July 4, 2025 • 66 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You just text me, let's chat about it.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I just I just happenstanced on the interview between Miss
Netta and.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
T. S. Madison and they they did a sit down.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
They did a sit down?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Did they do it on fag Talk? What's that?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
That's that's that's the show that Maddie has on with
her with her.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
You know, I know, I know the show very well.
I just can't call it that, So I call it
pretty high gay talk.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
So they were on there and and and Maddie was
trying to clarify if miss Netta identified as a trans
person as a trans woman, and she was like to me, like,
she's like, I, I you know, I want to respect you,
and I feel like your pronouns are she and her.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
She's like, but I just, you know, want to make sure.
And so I'm asking you, you.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Know, community all right? And what did that say?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Well, she's very she is of a very certain generation,
so she she said, and I paraphrase, but she was like,
I don't identify with none of that. And because missus
Maddie was like, so you know, where in our community
(01:39):
do you fall? And she's like, I don't identify with
none of that. I just am who I am and
I've always been this person, And.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I'm like, I can I get that? You know what
I'm saying. I don't want to be.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Labeled by my by by a label, you know what
I'm saying. If this is I am, this is who
I am as a person, and I do believe her
on that front.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
There's something about older people though, where it's it's like,
but you see these you see these kids out here
fighting for their fucking lives, and you know life ain't
been no Crystal Stare for you either. You know that, Like,
let's be very clear, you're of a certain certain generation.
So if this is who you've always been, you can't
(02:21):
tell me.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
That this has always been easy for you, because I
know how ignorant niggas can be.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
So why do you shun away? Like why do you
shy away from wanting to discuss.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
What it was like?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I don't want to be identified as none of So
that Maddie finally asked. She was like, were you born
with the same parts as me, Miss Netta? And she
was like, yes, I was, which I mean I never
assumed otherwise. I just was like, this is this is
Miss Netta, this is who she is, this is what
they do, and she's, you know what, a nigga who
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got some issues, so you know, I but yeah, I
just found it interesting and I was like, this seems
like a dated kind of ideology that she has around.
I don't know, it's like it's not not a lack
of pride for who you are, but it's kind of
like a yeah, I don't want to get into all
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of that.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I just amn who I am.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, a couple of things, so like, uh uh.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Vote for who you want? Vote for Hillary? What's the name?
I can't think of a no vote for Hillary, vote
for what you want?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Vote for They they make bounce music.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Oh not Big Freedom?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yes, okay, who you want?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Hillard Hill, vote Hillary? Do it?
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Hillary?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Do it.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
For you?
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Do it?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Big Freedom was on College Hill and they had that
very same discussion with slim Thug. Yes, and slim Thug
was like, I'm trying to be a better human being,
and so I don't want to be disrespectful, So how
do I identify?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
What do I call you?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
What's the t you know that kind of thing, and
Freedom was like to you, I'm your bro.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
To others, I'm sis. You know. She was like it
all depends. I'm not necessarily caught up in there.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
And what I took from that is there's a lot
of people who who don't subscribe to certain labels because
a there's a privilege attached to it, right because I'm yeah,
when you talk when Nedda probably never really presented more
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feminine now now that she's a little bit more notoriety
and fame, right, So it can't be this idea that
I've always been this. And two, I feel like a
lot of times people don't ever want to claim what
they are who they are based off of like safety
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like parameters, right like there tell me Like like growing up,
when I first met Kyle, Kyle was like, you know,
you know, I assume gay, recognize gay or whatever. She
was like, oh no, I'm by And I was like,
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now at the time that was a problematic idea of whatever,
But as we grow older, Kyle explained to me, like,
it wasn't the fact that I was truly gay, It
was really just this idea that I had in my
head that I had this some proximity to normal quote
unquote normalcy, right, Like yeah, because I didn't want to
be because I told you the story, like he like.
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It took a while for his family to get there,
but they were very like hyper religious and didn't really
accept it all at first, and so him acknowledging like, hey,
you know, maybe if I can say, like there's a
hint of hope for me being with a woman, then
that'll quell whatever the fuck is going.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
On in their minds.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
And you know they're they won't shun me or forever,
you know, and all that stuff. I outside of all this,
I hate Nedda and Charles. I hope that I hate everything.
I hate the way that they walk, the way they dress.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I even hate the way the same Nia.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Because I they are not my brand.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Him hate him.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
But what I will say to your point, there is
something to be said about people from a certain generation
who hang on to problematic ideals, even if it's not
self serving, like you know what I mean, it goes
against them who we truly are. I think I told
you I used to be friends, well not so used
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to be friends. I haven't spoken to them in years.
But an old friend of mine, Angel Angel, was one
of the original founding members of the House of Ninja,
and so like him and Willie, Ninja were really close
like sisters and all that good stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
And so.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Angel has a niece and she is trends. However, the niece,
when she was transitioning, she made it a point to
not hang out with gay people. She was like, how
am I supposed to be learned to be a woman
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if I hang around Sissy's all day?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
You know?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
And I'm like, and I'm like, I hear you.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
But it's also like it's a very layered and confusing thing,
right when we talk about LGBTQ, and it's like, well,
TRANSI is in a sexuality so much as everybody else's
transis is an identity. And I'm like, I don't you know,
it's not a sexuality. So I could see this other
layer of people not identifying that way. There's some people
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who think gay means white. I talk about that often,
Like I was talking to Terrell because you know, his
PhD isn't like black queer studies and shit like that,
and he was talking about like how a lot of
times people equate to what they see on TV or
media representation as gay, and most of those represent most
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of those gay things that the CTV is white, like.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Even like down to like adult entertainment and porn and
stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
The first thing that when you type in gay, it's
it's a white gay thing.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
It's not people that look like me, you know, so
I can now, I don't know if Maddie's type of
person to do this type of conversation and heavy lifting
because she be you know, going off the deep end.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Well, yes, because Maddie, Maddie got home, you know. But
one thing I will say about Maddie one thing you know,
who is also of a certain generation.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
One thing I will say about FREEDA.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
And I.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I didn't even think about the aspect that you brought
up initially with that there is a privileged attached to uh,
not othering yourself, but like not hardcore labeling yourself, but
that that that actually makes a lot of sense. The
thing about them I will say, though, is that even
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in any any antiquated ideologies that may come from them,
which also come from us many of times, they are
still big advocates of the community at large, even freedom,
you know, to the point where it's like, Okay, I
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may not y'all may not know all the ins and
outs of my ship, but you know that this is
my community, right and I and I at least rep
for that, which then creates a safety and a foundation
for the younger generations who need that advocacy.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
And that's why I'm like, you ain't gotta you, don't
you know? Baby steps?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You know what I'm saying, work your way into the pool,
miss Netta, but also recognize what you could be doing
for younger, younger.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Queer people.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
But I also don't want to be a straight person
coming through or whatever.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
No, No, I like.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
I want to tell you how you need to be
in your community, you know, because that's super white too, so.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
No, no, no, I hear you in this sense of
like people who have platforms, you know, can be an
influence of change, right or agent of change? Or this
idea of like when is they stay here often possibility model?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Right, Like this.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Idea of like there's somebody who is from a lower
income neighborhood who I is trans for lack of a
better word, even though they don't want to identify it.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Can you know I could be this person too, Like.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
I remember growing up growing up, I remember when I
was living in Brooklyn. You know there is this someone
who of a trans experience or I would assume like
lived around the corner and the whole hood embraced them.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
And however they it was never like what you is
or what you ate. It was just kind of like
they just yes. And a lot of communities have that too.
There's always like this with a lot of people like that,
you know what I mean, They just be like child
that is who they are, right, And there is Yes,
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there is power in like taking a label and making
it a personal identity thing. But then that's what makes
your existence political too, and that puts you as somewhat
in kind of a dangerous thing.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
But I also.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I think it's later. I agree with you. I understand
that aspect of it.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah, but I also am like Charles even has a
greater impact than meta because of the fact that you
have somebody who is why don't I don't know how
they identify. But of course he did it because I'm
sure he doesn't have necessarily the words or has even ever.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Thought to unpack this type of thing, right.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
I just feel like a lot of times people find
themselves in queer relationships without.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Being intentional about it.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
I am personally intentionally in a queer relationship because I
know for the fact that that's what the fuck I want,
you know, And I think sometimes you in a space
where like, hey, this person cares to me and cooks
for me, and you know they provide for what I
need them, you know, they they give me what I.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Need because she gives him what he needs.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Yes, and and they just kind of comfortable with that. Like,
but I feel like Charles can be an agent of
change as well, Like, hey, I'm with somebody who is
absolutely not cis not cis pterosexual.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Especially with violence against trans women, and especially.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Especially as someone because people always talk about optics and stuff.
But like, but even somebody that just physically looks like him, right,
like he is a he is a a built, stocky
man who you would not have this idea when people
think of being in a queer relationship, that people think
of that as less than and so I think him
having if they were both to take a stance and
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be like, Okay, this is all for show.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
We get it.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
This is social media clicks or whatever. We and we
know that, you know, I am, I'm with some I'm
in a queer relationship that could that could that could
do numbers, you know, but I.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
But it does make their existence political and that has
to be a choice.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Yeah, and and and also you also want to make
sure that if somebody's existence is political, that they have
the right tools for it for them to utilize it,
because that's like you know people there's like what's her name,
Lady Lola.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
And bro I think that's her name.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
She's a trans comedian and she'd be going off the
deep end like she makes very.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Uh yes, yeah, I know who she is, Like.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
This is yes, I get that you're trying to make
the statement, and I understand that, but it's also like
at the.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
It's self hating, yes, and it is at the expense
of your community and their livelihood assistance, and that's where it's.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
That's that, that ain't it? So hmm, it's conversation.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Yeah, but I do hate them, and I I want
to make that very clear.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Oh you have you have Xdy LeVar. You've made it
fucking quite like a clear, like don't tell no lies
about me. And I won't.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Have doctor Terrell or actually to discuss this.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Actually yes, he actually we should have him on for
he h His recent project, because I'm doing the site
for him, has been Africana Religious Studies, so he has
he has done some research in South Africa and other
parts of the South about like black religious practices and
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like Hudu culture and things of that nature, which is
pretty cool because there is this idea that queer people
are going to you know, the whole adage queer people
can't be religiou because they go into Hell. And so
through his work he's finding that, No, there's a lot
of queer deities and practices absolutely, and Black spiritualism and
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stuff like that that is overlooked and shadowed by white right.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Because she she also remember I shout at her book
out last week, she also speaks a lot about queerness
within within African spirituality as well in traditional traditional African
religion is traditional.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Yeah, I think it comes out this It comes out,
I think because I have to finish the site, but
it comes out this fall.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
It's called the Africana Religious Projects. I love to.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
And so they interviewed like one hundred people and they
have like a podcast coming that's coming with it. It's
pretty cool where they talk about religious practices, especially like
people who are trans and their ideas of turning to
alternative spirituality or like black spirituality or magicalism. Yep, I
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forget the terms that he used because there's a specific one.
