EPISODE 500: THE HANDMAID'S TALE EXTRAVAGANZA

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
See, he's my propertie and any girl that touch I
might just call your love cause I don't give who
are you to come myself? Oh? I'm gonna wish you
well cause any girl that's ride has felt.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Where my girls at from the front to back. And
as you're feeling that my hand up, can you repeat that?
Can't take my messy underneath that? Don't play yourself well.
Ha ha oh.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
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ha whoo ha whoo ha whoa whoa oh ha ha ha.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Oh everybody, Welcome back.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
To another episode of the Blackest Show About Nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Is Jada next to you? Hello world.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
This is a free episode, so you can watch this
everywhere visuals free, audio, ad free, even down to the Patreon.
This is a free free episode because we have waited
almost two years. Almost two years we have not posted

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about this is November.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
No we haven't, and and you know what, I don't
think we needed it all that time either. You know
what I'm saying like it's the greatest gap years, that
the most necessary gap years to ever exist. And you know,
as we were watching this, I felt great trepidation in

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my vagina. But before that, we have to talk about
actual world news. Before we get to anything. We have
to do an update this week because you know what
I'm saying, The IDF is wild and per usual, targeting

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tents that are sheltering journalists in front of the hospital
in Gaza, in front of the NASA hospital in Gaza,
literally setting them on fire. So I met Monsieur. He
was actually he came to his injuries this morning, I believe,

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or last night two others were killed as well, Yusef
and Helmi. Nine others were injured, and that makes two
hundred and thirty three journalists killed since October. So you know,
journalism is a form of communication. And I said this
on I said that I guess this next week on

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getting grown. But usually I record back to back, so
that's why it might fall like that. But I was
talking about how as of recently, you know, I talk
about Bisan a lot. Bisan is a is a source
on the ground that has really been doing brave work
by letting us know what's going on actually on the ground,

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especially because the propaganda is flowing heavy and thick, and
there's so many others that I follow. There's a young
lady I follow him, Raynad. Ray Nod is like Noah's age,
and she makes food and she's been making food through
the pandemic to keep her spirits up and keep people's
spirits up, and you can visibly see her spirit just

(04:15):
sunk at this point.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
A child.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
And the videos that I would normally see from them,
the updates, sometimes their video sometimes they're just word posts
to let people know they're okay, but that things are
really really bad right now. This is the longest that
the AID has been cut off. I know we've talked
about AID being cut off. This is the longest AID
has been cut off the longest period of time, from

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medical supplies to food, et cetera. And so again, intentional genocide.
They are trying to get rid of them by any
means necessary. And we have to continue to do our
work by paying attention to what's going on, helping where
we can, but we must not let them forget because

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this is not okay, and they're trying to justify this
as okay. Also in Sudan, they're about to hit two years.
April fifteenth makes two years of the ongoing genocide in Sudan.
And so Sarah, who I also talk about often bs
on blast and all of this will be in the
description box. Sarah will be hosting a reflection along the

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Sudan Solidarity Collective on this Tuesday, April fifteenth, at six
pm Eastern Standard time, where they're going to reflect on
the war, hopes for where they're going, and some tools
on how to get there as a community. And so
that will be in the description box. You can also
check out Sarah's page it is posted, but that will

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happen on Tuesday, April fifteenth at six pm Eastern Standard
time for those who would also like to join in
on respectful reflections. And I just wanted to make sure
that all of those things were noted this week. And yeah,
you know what I'm saying, free, free everybody, Free everybody.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Yeah, how is your week? Week?

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Was busy but productive? You know, I feel like I'm
getting things done. I'm feeling like the spring kicking my ass,
which is what I always need. And uh, you know, yeah, nigga,
I don't think that I have anything exciting, get ready
for the dinner, prepping for the dinner, trying to get
all my organization together, you know what I'm saying. I

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looked up and a nigga was grown grown. I was like,
it's not exciting anymore.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Girl.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
We got to get some exciting things going. But who
can be excited right now?

Speaker 5 (06:41):
Not me?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
So no, I'm just I am excited to feed people
and like, you know, get back into a good groove
of different things.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
But nothing hype. And I don't need nothing hype right now.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Avocados are about to be sixteen dollars, and so I
need everything to just stay calm for a little bit.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
What's going on with you?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, you know, just the general you know.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Life.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
I realized, like I this is one of those weeks
that nothing happened. I was like, everything happened and nothing
happened at the same time.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, Like I'm like, what the fuck did I do?

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, I guess, I guess because nothing significant happened. I
guess that's a good thing, because remembers Derek Kannag used
to be like, well, you won't remember shit unless if
something happened significantly six weeks ago or anything like that.
So if nothing happened significant and I guess then it was.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
Who can say, well, well, the day.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Time, yeah, yeah, yeah, I haven't been doing it was cool.
I meal prepped and ship like yeah, see, groad it right.
I built a shelf.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Like, you know, reorganizing things, you know, trying to do
a spring cleaning.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Like it ain't that hype over here. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, it's been so regular this last weekend and good
because you know, retrograde was wearing me thin.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
I think today. I think that's the other thing. Everybody
I've talked to is like, bitch, I have been internally
going through it and I am exhausted, and I think
that's like the general consensus. So yeah, we don't need
nothing hype happening. I did find out why I saw
us were created.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
I'm going to assume racism.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yes, to cut into pelvic booms.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
That's so interesting because we were watching so we watch
Hollywood Graveyard. It's a little macab but essentially this man
goes around to cemeteries across America or the globe even
and points out notable celebrities or notable figures and gives
him like a proper honor like a bio and things.

(09:22):
And it's so interesting because he goes he goes around
to people and you would have never thought to think about,
like a lot of black actors and actresses he covers
that you would have never thought of, like from the
talky era. Oh yes, I'm sure he's I'm sure Dela
Reese has been on there. I know he did like
a whole thing on Pearl Bailey. He did Nat King Cole.

(09:46):
It was like a whole thing he did on Nat
King Cole was a special. So it's very interesting and
he'll like he points out a lot of like Negro
League Baseball players and stuff like when he goes down south,
I like that.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
Ever wondered where your favorite stars are buried? Let's find out.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
But yeah, it's I thought he was coming in being disruptive.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
He's not. He's honoring. No, not at all, not at all.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
It's actually very You learn a lot about people you'd
be like, oh, okay, like and there's so many young
people that passed away, like through airplane accidents things like
a lot of bands. But yes, But the reason why
I brought this up is because the inventor of anesthesia.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Died at the hands of it. Wait what.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah, so like the inventive of anesthesia, he like used
to self test on himself and so like he took
like a dosage and he would create and then he
went in like poor sulphuric acid on like two women.
And then when he came to and he realized what
he did, he committed suicide the fuck.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Exactly, so drug induced his hold on. I'm trying to see.
I don't think it's not Jim Croche. Who died was
Paul Davis.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
It was like, yeah, like the day music died with
Buddy Holly and all them alsoort of plane crash. But yeah,
that whole point was me to tell you the inventor
of anesthesia definitely died at his own hands because he
went crazy off of adesthesia.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
But AnyWho, what are the ten crack commandments.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Dark, Never get hiring in your own supply.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
I'm trying to Oh, yes, it was Jim Croch as well.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
He was thirty.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
That's so young, I know in Louisiana, Naches.

Speaker 7 (12:03):
I could make days less forever, if words could make
wishes come true.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
But it's safe every day like a treasure. Then what Okay?

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah, I think my cousin lives near there. But yes, okay,
so yeah it was both Paul Davis and Jim Crochey.
Well what the hell was going on?

Speaker 4 (12:36):
And that's the thing that Hollywoodrapyard. They give you a.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Lot of like backstory and lore like these people. So
it's very interesting. I hate to learn about these folks. Okay,
But AnyWho, what else did I do this week?

Speaker 5 (12:48):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (12:48):
I I yeah, adult shit, I made a dense bean salad.
That's what I did.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Is there a way to make a bean salad with
no beans?

Speaker 4 (13:01):
That's just a salad I just had.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
I'm also in like a space of cleaning out things
that I have in my pantry and freezer and fridge
because I'm like I have all this ship like I'm
in a cookie everything. Yeah, and so you know, I
was like, I have all these like because my mother
things I need to buy rations and ship because we're
I mean, I guess we almost are about to go
to war, but like you know what I mean, So

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like I have a whole bunch of ship. So I
was like, okay, well let me get rid of some
of the stuff I have. It is God, it is okay.
But AnyWho, Yeah, that was my week. It was very
it was very very cream of wheat.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
I wish I had more for you me.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Too, but I have.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
I don't have a Tiffy Time update or anything. Oh
if y'all looking for a Tiffy updated, there was one
on on Patreon.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Some mayor Mary. You got go watch Mary and Mary
ding Dong. The Witch is dead.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yeah, let's face them bills. Right, So today we're celebrating
handmade well, I don't know if we're celebrating him and
White Roots, Yeah, we're white White Roots is back. Yeah,
and we're covering the first three episodes because they all

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dropped today.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
We watched them and just to talk to you all
about them.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yes, I've been watched three hours of voluntary white slavery. Well,
I don't know if it's voluntary, but white slavery.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
Yeah, abolition.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
R.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
It's complicated feelings every time I watched the show.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Christianity versus a fake Christianity, and they added a whole
new elementar.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Let's finish the bills to get to the ship.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
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Speaker 4 (15:16):
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Speaker 2 (15:17):
The ages of chaos have developed a wonderful community and
all that good stuff. But do you have any announcements? Oh,
are you sold out?

