Festivus

This week, we celebrate #Festivus with all of you!

Happy Holidays, everyone!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boyson. Girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see
something strange? Come with us and you will see this
our town of Halloween. This is Halloween. This is Halloween.
Pumpkin scream in the dead of night. This is Halloween.
Everybody make a scene to a treat till the neighbor's

(00:21):
gonna die. Uphright, it's our town. Everybody's screaming in this
town of Halloween.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'm a teeth ground shop and o ng Fred, I'm like,
are you my heir? This is Halloween. This is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. Hello,
in this town we call home. Everyone held to the

(00:49):
pumpkins song. Whoa ha ha whoa ha ha whoa ha
ha ha ha ha or ha ha or ha ha ha.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
You keep going, Happy festiv Us.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Everyone boo poo poo poo, Happy fest of Us. I
know it's a specific day. I want to say it's
December twenty first, but it's not December twenty first. We're
celebrating on our own time.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Oh yeah, yes, Hopefully you all are having a safe
and wonderful holiday, or if you're not celebrating the holiday,
we hope you're having a safe and wonderful and warm
week wherever you are, and hopefully you have either good
food or you're loved on, or you find some way
to get loved on, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
And if your week is too warm, then we hope
that you're talking too at least one person about climate change.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yes, yes, plague me. We have a very special episode
for you planned. You know, by the time you're listening
to this, Jade and I are on a break. However,
doesn't mean the main stages or Patreon is. We are

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deep in holiday watches and holiday programming, So go down
to the Patreon and our YouTube and give it a go.
But today let's just jump right in. We don't need
to do anything special. It's a special episode, you know.
The voicemails are back, friends.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
I'm so excited to hear from you all.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Hello, nothing, it's.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
A cod from my dad. What is it, dear son?
Happy Festivus. Yes, so we have grievances, you all have
grievances that we're gonna listen to them all and shure
them all, because that's what Festivus is all about, letting
the hate out your heart. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

(03:24):
So let's pay some bills as usual, I'll have to
do that each and every week. Please tell a friend,
tell a friend that we are here anywhere you get
your podcasts. In the new year, there will be a
new look. We might be even more everywhere in your
faces soon. But yes, share it really helps us out.

(03:49):
Make sure you join us on Patreon, where the True
Mess lives. We didn't keep you hanging this holiday season.
We have something new every week, and on top of
new episodes and all that good stuff, subscribe to us
on YouTube and won't be hanging either during the break.
We have some new stuff coming over there, just to

(04:11):
keep you going through the holiday season. You know, it's
nice to have friends like us, you know, like toot.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Your own fucking horror.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Why don't you Oh yeah, I mean, b be listen.
I know that every nobody else is doing it. Everybody
else is on a damn break.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
You know, because what's gonna happen is I'm gonna turn
my app one and there will be no new episode
of Elsbeth, Mattlocke or Ghosts. And while I understand we
are all on a vacation, that's gonna hurt my feelings.
So we wanted to make sure that you didn't open
your app and your feelings.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Sure mm hmm, even wrestling pre records, but they still
be on.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
So and even when we record, you know, sometimes niggas
back like we'd haven't.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
So, yeah, that's so strange. That's my first I wish
I could say that we did a No, we did
not like we oh we recorded off we won? Yeah, exactly.
So with that being said, thanks and thanks for just
being with us all year. And let's take a break

(05:25):
and we'll be back celebrating the most hateful time of
the year.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Fest this the most hateful time of the.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Hit it Claude.

Speaker 6 (05:38):
After these messages, will be right back.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Christmas went to buy a dog my son. I reached
the last one I had, but show did another man.
As I rained blows upon him, I realized that had
to be another way. What happened to the dall? It
was destroyed. Hey, everybody, welcome back. So today let's let's

(06:14):
listen to some voicemails. Let's start with let's start with
you all. We got some now they have not been
edited for content, so we're gonna just go for go. Go.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, we're going raw. Yeah, but if you go raw,
take prep. Make sure you all check out Mike, check
out my latest kit, my latest campaign with New York
States Department of Health, and run those numbers up. Leave
a comment.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Mm hmmmm hmmm. All right, are you ready?

Speaker 7 (06:53):
Okay, Hi, this is Crystal. I'm calling to air out
a grievance. I have been working in healthcare for over
twenty years and I need grown but adults to learn
about their health insurance. If you are over the age

(07:18):
of twenty five and are no longer on your parents'
health insurance, I need you to chat GPT, Google, ask Geeves,
ask your homeboy, ask the ladies at the front desk,
or better yet, call the little eight hundred number that's

(07:39):
listed on your insurance card and ask them all the
questions about your benefits. When you get a bill in amail,
your bill has a lot to do with your benefits.
Sometimes doctors don't always get it right. Sometimes coders don't
always get it right. But most of the time you

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have a bill because you have a little thing called
a deductible. And no matter if you went to the
doctor for five minutes or thirty five minutes, your deductible
is your responsibility and once that is met, you have
a little thing called an out of pocket maximum and

(08:23):
it might not be so little. Mine is in fact
five thousand dollars, So I don't take my ass to
the doctor outside of my annual physical or anything emergent
going on with me. Thank you and have a wonderful, safe,
happy holiday and a blessed new year.

Speaker 8 (08:43):
Well, thank you, Chris, Thank you, because when you talk
nice like that, you are extra med.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah, yeah, bigly.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Okay, yeah, extra set, big pissed. I'm like, who is
somebody came in there yelling about this seven hundred dollar
bill and didn't know why it.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Was and Crystal had to highlight and put her finger.
Another thing, which is, did you not read take my finger?
Take my fingers right here?

Speaker 1 (09:15):
She explained this seven times to one. Guess, Okay, she's
reached her fucking road. Yeah, and I also know she's
a woman of a particular nice nasty she said. She
even cursed, not one time. She even said grown but adults,
which is so fascinating you listen to this filthy ass show.

Speaker 9 (09:35):
But also I applauded. I applauded, Oh there was nothing
wrong here? No, no, yeah, I need y'all to google
in general. That's actually my first and.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Not be afraid to talk to people, accustomers. The least
you can do is say no, like you know what
I mean? Like or or are you just in that
you don't know how to ask the right questions or
you don't know how to ask a question because a
lot of people don't know how to ask questions.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
They don't, it's that social anxiety, and they would rather
chat with those fucking chat bots, which drive me crazy
because they send you the same fucking prompt over and
over again. I'm so irritated that I can't call a
company now and actually talk to somebody like that grinds
my gears. So yeah, don't be afraid to talk, especially

(10:20):
when it's to your benefit. You need to understand your
health insurance. Yes, and I know insurance is very confusing.
I didn't grow up with insurance. I didn't grow up
with health insurance. That's why my parents took three days
to take me to the doctor when I broke my arm.
They wanted to make sure it was actually broke.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Okay, we're going to move on. Enough of Jade's trauma,
the trab or it.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Wasn't the nineties.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Let's move on to.

Speaker 10 (11:00):
Y'all.

Speaker 11 (11:00):
This is Sasha, first time caller, longtime listener. I love
y'all's podcast has gotten me through so much through the years.
Y'all are funny and talking about nothing and the collection.
I'm leaving this voicemail in the celebration effectives for employers
who don't give a fuck about experience from a black woman.

