All Hollows Eve

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, everybody, welcome Black to the Blackest Show about Nothing.
Happy Halloween.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Mushambouge.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
There's no new episode this week. There is brand new
stuff down to the Patreon. Please join us there.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
In all month we've been watching twilight Zone and yes
we celebrating.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Nineties Halloween episodes. It's been a good time.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yes, yes, we have been doing old Hallow's eve Rite
this month, and so we encourage you to go down there.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
We have more new.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Stuff dropping today, but again no new episode this week
for the main stage. We want to encourage you. You've
probably seen this on all your socials, but again and
share it as well. But please go vote you have
not on Super Tuesday, on the fourth, or wherever your
local or your municipality is having an election. It is

(01:05):
hyper important, is an integral, It is paramount that especially
if you live in New York City, if you live
in the state of California, Hello, you know, if you
want affordability for the one of the greatest cities in
the world, you know, vote for the guy who's going
to bring it to you, and no one the first

(01:27):
four measures and vote yes on the one measure here
in California, Prop fifty. So we can combat fascism and
attocracy in the federal government.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
These are.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Perilous times, you know, even our voting rights are hanging
in the balance. Yes, you know, like my grandmother Jelinda
used to say, we're on one voting block away.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Damn, that's a deliciously black name, Glinda. I love that
I have an aunt named Bilin.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah yeah, so, and at that point she's proven herself correct, so.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah blah yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
So enjoy these Halloween themed episodes that we have for
you that we recorded over the years, and we'll see
you all next time.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Too, said I was getting some head, getting some head.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Ran down on the bitch. She almost pissed on the leg.
They just think they fucking whip me. Must be sick
in the head. Why don't you chill with the beef
and get some chicken? His dead got the crown, shut
it down, have them hype up in the sixth she
dad let her thet won't bring no life into this
bitch like you. Good should be a sin. You should
call me send them inn lady v bad bitch. Those
is fucking sending him. Do you see who win it?

(02:53):
You see who got it? You see I'm still in
the bank making deposits. See who switched up side and
who was solid? You see who stuck to the code
and who forgot to talk about a bitch. I know
how to go and get it bag, do not I
know how to get a bitch mad.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Do not make my ex want to.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Get it back.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
That's a fact.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Say a lot of foot of bitches in the back
year back back back into that because the player I
am till the day out there, I was sitting on
the saint getting some head.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
It was all so good and much too true.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
One freak.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Hey, everybody, welcome back to the Blacker Show about nothing
as Jaden x D whatever what.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
I am x.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
D The chuck d of homosexuality aka Homo without a
pause aka hoisha aka gay z aka the.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Gay fu white because nigga we what?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Oh god ak hom ala floor aka mister nineteen percent
because every day should have nineteen percent of mek uh
he a Barbara Streiss bag people people who need people

(04:14):
a k A I'm every woman because every woman is
all in me and a k A bread kwanta because
if I can't reach the base, get that dick, I'm
my face.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
I'm jade a k A the Mary Jan my mee
A ka la sena problematic a your mom A k
A what did I say?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Light delicious a k.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
A Mexican Taliban jan.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
So let me.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Let me give you on the backstory of this Mexican Tealibani. Sorry,
I'm eating he's eating pork in honor of.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
So, so, my homegirl hits me today and says that
one of the dishwashers of her regis. She's a general
manager for two restaurants, so she says the general She
says that one of the dishwashers quit and decided to
send a series of letters to the to the restaurant,
and he mailed physically with stamps and written envelopes on

(05:27):
stationary from the desk of poorly written English letters to
a bunch of the staff and the owner of the restaurants.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
So he called one of the.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Guys next to your Taliban Charlie.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Mexican Taliban Charlie.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Is a multiple times and so I adopted it as
my day Teleivan Jade describes me perfectly.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
I have more a ks, but I I'm gonna save them.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
You know what, One day, I'm gonna hit you with
a whole stack of a ks. You're not gonna know
what to do with yourself. I'm just run them down.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Okay, I accept el schalon.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
What that's so funny? Expect I don't say challenging Spanish?
But AnyWho, Thank you all to came, whoever came out
and supported.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
XD live him through. You were a good time.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Shout out to all of you. The young lady who
quit her.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Job, Oh, shout out to you.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
The other lady who I told who was trying to
come to the show but she said she couldn't because
she had to work, and I like bullied her in
a coming and I said, a girl, fuck that job,
and she came.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
She did my prima.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Shout out to people who came from all over from
North Carolina.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Oh, yes, young man who came from North Carolina. I said,
I was going to shout him out.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Yeah he's fine.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
He was a cutie.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
He was fine. Shout out to the becks that came.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Oh, justin Beck. Okay, So all right, y'all bust it.
So we have a.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Favorite reality start within the building.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
That's crazy O. Our favorite reality star and friend.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Not gonna tell her name, but she knows who she.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Is, knows oh damn well not but well you just
only said her husband's name.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Did should I say anything else about him?

Speaker 4 (08:02):
No?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Okay, great?

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Well he she sent me a text message and she said,
Justin Beck just came home from a long, glass day
of work and said, Yo, can you help me with something?
I said sure. He wanted to dictate a letter. I
was like eyeball emoji. It started open letter to Jade

(08:23):
and it goes as follow an open letter to Jade. First,
I want to thank you for the exquisite time at
Dram the other night, where you and your friend XD
spoke about some amazing truths.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
I had a blast.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
After your show, we had a moment to meet and
talk briefly. Your first words to me were, hey, sorry
if I offended you with any white stuff. Obviously I
took no offense. Secondly, I don't consider myself white.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
However, on my drive home tonight, the conversation resonated and
bounced around in my head. After listening to your podcast
last week, you touched upon some guilty pleasures such as
the Cranberry, Shirley Temple, seventh seven, pretty Little Liars, and
fucking Cheryl Crow. I started to wonder perhaps you're white partially.
I know a lot of white people, and none of

(09:17):
them like any of that white shit. I thought Shirley
Temple was a drink you get at a bar Mitzvah.
I didn't even know she was a person. Guilty indeed,
Jade guilty indeed? Who's white?

