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Speaker 1 (00:00):
When I'm looking at you, I keep thinking, why can't
she be like you? So I'm scheming. I can't go
on like this believing that her love is true. Oh,
standing on the dance floor while she tricking you are
(00:26):
all out one, girl, she's a chicken. We might be together,
but love is missing.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Girl.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I want you?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
So what can we do?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Oh girl? Fit's all right, Let's go some wearing, get
it hot tonight, Let's get it home. I've got her, girl.
But you look good tonight, look so good. It's one
on one tonight. And nae whoa haw wo ha wha
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oh ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Whoa ha ha.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Whoa whoa oh oh that was good. Hey everyone and everybody,
(01:50):
welcome back to the black Show, blackest show about nothing.
It's jade n X dyes hot, ninety seven horns all over.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
We should reach like the radio. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
The Republican niggas. Mm hmmm, I don't know. Well, let
me not say. Okay, I could adopt their focus and
we do.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Match each other on levels of hate.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Just yeah, I appreciate the level of stick to it.
You know, you got to respect. Oh god, I don't
even know what I was about to say to you
that just threw me off.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Well, we are we are here, you know, grateful to
be on this side of glory. You know what I mean?
With all the things going on and and bally who.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, don't forget to check out our bally who clips
that are that are directly speaking on on what is
going on, who's its and going ones?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
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Speaker 3 (03:08):
Mm hmmm hm hm. Also, just go directly to our socials.
I know that a lot of stuff gets buried in
the noise of AI slop and and all that jazz,
but you know, just go to us and share. You know,
we we we drop more fire upon them, more fire,
(03:29):
better than.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Chinese babies with fat knees, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yes, or you know, seeing Rosa Parks.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You a.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Civil rights you know I'm down with and I love WrestleMania,
but I don't need those two things, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
M hmm.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm really allow me to just all right, I'm gonna
tell you.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Something I find funny, but it's not intended to be funny.
And let me be clear, I got lots of respect,
but also the nigga and me can't help but chuckle
every time Bernice King gets all lied and be.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Like, oh my daddy, I feel I'll be cracking up.
I'm like, no, she's.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Absolutely, She's right, like, don't do that because Robin Williams
daughter how to do that too.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Don't don't, yes, don't do that, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
She's had to do that multiple times, and I'm like,
and I love when she does it to white people.
She doesn't niggas Like, She's like, don't put my face
on the car wash?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yes, a rag on a club fire?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And why is he? And also and also the child
and we will forever laugh.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
We will never get free, you know what I mean,
because it's just, you know, because of nigga art, the care,
you know, holding us back as the people, you know
what I mean. And as much as I want to
honor you know, ingenuity and you know nigga creativity, I
just think we could channel that into other things.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You know, but I'd be laughing.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Rosa Parks doesn't need to be shooting dice, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Y'all need to learn what she did first before you
recreate anything, because you all got history all wobble dooo
boo all skippity boo all over the place.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
And don't know what really happened exactly.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
You know, it's you know, and we can't always blame
white people. We can for most part, but you know,
a lot of times, faith without works is dead, So
we could we can do our due diligence and learning
about our own stuff, you know. I you know, I
have thought about purchasing a physical copy, but I don't
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even know if they make them anymore. But a physical
copy of encyclopedia like volumes A through Z and the
appentdices because A, you know, vintage and then two yes,
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you know, okay, And also like I know, niggas can't
go and edit shit like you can on on the Wikipedia,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
No, the question is what's going inside of your encyclopedia?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Well, you know, but that's always been a question since
the dawn of McGraw hill, you know what I mean.
So I can't. I can't. I'm at the will of
whomever the fuck can know because I don't want it.
Do you remember I remember encyclo Encyclopedia Britannica.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I literally just googled what does Britannica mean?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
If I'm the Canadian giving.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
That it's not even let me.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
See, and but yes, because I was, I need to
buy an actual physical copy of a dictionary. I also
need to buy a physical copy. I want the encyclopedias,
and I need to buy an actual almanac.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
There is something you could have which would help you
a lot. Do you know what that is?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
No, but I'm afraid you're gonna tell me.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
Yes, it's the new Encyclopedia Britannica.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
Encyclopedia Britannica.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Now you tell me.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I've got to report you tomorrow on what on the
exploration of space.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Take a look at this from the first beeps of spot.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I would name my new baby Britannica.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
Okay, oh listen because it was sound in Edinburgh, Scotland,
which is part of Great Britain, and it is.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
When white people go abroad and they like they pronounced like, oh,
it's so stupid they lived there, Like I just came
back from Humbus and I'm like, you know, yeah, they
went to it. He's a silly Google guy from there.
