Negrotheticals

This week, we take on hypothetical questions from negroes like you!


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Diamonds are forever. They're all I need to please me.
They can't stimulate tenties me. They won't leave in the night,
have no fear that they might desert me. Boo boom

(00:29):
boom boomp boom.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Diamonds are forever. Hold one up then caressed it, touch it,
stroke it, and untrusted. I can see every part nothing
hides in the heart to whoa ha woh wo ha.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
War ha war ha ha ha a whoa whoa how
whoa haw whoa ha ha whoa whoa hah hah oh ha.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Whoa ha how ha.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Mm hmmm mm hmmm, yeah do it now? Hey, everybody,
welcome back to the Blacker Show that Nothing is shaded
nextekir Base. Yeah, we are back eleven years strong. I

(01:57):
laughed to myself when I said it was when we
said it was our anniver I was like, oh, this
is a queer show because we have two anniversaries, just
like we have two virginities. My favorite thing to ask
the game what'd you lose your virginity? And the answer
it's always like which one?

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, It's like what's your stud name and what's your
real name?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah? Yeah? Which is my favorite favorite.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Thing on the internet. What's your sudname, be Low? What's
your real name, Brittany Beatrice.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I just talked about on Blue Sky about how I
met my first study, Like I genuinely met my first
stud friend. I've ever talking about the story. It happened
to do with Vado. Oh my gosh, I'm so glad.
We're just gonna jump right into the episode. Wait, you
have news.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I do have news.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
We should why because it's tiffy time and stuff. But okay,
tell the story and go because then I'm I'm a
write down, so I don't forget. Yes, Okay, it's in
the news because Mysa Hilton is suing.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh I know for five million dollars. Wait, okay, before
we get to news that means nothing. Let's let's let's gees.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
White people are evil. Everybody's bombing things.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, yeah, they're not just they're not just bombing ship Like,
stop blocking food from children, Stop making children sift through
rancid flower to find food. Stop uh kidnapping people, you
know what I'm saying, and accusing them of being a
part of an another military gaza has no food. They've

(03:45):
blocked aid since the top of March. They have no food.
There's nothing the kitchens. I'm sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
You know, normally I don't comment on it, but I
have seen. This is the most I have seen from
people out on on the streets, on the ground and
gaza in that area. In every post I have seen,
we have no food.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
There's no food, there's no food. Like it's the worst,
it's the most dire that it has been since the
start of this particular iteration of the genocide, and it
is genocide in another form. You are just like y'all
talking about the Irish famine. There wasn't no damn potato famine.

(04:31):
There weren't no famine that was intentional trying to rid people.
That is intentional genocide. This is intentional genocide. So there's
that on top of them. Just and now they're like,
we don't even think. We just want y'all to just
leave us alone, Like you don't even have to, like,
just leave us alone. In Sudan, the RSF is literally

(04:56):
executing civilians. They executed thirty two of them, including miners
and Omderman, because they accused them of being affiliated with SAFF,
the Sudanese Armed Forces. They abducted forty aid workers and
fifty civilians on their way to Tueela, North Dark For

(05:17):
this is the RSF and they are constantly destroying infrastructure,
attacking power stations, drone attacks on power stations, anything to
continue to reign havoc on these people. And again they
are funded by the UAE. So I know everybody's hype
about Dubai chocolate and all this other shit, you know
what I'm saying, But like, keep in mind who's funding

(05:40):
what and who is who is literally put in the
battery and the power in people's backs to continue these
atrocities across the human race, like this is insane. So
I just wanted to make sure that that was said,
because the fact that they have no food in gods
or whatsoever, is this is just inhumane on levels that

(06:04):
I never ever thought I would see in my life.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, I have a news update, not outside of Tiffy time,
because we'll get to her in a second, but something
a little bit more legitimate. Yesterday, at the time of
this recording, yesterday, fifty five thousand labor workers went on
strike yesterday here in La County. I want to express

(06:30):
my personal support for union labor workers. I've always been
in favor of unions. I feel as though big corporate
is always out to be the shark that it is
and then some and I love the fact that we
are able to buy together and fight, you know, the

(06:51):
good fight. And yesterday, I know a lot of people
were complaining that downtown was because Chris came in the
house is mad because it was traffic. He was like,
what the fuck is going on? And we often have
these conversation stations about protests and about how especially here
with the ice raids and things and how like, you know,
protesting may not Yes we should, but I don't necessarily

(07:14):
know if it's safe for our community, for our brown
and black folks to do so, right based off of
they just didn't, you know, what the dealers right. But
when he found out yesterday what was going on, completely
changed his attitude because it was just like it shot home.
Like for example, like social workers here in California haven't

(07:39):
gotten a raised in eight years.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
That's insane.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
There are people who are doing health and human services
on the ground on skid row and everything and barely
making enough to fill their car, like you know, with gas.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Because look how much the prices have raised in eight years.
But you haven't gotten a raise exactly, so cost of
like a cost of living, right.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
So I'm all for, you know, supporting those in need,
especially those who continuously get laid off by the federal government. Yes,
I know a lot of our listeners are government employees
and are just waiting in the balance. And you know,
just know that our heart's with you.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, and whoever is a UPS worker, because they're about
to lay off for twenty thousand UPS workers.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's not just one hundred, Like, that's a lot of
fucking people. Dog put twenty families. That's community. That's a
whole town, this city even how much how much hold
on and didn't they just get new contracts or that
was USPS?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
You know what that is? That is a sold out
concert at MSG.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
It's a Monday night raw on WWE. Like there's so
many things like that's the Staples Center or what's it
called out crypto Like you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
It's literally Madison Square Garden has nineteen thousand, five hundred seats,
so you add five hundred more and that's how many
people have been laid off. That is insane, that's so sad.

Speaker 6 (09:22):
And it Meanwhile, they're like Christopher Columbus is not getting
enough praise and credit, Like I am really trying to
stick to my guns about not feeding into their rage
de bait.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
But then you see things like this and you're like,
these are the jobs that once people get them, You're like,
all right, your set, Like you're good. You know what
I'm saying. People are always gonna need packages, People are
always gonna need blah blah blah, people always gonna need healthcare.
No the most Let's go ahead, let's wipe it, let's
get rid of it. It's no good.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yeah, this gives me to that what Jeffrey Wright said
about how wipe people are the most woke on the
planet because the fact that they subscribe to like Weird,
they don't trust the government, so they want to dismantle it,
but in their own way. And so it's just like, I,
y'all are white people bastardize systems and movements, And it's

(10:21):
just like, this is not how what we meant when
we said burn it.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
All down, not at all, not even a little bit.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
But in lighter news, it's Tiffy time, what a wig. No.
I didn't think we would hear from her for a while,
and technically we haven't. This week today is her list,

(10:49):
is her last week in office for both Dalton and
Thornton Township. And remember Lori Lightfoot was going through, combing
through all of the docks and things to see what
would spin him, what.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Was not yeah, in between them.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, and so you know, do you know how much
Tiffany Henriard married last year? I remember we broke down
her salery, but I don't know one point five. No,
that was a little too much. But because if that

(11:28):
was the case, mum would have been in jail but close.
But for let's put a perspective, Thornton Township, both of
those positions technically aren't supposed to be more than twenty
thousand dollars annually. Okay, before she got there, she earned
three hundred forty seven thousand dollars and I earned, I

(11:54):
mean made it so that she could just take to
comb yeah, to go home, not including telephone other shit.

