JADEPALOOZA

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
And there's something I can't give you in exchange for
everything you give to me. Read my mind and make
me feel just fine when I think my piece of
mind is out of it.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
The scales.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Sometimes I'm balless and you bear the weight of all
that has to be.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Hope. You see that you.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Can lean on me, and together we can comer storm.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Missy.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
We love so strong and I'm so selfishly. And I'll
tell you now that I'm made a vow I'll giving
you the best that I've got, baby, And I've made
a vow that I'll tell you now how boha how

(01:00):
wo haw wo ha ha wo ha whoa ha ha
whoo ha whoa ha ha ha.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Ha ha ha whoa how?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Whoa whoa oh ha ha.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Ha ho whoa?

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Whoa whoa.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Whoa ha ha wo haa ha whoa how whoa ha
ha whoo ha whoo ha whoa.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
Whoa ha ha ha whoa ha ha whoa whoa haw?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Wh Yes, everybody, Welcome back to another episode of Jade
n x D. So today we are this week we

(02:08):
are celebrating j teenth. Still, I just had an idea,
why don't we just put all together the juneteenth j
teenth episodes and have that be our gumbo episode for
the week.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
How about that? Yes, we've been you know, I'm not
a celebrated all month girl, but forty is. You know,
it's a big deal. So we just wanted to come
and chat with you all for a bit before we reprised.
And the very first j teenth was seven years ago,
before the pandemic, so life was very, very very different.

(02:47):
H and so yeah, you get a taste of then
a taste of probably pandemic J eighteenth and then wherever
the fuck we are now jteenth old version.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
So last week's.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Episode, yeah, yeah, you know, because that's where we live
in post Mortars.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
But it was a good I had my friend I have,
you know, on a positive note, my girlfriends through a
fantastic jimboree. I referenced you multiple times because Antonette came
and you know what is it called wax print, you know,

(03:30):
ankara print, long sleeve, long dress, and she had the dress.
She kept doing this dance and I was like, you
know that was that looked like it looked like you
you know, partying, you know, in the fields behind the
Big House. And she's like, well, that's just what the

(03:54):
stress calls for and I said, you know, XD did
say slaves have fun too. J. I was like, and
that's exactly what the fuck you look like right now
with this dance.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
My homegirl Maxtine on Black Blue Sky was talking about
there's an article where they're talking about how the young
people are partying less and less. Yeah, you know, and
she was talking about the importance of partying. And my
other homeboy Adam was talking about, you know, like we've

(04:29):
always partied, that's how we've gotten through. And the first
thing I thought about was, I don't.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Even remember what I said for you too, even but
that remains.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Find it.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
That might be one of my favorite top five moments
of recording this show ever in all of history, because
you're not incorrect, you know what I'm saying, and that
is not to be confused with these also those same
wayward non party and of people you're speaking about talking
about well maybe slavery was not that bad, or or

(05:09):
saying that you know it never existed ever, which is
it's that is insane. That is I was like, oh,
we are in a next level.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
You know what be a denier about, like I don't know,
like sitting bad being in a movie with like being
a genie, like you could be a denier of sure, right.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Like Santa Qunucopia was never in the fruity loops. You know,
we know it was.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
But there are some things that are factually Like why
people will tell you slavery existed because they're proud.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Of it until until until they you know, until it's
inconvenient for them, and then they're like, get.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Over yeah, and they quote Martin Luther King.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, and it wasn't me. I didn't do it.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah. That was one of my favorite times, and I
think about it one of my favorite times of recording.
Slaves had fun too. On top of the quief episode,
which I can't find.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
I don't know what that is totally. Yeah, Well that
that was foolish, is what that was. That was that
was foolish. That Quef your cup just queafed, actually right.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Right on tide, big Mormon Queef.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I should not still be, you know, giggling at quiefy
at this age.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
You know, you never stopped having giggles for twelve year olds, No.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
And I never want to stop. I realized it will
help us to live longer and prosper.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Jada next for those who think you you know exact
forever young.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
I want to be you know the uh the what
was about to say? The world is on fire, but
I I'll.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Spare Yeah, yeah, even more so than usual. So I'll
say to that before we get out of here is
quickly protect your neck and we'll see you all next week.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah, that's really long. In the short of that, bye.

Speaker 7 (07:28):
There's a stranger in my house. It took a out
a fig you around. There's the way you can be
who you say you are.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
You gotta be someone else because he wont to touch
me like that.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
Anyone want to treat.

Speaker 8 (07:48):
Me like you do?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
He want adorn me.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
He wouldn't adorn me. So I'm convinced there's a stranger
in my pop.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Tell me where we first guess?

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Tell me ahund my spot it tell me if I
lie love?

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Or could it be that the strangers me have I changed?

Speaker 7 (08:20):
Soldier stick me has a my mom for me until.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Remain changer in my house?

Speaker 7 (08:31):
It took a full the figure go figure out you
should be who to.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Say you are. You gotta be someone else because you
want to touch me like that and.

Speaker 8 (08:46):
Want to change I can do.

Speaker 9 (08:50):
He want a normy he want an ignomy, so I'm
convinced there's a stranger in my heart.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Hey, everybody, welcome back to the Blackest Show about Nothing.
It's Jane n x D. I am your host x D,
the Chuck d of Homosexuality aka Homer without a Pause
aka gay z a k A the g f e
y because negga wee what oh got hey? Aka Hoisha

(09:34):
aka Barbara streis Fag aka nineteen percent because every day
should have at least nineteen percent of me aka I'm
every woman because every woman. It's all in me.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Okay, I'm Jane aka La Signorita Problematic aka the Mary
Jane momy ak a your mom ak a Bobby no
Whitney where Oh my my mind, Mama, my mind?

Speaker 3 (10:12):
What it is? Jade of all Jades? And how is
your week? I feel like I haven't. I mean, I
saw you yes yesterday, but I feel like we haven't
recorded very long.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
We recorded last week.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
I know, it just feels. I think it's because of
that long weekend.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Oh yes, and I didn't see you over the long weekend.
Live has become.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Grown, I know, well, And the only reason why you
didn't see me over the weekend because I had tooth.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Oh, I have Micosa over the weekend. Micosa was the
last Micosa of the season. It was liddy liddy per
Us had a great time outide that one bitch. But
it's fine. I'm not gonna get her no more energy.
Um okay, yeah, oh, I didn't tell you, no, excuse me.

(11:09):
That's also been my week. This bitch shot to put
up push up on Tristan, which I said I told
her on getting grown. I was like, you can't control it.
You can't control if a bitch tries to push up
on your nigga. He can't control if a nigga tries
to push up with me. So but he did tell
her like, y'all, I'm marry, that's my wife behind me
doing the food. And this bitch looks at me in

(11:32):
my face and then proceeds to continue to try to
push up on him and continue to try to do
it multiple times and kept looking at me and go
back and giggling with her friends.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Now, see Tjer Moses told us, you better get that
bitch told tonight.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
So I came from behind that food.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Table because you got that bitch told that night.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
And before you know what, like I've been doing really
well with checking myself before I check other.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
People yourself, even Tristan.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
The other day, some nigga did something super ignorant and
I didn't say nothing, and Tristan was like, Babe, you
picked the battle. But I was like, you know me
so this bitch so before I went to her, and
you know, Mikosa is the family. You know what I'm saying.

(12:26):
Terror listens what Tara DJ Tarror one of my faves,
you know, Schanoby Shaw one way. I would never want
to disrespect the function. But I don't deal well with
being disrespected blatantly. So I came from behind that table
and I checked myself, making sure you know this is
my family. I'm not gonna ruin their their function. But

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I went to Tristan and I said, do I need
to go to this bitch and have a conversation. I'm
not gonna fight her, but do I need to go
have a conversation. He was like, I got it already.
And you see, you know, like are different, so you
want different, you know, like me, If a nigga continues
to push up on me, I'm gonna be like yo,
find somewhere to be. But I understand how that may
be aggressive maybe for.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
It would be it would come off a lot differently
right for it and not in his favor anyway.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
So that's where I was like, all right, you know what,
and I was hot because I was hot. I was hot,
but I you know, he was like, I got it.
And next thing I know, this bitch disappeared for the
rest of the party. Yeah she did, she did. I
killed it with my eyes. So so yeah, outside of that,

(13:40):
Macosa was its usual fun time. DJ Reborn Robin. She's
the best. She came and did like a guest spot,
and she's so dope. She's actually on tour with Lauren
Hill right now, and I'm super proud of her because
that is a big opportunity.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
That's the big thing because for her to actually do
you know, Lauren to select her right exactly. We all
know that Lauren is very particular about who she works with.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Furthermore, if you you know, you get to work with
Lauren Hill, like you might get more off days than
you think. You know, that's just like free day, Okay, cool,
well thank you. It's like you might. I don't know,
but I'm super proud of her and she's a dope. Dope,

(14:31):
one of my favorites. Also in Brooklyn. Man, I just
love that all these women, all these lady DJs are
like spopping out here. So Macosa was a wonderful time
per usual, and we did black ass barbecue this time.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
I'm so mad.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
We did beef barbecue beef sandwiches because beef does really
well at Macosa. So it's been a beef season and
last season was And that's how.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
You know, niggas lie because about you know, I don't
eat beef for pork and what happens y'all niggas sell
out and free or whatever.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
For the culture cooks like right right, Okay, Yeah, So
I had beef sandwiches. We had beef sandwiches, and we
did mac and cheese, uh baked bean.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
I'm because because you know, we were on the friend
Zone this week. Yes, So when you said dry light
out the world, I hollered and I thought about that
all day ahead. Wait, so how did you make so

(15:37):
you served like a whole ass like cookout food like.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
A potato salad, mac and cheese and baked beans and
beef sandwiches. Yeah, and niggas like to damn Yeah, they
showed up lots of listener love for usual. Damn, it
was a grand time. It was a grand time. So
that was Micosa and you know, did have a little
cookout with some family, some friends on Monday and had

(16:03):
Santana's going away beach day. But I will be out
there for the culture is not extinct. We are still
running things. Were going to be doing things in Puerto
Rico and out here, so you can look forward to
even rower. No, it's not at all, so, but I

(16:23):
will be missing her no puff daddy And yeah, it
was you know, and outside of that, getting ready to
know already for her first day of school. Yeah, you know,
parenting Nick. I went back to school shopping today, like
went like looking for clothes and like lunchbox parents, and

(16:44):
I stopped in the middle of the mall and I
was like, well, goddamn it was. I had to go
get immunization records this morning, and like medical records because
you have to give that. I'll make sure they're up
to date. And I really was like, Wow, this little

(17:04):
person just really took up my whole day.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Yeah, it's fascinating because other niggas you would curse them
out for that, but you can't because she's.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
I wouldn't do it right. Get them to do what?

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Nigga, your legs work.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
I want to say that to her, that's real. Well
how was your week?

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Oh boy? So I want to give a great shout
out because I told my dentists I was going to
do this. Hey, shout out to my super lit dentist,
doctor latoof over at Latooth, NYC. Is that her real name, yeah,
doctor Lettoof. Now she's superlet. Brandon Brennan's here, and so
Brandon came with me and she gave him ice cream.

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And the way she did it was like she's just
talking and she's like, oh my god, hey do you
want ice cream? It was like like she talks like
us for like me, she you know how I speak
like a Kardashian.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Is she she's a.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Middle Okay, all right, she's a lady of color.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah, she's a lady of color. Her birthday is this week?
Is on the sick?

Speaker 10 (18:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah she turns thirty.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yeah she turns thirty? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Yeah? Who gives out ice cream to her? But she
was like numerous founding yeah, like and like and every
time I go, like all of ten percent of my
proceeds goes to people who for what is it women
and children only for women? I think one is for
like domestic violence folks, and one is for children who

(18:51):
need oral care and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
My gosh, let me see my insurance.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yeah. Yeah, she's so great. She allowed yeah, she she
allowed me to. She was like, because I had to
get a tooth extracted and it was a major one.
And she was like, so are you on Spotify? And
I was like yeah girl. She was like okay, so
like do you have your own playlist or like, do
you want me to put one on? I was like
to like play during like the thing. She was like, yeah,
I'll call me out. I was like, oh yeah girl.

(19:18):
She was like okay, well play your playlist and she's like,
I'm totally gonna follow you. I was like, okay, great. Yeah,
she's so great and she gives you gifts every time.
I'm gone, I've gotten something new.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
I'm going on to doctor Latooth's for me.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah. Great, She's on Facebook. She's she's great. I feel
like you know what I because you know how like
hood niggas like like Offset and Cardi B. They go
to Manhattan did Club.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yeah, I'm not going nowhere that's advertised on the.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Train, right, But yeah, they go to Manhattan. Did the
club over on that's in the same building as my Allergis,
who's a great doctor Lexus. Hey girl. But I feel
like she's gonna be like when we become celebrities and
like rich and famous. I'm like, you know, doctor Lutto,
Like I'm gonna go to her for everything because she's lit.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
I'm gonna go to doctor Latouf.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
But what else did I do this week? We did
the friend zone shout out to our friends for having
a song.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yes, it was a grand time.

Speaker 11 (20:24):
I was dying.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Yeah, we had a wang Dang doodle. What else happened?
I had a story too? Oh yeah, okay, I have
something that happened and this and this is. This happens

(20:46):
to women a lot, but I don't know this happens
to gays too, But sometimes gays thinks it's to the handshake.
But whatever, excuse corner, I don't know where you coon
biscuits think it's okay for you to just randomly without saying,

(21:09):
you know, hello, how are you? Can I get you
a drink? You know, what's the weather like where you
are living? Without sending a nude to your inbox unsolicited.
Oh yeah, no, oh, this has happened to me on

(21:30):
both Facebook on Twitter, and I'm like, and I don't
know what is the influx this week that's been happening.
It's just like every day it's been like, oh, here's
an ass pick or here's a Dick pic or whatever,
and it's just like, I am just on Facebook talking
about how much power is ridiculous. Where on earth did

(21:55):
you get this idea that I wanted to see your
kibbles and beds? Right?

Speaker 4 (22:05):
Like?

Speaker 3 (22:05):
That is her ass man, That is the abuse. Just
because we niggas don't mean that I'm into that I
want I would have asked, I.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Will ask for it, but I did nis always because
I saw a tweet today and it was funny, but
it goes always. It was a woman who put a
tweet up and she was like, I sent this niggah. Yes,
I knew that. She was like, and he responded back,
looking good kids or something like like you need to
make sure that you all are in the same place

(22:36):
before you start doing stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Right like that was like wow.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Sending titties and Dick's all willy nilly.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Right and don't expect me to because I do not
send nudes anymore. I stopped that two years ago, and
because I A, I don't have to too, I sleep
next tok. Yeah, but two, there's so many like leaks
in and also call it what it is. Faggots are

(23:05):
shady and I'm not gonna have these niggas have my
ship out there on the internet just to shade me
because they don't like what I said about They fucking
fave who's on the billboarder who's not so in.

Speaker 12 (23:17):
Right?

Speaker 3 (23:18):
So like naha, like nah, I'm cool. I'm cool, Broski,
So don't ask you for no ship like that. I
don't know what is xylophone, dick man.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
But all right, it means it's your instrument.

Speaker 8 (23:40):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (23:48):
Anyway, let's take a bris nai and we'll be back
at after the messages was up.

Speaker 14 (24:12):
Jade An x G is nick just calling me because
I too have left within it who did not wear
the right side pictures and it got lost? So yeah,
had I known then that I could have.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Just peeped or whatever to.

Speaker 14 (24:36):
Get it out, I would not have had to go
to the emergency room and put my legs in some
stirrup so I think you guys need to definitely remind
the boys and the girl to where they closed that fax.
That hit me in my heart.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
So that's why I lost.

Speaker 14 (24:58):
You guys are great.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Love y'all fine, and we're back. Listen to us anywhere
and everywhere again. We have a live show coming up
October twenty first, twenty first at Drum. It's a good time.
We're gonna have each Sunday evening. It's gonna be great.

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Today we're covering some topics that we may have missed because.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
We don't usually do pop culture right.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
So we had to lead our queen to rest this
past week. Yeah, I watched most of the funeral. I
got up and got dressed, because you have to dress
you could. I had to send the queen off. I
had to. I had to send the queen off to

(25:53):
properly yes to her heavenly home. I was in my bed.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
You didn't wear many dress, did you?

Speaker 3 (26:00):
No? I did not. I was also not groped under
my titty. So Aretha's funeral was as long as she
was alive. Alex Haley wrote it, God damn it. The

(26:31):
choir knocked. They did that? Did they did that? They're
the rote MVPs because they they had the athleticism that
they demonstrated through the twelve hour service and remained in
pristine perform.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Did they They didn't get no food, They couldn't go peek.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Had they had a bathroom break? They had a break, Yeah,
but they didn't have like a there was no chicken break.
There was no there was no greens break. You know,
there was no hint of nut or meg on their tongue.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Literally no shade, you know, all respect. But Aretha, if
had she been alive, she would have left.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Yeah, she would like this is going on to Yeah,
I have got to go. She said, y'all want to
sit and chit chat and smile because you know, because
I hate Ritha Was, I still call her Hateretha, but
that's all I love. Yeah, because she she Yeah, she

(27:37):
wasn't the nicest lady, but still she I mean, she
was good to people though.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Oh she was an activist.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Yeah, she was.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Bailed Angela Davis right on out of gym.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Giving people just random money to graduate.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
And she just didn't take no ship. She just really
was like ships. Yeah, she really was just like yeah, nope.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Yeah that's real. But no, she would have left.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Yeah, she would left. She would have been like, I
paid my respects, I have to go and now I'm
gonna have to pass on.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah. Yeah, Ponytail showed up. She sang a song. I

(28:29):
don't know why you would sing natural woman at a
at a fune, but you know, maybe that's what Aretha ona.
Because she planned her She planned it, so I can't say,
you know, whine in the family, I'm like, well, no,
she planned herself.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
We don't know what she at, right, what was that?

Speaker 3 (28:50):
And this is what we talked about on the friend Zone.
How I want? How I want? You planned my omega event? Yeah,
it's not a funeral, it's an Omega event.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Mine is more like a green festival.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Yeah, like broccoli fast, but not real.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Broccoli exactly and not indoors.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Right, you'd have like Lollapalooza, but with with like blacks, more.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Like a fro Yeah, you're right, No, you know what
festival I want? Okay, So when I go into Glory God,
We've been talking.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
About this a lot.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
It's fat I want because I didn't get to say
this on the friend Zone. One of the best festivals
I've been to and not for the people was the
the one in Queen's the.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Meadow, Oh yes, fresh Meadows.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Anyway, last year relatively it is. But I'm gonna tell
you why it's my favorite because I Tristan got us
the these wristbands, because this was a gift for my birthday,
got us these wristbands where basically they are the tickets
for all of the days because they're like the ribbon material,
it's not like the paper and it has a little
chip in it, and so you just scan your wristband

(30:14):
when you go in all of the days, same wristband,
and then everything you buy to eat, you just scan
the wristband and it comes from off your card.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Nigga, that is Letty to motherfucking titty.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
And I had in the lineup with I had, I
saw Nase, I saw jay Z, I saw Erica Baddu
like I saw all of them in one weekend.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
It was Apple Pay but like they gave you a
Apple Watch.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yes, and they literally they just scan it. In the food,
I had fried ice cream, which was delicious. I had
what are those things called, oh, the rolled fried tacos takeitos,
These delicious ass takitos. They had these burgers, pizza, I

(31:00):
mean it was just an array of food all over
the park. It was different stages. The worst thing about
it was m A and just the food was delicious.
It was care for me. You know, is a little problematic.
She is, and she's not a good live performer.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
Okay, I've never seen.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Me neither until that day, and I was like, WHOA,
I could have done without this forever. But that is
my so So I say all that to say, when
I go on have a festival with all of my
favorites performing, I want delicious food stands, multiple. I want
it gets to have variety. I want Asian, I want Mexican,

(31:47):
I want Dominican. If you want roasted chicken, I want burgers.
I want everything except Nathan's hot dogs because they're racist.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
So you are a musical food court.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
I want a festival and I want niggas to just
blaze up with with with the music.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Yeah, with like with like a stage.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yes, a few stages.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
So you want to ultimately you want a Juneteenth festival?

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yes, yes, ja teenth Yeah, j that's what it's gonna
be called. And that's what I want niggas to do.
It's je teenth and I want niggas to yeah, celebrate.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
Okay, okay, manny okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
But back to Aretha's homegoing service. You know, I really
feel bad for Ariana. Yeah, because she it's not every
She's had a rough, like medium like life like Manchester,

(33:09):
which I know messed her up completely. And when they
bombed her concert, the terrorsts bombed her call oh yeah right,
and you know she's only twenty four. She's twenty four
to twenty five, and like that's hey, yeah, and like
eight girls or twenty girls, there was a lot of
people died.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
I mean, I do give her the blues, but I
also give all white girls the blues.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Yeah, but her album was actually really good.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
I'm just not gonna go that far.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
No, did you listen to it?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
No, Because here's the thing about her, and it's not
even this is not Shade at all. There's no soul
to her, to her voice. So while she can sing,
and I will never take that away from her. She's
probably one of the best Mariah Carey impersonators I've heard.
She she there's no soul to her voice. Yeah, you
know what I'm saying. She got blank eyes, but in
her in her singing, she got blank singing.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
So I know that's that's fair. I hear you, but
you know, I think you should listen to this.

