Declassified, vol. I

We decided to declassify some of our content from our patreon. This week, Abe has picked out some of the highlights from our now defunked Pre-show from 5 years ago. A lot of this may be new to you, and if not, hopefully you'll relive the memories with us.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Everybody Jada Next listeners around the globe. We are deciding
to do something new. We have a lot of stuff
that you have never heard, stuff from beyond the Gates
a KAA the paywall a Patreon, and we realized that

(00:25):
a lot of you have not heard this content, and
so we want to unearth and give you vintage Jada
nextt So we'll come out with a couple of these
what's called declassified episodes. We're taking things you know that
we're classified and now they're not. So our producer team

(00:46):
has has picked some of my favorite moments, some of
them not all from the pre shows that we used
to do three or four years ago that we don't
do anymore.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
We moved on some of else.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
May you've got to join the Patreon.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, it's a while that we three or four years
ago that we did and we moved on to now
the ABC Show. But you're right, join our Patreon, join
our YouTube channel. If you're on Patreon, you've seen these
videos before, so you can just go on look. But
those of you who have not experienced this audio definitely
enjoy And.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, do we have anything else?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
No, we'll see you all next week for a brand
new episode.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yep, bye bye. So shout out to Deborah Roberts. She's
now the main anchor on twenty twenty. You know, we
love a few black women in media. So let me
tell you about Jamie and Jennifer Faith. Okay, this is

(01:55):
some white mess, white evil mess. So so there was
this guy named Jamie, and it is so wild how
it happened, because everything happened during the pandemic, right, So
in the very beginning, Jamie and his wife are going

(02:16):
out for a walk and during the pandemic, getting some
daily fresh air, around like seven o'clock in the evening,
and she walks out first with the dog and it's
all caught in the ring camera and he while they're
out for a walk, about three minutes later, Jamie gets
shot point blank in the face and in the chest

(02:40):
and in the groin. What And Jennifer is wrestled to
the punched and wrestled to the ground and with her
trying to escape and avoid getting.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Robbed or whatever the fuck.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
While this is all going on, neighbors hear the gunshots
because it's multiple and it's a quiet neighborhood in Oakland,
dall In neighborhood in Dallas.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah, and so oh, Cliff, that's my hood.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, and so this Latino man heard it and right
outside and he was like, oh shit, my neighbor is
in the middle of street dead. But he turns to
the right and he sees the killer with the gun,
so then he runs the fuck back inside. Mind you,
this is on ring footage, so we watching this shit

(03:31):
to motherfucking together, right, So then afterwards he goes mister
the neighbor runs and go gets his gun because Texas,
and then runs right outside to see what the fuck
is going on with the goings on all while the
killer goes away, runs in a pickup truck and goes away.

(03:53):
Mind you, has a mask on is COVID so you
can't see faces. So is just weeping hysterical because her
husband got murdered. Point the fuck blink right, like, so
that's no accident, right.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Like, it's the way you kill, especially the way the
hits all that, Like.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Yeah, I thought she could be a part of it,
but go ahead.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Right, so then you know the way they were analyzing
the bullet wounds, they were like, this has to be
like a trained killer type of thing, right, because you
don't if you're just a random robbery.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Why wouldn't he hit her? Like, why wouldn't he kill her?
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
This had to be very specific. So of course they
go through rabbit hole of all of his you know
stuff or whatever. And he was the husband Jamie and
Jamie worked for. He was like head of it at
American Airlines and during the pandemic, you know, he had
to let a lot of people go, and there was
a lot of bitter people, so you know, it was

(04:59):
like co workers, like who did he fire?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Who did he let go of?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
They're also like looking into the marriage, right, like, so
what was going on was their family, was their fidelity.
He wasn't cheating or anything. Nothing was going on. So
in the meantime, while they're trying to figure out the
motive and who did it or whatever, the fuck because
the police and there's black police officers, which so they're

(05:29):
trying to figure out what the fuck is going is
on with the goings on. Meantime, Jennifer puts out like
makes a group chat and with like all her friends
and family, and it's like, you know, fuck the police
because they're not doing anything and they're not moving as
swiftly enough as I would like them to. So I'm
gonna keep you guys all updated in here, and if

(05:50):
you guys see anything, say something, you know, a little
little network for her own personal whatever. Now, Jamie was
kind of like a party guy. Like he was like
a big white guy that wore Hawaiian shirts that type.
But he wasn't like the type to like get involved
with like fights or anything. Like he was just like

(06:11):
a big, jolly Drew Carrey type.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Okay, And so.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
They interviewed his besties, like he met friends wherever he went,
Like his best friends were friends that he had met
randomly at a bar and just general good guy right,
and he had no intentions on getting married or whatever.
But when him and her mete Jamie met Jennifer, they

(06:37):
were like besties.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
You know, she's into.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
The Drew Carrey stick that he had going on, like,
and they look like they fit, right. She already had
a daughter, and so he was like, play a stepdad.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Shit was cool.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
They were living in Arizona, however, they moved to Dallas
because she got a They both got promotions at their
jobs because she speech pathologists. All relevant to the story, Okay.
So they keep digging and digging and they're trying to
find like what's going on. So remember most most this

(07:13):
twenty twenty, so everybody in the neighborhood pretty much has
ring cameras on their doorbells. So through all that footage
they were able to cipher to suss out where he
got into the car and what type of car it was.
So it was like a Nissan truck and it had
like a little te emblem on the window, and they

(07:34):
were like, it's a Texans sticker. It's Texas. Everybody's a
Texans fan. How are we going to find this? And
everybody in Texas has a pickup truck, so what do
we do here? So they based off of like camera
footage and all this stuff, they find the car. They
find the truck all the way out in Tennessee and

(07:56):
they're like, well, why the fuck would somebody in Tennessee
have anything to do with killing somebody in Dallas, like
seven hundred miles away.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
That's fucking crazy, right you get ready.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
In the meantime, they remember how I said that she
they were from Arizona or they had moved to Arizona. Well,
when they met in Arizona, that she was she grew
up in Arizona and she had a first love named Darren,

(08:40):
and Darren was I think they were there first for
each other and stuff like that. And after high school
it didn't work out. He ended up going into the
military and they just lost touch and she moved and
got married to Jamie and all that jazz, and so

(09:00):
while the twenty years past, he had joined the military.
He became a green Beret, which is a motherfucking trained
killer who can train other people to train other motherfuckers
to kill. He even has a purple heart. He got
audibly discharged because he was in a vehicle that exploded.