Speaker 1 (15:27):
I am sold out at the Jinavati and so thank
you all for everybody who's supported. And one or two
there will be other additions where there will not be pork,
there will not be gluten, and certain was that will
not be meat it was. So your time is coming
if these are some of the things that you have requested.

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But yeah, I had to get the first one underway.
I'm excited for that, and then we'll talk about more.

Speaker 7 (15:54):
Yay.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
And I have a couple more spots left for you know,
consulting and things. Yes, so, because I don't take out
too many at once because that makes it over. Somebody wins, right,
So I have a couple of spots left. So come
speak to me, holler at me. We'll get your stuff
off the ground. Like I said, today is Handmaid's till day.

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So let's take a break and get to the shits
at a claude.

Speaker 8 (16:25):
After these messages will be right back.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
Sometimes I get angry and it took me many years
to be able to say just those words.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
My work.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Sometimes my body thrums. I'm so enraged.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
And we're back.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
So we're talking about The Handmaid's Tale. I guess we
can go an episode by episode because that's the only
way it makes sense.

Speaker 9 (17:15):
The dress became our uniform and we became an army.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Let me give you a quick recap, because you know,
there was a lot of context that you needed to
have going into this, and I'm gonna try to do
it for you all in whatever two eighty times for us.
So Comanda Putnam got clapped. I don't know if you
remember that fred Daddy.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Died in front of everybody.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Baby, it was very gory. Uh, fred Daddy died. Commander
Fred Black Hanna was at the Fune. June saw her
at the Fune on a TV and on a big
jumbo trons and square. June delivered Saint Rena's baby. That's
what I started calling Serena. Saint Rena. Janine got activated
and then she got arrested and then taken away somewhere.

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Black Luke killed a Canadian maga. June said that they
have to run because America wasn't Gilead until it was
ooh a bar. Yeah, American refugees was starting to get
busted to Canada trained out west because nobody wanted them anywhere. Now,
Spicy White Commander Baby Daddy stormed into Commander get Out's

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house if you all remember, snuffed him in front of everybody,
and then he goes to Gilead jail. His wife comes
to see him. She was disgusted because she found out
who was fucking with his old thing, and then she
was like, I want a divorce, which we were wondering
is that even allowed in Gilead. But then remember they
weren't living in Gilead any longer. They were now living

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in New Bethlehem, which we will get more context for
Lydia the Avenger was born, but not quite but we'll
get to that. Black Luke got arrested as they were
about to board a train for killing Canadian Maga. June
runs into Satan Rena on the train with both of
them with babies, and that is where we left off.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yeah, so now we enter Handmaid's Tell episode six to
oh one.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Train. So, uh, the train. I remember they're on a train.
It's a beautiful shot of the train.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
We start off with their fantastic acid amatography. Honestly, Yes,
remember that scene last season with the Handmaids and it
was like, even though it was the Handmaids at the feud,
and it was just.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Like a gorgeous shot. Yes, yes, yes, it's just like
y'all are doing. Yes the work come on drones.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yes, so you know June is looking after both is
back ye or and noahm Serena's son. Now I call
Serena's son Ruby Frankie. But I was like, cause you know,

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with this episode, we get more context about Serena and
who she was before and she was a religious.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Influencer. Yeah, like this bitch was Ruby Frankie.

Speaker 10 (20:32):
Yeah she was.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
So now we're going to go to our gream exclusive
with the eldest daughter of mom influencer Ruby Frankie, who
pleaded guilty to child abuse last year. Sherry Frankie is
now sharing her story in a new book, including allegations
about her mom's relationship with her former mentor.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Like she's like she had a she had everything but
a YouTube channel. No, she did, Like she probably had
a YouTube channel. Actually she was low key Carrie Underwood
like she was. She was literally Gwyneth Paltrow without the
Yeah she was Wyneth Paltrow with a Bible is.

Speaker 6 (21:08):
What she was.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Yeah, it's like instead of Goop, it's like I don't
know christ.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
She had a cause and people was following it.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Right.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
So remember June got slammed on a Canadian road by
Gilead office. No, oh yeah, Canadian marka because they're trying
to get all the refugees out because we don't want
your car.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
So I don't know how to stay hearing media. I
also am not trying to have beef with y'all, like
I fox with y'all a long way.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
We're just gonna keep saying a boot, but it is
it is, you know that. Yeah, it's still a beef.
Is cool, It's just you know, it's not us, it's
not us. So I don't know if.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Ruby Frankie Serena Joy bumped her head because she has
throughout this she has become rather religious or even more
so because all that went out the window. Remember last
season when she was in the fucking bar and you know,
like giveing birth like like what's the Kardashian Oh yeah

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sah so like so like Serena's explaining like you know
what happened, and she's like, oh, my gosh, you're tough
and you know. And Serena goes on this thing like
you know, God works in mysterious ways and all this.
She was like, bitch, shut the fuck up, like why
are you romanticizing this experience.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Talk to me about any.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
She's like, She's like, oh, we're finally on this train
and we're here to change the world. And June was like, oh,
you were still lucky a kid. She was trying to
affirm and relate and she.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
Was like, oh, and I've been holding this baby for days.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Oh my god, thank you for giving me a break.
And June Tubman's eyes are about to roll to the
back of her head. They're about to get stuck. Now.
June falls asleep and we get the color hand on dream.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
You know you have tonowledge the color purple.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Get kissed off if you walk by the color purple
and don't acknowledge it. Hannah said, say less copy and
floated like Celia and Eddy.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
And then June came.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Like a Tesla truck in the scene, because why is
a white woman in the color purple outside of Miss
Milly and then she wakes up to find that nich
is gone.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
She is gone with Serena.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Now, I then myself was like girls, you on the train,
like where they go?

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Where they go?

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Right, because in my head I was like, this is
like snow Piercer. Have you ever seen snow No, you
have not seen snow Piercer, basically because it's it's an
action movie, the world movie constantly.

Speaker 11 (24:18):
I sucking hate action and End of the World movies, pier.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Because we have to watch because like Olivia Octavia, Spencer's
eating people, eating babies all the thing with Chris Practical.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
I can't relate to the Apocalypse. I can't.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
I don't like that kind of and it's not the Gore.
It's just like this is not like this is cool,
this is boring.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
It was wild where they had to eat babies. It
was crazy.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Although if you said a baby just right, they probably
look like a roasted chicken.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Boy, it's mutton. Oh, we're terrible people.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
So she gets to Serena's asked about taking her child. Irrelatable,
don't touch my goddamn baby. I don't care how sleep
I am. Pitch lit them. You drop out of my arms.
So yeah, you know, Serena's gaslighting her. She forgot how
awful she actually was. But I did giggle when she
was like, I gave her a poison.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
I did. That's niggle. Now Serena's trying to.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Become this duo okay, this BICSI is trying to be
batmanter Ud, trying to She's like Judas, like, get out
of here, Tamara. I don't want to be her twin anymore, so,
you know, and she's doing all this praise be talk
and she's doing it all loud. June trying to hushing,
bit shut the fuck up before people hearing you with
the bullshit, and June's also extreme, like, while she is

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seething and viscerally angry as Serena and for all the
justified reasons, she is also cringing in pain and she's
disoriented from the pain because she literally just got run
over by F one fifty yesterday backwards and forwards and
again and again.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
So oh go ahead.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah. Serena eventually gets the doctor and Gina is still like.

Speaker 10 (26:40):
Yeah, I don't know about you, but fine, but her.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Arm is infected.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Meanwhile, Q, wait, no, hold on, hold on before you
even move on. First of all, New Bethlehem looked like
Woodbury comments.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
But anyway, before we move on to that.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
The house that they had overlooking the ocean was cute.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
It was Connecticut. It was Connecticut, Nigga.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
It was also haunted before we moved. We have to
acknowledge the fact that in this moment, Solderna Truth is
born because this bitch goes to get the doctor for
June's infected arm, and then here she comes. Women and
children have no place on this train for themselves of safety,

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and she starts organizing.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Yes, she turns into a fucking suffragette.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
This bitch became a quircket like it was a whole
She organized. She did because by the time June came back,
it was women and children.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
I was like, well, at least you're an effective.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Evil bitch. But anyway, now you can move on.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
She runs. She does. She does the other side of.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
It, because you know, there was always a parent company
back to Connecticut.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
But yes, yes, New bethelhem it's cute. You they sent
New Bethlehem. They Sent's real father back to New Bethlehem. Yeah,
Commander Spice to be with his old lady.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
Will Gardner lives what he wanted. Wills the dreams will lose.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
So if you are into The Good Wife, which you
know that I recently watched for the very first time ever,
Will who was one of the main characters, died on
the show is the Ain't no spoiler alert that she came.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Out like twenty.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Also he's also on Sports Night that same Is that
an action movie?

