June 13, 2025 • 63 mins
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This week, Abe has picked out some of the highlights from our now defunked Pre-show from 5 years ago. A lot of this may be new to you, and if not, hopefully you'll relive the memories with us.
Make sure you get tickets for Jade's dinner at jadeofalljades.com and the live show at gettingrown.co
https://linktr.ee/jadeandxd
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Everybody, Welcome back to another episode of Jada xt We
here are gearing up for a whole bunch of stuff. Yeah,
but we wanted to present to you volume two of Declassified.
If you don't know what Declassified is, it's a type
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of show that we have here on the main stage
where we take some of the stuff that you may
or may not have heard from our Patreon and we
bring it here on the main stage. We're bringing this time.
It's coming from our vintage show, from the pre show
that we used to do a couple of years ago.
We haven't done it in a while. There is some Yeah,
(00:44):
we haven't done the pre show in like two years.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
So I don't know what the opinions are that I expressed,
but I hope they're not wrong as fuck.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, And you know, if they aren't, you know, I
feel like they were right at the time.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Okay, you know what's fair.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
That's fair.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Also, if you're listening to this and you happen to
hear this on Friday, when it comes out this Monday,
I'm having a dinner in La Sunday on a Monday.
I know there's a lot going on in La right
now with live kidnappings of human beings and the government. Yeah,
and you know, family homes and whatnot. You know, the
(01:26):
government has gone the fuck them up, you know. So
it's more important than ever for us to gather in
huddlest community and I hope we can do that over food,
which is what we do best. And so there are
a couple of tickets available and they are only available
until the end of the day. Ticket sales will close
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this evening, So if you're hearing this during the day,
there or a few left for Sunday on a Monday,
and they're going to close this evening and then that
will be that on that and so I hope see
you well there. Can't wait to see you at the
Getting Grown Live show on June teenth. Another reason for
us to fellowship and gather and honor our cultural history,
especially as Black Americans, specifically from the Galveston, Texas area.
(02:13):
And so we hope to see you all there as
we are able to gather as community as well, and
go ahead and enjoy this vintage shit.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, until next time, friends, Bye name Oh, I have
a list of more questions, by the way about Brenda.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I have information.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I was like no, I was in the kitchen as
I was remembering things earlier.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I was in the kitchen spotted nukes nigga because I
was like, how am I gonna update him when the
episode comes out next week.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
It's like the time I took shrooms during daylight safing
time Interesting called me while I was in the middle
of a journey, and then I looked at.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
My phone and I was like, how did he call me?
In an hour?
Speaker 5 (02:59):
And let us.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I think I sat there for twelve minutes, like, how
did he call me in an hour? It's never been
like this, but.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I literally was in the kitchen earlier. I was like,
how am I gonna update him? And then when I
told him in the.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Future, you told me two weeks from now.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
But I think I could go. Let me, let me see.
Hold on, what was it? What was it?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Hold on, hold just pretend, just pretend, just tell me now,
they'll figure it out.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Just Christmas Friday.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Listen and watch the main episode and then come back
to this and you'll understand context. So I forgot, oh,
I'll put it in that. I'll put this section in there.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
I forgot one of the biggest parts of this story
outside of Brenda saying she wants to feel human flesh
between her teeth.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
This bitch said, I want to kill when I grow up.
All right, No, I swear to God.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
And nobody has called the law.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I'm gonna get the hold on.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Hold on, like nobody. I know the daddy's scarier.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Wait, so I know I have the parents reaction to
hold on.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Okay, okay, So when they sat down and told the parents,
I'm gonna get the exact quote in a second.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I just text for it.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
When they sat down and they told the parents, the
mother starts crying obviously obviously we all know. Probably she's
like I suspected it, but god, it's converted. So she
starts crying immediately. You know, white woman default also, and
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then the creepy daddy, who everybody's creeped out by, here
he go.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
This is exact reaction, a fake shot myself.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Nothing be off board when niggas are fake shocked. Yeah,
which is.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Not malarkey, cut it out.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
You know she was murderous and you know she got
it from you.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
But yes, I'm gonna get the exact quote, and I'll
tell you when when that text message comes in.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
But this big is a piece of work at eleven.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Because the question.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
So I of course I talked to Chris about this
because some whatever reason, everything we watch led to cannibalism.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Somehow somebody made a joke about it.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I told you my conversation with the man at a
pleat shop.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, like everybody like why is everybody eating people?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
So it led us to question, like, so what is.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
So they're in the lunch room right like Niggas is
eating Dino nuggets and then she's eating like falangies like
you know what I mean, like like human gristle.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Oh, I wonder what she eats for lunch.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Like is it only meat? Like is it?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Does she like everything rare? Because if somebody eats steak
tatar too many times, I look at them kind of funny.
Well it's usual, I said, too many times once and
it blue is fine. But if she's like Mommy, I
want steak tartar every week or every day, that's just
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ground up, that's dog food.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
At that point, a.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Bitch named Brenda is way more wild than what I
initially told you all. So let me pull up the
emails where they are all right, So, all right, remember
I told you all on the main stage that Brenda said,
she want to see what human flesh feels like between
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her teeth.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
It's worse than that. Okay, let's see hmm.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
So they were doing an exercise at school and the
students were explained to them why it's important to exercise
the fine bones in our fingers, to which Brenda responds, Yeah,
it will definitely help me to hold a knife and
kill someone someday. This is a direct quote. We all
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looked at her, and then she added killing will be
my job someday.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Mm hmm. She's going to be a cop. Done okay
before can I is the little girl white? Yes, I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Listen, you know what You're right?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Sisters who kills so? But no?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Yeah? White?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Okay, uh so blah blah blah blah blah. She had
a breakdown at school, and so she said that, you know,
she was somebody was annoying her because they were pretending
to spray raid on her. Mm hmmm, pretending to spray
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but like she was a bug and they were exterminating her.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Were they actually physically spraying?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
No, honest, students don't have bucks breads school. They're just
like being kids.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Oh god, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Well, that was in response because Brenda kept biting that child,
So she said she that the teacher asked her why, well,
why why do you think he keeps Why does he
keep doing that? She said, It's because I bite him
Whenever I feel I need to, I grab him and
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bite him anywhere I can find. She said that she
feels free when she does that.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
In wild.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Mm, what's a Dixie Chick song?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
She then, you know, they tell us, I would also
like to point out that Brenda runs on all four
legs that recess. I want, what do you mean she
like bear runs?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
I'm so serious. I'm serious.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
So okay, So like if it's her turn to get
the like her turn to steal the bacon, like she's off.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Wait.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
So then they offer a solution, which I do not
agree with at all.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
They're like, can we give you something?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
That solution is to kill her with silver bullets?
Speaker 4 (10:52):
It's can we give you some rubbery to bite with?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
She just said, no, I want to bite into human flesh.
It makes me feel better when I feel the feeling
of the flesh squeezing.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
So I ain't nobody gonna help her, I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I think I think they're trying to figure out to do.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
But like that's crazy.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
There's only again one thing left to do. Call Buffy
Summers Angel, because there's no there's Buffy Angel either one
the charm ones. I don't know what you gotta go.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I don't I don't care who Nigga Joe Dorby's ancestors, like,
somebody gotta do something.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
I'm telling you sometimes you gotta put them down. I
don't know why we.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Have it like that.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Nigga was right, some kids got bad vibe.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Mmm, And I told you about.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Girl. You know, you apart, Like how do you respond
with your kids? Teachers call a meaty and you sit
down and this is what they unload on you, and you're.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
Like, I birth that, Like no, because their parents that
are self aware, Like I know that there are parents
who you know, who don't check in with their teachers
and that's why they know all rap songs and they
can't read.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
But I get that.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
However, there are some things that like these parents knew,
these parents.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Know something this extreme.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
This, This child is not just doing this.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
No, I know she is trying to eat her cousins little.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Squad, get out of her little squad.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, she tried to not her little nana's little fingers.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
I'm sure I like that this it's not funny, but
it is.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
No, it's absolutely funny because you know why I forgot
about this.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
It's not on our artspen, it's not at all.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
I forgot about that one.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Le.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I just keep picturing you saw that video on the
internet recently with that beer on that picnic table, and
it's just.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
That's that baby on top of it.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
I gotta get the bacon, I gotta get the ball.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
She jumps into the river fish fish.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
She's a beaver.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Oh my stomach, Oh my stomach.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Oh, I wonder.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
If beaver's attack. I meant to ask that I didn't even.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
We can ask brendas apparently she used, you know, of
the animal card she eats.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
She eats beaver.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
No, like and that's such a specific thing like cannibals. Cannibals,
such a specific intimate thing, like why like she couldn't
she didn't say, like I want to have a pig,
like I could like just pig or or like a
cappy bara or anything, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (15:14):
But like I want to eat Jared.
Speaker 9 (15:16):
I want to eat joeid like like no, they don't
go with gold fish in a caprice son.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Oh god, that is so funny. And the fact that
she runs like this.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
I can't wait until and I just want to see
his reactions.
Speaker 10 (15:48):
Imagine you're teaching and you see wullak cover and see
a kid run it on their hands and legs, charging you.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Like a fucking ram.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
No, Britta is a wild girl. I'm telling you, so
wild and free. Would I do that?
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Like that's crazy. They've got to put it down.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Yeah, yeah, silver bullet called Buffy.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
It is not humid.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh my god, they need to make an episode of
Black Mirror about Brenda.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
And I just don't know, like how long has this
been going on? Like was this just the school year?