(09:20):
So he has tons of PTSD and a bunch of
ailments that has impaired his judgment. So he while he
was sitting lonely in the Cribbington during the pandemic, he
randomly found Jennifer's email. It was like, hey, it's been

(09:44):
twenty seven years, baby, come back.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
You know I missed you all this good stuff do
you know that?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Jennifer's response was I have been looking and waiting for you, right, So.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Remember I said, I thought what if she had something
to do with it?

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Right?

Speaker 1 (10:10):
So they aren't texting back and forth all day there
are some days where they exchanged six hundred text messages.
There was a point where on Thanksgiving Day there I'm
jumping ahead, but there's a Thanksgiving Day they exchanged twenty

(10:31):
four thousand messages between each other between calls and text messages.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Twenty four thousand. Yeah, how is that possible?

Speaker 1 (10:41):
So, right, So they calculate like minutes and like and
text messages and any type of can like if they tweeted,
emailed or whatever. Right, So they'd be on the phone
all day every day, and I would be like, well,
where the fuck was James? I were with her husband

(11:01):
because apparently she got she got laid off from work,
so she had nothing to do, and he was the
head of it. So clearly he had work all the
time for American Airlines. He's making a lot of money.
He had a four hundred thousand dollars like insurance policy
here and another six hundred thousand dollars in like pension here,

(11:24):
So there's a lot of money going involved, right, So.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Mister was at work.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
So while they're emailing and catching catching up over each
other's lives over the last twenty years, she is like
telling him that she's having issues in their marriage to
the point where she says that he is a her husband,
Jamie is abusing her, and so green Beret right, and

(11:54):
so he's like, I know you into like BDSM or whatever,
because that was like kind of thing, but she was like, no.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
This is abuse.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
So then they had a mutual friend named Robbie, and
Robbie knows Jamie and all that, and for whatever reason,
Darren found Robbie's email address or it was provided to him, right,
and he emails Robbie and is like, do you know

(12:27):
what's going on with Jamie and Jennifer, Like he's hitting
her and she's showing me pictures, showing him pictures of
like abuse marks, and Robbie's confirming it, like yeah, I'm concerned.
You know, there's some shit going on and I don't
know what to do, and green bereat Dren was like.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Well, I know what must be done.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Oh, And Robbie was like, I can't tell you what
to do, but if I was you, I would do
the same thing. So there was a point. So then
all of a sudden and Darren gets an email from
Jamie and is like, stop emailing my wife or you're

(13:09):
going to regret continuing to email my wife. So Darren
continues to get emails from Jamie like haha, I fucked yo, bitch,
and blah blah, he's my wife, like berating him, like
sending him pictures. This is what I did to my
wife today. My wife, My wife would abuse like some sick,

(13:31):
twisted shit.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (13:34):
I know, some swick dark like dark shit, right. So
he was as listening to the story, Oh my god.
So then she well, I got it first of all,
need to tell you this.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
She started telling him like they like after like ten
days of communicating, he's all of Darren's telling her like
I love you, like I missed you so much since
we were in high school. And she's like reciprocating. This
left after like a week and a half of talking,
and as months continue, that's when this whole email chain
goes back and forth. So there goes a point where

(14:17):
she's like I need to escape and get away or whatever.
So she goes to like visit her sisters or something,
and he was like, put like some GPS shit on
your phone, so I know that you're safe, you know,
in case he tries to take you out in the
woods or kill you or whatever.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
The fuck so.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
She's like, okay, cool, nothing ever happens because he doesn't
kill her obviously, and she comes back, but she never
takes the tracker off her phone, so he you know,
knows where she is at all times. There was so
then there was a straw that broke.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
The camel's back.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
He got another email and was like some real whole, horrible,
heinous things was said, and that just set him off.
And so Darren, because he knew where she was the
whole time because of this tracker, he went over and
shot and killed Jamie.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Welcome back.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
We focused now for a little bit on the killing
of an American Airlines and executive.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Right outside his old cliff home.

Speaker 6 (15:23):
The murder, in fact, was highlighted this year on CBS
was forty eight hours.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
His name was Jamie Faith And today finally the trial
for the accused gunman started.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
We got our Steve Pickett joining his live from Crowley Courthouse.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Take us inside, Steve.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
So, so why he chased her down?

Speaker 2 (15:41):
And so that's part one.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Oh my god, I'm gonna try to wrap it up
because it's so juicy. So then a right, so police
are stune, right, they don't have a lead, and like well,
why the fuck would you killed like whatever?

Speaker 2 (15:59):
The fuck?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
So they they figure out who Darren is and how
he killed her or whatever, and so they're trying to
figure out like what this all meant or whatever. And
they discovered that he was an ex flame of hers.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
And so he was all sex like love love love.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
From high school. It was like her ex boyfriend from
high school. These people are in their forties, mind you. Okay,
So she uh, they subpoena phone phone records, and she
smartly deleted all of the text messages that she had

(16:44):
because she kind of had a feeling that they might
suspect her to be a part of it, and she
wanted to protect him because she was aware that he
killed her, that he killed Jamie. And I do want
to point out the fact that this was the first
time that Jamie and not that Jennifer and Darren had

(17:06):
saw each other in twenty seven years.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah, I mean that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
It was the first time where he got the gumption
to go kill the husband of his of the object
of his affection.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
And they'd been talking for how long.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
A few months about seven months before the murder.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Okay, So.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
When they finally when they pick him up or whatever.
They do the split thing, right, like they pick him
up in Tennessee. They said, they do a whole setup thing,
a sting, and he cooperates or whatever because he's military.
So he's like, I don't know what the fuck I
did wrong, and YadA, YadA, YadA.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
And so.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
They go through and subpoena the phone records and they
figure out that she has been talking to him because
even if you delete messages, they could still recover. And
what she thought she deleted. She thought she deleted all
the evidence except one thing. There was a text message
between her and her good homegirl where she admitted to
having an affair with this guy. And you know what

(18:15):
the other gag was.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Remember that group.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Text message, Chane and I told you where she was
trying to update all her family and friends about the investigation.
Darren was in that group chat, so he knew all
the ins and outs of the investigation.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
How why was she in that group chat.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Because she put him in it.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
But the family didn't know.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
No, because she's always said, oh that's my best friend.
No one paid attention to. No one ever checks who's
in a group chat. Everybody was just trying to support her. Right, like,
this is my homegirl. She's going through it. Her best
friends were giving her money. They had a GoFundMe set
up for her sixty k, right, because she also couldn't

(19:00):
you couldn't access any of those moneies that I told
you about about assets because of an investigation, because it's
a murder investigation.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Right.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
So they go through in subpoena all like all the
tech and stuff, and they confront her and they're like, girl,
we know you communicate with him all the time. We
see all these messages, like thousands upon emails upon emails, right,

(19:36):
and we know exactly what happened. So it come to
find out that remember those emails that from Robert or
whatever the fuck that was saying that was confirming the abuse.
She was writing those emails, she created a fake account.