Speaker 7 (12:07):
You know, all of the egregious fucking She also expenses
for travel. She gets four hundred dollars a day within
the state of Illinois, six hundred dollars a day if
you're outside the state of Illinois, Like it really puts

(12:27):
a perspective and it makes you want to think about like, well,
what does my merit take home?

Speaker 8 (12:32):
Right?

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Or what are my government officials bringing home? Like we
all know the president and normal Congress is like at
six figures and stuff like that. But because I think, like,
if you're in Congress, it's like one hundred and sixty
seven thousand dollars. They're like standard things.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
But it's just like, huh, Eric Adams takes home his
salary is two hundred and fifty eight thousand dollars seven,
two hundred and fifty eight thousand, seven hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 9 (13:00):
Well, the mayor elect Eric Adams is pledging to accept
his first three paychecks in bitcoin in a push to
court cryptocurrency business in New York City. On Twitter today,
Adams responded to Miami's mayor, who vowed to become the
first American politician to accept part of his salary in bitcoin.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
And he still looks like that, sorry, I know.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
And he's vegan, like not a good hmm. Oh, you
know what he is. He's choose aarian because sometimes he'll
eat fish. You know, niggas do.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
We're all in the monolith niggas lie about what they
put in their mouths. No niggas, I like Eric Adam, No.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
I don't lie about what I told you that I
that I'm not like. No, I refuse you want to
claim no.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
I'm not. However, I do know that there I am not.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Is you not nigga?

Speaker 2 (14:06):
I wish I could call this, but is you not nigga?
There is allies. My argument always remains, there is a
common through line in all black people, whatever it is,
whatever you find that whatever I think, there's multiple hundreds even,

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but there is a through line through all of us.
Neither either it's because we all fer the same continent
or because at some point we think, like see.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Just for that, just for that, our next ABC show,
I'm making you watch that terrible slave movie I told
you about last week.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Oh, I guess we should address that, right, Like so, okay,
Jade and I came up with this idea, we're gonna
have history lessons down to the Patreo.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
You know what I'm saying, because they're trying to erase it.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yes, uncomfortable, right, and if black lives matter, we need
to do more to preserve the living. And what way
to preserve the living is by providing education and knowledge
about who we are and where we're going in this world,
and how to combat where we.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Are going creating archives.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, so join Patreon because coming soon we will be
we will be having you know, proper black Negro discourse
Negro neg specifically. Yes, you know, they know, they shy
away from that word, but I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
And we don't shy away from negro nor negro.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
No, no, And that'll be the next faith because Negro
films are different.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
That's like JD's Revenge and.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, you know what I mean. But how was your week?

Speaker 1 (16:12):
By the way, Oh man, how was my week?

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Yeah? I forgot I played bills first bill. Yeah, well,
thank you everybody for you know, listening to us each
and every week. Tele a friend, tele a friend, telephone.
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Speaker 1 (17:18):
The terrorists, the terrorists.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Terri Yes, And we don't want to raise prices or
anything because we are the people's podcast. You know, all
that's jazz. But you know, help us, help you, help us,
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Speaker 1 (17:35):
We're not rich.

Speaker 7 (17:37):
By any any don't be fooled by this network thing.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Everybody's discusion. And I want to talk about that in podcasts.
People think about podcasting, they think they get to a
network and and you get a whole bunch of money
and it's easy. Jada and I are We have openly
talked about how we lost money with Spotify, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
And and I lost money because I'm DEI in so
many ways. You know exy too.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah yeah, so don't don't. We out here are still hustling.
So don't think. I know a lot of people think
see success or what they deem the success, and they
don't feel as though, like, well they don't need help
because they got it. No, nigga, we all need help, fie,
we all got paid, we all got so I say

(18:23):
that to say, help us by listening to us on
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(18:45):
and gets people's faces. Because Dada and I want to
be on Serious X rated. We want to be in
your cars every day. Well I want to be. I
want to be under your bed.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
I want to absorb, Yes, absorb us okay, psych oh yes, yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
But there's I We understand that there is a lot
of shit going on, but just those simple ways can
help it. You know, if you can't support us on Patreon,
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I saw one of you all sharing a clip of

(19:30):
us to their friend and they were like, this is
a real show. I forgot. We were talking about we
Do and they were like, yes, one of my favorite podcasts.
I'm like, yes, Share our weird Nuance Negro ship with
your other.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Yeah, share our world, share.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Our work back to Mary J.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Blig No, we got to close out the door.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah, because I also forgot to start the recaps this
week of Beyond the Gate. But let's take a break.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
You better. The girls are waiting.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Oh I'm going to give it to you. We'll be
back on album, coming back with the Beyond the Gates recap,
and we have to talk about Mary Jake Blich. I
hate it, Claude.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
After these messages, will be right back.

Speaker 10 (20:21):
On Sunday, Cruise posted this photo of himself holding up
a movie ticket for Ryan Kugler's Sinners on Instagram. He
captioned the pick, congratulations Ryan, Michael and the entire cast
and crew. Must see in a cinema and stay through
the end credits. Jordan reacted by sharing the post to
his Instagram stories and writing, naw, this is crazy and

(20:48):
we're black.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
So Mesa Hilton is suing Mary J. Blish.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
If you don't know who Messa Hilton is, Mesa is
the Golden Lord, baby Mama, that of the eveless nigga
in music. Actually yeah, what of yeah terrible niggas. Yeah yeah,

(21:18):
he is episode idea.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
The mount Rush No, because that's that's where that's glorifying.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
But no, I don't mean just that. I mean Mount
Rushmore is no. But Mount Rushmore is not a good
thing within itself, y'all carved first of all? What what?
I don't think I have ever processed that that might
be one of the most frightening things to exist.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
In the in the bunch of white men.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Carved into the faces of of mount and rocks.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yes, but I yes, yes, scar you what I'm saying
it is However, the conscious means it's has turned into
a positive thing, even though we don't like these white
men carved in the earth. However, putting Mount Rushmore means
you're elevating somebody to an esteem.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
No, it means that some people have come and stolen
something that does not belonged to them. When I say
we should do a Mount Rushmore episode, we should have
several categories and have four people in each category. That
would be the Mount Rushmore of that particular.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
See then when you talk about Puffy, what you're gonna
put like Puffy Harvey Weinstein, R Kelly Robert and uh
Vince McMahon like you know what I mean, Like a
whole bunch of is like evil nigga, like y'all represent
the best at sexual assault. Like that's what I see

(23:07):
in my Oh that's awful. You see, you can't have
that cover.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Min is more like, let's let's blast you evil fucking
niggas as big as we possibly can, so people never
forget that you are rotten here and me.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
But yes, you can't call it bush. We can't call
it about rush Burn. We can call it top five
or Top four or something. I just don't know about rush.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
AnyWho. Yes, Misa is the baby. She is the baby mother.
She she is the mother of hold On, not Christian
the other one, the short of Justin.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yes, she's doing Mary J. Blige for this man allegedly
holding up his album of a reason. I don't get it,
but I will tell you this though. It's about this

(24:07):
rapper named Vado Vado. I Vado Vado, I don't him
in real life. So back when I was a young
whipper snapper, when.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
I was a young wood.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
I went to it's whatever, I used to go to
the University of Bridgeport. Some of you listen to this
show have gone to u B or either you know
me from there, or you've heard the lore of the
University Bridgeport and the University Bridgeport outside of it owned
by the Unification Church and the Moonies. It also had

(24:48):
a large population of inwards and I don't mean black people.
I say inwards for a particular reason, and inwards particular
from Harlem. Harlem. Like, there was a group at the
school and they named themselves the Goonies because they were