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Now? Best justin beg.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Head.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
All I have to say to that is.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
I don't like Cheryl Crow.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
If you really listened, did you hear?

Speaker 4 (09:41):
It was x D and.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
His white ass like Cheryl Crow, not me?

Speaker 4 (09:46):
And find the ball, I.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Said, I like white torment.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
That's why I watched Pretty Little Liars because somebody was
torturing each and every one of the little white girls
and I just couldn't stop watching the goddamn show. And
I like the cranberries. And you ain't gonna make me
feel bad about it anyway, Kirich.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
It's not that I'm why. It's just that I'm Jamaican.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
You know that makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
That makes a lot of sense, actually, because you who
is you All's white queen.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
It also doesn't help that I you know, I'm a
friend of Dorothy, so I am going to like, you know,
the girls, Barbara Lizahan.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Mm hmmm, yeah, y'all live for that little.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Rumors a song like what is that album? She's lost
her rabbit ass mine now? But either way, you know,
hm hmm. She's everything is she She's on every Man?

Speaker 4 (11:00):
I hope?

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Okay, But anyway, I had a really good time at
this show we did. I'm glad you didn't hear the
thing that I said.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
For real, whoa, because this nigga was on a terrible one.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
You've been watching The Good Place? No, that's my new show.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
I don't know what that is.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
We haven't talked about it.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
So we're gonna watch TV. Oh great, we can talk
about TV because there's a well I told you about it.
I've been telling the whole world.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Crystal put me onto on one of our girls' nights.
So this is what we do on our girls' nights.
Get high and drink and watch TV and talk shit.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Oh that's what I do with my girls night. Yes.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
So she was like, bitch, have you ever seen the
show called A Good Place?

Speaker 3 (11:45):
I said no. She said her braider put it on
to her. I said, put her onto it, so I
said back.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
So we watched it. We watched like three episodes, and
I was like.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Well, I'm just going to go home and keep watching
me watching this and it's got a Kristen Bell.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Ted Danson.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Yeah, I don't have an issue with the yeah issue.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
You know, sometimes you have to like go in your
like white Gorilla dex and see who you.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
I didn't watch her show, her first show.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
I don't remember what her first show.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
It was on the it was on.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
The fucking Veronica. Yeah, I got it.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Okay, great, So I didn't watch that, but I've seen
her in a commercial with her husband, and he was.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
On he used to be on.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Ted Danson.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
We all know who loved ted Danson. But uh, what's
his name? DA's Dan Durkin. I don't it's white boy.
He was on like one of those Look what's the
show called The Good Place? Look up Kristen Bell. See
how her nigga is place cast.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
You can keep talking.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Anyway, So it's good. It's about these people who and
they go to the Good Place.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
I think they call it the good Place because they
don't want to be like religiously specific or whatever.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
But they go to the Good Place.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
And there's a plot twist, and I'm not gonna tell
you what it is because I want you to watch it.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
But it's a cute show. I actually like it.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Oh, I don't know who any of these people are.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
I don't know who anybody is outside out of Ted
Danson and Kristen Bell, those are the only two people
I knew.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
But it's actually I enjoy the rest of the like
it's a good one.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Out of the dumb one. I don't know what the
purpose of him is. It's on NBC. I actually binge
the first two seasons on Netflix, and then the newest
season is currently on right now, so I watched I
caught up on it on the NBC app.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
But yeah, so the Good Place. It's a cute little show.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Like it's not you know, if you're just looking for
something to like watch while you're you know, doing stuff
around the house, and like, it's a cute.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Show that's thirty minutes. Yeah, okay, I can commit to it.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
I'm finding that anything longer than thirty minutes you have
to be really really, like spell bindingly entertaining.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Like, oh, okay, she's in the current season. It's not
gonna ruin anything, but she essentially plays God.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
It's so good.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Okay, but I've been watching I binged.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Well, I didn't binge because I had to stop because
I had to go to the show. But Salt Fat
Acid Heat on Netflix so so good. I'm finding myself
watching more like docuseries stuff just because I think because
I'm really nosy, so like docuseries are always like, Oh,

(14:55):
that's how I got hooked on making a murder. Then
I realized it was stupid.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Want to kill it.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
I'm gonna killer right exactly? That the channel.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
In the backyard, Deadly Women.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah, because I realized that, Wow, I'm dark, but it's
so entertaining.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
That's why I have to watch shows like The Good
Place sometimes to break all that up.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Is't that ship about dead people?

Speaker 1 (15:19):
You just said that she's playing god, Then I'm going
to assume that they're dead.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
I did say, yeah, they're dead.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
You didn't. You just said it now, But you said
that was the plot. You said there was a plot twist.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
No, that's not the plot twist.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Okay, but you didn't say that they were dead.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, I said they're dead and they go to No,
you just haven't.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
They call it The Good Place because I think they're
trying to be racially I mean religiously ambiguous.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
About where you go when you die. But there's a
plot twist after that.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Okay, AnyWho go on? So anyway, Yeah, you watch light stuff?

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Oh yeah, to break up all that. I didn't really, Yeah, man,
I watched a lot of God.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
No, I watched a lot of dark stuff.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Like when I was binging BoJack Horseman, I had to stop.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
I was like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
You were starting to talk. I was like, what's wrong?
Is he drinking?

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Gin? I did start drinking?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Oh white man.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
I was like, oh that was just white and depressed.
But salt fat heat, salt fat, acid heat. It's a
really great show. And even if you're not like a foodie,
or although you should be, if you listen to this show,
like thirty percent of all of our content is food related,

(16:37):
yeah yes, yeah, maybe forty yeah, but anywhoy, The salt, fat,
acid heat are the four elements of all foods, and
like each episode tackles each element. So like the first
episode is about fat, so blood clot Chloe.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Chloe does looky look like a blood clot?