But and as a as alternative Christianity, and they're finding
more peace and solace in it. I was like, that's
so interesting, you know. And he was also made it
a point like it's easier to like find those things
that connected those things when you're Southern than you are
in other places.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Because there's a heavy spiritual threat through religion. Uh in
Southern communities, I find, but I feel but but that's
but that's I don't want to say black Christianity all
over it because that is not the case. But the
Church and a lot of our rituals.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
And practices that we've grown up with are very much
rooted in traditional African religious practices, uh, just without the
acknowledgment because of white supremacy, white psychosis.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Oh yeah, that's why I I have a complicated relationship
with with church right because there's my idea is that
I can't wrap my head around me worshiping the same
God as whites after they use, after they use and
villainize and and all this to you know, you praying
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for slavery and I'm praying to get free, like that's
that's weird, right, Or you're convincing my people to that
this is godly and ordained by God, right, Like, that's
weird to me. And I also don't have And I
also have a real issue with you know, there's a
whole bunch of shit going on in the world, but
I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Hell because I choose a suck a little dick every now.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Yeah, I have a big problem with that, like and
how and how it treats women and stuff like that.
But I do miss the like church because there is
a community. Yeah, and Leon Tally talks about this in
the Gospel. According to under Leon Tally, because he was like,
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it was a space for us to commune as black
folks where we couldn't, right, And it was also a
space for fashion. And it's so interesting that he talks
about it a place where we could showcase our creativity.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Hence we have church hats.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
It was a place where we sang and and this
idea of like, yes, showcasing arts, but also when people
are singing this type of music, you're getting all this
emotion from.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
It is community. It is people raising other people's kids.
It is fool. It is all of the church activities
that came along with post church you know what I mean,
Like it is the repasses after after a funeral, like
there is a it is the community aspect. Which is
why as as we have been updating every week on
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these genocides that are happening, I'm screaming about how community
is going to be the one thing that's going to
sustain us because that has always been our foundational follow
through and how we stay some somewhat unified even though
they work, they make sure they they work to try
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to separate us, and so we have to lean and
because we don't have a large church culture the way
that we once did, because people are finding alternative routes
to their own spirituality, that doesn't mean that we need
to let go of that idea of the community that
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church created among black people. And we have to make
sure that we're intentional about creating that community. If it's
not going to be through the church, it's got to
be through some intentional way.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
So yeah, I didn't mean to get all whatever.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Well, then we didn't have we didn't have a real
episode that we don't have a main episode that.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
We didn't know, we didn't know, but that.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
No, that is that is an interesting conversation though, this
idea of identity attached to religion, right, and how sometimes
that can stifle us or you know, people find their
own purpose through it, right, Like, because I don't as
much as I you and I may joke about things.
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It's like, if that's what you choose to believe, and
that's fine, you know what I mean. I'm not here
to ship on your vision. This is just me personal.
Speaker 7 (21:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Yeah, like I just I just will say, just as
us as black folks, you know, and and the and
the three wipes that pay you know, the King James version.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Again, there's there's just some things that like.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
What's happening.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
And my mother talks to me about this often and
she'd be like, you know, it's it's about the relationship
with God and not the doctrine.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
And I'm like, yeah, no, I I know, I know, but.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
It's it's very, very difficult to navigate even through the
most progressive ass church.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
When you have something that is so that where the
Bible is like the core, uh you know, instrument, instrument
of it.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
M Yeah, it's yeah, yeah, We're gonna talk more about this.
Maybe we'll make a playlist.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Let me tell you first of all, it is two
hundred fucking degrees today. Okay, I heard titty's a sweat.
I don't even give a fuck about. Like me and
Noah were walking back, so I had the right fucking
idea to take my child on a mommy daughter breakfast
lunch day, and I said, you know what, I'm gonna
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be really intentional. I'm gonna be real intentional about like
probably trying to take her on a little date once
a week.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
You know what I'm saying, Like if it's breakfast, if
it's lunch, just something we go do together.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Just the two of us would sit down, we talk
and you know, right, you know, and also you need
that time to defunk whatever they learned from the fathers.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
So yad like.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
So, which was really good.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
So we're out, you know, and then so I said, well,
you want to walk back or you want to take
a cab back. It was like it's a little hot,
but we ate outside.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
So she was like, let's walk. I don't want to
walk with you. I said, okay, I think that's nice.
Let's try to do it. We got about five minutes
both of those. I said, who is hot? She goes, yeah,
it's hot.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
I said, you want to get a cab? She said, no,
we here, keep going. I said, okay, we keep going.
And about halfway through, she goes, Mommy, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
I said for what. She goes, I should have said
yes when you asked if you want to take the cab.
I was like, first and forebodes, that's nothing for you
to apologize for.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
But yes, I don't want her get in the habit
of just apologizing for it all over the place.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
So we walked back, right, So I'm like, okay, this
was a nice little outing.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
And then I went up at an appointment, a doctor's
appointment in Midtown, and I took the train because it
was because it was going to be one hundred and
ten dollars with this heat for me to get to
the city and the cab, I said, what kind of
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surgeon is happening? The gas prices are going down? So
guests who got their black ass on the train? Oh, okay,
right me right, So I get on the train.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
The ride up is fine, it's fine, it's easeful. It's
barely anybody on there. You know.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
I was looking for the monkey pox, making sure I
didn't sit in no sweat, you know what I'm saying
all the things, which, by the way, if you're freaking out,
just keep in mind that you have to be in
an extended period of you gotta be in space with
somebody who's contagious for an extended period of time and
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be exposed to their their sweat and their droplets and
there I mean COVID shit. You still gotta be careful,
but like, I don't want everybody running around this bitch like,
oh my god, if I open my mouth and breathe,
let me catch a monkey pop boom. But the heat
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indexes what O six, Nigga, that means healthy.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
It's not healthy to be outside for anything period.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
No, but the sweat that means niggas. A sweat because
I'm niggas.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Because I said, okay, this monkey pop shit. Today is
the day that I've got to be aware. So I
was like, don't sit in nobody's sweat, don't put your
back up against the train seat, don't like you know,
don't touch the pole, don't touch shit.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah good.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
When had my doctor's appointment, it took seven minutes. I said, girl,
the next time we do this, zoom me face tiny
me yo.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
I was like, I am dead fucking serious. I was like,
I only want to come in this bitch when you
are putting your hands on me. She was like, okay.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
When I get to the front desk, me and the
front desk lady we chatting, chatting because I'm here once
a month, so we know each other, so.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
We chatting chatting.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
So she's telling me, she's like, everybody in this office
thinks I'm crazy. She was like about the monkey pop shit.
She was I'm moving to Malta. I said, you know
what anybody's radar. She said, it's on nobody's radar, not
the Chinese, not the Russians.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
She was like no.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
I was like, te yeah, right.
Speaker 6 (27:48):
So she's got this whole mapped out plan talking about
how all the other people in the office think she's crazy.
And I was like, do you happen to be a
virgo because she was saying a few things and she
was like, oh god, no, I hate burns.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
She was like, oh my god, are you a virgo?
I said, I sure am, and she was like, I
meant Virgos as partners.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
I was like, it's okay.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
She goes, I'm a sage, and I was like, it
makes perfect sense. I fucking hate Saget. There you go,
and so which I don't. Doctor Key is a sage,
and so Shaunty's a sadge, like some of my good
judies are sad.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Over there. But you got an itch.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah, it's peeling why from blown? Yeah. So it's not
like I'm digging in my nose, it's just it's pealing,
I feel.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Because then there was an old man across from me
on the way back home. Oh my gosh, and he
was digging his nose.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
So then he gets off. He's across from me. It's
getting on my nerves. But I'm like, I'm not moving,
so he's digging his nose.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
He gets off.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
He old as shit. So I'm like, you know, go ahead, brother.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
So then I get I'm on the train and someone
gets on with a real big bag and they looking
kind of sketch. There's a lot happening in this world
right now. I said, So I'm gonna get off here
and I'm gonna get on the next one because I'm
(29:29):
not risking these games with you all in your public bullshit.
So I get off and I get on the next
The next express trains coming in two minutes. So I
get on that one and it's just a little it's
just a little Jamaican couple sitting there.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
I don't know. They were fascinated with your girl. I
don't know what it was. I don't know if it
was my tivas. I don't know if it was my
glowy demeanor. I don't know what it was.
Speaker 6 (30:01):
Niggas was pressed and looking and I said, okay, I
had shades on, so I said all right. I said
it ain't said nothing to me, but I got you.
And just before I got off that train, I said, hey, girl,
for you talk shit. I was like, remember that you
(30:22):
got a mini mouse purse that you carrying, And I
went on about my business. It's hot today, nigga, leave
me alone. And she did have a mini mouse purse,
because I took a picture of it when I got on,
when they was doing all their little whispering, and this
bitch is forty five years old with a mini mouse purse. Girl,
(30:45):
Shut the fuck up, girl, forty five year old girl.
So I'm just feeling extra bitchy and hot today.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
My titties.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
That's why people get shot in the summertime. And be high.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
It just be just if it was exty and ordery.
Speaker 8 (31:09):
I don't like sweating, figure, I don't like being gritty
when I come back.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
I don't like that.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
Yeah, no.
Speaker 9 (31:22):
Heat, wait, surprising certainly.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Well it's a pleasant eighty three degrees here.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
I'll put you in a category with the bitch with
a Mini mouse purse.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Well, I mean it doesn't matter only because.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
Like, that's what I forgot to tell you. That's what
I forgot before the mini mouse purse. When I had
to switch train, after the nigga with the very giant
bag that looked suspicious, get on a next one. What's
the nigga doing push ups with one arm against the door,
I said, I've got to get in the next car.
And the next car was Mini mouse. First, I said, God,
get me home. This nigga is up against his barefoot
(32:18):
up against the door, talking about yes, yes, yes, And
I was like, oh, hell no, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
And it was hot and he was barefoot in a
hot day on the train.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Yeah, so well.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Right, it was a lot happening.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
And so I keep seeing this pencil image of it's
clearly somebody washing their kouchi at a sink and then
there's like a photoshop giant bottle of dial.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
What's happening?
Speaker 4 (32:48):
So apparently there's a new Twitter novella where a young
philisty was at a was at a young lord's.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
You know, slumber quarters for you know, you know, tea
and you who and in order to.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
You know, freshen up, you know, she did not see
that there was any any washcloths available. So the young
person decided to cleanse their vagina with this dial handsle
(33:55):
with the soap that was in the bathroom and as
well as a sock that was there. I'm sorry, that's
why in the image that you see there is a
stick figure with a Nike sock.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Dripping from the center part of the person. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Yes, So she washed her kuchi with hand soap and
a dirty sock.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
And I'm gonna be honest, I'm going to assume the
sock was crunchy, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (34:34):
Where did you get the sock? Sister, right, where did
you get this this wayward sock? It has to be
a crusty sock.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Furthermore, there's multiple things wrong with this story. Let's break
this down. Yeah, okay, so this dial soap.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Is pomegranate, you know the pomegranate hand soap that they
have for two ninety seven at wally World.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Right or Dollar Tree. There's many things wrong.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
There's not gonna be a washcloth in the bathroom because
most niggas have a linen closet or a shelf or
something of the sort. Why didn't you open your grown
mouth if you was going over there to fuck and
asked for a washcloth?