(25:08):
all from Harlem, all from one hundred and forty fifth Street,
and they were goons, and so they named they were
in a gang. They were goony Google. They were doing
a whole bunch of you know, nigga moole if you will. Now,
one of the people that was in their crew was

(25:29):
this young rapper. No, he did not attend the school.
He was just there all the fucking time. And we
know niggas like that, you know, you know, there there's
always going to be people on there who at universities
who are very much who just hang around trying to

(25:49):
get with the loose girl. Loose is the horrible term,
but trying to get with the young on the wise women.
At the time, there wasn't me there to be, like,
why would you say loose? I watched Sinners one.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Time, Oh my god, me and Tristan's we oh we
we definitely snuck.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
We'll talk about her. We'll talk about her. M hmm.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Now why do you have to be now you're a
part of the problem.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
You know, you bought a ticket. No no, no, no no
no no no no no no no no no no, no, no,
no no no. This is what I hate. I you know,
I hate going to the movies. But I will buy
a movie ticket, because why not. I'll buy a movie ticket,
but I'm not gonna go.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
That's good, Okay.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Remember when you try to take me the Moonlight, I
said I would buy a movie ticket. I didn't want
to go.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
No, I made you go. But yeah, yeah, exactly, And
and I still feel wonderful about that decision and how
I wish to do that because he went on a
date with me interested in to go see Moonlight. I
forced both these niggas member oh and Amber Amber, Yes, yes,
we wanted to see it, and y'all did it.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
And y'all had a wang dang motherfucking do it all did.
That's also when I realized that was my first time
at Alamo Draft House. Thinking about it, fabulous fries. But yeah,
the movies, it's very hard for me to go to
the movies.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
I'm not a big movie person. I have to really
want to see the movie.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
For me to go, I have to truly go, or
my partner really.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Want Inside Out too. I was like, I must, you
know what I'm saying. When I ran across they clone
Tyrone and that very lucky week that I just happened
to be checking. I was glad that we went for that.
I was glad I took the girls to see Beetlejuice too.
I thought they did a great job.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
And maybe I was excited to go see what Coco
in the movie theater.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Noah was a toddler, I know, but.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
No, because I mean I've seen I have seen movies
in the movie theater since then. It's just I don't
particularly like going Sinners.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
And as of when y'all are listening to this, I
didn't go yet, but when you all listen, I would
have gone. Christal and I are going to you know how,
there's only eight theaters in the country that are showing
it in the seventy millimeter film that he filmed the
movie in. Originally, We're going to the iMac seventy millimeters showing.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Oh Wow, yes, that's awesome. Yeah, yeah, I bought tickets.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
I just okay, that's real, that's real.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Okay, because a lot Where did I go? Where did
I go? See the last time welcome new students to
his university.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
But you can expect the unexpected.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
You're a green wicked that's the last.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
One one, And you know I was. I said, there's
no fucking way I'm going to sit in public for
that long to watch this, and then niggas will be singing.
Please give me a raisor.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
No one sing in my theater. They knew better, but
they also.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
When I said niggas would be singing, I me the
ones in the movie. You want me to go to sit?
I didn't theater three hours and also listen to people
sing for most of that time. Sign me down.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
But so you would never go to the opera.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
I've been to the opera. Me and my father went
to go see Aida at the opera and we left
at intermission. He was like, oh, thinking you ready, Yes,
let's go, like when I go again, Yes, because I

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can probably appreciate it more now. The opera is not
a lin Manuel movie though, like it's not a Hamilton production.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
You know what I'm saying, Oh God, it's not that.
So I think I could go to the opera now,
and you know, I could grow up a little my
father Peter Pan, but I think I might be able
to go and enjoy the opera one, you know, one
time now, because I appreciate the skill is amazing, you
know what I'm saying Now, Sinners, We're not gonna give

(30:48):
any spoilers or anything, but I will tell you this.
You know that I like, I talked to you recently
about black thriller, black horror, black whatever, whether it be
cycle whatever, like, and I've been watching all the series
and all of these things, and I do appreciate that

(31:12):
we got another piece to add to that, you know
what I'm saying, Like, I like that we have the
Jordan Pill genre of like psychological thriller mixed with a
little bit of horror, and then I like.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Up a little bit.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
But yes, just a smich, especially after that Alien Horse movie.
But but but yeah, I appreciate that we got another
piece to that, and a really good one and a
thoughtful one. Ryan Coogler, you just you got a special place.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Over here, the area's finest. Yeah, we say a break.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Okay, all right, let's do that.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
And then come back and tell each other about our weeks.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
I told you about and I saw we didn't.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Even finish about Oh yeah, finished the story about Veno?

Speaker 11 (32:04):
What you be?

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Oh yeah, finished the story?

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Oh you said sinners and I just yes, yes.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
So we used to have parties at University Bridgeport in
the student union, and so sometimes local famed rappers is
named here would show up and for whatever reason, he
performed at that particular party, I guess because he was
at the time, they were really trying to like push

(32:33):
his music. Mind you, he's been out. This was twenty
years ago, I want to point. I want you all
to know that. And all of a sudden he was
he insided a rap like there was a fight on stage,
and then there was a fight that broke out on

(32:54):
the sides, and so then police were involved and spread
and pepper sprayed everybody in the venue. Now we were
in the student union, and it's a very small student union,
so it would think of it. Think of conference room
B at any Ramaeda you in your local municipality, right,

(33:17):
it was. It was a conference room B, and so
therefore it's small and it's a whole bunch of niggas
just wild and screaming.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
That's the when they do the weddings. That's why they
do the ceremony. Then they'll move over to the conference
room A for the reception.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Yeah, ballroom B. Yeah, there we go, or you just
move the wall, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yes, I forgot they could do that too. The chairs
are either red or green cloth.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yes. And so after they sprayed everybody I happened to,
I knew my ends and outs of that place, and
so I snuck out the back door. So I was like, fine, Meanwhile,
it's pneumonium outside. They got ambulances and ship out there
because niggas don't I'd never been pepper spray before, and
just hacking and coffin and getting milk in their eyes

(34:08):
of ship. Meanwhile, this is person a stud who is
like having a rough time breathing, like they cannot, like
they are freaking out panicking. They they was with the
girl at the time. She didn't know what to do,
and so I was kind of like, all right, come

(34:28):
with me, you know, and mind you p he like gez.
It was like a lot. So I was like, come on, girl,
got her to safety and mind you bff after that,
Like I'd seen them on campus around, but you know,
I was like, you know, they do their own things,
that's you know, that's the case. Typically don't yeah, you know, yeah,

(34:52):
but at that point it was she was like, you
know you my intersection. Yeah. Yeah. And now she lives
in you know, she lives a standard stead life. She
lives in VA. She tried to charge her. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
She has kids, yeah, and a partner wife.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Oh they're her children children.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
However they're not they're not her children.

Speaker 7 (35:18):
Oh okay, all right, that's what I Yeah, no, no, no,
she is a but they're her children. Yeah, they're her
kids in my house.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
M hmmm. Provided safety and loving absolutely and true paternity.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
They have one of those posts where like they have
the big key because we signed our mortgage.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Yeah we bought our closed.

Speaker 7 (35:41):
Yeah yes we closed. Yeah yeah. But let's take a break,
finish Mary J.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Blige and.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Yes, and finish that story. I'm over it, and way
they're sty with each other that I'm over it. Also,
I want to point out before we go to break
that remember last week when I talked about the sea
lions and and the blooming algae that's toxic. Yeah, it
got to dolphins.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Oh no, not my babies.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
After these messages, will be right.

