July 18, 2025 • 68 mins
Random facts with Jade and XD!
https://linktr.ee/jadeandxd
Timestamps!
00:00:00 - Whoa Ha Ha
00:01:36 - Welcome 2 The Show
00:03:36 - Some News From Around The World
00:10:26 - Vegans In The PT Cruiser
00:17:30 - Bills
00:22:33 - Break 1
00:23:00 - Women's Wrestling Wrecap
00:27:42 - Totally Random
00:34:37 - Random Facts (People Are Dangerously Horny)
00:40:57 - Break 2
00:41:22 - Random Facts
00:56:50 - St. Mark's Place 2025/ Even More Random
https://linktr.ee/jadeandxd
Timestamps!
00:00:00 - Whoa Ha Ha
00:01:36 - Welcome 2 The Show
00:03:36 - Some News From Around The World
00:10:26 - Vegans In The PT Cruiser
00:17:30 - Bills
00:22:33 - Break 1
00:23:00 - Women's Wrestling Wrecap
00:27:42 - Totally Random
00:34:37 - Random Facts (People Are Dangerously Horny)
00:40:57 - Break 2
00:41:22 - Random Facts
00:56:50 - St. Mark's Place 2025/ Even More Random
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Episode Transcript
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I used to mess around, but I never let it
get into me because I didn't take you serious. Baby.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
M hmm.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Now i'd be without your love. Oh it makes me
real lies what I could have had it you, honey.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Now that joke gone. I want you, I said, he
slapped me in my face.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
And then my friends don't understand because I had the chance.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I don't know why I'm going crazy.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Wa wha, wha, take it.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Away sde.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Oh ha ha whoa.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
They all.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Gotta pull that forard because they all sing for their forehead.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
That's oh yeah, they did sing from their foreheads, those.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Buns with slick okay, a basket lather before a basket.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Laven a button named slick back.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Okay, a darn. You know what you do me?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You know what you do?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Everybody. Welcome back to the Blackest Show about Nothing. It's
Jade and xt.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I can't wait till next week we'll record because I
have something and.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I'll for you next week.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I bought it. I bought a mini air horn.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Where is it?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I just ordered it yesterday.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Okay, yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You know Prime day is well, it was a prime
was yesterday. It was just it. But I did get
it from that horrible site because I saw somebody on
my Instagram stories and I was like, I need this.
This is a business investment.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
You know.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I intentionally they said like I try. You know, I'll
be trying. I be trying.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
It's hard though. At this point, I'm like, I can't
go over here and get toothpaste.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
And I can't go here either, baking soda minutes and
peppermitted essential oil. I'm like, what, sweet Daddy, Like, what
is it? But so so some some employees were like
y'all every time, y'all buy some shit on day, like nigga,
(03:01):
I'm not allowed to pee for the day. And I
was like, damn, I can't be a pig. But the
cart was like forty five dollars cheaper, but I didn't
do it because niggas asked us not to.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Yeah, Like, but now that it's over, I'm gonna go
buy that miniair.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I'm just playing. I'm just playing.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I'm just I was like, I care, this is too
good to pass up. But yeah, welcome back to the
Black and Show About Nothing. We have a fun show
for you all today. But first we have we have
some some news. Yeah, so you know, I lock the
(03:45):
fuck in.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I'm yeah, you sound like you said.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Like the Instagram, the trend wouldn't be like, this is
my friend Jade, She's about to inform you.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Where's my ship? Where's my This is my friend Jay,
She's about to inform you on some ship. So you
sit here and you're listen. Good. Thank god.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Damn, this feels so unseerious.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I know, I'm sorry, but no, but it's it's important,
you know again, and the energy of not becoming uh
in the spirit of not becoming apathetic, you know, we
just want to make sure that we're still hashtag keeping
eyes on Sudan. There was an attack on two hospitals
(04:34):
in West Cordifian and the patients were forcefully removed. The
staff was forced to treat wounded RSF soldiers. And remember
what the RSF soldiers are doing. They are they are
the ones who are really terrorizing civilians in the name
of this quote unquote war, actual genocide. And they had
(04:54):
to aid those wounded RSF soldiers under the thread of
assault and transportation h to worse areas. And so you know,
that's why we want to continue to keep eyes on
what's happening. In Sudan, in Congo and Gaza, they're still
remember I've been telling you all. They have blocked AID
(05:15):
since March, with the exception of a few sites and
trucks that have been military run that have been used
to target civilians in the most hateful way in them
trying to take care of their families. They recently targeted
a cafe, killing over one hundred and forty something people.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
That they knew, people frequented. There were scenes.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Of literally people having their last card games, like they
were in the middle of playing card games, and then
it's just like splatters of blood, so you know, and
then we've got all of our immigration issues happening here.
There's also an upcoming strike with the farmers in California
(05:58):
coming up. I don't know exactly when it's happening just
yet because they're going to inform us, but there is
a strike happening with the farmers out of California. Again,
immigrants are not labor. But also you do not want
to devalue what they have brought into this country, including
the fact that they were invited. They were invited to
(06:20):
this country decades ago in order to come here and
do the very thing that these people are hollering about, well,
who's going to pick our strawberries? You all don't look
at You look at them as labor, and then you
vote against that. You vote against everybody's best interests, those
human beings and their families as well as your own,
(06:40):
you stupid bitch. So while they're not labor, you're also
cutting your fucking noses and your eyeballs off despite your faces,
And now you want to go hollering about it. What
we see is happening across the board with medicaid and everything.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Y'all don't even know what the fuck you know.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
You are the biggest idiots on the fucking it, the
biggest idiots on the planet. In the name of being hateful,
We'd rather poof ourselves to death than give somebody who
we think is quote unquote less than us a basic
human right.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I'm just disgusted.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I have no empathy, and I just wanted to make
sure that again we're continuing to bring awareness. If you
want comprehensive breakdowns, I continue to urge you to check
out links attached. Make sure you're going to reputable sources
Sarah bs on Blast for your student and news. You've
got Antoinette, who's doing amazing work. Like I said, here
to break down what's going on stateside.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I watched be on w w IO in It's an
Indian news channel based out of India, but they give
you unbiased, hard hitting news of what's happening throughout the
throughout the global m Yep, you.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Could follow Corgo Friends online if you want, you know,
comprehensive breakdowns of that focused congo. So there are many
there are many resources for you to get true conferhensive breakdowns.
I'm just here to you know, kind of push us
in that direction. I'm not your educational source for anything.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah. Also, you know, folks were impacted by the floods
last night. We're recording this on Jackie Washington Day. But
last night, don't do no laundry, don't do no laundry.
But you know they in Plainfield, New Jersey, and parts
of other parts of New Jersey and parts of New
(08:35):
York State overtaken by flash flooding. You know what, what
what I struggle with a lot is that we see
you don't need like science or whatever to show you
to just go outside and look and see like this
shit ain't normal. No, Like why is New York. Why
(08:58):
why is this hurricane season in the Northeast? Like that
is that is? That is?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Why is it hurricane season in July? Hurricane season?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Yeah, would be like end of August, top of September
through like November.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Ish and not that far, like you know what I mean,
Like the climate has changed so much, and then people
will still continue to deny it, still continue to do
whatever they can to pass legislature for greed and for
the by letting the world crumble because it doesn't matter
(09:32):
to them because they'll be dead by the time it does.
I told you, they don't care, not realizing that it's
crumbling right before eyes.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Like, well, if you're gonna die, what about your grandkids?
They'd be like, fuck them kids, We don't give a.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Fun exactly exactly. So I just you know, hearts go
out to everybody involved. And also good luck, because I
feel like, you know, as we inch towards the end
of American premacy as we once known, we're gonna have
(10:04):
to face some harsh truths as where we all fit
in this world or the new burgeoning world that will
have to be a part of, you know, get your
living rooms in order, whatever.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
But I'm tell you, I'm tell you, I can tell you.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Let me tell you though, as we continue to shift
in this ever crumbling society and world, let me not
say the world, because the earth will always regenerate again.
She's just going to us right off of her. You
know what I'm saying. We are whiteheads, so you know
(10:44):
that's just that. But vegans, I'm gonna need you all
to shut the fuck up. Okay. I don't care what
you choose to do. I don't care like I don't
care about your life's choices. I think that is fantastic.
But I don't want to hear you all anymore because
they would. I tell you, they will use any fucking
(11:04):
opportunity to push the agenda. And I'm not talking about
vegetarian I'm not talking about reasonable plant based eaters.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I'm talking about vegans.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
The earth is the best. That's why I'm a vegetarian.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Well that's a start.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
Well, I was thinking of going vegan.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I'm a level five vegan.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
I started an organic compost pileo at home.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Only at home. You know, there was a billboard, what.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Go ahead?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
It was a billboard.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
I said, if you wouldn't drink a dog's milk, why
drink of cows with a bitch sucking a dog teat?
And I'm like, do you see why I can't fucking
stand you all?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Like I have a funny story because it involves I'm
telling me and I was supposed to film it, but
it was too hot that day. It was the day
I went to send your iPad. It's so I'm walking
and like, in order to get to where I was
going Peter Satellite Offices, it is in was in the way.
(12:18):
So I did something extremely egregious because I think PETA
is a racist and terrorist organization. So I did the unthinkable.
I bought a slim gem and ate it right in
front of it, because I said, what's the most agreedious
(12:40):
thing I could eat that has meat but that won't
kill me right away? And I couldn't do it a
seven eleven hot dog? I couldn't. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah,
So I was like, well, I know slim gems. I
know that devil. So I was like, like, you know,
(13:00):
So I sat there and I and the funny thing
is because it's right in front of eggs slut, So
it's like and again two doors down from Habit Grill,
which I need to talk about them, but I just
purposely ate and sat in front of them because they
have the most shade anyway, and it was hot as
hell that day. But I was like, no, fuck y'all,
(13:21):
And why does Peter have a street team? They have
a little pet cruisers. That's how you know they're fucking.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
That's how exactly? Yeah, like that's how you why do.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
You own PT users to and they have like it
wrapped like it's fucking a street team for like Tony
Sunshine or something like it's so fucking stupid and weird,
Like what are you gonna do? And who the fuck
drinks dogs?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Shout out to Holly. Uh it's Holly. You know we
shadow Holly all the time. A girl pastreet chef, extraordinary okay,
genius brain and beautiful spirits. She actually came for my
little cookout the the day. But shout out to Holly,
who's been leading, you know, the charge with the street
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team for years on PT cruise or hate because you
deserve it. You all deserve everything that you get.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Because what what what in your brain consciously just made
you to think that this was a viable option for
a vehicle, like you know what I mean. I'm sure
there's even cheaper vehicles. And you know what I mean,
Like you could have rocked the hatchback.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Civic, could have got a Kia Sport, a Dodge Eagle,
a Nissan Sentra.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Masta something something like anything Chevy b Dodge Dark. But
you made that conscious decision.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yeah, and then you put and then you wood panel
on it.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Because you want to think you fucking body and Clyde
and ship like that. That's so fucking weird.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
You remember my old landlord, I put that niggas, I
put in four flats four flats, and.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Then not because he was an asshole, but because he deserved,
because he drove a PT Cruiser.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
It was a combo. This one was a this was
a this was a cop reasons. But they saw that
nigga by the TD bank and he was looking trying
to figure it off.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
I said, yeah, it's me, nigga.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Me.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I have more respect for you if you have a
Kia Soul than if you have like at a PT Cruiser.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
I mean, you can whisk by me with those dancing rats.