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Number one? Number two.
Speaker 6 (35:31):
Was maybe there was only maybe there was bar soap
in the shower, which I understand not using people's bar soap,
But if you know you go on a fuck, why
wouldn't you carry some fresh and uppies. You don't have
a whole bag. You don't have a fanny pack. You
(35:52):
don't even have no I'm not even gonna call it
a whole bag. You don't just have a personal intimates,
just satchel that you carry with you, you know, with
some honeypot wipes, any liners or something. So I don't know, bitch,
the emergency things you don't have. That third, why do
you want to fuck a nigga who don't have proper
(36:14):
soap in his bathroom?
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Where was this sock? Who's children, who raised them, what
raised them?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Listen, my whole theory.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
Now, like I'm going to come out with a sociological
like book about how about this new generation.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
It's going to be called Grandma's Make Tacos Now?
Speaker 5 (36:42):
Because think about it. Oh, for old grandmas didn't make
no damn tacos.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
These ones do.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Mm hmmm mm hmm.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
You're right up on pot roast and cube steak now, honest,
if you have you know, ethnic parents and grandparents, and
of course they're going to cook that. But we're talking
about traditional Negro you know, familyhood. Yeah, I'm calling my
book Grandma's Make Tacos Now.
Speaker 9 (37:17):
Welcome back in the kitchen with Granny and Duke. They
were making tacos. We're making tacos.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Yes, we're making taco We had some tacos at school,
but maybe give us some no taco weet, Okay.
Speaker 9 (37:27):
That's okay, We're go having nothing this one. Okay. We're
making three easy taco meals for kids.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Because I don't want to I don't want to shame anybody,
be like because grandma thirty eight, because.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
You know that's like slutshit. So I'm just gonna say
Grandma's make tacos now, girl, Oh.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Grandma, where's fashionova?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Mm hmm. The Bernice is of the world, right, that's
what you should call it.
Speaker 8 (37:55):
The Bernice is of the world. Grandma's a baby. Yeah,
that's what you need to call your book.
Speaker 5 (38:11):
Now.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Is this a photography book? Does this have like bad
bitch grandmas and body cons or is.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
This like, well, yeah, it has to be. It's a
celebration of don't get it wrong. I just it's just,
you know, we need to understand that we're in a
different time, in a different age, you know, like we
have new races, like you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (38:35):
Yeah, Instagram all it like your baby doesn't go to
church because she doesn't. But wow, and does my mom
make tacos?
Speaker 7 (38:49):
No, she don't.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
And I'm sure if you ask your mother to make tacos,
they'd be the most amazing tacos.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
But she don't be like Jade, why are you asking
me to make tacos?
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Tacos? I mean that's true.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Everybody who's watching ask your mama and grandmother that make tacos.
They're gonna look at you funny. Less of course, your
grandmother or mama is you know, LATINX. Then I'm a
little jealous because you're about to have a bomb mass meal.
Speaker 5 (39:22):
But you know what I mean, yeah, less And I'm
wondering about that, like with other like races, like what if.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
Like like you can't call it Grandma's make tacos now,
you gotta call it the Bernice's of the world, or
you have to call it the Grandma's the baby.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Like like in Indian culture, do they have like do
like the Grandma's there? Do they have hot girl summer too?
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Like you know what I mean, Like like Grandma's make
street meat, Like.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Yeah, you know what I mean, Like grandma makes better
chicken now, like you know what I mean, Like I don't.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
Yeah, yeah, maybe if it reprints in different languages, it
could just translate to whatever is the time, you know
what I mean, or like over there grandmother the world.
Speaker 6 (40:07):
Then they'll have an example of a Bernice in every
country that they can translate that name to so that
they understand the context.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
I'll just call it no more, no more. Oh, So
(40:42):
this is what I meant to tell you. It's a discovery.
So it's about being racist about things that are racist
that we didn't even mention and I'm so mad we
didn't mention. Okay, and if you're involved in this, I
don't mean to offend you or anything, because I know
people make choices and people think that this is a
(41:04):
viable choice. But if you watched and listened to us
in the past seven eight years, you know, woo, So
that was my preference.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Now, did you know the US Army has a gaming channel?
Speaker 7 (41:20):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (41:21):
What?
Speaker 1 (41:25):
What? That is?
Speaker 3 (41:27):
A weld answered everything question that I've had, So listen.
Speaker 5 (41:38):
You know we watched wrestling, right, and so one of
the one of the largest stars are Faction is the
New Day and they're all black.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
It's Big E, Kofi Kingston, Xavier Woods and Bigie is
injured or whatever.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
But other two blacks are holding it down and they're
real black, Like Kofi is from Ghana. He got a
Blackish wife. Okay, yeah, I don't really know what she is.
She's brown though, like she's brown anyway.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
And Xavier Woods, So, Xavier Woods actually has a big
YouTube channel called Up Up, Down Down, and it's a
gaming channel. He does wrestling gaming videos or whatever. It's
pretty big. So and he gets other wrestlers. Yeah, it's interesting,
you know. Anyway, he does other games who like they
do Pokemon big deal. So the other day or the
(42:33):
last couple of weeks, they've had like this new like
show on there called Battle of the Brands. It's all
on YouTube and it's sponsored by the US Army. So
I'm like, okay, well, company sponsorship all the time, you know,
like whatever the I'm like, the US Army, that's so interesting.
I consider it a company. So so like advertised, like
(42:59):
they'll say, you know, oh you can make friends and
you get to travel across the globe like they advertise it.
If it's like, you know, like you're going to work
at Disneyland, right, So then I'm like, okay, I get it.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
You got to sell it.
Speaker 4 (43:11):
The sponsor is cool whatever, And I guess it makes
sense if you're into wrestling, you might as well just
go into military anyway, because there's some type of connection there,
if you get what I mean.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
So then.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
Then there's a whole new video that drops and it's
like this like a like a versus right, like a
team here versus Team here, and two of the niggas
and I say niggas for real was there and they're
part of the US Army Gaming channel. So I was like,
(43:43):
you mean to tell me.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
That I am sponsoring a goddamn gaming channel.
Speaker 10 (43:51):
So you're probably wondering to yourself. The US Army has
an esports program, Why and how do I join? The
US Army Esports program a recruiting outreach tool to help
the Army connect with a fast growing esports audience. Sixty
percent of Americans played video games daily. Video games are
a way for players to connect with each other.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
So all the money that you'll.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Be almost a trillion dollars and defense spending, we get
a YouTube channel.
Speaker 9 (44:24):
So we have a Twitch.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
Yeah, and these were black.
Speaker 5 (44:29):
The two negroes that were representatives were black, and one
of them was Haitia.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
M.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
This could go multiple ways. Could be glad that two
niggas are just gaming for the USA and like not out.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
So that's what I So that's what I was like,
but trying to reckon with right, But.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Again, like you just guess reckon because on the.
Speaker 6 (45:07):
Bigger side, I am over here like this is some
motherfucking bullshit.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Listen, I.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
Did I do this in down as the shifts, Like
what's happening?
Speaker 4 (45:24):
I mean, they clearly got to get played, get paid
to do it right, to do these appearances, and like
it was like a big ass like infomercial because they're
playing the games while they're talking about being in the
military and stuff, and I'm like, okay, I get this
an activation or whatever.
Speaker 5 (45:44):
But I'm like the whole time, I'm sitting here and
I'm like, so wait a minute, so you mean it
to I was like, this is a noodle scatcher.
Speaker 3 (46:02):
So what's the channel called?
Speaker 5 (46:04):
Oh I need to go that further because I was
just like, no, but if you go on like the
US Army, well they sponsor a lot of things too,
Like the US Army sponsor the Marines.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
They sponsored CrossFit competitions.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
And a little more.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
That that's a little bit more on brand. Yeah, I
get it, we sponsor.
Speaker 4 (46:30):
It was just something I was just like, having a
military the military sponsor things is so interesting to me.
And I guess it's like it's a it's a way
to recruit.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
But I'm like, oh, it's got tired of standing outside
the footage.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
I mean, you gotta get it where they live biggest
still go outside the boy it ain't safe.
Speaker 6 (46:56):
Or maybe there was more of me because I told
you they used to come foot action and I used
to be like go down.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
To the structure.
Speaker 6 (47:03):
Get out of here, Get out of here, go to
go away, Like stop trying to come over here and
recruit young niggas all the time.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
Them niggas will come to you if they want to
get in.
Speaker 4 (47:17):
It was just so interesting because I when I went
to Rochester for my one school to my other school,
like they had military presence there like sign up And
I'm like, wouldn't this be before or like after?
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Like why would you sign up during while you're already enrolled?
Speaker 5 (47:34):
I guess to get a gibil, you know what I mean,
Like you would have to leave it and then come
back like that's.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
So that was so awkward.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
They tried to ask me if I want to join
the ro OTC. No not.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Oh my gosh. Let me tell you about this sh
up and batchick today so today too high.
Speaker 11 (48:00):
First of all, it is like three assholes hot in
Los Angeles, like.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
It is you think I feel sorry for you? White?
I have one a sweater give a.
Speaker 11 (48:17):
Yeah, that's whatever problem you sound like that boy, I
too have a white sho was frits of Calabasity.
Speaker 6 (48:29):
You are.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
Behind so one.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
Hundred please, one hundred degrees is hot?
Speaker 1 (48:39):
So I decided I decided to watch you know, Netflix
to be around, and.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
So I decided to turn on the TV and turn
on Netflix, and then I found this show that everybody's
been talking about. You know how I feel when about
television being talked about on the internet, because normally it's
bad except for abbed elementary great shout out.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
I know, listen to us motherfuckers.
Speaker 6 (49:19):
We don't say that for the main show, Motherfuckers.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
I know they do hashtag free puppy nigga.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
I don't know how to just pull it out of nowhere.
Speaker 6 (49:37):
You know, you know, this is this is, this is
what's happening. But this is not gonna happen for much longer.
I guarify, like I'm telling you, this is not gonna
happen for much longer.
Speaker 3 (49:47):
Jaden next Tod is about to get there.
Speaker 4 (49:50):
Ye, mama, finally finally get our piece of the pie.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
League.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
So I cut on this show called The Ultimatum, right,
I'm sure you've heard about it. It is a show
hosted by Nick and Vanessa Leche. And again I'm always
surprised that he's no longer really married to Jessica Simpson.
Speaker 6 (50:17):
Psychologists agree and ultimatum is not a good way to
get somebody else to do what you want, but it
is the best way to get you the answers you
need on a timetable you.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Can live with.