Speaker 12 (36:19):
Back, yes, said, I'm gonna say this one time. Anybody
I used to work with or was cool with, what
even personal life? I helped you out in life, and
you do dirt on my name. I'm going to expose
everybody that goes for men and women. I'm going to
expose you that stop going on these shows, lying on.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
The so and we're black. Yeah, Mary J Blige, she's
getting sued by this man.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Okay, I figured out the connection. Well outside of the
this is okay, Why is this new scandalous? The young
peopeople may ask, because Mary and Lisa were best friends.
They've been close for a very very long time, and
so that is why it was shocking to read that.
But then also so what I learned in my very
quick search is that Mary has a production company. Mesa

(37:21):
is Vado's manager. I thought Mesa and Votto might have
been romantically linked, but she is actually his manager. So essentially,
she accused Mary of meeting with Vado one on one
and not inviting her into those deals in order to

(37:43):
manipulate him. And now she will not release his album
allegedly unless he cuts all ties with her. So I
don't we don't know where everything went left. But this
is what they are saying.

Speaker 13 (37:57):
I still believe in it failed.

Speaker 14 (37:58):
Not strings a town telling out we shell tops. They
want dmc walls, you Big four, the d fours yap
parties out on Caprie shows, ay from Maryland. But I
think we could be more of a night. It sounds
white for my trust me, ain't nothing.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Like no one wants to hear that album, not a
single solitary soul like maybe even trying.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
To make fetch happen since two thousand and.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Five, and Dave's tried to help, like people tried, and
it just like sometimes it's just not it for you.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Homer Simpson said it best. You know, you know what
you tried, and you failed miserably. The lesson year is
never tried ever try. Yeah, just stop trying.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
It's just not stay in your lane. What are you
actually good at?

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Right?

Speaker 1 (38:48):
All right? The Dolphins, Oh.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Yeah, there's so much to talk to you, but I'm
still getting to be on the gates. We still need
to tell each other. How we can even tell you
what happened?

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, duh. But first of remember, it
was Exy's birthday. Happy birthday, my nigga. We are very
good this last year of your thirties.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
M m are you?

Speaker 1 (39:15):
How do you feel?

Speaker 2 (39:19):
I told myself that I gave myself a very dramatic
theme of thirty nine, okay, and I said, this is
the year of the Winter of my Discontent, meaning that
this is going to be the end of me complaining
about how I look and how I feel and actually
do something about it, because complaining gets us nowhere without action, right,

(39:43):
And so I can complain and do all this stuff
all I want, and I'm still just going to have,
you know, feel like shit, and I don't want to
feel like that anymore. Right, not to say that I
feel bad, but you get what I mean. I could
feel a lot healthy, it a lot better than we
really do now, right. Yeah, So yeah, this is the

(40:05):
winter my discontent, and so I'm doing every anything and
everything about it, making doctor's appointments, I'm going back on
the WW I've already gone back on it because it
helps me, but also being intentional about like worse than
my time, how I spend it, even with family members, right,

(40:29):
Like what my lack of pouring into my family, and
I need to do that better, you know, especially now,
you know with my uncle still going through that stuff,
which update it's he's progressing on his own to the end.

(40:50):
And so you know, I keep telling you. My mother
is like, I wish he wouldn't just do this. I'm like,
and she's so she tells me it's like, well, you know,
it seems like God handling it. I was like, well,
you can't be mad if I was choosing to in
his life. But it seems as though that is handling.
But I got it, you know what I mean. But yeah,

(41:11):
I just needed to just take more stock into me.
And uh yeah, I've also realized like a lot of
a lot of lightless past couple of years has been
like life has been passing me by, right, Like I
I moved to a new town and I out of
quite traumatically, right Yeah. So after finally and this is

(41:33):
the fifth year living here, it's like, all right, girl,
yeah yeah, exerienses and you gotta yeah, these are all
ships that you got to get over to put your
big girl panties on, hang it over it. So that's
what I did. We went to St. K had a
wonderful time.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Tell them why it was extra wonderful though.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Oh there was nobody there. Christmas upset that there was
nobody there. But when I tell you, it was nobody there,
and it was a wang dang dudle. Everybody, every homosexual
that usually goes to SDK was at the Chillling Circuit rodeo.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Yeah. I was like, oh thank god listen.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Service was excellent. Yes, because take a scar.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Yes, you make your crab meats m m.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Yeah. It was a good time. And I got my gift.
I got a really expensive colone and trip to Disneyland. Yes,
I'm one adult. I'm an adult that likes Disney.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
I was talking to a friend of mine the other
day because you know, we're going on that that family vacation,
and I have not done Disney anything except like one
time in my life. You know where your parents save
up and make seventy five payments on a carnival cruise.

(42:57):
So like, you know, my aunt's and my uncle's my
parents got together this cruise s and the cousins went
and first of all, it was like nineteen ninety four,
and then when we got off the boat, my parents
were like surprised, we're going to go to disney World
for for two days. And I think we did disney

(43:18):
World for one day and then we left the next day.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
But yeah, I've never been to disney World, and I
can see how that's overwhelming because Disneyland is overwhelming and
there's only like two parks.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Well I can imagine. First of all, my parents were
blue collar. They did not have money, so I'm sure
they got their sutin prices. It was like, you niggas,
better soak this shit up for today, and you know,
you get one souvenir each. I think that's where where
we were, but I you know, I was like eleven.
I don't remember. I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
We used to go to Disneyland often because well back then,
flights to La back then, we're twenty dollars. That's crazy,
and it's true because if y'all are from the if
y'all in California, remember remember Southwest used to have a deal.
It was twenty nine dollars round trip and they went
twenty nine dollars run way either way, which is thirty

(44:18):
dollars one way, which is sickening. I'll pay sixty dollars
to go back fulutely, and then you know, capitalism stopped. Yeah,
but or we would drive down often, and so that's
why I it was just the thing for us to do.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
I heard that let people choose their seats.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Now on Southwest they stopped. Now it's no longer free
for all, Like you gotta select seats, yeah yeah, yeah,
because no fight. They Also the problem is that, like, yeah,

(45:04):
I don't know, Southwest, I don't have a problem with
the choosing anyway. I prefer it. I don't like having
a because it makes me think I'm on a fucking bus.
You know.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
If you have to choose your seat, I feel like
I'm on a bus if I'm just getting on and
picking a seat and win.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
That's what I mean. Like beforeah right, I felt like
I was on a bus. Now I like, I like
having the fact I could pick my seat.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Like yeah, yeah, I mean I don't really right, I
was like, I don't fly them.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
But also I stopped flying them. Thanksgiving twenty we got
caught up in that data breach. Oh yeah, when Microsoft
things shut down and we had to drive back from
Sacramento and a Nissan Kick.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
We've got to plan, We've got to make plans. Because
that was just that was We've got to make plans. Okay, wait,
tell me about the dolphins.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Oh yeah, they're killing people to dogs.

Speaker 15 (46:03):
Wait.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Hold, they eat the toxic algae. Apparently it happens every
year with the algae bloom.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
And then it wasn't it sends them feral?

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Mm hmmm. First of all, we have to be honest
about dolphins and how they are sexual predator.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
No, that is not predator.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Gal.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
I know they're not.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
I had a grand time to each other.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Oh wait, you and.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
If you were in were you in were they in captivity?
Were you at Steve World?