Speaker 15 (34:07):
Album high and my head was speak.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
It's good. Pharrell did most of it.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
I'll tell you which little white girl. I'll give it
to my girl, Demmy Lovato.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
I thought she was gonna say Tori, but yeah, I
like she got a little soul to her, her one
percent Africans.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
She comes out and that you can see it in
her little in her little shade, in her booty. But
I got into her because I got into her because
I ain't listening to nothing else. But I played you know,
Noah's playlist, and we play Wrinkling time she sang, and
she sang that she sang that song down.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
I was like, yes, she got a song, she got
a kassole call. You don't do it for me anymore,
even though it's really about drugs, which is so ironic,
but I apply it to niggas and it's just like,
you don't do it for me anymore, nigga, Like I
once was in love with you, but you know I'm
cool now, you know, I'm like, you know, you just

(35:20):
don't do it for me anymore. And I thought it
was interesting how they phrased it, because it's just like,
when's the last time you said, you know, you don't
really do it for me like that anymore? I did.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
I actually broke up with a nigga with a you
don't really do it for me. It was like, you
know what, it's not really you, it's me. You just don't.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
As you wear as you wear a breakup.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
With him shirt, men are not worth your Tristan saw
his shirt and he was like, and the funny thing is, Tristan,
he wore my my left eye break up with him
shirt or she was burning burning a house, Andrea's house.

(35:58):
But trist just likes the shirt. He was like, I
just want you to know, like I support the family,
I just don't support the message. So he the shirt.
But he saw this one today. These men are not
worth your kiddy or whatever, and he was like another

(36:19):
one was like He's like, I support the family, but
I don't support that message. You're a heterosexual man like manterox.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
But yes, it was a funeral fit for a queen. Hm,
it was it was fuck that last preacher, the eulogist.
He yeah, but I caught glimpse in highlights, and I said.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Oh, you can't raise single black woman can't raise a man.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
And it's like all right, well.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
And then the black one Black crime.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
It was like, this is not the place or at
the time for any of it or ever let it go.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Like how did he even like, first of all, how
do he even anything?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
You know what I said, why are you apart? Why
are you apart?

Speaker 2 (37:18):
I would have stand up and been like, I object,
get this nigga down from the judgment.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Imagine at a funeral he says like that, You're like boo,
That's something I would be.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
I'm definitely a booer. Niggas get so bad off this day.
I did that at Old Tobabbo one night and the
DJ put on R. Kelly as soon as he put up,
but I was immediately I was like boo, they were

(37:52):
so he cut but he cut it off.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Better recognize it's moving right along.

Speaker 16 (38:05):
On another petty note, Nike, Yeah, Nike has been doing the.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Let me let me not because I have Because what
I'm going to present to present the facts and I'll
give you my opinion. Nike has released an ad with
Colin Kaepernick, as he is the face of their thirtieth
anniversary of the company. You if you've been living under

(38:42):
a rock, well you'd have to in order for you
not to see it, because it's everywhere. Every nigga and
like every nigga is a star, and just like every
nigga has posted that photo of Calan Kaepernick's ad of
the thing. He also releases a commercial, so to minute commercial.

(39:02):
It comes out next Thursday during the first football game.
Yeah I saw that. Uh did you see the Nicki
Minaj one? Yes, yes, up. Before I go on, I

(39:23):
just want to say that is the greatest thing that
has ever happened this summer. Nicki Minaj is hilarious. She
is so fucking Yeah, she is so fucking phony. But
that ship right there, that ship right there was comedy
sat there ate her Rice. You know, I think about

(39:45):
that every day because I because then I think because
in my head I think about like a drunk history
like hosted by Crystal and like I can hear Crystal saying,
imagine that this bit just out there her damn Rice, Nika.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Really they really could just do a drug history with
Nicki Minaj.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Yeah, but it would be drug history, drug history, Yeah,
it would be you know or white history if you
know what I mean. But AnyWho, what you're putting down,
because remember when you put fire to your cocaine, that's correct, baby,

(40:28):
never not never, not never not I'm never not funny.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Mark used to sell that toogay.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Happy tenth recovery anniversary. When you put fire to your cocaine,
that's crack, baby, I love you, Auntie.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
But you know, there's been controversy or surrounding the ad.
White people think they're protesting by cutting up their own
things that they bought.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Made money off of. One man lit his own feet.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
On fire, right, which I wasn't even funny. I couldn't
even enjoy it. I'm like, this is and what crazy?
Was like, this is? This is no because it's like
this is how that nigga got elected because this kind
of stupidity.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
But then I was like, my supremacists are really just
not not right, not like their mother and their fathers
are all brothers and sister.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
They are lantister love You're right, Kentucky Kentucky derbya. But

(41:57):
you know I'm conflicted with that because it's like, Okay,
this is cool. I don't I don't know what this
means for me, it's cool. For Kaepernick, I guess the
way it was, Nike always kept him on payroll. That's
the way the story goes. Nike always kept Kepernick on payroll.

(42:18):
They secured this deal with the NFL. So now all
the jerseys in the NFL are managing run by Nike.
So they secured the bag. Already all of the US
soldier boots are run by Nike, and all, Yeah, I know,
I saw it. She was like, if you're protesting, why
don't you give the Nike? Why don't you give the

(42:40):
clothes that you hate to the veterans that you say
you love so much. We'll get into that in a second.
But and then they decided to know, like you know, oh,
hey Kaepernick is here. How I gotchall niggas like, that's
what you get. That's cool. I don't really know what
that does for me as a black person. I don't
know what any of this does because it's all capitalism.

Speaker 17 (43:00):
Anyway, we must understand clearly when we talk about capitalism
who are the capitalists That if we understand that they
are only a few people who own and control the
means of production in the society, then we begin to
understand that there are a few capitalists, and these capitalists
exploit everybody.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
I do want to say I love Nike. I think
they're great. They make great shoes. I do. I am
concerned about some of their practices as far as human

(43:40):
rights violations in other countries production, and that's all I
will say. So, you know, it's great, it's great move
for them. You know, they understand that kaepernic supporters need
a voice, and and they have a voice, and there
are consumers as well. But if we're gonna if we're
gonna take the human rights approach, then let's address this all, okay. Also,

(44:04):
people always say like they're supporting the troops when they
really don't. They hate them. People hate people hate homeless people,
and I see that every day in New York City,
especially for somebody who works with the homeless. Every day.
Like people legit hate the homeless. And the vast majority
of the homeless people in New York City are queer people,

(44:27):
queer use, queer people in general, and vets. Yeah, and
I've seen the way absolutely.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Well, no, they're not there.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
And I can't even and I can't even say it's
you know, the white ones are taken care of. That's
not true either. It's a very select few, like I know,
and it's sad and it's it's crazy how the RIGA
Moreau and the like the PTSD and all the horrible
things that we do in the name of freedom and

(45:01):
fighting for our country and you don't take care of
your own, like low key.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
If you really, like July fourth, you really cared about
your veterans, you'd ban fireworks. Yes, that's triggering for them.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
PTSD like a motherfucker, Like that's triggering for them. You
would legalize marijuana.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
That would calm them down.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Yeah, and treat their PTSD. And I'm sure, I'm sure
troops and veterans have like CTE based on blows to
the head or any type of combat, you know what
I mean, Like, come on, get real, Like these white
people are just don't like the fact that a black man.

Speaker 8 (45:46):
Is.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
They are assuming falsely or disrespecting something that white people do.
And I just think it's so ironic that they're protesting
Nike against somebody who was protesting its inception. Sorry, Nike,
I've been buying you for the past twenty plus.

Speaker 15 (46:09):
Years, not anymore so.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Dream Crazy, the sky Dog let's get to some some
good stuff. Yeah, okay, do you want mess or do
you want mess? Or do you want like umm or

(46:40):
a mess? Mess? Oh?

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Almost was a mess? Mess all right?

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Actually, now let's get this out the way.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
So Elvin from Cosby Show Yes, was spotted at Trader
Joe's minding his black ass business, working and his bills,

(47:08):
and these two people took a picture. It was like,
look at this nigga, look at Elvin from Cosby Show YadA, yah,
he has a regular last job, damn m And then
Fox News got a hold of it because they like, yeah,
our nation's Taliban and next to the New York City

(47:31):
Police Department, and you know, they were just shaming him
for having a job and supporting his family. Now, I
was under the wrong impression that of who took this photo?

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Who took it? Don't tell me.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Two black lesbians.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
What I just put all my money on a white person.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Hey, oh no, it be your own niggas mm hmm.
I swore up and down that it was white, but
then I thought, well, I don't know if white people
would really know who Jeffrey Ows would be.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
And they photo shopped it.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Yep, yep, so, you know, and he addressed it, you know,
like he's got picked up on the media. Third kid,
and he's like, you know, it's hard out there being
a creative like and furthermore, that's.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
His second job, Like, and there should be no shame whatsoever.
And there's shame in you not living up to your potential.
There's not shame in you doing what you need to
do to take care of your family. Right, and that's that.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
And it's not like he's out here like selling drugs
or disrespect at this.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Place on earth. Hello, Like I was a matter of
fact when I saw it, I was like, well, how
can I be down? Because I know he gets a discount.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
On groceres it's only ten percent, but I but still,
I really want to work out too. I will work
one day, Yeah, just one day.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
We and y'all can take all the pictures you want.
Bit y'all will pose on the cash register like you
motherfucking right, let me pull out this wooden board, yeah.

Speaker 8 (49:24):
Perch for you.

Speaker 17 (49:25):
Right.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
No, I definitely said I would work there part time
just because it's such a great environment and the food
is amazing, and.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
I'll do it. I'll bring up the groceries I'll hold
up the color flag to let you know which line
to go to, like paper plastic, like whatever you want
to do.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Right, all we stalk the kal It's cool, it's nothing,
it's no tea AnyWho. Then Tyler Perry was like, you know, hey,
come on the haves and have nots. And then I
was like, hasn't he stuffered enough?

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Tyler always trying to be.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
But I mean, you know, but still, I mean, and
I just said that jokingly, but it's just like, you know,
there he does give. He does give niggas jobs. He
does you know, Tyler Perry is the Kodija of the
film industry, is yea is? Yeah? So but you know,
we'll see whatever comes of that. But I'm just like,
why are you shaming people? Like it's hard out there,

(50:24):
just even if you're not a creative.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
What the fuck do you bitch his work? Who took
that picture? What do y'all do for a living?

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Probably security.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Lost prevention?

Speaker 3 (50:40):
But yeah, you know, I wish, I wish, I wish
mister Owen's well. And I hope whatever happens, you know,
he gets picked up on a whatever his passion is,
you know, I hope he finds it and there's nothing
wrong with working at trade Joe has excellent benefits. They
make a lot of money because I know.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Employees will they let them smoke weed in the freezer.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Yep, that's great.

Speaker 10 (51:08):
Hi Jerry, nextd My name is Occaviia. I'm from Atlanta, Georgia,
and I just called to say that I love listening
to y'all. Y'all are awesome, day buskinish, flawless. Who is
your esthetician? And XD I love your lips. I love
your lips. But anyway, I just called to say that I
love the show. Keep on keeping on because I'm always

(51:30):
going to be listening here in Georgia, and I'll talk
to you guys.

Speaker 18 (51:34):
Hey, I love you.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Right, let's take a break and went back after these
Messa choons, and so we're back. We're talking stuff. So

(51:57):
now do you want mess mess or like that?

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Just give it to me.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
So Wendy Roquel Robinson, you know she was the principal
on the Steve Harvey Show when she.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Was Tasha Tasha Matt on The Game.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
She'll get a divorce. Okay, yeah, she's married. However, this
is where the story is. Her ex says that she
left him high and dry after he had a stroke
in twenty fifteen and took all his money and didn't
take care of him, and so she's he's suing her

(52:40):
for salsal support for ten thousand dollars a month. Okay,
I don't know what Wendy Roquel Robinson is currently doing.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
But does she have ten thousand dollars?

Speaker 3 (52:56):
That's that's that's that's where we're at.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Yeah, I'm not I'm not entirely sure.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
I don't know where we are. Maybe she has like investments.
Maybe she was really good at Acorn.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
The game was is not in syndication. I don't think
Steve Harvey shows in syndication. Maybe it is. I don't know, listeners,
let me know.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
Maybe she has stocks and like corn maybe or wheat.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Maybe she saved up those checks, you know, under the mattress.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
And she invested in like or like a Checkers in Rallies, waterburger. Yeah,
that might be a wingstop, yeah, jingles. Either way, she
might have invested a crystals. I don't know, but I

(53:53):
just don't. I'm just concerned, Like, hey, I'm mad you.
Let I don't know if you left, if you left
him for day or you know right, like that's what
that's one thing and too you know, like says like tenjeez,
that's that's that's a that's that's a lot.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
That's the good.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Yeah, so I wish them well. You know any Snoop

(54:43):
Dogg is coming out with a cookbook.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Is it cannabis based?

Speaker 3 (54:49):
No, what I said, the same thing. I'm sure it
could be.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
He retired and just said I'm gonna do everything.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Did you did you watch the Shop?

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Have you and your husband watched thee But it's really
good and I need to.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Yeah. So he kind of talks about reinvention and he's like,
you know, I you know, I'm a lot older than
all these new niggas or whatever, but I still got it.
And he does like his gospel album a hit that
sticks like grits, and I was, I was, I'm still

(55:30):
confused by it, but you know whatever, you know, God said,
I'm gonna show y'all me somedays somehow, damn it, but
y'all go get into church some somehow. But and it worked. Yeah,
But he's he finds new ways he does. I mean,

(55:51):
I hate that show with Martha Stewart, but people like, no,
it's not it's literally the ghetto. It's awkward, it's weird,
it's crazy because Martha Stewart is the only person on
that show that's a felon.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Because he got off.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
He was acquitted.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Was the case that they.

Speaker 12 (56:15):
Gave me, even though we kind of know that he
did it.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
But what else Neither here nor there?

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Okay, there's there's niketree afoot. Yeah. But yeah, So I
don't know what to expect from this cookbook because I
feel like it's gonna be on the same vein as
like two chains kind of situation.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Yeah, probably, but I just okay, we'll see.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
You know, listen, you got to diversify your bonds and nigger, yeah,
you know, I don't.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
It's Snoop. So everything he does is like Snoop.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
I also feel like his son is gay, like the
one that does fashion. He might like because because he
didn't want to do football, he was like, why are
you football anymore?

Speaker 10 (57:19):
On the road.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
And he looks a little blue in the moonlight.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
You know, listen, he would have just sat there and ate, right.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
He would have just sat there.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Because that's what.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
That's what he did, cheon sat there and ate his right.
That was shaped by the little ball.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
It was plating skills, rigorous.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
And he went over to his nigga's house, who has
a seed, And I stayed seed for a reason. Yeah,
and stayed there because I was always I was concerned, like,
so what happened? Like, is his baby mom's going to
show up and drop you know.

Speaker 15 (58:08):
What?

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Little Jasmine? All you take her to school?

Speaker 2 (58:14):
What's the move after this?

Speaker 6 (58:15):
Apart?

Speaker 17 (58:15):
Too?

Speaker 3 (58:18):
Terrell McCraney, Hey, we need we need a sequel. Maybe
I should just write the fan fiction? Yes, do you
want to address that now?

Speaker 4 (58:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Look at you read my bike?

Speaker 3 (58:33):
Yeah, Hey, my loves, Hey, my babies. So we know,
we wrote a story about a woman who committed suicide
and everything that surrounded it, and we stopped and we
were supposed to release the whole book by now or

(58:56):
like three weeks ago, but Jane and I decided that
we we're not feeling the story anymore.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
We don't like it.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Yeah, and there's no shade too well us really really,
but you know, we figured we could do something better.
So you'll get something different and something dope or in
the weeks to come.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Yes, okay, just new videos on Patreon right there is yes, yes,
and an extra episode.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Yeah, yeah, it was a little late, but you know,
never on schedule, but always on time. No, Laura in Hill,
I got it in before the month. Eddie Murphy is
expecting his tenth child. So there's two things here. One,

(01:00:02):
I wonder how Johnny's holding up with this news.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Yeah, between that Bobby story.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Because they could have kept that damn movie. I saw
part one this morning at work because yeah, you know,
I don't work, GETT. I was watching and I was like, okay, okay.
The only new pit of information that I already knew

(01:00:34):
was like when Bobby Brown and Jane and Jackson were
going out.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Yeah, it was like that was.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Like a I remember that thing when I was a kid.
But it was like, okay, like I remember like on
like Tiger Beat, not Tiger Beat. What was that right on?

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Yes, And it was just like shout out to I
know when you can fold down and you have your sinnerfold.
But it wasn't dirty.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
I had a I had a whoh, I was a rat.
I had an SWV poster and an escape poster, even
though I really wanted the I MX poster.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Of course you did.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
AnyWho. But yeah, like they were a thing and I
don't care. I feel like the movie was really much
just like and what most old niggas do. They like
to remind you of how much pussy they used to
get back in the day. And that's what that movie was.
And honestly, like the New Edition movie, I guess we

(01:01:35):
needed that, sure, I guess, and I guess they were
trying to ride the coattails of that. We didn't need
a Bobby Brown movie.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
No, we don't need a Bobby Brown.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
We didn't need it. We didn't need it now. And
this is no dispect because I love Bobby Brown. It's music,

(01:02:07):
King of Barbecue. But you know, still Roney is still
the gym. It still is all these years later. Actually,
I want to rock What's your Baby? Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:02:25):
Nine long rock and roll? There roll the rock Man
and sweet Love? Don't you ever stop?

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Yeah, every little step by take you will be there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
Ever let us let up by Meg will be to
the ever let us every little.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
He can sing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Yeah. I tried doing that routine not too long ago.
And when I tell you, Tibo who.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Tried to do that routine lately, thought to die.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
He will die, he will explode. Have you ever heate
it up? A micro like a hot dog in a microwave.
Just boo, wow, he will combust. He will blow up
like the World Trade.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
I only use that as a quote because Biggie said
that I wasn't making a nine to eleven chokes. I
was making a ninety three joke. Three. Yeah, but I'm see.
This is why I said when we went on the
friend Zone. What can I say? I know what I

(01:03:54):
can say on this show everything. Yes, and if it's
too far able to just take it out, he.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Will, but yes, he will.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
But yeah, it's ten child. And I also learned that
Eddie Murphy has a type.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Tall light skins.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Yes, and I'm not sure if this woman is black
at all.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Oh, okay, he likes some ambiguous except Johnny.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Yeah, which makes all the sense if you know what
I mean. Yeah, yeah, anyhow, I just need you to
be her. Why can't you be her? You're the root?

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
What if he what if his complex was like opposite
in every woman he got with looked like Johnny.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Included, Oh, he definitely has a nose rings. That means
all this woman would look like Freddy Jackson, or he'd
be with Freddy Jackson, because that is a whole woman.
If I was your woman and you were my man,

(01:05:19):
there'd be no other woman.

Speaker 19 (01:05:22):
You'd be weak as a lamb. If you had the
strength to walk out that door. My mom would overrule myself.
And I'm calling him back for Mom.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
I was your warma, if I was your warm, if
I was your warmer.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
If I was your warma, you were my man.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Jade and X Man? I love y'all's podcasts. Y'all are
the absolute best. I discovered podcasts last year.

Speaker 10 (01:06:17):
Didn't have cables, so I discovered.

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
Podcasts and I absolutely love it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
And I like y'all. I'm g I'm from Texas and
y'all need to come to Houston. I know y'all not
gonna come to my town. It's posting up to Houston
now and try some of this good food out here.
And my favorite.

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
Podcast episode was Throw the Whole Away.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
I really did like that one.

Speaker 5 (01:06:46):
And also, y'all played a Zodico song and I just
wanted to try. I know Vodicico has evolved. I'm gonna
send y'all some Martin Zodicico fongs. The one y'all played
was like real old school, but Xodiko has evolved. So
if y'all overcome, but y'all need to come, I think
y'all be here coming Houston, come to Houston again and

(01:07:11):
we can sell y'all some things right here in Texas.

Speaker 18 (01:07:13):
And y'all know we got the good food to day
you'd like to eat, so cook and all that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
So, uh, y'all come this way and.

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
Ut live show of course, so I can come again.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
It's be y'all have a nice day or night. Peace out.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
Why so I'm gonna just read this yill? Okay, Well,
actually no, we can talk. We'll get this out the way.
So you know Safari has a dong deal.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
I'm sorry, what.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Right?