Speaker 6 (50:27):
I like that. I always said I was going to
be that girl that would never give them in an
ultimatum and it was Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 4 (50:34):
I know, and I know it's been like thirty years now,
but still that's not the point. I'm just like, Wow,
they're still together in my head. So AnyWho, It's like
this show where six couples. One of the couples has
given the other person one of the parties has given
(50:55):
the other party ultimatum, marry me or I'm out. The
premise is they get to all like have a three
week break and date each other and they get to
choose one to be fake married two for three weeks,
and after the three weeks, they decided they're going to
go back to the when they came with, or leave
with the new one, or be by themselves. Oh that's messy,
(51:21):
That's what I said until I saw it. And messy
is a compliment to what that show is. I have
never rooted for a nigga to get with a white
girl until this show.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
What I don't know how I feel about that.
Speaker 4 (51:46):
Real the same thing or to be with somebody else
because so check it right, the black people on the
show is this is the white drump. But that's the
real issue except for the one black. No, they're black,
(52:07):
let me stop, because they both mixed, so I forgot
that they were black. That's the problem, and it's no shade.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
I just forgot. I'll tell you one is.
Speaker 4 (52:22):
One said he is a quarter West African and seventy
five Italian, but the ancestors showed out because you know
he's Negro, you just don't know where. And then spirit
indeed look well and look well both, but he's like
(52:43):
more instagraming than anything, you.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
Know that race.
Speaker 3 (52:46):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (52:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (52:49):
And then the girl that he ended up choosing, who
he didn't come with, she looked like Arissa from Real
World Vegas.
Speaker 3 (52:57):
Another ambiguous looks.
Speaker 4 (53:00):
Exactly like her and low key acts like her. Which
is why I said I was rooting for a nigger
to be with. At first I thought he was gonna
be with the white girl, but he ended up end
up with the black girl who was about to like,
you know, raise him because it just looks like what
she does.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
So any who, so check it. I'm only going to
tell you about this one part. So it's like it's
like this.
Speaker 4 (53:24):
Final dinner before they all they have to choose each
other so that they could go like either you stay
with your person or you go live with this back premise. Right, Okay,
this one white man, he had this whole speech like
the girl that he came with, he really want to
be with her. He gave her an ultimatum because he
(53:45):
wanted kids. That she's like, nobody's inhabbiting this year, and
and her her rationale is not because I don't want children,
she's just like the parenting part is the bullshit that
I don't know if I want to deal with, which
is a valid argument. And the problem is that they're listen.
(54:06):
So but he's like, bra, I don't care, bring me kids, Brah,
brah brah. And she's like, you don't pull you don't,
you don't do anything like you can talk about You're
just gonna go make the money. That ain't what this
is about. But he's thirty, she's twenty six. She so
she's twenty six and he's thirty three.
Speaker 5 (54:28):
Yeah, so he stands up and he well throughout the
series like he is smitten by.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
Shaniqua. That is her name. It's either Shiko or shouldn't
It's okay.
Speaker 4 (54:49):
She looks like Tika Sumpter, so okay, and the white
man looks like take a white man like a it's fine,
yeah from Texas.
Speaker 6 (55:03):
So the white man is smitten with Chika. But then
so let's give Jake Jillenhall is obsessed with Tika something.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
Yeah. Yes.
Speaker 5 (55:14):
However, his the girl that he came with, Lauren again,
didn't want you know, no kids, right, So when it
came time to choosing, he stands up, he's like, I
want to choose Tika Sumter. Tika Sumter was like, yeah,
I'm into you, but I'm really more into the nigga
names Day who's actually black and.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
Probably shouldn't have chose him, but it's fine. So she
chose him.
Speaker 4 (55:40):
So he's hurt and looking embarrass Then he goes around
again and says to this girl across the table, some
girl looks like a Lissa Milano, and was like, you
know what, I made the mistake.
Speaker 1 (55:51):
I choose you.
Speaker 4 (55:51):
We're more and more like than anybody at this table.
She's like, I'm choosing somebody else. So then he's like
the fuck, what do I do? And so then he's
whispering over to across the table to this white girl
who end up choosing a black guy.
Speaker 1 (56:07):
He's like, I'm gonna choose you and she's like, eh no,
I'm going with THENG over here.
Speaker 4 (56:13):
And when she gets rejected again, his girl that he
came with was trying to like say who she was
about to choose. He interjects in like that Jake Jillihal,
and he proposes to his girl that he came.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
With to cop block. Did she accept it? Yes, but
they all got dragged at the table. All everybody was like,
this isn a genuine proposal.
Speaker 4 (56:46):
You only proposed to her because you were embarrassed and
that nobody else at this table shows you, so you
didn't want to look bad the whole show.
Speaker 1 (56:53):
You was trash a lord to say that. You know
she don't have kids. She said, young, I need a
girl that's this, that and the third, and she accepted it.
Speaker 4 (57:04):
We stepped off the sea train at the same time Wednesday,
around seven fifteen and couldn't take her eyes off each
other the whole way up the stairs and out onto
the street. The more you look back, the more I
wanted to catch up to you and know your name
and kiss you.
Speaker 1 (57:18):
You're stunning.
Speaker 4 (57:19):
This is the only place I could think of to
post and hope that you see it. Hope you're still looking.
Speaker 3 (57:26):
Okay, it was this Maybe we're helping.
Speaker 4 (57:28):
This is April seventh, so today it was this morning,
seven fifteen. Damn okay, not today's recap of Who Loves?
Speaker 12 (57:43):
Did they even give any Did they give any like
what I was wearing or anything, which leads me to
believe they're probably cheating anyway.
Speaker 3 (57:54):
Probably, so let's see, most people here is cheating.
Speaker 4 (58:00):
WHOA you showed me your breast at the decalb L
I was taking the subway home from class. You and
your cute friend with the mustache for going out on
the way out of the train at decalb you flashed me.
Would love to know you better. Or you're a cute
(58:20):
friend with the stash.
Speaker 3 (58:22):
So wait, I have so many questions work.
Speaker 4 (58:34):
Either give me the person that showed me the titties,
own a friend with the mustache. I accept everybody. Ain't
no lowliness for me. In twenty twenty two, I know
that's right, Royalty.
Speaker 3 (58:48):
Oh my god, I I'm sorry for that.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (59:02):
Okay, oh god, let's see. Let's be specific. Let's look
at Brooklyn.
Speaker 3 (59:11):
Okay, you gotta be white, right, not all the.
Speaker 4 (59:16):
Time, because look, black man in the thirties for a Latina.
I saw your post talked about latina. Want talk to
me the type of girl who is not asking for
a gift card?
Speaker 1 (59:31):
Lol? And you said a bla meh, that's so sweet.
If you're reading this email, just email me. I would
love to talk to you. Never seen you before, but
I would like to get to know you. Listen, if
you want people to.
Speaker 3 (59:47):
Like be somebody because they Latino, that's it Latino.
Speaker 5 (59:57):
Okay, let's see m hm my chubby hasidic lady Brooklyn. Sorry,
I made a bad move. I wish I had shut up.
If you want to give me another chance, I'd really
like to see you again.
Speaker 7 (01:00:13):
Oh I can help my sa I've got to see.
Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
All right. Wait, I don't know what to do with that.
Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Is the person who wrote this scidic.
Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
I guess I don't know. Let's be more specific specific.
Speaker 6 (01:00:42):
Way their community too small for them, it's small, but
it's big, but it's small.
Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
There's no way it was another. It had to be
somebody else.
Speaker 9 (01:00:49):
She was creeping.
Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Oh, let's see and Connecticut broke for bro gay bottom
guy looking to have fun with another dude. Be local
and fund Yeah, you know people Craigslist. Yeah, like basketball
(01:01:11):
player Groupie. Here, let's give me a random city and
we'll look.
Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
Uh well, LuxI, Mississippi and Leuxi golf coort. Okay, let's
see misconnections. Okay, looking for guilt to chat with anywhere? Hello,
(01:01:39):
older woman, I am simple guy looking for older women
to chat with.
Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
Yes, as we know more of each other, I will
send you flirty text call since we emails that will
brighten your day. Life is too short for nonsense. If
you agree, reply at your convenience. No one's giving like
I was on you know right, let's see.
Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Folk. We met on Biloxi Beach.
Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
We should set up a dating profile and look at
people's profiles.
Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Were could you should sign up for Christian mingole.
Speaker 6 (01:02:21):
And she used my picture and then it could be
a scandal of like Jade is so Christian?
Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
Yeah, sorry, but I'll just tell yours for science.
Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
First of all, it's a joke because it's Christian Mingo,
he like raised an eyebrow if it was black planet
ors up there.
Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Or you know me, hint, what would I call it?
Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
What would what would my name be?
Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
On?
Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Christian Mingo? I want to and who loves God?
Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
Because if he has a relationship with Price and loves
him more than anything, he's gonna know how to love me.
Christian Minga was the only one that had to offer
exactly what I was looking for.
Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
We shot, it's just that that connection that you want
to have usual Princess.
Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
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Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Oh yeah, that has to have something good.
Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
Yeah, let's see Baltimore and miss kannak Shads. You sound
like the lady from Ship's Creek. What's the best knack shad?
Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Okay, mom.
Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
So khaki shorts and thigh tattoo, planet fitness and done?
Damn girl that asks perfect yet for fun trouble. I
came very close to straking up a conversation, but my
gut says, I'm way older. So guy with tats on
treadmill near you while you clive stairs. I was trying
(01:04:12):
so hard not to notice.
Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Nick.
Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
So I'm glad you didn't say anything to this person
because it sounds like you're a creep.
Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
Yeah when you said way older, ooh, sub guy looking
for aggressive female, wh I should get into that?
Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
You should? You could be a fine defendom.
Speaker 9 (01:04:42):
Yeah I could.
Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
You used to come over make me clean you up
before my girlfriend got off work. We lost touch when
I moved for a while, but I'm back. If anyone
interested in my lucky numbers, Oh those are his phone numbers. Okay,
well that's all Craigslist, so whatever should call them? Ah,
we could, No, I'm not calling Okay, no, no, no, Amisha.
(01:05:10):
At Chick fil A, you were standing in front of
me waiting for your pickup order. I heard them call
your name. I was definitely enjoying the view you dark complexion,
very voluptuous, thick, and wearing a fitted dark blue pants
(01:05:30):
suit that showed off your lovely curves. You caught me
staring a few times and didn't seem to mind by
the look you gave me. You were with a girlfriend
who seemed to be in a hurry, so I didn't
say hi. I'm guessing you both work in one of
the nearby office buildings. Me tall, medium Bill buzz cut,
gray suit and tie character chat sounds like Chad was
(01:05:54):
in love with.
Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
You would.
Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio was smitten. Luptous cold.
Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
I unclogged drains. This sounds like mess. Oh, if you
need your drain unclogged, I'm your guy. Just let me
know when you need service. Yeah, that's definitely, or you know,
a working person if you know what I means.
Speaker 9 (01:06:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Okay, Hey guys, one more thing.
Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Hey, this summer, when you're being imitated, you go this American.
Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Bystentennial Fourth of July brew.
Speaker 9 (01:06:39):
Haha.
Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
Don't forget what you're celebrating.
Speaker 8 (01:06:42):
And that's the fact that a bunch of sleigh owning,
aristocratic white mouse didn't want to pay their taxes.
You just text me, let's chat about it.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I just I just happenstanced on the interview between Miss
Netta and.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
T. S. Madison and they they did a sit down.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
They did a sit down?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Did they do it on fag Talk? What's that?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
That's that's that's the show that Maddie has on with
her with her.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
You know, I know, I know the show very well.