Speaker 5 (46:38):
No?

Speaker 2 (46:39):
But I was.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
They was in Jamaican captivity.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Oh okay, see what But.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
They said they'd be letting them swim in the ocean,
so I don't really know what that means. Let me
see here.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
But also, dolphins don't go farther than eight miles from
the coast. I learned that National geographic.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Oh my god, not the Sunday time, Sri Lanka. Hold on,
let's see what they said. They called them the sexual
predators of the sea.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
I told you so.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (47:12):
Dolphins six often males will actually form little cooperative groups
in which they sort of kidnap females until she becomes
receptive to their advances and.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
They can now what you talk about. Fiona McRae. Fiona
McCrae says they look friendly and gentle enough, but dolphins
also have a dark side. A study has revealed when
they want to get their way, they resort to.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
I say uh.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
An international team of researchers spent six years studying the
behavior of one hundred and twenty blue nosed dolphins in
the Shark Bay, Western Australia. They observed males asserting their
authority by forcefully mounting other males. These were short term
shows of strength used to die dom and eate males
from other groups. Oh okay, so mac Well. First of all,

(48:07):
dolphins are pan sexual. They were like. The study also
showed a complex open society where dolphins exhibited periods of
homosexuality and bisexuality.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Any hole is a goal, Any hole is a goal.
This mm hmm fascinating.

Speaker 13 (48:26):
First of all, how do y'all like they don't know?
Like they don't they are intelligent beings. Yes, No, I'm
not talking about the dolphins. I'm talking about the humans.
Y'all don't know what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
It's not like they're planting trees in each other, Jade.
They are. They are fucking each other. They form gangs.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Wait a minute to wait. Dolphins form gangs.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
I believe that they do that. Killer whales do that.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Not sets hold on bottle nose set bs nine B
and nine way.

Speaker 11 (49:14):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
We are often in awe at their intelligence and grace
and the tricks they do for us in captivity and
in the wild. They have nice smiley faces.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Dolphins are evil, and I want people to to hold
on to it. People are disillusioned by Flipper.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
They have large, complex brains.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Just like humans. And what are humans evil?

Speaker 1 (49:42):
I mean inherently, but I didn't think dolphins were inherently evil.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
We all came from bacteria, Jay, and all of us
have the propensity to be evil.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
This is true because jd Vance killed the pope. And
I'm gonna say every episode now mm hmmm, he nick
blained the pope. You realize that.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Did you ever watch scamp?

Speaker 8 (50:07):
No?

Speaker 2 (50:08):
You did it? So there was an episode of Scandal.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Watch fucking no, I watched the I watched what's the
movie said it off with? I watched uh the Last Day,
Live Your Dreams? And I watched uh, I watched that

(50:34):
that that series with del Roy Lindo as her daddy.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Mm hmmm, who, by the way, gets finer with age.
I gotta be honest this press friend that he's on
for Sinners, Yes, and played the.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Out of that role.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Do you hear me?

Speaker 1 (50:53):
I loved it. I have a special place in my
heart for del Roy Lindo.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Take that time I killed somebody.

Speaker 8 (51:03):
Their bonds made me do it because it was the
guys burners on some boat was dopeir was already killed
other too.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Sends crookedlying down thirty years.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Love him, love him, love him, love him. What were
we talking about?

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Well, let's take a break because that's do this RecA.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
After these messages, will be right back.

Speaker 11 (51:40):
How strong is a gorilla compared to a human? In
today's video, we'll be asking him, answering a question that
a lot of us have on our minds. How strong
is a gorilla compared to a human. On the surface,
it's easy to say that they are much stronger.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Than the average. And we're back. We're not going to
get to what we're going to get to today, but
we're going to get to this.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Although what I just feel like because we have already
discussed nature, m we and be You know, we're not
really into the popular culture news too often too much.
You know what I'm saying. It depends on what it is.
Let me say that. But this gorilla situation, this gorilla conversation,

(52:41):
what is this? What are what holds on?

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Negro?

Speaker 1 (52:47):
What is it internet talking about gorillas?

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Well, the Internet believes that one hundred niggas can fight
one gorilla, or that they could just fight a gorilla.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
In general, First and foremost, this is what shows that
you niggas are inherently evil, because why the fuck would
you want to fight a gorilla? Let's start what's there? Like,
let's just start there. What the fuck did the gorillas
do right to make you want to do that? I
ain't happen. I'm feeling glad I got now.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Also, why are we animals?

Speaker 1 (53:30):
I don't? That just seems like weird to me. Second
of all, you cannot fuck up a gorilla.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
They don't have body fat, it's all muscle. Let me.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
I have a little I have a cousin. He's not
little anymore. I forget. He's actually a grown man. But
he used to be little when he was like three
or four. My father takes him to the zoo. Okay,
took him to the zoo. Now, I want to preface
this with this. This nigga was bad as motherfuck. Okay,
don't message me and tell me there are no bad kids,

(54:06):
because there are, and he was absolutely one of them.
He was a demonic child, all right, that is coming
from my mouth. So my dad takes him to the zoo.
They go to the monkey area. The gorillas are behind

(54:26):
you know, I don't know, nine foot steel glass. I
know that doesn't make sense, but whatever, they're behind the thing.
Do you know this little nigga piss the gorilla off
so bad behind thick fucking glass that the gorilla literally
stood up on the legs, yelled and beat the chest,

(54:49):
like did the shit. This little three four year old
badass nigga pissed this gorilla off so bad it was
literally the s strength of this glass in God that
kept his gorilla from mangling the fuck out of My
little cousin. Might have deserved it. So I say all
that to say, y'all can't fuck up no gorilla, and

(55:13):
don't come back and tell me what you said. Your
little cousin was three four years old. No, he would
have ripped that he would have been It would have
been nothing for him to rip that nigga limb for
fucking limb. It would have been nothing. You niggas can't
fight each other, let alone a fucking gorilla. And again,
ask your weird ass self, why the fuck you are

(55:33):
even thinking about wanted to fight a goddamn gorilla.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Yeah, yeah, that's fucking weird. Yeah, and also you're not
gonna win, And maybe you should for having those thoughts,
maybe you should fight at gorilla. And for having those
thoughts happen.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
You know what, I agree with you on that. Yeah,
go fight the gorilla. Make your attempts. Yeah, there are
regular fucking monkeys that are the eyes of Stanley Cups
that could rip your fucking eyeballs out of your head.
But go ahead, try to gorilla. Let me see what's
the smallest gorillas? How big?

Speaker 2 (56:12):
So you know, when I was thinking about Negro theticals,
I was like, there's only one place I know that
perpetuates them, and so I realized we haven't visited visited
this in a while, and I was like, well, this
is Apropos. So I went down to Club shah. Okay,

(56:41):
I club everything dark and like the shadows. I call
it club show and y'all know why because that is
a dark place, it really is. And but uh yeah,
we'll twitter. And I went on to Stick's Brown Chicks.
You went back because that is the home of Negro Theticals.

Speaker 16 (57:07):
It is.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Well technically it's two beat, but here on the internet
it's of six round twins. Ok.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
I'm gonna read you. My husband and I have been
married for eleven years. We have twenty nine year old girls,
and our youngest is our seven year old son, Junior.
We also have a family dog. My car broke down,
so my husband let me drive his car to work.
The dog buried old meat in the car, and it's stunk.