Because it's like at some point child services have to
have to come in and be like I would imagine,
let's see boy, I will hear about no stories about
no white bitch coming to day buzzer.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Let's see.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
You break that white picture of my brother. It's okay,
mom and eater.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Oh no, they don't say when it started.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
M hmm.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
A bitch named Brenda.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
They've got to put her down, euthanize her chanted outside
the school.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
I'll lead the charge.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh my gosh, maybe they should use Eric Adams as
bait because also my next question is does she only
want to eat other whites or is it blacks?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I just think it's humans, But I feel like she would,
you know how, Like sometimes we'll see in like a
vampire movie with a were wolf or something, and the
werewolf will like you think, it's getting ready to do
a whole big business. So all of a sudden it's
like edit run away. I think that's what will happen
with Brenda and Eric.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Don't have like she don't have like Rinder preferences, Like
I guess that's a good It was not like no spice,
no race, like that kind of thing.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
We have to go to.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
We have to go.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Because it leads to my questioning because it's like, well,
you know.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Me, I guess in this particular case, you know, Brenda
could be useful. Brenda, we're going to have you perform
in ethnic cleansing.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
That's what is.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Terrible, just like take her to the hometown buffet.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
All right, Okay, let.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Me share with you one thing and they'll get to
whatever we want to talking about.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
So I had a house guest over.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
The weekend, Brandon was here, and Brandon came over and
he was like, he told me about the Keith Harring exhibit,
and mind you, I think we had this conversation about
Keith Harring sponsoring ship for the Sinner.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
When we were for Prior or whatever. So he was.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
And mind you, I never told him about like my
stick figures for Justice thing or whatever. But he was like,
do you want to go to the exhibit. I was like,
grown out because no.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
But he came me here.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
He was like, I got you something.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
I got you something, and I'm like, okay, what is it?
Speaker 5 (20:01):
Why I tell you? I hollered.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
First of all, shout out to museums for selling rolling trades.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Oh yeah, I've definitely bought rolling.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Trains for museums.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Yeah. And so.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Okay, first of all, I want you to know that
if you are driving on the FDR north southbound, excuse me,
like you going to Brooklyn coming from Harlem, there is
a court off the FDR that has that exam.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Oh yes, I know right off. When you like you're
going to Rivington apartment. Yeah, yeah, it's all Keith Harring
to figure suggested. I had to show you it because
I was like.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Well, why didn't you give me one?
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Oh? I get you one.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Oh that leads me to my second thing. So you
can purchase these online at the road. But I also
was like, so I go online. I'm looking at the
broke because I was like, oh, do they have different colors?
Because I was like, oh, this would be cute if it,
like you know what I mean. So I go in
there and they have furniture. They sell Keith Haring furniture.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Do you know that these little ugly.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Motherfuckers stick figure for Justice.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
For this one for a stool is eleven hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
I believe it. I believe it. You know I still
have those magnets.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
And this is why I don't understand about art is
in the eye of the beholder, because what about this?
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Nope, what about this?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
And I know people will probably say the same thing
about the shit I creator or whatever.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yeah, like this near as show.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah, but I'm not charging sixty dollars for a fucking
rolling paper tray that has crack his wack on it.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
He's stolen prase from a black woman, which.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
I have, so so yes.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
So, speaking of six figures for Justice, I must send
you a video to watch and you could put it
in here. So so this nigga was running from the
police and ends up running in his mom's house hands
something off to his mother. Uh, just as blatantly as
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young thug in the courtroom.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Moms runs in the house, runs back out.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Police are there, and her son is like, he's he
was in a high speed chase. It drives into her yard,
hits her, and the way she flew was giving nothing.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
But Keith Harring holds.
Speaker 11 (22:58):
On, Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
And what makes it worse is the capture.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
They're like, let me tell you about the lady we
see spun like a star yesterday.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
She looks like a Keith Hearing.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Yeah, looks she does. She actually looks like when Lucy removes.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
The football from Charlie Brown when he goes to kick
the football that she looked like.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
She looked like when Jazz used to get kicked out
my uncle Phil. So I just you, said Keith Hearing,
and I said, oh, this is the perfect time to
share this with you.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
It is it is. It is the stick figures for injustice.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Apparently, so I'm telling a things I won't tell you
On the main stage.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Oh yeah, okay, First.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
And foremost, Crystal Jean's fucking doorman. Do one other Dominica once,
you know, they all have Prussius, so when we come.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Over, they'd be like, hello, Hi. They don't even ask
the apartment. You go into nothing.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
But let me tell you how stupid niggas are. You
know what this goes back to. I seen something today
about a girl math and a boy math.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I didn't know what was happening, but.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I see that the people are at war, and of
course the women are winning. So so I don't quite
know what it is, but I'm gonna use my own
version of boy math.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Boy math is when two women walk in. You like
the way.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Both of them look, but you're really trying to holler
at one of them, so you stay some stupid shit
to one of them. This nigga gonna say, is that
your daughter about Antoinette?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Mm hmm ah.
Speaker 12 (25:31):
I said, are.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
You fucking serious?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
And he knew immediately that he stuck all of his
nuts in his mouth, And I said, are you fucking serious?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Don't talk to me. You forgot? Is it your sister? No,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was like, don't fucking talk
to me, are you fucking I said, don't fucking talk
to me. Are you fucking serious?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
From the moment he said to all the way to
the walk to the elevator, as the doors closed, as
I'm going up, the fucking sat.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Down the hallway.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Livid.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Do you hear me? Livid?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
And also I'm like, my feelings don't get hurt much.
You asked me, if a thirty five year old woman
is my daughter? Is that where I am in life
right now?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Do I need the talks? Like what?
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Well? They're all to they're all very young.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
I also was like, if I was just a little
bit different, I could have.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Me a twenty year old this boy, but that's none
of your motherfucking business, nigga. So so I was very irritated.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I was extremely, very motherfucking irritated, as you should.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Be because number one, usually I don't be caring, but no,
I'm like.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Right because number one, sir, like that.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
You at work, so you should you could have like
a little bit more decorm like you know, hello.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
How your day?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Man?
Speaker 5 (27:13):
You know what I mean? Not like is that your daughter?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Like that's not and you know, and I know he
got the live from like his daddy whatever, like, you know,
you compliment and make him seem look younger or.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
You know that's your sister or whatever the fuck. And
it's just like no, so doesn't stick coming, you know.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
So it's like, no, don't ever say that.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
So I get upstairs and I'm living and I tell
Crystal Jine and you know, everybody in the room, Crystal Jane,
you won't make it.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Aim fire.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Okay, skirt personal skirt skirt Okay. I was like, no,
I will not be getting the Dominican nigga fires from
his job.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
I'm not doing it. I'm not.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I will cuss him out and whoop his ass in
the lobby before I'll.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Gonna, you know, fuck up the well being for this.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, yeah, I go.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
You know I got you know, I got some kind
of solidarity. I whoop your motherfucker. I'll cuts your blood,
I'll cush your ass out, and I'm gonna call you
every everything but a child of God. But I'm not gonna,
you know, stop y'all from eating. I don't believe in
the African diaspora suffering at the hands of white supremacy.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
So, but I was living nigga, and I wanted to fight.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Him physically in his face.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
What else she was gonna tell me?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Okay, so Yan said, mm hmm, I have to tell
this story quickly here because Chris Rogers will probably listen
to the main stage.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
But I don't want him to feel the way. Here's why.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
And you know you won't watch it, so I want
you to give tristed access. He'd be like, how do
I watch your Patriot? I'm like subscribing out of it.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Words. He'd be trying to sneak get right.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
He's like, I know it's he I'm about to watch
it on yourself.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Get out of my pat So I don't know if
y'all saw his social but Sea rash through his back
out because we moved, okay, so we moved.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
He threw his back out.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
And because he thinks he's, you know, twenty one and
not thirty plus, so and well he's learning. Yeah, and
mind you I had there's one time where I had
to go to the hospital because I threw up my
back and he laughed at me because he thought it
wasn't a real thing until we had to go. Until
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he had to go to the hospital the other day
because he threw his back out.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Oh so this was karma. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh
what ugly?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Four years later.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
She came back.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
We did right, So mind you, we had all these
plans to go with Crystal. It was about to just
be a wang dang motherfucking doodle. He couldn't go, so
I felt bad. So I was like, well, I'm not
gonna go, and so you know, I was sad, but
I was trying to make him cheer up because I
knew he was, like, you know, feeling down about it
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and all that good stuff because you know, everybody around
him is gone. So the next day he wakes up
with the conscience and he was like, let me not
be that boyfriend. Go ahead, go work, go hang out.
Fast forward, Crystal, come over, we have brunch. It's a
wag dangu. He's like feeling a little bit more fomo,
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but whatever, get out, get ready to go. I go
down to Inglewood meet up with Crystal and Christi Chua.
So we had and if you listened to the read,
I'm sure Crystal will tell you that she was at
a a Beyonce themed hotel, like like it was. The
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restaurant played nothing but Beyonce Choose and not just through
the restaurant, but through that's just nothing but Beyonce. And
when I got there, it was fabulous.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
It was nothing.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
And what I loved about this concert the most is
that I see no niggas like that, So I.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Was like, yes, black because when you saw that they
were with.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
Yeah, the.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Hold on, let me put that in my notes. You
just refreshed me of something. But continue because.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
There was a plethora of I'm just here, so I
don't get fine type of dynamics anyway, we I'm.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
High off the life.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I had a lot of edibles and I actually decided
to drink, which is not something I typically do.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Yeah, so you didn't get drunk, I got tipsy.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I didn't get drunk.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Not uncomfort I was not.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Uncomfortable until I did get uncomforted or explain why. So
this was also my first time of going to so
Far and I haven't been to it. And also I
haven't been to a stadium car cert since like Summer jam.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
In like undergrad or no.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I went on the run, but that was different because
I had different exits been in you. Yeah, stadium ships
are a lot in the way so Far is set
up so Far as in a pit. So it's like
sounds oh it is a right concerts happening.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
I'm in like the presence of like Royalty, it's great.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Like oh I saw I saw from Instagram everybody la
was just for the celebrities.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah, it was a it was Wang Dang do.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
So.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
At the end of the show.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
To get from the floor to outside, remember I said
it's in a pit, you have to go up ye.
