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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I've been searching for someone, but never look before my eyes,
there you were. To my surprise, it was a wive
us looking into her face. After playing a game of
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truth a day, I wanted to stay at your place.
I never thought that I I would have fallen in
love with you. But since the day we kiss I
knew it had to be you. I never thought we
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would be together. I can't believe I just made love
to you after all the things that we've been through. Now,
what are we going to do? Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Mine Sunday a friend of mine. Tuesday, we played a game. Wednesday,
you went away. Thursday things were friend same on fridayday
you came back. I wanted to kiss you on Sataturday.
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But Sunday we made love. Now whether we going oh
ha ha ha.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
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ha ha oh ha ha oh whoa ha ha ha
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ah take it?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
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whoa ha? Well ha ha ha whoa.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Whoa whoa ha whoo whoo whoa had.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Make up?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Everybody? Welcome back to the blackest show about Nothing is
Jaden x D. I am your host x d a
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with out of pause a k A sad bitch on
the dock, ak on on the floor. And that's all
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I got.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Okay. I had to hurry up thinking myself.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
I was like, okay, even put my notes.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I just went off the dome.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
If I still had it, well, let's see I don't so.
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k A mercury retro.
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Speaker 1 (03:41):
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pull tryus. If you walk up on me, nigga, you
go see ak I am one jacked.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Ak A.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
We're all born niked and the rest is hag aka
damn bro. When you' dropping some heat, niggas starts you
with pregnant akaa. Back of this bitch like a tampa. AKA,
what the fuck? Hold on? Everybody gets your roller. AKA.
There's new two places I'll never go with a nigga.
And that's back and forth. Akaa, how do you solve
a problem like Jay, how do.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
You hold a block clip in your head?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Akay?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Hey big red Aka, I'm done.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I gotta reap mine.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Oh wow, there's so many more. Actually, there's like literally
twenty five more.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I gotta reap mine. O mgzh my gosh, we're back. Yeah. Yeah,
it's been like a month.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Goddamn it has right, Yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
A lot of life has happened in between. Yeah, yeah,
it has. Tell us news first and then I'll tell
you what happened.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Okay, So there's you know, things are not good. You know,
I've been telling you all about how aid has not
been They've not allowed aid. Okay, the IDF has not
allowed aid into Gas of four since March. So as
of now, they've been starving the people of Gaza since March.
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I mean honestly beforehand, but really since March, where there's
been like a hard heart stop. The American military then
set up eight distribution points for every three hundred thousand people,
run only by American military personnel instead of the four
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hundred initially that were run by international and UN organizations.
So at this point, because they have politicized food because
they have used food as a means of genocide as well.
They are now trying to paint the people of Gaz
as barbaric as they are trying to get food from
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aid distribution points when they have literally been starving them
out since March. And remember before that they were poisoning,
they were poisoning people's animals, they were soiling crops, salting land.
So like, let's be clear that this is not new,
but like it's been really ramped up and it's evil.
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It's evil and it's horrific. Also in Sudan, the RSF,
who we constantly talk about, they've been shelling neighborhoods in
North Darfar and El Fashir. And there's a healthcare disaster
unfolding in Omdurman because there is a cholera cases continuing
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to rise, causing overcrowding in the city's health care facilities.
Per the Ministry of Health, Cartoon is recording six hundred
to seven hundred cases weekly and volunteers indicate a death
toll at around twenty people per day. That is rapid
and that is awful. Reports continue of RSF attacks on
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Jibratt al Hic, North corfon at least four people have
been reported killed as well as continued looting, and then
it's getting worse. Actually because uh, this is this is
hard to talk about or to listen to. But also
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this is the realities of things. The women and the
girls of Sudan are getting sexually assaulted at at at
rapid rates. They're also being kidnapped by the RSF and
they're they are they are just being allowed to do
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this and like I said, being funded by the UAE.
So these are the reasons why even when we're like
what can we do? What are we supposed to do?
You know, we do have links of ways that we
can try to help on the ground with small means.
But this is evil and the root of all of this,
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of all of this capitalism, of all of this evil
is just pure wicked, hatred and evil. So the least
that we can do, as I continue to tell you all,
is to pay attention. Is to pay attention and listen
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to the people who are on the ground and what
they're telling us they need their help with. That's the
other thing. Stop listening to pseudo experts who'll be like,
well I think that no, you don't think anything, because
you don't fucking know. You get DoorDash just.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Like I do.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
And I'm not up here telling people you need to
do this. I'm like, no, pay attention because they're the
ones who are telling us how they need our help,
and they really need our help majorly by our fucking
government not perpetuating this consistent hate. That's what they really
need ultimately. But anyway, that's why we do this because
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we've got to keep awareness. So that's yes, that's been
going on.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yes, yes, yes, Well we've been off for a little
bit and that was due to me and so I
last time we all chatted, I mentioned it. But my
uncle that lived in a tent outside in the backyard,
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effectually if you all cond come to know him as
tined uncle, he has passed on. He is no longer
here on this plane. It was a very difficult experience,
and I do want to say thank God for Chris
Rogers because he has been there for two deaths in
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my family and accepted in a way that I couldn't have.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
But it was.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
It's very surreal, I guess you can say, yeah, and
having a family member go in this type of fashion
like it was very like I was talking to Chris
about it today. He was like because I thanked him
again and he was like, you know, everybody was where
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they were supposed to be. It was like it was
I needed to be there. He was there with my
mother because the way it was, which I don't know
if I ever told you this, but or I may
have spent in this u off camera, but like how
there are people who have homes and they rent them
out to do home health aiight or hospice or care
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or whatever. And so that's where he eventually was. And
so I remember my mother took me over there and
I was like, this isn't like like a hospice, you know,
you think it's like some type of business park or
whatever we have to but it was a home and
were home where there was just a bunch of making
ladies who were taking care of the sick. There's one
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all this is that there is a funny moment out
of all of this, and I will tell it later.
There's always humor in everything. But you know, it's kind
of like a and I've taught I've talked about like
complicated feelings in this idea of like this person who
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passed on, who wasn't very kind to the people that
I love and people are doing all these things for
and he wouldn't do the same if it was on
the other foot. So, you know, I was telling my mother,
I was like, you know me coming up here, does
I feel like like when my grandmother died, it felt
like somebody fucking died, you know, but like with my uncle,
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you know, she was like, I feel the same. She was.
She was like it was sad, but she feels that
she could finally like move on and things and grief.
So yeah, it was a lot. If you're curious as
to how end of life stuff goes for assisted living,
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I'm not sure if I'm ready to talk about that
just yet, but eventually I will. I feel like it
is important, and you know, it's so funny or life
moves in mysterious ways because somebody, a potential client came,
I mean, and hopefully she fully does this, but she's
an end of life doula, and I never heard of
no shit like that, Like, why wouldn't there a people
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to help you to guide you through end of life processing? Right,
because there's only so much as social worker or a
chapter you can do at a hospital there's so many
other things like the business of death right. Like also,
I didn't know cremation costs that fucking much. I thought
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it just was like two hundred dollars to put them
in a box and turn him into dust. You know
that motherfucker is two thousand dollars on the low end.
Jesus to what exactly? I said, excuse and we got
to discount.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Look something I hold on.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
I said, that's crazy, it's going to it costs money
to send people to hell. That's good.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
What's it costs money to send people to hell? They're like,
this is your final price?
Speaker 8 (13:29):
What's footprint friendly?
Speaker 9 (13:39):
Way?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Well, you can't compost people, j I.
Speaker 8 (13:42):
Know, because they seep out and ship you know what?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I yeah, you gotta like process them way Okay.
Speaker 8 (13:53):
They have what they call now a green burial.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Oh yeah, put you in a bag like like you
look like a big tree seed.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
This method minimizes environmental impact by avoiding embalmbing, non biodegradable materials,
and traditional landscaping practices.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I at six fourteen.
Speaker 10 (14:12):
It's a conversation maybe you've had with yourself and your
loved ones.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
What do you want to happen to your body after
you pass, and for.
Speaker 9 (14:18):
A long time it was either cremation or traditional burial
in the ground or a mausoleum. This morning, Zach Lagway
is looking at green burials. What they entail and what's
allowed in Texas.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Involve placing the body in a biodegradable container or shroud
and burying it directly in the earth.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
Well, sign me up, bury me loose, I put me.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I want to be a diamond.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Well, I told you I want to be a strain,
But like, why not do this like on a farm,
so I can be your fruits, your vegetables, your weed.
I'm your bit chah ma mother, how a child? I'm sorry,
(15:04):
Let me be everything to you cows.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Okay, sorry, Yeah, that's where I was. I had to
go to Arkansas, California to tend to some family business.
But I did learn some things along the way.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
One, remember I kept telling you all, you know, there's
this black ice cream shop in that blah blah blah.
I learned that they're definitely that in Sacramento. They're definitely
not black owned. I swear they were, but they're not.
And even worse, they're like low key racist. I don't
care that almond whatever cream. It was like butter pecan.
(15:45):
It was like Negro flavors, but instead of butter py can,
it was almond. Something I had to swirl.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
It was.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Ice cream for the wind.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
Listen, sometimes racism is funny.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
There was a headline I said that Tianna Taylor was
hurling racist insulted Ima Jumper, and I was like.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, I mean that's.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
That's like Tricks of Hotel always tells this joke and
I always have felt this. She was like, do you
ever like you just see just a whole couple of
people to a couple of gays across the street. Just
mind you're walking down the street like.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
All the y'all, because every have you noticed every group
of people, well black people, we do it like like
notice how we'll walk up with somebody we know, we'll
be like bitch and to turn around and be like bitch.
Speaker 8 (16:48):
I thought, so, I think it's.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
All I just want to get that just you know,
you know it appeals tobody, zested zeal for life.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
You're see, that's why I let my last Instagram story
posts for you. Go ahead, look at it right now. No,
look at it right now. The last one.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I bet she was something evil. It's not something well,
this was about send this to a homophobic Yeah, you
have to turn it up, homo.
Speaker 10 (17:21):
Hello, it's time to stop beating a face off the gay.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
They do not infect Yes, they were only infected.
Speaker 10 (17:31):
With troue because they were taking your breath always time.
It's time your phone and new shocking fifty.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
Oh the match.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
You can we.