(11:26):
I'm currently a therapist at an online therapy company, and
I am fucking tired. I'm also a good therapist, and
I need clients back to back to back about four
to five days a week, and I'm so fucking tired.
People are rightfully going through it, and so am I
hend me meaning to find another job, which I am. Employers,

(11:51):
I'm sick of not giving a fuck about people who
have good experience, who would bring more to the table
than scraps, and don't want to hire me.

Speaker 10 (12:02):
I'm so sick of it.

Speaker 11 (12:03):
Like I have the experience right here. Look at my resume.
Don't just use ats to go through it, actually look
at it. Actually set up an interview with me. Hear
what I'm saying, and I interview, Go back to my resume,
and fucking hire me for the pay that I fucking deserve. Yes,
you can do one hundred thousand dollars for me. I

(12:25):
am more than worth it, and you got it the
problem and you just.

Speaker 10 (12:31):
I'm so tired.

Speaker 11 (12:32):
I'm very tired. I'm still applying for jobs because I
definitely know I deserve better and I can do more
than just do one on one with clients. And I'm
actually looking more for non client facing roles because I
want to advance my career to do more and to
actually help people besides talking to them working with them

(12:53):
one on one facing. So Buffy's employers who don't see
the value in people, especially well educated being as black women,
like fuck it. I'm oh in my pronounces she and
her thank y'all so much for this. This was very helpful.

(13:14):
I will continue to be a listener on taking on
a funniest fuck. Thank you, and I hope you'll have
a rest and good happy holidays.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
So you know what I wanted this to be. I
wanted this to be therapeutic, right, get the hate out
of your heart because this year has been so fucked up,
my God, like like literally the most like it cause
beat all all of us, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (13:39):
I stepped on like this was like stepping on a
lego for three hundred and sixty five days.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yes, like everybody had their own personal Nagasaki nine to eleven. Well,
that's how awful this fucking year has been.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
I just got hot.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Oh god, I don't wait for you to react.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
It was a delayed reaction, and I'm like, why are
my armpits sweating all of a sudden not all over?
That was me and my delay and cognitives.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
I'm like, yeah, but that's what the year did.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
It did, And you know what, I'm really appreciated. I'm
appreciating so far, Like this is true Festivus because we
went from a non cussod to a cusser. Same energy though,
Like I like to hear the irritation voices.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Thompson say, immense irritation is my favorite.

Speaker 12 (14:44):
Like it's really bringing me a certain level of comfort
and joy, growing and joy. Yeah, and I'm wonderful and
I am irritated too, because you know, the the employers
these day. First of all, this AI that she was
talking about that they're using to filter the resumes is

(15:06):
so fucking ineffective.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
It it does not work, and you're losing out on amazing,
amazing candidates. I have friends like these are friends where
we be like, bitch, I don't even know what you do.
I just know you're qualified as motherfuck like it be
bitches that was vps and all kinds of directors and

(15:27):
shit in my friend group and are having trouble finding
jobs because of the systems that are in place, and
again because of a lack of appreciation for black women.
You know what I fucking wish. I wish that we
could create a planet and poof on you motherfuckers. And
when I say on you motherfuckers, I mean on niggas too.

(15:49):
I want it on all of you. I want black
women to fucking disappear so you all can see how
how horribly this world would have run. That's my fucking griefs.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
That's fair, that's fair. But yeah, and and you know,
being a black therapist is so such a challenge and
and everybody's like, agreed, friend, everybody's going the fuck through it,
and there's no support seeming like anything. Like I was
talking to Christian Huo Yo will meet at some point, yes,

(16:28):
And I was saying, you know, in this economy, I
may to go back to work, but I don't know
if I could actually go back to social work or
working in mental health. Yeah, and it's like a the
government doesn't believe that that's a thing. That's number one.
Number two because social work. We hate social and because

(16:52):
we hate work too. But I also people are so
broken in more ways than one that it seems futile
to even embark upon, Like what am I doing this for?
Because I'm gonna end up needing more mental health services

(17:16):
than I thought I would, you know, just as just generally,
you know, but anyhow, Yeah, I more hats off to
you those who are teachers are in helping professions, especially
in this holiday season this year, because y'all have been
fucked left and right too. You know, I hate it.

(17:44):
Let's go to the next one.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
I'm excited. I'm loving this so far. We're only two in.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yeah, we got a lot. Let's go.

Speaker 10 (17:55):
Okay, thank you. So my name is Shirley.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
I'm calling Okay, hold on Paus, Georgia.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
It was the last time we met Shirley. I met
her Shirley.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
This is new, but it's new. But no, it's not new.
It's new because it's old because new.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, and I.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Want to listen to anything that somebody named Shirley has
to say, yes, that's all. That was it.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
And there's no transcription on this thing, so I know
she has some heat and I also want to let
you know that she has a part too.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Oh okay, we got to listen to Shirley.

Speaker 13 (18:28):
Yeah, okay, thank you.

Speaker 10 (18:32):
So my name is Shirley. I'm calling from.

Speaker 14 (18:37):
Halla Couchee, Georgia.

Speaker 15 (18:38):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 10 (18:41):
I guess I have to air out one grievance. I
went through the most stupidest ship. Now. I had a
really good year this year, Like my year was so
good from January to May. He's a fucking with the doll,
do you hear me?

Speaker 13 (18:57):
I was working out.

Speaker 10 (18:59):
I was working you know what I'm saying, because the
juice is flow ween, like that's is going great. And
then I met a guy.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Oh guy, I just need we just need to react,
all right.

Speaker 10 (19:22):
Literally, my whole summer was spent liking said man came
out here all types of shit too, Halakuchi, Georgia, you know,
because he lived somewhere in Alaska. So we had a
great time all this other stuff.

Speaker 14 (19:36):
And then when he went.

Speaker 10 (19:37):
Back home, I was like, hmmm, it's given strange, Like
some feel really strange. So I have a conversation with him,
and he telling me like, oh, I'm just stressed about
money for my daughter's birthday. Oh you know what I'm saying, like, oh,
stressed about a day that comes the same time every
year is crazy. So I was just in my head,

(20:00):
I'm talking to friend.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah, damn, it's February again.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Got another birthday?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
I got another How many monies do we got her? Woo?
That was your That was a sign. And I don't
even know you probably had some signs right before that,
but that was a sign. If ever won on fire.

Speaker 14 (20:28):
Okay, take our kids.

Speaker 10 (20:30):
They like listening. The baby birthday coming around sometimes, shake
it stirstful, okay. And the baby was turning, turning another age,
so I was gonna tell you all the age, but
I don't.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Want to do that.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
That's fair. Fair.