(19:58):
Because the police called Robert and was like, do you
know this email account? He was like, I've never heard
about that ship before. You can take my computer and
run it.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Now.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
You remember those emails from Jamie saying stay away from
my wife.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
She made those emails. Yes, she.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Manipulated, right, she manipulated this man into killing into killing
her husband. So they get on you know, they figure
it out, arrest her, arrest him, and so he's like,
he gets on the stand, Darren Lopez does it.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
He was like, he.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Admits to killing him, But he was like, I killed
him because I thought she was being abused.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
I thought he was.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
He thought he was being a good Samaritan and that
would have gotten rattle.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Because of undying love for her.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
No, I mean yes, but no, because she was. He
was under the guys that he is being this person
is being abused, and I need to protect her. Jamie
was not abusing her at all. Those are the pictures
that she sent him were pictures from an old car
accident she suffered from. There were some pictures that were

(21:19):
stock images.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
So she was trying to get her husband killed just
because she didn't want to be with him anymore.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
It seems like she's she was just trying to get
the money out of situation.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
The point then, what was the point then, I don't
know the fake emails to oh wait, no, the point
was to piss him off. But he was already pissed
off because she was allegedly being abused.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Soult to all this was insult to injury to prove
the case, to make sure that she could get whatever
the fact, I don't. No one knows her motives, and
she's still delusional. She's in jail today and he got
convicted too for killing somebody, and he's appealing because I'm
like free Darren Lopez.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
But because she's white.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Oh yeah, everybody's white in this situation.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Except for Darren Lopez.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
It's very complicated how you want to answer that question.
But I said, everybody's white in the situation.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Okay, Valentina.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
I have to talk to you about Valentina because that was
a very important conversation she had. But yes, I yeah,
that was a hell of a twenty twenty.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Wow, I forgot this was on twenty twenty. I need
to watch this.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
It's the first episode of this season.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Well I left out a bunch, So so let's let's
chat about about Monique. Yes, yeah, so if you didn't
know Monique, I love us for real?

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Uh when on she went down to the club che.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Which I really we should have known, like he is
no real journalist with a stupid name like that, But whatever, right, Shannon.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Sharp, listen, I'll start off by saying something nice.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Shannon Sharp has been.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Like post his his sports career.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
He has been consistent in the sports media realm. Right, Yes,
that Nigga was doing commentary when I was with my
ex fiance. So Shannon Sharp has has paved his way
in sports casting.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Shannon Sharp is by no way shape form of fashion
A journalist.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
No, no, but he's still better than Jenniferud's.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
It's not waymen's history about it yet.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
And he's still Listen, Jennifer, all they just do is
like all pictures and sing I.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Don't want to do Like I was like, you know,
I don't want to do this publicly.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
I'm not going to do it publicly.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
But but it popped up on my television after something
else had gone off, and I was like, she's so.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Pleasant. Yeah, but goddamn, why does this exist?

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
It's almost like and like I hate daytime TV. Like
if we were to ever do daytime, I want to
bring nighttime to daytime.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yes, people hated Wendy, but Wendy was great, like she
brought the mess and realism to the.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Morning and she bonded generations.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah, old messy people and young messy people.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Noah was two. How grandmother to be watching Wendy Williams
the commercial. Come on, she'd be like Wendy so.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Generations.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah, it's just it's really rough to watch.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Like I turned into I tuned into Drew Barrymore, she's
just like just being in people's personal spaces, like massaging
them and doing this thing the whole fucking time.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
The best one and the one I.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Could actually tolerate is Kelly Clarkson because she at least
gives us a mini concert.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
You're the second person to say that to me today,
and she's got a naturally bubbly personality. Yeah, Drew Barrymore
could probably be fine if she would just stay the
fuck up out of people's faces.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Yeah, give me five feet, like, give me six girls.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
Are we going to say criss cross apple sauce at
the at the like, are you washing the feet?

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Like Jesus, Like what? Yeah, well there.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah, every episode is like a chapter you prey love.
It's just so intensely white. Yeah, it's very intensely emotionally white.
And I just.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
But I enjoy her.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
You know, like you have to be some kind of
pleasant if you was like a thirteen year old crackhead,
you know what I'm saying, Like.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yeah, you overcome some shit, you know.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
But I also wouldn't be upset if she was the opposite,
because then I would understand.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Because you were thirteen years old, she.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Was allowed to go any direction.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Mama was nine years old at Studio fifty. Studio makes
no sense.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
And I thought about this Britty Spears documentary.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
I have so.

Speaker 7 (27:02):
Much empathy towards so many people. Paris Hilton came on
the show, and you know she had been institutionalized by
her mom, and you know, you think, like Brittany in Paris,
And I've thought it for myself. I'm sure that people
look on and think, these party girls, these privileges. How

(27:23):
dare they have feelings about any of this? They've put
themselves out there, They've asked for this. It's fair fucking game.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Surrounded by COKAA.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Drugs.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Hello for the young people who had to go Google freebasing,
go look that.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Up, they weren't my spirits. Everybody was like, I'm twenty five,
I'm twenty eight. I had to go Google? What the
fuck that was?

Speaker 3 (27:54):
I always wanted to be.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Sit around kids. Let me tell you about the ages.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
It was some outlaw bunch. Let me tell you.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
We used to ride in the front seat when we
were six without seat belts, and.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
It wasn't.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
No, not at all, not at all.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Did I ever tell you about the time I rolled
out of my father's work truck.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
I never told you that.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
No.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Okay, hold on, do they still are they still there? Ever?
So faint?

Speaker 4 (28:32):
I used to have these scars on my knuckles that
I guess have kind of face. Oh no, they're still
kind of there on this one. I don't know if
you all can kind of see across here. Not my freckles.
I'm very freckly.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
So my father.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Has always installed floors. He's always been a contractor. So
he had a truck. Uh, I will one day, I'll
tell you all about how he had to always keep
a glovebox open because they like to rob people in
the projects. But anyway, so my father had a work truck,
and in the late eighties and early nineties, there was

(29:12):
no requirement for children to be of any particular size
or anything. There weren't all these conversion seats that turned
like a four and one. We didn't have all of that, right,
There was car seats and then niggas you know.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
It just was what it was. We were just great.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
It was seats and then hope.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Right, and we were just you know, and it just
glad not to be on public transportation.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
So my father is taking me to school and back.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Also, kids, cars were built differently. They were heavier and
they were sturdier, but that also meant like, you know,
how now if your door is not fully closed, you
all have the little sign on the car that tells
you this door is open, you know, and the light
won't go off. It wasn't like that in the eighties
and nineties. The doors would shake. There was no indicator