Speaker 10 (17:48):
Depot crush the gender and the nustling with the song
in lesbian version by version and clean version.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Tell he's like merch okay, So here's the problem with
this post.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I I love his merch.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
This is a problem. America has a problem. It is
how we utilize the elderly as workhorses, because our elderly
are supposed to be sitting minding their own business and
their golden You Marcus, Marcus Pork is up here hawking
stick and merched.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Because he has some for like odd people autism ADHD.
He's like, it's an ADHD girl.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
The economy is so fucking you have everybody.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Keep posting that old white lady at Walmart with the
oxygen take and she's crying, And I was like, did
y'all has anybody asked who she voted for, because I
have a guess. But to your larger problem, yes.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Always, but Marcus is no, you're not gonna full be sure.
We all want to live out provide for our families,
you know, we all want to work and provide for
our families and not live in poverty. You know what
(19:16):
I mean? Exactly sure, Yeah, he wants to. He wants
to work because he has to. We want because we
have to.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
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Speaker 2 (19:36):
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Speaker 1 (20:52):
You know.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Some of you had issues. Well actually we'll talk about
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Speaker 1 (22:01):
Oh. Tickets available, Yeah, tickets available for not only Getting
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Speaker 2 (22:37):
Things. Yeah, we're catching up this week. Yeah the things, Well,
we both have some things we haven't talked about, and
so let's take a break and we'll be back after
these messages hit it, Claude.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
After these messages will be right back.
Speaker 11 (23:01):
Welcome back to American science. President Trump won in twenty
twenty four were a different coalition that he assembled in
twenty sixteen. First time he won the presidency. There were
more Hispanic voters the second time.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Around, and we're black. We're talking catching up in things
we haven't recorded in a while. So when I was
in Arkansas, California, I told you all, I had to
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go see about in the flight for my uncle or whatever.
But I had to be there for a little while,
so I got to experience the locals of Arkansas, California.
I want there to be a study because there were
more Maga Mexic against per capita then I have ever seen.
Speaker 8 (24:07):
Yeah, Florida of the.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
North Florida of the of northern north central California.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, oh yeah, not Pacific northern. No, yeah, I don't
really know.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
North central California that.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
You were in.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Arkansas, California. I'm telling you, like we okay, So we
stayed at this hotel.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
Arkansas, Florida at this point, and and so.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I had to I went upstairs to do something, come
back out and get the car whatever. And there's this
man and in a F one fifty, so I already knew,
you know, you gotta watch. And this whole man speaking,
you know, true Mexican Spanish in a T shirt that
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says Mexican's fager. You know, there is a specific type
of Spanish. He had a T shirt that said I
Love my Jesus and I love my President, I.
Speaker 8 (25:16):
Love my Hesus Presidente.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
It was an English because then, oh I wasn't done
because on the front it looked like a like a
nigger T shirt, like you know, like a hot Yeah,
it looked the same, but in the middle it was
a cross, but over the cross was was his face
over the thing. So it was like a like a
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opacity trend.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
You know, yeah, yeah, okay, but yes, yes, it was
the front like Jesus coming out of an explosion with
it like a truck and an American enough, it was.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
The same message on both sides of the shirt. However,
it just had the president on the back, but on
the front it had like a flag and the same
message on it. Yeah, I saw a lot of maga hats,
not from white people. I don't think white people could
afford to be maga loudly in California, well in that.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Area, oh really, but Mexicans can.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
You know?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
They Yeah, so other things I've noticed around there, because
it wasn't just people right, like they have like like
they have flags around. So my mother, my mother took
me to this thing. This was also an experience. I forget.
I need to ask her what the store was called.
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So she took I swear bodies were in the back.
So essentially it's this store and every day the store
has a different price of goods. Right, so like today
Monday will be a three dollars day. Everything in the
store is three dollars every on maybe every Tuesday fifty
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you know, something like that. But everything is in like
boxes and like troughs and like it is chaos bed
limb fucking like like when they try to like give
like rations out in Gilead, like when they try, like
it gave I don't want to say the R word,
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but that's exactly what it gives, like like real refugee tah.
But like but but it's like bargain discounting things, and
so my mother is very smash Yeah, but these are
like it's just like shit in boxes. Like I don't
even know how to like explain it. Like it's just
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ship in boxes that you have to sift through to
fine good stuff for like whatever the price it is.
Speaker 8 (28:04):
It's like the Marshals of food.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
It's not food, it's just it's stuff, like they do
have food.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
But then like it's like magnets.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
It's like stuff like stuff that you would find at
like a big lots of Michaels, all of those things
wrapped into one. But it's like surplus. It's all in
boxes or crates and that like.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
The store in the Bronx where you can buy like
Amazon package stuff.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Kind of but that's another thing when people just buy
blind items that's a little weird.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
But.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
A little discount.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
No, but it's so strange, like it's just it's a
room full of stuff and you just go yourself like like,
it's just a I can't. I don't know if I'm
because you're not.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
You're not, You're not right, because now.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
I have to explain it to you what's called?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
So I can google it? Ask her what it's called,
so I can look it up. Give me some context. Well,
while you're doing that, I'll tell you this.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
What's the name?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Oh yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Took me to that has the boxes?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Oh my god. My mother texted me yesterday. She was like,
she's like, how come everybody hates Tiffity Hattish. I was like,
because she's a terrible person. She was like why. I
was like, Oh, there's so many reasons. I can't get
into it right now in text message. So I went
to Cowboy Carter to see our capitalist cousin.
Speaker 12 (29:49):
Hey, Beyonce and behind will flock to that Life Stadium today,
but Beyonce's Cowboy Carter Tour the Music Icon will have
five performances there over the next week. The tour celebrates
her eighth studio album, Cowboy Carter, for which you to
Call the Grammy Award for Album of the Year and
made history. Is the first black homan to win the
Grammy for best country album.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Oh okay, how was that? Did you like it more
than Renaissance or oh I.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Think I might have low key and Renaissance was fun
as fuck. Let's be very clear. Cowboy Carter so fun
and like so good everything you think it is, it's
even better than that.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Hmmm.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Like and you know, I don't be giving like you know,
like this give do where it is, Duke. You know
what I'm saying that lady puts her whole all, her
whole ass and her whole team's ass, because of course
there is a phenomenal team behind her as well. The
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way that they execute together is just wah delicious, Like
it was fan fucking tastic. Now listen, all of my
criticisms still stand. I was cold, so I had to
buy a one hundred dollar plus hoodie to not be
cold for the remainder of the night. One hundred dollar
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plus might have been like a one fifty situation. Like,
my critiques still stand. But you know, I got critiques
for a lot of my cousins, so you know, I wish,
I wish we could. But I do like the way
that the platform is used to highlight blackness and its fullness,
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and it is a very specific brand of blackness, absolutely,
but it's it is a delicious brand of blackness, you know,
and all those things can exist at the same time.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yeah, I think oftentimes we kind of talk about capitalism
and like, a, yes, it's bad. However, it's not something
we can escape unless, if you, yeah, until certain things
happened and we advance, like Mark suggested, But I we're
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going to be capitalism until we die. So I just
choose to just not address it because honestly, you can't
fight it. They're doing. White folks or people in power
are doing their best and their damns to ensure that
it keeps thriving.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Because what's that nasty? What's that ship gold? What's that
that bill called beautiful? Oh beautiful Bucks and Bitches Bill
or whatever the fuck they called it. I'm like, oh
my god, oh my god, get it out of here,
get it out of here. I don't I don't want
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to talk about them. Actually, I agree with you that
capitalism is a very large demon. I also think it
is the largest enemy of all of humanity. It is
what has caused all of this shit. It is why
people continue between capitalism and powerthirst. But anyway, that's not
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what we're here for. I have us, I have stuff
to share with you. I'm trying to where do I start.
So did you know that Jason is the name from
ancient Greece. That's just we can leave that right there.
(33:44):
We can revisit. I have thoughts, but above all that,
I wanted to share. So you know, you know, we
are in a season of like we're getting older, which
means loved ones are getting older, you know, and sometimes
you're facing this right now. You end up having to
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clean out loved ones homes or rooms or what have you,
and you come across things that tell you more about
who they were as intimate people. So somebody was cleaning
out their grandmother. The grandmother passed and they were cleaning
out her stuff, and they found a receipt and a
(34:26):
business card. The business card is the business of doctor Dan. Okay,
doctor Dan Expert. He's an expert in plane and fancy
fucking evenings by appointment only, all right. The business card
(34:48):
says virgins are treated gently, spinsters are satisfied. Extra attention
given to neglected married women. Widows are a specialty cut
rate to parties of six or more. Satisfaction with one
hard on well, like I.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
Said, I mean it runs me.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
It runs the gamutser yes, not about sex, okay.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
But sometimes it involves sex. But after you've completed your contract.
Yeah yeah, sure, okay, these weekend things that you do,
do you sleep together?
Speaker 8 (35:18):
Now?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Are you ready for some pricing?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Yeah, because I'm interested at this group rate works.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
I too was wondering how the group rate worked. Parties
of six or more satisfaction with one hard one. This
was a bluepill situation. All right, So mind you, this
is all by the hour. Okay, there's an additional fit.
This is by the hour. Plain insertion twenty dollars.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Put it in, and that's it.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Missionary with caresses twenty seven dollars. Inverted positions twenty two fifty,
dog fashion twenty two fifty with barking and yelping. It's
an extra twenty five dollars. A womb stretch is thirty
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nine twenty five. A tongue bath is fifty dollars. A
muff dive is one hundred dollars. I'm trying to under
I feel like, actually I just I was about to
I was, I was about to ask the question, and
then I answered it immediately, but exactly you know when
(36:37):
they do the whole like you know, when you're actually
with a nigga who's about to eat you all right,
you know in betwixt the thighs and the little you know,
you're feminine. Fats is what Tristan likes to call my
little belly, you know, all that kind of stuff. So
a tongue bath is fifty dollars. A muff dive is
one hundred dollars per hour, thirty seven to fifty all
(37:01):
night though, one hundred and fifty dollars. Now in the
extra attention category, we have titty chewing for a dollar
and fifteen cents, French kissing on the mouth, only pussy
for the pussy see the muff dive pricing two seventy
five for French kissing. A French tickler is three twenty five.