Speaker 15 (01:07:48):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Safari? Safari Safari has a deal with a sexty company
to replicate his you know, BBC and to sell it
for those who would like to purchase a likeness of

(01:08:14):
said BBC.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Huhm.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
So if you can't get it, if you can't find
a dude with the wickedest slam you can find, you
can buy it for forty nine. If you can't find
a dude that's a one two three hour man, you
can find one and buy one g woman. If you

(01:08:42):
can't find a dude, that will do it in your
VD or you can buy one for forty nine.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
That took me down.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
So yeah, and that's a I mean, have you ever
seen those kits that allow you to do that?

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
What make your own dick?

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Man, I never had them problems.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
Well, no, I didn't think. I don't think you did it.
I'm just thinking it's just an interesting process that they
do it. Like you know, I'm just like nerdy shit,
Like how how It's made is like my favorite show ever,
like if you should get really high and watch how
It's made. They have like marathons every Saturday. Nigga, I
learned how they made nuts and bolts fast TV. Yes,

(01:09:41):
I've learned. I learned how they make moon pies and
how I will never eat one that is made with
like bush meat byproducts and dust and like left over lips.

(01:10:06):
But this initially you picture you you get really hard
and you encase it in like silicone.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
So you have to find a nigga who's willing.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
Yeah, a lot of people do it like this is
not in Safar's case, but I know like couples who
do it who like live long distance, and that's like
a hey, since I can't give you my dick on
the regular, here's my dick on demand. D O D Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
I don't know how I feel. Student came to me
and was like, we're like, yeah, but it's right there.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
Yeah, but I feel like, you know, like say, for example,
he worked in l A and you lived here, and
his thing was like, yo, babe, I have to work
out here for like eight months and we work. Okay.
I'm just saying like some people do.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
It, it works for you.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Yeah, And some people are just in the toys. You know.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
This is also true, no toy shame.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Yeah, so you know, and like you know, the games
were probably in the buying it anyway. Safari has a
lot of d.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Well, let me just go make a flashlight of my own.
You could do that. Actually, that's crazy. They have to
get up in my canals.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
They do, they do, but.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
Let me tell you it's a good time.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Same but speaking of sex, the last two things are
sex related. Do you want I'll save the most ridiculous
one for last. This one, the last the second to
last one is very like nostalgic and it's kind of sad.
So HBO has dropped all of their adult films and

(01:12:28):
documentaries from this channel and streaming service what so, like
you know, growing up like member real sex, I know
a lot of yeah, real sex, and like the porn
diaries are like the ones where like the hookers were
on Gunhill Road and ship like that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Confession.

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
Yeah, they all took it down. They're making room for
more n they family come.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
They're not even giving us like a gray spirit.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
By twenty nineteen.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Oh so I got to watch all the taxicab roquessions.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
They've already started though, so you might want to catch up.

(01:13:26):
But yeah, they're making way for you know, some new stuff.

Speaker 11 (01:13:31):
Hmm.

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
Okay, so you're ready for them?

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
I can't they just okay.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
Anyway, you know a lot of companies are moving towards
this family first thing, and you know, whise because millennials
are having children and so and this is no offense
to you, but all you millennials are having children, and
therefore you're punishing us because you have children, because you

(01:13:58):
take your kids everywhere, not you, but white kids everywhere.
And so therefore that since they can't enjoy the ship
that they used to, they're forced to watch Alma and
Ship all the fucking day and Kaiyu and all that.
I hate him, Yeah, I hate k But the whole
point is millennial parents are making the rest of us

(01:14:19):
feel bad. No one, it is not our fault. You've
been cursed with family. Let me enjoy my like, Let
me enjoy my bar experience. Yes and peace. Don't bring
your don't bring Vladimir an owl to the fucking bar.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
I don't that. I don't bring.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
Don't bring we.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Have brought up like it's been very specific things like
our friends had a going away thing at a bar,
but it was family friendly because it was rented out
and it was mag kids. But like just going a
chill at the bar. I think we might have done that.
We did that a couple of times when Noel was
a baby, like in a carrier and not saying anything.

(01:15:00):
She's a terrorist. I would never bring it to the bar.
She'll bring everybody's buzz.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
I love about child, but it's like niggas going for
adult experiences and you got a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
New Year's gone off the duce and there's little fucking
Mackenzie and Scout just trap thing about appropriate with Millennial
parents are ruining everything because they're pissed that they can
enjoy the ship that they used to, So therefore they're

(01:15:32):
punishing the rest of us. That's line twenty months to
meet family friendly, Like, no, fuck you and your family friendly.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
Every place am to be everywhere?

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
Like you have designated spaces that are to be family friendly.
You're just upset that you're that you have this problem
and you're making all of us suffer because of it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Yeah, not cool.

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
Ah any damn way, it's the last story of the day.
So Kanye West is reportedly and talks to become the
creative director of the first porn Hub Awards. Now what.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
You know what, Actually that makes sense and I'm gonna
tell you why because back when I was a Kanye fan,
Rest in Peace he had like early early like it
might have been either right before college dropout or around
college dropout, or like it was like the what is

(01:16:45):
it the Freshman Diaries or something like that his mixtape,
But anyway, he had an interlude where he talked about
going to the porn whatever the porn awards are, and
how he wore a hoodie and like put the hoodie
over his head. But he went to a porn award
show years and years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
Yeah, they have them, but this is porn Hubbs first
award show that's being But this comes out on Friday,
so it was yesterday. Oh there was this story came
out about a week ago, about a week ago, and
there are rigorous talks. So we'll see what comes of

(01:17:30):
it by next week. I would not be surprised if
Kanye West said yes to being the creative director of
Porn Hubbs.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
I would not be shocked at all. That seems like
it's right up his alley. You know, he loves to
do some show the name of art. He loves porn.
He's always loved porn. He's always been very vocal about
loving porn. I think I just fell in love with
a turn.

Speaker 14 (01:18:00):
Stop turned the.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Corn nuts in the porn Pa carn A corner nuts. Yeah,
k that old nigga. Oh some bit of sweet taste
made it go.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
Yeah yeah, yeah. Niggas love porn.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
Niggas do love film.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
The whole porn Tiger like he wasn't like in it,
like you know, it was like you know future be
making the videos like bitches is fucking yeah, Like he's
like apart but not apart.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
Oh it's like that. Okay, how was do you said?
You watch young a Mace she was apart or she
wasn't a part she directed, Oh but she wasn't apart.
Oh got it?

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
Okay, artiste. You know what's funny about Young Young in
May is the fact that she really perpetuates like mistogyny,
like down and it kind of sucks. But I don't know.
I don't know what to do with that, actually, but

(01:19:07):
I was just like I noticed that, and a lot
of people have brought that to my attition. I was like,
you know what she does, it sucks, but I don't know.
I don't know how to navigate that, like with studs,
So I don't it's odd. So I don't know, but
you know, it's like so hate you know, it's like
I guess it was like when gays stay or like

(01:19:28):
when people get off me using the word that word
y'all hate that I just used. I sure did, and
I'll say it again AnyWho. But yeah, I just you know, Hey, Kanye.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
He's dead, So I've never heard of a dead person
hosting anything. But cool, They're doing all kinds of things.
In twenty eighteen, at Coachella, Tupac hosted Coachella and performed
and whatever else.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
Well that's also because he's alive. He said, what the
fuck is up Coachella? He died Decay, a year before
Coachella was founded.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
It's fascinating.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
There ain't enough science in the fucking world for you
to tell me that that was a hologram, because I've
seen other holograms of other artists. I mean what they
did Michael Jackson and that and that Nigga looked like
Anne Hash and when they did Whitney Houston and she

(01:20:46):
looked like Kimberly Elise Ryan that I've seen holograms that
ain't them. That was not a hologram.

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
That was.

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
That was an in person in performance with a filter. No, yeah,
what the fuck is up?

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
What's up Coachella? And I was like, turn this computer off.
I was like, I must sage the room. You know
what I'm saying. Where is the tambourine?

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
Because and then had the nerve to perform Hail Mary.
I said, no, absolutely not. So you're gonna perform Hail
Mary from beyond? Absolutely not. This is real. You know
you're not gonna fool me.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Holiday scariest video.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
Scar Come with me, hell Mary, Nigga, run quick, see
what do we have here? It was weird, like it
was like a concept album, like he was like, I'm
mca Valley the dog killing Matti Star, like it was
just so much like he was a whole technic by then,

(01:22:07):
and I ain't a killer, but push me. It's the
sweetest joy us to getting pussy.

Speaker 18 (01:22:15):
Yeah, Hi Jay, high Equity, I'm calling. It's a Monday.
It gets the sixteenth. I don't know these days running together.
I'm at work at the moment, and I'm just I've

(01:22:36):
been over work today since yesterday, since I realized that
it was Sunday evening.

Speaker 20 (01:22:41):
And then I had to go back to work the
next day. And I don't have much to do today
at work, so I'm just trying to look busy so
no one would asked me to do anything.

Speaker 18 (01:22:54):
And just trying to make it to five o'clock.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
NA just so much.

Speaker 18 (01:23:00):
I'm ready for what and then the home so I
could check the nap. My name is tere Should. I
probably should have told you that at the beginning of
the video, but as you can tell, I'm prazzled. So
love you guys. Hope you guys are having a great day.
Hopefully we have a blessed week and I'll see all

(01:23:24):
fighting ready to know. I'll look ford to y'all every week.
So hope got here back from y'all. I'll get off
the phone now and actually go through some work, so
we'll see you about that though, But y'all have a good day,

(01:23:44):
see you later.

Speaker 8 (01:23:45):
Bye.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
That's the end of the show, all right, bye.

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
Take us to the live show. Listen to us on
the Friends Zone, follow us anywhere you can stock your excess,
and we'll see you.

Speaker 5 (01:24:05):
This episode of Jane and Dexty was produced by Abraham Timuisona.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
That woo kid, woo woo woo.

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
I would have did better, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
To me, it hits notes that I just am like,
God just did not put that in me.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
That's not my ministry. That's not everybody's calling.

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
Mary, Mary rest in Peace said, it's the guide in me.
That's not. Yeah, that's why I can handle.

Speaker 21 (01:24:40):
Yeah, napper, nohow, Yeah, that should be taking me there, napper.

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
Now have you heard this Spana version that comes on
that ship? Threw me off when it was Autoso, Yeah,
little Altos. I was like, oh my god, a Spanish
we international, Yeah we are, okay, that's probably what it

(01:25:12):
was because I was a Bush listening to it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
The ghetto.

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
We can take this part out there because they are loud.
That's good. They better be fucking dying. Actually that's the cops,
So better be drive by still hot up? Well actually
not because I got to take the train home. Fuck

(01:25:48):
Kyu fucking I hate him. He is I'm gonna call
him gay. You just act like a god. It wasn't
expected that any.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Stressed.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
I'm so annoyed that this has to happen. But it's
okay because the beeper is always funny.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
Hi ab hi I am.

Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
It's a pop culture episode this week, so have at it. Yeah,
you ready, do what you want, do what you want,
what you want with my body? Oh you that rab bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
Do you remember the twenty first night September Love was
changing the minds of pretendas while chasing the clouds way
ohs we're ringing and the key that alsoles were singing

(01:27:00):
as we desce in the night. Remember how the starts
all the night? Wait?

Speaker 3 (01:27:09):
Hey, hey, hey body? Uh sata you remember body death
in September? Body never was a cloudy day? Badom bodom,
whoa ha, whoa whoa wollolloo, whoa.

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
Sorry my intrusive instruments.

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
Won Hey, everybody, welcome back to the blackest Show about Nothing.
It's Jaden XD. Yeah. We are back from our not break,
yeah break, but it was a break here from the

(01:28:16):
main from the main stage, you know, be a little
bit little room to you know, air the poots out,
you know what I mean. Oh my god, sometimes you
got to let the poots out, you know. But it's true.

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
We'll talk about that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
We'll talk about yeah before we begin. Just because we
were gone didn't mean that there was a ceasefire happening.
So that Jade give us our news for this week.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
Unfortunately not. So we are currently on day three hundred
and thirty nine of the ongoing genocide in Palestine, and
god because at this point it has entered the West
Bank Gaza rapa all over the place and oh it's
so disgusting. So literally, as of yesterday, I believe there

(01:29:09):
was a massacre. Now again, like Xdy said, there's been
no ceasefire and there has been death and injuries every
single day because we know they are being targeted as
the people. But there was a great massacre yesterday. There
was an Israeli bombing of over twenty tents, twenty plus

(01:29:29):
tents in al Mawassee, which is the south a massacrering
of over forty displaced people while they were sleeping and
injured sixty people. So the bombs were so powerful that
were used. I need you all to really like put
this into perspective. They were so powerful that they left

(01:29:52):
twenty nine foot craters. That's the bombs that were used
on tents. Imagine going to a campground and somebody bombs
twenty families on that campground and leaves twenty nine foot craters.

(01:30:13):
That's how powerful they were. They're continuing to dig for
bodies in the sand. The footage is absolutely awful. It's atrocious.
Babies and children and innocent people just casually getting killed constantly.

(01:30:34):
And this is not even casual killings. And where are
you people who love to pipe up about veganism and
the earth and the animals into this and the that, y'all,
I have shit to say. If you don't give a
fuck about humanity, what about these twenty nine foot creators
in the ground. If you can't give a fuck about
a human being? Yeah, what about all the other stuff

(01:30:56):
that you stay screaming about? Doesn't matter at this point.
So that was awful. And again, these people are not numbers.
This is not twenty tenths were not bombed. Twenty families
were bombed, and we don't know how many people per family,
if who survived, and if they are the only survivor

(01:31:18):
who had to wake up and know that all of
their loved ones are gone. And then we know that
this has been a narrative literally shy of a whole
year for this particular iteration of the occupation and the genocide.
We know really this has been an ongoing thing since
nineteen forty eight. There are people who there are quote

(01:31:42):
unquote settlers who are taking over people's farms and land
building gates. In the next day they come back and
they're like, now this is ours because we have the
right to it. That's absolutely mad. Imagine you leave, you
go to work, you come home and there's a bunch
of people sitting at your dining room table and they

(01:32:03):
tell you, because of my birthrights, I have a right
to take your home away from you. So putting that
into perspective how this is working. Also, remember that polio
is on the rise and Gaza and they are current
sixty nine percent of the children have since received their

(01:32:24):
first doses of the polio vaccine and they're going to
start in the north soon. I don't want to be
a conspiracy theorist. I never want to tell anybody to
not do something. But that is concerning. That is concerning,
because if you all will bomb them and kill them
to death, who's to say stopping you? Right? Like, why

(01:32:46):
do we all of a sudden care about the disease
that they could get either a because of the selfishness
of what it could spread to your awful, atrocious French
American whoever soldiers or I don't know, you're just trying
to find another way to massacre these people. But the
next thing is we are currently on day five hundred

(01:33:07):
and fifteen of the ongoing genocide in Sudan. Also, things
have ramped up just all over the place. There was
RSF attacks reported on the village of Malat al Shabab,
sin Our State and al Kalab Jasira State, from which

(01:33:28):
our residents were forcibly displaced. As many as thirty RSF
drones reportedly shot down today in Elfasher. Also, there was
heavy RSF shelling on Sinar mains market that left twenty
five civilians dead and one hundred injured. One hundred people

(01:33:50):
again in Sudan. These people have been displaced from their homes,
told one day to get out, attacked, killed, sexually assaulted. Uh,
they are wandering. They a lot of them don't even
have tents. They don't even have tents. They're just in

(01:34:11):
the wilderness of Ethiopia. Some have tried to return home.
We know there has been heavy, heavy, heavy destruction to Khartoum,
which if you listen to the episode of Getting Grown
with Sarah Bs on Blast Online who she and I

(01:34:33):
and I. Sarah has been such a such a key
part of understanding the detriment of how of what the
situation is, bringing attention to it and allowing us to
to go and learn for ourselves as well. She's such
a gift to this world. And so when she broke

(01:34:55):
down how she lived in Khartum, how it was the
capital and it was thriving, and you got the marketplaces,
and you think about places like Brooklyn, you think about
places like Flatbush, and this is our homes, right, and
we will just say, oh, I got to run over
to church and go to the botanica, or I have
to go run over to ocean and go here or

(01:35:15):
whatever the case is. And to think that these people
have these lives and then one day they don't have
it any longer, and not only are they constantly in
jeopardy of death, but they are walking around with nothing
anymore because it's all been snatched from them. So again,

(01:35:36):
we're just we are going to continue to bring attention
to what's going on around the around the world, including
what's happening here at home, and know that they are
all interconnected. Again, like we talk about that all the time.
There's a reason why we why we are so invested
in what's happening. So those are the updates.

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
This. Yeah, hm hmm. My political chat needs to be
I have to explain something. Have I talked to you
about Tiffany Hinyard?

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (01:36:16):
Okay, well, I want to talk to you all today
about Mayor Tiffany Hinyard, who is a black woman mayor
you know very She's very like if one of the
city girls was like working in government.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
M m kind of like how I like one of
the OJ's was working in government.

Speaker 3 (01:36:42):
Funny you mentioned them, they come up in this story. So, uh,
Tiffany Hinyard is the mayor of Dalton Village or the
village of Dalton in a suburb of Chicago, and and
she is the supervisor of another town nearby, so it's
almost like she's mayor of two towns. Okay, mama has

(01:37:07):
been embezzling, but she has done it in such an
intricate way. Yeah, you can't. Like like she uses she
used the city credit card to spend forty thousand dollars
on Amazon, and nobody can figure out where how do

(01:37:30):
you spend forty thousand dollars at Amazon? They she found
a way or to figure out how to use the
corporate credit card or the city credit card to fund
trips for conferences in like Paris, and like she got.

Speaker 2 (01:37:50):
There, you are, you are supervising a town in Illinois.
What the fucking business you got in Paris?

Speaker 3 (01:37:58):
Yeah? Or they'll go to like New York for conference.
But I'm like, what conferences are you going to learn
how to run a fucking down? And then she was
she you know, because she's always for the kids, for
the kids, So like she uses like the city funds
to like make posters for herself and like propaganda and
submit people. And then I need to look at her eyes.

(01:38:21):
Oh when you Tiffany Hnyard Tiffany t I f f
A n y h E n A r h e
n y a r D. Like if you look on YouTube,
the news has they have. I've never seen news channels
that have lines on YouTube dedicated to her. So like

(01:38:44):
if you go on WGN on Chicago and you look
on their YouTube channel, there is a whole line of
videos dedicated to Tiffany. Why WGN had to sue the
City of Dalton to get records that are public knowledge
because they refuse to submit financials to a the state

(01:39:09):
and to anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
Elsevity Andy, Yo, every picture d a post of Lori
Lightfoot is crazy, like it's.

Speaker 3 (01:39:21):
Oh disrespect guess So guess who discovered that they have
been doing all this like shady dealings with money. She
ran the special investigation to figure out that there was
some shit afoot. And the trustees are they're all like

(01:39:41):
esteemed black women and it's a very black town, both
of these are, and so they're very like it's it's
mess and beef right, And so then she hired a
police chief who happens to be who just got indicted
for bankruptcy fraud, and fraud from the city because he's

(01:40:04):
a police chief, but he received one hundred and thirty
thousand dollars in overtime pay on top of him, on
top of his extra salary.

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
Lawless and Illinois yo.

Speaker 3 (01:40:16):
And then she found a way to fire everybody keep
his job and figure out a way so he could
still be sheriff. But he don't have a gun, so
sheriff that he doesn't have a gun literally, And then
the other day she illegally hired a new administrator without
life because probably who has felonious passed himself.

Speaker 2 (01:40:41):
Of course couldn't be.

Speaker 3 (01:40:44):
And also her honorey like thing like she bought she
used to come the city's funds to get us roller
skating and ring for the children for the city. Okay,
it only opened. It only opens when she has an
event there which is either a campaign event or something

(01:41:05):
for her charity in her name. That and her charity
just got shut down by the state government because of
some shadey financial dealing. So Tivity Henyard, if you want
to have like a deep dive, go on YouTube is
serge tiffty Henyard. It is wild. We might have to

(01:41:29):
do an ABC show.

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
I think we might need to because this is this
is pure niggas.

Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
Oh yes, that is the news. I was like, damn,
I'm old, I'm like watching the news. But no funk
that this is entertaining.

Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
What you mean every like school drop off? If I
slept in a suit.

Speaker 3 (01:41:49):
Like like Lori Lori Lightfoot looks like she's like a
like a cartoon villain that just got electrocuted.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
And it got to the little skeleton with the human.

Speaker 3 (01:42:02):
Yeah yeah, and like smokes and like.

Speaker 2 (01:42:05):
This bitch is exhausted. Like this bitch is exhausted.

Speaker 3 (01:42:09):
And what's crazy that she never used to look like that,
Like she used to look like a lively person.

Speaker 2 (01:42:15):
Let me see, like when she was campaigning before and
after office. Here we go, god test, bitch has been
awake from twenty days and forty nights. Wait oh wait

(01:42:37):
wait wait.

Speaker 3 (01:42:39):
Yeah, mama looks different.

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
She got a French role in a beat. This is
a totally different person. She looks like raging hunter.