I wouldn't give a fuck, But a PT cruiser. I'm
going for maga. What I am going.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Full insurrection.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Insurrection insurrection is resurrection cross Safe the King.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Okay, they make BOMs in Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
You have to celebrate the Christ Child, Okay on July
fourth July, when Jesus is truly born.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
That's what he know, That's what he wrote. Whre's what
do you mean? That's Eastern you know.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
They are actively like putting sharpies in the parts where
Jesus was allegedly too woke.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
In the Bible, photocopying it.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Like I watched this thing. It was on the news.
There was this preacher. I use the term loosely. It
was a clan meeting if you asked me, yeah, they
had they had sharpies and they was just highlighted. Was
like Jesus was too woke. I was like, this is
King James in real time. That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
And I'm like, yo, no, King James was a homosexual.
They are insane, Like when is the.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Per I'm telling you they are extraterrestrial, Like every day
I white people have proven to be that they're out
of this world.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
And also what does the Bible saying when two or
three more are gathered, Like when two or three more,
and then you put in Caucasians are gathered.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
That's a that's a rally. It's not a church.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Or an election. Sure you want to call.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
A rally, that's all the same. These are synadyms.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
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Like I you know, family, Yeah, yeah, that's why I
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Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah, because y'all know better. Yeah, yeah, you know what
I mean. But we're all family and it was all love,
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last night, because this is Friday, last night, you can't.
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Last night, we did our first post eviction special for
black Swatch Big Brother. You know you can catch all
of those on YouTube from last season. It's it's with LaToya,
doctor Kia Asante and myself. I know Jade will come
in and eventually I kind of although I do think
(20:29):
you should come because the black girl, because remember what
I told you yesterday about showergate and how she tried
that but she she eventually found her way off the block.
So we next week you should come on because you'll
have an opinion. No, because that was that was like,
(20:49):
why are you taking two hours?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
That was absolutely no fuck crazy.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yeah that was crazy. But AnyWho, we have a time
down there blacks watch Big Brother.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Wait, she stole that from it was a white man
who won that room. Mm hmmm, I take it back.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Well, now here's the thing though, like normally I would
be on your side. However, well okay, I'm not trying
to excuses for the white man, but also just in general, girl,
(21:30):
you didn't win this and leave like leave, skid outle
get out. Yeah, I'm trying to go to bed.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
It's like, but I have you know, I am actually
quite torn between you know, just like take shit at
this point. And also yeah, I guess the Spirit show.
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Randomness is kind of an elusive concepts in theory. We
can broadly define something is random if it's un predicted.
And we're black, I have since we're black, I have
(23:04):
to shout out. It was a huge wrestling weekend this
past weekend, and it culminated on Sunday with an all
women's pay per view, which is very rare. They haven't
done that in seven years. But this was such a huge,
great thing for women because you know, it's a male
(23:27):
dominated industry and stuff. And I will say that those
women did their damn thing. I do want to talk
about the black women on this show, though there is
There was a most anticipated match of the whole year
was between technically your family member Naomi.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I'm just related to all wrestling.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Humm hmm, Yeah, because she's she's married to Jimmy, who
was related to the Rock. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
I was trying not to mention that, nigga.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Oh well, hey, I'm just saying either way. It was
between Naomi and Jade Cargill. Jade Cargill is this She's
a force, right any who had a banger a special referee,
Bianca billair Braid. We all know. It was an amazing match.
Fast forward. Naomi did lose, However, at the end of
(24:23):
the night, these two women, Ria Ripley and Eo Sky
put on a banger of a match like it was
like some ship that you would be impressed by, even
non wrestling fans. And at the end of it, Naomi
had a cash in called money in the bank, and
she could cash that contract in for a title opportunity
at any given moment. She cashed in at the last minute,
(24:43):
won that match, and now we have a black women's champion.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
That's a trumple.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
Trot matching she could use to play cases, a weapon,
throwing on a smile, vacations, trouble trout rolls offessially cash in.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I guess yes, and she is having and it is great.
It was it's her first championship in like sixteen years,
like you know, and she is doing an amazing time
with it. Like last night she was on Raw and
so like one of the opponents is Japanese and the
(25:20):
other one is Australian, and so the Japanese girl was
trying to be like, this is my title. Nomi said,
I don't know what you said, Oh my god, but
Gishawn title ass is behind me because this is my
timea shine. Yeah, and so it's been really great to
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watch a women's wrestling, but watch black women's wrestling. Like
even on the other program aw Athena, she has been
the Black Women's Ring of Honor champion for nine hundred days, okay,
and wonderful, Like she is great there we had a
(26:02):
deview of yeah, lash legend, our thick beautiful queen who
is about to get caught up the main roster. She
did it put on an amazing show in Atlanta on Sunday.
It was just really great for wrestling, but really great
for black women in sports. Come on, I really want,
you know, to highlight that, because yes, even women, you know,
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women just in general get shafted because of sports. Because
even like as we see with that coon RG three
and him and his stupid beef with Angela Resa or
whatever the fuck. It's just like, you know, I wish
that we would have more spaces to highlight black women
and rest black women in sports. Everything and wrestling is
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a sport, and I you know, not just the Williams sisters,
which is great, or in tennis, but all across the gamut,
and you know, mind supporting black women in sports. We
should do that more often. Also, I laughed when Asia
Wilson on the w BA she was at the press
(27:06):
conference and her mama texted her in the middle. She
was like, my mama texted me a screenshot of what
I look like on camera as she took her dow
rag off and got her ship together. And I was like, yeah, black.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Mothers are so I'm good, Like I just you know,
and I'm falling right in line my own mother. My
mother will be she'd be like, look at my first born.
I'm like, all right, girl, Like.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
You just relaxed over there. I love black mothers.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
I love black mothers, you know, same when they're good.
Well we have yeah, we got some you know, random
ship to share with you all, because that's just what
we do over here at JD NXC as you are
highlighting black women and fems and ladies and girls and
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everyone in between. Do you know who Anniola Shokunbi is?
M M all right, So Aniola Shokunbi is a twelve
year She's twelve years old, she's Noah's age. She designed
an air purifier for classrooms to combat airborne viruses.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Really, how about this?
Speaker 8 (28:26):
A middle schooler in Middletown is working to protect fellow
students from viruses, and she's getting millions of dollars in
funding to help the cost. And they see kenneticut City
Boyo tells us more about her initiative.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
I was like, Hey, my kid's over here, writ in
Percy Jackson fan fiction. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
That's also important.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
It is, it's very important important. We need the.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Creatives of the world, we need the scientists of the world,
we need all parts.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
But I did, I did.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
I also cannot have a conversation with her without hud
doing the It.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Is She's twelve. Twelve year olds just love.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
They just move.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
My sister in law was over here and they were making.
First of all, I had to throw out one of
my skillets, which was a skill that I intended to
eventually get rid of soon.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Anyway, that damn Caroway.
Speaker 9 (29:25):
But so Noah's everything that we said about Caroline, everything everything.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
I'm sorry it was. We was trying out and it
did not work.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
But carroway. So she made these cinnamon roll cinnamon raised
in bagel French toasts. I was like, do you smoke weed?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Like I was about to say, that's a very dank recipe.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
You know, we talk like.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
So, So I was like, okay.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
So she calls me.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Because I'm gone when she makes it, and I'm like okay,
and she calls me and I come home, and I mean,
when I tell you that that pear was burnt, the
fuck up this nigga. I don't like this nigga puts
sugar in there, said I'm just going to watch it.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
I soaked it, I boiled it, I did everything. I
was like, it's not coming off.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
But yeah, so she made so my sister in law,
you know, they were I don't know, I wasn't gonna
eat it anyway. She did make a cake recently that
came out really good. For her first cake, yeah, yeah,
Mama did a good job. It was giving like almost
(31:04):
like a like a buttercake from like Del Frisco's or
that other cake from STK. You know, I call it
steakhouse cake where it's like dense and moist and like.
So she made something very reminiscent of that, and it
was actually it was really dope for her first care.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
I was like, okay, girl, I'm not mad at this.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
And I told her I was like when I first
made my first apple pie, I think I was. I
was maybe like thirteen fourteen. Made some crust. I was like,
and I had to use some canned apples. Girl, I
found some random canned apples in the crib. I was like, so,
you know you're gonna play around. I was like, but
what I need you to stop doing is playing around.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
With my eggs.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Oh yeah, that's this is where like this is what
like I need you to stop playing with my eggs
right now. Like we're not going to be testing ship
with eggs, we don't.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
We just like that, you know what you make it flying.
They fly. It's like, there goes my rent money every time?
Like I made six eggs today from Chris Rogers in life,
I was like, well, there goes alf my rents.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Six eggs is crazy three each. I know, because y'all
are like niggas, you know what I mean? Y'all are
not like small niggas. When I would be at there.
First of all, when I first got to Chris Rogers
in XD's house, I felt like windy. I felt like
(32:39):
I felt like windy. I was like, what's for dinner, guys?
And They're like, yesterday I ate mcca Donald's.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
And I was like, all right, we got our lives
together after you left.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
I know, I know. I'm so proud.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
We were shamed.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
We were like okay, I was like together, So what
are we eating for dinner?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Like not not? What are we eating? After six flags?
Speaker 7 (33:07):
Like?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
What are we eating?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
We're like, we're eating McDonald's in ice cream?
Speaker 4 (33:11):
Like this is a summer in July and nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
What are we eating at forty?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah? Where is where I have changed? And as you
can see, I clearly have lost weight since you've seen me.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
But I don't really eat you do this, and I don't,
you know, I don't.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
In my face you can see it.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Yeah, I know your face is slim, but it's never fat,
and if it was, it'd be fine. I'm not feeling
into you know, I'm not feeding into Uo's homosexual bodily.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Oh yeah, yeah, homosexual body this morning. Yeah, autobiographer, Where
is doctor Joy when we do here?
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Come on, doctor Joy? What you're gonna come on? Je
next to you? Talk about tell us I've made a
bullet point and she's gonna pull out a CBS receipt.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Having a list of people you hate us not help you.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
I'm like, what about to list fiction and not fiction?
Speaker 6 (34:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:32):
You know, just doctor Joy?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yes, but I have Okay, we're doing random facts today.