(30:07):
and the doors would just shake and make noise if
they weren't closed all the way. So we're driving not
too fast, maybe thirty miles an hour on the street,
and he's like, hey, close the door. And I was like,
well you have to stop first. He was like, just
do it real fast, like open it and close it
real fast. Well, eight year old Jade one picture day,

(30:37):
open that door and rolled out like a fucking opossum
man this.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
Carg and do all kind of thing. Man, I want
to see.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Check us out right now.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
So what are you doing? Man, don't come.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
I literally opened the door and whoof I was yanked
out of the car and tumbled.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Down a street with cars coming.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
And so my knuckle. I was eight, nigga, this was
thirty years ago. Like it's fine, laugh at it. So
busted bloody knuckles on picture day, right, Oh, it gets worse.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
So it's busted bloody. Oh just you fucking wait.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
So my knuckles are busted and bloody. Here come my father.
He's not a freaker outer. You get out the car.
You okay, shake it off, shake it off, walk it off,
shake it off. My father's favorite words to us when
something happened to it was shake it off. That's how
I ended up getting a broken arm, but not going
to the doctor for three days.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
That's another story.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
So I told y'all the eighties and then I just wow.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
So he's like, shake it off, shake it off. So
I'm like, okay, get back in the truck. He takes
me to school.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
We go straight to the nurse's office. Hello, miss, my
daughter busted up her knuckles on my way. Okay, you
bandaged them up before she goes to class, and so
the nurses like, okay, like this is bad.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
So she's like she's cleaning it.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
She puts the solution and you know the shit that
turned brown the iodine and she doing all the shit
she has abandoned him up. We also had it. My
teacher had an assistant because Niggas was bad. So we
get to the class and my teacher and I can't write,
like I can't hold my pencil because my knuckles hurt
so bad, so I can't bend my fingers all the
way to write. So the teacher's like, all right, I'm

(32:53):
gonna have a teachers assistant help you. We're writing and
stuff today, like we'll just you'd be easy. I was like, oh, okay,
so you don't have to keep my hands down during
the picture. So later I get home and I had
to let myself in because latch kids.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
I can't imagine no one letting hurtself in. And I'm
like trying to make food. My mother comes home, What
the hell happened to your hands?

Speaker 4 (33:24):
I was like, I fell out of daddy's truck all
the way to school and busted up my knuckles.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
They're so bad. You got my father, I mean my mother.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Nine one one, Oh my god, no on the pager,
so she paid my father nine one one. You call
your black ass called me now? Yeah, she calls my grandmother.
Mind you, my mother and my grandmother, my father's mother
do not like each other. She calls my grandmother. Both

(33:56):
of them got in that. Niggas asked why didn't you
take her to the hospital, and he was like it
was it was a hands like when ahead. And this
is why my father still apologizes to me to this
day because he's like, I was a real stupid. He
was like, I was stupid. I was young because my

(34:16):
parents were young, So I was young and I was stupid,
and I was like.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
You were a little dumb, but I was. You were
a good dad.

Speaker 6 (34:21):
I kind of.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
I'm still standard. I'm still strong.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
So did those dad thing? Ever, that's how shake it off,
Shake it off, shake it off.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
That's how young Jade still has very faint scars. Oh
there's there's a few right there. You could my hands
are ashy.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Oh wow. So we had a block party, Oh yeah
in l A. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
So my building is I guess, and it's a gentrified
building obviously, because everywhere out like you have these beautiful buildings.
And then it's just like niggas should that's been here
from the twenties, yep, but or ninety four, because it's
only those two extremes. So apparently there was a block

(35:10):
party for a local rapper in the neighborhood and they
had it in the block behind me, and it was
live performance. It was carnival style. You had games and things,
oh that.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
You had.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
But the performer, I don't know who this young person was.
I don't know how they identify if I'm just gonna
go with young person because you know, everybody in that.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Particular age group is fluid.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
So everybody's an everybody's an egg plant, you know. So
they had like their music was very soundcloudy.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Of course that makes sense, you know, very sound cloudy
and stuff. But they but it was on the la side.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
So afterwards, this is the inward part of the story, right,
So they're going on to the wee hours of the
late night, you know, six pm, and so about like
seven or so, all of a sudden we hear, you know,

(36:28):
get down here, nigger, you know, you get down here, niggerah,
And like they keep saying a bunch but then all
of a sudden, it's like get down here.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Now.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
It's like in middle conversation, like you can hear the
person shutting the fuck up.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Now mind you, we are not outside.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
We are floors up at home trying to find the
foolishness because you can't really see from where I live,
but you hear everything. Okay, I guess they got this
person because there was a bunch of commotion. And also,

(37:08):
citizen app is only good if people snitch. Yeah, so
nobody snitched about this incident. So I can't tell you
if the young person real kept stouting nigger. Yeah, so
I can't tell you.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
No, it's been dead the fuck silent.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
But he'll never shout nigger again.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
I'm sure he will. But yeah, the streets.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
No, boy, Well that's you've just had a lot of
commotions since you've moved.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Yeah, like we've been having uh military helicopters slid over.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Now, what the fuck is going on?

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Right?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
So I don't know whether it's maybe because where I live,
but four and we lived in like the first floor,
and the way it was, it was just a lot
where I couldn't really experience outside much, so I didn't
really hear what was happening on the outside. Now that
I live in a regular as apartment building, I experience everything.
So all of a sudden, one day we're just sitting

(38:19):
and watching it. We're in the living room watching uh
Resilian Isles great show.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
It was a rerun. Yeah, I am.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
I go to bed early and I'm watch CBS programming,
so I all of a sudden it was just like a.
You hear like a and then it gets dark and
mind you're just like noon.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
It was like what the fuck is going on?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
And you see one of them big like they were
carrying like, uh, supplies to fucking aid, you know, like
an African country. Oh why is it the biggest thing
here in the middle of downtown Los Angeles? So it's

(39:07):
like whoa, And you.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Have all those high speed chases and everything like I'm
not understanding.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
I sure do, I assure do. It's so interesting. But
I have such a lovely building. I feel like a
New Yorker because it's like, well, you know, listen, you know,
is it rent control?

Speaker 5 (39:42):
Right?

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Like I don't have any the outside. I can't control that,
got nothing.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
To murder rate in this building? Yes, but is it
rent stabilized or rent controlled?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Which yes, yes, exactly. Is utilities included?

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Shut a unicorn and there's a dishwasher?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Sign me up?