So there's like twenty or so street length street with
ramps to go up to the top of the street
to get to street level. The problem is there is
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no there. There's what like fifty thousand people on like
like trying to exit this one area, and it's nothing
but just hot, sweaty people with glitter and finy on. Like,
it's just a lot going on. So I happen to
get nauseous because it also smell. Yeah, I mean gay.
Speaker 5 (34:33):
Is also smell like cereal dusk.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
So it was just a lot of stuff going on, right.
So I'm getting nauseous, right, and I'm like, oh my gosh,
I have to throw up.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
I'm gagging.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Chrissy Chula sees me and it's like, oh, okay, x
Stee you know, get it out, to get.
Speaker 5 (34:47):
It out whatever. So I'm throwing up, and.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Like I told you, there's a thousands of people like
walking past me or whatever just snear me, not paying attention.
But who did I decide to throw up on like
shoes like cinemeters away from?
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Thank god?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
It was.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Okay, Well it was the Keith Stance.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
He it was probably a.
Speaker 12 (35:37):
Cake for him because it was wild, because he just
kind of looked and then just kept on walking appreciated it.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
But then afterwards I was told by friends about that,
how that nigga was really weird and and.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
Real problematica with the baby Mom's no such. Yeah, so I.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Didn't feel bad. Okay, so you know, I felt like
me throwing up was really an act of solidarity, sister,
But yeah, I threw up. By my taglabe was going
to be the Keith Stansfield maybe throw up like a
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little coach.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Gave me COVID, Oh my god, Keith Stance fille shoes.
She did not tell me that that was.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Not what I was, because it was it literally was
like this much and I was like, oh ship.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
I'm about to text it.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
I told her, Well, first of all, she wasn't paying
attention because when I was throwing up, she was on
a mission.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
Like when if y'all.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Don't know anything about Auntie Crystal, when I Crystal is
ready to go, we are ready to go.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Not even just that, not even just that, because that's
also Auntie J. Auntie J be the one who powers through.
Auntie Crystal is a wanderer, the worst.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Fucking bitch to go republic. She is a wanderer.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
So you you on a mission and then you look
and you're like, where did this bitch go off to? No?
Speaker 3 (37:30):
This is what she does, And mind.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
You, I got it. We were all on a mission
to get out, right, but I was the.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
How somebody this tiny and then like walk back to
the met a wonder.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
It's not even she she just wanders though.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
It's like when you're in the ocean and you think
you're swimming Florida, you're swimming this way.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
That's how she is.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
And then she'd be like, oh, yes, so you throw
I just text her and that oh she just texted
me right back.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Aren't you supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
With a client right now? I didn't want to tell
his business, but he got sick.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
The capitalized.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
I was fucked up because I ended throwing up in
her room and then outside of my building.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
It was a lot.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
But sorry, it's the capital sick for me.
Speaker 5 (38:24):
I was, I was, it was bad. I had a
good time.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Well, congratulations and so was it the liquor. It was
the liquor.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
It the moment I was it had to be more
of the edibles I had.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
Guess I had liquor.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
But it wasn't anything like like I was. I was fine,
mind you. We were drinking through the whole thing. So
I was like beforehand, I was fine, walked little burro.
That was great. Sick until but I didn't get sick
until three hours after I stopped drinking.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
I had to had to metabolize.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
What I'm thinking was was the amount of edibles.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I con I think how many how many milligrams of
edibles did you because you I know you were taking
tens because I know what you were eating.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
What how many of them did you use?
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yes, I think I'm having an overdose that as killed
as my wife and your wife.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Yes, of what marijuana? I don't know if they had
something in it.
Speaker 7 (39:40):
Okay, can you please unrescue?
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Okay? How old are you?
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Nine years old? And my wife, because if you ever
have good tied edibles, they taste like candy, like real
juice because they are surrounded by silver, say rotates on
the stage.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
So that probably added to her.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
And then you had liquor in your system, which you
never do, and then you consumed one hundred grams of metals.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yeah, and the sheer overwhelmingness of being in that space
with the amount of people, because like you just have
to because you know, when are you ever in a
room of fifty thousand other people?
Speaker 5 (40:23):
Right?
Speaker 2 (40:24):
This is why the first time when we took to
see took nowhere to go see it, I did not
see Summer Renaissance.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Because I've said it is time.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
I was about to say that, I was about to
say this, like, I see why you have to go
multiple times because it's a spectacle in a good way.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Yes, but I knew leaving that stadium in Jersey was
going to be a nightmare. So I was like, last
song we out, and I you know, and I know
that's sacrilege to certain people, but fuck y'all, I was
not dealing with the crowded because leaving and we could
talk about this on the main stage. I'm just glad
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you got to go and that la Keith stands for
got his guy his karma that night, just desserts. Yes,
now we have to assess and start digging energetically as
to why Lakeith and Chris Rogers got their carmel on
the same week.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Yeah, because what was so interesting? The very next day
the thinker was like, ah, I had three.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
I can't move around it.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
That's why I'm laughing because I know he's better, but
poor baby.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
But it made him miss Beyonce.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah, I didn't miss her, and you know, he was like,
he's gonna be pissed about it all week.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
And hopefully there's a second leg and we could go together,
but you know, otherwise.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Wanted and that's the new place to live exactly.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Yes, Yes, a running list of things that I made a.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Note for please congratulate me.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
So first things first, So you mentioned, Oh no, you
said you're gonna play a song for me from the Simpsons.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
Oh can I borrow a feeling? Yes?
Speaker 2 (42:26):
I remember, let me let me hurt Hi everybody a
HI and hit it?
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Can I borrow a feeling?
Speaker 2 (42:44):
So I read one of them stink pieces, but this
is one that was actually like they said, they said
the Simpsons, well posse blank white passing creoles.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Hold on, wait, let me pull it up. What and
break it down for you?
Speaker 2 (43:11):
They said they either Haitian, oh God, Luisiana, especially Marge
because of her sisters, her hair, she got this three c.
They were like, she sleep with that bonnet and holds
one holds.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
On, yes, Mars Bouvier because they try to model her after.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Jackie Jackie right, So they said, okay, her name is
Marjorie Jacqueline Bouvier. Her father is Clancy Bouvier. Her mother,
her mother is Jacqueline Bouvier, sisters of Patty and Selma.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Think about how those names sound.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Then they said, tell me Shad from Flatbush because.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
But they said, she sleeps with a bonnet.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
And then there's Lisa in that saxophone, in her activism
and Bart's delinquency in his undiagnosed learning disabilities, being automatically
seen as a bad kid because he's acting out because
of our family treats too. And I guess they said
the yellow skin is what's bad that they were trying
to camouflage.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
They are these blank though Simpsons.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
The next way, Homer Simpson.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
They said, Homer is definitely Passe, but he just acts
like a white man.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
And hold on.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
There was a particular episode, hold on, hold on, hold on, where.
Speaker 5 (44:43):
Is it.
Speaker 11 (44:46):
Now?
Speaker 3 (44:46):
I know a quadrut one? See one.
Speaker 5 (44:48):
I'm screaming, Oh my god, they have.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
I will say I've seen a lot of episodes of
The Simpsons.
Speaker 5 (44:56):
I will say, they are they are.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
They do right by black people kind of, but that's
just white shows in general. But they I'm sorry, that's
so interesting.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
Bartley, sit back.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
He looked like you even from Baptist from East Value.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
That's why that's why bart goes to a hood. Get
his flat top.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Oh yeah, rash. He did come out with do the
bart Man. That was a whole rap and they are
high yellow.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Then they came out with black bar because we are a.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
Range of shades as the people.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
They did have a black bar. I had a black
bark shirt and stuff. Yeah, back in the in the
early nineties.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Oh yeah, and then remember remember that, what was my
point that it's so sad? Wait I had a point
right there. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh jack Kennedy,
remember there was always a rumor that Jackie Kennedy's family
was passing for something passive for white but there was.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Something remember that.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
Reptile.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
I did see a threat the other day that was like, y'all,
I'm not gonna tell me, this is beautiful.
Speaker 13 (46:19):
Nah, Like she looked like she bite people like people like, yeah,
she had the cute little like Chanelle dressed in the
ol Cassini looks after when she became an Onassis.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
But like otherwise, Esma was a little frightening. I'm not
gonna hold you.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
It was very like like you know those tumors that.
Speaker 12 (46:41):
Have teeth, yeah, yeah, or like.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
That movie or that movie teeth, but the girl with
the teeth of.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Vagina, yeah, vagina, yes, yes, exactly.
Speaker 5 (46:58):
What happened? What else do you have to tell me?
Speaker 2 (47:01):
So did you see what's happening with pins tuckyh Yes?
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Now, now I've always her and Natasha Leon just have
always just given me just outlaw mud show, backyard type
of white women, right, you know, like kool aid, red tampico,
(47:30):
punch stage about the mouth and they kind of all
smell like spit. So if you didn't know, Pensentucky was
went to went to social media because she was about
to buy a boat for a man. But it turns
(47:52):
out the man was married but she knew the man
was married, but the I got in the way of her,
you know, basically the wife found out or whatever. But
and she starts out telling us this because she's in
like a in her car, and she was like, I
(48:13):
the last three nights, I was eating this man's butthole yep,
because that's what he likes. And she was thoroughly with
the shits, no pun intended, and she was down to.
Speaker 5 (48:29):
Do whatever. And then his wife came and was like,
you're wrecking our home. And so now she upset about it.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
And she keeps calling a wife a bitch, and she's
interrupting the plans. But she proceeds to let us know
three hundred and twenty two times throughout this conversation.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
How much she was eating this nigga's ass, the man that.