Oh ship, I have a whole bunch. Oh okay. So
I found this fact out and I reminded me of
a story that I remember watching Maury. So do you
(34:58):
know that I didn't go twins don't share fingerprints.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
That would make sense.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
But yeah, and so I remember watching Maury and it
was a paternity test and she fucked around with two
twins but she couldn't tell like the DNA was inconclusive
because they shared the same DNA, so she couldn't find
out who the true baby daddy was.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
What yeah, what hold on? Okay, hold on, you just
reminded me. Wait say that again.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Ah, Maury, this girl or this person, this woman got pregnant. However,
she was fucking around with identical twins. Either of them
could have been the father, but because they were identical
twins and has to share especially the same DNA, they
(36:03):
cannot figure out which the father.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Why are you fucking around with twins?
Speaker 1 (36:12):
People? People are dangerously horny? Can we talk about that? So?
And like people always want to talk about like as
the men. No, everybody who is consensually involved is a problem.
Like there are people out here, like like that story
about that girl who was fucking on she was the
(36:33):
CEO and she was sucking on them niggas in prison.
It's like, girl, how like you can't find niggas on
the outside.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Right, Like you have to fucking identical twins or like
what's her name? Who has babies by Randy Jackson and Jermaine.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Jackson uncle daddy.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Yeah, like that's just listen, the owners doesn't just fall
on them.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Those brothers are also.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah, everybodybody's essential, Yeah, all consensual parties are the asshole,
Like you know what I mean, Like.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
I wonder if both twins knew if one twin who
was the O G twin and then did you start
like secretly fucking around with the other twin or was
this like out in the open were you all doing
weird like Claremont twin ship, Like what was the what
was the.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Vibe your iphel tirring together.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
And you know, peanut butter sandwiching. Yeah, yeah, I'm just curious.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
I don't recall that that angle in the story. But
what I will tell you that's the end result was
it was inconclusive.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Kids will never know who their fucking fathers are.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Mm hmm. That's because you want to be dangerously horny.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Yeah, we need to do an entire dangerously horny episode.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Like my favorite account on like social media is called
bottom jail, like if so what and then romp, But no,
it is in the account it shows like people being
dangerously and aggressively horny on the internet, like this one girl.
(38:12):
This one account, it would showed like a picture of
like I don't know, Roman reigns and this and another response.
One of the responses was like I want to I
wish my asshole would be a clip so I could
rub it on him, but that he would fuck me bottom. Jail,
Go to jail, because you are so greedious and dangerously lock,
(38:36):
go to jail.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
I saw the other day that somebody said that there
is a culprit at their library who is photo copying
their asshole and leaving hundreds of copies in the library
for people to find. In color, I'm dead as color
(39:09):
is crazy like that you pay the extra to make
sure you were you were David Wade's in the situation.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
You were like, go do what I want to do.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
That's because because it is the act that you're paying
the extra ten cents, we forget in color.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
This is what I'm saying. It's it just makes it.
It just makes it.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
And it's like are you sending them like are you
autographing them? Like this is one of like you know
what I mean, like being like a signature. What yeah,
it was.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
It's then n f T you know what I mean
speaking of the conjoint and oh, those are not conjoined twins.
You're you're talking about twins, but mm hmm, there's these
conjoined twins that they're in on the joke and them
and their father be fucking with people.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Mm hmmm. I score big having a two for one disabled.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
But even at the movies, they're still charging me for
two separate seats. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (40:17):
They only have one ass she's my human service person.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
No, ma'am, you still need to buy them two tickets.
The hell are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (40:28):
My kid?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Is one kid?
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Well? I recognize her face, so I mean the other
ones under there somewhere?
Speaker 6 (40:35):
What the hell did.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
I'm gonna sit it to you.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Oh my gosh, we have to take a break.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Yeah, let's take a break and we'll be back with
more hit a club.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
After these messages will be right back.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Take the example of a coin. With one flip, you
have an equal chance of heads or tails. Flip it
multiple times and you might expect an even split, but
that doesn't.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
And we're black rando facts of jade and next to
what you got next?
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Female dragonflies play dead?
Speaker 1 (41:33):
When a when a?
Speaker 3 (41:35):
When a male dragonflies trying to mate with them if
they don't want to.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Oh, frogs do that too, and okay, mood m ee it.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Not tonight, I have to get up early. Mm hmmm,
mm hmmm. What you got did you know that?
Speaker 1 (41:58):
You know, in Montana there are more farm animals than people.
They're about three cows to every woman.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
This is, this is, this is exactly where they're going
to take back the night. That's where it's going to start.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Yeah, well I don't know. Well probably yeah, because Ted
Turner owns most of Montana, so like they'll probably turn
to him first. And just like read Drumming from the Pioneer,
woman owns most of most owns most of Oklahoma, does
she because well, yeah, because her husband, the Drummings, stole
all that land from the natives, and so is.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
Her still lord mm hmm. That lady has never set
right in my spirit, never never, And I don't want
I don't know white person around.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Well.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
The reason why I put them on the same level
is because anybody who calls himself a pioneer anything, it's
a problem for me. You know what I'm saying, You
saying things without saying things, so so I she's never
said and then she, you know, makes ship with like
chocolate chips, and I don't know, just rand I just
I don't like I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
I seen that's fucking weird.
Speaker 4 (43:14):
Mmm not all her stuff. And they're also people who
cook with Giant two leaders of coke as well.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Yeah that throws me off. That throws me off. Yeah, yeah,
you know that bananas have a tiny bit of radiation
in them. Bananas, Okay, so you get a.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Little because they're not because because they don't grow, because
they don't grow naturally or what we consider bananas because
I know bananas are technically berries grow. Yes, But like
if you ever notice, like what American bananas look like
in other places, they look complete different.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
Like they're shorter and like the little bananas you know everything.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Yeah, like you know, yeah, look up the difference between
American bananas and bananas everywhere else. The GMOs man, I'm
telling you we're about to eat, Like you should.
Speaker 4 (44:21):
Explain to Noah that water like when we were growing up,
all watermelons had seeds and the fact that we even.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Yeah, oh my gosh, I had a watermelon with seeds
the other day American and it was so rare and
it was so sweet. I've also learned how to find
a very sweet melon. And while you're looking very good,
it is to find the smallest The booty hoole has
to be tight.
Speaker 9 (44:49):
Also, the the more yellow and the more Yeah, that's
why I've noticed if the tighter, the booty hole tends
to have the more yellow on it.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
So and I I got it from a TikTok video
and I was like, this sounds funny, but I happen
to try that trick. And I was like, that's it's
genius because it's like where the where the flower, not
where the flower part goes, but something else that grows
with it. Yeah, and it's just like the tighter it is,
(45:19):
the sweeter.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
You this episode, it's a booty hole. No, Keisha, it's above.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Now, Keisha, I'm looking at I'm calling it that.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
Because there's a lot of booty. Oh.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
I've seen these bananas with these seeds. That's how Freedom
used to paint them. Now, uh huh uh uh huh okay,
mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
You see how they look different. They look like like
serial killer fingers.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
Yeah, ain't right.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Our ship is not right. It's not right. Okay, Well,
we know.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
I have something that is going to set New York
on fire. You know every summer it's a Yoma summer. Yeah,
but did you know you could get a fine for
flirting up to twenty five dollars since when. I don't
(46:25):
know it's on the New York state law list.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Wait, because there's a nugga with little teeth out there
that I would love to go get.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
We'll check this out. Some other laws that caught our
attention that maybe you don't know are on the books
right now. So should we run through these for people?
Speaker 3 (46:44):
Should we let them know? Flirting in public against the law.
It's only you serious, that's what it.
Speaker 4 (46:51):
Says in my state flirting laws. Oh wait, back the
early nineteen hundreds. Yeah, it's technically still in the books.
It's rarely enforced obviously. The law, originally introduced in nineteen
oh two, aim to curb unwanted advances, particularly those made
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by mentors women. You know what this was mm hmm
ownership mm hmmm. Because y'all didn't want to know that.
Don't whistle at my wife.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
Yep, that's what that was.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Or the assumed, you know, they think black people are
probably whistling at their wives or whatever, and it's like
they don't want them, no, not.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
At all.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
You know, your life flashing before your eyes is your
brain scanning for similar events to save your life in
that moment.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
That makes a lot of sense. That makes a lot
of sense. I would huh h.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
Mm hmm. Think about it. It's like a survival it's
a survival mechanism.
Speaker 4 (48:12):
Yeah, I guess. So you're scanning everything just I gotta
know how to get out of here. Yep, exactly, that's what.
It's a survival method.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
What you got. Well, the shortest war in history only
lasted thirty eight minutes war, the Anglo Zanzibar War of
eighteen ninety six.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
The Niggas got them out of there. Hold on, I mean,
h hmm, thirty eight to forty five minutes.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
Now, who was this? This is between the.
Speaker 4 (49:06):
British and Africans and Zanzibar. Wait, the British one eh,
I'll tell you what you're didn't win, let me stop.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Seventy seventies.
Speaker 3 (49:39):
Like you didn't win either.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
I'm like, right, listen, I know sometimes it's very difficult
to be patriotic, and that's cuting. There some moments where
I'd be like, no, y'all lost, damn.
Speaker 4 (49:52):
It's only when they start talking shit like it'd be unjustified.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Ship.
Speaker 4 (49:57):
Yeah, like like Drake recently talking about the rappers. I
don't even like to I don't like to talk about.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
He said, yeah, man a a rap. He said, that
is a one style rapping. That's a hot ting ting poom.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
He goes, you know, it's the greatest rapp of all time,
slick Rick.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
It was like, okay, yes, one technically, even though slick
Rick is that niggas from.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
The Bronx, Like yeah, he was only there for you know,
like we want Yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:38):
It's only when people start saying wild ship, I'm like, okay,
all right, it was school shoe wins.
Speaker 3 (50:44):
All right, you got it, you got me out, Like what.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
But again you lost weak?
Speaker 3 (50:52):
You're being sucker.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
That's how I feel, like the South of Rise again
your lost. Damn, let it go. Let it go.
Speaker 4 (51:01):
People, they really do. They don't know how to lose gracefully.
We got to talk about losing gracefully sometimes you've got to.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
Yeah, my turn, isn't it? Hmmm? What do I want?
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Our brains physically pull away from our skulls when we're dehydrated.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
That explains why why like I have a headache, but
I don't have water yep, Like my brain is pulling
away from my skull, is detaching, it is shrinking.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
It's not you it's me.
Speaker 4 (51:41):
That is literally what's happening when you are so the
more dehydrated you are, the more it pulls. And you
niggas don't like to drink water. That's crazy, and it
also explains other things.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Yeah, but it's speaking of drinking. And I've seen this
lot over just in the news in recent months. But
like Massachusetts, in some parts of Massachusetts, a happy hour
is illegal, or drink specials are banned. Yeah, they're trying
to curb yeah, or to eliminate drunk driving, or to
(52:19):
reduce drunk driving. And I've seen this before. There has
been there has been a push to to curb h
you know, happy hours and things like New York is
the only place that I knew the happy hour starts
at noon and goes all the way to seven or eight.