Speaker 7 (17:06):
Oh my god, think about it. No, I'm trying not
to you you see it? No, And I'm also I'm
almost mad because I need to read Amory real quick.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah, she come up with an album and its awful,
and her and Courtney looked like I have been.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
As soon as them damn Kardashians came out, I said, well,
that is white a Marie.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
They are the same person. I said this years ago.
Same with the bitch from Basketball Wives and truth hurts.
Same nigga Jennifer. Yeah, who someone whose husband had a
fetus on his forehead. Yes, that's exactly what. Let me

(17:59):
tell you something.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
I didn't even watch that like that, but I did
see the episode where he threw that drink on her,
and I said, this nigger has a child growing out
of his face.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Exact same thing. I was like, yo' the.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Biggest it's gonna start talking.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
It's like that pimple Chris Haddle family guy that was
encouraging him to do pas stuff. I know it was
that to throw that drink on his wife that got
some on its lips, got some on his lip, my necker. Yeah,
he got a podcast and.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
The not.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
When Cardi got knocked in the face and she came
up with that not her hair, he was like.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
Me to oh, Jesus, we never get anything to do, never, never,
never never.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Oh God, big ass motherfucker. Yeah, I know that as
big as hell. You can cover Connecticut with that.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Let me tell you something. Nothing was thick as best rhymes.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
Yeah, could be buster rhymes.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Busters growing out of his forehead.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Eric Williams can choke though. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah, AnyWho live show is great.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Thank you to all who came.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Thank you, Drum, Thank you to dram Girl. Also, thank
you all to and switching new listeners or if you
heard me on the read this past.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
We couldn't say last week because he didn't technically record yet.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
All right, thank you you were so good friend, Thank you.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Thank you for Crystal and fur in Asia.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Fur A Tashaaratasha, you're you're a Hika?

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Actually no, because I called friend for Aniqua so he
could be fair. He's still in Asia. You're in Asia.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Yeah, thank you to both of them. I had a
wang dang doodle.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
People were like, were you drunk or I was like no,
I was gone off of Starbucks cold.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
And really that's just how a nigga is.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Yeah, keep me.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Keep me in on the second and lifted just with
my cousin who has that affliction.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Yeah, we don't know that.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Yeah, but AnyWho, Yeah, again, thank you to all who came.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Absolutely love y'all for real.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
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Speaker 2 (22:31):
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Speaker 4 (22:41):
So you have any more you have any announcements.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
If you are in LA and want to come to
the Women and Fims.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Of Color Conference at Kyle State November two, please please
please register now because you will not be a just
show up at the door and it is free registration.
Key and I will be the opening keynote speakers for
the conference and we're super excited about it. You know
Cal State always shows love.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
I wish I could come.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
I know this is gonna be it's gonna be weird
not to be there with you, but we are coming
with a posse.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Are deep.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
I'm not telling you who all might else be there,
but just know if you will want to come to
the conference, if you're in LA, just know the homies
is rolling deep.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
We're rolling deep.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
But you know it is an all girls event and
all of my ladies will be in the place, so
it's gonna be super exciting. Make sure you guys check
my social for links to register. And then also November eleventh,
I will be in Atlanta for Getting Grown Live.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Almost in November.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah, this is stupid.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
So I will be in Atlanta for Getting Grown Live
November eleventh. Links, I mean, tickets are still available, but
they are selling out quickly. And we made a super
special announcement this week about a very special guest. Uh
so who's coming?

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Oh okay, oh okay, I got you.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
I don't give too much away, but.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
She has a wonderful podcast about therapy for black girls.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Oh my god, yes, okay, that's super fucking dope. Actually,
so if that's how I found my therapist through their yeah,
and then and then that was before and then I
got on tox space, right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
So that is so.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Yeah, absolutely, it's gonna be Those are my announcements. And
I'll be in Nashville for the read, hosting the read
and also the pop up shops. So make sure you
come and say hello. Uh and yeah, I think that's
all I got right up.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Okay, you are booked, busy and black.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
I'm literally gone all of November.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Oh, okay, all of November. Oh thanksty is here in
New York. Yeah, October twenty eighth, I.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Will be hosting Communion.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yes, tickets are there's like three left, but I'm kidding,
but I mean there's still they're very short amount apply
ticket tickets, tickets like hotcakes. Also, and again, people have
asked me about being a transplant and being a person

(25:41):
of color who's queer and if they can join the
group Nurture by Nature with that Kenneth and I host
monthly and where we it's just a really good support
group for people who identify in those you know blocks, speaking.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Of which, I just want to make sure that we
let our love be known to our trands, brothers and sisters,
and our friends in the non binary, friends in the
non binaria as well. You know that it's nothing but
love over here at Jada next D And we don't
agree with anything that this disgusting administration is doing, this

(26:20):
band of fucking demons. So yeah, we just want to
make sure that we let our love be known and
that we are standing behind you all.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Mmmmm.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
It'd be.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
So easy to love, so easy to out live.

Speaker 8 (26:42):
All others.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
But if you like to join that group.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
You could always email directly Nurture by Nature at gmail
dot com all spelled out nurture by b why and
then nature at gmail dot com and just request that
you want to be a part of the group, and
you'll be on our newsletter when you'll find out when
the next meeting is and we have a good time.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
There's wine and good conversation.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Not have to be confused with Naughty by Nature.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Although sometimes the group turns into naughty by Nature. But no, no, no,
meaning other people's penis.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Real or otherwise.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
You have ladies who love ladies that come to argument
listen it's lit. Yeah, but AnyWho, and my webinar near
York City Housing one oh one that is November twelfth. Yeah,
so tickets are available. Slots are limited because I wanted

(27:52):
it intimate enough where people can ask questions. Even though
I answer a lot of questions, I want to interact
and make sure that you know we can have a
good time as well as learn absolutely our new merch
is dropping soon. Yes it is, it is, Yeah, it is.