Speaker 3 (01:42:51):
Yeah yeah, who is this new person from Asian regime
to raccoon?

Speaker 2 (01:43:00):
This is crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:43:02):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (01:43:03):
Wait she got a white wife.

Speaker 3 (01:43:06):
That doesn't surprise me.

Speaker 2 (01:43:07):
I'm not either, but she's tall.

Speaker 3 (01:43:10):
She gives me one to Syke's energy anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:43:13):
Yeah, especially when she was walking out of the store
with that big old thing and beer about to go
get lit.

Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
She's not, she's a stone top. Those are two different.

Speaker 2 (01:43:26):
Oh, she is because she's dressed like Morris Chestnut right
here in this picture with Nelson Mandela Beck and she
got a flat top.

Speaker 6 (01:43:37):
Nigga Lord.

Speaker 22 (01:43:50):
Okay, uh goodness, that was a lot of a sentence.

Speaker 3 (01:44:03):
Today is a catch up day. We've been gone for
like Hella's, and so we're gonna tell you all what
happened to us since we've been gone. Yeah, yeah, and
discuss some ship that's happened in pop culture. Maybe forget
to it. Let's pay some bills, you know, thank you
for supporting us and holding us down, you know well

(01:44:28):
being been away. But you know, tell a friend we
bike each and every Friday on Patreon. Tell them, you know,
become an agent of chaos. You know, it's been such
a community while we were gone. You know, things didn't stop, Yeah,
not at all, but you know, our Patreon is never

(01:44:52):
really stopped running, even on our break.

Speaker 2 (01:44:55):
We took a little small break, but you guys still
have all your love. After lack of recaps and we
come back with the Hills and Marry Mary this week,
and XD had me watching some religious outlaw bullshit on
the ABC show.

Speaker 3 (01:45:10):
So I did. And and then there's Big Brother every
week through November. I'm gotta be honest with you. I
don't know how I feel about covering Survivor this season. Well,
we'll discuss, so we might need to move on to
something else.

Speaker 2 (01:45:25):
That's fine with me. I think we should cover Tea Tamara.

Speaker 3 (01:45:38):
I do want to watch her news show and I
don't know people, yeah, yeah, teenagers, Yeah, I am. I
am interested. Also, the Brax has made me said, I'll
talk about that later.

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
I have a quite no, no, no, I have a
If you guys want Braxton recaps, by the way, you
must check out Bonnie Scott. Remember we we love Bunny Scotch,
sister to the show. She does Braxton recaps, and you know,
she's very thorough with it. And I have a question
that I'm meant to actually call her about. There's a
I don't watch the show, but I see the commercials

(01:46:16):
when I have to do love after lock up notes,
was Evelyn missing some teeth for she missing? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:46:28):
Mm hmm, okay, she got guys, like she has ill
fitting ditchers.

Speaker 2 (01:46:33):
Well that's always been mm hmm yeah, because they speaking
of which Dame, Mama dame.

Speaker 3 (01:46:45):
That was crazy, like they aggressively just came out.

Speaker 2 (01:46:50):
Was like, whoa, she just moved to camera, kept talking. Yeah,
we see the deep slip out of your head. Yeah, okay,
so Evelyn was she's missing. So but they're so rich, Like,
I'm just confused.

Speaker 3 (01:47:11):
Rich people don't take care of their teeth all the time.
Morgan has every shade of brown.

Speaker 2 (01:47:17):
No, you're not wrong, and I told you he spread
is musty.

Speaker 3 (01:47:21):
But I also you see what I mean. You see
what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:47:28):
He's gonna assume me Morpheus, please.

Speaker 3 (01:47:35):
And I can't say that she's sad. I have to
say that, but who said?

Speaker 2 (01:47:41):
Who say?

Speaker 3 (01:47:44):
What's her name? God? I can't. I can't think of
her name. Oh yes, we're.

Speaker 2 (01:47:53):
About to text.

Speaker 3 (01:47:54):
I have to, okay because it would get back to them.

Speaker 2 (01:48:08):
Oh my god? Wait wait what about her?

Speaker 3 (01:48:14):
They're very sad?

Speaker 2 (01:48:15):
Yeah, but why did you their teeth?

Speaker 3 (01:48:19):
Just think in general they're just very sad.

Speaker 2 (01:48:20):
That up most a lot of them be sad like.

Speaker 3 (01:48:25):
But my point is this, like, no, that's a problematic
thing to say. And I shouldn't say that, so I
can't even say that to you. But I will say
is that if I'm a celebrity and I have a
bunch of money, I would ensure that I have the
full team for success.

Speaker 2 (01:48:43):
This is what I'm saying. You're not about to shart me.
And my whole side mouth is like like missy, like.

Speaker 3 (01:48:50):
I like, you know what's crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:48:53):
Like and they put it in a highlight reel and
a commercial.

Speaker 3 (01:48:56):
Like like I didn't realize how long I have been
missing this too, Like it's been like fifteen years.

Speaker 2 (01:49:03):
Yeah, I mean as long as I've been.

Speaker 3 (01:49:05):
Yeah, it's been gone. So I was like, oh my gosh,
Like that's crazy. But now that I watch and I'm thinking,
I'm like I'm super critical and I'm looking and I'm like,
y'all make way too much money.

Speaker 2 (01:49:15):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:49:16):
I was like, like, other health issues be damn, but
like teeth is one of those things like if you
could afford it and you have the money, that's how
I know how rich you are for real, for real.
Not no, I'm I'm on a payment plan. Them homes
could pay out.

Speaker 2 (01:49:31):
Right, No, I agree. I just don't understand how you
go on a television show with a highlight reel and
a commercial and and say, yes, y'all can use this
one clip of me and zoom in on my mouth
where half of it is missing teeth.

Speaker 3 (01:49:48):
Yeah, that's concerning.

Speaker 2 (01:49:50):
It was concerning for me.

Speaker 3 (01:49:52):
But yeah, but that show also, they're gonna have to like,
there's only so many episodes we could talk about our
fallen sister, you know what I mean, Like I understand
he's passed and we're grieving. Yes, hopefully only season one
is about that, and then we move on to season
two to something else.

Speaker 2 (01:50:06):
I'm sure. How long ago?

Speaker 3 (01:50:08):
Do you?

Speaker 4 (01:50:10):
Never?

Speaker 3 (01:50:12):
No, during the pandemic? Yeah, it was during the pandemic
or during lockdown? Excuse me?

Speaker 2 (01:50:17):
On top of it, they dysfunctional as fuck regardless.

Speaker 3 (01:50:20):
Like outside, But I'm glad they moved on from harping
on their daddy cheating on their mama like forty.

Speaker 2 (01:50:25):
Years like seventy five years ago. God damn that niggas
got grown kids by his third wife.

Speaker 3 (01:50:31):
Yeah yeah, but any who, Patriots Lit subscribed to us
on YouTube. We got some good shit over there. You know,
we out here, We're everywhere, you know, support the kids,
Support the homies. You know. Yeah, let's take a break

(01:50:53):
and we'll be back with more us hit it Claude
and we're black. So we've been gone for a minute.
You want to start. How is your month?

Speaker 2 (01:51:10):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:51:11):
Busy?

Speaker 2 (01:51:12):
Fuh my god, it's just been NonStop. So you was
talking about farts and letting things air out earlier.

Speaker 3 (01:51:22):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 23 (01:51:25):
I have been vegan for three days, well.

Speaker 2 (01:51:39):
Vegetarian, because at one point I was like, no, fuck
did I'm putting cheese in the cella because I had
this fabulous honey walnut orange goat chevre from the Farmer's Market,
And so I made this really good salad with like
roasted golden beats, perull sweet potato, and then like some

(01:52:02):
nice greens. I think I did some sunflower shoots, radis shoots,
pea shoots and uh and then I was and then
I did some red onion and some toasted some toasted pecans,
and I said, nigga, I'm putting cheese in this like
I'm putting I'm using this delicious fucking cheese and putting
it here. But I haven't had meat for three days,

(01:52:26):
which you know is vegan for me. So mm hmmm,
I have a headache.

Speaker 3 (01:52:38):
Well, let's back up. Why are we choosing?

Speaker 2 (01:52:41):
Okay, so you know I'm on my road to forty.

Speaker 3 (01:52:47):
Yeah, oh yes, happy birthday. Your birthday was this week?

Speaker 2 (01:52:51):
Thank you. It was on Wednesday, you know, being the
date that my birthday is. Like when the thing happened,
I forgot, so I don't even make a big deal
out of it. It's just like, you know, nine to
eleven happened, sweet sixteen and then boom we done.

Speaker 3 (01:53:12):
Here.

Speaker 2 (01:53:13):
Oh I guess that.

Speaker 3 (01:53:14):
Was red do a clip which reminds me.

Speaker 2 (01:53:19):
To tell you something in a second. So road to forty,
I'm like, all right, you know, let's make sure that
we have all of our doctor's appointments and like identify
anything that might need to be identified, you know, get
anything like you know, work on it that needs to
be worked on, and just try to really be diligent

(01:53:42):
about ritual and routine. So I said, you know, my workout,
my morning workouts I do. I am a PTA mom now,
which I will get to that later, but like do
the drop off. I'm like, okay, then I have to
do the workout. I want to make sure I'm doing
my elixirs every morning that help with my immunity and
so forth and so on. So Mary put me onto

(01:54:02):
this just a natural herbal cleanse, but it's through a company.
I'll list all of that stuff if you all are interested.
Where it is herbs that clean your that focus on
cleaning not just your system like your colon and your
intestines and so forth, but also your organs and your blood.

(01:54:24):
So it's got a nettle leaf and a lot of
really bitter things in it that are that are helpful
in flushing the toxins from your system. And you do
it as a three part t every morning and really
like when you buy it, it lasts you. You can
do like a ten day cleanse even but because we
split it and then we like split a half of

(01:54:45):
half because I did it before this was we just
said a three day cleans I said'm gonna do something
short and sweet before my birthday and just kind of
give myself a jump start, right, So that's where they
so they recommend that you eat plant based with it
because it's more effective. But again I said fuck that,
and I said, I'm eating cheese. So that's how I've

(01:55:06):
been vegan for three days. And you know, I'm a
kind of miserable. Yeah, I you know, I'm kind of miserable.
I I you know, the same way that some people are,
Like I think I'm vegan naturally, Like at four years old,
I just realized I don't like meat, like I just

(01:55:26):
I'm like, oh, I'm the opposite, right, I'm shocked by them,
but they're probably shocked by me. Because Mary asked, I
went to go pick up the last batch of tea
this morning, and I was already a little crabby because
I had to drive from across Brooklyn, like because I
had to drop Noah and then go to the other side.
You know, traffic is awful these days, so it took
me damn near an hour to get through Brooklyn, but

(01:55:51):
and not even deep to go for work anyway. So
she was like, how do you feel now that we're
on the third day, Like, do you feel lighter and
more energetic and blah blah blah blah. And I do
feel a little more energetic. I will give you that
I'm tired naturally because my sleep schedule has been off,
but I do feel a little bit more energetic and lighter.
But I told her, I said, honestly, I hate this shit.

Speaker 3 (01:56:12):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:56:15):
Like I don't feel better. I was like, I think
my body wants meat, oh so, but no, I do
feel good. I'm gonna do it every so often and
then also take those herbs and incorporate them into my
morning teas just to kind of do like a small
daily cleanse. Maybe I'll eat plant based or vegetarian like

(01:56:36):
a couple times a week, just to give my body
a break. But yeah, this is how I've confirmed that
veganism is not for the kid.

Speaker 3 (01:56:47):
That's real. I'm I'm so surprised. How long are you
doing this? You're doing ten days?

Speaker 2 (01:56:53):
Three? Yes, and I don't know, said fuck it, but
I I was like, you can't, like you can't just
do it and then just all of a sudden just
be like, no, eat chicken at seven o'clock, like, just
carry you through the night. Tomorrow's my birthday, you know,
and then we back to We're back to normal.

Speaker 3 (01:57:13):
Yeah. I mean, listen, there's nothing wrong with m there's
nothing wrong with reducing your meat intake. No, I'll say that.
You know it's good for you. It's good for the
environment very much. I so between you and me, as

(01:57:34):
if the rest of the world is I too, have
made a dietary change. Mm hmm, I am eating.

Speaker 2 (01:57:46):
I could have resist.

Speaker 24 (01:57:55):
I'm sorry school, it's so am I.

Speaker 2 (01:58:06):
Okay, I'm sorry. I continue. No, I'm not sorry strictly.

Speaker 4 (01:58:18):
No, I have.

Speaker 3 (01:58:19):
I have. I've rejoined the w w.

Speaker 2 (01:58:24):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (01:58:25):
Okay, yeah, they you know, people talked about them, but
they worked for me. I'm not advertising them at all
because I don't believe in advertising weight losses on this program.
But what I will say is that, yeah, but I
will say they have helped me in the past, and
I have moved in a space where I need the

(01:58:49):
help that's real and non medication wise, because I don't
want to do that. I feel like, leave that to
people who truly truly need it. But just some sort
of like food structure and stuff would be helpful and
and so far, so good. I've lost some, you know,

(01:59:12):
And it's not like it's not a bad thing. It's
just like I still do what I want.

Speaker 2 (01:59:15):
It's just yeah, no, it's helpful. I remember I did
it in my twenties, and I remember it being now.
I went to one of those fast meetings and I said,
get this out of here, you all losers. Everybody in
here is sad.

Speaker 3 (01:59:31):
Yeah, like, I see how it's important for some people,
but of.

Speaker 2 (01:59:34):
Course being a bitch, but yeah, not for me. It
was not the environment for me, and I'm not the
environment for y'all. This is not healthy for y'all or myself.

Speaker 3 (01:59:43):
It's like, that's like, this is us when Kate and
then went to Fat Anonymous.

Speaker 2 (01:59:50):
Because why the way that they used to do Kate
on that show and she was also awful.

Speaker 3 (01:59:56):
Yeah, well she killed her father, so I don't really
know then AnyWho.

Speaker 2 (02:00:00):
The toaster, it was that damn dog. But it was
helpful when I did it, I because essentially it was like,
all right, if you eat a Chick fil a number
one mil, that's fourteen hundred calories and you're only allowed

(02:00:23):
fifteen hundred calories for the day. So then from there,
you know, your vegetables are like zero zero points, should
I say?

Speaker 10 (02:00:32):
You know?

Speaker 2 (02:00:32):
The things that are leaner, they're like one point or
zero points or two points, depending upon what it is.
So it forces you to be like, all right, I
ate my maximum points for the day, so now I
have to focus on things that are less than So
I can see how that's.

Speaker 3 (02:00:47):
That's literally what it is, and that's what happened like
I was out and I didn't want to. I limited
myself within reason, right, Like okay, girl, you don't need
the Oreo cheesecake, you know. So it was just like,
but you can have this chicken and waffle situation. Yes,
that's not what I had, but you get what I mean. Yeah,

(02:01:09):
it was about balance and I had. I had found
seated watermelon and I was like, oh this is sweet.
So I was like thisser, you know, balance, I know,
forcing me to you.

Speaker 2 (02:01:20):
Know, and if yours about to go bad, freeze it
and then blend it up and make yourself a little sobet.

Speaker 3 (02:01:27):
Oh yeah, I think I'm about to buy a ninja creamy.
Those are a little ice cream maker situation I've never seen.
Oh yeah, it's and probably after this, because your FBI
agent is listening, it's going to be filled with nothing
but ninja creamy wasted energy.

Speaker 2 (02:01:46):
I already have a quizin art ice cream maker. Save
it for something else. Send me some good knives, nigga legs.

Speaker 3 (02:01:59):
Oh my god, speaking of it's been a heat wave here.
Oh like California is on fire the world but yes, no,
like literally again yeah over in Uh. Well, first of all,
a couple of things are happening in this state, can

(02:02:19):
I tell you?

Speaker 2 (02:02:20):
Yes, so.

Speaker 3 (02:02:26):
Wildfire because it has been over one hundred degrees for
the last eight days. Like it's so like today I
think might be the coolest. And it's in the eighties
or no, it's not.

Speaker 2 (02:02:45):
It's ninety Los Angeles eighty nine feels like ninety thirty
seven percent humidity. That's nothing. Oh, you guys are about
to get a little bit of a break.

Speaker 3 (02:03:00):
Oh yes, I know this week, but but yes, the
problem is yeah, the problem is with this, with this
fire is that it's near like aircraftic control communication equipment.
So they keep calling this the airport airport fire because
it's like, girl, get this contained otherwise.

Speaker 2 (02:03:25):
You need you need to get this. We need to
get in a location that's not millions of miles.

Speaker 3 (02:03:30):
Away, I know. And then they had to I've never
heard of this before. They had to evacuate like two
hundred homes, not because of the fire, for a whole
other issue. The earth is moving so rapidly, yes, but

(02:03:55):
it has ruined sewage and electricity, and so the electric
company was like, we can't provide power to that part
of California. So and because due to rapid like earth
shifts and movement and stuff like the apparently something in
the thing moves about like uh foot a court, like

(02:04:19):
a foot every year or something like that. Like it's
crazy how rapid this shit is moving. And this community
is a cliff community, so if it continues to go,
it falls right into the fucking ocean.

Speaker 2 (02:04:33):
So, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (02:04:34):
So these people are like, what do I do about
my home? I can't sell it because it's unlivable, Like
you're telling me there's no power and you're not going
to be able to fix it or fix the sewage.

Speaker 2 (02:04:48):
And we just gotta up and move. Yeah, and can't
make no money on where we already live.

Speaker 3 (02:04:54):
No, So now there's this big like state of emergency
discussion about like, well, what do you do? Do you
buy their land? Like do you give them their land value?
You know, so they can move and purchase a home.
But that makes it very difficult because a lot of
people are you know.

Speaker 2 (02:05:10):
Here's an idea. Stop sending billions of dollars to people
who are demolishing an entire existence with billions and billions
of dollars worth of equipment and weaponry. You could stop
doing that and figure out how to help your own
fucking people. You could.

Speaker 4 (02:05:32):
That's nuts.

Speaker 2 (02:05:34):
Now here's my next question. M you said these are
on a hill next to the oceans.

Speaker 3 (02:05:41):
It's a mixed community actually, because when I looked at
the news, I was like, oh, it's a rich.

Speaker 2 (02:05:49):
What Oh no, which makes sense because you know there
was some brown faces. It means they already knew something
and was off about that land.

Speaker 3 (02:06:03):
Now growing up, Like even in the Bay there was
landslides and shit, right, And I've always known then, like
this can't be that sustainable, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (02:06:13):
Like, and you all have to know this when you
create these developments, but you do them, and you do
it anyway because of greed and capitalism.

Speaker 3 (02:06:21):
Because of greed and capitalism and uh classism, right, because
this whole idea when people want to live in the
Hollywood hills and outlaw portions of the world where we
shouldn't be living because that's not where humans need to
live except billy goats, right, you know, you get it

(02:06:43):
always kills me when you see them ghosts standing on
like the mountains, they just be posted, not moving, but
just sitting there. I was watching I was watching this one.
It was this National Geographic and it was like so
like everything was like beef and these billy goats like

(02:07:04):
they got our mountain goats. They got into beef with
one another and apparently like they tried to throw one
another off the cliff. It was wild.

Speaker 2 (02:07:13):
Okay, it gets outlawed.

Speaker 3 (02:07:17):
Oh it does. Nature gets active?

Speaker 2 (02:07:21):
Oh oh. Tristan put me onto this page years ago
called nature is Metal.

Speaker 3 (02:07:28):
That's why I follow.

Speaker 2 (02:07:29):
Nature is scary and Nature is Metal shows how these
animals be whooping each other's asses and it is amazing.
They're like, would you like to engage in fisticuffs? What
else has been going on on this break?

Speaker 3 (02:07:49):
Yeah, well it's not for us to take a break anyway. Yes, yes,
we forgot how to do our child sleeping for break.

Speaker 2 (02:08:00):
I don't yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:08:02):
I know. Let's take a break and we'll be back
with more hit it clad and we're black. We are here,
you know, still here like tshah, blueberries out of my
fucking teeth. So my high school reunion is coming soon, yes,

(02:08:31):
And so I I was really struggling back and forth
with wanting to go or not. You know, I was
kind of like, you know, I don't really talk to
them and blah blah blah blah blah. But then I
had an idea. I'm gonna go Okay, However, I realized

(02:08:56):
that I can craft a whole new idea and they
would never know no hold on them.

Speaker 2 (02:09:03):
Well, first of all, I just I thought you were
about to steal from them and then finish. No.

Speaker 3 (02:09:08):
So like I was watching Romeo Michelle's high school reunion
and they were like, we invented post its and they
would have got away with it if Janine Garofalo didn't
out them, because Alan Cumming would have let them go
with it. But whatever saying Noah.