Speaker 14 (48:54):
I've been messing with the married man every night, well
for about three nights in a row, or even maybe
there's a night in between. I was licking his butthole yep,
because you liked it, and I didn't mind doing it.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
And this is not a shame ass eating if that
is it was. This is how much she told us
she was.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
Right now, This is this is to shame the studios.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
This is their fault.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
It is it is if they would get their ship
right and pay these people, they can get that that
apt mental health services that they need and to keep
busy so they don't keep telling us this ship all
the fucking time.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
HM. Put people back to work. Because the girl is
very good at playing herself.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Yes, clearly, I had no idea that's who she was
as a person until the other day.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
Well, you know Hustle and Flow eight mile that you know,
and all of them are the same person, which is she?
But see when you leave her to her own devices,
and she's the worst version of herself. If you all
were opening studios back and do what you're supposed to
(50:14):
do for people and take care of them, then she
could just play herself on camera and maybe herself in
person would not be so tormented.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
Seems like simple science to me.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Boom, So, I I have something to share, and I
was actually decided I was going to do this on
the main stage. But we'll test it here and see
what how you feel about it.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
Okay, let me give you a little backstory.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
Okay, so you know you called me the other day
with your with your surprise, which we'll talk about on
the main sto what your kids surprised you. So it
brought me back to the episode of Smash where they
were reading read as stories and there was a story
about how this woman's boyfriend threw her a surprise wedding
(51:12):
and she asked, if you know, am I the asshole.
Speaker 5 (51:15):
For turning down a surprise wedding?
Speaker 1 (51:17):
Right? And everybody was like but her family was like, yeah,
you are because this was such a nice gesture. You're
gonna you were gonna marry him anyway. And then afterwards
he's like, well, now we don't have a money, we
don't have money to like have a real wedding now,
the one that you want, so you should have had
this one. So I was like, what the fuck? But
right after that story, there was another story that had
(51:43):
to do with books, and this is when I learned
of Wiglacher. White people made niglature, but for whites to
digest how.
Speaker 3 (51:59):
You everingh ain't that what that is?
Speaker 5 (52:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (52:03):
No, no, no no no, like you think of Daniel still.
Speaker 3 (52:09):
That's not neignature.
Speaker 1 (52:12):
No, that's just that's just we'll call that much.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (52:20):
I have found wig liture.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
I have found the Kwan Mills of White Literates. Their
name is M J.
Speaker 5 (52:35):
Edwards.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
I was okay, so I was gonna ask a little
white what's the what's the white get on name?
Speaker 5 (52:42):
Right?
Speaker 1 (52:42):
Well, you know when they do ghetto names, they do.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
Initials, will like it be a white man named Bridney
right where Shane Shane is like, ain't they kind of
like a yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:56):
So I kind of want to buy it and.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
Read it because I was looking for it for free.
But I but it's a series and it's called Kissing
the Coronavirus Chronicles, book number one.
Speaker 5 (53:15):
I'm going to read.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
The little blurt. She was supposed to cure the coronavirus.
Instead she fell in love with it. Doctor Alexa ashington
Fird is part of a team of scientists. Doctor Alexa
(53:39):
ashington Ford is a part of a crack team of
scientists tasked with finding the cure to the devastating coronavirus.
Speaker 5 (53:49):
Little did she know she would end up falling in
love with it.
Speaker 1 (53:53):
In the steamy viral erotica, Kissing Coronavirus is a steamy
tail about We're a bit of love and dark desires
come to life.
Speaker 5 (54:04):
Now.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
I want to make notes that this book is not
about falling in love with somebody with.
Speaker 2 (54:10):
No I gathered exactly what this this is about falling
in love with the virus itself.
Speaker 1 (54:17):
So if you look upon the cover, it gives very
much like doctor Bruce Benner and like the Hulk. And
she is this white woman on this green You can
go on Amazon to look for it. It's called kissing
the coronavirus, and she is just huddled up on this green.
Speaker 5 (54:37):
Man, I'm gonna read a sample.
Speaker 2 (54:42):
Can you mean it's just actually let me just use
my own people, Okay, I read while I looked this up.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
Doctor Alexa Ashington fruits, staring at the.
Speaker 3 (54:53):
Ten so much? What please?
Speaker 1 (55:00):
Washington? First, testing between her fingers, her perfectly pink manicured
nails clashing with the pale, bubbling liquid inside, she recognized
the power she had in her group, the virus which
had claimed so many lives and which made her heart
be furiously like a wild tiger thrashing.
Speaker 5 (55:21):
In its cage, the coronavirus.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
Despite the devastation the virus was causing across the globe,
Alexa felt a rush of excitement every time she picked
up the Corona sample, like a pulsating erect penis desperate
to Unleasha's devastation on anyone who touched it. It had
been so long since Alexa had been with the man
that the virus was the only thing she could get
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near to which gave her any sort of thrill.
Speaker 5 (55:51):
The tickle in her.
Speaker 3 (55:52):
Nickers, first of all, is like it's a thumping. It's
not a tickle.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
The tickle of her nicklas when she worked with the
sample was the only sexual release she had experienced since
the virus had unleashed. Hell and it's taken as told
on the world.
Speaker 5 (56:17):
Now.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
She held it in her hand, gripped it tight. She
bit her lip. Imagine what she could do with it.
She rubbed her hand over her breasts, her nipple hardening
like a tic tac.
Speaker 3 (56:38):
It was hard like.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
This is only half the page. I haven't even got
afterrough it, okay, Imagine what she could do with it.
She rubbed her hand over her breast and her nipple
hardening like a tic tac. Imagine how she would feel
if she touched herself with it. Pretty great, Alexa thought,
pretty great. In deedly, Alexa lowered the test tube and
(57:03):
unbuttoned the bottom two poppers of her lab coat.
Speaker 5 (57:11):
It says it right here.
Speaker 1 (57:13):
She took the test tube and shook it. The bubbling,
creamy liquid sloshed against the inside of the tube. It
fizzed up, and Alexi swore she could fill the glass,
expanding swelling up and down as she took the tube.
As she shook the tube, a shock of electricity course
through her veins, eventually stopping as it reached her vagina.
It was like she sat on a battery. Everything tingled
(57:37):
and it felt good, but Alexa knew it could be better,
much better. Alexi pulled down her lap pands and pulled
her panties to the side. Her pussy was so wet
that the lady glided across her skin like a fat
man on a water slot. She lowered the test tube.
(57:59):
As the COVID nineteen the temple got close to her,
she felt the rush and a tenth burst from within,
like an entire firework display going off.
Speaker 5 (58:06):
That one.
Speaker 2 (58:09):
This bitch busted in off of a test tube of
the action.
Speaker 3 (58:16):
Test too, baby.
Speaker 2 (58:20):
Okay, So here's some of the reviews on Amazon.
Speaker 3 (58:24):
First of all, it's three point six stars. That is
way too high.
Speaker 2 (58:28):
Second of all, want to read it, but the first
one I bullshit. You not, I'll show it to you.
WHOA couldn't put it down? Red Hole Book in one sitting.
The author has a perfectly perfect way with words and
sentenced with words and sentences to describe descriptively in such
a way that leaves you wondering what could possibly happen next?
Speaker 3 (58:51):
Signed x D.
Speaker 5 (58:55):
I think that's just a happy face.
Speaker 2 (58:57):
Like a lappy Okay, I was, like, it's from Amanda,
but it was signed extine. Somebody else said, first of all,
this story is only This book is sixteen pages long.
I did not I hate it to tell me, full
of jaw dropping moments and bursts of laughter from the
shockness of certain parts. I don't know if I can
(59:18):
say that this was an enjoyable if this was enjoyable
considering what's about. But I will say for sixteen pages,
this was very interesting and quite the read. Also, I'm
a little embarrassed this is my first read of twenty
twenty three.
Speaker 3 (59:36):
Oh my god. Not a legendary masterpiece to define a generation.
Speaker 1 (59:41):
The one star reviews are fetty, so from cat stop reading.
Speaker 5 (59:47):
What the what the hell did I just read? Books?
Speaker 1 (59:50):
One star? But all the stars for making me laugh
So damn hard. I legit, wheezed and cried. I knew
I was in for a wild ride when the author
compared the virus to an erect penis on the very
first page. I about dying when I read the sentence
pussy so wet that the lace blidered across her skin
like a fat man on a water slide because I
accidentally inhaled my drink, never getting over his tongue like
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a chunk of macrowave fish. Comparison, though, you'll know. All
in all, even though it was a great book, it
was worth the ninety three cents just for the labs.
Buy it for, buy it for the eighteen ferrets the
author has to take care of.
Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Carol Ane said, I wish I could say I read
this for it, dare, but I didn't. Not kick shaving.
But some people need some serious help. The author is
one of them. I have another for thinking, reading and
reviewing the worst rated books on good Reads was a
good idea.
Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Who we canna just read awful books and give you
all the reviews?
Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Yes, oh this is amazing. TikTok made me.
Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
That's exactly how it happened. Because there's book the lord, Yeah,
hold on, what's the J D.
Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
Harmon?
Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
Wait while you looked at him. I'm sorry, Carloson for
the lolls.
Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
I read this purely order dare after perusing a list
of crack fiction with my best tie.
Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
This is indeedly pure crack.
Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Every day I straight further from the light. Oh my god,
these Yeah, this is amazing. You might have unlocked a
gym here, friend, I'm not gonna hold you.
Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Yeah, there's yeah white, Oh my god, because there's because
there's also J. D. Harding, who started this whole book talk.
This is where like because why people have another viral
version of like fifty Shades of Gray Because white people
are obsessed with sexual violence.
Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Oh yeah, no, they got an issue they have and.
Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
They confuse it with like kink and chint. No, that's no,
now that I know the difference of what dom and
stubbs and all that shit, that is just white abuse
and violence that they disguise as love and kink.
Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
I got thoughts, but because it.
Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Anyway, But yes I have I have discovered wigglature and
a deep dive because yes, it is sixteen pages. I
forgot to mention that, because what can you imagine as
being any longer than that.
Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
I don't know why. It's sixteen pages. Honestly, that was
the first page that you read, and that was I
don't think I would be able to go on from there.
Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
And they they paint the coronavirus as this is like
a pit crew member, but incredible.
Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
It's very The book centers around a romance between alexir
ashington Fed, a researcher tasked with curing the Corona virus,
and an anthropomorphised version of the COVID nineteen virus.
Everybody, Welcome back to another episode of Jada xt We
here are gearing up for a whole bunch of stuff. Yeah,
but we wanted to present to you volume two of Declassified.
If you don't know what Declassified is, it's a type
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of show that we have here on the main stage
where we take some of the stuff that you may
or may not have heard from our Patreon and we
bring it here on the main stage. We're bringing this time.
It's coming from our vintage show, from the pre show
that we used to do a couple of years ago.
We haven't done it in a while. There is some Yeah,
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we haven't done the pre show in like two years.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
So I don't know what the opinions are that I expressed,
but I hope they're not wrong as fuck.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, And you know, if they aren't, you know, I
feel like they were right at the time.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Okay, you know what's fair.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
That's fair.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Also, if you're listening to this and you happen to
hear this on Friday, when it comes out this Monday,
I'm having a dinner in La Sunday on a Monday.
I know there's a lot going on in La right
now with live kidnappings of human beings and the government. Yeah,
and you know, family homes and whatnot. You know, the
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government has gone the fuck them up, you know. So
it's more important than ever for us to gather in
huddlest community and I hope we can do that over food,
which is what we do best. And so there are
a couple of tickets available and they are only available
until the end of the day. Ticket sales will close
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this evening, So if you're hearing this during the day,
there or a few left for Sunday on a Monday,
and they're going to close this evening and then that
will be that on that and so I hope see
you well there. Can't wait to see you at the
Getting Grown Live show on June teenth. Another reason for
us to fellowship and gather and honor our cultural history,
especially as Black Americans, specifically from the Galveston, Texas area.
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And so we hope to see you all there as
we are able to gather as community as well, and
go ahead and enjoy this vintage shit.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, until next time, friends, Bye name Oh, I have
a list of more questions, by the way about Brenda.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I have information.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I was like no, I was in the kitchen as
I was remembering things earlier.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I was in the kitchen spotted nukes nigga because I
was like, how am I gonna update him when the
episode comes out next week.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
It's like the time I took shrooms during daylight safing
time Interesting called me while I was in the middle
of a journey, and then I looked at.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
My phone and I was like, how did he call me?
In an hour?
Speaker 5 (02:59):
And let us.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I think I sat there for twelve minutes, like, how
did he call me in an hour? It's never been
like this, but.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I literally was in the kitchen earlier. I was like,
how am I gonna update him? And then when I
told him in the.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Future, you told me two weeks from now.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
But I think I could go. Let me, let me see.
Hold on, what was it? What was it?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Hold on, hold just pretend, just pretend, just tell me now,
they'll figure it out.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Just Christmas Friday.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Listen and watch the main episode and then come back
to this and you'll understand context. So I forgot, oh,
I'll put it in that. I'll put this section in there.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
I forgot one of the biggest parts of this story
outside of Brenda saying she wants to feel human flesh
between her teeth.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
This bitch said, I want to kill when I grow up.
All right, No, I swear to God.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
And nobody has called the law.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I'm gonna get the hold on.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Hold on, like nobody. I know the daddy's scarier.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Wait, so I know I have the parents reaction to
hold on.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Okay, okay, So when they sat down and told the parents,
I'm gonna get the exact quote in a second.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I just text for it.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
When they sat down and they told the parents, the
mother starts crying obviously obviously we all know. Probably she's
like I suspected it, but god, it's converted. So she
starts crying immediately. You know, white woman default also, and
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then the creepy daddy, who everybody's creeped out by, here
he go.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
This is exact reaction, a fake shot myself.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Nothing be off board when niggas are fake shocked. Yeah,
which is.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Not malarkey, cut it out.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
You know she was murderous and you know she got
it from you.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
But yes, I'm gonna get the exact quote, and I'll
tell you when when that text message comes in.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
But this big is a piece of work at eleven.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Because the question.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
So I of course I talked to Chris about this
because some whatever reason, everything we watch led to cannibalism.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Somehow somebody made a joke about it.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I told you my conversation with the man at a
pleat shop.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, like everybody like why is everybody eating people?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
So it led us to question, like, so what is.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
So they're in the lunch room right like Niggas is
eating Dino nuggets and then she's eating like falangies like
you know what I mean, like like human gristle.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Oh, I wonder what she eats for lunch.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Like is it only meat? Like is it?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Does she like everything rare? Because if somebody eats steak
tatar too many times, I look at them kind of funny.
Well it's usual, I said, too many times once and
it blue is fine. But if she's like Mommy, I
want steak tartar every week or every day, that's just
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ground up, that's dog food.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
At that point, a.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Bitch named Brenda is way more wild than what I
initially told you all. So let me pull up the
emails where they are all right, So, all right, remember
I told you all on the main stage that Brenda said,
she want to see what human flesh feels like between
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her teeth.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
It's worse than that. Okay, let's see hmm.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
So they were doing an exercise at school and the
students were explained to them why it's important to exercise
the fine bones in our fingers, to which Brenda responds, Yeah,
it will definitely help me to hold a knife and
kill someone someday. This is a direct quote. We all
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looked at her, and then she added killing will be
my job someday.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Mm hmm. She's going to be a cop. Done okay
before can I is the little girl white? Yes, I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Listen, you know what You're right?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Sisters who kills so? But no?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Yeah? White?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Okay, uh so blah blah blah blah blah. She had
a breakdown at school, and so she said that, you know,
she was somebody was annoying her because they were pretending
to spray raid on her. Mm hmmm, pretending to spray
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but like she was a bug and they were exterminating her.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Were they actually physically spraying?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
No, honest, students don't have bucks breads school. They're just
like being kids.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Oh god, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Well, that was in response because Brenda kept biting that child,
So she said she that the teacher asked her why, well,
why why do you think he keeps Why does he
keep doing that? She said, It's because I bite him
Whenever I feel I need to, I grab him and
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bite him anywhere I can find. She said that she
feels free when she does that.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
In wild.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Mm, what's a Dixie Chick song?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
She then, you know, they tell us, I would also
like to point out that Brenda runs on all four
legs that recess. I want, what do you mean she
like bear runs?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
I'm so serious. I'm serious.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
So okay, So like if it's her turn to get
the like her turn to steal the bacon, like she's off.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Wait.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
So then they offer a solution, which I do not
agree with at all.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
They're like, can we give you something?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
That solution is to kill her with silver bullets?
Speaker 4 (10:52):
It's can we give you some rubbery to bite with?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
She just said, no, I want to bite into human flesh.
It makes me feel better when I feel the feeling
of the flesh squeezing.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
So I ain't nobody gonna help her, I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I think I think they're trying to figure out to do.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
But like that's crazy.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
There's only again one thing left to do. Call Buffy
Summers Angel, because there's no there's Buffy Angel either one
the charm ones. I don't know what you gotta go.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I don't I don't care who Nigga Joe Dorby's ancestors, like,
somebody gotta do something.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
I'm telling you sometimes you gotta put them down. I
don't know why we.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Have it like that.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Nigga was right, some kids got bad vibe.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Mmm, And I told you about.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Girl. You know, you apart, Like how do you respond
with your kids? Teachers call a meaty and you sit
down and this is what they unload on you, and you're.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
Like, I birth that, Like no, because their parents that
are self aware, Like I know that there are parents
who you know, who don't check in with their teachers
and that's why they know all rap songs and they
can't read.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
But I get that.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
However, there are some things that like these parents knew,
these parents.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Know something this extreme.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
This, This child is not just doing this.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
No, I know she is trying to eat her cousins little.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Squad, get out of her little squad.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, she tried to not her little nana's little fingers.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
I'm sure I like that this it's not funny, but
it is.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
No, it's absolutely funny because you know why I forgot
about this.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
It's not on our artspen, it's not at all.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
I forgot about that one.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Le.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I just keep picturing you saw that video on the
internet recently with that beer on that picnic table, and
it's just.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
That's that baby on top of it.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
I gotta get the bacon, I gotta get the ball.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
She jumps into the river fish fish.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
She's a beaver.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Oh my stomach, Oh my stomach.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Oh, I wonder.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
If beaver's attack. I meant to ask that I didn't even.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
We can ask brendas apparently she used, you know, of
the animal card she eats.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
She eats beaver.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
No, like and that's such a specific thing like cannibals. Cannibals,
such a specific intimate thing, like why like she couldn't
she didn't say, like I want to have a pig,
like I could like just pig or or like a
cappy bara or anything, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (15:14):
But like I want to eat Jared.
Speaker 9 (15:16):
I want to eat joeid like like no, they don't
go with gold fish in a caprice son.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Oh god, that is so funny. And the fact that
she runs like this.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
I can't wait until and I just want to see
his reactions.
Speaker 10 (15:48):
Imagine you're teaching and you see wullak cover and see
a kid run it on their hands and legs, charging you.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Like a fucking ram.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
No, Britta is a wild girl. I'm telling you, so
wild and free. Would I do that?
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Like that's crazy. They've got to put it down.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Yeah, yeah, silver bullet called Buffy.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
It is not humid.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh my god, they need to make an episode of
Black Mirror about Brenda.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
And I just don't know, like how long has this
been going on? Like was this just the school year?