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Okay, if they kill the niggas across the street. They
killed niggas everywhere.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
It's fine, Yeah, it's I mean.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
The rich white neighborhoods. They killed in the hood.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
They still in the killing rich white neighborhoods.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
As I've been watching killer wives lately, and let me
tell you something. These bitches be setting up the plots
to get their niggas out of here.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Yeah and normal most times I'm with it.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Yes, because I'd be reading through these interviews where they're like,
they're like, and she had a cushy life. I mean,
she didn't have control of her checkbook, but she was
able to pick the kids up, and I said, oh,
she was trapped.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
This nigga was this is this is an act of freedom, not.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Not not in love after life, it's not criminal activity.
I'm like, if a bitch resorts to killing her nigga
and there's no cheating involved, because a lot of them
do involve cheating, where one fuck the contractor and then
had the contract to hire another nigga who killed her husband.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
But have you noticed it's always the nigga they creep
in with that get that puts the battery in their
back or plants the seed for them to kill their
significant other for the insurance.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
That's what I get a lot on on twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Oh okay, I remember that story.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Oh okay, what story? Oh that story?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Remember I told you when they that girl planned to
kill her nigga at Olive Garden and then they had
they had her her nigga at her side, nigga and
the nigga they planned to hire to take a hit
out on her husband. They have planned and all that
Olive Garden. But then then the cops got wind of

(42:03):
it and they staged that her husband like her husband
got killed or whatever, and so she was like fake
upset and they caught her in the lye, all right there.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
So why you want to bring the zoopa tascana into it?

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Though?

Speaker 3 (42:15):
You can't take that somewhere else, like down at CCI's
Pizza or.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Something, because because who because who is going to assume?
Because you know, like.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
In movies, right, everybody goes to an Italian restaurant to
talk about business. Okay, Now, I'm not saying that Olive
Garden is an Italian restaurant.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
I'm just saying murder might be a little bit.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Easier to digest with breadsticks or pasta Vijul, you.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Know, Orana. I imagine chicken Marsala probably like tapers down
the murder a little bit.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah, that Alfredo with the steak medallions in it.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
You know, it's delicious.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
So I went to the doctor.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Oh good. I don't know why I said that, but
black people need to go to the doctor.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Well, because you know, this lip has been plaguing me
for days, good week and a half.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
At this point, it was absolutely it was a thing.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
It was a pimple that got infected, and they had
to put me on the antibiotics. And you know, I
can't tell you the last time I've been on the antibiotics,
because you.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Your brains out, didn't you.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
No, No, I try to do everything that I can't
account to. Like, even though I don't take them often,
I do recall the terrible effects that I've had of
other ones. I remember I had like a really bad
bronchitis flare up and they put me on antibiotics that
gave me diarrhea. This didn't, and I now have started

(44:21):
I'm very diligent about taking probiotics and prebiotics.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Oh, I'm totally into pre and probiotics now because they
have to take them when you're on PREP, which I
didn't know that until way later in life, and I
wish I knew that, But yeah, you should take them
when you're on prep.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
You should definitely take a Well, they're good for vaginas
because they could you know, they control your pha balance
it out, they control your flora and all of the
good things for your vagine. And then when you're on antibiotics,
because is clearing everything up out of the system. I've

(45:02):
just been real diligent about taking a probotic to make
sure it balance. Is that so that I'm not dealing
with the infections of yeast?

Speaker 3 (45:13):
That's an effect.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
Antibiotics can give a lot of people with vaginas yeast
infections because they clear everything out of the body, including
the good stuff.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
So you need probotics probodies to balance that out.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
I didn't know about the yeast stuff, but that makes
sense if it, because you would be trying to counteract
all all the good bacteria that came in.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
That left your body.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Excuse me, I hate the way doctors talk though. What
do you mean, like, maybe this is one of those
irrational XD hats. Maybe it was this doctor he just
came in they're like, so flip it. Like he came
in and he looked at it. He was like, oh, yep,
mm hmm. Well, I'm just gonna put you on an antibiotic.

(46:01):
He's like, huh, hopefully we don't have to get it drained.
He's like, but just do a hot compress as hot
as you can take it. I'll go ahead and write
you up an antibiotic and you have a good day.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
And I was I was like, I.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Don't feel comforted.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
By his wife.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
I don't feel comforted. I don't feel safe. I'm brittany
to the bullshit. But it did work because I've been
putting the hot compresses on it. And for my doctor
pimple popper people, for my people who have queasy stomachs,
you should avoid this part. For my doctor pimple popper people,
I put I was taken and I was boiling water

(46:42):
with sea salt, and then I put a wash cloth
in it, and then I would pull it.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Out with my fingertips where I could barely tolerate it
and let it just and then I put it on there.
And after doing that hot compress several times.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Last night, it just started to gush.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
That's like the I had another stye in my eye.
I forgot to tell you.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
And this for the first time that the sty was
on the outside instead of on the inside.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Mm oh no, it was like this.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
It was like a pimple, Like right.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
Why do do you know why your parents die so often?
You to be talking about pregnant people?

Speaker 3 (47:23):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (47:25):
I don't I don't know.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
This is the most I've had in recent and I
and I'm trying to figure out if it's I honestly
don't know because I've never I've had sties over the years. Yes,
but this is the second sty the same eye in
the in like three months.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Maybe I don't wh I If it's a third, what
happens then yes, But that's it right now. I'm okay,
Hey listen, and hey y'all. You know, welcome bike. We're
in an so happy that.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Yeah, happy that yeah, happy that I'm happy.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
You know, Holidays, you know, Festivus, all that stuff that's passed. Yeah,
even though it's not like y'all haven't seen us. We've
been in your been in been in your homes every
week for the whole Brokeisha have boots. Yeah, but we're

(48:40):
we're gonna ease in, you know, this new year with
some stuff like yes, you should always eat speaking of
I was like, don't ever. I have to tell you
what I watched this morning.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Post you the.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Second gay niggasa paused to me in two days in
a conversation, I'm sick of it, Yes, I'm sick of it.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
And it took me a second to catch My first friends.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
They were like, they were like, because I don't need
nothing that big in my mouth.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Pause and I was like, did you just pause?

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Listen? We gotta let niggas know. It ain't no homo shit.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
I can't stand you all, but continue please.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Just saying.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
So, my homegirl put me onto this show called Bull,
which is an older show.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
It was on CBS. It's a cop procedural whatever the fuck.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
But it's one of those like it's not like a
lawyer whatever, like a Dick Wolf type of thing. It's
always something like something special.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
So it's about this guy named doctor Jason Bull, and
Jason Bull runs like a trial like a jury firm,
and he helps people. People hire him to help select
jury members so that they can effectively win cases.

Speaker 6 (50:12):
Okay, the clients here told me he didn't bring his lawyer,
his five lawyers.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Right lawyers, doctor Jason Ball, can you help my son?