Speaker 4 (28:51):
No, it was a great television show on ABC. It
was actually, I definitely do it. Actually it was show television.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Apparently him and Elizabeth Moss have also been in something
together before.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Yeah, I've never seen it, but I read that. But
Will the ex down he does, and he's he is
a new season regular apparently for this for this final season.
He's the father in law of Commander Spicer's wife, right,
who was pissed off, remember because he went back to

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his old thing June. So, and I also forgot that
she's pregnant.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
I call her eleanor Roosevelt. Oh that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
You know who Commander get Out's wife was a little edie.

Speaker 10 (29:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, But she's pregnant and the father.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
You see Gilliad, the father in law, Will Gardner is
living with him in the home.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
So it's already evident. It's in the air.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Okay, this nigga is clearly trying to set up the
chest pieces, and we figure out very quickly why. Yeah,
he's trying to get with Serena. But we'll get to
that later. So I was like.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Anti climactic, like weeks.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
So because it's very funny when he tries to like
pull up on her.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
We're gonna get to in the town.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah, because also his his daughter peeped anyway.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
So meanwhile, back on.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
The train, so Drina True Serena Nightingale made the Red
Cross in the fucking final car.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
And June finally finds the patience to be a little
bit of vulnerable with her.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Let her know what happened to Black Luke.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
You know, it's a lot of Gilead verbage coming out
of Serena's mouth, which is God's justice will prevail and
all kinds of things. And then June, you know, as
Serena finds herself getting a little too friendly, June has
to remind her of Blena.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
She's like, lest we forget, bitch, you are an integral
part of me, not having my eldest child.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
And then they find out.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
That they're not going to Vancouver, which is where they
were originally going, because nobody wants the Americans any longer,
which is going to make it harder to connect with
Black Luke who got arrested. But Serena's trying to affirm
June and you know, remind her of her strength.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
And resilience against herself. This was so crazy.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, you are a strong June. Look at what you overcome.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
You. I overcame you, bitch, you and your picky list
fingerhead like it was you you did all.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
This whole thing, all of Gilead is your idea, Serita Jewel.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Okay, now I'm a little confused. I will like I
gathered that and we'll talk more about it. But also
I thought Commander get Out was the architect of Gilead.
She wrote the book, right, Oh so it was a
joint effort.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Yeah. She she is the Lauren Hubbard of the situation. Oh,
she's the Lauren she wrote Dianetics, if you will, because
that's the whole turning point of.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
This, is Amanda get Out. David Muskavich, Yes, well.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
No, oh kind of yeah, kind of because Fred would
have been misscabaged. Well that's what the whole council would be,
I guess. But Fred would have been closer to misscavaged than.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
If Serena is Lauren.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Because you get what I mean, right, Because the whole
story is the fund I'm gathering, is that Serena had
this idea, she wrote the book, and she went on
a book tour, and I guess she met she met Water,
she met Fred, because remember she tells her.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
Daddy about it about Parkinstas, which we'll get to the
next episode. And then later on she's like, oh, we're
going to change America, We're going to change the world.
So therefore she is she led the movement and they
took it over.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Yeah, okay, because that explains this whole dichotomy of her
and religion now, because she is so religious now and
juxtaposed to the people who have Gilliad, who are not
at at all.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Well, okay, now there's some sort of weird odd couple
at this point, these two. Okay, Now we get to
Moira and we meet Moira again.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Was this bitch name always Moira?

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Yeah, but I always call her Pousse because of her name.
I don't Samirah Wiley says her name. She knows that.
They know that. I don't know the I'll respect those,
but they.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Know the you're right because I just I can't never
said right with me.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
It rigs my ears wrong. I don't like that name, period,
is what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
That's the name of Katine O'Hara's name on on SI's Creek.
But it makes more sense why it's like a mara. Yeah,
it's too close to moist.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Yeah, you do hate boys. Why.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
I'm not gonna tell you why anyway. So, so Pouse
meets with Tuelo. She meets with Tuelo and and remember
Tuelo is a is an attorney in Canada working on
all the sides.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
He's he's the US attorney. Actually I feel like he's
the attorney.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
I thought he was the Canadian he's the Canadian side. Huh.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Maybe anyway some sort of liaison. Right, So shit's about
to hit the fan because Canada wants to Canada. This
is not funny at all. This was frightening. Wants to
de recognize America and start normalizing relations with Gilead. And
then they show this map with Gilea. It was giving

(35:52):
real Gulf of America is yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
I was like, oh this is real time. Yeah. I
was like, too much life imitating art right now? Do
we want to keep doing that?

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Because I know y'all filmed this last year for the
fact that this is happening right like today.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Like like the like laid out the map and it
said big as motherfucker Gilead where America was.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
And when they said Project five, I'm telling you.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
When they say, do recognize America and start normalizing relations
with Gilead, I was like, you see how easy it
is for them to start falling into place with this
evil shit. Everybody is ready to not fold until they do.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Like did you notice like an episode three, how there's
only two stars?

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Oh no, no, we go that's a whole we got
to I'm sorry, I'm sorry, We're gonna get to it. Ok, Duelo,
Let's who say no, Midday's fighting back.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Remember may is the.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
What they would like to call here a terrorist group,
but really may Day is a revolutionary crew of people
made up of using me supermarket workers, uber drivers, pharmacists,
people who are sick of the shit. So so Posse's
Posse is activated. She's ready to join may Day. So

(37:26):
she reveals to Tuelo that she spent some time at Jessebel's.
Remember Jezebel's is the whorehouse that we saw seasons ago.
And he's like, how'd you get out of that? And
she's like, I killed a commander and I think this
niggas did got hard?

Speaker 4 (37:44):
Yeah he was you got boys.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Let's take a break. Yes, we'll be back with the
first episode hit a club.

Speaker 8 (37:57):
After these messages, will be right a right back.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
But no matter how justified my anger has been throughout
my life, I've always been led to understand that my
anger is an exaggeration, a misrepresentation, that it will make
me rude and unlike Kabon.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
And we're back.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Talking about episode of Life of season six. So Serena
is talking to the woman on the train.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
She is being.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Like a fucking politician. It's like and she persevered.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
Meeting leader.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah, she's yeah, it's wild what she's doing, right, And
so she again she tries to bring you know, God
into it, and all the women were like, bit shut
the fuck up, trying to tell you like, girl, I
was our worded and you up here talking about it
was God's plan, Like, shut up.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
I'm not trying to hear that right now. Yeah, And
one of them said God is just man's excuse to
use two things, cocks and guns, and it's like, oh,
we are writing this season.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
But this bitch was trying to be a part in
the conversation because it was it was a gaggle of
mothers with their horror stories from Gilead in all of
the various ways they've lost their children and all of
the things that have happened to them, and this bitch
is really trying to be a part, like, yeah, I
know because I had to have my son in a
barn and she you know, everybody's trying to and June

(39:46):
is just like you are teetering a very thin line here.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Now.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Doctor uh doctor, our Salvation army who came and fixed
up June's arm earlier, pulls her to the side and
he tells June. He tries to tell June who Serena
really is, and you know, he's like trying to drop
a dime and that they're coming to get her in

(40:13):
her fake papers. This is the first time June feels
some kind of empathy for Serena because she knows that
if niggas find out who she really is, they are
going to tear her limb for fucking limb.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
And that's exactly what the fuck happens.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
I was like, she probably married because she knows that
they're gonna kill her, that she's gonna have to raise
yet another baby.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
No, no, because she's take one.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
No.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Them bitches were so they were ready to kill that
baby too. They were ready to kill that baby too.
They was like, no, we're gonna get this bitch and
this baby. They said, this bitch doesn't deserve to have
a baby. She had that nigga in a fucking what's
that ship baby beorn on her chest and they start
spinning this bitch like a teather ball. They was ready

(41:06):
to everybody turned into two lionesses. I'm not even gonna
call them hyenas because this is all justified. I mean hyenas,
y'all justified.

Speaker 12 (41:14):
To They're like, well, fuck on drag, but yeah, I
just don't deserve it, you know how.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
But but these bitches turn into a pride and they
are ready to kill the fuck out her.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Yeah, And meanwhile Ice gets on board and to check
her papers and for whatever reason, she's free like her
papers are legit exactly, and so Ice leaves. That's when

(41:54):
they they start to, you know, attack again. And then
Juna's like, bitch, come on, because Serena is ineffective. I
don't even know how she even walks on two legs
without like somebody else helping her.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Yeah, very Maria Carrey. So you know, I like how
he like, I call it limon pepper wet snitching because
you know how how limon pepper wets are. You know,
you got your dry limon pepper and then you add
your your sauce to it. Because he's like, you know, oh, miss,

(42:31):
you know now who are you again?

Speaker 4 (42:33):
Can I see your papers?

Speaker 1 (42:35):
It's so interesting because you look like this bitch When
I worked in the athletics keillyad who used to come out.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
There picking babies like cabbage. What's up, Serena, you bitch?
What's up? You know me?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
And and everybody is get ready to get active on
this train. When they find out who she is, they said,
you're Chichen and then this bold bitch starts screaming. She
starts going rogue, screaming, your children were saved, America turned

(43:14):
it's back on God. And I'm like, bitch, you on
a trade and thirty bitches and an ice employee want
to murder you and your child right now?

