your birthday presents.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Here you are a nice box of candy.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Oh well, play well, gee, I'm gonna sample one of
these right now.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
It was sweet of you to remember me, Kenny, but
you didn't have to buy me anything. That's what you
said last year and you quitted my wrist.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Oh, Kenny, I was only clowny, you know. Say gods,
look at this. Say these are the biggest pieces of
candy I've ever seen. What are they anyway? Chocolate covered bananas,
chalcolate covered bananas. Well that's something new here, have one done?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Oh thanks, Jack, but I'm cutting down on sweet Oh
how about you, Phil? No thanks, I'm not a bit hungry.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Mary, No thanks, I'm not a bit crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Oh, Kenny, looks like you and I will have to
eat the whole bob. I'm jan so why it's.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
A suicide past if I ever heard of.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
That's right, Let's forget the whole thing. Well, Kenny, how
about a song? Okay, I've got one for you?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Okay, Jack, Yeah, did you hear Fred Allen? I tanna
you Wednesday night?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
No, and I'm not interested. Now go ahead with your song.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Boy, he's your tore into you. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
He said your feet were so flat, your cocks bagged
at the arches. Well, Phil, I'm not even gonna answer him.
After all, the man is in bad shape, you know.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
He's so weak and a knee meek.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
And on top of that, his blood circulation is so
poor it's really pathetic. Alan has poor blood circulation. Huh,
poor Don. Ten years ago, our rattlesnake did him on
the ankle, and the poison has yet to reach his knees.
I'm the square fellas. He hasn't got any more pulps.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Than a snowman.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
The whole thing is really pitiful.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Go ahead, we just gog Kenny, okay.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Okay, Yes, whatever it became of that rattlesnake, that it.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Was knighted Mary. And now Kenny, you may sing hold
of a minute.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Hello, home is the Bennys Rochester.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yes, yes, what do you want?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I've got something to ask you. But what if I
want with your happy birthday?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Thanks, Rochester.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
But my birthday isn't until Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Oh no, but that's not payday. We always argue.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
All right, Now, what was it you wanted to ask me?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Clay Both, do we know any Eskimos Ximos?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Of course we don't know any Esimos.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Okay, hold on, hold on, hey, Rochester, Wait a minute,
but they asked me if we know any Eskimos?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Well Both a big box fift team for you said.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Happy birthday on it. Yes, when I opened it, there
was a polar bear in time. A polar bear. Oh,
it can't be a real bear. It must be a rock.
That's what I thought to it slapped me down. Do
you mean you let that bear loose in my house?
Where is he now?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
He's in the bathroom, Tigma Coles Dowers in my bathroom, Rochester,
you go right in there and get him out, or
if I wouldn't go in there, well, arm tie delivering
them directly behind Frank Brook. Oh this sounds fantastic to me, Rochester.
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I'll bet this whole thing is nothing but a figment
of your imagination.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
What's that the pigment warf of towels? Oh my goodness,
what am I gonna do with this?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Bad? Ways?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Put him back in the crate and have the cook
look up some recipes. Bet Fred Aller had something to
do with this. But Rochester, keep your eye on him.