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I was taking aback. I was like, oh, I said pillows,
yeah yeah, yeah, I don't.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Know who's gonna buy it. I don't know who wants
me on a pillow.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
But yeah, I want the iPhone case. Mm hmmm that
is Yeah, the whole case is gonna be cool. That's
gonna be super cute. Baby, will make him stay on
the back of your fucking phone, just to remind it
because it stayed on to coworkers, right on the back.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Right on the back of your phone.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Just be like uh or the black is show about
nothing on the back of your phone.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah, it's gonna be really really dope. Can't wait, can't wait.
Let's take a break and we'll be back after the
these messages.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
I was working in below late light with my eyes
and we're back.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
To day.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
We're doing spooky jams. Is this the monster.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Mesh in honor of Old Hollow's Eve?

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:35):
All, Like I said, we need to do like a
Dia Delos Martos alternative history facts.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Oh my god, that would be amazing. How many niggas
we can put on the oder in there.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's actually really dope. That'd be a
lot of magical realism. Will be like like water for chocolate. Yeah,
that was a really good book. Any who, Spooky JEMs,

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you go first I want to let it be known
that these songs are not all about being scary. There
may things. They might just be songs that I find
scary of the subject matter, I would like to start with.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
The King of Pop. No, it is not thriller.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
It is have you seen my childhood childhood about Michel Jackson.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
That sh it is weird as fuck weird. It is
hoaryfying my child.

Speaker 9 (30:53):
Searching all around.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
It was so funny that you mentioned that because my
first one is also by Michael Jackson. Ben a nigga
was singing.

Speaker 10 (31:16):
To a rat. That is frightening. I knew you were
going to put Ben on this list. I felt it
because I was going to put that too, because I said, Yo,
there is a whole.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
Because there's one thing to make a song.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
But then like you were on the piano and like
you crafted it, like you composed.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
It's one thing to make a song. It's another thing
to make a friend. Yeah, and you made a friend
with a rat.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
That's how you know how horrible Joe Jackson.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Was like I or like I hate my family so
much that I'm going to be friend a rodent.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Yeah, like this nigger true life thought he was Cinderella.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
Yeah, sometimes we accept the love we think we deserve.

Speaker 9 (32:15):
What do you.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
I hope that they've never met him.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
I hope not either.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Whody killed him in the movie.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
We Got Him Good?

Speaker 11 (32:36):
He so sad. Joe's Yeah, we got.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
He's gotta like Glarry the cable Guy. Get her name?
Would Shadow show?

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Oh God, baby, will you go to this do and
give me some? First of all, first of all, every time?

Speaker 3 (33:14):
But how you gonna sit your lazy ass down while
your wife with a limp goes to the store. You're
gonna send your wife with the limp to go get
the ice cream. That was the real sign that he
wasn't ship. There were signs, so many of.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
Them all over, so many his eyebrows.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
His eyebrows, the fact that all the things that he
said to his children, the fact that he took them
to a titty club to perform.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
That's like, this is illegal.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
They don't even sit at the bar now, right, This
is illegal?

Speaker 4 (33:55):
God got.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
The ghetto.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yes, if you see anybody under twenty one sitting at
a bar and you don't want to be bothered with him,
it's illegal.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
M Just so you know, okay, it's my term.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
It's actually one of my favorite songs by her Disturbing
You by Rihanna. Yeah, the steria.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Like the dog.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
Tonight steria. You know Chris Brown wrote that song. You
hear him on the background too. That makes sense mm hmmm.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Because if anybody is disturbing you, it's that nigga.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
You know, I got so sad today because I listened
to this playlist on my Spotify that played in like
forever in like a day and Popping by Chris Brown
came on and I was like, he was like fifteen
making nasty music, and I was like, I feel I regret,

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like like, oh this is hot, but I'm like, you know,
but like shot and Shorty look at that.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Yeah, and popping.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Popping.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
I was like, we sure can.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
But yeah, I was like that feels wrong.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Yeah it does.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
They always made like little teens talk about sex in
a manner that they should not have.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Yeah, like.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Hell, even Tavin.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Campbell aging nothing but a number.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Yeap, even.

Speaker 9 (36:03):
No.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Brandy and Monica both had like age appropriate music.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Yeah, Brandy was just telling niggas they was fine and
that's fine.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yeah. I would like to get to know if I could.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Be the girl that you could be down for because when.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Something tell me that you're that kind of guy that
I should make a move on.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
I made a move on this nigga in high school
one time. I remember you shot your shot I did.
It was Valentine's Day because I specifically remember I had
on I had on a jeans and a jean jacket
and a pink shirt and I had braces, and I
remember it was this one nigga and he was always

(36:50):
looking at me. He would go to his locker and
he would look over and he was you know, you
know when a nigga is always looking at you.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
So I remember being like, you know what, fuck it?

Speaker 3 (36:59):
And I went up to his locker one day and
I was like, yo, you're trying to give me your
number or what?

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Okad?

Speaker 2 (37:04):
And he was like yeah all.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
I was like all right, because you'd be looking at me,
so like I was like, clearly one of us needs
to say something, so you what you what you're trying
to do?

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Unfortunately for gays, they just stare and stare and stare
and stare back and stare and stare and nothing ever
happens until but it happenstance you find them on a
dating app and they're like, oh, I think I saw you.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
On their train.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
No, nigg saw me right, Or I.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Think I saw you on campus. Nigga, you stare at
me all you.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Know my schedule stop playing games.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
We have three of the same classes. But unfortunately that
still happens at the age of thirty. So yeah, your turn.
Oh okay, my next one.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
I'm just gonna start it off because this is the
entire reason it's on the list in the first place.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Hollo John Legends used to love you.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
And the reason that's on the list is because the
first time I heard that song, is scared the ship
out of me.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
That nigga was loud. It was googlie, So yeah, it

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scared the ship out of me.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
It was so loud, it came on so abruptly and
I wasn't expecting it, And that is why it's on
the Spooky list.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
Okay, okay, I think I have a whole lot you
can do. Oh bet, my next song, I'm just gonna
put it on there.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Back to Michael Thriller, like you can't have a playlist
with how I will say though that Thriller the video
was really weird, Like I don't know, like I don't know,
like it was like kind of frightening, and like even
if you look at it now and you know it's

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all fake and stuff, it's it is kind of crystal.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Because like because let me tell you the anxiety that
I get when that girl is in that house in
the zombies they start getting it.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
I'm like, oh my god, there's nowhere else to go.
I get the anxiety like I'm.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
In that.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
A breath of ship, like I know how the whole.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Thing ends about to see the yellow eyes all it,
and that's another thing, like you're going back into danger.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Girl, you know.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
And this crazy part is you know why I feel
like it's still keepy because the accidents in general are
a really creepy family. Like I always thought that there
were like some haunted niggas, Like there was so weird, Like.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
All of his ship was creepy, like even like Moonwalker.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Rabbit, what's that ship on Atlanta? What was that nigga's name,
Teddy Pendergrass?