Speaker 4 (43:24):
This is what you scream out. Y'all are really truly delusional. Yeah,
that's not even June was like, oh, this bitch is
not well, Like shut the fuck up, like and because, like, girl,
I can't help you. I've done a lot I could
for you. Now I'm implicated because I've been trying to
look out for you. Right and then and then.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
The cop when the cop from the ice employee for
the cop from Bridesmaids is what he looked like when
he shows up and he's like, bitch, my wife died
in the colonies. It was like, oh you Yeah, everybody
here hates you and you really don't justs to live,
if I'm being honest.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
So here come, June. Tell me I can't leave well
enough alone.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Can't you know that bitch got to save a day
put a fucking rag on her head and a gun
in her pocket. So she seems so they're really about
to kill her, and so June gets she hits the
e break, gets Serena and baby Noah into another car
real quick. They are literally about to break the glass

(44:33):
getting into this car like they are in animal mode, Okay,
which I can understand if I saw a bitch who
made me lose my child. I don't think there is
anything that could keep me off of her, not even
that emergency break, because June would have got it too, honestly,
getting in the middle of me and that bitch.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Yeah, just and now I'm gonna hurt you, probably as
bad as her because the fact that you know exactly
what the fuck we went through, if not where saying
you have the nerve.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Wait because when Juice said, they said.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
It's like that's your who's mass to that's your mass
And ju said, no, I was her handmaid, And everybody's like,
what kind of sick bitch are you trying to save
this bitch?

Speaker 4 (45:20):
What she wrapped you?

Speaker 1 (45:22):
She's like, they are going and they are all justified
because it looked the optics are the fuck nuts.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
They are crazy. They are crazy.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
June should have kept her goddamn mouth shut. You should
have never told them people you were her fucking hand made.
That makes you look ten times buns. So, yeah, she's
considered a traitor, but she essentially gets Serena and baby
Noah to jump off the train to save their lives
because they were about to die.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Meanwhile, because I was also wondering, like, well, where's netsche
Le during this uprising? Like where is y'all try to
eat Serena's face? Well, where's Astralia drinking the apple juice?

Speaker 4 (46:05):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Well they made it to Alaska. Well, June did the
end of the line. Yes, the American flag only has
two stars on it now now is there are only
two states?

Speaker 1 (46:23):
I found it Alaska, Hawaii, Hawaii. I found it interesting
that an Indigenous woman greeted June. Of course, right, it's Alaska.
But they still got that fucking American flag even with
just the two little sad ass stars in it.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
And not one time in all of this, in all
of this land snatching, grabbing, green navy repurposing a nobody
still acknowledged that this is indigenous land, just saying.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
No, no, no no. That's the wild part about that.
That's the hard part about the show. There's so many layers.
It's such a mind fuck of a show because it's
like so.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Yeah, because I cannot wait to kids to episode two,
because I have some thoughts that I need to Yes.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Well, The gag of this fucking episode was June is
a medical she's weary, you know, she got a boil
that's turned infected or whatever.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
All of a sudden, this white lady is calling her name.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Turns out is June's fucking mama Holly.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
And that was the end of the episode. That was it.
Let's take a break. Yeah, I'll be back by episode
two after these messages, will be right back.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
Mainly as a girl I learned as a girl did
anger is an emotion better left entirely unvoiced.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
And we're back episode six oh two, Handmate's Tail exile
aka the Bitch is back.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
So Ruby, Frankie and Noah out in the middle where
it's somewhere in the middle of the night. She finds
a little church and this lady helps.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
Her Mountain Zion. Mountain Zion.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Turns out she's still in Canada, Canaan specifically, and Mountain
Zion is a faith.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Based community women and children.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yes, and Serena quickly named herself Rachel and h mm hmmm,
because you know they're religious or whatever.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
That lady, children are a heritage from the Lord, and
that's what I said. Oh, Okay, I mean they are,
but I just don't talk like that.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
When you start talking like that, you give me pause. Yeah,
it's a little weird. It sounds like you eat them
exactly like handsel the fucking or you like their family
that shares all the same bath water. Oh yeah, and
the poop knife.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Oh I forgot Okay, all right, I forgot.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
About forgot good times.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
So June is spending some quality time with you know,
she's never met her and.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Even oh my god, did you see that? Did you
see that?

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Future?

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Sorry, you know, I don't like to bring him up often,
but Future saying future, wait it, because no, I'm not
gonna be able to find that. Basically, Future said I
came into this world with no mother and no father.
That was like essentially the quote, right, I'm paraphrasing, but
I feel like it.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
Was very close to that. So somebody was like, Nigga.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Wish you hatched like he developed here.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
He was bacteria from a boy stone.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
You know what I'm saying that niggas living in like
Alex Mack. I don't know, but said I was. I
came into this world alone, no mother, no father. So
when you just said that, she's never met her, That's
what it reminded me of. And I also forgot that
Black Luke was raising command to spice his baby.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Ain't that some ship? Because episode three we will talk, okay.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
So I meant to say, June's mama is spending time
when you children.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
She's never met her? Oh I remember her? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:38):
So I remember her mother is a doctor, doctor Holly,
and she survived the colonies. Yes, And the reason how
she survived was because she was a doctor.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
They was like, well they need me.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Yeah. So she's also one in white women that seemed
like they survived ship.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Yeah, which is what she tells June. She was like,
I had faith that she would survive, so I wasn't
necessarily worried.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Yeah, you're of my olk. Yeah, And of.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Course she tells her what happens with Blanna. You know,
it was very much like sometimes you just need your mom. Yeah,
it was very uh you know, very sweet. Meanwhile, Mark
got Black Luke out of jail, and you know, was

(52:28):
there with them all right, who stays there with them?
And apparently Luke trial ate for another like four months,
so he's stuck in Canada and acted.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
And remember, lest we forget remember when June and and
and Bluke got locked.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
Or got locked.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
In that warehouse ye weird episode or a couple of
episodes or whatever. And remember by this time, you know,
June Tubman had traveled back and forth at least eight
times to freeze ten batches of slaves, and then Bluke
had done nothing but like raise her baby Againada, and

(53:16):
he was feeling his ego was so hurt. And so
this nigga was trying to be active. It was getting
his ass beat by Killy. That's not funny at all,
but it.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
He was trying to ange his wife like he wanted to,
like you know, avenge his wife's honor and all that
good stuff.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
But they beat his end his ass all.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
And then so now you know he got something to
prove outside of the fact that literally like he's like,
I have not been able to save my child, right,
and I've not been able to do anything to save
my wife, Like my wife keeps saving herself and me nigga,
and I was free. So like he's like he got something.
I got to get my child back, and he's he's activated.

(54:05):
And and but Tuelo tells them that may Day is
handling all of this because also, let us not forget
that in that last scene or that last season Blana,
they almost got Blanna back, but then they got their
plane shot down by Gilead at the last minute. But
the plan almost came to fruition.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Mm hmmmm hmmm hm. And so Bluke tries to join
in on the plan for May Day.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
Yeah. Meanwhile, we've all got to know. You got to
know your place in your lane in this life. You
know what I'm saying. Everybody's not meant to be a rebel, right.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Meanwhile, Commander Lawrence aaka Commander get Out or West Wing.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
It's just amazing on the West Is that action O fabulous? No, No,
it's a it's a political drama if that used to
be at NBC.

Speaker 11 (55:05):
Never doubt.

Speaker 9 (55:06):
But a small group of thoughtful and committed citizens can
change the world.

Speaker 6 (55:11):
You know why.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
It's the only thing that ever had These people would.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Walk into firing It is with him, Martin, Sheen, Alice
and Janey Uh. It's an Aaron Sorkin show. It's a
lot of It's the walk and Talk lay Hill.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Copy Oh do Let used to come into the club randomly,
like just like very unassuming, would mind his business. Always
very friendly man and also a kind person, if that
makes you feel better.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
He looks he looks he looks kind because I used
to watch The Wonder Years his uh the Wathery reboove
the Wonder Years. It was really good. I'm mad they
canceled it. It's like he has kind eyes.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Well looks too, but he was.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
He does it to me. He looks like you should
be anyway, So Jo looks like Joe looks like he looks.
He looks very aggressive. I'll just say that he is.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
He is how you know how I feel about Terry Crews,
not entirely, but just just below.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Like a being ring is tight. No, why did he attributing?

Speaker 2 (56:25):
No, but it's just I don't know, it's weird. I
just Joe just I don't get nice.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
I just was.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Aggressive. Black can't be like like he asked, like what
colored draws you find? Like that kind of thing?

Speaker 5 (56:42):
You know?