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A fingerdiddle is nine fifty. And if you need vasiline,
he has that on hand. But it's a dollar twenty
five charge.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Damn even of turns for sauces too. That's crazy.
Speaker 8 (37:40):
Now let me I know, like McDonald's I remember when
that came into play. Doctor dan U.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Now I have a question because he did not get
to the group rate and but also Nana. What did
Nana purchase? What was her receipt for? How much does
she spend?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Oh, we don't know because Nana had the she just
had the pricing and and.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Oh, you know, we need to see what Nana got.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
I know, I would like an itemized. I personally would
like to see an itemize it.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Was it monthly every time she got her check? Did she?
Speaker 6 (38:20):
You know?
Speaker 2 (38:21):
On the third she saw doctor doctor Dad.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
So I'm just curious, Like, so nine to fifty four
a finger diddle? Is that nine to fifty an hour?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Like?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Is that like an hour finger diddling?
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Don't put a finger in me for a fucking hour.
Speaker 8 (38:40):
I don't want that.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
I don't want at all all?
Speaker 6 (38:45):
Do I look like?
Speaker 1 (38:45):
What was the King or mister Rochester.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
We're not in the fucking land of make believe?
Speaker 6 (38:54):
No, what was that?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Nigga say? King Friday? Kink Friday. No, I'm not that.
Please don't that. I also don't want a stranger niggas
tongue bath so I just got your breath all over
my body.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yeah, and titty chewing.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Don't chew my titty unless I'm into that, and I'm not,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
So like, yeah, that's so.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Now a womb I'm curious about a womb stress.
Speaker 9 (39:26):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Do you have the equipment to womb stretch?
Speaker 6 (39:31):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Are you fucking pregnant ladies to help them?
Speaker 9 (39:35):
Now?
Speaker 1 (39:36):
And then inverted positions.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Oh that's him, you know, instead of being missionary or dog.
That's probably you.
Speaker 8 (39:45):
Know some like from the side or like put the.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
One leg up.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah whatever, a couple of basic commas.
Speaker 8 (39:53):
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Titty chewing that's and then fringe kissing. So parties are
six and more like you'll just mixing juices and berries
and vasaline. It's not what you need for lubricant. Tell
(40:16):
that to homosexual No, no, y'all, y'all use the other stuff,
the navy stuff.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Hollo sexuals. Now, they use gains. Are will use anything
they can. They'll they'll use motor oil.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Oh, the responsible ones, I know use the navy.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yes, when you spit a Swiss navy, there's spit. They spit.
They'll use grease, they'll use coconut oil.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Bit is not oil.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
They all use any fucking thing.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Spit is some real like that's some real like like
wearing some cocnate nigga ship.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
It's that's prison ship, like literally that heterosextion. Oh okay,
mettersexuality is pervasive, you know, especially anyway, it's time for break.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Hit it, Claude. After these messages, will be right back.
Speaker 6 (41:23):
The local store has the best bargains you're gonna find.
Speaker 11 (41:27):
Whose ortigus is live to check out the newest location
of Fallen Price.
Speaker 6 (41:32):
She's already shopping. Look at her, Look at her, and
we're back.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
I had a fruit salad experience speaking of freaky ship.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
That was easy.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
But what happened, well, whilst in Arkansas, California, it was
also Mother's Day, so I told my mother. I was like, okay,
well you know, we'll do the things. Get you manny
petty blah blah blah. She said, I want to stay
at home. I don't want to go out and be
out in them crowds. Speak of the devil. She's calling
(42:17):
me right now, yes, because she called me hold on him. Hey, Okay,
now now what you say the store, Yes, it's that
store where it's got. It was a bunch of stuff
in boxes and everything was like a same rate. It
(42:41):
was gus, yes, and Bin's and Bin's. Come on, mam,
you took you've taken me this store twice. We went
to two locations, oh, in different days. It was different, Yes,
(43:08):
falling prices. Okay, all right, and because I'm trying to
tell Jade what I'm oh what this is. But all right,
thank you, may all right, I love you. Bye, Okay,
my ladies and.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
The sweetest lady ever. Falling prices. Every item in the
story is the same price, and that price falls each
day until everything sells. The store starts each week filled
with different assortment of fantastic items. You never know what
you will find at falling prices.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Do they have pictures? Please tell me there's pictures, well someplace.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Well, first of all, they have cartoons. They have cartoons
about us. Tuesday everything six dollars. Wednesday everything's four dollars.
See great deal. This is stuff that fell off a truck.
Great deals and great falling prices. Unique concept where customers
(44:12):
hunt for treasures each day.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Old I told you.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Every item such every week, every week blah blah blah blah.
On Tuesdays, all items are six. Wednesdays four Thursdays, two
Friday is a dollar and anything remaining on the last day,
Saturday is just thirty five cents. Oh, they're closed on Sundays.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
They're Christian, Yeah, because I got to restock the ship
that's there.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
We never know what will be in the stores each Tuesday.
It could be electronics, small appliances, food, baby items, pet supplies,
automotive office supplies, home goods, paper products, cleaning supplies, small furniture,
and more. The treasure hunt is the best part for
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many of our loyal customers. This is soon an experience
falling prices for your side.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
They got to have Google images of it.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Oh so, just so, just in case you're listening to this,
The Desert Blacks the newest Arizona stores coming January twenty eighth,
and Whole Brook Arizona Porterville location reopening September seventeenth. Store
(45:37):
closures and open it. We recently closed our Carmichael and
Fulsome outlet stores Fulsome due to site specific circumstances that
are unrelated to its success for the company as a whole.
What the fuck kind of trump pass?
Speaker 6 (45:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:55):
I wonder if that's the one of them is one
my one of them took me to in Fulsome because
my mother there. Because the one that she took me to.
It had a MAGA like make America Great Again side
on the side of the building. Because it was next
to like a truck stop. It literally says, it's a
bunch of trucks.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
This is the weirdest way. We recently closed our Carmichael
and Full some outlet stores due to site specific circumstances
that are unrelated to its success or the company as
a whole. That sounds like this administration.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Yeah, but yeah, oh yes, my free salad spot experience.
She didn't want to get, so Chris and I went
to go get Manny Petty's.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
It had been a while, so it was time. And
I was, you know, I didn't want the basic. I
want a little upgrade.
Speaker 6 (46:46):
They had.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
This was a regular. It was like fancier, but it
was it was regular to me, right, Okay. They had
all sorts of different types of ship. They had a
volcanic pedicure situation, and I was like, I'm not spending
three hundred dollars a pedicure. But I did get the
organic one, okay, because on my head it's like organic
(47:09):
whatever they do, know whatever, right, right. Mama brings out
a tray of fruit and I'm like, okay, you know,
like because she offered me like a drink, like would
you like something to drink? And I was like, yeah,
you know, you me pepsi you or whatever. And I'm
(47:31):
thinking we're gonna eat the fruit. No, the fruit was
for our pedicure.
Speaker 13 (47:40):
Hello, guys, we'll come back to our YouTube channel. So
today I'm doing our fluat pendicular. So I'm preparing my
water for the soaking of the legs. So this is
some fruit that I've added.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Meanwhile, she's working on Myra's feet and so all of
a sudden, she starts taking the fruit and just rubbing
it on me.
Speaker 8 (48:09):
What kind of freaky shit is that?
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Like on my legs it's like a slice of fucking
like orange, and she's like this on fruit, like on me,
pou And then she takes a lemon and does the
same thing. So at the end there's just fruit on
my legs and feet, Like, oh.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
So listen, it's mm hmmm exfoliation.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Oh yes, I mean I gathered that because of the
acidity in the in the citrus and stuff, right, and
so because I will say my feet did and my
legs were extremely tingly and clean afterwards. But it was
just the fact that it was just a whole fruit
tray's not expected.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Alpha hydroxyl acids and citrus fruits gently cleanse and killed
germs and certain bacteria.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
After soaking a conversation with the lemon, and the freshly.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Sliced lemons are rubbed on your legs and feets are
cool and close pores. Yeah, hold one, did she cut
the fruits up in front of you?
Speaker 12 (49:19):
Like?
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Did they put throw the fruits away that they used
you after they used?
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Well, they were just sure there's no way you could
use the fruit afterwards because all the flesh was on
my body. Okay, all that was left.
Speaker 6 (49:34):
Was a rhyme.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
I said, no pulp, okay, yeah, it was just pulp.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
And fruit flesh on my tibbi amphibia.
Speaker 6 (49:43):
It was.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
It was in betwixt my fulangies. There was no other
thinghing else.
Speaker 8 (49:49):
Do I want to sit your s pedicure?
Speaker 2 (49:53):
I'm being honest, friend. I didn't hate it. It was
just it was just taken aback. I was just like, whoa,
I was not expecting a whole like what do you
call it? Milange?
Speaker 1 (50:03):
Like?
Speaker 2 (50:03):
I was not expecting that.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Like it.
Speaker 8 (50:08):
I okay, okay, I might try it.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
I want to try the Russian dry pedicure because I
heard it's the bee's fucking knees. And then the other
side of me was like, of course Russians don't use
no fucking water.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
They don't. I had one for my birthday. I was like,
or what my birth What did I get it for?
Speaker 1 (50:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (50:36):
I did last year for my birthday, I got a
Russian pedicure.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
You liked it or it was mad to you?
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Your feet and oranges?
Speaker 6 (50:45):
No, they were.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
It's just I'm so used to having him soaked and
you do sit in water for you just don't sit
in as long.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Oh okay, So they do soak your feet like.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
They do everything first and then you soak okay. So
like I remember, she brought out like the hack saw
or whatever the fuck it was, and it was just
like a lot of I felt like I was the
dentist's office. And then I put my feet in water.
I guess to get the nail dust off. And then
(51:16):
but yeah, they used all machinery. I was like, you
would think this if you want one, I know where
to get when they got them at the mall.
Speaker 8 (51:23):
I know where they got them everywhere, Like I just go.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
All I got to do is get on the boat.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
Yeah, Like it was a different experience. I outside of
this fruit salad situation. I enjoyed it. It was fine.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
I was just like you just weren't expecting a fruit
salad for the legs.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
I was not expecting this.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Okay, okay, I have a question for you randomly? Do
they still name new baby's desiree?
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Like?
Speaker 1 (52:00):
Is that.