Speaker 2 (40:15):
What was his name?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Oh, I you know, I don't watch that, but I
do know what you're talking about. No, we've talked about
this really, but I do know you're talking about the
real pale guy yeah, who was at the Emmys.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
It was really weird.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
That episode was weird as fuck.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Are your music lover?

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah yeah, I consider myself work with a friend of
mine's a rapper. Sometimes weird is scary, like like a
lot of Moonwalker the movie or visual album.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Yeah, yeah, like when he like to leave me alone
when he was in like he was.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
In the roller coaster thing. Yeah, that was weird.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
That's my jam. But still but still the video was
when he was the Rabbit and.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Yeah, it was creepy. Yeah it was. It was creepy,
it was.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
It was, it was weird.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
It was Yeah, you're right, I've got about the video.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
I remember watching it because like we loved it, but
at the same time it was like.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
My next one is also kind of a typical one
that I feel is necessary to put on a spooky list,
and that is Ghetto Boys.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Mine is playing tricks.

Speaker 12 (41:43):
Turn camel sticks in the dark, beasus, somebody's being turned.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Four boys, just staring at a nigga. I'm Parannoyd stupid
with my finger on my sugar. My mother's always tressing.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
This year, Halloween fell on the weekend. Me and Ghetto
Boys with trick or Treat and little kids for bags. Yeah,
and the video is actually very creepy. Also, it's like
hood creepy because you got a nigga on a twin
bed with a sheet and like, you know, somebody's in

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his room.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Like it's it's creepy. Have you ever seen the Mind
is Playing Tricks on Me video?

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (42:21):
You got to watch it, You gotta watch it.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
My hands were so bloody, my knuckles so bloody from
pounding on the concrete. I haven't listened to that in
a long time. I gotta listen to that. But yeah,
that's next.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
On my list.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Oh wow, mine is Nicki Minaj spright through me anything.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
And the really the reason why it's spooky is because
she's scary.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
She is, and she sounds like one of them creepiest.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Me that ship.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Ship Like that's a scary like stop yeah, like that
is like anxiety.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Damn that sounds like the Cranberry.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Yeah. Still, they were great.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Yeah, justin beck.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
Your time.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
When I got Max, Oh, I had to add an
alternative song on the list. Goddamn it, it's God smacks voodoo.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
I'm not the one who's so far away where I
feel the snake bite in Temby I did.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
I wanna be here again.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Because it's just creepy. Not one so far with you
went off you the snook body in term motherans never
do it. I want to be here again, and I
don't remember a WHI.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
I have a lot of alternative songs on my list. Yeah, okay,
mine happens to be alternative as well. It's actually one
of the greatest American one of the greatest songs period.

(44:35):
It's very classic and it speaks to like a time
in history. Jefferson Airplanes, White Rabbit sing it.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
Oh girl. One pill makes you larger in the other
makes you small.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
I didn't have this originally on the list, but I.

Speaker 13 (44:58):
Just it's about getting high.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
You've heard this song.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
It's in a whole bunch of movies. Yeah, that's got
like a creepy feel to it.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
I see it.

Speaker 5 (45:24):
Whoa it makes you larger?

Speaker 4 (45:40):
WHOA? So true? Oh man, you were turd.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
There's a particular reason why this is on the list,
and it's because I know I can't sing, like I
know i'd be singing, but I can't sing. But the
pitch in tone of this person and we all love her,
But the truth of the matter is she cannot sing.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
And it's Kalisa's hate you so much.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Right now, Oh my god, from going from that screaming
out of nowhere down you keep telling me lies, but
too you are surprised. Look, I found her rad dress
high how swere.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Hell do you even? So?

Speaker 2 (46:43):
That's that's a little first.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Of all, shout out to Seppie shot. It's a wonderful
gift she gave me.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Kalisa's second album that was that wasn't ever released in America.
It's hard to fucking get, like, I don't like. She
had a search on the high water on the black
Internet where they sell like platinas and kidneys and ship
to find it like.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
And they only use like cryptocurrency like that.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
How deep she had to find this ship And I'm
forever indebted and grateful.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
With light coin.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
Yeah, my girl.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Yeah, the back back back, the way back pages, the
last pages, the revelations pages.

Speaker 11 (47:44):
Video.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
She had to go to a block, a candy store,
a drug front to get Yeah, right.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Man, but yeah, thank you. I was super emotional.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
I still say, you know, I would cry if I
wasn't dead inside, yes, so you know I only cry
unless if it's court ordered or if they don't have
my order that I want at cinnabon. Yes, that has
happened in real life where I had a break. Yeah,
then I have the sticks that I wanted.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
I get them with the nuts.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
But I don't know what it was at the time.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
I just wanted the sticks because normally I just get
the regular one, or I get the nuts because that's
where the real magic is.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
A good old, big ass cinnamon bun with the nuts.
Oh oh, it's delicious, grow up.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Fun story about Sephicia.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
So Saphisia actually happens to be Tristan's first cousin so
funny story. My baby shower, Sephisia and her sisters came,
you know, to show support as his family, and x
D comes and Fury comes and Crystal and they were like, wait,
wait a mother fucking second, those are your friends.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
I said, well, yeah, these are my friends.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
You know, this is years ago, and she is a
huge fan of XD and the Read and friend and
us in the whole posse, And she's really just the
And it's so funny because it shows you how small
the world is. But she's really one of the sweetest
people ever, one of the most thoughtful generous.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
You better watch it. Watch it cheerly.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
But she's one of the most thoughtful people I have
ever met. So if you should it is truly one
of the most kind hearted, best people ever.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
So shout out to her. What's next on your list?