Speaker 4 (56:46):
Yeah, I want it one day.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
I want to hear all of your uncle termint like,
I want to hear all the terminologies. I want to
hear all the things you think uncles are saying.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
That's a cea world draws.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Yeah, Okay, let's switch that. I'd like to know all
of the crazy ship that niggas have said to you abject.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Oh honey, that's the whole episode. I wish I could
go back and get a look. I've had some request
some ship, like a bunch of angry bottoms, angry tops,
just just that goes on.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
It's gonna take a lot to top.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
What kind of draws you farting and today I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Yeah, I used to screenshot them and post them on
social media, but I realized that was tacky. Okay, yes, Oh,
here's the most real life issue of the scenario here.
So we're at Commander Lawrence's house and Nick comes over.

(58:05):
He calls to tell him that his father in law
is on his way eleanor Roosevelt's Dandy. Yeah, And Lawrence
tells Commander you know Spice, that I have anything to
do with that Rivian hitting you know, June in the street.

(58:30):
But then he brings up we got trade issues. I
was like, oh shit, them too. So apparently New Bethlehem
is a little hard to sell, so they have in
some trade issues when it comes to like imports and
exporting goods, and so they're kind of like, we got

(58:54):
to get Serena back.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
She's our selling point, right mind you.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
Will.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
He's talking this little girl pops up Angela if you remember,
Angela is our girl, Janine's daughter.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Yeah, oh yes, that's right. Oh I forgot about that.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Because remember last season, Janine was brought over there by
uh by Lydia.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Yeah, Janine got sick of him.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
She forgot she she got sick of because the Putnams
had her child and she got sick. Remember Commander Putnam
got that face blasted the fuck Okay, honey in the.

Speaker 11 (59:47):
Middle of like a found yeah, okay, after small they
got in the middle of eating, they went outside.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
It's that Bloud boulou.

Speaker 5 (59:58):
So.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
And then Putnam's wife married.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Commander get Out, you know, toward the end of last season,
and so that okay so, and then Janine got sick
of her ship, especially because that Putnam lady is real
insecure about Janine's relationship with her child, and so she
sitting Janine away.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Mm hmmm mm hmm. That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
So Nick doesn't want to bring Serena back, but Laura's
forces him too. Meanwhile, we're back in Toronto and Martha
Rita or Rita is here. We see her and she
was something recently I watched and I was like, oh
my god, that's Rita.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
From it was something we watched, Oh deepest Christmas Carol.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
She was she was the niece. Yes, yes she was.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Yes, she wants to go back to New Bethlehem because
she got word that they might have info want her sister.
Because remember, Rita's whole thing was trying to reconnect with
her family.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
No Rita, no, who say?

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
And Bluke are both like, please stop this madness, but
we know how determined people can get when they're you know,
when they're trying to locate family. Meanwhile, June calls and
it's a family reunion over the phone because this is
her first time speaking to Bluke since he got released,
and then her then they find out whose and Bluke

(01:01:34):
find out that her mother. She's with her mother, so
it's like a whole thing. And then June tells Bluke
that she misses him and loves him, and it's kind
of a weird energy.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
Because she never does that for real.

Speaker 12 (01:01:52):
So uh.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Meanwhile, Commander Spice meets up with Tuelo and threatens the
existence of may Day, which whis just very interesting because
he's playing all the different sides, but we know that
he's really really playing the other side because of June.
Otherwise he probably will fall.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he is in love.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Yeah, and again may Day is not military trained. May
Day is just niggas ready to get active. So we
get Serena back at Mountain Zion's home.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Dren months later. Oh, because I remember it, there's a
two months later. It's a time cap because I remember
to make a notice, because you know what, those things
make me upset.

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
They listen.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
I'm glad you caught that because I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
Actually, yeah, it was two months later.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
That explains why, uh, June looks better, June looks better.

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
Noah's bigger. Yeah, yeah, all of it. No, you're right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
So Serena's in the garden, you know, picking tomatoes and
has a flashback to her and her would be commander
Daddy having a conversation in his garden about the condition
of this world and how they need a leader. And
this is where what you said makes sense. I just

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all this time, and we knew about Serena's book, but
all this time, they made us, they made us seem
like a commander. Get out was the architect Maybe maybe
he would, I guess he designed, but she idealed.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
Yeah she was.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
She likes again she wrote the diatics, which then explains
a lot of the dynamics later on in this episode
of the next Right, yeah, he knows the functionality of
Gilead where she knows the scripture and what it's supposed
to be rooted.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
And remember too, he knows the psychology of certain shit too,
because wasn't he asch He was psychologists, right, Yeah, so
she's so she's her and her father are having this
this conversation and this flashback about the condition of the
world and how she's going to make a change because
she actually just came.

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
Back from a book tour.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Now we go to a scene of Will Gardner stepdaddy
or daddy in law should I say, trying to play
mind games with Commander Spice, his son in law about
fatherhood and choices, and it's almost as if he's trying
to groom a grown man, but he's really just make

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a place for himself.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
I think I thought I got he was, like he knew,
he knew he was there was something up with.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Yes, yes he does, but I also feel like he
is still trying to condition him in a way to
be you know, he's warning him you better not fuck up,
and also trying to condition him to fully fun because
everybody knows he teeters the line. So I feel like
they outside of Commander get Out, who really doesn't give
a fuck about the ideologies of Gilead. Outside of him,

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he's like, just fall in line, like make sure you
follow the order, so that shit is not you know,
all out in the open or whatever the case is.
But neither one of them niggas really believes in Gilead
like that, No, neither one of them, but Will Gardner does.
So Serena ends up, Oh June is trying to get

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in touch with Bluke. Remember she's only spoken to him
since he got out of jail, and he hasn't been
answering the phone. And we find out it's because him
and pousse joined may Day and went on a mission.

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
For me and the Lord. We don't understand it. We're
on a mission from God. One of a mission. I
got fucking stuck, but we'll get there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Yeah, some sort of casey undercover shit or whatever the
case is. Serena ends up revealing her true identity. To
the lady at the church, who already knew who she
was because she'd read her book and everything else.

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
Was like, I'm a big fan, or I was, I was,
I thought I was. Actually I thought I was. I
thought I was.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Because Missus Potts had a few Christian words, Yes she
did for her, Yes she did.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Missus Potts said, she holds a mirror up to Serena's face,
essentially very lightly, like it's not aggressive, but she questioned
Serena's intentions.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
She was like it all society, it went wrong, all
by itself.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
And she was like, baby, what was your what was
your your true motivation? Oh well, God's light and love
will deliver us all from the darkness of evil, homosexuality
and all of the things that are going on in
this world to make it turn upside down and burn
on fire. And she's like, that's not but what else.

Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
To hit her with?

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
The doctor Phil, how's that working for you?

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
You got my tomatoes? Bitch yeah? Pick bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Okay, blessed be my okay, under my eye okay, trick yeah.
And so Missus Pont tells her to do the right thing,
which is a common theme because Elano Roosevelt's daddy told
Commander Spicy White to do the right thing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
Yeah, she said, cut the ship, drop the ego, and
do what you need to do.

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
But yeah, continue.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
He also also forgot to mention Nick through his burner
phone in the fire. Oh yeah, after he got this
promo from from his father in law Idy who when
you get a flashback of her telling Serena telling her

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father about Gilead Gilead plans. Yeah, even as late stages,
late stages of Parkinson's Uh, you know, Lawrence shows up
to Mount Zion with Naomi and he's like, look, I

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need you here at New Bethlehem. You know you people
are starting to look for you, and the Wheelers are
starting to look for you. To remember she escaped from
the Wheelers. She's still probably back.

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
In real Gilead.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Yeah, and you know they try to sell her on
this thing, like girl, you know you could be the face,
you know, the face of the comfort.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
When that sounded so crazy, he was like, what you
can read and write and own businesses.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Yeah, go to work, Like that's so nice to say.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
His sarcasm though, it's funny to me because even in
the way that he's like again and This goes back
to He's very funny, the ideology of Gilead and the
ideo like this is where we talked earlier, like several
times ago during the political segments about our own government

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and how the right is made up of different sects
of people. You've got the people who don't give a
fuck about any of the Christianity the quote unquote should
I say Christian Christian values that they like to say
are Christian values or hateful values.

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
You've got the.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Greedy ones that one percent who's just worried about money hoarding.
And then you've got your fucking evangelical nuts who actually
they want to uphold all of the hate. And then
when you put them all together, then it just creates
an amalgamation of like awful, you know what I'm saying,
because everybody is out for their own agenda, but they're
all on the same accord. And so this is the

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same thing with Serena and Commander get out because even
though he don't give a fuck about anything biblically or spiritually,
that niggas a full blown atheist that you know, like,
I don't think he's ever given a fuck.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
He I don't what is it?

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
I guess this was all a psychology experiment because he
knows that women. He knows Serena is dark. He knows
Serena is the reason why all of this is for
the season.

Speaker 4 (01:10:35):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
It's just crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Also, remember, yeah, I do think it has something to
do with his wife as well. It did, because remember
I feel like his wife was like thoroughly entrenched in
Gilead stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
Was actually I thought his wife was thorough She was
against it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
I'm sorry she was against it, And he was like,
we have to play the game because this is how
we get to It was something weird like that when
we drank the kool aid. For whatever reason, I had
to do something with powers power.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
It's usually powerless.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Yeah, that happened early, so early. I don't recall I
to I need to watch that earlier season.