Speaker 10 (20:44):
I'm just like, okay, so I'm still still off. All
of a sudden, he started doing poetry. He asked me
about Tony Morrison, and not to say that he couldn't right,
but it was just like, oh, okay. The next week,
I'm like, something still is not right. Let me have
another conversation with him. So I'm like, listen, I'm at

(21:07):
the crib with my chest height. I really have no
idea what the fuck is going on? Like, what's going
on with you? So he like, I love you, You're
my best friend. I don't want to lose you. I'm
just stressed all this other shit. So I'm like, okay,
let's just kind of take a week apart and we
come back to this and figure it out. Because baby

(21:29):
birthday was coming out. So the next day we texting
and the niggas don't tell me he bought a bag
of clothes. You bought a bag of clothes before the
baby birthday? A bag of clothes and the clothes wasn't
even before the baby summay' right. It was like, read
me along, I just do this too long and I'll

(21:50):
be dead if I see another check on your arm. Okay.
I have seen a TikTok a couple of days earlier,
and it was like, you got to look through that
nigga up. I have never even know the big mouth up.
I have never ever look through anybody.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Hold okay, wait, hold, okay, niggas are cheating through music apps.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Well, I heard you can message on Spotify, but she said, okay, wait,
I'm trying to Okay, wait, hold on, but I need
to hold on. We need a summary. Okay. So she
lives in Willacoochee, Georgia. The nigga lives elsewhere. I don't
know if that stood for something else.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
I'm gonna assume. Let's just say elsewhere.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Alaska, because these are weird things that are happening. Okay.
So the nigga has a daughter. Yeah, he was gonna come.
He was came with a bag of clothes. Was this
to your house?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
No, he gotta he called. He bought a bag of
clothes of buying clothes for the child, right, what do
you but he asked her for money?

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Copy okay, all right, keep going yeah, because he's crying broke, Okay,
go ahead.

Speaker 10 (23:12):
Okay. So I'm just finishing my story and then I'm
gonna get a buy of y'all here.

Speaker 13 (23:15):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (23:16):
So pretty much after that, I don't even know where
I left off at what happened. Oh TikTok was like, yeah, girl,
you gotta go through that nigga Apple Music followers. I
never thought to do nothing like that. So I went
through with Aple Music followers, and I saw that he
was following somebody knew. I go to her Instagram page,
whole page full of poetry. What the fuck is this?

(23:40):
I mean, excuseless, but what the bleep is?

Speaker 15 (23:43):
What the bleep?

Speaker 10 (23:46):
Him? And I'm like, are you talking with somebody new?
He like immediately no. I asked him again, like I'm
his damn mama, are you talking to somebody else?

Speaker 15 (23:56):
And he was like yeah, dude, I just didn't know.

Speaker 10 (24:02):
Listen the niggas said a whole bunch of nothing. I
tell him it's over, We're done, Release me, one, two three,
release me. I'm not doing this. Then the next day
I read a block in mo Apple Music because I
was just so distraught the night before, and that's how
they were making playlists for each other.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Oh hell, I'm blocking.

Speaker 10 (24:22):
Send him a message and I say, I don't, y'll Dodd,
I don't ever run into a man like you.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
You singing in the head.

Speaker 10 (24:28):
So I mean, I'm the healing right. That happened in September,
But it led such a nasty like taste in my mouth,
and I don't know. I guess the little healing that
I have done is that you gotta just show up.
You gotta just you know, show up, be nice, use discernment.

(24:50):
The first time music that ache. You gotta go. You
know what I'm saying, you gotta go. I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
but yeah, that's what I gotta say. I hope nothing
but the worst for him, Like I literally hope the way. Yeah,
that is really my sake. Poetry, nigga, you're.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Weird, Okay, so thank you, thank you. Surely he was
dealing with a nigga who writes poetry. Well that was
number one right there.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Just heard and that and that was sprung up on her.
She didn't, she was unaware of that at first.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
So you can follow people on music, I mean yes,
I follow.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, you can follow because people follow us.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
I didn't think about that as a.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
I didn't people use anything to fuck. That's crazy, crazy,
that's thought. It was weird for people cooking up through LinkedIn,
but niggas are hooking up through music apps.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Employees are horse.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
And I've always thought there should be a dating app
for music, like you know what I mean, because way
to connect is through music, but not like this.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Like exchange. Fans should find each other.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
They already have, they actually have.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
That was Twitter.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
That was shady. It was not you know that I
was being shaved.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
I'm a forward in Exchange.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Yeah, I was being shady, but but you a lot
of Ford Exchange fans on each other.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
They do, they do shout out to you in.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Friends.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
I love you guys. Okay, next, surely.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Yeah, let's do one more and then take a break.

Speaker 15 (26:59):
Okay, Hey there, this is Sarah.

Speaker 13 (27:07):
I just wanted to just let you guys know how
much I hate my boss. Her name is and she's
literally like the worst. She's super manipulative. Oh she's just like,
oh my god, like I've never seen somebody that just

(27:28):
like literally is just the most manipulive person ever.

Speaker 15 (27:32):
That's all I had to say.

Speaker 16 (27:33):
She sucks.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Well fuck.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
E no easy, s I don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
I don't fuck with manipulative people like that, and especially
in the workplace. Oh I don't like that because they
act like as their fucking company and it doesn't seem
like this.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Is not like the bitches who used to charge you
the extra money when they started charging it for the
sauces and McDonald's I have.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
I'm my oldest and I need to add that because
what what what you're not going to do? And this
is for like retail workers in general, right, Like I
you going above and beyond your job is not going
to get you fiscal solvency. Let me explain you. Chris

(28:30):
and I watched we watched local news stories because they're
a hoot, and we happened to, you know, watch Atlanta
local news because it's not however, actually no, this was
not at Atlanta. This was a Sacramento. This is in Arkansas, California.
There's this black woman who got robbed. She had a

(28:50):
she had a wig and wig installation and whatever salon
called like Baddie's rus or something, and then this lady
stole a wig. Yeah, but this lady was like having
a wig console, and she stole the wig during the
wig console and ran out the establishment. But the stylist

(29:13):
ran after her in crocs and like got to her
and got the wig back. But the lady was stupi
because she had up dropping her phone. So they ended
up finding her in pressing charges. But the thing is,
it's like, you don't know what these people could have,
did you know what I mean? Like you don't know anything?
Like or another story. I was watching Neighborhood Wars and

(29:36):
there was these it was like a gun shop and
unfortunately these three black men were attempting to rob the
gun shop so they get the guns that they run,
but of course the white people who worked there there
but of course right you know, they end up catching

(30:00):
one all of them. But it's also like they have
they stole your guns and ammunition. What makes you what?
At what point do you think this nigga might shoot me? Now?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Because if you are wild enough to rob a motherfucking
gun store.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
You're wild enough to shoot somebody.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Somebody's a whole group of somebodies. Yeah, you don't think
a gun store has security of the of the most
American kind. That's an group of people.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Securities on the wall.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
So I wouldn't like that. That's like that nigga. I
told you when me and Noah were in CBS and
it was it was the houseless person who was taking
a soap and I was like, uh huh, we we
look the other way. If somebody is taking basic necessities
they need first of all in general. But if somebody's
taking basic necessities, that's the system. And it was a

(30:57):
it was a black man who's wrestling this nigga in
the middle of CVS and I and that's when I
had to speak up and be like Are you fucking
serious right now? You know you don't make enough money
to be doing all of that, Like this is so
much fucking much. Get off this nigga who's taking so
if he needs soap, if he's stealing slopkill, he needs

(31:17):
fucking soap, y'all. Lock every goddamn thing up. People can't
afford fucking basic groceries, like go to hell, nigga, you
make twelve dollars an hour?

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Please hate I hate lost prevention energy, you know, hate hate.
I hate it.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
And you don't have to work out lost lost, No,
you don't. That's bitch with a clipboard energy, which I hate.
A bitch with a clip.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
I hate a bitch with a name.