You know, they don't have that. They don't have that
(52:41):
here in California, like happy hours like a legit four
to six or whatever. The fuck.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
I don't even think about a happy hour like that anymore.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Me either. But I also think that's because we're older
and the things that we like tend to not be
on a happy hour menu. But just in general, I
can see why, like or like how they've curved unlimited
brunches in some areas, if they have that.
Speaker 4 (53:09):
At all, First of all, that that that cheap sparkling
wine is gonna fuck you up every time.
Speaker 6 (53:18):
Listen to wonder whether allegedly overserved patrons pose a danger
to themselves or others in Murray Hill. John Slattery, CBS
two News.
Speaker 8 (53:29):
Now, one question the community board will take up is
whether the bottomless Brunch violates a state law that prohibits
unlimited drink offerings.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
Listen, if I developed messo thelma, I know it's because
of fucking copious amounts of Andre that I have drank between.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
With the orange label.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
Orange Andre. Oh yeah, that Manta whatever, ye yep, that
ship right now. And Lamarca and Lamarca a lot of mark.
Speaker 4 (54:04):
Anytime I see just getting wild at a wedding. I
know that they've got a couple of cases a La
Marco back there, mm hmmm. And they're open and open barn.
Speaker 1 (54:14):
In a New Amsterdam something. But yeah, I and parts
of me agree, right because I do think that I
don't think there should be this is difficult. I don't
think people should there should be a limit on put
on these things. But people don't have self control. So
(54:36):
I think that's where you're good, because it's like thinking
about like drunken people out in the city right, like
they do a lot like or like for example, sporting events, Uh,
people get trashed and they trash the city, you know,
(54:58):
or just even just even think of your times of
just drinking, going to a limited brunches, it's always somebody
got to be carried out.
Speaker 4 (55:06):
You remember my bachelorette. Yeah, it was a brunch unlimited situation.
And I went to get a massage after, which is
a terrible fucking idea to get a massage drunk and
then spend the remainder of my evening throwing up.
Speaker 3 (55:26):
Because it's mixing all those toxes.
Speaker 1 (55:30):
What a time.
Speaker 3 (55:30):
Yeah, I was fucked up in my bachelor.
Speaker 1 (55:34):
Yeah. Yeah, and again if this is what you choose
to do in your time, and that's fine, I just
you know, your girl had forty k handlates.
Speaker 3 (55:42):
No, I can't do it. I can't do it.
Speaker 4 (55:45):
Yeah, And I find it obviously the better the liquor.
I can have more cocktails, but I don't even want
to be drunk anymore.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
M hmm, Yeah, I don't want to be drunk. Anymore.
I when I went out with Bobby, you know, that
was the last time I actually had real alcohol on
a very long time. And thankfully Bobby is one of
those people that like drinks well yeah, not like well liquor,
but he drinks, yes, quality liquor, quality of things. And
(56:12):
so I I was like, okay, I felt I didn't
feel like the worst like I could have been compared
to like going to the gay club where they serve
you just above ketamine, like you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (56:26):
So I can't do that anymore, mind you. And I
also popped in motherfucking milk. This was like our toys.
Speaker 3 (56:33):
I do not play when I am drinking and drunk
white people.
Speaker 4 (56:42):
I don't want to be out with drunk white people
anymore in my life, Like I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (56:46):
I don't want to witness that, you know what.
Speaker 1 (56:48):
I mean, like drunk niggas either, I don't.
Speaker 3 (56:51):
Oh my god, have you seen recent images of Saint
Mark's place?
Speaker 1 (56:58):
I here, it's a ghost town.
Speaker 3 (57:00):
It looks like a fucking French cafe.
Speaker 4 (57:02):
Like it's just the street is filled with chairs and
tables for white people so that they can convene.
Speaker 1 (57:11):
Oh wow, I did see and speak of New York News.
I did see videos of Soul Summit, and Tariq was right.
We got to have him back on, but he was like,
it's Snow Summit because all I saw was just I
was like, y'all let it. I was like, y'all, let
these whites take over Soul Summit. That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (57:30):
That's it's in the name. Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (57:37):
They don't.
Speaker 3 (57:39):
Soul's Summit.
Speaker 4 (57:40):
At this point, you all have to pivot and rebrand,
which brings me to my next moral monster Summit. You
know my next fact. Do you know that scientists have
never seen ills mate?
Speaker 1 (57:56):
Go?
Speaker 3 (57:56):
Wow, right, is crazy. I've never seen ils mate.
Speaker 1 (58:04):
I also color me ignorant. I didn't know that eel
sauce did not have eel.
Speaker 4 (58:08):
In it, No, but I do wonder why it's I
never really, I never actually looked why it's ill sauce because.
Speaker 1 (58:18):
Probably I don't like eel, because I don't like I
don't like unagi, because it's real slim.
Speaker 4 (58:24):
Because it's generally a glaze for grilled ill dishes in Jepard.
I knew it didn't have ill in it, but I'd
never really actually thought about why it's called ill sauce,
thank you very much, but they've never seen I imagine
(58:44):
when you say, but I said, because I feel like
when you know, white people are like, that's eels mating.
Speaker 1 (58:51):
Mm hmmm, mm hmmm. I see that. You see, in Georgia,
picnicking in cemeteries is prohibited, along with firearms and loud conduct.
Now wait, in California, this is not illegal. And I'm
(59:11):
gonna tell you a story. So my aunt died when
I in ninety five, so I was like nine ten, right,
and so my grandmother and I used to go, you know,
my grandmother, Like I said, it was my mother and
my grandmother that raised me. So I was with my
grandmother way more often than not. And so she'd be like,
(59:33):
you know, come with me to you know, the cemetery,
to you know, put flowers on your aunt's grave and stuff.
Sure we go, honey, So we go. I'll never forget
this day. We go. And at first we had seen
like all this food, and at first, you know, now
I'm looking back, I clearly see it was an offering,
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you know what I mean. But my grandma was freaked out.
But then as we walked further, we saw other people
like sitting down and like having a meal with their
loved one but who has been departed. So it's like
they're sitting at their gravesite having conversations and things with them.
(01:00:20):
My grandmother at the time was like, no, that's weird.
Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
Well we got to go old black people.
Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
But I never I always remembered that. And then when
we moved here, Chris and I used to walk in
cemeteries often because it's a great mode of exercise. It's
also really peaceful because who's gonna bother you.
Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
That's why Claire used to be ready through the cemetery
or a house of cards.
Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Yeah. Don Donlly Parton said, dead people you don't got
to worry about. It's the living you gotta worry about it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
She is not wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Mm. And so I remember going we were at Glendale
and right right in front of Walt Disney's I'm saying,
like a couple of things over there's these people who
were just sitting down and just eating with their loved one,
like their their pat their father had passed away, and
(01:01:18):
so it was like the wife like the late wife
and like their children. They were just having like a
full meal together. And I was like, you know, it
was very sweet, but I yes, but I could also
can be like, if I was an asshole, I'd be like,
I don't want this shit convening next to my loved one.
You know what I mean? You see.
Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
There, no let them eat with their daddy chick Like,
I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
I was fine with it. But just what if there
was somebody who just was like, I don't want you know,
I don't want whatever grilled cheese or whatever grilled ham
or whatever the fuck y'all are eating to be surrounded
by my loved ones. What if they're allergic to.
Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
Shellfish and don't put your love to put them in
a mausoleum, bitch, And don't put them in a public
fucking graveyard.
Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
You can't do y'all. Do you tell people that when
they go to the restaurant.
Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Yeah, I don't go up to people say I don't
want you eat next to be bitch, Like what kind of.
Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
That's?
Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Now.
Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
I did holler because when we were on that cruise,
so they assign you tables, and I guess if you're
a smaller party, they might seat you with another smaller
party and that's how they keep the organization. They assign you,
like which dining room you're going to that night and
all of that, and they're all the cutest themes. But
the first night before we start eat with my cousins
(01:03:00):
in the movie, got everything moved. The first night, Tristan
got to the dining room before me and Noah. We
stopped wash our hands at all of that, and then
we went to the table that they told us we
were assigned to, and he wasn't there, so we were like,
where the hell is he. So then the one of
the servers or whoever comes up, Are you looking for
a gentleman blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
I was like, yeah, oh, he's a table blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
He said he does not want to eat with other people,
and I was like, yeah, I said, And I was like,
thank you so much. I do not want to eat
with strangers. I do hate communal tables, but I I
(01:03:43):
was not gonna tell to people if it's a communal table,
you can't sit here.
Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Yeah. Yeah, I hate Oh I hate that. That is
that downfall and you can't have community blah blah blah.
I don't give a fuck. I hate communal tables. You
know why, because that invites.
Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
People in because then you meet a lady from Tennessee
who tells you that she hates people who are affected
because they build bombs in the area. That's why I
hate communal tables. I don't want to learn about you.
I didn't a couple of I didn't pay money to
learn about you.
Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Right, just anyway, I have one more, okay, and we
can wrap it up for today. This is in a
relation to what we all experience now, is that at
any given moment here on Earth, there is at least
eighteen hundred storms happening.
Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Yeah, like at any given moment, there's about eighteen to
two thousand, eighteen hundred, two thousand storms happening. And you
think about it, like all different types of storms, wins, storms, sand, dust, hurricanes, typhoon.
Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Snow, because that fucking what's that? What's that that sun storms?
What's that sand?
Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
What's that sandstorm that just went to Texas and Trinidad
and uh, oh my god, it's one of anyway, it
blew all of this this sand, I want to say
over and it's been affecting Trinidad. And when I got
to Houston, Nikki was like, you might start feeling She's like,
(01:05:32):
because we have the whatever that I can't remember what
the what the storm is called. And that's literally why
I'm having sinus issues now because that shit hit me
just so it got all into my cavities and ship.
But yeah, that makes sense. Okay, what do I want
to tell you from my last one? If you hear
(01:05:53):
a sloth screaming, is because they're trying to find the mate.
Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
Hm hmmm, just like humans. Well, thank you all for
listening to another episode of j XD.
Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
It was a calm week this week XD and I
are was retired and I'm getting ready to go spend
my time with with with my young people again. Answhenet
hates when people say young people or the youth, I'm like,
what are you supposed to call them little niggas? Like,
but uh, that's her Caucasian audacity.
Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
But that's what did you I saw?
Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
So anytime she sends me anything now, I be like,
that's your Caucasian audacity talking to me, and you need to.
Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Check it in.
Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
I saw at first time. I was mad she posted
that reel at that carousel. Oh man, I had a chuckle.
Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
Well, yeah, it's been my favorite. It's been my favorite actually,
and I love that she is taking it in a
row with it. So yes, anyway, join the Patreon if
you all want the visuals. There is so much more.
We are finishing up Mary Mary. We are mob Wive
season end of season two. Yeah, end of season two.
(01:07:19):
We're only going through the end of three and then
the final Love Vintage Love, after lock Up, you know,
other discussions and chats and watches in between, just so
much more. So make sure you all check out the Patreon.
August eighth in La getting Grown as coming to La.
(01:07:41):
August fourteenth, We're going to be in Memphis, so make
sure all get tickets to that.
Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
That's going to be a good time.
Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
And x D and I are for a Sunday out
of Monday in Chicago.
Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
Yeah that's not happening on the Taste of Chicago weekend.
Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
So you all just hang out all that tastes in
Chicago weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
You can't compete with I mean, you could compete with that.
Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
But I could be a part.
Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
But I also I'm like, yeah, y'all put your bathrooms
on the hooks.
Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
I'll be back another time, you know. I love Chicago,
but I'm not playing myself like that.
Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
But that doesn't mean that there won't be other announcements
coming up soon Memphis hint en, so uh, make sure
you all stay tuned for that and we'll see you
next week.
Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Shows. Yes, we're moving on.
I used to mess around, but I never let it
get into me because I didn't take you serious. Baby.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
M hmm.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Now i'd be without your love. Oh it makes me
real lies what I could have had it you, honey.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Now that joke gone. I want you, I said, he
slapped me in my face.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
And then my friends don't understand because I had the chance.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I don't know why I'm going crazy.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Wa wha, wha, take it.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Away sde.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Oh ha ha whoa.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
They all.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Gotta pull that forard because they all sing for their forehead.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
That's oh yeah, they did sing from their foreheads, those.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Buns with slick okay, a basket lather before a basket.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Laven a button named slick back.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Okay, a darn. You know what you do me?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You know what you do?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Everybody. Welcome back to the Blackest Show about Nothing. It's
Jade and xt.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I can't wait till next week we'll record because I
have something and.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I'll for you next week.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I bought it. I bought a mini air horn.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Where is it?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I just ordered it yesterday.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Okay, yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You know Prime day is well, it was a prime
was yesterday. It was just it. But I did get
it from that horrible site because I saw somebody on
my Instagram stories and I was like, I need this.
This is a business investment.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
You know.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I intentionally they said like I try. You know, I'll
be trying. I be trying.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
It's hard though. At this point, I'm like, I can't
go over here and get toothpaste.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
And I can't go here either, baking soda minutes and
peppermitted essential oil. I'm like, what, sweet Daddy, Like, what
is it? But so so some some employees were like
y'all every time, y'all buy some shit on day, like nigga,
(03:01):
I'm not allowed to pee for the day. And I
was like, damn, I can't be a pig. But the
cart was like forty five dollars cheaper, but I didn't
do it because niggas asked us not to.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Yeah, Like, but now that it's over, I'm gonna go
buy that miniair.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I'm just playing. I'm just playing.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I'm just I was like, I care, this is too
good to pass up. But yeah, welcome back to the
Black and Show About Nothing. We have a fun show
for you all today. But first we have we have
some some news. Yeah, so you know, I lock the
(03:45):
fuck in.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I'm yeah, you sound like you said.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Like the Instagram, the trend wouldn't be like, this is
my friend Jade, She's about to inform you.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Where's my ship? Where's my This is my friend Jay,
She's about to inform you on some ship. So you
sit here and you're listen. Good. Thank god.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Damn, this feels so unseerious.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I know, I'm sorry, but no, but it's it's important,
you know again, and the energy of not becoming uh
in the spirit of not becoming apathetic, you know, we
just want to make sure that we're still hashtag keeping
eyes on Sudan. There was an attack on two hospitals
(04:34):
in West Cordifian and the patients were forcefully removed. The
staff was forced to treat wounded RSF soldiers. And remember
what the RSF soldiers are doing. They are they are
the ones who are really terrorizing civilians in the name
of this quote unquote war, actual genocide. And they had
(04:54):
to aid those wounded RSF soldiers under the thread of
assault and transportation h to worse areas. And so you know,
that's why we want to continue to keep eyes on
what's happening. In Sudan, in Congo and Gaza, they're still
remember I've been telling you all. They have blocked AID
(05:15):
since March, with the exception of a few sites and
trucks that have been military run that have been used
to target civilians in the most hateful way in them
trying to take care of their families. They recently targeted
a cafe, killing over one hundred and forty something people.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
That they knew, people frequented. There were scenes.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Of literally people having their last card games, like they
were in the middle of playing card games, and then
it's just like splatters of blood, so you know, and
then we've got all of our immigration issues happening here.
There's also an upcoming strike with the farmers in California
(05:58):
coming up. I don't know exactly when it's happening just
yet because they're going to inform us, but there is
a strike happening with the farmers out of California. Again,
immigrants are not labor. But also you do not want
to devalue what they have brought into this country, including
the fact that they were invited. They were invited to
(06:20):
this country decades ago in order to come here and
do the very thing that these people are hollering about, well,
who's going to pick our strawberries? You all don't look
at You look at them as labor, and then you
vote against that. You vote against everybody's best interests, those
human beings and their families as well as your own,
(06:40):
you stupid bitch. So while they're not labor, you're also
cutting your fucking noses and your eyeballs off despite your faces,
And now you want to go hollering about it. What
we see is happening across the board with medicaid and everything.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Y'all don't even know what the fuck you know.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
You are the biggest idiots on the fucking it, the
biggest idiots on the planet. In the name of being hateful,
We'd rather poof ourselves to death than give somebody who
we think is quote unquote less than us a basic
human right.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I'm just disgusted.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I have no empathy, and I just wanted to make
sure that again we're continuing to bring awareness. If you
want comprehensive breakdowns, I continue to urge you to check
out links attached. Make sure you're going to reputable sources
Sarah bs on Blast for your student and news. You've
got Antoinette, who's doing amazing work. Like I said, here
to break down what's going on stateside.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I watched be on w w IO in It's an
Indian news channel based out of India, but they give
you unbiased, hard hitting news of what's happening throughout the
throughout the global m Yep, you.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Could follow Corgo Friends online if you want, you know,
comprehensive breakdowns of that focused congo. So there are many
there are many resources for you to get true conferhensive breakdowns.
I'm just here to you know, kind of push us
in that direction. I'm not your educational source for anything.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah. Also, you know, folks were impacted by the floods
last night. We're recording this on Jackie Washington Day. But
last night, don't do no laundry, don't do no laundry.
But you know they in Plainfield, New Jersey, and parts
of other parts of New Jersey and parts of New
(08:35):
York State overtaken by flash flooding. You know what, what
what I struggle with a lot is that we see
you don't need like science or whatever to show you
to just go outside and look and see like this
shit ain't normal. No, Like why is New York. Why
(08:58):
why is this hurricane season in the Northeast? Like that
is that is? That is?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Why is it hurricane season in July? Hurricane season?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Yeah, would be like end of August, top of September
through like November.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Ish and not that far, like you know what I mean,
Like the climate has changed so much, and then people
will still continue to deny it, still continue to do
whatever they can to pass legislature for greed and for
the by letting the world crumble because it doesn't matter
(09:32):
to them because they'll be dead by the time it does.
I told you, they don't care, not realizing that it's
crumbling right before eyes.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Like, well, if you're gonna die, what about your grandkids?
They'd be like, fuck them kids, We don't give a.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Fun exactly exactly. So I just you know, hearts go
out to everybody involved. And also good luck, because I
feel like, you know, as we inch towards the end
of American premacy as we once known, we're gonna have
(10:04):
to face some harsh truths as where we all fit
in this world or the new burgeoning world that will
have to be a part of, you know, get your
living rooms in order, whatever.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
But I'm tell you, I'm tell you, I can tell you.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Let me tell you though, as we continue to shift
in this ever crumbling society and world, let me not
say the world, because the earth will always regenerate again.
She's just going to us right off of her. You
know what I'm saying. We are whiteheads, so you know
(10:44):
that's just that. But vegans, I'm gonna need you all
to shut the fuck up. Okay. I don't care what
you choose to do. I don't care like I don't
care about your life's choices. I think that is fantastic.
But I don't want to hear you all anymore because
they would. I tell you, they will use any fucking
(11:04):
opportunity to push the agenda. And I'm not talking about
vegetarian I'm not talking about reasonable plant based eaters.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I'm talking about vegans.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
The earth is the best. That's why I'm a vegetarian.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Well that's a start.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
Well, I was thinking of going vegan.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I'm a level five vegan.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
I started an organic compost pileo at home.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Only at home. You know, there was a billboard, what.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Go ahead?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
It was a billboard.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
I said, if you wouldn't drink a dog's milk, why
drink of cows with a bitch sucking a dog teat?
And I'm like, do you see why I can't fucking
stand you all?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Like I have a funny story because it involves I'm
telling me and I was supposed to film it, but
it was too hot that day. It was the day
I went to send your iPad. It's so I'm walking
and like, in order to get to where I was
going Peter Satellite Offices, it is in was in the way.
(12:18):
So I did something extremely egregious because I think PETA
is a racist and terrorist organization. So I did the unthinkable.
I bought a slim gem and ate it right in
front of it, because I said, what's the most agreedious
(12:40):
thing I could eat that has meat but that won't
kill me right away? And I couldn't do it a
seven eleven hot dog? I couldn't. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah,
So I was like, well, I know slim gems. I
know that devil. So I was like, like, you know,
(13:00):
So I sat there and I and the funny thing
is because it's right in front of eggs slut, So
it's like and again two doors down from Habit Grill,
which I need to talk about them, but I just
purposely ate and sat in front of them because they
have the most shade anyway, and it was hot as
hell that day. But I was like, no, fuck y'all,
(13:21):
And why does Peter have a street team? They have
a little pet cruisers. That's how you know they're fucking.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
That's how exactly? Yeah, like that's how you why do.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
You own PT users to and they have like it
wrapped like it's fucking a street team for like Tony
Sunshine or something like it's so fucking stupid and weird,
Like what are you gonna do? And who the fuck
drinks dogs?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Shout out to Holly. Uh it's Holly. You know we
shadow Holly all the time. A girl pastreet chef, extraordinary okay,
genius brain and beautiful spirits. She actually came for my
little cookout the the day. But shout out to Holly,
who's been leading, you know, the charge with the street
(14:07):
team for years on PT cruise or hate because you
deserve it. You all deserve everything that you get.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Because what what what in your brain consciously just made
you to think that this was a viable option for
a vehicle, like you know what I mean. I'm sure
there's even cheaper vehicles. And you know what I mean,
Like you could have rocked the hatchback.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Civic, could have got a Kia Sport, a Dodge Eagle,
a Nissan Sentra.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Masta something something like anything Chevy b Dodge Dark. But
you made that conscious decision.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yeah, and then you put and then you wood panel
on it.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Because you want to think you fucking body and Clyde
and ship like that. That's so fucking weird.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
You remember my old landlord, I put that niggas, I
put in four flats four flats, and.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Then not because he was an asshole, but because he deserved,
because he drove a PT Cruiser.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
It was a combo. This one was a this was
a this was a cop reasons. But they saw that
nigga by the TD bank and he was looking trying
to figure it off.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
I said, yeah, it's me, nigga.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Me.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I have more respect for you if you have a
Kia Soul than if you have like at a PT Cruiser.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
I mean, you can whisk by me with those dancing rats.