Speaker 2 (02:09:27):
Noah, can you close the door please, you know, just
close my door? Okay, cool clos I'm dead ass at
the build to recorded. I'm not cutting this out. She

(02:09:54):
really me, I she took I made her take a
like like a just a quick little swallow of that
terrible tea mm hmm. And I filmed it. I filmed
us taking the tea. And we've been having a good time.
Me and just think I've been kicking it because I
take her to school every day now since her and

(02:10:16):
her father are now separated in different schools, I know
an adjustment.

Speaker 3 (02:10:24):
How is she like her new school.

Speaker 2 (02:10:25):
She's loving it actually, So okay, So guys, Noah Noah
started middle school. She's in sixth grade, and it's a
really dope school. It's a really dope school that I
think is going to feed all of the different aspects
that we were looking for academically and otherwise. So I'm

(02:10:49):
I'm grateful that because it was let me tell you,
it's a challenge trying to figure out where she was
going to go to middle school. And I thought about
it and I said, Okay, I think we found our
middle school home. As long as everything goes well for
this year, you know, that's what she'll stay the next
two years. But also I was like, then we don't
even have to think about high school for another like

(02:11:09):
a year and a half, two years. And then I
was like, we have to think about high schools in
another year.

Speaker 3 (02:11:17):
Yeah, Like and in the way and the way New
York operates, you have to it's like a college.

Speaker 2 (02:11:26):
Entrance, yeah, because you have more choices for high schools
depending upon what you want to specialize in or focus on.
So yeah, I'm it's nuts.

Speaker 3 (02:11:39):
Oh my gosh, she gonna go to LaGuardia.

Speaker 2 (02:11:42):
I don't know name I learn how to fly.

Speaker 3 (02:11:52):
Named Leroy as her friend.

Speaker 2 (02:11:54):
I'm sure she'll find one along the way. I mean
they'll have a different name now, like there's no age.

Speaker 3 (02:12:00):
That will be a non non binary name.

Speaker 2 (02:12:03):
River there we there we go. Or she'll have like
a gay homeboy named Samir or something. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:12:14):
They'll have normalized homage by then.

Speaker 2 (02:12:16):
Yeah, no more, James's maybe not there was homage is
now I realized that I'm disgusted with it now at
this point. But Noah has an era name. She has

(02:12:37):
an era name. She's like, she's like the Tiffany of
the eighties.

Speaker 3 (02:12:41):
I think we're alone now. Who was performed? I feel
like she performed here at Tiffany did this summer like
and she performed that song I think we're alone. It
was like some weird like eighties like concert. Well, no,
it was like a world eighties to back thing. It
was like Tiffy. I feel like Ice Tea performed whose

(02:13:05):
daughter looks exactly like him? And you could do with that?
What she will? I know?

Speaker 2 (02:13:09):
Wait, let me let me have the same reason.

Speaker 3 (02:13:13):
Because it was first day of school the other day
and he posted her him and Coco posted, and I
was like she Coco was.

Speaker 2 (02:13:23):
Just wait, oh, never mind. I thought this child's name
was Letitia, but that's his oldest No. I was like,
wait oh yeah she oh, she looks just oh I
hadn't seen updated. Yeah, her name is Chanel.

Speaker 3 (02:13:47):
Okay, yeah, cocol.

Speaker 2 (02:13:51):
What Noah, the what I can because they're in your
tip draw on the right with the rest of the
dance stuff. Yes. Sorry, that's a lie because you said

(02:14:17):
that already four times ago. That's a lie. Oh this okay, Yeah,
she's her daddy's child. This looks like she looks like
she should be on s VU except she got pumpkins
on her dress. That's crazy crazy Yeah, wow, wow, wow.

(02:14:44):
James Earl Jones side.

Speaker 3 (02:14:47):
Yeah, he did. You know, it is so funny because
there's nothing I don't have anything about, no, because I
you know, I watched Frasier night you know, is to
Go to Bed showing the night before the episode that
he was on that James Earl Jones was on happened

(02:15:08):
to play like before I went to sleep, And it's
an interesting episode because you could tell, like, you know,
James Earl Jones was the actors and so it's always
Kelsey Grammar honestly, and so they were they were acting off.
I was like, oh they are they are, Olivia, Yeah

(02:15:32):
it did you know? Like then Chris Righter is gonna
play the Circle of Life and you know that's the
one song that gets me all misty and emotional. Yes,
we are in the circle.

Speaker 2 (02:15:42):
We gotta go watch all the James Jones movies.

Speaker 3 (02:15:44):
How to watch Claudeine. I should want to ask him
and Diane Carroll The sand Lots.

Speaker 2 (02:15:54):
I love Diane Carrol so much, Gosh, I love it.

Speaker 3 (02:15:57):
Damn me too.

Speaker 2 (02:15:59):
Yeah, the Sandlot Remember when she was I don't know,
out of all of the things that Diane Carol has
been in, like, out of all the things Carol has
been in, every time her name is mentioned, no, I

(02:16:19):
I think it's you. She was playing, not even Jackie's bag,
Like that's not even like the second or the third
image different. I told you this girl I used to
be friends with, Debbie Morgan, was her stepmother.

Speaker 3 (02:16:38):
That's so random, And she says.

Speaker 2 (02:16:40):
She was mean as motherfuck so every time. But then
that girl ended up being be so I was like
every time every time Debbie Morgan come on my TV,
I'd be like, oh, that's what's her face? Ex mother,
stepmother and she might be beating as fuck, but she

(02:17:01):
might not be have just hated her.

Speaker 3 (02:17:06):
Probably it's probably it's.

Speaker 2 (02:17:11):
What else happened.

Speaker 3 (02:17:15):
Yeah, he did overdose, I believe.

Speaker 2 (02:17:19):
Right, Yeah, which is really.

Speaker 3 (02:17:22):
I you know, I what's the light out of this
whole situation is when Quevo decided to go to Instagram
and post a picture of of the migos and you know,
Kwan and Jeffrey. But in the picture, he posted emojis

(02:17:48):
over each person, so over Takeoff, he put like a
dove because he's dead, Over Rich Homi Kwan, he put
a dove over you know, because he's dead. Off Set,
he put a heartbroken emoji over his head. And this
Nigga decided to put a broken chain over fucking thuggers.

(02:18:14):
Is that in jail? You gotta google it because they're like,
took it off? Yeah, because it was his story. It
was a history the day Rich and it.

Speaker 2 (02:18:24):
Was like he's not well, he's not well. Holds on Quavo.
I know Rachel was up there like Nigga or I
know I was, I know he was wherever he was.
He was like where is this.

Speaker 3 (02:18:42):
It's like in a good place where they're in like
purgatory and it just looks like Bakersfield.

Speaker 2 (02:18:47):
Okay, it's the middle place. First of all, that's the
middle place holds on images. You know, Takeoff's death really
still makes me very sad, and the migos breaking up
also makes me very sad. But let me tell you something.

(02:19:10):
This is how you know, Takeoff was the anchor and
like the better rapper out of everybody, although Offset was
a close second.

Speaker 3 (02:19:23):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (02:19:24):
I have really been getting my life and it's not
new to Quevo and take offs hotel lobby. That's my
that's my Jim, that's my Jim.

Speaker 3 (02:19:38):
I miss early migos, like you know what I mean,
like early, like they were hungry, not too.

Speaker 2 (02:19:46):
Early because my first introduction to Migossace and we all
were cackling in that office like what in the fuck
is this? But then quickly after it was like, oh now,
hold on, wait a minute, okay, Quavo I g post
rich Homie kwan.

Speaker 3 (02:20:07):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (02:20:08):
Was he did he make to hit the Quan song?
Oh may God be with us? Never saw this being
a part of our journey. So him and Offset still
hate each other.

Speaker 3 (02:20:21):
Yeah, I wish they would. I wish, I wish.

Speaker 2 (02:20:23):
They handcuffs broken.

Speaker 3 (02:20:26):
Do you see what I mean?

Speaker 2 (02:20:28):
You see break every chain, Thugget.

Speaker 3 (02:20:31):
Yes, break every chain, Jeffrey, get free, Get loose, Jeffrey, loose, bugger.

Speaker 2 (02:20:42):
This is why you can't take niggas. You can't take
niggas too seriously because they always do some ship.

Speaker 3 (02:20:49):
Well.

Speaker 2 (02:20:50):
I I pray for that young man's spirit. I hope
that he had a easeful journey to wherever he was
supposed to. I don't know nothing about him, so I
can't you know, I don't. I don't don't know anything else.
You said, Hit the Kwan was or was not his song.

Speaker 3 (02:21:03):
I don't believe that was his song, but it.

Speaker 2 (02:21:05):
Was in spirit of him, sure, I would imagine. So
let me see rich Homi Kwan. What's song? Oh? And
what else did he have?

Speaker 3 (02:21:20):
My nigga, my nigga?

Speaker 2 (02:21:21):
Wait, No, that's not is that his song?

Speaker 3 (02:21:23):
It's him and YG and a bunch of other you know,
urban negro grio.

Speaker 2 (02:21:32):
They've been searching for his name. Oh he sings that
type of way, type.

Speaker 3 (02:21:36):
Of the way. Yeah, he was a hook girl. He
was the calice of of of the of the hip
hop scene for a while. Oh he looked he was able.

Speaker 2 (02:21:49):
What a handsome young man.

Speaker 3 (02:21:50):
Yeah, that makes me. I was thinking, because you know
who came on my my shuffle the other day while
I was at the gym, Young Dolph. Oh you paid,
young nigga get paid? How many of these young people young?

(02:22:11):
You know there was a porn star, porn actor that
just got killed the other day.

Speaker 2 (02:22:20):
Wait, no, that was bad timing, Jane.

Speaker 3 (02:22:22):
I had to, you know, I'm trying to.

Speaker 2 (02:22:24):
Because not everybody starts. Oh yeah right.

Speaker 3 (02:22:29):
Not everybody has a star.

Speaker 2 (02:22:34):
What are you saying, Well.

Speaker 3 (02:22:35):
You're dad, Wendy Williams.

Speaker 2 (02:22:37):
Sorry, it's like the other day when I took I
told you I was making the videos while I was
taking those teas, I told you they clean the bloods
in the work. This is awful. You can beleep this
ab I think you should you all can gage you
tell me what you think. It just blurted out another terrible,

(02:23:01):
intrusive thought. But as I was making the video or
taking it, it was so awful, I was like, oh, I'd
rather have a blood disease. And then I was like, no,
why would you say that. I had to.

Speaker 3 (02:23:11):
I was like, I've said it's fine.

Speaker 2 (02:23:18):
But I was I had to like, I had to shot.
I was to myself. I was like, why would you
fucking say that? You don't mean I don't say that.

Speaker 3 (02:23:25):
Yeah, yeah, you shouldn't say that.

Speaker 2 (02:23:28):
I know, yes, but it's so bad it tasted.

Speaker 3 (02:23:32):
I can't imagine like you eating drinking eye of New
Tea like that.

Speaker 2 (02:23:37):
You know, that's not that's not out of that's not
out of the box. It's the plant base. Also say
plant is because again, geez.

Speaker 3 (02:23:47):
So did you what did my mother ask you? Okay?

Speaker 2 (02:23:50):
So, oh my god, I forgot to answer her. Oh no, ago,
Oh my god? Holds one, Christie edited. Oh okay, hold wait,
oh no, please text her right now and tell her

(02:24:10):
we're recording and you just brought her name up and
I just tell her right now. Oh where is her text?

Speaker 4 (02:24:18):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:24:18):
I feel awful, mother? Hold oh god, Oh I'm the worst.
Tell her, I'm the worst. I can't even believe that
I forgot to text your mom back. What a nasty Okay,
I'll find it later, and you text her please and

(02:24:40):
tell her that I'm so sorry. So I'm joining the PTA.

Speaker 3 (02:24:46):
Mm hmmm, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (02:24:48):
Sure, I don't know. Yeah, I just feel like, you know,
all this talk we've been doing.

Speaker 3 (02:24:57):
Oh yeah, but I think it's importan. Well, I don't
know the type of people at your daughter's school, but.

Speaker 2 (02:25:03):
Like I was pleasantly pleased. I'm not subsprize. I would
never put her in a all white nothing, but I was.

Speaker 3 (02:25:17):
Could still be uppity negroes that ain't you know?

Speaker 2 (02:25:20):
This is also true. This is also true. But the
landscape looked was the landscape was was what I needed
when I got picked her up on the first day,
because remember we enrolled a little later, and so we
did the tour and obviously nobody is there but the educators,
and so I was like, all right, I really I

(02:25:41):
really appreciate the diversity of this staff because I met
at least like at least five black women teachers, a
couple of black male teachers. I met at least one
or two Latino male teachers. Like you know, it was
a nice diverse landscape, and I saw less. I could
count less white women than I could like the other people.

(02:26:01):
Mm hmm. But when I picked I didn't know what
the student landscape would be, and so when I picked
her up on the first day, I was like, I
feel good. I feel good all over. Mm yeah, actually
when I dropped her off, because that's when you really
see what's going on.

Speaker 3 (02:26:19):
Yeah yeah, well, yeah, PTA is super important. I remember
my friend and when growing up, his mom was always like,
my mother used to say something so shady and I've
never and this is the shadest thing she's probably ever
said in her life, but it's she was like pts

(02:26:45):
for women who don't have jobs. But I was like,
oh my god. And the reason why she said that
is because my friend in school, his mom was the
president of the PTA. Of the PTA, and her and
my mother went to high school together, and my mother,
my mother knew her but then slowly cared for her
all that much. She tolerated her because her son and

(02:27:08):
my son and me were friends. So every time, like, uh,
my friend's mom would try to get my mother into
something and she'd be like, I have a job.

Speaker 2 (02:27:19):
That was such a typical black mother response.

Speaker 3 (02:27:22):
I have to go to work. But then there'd be
moments where like I would tell her like, well, David's
mom did this and that, and so therefore she'd feel
like she need to compete and like show out and
stuff like that. So like like I remember like she
had she had. I wasn't like trying to like show up.
I would just I would just share with her when

(02:27:43):
she asked. I didn't want to be at the funk anyway.
I wanted to be at home. Like when my mother
would be like, oh, you want me to come on
the field trip? Okay?

Speaker 5 (02:27:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:27:57):
I was like, I don't want to go. Can I
stay home today? And she'd be like no go. I'm like, oh, okay,
well can I have more money than like it was
very much like you could come if you won't.

Speaker 2 (02:28:09):
Yeah, it doesn't make me money, never mind.

Speaker 3 (02:28:12):
Yeah, but when she was there, she made her presence
now and she's like, yes, I'm your mom. Like she
used to be very like like I don't know if
you try to overcompensate because you feel good because you
work it all the time, or because you hate these
other white women so bad that she wanted to just
put it in the face that you gainfully employed. Probably
a little from calum Man, a little from.

Speaker 2 (02:28:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just want to make my spirit
and my presence known just in case there's some bullshit
afoot on. Behalf of these babies and be like all right,
because I just didn't know what the landscape was gonna be,
which means I didn't know them and also my own
internalized massage. And he said, well, most of these bitches
don't have jobs.

Speaker 25 (02:29:06):
Millennial.

Speaker 2 (02:29:07):
So there's a couple of stay at home dads too.

Speaker 3 (02:29:09):
But that is so funny. It's good that we keeping
the recipes alive.

Speaker 2 (02:29:19):
We are Oh my god, let's take a break and
then I'm going to tell you what I accidentally went
down a rabbit hole on.

Speaker 3 (02:29:27):
Okay, hit a clause and we're back telling me I
don't get me.

Speaker 2 (02:29:35):
Toilet time, so I know it's outlaw. So I don't
know why this popped up. I think it's the food videos.
And then maybe.

Speaker 3 (02:29:48):
Maybe I have been watching a lot of food maybe.

Speaker 2 (02:29:50):
Just like it was, like, girl, we don't know what
else to show you, so I stumbled upon trailer trailer
home content and food videos like like like like trailer parks,

(02:30:11):
stay at home moms who also make like family and
food content.

Speaker 3 (02:30:16):
Are you talking about this one girl, the big hippie
white girl that got a black husband.

Speaker 2 (02:30:20):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:30:21):
If I on her and she got like battie, I'll
find her. I don't think AGENT show her to be
you know what I'm talking.

Speaker 2 (02:30:30):
Wait you talking about the big white lady.

Speaker 3 (02:30:32):
Mm hmmm. Her niggas like a firefighter and uh they
live in Florida and she has.

Speaker 2 (02:30:40):
Like I did.

Speaker 3 (02:30:42):
Yes, she looks like pink.

Speaker 2 (02:30:45):
Yes, she came. She was part of the algorithm. It
started off with this real short white woman who makes
the like it. It was like dinner, like, I'm this
is not I'm not being classes.

Speaker 3 (02:31:01):
And andres I watch the meals.

Speaker 2 (02:31:06):
And I'm like, well, God's still working.

Speaker 3 (02:31:10):
You don't have to go to culinary school or whatever
the fuck to know which ship looks good and when
it does it, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (02:31:16):
And then people be roaster, and I feel bad because
her babies are autistic, so they got sensory shit. So
then like she gives them the same shit because that's
what they'll eat, and she tries to make sure they
got the nutrients, so she'll give them like noodles with
nutritional yeast and some fruit or something else. And but
people be dogging her. They be dogging her in those comments.

(02:31:38):
They're like, why it's trailer park food and family content
is just a genre that I just didn't I didn't
think I would find I'm not your target audience, but
somehow I got swept up in it. And then it
brought a plethora of like tear horrablel Midwestern food mom content.

Speaker 3 (02:32:03):
Creators like salads like.

Speaker 2 (02:32:07):
That come with like marish, Like bro, how did I
get this out of Yeah? I think my FBI agent
heard me and like starts sifting a little bit of
it out. But it was a fascinating day on the toilet.

Speaker 3 (02:32:26):
Yeah, no, no, I feel you. I M Caucasian hood tours,
you know.

Speaker 2 (02:32:36):
I think, especially when they got the black husband effect.

Speaker 3 (02:32:41):
Oh yes, but I do watch. I do watch. I'm
fascinated by white moms in the Midwest because I I'm
because I'm I'm. It's not a it's not a lifestyle
that I would ever be familiar with.

Speaker 2 (02:32:59):
So they that's why I gotten to meet the Goldbergs.

Speaker 3 (02:33:02):
But it's also a lifestyle that is super American that
they try to like make us be representative representative of right,
So like the Goldbergs, Right, I didn't grow up that way,
but we all understand what the Goldbergs was in the
eighties and the magic spleetters and yes, wood paneling and
ship like that. Yes, So like on my TikTok, I

(02:33:24):
followed this white girl. She's like a mom of eight
and she meal preps for the whole week in an hour.
It is fascinating.

Speaker 2 (02:33:39):
Does the food look good or well, here's what she don't.

Speaker 3 (02:33:42):
She don't cook. She just prepares like like you would
do in a restaurant, like and all that stuff. When
it's time to go, it's time to go. All she
does is you know, her little ziplock that's smart or
whatever little taco night they have.

Speaker 2 (02:33:57):
And that's okay, that makes sense because that does that
does streamline things and make it. That's called me.

Speaker 3 (02:34:03):
And it's just so fascinating. And then like this other
woman I follow she they live in like some sort
of they live in Oklahoma, and she's like this big
white well she's not a big white lady. She reminded
me of like, uh, what's her name on Suzanne on

(02:34:27):
Designing Women, Delta Burke, And she got her like country lumberjack,
kind of attractive white man. And they make like, you know,
homemade things together like wine. Oh and like she made
like blueberry wine one day. She makes her own butter.
But like it's very much like they live in some

(02:34:49):
outlaw trait like it's not no glamorous white girl. I
go to Bunda every week, No like regular regular. I
drive a forward yeah, or what's it called a wind star?

Speaker 2 (02:35:07):
What are those now? Sienna's yes, used.

Speaker 3 (02:35:14):
To be the Plymouth Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:35:17):
Oh no they still make those. Yeah, they still make those.
You know you will. If you want to see what
mini vans are still, you know, being made, just drive
through Williamsburg on a Saturday and I'll just leave that
right there.

Speaker 3 (02:35:33):
Well, that's all I have. That's all I have for today,
because that's nope, nope, dope, dope.

Speaker 2 (02:35:44):
Shout out to the bitch from New Hampshire in that
little red smart car from this morning. I hope that
you're fucking I hope you choke on your spit in
the middle of your sleep tonight.

Speaker 3 (02:36:00):
Well that concludes today's episode. We're back. That's it.

Speaker 2 (02:36:06):
Yeah, I'll see you all next time.

Speaker 3 (02:36:09):
Bye.

Speaker 2 (02:36:16):
Baby. You don't pay me no mind, you I cook,
You don't love me no more. Maybe you need space
or some time. Your attitude it is a bridget double
and I don't want to make you unhappy. If you're

(02:36:37):
not happy, then you're free to gold because I don't
want you to stay no round. If I make you
so miserable.

Speaker 3 (02:36:49):
If you want men, then don't talk to me, then
don't talk to me. Go ahead and free yourself.

Speaker 4 (02:36:56):
Cool here. Wh whoa wow wow wow ha ha ha

(02:37:17):
whoa ho ho ha ha ha.