(08:32):
I'm also reverted back to using nursery round insults because
I think it's I think it's.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Oh, I love it what listen, I'm like, I went
back to this week.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You don't know what I've been throwing out a godly.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I say that all the time.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You little half zips, y'all will have zips. Want to
get preppy.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Let's get preppy, motherfuckers. So I love you, jimmyy Cricket's golly,
suck my dick.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You got to mix it in together.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, make it clean and dirty at the same time.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah. Absolutely, Huh. Let's pay the bill and we'll get
to the rest of the week. But tell a friend,
Tell a friend, tell a friend that we are here, uh,
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We need to the discord. Maybe we have the moderators
on at some point. But like, they started a book club, which.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I'll read it girl, you.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Know real ship. Actually they actually have I'm meant to look,
but I wanted to. I know they were joking, but
I really and I know we're not supposed to influence
them because it's their space. However, they had a let
me see if I can find it. Oh, yes, So
(11:24):
they were trying to figure out the name of the
Agents of Chaos book club name, and they had a poll.
But I'm gonna lead you. I'm going to read you
some of the titles or names that they had suggested.
Pages of Pandemonium like that. I like that. Nigleture please,
(11:48):
decolonizing the diaspora. That's that sounds like y'all the only
reading that's lyrics together off wretches with wisdom, Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I like the illumination.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I love a wretch, open minds, closed fist, that's the name.
Amount of Mind, nonprofit.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
That's my memoir. The remix.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Nextus bibliophiles and bed Limb.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I love it's between one, two and last for me because.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
There's more niggas with aptitude.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Too, t TG literature, you know, to literature. I like that,
and and chaos lit. I gotta be honest. Bibliophiles and Bedlimb.
Niggas with aptitude and open minds with closed fists.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Those are top.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Also, I will say pages of Pandemonium because.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
It gives you please is hilarious. It also gives you
all an opportunity to pop holding that. So pages of pando.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, you know, those are amazing options, all of them.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
And I'm just I'm so, I'm so.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Grateful for the community that we feel and you all
continue to carry the batons and you know, be wonderful
and awful all at the same time.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It's just it warms my heart.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, yeah, it really does. But let's take a break
and we're going to talk about Yeah, do that.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Stolen?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
No, I'm not going to steal that because stolen unless no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
No, no, no, it's oh my, you know what I'm saying.
It's homage to you niggas.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Homage. Okay, homage. It's take a break and we'll be
back with more Jada next to hit It, Claude.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
After these messages, will be right back.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yes, he is a good driver. Of course, I'm a
good driver.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
That's a sorry question.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Okay, let's go for a spin.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Anita has her reservations about driving with.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
Him closed my eyes most.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
And we're black h This past week was Thanksgiving and
we all did our family thing. I'd like to share
with you some of the things I've noticed on my travels. Okay,
if you all knew, I traveled to Arkansas, California, and
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we drove there. If you don't know, Arkansas, California is Sacramento, California.
And I say that because you know, and I while
talking to Jay before the show, I kept saying this
term Maga Mexicans and I and I don't mean this
like lightly, like there is a whole Like, first of all,
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on the drive to upstate California along Highway five, it's
all the all the farming stuff so Central Valley, like
all the where you find your dairy cows and pistachios,
almonds and a lot of marijuana farms.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I was like, maga and weed.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah, and along and on the ride, every mile, every
like three miles, you see a song that's pro Trump,
Antie Newsom all this stuff. And then I realized, as
you drive further up north, there are people like you
have to be this is in general, but like you
(16:15):
have to be a specific kind of douche monkey to
like have a bumper sticker in your car regardless of
what political affiliation.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Yeah, Like but as you go further, like the bumper
stickers increase exponentially, like not only you know, you see
the Trump advance. And then I wrote, and I saw
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on a Maga Mexican's wheel cover stand for the flag,
kneel for the cross. But the crazy part is it
was a picture of the current president with a flag
and like across, so it would almost symbolize is that
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the current president of the United States is Jesus.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
See, that's what you all will call idolatry. That is
supposed to be wrong.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
But like that, but as I increased and then like
you know, the first day we get there, you know
I have to go to Texas Roadhouse because you know
we will. You have? You said gross?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I said, rolls please?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, yeah, I can't vouch for anything else there.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
I be honest with you, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
It's don't remember.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
You should not, you should not. That's that's the the
icon legend and statement right there. But when I tell
you every we sat down and like normally, I know
it's Texas Roadhouse. I know what I'm getting into, but
it's also a lot of niggas that live up there,
so I'm like, you know whatever. We went in to
(18:13):
go sit down, and it looked like the entire cast
of like Deadliest Catch and which have I talked to
you about Deudley as Catch? No?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Wait, maybe what's Deadley's Catch.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Holds the greatest? It's the greatest show on television. Oh
my god, we have to stop right now. I have
explained to you Deli's Catch.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Oh this is out.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yes, but Jed, I have to tell you it is