I wouldn't give a fuck, But a PT cruiser. I'm
going for maga. What I am going.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Full insurrection.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Insurrection insurrection is resurrection cross Safe the King.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Okay, they make BOMs in Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
You have to celebrate the Christ Child, Okay on July
fourth July, when Jesus is truly born.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
That's what he know, That's what he wrote. Whre's what
do you mean? That's Eastern you know.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
They are actively like putting sharpies in the parts where
Jesus was allegedly too woke.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
In the Bible, photocopying it.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Like I watched this thing. It was on the news.
There was this preacher. I use the term loosely. It
was a clan meeting if you asked me, yeah, they
had they had sharpies and they was just highlighted. Was
like Jesus was too woke. I was like, this is
King James in real time. That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
And I'm like, yo, no, King James was a homosexual.
They are insane, Like when is the.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Per I'm telling you they are extraterrestrial, Like every day
I white people have proven to be that they're out
of this world.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
And also what does the Bible saying when two or
three more are gathered, Like when two or three more,
and then you put in Caucasians are gathered.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
That's a that's a rally. It's not a church.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Or an election. Sure you want to call.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
A rally, that's all the same. These are synadyms.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
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Like I you know, family, Yeah, yeah, that's why I
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(20:03):
Last night, we did our first post eviction special for
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of those on YouTube from last season. It's it's with LaToya,
doctor Kia Asante and myself. I know Jade will come
in and eventually I kind of although I do think
(20:29):
you should come because the black girl, because remember what
I told you yesterday about showergate and how she tried
that but she she eventually found her way off the block.
So we next week you should come on because you'll
have an opinion. No, because that was that was like,
(20:49):
why are you taking two hours?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
That was absolutely no fuck crazy.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yeah that was crazy. But AnyWho, we have a time
down there blacks watch Big Brother.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Wait, she stole that from it was a white man
who won that room. Mm hmmm, I take it back.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Well, now here's the thing though, like normally I would
be on your side. However, well okay, I'm not trying
to excuses for the white man, but also just in general, girl,
(21:30):
you didn't win this and leave like leave, skid outle
get out. Yeah, I'm trying to go to bed.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
It's like, but I have you know, I am actually
quite torn between you know, just like take shit at
this point. And also yeah, I guess the Spirit show.
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Speaker 1 (22:43):
Randomness is kind of an elusive concepts in theory. We
can broadly define something is random if it's un predicted.
And we're black, I have since we're black, I have
(23:04):
to shout out. It was a huge wrestling weekend this
past weekend, and it culminated on Sunday with an all
women's pay per view, which is very rare. They haven't
done that in seven years. But this was such a huge,
great thing for women because you know, it's a male
(23:27):
dominated industry and stuff. And I will say that those
women did their damn thing. I do want to talk
about the black women on this show, though there is
There was a most anticipated match of the whole year
was between technically your family member Naomi.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I'm just related to all wrestling.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Humm hmm, Yeah, because she's she's married to Jimmy, who
was related to the Rock. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
I was trying not to mention that, nigga.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Oh well, hey, I'm just saying either way. It was
between Naomi and Jade Cargill. Jade Cargill is this She's
a force, right any who had a banger a special referee,
Bianca billair Braid. We all know. It was an amazing match.
Fast forward. Naomi did lose, However, at the end of
(24:23):
the night, these two women, Ria Ripley and Eo Sky
put on a banger of a match like it was
like some ship that you would be impressed by, even
non wrestling fans. And at the end of it, Naomi
had a cash in called money in the bank, and
she could cash that contract in for a title opportunity
at any given moment. She cashed in at the last minute,
(24:43):
won that match, and now we have a black women's champion.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
That's a trumple.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
Trot matching she could use to play cases, a weapon,
throwing on a smile, vacations, trouble trout rolls offessially cash in.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I guess yes, and she is having and it is great.
It was it's her first championship in like sixteen years,
like you know, and she is doing an amazing time
with it. Like last night she was on Raw and
so like one of the opponents is Japanese and the
(25:20):
other one is Australian, and so the Japanese girl was
trying to be like, this is my title. Nomi said,
I don't know what you said, Oh my god, but
Gishawn title ass is behind me because this is my
timea shine. Yeah, and so it's been really great to
(25:42):
watch a women's wrestling, but watch black women's wrestling. Like
even on the other program aw Athena, she has been
the Black Women's Ring of Honor champion for nine hundred days, okay,
and wonderful, Like she is great there we had a
(26:02):
deview of yeah, lash legend, our thick beautiful queen who
is about to get caught up the main roster. She
did it put on an amazing show in Atlanta on Sunday.
It was just really great for wrestling, but really great
for black women in sports. Come on, I really want,
you know, to highlight that, because yes, even women, you know,
(26:23):
women just in general get shafted because of sports. Because
even like as we see with that coon RG three
and him and his stupid beef with Angela Resa or
whatever the fuck. It's just like, you know, I wish
that we would have more spaces to highlight black women
and rest black women in sports. Everything and wrestling is
(26:46):
a sport, and I you know, not just the Williams sisters,
which is great, or in tennis, but all across the gamut,
and you know, mind supporting black women in sports. We
should do that more often. Also, I laughed when Asia
Wilson on the w BA she was at the press
(27:06):
conference and her mama texted her in the middle. She
was like, my mama texted me a screenshot of what
I look like on camera as she took her dow
rag off and got her ship together. And I was like, yeah, black.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Mothers are so I'm good, Like I just you know,
and I'm falling right in line my own mother. My
mother will be she'd be like, look at my first born.
I'm like, all right, girl, Like.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
You just relaxed over there. I love black mothers.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
I love black mothers, you know, same when they're good.
Well we have yeah, we got some you know, random
ship to share with you all, because that's just what
we do over here at JD NXC as you are
highlighting black women and fems and ladies and girls and
(28:00):
everyone in between. Do you know who Anniola Shokunbi is?
M M all right, So Aniola Shokunbi is a twelve
year She's twelve years old, she's Noah's age. She designed
an air purifier for classrooms to combat airborne viruses.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Really, how about this?
Speaker 8 (28:26):
A middle schooler in Middletown is working to protect fellow
students from viruses, and she's getting millions of dollars in
funding to help the cost. And they see kenneticut City
Boyo tells us more about her initiative.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
I was like, Hey, my kid's over here, writ in
Percy Jackson fan fiction. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
That's also important.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
It is, it's very important important. We need the.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Creatives of the world, we need the scientists of the world,
we need all parts.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
But I did, I did.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
I also cannot have a conversation with her without hud
doing the It.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Is She's twelve. Twelve year olds just love.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
They just move.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
My sister in law was over here and they were making.
First of all, I had to throw out one of
my skillets, which was a skill that I intended to
eventually get rid of soon.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Anyway, that damn Caroway.
Speaker 9 (29:25):
But so Noah's everything that we said about Caroline, everything everything.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
I'm sorry it was. We was trying out and it
did not work.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
But carroway. So she made these cinnamon roll cinnamon raised
in bagel French toasts. I was like, do you smoke weed?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Like I was about to say, that's a very dank recipe.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
You know, we talk like.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
So, So I was like, okay.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
So she calls me.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Because I'm gone when she makes it, and I'm like okay,
and she calls me and I come home, and I mean,
when I tell you that that pear was burnt, the
fuck up this nigga. I don't like this nigga puts
sugar in there, said I'm just going to watch it.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
I soaked it, I boiled it, I did everything. I
was like, it's not coming off.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
But yeah, so she made so my sister in law,
you know, they were I don't know, I wasn't gonna
eat it anyway. She did make a cake recently that
came out really good. For her first cake, yeah, yeah,
Mama did a good job. It was giving like almost
(31:04):
like a like a buttercake from like Del Frisco's or
that other cake from STK. You know, I call it
steakhouse cake where it's like dense and moist and like.
So she made something very reminiscent of that, and it
was actually it was really dope for her first care.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
I was like, okay, girl, I'm not mad at this.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
And I told her I was like when I first
made my first apple pie, I think I was. I
was maybe like thirteen fourteen. Made some crust. I was like,
and I had to use some canned apples. Girl, I
found some random canned apples in the crib. I was like, so,
you know you're gonna play around. I was like, but
what I need you to stop doing is playing around.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
With my eggs.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Oh yeah, that's this is where like this is what
like I need you to stop playing with my eggs
right now. Like we're not going to be testing ship
with eggs, we don't.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
We just like that, you know what you make it flying.
They fly. It's like, there goes my rent money every time?
Like I made six eggs today from Chris Rogers in life,
I was like, well, there goes alf my rents.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Six eggs is crazy three each. I know, because y'all
are like niggas, you know what I mean? Y'all are
not like small niggas. When I would be at there.
First of all, when I first got to Chris Rogers
in XD's house, I felt like windy. I felt like
(32:39):
I felt like windy. I was like, what's for dinner, guys?
And They're like, yesterday I ate mcca Donald's.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
And I was like, all right, we got our lives
together after you left.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
I know, I know. I'm so proud.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
We were shamed.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
We were like okay, I was like together, So what
are we eating for dinner?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Like not not? What are we eating? After six flags?
Speaker 7 (33:07):
Like?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
What are we eating?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
We're like, we're eating McDonald's in ice cream?
Speaker 4 (33:11):
Like this is a summer in July and nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
What are we eating at forty?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah? Where is where I have changed? And as you
can see, I clearly have lost weight since you've seen me.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
But I don't really eat you do this, and I don't,
you know, I don't.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
In my face you can see it.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Yeah, I know your face is slim, but it's never fat,
and if it was, it'd be fine. I'm not feeling
into you know, I'm not feeding into Uo's homosexual bodily.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Oh yeah, yeah, homosexual body this morning. Yeah, autobiographer, Where
is doctor Joy when we do here?
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Come on, doctor Joy? What you're gonna come on? Je
next to you? Talk about tell us I've made a
bullet point and she's gonna pull out a CBS receipt.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Having a list of people you hate us not help you.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
I'm like, what about to list fiction and not fiction?
Speaker 6 (34:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:32):
You know, just doctor Joy?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yes, but I have Okay, we're doing random facts today.
Oh ship, I have a whole bunch. Oh okay. So
I found this fact out and I reminded me of
a story that I remember watching Maury. So do you
(34:58):
know that I didn't go twins don't share fingerprints.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
That would make sense.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
But yeah, and so I remember watching Maury and it
was a paternity test and she fucked around with two
twins but she couldn't tell like the DNA was inconclusive
because they shared the same DNA, so she couldn't find
out who the true baby daddy was.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
What yeah, what hold on? Okay, hold on, you just
reminded me. Wait say that again.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Ah, Maury, this girl or this person, this woman got pregnant. However,
she was fucking around with identical twins. Either of them
could have been the father, but because they were identical
twins and has to share especially the same DNA, they
(36:03):
cannot figure out which the father.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Why are you fucking around with twins?
Speaker 1 (36:12):
People? People are dangerously horny? Can we talk about that? So?
And like people always want to talk about like as
the men. No, everybody who is consensually involved is a problem.