Speaker 4 (50:12):
Ind I'm ready for, I'm ready for. Why are you
hiding from me?

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Why are you hiding from me?

Speaker 4 (50:34):
Bitch? You know why? You look like gargamel a nigger gargamel,
Niga mal.

Speaker 12 (50:47):
Nigamel Ah, Why are you from because as you look
like Shrek.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Heymonyasses good is that is awful? Brown Skin is a

(51:26):
horrible song. It's about her reptilian skin.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Slide.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
Fucking fluck. You belong to science.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
But today we will open the Indie Army dissected good.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
That's what they were dissecting when Seanan through that chair
over that again, Moon like, INDI me tell your tangent.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Let me tell y'all about the story.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Okay, First of all, I don't think we've ever told
a story about how. First of all, you dragged me.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
I dragged everybody to go.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Tristan call me at work and she was like, Nigga,
what you doing at five thirty nigga coming way into
this movie and I'm like okay, and I was like,
what is it?

Speaker 4 (52:24):
Just come and then and then she's like to see Moonlight.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
I want to see it. Tristan was like Tristan and
x D We're both like.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
Yeah, how you got me?

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Because we went to Alamo and they had chicken and cookies.
It's really good. I don't know draft House in Nighthawk
and stand those both of them, I love excellent. If
you're looking for a date night spot or you know what,
go yourself because Alamo has a Nighthawk. They had like

(53:03):
special movie night where they play like old old movies and.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
We because we don't always go see the most current movies,
like a lot of times we do, but not always.
But y'all dragged vo see Moonlight. But when that nigga
hit that nigga over the back of his neck with
that chair, I.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Was looking at a real life fight. I would not
shut up.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
These niggas were laughed.

Speaker 14 (53:27):
I was like, yeah, and we're in the back like
all these colors his.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Back the gotto literally, oh.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Ship that India read took me down. That took me down.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Okay, them calling me mister bill collector, you know, is
up and some niggas can't stand up, so that they
used less two dis army mister bill collector because if

(54:23):
nothing is scary, even though it's not literally about that
bill collector.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
But and then yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
Yes, okay, that's real. I get that. My next one
all of Nickebox music, all of Nickelbacks music.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Now you want talking about something that's well like.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
That, why like it's so scary, Like why on earth
that's spookie? Like if somebody you actively know, like your friend,
like hey, do you want to go to like a
Nickelback concert?

Speaker 4 (55:12):
Like kill it? They're not human? Burn them at?

Speaker 2 (55:20):
What's that ship they put in?

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Like every movie was on all the shows, the damn radio,
something about some faded pictures, pictures, picture frames, dollar store picture.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
What was it?

Speaker 4 (55:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
But the lead singer has a Rachel haircut, which one
no you remember and actually remember when yon Say cut
her hair and.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
It was a short, shaggy thing.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
Yeah that's what he has. It's weird.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
I don't like it. Yeah, well you know what, let's
take a.

Speaker 8 (55:48):
Break, okay and we're back.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
H mm hmm. I think it's your turn Jada l jas.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
It's another bone thus in harmony Jim and it is
not even true. Mister mm hmmm, mister.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
What hell is that? Excuse me, let's read the lyrics.
Oh no, do you or do you know the lyrics
by heart? Because I need you.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
To hear this. That's weird, creepy, but I don't fool

(56:52):
with no boards. I was saying that to my cousin
one time, and that was like, like, my cousins are niggous,
and he was like.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Don't sing that ship to me. I don't those sing
that in my house. Don't sing that, and you know
that's my family.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
But I don't fool with it. Not that, but it's creepy.
You heard why.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
My next one is Marilyn manson The Dope Show. That

(57:34):
song low key went off. However, the video was just
super weird. He was in like Latex had Memories and
then like Rose McGowan was like naked randomly like a penis.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
Yeah, it was weird. He had like a Kelly Roling wig.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
That's when they had that rumor.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
I don't know if it was real that he took
his own ribs out so he could suck his dick.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Yeah, my gosh, why did yo, even though we're all
fall apart, we're all the same because that was the
same rum I heard in high school too. Wow, the
game of Telephone is real.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Bro, it's real. I don't know if that's Maybe that's real.
They said that he took a couple of ribs out
so he could blow himself.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
I mean, that's another level.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
That's dedication.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
I don't even like something like that, and that's the
part of our you know, I want to. I don't know,
I'm cool. Imagine, Yeah, nigga, it's called a blow job.
I'm not trying to work on myself. No, that takes
all the joy out of it, right, Oh god, anyway,

(58:46):
it's your.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Oh. The next one is kaya is my neck in
my back?

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Because you no one wants to lick her back or
her crack. Imagine Kia's crack Like that is disgusting. I imagine,
like HAPPI is gross there.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Like she got them little hairs at the time, Like
you know, you.

Speaker 4 (59:12):
Remember all real monsters crack.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
That's why I would. Noah was describing a shark spider
the other day.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
It was a kaya, yeah, yo, like aural monsters. Like
the setting was like Kaya's crack.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
You don't crack. Looks like she was like one of
them butts off ring and simple bigger Harry, Oh your ladies.
Pop Yo puts it like this.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
The ghetto, your little jeff kaius cracked.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Gross spooky man.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
My next one is TLC's waterfalls, and you know why.

Speaker 9 (01:00:17):
Nextly mother gazing out of the windstaring ned son that
she just gets ut. Timmy's in the jam, she'll be
by sun.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
I don't like you at all. I don't like it
a little bit. That's so rude.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
It was inaccurate representation. That was the problem. It was
mad ignorant. So when I was a kid, I was
I'm not gonna tell you what I thought, but you
know what I thought. We're not being problematic because I'm
not saying what I'm not saying. So it's creepy. And

(01:01:17):
you know why, Oh my god, Okay, so.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
You're the problematic one for even thinking that.