Speaker 8 (52:03):
I was thinking about? I was like, are they naming
new baby?
Speaker 1 (52:06):
Says?
Speaker 2 (52:07):
Like what?
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Like how do names become fully extinct? Like which names
are becoming extinct? Like are there new Britney's? Are all
Brittany's is going to be considered?
Speaker 8 (52:22):
You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
I can't imagine Brittany going out like Ruth or something,
but like I do think they're Brittany still being born. See,
I feel like.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
A Ruth would make a comeback. But I don't know,
no new Tiffany's.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
See the problem is Ruth would be like you sert
By like white people. So you have like a little
like little white child at Williamsburg name Ruth.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
I know exactly. Her name is like Ruth Brench.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
Yeah, yeah, Ruth owl. Yeah. You know what I mean
that kind of thing. Ruth Scout, Ruth Scout.
Speaker 1 (52:57):
Dribberwitz.
Speaker 8 (53:00):
Yeah, but like kids are named like Beyonce.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
Now, so like I'm like, i can't wait until twenty
sixty three when we're so much where the world is
filled with a bunch of old niggas name Jalen and
little black girl named a kid.
Speaker 8 (53:14):
That's what I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (53:16):
The elderly are about to be like every seventy year
old is about to be named.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
Nicole in a couple of my King, So many Jalens.
They're gonna be so many niggas on Capitol Hill named Jalen.
Speaker 8 (53:28):
Nigga, I had a baby named after me.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
Well, they didn't know nigga Jayden, they didn't Jaden.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
See Jayden. So many niggas graduated from high school civil
rights leaders Jaden's and and something tavious is there's gonna
be so many of those.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
How were they going to write about? Never mind?
Speaker 8 (53:51):
Hm, like Sean King, Like what's he about to be?
Speaker 2 (54:02):
I'm sure there'll be a section in history books about.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
Grifters, But like what if it's not? Like what if?
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Well, if not, then hopefully humanity will be done the
way before we gotten to that point.
Speaker 1 (54:21):
I knew we were heading in that direction where my
mother said, have you been reading about the Diddler?
Speaker 2 (54:28):
And I said, Ma, my mother asked me about that
case too, And then she.
Speaker 1 (54:42):
Asked me a question that made me realize that I
got some work to do. She said, Jay, what do
you think about Jackuarre Wright? I said, MA, how do
you know who Jackuire is? You've got to get off
the internet. She's like, I, just what do you think
(55:04):
about Jaguar right, Jane? I said, I don't, Ma, I
don't think about Jaguar right.
Speaker 2 (55:10):
And now this should you? Otherwise she'll show up.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
In your in your dreams, like have you ever heard
of a sleep paralysis demon? Do I think that that
lady has experienced some some traumas? Absolutely? Do I care
to sift through everything? She says to I.
Speaker 2 (55:28):
Don't you remember how we said there's a whirl wolfs
and how there are where people like Jaguar White right
is aware Nigga like you know, like she's a were human,
like she.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
Is, My God, that's an amazing episode we got to
because we got to know who to watch at midnight.
Speaker 2 (55:47):
You know what I'm saying, I know at midnight and.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
What are the new silver bullets?
Speaker 2 (55:58):
What are keeping kids down here? Books or blocks? Kids
can't run outside denim natural.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
Kids can't run. They run like with their arms behind
their back, like Avatar.
Speaker 2 (56:15):
This leads us to this topic about how young people
don't enunciate, like they don't move their mouths, and so
they end up talking like doing this thing. You know
how they all say, fuck is you talking about?
Speaker 1 (56:28):
What are you talking about? It was like separate your
goddamn teeth, like fucking Noah comes from sometimes and she's like, Mama,
I lose it. Do you hear me? I'm like, stop,
(56:52):
stop right now, open your mouth.
Speaker 2 (56:56):
I would be a Catholic teacher at this motherfucking ruler.
Speaker 1 (57:00):
What you want to see me turned into the trust
bold nigga. It is a couple of things that will
send me into a space.
Speaker 2 (57:08):
Immediately, like I cannot with this, Like you got to enunciate,
you got to speak English. There's a reason why, Like
there are so many people that have fought for our
for our you know, freedom to speak and learn in
this country, and it would be a great disservice to
(57:32):
bastardize it the way we have done as a country.
So please you know who else really and correctly public
gentle parents like I like I I'm I don't have
a kid, so I don't I have problematic opinions about parenting.
Speaker 1 (57:54):
It behooves me, like you know what I'm saying, Like
it's necessary for me at times to tell this nigga,
you know how it is a blessed day that you
don't get beat my nigga, Like I don't beat you,
That doesn't mean I can't, says.
Speaker 2 (58:12):
Chef John Kung. When he was talking to his dog.
His dog was like acted up. He was like, hey,
you are a rescue, don't kick.
Speaker 1 (58:28):
I'd be having a.
Speaker 2 (58:32):
Every every you know, every episode. I'm going to take
a moment to drag parents and we might lose listeners,
and I don't care because here's the problem. I realized
the problem with today's problem with today we complain about
the youth. Who's responsible for the youth? People who are
raising them? You raise your child, and that's fine, she's
(58:56):
growing up to be a decent human being the rest
of you. And if you feel like if you feel hit,
I lassie, But I'm just saying I.
Speaker 1 (59:07):
Don't think those people listen to this like.
Speaker 2 (59:10):
You have to like there are so many Like I'm
coming after every parent, like why do why do kids
don't how to do this? They don't have to do this,
it's y'all. So if you're listening to this and your
and your child's inept it's your fault. You're not wrong,
like and and what did how did we fail children?
(59:32):
I didn't fail ship because I didn't have them.
Speaker 1 (59:38):
You're not wrong. And there's certain stuff that you forget.
You have to teach him. Until this time, while I
was on this nigga's ass, I was like, yo, clean
your clean. I'm like put this here, put this here,
like clean this ship up. And I was like, wait,
you got to teach this nigga how to how to
do certain stuff? Follow Like you just think because they
(01:00:02):
grow and they learn and they exhibit, you know, some
form of intelligence that like they can automatically magically do
things and you have to remind yourself like that is
not realistic. I have to teach this nigga how to
do shit. Mm hmmm, like somebody had to teach doctor
Dan how to wound stretch.
Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Okay, it's time to go.
Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
No, I have one more thing that we need to
talk about. While we're talking to the youth like while
we're well what you know? And I need you all
to stick around for these things. I need you to
stick around. Some of y'all listen to me real close.
Please come gather around the reading rug and sit crisscross
(01:00:51):
apple sauce. Some of y'all are too fucking young for
these wigs. M Like, it's insane how many useful human
(01:01:13):
beings I see with these elderly, fucking geriatric ass wigs.
Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Have you seen that they're bringing the Jerry Curl back?
Speaker 8 (01:01:23):
Yeah, it's called the Gina Curl.
Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Oh yes on the show?
Speaker 6 (01:01:28):
Yeah yeah, Like why.
Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Because they love to bring things back? Now, why the
Jerry Curl ever got resurrected? I'm like I have.
Speaker 6 (01:01:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Like, legally we weren't allowed to based off the chemicals
that were composed.
Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Save Save Save, But somewhere, somehow, some.
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Like the EPA said no.
Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
But I guess because both Jerry and Gina are Caucasian,
they not even niggas. Yes, mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Mm hmm. Then why the fuck the Dudley's in.
Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
We have to go.
Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
I need you to listen to me.
Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
If your name is Desiree Jerry Curl or Jea Curl
if you and if your child's name is Jalen or Jaden,
sorry you caught straight. It's this whole episode I didn't
(01:02:43):
tell you about Beyond the Gates, And the reason why
I have to tell you is because there is a
storyline that is super important. I showed you all the
other time about you know, about Tawanda exposing whatever. So
in Ted or whatever. So they got they replaced the
original actor that played Ted with Keith Robinson. Now Keith
(01:03:06):
Robinson is CC from Dreamgirls, So oh oh Keith Robinson
from dream Yeah. Yeah, they replaced Big Tad. Why did
he get replaced? We don't know. There's been rumors, but
I'm not sure of the real reason. The reason I'm
(01:03:29):
telling you about this to recap is that they included
a supreme storyline. So Tammer Tuni on the show. Her
name is Anita. She was in this a group called
the Articulates, and so the Articulates eventually grow disbanded and
she became solo and she was the Beyonce whatever the
(01:03:50):
fuck right, So her husband, Vernon Clifton Davis is trying
to get her to get the band back together. Girl,
you know, like how.
Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
About your concert, blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
She was like, talk to me. She was like, I
don't know if they's gonna talk to me because I
was mean to them or whatever. Right, So then one
of them agrees her name is Tracy's the it's the
woman from the Color Purple who sang and God's trying
to tell you something. She was actually the one that
actually sang and then shook Avery kem and usurped the
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whole scene. She come in and she's like this like,
it's all fun, we can reminisce, but bit you were
ruthless and whatever the fuck. So they're like going for
the gusta for this Supremes Florence and Mary's storyline situation.
And I'm thoroughly excited because it reminds me and it
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makes me sad. Well, I'm sure it'll happen eventually. That
will never get a Supreme's biopic for real, for real.
Speaker 8 (01:04:53):
No, what, let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Diana Ross has that tattooed on her left ash cheek,
like that may never ever come to be. I will
sue your fucking sperm if you even think about putting
it out there.
Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Yeah, yeah, that's unlike until she you know, and maybe
the rest of them. Maybe Evan he looks like the
opportunist because he's with that white lady.
Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Now, well, all right, guys, we'll see you every week.
My chances of anything just dwindled further in this Beyond
the Gates.
Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
I feel like we lost this opportunity a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
But it's fine for Tracy Elis Ross. How actually, no, maybe.
Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Just say anything bad about her mama. We just know
that she'd never go sign up on a biopic.
Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
This is true, and Tracy would probably just confirm it
or should be, like that's why I've never seen a
pattern promo box.
Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Anyway, advertise on our show. If you want to, anybody
email us, including you, Tracy Ellis Ross.
Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Not anybody. Yeah, all right, we'll see you all next week.
Yeah bye, Yes, we're moving on
I've been searching for someone, but never look before my eyes,
there you were. To my surprise, it was a wive
us looking into her face. After playing a game of
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truth a day, I wanted to stay at your place.