Like there are people out here, like like that story
about that girl who was fucking on she was the
(36:33):
CEO and she was sucking on them niggas in prison.
It's like, girl, how like you can't find niggas on
the outside.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Right, Like you have to fucking identical twins or like
what's her name? Who has babies by Randy Jackson and Jermaine.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Jackson uncle daddy.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Yeah, like that's just listen, the owners doesn't just fall
on them.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Those brothers are also.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah, everybodybody's essential, Yeah, all consensual parties are the asshole,
Like you know what I mean, Like.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
I wonder if both twins knew if one twin who
was the O G twin and then did you start
like secretly fucking around with the other twin or was
this like out in the open were you all doing
weird like Claremont twin ship, Like what was the what
was the.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Vibe your iphel tirring together.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
And you know, peanut butter sandwiching. Yeah, yeah, I'm just curious.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
I don't recall that that angle in the story. But
what I will tell you that's the end result was
it was inconclusive.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Kids will never know who their fucking fathers are.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Mm hmm. That's because you want to be dangerously horny.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Yeah, we need to do an entire dangerously horny episode.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Like my favorite account on like social media is called
bottom jail, like if so what and then romp, But no,
it is in the account it shows like people being
dangerously and aggressively horny on the internet, like this one girl.
(38:12):
This one account, it would showed like a picture of
like I don't know, Roman reigns and this and another response.
One of the responses was like I want to I
wish my asshole would be a clip so I could
rub it on him, but that he would fuck me bottom. Jail,
Go to jail, because you are so greedious and dangerously lock,
(38:36):
go to jail.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
I saw the other day that somebody said that there
is a culprit at their library who is photo copying
their asshole and leaving hundreds of copies in the library
for people to find. In color, I'm dead as color
(39:09):
is crazy like that you pay the extra to make
sure you were you were David Wade's in the situation.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
You were like, go do what I want to do.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
That's because because it is the act that you're paying
the extra ten cents, we forget in color.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
This is what I'm saying. It's it just makes it.
It just makes it.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
And it's like are you sending them like are you
autographing them? Like this is one of like you know
what I mean, like being like a signature. What yeah,
it was.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
It's then n f T you know what I mean
speaking of the conjoint and oh, those are not conjoined twins.
You're you're talking about twins, but mm hmm, there's these
conjoined twins that they're in on the joke and them
and their father be fucking with people.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Mm hmmm. I score big having a two for one disabled.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
But even at the movies, they're still charging me for
two separate seats. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (40:17):
They only have one ass she's my human service person.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
No, ma'am, you still need to buy them two tickets.
The hell are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (40:28):
My kid?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Is one kid?
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Well? I recognize her face, so I mean the other
ones under there somewhere?
Speaker 6 (40:35):
What the hell did.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
I'm gonna sit it to you.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Oh my gosh, we have to take a break.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Yeah, let's take a break and we'll be back with
more hit a club.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
After these messages will be right back.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Take the example of a coin. With one flip, you
have an equal chance of heads or tails. Flip it
multiple times and you might expect an even split, but
that doesn't.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
And we're black rando facts of jade and next to
what you got next?
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Female dragonflies play dead?
Speaker 1 (41:33):
When a when a?
Speaker 3 (41:35):
When a male dragonflies trying to mate with them if
they don't want to.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Oh, frogs do that too, and okay, mood m ee it.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Not tonight, I have to get up early. Mm hmmm,
mm hmmm. What you got did you know that?
Speaker 1 (41:58):
You know, in Montana there are more farm animals than people.
They're about three cows to every woman.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
This is, this is, this is exactly where they're going
to take back the night. That's where it's going to start.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Yeah, well I don't know. Well probably yeah, because Ted
Turner owns most of Montana, so like they'll probably turn
to him first. And just like read Drumming from the Pioneer,
woman owns most of most owns most of Oklahoma, does
she because well, yeah, because her husband, the Drummings, stole
all that land from the natives, and so is.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
Her still lord mm hmm. That lady has never set
right in my spirit, never never, And I don't want
I don't know white person around.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Well.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
The reason why I put them on the same level
is because anybody who calls himself a pioneer anything, it's
a problem for me. You know what I'm saying, You
saying things without saying things, so so I she's never
said and then she, you know, makes ship with like
chocolate chips, and I don't know, just rand I just
I don't like I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
I seen that's fucking weird.
Speaker 4 (43:14):
Mmm not all her stuff. And they're also people who
cook with Giant two leaders of coke as well.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Yeah that throws me off. That throws me off. Yeah, yeah,
you know that bananas have a tiny bit of radiation
in them. Bananas, Okay, so you get a.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Little because they're not because because they don't grow, because
they don't grow naturally or what we consider bananas because
I know bananas are technically berries grow. Yes, But like
if you ever notice, like what American bananas look like
in other places, they look complete different.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
Like they're shorter and like the little bananas you know everything.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Yeah, like you know, yeah, look up the difference between
American bananas and bananas everywhere else. The GMOs man, I'm
telling you we're about to eat, Like you should.
Speaker 4 (44:21):
Explain to Noah that water like when we were growing up,
all watermelons had seeds and the fact that we even.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Yeah, oh my gosh, I had a watermelon with seeds
the other day American and it was so rare and
it was so sweet. I've also learned how to find
a very sweet melon. And while you're looking very good,
it is to find the smallest The booty hoole has
to be tight.
Speaker 9 (44:49):
Also, the the more yellow and the more Yeah, that's
why I've noticed if the tighter, the booty hole tends
to have the more yellow on it.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
So and I I got it from a TikTok video
and I was like, this sounds funny, but I happen
to try that trick. And I was like, that's it's
genius because it's like where the where the flower, not
where the flower part goes, but something else that grows
with it. Yeah, and it's just like the tighter it is,
(45:19):
the sweeter.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
You this episode, it's a booty hole. No, Keisha, it's above.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Now, Keisha, I'm looking at I'm calling it that.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
Because there's a lot of booty. Oh.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
I've seen these bananas with these seeds. That's how Freedom
used to paint them. Now, uh huh uh uh huh okay,
mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
You see how they look different. They look like like
serial killer fingers.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
Yeah, ain't right.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Our ship is not right. It's not right. Okay, Well,
we know.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
I have something that is going to set New York
on fire. You know every summer it's a Yoma summer. Yeah,
but did you know you could get a fine for
flirting up to twenty five dollars since when. I don't
(46:25):
know it's on the New York state law list.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Wait, because there's a nugga with little teeth out there
that I would love to go get.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
We'll check this out. Some other laws that caught our
attention that maybe you don't know are on the books
right now. So should we run through these for people?
Speaker 3 (46:44):
Should we let them know? Flirting in public against the law.
It's only you serious, that's what it.
Speaker 4 (46:51):
Says in my state flirting laws. Oh wait, back the
early nineteen hundreds. Yeah, it's technically still in the books.
It's rarely enforced obviously. The law, originally introduced in nineteen
oh two, aim to curb unwanted advances, particularly those made
(47:13):
by mentors women. You know what this was mm hmm
ownership mm hmmm. Because y'all didn't want to know that.
Don't whistle at my wife.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
Yep, that's what that was.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Or the assumed, you know, they think black people are
probably whistling at their wives or whatever, and it's like
they don't want them, no, not.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
At all.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
You know, your life flashing before your eyes is your
brain scanning for similar events to save your life in
that moment.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
That makes a lot of sense. That makes a lot
of sense. I would huh h.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
Mm hmm. Think about it. It's like a survival it's
a survival mechanism.
Speaker 4 (48:12):
Yeah, I guess. So you're scanning everything just I gotta
know how to get out of here. Yep, exactly, that's what.
It's a survival method.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
What you got. Well, the shortest war in history only
lasted thirty eight minutes war, the Anglo Zanzibar War of
eighteen ninety six.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
The Niggas got them out of there. Hold on, I mean,
h hmm, thirty eight to forty five minutes.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
Now, who was this? This is between the.
Speaker 4 (49:06):
British and Africans and Zanzibar. Wait, the British one eh,
I'll tell you what you're didn't win, let me stop.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Seventy seventies.
Speaker 3 (49:39):
Like you didn't win either.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
I'm like, right, listen, I know sometimes it's very difficult
to be patriotic, and that's cuting. There some moments where
I'd be like, no, y'all lost, damn.
Speaker 4 (49:52):
It's only when they start talking shit like it'd be unjustified.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Ship.
Speaker 4 (49:57):
Yeah, like like Drake recently talking about the rappers. I
don't even like to I don't like to talk about.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
He said, yeah, man a a rap. He said, that
is a one style rapping. That's a hot ting ting poom.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
He goes, you know, it's the greatest rapp of all time,
slick Rick.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
It was like, okay, yes, one technically, even though slick
Rick is that niggas from.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
The Bronx, Like yeah, he was only there for you know,
like we want Yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:38):
It's only when people start saying wild ship, I'm like, okay,
all right, it was school shoe wins.
Speaker 3 (50:44):
All right, you got it, you got me out, Like what.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
But again you lost weak?
Speaker 3 (50:52):
You're being sucker.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
That's how I feel, like the South of Rise again
your lost. Damn, let it go. Let it go.
Speaker 4 (51:01):
People, they really do. They don't know how to lose gracefully.
We got to talk about losing gracefully sometimes you've got to.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
Yeah, my turn, isn't it? Hmmm? What do I want?
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Our brains physically pull away from our skulls when we're dehydrated.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
That explains why why like I have a headache, but
I don't have water yep, Like my brain is pulling
away from my skull, is detaching, it is shrinking.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
It's not you it's me.
Speaker 4 (51:41):
That is literally what's happening when you are so the
more dehydrated you are, the more it pulls. And you
niggas don't like to drink water. That's crazy, and it
also explains other things.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Yeah, but it's speaking of drinking. And I've seen this
lot over just in the news in recent months. But
like Massachusetts, in some parts of Massachusetts, a happy hour
is illegal, or drink specials are banned. Yeah, they're trying
to curb yeah, or to eliminate drunk driving, or to
(52:19):
reduce drunk driving. And I've seen this before. There has
been there has been a push to to curb h
you know, happy hours and things like New York is
the only place that I knew the happy hour starts
at noon and goes all the way to seven or eight.
You know, they don't have that. They don't have that
(52:41):
here in California, like happy hours like a legit four
to six or whatever. The fuck.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
I don't even think about a happy hour like that anymore.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Me either. But I also think that's because we're older
and the things that we like tend to not be
on a happy hour menu. But just in general, I
can see why, like or like how they've curved unlimited
brunches in some areas, if they have that.
Speaker 4 (53:09):
At all, First of all, that that that cheap sparkling
wine is gonna fuck you up every time.
Speaker 6 (53:18):
Listen to wonder whether allegedly overserved patrons pose a danger
to themselves or others in Murray Hill. John Slattery, CBS
two News.