Speaker 9 (01:01:26):
You didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
The next one is, jeez, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
So true I did, though I say nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
I just say, you know why. Even the listeners they
know why. If I'm going, hell, we all go listen,
listen to this show.

Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
It's all right. I got a condo, a compound.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Oh my god, my god.

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
I'm kidding. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I love the Lord
hearing my cry.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
You drum.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
My next one is Keith Sweets. I want to oh god, because.

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
Yeah, that is creepy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Buddy with a voice like that, chasing behind me. All
I see is him just chasing me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't. I just
don't like it. It is creepy and it's nasty. I
don't know, imagine.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
You know it was.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
You're looking at you let this time.

Speaker 15 (01:02:53):
It's spooky and that's why was that's the video where
he's like gyrating in them pants. I think so, but
I and he's them cranberry colored pale.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
He's just like that. I'm like, there's nothing you know,
aunties of.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Your he's got that creepy ass smile and that little mustache.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
The aunties of yesteryear were far less discriminating when it
comes to the objects of their affection, because Keith Sweat
looked like sweat, like you know what I mean, Like
he like he looked like a snively little used car salesman,
or like he was a manager at like McDowell's or

(01:03:36):
something so like, yeah, Auntie and Auntie's moon over that
nigga he can sing.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
I was like, he can do what he.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Can moan like I.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Could understand why Auntie's of your weren't into like Teddy
Pindergrass because that it was.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
A man or even I hate to say it, y'all,
but even very white.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Even very white, I get it for the ladies who
love the plush one.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
And his hair was yeah, and his hair was luxurious.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
When you want a nigga to hit it from the
back and it sounds like this because it's his stomach hitting.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Your ass, yeah, we get it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
But a nigga like Keith Sweat a Weasley as yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:04:27):
Stevie JS like a rodent.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
I'm just I'm just sunning to the spooky, Yeah spooky.
I only have one more on my list.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
I'm sure you can think of a couple off the cuff.

Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
I can. Aaron Halls, I missed you.

Speaker 5 (01:05:01):
Why.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
First of all, Aaron Hall always sings aggressively at people
that is frightening, like, oh sir, like what did I
do to you?

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
Calm your front? Like I know he only texted caps.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Oh miss a big capital w y d.

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
He is his own choir, is how I understand.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Although that song is that's song is actually rather that's
what I really like it, but a frame by So
it's so.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
We need to have a problematic eighties and nineties, So okay.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
We might as well just bring back fucked up song
of the Week.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Like a whole episode though, okay, because I don't want
to do it every week, but yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
Yeah, you know I have those kinds of issues.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
It happens we already, right, nigains the story happens when
you have a father born in the eighties.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
AnyWho, Yeah, Aaron Hahim issue.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
And then like the video was sad and it was
just like weird, like and it's also like it came
out about the time where you know, you're inquisitive about
like where babies come from. And so I'm like watching
and I see her die like she give a rip
a she job. I'm like, well, what the hell happened
to the mommy? And then it was just like, oh,
oh shit, if you give birth you can die. I

(01:07:02):
feel like that's where I got upset with my mother
when she said she told me, she was pregnant. She
didn't end up. There was complications and she lost the child.
But yeah, but I was maybe I feel like because
I fake ran away from home because it was partly
me being selfish of not wanting to share. But no,

(01:07:22):
but I do think now because my my scope about
like childbirth or whatever and sex was limited at that time. Like, well, no,
they didn't even talk to me about sex. She made me,
she made me take a class I.

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
Ever told his son, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
So in the sixth grade, I went to an intermediate school,
which is just fifth and sixth grade.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Ye, bed, little niggas need to be caged off together.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Yeah, and so yeah they do, like fifth and sixth
graders are just yeah. So in the sixth grade, they
we had to bring this little permissions slip form to
sign your kids up for this course called Values and Choices,
And it happened every Tuesday for like a trimester or something.

(01:08:15):
It was taught by our main teacher, mister Bretton. If
you ever find mister Breton, He's originally from Boston and
he moved the anyway. He was low key fine, but
I didn't know what gay was.

Speaker 11 (01:08:31):
Wi.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so anyway, my mother was like, yeah,
you're gonna take this, and I guess it was difficult
for her to just be a single mom teaching her
son about the birds and the bees.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
So I got it. Whatever. So it was a bunch
of us.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
There was only like maybe three kids who didn't participate,
and it was always funny because it was just like.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
Your mom didn't want you to learn about se so like.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
They got to used. It was like an odd thing
to get teased about. But like, looking back, I'm like,
maybe I shouldn't have taken this AnyWho. So we learned
about sex, We learned about anatomy, and then we learned
about different types of sexualities like bisexuality and homosexuality. And

(01:09:22):
this is where my best friend at the time like
whispered to me, like I think I'm gay, But then
he was like.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
No, I'm just playing. I'm just playing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
I was like, okay, either way, he just got married
so to a woman, so to a woman. So maybe
you know it was I mean, but also you never
knowe So the very last right, the very last day
of values and choices we had to watch. Now you
knew because you know, when you were in elementary school,

(01:09:48):
or any other class. When they real out that that
cart with the TV on it with a strap on top, nigga,
you knew it was motherfucking lit.

Speaker 4 (01:09:58):
It was curtains for the rest of the fuck day.
The overhead. No, she bought to wipe away all the answers.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Yeah, but no, this is where that I got the
game completely fucked up because we watched the Joy of
giving Birth.

Speaker 13 (01:10:22):
Oh no, And.

Speaker 12 (01:10:26):
It was not.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Like a TV like I learned.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
The camera was like front and center, like if it
was in four K we would have been in her.

Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
Cervixt so.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
You would think they would just see the baby come
out or whatever, even if it was that graphic. No, no, no,
So you see you see the baby come out, and
it's like a whole such a green shit. I guess
the lady shit on her some now I think about it, Yeah,
but I didn't know what the fuck that was.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
I was like, why the greed? And so then.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
The baby comes out like you know, it's like a
watermelon coming out of a nostril. And then because they
come out like mice because they like show no bones
and shit just slide through.

Speaker 4 (01:11:22):
And then I'm like, well, what is that attached to?

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
It like then you see the umbilical cord.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
You never think of that as like age six.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
And then you would think this is where they cut
it off, like oh the baby, they show the after
birth part. I said, what kind of animalistic bullshit is this?

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
When that is weird? That is Ah? I think that's when.

Speaker 12 (01:11:54):
I knew.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
That's when I knew how dark I was, because I
told you Shari snuck her ass into the delivery room
when I was about to give birth and they told
her to get out.

Speaker 4 (01:12:05):
She did it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
She snuck in the corner, so she was there the
whole time Noah was being born.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
And when when they get to go.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
Get her face, I stepped outside of my body for
a second.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
It laughed because her face was so horrified in the corner.
I was like, that's what your black ass gets for
seeking in the room, bitch. I went back to being
in pain.

Speaker 13 (01:12:33):
I will never I was.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
Like, what kind of kanger? You know?

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
How I learned about childbirth. I opened up my baby book.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
I was young, opened up my baby book, and I
was born in an apartment.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
I was not born in the hospital.

Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
Shut up.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
I was born on my parents' bed, on some cheets
with a midwife.

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
That even makes all of them more than.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Episode. I was one of the friend zone, A midwife,
a wash cloth in a dream. That's what my mother had.

Speaker 4 (01:13:12):
Your mother seems like, no, no hospitals only if.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
We have to like no, yeah, that's exactly what happened,
because I'll tell the story of my sister.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
But so I was born. I was born in an apartment.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
And so I opened my baby book and I was like,
a it was my mother busting it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Why the funk open?

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
And me coming out? So it was polaroids.

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
Yes, it was polaroids dated and it was every step
of me coming out of my mother.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
And that's how I learned.

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
Historic.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
It did look like it's the story.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
So I was like, what is this, that's you the story.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
It was definitely a filter Valencia.

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
Yeah, and yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
My mother was like that's you, that's you coming out
of me on the bed and I was like, oh,
bet okay. She's like, that's how babies are born, that's
how they come out.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
And I was like, so.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
Right, you have to like collect your thoughts of God.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
Your legs were spread wide and she was like yeah,
and it was really painful. I delivered you at seven
pounds and four ounces with no medication in my bed,
and I was like, and my cousin, Stephan was in
the other room. And Stephan still remembers to the day.
He was like, Yo, the way your mother was screaming.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
I will never forget it. I was a little boy
and you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
Were being born and I was in the other room,
and I will never forget the screams that your mother had.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
I'm like, yeah, yeah, that was me. I had that.
I ended up having that too.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
But that is how I learned how babies were born,
by seeing me come outside of my mother.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
That's wild and I'm I don't know if that would
fuck me up, like so psychologically, like wow, this is
almost like exception, Like I'm watching myself being born.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
Yeah, I guess so yeah toxics. Wow, yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
The baby book still exists.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Oh, I do have one more and it's probably on
your list too, Tupax Hail Mary.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Oh, Yes, one of the scariest. The whole album.

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
The whole album is weird.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Because it's like he knew he was gonna die, but
which all further believe heves.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
What you think. He's in the Bahamas.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
No, I don't think he's in the Bahamas. I think
he's in Cube.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
But I knew you were gonna say that.

Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
Come with me, run quicksie what we have now? I
kill but don't put me. I just don't. Again. I
said this time and time again. I do not think.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Yeah, I don't think he's not dead. But I don't
think he's not not dead.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
I think something's not cleaning the milk.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Yeah, like you know how in Cereal where we're like
and none didn't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
But he knew something.

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
He knew something.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
I've been listening to the new Cereal Drags. You want
to like drop kick the state of Ohio?

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Don't you let me tell you about how I want
to fight the entire Joe.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
Period, but in Ohio, Yeah yeah, in Cleveland namely Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
But I just.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
If you all haven't listened to the new new season
of Cereal, especially if you're from Cleveland, you should listen
to it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
Yeah yeah, Or if you have any family members who.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
You should listen to it because I have a lot
of family there and it's very interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
This is actually my official last one.

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
It's Kim Everything by Kim. It's a homeless nigga singing
love ballads.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Yeah, it's a cow singing to you.

Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
Like God, Like, why is he apart?

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
He sounds like he needs to be milked? Like Also
every song.

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
I told you don't do a show any.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
Woman who sings like a barnyard animal. Definitely otherworldly? Yeah, AnyWho,
that's today's show.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Yeah, spooky JEMs. What are some of your favorite spooky jams?

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
Let us know in the comments section of wherever you
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Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
Yeah, and make sure you continue to like and rate
five stars comment everywhere. That's how we get these these
ratings and such and fourth and things.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
And we already told the people in New York, so
we'll tell you so in January.

Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
We will be.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
Available on every other platform excess, SoundCloud.

Speaker 15 (01:19:07):
Yes, title Spotify, iHeartRadio, iHeartRadio, and.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
Also new merch drops very soon, very very soon vv
maybe the next maybe by the time you listen to this.

Speaker 4 (01:19:24):
I don't know, but we'll see. But either way, very soon.
All right, Love piece and chicken Grease Bye.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
This episode of Jade and dex D was produced by
Abraham Counvin Guizada. That is my ship, I see, that

(01:20:08):
is my that is my ship. She can't she can
hit me with that verse, I said that was for
my spirit. Thank you, Cardi Calise, I ateen. Oh my
doors just shut by the wind. You know what else

(01:20:29):
is creepy? The little voice and it from the from
the next sewer.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
It's it going.

Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
Beverly, Beverly, Beverly.

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Okay, I don't know. I just said that. When I
think of home, I think of a place where else.
Love af flo wait. I wish I was home. I
wish I was back.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Another spooky jam lingnight.

Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
Okay,