I just can't call it that, So I call it
pretty high gay talk.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
So they were on there and and and Maddie was
trying to clarify if miss Netta identified as a trans
person as a trans woman, and she was like to me, like,
she's like, I, I you know, I want to respect you,
and I feel like your pronouns are she and her.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
She's like, but I just, you know, want to make sure.
And so I'm asking you, you.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Know, community all right? And what did that say?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Well, she's very she is of a very certain generation,
so she she said, and I paraphrase, but she was like,
I don't identify with none of that. And because missus
Maddie was like, so you know, where in our community
(01:39):
do you fall? And she's like, I don't identify with
none of that. I just am who I am and
I've always been this person, And.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I'm like, I can I get that? You know what
I'm saying. I don't want to be.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Labeled by my by by a label, you know what
I'm saying. If this is I am, this is who
I am as a person, and I do believe her
on that front.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
There's something about older people though, where it's it's like,
but you see these you see these kids out here
fighting for their fucking lives, and you know life ain't
been no Crystal Stare for you either. You know that, Like,
let's be very clear, you're of a certain certain generation.
So if this is who you've always been, you can't
(02:21):
tell me.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
That this has always been easy for you, because I
know how ignorant niggas can be.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
So why do you shun away? Like why do you
shy away from wanting to discuss.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
What it was like?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I don't want to be identified as none of So
that Maddie finally asked. She was like, were you born
with the same parts as me, Miss Netta? And she
was like, yes, I was, which I mean I never
assumed otherwise. I just was like, this is this is
Miss Netta, this is who she is, this is what
they do, and she's, you know what, a nigga who
(02:56):
got some issues, so you know, I but yeah, I
just found it interesting and I was like, this seems
like a dated kind of ideology that she has around.
I don't know, it's like it's not not a lack
of pride for who you are, but it's kind of
like a yeah, I don't want to get into all
(03:18):
of that.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I just amn who I am.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, a couple of things, so like, uh uh.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Vote for who you want? Vote for Hillary? What's the name?
I can't think of a no vote for Hillary, vote
for what you want?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Vote for They they make bounce music.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Oh not Big Freedom?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yes, okay, who you want?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Hillard Hill, vote Hillary? Do it?
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Hillary?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Do it.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
For you?
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Do it?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Big Freedom was on College Hill and they had that
very same discussion with slim Thug. Yes, and slim Thug
was like, I'm trying to be a better human being,
and so I don't want to be disrespectful, So how
do I identify?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
What do I call you?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
What's the t you know that kind of thing, and
Freedom was like to you, I'm your bro.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
To others, I'm sis. You know. She was like it
all depends. I'm not necessarily caught up in there.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
And what I took from that is there's a lot
of people who who don't subscribe to certain labels because
a there's a privilege attached to it, right because I'm yeah,
when you talk when Nedda probably never really presented more
(04:53):
feminine now now that she's a little bit more notoriety
and fame, right, So it can't be this idea that
I've always been this. And two, I feel like a
lot of times people don't ever want to claim what
they are who they are based off of like safety
(05:13):
like parameters, right like there tell me Like like growing up,
when I first met Kyle, Kyle was like, you know,
you know, I assume gay, recognize gay or whatever. She
was like, oh no, I'm by And I was like,
(05:33):
now at the time that was a problematic idea of whatever,
But as we grow older, Kyle explained to me, like,
it wasn't the fact that I was truly gay, It
was really just this idea that I had in my
head that I had this some proximity to normal quote
unquote normalcy, right, Like yeah, because I didn't want to
be because I told you the story, like he like.
(05:56):
It took a while for his family to get there,
but they were very like hyper religious and didn't really
accept it all at first, and so him acknowledging like, hey,
you know, maybe if I can say, like there's a
hint of hope for me being with a woman, then
that'll quell whatever the fuck is going.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
On in their minds.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
And you know they're they won't shun me or forever,
you know, and all that stuff. I outside of all this,
I hate Nedda and Charles. I hope that I hate everything.
I hate the way that they walk, the way they dress.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I even hate the way the same Nia.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Because I they are not my brand.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Him hate him.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
But what I will say to your point, there is
something to be said about people from a certain generation
who hang on to problematic ideals, even if it's not
self serving, like you know what I mean, it goes
against them who we truly are. I think I told
you I used to be friends, well not so used
(07:07):
to be friends. I haven't spoken to them in years.
But an old friend of mine, Angel Angel, was one
of the original founding members of the House of Ninja,
and so like him and Willie, Ninja were really close
like sisters and all that good stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
And so.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Angel has a niece and she is trends. However, the niece,
when she was transitioning, she made it a point to
not hang out with gay people. She was like, how
am I supposed to be learned to be a woman
(07:45):
if I hang around Sissy's all day?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
You know?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
And I'm like, and I'm like, I hear you.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
But it's also like it's a very layered and confusing thing,
right when we talk about LGBTQ, and it's like, well,
TRANSI is in a sexuality so much as everybody else's
transis is an identity. And I'm like, I don't you know,
it's not a sexuality. So I could see this other
layer of people not identifying that way. There's some people
(08:16):
who think gay means white. I talk about that often,
Like I was talking to Terrell because you know, his
PhD isn't like black queer studies and shit like that,
and he was talking about like how a lot of
times people equate to what they see on TV or
media representation as gay, and most of those represent most
(08:39):
of those gay things that the CTV is white, like.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Even like down to like adult entertainment and porn and
stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
The first thing that when you type in gay, it's
it's a white gay thing.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
It's not people that look like me, you know, so
I can now, I don't know if Maddie's type of
person to do this type of conversation and heavy lifting
because she be you know, going off the deep end.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Well, yes, because Maddie, Maddie got home, you know. But
one thing I will say about Maddie one thing you know,
who is also of a certain generation.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
One thing I will say about FREEDA.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
And I.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I didn't even think about the aspect that you brought
up initially with that there is a privileged attached to uh,
not othering yourself, but like not hardcore labeling yourself, but
that that that actually makes a lot of sense. The
thing about them I will say, though, is that even
(09:41):
in any any antiquated ideologies that may come from them,
which also come from us many of times, they are
still big advocates of the community at large, even freedom,
you know, to the point where it's like, Okay, I
(10:01):
may not y'all may not know all the ins and
outs of my ship, but you know that this is
my community, right and I and I at least rep
for that, which then creates a safety and a foundation
for the younger generations who need that advocacy.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
And that's why I'm like, you ain't gotta you, don't
you know? Baby steps?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You know what I'm saying, work your way into the pool,
miss Netta, but also recognize what you could be doing
for younger, younger.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Queer people.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
But I also don't want to be a straight person
coming through or whatever.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
No, No, I like.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
I want to tell you how you need to be
in your community, you know, because that's super white too, so.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
No, no, no, I hear you in this sense of
like people who have platforms, you know, can be an
influence of change, right or agent of change? Or this
idea of like when is they stay here often possibility model?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Right, Like this.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Idea of like there's somebody who is from a lower
income neighborhood who I is trans for lack of a
better word, even though they don't want to identify it.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Can you know I could be this person too, Like.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
I remember growing up growing up, I remember when I
was living in Brooklyn. You know there is this someone
who of a trans experience or I would assume like
lived around the corner and the whole hood embraced them.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
And however they it was never like what you is
or what you ate. It was just kind of like
they just yes. And a lot of communities have that too.
There's always like this with a lot of people like that,
you know what I mean, They just be like child
that is who they are, right, And there is Yes,
(11:56):
there is power in like taking a label and making
it a personal identity thing. But then that's what makes
your existence political too, and that puts you as somewhat
in kind of a dangerous thing.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
But I also.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I think it's later. I agree with you. I understand
that aspect of it.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah, but I also am like Charles even has a
greater impact than meta because of the fact that you
have somebody who is why don't I don't know how
they identify. But of course he did it because I'm
sure he doesn't have necessarily the words or has even ever.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Thought to unpack this type of thing, right.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
I just feel like a lot of times people find
themselves in queer relationships without.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Being intentional about it.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
I am personally intentionally in a queer relationship because I
know for the fact that that's what the fuck I want,
you know, And I think sometimes you in a space
where like, hey, this person cares to me and cooks
for me, and you know they provide for what I
need them, you know, they they give me what I.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Need because she gives him what he needs.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Yes, and and they just kind of comfortable with that. Like,
but I feel like Charles can be an agent of
change as well, Like, hey, I'm with somebody who is
absolutely not cis not cis pterosexual.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Especially with violence against trans women, and especially.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Especially as someone because people always talk about optics and stuff.
But like, but even somebody that just physically looks like him, right,
like he is a he is a a built, stocky
man who you would not have this idea when people
think of being in a queer relationship, that people think
of that as less than and so I think him
having if they were both to take a stance and
(14:00):
be like, Okay, this is all for show.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
We get it.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
This is social media clicks or whatever. We and we
know that, you know, I am, I'm with some I'm
in a queer relationship that could that could that could
do numbers, you know, but I.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
But it does make their existence political and that has
to be a choice.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Yeah, and and and also you also want to make
sure that if somebody's existence is political, that they have
the right tools for it for them to utilize it,
because that's like you know people there's like what's her name,
Lady Lola.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
And bro I think that's her name.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
She's a trans comedian and she'd be going off the
deep end like she makes very.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Uh yes, yeah, I know who she is, Like.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
This is yes, I get that you're trying to make
the statement, and I understand that, but it's also like
at the.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
It's self hating, yes, and it is at the expense
of your community and their livelihood assistance, and that's where it's.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
That's that, that ain't it? So hmm, it's conversation.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Yeah, but I do hate them, and I I want
to make that very clear.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Oh you have you have Xdy LeVar. You've made it
fucking quite like a clear, like don't tell no lies
about me. And I won't.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Have doctor Terrell or actually to discuss this.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Actually yes, he actually we should have him on for
he h His recent project, because I'm doing the site
for him, has been Africana Religious Studies, so he has
he has done some research in South Africa and other
parts of the South about like black religious practices and
(16:07):
like Hudu culture and things of that nature, which is
pretty cool because there is this idea that queer people
are going to you know, the whole adage queer people
can't be religiou because they go into Hell. And so
through his work he's finding that, No, there's a lot
of queer deities and practices absolutely, and Black spiritualism and
(16:31):
stuff like that that is overlooked and shadowed by white right.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Because she she also remember I shout at her book
out last week, she also speaks a lot about queerness
within within African spirituality as well in traditional traditional African
religion is traditional.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Yeah, I think it comes out this It comes out,
I think because I have to finish the site, but
it comes out this fall.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
It's called the Africana Religious Projects. I love to.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
And so they interviewed like one hundred people and they
have like a podcast coming that's coming with it. It's
pretty cool where they talk about religious practices, especially like
people who are trans and their ideas of turning to
alternative spirituality or like black spirituality or magicalism. Yep, I
(17:37):
forget the terms that he used because there's a specific one.