the greatest show on television I watched.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Oh this is like wait, hold on, is this the
heave hole heave ho thieves and kers?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
It's like those videos.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
No, no, no, okay, So let me tell you Deadley's
Catch has been off for twenty one season for twenty
plus years since two thousand and six. Right, And it
follows several fishermen and fishing vessels, fishing vessels that set
out for to see for during crab season and clock
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cod season, and they go out and catch wild fish
and stuff for money because that's how we all eat
and survive. So like you have the most fayous won
the Northwestern, which is the fishing vessel held by Sick Hanson,
and he is like been on the seas for like
thirty plus years and blah blah blah blah blah. Anyway,
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they follow several different captains. Okay, thing love and hip
hop but like on the sea, but like white men,
but like they'll play they'll play tricks on each other,
like one of the one of the ships, like they
they they what did they do to the Like they
set a whole bunch of like firework on it, so
(20:00):
it made it seem like they were being bombed, like
they were just like joking with another ship that's in there,
like Cohort, right. But what makes the show amazing is
the fact that it is drama. Twenty four seven I
watched unfortunately, and unfortunately I watched a scene of a
shipping vessel go down and they cannot find any survivors,
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and when I tell you, it was the most emotional
piece of television I've ever seen. And then this past
season there was an emergency evacuation where they had an
ammonia leak on one of the shippings, on the one
of the fishing vessels. Ammonia, yes, because they have to
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keep all that stuff clean because of the crab and
stuff on the boats and stuff.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Six pounds, six hundred pounds of liquid ammonia.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
That's last, and throw our boat. I've stealed off all
the compartments that I could, but there's still one.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
And you know you cannot inhale ammonia otherwise explode and
you will die. So they had to hurry up and
get the coast guard and ship and then mind you,
all of this is on camera. And then one of
the homies had to come and save one of the
captains from the ship because they jumped ship. Mind you,
it had to be in a life vessel in the
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middle of the cold Bearing Sea, which is up near
Russia on the Russia American border. And then and then
it was crying, it was emotional, it was crazy they've had.
And then there was another another episode where like one
of the favorite deckhands he died of an overdose. Yeah,
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because they because a lot of wild caught crab, snow
crab and stuff is caught in the Bearing Sea right
out side of Alaska. Oh you're right, m hm. There
was another episode where they had to fight Russian shifts.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
No, see, this is what this is why we'd be having.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Because because it is like the most riveting piece of Telligsion.
Like I like I got teared up when I saw
when the shipping vessel that went down because I was like,
I don't know these white people, this is crazy, but
I've never seen like you know, this happened before. It's
like this loss of life and at this magnitude and
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it's like you have to see where like the coastguard
had to give up looking for them because they would
read out of gas and they would have died too.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Why is everything happening in this region because this is
where that wooly mammoth stuff happened too. That's where they
found it the.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Siberian because because.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Because white people will mind their business.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Exactly, and don't nobody go up there. Who's going going
up there to bother them? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Me AnyWho, I'm looking at maps. But that's back to
back to Arkansas, California. One of the other things that
happened while I was there was and this is something
that's to be newsworthy, but like my mother, I had
(23:31):
no you know, fake woke whatever. But I was like,
I don't have anything to buy for Black Friday, Like
what do we consumerism blah blah blah blah blah. You know,
we were sold to have price on Fridays and put
into those beats, so why would we support that. My
mother was like, you know, I don't get out the
house man, so let me just go whatever. Was like, okay,
so we're going to go to the mall. We didn't
go on Friday. We went on Saturday, and normally Saturday deals.
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You know, it's all weekend. You know, I'm like, I'm
mentally preparing myself to go to the mall in Suburbia
during Black Friday weekend. Jaye, when I tell you that
mall was so empty, I'm gonna tell you how empty
it was without waiting. We got a parking spot right
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in front, like handicaps doll us.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
People is tired and poor.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
It was. It was dark. It was almost scary even
and I know that Niggas is poor, and you know
we shouldn't support capitalism, but all that whoopedi woo and
all and all that balleyhoo, right, but it was just
as as a regular American, it's something that we have seen,
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for better or for worse, decade after decade is completely gone.
Like it was. It was quite shocking. And I was like, oh,
the economy is dead.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yeah, we used to be a proper vapid country. You
know what I'm saying. Peace in the Middle East, and
that's about the extent of it.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
And then you know, we became aware and billionaires.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Got richer and.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
It just and from there it just went true.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Yeah, I was like, that's not sprut.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
So now people can even go by their pedal pushes
at the mall. No, that's a fossil can get it.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah, but they can get it with like carcinogenic threads
and fibers from shean.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
After you play that online game of Will of Fortune
or whatever that is that pops up every time you
get on one of those motherfucking sides, I.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Tell you, I fucking hate it. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
There's been three times I've seen and I was like, oh,
I can use that whatever that gadget thing is. And
I got on and it was through TMU, and it
always had some motherfucking prices right ass game before and
I was like, no, click it out. I don't want
even want I don't want to want it shot coming
up in my ship.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
It's how it's how they get you. It's how they
get you because niggas love game, and niggas love niggas
love chair.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
I'm proud to say I have not bought a single
thing from TIMU today, and that's just a personal you
may be you know.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I'm proud, good for you, Jay, but I'm really happy.