Speaker 3 (02:37:22):
How whoa ha ha ha ha ha ha whoa. Yeah,

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Welcome back to the Blackest Show about nothing is Jaded.
Next it is JT.

Speaker 2 (02:38:04):
I'm not gonna do it a good.

Speaker 3 (02:38:08):
It is. Yes, it is j teenth. If you did
not know, Jade can legally wear a cheetah print.

Speaker 2 (02:38:24):
Yeah, yeah, I now match my shoelaces to my airbrush
T shirt.

Speaker 20 (02:38:39):
Yeah you do.

Speaker 3 (02:38:41):
You can a happy birthday friend for your birthday friend.
That is amazing. Not too many folks get to be
on this side, and you know that is a blessing.
So happy birthday to you.

Speaker 2 (02:38:57):
Thank you for four decades of JA God bless the world.
You know what I'm saying, It's a blessing and I'm
grateful to be here. Kia called me out at the
live show. She was like, you know, when niggas find
out Jade's birthday is nine to eleven, they're not too shocked.

(02:39:25):
You know what I'm saying I couldn't it her be
But it's that's the truth. First, they if they don't
know me and they see my idea, they're like, oh
my god, I'm like, not not almost twenty years later? Crazy,
Wait twenty years.

Speaker 3 (02:39:41):
It was just twenty twenty. We had twenty we had
twenty five.

Speaker 2 (02:39:46):
Years now yeah, two thousand and one. Oh yeah, twenty
four years. You're right, I'm like, same reaction. It never changes.
But if they know he's twenty four since glitter, sorry,
glitter came not No. One what month?

Speaker 3 (02:40:02):
The same day, the same day, the September eleventh, the
Blueprint one, Glitter h please.

Speaker 5 (02:40:12):
No.

Speaker 3 (02:40:12):
Two weeks before it was the No More Drama album
and Aliyah that was the same day. Oh yeah, yeah, craziness, craziness.

Speaker 2 (02:40:23):
Wow, we have to do we haven't done. Two thousand
and one like as a year.

Speaker 3 (02:40:30):
Yeah, two thousand and one was the was an interesting
time for me.

Speaker 2 (02:40:35):
Oh it was the year we all died. I'm sorry,
go ahead.

Speaker 3 (02:40:40):
Yeah yeah, it was actually when AI actually started I'm
trying to think, yeah, we'll have a whole year about
two thousand and one. It was it's when I leaned
into the homosexuality. Oh, I was about to leaned in,

(02:41:01):
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (02:41:03):
I was, that's just glitch because I had so many thugs.
I was correlating so much. Have you ever see like
a montage whereas the buildings blowing up and then it
shows anohing bad and nothing bad. Not saying that your
anal sex is bad because I don't believe that to
be true.

Speaker 3 (02:41:23):
I just.

Speaker 2 (02:41:25):
I'm like so many things just like busted open that you're.

Speaker 3 (02:41:29):
Yeah, oh no, that didn't happened before that.

Speaker 2 (02:41:33):
I thought you said that was oh you leaned in
copy okay, right, yeah, that had nothing to do with
sex and everything to do with like accepting exactly.

Speaker 3 (02:41:56):
One was psychological. That was.

Speaker 2 (02:42:00):
Who Okay?

Speaker 3 (02:42:03):
But AnyWho, how is your week?

Speaker 24 (02:42:07):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:42:07):
My week has been, you know, as good as it
can be under the circumstances of hell. Went to Chicago
for getting Grown's final tour stop for the summer tour.
Pay attention, Summer Tour. Chicago is just it just remains

(02:42:28):
to be one of my favorite places in this country, truly,
Like the black people remain to be one of my
favorites of a group. You know what I'm saying. Chicago
was the one place where everybody announced where they were
from every time they got on the microphone. My name
is Tamika and I'm from the South Side of Chicago.
My name is Jessica and I'm from the West Side.

Speaker 15 (02:42:49):
It was like.

Speaker 2 (02:42:51):
It was a basic. Actually it was a basic.

Speaker 3 (02:42:54):
It's like New York when New York is you know
what part of the city. Therefore, yes, it's a it's.

Speaker 2 (02:43:01):
A very It just felt it felt good, you know
what I mean. And black people from Chicago are they're
just they're just magical. So we had a really good show,
had a really good time in Chicago, got to visit
my beloved Limbs Barbecue, you know, and had a real
good Limbs Barbecue experience. I'm not gonna put all that

(02:43:25):
lady's business out there, but she definitely I had a
real black auntie experience with the lady behind the counter
needed some help. She's now the main owner.

Speaker 4 (02:43:36):
Own.

Speaker 2 (02:43:36):
Like I said, I'm gonna be putting on her business
out there, but she she needed some help with something electronically.
And somehow me, Mary Kia and our and our homegirl
Jasmine looked like trustworthy black women, young black women. So
she was like, I need you all to do something
for me, and she comes from behind that glass and

(02:44:00):
we assisted her with what she needed. But I said,
you know, I just really love these very black, unchanged establishments.
They're very important for us as a people's you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (02:44:12):
Yes, I enjoy Chicago. I will be there this winter.

Speaker 2 (02:44:17):
You will be there this winter.

Speaker 3 (02:44:20):
Yeah. I'm spending the holidays with my in laws.

Speaker 2 (02:44:24):
Wow, God bless you. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:44:27):
I mean I've done that before. I did Thanksgiving there
and it's fine. It's you know, I'm not going to
be there like February and stuff. Christmas time, the holidays is.

Speaker 2 (02:44:39):
On, you know, and hopefully global boiling, you know, will
allow you to have a slightly enjoyable experience.

Speaker 3 (02:44:46):
Yes. Yeah, that's what I'm baking on. I'm baking on
big fossil fuel, you know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (02:44:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:44:53):
Oh God, because that's that's all that that's reliable these days.
It's the inevitable instructure of everything.

Speaker 3 (02:45:02):
Yeah, I know, when all those fails, that's cool, you know. Ah,
So I my week was cool, Fine, whatever the fuck,
I have something to tell you that I had to.
I had to wait here and I'm actually gonna ask

(02:45:23):
your husband about this, so you know, NBA two K
came out. You know it's it's it's a real nigga holiday.
You know, some of the women folks who are needy
have take issue with men paying play video games. But
I'm here to tell you, here to tell you that

(02:45:45):
one man's video game is another woman's night off.

Speaker 2 (02:45:48):
Hello, you need to like lean in sister's sisters being
non specific, listen to me.

Speaker 3 (02:45:55):
Listen to me, another woman's night off. Get you some business.
This is how I know. You folks who complain about
your niggas watching the sports or or whatever, get you
some business. That means you need to find yourself a
hobbyist to beat up under your man. That means you
are probably insufferable to be around the presence of men, folks,

(02:46:16):
be around your sisters. Girl. But AnyWho, that's not why
I'm here for.

Speaker 2 (02:46:20):
Wait, but to your point, real fast, hold on before
you move on. I just to that point, to what
you just said, I wish my nigga did. I wish
he did go back to watching sports, Like when he
started to pick basketball back up for I said, I
was like, oh my god, yes, he gonna go out
and watch the game sometimes if it was like a

(02:46:42):
big game. I'm like, oh, he's gonna go to the bar.
If it was like a decent game, he'd be in
the living room for some hours. I can just you know. Now,
he likes to explain his Excel spreadsheets to me.

Speaker 11 (02:46:52):
And I saw this video where this autistic man he
is actually autistic, okay artistic, and this former drug addict
lady are in a relationship.

Speaker 2 (02:47:03):
Oh my god, the lady's so sweet. But I want
never mind, so.

Speaker 3 (02:47:12):
Listen, I'll call that little negative blood special.

Speaker 2 (02:47:16):
I don't think you can say that anymore.

Speaker 3 (02:47:20):
I would give Oh what nations do? Fuck? Blood special?
Eat with rice?

Speaker 2 (02:47:29):
I just not. I Yes, So this video with this
artistic man and this lady, he is like explaining whatever
his obsession is to her and she is like affirming
him but also completely disassociating while eating her food. And
it's like a match made in heaven. And that was
me when Tristan was explaining his mathematics Excel sheet to me,

(02:47:53):
about breaking down all of the values of this and
the subcontext of the blah blah blah, and I was like,
you know, I love this, and I'm going to be
a supportive, you know, partner, and actually listen to what
you're saying kind of but I wish you watched sports.
But anyway, please continue your thought.

Speaker 3 (02:48:13):
Yeah, there moments I feel like, oh god, sorry, I
heard the barbecue manuf man boys, ship, boys, shit, drugs.

Speaker 2 (02:48:32):
I feel away, feel away. Not only did I grill
at your house, parallel parked your niggas car? Like what
am I?

Speaker 3 (02:48:43):
Boy? Ship?

Speaker 2 (02:48:53):
What were you telling me about?

Speaker 3 (02:49:00):
So he got NBA two K and to a K
twenty six brand new game because that every year?

Speaker 17 (02:49:05):
Right?

Speaker 3 (02:49:06):
So have you have you just in general? Have you
ever looked at the state of the players in the
National Basketball Association, not just the game, but just in general,
Like have you ever just seen in passing, like on Instagram,
like what they tend to look like?

Speaker 2 (02:49:20):
Now, oh yeah, they all look like like seventh and
a half graders, like everybody's awkward. They got But then
when you think about it, they always were like that
because if you look at old footage of like Steph
Curry and Carmelo Anthony and and all of the they
look like toddler, big toddler babies who was like seven
feet tall. So I feel like all basketball players look

(02:49:41):
like big, awkward middle schoolers.

Speaker 3 (02:49:45):
They do until later in the ones they spend some
time in the league. But that's not what I was
going to point out, because so in the game, they
you have to like play a story mode, so you
go through, you know, your rise as a high school
or whatever ever, and they have prominent actress to be
in these games, like Jim and Hansu was in one

(02:50:08):
of one game whatever. However, what do you mean he
was in the game. You could be in the game,
like you could be like Jesse Williams was in was
in the video game too, Like they mocap your face
or whatever, they take capture of your face, they put

(02:50:29):
yourself in the video Okay, so a video game, mm
hmm is when let me take a step back. Video

(02:50:50):
game nowadays you have the ability to use technology to
take a person's face and actually their movements computer generated.
But they take they like put a whole bunch of
shit on you. They map out your face and whatever,
and they record all your movements and they take all

(02:51:11):
that and put it in a video game.

Speaker 2 (02:51:13):
Okay, So here's my question to you.

Speaker 3 (02:51:16):
So you said.

Speaker 2 (02:51:19):
Hansu was in the game, Yeah, he's in a game.
Jesse Williams is in a game. Did they put themselves
in there or did two K generate Jaman, Hans su
and Jesse Williams.

Speaker 3 (02:51:32):
The people at two K Studios called those individuals, those
humans up and told them to come to our office
where we can put you in this suit, where we
can record your movements and facial ticks.

Speaker 2 (02:51:45):
And things right right right right.

Speaker 3 (02:51:47):
Yes, we take that data and we put that and
we give that data to our graphic design team.

Speaker 2 (02:51:53):
Yes, I get all of that. What are they doing
in a basketball game?

Speaker 3 (02:51:59):
Oh, jam and Hans who played like a like an
ominous nigga on the Staten Island ferry.

Speaker 2 (02:52:08):
This is why I'm confused, nigga. You can treat me like,
you know, like they play.

Speaker 3 (02:52:16):
It's a story. It's a video games are more like
movies now, so like they have like roles in the game.

Speaker 2 (02:52:23):
Like I'm just trying to understand why them of all
people like.

Speaker 3 (02:52:28):
For example like Gi and Carlo Esposito far c.

Speaker 2 (02:52:35):
It's like you can't said, Bokie wood Byby is a
new two K game. I'm like doing.

Speaker 3 (02:52:42):
What you see?

Speaker 2 (02:52:44):
Why is he.

Speaker 3 (02:52:51):
Back to two K? So they tell the story. The
point of the vide game is you go through this
person's life in journey through the league. So you meet
people along the way. So you have a coach, you
have a manager, you have parents. So in the NBA
two K you encounter all of these things as you
would in an immersive lifestyle video game. The reason why

(02:53:16):
I bring all this up is because they heavily lean
into the racial makeup of the current NBA status. So
a lot of yes. So when you play the story mode,
your mom is automatically white in the game. It is

(02:53:37):
a twinn from standale? So what I what I was like,
So wait a minute, and so and when you go
to create your own character, there's only light eyes available.
Oh no, on my head, I was like, oh, NBA
two K is leaning into this because that was not

(02:54:02):
these niggas who have white mamas.

Speaker 2 (02:54:05):
No, you know whose fault it really is Disney's, because
if Disney would stop casting Nigerian mothers and Asian fathers
to be parents of a Hispanic child, what are you
talking about? What that all of them little mermaid fucking

(02:54:27):
Cinderella with Whoopy Goldberg. Disney stays doing this bullshit and
I'm tired of it. There's inclusion and it is please
and they are pleasing it. Why is Whoopy Goldberg and
the daddy from Fresh off the Boat the parents to
a Peruvian child? Like I'm tired of this.

Speaker 3 (02:54:48):
First of all, it was Victor Garber and the guy
was Asian.

Speaker 2 (02:54:53):
That's what I said, Like, sick ship.

Speaker 3 (02:55:07):
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(02:55:52):
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(02:56:16):
pricing for the initial consult call. A lot of people
need to know this, but it's one hundred and fifty
dollars now just for a consulting call. Okay, it was more,
but I've dropped it. Recession pricing and and all that jazz.
But we're gonna have some fun today. We're gonna throw

(02:56:38):
some knowledge darts at you, and as we celebrate jadeighteenth,
hit it claude and we're back. So in order, in
honor of jadeighteenth, we decided to share some life lessons.
You know, Jade and I are about six months part

(02:57:00):
and age, and so figured why not I would have
these same life lessons as I enter my fortieth year
and things. So birthday stud would you like to do? First?

Speaker 2 (02:57:20):
First of all, don't be bastardizing my studley sisters out there. Okay,
I was my broisthers first on my lists. Get a Boday.

(02:57:41):
You must have.

Speaker 3 (02:57:43):
Similar We are so similar and in thought until I
tell you my number.

Speaker 2 (02:57:49):
One, get a B Day. And when I tell you
in every form that you possibly can, Okay, make sure
you have one at the crib installed to the toilet.
If you have the ability to be able to have
the temperature controlled one. That's just luxury, you know what
I'm saying. Get you a little bit dat. You can
buy one one line or from the Tushy, you know

(02:58:11):
what I'm saying. Tushy, great options, not too crazy in pricing.
I also have a hand held chargeable electronic bidet that
I take on the road with me. While it does
not do everything that you're at home but day can do,
it does all the things your man won't do, So

(02:58:33):
that was not correct. But it does the job. It
takes care of the job. Okay, it scratches the itch.
It does what it needs to do, and your butthole
will thank you, and sol will your system the first
time y'all use a bidet. If you have not used
one by now, you are very welcome.

Speaker 12 (02:58:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:58:57):
My first one is never trust a fart, especially after thirty.
I just that's just it, because if you are mind
you it's in tandem with mine. But you should consume
way more fiber than you currently are. But if you
are doing such, then you definitely should never trust a fart.

Speaker 12 (02:59:19):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (02:59:21):
And that's all I'll say with that.

Speaker 2 (02:59:25):
Yes, I agree with that very much, So laugh at yourself.
Learn to laugh at yourself. You know what I mean,
And I don't mean thinking all your jokes are funny,
even though I'm going to talk. I if you learn
to laugh at yourself and release some of the embarrassment

(02:59:48):
that people develop through the shame of society and when
they don't develop the right amount of shame or the
right kind of shame, learn to laugh at yourself. If
you can do that, you can get through most situations.

Speaker 3 (03:00:05):
Yeah, that's true. My mentor at high school used to
talk to me about the fear of image, and when
you release that fear, you're able to achieve some many things.

Speaker 2 (03:00:14):
Absolutely, Absolutely, just learn a laugh at yourself. You will.
If you can do that, you can get through so
many situations. You won't take things to take your take
yourself too seriously, because some people take themselves far too
fucking seriously.

Speaker 3 (03:00:31):
Yeah, yeah, onments to the point where they're insufferable to
be reround exactly. Next on my list. White people will
in fact get white on you every time. That's something
my grandmother always taught me or us growing up. She

(03:00:51):
was like, white folks are cool until they get white
on you. And I did not know what she meant
by that until I got older.

Speaker 23 (03:00:58):
M hm.

Speaker 3 (03:00:59):
And you know, it's this idea that they will cling
to their own and you know, chew off their noses
to spite their faces, to get over you because they
hate intrinsic. I'm not saying all white people relax, most collectively, collectively,

(03:01:22):
you all tend to uh yillow white. Uh.

Speaker 2 (03:01:27):
If you're offended by that, then you're getting white on us.
I don't like check your privilege, beloved, Yeah, that's see.
Why don't you assess the areas in which you are
possibly getting white on people where you are displaying uh,
you know, signs of white nests.

Speaker 3 (03:01:50):
Mm hmmm, h m hm. But your turn.

Speaker 2 (03:01:58):
I know I didn't do news this week, so but
this isn't this is in reference to your political thoughts.
This is in reference to how you move in society
on a daily basis, how you drive in traffic, all
types of things. It's not that hard to not be
a dickhead. Yeah, it's actually harder to be a dickhead

(03:02:23):
than it is to not be one. And so many
people go out of their ways to be dickheads, to
continue arguments, to do all types of things instead of
just taking a mirror up and be like, you know what,
I'm in a bad mood or I reacted to this poorly,
like I'm the one who was at fault. It takes

(03:02:44):
nothing for you to be like it's me, my bad's
and it won't kill you.

Speaker 17 (03:02:49):
To do so.

Speaker 2 (03:02:50):
It's not hard to not be a dickhead. This is
why I love humans and I hate people because I
feel like people don't ever check themselves. I say, don't ever.
A lot of people don't check themselves and their self
awareness is at an all time negative.

Speaker 3 (03:03:10):
I agree. Next on my list, dick may come and go,
but education is forever. Hear me out, hear me out.
There was a time in my life, in a lot

(03:03:34):
of people's lives where I was in college and I
would skip out on classes R two for some booty
or some you know d You know, there is often
times where people will lose themselves over and other partners,

(03:03:59):
you know, or if it's where they use the restroom
from you know what I mean. So like there's no
need and I buy education. I mean there's other things
that are out there, like don't get caught up too
much in sexual gratification, because you can people automatically not automatically.

(03:04:21):
But people have a tendency to turn in sexual gratifications
to something else that could be more and it will
ruin you otherwise. So keep your eyes on the price.
If you have a goal of finishing your degree, getting
a licensehip, getting a job, you know, getting your body together,
getting your health right, and focusing on a relationship with

(03:04:43):
your parents, building a relationship with God. Do whatever you need,
but don't get caught up.

Speaker 2 (03:04:49):
Yeah, bye man, that is gender specific, dick, don't do it.

Speaker 3 (03:05:08):
Yeah, because my next one is Erica lied and the
booty does lie because there are people out there who
be lying on on on stuff. M mm hmm, So
just take heed. So that's my three and four.

Speaker 2 (03:05:28):
So I the boy does lie. Yeah, you might need
in more ways than one, you know what I'm saying,
Like that could apply across the board. Maybe that's what
you call this episode. I don't know. Get a bedtime
routine now, mm hmmm. Do it now. If you have

(03:05:54):
not done it, do it immediately. Get you yourself a
bedtime routine. It is going to be one of the
most imperative things for your health. This is coming from
a nigga who has been a nighttime person. My whole
life and am deeply regretting the fact that I am
just now getting myself into a bedtime routine. It could

(03:06:17):
have saved me.

Speaker 3 (03:06:19):
So much.

Speaker 2 (03:06:21):
So get one immediately if you don't have one, whatever
that is for you, And that also goes hand in
hand with take a shower before you go to sleep
every single time. Wash the day off of you. You'll
sleep better, your sheets will be cleaner. Just make sure

(03:06:41):
you do that every time. Make that a part of
your routine.

Speaker 3 (03:06:46):
Yeah. Yeah, Sometimes you have to mind other people's business.
Now hear me out, I oh, we are a mind
your own business. I don't talk to people. I don't

(03:07:06):
need friends.

Speaker 26 (03:07:07):
Boyshit boyshit, drugs, drugs, guns, guns.

Speaker 3 (03:07:15):
Yeah, but sometimes you got to keep your ears since
streets to know what the fuck is going on.

Speaker 2 (03:07:22):
Absolutely, you got to know which niggas to stay away from,
you know what I'm saying, niggas gender and race non.

Speaker 3 (03:07:29):
Specific specific, yes, yes.

Speaker 2 (03:07:33):
If you got to know the going zones to know
what you don't want going zones.