(57:39):
I searched under the seats for the meat, and I
found a hospital bracelet for a new born boy. The
bracelet had our last name. I placed the bracelet in
front of my son and asked him to explain, in
front of your son, I have a son. I placed
the bracelet in front of my husband and asked him

(58:00):
to explain, I have a son, Sarah. He's my firstborn son.
Me Junior is your first firstborn son. Asshole. My husband
spoke to me without looking away from his laptop. Junior
ain't my kid. You always knew it, and I found
out when he got sick, but I stayed. You should

(58:22):
be happy that I did. So you can stay and
love my real son, or I can go. Your choice.
I had an affair. Junior is the product of that affair.
But my husband was wrong to go outside our marriage
and make a baby with someone else. I would have
given him another child. Should I stay or should I go? Advice?

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Wait? What bitch? Not you glazing over the video? But yeah,
no it's not his. But that don't matter because that
nigga loves me anyway.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
So he shouldn't have stepped out of our marriage. No, girl,
you cheated first that you lied about having a baby.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
And he knew it, and y'all never discuss this.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
You just lied and kept it to yourself under wraps.
And that's why I said this is a negro thetical
space because only niggas would have that.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Have this this this, Yes, that's a nathetical. That's anothetical.
There's more, the whole nother story, whole another story. Okay,
mm hmm, okay.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
My mother had me when she was fifteen, so at
forty years old, she could pass for my older sister.
I think parentheses with a substance abuse issue. This has
caused confidence.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Why would you throw it?

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Did you put to it? It's six brown chicks? Of
course you're right. This has caused conflict in my personal relationships,
as my mother has slept with two of my past boyfriends.
I met a good guy, we moved an hour away
from my mother, and we were living happily. Ever after
so I thought. I posted one date night TikTok with

(01:00:21):
my boyfriend and my mother went crazy. She wants to
talk to me, it's important, blah blah blah. I ignore her.
Mother posts an angrily video I should have swallowed you.
I work at a high school. One of the students
saw it and it went viral at the school. I
was asked to take a five day paid leave while
the matter was handled. Mother posts another angry video, why

(01:00:45):
are you hiding your man? You scared he's going to
get some quality taught for me? Video goes viral at
school again. School asked me to resign. What to do
about my unhinged mother?

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
You gotta get rid of them to.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
This is a This is a.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
You remember that scene in Fried Green Tomatoes where Cecily
Tyson went up the back of Frank Bennett's head with
that skillet and the next thing they know, they were
eating some interesting flavored ribs in the middle of Alabama.
Mm hmmm, that's all I'm saying. You know what I'm saying.
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta take care of the

(01:01:34):
problem and then sell the parts to those specialty dinner
spots in l A.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Shout out to Jiminica who who put us on to
the Cannibal.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Dinners that, of course, is literally the world's most interesting woman.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Yeah you are.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
You are a gym and a treat to this, to
this world. I hope you know that. Yeah, you gotta
you gotta chop her up and sell it for parts.
Like because she's a problem, what should I do?

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Like you got to.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Like not to your well being, this is to your livelihood.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
You know, like kids is finding it and ship because
your livelihood and the kids and the because you know what,
because I know I'm big, grown and I shouldn't fear children,
but I definitely crossed the street across the island the
tines because they are going to roast me and my

(01:02:53):
self esteem isn't that strong enough to handle.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
That's not even what I care about. They smell so
like they stay and they.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Bio hazards of people based off of the odor that
comes from them, and they can't help it. They're growing people, yeah,
they you know, even through deodorant, they still they're just
growing people and going through the moss. But a gaggle
of teens gaggle.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
I told Noah today I had to pick. They had
early dismissal, so I had to get her normally or
should I say earlier on. I used to like, you know,
double park in front of school, get out and just
stand on the sidewalk and wait. Nigga. I waited right
on the that car around the corner today and said,
I'm on this block, like you come over here to

(01:03:45):
come meet me. I'm not going to stand in the
middle of that outside funk, Like why do I smell
y'all outside?

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Why there's that odor stench? Shell was like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Teenage.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Yeah, you know, my grandmother used to do that because
after my babysitter issue then like like it was an
issue just she would I just stopped going to her
and my grandmother would pick me up on her way
home from because my grandmother was busy, she had a
social life. But she was like, well, I'll pick him
up from school because it's on the way home, and
that's the only reason why I'm doing it. So park. Yeah,

(01:04:30):
she would park, like by my middle school, which was
a bit of a walk in a way because she
was like, two things, I don't deal with traffic, and
I don't because you know, niggas do not deal with traffic.
And two people. She was like, these little children are
evil and I don't bang what I'm one bit.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
And are and don't give a fuck either. So nope,
I'm good. Okay, So what was the second story on
six Brown?

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Well, that's enough. We don't need to talk about them anymore.
We can go home now.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Well, I think you still need to close out with
your recap because you promised it to the people, so
you need to do Let's take one more break and
come back and close out with XD's Beyond the Gates
weekly recap.

Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
Yeah, hit a Claude after these messages, will be right back.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
We are so psyched about this. Why because our next guests.

Speaker 17 (01:05:33):
Are the stars of a new CBS drama that's making history.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
We love when that happens. It's called Beyond the Gates.

Speaker 17 (01:05:39):
It's the first daytime soap opera to be greenlit in
twenty five years, and the first black daytime soap opera.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
In thirty five years as well.

Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
So the Hill.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
And We're back. By the time you're listening to this,
we will have reached a very pivotal milestone in the show.
The problem is this week we got preempted a lot
due to sports, so there was at the time of
this recording, there's only been one episode, and that was

(01:06:17):
Monday's episode, okay, and today's Friday. So I don't know
what the fuck happened on Thursday and Friday, because it
happened yet now, hold on the last time that you
made me watch it was the very first episode.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
I was introduced to everybody, and somebody was cheating on
the Lady with the big eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the big lefskin nigga from Queen Sugar. Yes,
was the X of the Lady with the Eyes, and
she was creeping. He ended up marrying his daughters because
the girl was his daughter's best friend, and that's what

(01:06:59):
we made married. And she's not married. But what I'm
telling you this week because there's so much to catch
you up on in between that. But I'm gonna tell
you what happened in the last few days. So there
is a big plot of the story is this woman
named Leslie. I call her Towanda because she looks exactly
like Tamanda Brexman. Okay, okay, And she has a daughter
named Eva, who gives me Leela James but not.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
Leslie Wanda.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Yeah, Towanda has it out for one of the Duprees,
which is in the family.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
She looks just like her, sir. That's crazy, Yeah, like that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
So Towanda is on a mission to get her eat,
to get her daughter into this family, this rich, prestigious
family because the child's father is crept out on on
one of the daughters, I's sister. So he was like,

(01:08:03):
you know, I'm gonna be be with this powerful family.
I'm gonna leave her to the wayside. So he left
Towanda high and dry somewhere in DC.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
Years later, so she's coming back to plot her revenge, right, Okay.
So like she's she's created this whole elaborate scheme to
expose Ted. That's the gentleman's name, she's already extorted him
for fifty k. Okay, so like because he was like
leave town, leave town because they all live in DC
or Potomac, whatever the fuck. He's like, leave town. She's like,

(01:08:33):
give me fifty k, and I'll leave for fifty k.
So she got her daughter to work with his wife's
like as her personal assistant. So what she did was
Towanda attempted to run off one of her assistants off
the road with the motorcycle and put the girl in

(01:08:55):
the hospital so that her daughter can work at the
at with Nicole, so she can get in with the
family and be and get with her secret daddy. Oh
and so then all black. By the way, could I
even tell you the white part the white stories yet?