But and as a as alternative Christianity, and they're finding
more peace and solace in it. I was like, that's
so interesting, you know. And he was also made it
a point like it's easier to like find those things
that connected those things when you're Southern than you are
in other places.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Because there's a heavy spiritual threat through religion. Uh in
Southern communities, I find, but I feel but but that's
but that's I don't want to say black Christianity all
over it because that is not the case. But the
Church and a lot of our rituals.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
And practices that we've grown up with are very much
rooted in traditional African religious practices, uh, just without the
acknowledgment because of white supremacy, white psychosis.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Oh yeah, that's why I I have a complicated relationship
with with church right because there's my idea is that
I can't wrap my head around me worshiping the same
God as whites after they use, after they use and
villainize and and all this to you know, you praying
(18:53):
for slavery and I'm praying to get free, like that's
that's weird, right, Or you're convincing my people to that
this is godly and ordained by God, right, Like, that's
weird to me. And I also don't have And I
also have a real issue with you know, there's a
whole bunch of shit going on in the world, but
I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Hell because I choose a suck a little dick every now.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Yeah, I have a big problem with that, like and
how and how it treats women and stuff like that.
But I do miss the like church because there is
a community. Yeah, and Leon Tally talks about this in
the Gospel. According to under Leon Tally, because he was like,
(19:35):
it was a space for us to commune as black
folks where we couldn't, right, And it was also a
space for fashion. And it's so interesting that he talks
about it a place where we could showcase our creativity.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Hence we have church hats.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
It was a place where we sang and and this
idea of like, yes, showcasing arts, but also when people
are singing this type of music, you're getting all this
emotion from.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
It is community. It is people raising other people's kids.
It is fool. It is all of the church activities
that came along with post church you know what I mean,
Like it is the repasses after after a funeral, like
there is a it is the community aspect. Which is
why as as we have been updating every week on
(20:25):
these genocides that are happening, I'm screaming about how community
is going to be the one thing that's going to
sustain us because that has always been our foundational follow
through and how we stay some somewhat unified even though
they work, they make sure they they work to try
(20:46):
to separate us, and so we have to lean and
because we don't have a large church culture the way
that we once did, because people are finding alternative routes
to their own spirituality, that doesn't mean that we need
to let go of that idea of the community that
(21:08):
church created among black people. And we have to make
sure that we're intentional about creating that community. If it's
not going to be through the church, it's got to
be through some intentional way.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
So yeah, I didn't mean to get all whatever.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Well, then we didn't have we didn't have a real
episode that we don't have a main episode that.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
We didn't know, we didn't know, but that.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
No, that is that is an interesting conversation though, this
idea of identity attached to religion, right, and how sometimes
that can stifle us or you know, people find their
own purpose through it, right, Like, because I don't as
much as I you and I may joke about things.
(21:51):
It's like, if that's what you choose to believe, and
that's fine, you know what I mean. I'm not here
to ship on your vision. This is just me personal.
Speaker 7 (21:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Yeah, like I just I just will say, just as
us as black folks, you know, and and the and
the three wipes that pay you know, the King James version.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Again, there's there's just some things that like.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
What's happening.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
And my mother talks to me about this often and
she'd be like, you know, it's it's about the relationship
with God and not the doctrine.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
And I'm like, yeah, no, I I know, I know, but.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
It's it's very, very difficult to navigate even through the
most progressive ass church.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
When you have something that is so that where the
Bible is like the core, uh you know, instrument, instrument
of it.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
M Yeah, it's yeah, yeah, We're gonna talk more about this.
Maybe we'll make a playlist.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Let me tell you first of all, it is two
hundred fucking degrees today. Okay, I heard titty's a sweat.
I don't even give a fuck about. Like me and
Noah were walking back, so I had the right fucking
idea to take my child on a mommy daughter breakfast
lunch day, and I said, you know what, I'm gonna
(23:23):
be really intentional. I'm gonna be real intentional about like
probably trying to take her on a little date once
a week.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
You know what I'm saying, Like if it's breakfast, if
it's lunch, just something we go do together.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Just the two of us would sit down, we talk
and you know, right, you know, and also you need
that time to defunk whatever they learned from the fathers.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
So yad like.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
So, which was really good.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
So we're out, you know, and then so I said, well,
you want to walk back or you want to take
a cab back. It was like it's a little hot,
but we ate outside.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
So she was like, let's walk. I don't want to
walk with you. I said, okay, I think that's nice.
Let's try to do it. We got about five minutes
both of those. I said, who is hot? She goes, yeah,
it's hot.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
I said, you want to get a cab? She said, no,
we here, keep going. I said, okay, we keep going.
And about halfway through, she goes, Mommy, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
I said for what. She goes, I should have said
yes when you asked if you want to take the cab.
I was like, first and forebodes, that's nothing for you
to apologize for.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
But yes, I don't want her get in the habit
of just apologizing for it all over the place.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
So we walked back, right, So I'm like, okay, this
was a nice little outing.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
And then I went up at an appointment, a doctor's
appointment in Midtown, and I took the train because it
was because it was going to be one hundred and
ten dollars with this heat for me to get to
the city and the cab, I said, what kind of
(25:23):
surgeon is happening? The gas prices are going down? So
guests who got their black ass on the train? Oh, okay,
right me right, So I get on the train.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
The ride up is fine, it's fine, it's easeful. It's
barely anybody on there. You know.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
I was looking for the monkey pox, making sure I
didn't sit in no sweat, you know what I'm saying
all the things, which, by the way, if you're freaking out,
just keep in mind that you have to be in
an extended period of you gotta be in space with
somebody who's contagious for an extended period of time and
(26:05):
be exposed to their their sweat and their droplets and
there I mean COVID shit. You still gotta be careful,
but like, I don't want everybody running around this bitch like,
oh my god, if I open my mouth and breathe,
let me catch a monkey pop boom. But the heat
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indexes what O six, Nigga, that means healthy.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
It's not healthy to be outside for anything period.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
No, but the sweat that means niggas. A sweat because
I'm niggas.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Because I said, okay, this monkey pop shit. Today is
the day that I've got to be aware. So I
was like, don't sit in nobody's sweat, don't put your
back up against the train seat, don't like you know,
don't touch the pole, don't touch shit.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah good.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
When had my doctor's appointment, it took seven minutes. I said, girl,
the next time we do this, zoom me face tiny
me yo.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
I was like, I am dead fucking serious. I was like,
I only want to come in this bitch when you
are putting your hands on me. She was like, okay.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
When I get to the front desk, me and the
front desk lady we chatting, chatting because I'm here once
a month, so we know each other, so.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
We chatting chatting.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
So she's telling me, she's like, everybody in this office
thinks I'm crazy. She was like about the monkey pop shit.
She was I'm moving to Malta. I said, you know
what anybody's radar. She said, it's on nobody's radar, not
the Chinese, not the Russians.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
She was like no.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
I was like, te yeah, right.
Speaker 6 (27:48):
So she's got this whole mapped out plan talking about
how all the other people in the office think she's crazy.
And I was like, do you happen to be a
virgo because she was saying a few things and she
was like, oh god, no, I hate burns.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
She was like, oh my god, are you a virgo?
I said, I sure am, and she was like, I
meant Virgos as partners.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
I was like, it's okay.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
She goes, I'm a sage, and I was like, it
makes perfect sense. I fucking hate Saget. There you go,
and so which I don't. Doctor Key is a sage,
and so Shaunty's a sadge, like some of my good
judies are sad.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Over there. But you got an itch.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah, it's peeling why from blown? Yeah. So it's not
like I'm digging in my nose, it's just it's pealing,
I feel.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Because then there was an old man across from me
on the way back home. Oh my gosh, and he
was digging his nose.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
So then he gets off. He's across from me. It's
getting on my nerves. But I'm like, I'm not moving,
so he's digging his nose.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
He gets off.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
He old as shit. So I'm like, you know, go ahead, brother.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
So then I get I'm on the train and someone
gets on with a real big bag and they looking
kind of sketch. There's a lot happening in this world
right now. I said, So I'm gonna get off here
and I'm gonna get on the next one because I'm
(29:29):
not risking these games with you all in your public bullshit.
So I get off and I get on the next
The next express trains coming in two minutes. So I
get on that one and it's just a little it's
just a little Jamaican couple sitting there.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
I don't know. They were fascinated with your girl. I
don't know what it was. I don't know if it
was my tivas. I don't know if it was my
glowy demeanor. I don't know what it was.
Speaker 6 (30:01):
Niggas was pressed and looking and I said, okay, I
had shades on, so I said all right. I said
it ain't said nothing to me, but I got you.
And just before I got off that train, I said, hey, girl,
for you talk shit. I was like, remember that you
(30:22):
got a mini mouse purse that you carrying, And I
went on about my business. It's hot today, nigga, leave
me alone. And she did have a mini mouse purse,
because I took a picture of it when I got on,
when they was doing all their little whispering, and this
bitch is forty five years old with a mini mouse purse. Girl,
(30:45):
Shut the fuck up, girl, forty five year old girl.
So I'm just feeling extra bitchy and hot today.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
My titties.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
That's why people get shot in the summertime. And be high.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
It just be just if it was exty and ordery.
Speaker 8 (31:09):
I don't like sweating, figure, I don't like being gritty
when I come back.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
I don't like that.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
Yeah, no.
Speaker 9 (31:22):
Heat, wait, surprising certainly.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Well it's a pleasant eighty three degrees here.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
I'll put you in a category with the bitch with
a Mini mouse purse.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Well, I mean it doesn't matter only because.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
Like, that's what I forgot to tell you. That's what
I forgot before the mini mouse purse. When I had
to switch train, after the nigga with the very giant
bag that looked suspicious, get on a next one. What's
the nigga doing push ups with one arm against the door,
I said, I've got to get in the next car.
And the next car was Mini mouse. First, I said, God,
get me home. This nigga is up against his barefoot
(32:18):
up against the door, talking about yes, yes, yes, And
I was like, oh, hell no, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
And it was hot and he was barefoot in a
hot day on the train.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Yeah, so well.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Right, it was a lot happening.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
And so I keep seeing this pencil image of it's
clearly somebody washing their kouchi at a sink and then
there's like a photoshop giant bottle of dial.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
What's happening?
Speaker 4 (32:48):
So apparently there's a new Twitter novella where a young
philisty was at a was at a young lord's.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
You know, slumber quarters for you know, you know, tea
and you who and in order to.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
You know, freshen up, you know, she did not see
that there was any any washcloths available. So the young
person decided to cleanse their vagina with this dial handsle
(33:55):
with the soap that was in the bathroom and as
well as a sock that was there. I'm sorry, that's
why in the image that you see there is a
stick figure with a Nike sock.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Dripping from the center part of the person. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Yes, So she washed her kuchi with hand soap and
a dirty sock.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
And I'm gonna be honest, I'm going to assume the
sock was crunchy, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (34:34):
Where did you get the sock? Sister, right, where did
you get this this wayward sock? It has to be
a crusty sock.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Furthermore, there's multiple things wrong with this story. Let's break
this down. Yeah, okay, so this dial soap.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Is pomegranate, you know the pomegranate hand soap that they
have for two ninety seven at wally World.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Right or Dollar Tree. There's many things wrong.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
There's not gonna be a washcloth in the bathroom because
most niggas have a linen closet or a shelf or
something of the sort. Why didn't you open your grown
mouth if you was going over there to fuck and
asked for a washcloth?