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Absolutely so.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
In this particular episode, the case was about this little
Asian girl who got found and washed up on a beach,
like no Hayman.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Lee, Oh all right.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
But they were high school students, so it was like,
oh my gosh, you know they were like rich high
school students.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Think like, what's that show you made me watch? Wiz India?

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Oh Euphoria?

Speaker 2 (51:01):
No I did it. And what's the point because it's
not going to come back?

Speaker 3 (51:04):
No, no, yes it is.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Twenty five. No one cares.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
We're still gonna go one and.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
The main nigga? Who and the main nigga?

Speaker 5 (51:14):
No?

Speaker 3 (51:16):
I was like, who's going to you can't replace him? No?

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Sounds so sad, so sad.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
That really, Yeah, that really tore me up. I don't
pay attention to many celebrity young relationships, you know. I.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
I just learned that her and her co.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
Star wars thing and apparently they've been a thing. They're
a serious things. And oh yeah she's with that little
white boy. Yeah she didn't ping me for it.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
We can't come back to hot okay, never mind.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
It's appreciate. That's our patriot. We can It's fine.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
She just didn't you know, she just didn't strike me
as a.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
No. I thought I thought she would be, you know,
a black girl from Oakland, but.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
Then Asian, right exactly, yeah, like not white.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
But I didn't necessarily think black, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
No, she struck me. I thought she would.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
I thought she'd like her a little colored boy, but
I was wrong. She got got European, she got he's British.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
That nigga from Dune.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
Yeah, I want us to become I want somebody to
give us like a red carpet interview opportunity, like two
of us is a duo, so we can have fit everybody.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Oh, you're not nigga from You're not nigga reserved dogs.
It's the nigga from the Kitchen Show.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Come like that, Come here, come here. What's your name again?
What in Ramsey?

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Right right right right right right right?

Speaker 1 (53:15):
So when you told Julie Chen that she was an
idiot sandwich, what was your behind at that particular moment?

Speaker 4 (53:23):
And tell me how to come up with something like
idiot sandwich? Because that was great. I'd love to sit
down with Gordon Ramsey.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Me too.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
I told you he cussed out my brother in law.
My brother in law was on Master Chef. I don't
remember what season it was, but you all can go
back and look.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
You could google this. My brother in law's name is Charlie.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
And this is odd because he don't usually yell on
Master Chef and unless he pissed.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
What.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Uh, I would yelled maybe a strong but oh, he
told him your grits gave me the shits. Now, my
brother in law is not a chef at all, so
I don't but he did go to culinary school for
a period of time. His mother makes this is the

(54:20):
best gumbo in New Orleans. Now it's not your world
famous Grandma's whatever the fuck.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Like the lady makes good fucking gumbo.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
It's incredible. Like she's been featured on the news. She
don't have a spot in the fucking hospital. Like she
makes the best gumbo in New Orleans. This nigga can cook,
makes the best bread pudding. He makes great gumbo. He
like he can cook. Him and my sister combined are
a great combination of culinary because he's from New Orleans,
from the Lower ninth ward. But he Yeah, he got

(54:54):
on there and I feel like maybe it was shrimp
and grits.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
But don't get me to lion. You can go and
look and you'll see.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
My brother the law is Charlie Chapman, and he said
your grits gave me the shits and that nigga got
kicked off.

Speaker 8 (55:07):
Oh my gosh, my name is Charlie Chapman. I am
from New Orleans, Louisiana, and I am an ac technician
for the most part. Growing up in my household my
cooking background, my mama cooked a lot of one dish meals.
Put them skilly, cook it down, add stuff to the
skilly billing flavors.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Did I tell you about that nigga last season who
made college greens with orange soda?

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Yes, you did, and I wish you wouldn't have reminded me.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Of that vectabule.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
So basically, a little Asian girl died at a little
at a party.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
She washed up on her shore.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
They found out there was a little Euphoria type party
with kids or whatever. Turns out there blaming her boyfriend.
Her little this little white boy who was like emo
edgy like at a like, I'm rich, I don't need
you or whatever man, and his daddy was like, I

(56:05):
have all the money in the world, pay off everybody,
blah blah blah blah blah. But he's also liked, I
want you why.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
You always on the road right?

Speaker 1 (56:14):
And then but then a little white boy had a
little girlfriend who was a cunt, and like, yeah, and
so we learned that she's a cunt because of her mother,
because she is.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
The big sea. Fast forward.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Doctor Bull is like a psychologist, so he peels back
the onion and he realizes that the little boy is gay,
so therefore he wasn't he wasn't in a relationship with
any of these little girls or whatever. Turns out, the
little girl, this little other girl that was a cunt.
She had a crush on this little white boy and yes,
the gay one, but he wasn't out right. So because

(56:57):
of the fact that you know, she was like, oh,
this Asian girl must die because he's not into me. Well,
little did she know that he wasn't into girls. He
was into boys. And the gag of it all was
he was sucking her daddy exactly.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
I said, what is this one?

Speaker 1 (57:20):
I watched it on Amazon Prime Video, but I guess
it was I guess it's on Paramount PLU, but I
watched it on Emma.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
I was. I was very entertained on the treadmill this morning.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Oh my god. So as you all can see, I
did not stop my front hpe.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Oh yeah, we didn't either. I actually went to the
smoke shop and bought two boxes.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
I'm gonna I'm gonna try the King rolls. I tried.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
I bought the hip papers and I started doing the thing.
I said, I hate this, so I'm just gonna figure
out what works for me.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
And in the meantime this but.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
I started working out again and I'm getting ready to
start a cleanse.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
A detox, not a fucking diet.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
I don't believe in those. Y'all know I don't believe
in those. But I'm gonna do a little detox. You
know what I'm saying. When do I start this thing?
The twenty third, twenty fourth? I started on the twenty fourth,
but you know, I was trying to build up to
it and still do like the good I'm doing a
plant based detox for.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
A couple of weeks.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
We're going yeah, because I'm doing these herbs that like
cleanse your your blood, your skin, your system. So it's
just more about like detoxing my system. And so it's
recommended to do it with a plant based diet so
that you're flushing all of those different toxins out of your.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
System or whatever.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
So hard to do that with me in.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
That yeah, exactly, So you know, breaking that because that's
extra work for your system to break down. So in
order for it to be effective, I'm gonna do it properly.
So I said, nigga, I'm not gonna, like, why am
I going to torture myself in every fucking aspect if I'm.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
But I've got to move my body. You know what
I'm saying. Forty is coming up and I've got it.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
Sure I'm mobile and and all that ship. So huh, Okay,
I need to watch this. What did I watch?