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
And the white stories are there was only one white
lady when you made me watch it, and that was
the friend of the lady guys.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
Juiciest motherfucking store, because she's married to a nigga that
got a gambling problem, and he just confessed to her
that she got a gambling problem, but she has a
hyper sexual addiction problem. So therefore they had fucked and
he went to the bathroom and she called the escort
service ten minutes later, and when she went to go

(01:09:40):
meet up with the nigga, it got bypassed by this
nigga named Joey Armstrong who owns the whorehouse who she's
been dealing with trying to sell to, even though he
also owns the big casino that's in the back where
Doug has a gambling addiction and owes this nigga like
a million dollars. So oh my, and she's not only

(01:10:06):
is she fucking service, yes, because that's how she deals
with her nigga, Like she thinks he's out cheating, he
got a gambling problem, so her thought is if he
can cheat, I can cheat too. That's not like because
she's sleeping with the Vanessa, sleeping with the the trainer

(01:10:28):
at the country club she got. She's trying to fuck
on this mobster nigga. She's trying to She called the
escort service like she is going through it all because
she's under the impression that her man is cheating and reality, no,
he has an addiction. The only ones that know about
my gambling or Joey Armstrong clans because no and Randy

(01:10:50):
Parker from high school. He works for Joey.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Now, well you kept it that way for a reason.

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
What do you think will happen if somebody else finds out.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
A loose Meanwhile, so Tamertuni, you know doctor Melina, so
you know her and Clifton Davis are married on the show, right,
So she plays Anita Dupree. And she was in a
group called the Articulates.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Okay, what was that? Like the Supremes.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
It's exactly like the Supremes because this week we learned
that Anita was the Diana Ross. Is a situation because
she lets us know because Clifton Davis is trying to
get her to like do a return concert or whatever,
because the other day they did karaoke and they she
performed with her daughters and they did it actually really well.

(01:11:41):
The song was actually kind of cute, okay, And so
Clifton Davis is trying to like, you know, come on,
you know, Nita, let's get back, you know, a reunion concert,
and she was like, I miss singing with my girls,
my original group, but I treated them like dogs, So
I don't know how that's gonna work out.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
So now you did call We're old Beyonce. You said
that if they took Beyonce for in however many years
and mixed exactly, so it was not the Supremes. It
was just just chilled.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
Yeah, but I'm gonna go back based on their their
thing would be the seventies. I'm assuming I still think
I just often go off the Supremes just because I
know the true Supremes. Yeah, if I become rich and famous,
why produce it myself?

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
I'm like Tracy, like, why won't we ever get this?

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
Because she's still alive. That's why, you know, Dana and
she's not.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
She's not signing. She's like, you're not putting all my
business out there. Everybody knows.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
That was like coming out with a movie if she's
not a part of it, Like you know what I mean. Like,
I'm so surprised they had to wait till Loretha was
dead for her to get her movies, because you know
she would have had she would have said, hell.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
No, you don't think Diana would ever even give us
like a doc. No, I know she don't want her
shot out there like that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
That's what it is. She don't want to like that
because that would require her to admit stuff.

Speaker 11 (01:13:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Yeah, and you know that's a that's a stubborn generation.
Stubborn generation. Okay, okay, so she was in the right.
So she said, no, I want to say with my
original girls, but I was a bitch. Okay, continue, you're right.
So we're about to see where this takes us. Meanwhile,

(01:13:25):
Big Bill from Queen Sugar Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:13:27):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Oh yeah, the one who got the new wife, he
got the new little light and they moved into the neighborhood. Yes, yes, yes,
that's not heaven.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Okay, continue, yes, and mind you remember his new wife
actually still works as a firm as a paralegal.

Speaker 11 (01:13:43):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
So, and Bill's daughter is a defense attorney. She's like
a social justice attorney. Yes, these three women came to Naomi.
It was like, we want you to sue your daddy
for us for hostile working mind and sexual assault in
the workplace. So Bill had one of the partners. He

(01:14:05):
was a snively little white man who made really inappropriate jokes,
even for daytime television. I'm surprised they all love it there.
And so he would make inappropriate comments and classic you know,
sexual harassment cases.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
And all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
And so there was this big blowout between Naomi, who's
Bill's daughter and him, and he's like, you know, my
daughter's suing me. He tried to like witness tamper them
and all this good stuff. Eventually nailed me, dropped the
case because her husband was like, girl, you're going through
all this turmoil. You don't even really want to sue him.
You're just mad because he played your mama. However, Bill

(01:14:46):
ends up conceding and like giving into these women's demands. However,
the women want like an advisory board where they can
like review policies and stuff. So Bill took this I
call him saying face because he makes the same face
over and over again. So he hired his lackey to
sit in these meetings so he could run and tell

(01:15:06):
Bill what was going on because it's Bill's firm, which
is illegal.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
While he had his wife tamper with evidence and tamper
with witnesses talking to these bitches, well, these women, he
didn't have her. She did it on her own free will.
She also thought she was pregnant the other day.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
She not the young wife.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Yes, okay, but what we have all been Oh there's
oh and then there's what else? Cand I update you
on Chelsea Eyes one of I's daughters. She's by now.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Okay, So she came out she.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Was already experimenting. Well maybe she's been experimenting. She's always
been sexually fluid. But now she went to her gay
cousin the other day. Okay, what is this feeling? And
so the problem is she has complicated feelings because the
girl she likes is in this repuls is in this
scenario with her husband.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
So she was like, I only play with my husband.
So I don't know what to tell you, but I
guess we can get together as long as if you
don't mind my husband knowing that we are on one
on one, then Chelsea, we can get with it. So
Chelsea was like, cool, like I'm down with it. I
just don't want to fuck with you and your nikka.
I just want to fuck with you, okay, which I

(01:16:28):
think is super progressive. Okay, And then we get to
the gay and then we get to the gays gay
the black gay married to a white man. The problem
is the white man is the better out of the couple.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Oh yes, we wasn't the black one cheating or something?
Was he was doing something and.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
That's he has a secret. And we learned that he's
probably killed somebody. I think you've confused being gay with
being in an open relationship. Smitty and I are boringly monogamous,
So no, three.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
Simps chill Martin. I'm not trying to make any assumptions
about your relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
We don't know it yet. And he's keeping a secret.
Mind you this nigga's trying to run for president. And
Clifton Davis was like, have you lost your black ass mind?
You killed somebody? By the fuck you're trying to run
for president? You don't think that they don't like uncover this?
He was like, I got the media unlock He was like, no,
the fuck you don't. Clifton Davis was so mad in

(01:17:25):
that episode. So I'm giving you a really rough trying
to give you, but like next week I'll have a
better update because there hasn't been a full week of shows. Okay,
but that is just a brief overview. If you like
to catch up, I encourage you. There's forty episodes, but
there's thirty minutes long.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
But the fact that there's already forty episodes is it's insanity.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Five days a week since February, so it hasn't been
that long.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Okay, I will somebody to.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Put on in the background. It's nothing for you to
commit to because it's it's not something you need to
concentrate on.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Its no, I hear you. I'm exploring my resistance to things,
you know what I'm saying when it's very I'm trying
to figure out why when I feel like action movies,
why are you so.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
I'll give you. I can see why you are against
action movies because it just me, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Oh and for the person who asked, yes, I do
like Kill Bill, I did like Kill Bill, okay, because
nobody was like driving all fast. It wasn't like you
know what I'm saying, like, it was interesting, more interesting,
you know, maybe because it was a lady assassin. I
don't know, you know, Vical Fox. It's crazy. You just