Speaker 8 (31:43):
Brand clip Brandy and Mona Ye, Brandy and Monica, Me
and Crystal.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
When we we left the floor, I thought I said
this here. Maybe I said it on game. Maybe I
just told k Anyway, so many podas me and Crystal
leave the floor because we're like, you know, we see
that they're getting ready to go into the boy's mind,
and so it was like, I'm not getting caught down

(32:12):
here in this foolish inside. So we go up and
we're at the section at the top or whatever, and
here comes this nigga. It's not a I understand a
fire hazard, I understand safety measures, it's the way you
fucking talk to people. And this little light skinned nigga
comes whizzing by with his dick out of his pants,

(32:33):
talking about if you if you have tickets, then you
need to get to whatever seats those tickets are for.
If you don't, you need to go. Who the fuck
are you talking to? Like, who the fuck are you talking?
It's first of all, it's not that deep, but why
are you speaking to people like that? And I said
it to him. I was like, Yo, why the fuck
are you talking to me so aggressively? Like why are

(32:54):
you so fucking hostile? And he was like, I'm not
speaking aggressively, I'm just making no. You are speaking fucking
a ressively for no goddamn reason. The only reason I
met you with this fucking energy is because you talking
to people like there. You're goddamn fucking kids. Nigga, you
were swimming. You were swimming when I was a grown woman.
Don't fucking talk to me like that. So excuse me

(33:17):
on my period. So yeah, I hate a bitch with
a clipboard. I hate that I hate that. Yeah, yeah,
you just found out you was working this event yesterday. Like,
shut the.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Fuck up right right, kiss my ass. Let's take a
quick break and it's wonderful time. Well, yes, celebrating Festivus.
I should make this a free episode and post this
publicly and free.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
For everywhere everywhere, nigga, Let everybody get the hat out.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yes, yes, okay, very Christmas, A gift from Jaye to
next to free for everybody. Let's take a break, hit it, claude.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
After these messages, will be right back.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
But how of that a new holiday was born.

Speaker 15 (34:07):
A Festivus for the rest of us.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
That must have been some kind of song. They we're black,
Happy holidays, Happy Christmas, Hannah Quantica more importantly my.

Speaker 9 (34:32):
Hoom oh uh okay.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Right here, actually, yeah, let's see who's next.

Speaker 14 (34:54):
What's going on?

Speaker 15 (34:55):
Jade and x Steve, this is Joseph.

Speaker 14 (34:58):
I am calling for Washington.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
I up the them, know.

Speaker 14 (35:04):
Me as Joseph vave them in the agents of chaos
discord Like Jade, I am a newly minted forty year old.
I turned four back in July, and this is my
Festivus message because twenty twenty five you was a whole
ass nigga, and no nigga ever broke my heart the

(35:24):
way you broke my heart. And once December thirty first comes,
I need to never ever ever ever ever see your
ass ever ever ever ever ever again. So around this time,
back in twenty twenty four, I was just in a
really great place.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
You know.

Speaker 14 (35:44):
I had a full time job at a nonprofit and
I was also getting ready to mount my first podcast,
which was also giving me a check. So it was
like every week I was getting a full check.

Speaker 15 (35:57):
And twenty twenty four.

Speaker 14 (35:59):
Was just a wonderful year, and it was like I
just finally started to feel like I was getting somewhere
in life. And then they elected that man again, and
solely but surely just everything went to shit, to where
it's just like everything that I had this time last.

Speaker 15 (36:18):
Year I have lost.

Speaker 14 (36:19):
It's like that Speede. It's like that versu in Spheedee's
Rocket Love where it's like you dropped my black ass down.

Speaker 15 (36:30):
Has been from me.

Speaker 14 (36:32):
And it's like, you know, as a black person, as
a queer person, as a creative, as someone who worked
as a nonprofit, this year has just been a year
where I have just witnessed the adverse effects of the
Trump administration and it has just been a direct impact
on my life as just all the people that are

(36:53):
connected to We're just all struggling in some ways. And
I'm just like y'all really because it just voted for
that AKA from Howard.

Speaker 7 (37:03):
Y'all musically just voted for that lady, and.

Speaker 15 (37:07):
More comes in those.

Speaker 14 (37:09):
Things people to have to press her on. We as
a country would definitely be in a better state of
affairs than what we're in now, because it is seriously
a ship show of madness and mayhem. But even in
the madness and mayhem, I'm so thankful for Jaden XT.
I'm so thankful for getting grown with Chef Jaden, Doctor Kia.
I'm so thankful for the friend Zone which introduced me

(37:30):
to Jaden XD and getting grown because if I don't
laugh out loud no other time during the week, I
know I'm going to laugh out loud when I listen
to your podcast. Listen to your podcast is like is
my version of watching the Stories as an elder millennial
and James Courage with the news that you.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Cut off. Thank you, Joe, thank you Joseph. You know
I'm looking at this car because Doctor John sent us
a Christmas card of their husband, and you know, Doctor
John Paul talks a lot on their podcasts Black Fam
about like a lot of the stuff drying up for

(38:16):
queer creatives. I know, like a couple of years. I
think Chris Rogers is going to release it. But two
years ago we shot a juneteen special and back then
we were talking about things drying up for queer creatives,

(38:37):
like I think it was the panel was the me
and John Shah and Jimnica. Oh yes, yes, yeah, and yeah,
I think he's I think he decided to release it finally,
but but we had this conversation, an honest one about
how like we saw this even before mister was elected,
like things are drying up. People are tired of being

(38:59):
other so much that they're pulling money away because they see,
you know, they see what's ahead, and they're tired of
all this shit. They want to make things conservative again
because that's what people think that included them, you know
what I mean. And it's this whole fuckery of it

(39:20):
all sucks, especially for those who work in nonprofit too, right,
like you know, just taking title funds away left and
right or not even right, like he dangles shit like
a fucking carrot, you know, in front of hungry horses,
like I might take your federal funding away. And nobody
wants to live like that. Nobody should live like that.
Nobody should live like their livelihood is in the balance,

(39:46):
you know, because of one because of a couple of
people in government.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
And you know they they they've made the most money
that they've made in years this year, well.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
In government, which is crazy. See, that's got to be illegal.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
No, that is illegal. That is illegal. It is corrupt.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
And also I told you about this white girl that
I follow. She invests in all the stocks that Congress does,
and so she was able to purchase a home and
now her next thing is to she's buying a halfway house.
I think that's what it is.

Speaker 15 (40:22):
Good.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah, because she was because I I think she lived
in like a meth type of community and so like
a Eugene organ type. Oh yeah, okay, right, But still
the fact that she was like, I'm utilizing what they did,
I'm using my money for good.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Yeah, and I'm I all the ways stand with that.
That's actually a smart way of working within the system
that you are a part of. And you know, I
don't think we know people voted for him, but you
already know.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Yeah, let's move on to the next one.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
This message is for the triclin ass parents.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
She started like the baby.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Yeah, before the beat she said, fuck salutations, I'm coming immediately.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
I'm not mad. Get to the point.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
This message is for the triclin ass parents out there
that do not take care of their cares. So I
have a lot of money and to take the custodial
parents to court because you like to make delicious lies,
fallacious lives and makeup ship because you got nothing better
else to do but sit here and try to find

(41:43):
a way so that you can get in with the
male sapeens of the world.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Mm.