Because it's like at some point child services have to
have to come in and be like I would imagine,
let's see boy, I will hear about no stories about
no white bitch coming to day buzzer.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Let's see.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
You break that white picture of my brother. It's okay,
mom and eater.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Oh no, they don't say when it started.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
M hmm.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
A bitch named Brenda.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
They've got to put her down, euthanize her chanted outside
the school.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
I'll lead the charge.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh my gosh, maybe they should use Eric Adams as
bait because also my next question is does she only
want to eat other whites or is it blacks?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I just think it's humans, But I feel like she would,
you know how, Like sometimes we'll see in like a
vampire movie with a were wolf or something, and the
werewolf will like you think, it's getting ready to do
a whole big business. So all of a sudden it's
like edit run away. I think that's what will happen
with Brenda and Eric.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Don't have like she don't have like Rinder preferences, Like
I guess that's a good It was not like no spice,
no race, like that kind of thing.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
We have to go to.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
We have to go.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Because it leads to my questioning because it's like, well,
you know.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Me, I guess in this particular case, you know, Brenda
could be useful. Brenda, we're going to have you perform
in ethnic cleansing.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
That's what is.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Terrible, just like take her to the hometown buffet.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
All right, Okay, let.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Me share with you one thing and they'll get to
whatever we want to talking about.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
So I had a house guest over.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
The weekend, Brandon was here, and Brandon came over and
he was like, he told me about the Keith Harring exhibit,
and mind you, I think we had this conversation about
Keith Harring sponsoring ship for the Sinner.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
When we were for Prior or whatever. So he was.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
And mind you, I never told him about like my
stick figures for Justice thing or whatever. But he was like,
do you want to go to the exhibit. I was like,
grown out because no.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
But he came me here.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
He was like, I got you something.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
I got you something, and I'm like, okay, what is it?
Speaker 5 (20:01):
Why I tell you? I hollered.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
First of all, shout out to museums for selling rolling trades.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Oh yeah, I've definitely bought rolling.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Trains for museums.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Yeah. And so.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Okay, first of all, I want you to know that
if you are driving on the FDR north southbound, excuse me,
like you going to Brooklyn coming from Harlem, there is
a court off the FDR that has that exam.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Oh yes, I know right off. When you like you're
going to Rivington apartment. Yeah, yeah, it's all Keith Harring
to figure suggested. I had to show you it because
I was like.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Well, why didn't you give me one?
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Oh? I get you one.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Oh that leads me to my second thing. So you
can purchase these online at the road. But I also
was like, so I go online. I'm looking at the
broke because I was like, oh, do they have different colors?
Because I was like, oh, this would be cute if it,
like you know what I mean. So I go in
there and they have furniture. They sell Keith Haring furniture.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Do you know that these little ugly.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Motherfuckers stick figure for Justice.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
For this one for a stool is eleven hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
I believe it. I believe it. You know I still
have those magnets.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
And this is why I don't understand about art is
in the eye of the beholder, because what about this?
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Nope, what about this?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
And I know people will probably say the same thing
about the shit I creator or whatever.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yeah, like this near as show.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah, but I'm not charging sixty dollars for a fucking
rolling paper tray that has crack his wack on it.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
He's stolen prase from a black woman, which.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
I have, so so yes.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
So, speaking of six figures for Justice, I must send
you a video to watch and you could put it
in here. So so this nigga was running from the
police and ends up running in his mom's house hands
something off to his mother. Uh, just as blatantly as
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young thug in the courtroom.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Moms runs in the house, runs back out.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Police are there, and her son is like, he's he
was in a high speed chase. It drives into her yard,
hits her, and the way she flew was giving nothing.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
But Keith Harring holds.
Speaker 11 (22:58):
On, Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
And what makes it worse is the capture.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
They're like, let me tell you about the lady we
see spun like a star yesterday.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
She looks like a Keith Hearing.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Yeah, looks she does. She actually looks like when Lucy removes.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
The football from Charlie Brown when he goes to kick
the football that she looked like.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
She looked like when Jazz used to get kicked out
my uncle Phil. So I just you, said Keith Hearing,
and I said, oh, this is the perfect time to
share this with you.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
It is it is. It is the stick figures for injustice.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Apparently, so I'm telling a things I won't tell you
On the main stage.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Oh yeah, okay, First.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
And foremost, Crystal Jean's fucking doorman. Do one other Dominica once,
you know, they all have Prussius, so when we come.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Over, they'd be like, hello, Hi. They don't even ask
the apartment. You go into nothing.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
But let me tell you how stupid niggas are. You
know what this goes back to. I seen something today
about a girl math and a boy math.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I didn't know what was happening, but.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I see that the people are at war, and of
course the women are winning. So so I don't quite
know what it is, but I'm gonna use my own
version of boy math.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Boy math is when two women walk in. You like
the way.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Both of them look, but you're really trying to holler
at one of them, so you stay some stupid shit
to one of them. This nigga gonna say, is that
your daughter about Antoinette?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Mm hmm ah.
Speaker 12 (25:31):
I said, are.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
You fucking serious?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
And he knew immediately that he stuck all of his
nuts in his mouth, And I said, are you fucking serious?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Don't talk to me. You forgot? Is it your sister? No,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was like, don't fucking talk
to me, are you fucking I said, don't fucking talk
to me. Are you fucking serious?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
From the moment he said to all the way to
the walk to the elevator, as the doors closed, as
I'm going up, the fucking sat.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Down the hallway.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Livid.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Do you hear me? Livid?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
And also I'm like, my feelings don't get hurt much.
You asked me, if a thirty five year old woman
is my daughter? Is that where I am in life
right now?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Do I need the talks? Like what?
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Well? They're all to they're all very young.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
I also was like, if I was just a little
bit different, I could have.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Me a twenty year old this boy, but that's none
of your motherfucking business, nigga. So so I was very irritated.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I was extremely, very motherfucking irritated, as you should.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Be because number one, usually I don't be caring, but no,
I'm like.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Right because number one, sir, like that.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
You at work, so you should you could have like
a little bit more decorm like you know, hello.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
How your day?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Man?
Speaker 5 (27:13):
You know what I mean? Not like is that your daughter?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Like that's not and you know, and I know he
got the live from like his daddy whatever, like, you know,
you compliment and make him seem look younger or.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
You know that's your sister or whatever the fuck. And
it's just like no, so doesn't stick coming, you know.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
So it's like, no, don't ever say that.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
So I get upstairs and I'm living and I tell
Crystal Jine and you know, everybody in the room, Crystal Jane,
you won't make it.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Aim fire.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Okay, skirt personal skirt skirt Okay. I was like, no,
I will not be getting the Dominican nigga fires from
his job.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
I'm not doing it. I'm not.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I will cuss him out and whoop his ass in
the lobby before I'll.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Gonna, you know, fuck up the well being for this.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, yeah, I go.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
You know I got you know, I got some kind
of solidarity. I whoop your motherfucker. I'll cuts your blood,
I'll cush your ass out, and I'm gonna call you
every everything but a child of God. But I'm not gonna,
you know, stop y'all from eating. I don't believe in
the African diaspora suffering at the hands of white supremacy.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
So, but I was living nigga, and I wanted to fight.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Him physically in his face.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
What else she was gonna tell me?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Okay, so Yan said, mm hmm, I have to tell
this story quickly here because Chris Rogers will probably listen
to the main stage.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
But I don't want him to feel the way. Here's why.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
And you know you won't watch it, so I want
you to give tristed access. He'd be like, how do
I watch your Patriot? I'm like subscribing out of it.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Words. He'd be trying to sneak get right.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
He's like, I know it's he I'm about to watch
it on yourself.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Get out of my pat So I don't know if
y'all saw his social but Sea rash through his back
out because we moved, okay, so we moved.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
He threw his back out.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
And because he thinks he's, you know, twenty one and
not thirty plus, so and well he's learning. Yeah, and
mind you I had there's one time where I had
to go to the hospital because I threw up my
back and he laughed at me because he thought it
wasn't a real thing until we had to go. Until
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he had to go to the hospital the other day
because he threw his back out.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Oh so this was karma. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh
what ugly?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Four years later.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
She came back.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
We did right, So mind you, we had all these
plans to go with Crystal. It was about to just
be a wang dang motherfucking doodle. He couldn't go, so
I felt bad. So I was like, well, I'm not
gonna go, and so you know, I was sad, but
I was trying to make him cheer up because I
knew he was, like, you know, feeling down about it
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and all that good stuff because you know, everybody around
him is gone. So the next day he wakes up
with the conscience and he was like, let me not
be that boyfriend. Go ahead, go work, go hang out.
Fast forward, Crystal, come over, we have brunch. It's a
wag dangu. He's like feeling a little bit more fomo,
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but whatever, get out, get ready to go. I go
down to Inglewood meet up with Crystal and Christi Chua.
So we had and if you listened to the read,
I'm sure Crystal will tell you that she was at
a a Beyonce themed hotel, like like it was. The
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restaurant played nothing but Beyonce Choose and not just through
the restaurant, but through that's just nothing but Beyonce. And
when I got there, it was fabulous.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
It was nothing.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
And what I loved about this concert the most is
that I see no niggas like that, So I.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Was like, yes, black because when you saw that they
were with.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
Yeah, the.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Hold on, let me put that in my notes. You
just refreshed me of something. But continue because.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
There was a plethora of I'm just here, so I
don't get fine type of dynamics anyway, we I'm.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
High off the life.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I had a lot of edibles and I actually decided
to drink, which is not something I typically do.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Yeah, so you didn't get drunk, I got tipsy.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I didn't get drunk.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Not uncomfort I was not.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Uncomfortable until I did get uncomforted or explain why. So
this was also my first time of going to so
Far and I haven't been to it. And also I
haven't been to a stadium car cert since like Summer jam.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
In like undergrad or no.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I went on the run, but that was different because
I had different exits been in you. Yeah, stadium ships
are a lot in the way so Far is set
up so Far as in a pit. So it's like
sounds oh it is a right concerts happening.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
I'm in like the presence of like Royalty, it's great.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Like oh I saw I saw from Instagram everybody la
was just for the celebrities.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah, it was a it was Wang Dang do.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
So.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
At the end of the show.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
To get from the floor to outside, remember I said
it's in a pit, you have to go up ye.
So there's like twenty or so street length street with
ramps to go up to the top of the street
to get to street level. The problem is there is
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no there. There's what like fifty thousand people on like
like trying to exit this one area, and it's nothing
but just hot, sweaty people with glitter and finy on. Like,
it's just a lot going on. So I happen to
get nauseous because it also smell. Yeah, I mean gay.