I'm really happy.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I'm proud of you. I felt the same thing about
Fashion Nova. I bought something from Sheen and I bought
something from Timu. And I'm not proud, but you know,
we live long and we make mistake absolutely, but fashion
nova as a personal constitution, it's just I just can't
have that.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I mean, I bought something from O. G. T. MoU
as seen on TV. You know what I'm saying. I
bought a sham wow. But I oh, you.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Know, that's just that's just that's just direct to consumer
instead of you know, ordering on on the on Stevie
the TV.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
You know, I'm going to tell you who is from
voding the fuck out of Timu? Is this this kid
online who does these videos of all of the gadgets
that his mother doesn't need and has and he does
it to Dirty Diana's instrumental and the caption is like,
(27:19):
you know, I don't have no money, and also and
then it'll be like a rice dispenser or some some.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Gadget to hold the toilet paper or whatever.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
And I meant, I meant two things I meant to
do on hear this episode when I don't remember one
of the programs that we talked about this, I don't
know if it was here on the main stage or
something on the Patreon. But I found the naked Doritos.
How yeah, But I gotta be honest, I don't miss
(27:57):
the nacho cheese on my fingers. Chris and I opened
them today and essentially they look and feel like the
cool ranch chip I got the nacho cheese. They're called
simply naked, so nkd oh I see and it's like, yes,
it's nacho. I think it's psychological because it tastes like
(28:19):
a nacho cheese, reckless thing, but there's just no orange
dust on it.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
It's probably like Noah had a sleepover. And you know,
I think I told you. I got to the point
where I'm like, oh, what's the same shit, It's just
like a little bit better for you. So I bought
the Wegman's Cheesy tortilla chips, which were like Wegmans territums,
and they came and I was like, these ain't no different,
(28:47):
they just don't.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Have to cancer.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
So I got them, and so, you know, the girls
were in the living room. I set up their snacks
and shit, and I was making burgers for them, and
here come these little bitches.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Talking about what kind of chips are these?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
And I was like Dorito's and They were like no, no, no,
and I was like, yes they are. They are Dorito's.
They're just the Wegman's version. These are not dorados, these
are the health I was like, so next time you
want me to feedure of cancer? And they're like yeah,
(29:26):
like that.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
That's like that video where that girl was like she
woke her sister sleep because she was like, are we poor?
She was like are you talking about? She was like,
why did you get frood toasted? Why can't we get
three pebbles? Like what the fuck is that about?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Because it ain't different.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I bought the Wegman's version of Captain Crunch.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Barry and Sister Dead the fue and she was like,
I'm sorry, are we poor? Like do you need me
to give you five dollars?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
That was me calling my father. I called my dad,
who that was so bad with Dad called him.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
I said, like what did I do to end up
coming from two poor lineages?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Like what is that? He was like, I'm sorry, Jane,
I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
We are poor.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
I was like two on both sides though, Like I
couldn't be born into nobody at all.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
This is crazy. Okay, So this simply is different from
the nicked.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Oh well I got the white it's white and red
lettering on the thing.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Yeah, you got the nacho cheese mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Which is odd because when you eat it it looks
like cool ranch.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Is it British?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
We stripped the dyes in artificial flavors. They're like, I guess.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
It's their version because that's what they have because they
don't have artificial whatever the hell's over there? Okay, they
have other shit that will kill humans. Okay, like shit
we don't have here.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Did you try the Cheetos?
Speaker 3 (30:56):
No, they didn't have that available. And this was an
impulse purchase at Walmart yesterday.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
So they have a nicked flaming hot.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Well, I'll buy it, like if I if I see
it at the store. But I'll purchase just because I'm curious.