Speaker 10 (41:49):
Every bad fucking thing happens to you. I know you
are so fucking miserable.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
You have got to find stuff the better else. I
am so fucking that you took your ass to that
raggedy ass piece of the state cast fucking floor. I
hope you fuck off somewhere. It doesn't take someone for
it to five fucking years to finish highway school, and
you are blaming it on the kids that you do
not ever see that you can never I have sat

(42:17):
here and maintained and actually obtained a motherfucking undergraduate degree,
also maintain a full time ass job and currently obtaining
my master and doing full time class work that you
could never. But if you and that fucking ass orange
trump looking ass bitch, I hope y'all float the fuck
off from fuckingwear and find something better else to do.

(42:39):
And your fucking raggedy ass lawyer, if you call me
fucking articulate for no one's fucking dates again, I hope
that bitch comes with his shit all the fucking way
the next time you see me, and the next time
that you see here and you want to do mediation
with me, that you gotta come see me, and you
keep dodging me. Oh, you gotta come see about me

(42:59):
all motherfucking time. That's why you can never as you
stay here and you pay fucking victim about shit. Bitch
you've been getting invice and shit you stay hearing like
the pick and shoes, What the fuck you want to do?
The bitch, you can't kick and shoes when it fucking
comes to me or mine and my kid is always
and I mean fucking always going to be a motherfucking

(43:21):
priority so when it comes to protect the mine, I'm
going to do that. And if a motherfucker can't be
consistent in her motherfucking life, bitch, I will eliminate you.

Speaker 10 (43:29):
And I can't wait.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
And so all this courtship that you fucking initiated is eliminated,
and you sit there and you be a fuck.

Speaker 10 (43:38):
Ass miserable bitch ass nigga.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
I hope you guys a wonderful, blessed and a fucking
miserable ass holiday. As for you all, y'all keep doing
great things and being chaotic.

Speaker 7 (43:52):
Have a least one.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Thank you, queen. So I agree with I felt every
word of that. I assuming that this man or masculine
influence in your life as being trying to assert himself
in front of some white faces and decided to get
beside himself and forgot that he was who he was.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
It sounds like he got him a maggot lady too,
maggot partner mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
And I'm hop Florida State m h I hope he
ruled the day he was starting to fucking with you, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Like we wish all.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
You, you and your you and yours y'all are gonna
be all right. Yeah, more than we got.

Speaker 9 (44:34):
A chicken foot in the freezer for him, you know
what I mean? Yeah, a few things. Okay, I rolled
that nigga put it in the bag. Yeah, I'm glad
you got that off of you. You all are gonna
be all right. I'm glad you got that off your chest.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
And uh, we pray that they have the day, the days,
the life, the years that they deserve.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Yeah, next one, all right, this is fun.

Speaker 13 (45:02):
Next year, shade.

Speaker 16 (45:04):
I'm a desert.

Speaker 15 (45:05):
Person, okay.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Because Jimmnica and I were talking about desert people. She
was like, you know, desert people.

Speaker 9 (45:21):
I was like, yeah, okay, listen.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Oh you I mean, you can't help where you're from.
You know what?

Speaker 1 (45:34):
They know what it is, though, doesn't they know what
it is? I love when different elks of black know
what they are and where they come from.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
And black, I am self procssed California are weird. I
know that I am from California and we it's weird. However,
some of us just know how to mitigate a little
bit exactly.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
It's like Patagonia Black shout out to the young lady
who broke down Patagonia Blacks m hmm. Not to be
confused with half zips. Okay, continue on, Hey.

Speaker 16 (46:04):
Jda next year, this his Jade, I'm a desert person
from facis it is as bad as they say it is.
I just want to say I have not killed anyone
yet this year, and I want to be congratulated.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Congratulations.

Speaker 16 (46:22):
I thought about it, and I should have, could have
and would have, but something stopped me. It was probably
your weekly show. Happen to your agents?

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Well, Jade for sure about prison or she.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Just said I probably shouldn't so.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
You live in the desk. I know that. I know
there were several niggas who deserved yeah whatever.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
You know, what was that saying by Sinatra or whatever?
It's like that is the bodies, a whole bunch of
bodies being in the desert, like just as many bodies
as there's in the Hudson. I'm sure there's a sea
of people in the Mahave, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
And they got and hyenas and ships to eat them up.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
And yeah, cultures just kick it there just because it's
their club, you know.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
And the words of another musical, they had it coming,
they had it coming. Thanks, you know.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
I love a Chicago. Okay, let's move on.

Speaker 14 (47:36):
Yeah, Hi, this is from Texas.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
I am sitting at a bar right now, well, originally
from Guyana.

Speaker 7 (47:47):
I've been here for a.

Speaker 14 (47:49):
While and I have a grievance.

Speaker 17 (47:53):
My grievance is with this administration making it hard for
me to.

Speaker 14 (47:59):
See my beautif for cousins. I want that man out
of our bos.

Speaker 15 (48:04):
I hope that happens soon.

Speaker 7 (48:07):
But yeah, I'm this administration where pepul be away from
my family.

Speaker 14 (48:11):
But you know what, we're having a good time today.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
I know that.

Speaker 14 (48:14):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
I love y'all, hope all drinking peanut punch and eating
chicken curry. That's the only time I'll call it that
and bust up shot and listening to country music. I love,
I love people.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Yeah, I have something one of my grievances I would
like to share. Please, it's a two for one. But
ticket Master and venues have lost their fucking mind. Oh
it's nastydory, it's it's predatory, it's somehow racist. I'll get

(48:57):
to that in a second. Also, so venues are extremely
fat phobic, more so than ever because fat phobia is
a product of capital. Well in this regard, right, so
let me explain. So this year, I went to Crypto

(49:18):
for the first time. The Crypto Arena, which is used
to be staple center and stuff. Now I've heard they
have added more seats and stuff, and a lot of
arena has been doing this to maximize profits and stuff
like that. So I happened to go to a wrestling
event and I was seated next to someone who was

(49:43):
plus size. He was a bigger guy than I was.
I think I've told the story before, but it was
just uncomfortable because he was spilling over. I was even
I was spilling over. I'm not skinny, but I'm not
you know, I'm not as large as this gentleman was.
But I'm like, you know, if America has an obesity problem,

(50:06):
and if Americans aren't doing anything about it, and if
America is going to continue the path that we're on,
then I don't understand What's why wouldn't we accommodate the
people who are paying for these exorbitant amount of tickets?

Speaker 15 (50:25):
Right?

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Like, does America don't want fat people to exist?

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Exactly because it's anti capitalistic to be fed? But I
think it's also intendem with what you said, predatory, right,
because now, in order for us to enjoy things in life,
we have to subscribe to European ideals of whatever the fuck.

(50:53):
You know what I mean when people just and people
are healthy as fuck, and they're just bigger than these
liver of seats that they have provided for one thousand
fucking dollars, and I get it right, this is all luxury, right.
I'm coming from a place of privilege because motherfuckers don't
have to go to crypto or whatever the.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Fuck right, however, but you're not wrong. Also, if y'all
are gonna adopt some European or Eurocentric whatever the fucks,
then why don't you adopt all of it, including the
shit that's gonna work to our benefit, like not poisoning
our fucking food. How about that? Maybe offering some some
healthcare that's affordable. How about that. If you're gonna raise

(51:31):
taxes like they do in Europe, how about seeing where
the fuck the taxes fucking go. How about that?