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Number one? Number two.
Speaker 6 (35:31):
Was maybe there was only maybe there was bar soap
in the shower, which I understand not using people's bar soap,
But if you know you go on a fuck, why
wouldn't you carry some fresh and uppies. You don't have
a whole bag. You don't have a fanny pack. You
(35:52):
don't even have no I'm not even gonna call it
a whole bag. You don't just have a personal intimates,
just satchel that you carry with you, you know, with
some honeypot wipes, any liners or something. So I don't know, bitch,
the emergency things you don't have. That third, why do
you want to fuck a nigga who don't have proper
(36:14):
soap in his bathroom?
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Where was this sock? Who's children, who raised them, what
raised them?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Listen, my whole theory.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
Now, like I'm going to come out with a sociological
like book about how about this new generation.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
It's going to be called Grandma's Make Tacos Now?
Speaker 5 (36:42):
Because think about it. Oh, for old grandmas didn't make
no damn tacos.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
These ones do.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Mm hmmm mm hmm.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
You're right up on pot roast and cube steak now, honest,
if you have you know, ethnic parents and grandparents, and
of course they're going to cook that. But we're talking
about traditional Negro you know, familyhood. Yeah, I'm calling my
book Grandma's Make Tacos Now.
Speaker 9 (37:17):
Welcome back in the kitchen with Granny and Duke. They
were making tacos. We're making tacos.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Yes, we're making taco We had some tacos at school,
but maybe give us some no taco weet, Okay.
Speaker 9 (37:27):
That's okay, We're go having nothing this one. Okay. We're
making three easy taco meals for kids.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Because I don't want to I don't want to shame anybody,
be like because grandma thirty eight, because.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
You know that's like slutshit. So I'm just gonna say
Grandma's make tacos now, girl, Oh.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Grandma, where's fashionova?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Mm hmm. The Bernice is of the world, right, that's
what you should call it.
Speaker 8 (37:55):
The Bernice is of the world. Grandma's a baby. Yeah,
that's what you need to call your book.
Speaker 5 (38:11):
Now.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Is this a photography book? Does this have like bad
bitch grandmas and body cons or is.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
This like, well, yeah, it has to be. It's a
celebration of don't get it wrong. I just it's just,
you know, we need to understand that we're in a
different time, in a different age, you know, like we
have new races, like you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (38:35):
Yeah, Instagram all it like your baby doesn't go to
church because she doesn't. But wow, and does my mom
make tacos?
Speaker 7 (38:49):
No, she don't.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
And I'm sure if you ask your mother to make tacos,
they'd be the most amazing tacos.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
But she don't be like Jade, why are you asking
me to make tacos?
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Tacos? I mean that's true.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Everybody who's watching ask your mama and grandmother that make tacos.
They're gonna look at you funny. Less of course, your
grandmother or mama is you know, LATINX. Then I'm a
little jealous because you're about to have a bomb mass meal.
Speaker 5 (39:22):
But you know what I mean, yeah, less And I'm
wondering about that, like with other like races, like what if.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
Like like you can't call it Grandma's make tacos now,
you gotta call it the Bernice's of the world, or
you have to call it the Grandma's the baby.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Like like in Indian culture, do they have like do
like the Grandma's there? Do they have hot girl summer too?
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Like you know what I mean, Like like Grandma's make
street meat, Like.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Yeah, you know what I mean, Like grandma makes better
chicken now, like you know what I mean, Like I don't.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
Yeah, yeah, maybe if it reprints in different languages, it
could just translate to whatever is the time, you know
what I mean, or like over there grandmother the world.
Speaker 6 (40:07):
Then they'll have an example of a Bernice in every
country that they can translate that name to so that
they understand the context.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
I'll just call it no more, no more. Oh, So
(40:42):
this is what I meant to tell you. It's a discovery.
So it's about being racist about things that are racist
that we didn't even mention and I'm so mad we
didn't mention. Okay, and if you're involved in this, I
don't mean to offend you or anything, because I know
people make choices and people think that this is a
(41:04):
viable choice. But if you watched and listened to us
in the past seven eight years, you know, woo, So
that was my preference.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Now, did you know the US Army has a gaming channel?
Speaker 7 (41:20):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (41:21):
What?
Speaker 1 (41:25):
What? That is?
Speaker 3 (41:27):
A weld answered everything question that I've had, So listen.
Speaker 5 (41:38):
You know we watched wrestling, right, and so one of
the one of the largest stars are Faction is the
New Day and they're all black.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
It's Big E, Kofi Kingston, Xavier Woods and Bigie is
injured or whatever.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
But other two blacks are holding it down and they're
real black, Like Kofi is from Ghana. He got a
Blackish wife. Okay, yeah, I don't really know what she is.
She's brown though, like she's brown anyway.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
And Xavier Woods, So, Xavier Woods actually has a big
YouTube channel called Up Up, Down Down, and it's a
gaming channel. He does wrestling gaming videos or whatever. It's
pretty big. So and he gets other wrestlers. Yeah, it's interesting,
you know. Anyway, he does other games who like they
do Pokemon big deal. So the other day or the
(42:33):
last couple of weeks, they've had like this new like
show on there called Battle of the Brands. It's all
on YouTube and it's sponsored by the US Army. So
I'm like, okay, well, company sponsorship all the time, you know,
like whatever the I'm like, the US Army, that's so interesting.
I consider it a company. So so like advertised, like
(42:59):
they'll say, you know, oh you can make friends and
you get to travel across the globe like they advertise it.
If it's like, you know, like you're going to work
at Disneyland, right, So then I'm like, okay, I get it.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
You got to sell it.
Speaker 4 (43:11):
The sponsor is cool whatever, And I guess it makes
sense if you're into wrestling, you might as well just
go into military anyway, because there's some type of connection there,
if you get what I mean.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
So then.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
Then there's a whole new video that drops and it's
like this like a like a versus right, like a
team here versus Team here, and two of the niggas
and I say niggas for real was there and they're
part of the US Army Gaming channel. So I was like,
(43:43):
you mean to tell me.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
That I am sponsoring a goddamn gaming channel.
Speaker 10 (43:51):
So you're probably wondering to yourself. The US Army has
an esports program, Why and how do I join? The
US Army Esports program a recruiting outreach tool to help
the Army connect with a fast growing esports audience. Sixty
percent of Americans played video games daily. Video games are
a way for players to connect with each other.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
So all the money that you'll.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Be almost a trillion dollars and defense spending, we get
a YouTube channel.
Speaker 9 (44:24):
So we have a Twitch.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
Yeah, and these were black.
Speaker 5 (44:29):
The two negroes that were representatives were black, and one
of them was Haitia.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
M.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
This could go multiple ways. Could be glad that two
niggas are just gaming for the USA and like not out.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
So that's what I So that's what I was like,
but trying to reckon with right, But.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Again, like you just guess reckon because on the.
Speaker 6 (45:07):
Bigger side, I am over here like this is some
motherfucking bullshit.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Listen, I.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
Did I do this in down as the shifts, Like
what's happening?
Speaker 4 (45:24):
I mean, they clearly got to get played, get paid
to do it right, to do these appearances, and like
it was like a big ass like infomercial because they're
playing the games while they're talking about being in the
military and stuff, and I'm like, okay, I get this
an activation or whatever.
Speaker 5 (45:44):
But I'm like the whole time, I'm sitting here and
I'm like, so wait a minute, so you mean it
to I was like, this is a noodle scatcher.
Speaker 3 (46:02):
So what's the channel called?
Speaker 5 (46:04):
Oh I need to go that further because I was
just like, no, but if you go on like the
US Army, well they sponsor a lot of things too,
Like the US Army sponsor the Marines.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
They sponsored CrossFit competitions.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
And a little more.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
That that's a little bit more on brand. Yeah, I
get it, we sponsor.
Speaker 4 (46:30):
It was just something I was just like, having a
military the military sponsor things is so interesting to me.
And I guess it's like it's a it's a way
to recruit.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
But I'm like, oh, it's got tired of standing outside
the footage.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
I mean, you gotta get it where they live biggest
still go outside the boy it ain't safe.
Speaker 6 (46:56):
Or maybe there was more of me because I told
you they used to come foot action and I used
to be like go down.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
To the structure.
Speaker 6 (47:03):
Get out of here, Get out of here, go to
go away, Like stop trying to come over here and
recruit young niggas all the time.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
Them niggas will come to you if they want to
get in.
Speaker 4 (47:17):
It was just so interesting because I when I went
to Rochester for my one school to my other school,
like they had military presence there like sign up And
I'm like, wouldn't this be before or like after?
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Like why would you sign up during while you're already enrolled?
Speaker 5 (47:34):
I guess to get a gibil, you know what I mean,
Like you would have to leave it and then come
back like that's.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
So that was so awkward.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
They tried to ask me if I want to join
the ro OTC. No not.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Oh my gosh. Let me tell you about this sh
up and batchick today so today too high.
Speaker 11 (48:00):
First of all, it is like three assholes hot in
Los Angeles, like.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
It is you think I feel sorry for you? White?
I have one a sweater give a.
Speaker 11 (48:17):
Yeah, that's whatever problem you sound like that boy, I
too have a white sho was frits of Calabasity.
Speaker 6 (48:29):
You are.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
Behind so one.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
Hundred please, one hundred degrees is hot?
Speaker 1 (48:39):
So I decided I decided to watch you know, Netflix
to be around, and.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
So I decided to turn on the TV and turn
on Netflix, and then I found this show that everybody's
been talking about. You know how I feel when about
television being talked about on the internet, because normally it's
bad except for abbed elementary great shout out.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
I know, listen to us motherfuckers.
Speaker 6 (49:19):
We don't say that for the main show, Motherfuckers.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
I know they do hashtag free puppy nigga.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
I don't know how to just pull it out of nowhere.
Speaker 6 (49:37):
You know, you know, this is this is, this is
what's happening. But this is not gonna happen for much longer.
I guarify, like I'm telling you, this is not gonna
happen for much longer.
Speaker 3 (49:47):
Jaden next Tod is about to get there.
Speaker 4 (49:50):
Ye, mama, finally finally get our piece of the pie.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
League.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
So I cut on this show called The Ultimatum, right,
I'm sure you've heard about it. It is a show
hosted by Nick and Vanessa Leche. And again I'm always
surprised that he's no longer really married to Jessica Simpson.
Speaker 6 (50:17):
Psychologists agree and ultimatum is not a good way to
get somebody else to do what you want, but it
is the best way to get you the answers you
need on a timetable you.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Can live with.