Speaker 3 (03:07:36):
You know what I'm saying, Bingo, someone someone attagged me.
They were like I made a new friend at coach
at work today. But as XD says, stay no to coworkers.
I would like to admend that. Okay, you're right, because
there are I think that was birth. That is like

(03:08:01):
because some people just do too much at work, you
know what I mean. You can have friends at work.
We're not. We do not tell you to be like
active bitches at work. That's just for me.

Speaker 2 (03:08:11):
But I.

Speaker 3 (03:08:14):
Like, no, be friendly, don't be a douche monky at work.
Like Jade said, like, it costs nothing to not be
a dickhead. We just saying be weary because they're you know,
Trachelle and receivable is not your sore war, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 2 (03:08:32):
And also you can't always trust your sore war to
r s VP. Maybe to coworkers.

Speaker 3 (03:08:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:08:43):
Yeah yeah, there we go. New phrase. Should we take
a break before we continue on?

Speaker 3 (03:08:54):
Oh yeah, hit a claude and we're black life lessons
for here on jadeighteenth. Hopefully you submit your own in
the comments wherever you're listening wherever Spotify, Apple Music, Patreon, YouTube.

(03:09:15):
Let us know some of your life lessons and the
comments blur which you got Next, wash.

Speaker 2 (03:09:24):
Your cans from the supermarket before you use them. There's
been all kinds of things crawling up all over everything
in warehouses and so forth and so on. So before
you bust open that can of dice tomatoes or tomato
paste or beans or what have you, just go ahead
and give those cans a good little quick wash off.

(03:09:47):
It'll just give you a peace of mind that you
might not have otherwise had. I know that's a very
small one, but it's what I will be passing on
to Noah.

Speaker 3 (03:09:58):
It's actually very smart, like my grandmother used to, and
we should do this in general. Like whenever we got
can sodas, make sure you rents off the top and
rents and wipe with the papper towel.

Speaker 2 (03:10:09):
At least keep your little vinegar. Oh that's the bonus.
Vinegar and baking soda should be forever always household items.
You throw some vinegar and some stuff in a little bottle,
spray it up, spray the top of those cans, and
get them with some hot water. Peace of mind. That's
what I'm telling you, Forever household items. They do so much.

(03:10:33):
Don't buy comment anymore, use baking soda and like dawn.

Speaker 12 (03:10:38):
Mm hmmm hmmm.

Speaker 3 (03:10:39):
Although I still get comment because it's supports.

Speaker 2 (03:10:42):
That happen you know, and sometimes.

Speaker 3 (03:10:47):
Yeah ah oh yeah, keep a professional from all sectors
in your circle. So either a doctor, a lloyd you're
a nurse, a beautician, a brew ha, every any type
of you need. That's what community is for, right where

(03:11:09):
you reach across the aisle, because everybody needs something, right,
So that's where you have a beneficial community where you
all could be great boons to each other, you know.
And still like you should always, you know, you should
always at least have a lawyer in a back pocket
because always niggas get litigious in the streets.

Speaker 2 (03:11:30):
Yeah, always keep a lawyer in your back pocket always.
And somebody from the service industry.

Speaker 3 (03:11:39):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (03:11:40):
It's just you're always gonna need to know somebody who's
in the service industry.

Speaker 3 (03:11:44):
A waiter and a mail person. No one, everything's about
mary carriers, but you're having a mail carrier in your
pocket is one of the greatest things you could ever.

Speaker 2 (03:11:56):
Have in an HR rep as a friend, though not
as an h Y not your HR exactly, n HRD.
You know what I'm saying. In a magical white Oh yeah,

(03:12:17):
musical white, just one, just one, yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:12:22):
Even though he's not necessarily white.

Speaker 2 (03:12:25):
But I don't think I would call it a bar
magical white. I only say that because there goes Bokan
Woo buying in a video and a video I don't
think he is either, No, because Abe's not gonna get
white on us, you know what I'm saying, Like, no,
you know what I mean. And he's also not one

(03:12:50):
not a debate name to a boy inception inception.

Speaker 19 (03:13:06):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (03:13:07):
Next on my list is leaf fabric softener alone, just
a little vinegar.

Speaker 2 (03:13:15):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (03:13:16):
So I say that just as a general thing, But honestly,
I think as you get older, you want to preserve
your clothing because a you try to save a bunch
of money as you can, and because you know, retirement
and shit like that. But like also a lot of
this laundry ship that they get us to buy is
such money grabs that is so unnecessary, Like we could

(03:13:39):
do proper laundry on our own with natural ingredients. Vinegar
is a natural occurring thing, well through chemical processes of
course that you know. Yeah, but the point is you
don't necessarily need even bleach all the time, you know,

(03:13:59):
or or oxy whatever those are time and place for
certain fabrics. But like you're clothing, you can it's okay
with with this even cold water. I know that's even
controversial with just washing cold water. But to preserve the fabric,
especially since most of us shop through the modalities of

(03:14:20):
fast fashion, you know, in order to help the environment
and help your wallet, be mindful of how you do
your laundry.

Speaker 2 (03:14:31):
Yep, including hanging it up. Hanging it up, because that
also helps to preserve it longer as well. You're probably
using too much laundry detergent yep.

Speaker 3 (03:14:43):
Two tableswoos max yep.

Speaker 2 (03:14:45):
That's what That's what the laundry man said. And I
have been testing it out with some baking soda and
some vinegar and all that, and.

Speaker 3 (03:14:52):
The white man with the long hair, uh huh.

Speaker 4 (03:14:54):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (03:14:56):
I put a couple of drops of like some essential
oil in there, and then I'll, you know, I use
my Free and Clear and some bacon soda and nigga
and then a little bit of vinegar and the rent
cycle should be fresh, Okay, it'd be we you.

Speaker 3 (03:15:11):
Know, normally we use free and Clear like the fragrance
and diephree that sensitive stuff. Right. So the dasher the
other day got us tied like regular tide and what
I tell you, there's so much perfume and shit and
laundry detergents now, oh yeah, it's like it makes me

(03:15:31):
question is there even soapen here? So like I'm about
to go down and make my own detergent with borax
and whatever. The fuck? I was like, this is such
a strong.

Speaker 2 (03:15:43):
Scent, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is phone keys
wallet before you leave the house every time. Just phone
keys wallet, just to yourself, literally every time you leave
the house. It's one of the best things I found
to make sure that I'm not forgetting anything. Keeps me

(03:16:04):
from having to go back. You just repeat it to yourself,
put it by the door, and then live, laugh, love fonts.
If you need to do it, just phone keys wallet.

Speaker 12 (03:16:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:16:18):
This was kind of deep and it's so interesting. So
friendships will change over time, and it's silly to think
that they won't. You know, a lot of times people
try to There was the friendship expert that was not
getting grown. She she happened to be on in PR

(03:16:43):
this week and she was talking about.

Speaker 2 (03:16:45):
This Daniel Bayard I think her name is right.

Speaker 3 (03:16:48):
Yes, yeah, yes, yes, yes yes, And you know every
she talked about every seven years, you kind of go
through a cycle of friendships because ultimately, that's how life
changes every seven years to be and so you kind
of write off the cycles of your life changes with
your friends. And she was saying, you know, don't feel

(03:17:09):
bad if you don't have the same friends from back
in the gap or even a couple of years ago,
because you're in a different place. You know, lives didn't have.
You know, it's not like things bad things happened, it's
just you know, you time to move on. She was like,
you know, friendships are You're silly to think that your
friendships will stay the same if you're continuously growing. So,

(03:17:34):
you know, I think a lot of people get bogged
down and have this issue with loneliness because the fact
that they're still expecting things to change or not to change,
or harping on nostalgiafferent friendships when we went before the
street lights came on or undergrad or whatever, and it's
not that when we're forty. You know, I was talking
to somebody and I was saying, I was talking to Kia,

(03:17:57):
and I was like, you know, at forty, my community
looks different. Living in California, my community loose different. And
I had to adjust to that and a lot of people,
even though as we get older we get stuck on
our ways a little bit. But if you're trying to
apply a true life lesson in life, and that's to

(03:18:17):
be flexible when it comes to friendships because of the
fact that you know they're not always going to be
the same.

Speaker 2 (03:18:23):
Ye're absolutely You're not wrong, and some of them like
grow and blossom in ways that you don't expect. You know,
sometimes you find yourself you'll look back and be like, man,
I'm much closer to this person in a different way.
Or maybe you met somebody through somebody else, but you're closer.
You end up like those things develop and they happen.
Your palette changes too. If your taste palette changes, your

(03:18:45):
friendship palette changes. And it also can go through seasons.
You know what I'm saying. Sometimes challenge doesn't mean that
it's over. It just means that it's shifting. Sometimes challenge
means that it's something that you need to let go of.
In the same vein my next one is communication is
not gonna kill you.

Speaker 3 (03:19:04):
It's not you.

Speaker 2 (03:19:06):
It is you are not gonna you are not gonna
die from having to have a challenging conversation with somebody
that you love, and it's better to have the conversation
than to be avoiding about it, because that's how you
build resentment. Have the conversations. If you have an uncomfortable moment,
discuss it, don't act like it didn't happen.

Speaker 3 (03:19:30):
Yeah, that's like one of my things on here is
a friction is okay? Yeah? I think I think we
were talking about a couple of weeks ago how people
are falling in love with AI and things. It seems
to me that people are more comfortable with falling in
love with the echo chamber and their own thoughts as

(03:19:51):
opposed to dealing with somebody else that perhaps will challenge
their thought yep, or their way of being. Because you
know what I hate. I hate a well, I was
raised like this ass bites like because people who raised right, Like,

(03:20:14):
who's to say that Big Shirley was the big fat
authority on motherhood? Like you know what I mean exactly Like.

Speaker 2 (03:20:23):
That bitch also gave you coke when you would too,
so okay, and fabuloso fed your corporated greens when you
were three months old.

Speaker 3 (03:20:40):
Yeah, like it just be like that sometimes.

Speaker 2 (03:20:48):
I also saw this video of this baby who was
with his poppa, and his poppa was giving him coke.
Even though this child is I mean, far too young
to be having coke. It did take you back to
a beautiful, nostalgic time of grandparents and kids and what
I love.

Speaker 3 (03:21:05):
I love And this is problematic, but I love to
see a baby with a chicken egg.

Speaker 2 (03:21:10):
Oh my god, it's my favorite thing exactly. I don't
know why we as the people get such a joy
from the baby getting its first animal protein. We're like,

(03:21:38):
it's like, remember Noah's first birthday. We got that picture
of her with that big ass rib. Yes, we need
to do a part two to Spikes, please go to
sleep Baby or whatever the book is called.

Speaker 3 (03:21:57):
Baby Eat, Baby Eat. Just so proud that.

Speaker 2 (03:22:03):
Beads, greens, potatoes, tomatoes eat baby eat ribs in the
cribs eat Baby Eat. Oh that's amazing. That's amazing to
you to it was one of it was one of
the last points you made. But uh, it's okay to

(03:22:25):
be miserable sometimes. Just communicate. Just communicate it. Don't leaven
niggas guessing. You don't even have to go into it.
Just be like, I'm not good right now, and niggas
be like, copy, how.

Speaker 6 (03:22:39):
Can I support you?

Speaker 2 (03:22:41):
It is okay to be miserable. You don't have to
be okay all the time. That's really what that is. Like,
it's okay to not be okay, but this is okay
sometimes to just communicate it so you're not projecting that
ship out on the other people.

Speaker 3 (03:22:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is rough and I'm not to
ruffle a lot of feathers here. Oh but you should learn.
You should learn the designations on a W four form, now,
oh yeah, Like I recall being twenty five thirty two

(03:23:24):
calling my mother asking what do I need? What do
I claim? Zero one? Whatever? The fuck? Then I got learned,
and I learned that the government takes loans off of
your off the backs of your labor, right, So therefore

(03:23:44):
I learned what each thing meant on the W four
form because that determines how much the government takes out
a loan on my on the back, on my back.
So yeah, yeah, you know, when you sign up for
a new job, new gig, you know, just do a

(03:24:05):
quick Google. Google is sha of you know what each
designation means, how much that may or may not affect
your paycheck. Because you know, us as a people we
love to calculate shit before we get it. Just know
what you claim zero they take out the most. And
and also be sure not to claim exempt either, because

(03:24:28):
that has gotten a lot of our people in trouble.

Speaker 2 (03:24:30):
Oh yes, honey, So get you a person who knows
how this works, so that you're setting yourself up for
the best outcome that you possibly can in a corrupt
government and system.

Speaker 3 (03:24:43):
Yeah, W four, W nine, that's easy. W four, it's fine.
W two that's you. You let the people at Jackson
Hewitt do it, however, w W four mm hm, take
some time. You don't have to give that to and
in HR right away. You can google real quick. Exactly.

Speaker 2 (03:25:03):
Don't let them pressure you either, like tell them that
you need because for them to do so. Hold on,
huh oh, you don't have to put those up cooks.
I'm about to come out. I appreciate you. She's trying
to be more responsible. Groceries came, she's trying to put
them away. Sweet, Yeah, that's the same thing. Don't do it, yeah, exactly.

(03:25:31):
My husband is twelve.

Speaker 3 (03:25:35):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (03:25:38):
Oh oh yeah, which we've got to talk. We've got
to talk about the unknown number.

Speaker 3 (03:25:49):
Oh yeah, I know, the the the agents have asked
if we watched I have not watched it yet.

Speaker 2 (03:25:58):
Oh I just need you to I understand it.

Speaker 3 (03:26:01):
It's give me, give me the gist. Give me the gist.
The log line, like a one to two sends the
story of one forty.

Speaker 2 (03:26:16):
A white mother whites out in a way I have
never seen in my entire black ass life.

Speaker 3 (03:26:23):
Okay, I'll watch it and i'll report back. There you go. Yeah,
how long is it?

Speaker 2 (03:26:31):
Hour and a half?

Speaker 25 (03:26:32):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (03:26:34):
Okay? Yeah, okay, because I got it, Okay, I could
commit to that.

Speaker 2 (03:26:40):
Yeah, do that so we can discuss it. And I know,
like I said, I know it's everywhere and everybody's talking
about it, and we were gonna not and I think
we shall. I think after you watch it, because there's
some some talking points that I'm also like, mmmm, this
was not this this particular point was not harped on enough,
and that bitch needs to still be in jail.

Speaker 3 (03:27:03):
Is this something I need to take notes on?

Speaker 2 (03:27:04):
Or no, No, watch that ship and just and then
just collect opinions like birthday dollars. Yes, mm hmmm.

Speaker 3 (03:27:21):
I have Chris Rogers watch it with me and have
him come on.

Speaker 2 (03:27:24):
Y'all watch that tonight over supper. Okay, put your TV
dinners on the trays, watch it over supper so we
can talk about it tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (03:27:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:27:35):
Yeah, yeah, nigga, it's that bad and then worse.

Speaker 6 (03:27:46):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 3 (03:27:47):
Oh I'm all dear.

Speaker 2 (03:27:49):
Yeah, okay, my next one to your last one, call
your mother and ask her for your fucking birth certificate
and social Security card. All right, you talked about like
hit your mother. And in addition to that, get a

(03:28:11):
fire safety box and or zip up folder and keep
all your documents in one place. Get all that shit together.

Speaker 3 (03:28:22):
Now, Like you know, my degrees are lost because I
gave them to my mother to hold on because I
was twenty five. I'm not holding onto that shit. But
but I had my I had my by social and persertificate.

(03:28:44):
I've always had that. For whatever reason, I gave her
my I send her my degrees and shit to have whatever.
And so when they moved, they abandoned a lot of
stuff like photos and stuff like like you said, I'm
getting grown, like take photos, scan them, shits, upload them.
But so there's a lot of my childhood that's gone
because for whatever reason, right, and so now I'm like,

(03:29:08):
now I got to call and get my shit back.
I got to call the universities are like, and I'm
I don't really give a shit, but it's just like
the fact that, like to your point, we're adults and
we can be responsible on our own things.

Speaker 2 (03:29:23):
I got one of these. It's a fire safety box,
I mean a zip up folder trapper keeper, and it's
got various folders that I have labeled and have the
things that they need. So there is one location where's
Noah shot records, bom, where is your birth certificate? Right here?

(03:29:43):
And where she becomes an adult. I'm going to gift
her one of those with all of her shit, and
then I will always have a backup. But I will
give to that with her shit, and I'm gonna tell
her how she can request her own from the fucking
courts and all of those things.

Speaker 3 (03:30:01):
Mm hmm yeah, yeah, everybodys, I need to get a
copy of my person because I only have the original.
You know that's a copy.

Speaker 2 (03:30:12):
Get a copy. I have to get another copy of
our marriage certificate because it looks like somebody ate it.
So get all that ship together and do it now.

Speaker 4 (03:30:22):
Now.

Speaker 3 (03:30:23):
Yeah, let's take a break, Yeah, and we'll be back
with more Jada Xtt hit a Claude and we're Black
Life Lessons with Jada Xtt hero On Jade tenth.

Speaker 2 (03:30:38):
Supposed to be forty less, but don't. I think we
lost count.

Speaker 3 (03:30:43):
Oh I have, I have my number, but I'm on
but I'm actually skipping over. Mm hmm. This is deep damn.
But I'll be light read and do puzzles.

Speaker 2 (03:31:03):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:31:06):
You know. The one thing I talked to my mother
about often is retirement. And she says she currently works
now because she wants something to do, and so her
fear is that when she stops doing something, that that's
where things will go wrong. And that's often for a

(03:31:28):
lot of people, especially a lot of retirees. My grandmother
always made a point to have a Sudoku crossword something
puzzle just to keep her mind active. And my grandmother
passed away from dimension stuff and she was ninety one.
And so you often when I think about like keeping

(03:31:49):
my mind active, you know, body is thing, yeah, stretching
and drink water, all that stuff, and making sure that
your brain, yeah, cognitively moving and health healthily. You know,
is such wealth, such richness to your life. If you
can keep that, keep your brain going, you know, because

(03:32:11):
when you think about brains are broken since COVID, you
know what I mean? Like and I often think about
just critical thinking skills and how that has been waning
as a society. But if you can do just read,
I'm not telling you read a book. Read a book,
read a motherfucking book. But you can read long form

(03:32:32):
articles like there was this guy today, Like back in
the day, we were reading Eric Jerome Dicky. But at
least we were reading, we were re engaging with the
written word. You know, we were actively having our brains
the synapsis and our brains firing off by knowledge or
whatever by words, yes, puzzles. You know, there's so many

(03:32:54):
folks who are, you know, just cognitively and intelligent, intelligently
stunted because of the thing fact that they only engage
in like TV or music or.

Speaker 26 (03:33:09):
Boy drugs, guns, bitches, drugs, guns, boys ship boys ship niggas,
Ship niggas, ship guns like that.

Speaker 3 (03:33:22):
It was my favorite. That's what future does. I love it?
Boys ship boyship.

Speaker 2 (03:33:31):
Guns the Young Thug remix.

Speaker 3 (03:33:37):
No, he's we he is homophobic now apparently, Oh really.

Speaker 2 (03:33:41):
What he saying? Because I was just about to be
like boys ship Niggas Ship gossip bit Ship boys Ship
niggash gossip. Yeah, problematic, Yes, I know, yes they are
ben ship may let me tell you. And they be sassy. Okay,

(03:34:04):
it's it's top.

Speaker 3 (03:34:06):
List. That was That was awesome gossip.

Speaker 2 (03:34:22):
Oh he is chitching and chotting okay.

Speaker 17 (03:34:29):
Chat.

Speaker 3 (03:34:31):
Oh lord, oh my god, what we didn't even say
this at the top of the episode.

Speaker 2 (03:34:36):
We lost Oh my god, I know. Oh, Josh Tolder,
I know, you know what.

Speaker 3 (03:34:46):
Never game.

Speaker 2 (03:34:48):
You have got to give him all of his credit.
When the police came in that nigga's house and he
was cussing them out the way that he was, it
was one of my favorite pieces of television from the
cod like he they came in his house and he
was talking cash ship.

Speaker 25 (03:35:09):
Rolling around them talking, rolling around the court room talking.

Speaker 2 (03:35:17):
Yeah, I saw that it. Actually, I was sad. I
was sad to see that news. So may he have
an ease full journey.

Speaker 3 (03:35:26):
Mm hmmm. I hope Beyonce still checks about him every
now and I hope so, I hope. So yeah, here
your turn.

Speaker 2 (03:35:39):
Okay. I understand that this comes with a caveat, right,
because there is uh uh, you know, societal pressures but
with those people are insecure, nasty, empty vessels. Okay, So
in context, no, by thinking about you as hard as

(03:36:03):
you think, everybody's getting ready to be looking at your
outfit and dissecting it down peace for peace. You go
to to the to the beach and think somebody's getting
ready to count the dimples on your thighs. Nine times
out of ten, nobody is thinking about you, because everybody

(03:36:25):
is thinking about themselves. And let that be Let that
be a freedom for you. Let that be a freedom
for you. Go to the beach, wear the bathing suit,
because the only people that are worried about you, like
I said, are people who are empty themselves and they
don't have anything else to focus on, or they're trying

(03:36:48):
very hard not to focus on themselves because they hate themselves.
But as far as you are concerned, do what you
need to do, because nobody's thinking about you as hard,
as hard as you think that they are at all,
Let that release you. Let that release you.