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Yeah, they're never gonna do anything to make us healthy again,
because that's a lie, because that would be a direct
detect on the American medical system. Yeah, which is so
weird because RFK. You know, let's move.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
On not that, not that that loogie.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Oh actually, I have one more thing that's on my
list because that's in tandem store bought bread in twenty
twenty six. I am making a hard decision to no
longer purchase bread from a grocery store. The reason being

(52:22):
is that you and I know that bread only requires
five things bread, flour, water, ye, sugar, salt. But five. Yeah,

(52:42):
I bought uh you know, we we we're a we're
a bipredual household. You know, like I like a different
bread than he does. We might be pad bread jewel
if you will, right. However, so I had to buy.
I bought him the wheat bread that he likes or whatever.
But I'm looking at the ingredients because it just happened

(53:04):
to be on the back and I was just reading.
I was like, this.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Reads yeah, not this paragraph.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Like a doctor Bonner's uh pepper.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Yeah, that's too much.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
I'm like that's crazy, Like they so focused on all
these dyes and shit. I'm like, just focus, Like most
food don't need that many ingredients like it just mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
So look at this bread.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Yeah, like bread doesn't bread doesn't mold like that anymore. Oh,
like I had bread in here. I had left bread
in here from when we went the week for things
given came back. The suppost should have been expired, but nope.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
I get irritated when my when something molds in my house,
but then i get like instantly refreshed because I'm like, oh,
you're real. Yeah yeah, I'm trying to find this bread
at the Wegmans and I want to see.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Oh yeah, like friends, bread should only have five ingredients
like I.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Me and when you were talking, and we have the
same grievance. I fucking hate. I guess they're sold out
right now, so it's not even showing up. I don't
like sandwiches on on like sliced bread.

Speaker 10 (54:37):
Like.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
If it's a basic like you know, I'm going back
to fourth grade. I'm make a ham and cheese because
I'm just craving like a ham and cheese or a
bologna sandwich or something cool. But like if I'm having
a grown lady, you know what I'm saying, real titty sandwich,
Like it's got to be on a bread that matches
that a chibata, a role, a hero, you know what

(55:01):
I mean, Like it's got to be on something.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
This is why this is why I say we are
bibreduell or pan bread wal because I believe, I believe
that not every bread goes for everything exactly, yes, not however, No, however,
for me, sour dough is the closest to every day

(55:27):
bread for me, Like if you get a bull of
sour dough and then you can slice it that way,
that's fine. Like the other day I got a fringe
bag and that's how it was. We were eating. We
just have bread and butter did yesterday. But yeah, French, Yes,
I've been really into French food. But yes, uh not

(55:51):
all bread is created equal. Like a potato bun, right,
I could see why you would use that for a
burger or smash burger. But what I use a potato
button potato bread for grilled cheese.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Maybe not, I don't know, not a smashburger because sometimes
I guess, I guess you could a potato but it's turned.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Off bread, not like the Martin's bread. That's different. You
use potato bread exactly.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Say it again, and I'm a stud. Sandwich okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Butter and jelly either, because the potato impacts the flavor
contest of the peanut, butter and jelly.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Also, don't mind a potato bread or peanut butter and jelly.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Well, no, that's what I was saying. I don't like.
I don't like potato bread for peta and jelly because
it alters the taste I prefer. That's where I enjoy
estalis bread.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
I can do either that. It's interchangeable for me for
a peanut butter and jelly. But when I was a kid,
peanut butter and jelly can go anything. If we had
a leftover a hot dog mark, I was making a
peanut butter and jelly sand, you know what I mean,
or peanut whatever was available, peanut butter and syrup.

Speaker 18 (57:01):
Yeah, and while behind me this isn't even all of it.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Every type of bread.

Speaker 18 (57:06):
I've never gotten to sit and taste test bread ever
in my life until today.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
My dream's coming true, I told you.

Speaker 18 (57:13):
But then I was thinking, well, I can't just eat
the bread for you, guys, I know you.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Love right next one, let's take a break. I'll take
a break and we'll be back. Uh more festive us
for the rest of us. A very free episode here
with Jada Nixtyuh hit it, Claude.

Speaker 6 (57:31):
After these messages will be right back.

Speaker 8 (57:37):
I'm a fust of a seving one again, Miss Vennis.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
What are you doing here? Theamnest thing?

Speaker 6 (57:45):
Me and Charlie were calling to ask yeut and we
got this bagel place.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
I told them I was just about to see you.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
It's a festivus miracle. Ed, we're back. Yeah, listening to
your gripes and disgust. Uh. We have a couple more
and I have some agrievances, but.

Speaker 15 (58:18):
A happy festive is I love y'all. I can't say
my name because I'm about to tell you this story,
but Jay, I'll slew with that lady, you know, the
one who tried you on that flight.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Pause pause, Now fuck you, raggedy ass white bitch. I
fucking hate that bitch, and I wish the worst for
her and her fucking kids. If she don't have no
fucking kids, I wish the worst for her dog, her cat,
her fucking hamster, her neighbors, anybody fucking a Philly. If
you've ever smiled at this bitch, I wish the worst

(58:53):
for you. May you be constipated for the rest of
your goddamn day's bitch, I hope the doctor amputates your
goddamn big toes. You tried to lie on me and
get me put on a no fly list for some
whack ass racist shit bitch. I wish the worst for you.
I hope your toilet leaks all over your fucking bed.
You in great ass, bitch. I know your parents are related.

(59:16):
All right, go ahead, continue one, I want to restart this.

Speaker 15 (59:20):
Okay, Hey, Jden XD happy Festivus. I love y'all. I
can't say my name because I'm about to tell you
this story. But Jay, I flew with that lady, you know,
the one who tried you on that flight. Well, I

(59:41):
put two of two together and figured out it was her,
and I just happened to see that she was on
my crew list. Well, miss mama is when we landed,
she forgot to disarm her doors, so the slides was
still deployed. Pretty much anyway, what ended up happening We
got to the front of the aircraft and we realized
her doors are still armed. We were like, girl, did

(01:00:01):
you disarm your doors? That lady turned white as it ghos.
Long story. Sure, she disarmed her doors, but that was
the ancestors getting back to her, because that is a
no no in the aircraft world. Anybody will tell you anyway.
I love y'all. I just wanted to share that story
and let you know that the battery jew was coming
her way. Ah well, I.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Need to look this up. Disarm What does arm your
doors mean?

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Yeah? Her doors are still long?

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Oh I should have should have text Gordian.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
She forgot to dis Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
It's a critical safety instruction for the cabin crew to
deactivate the automatic deployment mechanism for the emergency evacuation slides.
Oh so if something happened at the place, she would
have killed everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Huh yep?

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Did you snitch on her though? Listening? Did you snitch
on her though? Did you tell on her?