Speaker 6 (50:27):
I like that. I always said I was going to
be that girl that would never give them in an
ultimatum and it was Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 4 (50:34):
I know, and I know it's been like thirty years now,
but still that's not the point. I'm just like, Wow,
they're still together in my head. So AnyWho, It's like
this show where six couples. One of the couples has
given the other person one of the parties has given
(50:55):
the other party ultimatum, marry me or I'm out. The
premise is they get to all like have a three
week break and date each other and they get to
choose one to be fake married two for three weeks,
and after the three weeks, they decided they're going to
go back to the when they came with, or leave
with the new one, or be by themselves. Oh that's messy,
(51:21):
That's what I said until I saw it. And messy
is a compliment to what that show is. I have
never rooted for a nigga to get with a white
girl until this show.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
What I don't know how I feel about that.
Speaker 4 (51:46):
Real the same thing or to be with somebody else
because so check it right, the black people on the
show is this is the white drump. But that's the
real issue except for the one black. No, they're black,
(52:07):
let me stop, because they both mixed, so I forgot
that they were black. That's the problem, and it's no shade.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
I just forgot. I'll tell you one is.
Speaker 4 (52:22):
One said he is a quarter West African and seventy
five Italian, but the ancestors showed out because you know
he's Negro, you just don't know where. And then spirit
indeed look well and look well both, but he's like
(52:43):
more instagraming than anything, you.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
Know that race.
Speaker 3 (52:46):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (52:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (52:49):
And then the girl that he ended up choosing, who
he didn't come with, she looked like Arissa from Real
World Vegas.
Speaker 3 (52:57):
Another ambiguous looks.
Speaker 4 (53:00):
Exactly like her and low key acts like her. Which
is why I said I was rooting for a nigger
to be with. At first I thought he was gonna
be with the white girl, but he ended up end
up with the black girl who was about to like,
you know, raise him because it just looks like what
she does.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
So any who, so check it. I'm only going to
tell you about this one part. So it's like it's
like this.
Speaker 4 (53:24):
Final dinner before they all they have to choose each
other so that they could go like either you stay
with your person or you go live with this back premise. Right, Okay,
this one white man, he had this whole speech like
the girl that he came with, he really want to
be with her. He gave her an ultimatum because he
(53:45):
wanted kids. That she's like, nobody's inhabbiting this year, and
and her her rationale is not because I don't want children,
she's just like the parenting part is the bullshit that
I don't know if I want to deal with, which
is a valid argument. And the problem is that they're listen.
(54:06):
So but he's like, bra, I don't care, bring me kids, Brah,
brah brah. And she's like, you don't pull you don't,
you don't do anything like you can talk about You're
just gonna go make the money. That ain't what this
is about. But he's thirty, she's twenty six. She so
she's twenty six and he's thirty three.
Speaker 5 (54:28):
Yeah, so he stands up and he well throughout the
series like he is smitten by.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
Shaniqua. That is her name. It's either Shiko or shouldn't
It's okay.
Speaker 4 (54:49):
She looks like Tika Sumpter, so okay, and the white
man looks like take a white man like a it's fine,
yeah from Texas.
Speaker 6 (55:03):
So the white man is smitten with Chika. But then
so let's give Jake Jillenhall is obsessed with Tika something.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
Yeah. Yes.
Speaker 5 (55:14):
However, his the girl that he came with, Lauren again,
didn't want you know, no kids, right, So when it
came time to choosing, he stands up, he's like, I
want to choose Tika Sumter. Tika Sumter was like, yeah,
I'm into you, but I'm really more into the nigga
names Day who's actually black and.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
Probably shouldn't have chose him, but it's fine. So she
chose him.
Speaker 4 (55:40):
So he's hurt and looking embarrass Then he goes around
again and says to this girl across the table, some
girl looks like a Lissa Milano, and was like, you
know what, I made the mistake.
Speaker 1 (55:51):
I choose you.
Speaker 4 (55:51):
We're more and more like than anybody at this table.
She's like, I'm choosing somebody else. So then he's like
the fuck, what do I do? And so then he's
whispering over to across the table to this white girl
who end up choosing a black guy.
Speaker 1 (56:07):
He's like, I'm gonna choose you and she's like, eh no,
I'm going with THENG over here.
Speaker 4 (56:13):
And when she gets rejected again, his girl that he
came with was trying to like say who she was
about to choose. He interjects in like that Jake Jillihal,
and he proposes to his girl that he came.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
With to cop block. Did she accept it? Yes, but
they all got dragged at the table. All everybody was like,
this isn a genuine proposal.
Speaker 4 (56:46):
You only proposed to her because you were embarrassed and
that nobody else at this table shows you, so you
didn't want to look bad the whole show.
Speaker 1 (56:53):
You was trash a lord to say that. You know
she don't have kids. She said, young, I need a
girl that's this, that and the third, and she accepted it.
Speaker 4 (57:04):
We stepped off the sea train at the same time Wednesday,
around seven fifteen and couldn't take her eyes off each
other the whole way up the stairs and out onto
the street. The more you look back, the more I
wanted to catch up to you and know your name
and kiss you.
Speaker 1 (57:18):
You're stunning.
Speaker 4 (57:19):
This is the only place I could think of to
post and hope that you see it. Hope you're still looking.
Speaker 3 (57:26):
Okay, it was this Maybe we're helping.
Speaker 4 (57:28):
This is April seventh, so today it was this morning,
seven fifteen. Damn okay, not today's recap of Who Loves?
Speaker 12 (57:43):
Did they even give any Did they give any like
what I was wearing or anything, which leads me to
believe they're probably cheating anyway.
Speaker 3 (57:54):
Probably, so let's see, most people here is cheating.
Speaker 4 (58:00):
WHOA you showed me your breast at the decalb L
I was taking the subway home from class. You and
your cute friend with the mustache for going out on
the way out of the train at decalb you flashed me.
Would love to know you better. Or you're a cute
(58:20):
friend with the stash.
Speaker 3 (58:22):
So wait, I have so many questions work.
Speaker 4 (58:34):
Either give me the person that showed me the titties,
own a friend with the mustache. I accept everybody. Ain't
no lowliness for me. In twenty twenty two, I know
that's right, Royalty.
Speaker 3 (58:48):
Oh my god, I I'm sorry for that.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (59:02):
Okay, oh god, let's see. Let's be specific. Let's look
at Brooklyn.
Speaker 3 (59:11):
Okay, you gotta be white, right, not all the.
Speaker 4 (59:16):
Time, because look, black man in the thirties for a Latina.
I saw your post talked about latina. Want talk to
me the type of girl who is not asking for
a gift card?
Speaker 1 (59:31):
Lol? And you said a bla meh, that's so sweet.
If you're reading this email, just email me. I would
love to talk to you. Never seen you before, but
I would like to get to know you. Listen, if
you want people to.
Speaker 3 (59:47):
Like be somebody because they Latino, that's it Latino.
Speaker 5 (59:57):
Okay, let's see m hm my chubby hasidic lady Brooklyn. Sorry,
I made a bad move. I wish I had shut up.
If you want to give me another chance, I'd really
like to see you again.
Speaker 7 (01:00:13):
Oh I can help my sa I've got to see.
Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
All right. Wait, I don't know what to do with that.
Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Is the person who wrote this scidic.
Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
I guess I don't know. Let's be more specific specific.
Speaker 6 (01:00:42):
Way their community too small for them, it's small, but
it's big, but it's small.
Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
There's no way it was another. It had to be
somebody else.
Speaker 9 (01:00:49):
She was creeping.
Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Oh, let's see and Connecticut broke for bro gay bottom
guy looking to have fun with another dude. Be local
and fund Yeah, you know people Craigslist. Yeah, like basketball
(01:01:11):
player Groupie. Here, let's give me a random city and
we'll look.
Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
Uh well, LuxI, Mississippi and Leuxi golf coort. Okay, let's
see misconnections. Okay, looking for guilt to chat with anywhere? Hello,
(01:01:39):
older woman, I am simple guy looking for older women
to chat with.
Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
Yes, as we know more of each other, I will
send you flirty text call since we emails that will
brighten your day. Life is too short for nonsense. If
you agree, reply at your convenience. No one's giving like
I was on you know right, let's see.
Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Folk. We met on Biloxi Beach.
Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
We should set up a dating profile and look at
people's profiles.
Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Were could you should sign up for Christian mingole.
Speaker 6 (01:02:21):
And she used my picture and then it could be
a scandal of like Jade is so Christian?
Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
Yeah, sorry, but I'll just tell yours for science.
Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
First of all, it's a joke because it's Christian Mingo,
he like raised an eyebrow if it was black planet
ors up there.
Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Or you know me, hint, what would I call it?
Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
What would what would my name be?
Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
On?
Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Christian Mingo? I want to and who loves God?
Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
Because if he has a relationship with Price and loves
him more than anything, he's gonna know how to love me.
Christian Minga was the only one that had to offer
exactly what I was looking for.
Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
We shot, it's just that that connection that you want
to have usual Princess.
Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Queen of Sheepa twenty two Queen of Yeah, let's do Baltimore.
Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Oh yeah, that has to have something good.
Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
Yeah, let's see Baltimore and miss kannak Shads. You sound
like the lady from Ship's Creek. What's the best knack shad?
Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Okay, mom.
Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
So khaki shorts and thigh tattoo, planet fitness and done?
Damn girl that asks perfect yet for fun trouble. I
came very close to straking up a conversation, but my
gut says, I'm way older. So guy with tats on
treadmill near you while you clive stairs. I was trying
(01:04:12):
so hard not to notice.
Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Nick.
Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
So I'm glad you didn't say anything to this person
because it sounds like you're a creep.
Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
Yeah when you said way older, ooh, sub guy looking
for aggressive female, wh I should get into that?
Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
You should? You could be a fine defendom.
Speaker 9 (01:04:42):
Yeah I could.
Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
You used to come over make me clean you up
before my girlfriend got off work. We lost touch when
I moved for a while, but I'm back. If anyone
interested in my lucky numbers, Oh those are his phone numbers. Okay,
well that's all Craigslist, so whatever should call them? Ah,
we could, No, I'm not calling Okay, no, no, no, Amisha.
(01:05:10):
At Chick fil A, you were standing in front of
me waiting for your pickup order. I heard them call
your name. I was definitely enjoying the view you dark complexion,
very voluptuous, thick, and wearing a fitted dark blue pants
(01:05:30):
suit that showed off your lovely curves. You caught me
staring a few times and didn't seem to mind by
the look you gave me. You were with a girlfriend
who seemed to be in a hurry, so I didn't
say hi. I'm guessing you both work in one of
the nearby office buildings. Me tall, medium Bill buzz cut,
gray suit and tie character chat sounds like Chad was
(01:05:54):
in love with.
Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
You would.
Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio was smitten. Luptous cold.
Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
I unclogged drains. This sounds like mess. Oh, if you
need your drain unclogged, I'm your guy. Just let me
know when you need service. Yeah, that's definitely, or you know,
a working person if you know what I means.
Speaker 9 (01:06:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Okay, Hey guys, one more thing.
Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Hey, this summer, when you're being imitated, you go this American.
Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Bystentennial Fourth of July brew.
Speaker 9 (01:06:39):
Haha.
Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
Don't forget what you're celebrating.
Speaker 8 (01:06:42):
And that's the fact that a bunch of sleigh owning,
aristocratic white mouse didn't want to pay their taxes.
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