Speaker 2 (59:17):
That was what I was saying about fitness.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
I'm like, I'm not trying because you know, if you
guys haven't seen, Chris Rogers is like a fit luincer.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Now the protein powder.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
As soon as this nigga gets a brand deal with
some of these influencer people, then I can quit. Okay,
that's my thing, is what a Ali Wong say. As
soon as I say I do. That means I'm done,
Like I'm not working for what.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
Yeah, that's true. I don't think that's my play. I'm
married to a teacher.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Shad you go be working forever.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
You know, it is what it is, not forever, but
I'm going to have to retire us.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Come on, Tabitha though.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Okay, okay, So tea about Tabitha and not even tea
about her.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
It's just I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
You know, normally I expect my mother to have like
positive reactions to everything because she's like a goddamn care bear.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Your mom's like my grandma.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
Yeah yeah, except cousins.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Yeah, And this is what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
So my mother was like, so, you know, and this
is when she called me about it, and then she
said it to me in person, so that's how I
know she was serious about it. So I remember she
mentioned this me a couple of months ago, but I
kind of was just I was doing something I wasn't
paying attention. So she mentioned it to me when I
was home. Then she was like, you know that Tabitha,

(01:01:03):
And I was like, the lady, She was like.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
That Tabitha is really fucking funny.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Yeah, And I'm like yeah, and because she's slowly turning
it to my grandmother, which is funny because I was like,
why are you talking to me like low in a
low voice.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
She cared, hear you, mam, she's not here.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
So she was like, you know, she had a seasoning
and I was like, yeah, I saw her advertising mom.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
I was like, what about it? Did you get it?

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Do you want me to get it for you?

Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
She was like it was nasty? And I was like,
oh no.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
She was like, I was so mad. I spent my
six dollars on it. And I was like, well, I'm sorry,
do you want me to give you the six dollars?
She was like no, I'm telling you all this not
to buy it. And I was like, oh my gosh.
So then what else was funny was then I was
fully prepared to go see the Color Purple, because you know,
black women, you know whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
So Chris was like, you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Know, let's get your mother tickets for the Color Purple.
I was like, she hasn't mentioned it to me, so
before you do that, let me ask her if she's interested,
because normally, you know, moms, if they interested in anything,
they'll drop ins or whatever. I was like, so Ma,
you know color Purple comes out, you know on Christmas

(01:02:25):
Day we could all go together. She was like no,
I'm okay. I was like, well why and she was like,
the color Purple doesn't need to be a musical. And
I was like, it's been on broadwacis two, That's what
I said. I was like, well, Ma, you know it's
been on Broadway. I've seen it twice and it was good.
She was like she she was like, the movie was

(01:02:48):
about rape, and I was like and I was like,
I was like, yes, but that that went entirely what
it was about.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
And she was like, where's the joy in the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
She was like, we laugh about the movie and stuff,
but she was like, where's the joy? I was like, well, Ma,
it was like at the end she overcame, she was
like did she?

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
And I was like, this is very hard. I had
a lot of very much like Barbie movement.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Like it's like The Whiz is a horrible movie.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
I was like, yeah, just.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Like me and my cousin had like an hour long
conversation about how about Pokemon and how it's really ruining
children's lives because it's about having a participation trophy as
opposed to actually really winning out life because because ash
Ash didn't win the championship for like twelve fifteen years,

(01:03:55):
like he didn't, he didn't become the Pokemaster until like
the pandemic.

Speaker 9 (01:04:00):
It took Ashketch him twenty whole years to become the
Pokemon World Champion, and his final battle that earned him
that title was absolute thing cinema. That's because the Master's
Eight Tournament is a Pokemon league for the eight strongest
trainers around the globe duke it out to see which
trainer is the strongest in the entire Pokemon world. Ash
made it all the way to the finals where he
faced off against this.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
He started when I was in this fucking seventh grade.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
You know some people the journey is it's not about quantity.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
No, No, You've met a whole bunch of these niggas
like far and wide throughout Sarrulean City, back and forth.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
And it tells me you took twenty five.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
Years maybe for the post office.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
And he did it off the back of the white
girls bikey stole.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
I don't have much to said about why don't want
to crime, but I don't have much to say about that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Look at some things that we have missed in the discord.
If they're what they're asking us to, let's see XD
what is this story? Oh, I haven't ran about this.

(01:05:22):
Remind me to cuss out usps. I can't remember why
I need to cuss them out, but they're always good
to do for a cuss out.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
So let me tell you. Let me tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
So, I I hate, strongly hate when delivery people lie.
Like there's one thing like if you can't get to it,
you get to it delivered to me tomorrow or you know, Okay,

(01:05:57):
that's fine, don't tell me that you delivered it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
Oh no, I don't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
It's not there, and talk about check around your way. No,
it's it's something that would be and like I have
a secure building, Like no, I haven't had any other
packages stolen. So I had to report my post person
to the postmaster and I they're very diligent and work

(01:06:30):
with me and got my package actually when I needed
it to during the holiday season, which was fine, but
I hated the fact that I had.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
To do that. Like, now you know me, I'm usually like.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
The the white Karen, right, I love doing that shit.
But then hey, in my older age, I'm becoming a
little softer, and I don't want niggas to get fired. No,
for the most part, because I don't know. I don't
know what racism are are postperson is.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
But it's just like I don't ask for much, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
It's just like it was protein powder, like you know,
it wasn't like it wasn't anything like much, but just
I just don't. I hate when business has promised something
like I just and it wasn't even being inconvenience. Yes,
I could just way today, but it's also just like
stop lying to me.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Well that I don't like that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
I also don't like when they try to make us
do that. So I ordered some pants and I was like, oh,
these are taking a while. Something told me like, go
check and see what's going on. So I went to
my email check the confirmation went to tracking. They were
like delivered January third, but this was the eighth. So

(01:07:48):
I'm like, I've gotten so many packages since then, Like
everything I've ordered I've gotten since then. I didn't get this.
So it says it was delivered delivered in your mailbox. Well,
this package was so big it couldn't fit in my mailbox.
So I go to email them Hello, this said it
was delivered on the third I never received it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
I said, it was left in my mailbox.

Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
Things cannot fit in my that something that big can't
fit in my mailbox. So that means they left it
in a general area, if they didn't leave it right
in front of my door.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
But instead of.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
Saying, okay, you know what, we'll refulfill your order recent,
I said, I don't need a refund. I just want
my pants. Like I just want my pants. They said,
can you ask your neighbors if they've seen your package?
They ask your local post office if they have your package.