Speaker 15 (01:01:03):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
I need written record, like I need us to start
compiling reports of American airlines. I know that bitch's living
room walls are all wood panels. I know her bedroom
has popcorn walls, and silly, I need a snitch on
that bitch. I want her life ruin. I'm praying all

(01:01:28):
the downfall prayers right now. My toes is pointing down,
my feet's is pointing down. My fingers is pointing down, bitch.
My teddies is pointing down, Bitch down for you bitch. Yeah,
thank you for sharing that with me. I love to
hear people getting what they deserve, and I hope she
gets more.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Yeah, I have one on my list. Wrestling has lost
its fucking mind now. It goes intendem with like the Ticketmaster,
things being so expensive, but they're getting so expensive and
the products is becoming more and more whack. I'm tired

(01:02:12):
of the head of Creative now being chummy with the
current President of the United States, and that's because his
mother in law is the Secretary of Education. I hate
the fact that they bury black talent over at the
bigger promotion and at the other promotion they have the

(01:02:34):
more famous black man lynching white people on television in chains.
By the way, I'm not being facetious, I'm being oh yeah,
hold on, what if you look up Swerve Strickland on
aw you could probably see him hanging a white man
with the chain several times. It has happened before you got

(01:02:58):
Rogers asked.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
No, no, I believe, But they just let this ship
fucking fly.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Every every Wednesdays at seven pm on TBS. I don't
watch that. I don't watch that particular promotion.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
So I haunt people, Yes, but the.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Reason why I say wrestling is lost his mind is
because we outside of that, it's you know, a lot
of wrestling is a is a microcosm of like what
or a sign of the times of what's going on.
And because the times in wrestling are like it's so

(01:03:37):
like diverse in things, it's just not indicative or or
it doesn't match of what's going on, it is becoming
it's becoming slowly unwatchable. Like even like the booking, the storylines,
Like the best storyline was with the Black Girls, with Naomi.
It was one of your cousins technically, but you know

(01:03:58):
what I mean, she got pregnant. Now she can't you know,
she can't perform. Bianca bell Air broke her fucking finger.
She can't put it down. So she'd been gone since WrestleMania,
so like, you know what I mean, Like it's just
been a lot of poor decisions rob wrestling. John Cena
lost his last match by this comes out two weeks ago.

(01:04:19):
He's no longer wrestling, and we knew he was retired.
We knew that was gonna be but but that was yeah,
but it's like they did it so poorly, and I
just I hate it all and I hope, I hope
Things Wrestling has lost its mind. Survivor has gotten super
whack too. I hate the fact that all the ship

(01:04:40):
that I love has gotten wag. Chris and I watched
a clip from by This eras the winner has been
announced already because I don't know, I don't know, but
it was just watching. I was like, oh, I know
they're going to catch you for next season because you
were like the personality, but you're really annoying and like
your game plate and then the gameplay was good. We

(01:05:00):
watched one tribal council where they sent a black man
home but he deserved to go home because he was violent.
But it was like, ah, ah, yes, you have to
revisit that. But AnyWho, let's move on to another voice.

(01:05:30):
What's up?

Speaker 15 (01:05:31):
What's up?

Speaker 14 (01:05:32):
Niggas?

Speaker 17 (01:05:33):
My name is Ashley, and I just wanted to air
out to that tale face snow Rodent who calls herself
a manager at the job I work, who was a
ball face cut faith home all the five years that
I've been there, intentionally maligning me, dehumanizing me, demigrating me,
and being the baldhead as she bitch that she is,

(01:05:53):
who's now been trying to suck ass and be considerate
and be kind the north. Remember, fuck you, fuck your
bug eye, fuck the stringy hair that you attached to
your head every morning in those Spallas fashions, and fuck
my dick. Thank you all, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Your easiest parents.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
That was a beautiful That was beautiful. That was like
a beautiful suburban clussot.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Mm hmmm, I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
That was nice.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Hell face snow roaded, I'm using, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Yeah, that's that's happening.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
That's h mmmm.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Next she got a string.

Speaker 19 (01:06:38):
From the desert again, and that specifically, I'm just pulling
because I just spent the last six hours with my ex,
who's a piece of ship but has the best of
all time.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
No, no, no, no, no, we can't. We can't. We
can't sliding Yeah we can. Yeah, no, we can't keep
repeating these cycles. Friends, A plastic one will do the

(01:07:15):
same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
You can take the wall, you can get a trunk,
you can take a shower. I just there's no need.
But let's let her get her jolly's off. She's living
in the desert and deserves such yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:07:30):
Fucking all night long.

Speaker 18 (01:07:32):
Like literally, if you saw me, it looked like it
just got like I just got my tracks out and
I'm like it tomorrow. But I want to say, just
fite of all of that, I love you all. And
everything you said about desert people is correct.

Speaker 14 (01:07:48):
We are crazy.

Speaker 19 (01:07:49):
I feel that we because we live.

Speaker 7 (01:07:51):
Right next to Area fifteen.

Speaker 19 (01:07:53):
There's a little bit of witchcraffery and alien this going on.

Speaker 7 (01:07:58):
We can never prove that.

Speaker 19 (01:08:00):
And the two of you have gotten me through.

Speaker 18 (01:08:06):
Since the pandemic heavily.

Speaker 11 (01:08:10):
I relied on Jade.

Speaker 16 (01:08:12):
Next and I just want to say I love you guys.

Speaker 14 (01:08:16):
And I don't know where.

Speaker 18 (01:08:17):
This is probably going to the ether.

Speaker 14 (01:08:18):
God only knows.

Speaker 18 (01:08:20):
I'll call you back when I've had.

Speaker 17 (01:08:22):
A couple of drinks.

Speaker 14 (01:08:24):
The three parts a three part series.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
So what do we.

Speaker 14 (01:08:29):
Desert people? The series?

Speaker 17 (01:08:33):
That's the word.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
People, the series didn't start drinking yet.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
And guess and guess what. Yeah, Actually, we should take
a break and when we come back, the last message
from Jade from the hit a cloud.

Speaker 6 (01:08:55):
After these messages will be right back.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of Graviness.
I got a lot of problems.

Speaker 11 (01:09:08):
With your people.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
You're gonna hear about it. Program My son tells me
your company stakes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Oh god, and we're back. What a wonderful, wonderful festivus.

Speaker 15 (01:09:30):
I have.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
A couple more of my person before we end. Everything
is have you noticed how sexual everything has gotten? And
I don't want to be approved. I'm not approved. I

(01:09:55):
I think you know, sexual exploration is important in things.
You know, let's talk about sex, baby, Let's talk about
all the good things and the bad things that maybe maybe,
but there's a lot of stuff out there that has
become like why does this need to be sexual? Like
like on Instagram where you see like these chefs sometimes

(01:10:16):
the male chefs, where it looks like they're fucking the dough.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
And like and they're making rolls and they're sticking the
thumb like they're about to give you anal. It's very easy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Yeah, yeah, But there's like a lot of like products
and things that are like leaning into that, like male horniness,
which is also like almost homo erotica. You know, since
we're on like since we're on like this heated rivalry,
you know, situation, white butt stuff, you know. But I

(01:10:55):
but yeah, broke Back Mountain. But they have this soap
called Smell My Load, and like the commercial go on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
No, no, nigga, because I don't want that ship. God
damn it.

Speaker 20 (01:11:20):
Smell my load? What has my wife been buying one
cup for the normal loads and then we got two
cups for those bigger loads. And it makes sense why
my clothes have been smelling so good. I'll leave the
link right down here and you might have those ten twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
It's it's shower. It's shower, Joe. But the way like
the commercials are, hey, the name smell my load, and
it like that's nasty man it Jesus like it's very
Everything is so overtly like homos.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Are you talking about a laundry detertion?