Speaker 6 (01:11:14):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
Let's take a break because something happens with her mother.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 4 (01:11:25):
I hit it clode.

Speaker 8 (01:11:27):
After these messages, will be right back.

Speaker 5 (01:11:37):
Think about my mother for a minute. When I was fifteen,
I came home from school one day and she was
standing on a long verandah outside of our kitchen holding
a giant stock of plates.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
And we're back talking about Handmaid's Tale. We're on the
second episode of season six. So June finally gets a
hold of somebody on the phone. It happens to be
Mark Twello. He tells. Mark tells her about the whole
may Day fiasco with Bluke and whose losing their fucking

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minds and trying to go save her and whatever the fuck.

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
And so now June is like.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Okay, well I'm gonna go back and save them because
they don't know what the fuck they're doing and whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
With the US Embassy of all.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
People, yes, yes, all two states of America. So she
goes to tell her mama that she leave it because
she packing she's I'll be back or whatever. And her
mama was like, help me understand. I don't understand. This

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don't make sense. And she was like, this sounds like
a trap to get you and nicult Lea to stay
in Gilead. And she's like, no, no, it's not, no, no, no,
it's not you know what you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
Was talking about this. She said, I know my daughter
fucked enough baby when I took I choked on my spit.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
And not only She's like, you fucked to not see
it like da like, she's like, you are in love
with this good?

Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
What kind of six is this? Bitch? I better than that? Yeah? Yeah,
that's so nuts, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
She's like, you are you are? Have you lost all
of the marbles? Babes, like all of the things? Have
you lost it behind some dick? I know that you
are better than losing it behind some dick.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
She's like, absolutely the fuck not. And yes, I am.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
Regretful of the way that I don't moved into my career.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
As a mother. And then you know, June does the
fuck you. I hate you, mom, that's why you wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
There, you know, all out of heavier situation, tells her
she abandoned her, and you know, it's a whole thing.
Now we we're back at Mount Zion's Hannigan's House for
Women and Children and yeah, Supi it's supper time, four
point thirty.

Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
He can't wait to get home.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
Commander get out and his new wife Putnam is there
Naomi eating with Serena and all the ladies and the babies.
And they ask him, as the only man at present,
to say the prayer. But this nigga don't know God,
like he don't know God at all, Like he met

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God at a party and then saw God again. It
was like, it's nice to meet you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
Like, he don't know God, he don't even recognize me.
He's very Mariah Carey about God.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
God is Jennifer Lopez to this niggas, Oh you.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
Look so amazing.

Speaker 11 (01:15:03):
What do you think about people still referencing I don't
know her?

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
All these years later, I.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Still don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
He's like, yeah, I'm gosh, I pray. That's just so
deeply personal too. He's like, I just I don't pray
in the streets like a Pharisee.

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
I I pray in the in my in my closet only.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
So did Naomi tries to bust that, and I really
that's what I realized, Naomi, I ain't never know God,
neither none of them.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
This was a revelation that and to Serena as well.
These people don't know the Lord or my lad don't
know the word.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
Yeah, who's her lord? George Clooney, who is it? Who's
the man who made passion of the Jesus Gibson, Mel Gibson,
that's her Lord, but they don't know him. They don't
know Mel.

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Serena's like I'll take over this prayer.

Speaker 4 (01:16:04):
And we get you remember when Terrian gave.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
That monologue and Lord of the Rings and everybody was
like whow Like a scene Serena gets up there and
when I tell you she gave the only the Bitch's
Back prayer and the way we talked about this fucking cinematography,

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the way that they panned up as her ego inflated back,
because let's be very clear, the ego is never gone.

Speaker 4 (01:16:38):
As the ego.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
We watched the ego inflate again, though, we watched the
bitch coming back to life in this prayer, and we
know what's getting ready to happen. And so you know,
next scene, June and Holly, her mom, they're talking again.
You know that everything's calmed down. You know, her mother
reiterates to her loving way that her hope for June

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is to keep her going, and she didn't you know
that she's always kept her going and that she doesn't
want to lose her again and her going on this
voyage to go rescue Bluke and Pousse. June apologizes for
the abandonment comment and she agrees to leave Nichele with
her mother, and she really thinks this is about to
be a quick in and out she.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
Always always does.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
And then we find out's real name is Holly. She
was named for her grandmother, which thank god.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
Yeah Nicole with the age. I just I'm sure some
of y'all might have have a cousin.

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
I have a cousin Nicole.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
The eighties people were trying to get creative with the
same name. You know what I mean, Tiffany Nicole, Nicole,
Brittany you know how to.

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
Exactly? You know how that?

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
Or e with the thing over it. So June and
Serena are essentially both on the way to their callingues.

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
Yeah. Yeah, And that was the end of episode two.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
Now wait, hold on, no, this is what I wanted
to talk to you about before we move on to
episode three. H y'all think that we don't see these
little subliminal not subliminal messages that you are putting in
this show. So the very last song that they play
is Radioheads Burn the Witch. I used to be a great, big,

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giant Radiohead fan. Radiohead is extremely Zionist, and the verbiage
that they chose to use at the very end, they
do a close up on June's face and she says, let's.

Speaker 4 (01:18:53):
Bring them home.

Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
Mm.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
Now, I know I'm not tenfoil heading. I know I'm
not I know I'm not crazy. Mm.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Well again this this show is so complex based off
of her being a scientologist and what we know about Scientology.

Speaker 4 (01:19:34):
I is Elizabeth Moss still a scientologist? Mm hmm. Yes.
Did you see on.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
Somebody posted like there's this guy who posts bathrooms like
where the ship in like l A and public he
posts a yeah, he posted the Scientology Celebrities Center.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
No. Wow, I sounds so complicated right now. It's the
case you need to know. Go on the third floor.
It's quiet and peaceful.

Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
After we passed that science after we pass the center
in LA. And I'm not talking about the Celebrity Center
because that shit is creepy on a different level. But
the other one with the two lions outside, with the
eyes that moved, I could. I couldn't even go in
there to use the bathroom. I'd have to survive either.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
It makes me nervous, like when I have to go
over there because the hospital is over there, and so
if I have to go to like get like X
ray or like my medication.

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
Yeah, it is right. The main hospital. Yeah, it's just
like here.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
You'll go, and then they look like zombies as they're
walking around the area.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
Yeah no, no, let's take another break and headed for
season for episode three, Claude.

Speaker 8 (01:21:01):
After these messages will be right back.

Speaker 5 (01:21:11):
Imagine how dumbfounded I was when she started to throw
them like frisbees into the hot, humid air, when every
single plate had shattered. In two thousands, and.

Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
We're back.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
We're covering season six, episode three of Hey May's Tale.

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
Let's continue on.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
So in episode six oh three, May Day has been
trapped in No band's land for four days because the
military operation got wind and trapped it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:09):
M hm, command, Oh go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Mark tells June the updates, and she's flipping out, like
now that she's at the embassy, like what do I do?

Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
How can I help? And all that stuff. So, yeah,
she did.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
She June didn't know anything about New Bethlehem. She had
no idea about New Bethlehem. And Tuelo tells her not
only about New Bethlehem, but Serena's returned to her high Hoist,
which of course June is not at all surprised about.
She's just mildly amused because this is right on brand.

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So then we so then we get this German and
we're back in New Bethlehem. We get this German diplomat
man person and he's introduced by Commander get Out, who
then you know, has to leave to go somewhere, and
he tells Nick or Commander Spice where June is. He's

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so I'm assuming that he works for Mayday as well, the.

Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
University's or he's in works with the United States or
Canadian government, because there's only there's only but so that
that mission is so covert, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
I know, but he was there from Germany because that's
how he was interested.

Speaker 4 (01:23:38):
Which means so Mark had to Mark had to set
that up to let them know where June was because
may Day wouldn't know. Okay, I could, I.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
Just wasn't sure what side he was on to tell
to tell you know, Nick where June was. But he
gets the message to him. She's at mile Marker seventeen.
They have this read and then she tells him about
Bluke and Pousse and that she needs his help. So

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Commander Spice is like, this is very risky and basically
you always get me caught up in some shit but
I'm gonna do it because I love your Hollywood. So
of course this brave bitch wants to go on the
quest to go retrieve Bluke in pousse, and of course
he feeds in because he's a cup. Meanwhile, Commander get

(01:24:31):
Out visits Serena's. He visits Serena, and he is crunked
for Christ for the day. Okay, this is the day.
They're getting ready to put New Bethlehem on the on
the map. They're getting ready to have an open house. Okay, well,
go ahead about your business. They're about to have an
open house and you know, try to get people back

(01:24:55):
repatriari repair what do they say, repatriot whatever. They want
niggas to come back and live.

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
God damn.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
So anyway, Commander get Out gets to Serena's in New Bethlehem,
her new house, which you said was cute and I said,
looks like Connecticut. And he is ready for the day.
He's ready to seize the day. They are getting ready
to put New Bethlehem out there for niggas to come
and be a part again. Now back to our conversation

(01:25:23):
from a few moments ago, where Serena is realizing that
this Nigga doesn't know Christ from a can of paint,
and neither does her old homegirl Naomi. So she's testing
his biblical and spiritual knowledge by throwing Bible quotes out
there as if they are just sentences.

Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
Quotes from books.

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
And she's like, I don't feel God in you.

Speaker 4 (01:25:50):
He's like, oh, yeah, no, he's everywhere. What you mean this,
Nigga starts.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
He starts reciting her prayer from last night.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Yeah, he's up here doing stick. And she's like, oh
my god, oh my god. These people don't know God
at all at all. I'm the only true Christian here. Yeah,
this is why I'm here to save and heal everybody,
because she thoroughly believes that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
But then he he lightly, he lightly starts revealing his
guilt for essentially breaking the country, because she's like, what
the fuck are you doing this for? If you don't
know who God is? Like, cut the shit, the guy.
I know at this point, you don't know God, So
what is all this for? And he's like, I feel guilty.

(01:26:41):
This shit is a mess and I am a great, giant,
fifty percent component of it alongside you. So I feel
crazy about that and I want to fix it mean,
why yell aunt Lydia trench bull to God is back?

Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
Okay, yeah the bitch and down the God.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
Okay in some asylum looking warehousey building where the Martha's
faces are covered, and then we go into a what
end the fuck is going on outside?

Speaker 4 (01:27:18):
You gotta catch a check yours to this and that?
What's happening? I got rid of it. Oh good, Yeah,
I got rid of it a while ago.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
I think, well, first of all, it was getting on
my nerves because it wanted me. Oh wait, no, I
didn't get rid of it. I just don't get the
notifications anymore. Let me see report of food left on stove.
And oh, that's why it sounds so close. Somebody locked
themselves out of their apartment and left food on the stove.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
Oh yikes.

Speaker 4 (01:27:57):
That's why you should not leave your stoves unattended.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
When I tell you, the main thing I do when
I leave the house every single time is I make
sure that the space heaters are not on. There's no
candles or incense or anything burning. And I'll always make
sure not only that the stove is not on, but
that the gas doesn't like nobody's accidentally hit a knob
or anything. I'm like, I just don't want but you see,

(01:28:21):
when you have a niggas around you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
I was watching Fail Army and there's this video of
this dog who they put a pizza box on the
stove and they had a gas stove because the dog
was trying to get pizza. So clearly the dog was
trying to like get to the box, turn the knob
and the fire. Oh set the pizza box on fire?

Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
Was everythingboudy? Okay, yeah, I guess so. Because I'd posted enough.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
To I thought you were want to say, the dog
hit the gas, the fire didn't start, but the carbon
monox i killed everybody in the house.

Speaker 4 (01:28:56):
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's why. That's why I
thought you were.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Anyway, So, so Lydia's back and we are now in
the whorehouse Jesbell of the Justice. Okay, which, so they
got rooms at esp Bell's a it's a brothel, yeah, okay,
all right. Initially I was like, what's it. It's a brothel,

(01:29:27):
strip club. But I was like, there's no main stage.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
Yeah, ain't nobody performing, right.

Speaker 4 (01:29:37):
There's no show.

Speaker 13 (01:29:38):
There's a show, but there's no show.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
Now this remember last time Aunt Lydia to God, got
knocked out because she was trying to defend the girls.
Remember Aunt Lydia's take on all of this is she's
like a more extreme version of Missus Pots back at
the Mountain Zion Church. Lydia doesn't necessarily she does believe

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in Gilead, but she believes in Gilead for all of
the evangelical extreme. She believes what it was supposed to be,
what it was supposed to, what it was intended for,
even though even that is a problem, that was a
problem too, But she actually does quote unquote care about
the girls and care about those who were in her

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like she her aim was never to abuse them in malice.
I'm not trying to make excuses for this lady, but
we are trying to provide contexts. But anyway, so she's
there to essentially rescue Janine, the one Eyed Jack from
Le Jazabelle and all of her girls who she had
her care before, because she's like, this place is is

(01:30:52):
a dinitt of iniquity, Like this is sin. Why are
you all here? Why is anybody here? There are no
niggas here? What is this place? Yeah, baby, it's fawning
nukes Okay, this is wrong. This is wrong. You are
a horse. You cannot do this. So, you know, I

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love how Janina's gets She's like, bitch, you the only
ones still think this is about God.

Speaker 4 (01:31:19):
Don't nobody else?

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
That ship is sound. She's like, baby, the ship was
never here. It was a mirage. We in the desert. Okay,
nobody here is concerned with God. Oh and Lydia's mind
is blown. She is nuke spawned. She cannot comprehend this.

Speaker 4 (01:31:39):
Ideas are in the mud.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
But yeah, yeah, they always have been.

Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
Baby.

Speaker 5 (01:31:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:31:46):
Hello, you're a part of keeping part of keeping him there.
You're a part of the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
Meanwhile, it's you know, one short day in fucking Pleasantville
and Serena Joy Ruby Frankie is just walking down minding
her business and here comes Commander Wharton m hm. And
you know, he's been trying to like sprinkle some like

(01:32:15):
you know, romantic m h feelings her ways, and she's
kind of like you, Yeah, I guess, I don't know.
She's still like I don't really want a man like that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
Yeah, yeah, lonely. She told Commanda get out, well, hold on,
she told Comanda get out earlier, which we forgot to mention.
She was like, when she was hesitant about coming back
to New Bethlehem, Oh, well, I don't want to come
back because I'm gonna be forced to get married again.

Speaker 4 (01:32:47):
And we all know anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
So she's like, I'm gonna be forced to get married again,
and I just don't want that life for me anymore.
And he's like, no, no, not New Bethlehem. You can read,
you can write, you can own a business, you can
be a single lady.

Speaker 4 (01:33:00):
Throw your hands up.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
So yes, but I think I think she's a little
bit intrigued with Will Gardner.

Speaker 4 (01:33:08):
And I think also.

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
She reckoned because she has never lost that thirst for power,
and now it's back in full effect. She recognizes the
benefit of maybe a nigga being by her side and
her obtaining more power and getting more things accomplished that
she wants to. That's just my own takeaway. I you know,

(01:33:32):
they didn't say that, but.

Speaker 2 (01:33:34):
She is quite the opportunist, so I wouldn't be you
know what I mean, I kind of see that happening.

Speaker 4 (01:33:42):
Yeah, So.

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
June, June and Commander Spice get to a water an
abandoned water park, which is where may Day is abandoned.
Is stranded, they get word that Bluke and uh who say,
might be in the gift shop. And when I tell
you I knew it about carnivals, I knew it about
amusement parks. I guess I just didn't even think about

(01:34:08):
water parks under the same umbrella. An abandoned water park
is a creepy s It's a creepy.

Speaker 4 (01:34:17):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:34:18):
So I used to think like abandoned malls are creepy
because they are.

Speaker 4 (01:34:26):
Yeah, And so.

Speaker 2 (01:34:28):
The reason why because I was watching the news and
Palaces high School because it got burnt down to the
fucking fires. They're turning and abandoned Sears into a high school.
And I was like, that's so interesting. But I'm also like,
that's real creepy. There no windows and no fucking Sears
at a mall, you know what I mean. Sears did

(01:34:50):
not have windows, So y'all just gonna be at school,
no windows, windowless.

Speaker 14 (01:34:59):
This once it was a Sears and Roebucks store here
in Santa Monica, but it is now getting a new
life and being transformed into Polisage Charter High School's new campus.
Welcome to the first day of school practicing for the
big revealed.

Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
Just one was Noah, one of the the SIUs all
department stores high windows. No, no, no, I know, no, no,
I'm it's still Sieous still around.

Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
Not really. I know there's one here in Burbank.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
And you know we had one but it closed a
couple a few years closed.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
Yeah, they're all but like maybe there's like twelve maybe
twelve and no.

Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
No, it might be one of the last generations to
go to SEUs because I literally have a baby a
video of her when she was like one one and
a half dancing to some reggae gospel in SEUs.

Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
Yeah, we went to Sears, uh maybe two years ago
just for shits and giggles, because I was like, why
is there Sears in La at all places?

Speaker 4 (01:36:06):
Pathetical? La stop growing in ninety.

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
Four exactly, it's ninety seven, girl, give him that a
few brick and mortars. As of December twenty twenty four,
there are eight Seers locations remaining in the United States
and one in Puerto Rico.

Speaker 4 (01:36:24):
I bet you that one is popping. You know it is.

Speaker 1 (01:36:28):
Well, that's because they'd be trying to keep it there.
Ain't give him no target or nothing, so they like
will give you a sears.

Speaker 4 (01:36:36):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:36:37):
Oh wait, yeah, I was shut down, and I thought
they weren't going to be able to change the outside
of it because I thought it was a landmark. But
I don't know if that's true anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:36:47):
So they're at this wat at.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
This creepy ass fucking water park, looking for Bluke and Pousse,
and he tells her about his visit to her in
the hospital. Remember he showed up up to the hospital
when she got run over, back and forth, front and
back by that maga Canadian, and he kind of told
her why he's playing both sides. It's because of her.

(01:37:10):
And I'm gonna be honest with you. This unrequited love
bullshit is getting.