I never thought that I I would have fallen in
love with you. But since the day we kiss I
knew it had to be you. I never thought we
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would be together. I can't believe I just made love
to you after all the things that we've been through. Now,
what are we going to do? Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Mine Sunday a friend of mine. Tuesday, we played a game. Wednesday,
you went away. Thursday things were friend same on fridayday
you came back. I wanted to kiss you on Sataturday.
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But Sunday we made love. Now whether we going oh
ha ha ha.
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Whoa whoa ha whoo whoo whoa had.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Make up?
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Okay. I had to hurry up thinking myself.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
I was like, okay, even put my notes.
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I just went off the dome.
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If I still had it, well, let's see I don't so.
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with pregnant akaa. Back of this bitch like a tampa. AKA,
what the fuck? Hold on? Everybody gets your roller. AKA.
There's new two places I'll never go with a nigga.
And that's back and forth. Akaa, how do you solve
a problem like Jay, how do.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
You hold a block clip in your head?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Akay?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Hey big red Aka, I'm done.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I gotta reap mine.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Oh wow, there's so many more. Actually, there's like literally
twenty five more.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I gotta reap mine. O mgzh my gosh, we're back. Yeah. Yeah,
it's been like a month.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Goddamn it has right, Yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
A lot of life has happened in between. Yeah, yeah,
it has. Tell us news first and then I'll tell
you what happened.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Okay, So there's you know, things are not good. You know,
I've been telling you all about how aid has not
been They've not allowed aid. Okay, the IDF has not
allowed aid into Gas of four since March. So as
of now, they've been starving the people of Gaza since March.
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I mean honestly beforehand, but really since March, where there's
been like a hard heart stop. The American military then
set up eight distribution points for every three hundred thousand people,
run only by American military personnel instead of the four
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hundred initially that were run by international and UN organizations.
So at this point, because they have politicized food because
they have used food as a means of genocide as well.
They are now trying to paint the people of Gaz
as barbaric as they are trying to get food from
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aid distribution points when they have literally been starving them
out since March. And remember before that they were poisoning,
they were poisoning people's animals, they were soiling crops, salting land.
So like, let's be clear that this is not new,
but like it's been really ramped up and it's evil.
(06:20):
It's evil and it's horrific. Also in Sudan, the RSF,
who we constantly talk about, they've been shelling neighborhoods in
North Darfar and El Fashir. And there's a healthcare disaster
unfolding in Omdurman because there is a cholera cases continuing
(06:40):
to rise, causing overcrowding in the city's health care facilities.
Per the Ministry of Health, Cartoon is recording six hundred
to seven hundred cases weekly and volunteers indicate a death
toll at around twenty people per day. That is rapid
and that is awful. Reports continue of RSF attacks on
(07:01):
Jibratt al Hic, North corfon at least four people have
been reported killed as well as continued looting, and then
it's getting worse. Actually because uh, this is this is
hard to talk about or to listen to. But also
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this is the realities of things. The women and the
girls of Sudan are getting sexually assaulted at at at
rapid rates. They're also being kidnapped by the RSF and
they're they are they are just being allowed to do
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this and like I said, being funded by the UAE.
So these are the reasons why even when we're like
what can we do? What are we supposed to do?
You know, we do have links of ways that we
can try to help on the ground with small means.
But this is evil and the root of all of this,
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of all of this capitalism, of all of this evil
is just pure wicked, hatred and evil. So the least
that we can do, as I continue to tell you all,
is to pay attention. Is to pay attention and listen
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to the people who are on the ground and what
they're telling us they need their help with. That's the
other thing. Stop listening to pseudo experts who'll be like,
well I think that no, you don't think anything, because
you don't fucking know. You get DoorDash just.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Like I do.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
And I'm not up here telling people you need to
do this. I'm like, no, pay attention because they're the
ones who are telling us how they need our help,
and they really need our help majorly by our fucking
government not perpetuating this consistent hate. That's what they really
need ultimately. But anyway, that's why we do this because
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we've got to keep awareness. So that's yes, that's been
going on.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yes, yes, yes, Well we've been off for a little
bit and that was due to me and so I
last time we all chatted, I mentioned it. But my
uncle that lived in a tent outside in the backyard,
(09:28):
effectually if you all cond come to know him as
tined uncle, he has passed on. He is no longer
here on this plane. It was a very difficult experience,
and I do want to say thank God for Chris
Rogers because he has been there for two deaths in
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my family and accepted in a way that I couldn't have.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
But it was.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
It's very surreal, I guess you can say, yeah, and
having a family member go in this type of fashion
like it was very like I was talking to Chris
about it today. He was like because I thanked him
again and he was like, you know, everybody was where
(10:21):
they were supposed to be. It was like it was
I needed to be there. He was there with my
mother because the way it was, which I don't know
if I ever told you this, but or I may
have spent in this u off camera, but like how
there are people who have homes and they rent them
out to do home health aiight or hospice or care
(10:41):
or whatever. And so that's where he eventually was. And
so I remember my mother took me over there and
I was like, this isn't like like a hospice, you know,
you think it's like some type of business park or
whatever we have to but it was a home and
were home where there was just a bunch of making
ladies who were taking care of the sick. There's one
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all this is that there is a funny moment out
of all of this, and I will tell it later.
There's always humor in everything. But you know, it's kind
of like a and I've taught I've talked about like
complicated feelings in this idea of like this person who
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passed on, who wasn't very kind to the people that
I love and people are doing all these things for
and he wouldn't do the same if it was on
the other foot. So, you know, I was telling my mother,
I was like, you know me coming up here, does
I feel like like when my grandmother died, it felt
like somebody fucking died, you know, but like with my uncle,
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you know, she was like, I feel the same. She was.
She was like it was sad, but she feels that
she could finally like move on and things and grief.
So yeah, it was a lot. If you're curious as
to how end of life stuff goes for assisted living,
(12:12):
I'm not sure if I'm ready to talk about that
just yet, but eventually I will. I feel like it
is important, and you know, it's so funny or life
moves in mysterious ways because somebody, a potential client came,
I mean, and hopefully she fully does this, but she's
an end of life doula, and I never heard of
no shit like that, Like, why wouldn't there a people
(12:35):
to help you to guide you through end of life processing? Right,
because there's only so much as social worker or a
chapter you can do at a hospital there's so many
other things like the business of death right. Like also,
I didn't know cremation costs that fucking much. I thought
(12:56):
it just was like two hundred dollars to put them
in a box and turn him into dust. You know
that motherfucker is two thousand dollars on the low end.
Jesus to what exactly? I said, excuse and we got
to discount.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Look something I hold on.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
I said, that's crazy, it's going to it costs money
to send people to hell. That's good.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
What's it costs money to send people to hell? They're like,
this is your final price?
Speaker 8 (13:29):
What's footprint friendly?
Speaker 9 (13:39):
Way?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Well, you can't compost people, j I.
Speaker 8 (13:42):
Know, because they seep out and ship you know what?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I yeah, you gotta like process them way Okay.
Speaker 8 (13:53):
They have what they call now a green burial.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Oh yeah, put you in a bag like like you
look like a big tree seed.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
This method minimizes environmental impact by avoiding embalmbing, non biodegradable materials,
and traditional landscaping practices.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I at six fourteen.
Speaker 10 (14:12):
It's a conversation maybe you've had with yourself and your
loved ones.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
What do you want to happen to your body after
you pass, and for.
Speaker 9 (14:18):
A long time it was either cremation or traditional burial
in the ground or a mausoleum. This morning, Zach Lagway
is looking at green burials. What they entail and what's
allowed in Texas.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Involve placing the body in a biodegradable container or shroud
and burying it directly in the earth.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
Well, sign me up, bury me loose, I put me.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I want to be a diamond.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Well, I told you I want to be a strain,
But like, why not do this like on a farm,
so I can be your fruits, your vegetables, your weed.
I'm your bit chah ma mother, how a child? I'm sorry,
(15:04):
Let me be everything to you cows.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Okay, sorry, Yeah, that's where I was. I had to
go to Arkansas, California to tend to some family business.
But I did learn some things along the way.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
One, remember I kept telling you all, you know, there's
this black ice cream shop in that blah blah blah.
I learned that they're definitely that in Sacramento. They're definitely
not black owned. I swear they were, but they're not.
And even worse, they're like low key racist. I don't
care that almond whatever cream. It was like butter pecan.
(15:45):
It was like Negro flavors, but instead of butter py can,
it was almond. Something I had to swirl.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
It was.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Ice cream for the wind.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
Listen, sometimes racism is funny.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
There was a headline I said that Tianna Taylor was
hurling racist insulted Ima Jumper, and I was like.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, I mean that's.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
That's like Tricks of Hotel always tells this joke and
I always have felt this. She was like, do you
ever like you just see just a whole couple of
people to a couple of gays across the street. Just
mind you're walking down the street like.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
All the y'all, because every have you noticed every group
of people, well black people, we do it like like
notice how we'll walk up with somebody we know, we'll
be like bitch and to turn around and be like bitch.
Speaker 8 (16:48):
I thought, so, I think it's.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
All I just want to get that just you know,
you know it appeals tobody, zested zeal for life.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
You're see, that's why I let my last Instagram story
posts for you. Go ahead, look at it right now. No,
look at it right now. The last one.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I bet she was something evil. It's not something well,
this was about send this to a homophobic Yeah, you
have to turn it up, homo.
Speaker 10 (17:21):
Hello, it's time to stop beating a face off the gay.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
They do not infect Yes, they were only infected.
Speaker 10 (17:31):
With troue because they were taking your breath always time.
It's time your phone and new shocking fifty.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
Oh the match.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
You can we.
Speaker 10 (17:48):
Depot crush the gender and the nustling with the song
in lesbian version by version and clean version.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Tell he's like merch okay, So here's the problem with
this post.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I I love his merch.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
This is a problem. America has a problem. It is
how we utilize the elderly as workhorses, because our elderly
are supposed to be sitting minding their own business and
their golden You Marcus, Marcus Pork is up here hawking
stick and merched.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Because he has some for like odd people autism ADHD.
He's like, it's an ADHD girl.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
The economy is so fucking you have everybody.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Keep posting that old white lady at Walmart with the
oxygen take and she's crying, And I was like, did
y'all has anybody asked who she voted for, because I
have a guess. But to your larger problem, yes.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Always, but Marcus is no, you're not gonna full be sure.