But I am.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah, I don't trust it. It's like when the police
were setting up the mobile video game things for kids
to come play.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
M hmm.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I don't trust I don't. I don't know. I just
don't trust it.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
No, as you should not, as you shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
What else was going to tell you, So, uh, this
is a this is fun. You know, you have to
relearn your your parents sometimes, and like I often find
and I make jokes about my mother finding the bright
(31:55):
side to roll kill. Yeah, but like this year, this
trip definitely firmly affirmed at that. So my mother was like,
you know, hey, I talked to my uncle. Let's call him. Oh,
call him. He's uncle Ed, Uncle Ed. She was like, okay,
(32:21):
and my uncle Ed is my grandfather's brother. Okay, And
so she was talking to him minute. He also lives
in Arkansas, California, and he was talking about how they
really need to get together and blah blah blah. I
don't live far from one another. And he and you know,
she was catching me up and she was like, yeah,
(32:41):
we're supposed to go out. You know, he's still driving
and stuff. And I was like, wait a minute, how
old is Uncle Edgar? Because I he was old when
I was, you know, a young ward hog. And so
this I guess this could be like XD's corner and
(33:04):
and I'm not a driver. I don't drive here. I
I thought I was going to be a permanent New Yorker,
so I never bothered to do anything about it. But AnyWho,
when you were ninety five, when you were ninety five
(33:28):
and on the road. M hm.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Hm, Yeah, there's a certain point.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yeah, you gotta like you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta catch your losses and like, you know, and
I get it, you know, independence, you know, we actually
want to we want to make sure we keep our
our elders brains working and thriving.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
And yeah, no, but also that when Nana was Nana
passed at ninety two, come.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Like eighty one. I told you my girl was. My
girl was smacking cars front and back parallel parking. And
then my cousin Jocelyn would catch her from the window
and tell everybody, and Nana would lie and say that
Joscely was lying. You're not telling the truth, bad girl.
(34:25):
And so meanwhile watching her from the windows, I say
all that.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
To say, even now, my patience is tested every morning,
and I have to Carl Winslow myself every fucking morning,
two three.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Am I about to go? Or the killing spree.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
So every because it's either an asshole idiot.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Nothing's worse than an asshole idiot. It's references.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Oh, or I passed him, and I'd be like and
I deflate immediately because I'd be like Audi old, but
it's too many Ado, you know what I'm saying, Like
I don't know, get your nanas from behind the will.
Speaker 7 (35:18):
Missouri and Illinois rank among the top states when it
comes to fatal crashes involving elderly drivers. That's according to
a new study released today. And five on your sides
aren't holiday it says, He joins us now with why
some say it should be tougher for senior citizens to
keep their driver's life.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
For their safety and hours.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Right, because then, because then the woman who passed away,
who's trying to fight for the Tulsa reparation thing ov
in Oklahoma, and she passed away at one hundred and eleven.
And my mother so she got she read the news
while we were at the dinner table I Texas road House,
and she was like, oh no. It was very much
(36:00):
like like when when uh what's her name on the
Real Housewives? Uh not poor when Kenya's dog Velvet died
and so she was like he was like my mother
was like had a whole reaction like oh no, And
I was like she was she was one hundred and eleven,
(36:23):
Like she.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Made it to like the most magical age, Like.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Yeah, I was like, girl, like you could have you devastated.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Like I broke off the Three Souls New Life.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Yeah, like you have Yeah. I was like ma, and
she was like, well, you know, she was fighting, and
I was like, uh huh, but yeah she was. It
was just like but my mother is such a sweet lady.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
She is.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
It was just I was kind of like, oh.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
No, you need full of sugar.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
You need it you because yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
I know. Because the further let down the conversation of like, well,
where the fuck did like, how did I turn out
to be this way? See, homosexuality is poisonous?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
How did you turn out to be this way?
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Homosexuality?
Speaker 1 (37:14):
It's no, it's not all that because I know some
happy ass gay shout out to you, Bobby, But I
don't that means.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
You find me a happy ass gay. I show you
when that is pure evil, exactly.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
No, can't.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
That's the difference.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
I told you so same I told you. Homosexuality. It's
like it's like you know, when you like, you get
a colonoscopy, you gotta drink that fluid and stuff. It's
like that like to die so that you can see
like with going up your butt.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
No, I'm not ready yet. Doctor said I was good though,
but I did get my titty smash burger. Oh good, good,
everything goodesthetic, Yeah good.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
I'm actually due for my squeeze cough cough next Monday.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Okay, very good, so very good.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
You know, you know if you oh, you didn't even
talk about your you're not your debut for prep.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Oh yeah, okay, so yes, before I'll share with you
on then I'll share you the BTS.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
So I'm I've done a pank campaign with seven other.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
New Yorkers with New York State, and we are doing
individual episodes around our not not just your sexual experiences,
just like viewpoints and and creating safe conversations around sexual
conversations specifically geared toward PREP.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Now, no, I am not.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
I am not pump faking and saying that I'm on
PREP because I'm not. But I am a part of it,
just advocating for the fact that black women are also
eligible for prep. Uh, and we all deserve prevention. And
we know that World AIDS Day just passed and the
(39:18):
government is not acknowledging World AIDS Day. The you know,
World AIDS Day has been a thing since nineteen eighty
eight and this is the first year since then that
they have not acknowledged it, and so and so I
think it's really important that we bring this awareness so
you all can visit unfiltered in why dot org and
get all of your information in my episode I believe
(39:42):
should be coming out next week, so we drop the promo.