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
Yeah, you see it. Yeah, it's not like not shower
your body logitur smell and you see how it's overtly sextual.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
That brazilient passion Moroccan rose I noticed as white maid
to Haitian vanilla, Mauldavian palm.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
But yeah, everything is like hyper sexual and and I'm like,
that's so crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Hate you. I Also, there's no other fucking continent on here. Yeah,
I'm sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
My other issue is shrink flation, and we dealt with
that a lot this year shrink flation and yes, also
just tariffs in general. Right, like things have ruined, Capitalism
has ruined the experience for.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
Everything everything because tray at the coffee shop, it said it,
it set it on the screen, terriff fee.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
Right, its ruined the human experience for everybody. And because
of the fact that a lot of Americans can't read
or don't know what a terriff is. Forty million Americans,
you know, functionally illiterate, and I believe and obviously that's

(01:13:34):
by designed by design. E sees me who I'll never forget.
There was this Latino man who during the election, he
was like, terrifts are going to be a good thing. No,
this is what he was in the impression that the
other companies were like he didn't understand where who was
paying for this stuff, Where the other fees are coming.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
You don't want to understand because there's a lot of
fucking information out there where you can learn and it's
not a language barrier or whatever the fuck. You can
translate everything at this point. I can translate somebody in
Yugoslavian say it suck my dick on Instagram. You can
fucking translate to see what the fuck this shit stands for.
And I'm not feeling bad for you anymore crying ignorance.
I'm fucking not y'all made these fucking decisions. You voted

(01:14:16):
for this nigga, against your own interest, against our interests.
Go to fucking hell seven times, bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
That's my next issue. One issue voters, this is why
we got and I'll that's all. They'll stop there. But
I have one issue voters, and this is why we
got in the place that we're in. But I think
my last one on my list now I have two.
The other one was I hated that they interrupted Beyond

(01:14:44):
the Gates way too much this year, Like it was.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Like watching that New Edition movie.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Yeah, like damn, can we get like ah? And then
my very very last one personal one is what I
really hated was y'all, not you specifically, I listened to
this show, but like the collective y'all, and by that
I'm in like how the public handled Sean Combs's case.

(01:15:18):
It was reduced to being something extremely reductive and salacious,
silacious and homophobic, homophobic. You know. I hated the fact
that the public opinion removed the crux and things of

(01:15:43):
him being a horrible person and reduced everything to he
was fucking bodos with baby oil.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
Right down to it. Now, the children, like the children,
they hear. Obviously the children don't understand the cultural significance
of puff like with us because this is generational. But
the kids, the kids are aware of the baby oil
m hm. And it's like, I get it. It was.

(01:16:13):
It was one of those things where you hear for
five minutes and we were you know, everybody was.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Like, Okay, it's outlandish.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Yeah, it is. Thousands of bottles of baby oil is
crazy to hear. And also we must not forget that
this nigga is like.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
To his core, to his soul, a rotten individual.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
All the way inside and out. Janice too.

Speaker 15 (01:16:38):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
Shout out to Aliyah s King. She reported back a decade,
about fifteen years ago about whatever happened to Sean Combs
his father, and it was in print and she got
them to redo it for digital. So it's a very
interesting read. Both of his parents failed him.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Yeah, and he and he both his parents failed him
where he.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
I'm not giving I'm not excuses for him at all,
but I say not if you Yeah, he had he
was a bad seed and as well his parents are
bad people.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
I mean sometimes it skips a generation, sometimes heads straight
on through.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
Parents and kids got both got bad vibes.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
Yeah, which meant maybe the grandparents were the ones who
had scruples. Maybe it was the great grandparents.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
I don't know. You don't know. The linears just poisoned.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
And maybe they were the ones that gave us up.
You know what I'm saying. Perhaps maybe they were the
you know, Harriet would have shot you ones like, maybe
they were.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
You know all like David said, woman King situation.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
We're going to go on to Desert People, the series
apparently the news series created.

Speaker 8 (01:18:05):
By a chaos on the fly watching Watching my Dave's sake,
This is Desert Chaos by my name, say all right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
Let's see okay our final voice film.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
I'm still shocked he wasn't drunk in that last message system.
But again, maybe he was high off the desert fumes.

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
Yeah, and I agree. I knew we weren't wrong about
desert people.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
No, no, no, we rarely yeah, we'll say, oh my god, you.

Speaker 18 (01:18:35):
Guys, I'm calling you from the car. This is Jade
from from Nevada, Las Vegas. Again, I almost ran a
red light. I just I thought I meant to go straight,
but it was really red for a left. Now I'm
going returning and returning. I just wanted to say I

(01:18:56):
love you guys so much, and I'll probably call it
back again because I had fallen off the wagon completely.
And when I said I wasn't going to drink for
a couple of years, I was off. The wheel is
going around in circles. Do you know how you go
to look at Albertson's, I have that one basket that

(01:19:19):
the wheel isn't going round around in circles.

Speaker 17 (01:19:21):
And it is.

Speaker 19 (01:19:25):
Like, that's what I'm doing now.

Speaker 18 (01:19:27):
And I said it was listening to my last call,
but I'm probably gonna leave one more call to make
up for this call. And again I just want to say,
and you guys have got me through. Noah is gorgeous, obviously,
you know what I mean. Tell you that I've been
thinking about getting locks thanks to Jade, but I'm just
I'm not strong enough. I'm not strong enough. And how

(01:19:51):
I feel like people have received me with locks, even
though I have really great, amazing, bountiful hair, I don't
think locks.

Speaker 15 (01:19:58):
Are for me.

Speaker 7 (01:19:59):
I feel like lock.

Speaker 14 (01:20:00):
Maybe for the other.

Speaker 15 (01:20:04):
Let me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
Called aided ponytail.

Speaker 18 (01:20:10):
Grandmother or no, but my sad tired grandmother called me.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
I have no idea and that was the end of that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
Now, sister, if you drive like that again, I'm a
fucking kick g ass.

Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
Don't do that about at nine earlier this morning. You
called us this morning at six twenty seven this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
I don't know what kind of meteor man juice or
motherfucking Alex mac you know, slap your ex gut, but
do not let him make you that dizzy m You know,
her ponytail was loose also, you know, shoveled she was.
It was it around while she would leave.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
And I know you said you fell off the wagon, girl,
but it was worth it.

Speaker 17 (01:21:04):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Like you know now, I don't know if she meant
she didn't. Never she never said she was.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
She said when I she fell it off the wagon,
when she said she wasn't going to for a couple
of years.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
Oh well, you know, we we wish you whatever it
is that you need for the moment.

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
Yeah yeah, but you know we listen and we don't judge.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
That's so true, that's not true. I'm judging as do
get behind the will saw us please please don't do
that anything dangerous.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
AnyWho, what a what a way to end the episode.
I don't even know how to end. She took what
an epic way to end.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
She she's leaving us with with with desert energy.

Speaker 10 (01:22:03):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
That's actually that chaotic ass message was fitting for the
end of this chaotic ass.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
Yeah. I don't know what to say. I am I
hope you all had a wonderful holiday and we'll see
you all next week.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
Bye bye, Yes, we're moving on.