We all want to live out provide for our families,
you know, we all want to work and provide for
our families and not live in poverty. You know what
(19:16):
I mean? Exactly sure, Yeah, he wants to. He wants
to work because he has to. We want because we
have to.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Speaking of, let's play some bills so important.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
A couple things Jada next to universe, friends, romans, countrymen's ladies,
ladies and all that fall in between. I need you
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know what I mean. Remind them who the originators are
of certain content and things. Yeah, just let them know. Yeah.
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Some of you had issues. Well actually we'll talk about
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But pat.
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Ninety nine, whichever of your choosing, we are covering, never
ever met season two over there. And when I tell you,
it is not only a wang dang doodle, it is
a hoot nanny. Okay. So we haven't a time over there,
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decision making, because that's what we like to do on
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Speaker 1 (22:01):
Oh. Tickets available, Yeah, tickets available for not only Getting
Grown Live Juneteenth in Los Angeles, but also Sunday on
a Monday. I am bringing it to LA. It will
be Monday, June sixteenth, so the Monday before the live show.
Limited seating available. So I'm bringing Sunday on a Monday. Yes,
(22:25):
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Speaker 2 (22:37):
Things. Yeah, we're catching up this week. Yeah the things, Well,
we both have some things we haven't talked about, and
so let's take a break and we'll be back after
these messages hit it, Claude.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
After these messages will be right back.
Speaker 11 (23:01):
Welcome back to American science. President Trump won in twenty
twenty four were a different coalition that he assembled in
twenty sixteen. First time he won the presidency. There were
more Hispanic voters the second time.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Around, and we're black. We're talking catching up in things
we haven't recorded in a while. So when I was
in Arkansas, California, I told you all, I had to
(23:43):
go see about in the flight for my uncle or whatever.
But I had to be there for a little while,
so I got to experience the locals of Arkansas, California.
I want there to be a study because there were
more Maga Mexic against per capita then I have ever seen.
Speaker 8 (24:07):
Yeah, Florida of the.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
North Florida of the of northern north central California.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, oh yeah, not Pacific northern. No, yeah, I don't
really know.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
North central California that.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
You were in.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Arkansas, California. I'm telling you, like we okay, So we
stayed at this hotel.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
Arkansas, Florida at this point, and and so.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I had to I went upstairs to do something, come
back out and get the car whatever. And there's this
man and in a F one fifty, so I already knew,
you know, you gotta watch. And this whole man speaking,
you know, true Mexican Spanish in a T shirt that
(25:05):
says Mexican's fager. You know, there is a specific type
of Spanish. He had a T shirt that said I
Love my Jesus and I love my President, I.
Speaker 8 (25:16):
Love my Hesus Presidente.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
It was an English because then, oh I wasn't done
because on the front it looked like a like a
nigger T shirt, like you know, like a hot Yeah,
it looked the same, but in the middle it was
a cross, but over the cross was was his face
over the thing. So it was like a like a
(25:44):
opacity trend.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
You know, yeah, yeah, okay, but yes, yes, it was
the front like Jesus coming out of an explosion with
it like a truck and an American enough, it was.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
The same message on both sides of the shirt. However,
it just had the president on the back, but on
the front it had like a flag and the same
message on it. Yeah, I saw a lot of maga hats,
not from white people. I don't think white people could
afford to be maga loudly in California, well in that.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Area, oh really, but Mexicans can.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
You know?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
They Yeah, so other things I've noticed around there, because
it wasn't just people right, like they have like like
they have flags around. So my mother, my mother took
me to this thing. This was also an experience. I forget.
I need to ask her what the store was called.
(26:49):
So she took I swear bodies were in the back.
So essentially it's this store and every day the store
has a different price of goods. Right, so like today
Monday will be a three dollars day. Everything in the
store is three dollars every on maybe every Tuesday fifty
(27:14):
you know, something like that. But everything is in like
boxes and like troughs and like it is chaos bed
limb fucking like like when they try to like give
like rations out in Gilead, like when they try, like
it gave I don't want to say the R word,
(27:36):
but that's exactly what it gives, like like real refugee tah.
But like but but it's like bargain discounting things, and
so my mother is very smash Yeah, but these are
like it's just like shit in boxes. Like I don't
even know how to like explain it. Like it's just
(27:57):
ship in boxes that you have to sift through to
fine good stuff for like whatever the price it is.
Speaker 8 (28:04):
It's like the Marshals of food.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
It's not food, it's just it's stuff, like they do
have food.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
But then like it's like magnets.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
It's like stuff like stuff that you would find at
like a big lots of Michaels, all of those things
wrapped into one. But it's like surplus. It's all in
boxes or crates and that like.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
The store in the Bronx where you can buy like
Amazon package stuff.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Kind of but that's another thing when people just buy
blind items that's a little weird.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
But.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
A little discount.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
No, but it's so strange, like it's just it's a
room full of stuff and you just go yourself like like,
it's just a I can't. I don't know if I'm
because you're not.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
You're not, You're not right, because now.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
I have to explain it to you what's called?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
So I can google it? Ask her what it's called,
so I can look it up. Give me some context. Well,
while you're doing that, I'll tell you this.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
What's the name?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Oh yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Took me to that has the boxes?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Oh my god. My mother texted me yesterday. She was like,
she's like, how come everybody hates Tiffity Hattish. I was like,
because she's a terrible person. She was like why. I
was like, Oh, there's so many reasons. I can't get
into it right now in text message. So I went
to Cowboy Carter to see our capitalist cousin.
Speaker 12 (29:49):
Hey, Beyonce and behind will flock to that Life Stadium today,
but Beyonce's Cowboy Carter Tour the Music Icon will have
five performances there over the next week. The tour celebrates
her eighth studio album, Cowboy Carter, for which you to
Call the Grammy Award for Album of the Year and
made history. Is the first black homan to win the
Grammy for best country album.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Oh okay, how was that? Did you like it more
than Renaissance or oh I.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Think I might have low key and Renaissance was fun
as fuck. Let's be very clear. Cowboy Carter so fun
and like so good everything you think it is, it's
even better than that.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Hmmm.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Like and you know, I don't be giving like you know,
like this give do where it is, Duke. You know
what I'm saying that lady puts her whole all, her
whole ass and her whole team's ass, because of course
there is a phenomenal team behind her as well. The
(30:55):
way that they execute together is just wah delicious, Like
it was fan fucking tastic. Now listen, all of my
criticisms still stand. I was cold, so I had to
buy a one hundred dollar plus hoodie to not be
cold for the remainder of the night. One hundred dollar
(31:18):
plus might have been like a one fifty situation. Like,
my critiques still stand. But you know, I got critiques
for a lot of my cousins, so you know, I wish,
I wish we could. But I do like the way
that the platform is used to highlight blackness and its fullness,
(31:40):
and it is a very specific brand of blackness, absolutely,
but it's it is a delicious brand of blackness, you know,
and all those things can exist at the same time.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yeah, I think oftentimes we kind of talk about capitalism
and like, a, yes, it's bad. However, it's not something
we can escape unless, if you, yeah, until certain things
happened and we advance, like Mark suggested, But I we're
(32:18):
going to be capitalism until we die. So I just
choose to just not address it because honestly, you can't
fight it. They're doing. White folks or people in power
are doing their best and their damns to ensure that
it keeps thriving.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Because what's that nasty? What's that ship gold? What's that
that bill called beautiful? Oh beautiful Bucks and Bitches Bill
or whatever the fuck they called it. I'm like, oh
my god, oh my god, get it out of here,
get it out of here. I don't I don't want
(33:00):
to talk about them. Actually, I agree with you that
capitalism is a very large demon. I also think it
is the largest enemy of all of humanity. It is
what has caused all of this shit. It is why
people continue between capitalism and powerthirst. But anyway, that's not
(33:24):
what we're here for. I have us, I have stuff
to share with you. I'm trying to where do I start.
So did you know that Jason is the name from
ancient Greece. That's just we can leave that right there.
(33:44):
We can revisit. I have thoughts, but above all that,
I wanted to share. So you know, you know, we
are in a season of like we're getting older, which
means loved ones are getting older, you know, and sometimes
you're facing this right now. You end up having to
(34:05):
clean out loved ones homes or rooms or what have you,
and you come across things that tell you more about
who they were as intimate people. So somebody was cleaning
out their grandmother. The grandmother passed and they were cleaning
out her stuff, and they found a receipt and a
(34:26):
business card. The business card is the business of doctor Dan. Okay,
doctor Dan Expert. He's an expert in plane and fancy
fucking evenings by appointment only, all right. The business card
(34:48):
says virgins are treated gently, spinsters are satisfied. Extra attention
given to neglected married women. Widows are a specialty cut
rate to parties of six or more. Satisfaction with one
hard on well, like I.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
Said, I mean it runs me.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
It runs the gamutser yes, not about sex, okay.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
But sometimes it involves sex. But after you've completed your contract.
Yeah yeah, sure, okay, these weekend things that you do,
do you sleep together?
Speaker 8 (35:18):
Now?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Are you ready for some pricing?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Yeah, because I'm interested at this group rate works.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
I too was wondering how the group rate worked. Parties
of six or more satisfaction with one hard one. This
was a bluepill situation. All right, So mind you, this
is all by the hour. Okay, there's an additional fit.
This is by the hour. Plain insertion twenty dollars.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Put it in, and that's it.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Missionary with caresses twenty seven dollars. Inverted positions twenty two fifty,
dog fashion twenty two fifty with barking and yelping. It's
an extra twenty five dollars. A womb stretch is thirty
(36:14):
nine twenty five. A tongue bath is fifty dollars. A
muff dive is one hundred dollars. I'm trying to under
I feel like, actually I just I was about to
I was, I was about to ask the question, and
then I answered it immediately, but exactly you know when
(36:37):
they do the whole like you know, when you're actually
with a nigga who's about to eat you all right,
you know in betwixt the thighs and the little you know,
you're feminine. Fats is what Tristan likes to call my
little belly, you know, all that kind of stuff. So
a tongue bath is fifty dollars. A muff dive is
one hundred dollars per hour, thirty seven to fifty all
(37:01):
night though, one hundred and fifty dollars. Now in the
extra attention category, we have titty chewing for a dollar
and fifteen cents, French kissing on the mouth, only pussy
for the pussy see the muff dive pricing two seventy
five for French kissing. A French tickler is three twenty five.