Make sure you all go check that out. Run my
numbers up because I do have to report back. But
when my episode comes out, that's really when you all
need to show out and show you know, show up.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
So I'll let you know when that drops.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
But I'm just really happy to be a part of
you know, just just messages that need to be spread
and conversations that need to be had and facilitated. And
if they start a conversation elsewhere, then you know, I
did what I was supposed to do. So Shout out
to all of the production team. Shout out to Frank,
Shout out to CJ. CJ is also one of the photographers.
(40:19):
When I go to Cleveland, which I'm going next week
as well. Uh, to go work with my to go
work with my kids. I was at the Lower east
Side Girls Club this week. Shout out to Chef Mavis
and community kitchen as well. They've been running community kitchen
as like a pilot program out of the Lower east
(40:39):
Side Girls Club and that's and that's Mark Bittman's. That
was Mark Bitman's project ultimately. But Chef Mavis, which is
a black woman, okay, is the one is the executive
chef and has been running all of the to do's
over there. And I went into the cooking class with
the girls. So shout out to Community Kitchen Chef Mavis,
(41:00):
Lower east Side Girls Club and my homegirls Chavan. So
those are some of you know Jade in the community
this week. But again make sure you all check out
our shorts where we'll have our new segments. I know
we didn't do it last week, and we said, I
announced that we were going to start doing it after
the holidays, so we start this week. You know, there
(41:20):
will be a little hiatus during the holiday season just
while I sit down with my family and then, but
that's how you can get your information.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
So yeah, go check out all of that stuff.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Let's take a break. Yeah, we'll be back with more
j next t hit it Claude.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
After these messages will be right back.
Speaker 9 (41:47):
God will never bless anything that man has created because
it's a sin. It's not equal between all men and women.
So why would God bless the United States? And right
now we are at a moment where we the people
have to come to.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
We're black.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
We're just catching up around here.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
So I have to tell you what other community service
I've been doing.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
Okay, so.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
You know my neighborhood is being slowly quickly gentrified.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Mm hmmm. Slowly is not the word, but I.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Know that's why.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
It's like trickles, but it's quick. You see what I'm saying.
It's like a leak that you think and then all
of a sudden the ceiling busts open, so more and
more every day. So the other day, me and Noah
are walking to the car to go to school, and
a white girl and some house shoes scurries across the
street from a car to an RV. So the car
(42:57):
is parked on on or the RV is parked on
the non street cleaning side for the day, and the
car is parked on the street cleaning side, And I
guess she had to go get something out and she
has her slippers on.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
So that's how I realized, Oh, you all are living
in this RV.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
This is where you're block.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Mm hmm, yeah, close enough.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
I'm only say I'm only asking that based on my response.
But okay, so.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
You know, I'm talking to Noah, but I'm registering what's
going on. And I realized.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
I was like, Oh, these motherfuckers are living in this
RV and parked over here, which has been a problem
that we've had all of these commercial vehicles parking in
this one particular space by my house, and it's like
they're eating up all of the residential parking. But they're
doing it with fucking dollar vans and school buses and
(43:49):
and bitches from Oregon who are telling people, let me,
let me give you a tour my tiny home. And
your tiny home is in the middle of motherfucking East Flatbush,
you know what I'm saying. So I realized what's happening,
and this bitch has on slippers, and I'm irritated.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Then I had an extra layer of judgment because I was.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Like, well, bitch, if this, if these wheels is your house,
that means you wore your inside slippers outside, so you're disgusting. Anyway,
I've been calling three one one on them every day
until I get that motherfucking RV moved. I am going
to complain to death, and I realized I have entered
(44:35):
my HOA era and I'm happy to be here. I'm
happy to be here. I see, I see why those
bitches are me. It's kind of fun.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
It's kind of fun, you know that stuff. Funny. Chris
Roders is obsessed with h of stories and how evil
the motherfuckers are to this story h A nightmares. It's
one of the most frequent calls we get into our
investigated tipline.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
That's right now, there are new bipartisan efforts by state
lawmakers to look at how to reign and homeowners associations
that really go too far.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Now, I will give you you did not hear the
following from Exevier do Low or anything like that. But
if you are looking for a systems and I know
this may sound futile when I tell you to do so,
(45:41):
but it is hyper effective, you gotta call your congressman.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
Because when I worked for when I worked for that nonprofit,
both of them, a lot of times they you know,
constituents would go complain to their board or whatever, and
all of a sudden, I get an executive director email
(46:11):
or executive director tapping on my shoulder be like, hey, XD,
can we chat? I see because somebody so and so
can you fit them in your you know, I'm like, oh, okay,
I see what this is about. This is some some
political shit, you know what I mean. So if if
(46:38):
you're in New York.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
You're getting a lot of text messages.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
From your local government official, a lot of those are spam. Yeah,
but I but to say all that to say, if
you live in New York, that was my experience, and
nine times out of ten it worked. If you live
in if you live in Los Angeles, you can do
(47:05):
the same. Because we have a very we have that issue,
but like tenfold and part of it is because of
housing costs and just homelessness in general. But yeah, you
can do that. But also because of YouTube, I watched
a lot of shit or whatever. You know, van life
(47:27):
is such a big thing now. Yeah, And I used
to watch this guy called Brian. His name is Ryan Toomey,
I think, and he would like his thing was, yes,
van life, but his thing was just driving across Like
his major thing was driving from the tip of Key
West and going up to like the highest point of
Alaska where you can drive. So yeah, he does all
(47:49):
those things. But like I remember he was in New
York City and he parked his van somewhere in Williamsburg
and it was a long live where of like you
can tell he's not the only one doing this. And
so when he got out and was like doing stuff,
he met another guy who moved from Pakistan or India
(48:11):
or either one of those two, and he like worked
three jobs so that he can and to pay for
his schooling for his kids or whatever, who are doctors now.