Speaker 8 (53:29):
Now, one question the community board will take up is
whether the bottomless Brunch violates a state law that prohibits
unlimited drink offerings.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
Listen, if I developed messo thelma, I know it's because
of fucking copious amounts of Andre that I have drank between.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
With the orange label.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
Orange Andre. Oh yeah, that Manta whatever, ye yep, that
ship right now. And Lamarca and Lamarca a lot of mark.
Speaker 4 (54:04):
Anytime I see just getting wild at a wedding. I
know that they've got a couple of cases a La
Marco back there, mm hmmm. And they're open and open barn.
Speaker 1 (54:14):
In a New Amsterdam something. But yeah, I and parts
of me agree, right because I do think that I
don't think there should be this is difficult. I don't
think people should there should be a limit on put
on these things. But people don't have self control. So
(54:36):
I think that's where you're good, because it's like thinking
about like drunken people out in the city right, like
they do a lot like or like for example, sporting events, Uh,
people get trashed and they trash the city, you know,
(54:58):
or just even just even think of your times of
just drinking, going to a limited brunches, it's always somebody
got to be carried out.
Speaker 4 (55:06):
You remember my bachelorette. Yeah, it was a brunch unlimited situation.
And I went to get a massage after, which is
a terrible fucking idea to get a massage drunk and
then spend the remainder of my evening throwing up.
Speaker 3 (55:26):
Because it's mixing all those toxes.
Speaker 1 (55:30):
What a time.
Speaker 3 (55:30):
Yeah, I was fucked up in my bachelor.
Speaker 1 (55:34):
Yeah. Yeah, and again if this is what you choose
to do in your time, and that's fine, I just
you know, your girl had forty k handlates.
Speaker 3 (55:42):
No, I can't do it. I can't do it.
Speaker 4 (55:45):
Yeah, And I find it obviously the better the liquor.
I can have more cocktails, but I don't even want
to be drunk anymore.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
M hmm, Yeah, I don't want to be drunk. Anymore.
I when I went out with Bobby, you know, that
was the last time I actually had real alcohol on
a very long time. And thankfully Bobby is one of
those people that like drinks well yeah, not like well liquor,
but he drinks, yes, quality liquor, quality of things. And
(56:12):
so I I was like, okay, I felt I didn't
feel like the worst like I could have been compared
to like going to the gay club where they serve
you just above ketamine, like you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (56:26):
So I can't do that anymore, mind you. And I
also popped in motherfucking milk. This was like our toys.
Speaker 3 (56:33):
I do not play when I am drinking and drunk
white people.
Speaker 4 (56:42):
I don't want to be out with drunk white people
anymore in my life, Like I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (56:46):
I don't want to witness that, you know what.
Speaker 1 (56:48):
I mean, like drunk niggas either, I don't.
Speaker 3 (56:51):
Oh my god, have you seen recent images of Saint
Mark's place?
Speaker 1 (56:58):
I here, it's a ghost town.
Speaker 3 (57:00):
It looks like a fucking French cafe.
Speaker 4 (57:02):
Like it's just the street is filled with chairs and
tables for white people so that they can convene.
Speaker 1 (57:11):
Oh wow, I did see and speak of New York News.
I did see videos of Soul Summit, and Tariq was right.
We got to have him back on, but he was like,
it's Snow Summit because all I saw was just I
was like, y'all let it. I was like, y'all, let
these whites take over Soul Summit. That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (57:30):
That's it's in the name. Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (57:37):
They don't.
Speaker 3 (57:39):
Soul's Summit.
Speaker 4 (57:40):
At this point, you all have to pivot and rebrand,
which brings me to my next moral monster Summit. You
know my next fact. Do you know that scientists have
never seen ills mate?
Speaker 1 (57:56):
Go?
Speaker 3 (57:56):
Wow, right, is crazy. I've never seen ils mate.
Speaker 1 (58:04):
I also color me ignorant. I didn't know that eel
sauce did not have eel.
Speaker 4 (58:08):
In it, No, but I do wonder why it's I
never really, I never actually looked why it's ill sauce because.
Speaker 1 (58:18):
Probably I don't like eel, because I don't like I
don't like unagi, because it's real slim.
Speaker 4 (58:24):
Because it's generally a glaze for grilled ill dishes in Jepard.
I knew it didn't have ill in it, but I'd
never really actually thought about why it's called ill sauce,
thank you very much, but they've never seen I imagine
(58:44):
when you say, but I said, because I feel like
when you know, white people are like, that's eels mating.
Speaker 1 (58:51):
Mm hmmm, mm hmmm. I see that. You see, in Georgia,
picnicking in cemeteries is prohibited, along with firearms and loud conduct.
Now wait, in California, this is not illegal. And I'm
(59:11):
gonna tell you a story. So my aunt died when
I in ninety five, so I was like nine ten, right,
and so my grandmother and I used to go, you know,
my grandmother, Like I said, it was my mother and
my grandmother that raised me. So I was with my
grandmother way more often than not. And so she'd be like,
(59:33):
you know, come with me to you know, the cemetery,
to you know, put flowers on your aunt's grave and stuff.
Sure we go, honey, So we go. I'll never forget
this day. We go. And at first we had seen
like all this food, and at first, you know, now
I'm looking back, I clearly see it was an offering,
(59:55):
you know what I mean. But my grandma was freaked out.
But then as we walked further, we saw other people
like sitting down and like having a meal with their
loved one but who has been departed. So it's like
they're sitting at their gravesite having conversations and things with them.
(01:00:20):
My grandmother at the time was like, no, that's weird.
Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
Well we got to go old black people.
Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
But I never I always remembered that. And then when
we moved here, Chris and I used to walk in
cemeteries often because it's a great mode of exercise. It's
also really peaceful because who's gonna bother you.
Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
That's why Claire used to be ready through the cemetery
or a house of cards.
Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Yeah. Don Donlly Parton said, dead people you don't got
to worry about. It's the living you gotta worry about it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
She is not wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Mm. And so I remember going we were at Glendale
and right right in front of Walt Disney's I'm saying,
like a couple of things over there's these people who
were just sitting down and just eating with their loved one,
like their their pat their father had passed away, and
(01:01:18):
so it was like the wife like the late wife
and like their children. They were just having like a
full meal together. And I was like, you know, it
was very sweet, but I yes, but I could also
can be like, if I was an asshole, I'd be like,
I don't want this shit convening next to my loved one.
You know what I mean? You see.
Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
There, no let them eat with their daddy chick Like,
I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
I was fine with it. But just what if there
was somebody who just was like, I don't want you know,
I don't want whatever grilled cheese or whatever grilled ham
or whatever the fuck y'all are eating to be surrounded
by my loved ones. What if they're allergic to.
Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
Shellfish and don't put your love to put them in
a mausoleum, bitch, And don't put them in a public
fucking graveyard.
Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
You can't do y'all. Do you tell people that when
they go to the restaurant.
Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Yeah, I don't go up to people say I don't
want you eat next to be bitch, Like what kind of.
Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
That's?
Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Now.
Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
I did holler because when we were on that cruise,
so they assign you tables, and I guess if you're
a smaller party, they might seat you with another smaller
party and that's how they keep the organization. They assign you,
like which dining room you're going to that night and
all of that, and they're all the cutest themes. But
the first night before we start eat with my cousins
(01:03:00):
in the movie, got everything moved. The first night, Tristan
got to the dining room before me and Noah. We
stopped wash our hands at all of that, and then
we went to the table that they told us we
were assigned to, and he wasn't there, so we were like,
where the hell is he. So then the one of
the servers or whoever comes up, Are you looking for
a gentleman blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
I was like, yeah, oh, he's a table blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
He said he does not want to eat with other people,
and I was like, yeah, I said, And I was like,
thank you so much. I do not want to eat
with strangers. I do hate communal tables, but I I
(01:03:43):
was not gonna tell to people if it's a communal table,
you can't sit here.
Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Yeah. Yeah, I hate Oh I hate that. That is
that downfall and you can't have community blah blah blah.
I don't give a fuck. I hate communal tables. You
know why, because that invites.
Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
People in because then you meet a lady from Tennessee
who tells you that she hates people who are affected
because they build bombs in the area. That's why I
hate communal tables. I don't want to learn about you.
I didn't a couple of I didn't pay money to
learn about you.
Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Right, just anyway, I have one more, okay, and we
can wrap it up for today. This is in a
relation to what we all experience now, is that at
any given moment here on Earth, there is at least
eighteen hundred storms happening.
Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Yeah, like at any given moment, there's about eighteen to
two thousand, eighteen hundred, two thousand storms happening. And you
think about it, like all different types of storms, wins, storms, sand, dust, hurricanes, typhoon.
Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Snow, because that fucking what's that? What's that that sun storms?
What's that sand?
Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
What's that sandstorm that just went to Texas and Trinidad
and uh, oh my god, it's one of anyway, it
blew all of this this sand, I want to say
over and it's been affecting Trinidad. And when I got
to Houston, Nikki was like, you might start feeling She's like,
(01:05:32):
because we have the whatever that I can't remember what
the what the storm is called. And that's literally why
I'm having sinus issues now because that shit hit me
just so it got all into my cavities and ship.
But yeah, that makes sense. Okay, what do I want
to tell you from my last one? If you hear
(01:05:53):
a sloth screaming, is because they're trying to find the mate.
Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
Hm hmmm, just like humans. Well, thank you all for
listening to another episode of j XD.
Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
It was a calm week this week XD and I
are was retired and I'm getting ready to go spend
my time with with with my young people again. Answhenet
hates when people say young people or the youth, I'm like,
what are you supposed to call them little niggas? Like,
but uh, that's her Caucasian audacity.
Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
But that's what did you I saw?
Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
So anytime she sends me anything now, I be like,
that's your Caucasian audacity talking to me, and you need to.
Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Check it in.
Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
I saw at first time. I was mad she posted
that reel at that carousel. Oh man, I had a chuckle.
Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
Well, yeah, it's been my favorite. It's been my favorite actually,
and I love that she is taking it in a
row with it. So yes, anyway, join the Patreon if
you all want the visuals. There is so much more.
We are finishing up Mary Mary. We are mob Wive
season end of season two. Yeah, end of season two.
(01:07:19):
We're only going through the end of three and then
the final Love Vintage Love, after lock Up, you know,
other discussions and chats and watches in between, just so
much more. So make sure you all check out the Patreon.
August eighth in La getting Grown as coming to La.
(01:07:41):
August fourteenth, We're going to be in Memphis, so make
sure all get tickets to that.
Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
That's going to be a good time.
Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
And x D and I are for a Sunday out
of Monday in Chicago.
Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
Yeah that's not happening on the Taste of Chicago weekend.
Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
So you all just hang out all that tastes in
Chicago weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
You can't compete with I mean, you could compete with that.
Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
But I could be a part.
Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
But I also I'm like, yeah, y'all put your bathrooms
on the hooks.
Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
I'll be back another time, you know. I love Chicago,
but I'm not playing myself like that.
Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
But that doesn't mean that there won't be other announcements
coming up soon Memphis hint en, so uh, make sure
you all stay tuned for that and we'll see you
next week.
Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Shows. Yes, we're moving on.
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