Speaker 4 (01:37:13):
On my nerves. I gotta can I be? Can I
be misogynists for a little bit? Sure? Why not? Or
Alpha Male?

Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
Other podcasts do it? Why can't we?

Speaker 4 (01:37:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
I love it both paus pause no, homo, yeah, those things, because.

Speaker 5 (01:37:37):
I'm like.

Speaker 4 (01:37:40):
Grow up, like like you know what I mean, Like
you doing all this, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
I do this for you, this for this, but you
don't want me, you don't love me, But I've always
did this for you.

Speaker 4 (01:37:52):
I saved your husband for you. I saved your child
for you.

Speaker 2 (01:37:55):
Now you saved our child, our child, like, but you
did save her, Nigga place, but I and I do
this for you.

Speaker 4 (01:38:03):
And I'm just like, when is this emotional? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:38:11):
We could just strip it all to the easiest, like
you mother of my my child's you know what I mean.
You're like you're my child's mother or I love you,
but like all this mellow dramatics, like we are under
siege right now, you try to cry, like when the
soul Sea was happening, I was like, are you crying?

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:38:31):
I hate I hate it. Will they won't? They ask? Storyline? Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:38:36):
And what I meant about misology is that I hate
when like we want to make the man sensitive because
we want to make him, you know, like palatable for women.

Speaker 4 (01:38:47):
So he's such a caring, loving guy.

Speaker 1 (01:38:49):
And I feel, like Elizabeth mar said, I'm not about
to be playing no crying ass bitch. I don't know
where all of a sudden, so make that nigga good good.

Speaker 4 (01:39:00):
Put that in my contact in my contract.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
Meanwhile, Bluke and Pousse are on their mission in the
gift shop and Blue Baby because he feels like he
got something to prove and I'm tired of it. I'm like,
are you in that flicidity.

Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
He's like he has he has real like, yes, flicidity.
That's the proper words. Sick of his emotional erectile dysfunction
because exactly what it is, because he is so mad
that he could get it up to save his family
and he's turned into it and sell because when because June.

Speaker 1 (01:39:43):
Almost got grat by him when she came into the
gift shop.

Speaker 4 (01:39:46):
Because this nigga is too reckless.

Speaker 2 (01:39:50):
Because he has something to prove and it would have
been And what pisses me off about Bluke is the
fact I would have rather have been completely ineffective and
stay at home because he has compromised so many things.
And like it's bad enough that that offered had to

(01:40:11):
focus on fucking Blanta, right, Like I get she's never
going to let that go, even though I feel like
she should.

Speaker 4 (01:40:17):
But she's never going to let that go. Get that.
But you, sir, this.

Speaker 1 (01:40:23):
Is why they let him be free early because he
was ineffective.

Speaker 4 (01:40:27):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like, be effective in.

Speaker 1 (01:40:31):
The ways it raised my raised me and my niggas
child make up pancakes, you know, what I'm saying, and
live in a non romantic domestic partnership with pouse like
you was born to do.

Speaker 4 (01:40:47):
Yeah, until I come home rita.

Speaker 1 (01:40:51):
Right in tt Rita, So Bluke, And this is when
I had this realization. I was like, oh shit, they
haven't met. This is their first time meeting. Bluke and
Commander Spice meet for the first time, this is their
first their first link up. I looked at her. I said,

(01:41:13):
you better thank that man for taking care of your child.

Speaker 4 (01:41:15):
Falling okay, okay, okay, like everybody's giving me.

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
Okay, thank him in his eyes for fucking on his
bitch and taking care of his child. Can you imagine
thank you for your bitches, pussy and thank you, thank
you for taking care of my offspring.

Speaker 4 (01:41:38):
It would have been like Ray and Luke.

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
It would have been like right, it would have been
like great. So then as they are leaving, of course
we've got to get some drama. Some eyes pop up
on some Oh what's going on? Oh I'm you know.
I had to trap these niggas because they are they
are wilding, and they were like, okay, so we're gonna
go reported then if you're gonna handle it, we have

(01:42:02):
to go report it and grut the eyes. The eyes
get shot down. Oh mama, mama, mama, I just shot
a man down.

Speaker 5 (01:42:14):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
I was irritated with June in this moment because she's
looking all shocked and stupid, like she ain't never seen
nine hundred niggas die before in the last five years,
or however.

Speaker 4 (01:42:24):
She like she's never done this before.

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
Like, bitch, haven't you shot multiple people by now?

Speaker 4 (01:42:30):
She's got more bodies than anybody on this cast, And
she was really up there like, oh my god, goo fought.

Speaker 2 (01:42:39):
Yes, yes, are you selling it because you wish your
nigga and you gotta be demure or whatever the fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:42:46):
Or like, bitch, is you trying to go back to
the block or now exactly?

Speaker 2 (01:42:51):
Meanwhile, back at New New Balance, the dignitaries are grilling.

Speaker 4 (01:43:01):
They're grilling.

Speaker 2 (01:43:03):
Commander get out, like you know, yeah, you've built a
little new nice community, but your politics still sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:43:11):
So you all got to prove to us you still
hate all children.

Speaker 2 (01:43:16):
Yes, And in the middle of him getting cut up,
here comes Ruby Frankie and she cuts a fierce promo
and she's like, I was a victim and I got
out the mud, real bootstraps type tea.

Speaker 1 (01:43:32):
Right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:43:35):
And so the weird dignitaries like they rolled out her
baby and the weird dignitary women are like fawning over
a baby, which I hated because I'm like, that's super
stereotypical he.

Speaker 1 (01:43:45):
And then they had that black lady hold on that
baby the most, which I really yes.

Speaker 4 (01:43:49):
All night, I was like, what happened to all.

Speaker 1 (01:43:52):
This energy from literally like three minutes ago where y'all
was calling them out for sexually assaulting these women for
the past several years and creating a system of complete oppression,
like all of a sudden, and then they brought up
the Hague. They were like, okay, well we will approve
this as long as the Hague overseas. But I said, now, pause,
hold on, hold on. The Haigue ain't never.

Speaker 4 (01:44:15):
The Hague.

Speaker 1 (01:44:16):
Ain't doing shit for what they need to be doing
shit for. But that was just me. I was like,
this is a TV show, Jake to remind myself, and
Will Gardner is trying to push up on Serena so that.

Speaker 4 (01:44:30):
They can be the new power couple.

Speaker 2 (01:44:33):
Now they are letting the jokes fly the season with
Naobi and the biggerest better line. I was like, oh,
this is the final season. We're just being loose here.

Speaker 4 (01:44:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:44:46):
However, Warton does make a case like new Balance is
cool when we got down, but we don't want to
expand too fast because it's exactly what happened with gillyad one.

Speaker 1 (01:44:57):
Mm and that's how we lost control, right.

Speaker 2 (01:45:00):
And so everybody leaves. However, a Lydia is still at
Commander Gettout's house and she is pleading, begging and pleading
for Janine's freedom from you know.

Speaker 13 (01:45:14):
The did of depravity, little whorehouse and.

Speaker 1 (01:45:25):
Hy wait, I would tell you were a holland. This
was not meant to be a comedic line at all.
But she is pleaded, like ex he said, she is
begging and pleading and walls sliding to get these women
out of this iniquity. And he's like, no, they're used,

(01:45:48):
they're used goods like they're no good. They can't come here,
which is we already know is another problematic you all
did this to them. But regardless, she said, why could
they not becoming cotto women in that environment?

Speaker 4 (01:46:06):
I was like, womenko women basic?

Speaker 1 (01:46:13):
Why can't they become caughta women in that newvirement.

Speaker 4 (01:46:19):
Woo. That cracked me up. Oh, Laomi was like, hell
Na Janine was disrespectful. I don't like her.

Speaker 2 (01:46:28):
She could rot there, and Lawrence was kind of like,
well you know you heard the lady.

Speaker 1 (01:46:33):
Yeah, I think I want to say Naomi through a
true like fuck that bitch out there, like maybe babo. Meanwhile,
back on the Canadian side of things, Tuela is putting
his dick on the table and tells Spice to make
sure that he answers that phone the next time. He's like,
don't make don't it ain't gonna be June if you

(01:46:55):
don't answer that phone. I'm about to snitch your ass out.
And they continue on with that stupid fucking will they want,
they bullshit with this, with this stupid goodbye, and then.

Speaker 4 (01:47:08):
That was that. Yeah, he was crying, and shit, I
was just like.

Speaker 1 (01:47:15):
Oh god, Nick, he's not gonna love his new child
like it's so much.

Speaker 4 (01:47:20):
No, but that could cluse.

Speaker 2 (01:47:23):
The first three episodes of The Handmaid's Tale Season six
you can find here for free on YouTube, or for
free here on Patreon.

Speaker 4 (01:47:33):
You can.

Speaker 2 (01:47:36):
Listen in here subsequent episodes on YouTube, I mean on
Patreon because it would be on patreot only, but you
can catch our other recaps. We started at season three
I believe, so three through five you can catch on
YouTube for free. Yeah so yeah, check the description box fever.

(01:47:59):
You're listening for dates and all that good stuff and
until next time friends.

Speaker 4 (01:48:02):
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