(01:18:49):
say her name is Just say that's crazy. You can
always do that, like I don't know the pussy Wagon
like I just yes, I do like Kill Bill. But
I don't find that to be like a stupid Tom
Cruise Mission Impossible movie, okay, I mean, or a fast

(01:19:10):
and furious I hate Did.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
You like Djengo Unchained because that's an action.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
Yeah, that's not that wasn't like action, though it had
action in it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
So okay, so you're you're line, your hardline is like
like speed, like where there's a bus and they can't.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
Yeah, I hate that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
It's like Mulholland Drive where it's like a psychological thriller
and you know, this bitch is like talking to somebody
but she's been dead for years and that's supposed to
be her friend.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Yeah, like, I give you. That's cool. I'll take that.
But I did see Widows, which I probably would consider
and a psycho uh not even psychological. Widows was a
thriller action movie maybe, but I hated it. It was
very boring.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
Huh. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
It was like Cynthia Arrivo was running all through Widows,
like she was just running. She was running. Oh that's
all I remember. She was running. Somebody died on the stairs.
Did I like what.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
The Matrix? Because the Matrix, I've.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
Told you how I felt about the Matrix. M Now
I heard the Animatrix is great.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
Oh I've never I've never heard, but I engaged.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
But I the Matrix itself, like after a while, I
was bored. I was, And then then they came out
with like multiple of them and Vivocatevox showed.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
Us Jada bes vipt it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
And I was like, this is a bad jacket. But
I still don't care about this movie. Again, So okay, interesting.
So do you consider there's an action movie? No, Sinners
is a horror, thriller, adventure, period piece.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Senors is a documentary decided how you watch it? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
Yeah, yeah it is. It's a piece of history.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
I wouldn't consider that action. I would consider movies like
when I say action, I mean like Born, Identity, Mission Impossible,
Fast and Furious, Taken, Taking Niggas, Love Taken.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
But I like.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
Law Abiting Citizen, but I find that to be a
little bit more psychological. Then it had action in it,
but it was not just an action movie because it
was somebody fucking with somebody else. And I've never been
able to look at Del Frisco's.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
The same mm hmm. I almost went my birth there.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
Fabulous cake, fabulous cake, But that nigga stabbed somebody with
a Del Frisco steakbone.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
Yeah, And I was.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
But yeah, so I guess I just maybe I don't
like white Man action maybe, and then you can just
remove actions from that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
This is why I think you should watch. I feel
like as your first true action film, you should star.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
You already told me that we were gonna watch it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
Okay, yes, we will watch it. We have to watch
it for the e.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
You said Bruce Willis is in it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
Yes, so we like Bruce Willis.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
What did I see him in that? I liked Totaling?

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
Just take your pick.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Willis.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
I won't say there's another movie with Samuel Jackson, but
I know you've never seen that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
Unforgiving or let's see, oh, Sixth Sense okay, oh yeah,
Fifth Element? Oh yeah, pop fiction?

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
Are we getting boom? You all can keep that boring.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
We have Interstellar now, so that makes up for it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
See, I wouldn't watch Interstellar just off the name. Really,
Interstellar is so good it probably is.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
There. So I'm just I'm so fascinated. I've never known
this about you, so you just don't. I'm trying to
understand where where.

Speaker 16 (01:24:05):
The I think I don't like white men on film, right, ruddy,
I don't like white men.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
Doing nothing too quick? What a fucking screen? Or in
real life? I think I think we found the origin.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
There we go? Yeah? Yeah, did you know I found
your origin story of your finding drag. I posted on
Patrion the other day. Apparently it was blocked. Yeah, I
didn't know it blocked. I was like four years ago,
but yeah, it was when we did a reaction. That's
when we were doing like react dada next he reacts

(01:24:50):
and I think we watched Laomi ball Ryan and all that. Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
Yeah, I do love drag. I've always loved ballroom, but
I love but you did. You did get me into
drag like you got me into drag race for sure?

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Can I be honest? I may watch this new All Stars.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
There's a new All Stars cut. Who's on it? They said, already,
who's won it?

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
Hold on? Yeah, you have to go. Well, there's hell
of people. It's eighteen motherfuckers. Hold on what you're gonna
I can't wait till you realize who is coming on,
because you're gonna be like why, you're going to hate it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
Okay, let's see who it is Season ten? Okay, Oh
my god, reci Colliente, Yeah, oh my god, Beyonce. Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
It was so crazy because I remember, like I saw
the reports of her getting her leg amputated, almost like
oh my god, and then the next day literally she
passed away and I was like, that is nuts.

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
That's know who I think it is. Why is a
just asked on here? Okay Bosco, Bosco? Oh Daisia? Yeah,
Irene honest Olivia. They got Olivia back? Okay yeah, wait

(01:26:21):
a minute, Oh okay, okay Olivia. Who is this next
to Olivia?

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Who is this?

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
Oh, Phoenix, I don't even remember who that is? Georgees,
Carrie Colby, Carrie, you just need to go be pretty
somewhere else. Uh Lydia Butthole Collins. I had a feeling because.

Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
I'm like, girl, give it us seasons.

Speaker 1 (01:26:47):
Mistress is coming back to Mistress is coming to ship the.

Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
Girls my favor. Have you ever watched a YouTube channel?

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
No? I should? I should?

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
So she takes cats, so she buys came to terrorize
like celebrities of people. Or she has this new street
team where it's her and this other dragon queen talk
to messy gays in Houston.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
She's such a I enjoy her brand of mess So
you need so. I know you didn't watch this last season,
but you need to watch. So the roast episode, the
girls had to roast Mistress Plaine Jane.

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
Okay, you saw that Plaine Jane and.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
And Candy. Uh yes, I thought, Okay, back to this
Tina Burners on here? Why is Tina Burner?

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
But I rather her than Britta?

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
Yeah, okay, Acid Betty Dia, Betty's back, nice bitchy Alyssa Hunter,
which she had great looks, but it was they really
just picked some randoms. D Nali boring Ginger Mine wasn't
Ginger already on it All.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
Stars Ginger has been on Gender is like a producer
at this point, like right, been Stars two six in
this one.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
We can watch this Nicole page Brooks. That was the
country one.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
I'm Nicold page Brola.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
Yeah, she was gone for like white people from Atlanta
always throw me off? Why is Aza back? Why is
Azja back? AND's new name is now Aja Miaki Mouglair.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
Oh yeah, she's a moglair now, okay, well our house
name because remember she's not she's not amused, no.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
More, not even amused.

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
But she was a uh well you remember because she
was and then yeah that yes, yeah yeah, Aje la
Beijia yeah yea yeah, and then she she was canny
in their mom and then she.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
And then they had beef and then it came back.
She was their sister and their enemy. I don't know.
I think we can watch this just off of the
street that I think we're going to get some entertaining
back and forth with some of these personalities.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
Yeah. Yeah, well we've been we've chatted all up enough,
stay tuned, tuning everywhere. On Patreon Sundays, someone mentioned that
they hadn't gotten any Patreon updates and I thought we stopped.
You wouldn't know if we stopped, because we would make
it a big deal that we stopped. But we've We've

(01:29:52):
never said we drop on every Sunday, Monday, yeah, sometimes
throughout the week. Yeah. So yeah, the Pony has not
stopped over at this show.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
But yeah, without being said, scraped to us on Patreon, YouTube,
everywhere else, and we'll see you all next time, all

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
Right, Aius Aius, He hasn't removing over