I'll be holding about half an hour.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Okay, boys, that's not a wrong long dollars. Something breathing
on my nigga?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
What when did I look around?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Yep, that's the wrong boy.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Can you imagine that's plenty is a matter?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
There's a pumper bear loose in my house.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
I told you you're gonna put in a furnace.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, that would be a big alp thing, Kenny, say Mary,
I wonder how much it would cost us at an
alligator to New York.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I don't know. For everything, every word, every tie, everything
is bad. For everything, for bringing me moments like this.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
For taking a side great and making them balloon, for taking.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
My car.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
To you, for.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
For everything, every feeling as tendons of class.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
To you among all thever to the.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Who gave me my readream and lay a dream come time,
for a for everything, my tho, there's nothing in the world,
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I would lose you worthy of you or any time
that I am in a good from Smiley on my
sunny name. I mean, that's all that I can say
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to show you my freecier for everything, every creating offendical
man by you gave me my releasing dream, A mad
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a dream I give my friend.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I would thanks for everything. Sung by Kenny Baker and
Kenny for finesse and feeling and delicacy of Told You
are definitely pre eminent among young American tenors.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Gee Ai something Yes, and I wish I could tell you?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
And now Ladies and gentlemen, and of Valentine's Day. Next
Tuesday Tonight to Benny Art and Dingo Players where present
a romantic little drama about an old maid entitled Love
finds Annie Hardy or It's About Time.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Now?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Am I gonna be Annie?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
No? Mary?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I hired a genuine old maid for the part. Where
are you Miss Mildow?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
I mean, Miss Muldow, Where are you right here? Where's
the man? I'm troll yourself? Miss Maldow.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Now in this drama, I will be Annie's fall, Mary
will be her maw, and Don Phil and Kenny will
be rivaled for Annie's hand up.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I'm back. You're aullience. Don't worry, Annie, We'll hook one
of them. I hope I get the first one kill
Why don you're blushing?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Annie? How The locale of our play is a thriving
little town of off.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Center, Indiana.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
As the scene opens, we find more on Paul, seated
in the partner of the little love nest they built
fifty years ago. Hurtain music, love your magic spell, lairs everywhere,
some some some some some some some. Well, ma here
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it is Valentine's Day and the air is full of romance.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
It is eh, yep, Well open the window, let it out.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Oh, come on, maw, this being Valentine's Day, how about
little kids?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Get away from me, you old fool.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Okay, I couldn't find your lips and all those wrinkles anyhow,
Get out.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I was only joking, Maw. It is no time for jokes.
I got her.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Annie's forty years old, Jake married yet.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Well, she'd have been married long ago. Was wasn't for
hay fever?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
What's that got to do with us? Well, a fellas
can hear her?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Weeds in a block of ways. You can't sneak up
on them the center down to the beauty parlor. Get
a muddy pack like I.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Told you to.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Yeah, but you had one last year and.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
It was no good.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Why now after three days and during mud war off,
she's a homeless till I ever seen well, Like mother,
like daughter.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
He's kiste out. Stop hitting me.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
If I wasn't petrified, i'd be black and blue.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Speaking of Annie, what's the audie getting her all dressed
up today?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Well? I got a steam on.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
There's only three single fellas left in town, ain't they?
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Yep? There's Tubby Wilson, Daffy Baker and twitch Hair.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I invited all three of them up here today, and
that's our job to get one of them.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
To marry our daughter.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Honey, you know they'll show up.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Tisty.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I told him you were going to do a fan dance.
All's fair in love and war. But that's one of
the boys. Now pull your bustle up more.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
That's the bustool.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Oh, come in hot is boat? Well? If it ain't
switch hairt hi's qui pine hearn silk?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Look on your minds. Set got an.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Important question to ask him. Dear, have a glass of
fighter first, that'll get it more slider. Hey, wait a minute,
this cup ain't prosecuting, it's tenner.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Be quiet, mall, say quitch. I don't want to seem personal, but.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Have you ever thought of marrying a girl and setting
him down?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
If you're referring to that law beared daughter of yours?
No the hold on switch.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Have you seen any since she got her new teeth?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah, I went to the preview.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Well he may not be the prettiest gallon tom, but
he's smart and silent.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
You know she got her hair up up where up there?
Keep quiet more? We got to get our daughter married.
Say zee, I thought you were going to raffle Annie all.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
I tried to, but I couldn't sell any tickets, so
I changed it to a duck a cup that's.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Cheetus's n She walks like wins Arry, we could shut up.
You're cramping my style. Got don't bet that's Fanny.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Now let me out of here quick, Harris, Get away
from that window.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Folk.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
I'm going that low down Harris and show him a joke.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Don't get it tied apart. You can get another joke.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah, but where the heck can I get another finger?