(37:25):
A fingerdiddle is nine fifty. And if you need vasiline,
he has that on hand. But it's a dollar twenty
five charge.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Damn even of turns for sauces too. That's crazy.
Speaker 8 (37:40):
Now let me I know, like McDonald's I remember when
that came into play. Doctor dan U.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Now I have a question because he did not get
to the group rate and but also Nana. What did
Nana purchase? What was her receipt for? How much does
she spend?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Oh, we don't know because Nana had the she just
had the pricing and and.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Oh, you know, we need to see what Nana got.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
I know, I would like an itemized. I personally would
like to see an itemize it.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Was it monthly every time she got her check? Did she?
Speaker 6 (38:20):
You know?
Speaker 2 (38:21):
On the third she saw doctor doctor Dad.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
So I'm just curious, Like, so nine to fifty four
a finger diddle? Is that nine to fifty an hour?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Like?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Is that like an hour finger diddling?
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Don't put a finger in me for a fucking hour.
Speaker 8 (38:40):
I don't want that.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
I don't want at all all?
Speaker 6 (38:45):
Do I look like?
Speaker 1 (38:45):
What was the King or mister Rochester.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
We're not in the fucking land of make believe?
Speaker 6 (38:54):
No, what was that?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Nigga say? King Friday? Kink Friday. No, I'm not that.
Please don't that. I also don't want a stranger niggas
tongue bath so I just got your breath all over
my body.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yeah, and titty chewing.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Don't chew my titty unless I'm into that, and I'm not,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
So like, yeah, that's so.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Now a womb I'm curious about a womb stress.
Speaker 9 (39:26):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Do you have the equipment to womb stretch?
Speaker 6 (39:31):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Are you fucking pregnant ladies to help them?
Speaker 9 (39:35):
Now?
Speaker 1 (39:36):
And then inverted positions.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Oh that's him, you know, instead of being missionary or dog.
That's probably you.
Speaker 8 (39:45):
Know some like from the side or like put the.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
One leg up.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah whatever, a couple of basic commas.
Speaker 8 (39:53):
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Titty chewing that's and then fringe kissing. So parties are
six and more like you'll just mixing juices and berries
and vasaline. It's not what you need for lubricant. Tell
(40:16):
that to homosexual No, no, y'all, y'all use the other stuff,
the navy stuff.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Hollo sexuals. Now, they use gains. Are will use anything
they can. They'll they'll use motor oil.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Oh, the responsible ones, I know use the navy.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yes, when you spit a Swiss navy, there's spit. They spit.
They'll use grease, they'll use coconut oil.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Bit is not oil.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
They all use any fucking thing.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Spit is some real like that's some real like like
wearing some cocnate nigga ship.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
It's that's prison ship, like literally that heterosextion. Oh okay,
mettersexuality is pervasive, you know, especially anyway, it's time for break.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Hit it, Claude. After these messages, will be right back.
Speaker 6 (41:23):
The local store has the best bargains you're gonna find.
Speaker 11 (41:27):
Whose ortigus is live to check out the newest location
of Fallen Price.
Speaker 6 (41:32):
She's already shopping. Look at her, Look at her, and
we're back.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
I had a fruit salad experience speaking of freaky ship.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
That was easy.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
But what happened, well, whilst in Arkansas, California, it was
also Mother's Day, so I told my mother. I was like, okay,
well you know, we'll do the things. Get you manny
petty blah blah blah. She said, I want to stay
at home. I don't want to go out and be
out in them crowds. Speak of the devil. She's calling
(42:17):
me right now, yes, because she called me hold on him. Hey, Okay,
now now what you say the store, Yes, it's that
store where it's got. It was a bunch of stuff
in boxes and everything was like a same rate. It
(42:41):
was gus, yes, and Bin's and Bin's. Come on, mam,
you took you've taken me this store twice. We went
to two locations, oh, in different days. It was different, Yes,
(43:08):
falling prices. Okay, all right, and because I'm trying to
tell Jade what I'm oh what this is. But all right,
thank you, may all right, I love you. Bye, Okay,
my ladies and.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
The sweetest lady ever. Falling prices. Every item in the
story is the same price, and that price falls each
day until everything sells. The store starts each week filled
with different assortment of fantastic items. You never know what
you will find at falling prices.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Do they have pictures? Please tell me there's pictures, well someplace.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Well, first of all, they have cartoons. They have cartoons
about us. Tuesday everything six dollars. Wednesday everything's four dollars.
See great deal. This is stuff that fell off a truck.
Great deals and great falling prices. Unique concept where customers
(44:12):
hunt for treasures each day.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Old I told you.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Every item such every week, every week blah blah blah blah.
On Tuesdays, all items are six. Wednesdays four Thursdays, two
Friday is a dollar and anything remaining on the last day,
Saturday is just thirty five cents. Oh, they're closed on Sundays.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
They're Christian, Yeah, because I got to restock the ship
that's there.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
We never know what will be in the stores each Tuesday.
It could be electronics, small appliances, food, baby items, pet supplies,
automotive office supplies, home goods, paper products, cleaning supplies, small furniture,
and more. The treasure hunt is the best part for
(44:58):
many of our loyal customers. This is soon an experience
falling prices for your side.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
They got to have Google images of it.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Oh so, just so, just in case you're listening to this,
The Desert Blacks the newest Arizona stores coming January twenty eighth,
and Whole Brook Arizona Porterville location reopening September seventeenth. Store
(45:37):
closures and open it. We recently closed our Carmichael and
Fulsome outlet stores Fulsome due to site specific circumstances that
are unrelated to its success for the company as a whole.
What the fuck kind of trump pass?
Speaker 6 (45:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:55):
I wonder if that's the one of them is one
my one of them took me to in Fulsome because
my mother there. Because the one that she took me to.
It had a MAGA like make America Great Again side
on the side of the building. Because it was next
to like a truck stop. It literally says, it's a
bunch of trucks.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
This is the weirdest way. We recently closed our Carmichael
and Full some outlet stores due to site specific circumstances
that are unrelated to its success or the company as
a whole. That sounds like this administration.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Yeah, but yeah, oh yes, my free salad spot experience.
She didn't want to get, so Chris and I went
to go get Manny Petty's.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
It had been a while, so it was time. And
I was, you know, I didn't want the basic. I
want a little upgrade.
Speaker 6 (46:46):
They had.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
This was a regular. It was like fancier, but it
was it was regular to me, right, Okay. They had
all sorts of different types of ship. They had a
volcanic pedicure situation, and I was like, I'm not spending
three hundred dollars a pedicure. But I did get the
organic one, okay, because on my head it's like organic
(47:09):
whatever they do, know whatever, right, right. Mama brings out
a tray of fruit and I'm like, okay, you know,
like because she offered me like a drink, like would
you like something to drink? And I was like, yeah,
you know, you me pepsi you or whatever. And I'm
(47:31):
thinking we're gonna eat the fruit. No, the fruit was
for our pedicure.
Speaker 13 (47:40):
Hello, guys, we'll come back to our YouTube channel. So
today I'm doing our fluat pendicular. So I'm preparing my
water for the soaking of the legs. So this is
some fruit that I've added.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Meanwhile, she's working on Myra's feet and so all of
a sudden, she starts taking the fruit and just rubbing
it on me.
Speaker 8 (48:09):
What kind of freaky shit is that?
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Like on my legs it's like a slice of fucking
like orange, and she's like this on fruit, like on me,
pou And then she takes a lemon and does the
same thing. So at the end there's just fruit on
my legs and feet, Like, oh.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
So listen, it's mm hmmm exfoliation.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Oh yes, I mean I gathered that because of the
acidity in the in the citrus and stuff, right, and
so because I will say my feet did and my
legs were extremely tingly and clean afterwards. But it was
just the fact that it was just a whole fruit
tray's not expected.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Alpha hydroxyl acids and citrus fruits gently cleanse and killed
germs and certain bacteria.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
After soaking a conversation with the lemon, and the freshly.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Sliced lemons are rubbed on your legs and feets are
cool and close pores. Yeah, hold one, did she cut
the fruits up in front of you?
Speaker 12 (49:19):
Like?
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Did they put throw the fruits away that they used
you after they used?
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Well, they were just sure there's no way you could
use the fruit afterwards because all the flesh was on
my body. Okay, all that was left.
Speaker 6 (49:34):
Was a rhyme.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
I said, no pulp, okay, yeah, it was just pulp.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
And fruit flesh on my tibbi amphibia.
Speaker 6 (49:43):
It was.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
It was in betwixt my fulangies. There was no other
thinghing else.
Speaker 8 (49:49):
Do I want to sit your s pedicure?
Speaker 2 (49:53):
I'm being honest, friend. I didn't hate it. It was
just it was just taken aback. I was just like, whoa,
I was not expecting a whole like what do you
call it? Milange?
Speaker 1 (50:03):
Like?
Speaker 2 (50:03):
I was not expecting that.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Like it.
Speaker 8 (50:08):
I okay, okay, I might try it.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
I want to try the Russian dry pedicure because I
heard it's the bee's fucking knees. And then the other
side of me was like, of course Russians don't use
no fucking water.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
They don't. I had one for my birthday. I was like,
or what my birth What did I get it for?
Speaker 1 (50:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (50:36):
I did last year for my birthday, I got a
Russian pedicure.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
You liked it or it was mad to you?
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Your feet and oranges?
Speaker 6 (50:45):
No, they were.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
It's just I'm so used to having him soaked and
you do sit in water for you just don't sit
in as long.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Oh okay, So they do soak your feet like.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
They do everything first and then you soak okay. So
like I remember, she brought out like the hack saw
or whatever the fuck it was, and it was just
like a lot of I felt like I was the
dentist's office. And then I put my feet in water.
I guess to get the nail dust off. And then
(51:16):
but yeah, they used all machinery. I was like, you
would think this if you want one, I know where
to get when they got them at the mall.
Speaker 8 (51:23):
I know where they got them everywhere, Like I just go.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
All I got to do is get on the boat.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
Yeah, Like it was a different experience. I outside of
this fruit salad situation. I enjoyed it. It was fine.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
I was just like you just weren't expecting a fruit
salad for the legs.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
I was not expecting this.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Okay, okay, I have a question for you randomly? Do
they still name new baby's desiree?