But it was also interesting because he was just doing
all this and just living amongst the people, but on
the street. So it was just like I I'm torn,
(48:34):
right because it's like I there's it isn't it shouldn't
be this way, right. I also don't believe in aiding.
That's that's about to come out bad. We should prioritize,
(49:01):
we should prioritize those who are natives of the community.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
This is what I'm saying, Like, like, I don't have
no problem with alternative living, but take your ass to
the fucking Upper west Side, take your ass over to Williamsburg,
take your take like go somewhere else, but don't come
over here where you all are already gentrifying the actual homes.
You are already causing displacement and prices to go up
in the actual homes.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
And shall be on York Avenue.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
You know, some bitch named writer was coming into the
building this morning and her little yip yip started barking
at me and noah, and she you could tell she
was embarrassed. She's like, ah ah, no, no, And I said,
I was like, I was like, not the dog being racist.
Y'all ain't even supposed to be here, and I want
to make sure they they are racist. The dogs are
(49:48):
products that I'm gonna tell you. Dogs are products of
their environment. I went, you know how the cars are
different in like.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
I don't believe why people should have.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
You know how the cars are different, Like they got snouts,
like our cars have noses, theirs have snouts.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Their dogs are different.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
The dogs are like the seasoning of food. They got
no life. You don't have to put them on on
any leashes. They got different kinds of dogs. I ain't
never seen before. It was fascinating, but.
Speaker 3 (50:30):
It all look like all the dogs in the UK
look like they would be in the sort of the Stone.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Yeah, yes, but.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
Yeah I want them to, which you all can find
on Patreon XTD. And I absolutely watched The Sword in
the Stone. But I have been doing my community due
diligence and calling on these white people every day that
I can, because go park somewhere else. Go parking Bensonhurst, bitch,
Go park in sheeps m h go park.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
In Long Beach. Don't you want to live by the water? Irritated?
Speaker 3 (51:13):
My last thing is, like, you know, normally you can
pinpoint where retrograde is, but because life has been so
I didn't even know, like I even know we went, retrograde,
happened and passed, We out of it by the time
we recorded this. So I think today we finally got
(51:34):
the shadow period. And I had no fucking clue.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
You didn't feel it.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
It was everybody, everybody, every everything the fuck is off
in the last six weeks, you know, niggas was you know,
I can't you know what, due to so much that happens.
(51:57):
I can't recall one thing that happen. Yeah, you know
what I mean. It's between between the government, between the economy,
between niggas just in general losing their goddamn minds.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Yeah, no, you're not wrong.
Speaker 3 (52:18):
I can't. It's and then on top of that, Sora,
you know I can't eliminated.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
Well, if I may give you some sort of.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
I don't know, like you know, if I could help
get the cold out your chest a little bit. In numerology,
six is a one year, so it's a new year.
It's a new but it's like like it's a one
of like an era. So this is supposed to be
(52:55):
a closing. This is supposed to be a close out
of a very particular error. And that might be part
of why twenty twenty five felt so sludgy and so
heavy collectively, right, because like, even though we all been
in our own shit, every time you talk to somebody,
it's like, girl, like this, I get my ass kick
(53:16):
this year. And so next year is supposed to be
a one year, which is new beginnings, new fresh start,
all of those things. So I'm praying that that shit
is for real, because you know, this is this is this.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
Has been mucky. This has been real mucky.
Speaker 3 (53:37):
So either shit is going to turn around or we're
all going to vaporize due to nuclear warfare.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Now listen here in the in the words of Internet,
you all go check out around the way girls. God
is tricky, okay, So new beginnings can absolutely be something
that we deem as beautiful.
Speaker 2 (54:01):
It could also be something that we need and are
not prepared for.
Speaker 8 (54:05):
I don't know, but I'm praying whatever it is, put
the lamb of blood or the door nigga.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
I don't know, but I am pray.
Speaker 3 (54:15):
I don't love. If you see a nigga building a
big ass boat, hitch on.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
Hitch on be one of the two animals.