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Dog?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Gone it? We'm all let's see if we can land
the next one.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Come in pleasoning folk way.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Well look boy, it's Tommy Wilson.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Come out.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Have you have some chairs and sit down?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yeah? What's up?
Speaker 3 (24:26):
See?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
How may how'd you like to marry my daughter Annie Elly?
Pull him off? Let's go on me you old black
and put your glasses on.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
We'll have two stripes.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
But we ain't out again.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Come in, Oh, everybody, Well it's young Baker Son. I'll
make it short and snappy. How'd you like to get married?
I don't know? Was it fun? Ain't nothing like it?
My boy?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
How do you like to tie up with Miami Gujha?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Couldn't do that?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Hold on now, just give me one reason why you
don't want to marry my daughter.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
She frightens me. We'll get used to her.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Now.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Listen, Baker, if you take her for your bride, I'll
teach your both to a honeymoon at Niagara Fall Niagrea faults.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Can I push her in? That's up to you, my boy.
Well I don't see. Don't hurt me.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Just get her out of the house. Yes, sir, okay,
it to deal.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Come in, Come in, Oh, it's you.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Hello, Annie, Oh, Paul, Hello, Ma, that's from the beauty
parl already, Yes, how do I look? He didn't pay
your bills, don't.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I got good news for your gay young baker. Here
is contented to make the supreme sacrifice. He's gonna marry you.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
And I got some news for you too.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I already got myself a husband, a husband, Jean fussafat
he thins creepers.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Oh you're married? Ay? Well where is it out on
the porch?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Come on in, mister mister.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Gosh great much too?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Am in there more? Well, he's a man that's more
than week sect it.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
That's right, Hello everybody, I'm in a young fella and congratulates.
What's more, Hey, if you don't mind my asking the
personal question, i'd you come to marry my daughter?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
While I'm a traveling's tales, when I was just getting
off the flame, when this girl grabbed me and for
me to see the right of silver fosters pressure in
basic and I didn't know whether pray to see the
force's feed the like to sudger me. You want to
see why the sight of the seats puss preasure about
the face.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
And here I am, oh she took you off your
fire day.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, and not only that, you want to see the
parge of torbois those people force the surver freely.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I don't want to fly the students the world.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
It's celerated.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Why the server sauce of faith, father for life, suit,
don't wait to do anything, young man, You're a hope
just like I was.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Ye house play feel you're looking for a delicious hue rest,
but your.
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Family is sure to enjoy. You needn't look at any quait,
because here it is. It's the new Jellow Chocolate pudding.
Chocolate pudding with that old fashioned, the homemade goodness. It
has a lovely rich texture, the satin smoothness, attempting color,
and the taste well or it's real chocolate, the full
flavored and rich, the delicious that every creamy spoonful brings
(27:07):
you back for more. And the yellow chocolate pudding is
just one of three new Jello pudding. There's Jellow Butterscotch pudding,
mellow and smooth with a golden taffic color that tempt
your appetite and the true butterscotch flavor that satisfies it.
And then there's Yellow Vanilla pudding. Creamy and delicate and
inviting and all family favorites. And these three new jello
(27:27):
puddings are all quick and easy to make. The simple
directions are on every package. The good idea is to
buy three packages at the time. The last year grosser
tomorrow for Jello, Chocolate, butterscotch and vanilla pudding, the real
homemade kid. It's the last number of the twentieth.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Program in the New Yellow Theory.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
And we will be with you again next Sunday night
at the same time. And oh yes, I'd like to
take this opportunity of congratulating Boy Scouts and their leaders
everywhere on their twenty ninth birthday, anivers three of Scouting
in America.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
They don't marry. I used to be a voice Scout
when I was a kid.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
And now someone has to help you across the street.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
They do not the night bolt.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
And veer tears on the fellow program to Purniser of
merder Lay Production. This is the National dog Tustin Companes
Speaker 3 (28:27):
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