Speaker 5 (34:33):
Is also smell like cereal dusk.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
So it was just a lot of stuff going on, right.
So I'm getting nauseous, right, and I'm like, oh my gosh,
I have to throw up.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
I'm gagging.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Chrissy Chula sees me and it's like, oh, okay, x
Stee you know, get it out, to get.
Speaker 5 (34:47):
It out whatever. So I'm throwing up, and.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Like I told you, there's a thousands of people like
walking past me or whatever just snear me, not paying attention.
But who did I decide to throw up on like
shoes like cinemeters away from?
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Thank god?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
It was.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Okay, Well it was the Keith Stance.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
He it was probably a.
Speaker 12 (35:37):
Cake for him because it was wild, because he just
kind of looked and then just kept on walking appreciated it.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
But then afterwards I was told by friends about that,
how that nigga was really weird and and.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
Real problematica with the baby Mom's no such. Yeah, so I.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Didn't feel bad. Okay, so you know, I felt like
me throwing up was really an act of solidarity, sister,
But yeah, I threw up. By my taglabe was going
to be the Keith Stansfield maybe throw up like a
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little coach.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Gave me COVID, Oh my god, Keith Stance fille shoes.
She did not tell me that that was.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Not what I was, because it was it literally was
like this much and I was like, oh ship.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
I'm about to text it.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
I told her, Well, first of all, she wasn't paying
attention because when I was throwing up, she was on
a mission.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
Like when if y'all.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Don't know anything about Auntie Crystal, when I Crystal is
ready to go, we are ready to go.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Not even just that, not even just that, because that's
also Auntie J. Auntie J be the one who powers through.
Auntie Crystal is a wanderer, the worst.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Fucking bitch to go republic. She is a wanderer.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
So you you on a mission and then you look
and you're like, where did this bitch go off to? No?
Speaker 3 (37:30):
This is what she does, And mind.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
You, I got it. We were all on a mission
to get out, right, but I was the.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
How somebody this tiny and then like walk back to
the met a wonder.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
It's not even she she just wanders though.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
It's like when you're in the ocean and you think
you're swimming Florida, you're swimming this way.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
That's how she is.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
And then she'd be like, oh, yes, so you throw
I just text her and that oh she just texted
me right back.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Aren't you supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
With a client right now? I didn't want to tell
his business, but he got sick.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
The capitalized.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
I was fucked up because I ended throwing up in
her room and then outside of my building.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
It was a lot.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
But sorry, it's the capital sick for me.
Speaker 5 (38:24):
I was, I was, it was bad. I had a
good time.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Well, congratulations and so was it the liquor. It was
the liquor.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
It the moment I was it had to be more
of the edibles I had.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
Guess I had liquor.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
But it wasn't anything like like I was. I was fine,
mind you. We were drinking through the whole thing. So
I was like beforehand, I was fine, walked little burro.
That was great. Sick until but I didn't get sick
until three hours after I stopped drinking.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
I had to had to metabolize.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
What I'm thinking was was the amount of edibles.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I con I think how many how many milligrams of
edibles did you because you I know you were taking
tens because I know what you were eating.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
What how many of them did you use?
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yes, I think I'm having an overdose that as killed
as my wife and your wife.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Yes, of what marijuana? I don't know if they had
something in it.
Speaker 7 (39:40):
Okay, can you please unrescue?
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Okay? How old are you?
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Nine years old? And my wife, because if you ever
have good tied edibles, they taste like candy, like real
juice because they are surrounded by silver, say rotates on
the stage.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
So that probably added to her.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
And then you had liquor in your system, which you
never do, and then you consumed one hundred grams of metals.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yeah, and the sheer overwhelmingness of being in that space
with the amount of people, because like you just have
to because you know, when are you ever in a
room of fifty thousand other people?
Speaker 5 (40:23):
Right?
Speaker 2 (40:24):
This is why the first time when we took to
see took nowhere to go see it, I did not
see Summer Renaissance.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Because I've said it is time.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
I was about to say that, I was about to
say this, like, I see why you have to go
multiple times because it's a spectacle in a good way.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Yes, but I knew leaving that stadium in Jersey was
going to be a nightmare. So I was like, last
song we out, and I you know, and I know
that's sacrilege to certain people, but fuck y'all, I was
not dealing with the crowded because leaving and we could
talk about this on the main stage. I'm just glad
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you got to go and that la Keith stands for
got his guy his karma that night, just desserts. Yes,
now we have to assess and start digging energetically as
to why Lakeith and Chris Rogers got their carmel on
the same week.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Yeah, because what was so interesting? The very next day
the thinker was like, ah, I had three.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
I can't move around it.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
That's why I'm laughing because I know he's better, but
poor baby.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
But it made him miss Beyonce.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah, I didn't miss her, and you know, he was like,
he's gonna be pissed about it all week.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
And hopefully there's a second leg and we could go together,
but you know, otherwise.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Wanted and that's the new place to live exactly.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Yes, Yes, a running list of things that I made a.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Note for please congratulate me.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
So first things first, So you mentioned, Oh no, you
said you're gonna play a song for me from the Simpsons.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
Oh can I borrow a feeling? Yes?
Speaker 2 (42:26):
I remember, let me let me hurt Hi everybody a
HI and hit it?
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Can I borrow a feeling?
Speaker 2 (42:44):
So I read one of them stink pieces, but this
is one that was actually like they said, they said
the Simpsons, well posse blank white passing creoles.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Hold on, wait, let me pull it up. What and
break it down for you?
Speaker 2 (43:11):
They said they either Haitian, oh God, Luisiana, especially Marge
because of her sisters, her hair, she got this three c.
They were like, she sleep with that bonnet and holds
one holds.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
On, yes, Mars Bouvier because they try to model her after.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Jackie Jackie right, So they said, okay, her name is
Marjorie Jacqueline Bouvier. Her father is Clancy Bouvier. Her mother,
her mother is Jacqueline Bouvier, sisters of Patty and Selma.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Think about how those names sound.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Then they said, tell me Shad from Flatbush because.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
But they said, she sleeps with a bonnet.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
And then there's Lisa in that saxophone, in her activism
and Bart's delinquency in his undiagnosed learning disabilities, being automatically
seen as a bad kid because he's acting out because
of our family treats too. And I guess they said
the yellow skin is what's bad that they were trying
to camouflage.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
They are these blank though Simpsons.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
The next way, Homer Simpson.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
They said, Homer is definitely Passe, but he just acts
like a white man.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
And hold on.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
There was a particular episode, hold on, hold on, hold on, where.
Speaker 5 (44:43):
Is it.
Speaker 11 (44:46):
Now?
Speaker 3 (44:46):
I know a quadrut one? See one.
Speaker 5 (44:48):
I'm screaming, Oh my god, they have.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
I will say I've seen a lot of episodes of
The Simpsons.
Speaker 5 (44:56):
I will say, they are they are.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
They do right by black people kind of, but that's
just white shows in general. But they I'm sorry, that's
so interesting.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
Bartley, sit back.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
He looked like you even from Baptist from East Value.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
That's why that's why bart goes to a hood. Get
his flat top.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Oh yeah, rash. He did come out with do the
bart Man. That was a whole rap and they are
high yellow.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Then they came out with black bar because we are a.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
Range of shades as the people.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
They did have a black bar. I had a black
bark shirt and stuff. Yeah, back in the in the
early nineties.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Oh yeah, and then remember remember that, what was my
point that it's so sad? Wait I had a point
right there. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh jack Kennedy,
remember there was always a rumor that Jackie Kennedy's family
was passing for something passive for white but there was.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Something remember that.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
Reptile.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
I did see a threat the other day that was like, y'all,
I'm not gonna tell me, this is beautiful.
Speaker 13 (46:19):
Nah, Like she looked like she bite people like people like, yeah,
she had the cute little like Chanelle dressed in the
ol Cassini looks after when she became an Onassis.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
But like otherwise, Esma was a little frightening. I'm not
gonna hold you.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
It was very like like you know those tumors that.
Speaker 12 (46:41):
Have teeth, yeah, yeah, or like.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
That movie or that movie teeth, but the girl with
the teeth of.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Vagina, yeah, vagina, yes, yes, exactly.
Speaker 5 (46:58):
What happened? What else do you have to tell me?
Speaker 2 (47:01):
So did you see what's happening with pins tuckyh Yes?
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Now, now I've always her and Natasha Leon just have
always just given me just outlaw mud show, backyard type
of white women, right, you know, like kool aid, red tampico,
(47:30):
punch stage about the mouth and they kind of all
smell like spit. So if you didn't know, Pensentucky was
went to went to social media because she was about
to buy a boat for a man. But it turns
(47:52):
out the man was married but she knew the man
was married, but the I got in the way of her,
you know, basically the wife found out or whatever. But
and she starts out telling us this because she's in
like a in her car, and she was like, I
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the last three nights, I was eating this man's butthole yep,
because that's what he likes. And she was thoroughly with
the shits, no pun intended, and she was down to.
Speaker 5 (48:29):
Do whatever. And then his wife came and was like,
you're wrecking our home. And so now she upset about it.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
And she keeps calling a wife a bitch, and she's
interrupting the plans. But she proceeds to let us know
three hundred and twenty two times throughout this conversation.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
How much she was eating this nigga's ass, the man that.
Speaker 14 (48:54):
I've been messing with the married man every night, well
for about three nights in a row, or even maybe
there's a night in between. I was licking his butthole yep,
because you liked it, and I didn't mind doing it.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
And this is not a shame ass eating if that
is it was. This is how much she told us
she was.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
Right now, This is this is to shame the studios.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
This is their fault.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
It is it is if they would get their ship
right and pay these people, they can get that that
apt mental health services that they need and to keep
busy so they don't keep telling us this ship all
the fucking time.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
HM. Put people back to work. Because the girl is
very good at playing herself.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Yes, clearly, I had no idea that's who she was
as a person until the other day.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
Well, you know Hustle and Flow eight mile that you know,
and all of them are the same person, which is she?