Speaker 3 (03:37:08):
Yeah, yeah, this, Oh this was deep.

Speaker 4 (03:37:18):
You can't.

Speaker 3 (03:37:19):
Erica Campbell said this once and it's so true, and
this is for gays or to people in general. Right,
But I had gays in mind when I wrote this,
but you can't enter love with your fists up. So
like a lot of times people come into like dating

(03:37:40):
scenarios with their guard completely up, like or you have
these expectations that nobody can ever meet, or you have
these or you're just super dismissive and you don't really
give a shit about the person. You're just doing you
know what I mean. Like it's almost like you're checking

(03:38:03):
a box in the dating thing and not necessarily getting
invested in and knowing the person. Or there are some people,
like in gay scenarios, gays will develop a personality that
they see from television or they've adopted a personality from
a reality television show, and because they're rather empty, like

(03:38:26):
you said earlier, so they adopt that and it becomes
really caustic. Right, There's so many gay people who live
their lives through reality TV lenses, and so they think
that they're Karen Huger or a Nini Leeks or whatever
and then such and then so they exude nasty behaviors
that they once did as opposed to as being a
real fucking human being and being real right, and so like,

(03:38:48):
you can't expect to be in a loving, committed a
relationship if you were coming with all of these like
things like love is a roller coaster, and the whole
point of roller coaster is of you to release your
inhibitions because you never know where it's going to go
because you can't control it. But when you're coming and

(03:39:10):
thinking you can control it and all this good stuff,
you're going to fail.

Speaker 2 (03:39:14):
At its.

Speaker 3 (03:39:17):
Ever.

Speaker 2 (03:39:17):
Give that also, but that goes for non romantic for
you know, platonic relationships as well. You can't intwer those
with your dukes up and your trauma. You know what
I'm saying, You're not giving an opportunity and a chance
to for people to really get to know you and
love you, you know, without a shell around you. But also,
you know, we also know that sometimes people have experienced

(03:39:42):
quite a lot and they have to learn through relationship.
Let's see what else we Okay, apparently I missed the
blue ha ha right, But the girls got big fucking
mad at Tabitha Brown. I learned this after the fact,

(03:40:07):
so I'm like, you know, it took a while. I
was like, they always turn on you, but it took
a while. But I was like, I just am curious
as to what Tabitha did to make these people react
in this like visceral manner. Right, So I go to

(03:40:27):
do my own research as to see what's happening, and
still was having a hard time.

Speaker 3 (03:40:34):
Fait.

Speaker 2 (03:40:34):
I was like, so it, I'm still does she call
somebody a bitch? Does she say, you know, finally lose
it and say fuck your mother?

Speaker 9 (03:40:42):
You know?

Speaker 2 (03:40:42):
Did she cuss Wendy Williams out in a way that
she didn't before, like DoD she turn homophobic all of
a sudden, even though her daughter is queer, Like what
does she do? And when I realized the reason I
kept missing it was because she told you niggas to
get a job, I was like, oh, well, then you're

(03:41:03):
really about to be upset at me because I'm not
gonna talk to you with a warm hug that Tabitha
Brown's gonna fucking talk to you in I will reiterate
the point, get a fucking job, learn a trade, do
something useful with yourself. Listen, And that's not to say

(03:41:24):
creativity and all of these you know, all of these
different avenues are not possible, but it is not crazy
for someone to tell you to find a practical manner
to to to make sure that you can provide for
your basic necessities as much as you can provide in

(03:41:45):
a society that is failing economically, and and and everything else.
But it is not asinine for somebody to tell you
to make sure that you have a backup plan to
your backup plan, to your backup plan. I myself am
trying to tussle back and forth on whether or not
I want to go for the year long trade school

(03:42:07):
to be an electrician, just so I can't have that
shit up under my fucking belt. I'm mad I hadn't
do this shit twenty years ago, Nigga, I would have
become a plumber and electrician and everything else, while I
have the opportunity with my youth if I, you know,
knew what I knew in hindsight. So I think, yes,

(03:42:27):
the Internet has opened so many possibilities and roadways for
people to do things unconventionally, and it's provided possibility models
for people and you know, for them to branch out
and figure out other ways to use their gifts. But
it is not stupid for you to also have something
in your back pocket. And some of you bitches are

(03:42:50):
just and bitches as gender nonspecific, Some of you bitches
are just not as talented in your mind as you
think you are. Yeah, we should have reality show, know
the fuck you shouldn't. You are not as interesting as
you fucking think you are. I promise you.

Speaker 25 (03:43:11):
No.

Speaker 3 (03:43:11):
No, here's the thing. I think I had the same reaction.
I was like, so, y'all upset. I was like a
lot of times with Tabitha or just in general. It's
it's it's a messenger, right, I think that she and
this is not me promoting Tabitha. You can feel how

(03:43:34):
you want to feel, but I do want people to
really assess why they truly feel the way they do
about her I or in general, right, like we joke
and say things about like downfall, listen to hate, but
I have just justifiable biblical foundation for everybody. But hitting

(03:43:57):
out here, I will exactly what do you mean? It's yeah,
exactly exactly. I come with love and the spirit of
thingsgiving everywhere I motherfucking go. It's y'all.

Speaker 2 (03:44:16):
I's like Nino Brown, like, okay.

Speaker 3 (03:44:20):
Please, but no, it's y'all who are the pain in
my fucking However, Tabitha. Tabitha represents a type of woman
that a lot of people do not like or have
issues with, and that is the churchy black woman. Sure

(03:44:43):
she and this is and this is has a lot
to do with insecurity, right. This is just the conversations
I see regarding her, like this idea of like she
speaks in this nice, nasty southern I'm gonna get you
together but with love, in the spirit of Jesus Christ
kind of thing. That's how people interpret her. I just

(03:45:05):
think of her because people were like that ain't even
her real accent.

Speaker 2 (03:45:08):
That's what I was like, Okay, all right, we've seen
her country family like stop that, ladies from North Carolina, like, y'all.

Speaker 3 (03:45:18):
Get so because people want people like finding community and
through hate, I mean the logit next.

Speaker 2 (03:45:26):
To you, that's what exactly.

Speaker 10 (03:45:28):
But I.

Speaker 4 (03:45:30):
Just don't.

Speaker 3 (03:45:33):
Here's ultimately, there's way more egregious ship that us out
there are saying that can be having conversations about hell,
having an honest conversation that you need to get a
job because you're you know, Keisha's tax service, coffee tattoos

(03:45:55):
and you know, and dry cleaning isn't working, you know, Yeah,
Like I don't. That's why I think people people look
for things to be angry about, because this not this
would not have been a conversation of contention ten years
ago or twenty years ago even, right, Like, I think

(03:46:21):
people in this day and age, it is a it
is currency to be angrier, currency to critique, yep, right,
Like you you find people find work through being critique
or being you know, I guess that's what we do, right.
But there there are people that throw tomatoes for sport.

Speaker 2 (03:46:47):
Yeah, very much so trolls. Yeah, But I think in
this particular case it was a bunch of hit dogs.
And the fact of the matter is, y'all don't want
to fucking work. Nobody wants to fucking work, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (03:47:02):
And everybody wants to Everybody has like this weird sense
of like labor, and I think because everybody's like, you
know this system and system and I.

Speaker 2 (03:47:15):
Yes, yeah, and exactly yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:47:18):
And this goes back to this goes back to how
I hate the fact that people have this weird conception
about who we are as black people, right, Like I
hate the tropes of I'm not my ancestors. I hate
the idea of like when people discuss decorm that they
say it is rooted in racism. Maybe part of it
is but also you're framing it in to say that

(03:47:38):
we were back in Africa was like being like like
fucking dingos, right and.

Speaker 2 (03:47:44):
Like you know, rubbing our butts up against the ground
or whatever.

Speaker 3 (03:47:48):
It is, Like that's not either, Like I don't I
want people to just be a little bit more.

Speaker 2 (03:47:55):
Get a grip, Yeah, get a fucking grip next time
my list, get a fucking crip that applies to.

Speaker 4 (03:48:02):
So much.

Speaker 3 (03:48:05):
Like this, This pathway to liberation has left niggas dizzy, okay,
and I want.

Speaker 2 (03:48:16):
Yes, Oh my god, wait, hold on pause. That was
a fantastic way of saying nobody wants to fucking work anymore.
Say it again, please.

Speaker 3 (03:48:30):
I never forgot what then I said, well say liberation
dizzey something like that. There you go, Oh yeah, the
pathway to liberation has gotten niggas Disney, you see. There
you go.

Speaker 2 (03:48:41):
Yeah, because half of you are sitting and talking to
a corner of the fucking room, pretending that you're talking
to somebody giving a bunch of advice, and literally nobody
is listening to this ship. And you were like I
am offering gems here and you're not.

Speaker 3 (03:48:57):
And it goes to that tweet like about are they
you know, are they gurus or are they just slice
getting unemployed?

Speaker 6 (03:49:04):
Like like, you know, it's still.

Speaker 3 (03:49:16):
It's so true.

Speaker 2 (03:49:19):
Oh bitches dressed kids like the niggas that left them
no problematic rhetorics still spott on it hilarious.

Speaker 3 (03:49:26):
Absolutely, all that's problematic doesn't mean it's not untrue exactly.

Speaker 2 (03:49:31):
Okay, why is that baby? Why is that? Oh my god,
oh my god.

Speaker 3 (03:49:42):
Of course it's from a lady who drives the ultimate stuff.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (03:49:49):
Ear CenTra.

Speaker 3 (03:49:52):
Uh oh my next one. Oh, I'll explain everything every
either everyone is right or everyone is wrong, a bid
to stick to your own belief system. So Chris and

(03:50:12):
I have often conversations about religion, and you know, he
grew up as a preacher's kid and things, and you know,
so it's the conversations that we have are complicated because
they are unlearning conversations as well as forming new ideas

(03:50:34):
of how we move about the world. Right, And so
he often says to me, he was when it comes
to different religions. He says, either everyone is right or
everyone is wrong. And you know, because if that was
the case, because you know, all religions are fighting that
they believe that their religion is the true religion, right,

(03:50:55):
that they believe that their religion is the one that
is true justin right, and we'll get their pathway to
God in the after right. But what if no that's true?
What if it's because they're all some it's weird. You
know a lot of the Big Three, they all have

(03:51:16):
very similar origin stories.

Speaker 2 (03:51:18):
Abrahamic religions and everything.

Speaker 3 (03:51:23):
Yeah, yeah, And so you can't tell me that this this,
this is one thought based off of a man's idea,
you know, of what the creation man would be, so
clearly like a story, right, not necessarily rooted in fact

(03:51:43):
or anything like that. So who are we to say
at the end when we die that what we have
committed ourselves to learning is true? Actually, if I if
I die as if I die as a Christian, I'm
not saying I identify as. But if I die as

(03:52:04):
a Christian, you know, am I not going to see
my Muslim homie in heaven? You know? Am I not
going to see my my Buddhist sister?

Speaker 2 (03:52:15):
You know how much sense does that make? Just because
they're not that thing? Right?

Speaker 3 (03:52:20):
Right? So it's it's one of those everything is right
and everything is wrong. So a buying is stick to
your own belief system so that you are at peace
with every decision that you make going forward in your life.

Speaker 14 (03:52:37):
Right.

Speaker 3 (03:52:38):
And also, I think people in religion they get to
you know, we talk about pressure from our parents and
stuff and living up to their expectations, but a lot
of people live up to religious expectations too, and that's
not free, that's not ligeration. Yeah, that's that's the opposite

(03:52:58):
of such. Yeah, live life on your own terms because
you don't know if everybody's right, everybody's wrong.

Speaker 2 (03:53:04):
I also go I think that also goes back to
get over yourself.

Speaker 14 (03:53:07):
Right.

Speaker 2 (03:53:07):
You don't know everything, like there is no that is.
One of the most uncertain things in this life is death.
It's one of the most certain and the most uncertain.
You know you're gonna die. You don't know what happens
to you after literally nobody does. You can have beliefs,
but they are what they are. And I think having
your own but also respecting the fact that everybody has

(03:53:28):
their own and that you are not one hundred pure
cement certain of anything means you get over yourself a
little bit so you can allow people the space to
be able to have their own as well. And I
think if there wasn't so much judgment and finger pointing
and self righteousness and I know everything when you actually

(03:53:50):
in fact know nothing, you know what works for you.
I think if more people did that, there would also
be more peace. Yeah, damn everybody, because it's not exactly
what you believe in. This is crazy.

Speaker 3 (03:54:07):
I have two more. Okay, I'll give you them both
at the same time. All right, all three, but I'll
narrative two.

Speaker 15 (03:54:20):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (03:54:21):
The first one is stretch. Uh as we get older. Yes, ah,
physical health is wealth. I talked about mental health and
stuff like that, but like it's a blessing to wake
up every day and know that you have all your

(03:54:42):
faculties together, right, Like you're a you're ambulatory, you're able
to breathe on your own, you're able to see and
all that stuff. A lot of people aren't and but
they're still here. And that's okay. But we should not
take those things for granted. But stretch. It's good for
your body, it's good for your men. It's good to
get some shit out there just because it seeps into

(03:55:05):
your muscles, right, it seeps into your body and manifested
and if you could just stretch and keep your body
loose and moving, your body will thank you for it.
Future you will thank you for it. And my last
one is get comfortable with being uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (03:55:26):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (03:55:29):
Like life is hard, dog.

Speaker 4 (03:55:33):
And there is.

Speaker 3 (03:55:36):
People try to avoid the hard stuff so much that
a they become insufferable human beings and nobody wants to
be around them. And therefore you're only allowed to talk
to AI because you know their commissioned.

Speaker 2 (03:55:53):
To do so.

Speaker 23 (03:55:56):
And you know.

Speaker 3 (03:55:59):
It makes you resilient, It makes you a better human being,
It makes you it gets you fit, you know, not
in the physical sense, but like in everywhere else, Like
it builds character. It makes you a stronger human being,
a dc human being, a resourceful person, right because at

(03:56:26):
any moment, anything that you're doing can be taken away.
You know, Chris often talks to me about or threatens
me about, like what if Patreon, all this stuff goes away?
What you have? But I also think that could be
anything that could be you could be a high power attorney.
Shit goes away, what do you have? Now? You know
there are going to be moments where you know, just

(03:56:48):
shit doesn't feel right, not everything is not everything is
sunshine and rainbows. That's a cliche to say, but if
it were, that would make life really really unserious and
and uh not, it's not. It's not functional. It's not

(03:57:12):
how life works. So when you get comfortable with getting uncomfortable,
so when the uncomfortable moments do happen, you don't crash out. No.

Speaker 2 (03:57:22):
I was talking about a little girl in her class
who is one of those that likes to use this
is making me uncomfortable, like bastardly okay with reckless abandon
If she doesn't like what people are doing around her,
if it's just something she doesn't want to participate in, uh,

(03:57:44):
you know she will. This is making me uncomfortable. I
think the girls are doing a dance routine and she
was like, can you all stop? Like it's just and
all of them are like, no, this don't have nothing
to do with you. Walk away, go find something else
to do like this. The world doesn't revolve around you,
and I think that's part of it too. You gotta
get a little bit on. You have to be okay

(03:58:05):
with being uncomfortable because the world does not revolve around
you and your comfort, and that doesn't that's not to
be conflated with feeling unsafe and knowing when you're in
a situation that you are unsafe in. This is about
you and your comfort and knowing that the world is
not getting ready to fucking cater to you. So the
quicker you can, you can you can receive that message

(03:58:26):
and let it sit in your belly. The quicker you
will be adaptable when you need to be adaptable, and
also save yourself from added anxiety that this crumbling society
is already gonna give you. So I have a couple

(03:58:47):
more Your food allergies are your problem.

Speaker 3 (03:58:53):
This is not this.

Speaker 2 (03:58:54):
Also, yes can sometimes mean when you go out to eat,
there are things that kitchens and chefs have to byde bye.
And then there's also you knowing that you are a
special case and needing to figure out your own situation
because again, what the world does not revolve around you.

Speaker 3 (03:59:12):
You can bring your gluten free bread. No one's gonna
judge you. It's okay, judge try all right, don't govern
us the whole group talking about we need to go
eat gluten free pizza like it's okay, Like no, no, no.
You can link up with us after hello.

Speaker 2 (03:59:30):
You know you can opt out from time to time.
Your food allergies are your problem. They are yours and
yours alone. Let's see a couple more.

Speaker 3 (03:59:45):
I have another one on here that says, Magneto was right,
but go ahead, man was right. How do I explain
that to you? Malcolm X was right? There you go,
But Magneto was right. Shout non violence resistance kissed my ass.

(04:00:10):
That's what my other note says. Sometimes violence oftentimes, and
it's physical. There's emotional violence, there's psychological violence, there's financial violence.
There are so many other things verbal.

Speaker 2 (04:00:28):
I told you that man opened his mouth on love
after lock up and laughed, and when we got a
peek into that hole, that was violence. Okay. He accosted us.

Speaker 3 (04:00:40):
To show how.

Speaker 2 (04:00:50):
Oh my god. If you think you're too close, you are, Yeah,
you are, you are okay. That could mean many things
online in life the edge. If you think you're too close,
you are back up just a little bit. Your pillows matter.

(04:01:16):
The types of pillows that you sleep on fully matter
to the quality of your rest in the investment to
your body. I slept on the worst fucking pillows I
have ever encountered in my life in this hotel in Chicago.

Speaker 4 (04:01:37):
I have never.

Speaker 2 (04:01:39):
They were blueberries, but pillows. They had no backbone. How
do you stand up without a spine? How do you
fluff with no support? They were the worst pillows I
have ever ever encountered. And I said, I can't do this.
I cannot do this. I will I will die early

(04:02:03):
if I keep sleeping on pillows like these. Please invest
in your sleep health as much as you invest in
your in your pilates and your you know, groceries and
all of those types of things. Invest in your sleep health.

Speaker 3 (04:02:20):
Trust me, Doctor Terrell always told me he was invest
in your rest. Yeah, because you have to. That's the
only way that you truly recover from things. Right, Like,
when life is just fucking up, I go take it out.
When I'm sick, I go tak nap. When I have
a headache, I go take a nap. When the world
is too much, I go take a nap. When I'm happy,

(04:02:42):
I go taking nap. When I'm sad, I go take
a nap. Rest.

Speaker 2 (04:02:46):
Invest in it, Yeah, don't call people in their special
event days. If you know that people are doing stuff,
do not call them. If you think that you are
the only person in the world who has this very
special relationship with this person to where you can call

(04:03:07):
them and bog them down as if they are not
preparing for whatever that particular event is. There are thirty
other people who think they are just as close, and
collectively you all are hindering your loved one from performing
in an effective manner whatever that is, whatever that may

(04:03:29):
be walking down the aisle, putting on a live show, uh,
putting on a dinner party. Don't call people on their
special days. Find somebody else who's helping to run the show,
or swallow your fucking question and figure it the fuck out.
Use your critical thinking skills, trust me, m. Don't emphasize

(04:03:59):
the question mark on questions and text message unless you
get the go ahead to do so, unless you have
the proper security clearance with that person where they have
told you remind me of this, or if I forget
to answer you blah blah blah. But the minute that
you throw up an exclamation mark or a double tap
question mark on a question you already asked me, you're

(04:04:23):
dead to me forever. We don't have it like that.
We don't have it like that. And there's no such
thing as lending money. Once it's gone, it's gone, if

(04:04:50):
you happen to get it back, beautiful. But if you don't,
that's not that's on you because there's no such thing
as lending money. There's too many things that happen in
this world. If you can't afford to give it away,
don't give it away. Yeah, and I think my last

(04:05:12):
one is uh, I have several. But take that fucking
rug from around the base of that toilet. It's not
nineteen eighty seven anymore. That shit is gross.

Speaker 3 (04:05:29):
It's very much. Take that fucking jacket off rock heat.
But yeah, no, I agree, I I you don't need it.
It's okay. Yeah, you could be okay with your feet
touching the bathroom floor while you you know, it's okay.

Speaker 2 (04:05:47):
As long as you clean that floor in the base
of that toilet, you should be good to go.

Speaker 4 (04:05:51):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (04:05:52):
I do have one more. Invest in some luggage covers.

Speaker 27 (04:05:57):
Get yourself those protective clearcases for your luggage because TSA
or whoever the fuck luggage handlers, whoever it is, baggage,
whatever they are called, they I swear they cat in
a bag Nigga's luggage North Carolina.

Speaker 2 (04:06:18):
They are swinging your shit around in vestus luggage covers.

Speaker 27 (04:06:23):
It will help to protect your loverage luggage and go
just a little bit, a little bit further.

Speaker 3 (04:06:29):
And that is it for me. Well, Happy Ja teenth everybody.
We will see you all next week.

Speaker 2 (04:06:41):
Bye bye,

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