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Like?
Speaker 1 (52:00):
Is that.
Speaker 8 (52:03):
I was thinking about? I was like, are they naming
new baby?
Speaker 1 (52:06):
Says?
Speaker 2 (52:07):
Like what?
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Like how do names become fully extinct? Like which names
are becoming extinct? Like are there new Britney's? Are all
Brittany's is going to be considered?
Speaker 8 (52:22):
You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
I can't imagine Brittany going out like Ruth or something,
but like I do think they're Brittany still being born. See,
I feel like.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
A Ruth would make a comeback. But I don't know,
no new Tiffany's.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
See the problem is Ruth would be like you sert
By like white people. So you have like a little
like little white child at Williamsburg name Ruth.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
I know exactly. Her name is like Ruth Brench.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
Yeah, yeah, Ruth owl. Yeah. You know what I mean
that kind of thing. Ruth Scout, Ruth Scout.
Speaker 1 (52:57):
Dribberwitz.
Speaker 8 (53:00):
Yeah, but like kids are named like Beyonce.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
Now, so like I'm like, i can't wait until twenty
sixty three when we're so much where the world is
filled with a bunch of old niggas name Jalen and
little black girl named a kid.
Speaker 8 (53:14):
That's what I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (53:16):
The elderly are about to be like every seventy year
old is about to be named.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
Nicole in a couple of my King, So many Jalens.
They're gonna be so many niggas on Capitol Hill named Jalen.
Speaker 8 (53:28):
Nigga, I had a baby named after me.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
Well, they didn't know nigga Jayden, they didn't Jaden.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
See Jayden. So many niggas graduated from high school civil
rights leaders Jaden's and and something tavious is there's gonna
be so many of those.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
How were they going to write about? Never mind?
Speaker 8 (53:51):
Hm, like Sean King, Like what's he about to be?
Speaker 2 (54:02):
I'm sure there'll be a section in history books about.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
Grifters, But like what if it's not? Like what if?
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Well, if not, then hopefully humanity will be done the
way before we gotten to that point.
Speaker 1 (54:21):
I knew we were heading in that direction where my
mother said, have you been reading about the Diddler?
Speaker 2 (54:28):
And I said, Ma, my mother asked me about that
case too, And then she.
Speaker 1 (54:42):
Asked me a question that made me realize that I
got some work to do. She said, Jay, what do
you think about Jackuarre Wright? I said, MA, how do
you know who Jackuire is? You've got to get off
the internet. She's like, I, just what do you think
(55:04):
about Jaguar right, Jane? I said, I don't, Ma, I
don't think about Jaguar right.
Speaker 2 (55:10):
And now this should you? Otherwise she'll show up.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
In your in your dreams, like have you ever heard
of a sleep paralysis demon? Do I think that that
lady has experienced some some traumas? Absolutely? Do I care
to sift through everything? She says to I.
Speaker 2 (55:28):
Don't you remember how we said there's a whirl wolfs
and how there are where people like Jaguar White right
is aware Nigga like you know, like she's a were human,
like she.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
Is, My God, that's an amazing episode we got to
because we got to know who to watch at midnight.
Speaker 2 (55:47):
You know what I'm saying, I know at midnight and.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
What are the new silver bullets?
Speaker 2 (55:58):
What are keeping kids down here? Books or blocks? Kids
can't run outside denim natural.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
Kids can't run. They run like with their arms behind
their back, like Avatar.
Speaker 2 (56:15):
This leads us to this topic about how young people
don't enunciate, like they don't move their mouths, and so
they end up talking like doing this thing. You know
how they all say, fuck is you talking about?
Speaker 1 (56:28):
What are you talking about? It was like separate your
goddamn teeth, like fucking Noah comes from sometimes and she's like, Mama,
I lose it. Do you hear me? I'm like, stop,
(56:52):
stop right now, open your mouth.
Speaker 2 (56:56):
I would be a Catholic teacher at this motherfucking ruler.
Speaker 1 (57:00):
What you want to see me turned into the trust
bold nigga. It is a couple of things that will
send me into a space.
Speaker 2 (57:08):
Immediately, like I cannot with this, Like you got to enunciate,
you got to speak English. There's a reason why, Like
there are so many people that have fought for our
for our you know, freedom to speak and learn in
this country, and it would be a great disservice to
(57:32):
bastardize it the way we have done as a country.
So please you know who else really and correctly public
gentle parents like I like I I'm I don't have
a kid, so I don't I have problematic opinions about parenting.
Speaker 1 (57:54):
It behooves me, like you know what I'm saying, Like
it's necessary for me at times to tell this nigga,
you know how it is a blessed day that you
don't get beat my nigga, Like I don't beat you,
That doesn't mean I can't, says.
Speaker 2 (58:12):
Chef John Kung. When he was talking to his dog.
His dog was like acted up. He was like, hey,
you are a rescue, don't kick.
Speaker 1 (58:28):
I'd be having a.
Speaker 2 (58:32):
Every every you know, every episode. I'm going to take
a moment to drag parents and we might lose listeners,
and I don't care because here's the problem. I realized
the problem with today's problem with today we complain about
the youth. Who's responsible for the youth? People who are
raising them? You raise your child, and that's fine, she's
(58:56):
growing up to be a decent human being the rest
of you. And if you feel like if you feel hit,
I lassie, But I'm just saying I.
Speaker 1 (59:07):
Don't think those people listen to this like.
Speaker 2 (59:10):
You have to like there are so many Like I'm
coming after every parent, like why do why do kids
don't how to do this? They don't have to do this,
it's y'all. So if you're listening to this and your
and your child's inept it's your fault. You're not wrong,
like and and what did how did we fail children?
(59:32):
I didn't fail ship because I didn't have them.
Speaker 1 (59:38):
You're not wrong. And there's certain stuff that you forget.
You have to teach him. Until this time, while I
was on this nigga's ass, I was like, yo, clean
your clean. I'm like put this here, put this here,
like clean this ship up. And I was like, wait,
you got to teach this nigga how to how to
do certain stuff? Follow Like you just think because they
(01:00:02):
grow and they learn and they exhibit, you know, some
form of intelligence that like they can automatically magically do
things and you have to remind yourself like that is
not realistic. I have to teach this nigga how to
do shit. Mm hmmm, like somebody had to teach doctor
Dan how to wound stretch.
Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Okay, it's time to go.
Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
No, I have one more thing that we need to
talk about. While we're talking to the youth like while
we're well what you know? And I need you all
to stick around for these things. I need you to
stick around. Some of y'all listen to me real close.
Please come gather around the reading rug and sit crisscross
(01:00:51):
apple sauce. Some of y'all are too fucking young for
these wigs. M Like, it's insane how many useful human
(01:01:13):
beings I see with these elderly, fucking geriatric ass wigs.
Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Have you seen that they're bringing the Jerry Curl back?
Speaker 8 (01:01:23):
Yeah, it's called the Gina Curl.
Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Oh yes on the show?
Speaker 6 (01:01:28):
Yeah yeah, Like why.
Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Because they love to bring things back? Now, why the
Jerry Curl ever got resurrected? I'm like I have.
Speaker 6 (01:01:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Like, legally we weren't allowed to based off the chemicals
that were composed.
Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Save Save Save, But somewhere, somehow, some.
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Like the EPA said no.
Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
But I guess because both Jerry and Gina are Caucasian,
they not even niggas. Yes, mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Mm hmm. Then why the fuck the Dudley's in.
Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
We have to go.
Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
I need you to listen to me.
Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
If your name is Desiree Jerry Curl or Jea Curl
if you and if your child's name is Jalen or Jaden,
sorry you caught straight. It's this whole episode I didn't
(01:02:43):
tell you about Beyond the Gates, And the reason why
I have to tell you is because there is a
storyline that is super important. I showed you all the
other time about you know, about Tawanda exposing whatever. So
in Ted or whatever. So they got they replaced the
original actor that played Ted with Keith Robinson. Now Keith
(01:03:06):
Robinson is CC from Dreamgirls, So oh oh Keith Robinson
from dream Yeah. Yeah, they replaced Big Tad. Why did
he get replaced? We don't know. There's been rumors, but
I'm not sure of the real reason. The reason I'm
(01:03:29):
telling you about this to recap is that they included
a supreme storyline. So Tammer Tuni on the show. Her
name is Anita. She was in this a group called
the Articulates, and so the Articulates eventually grow disbanded and
she became solo and she was the Beyonce whatever the
(01:03:50):
fuck right, So her husband, Vernon Clifton Davis is trying
to get her to get the band back together. Girl,
you know, like how.
Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
About your concert, blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
She was like, talk to me. She was like, I
don't know if they's gonna talk to me because I
was mean to them or whatever. Right, So then one
of them agrees her name is Tracy's the it's the
woman from the Color Purple who sang and God's trying
to tell you something. She was actually the one that
actually sang and then shook Avery kem and usurped the
(01:04:20):
whole scene. She come in and she's like this like,
it's all fun, we can reminisce, but bit you were
ruthless and whatever the fuck. So they're like going for
the gusta for this Supremes Florence and Mary's storyline situation.
And I'm thoroughly excited because it reminds me and it
(01:04:42):
makes me sad. Well, I'm sure it'll happen eventually. That
will never get a Supreme's biopic for real, for real.
Speaker 8 (01:04:53):
No, what, let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Diana Ross has that tattooed on her left ash cheek,
like that may never ever come to be. I will
sue your fucking sperm if you even think about putting
it out there.
Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Yeah, yeah, that's unlike until she you know, and maybe
the rest of them. Maybe Evan he looks like the
opportunist because he's with that white lady.
Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Now, well, all right, guys, we'll see you every week.
My chances of anything just dwindled further in this Beyond
the Gates.
Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
I feel like we lost this opportunity a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
But it's fine for Tracy Elis Ross. How actually, no, maybe.
Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Just say anything bad about her mama. We just know
that she'd never go sign up on a biopic.
Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
This is true, and Tracy would probably just confirm it
or should be, like that's why I've never seen a
pattern promo box.
Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Anyway, advertise on our show. If you want to, anybody
email us, including you, Tracy Ellis Ross.
Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Not anybody. Yeah, all right, we'll see you all next week.
Yeah bye, Yes, we're moving on
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