But see when you leave her to her own devices,
and she's the worst version of herself. If you all
were opening studios back and do what you're supposed to
(50:14):
do for people and take care of them, then she
could just play herself on camera and maybe herself in
person would not be so tormented.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
Seems like simple science to me.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Boom, So, I I have something to share, and I
was actually decided I was going to do this on
the main stage. But we'll test it here and see
what how you feel about it.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
Okay, let me give you a little backstory.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
Okay, so you know you called me the other day
with your with your surprise, which we'll talk about on
the main sto what your kids surprised you. So it
brought me back to the episode of Smash where they
were reading read as stories and there was a story
about how this woman's boyfriend threw her a surprise wedding
(51:12):
and she asked, if you know, am I the asshole.
Speaker 5 (51:15):
For turning down a surprise wedding?
Speaker 1 (51:17):
Right? And everybody was like but her family was like, yeah,
you are because this was such a nice gesture. You're
gonna you were gonna marry him anyway. And then afterwards
he's like, well, now we don't have a money, we
don't have money to like have a real wedding now,
the one that you want, so you should have had
this one. So I was like, what the fuck? But
right after that story, there was another story that had
(51:43):
to do with books, and this is when I learned
of Wiglacher. White people made niglature, but for whites to
digest how.
Speaker 3 (51:59):
You everingh ain't that what that is?
Speaker 5 (52:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (52:03):
No, no, no no no, like you think of Daniel still.
Speaker 3 (52:09):
That's not neignature.
Speaker 1 (52:12):
No, that's just that's just we'll call that much.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (52:20):
I have found wig liture.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
I have found the Kwan Mills of White Literates. Their
name is M J.
Speaker 5 (52:35):
Edwards.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
I was okay, so I was gonna ask a little
white what's the what's the white get on name?
Speaker 5 (52:42):
Right?
Speaker 1 (52:42):
Well, you know when they do ghetto names, they do.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
Initials, will like it be a white man named Bridney
right where Shane Shane is like, ain't they kind of
like a yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:56):
So I kind of want to buy it and.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
Read it because I was looking for it for free.
But I but it's a series and it's called Kissing
the Coronavirus Chronicles, book number one.
Speaker 5 (53:15):
I'm going to read.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
The little blurt. She was supposed to cure the coronavirus.
Instead she fell in love with it. Doctor Alexa ashington
Fird is part of a team of scientists. Doctor Alexa
(53:39):
ashington Ford is a part of a crack team of
scientists tasked with finding the cure to the devastating coronavirus.
Speaker 5 (53:49):
Little did she know she would end up falling in
love with it.
Speaker 1 (53:53):
In the steamy viral erotica, Kissing Coronavirus is a steamy
tail about We're a bit of love and dark desires
come to life.
Speaker 5 (54:04):
Now.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
I want to make notes that this book is not
about falling in love with somebody with.
Speaker 2 (54:10):
No I gathered exactly what this this is about falling
in love with the virus itself.
Speaker 1 (54:17):
So if you look upon the cover, it gives very
much like doctor Bruce Benner and like the Hulk. And
she is this white woman on this green You can
go on Amazon to look for it. It's called kissing
the coronavirus, and she is just huddled up on this green.
Speaker 5 (54:37):
Man, I'm gonna read a sample.
Speaker 2 (54:42):
Can you mean it's just actually let me just use
my own people, Okay, I read while I looked this up.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
Doctor Alexa Ashington fruits, staring at the.
Speaker 3 (54:53):
Ten so much? What please?
Speaker 1 (55:00):
Washington? First, testing between her fingers, her perfectly pink manicured
nails clashing with the pale, bubbling liquid inside, she recognized
the power she had in her group, the virus which
had claimed so many lives and which made her heart
be furiously like a wild tiger thrashing.
Speaker 5 (55:21):
In its cage, the coronavirus.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
Despite the devastation the virus was causing across the globe,
Alexa felt a rush of excitement every time she picked
up the Corona sample, like a pulsating erect penis desperate
to Unleasha's devastation on anyone who touched it. It had
been so long since Alexa had been with the man
that the virus was the only thing she could get
(55:47):
near to which gave her any sort of thrill.
Speaker 5 (55:51):
The tickle in her.
Speaker 3 (55:52):
Nickers, first of all, is like it's a thumping. It's
not a tickle.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
The tickle of her nicklas when she worked with the
sample was the only sexual release she had experienced since
the virus had unleashed. Hell and it's taken as told
on the world.
Speaker 5 (56:17):
Now.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
She held it in her hand, gripped it tight. She
bit her lip. Imagine what she could do with it.
She rubbed her hand over her breasts, her nipple hardening
like a tic tac.
Speaker 3 (56:38):
It was hard like.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
This is only half the page. I haven't even got
afterrough it, okay, Imagine what she could do with it.
She rubbed her hand over her breast and her nipple
hardening like a tic tac. Imagine how she would feel
if she touched herself with it. Pretty great, Alexa thought,
pretty great. In deedly, Alexa lowered the test tube and
(57:03):
unbuttoned the bottom two poppers of her lab coat.
Speaker 5 (57:11):
It says it right here.
Speaker 1 (57:13):
She took the test tube and shook it. The bubbling,
creamy liquid sloshed against the inside of the tube. It
fizzed up, and Alexi swore she could fill the glass,
expanding swelling up and down as she took the tube.
As she shook the tube, a shock of electricity course
through her veins, eventually stopping as it reached her vagina.
It was like she sat on a battery. Everything tingled
(57:37):
and it felt good, but Alexa knew it could be better,
much better. Alexi pulled down her lap pands and pulled
her panties to the side. Her pussy was so wet
that the lady glided across her skin like a fat
man on a water slot. She lowered the test tube.
(57:59):
As the COVID nineteen the temple got close to her,
she felt the rush and a tenth burst from within,
like an entire firework display going off.
Speaker 5 (58:06):
That one.
Speaker 2 (58:09):
This bitch busted in off of a test tube of
the action.
Speaker 3 (58:16):
Test too, baby.
Speaker 2 (58:20):
Okay, So here's some of the reviews on Amazon.
Speaker 3 (58:24):
First of all, it's three point six stars. That is
way too high.
Speaker 2 (58:28):
Second of all, want to read it, but the first
one I bullshit. You not, I'll show it to you.
WHOA couldn't put it down? Red Hole Book in one sitting.
The author has a perfectly perfect way with words and
sentenced with words and sentences to describe descriptively in such
a way that leaves you wondering what could possibly happen next?
Speaker 3 (58:51):
Signed x D.
Speaker 5 (58:55):
I think that's just a happy face.
Speaker 2 (58:57):
Like a lappy Okay, I was, like, it's from Amanda,
but it was signed extine. Somebody else said, first of all,
this story is only This book is sixteen pages long.
I did not I hate it to tell me, full
of jaw dropping moments and bursts of laughter from the
shockness of certain parts. I don't know if I can
(59:18):
say that this was an enjoyable if this was enjoyable
considering what's about. But I will say for sixteen pages,
this was very interesting and quite the read. Also, I'm
a little embarrassed this is my first read of twenty
twenty three.
Speaker 3 (59:36):
Oh my god. Not a legendary masterpiece to define a generation.
Speaker 1 (59:41):
The one star reviews are fetty, so from cat stop reading.
Speaker 5 (59:47):
What the what the hell did I just read? Books?
Speaker 1 (59:50):
One star? But all the stars for making me laugh
So damn hard. I legit, wheezed and cried. I knew
I was in for a wild ride when the author
compared the virus to an erect penis on the very
first page. I about dying when I read the sentence
pussy so wet that the lace blidered across her skin
like a fat man on a water slide because I
accidentally inhaled my drink, never getting over his tongue like
(01:00:14):
a chunk of macrowave fish. Comparison, though, you'll know. All
in all, even though it was a great book, it
was worth the ninety three cents just for the labs.
Buy it for, buy it for the eighteen ferrets the
author has to take care of.
Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Carol Ane said, I wish I could say I read
this for it, dare, but I didn't. Not kick shaving.
But some people need some serious help. The author is
one of them. I have another for thinking, reading and
reviewing the worst rated books on good Reads was a
good idea.
Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Who we canna just read awful books and give you
all the reviews?
Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Yes, oh this is amazing. TikTok made me.
Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
That's exactly how it happened. Because there's book the lord, Yeah,
hold on, what's the J D.
Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
Harmon?
Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
Wait while you looked at him. I'm sorry, Carloson for
the lolls.
Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
I read this purely order dare after perusing a list
of crack fiction with my best tie.
Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
This is indeedly pure crack.
Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Every day I straight further from the light. Oh my god,
these Yeah, this is amazing. You might have unlocked a
gym here, friend, I'm not gonna hold you.
Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Yeah, there's yeah white, Oh my god, because there's because
there's also J. D. Harding, who started this whole book talk.
This is where like because why people have another viral
version of like fifty Shades of Gray Because white people
are obsessed with sexual violence.
Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Oh yeah, no, they got an issue they have and.
Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
They confuse it with like kink and chint. No, that's no,
now that I know the difference of what dom and
stubbs and all that shit, that is just white abuse
and violence that they disguise as love and kink.
Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
I got thoughts, but because it.
Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Anyway, But yes I have I have discovered wigglature and
a deep dive because yes, it is sixteen pages. I
forgot to mention that, because what can you imagine as
being any longer than that.
Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
I don't know why. It's sixteen pages. Honestly, that was
the first page that you read, and that was I
don't think I would be able to go on from there.
Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
And they they paint the coronavirus as this is like
a pit crew member, but incredible.
Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
It's very The book centers around a romance between alexir
ashington Fed, a researcher tasked with curing the Corona virus,
and an anthropomorphised version of the COVID nineteen virus.
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