(01:08:46):
I'm not doing any of that, I responded back. I said,
I live in a building with over two hundred apartments.
I have more than seven local post offices within a
mile and a half radius from me. Send me the
fucking pets, the recent pants with a tracking number and
a signature.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Require Yeah, see exactly, get them together.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
Yeah, first world problems as but yeah, pretty much problems. Yes, yes,
oh the Cat William Special. Did you watch it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
Not in its entirety, because I that's a lot of
hetero nigga ship for you know, for me, I couldn't
escape it. They even they were playing it in the dispensary.
They were playing it in my local smoke shop on Instagram.
These aren't black places, so like, so everybody was playing it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
You know where I live.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
They don't niggas live in here anyway, as much as
I would like them too.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
But well that's untrue.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
I have new Negro neighbors and I hate them.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Because he's a rapper.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
I don't, and so they work on beats on inappropriate
times of the day and night.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
No, you have to have solidarity with your black neighbors.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
I've only called the courtesy security.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
Department once to tell it was three in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
Joe, Oh no, oh hell, and it was.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
And it's not like it's like deep heavy, like I
don't know if he does Southern rap like metro Boomin
type rap, because it's.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
Like all the kids do sad now.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Yeah, And how I knew he was like a like
he's like sing song rapping, and I can't tell what
it is because you know, they was touring with that
could be I could see celebrities being in this building.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
They said, I don't know. Now, they kept they kept
saying this young man's name, and so Roddy Wave, Richie Wave,
something Wave, and so she was touring with him. Somebody
threw a water bottle at her. I don't either, so
I just saw it because they said they threw a
water bottle at Iri Lennox and they were like, his

(01:11:24):
fans are being so mean to her on the tour,
and and everybody was like, well, why was she on
this tour?

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
She should have never been paired up with.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
This person and his music is already sad and depressing.
So I was like, well, I thought it was the
other little to what's the child's name, Kapaa Coop and.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
A lockmuncket a flock.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
I thought it was him, and I was like, y'all
keep saying this person makes sad music. That young man
doesn't make sad music. And then I realized it was
not him. It was Something Wave, Richie Waveney.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
My gauge, my gauge of knowing people if they've headlined WrestleMania,
or if.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
They've opened for Beyonce, so open Beyonce, or.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
They've been on an album or something, you know what
I mean, Like, were they a part of they have
to have a song that I like they or did
they like Antonio.

Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
Keeps trying to shove Summer Walker down my throat, and
I'm sure great a great grand number of you or
someone Walker fans, and I love that for you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
I can't a.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Couple of her tunes, but as a as a couple,
as a collective art, No, I can't stay on the
Summer Walker.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
She got one song that I was like, that's a hit,
and it's because she opens the song and she goes
one more. Nigga come around these parts talking that ship
and I said, oh, I like this.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
Put my grave.

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
Put it on my grave, nigga. So but outside of that,
it's also sad to me. Why are these young people so.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
Sad because they don't do cocaine anymore?

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
I think they do, Yes, they do, nigga. That's where
the fitting all problem came from.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Well, I, well, it's a different batch because back in
my day, the coke was coking and we had like
lifting dance gems. We had MC hammer for a solid
four years. And you can't tell me that wasn't like
cocin dudes, like you know.

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
What I mean, ham Mum with raw Dog he did
it saying I actually used to like him.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
I mean, real people be talking, you know, talking about him,
but run up bone have a beach.

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
I bet you beat your your bad run up on
helm they even they but I thought happy dance? Like
when maybe what's it called getting stirty? That's happy? Why
didn't like?

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
Why? What's what's the problem?

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
I don't know. I don't know. They're stad The dolls
are sad. Now you know what I mean? And I
get it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
You know, how can we help How can we help
them out? What can we do? How can we lift
your spirits?

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
Young people? What's the problem? You're supposed to be our future?

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
Don't fuck don't fuck it up.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
For us now? Kids, we need you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
You know. We need to stop telling that lot that
they are future.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
They are na because they're young.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
No, because it was thirty degrees in Los Angeles last night.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
We don't have much of a future, right.

Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
No, and O it's like bitch ass no. Now, I
was like, oh, this is not I saw a glacier
fall because Santana keeps posting this fucking Arctic ocean page
and then I get all swept up in and she's like,
I'm obsessed with this page. Then I'll go click it.
And they use the same song and I swear they're

(01:14:58):
saying nigga in this song.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
I'm gonna play it for you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Hold on, it's like these whites I follow at this
at the Antarctica Archaeological Survey or Climate Controls there.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
I forget it's a.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
Whole acronym and it is so fascinating.

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
Oh wait, hobo he is because the song goes, he
ho deeves niggas. I swear that's what the song says.
I can't trying to find the fucking page.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
Damn it. Let me see holds on Antarctica. No, no, no, what.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
I'm gonna say.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
I'm wonder if it's the same people that I watch
and they're like and they're they're measuring like climate change
and stuff, and.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
They're doing these like extreme.

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
It's like, hold on, it's niggas who work like in
extreme conditions. But they used the same and like they
showed one of them was eating noodles and they left
it outside. The fucking chopsticks were in the air. The
noodles froze. We watched a glacier fall. They was feeding

(01:16:18):
sharks in the water.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
You saw.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
It's the same. It's the same.

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
It's the same people, but they used this song and
they'd be like, heave oh, thieves and niggers. I swear
that's what the song says. I told her, let me
ask her what this fucking page is.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Hold on it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Oh my gosh, what else was I going to tell you?

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
What happened to me that I can't share? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Yes, shout out to everybody you know. Yes, it's Porsche
and it's a German car. Thank you for letting us know.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
You know, they're gonna let us know some like it's Porschot.
It's back.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Everybody who follows us is earthstire.

Speaker 4 (01:17:06):
You should mother fucking know that we don't actually care
like you, of all people should know.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
Y'all are fair.

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
Y'all know we don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
I hope you all enjoyed the Vigias while we were
gone on break, Anne of green Gables was a was
a hoot. Yes, we'll come back to her soon, Yes, Maria. Yes,
my mother was very jelly. She was peter butter and jealous.
When I told her we were watching Anne of green Gables,

(01:17:42):
she was like, you know, that's my thing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
I was like, I could just buy it for you. Mom, Like,
do you want it?

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
And she was like, well, because I don't think they
have it on DVD. I think it's all streaming. And
she was like and I told her that. She was like, well,
if it ain't if on DVD, I don't want it.
So I was like, oh, well, girl.

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
I WoT to tell you for getting a little boy
from an orphanage in Nova Scotia and he's coming in
not on the afternoon train.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Oh I do, Matthew. Is the afternoon train too soon?

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
He's waiting for You're on the platform.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
She my name is Anne, Shirley Anne set with me.
It's a girl.

Speaker 5 (01:18:15):
I can see that