Speaker 3 (54:24):
I'll be one of the two homicides.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
I don't what will I be?
Speaker 3 (54:31):
Regas, Yeah, bring me away.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
You need real niggas in the New World.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
So yeah, yeah, just to keep ship level, We're.
Speaker 2 (54:42):
Gonna see your girl.
Speaker 1 (54:45):
Noah had everybody watching the motherfucking Vampire Diaries of Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (54:54):
That was so fun what.
Speaker 2 (54:57):
Noah is.
Speaker 3 (54:59):
And that's so interesting because we were Chris and I
were talking about how MTV insults us now, whil just
play ridiculousness because they're trying to take the network. But
I was like, what's the last time he was like
Vampire Diaries, like all of them. I was like, oh, yeah,
but it's been so long.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
Well I never watched it, but I don't know Noah
is Bianco lass In, Like I don't know who she
is ringcer. I don't know who because the other day
I'm in I'm in my room and I hear and
she's listening to music in the shower. But I was
like her latest obsession. She screamed at the top of
her lungs in the shower thong song.
Speaker 5 (55:38):
Why do you need to sing like this when singing
about a thong? The whole end section, the whole end
section of this song is so unnecessary. You have a
key change, there's a there's a praise break at some
point in this with his voice, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (55:53):
That is her latest honey that when I tell you,
she is like you.
Speaker 3 (55:58):
Seen have you heard the gospel of the new gospel
version with.
Speaker 2 (56:06):
Yeah, like the nineteen fifties Motown choir cover.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
I think that's what it is. Yeah, AI, of course
it is. But it's on it's on.
Speaker 2 (56:20):
This.
Speaker 3 (56:21):
I have to you have to get to the chorus
because I've only heard it through sections that it's like
a thing now. But Thong song, that's.
Speaker 1 (56:31):
Her latest subsets. So in the so she's listening to
the Thong song in the shower. She's listening to Montel
Jordan and she's listening to Aliyah, so I'm like, okay,
Then she wants to She's asking me in TRST in
a bunch of different questions she wants. She's learning how
to Harlem shake, you know what I'm saying. Then this
(56:54):
nigga has everybody watching Vampire Diaries ethics giving and.
Speaker 2 (56:59):
I I was, I was, I said, who am.
Speaker 1 (57:02):
I I'm raising Gabrielle Union, Like who is who is
this kid?
Speaker 2 (57:07):
And when was she born?
Speaker 1 (57:08):
And I realized they're all obsessed with the millennial ages
because we are so much fun. So she has everybody
watching Vampire Diaries. I'm doing stuff in the kitchen, but
I come out and these adults are all sitting there
asking her questions and into the Vampire Diaries. Then I
guess there was like a sex scene that came up,
(57:30):
and she had a classic kid moment, which cracked me
up because she tried to talk loud.
Speaker 2 (57:37):
And pretend like nothing was going on.
Speaker 1 (57:40):
To make She was like, if I don't if I
pretend nobody sees this, they won't see it. And everybody's like, hey,
they're getting heavy on there. You got no that's that's
a sex syne.
Speaker 2 (57:54):
That's a STV sexye.
Speaker 3 (57:56):
That's so fun.
Speaker 2 (57:59):
But yes, I'm raising millennium.
Speaker 3 (58:03):
Of uh yeah again, that's probably the same thing.
Speaker 2 (58:17):
This is that news couples. Yeah, not with this robe.
Speaker 3 (58:23):
Boy with his wife the Dominican.
Speaker 2 (58:28):
Yes, mm hmmm yeah, why would.
Speaker 1 (58:33):
He do that in that robe? You're very churchy, yes,
but they're very black. It's it's refreshing.
Speaker 3 (58:42):
She's very Dominica because she's very Dominican, she's very dominicated.
Like this is my grand baby. Y'all are in your
foolishness and leave my grand baby.
Speaker 1 (58:54):
I actually really enjoy them as a family unit. What
else happened over the.
Speaker 3 (58:59):
How was your Thanksgiving? What did you make? What was
your thing?
Speaker 1 (59:02):
Which I made the same things. I made, probably hands
down the most flavorful and juicy turkey I've made ever ever.
Speaker 2 (59:15):
Would you do.
Speaker 3 (59:17):
Dry bright?
Speaker 2 (59:18):
Same may.
Speaker 3 (59:23):
Because my mother I told you. My mother was trying
to take take charge of the proteins. And when she
told me her plan, I said, we're gonna pivot, and
I was like, yes and not to just not to
not include. I was just like, we're just gonna do
this before and then tomorrow you can add in the onions,
(59:45):
the peppers and all the things. Okay, when I tell you, Jay,
that ship was most people in my family don't like
turkey because of that reason. But I made my mother
go and buy a meat thermometer. Okay is that for?
She was like, this isn't done. And I was like,
I don't think my I don't think I used to
(01:00:06):
having like turkey to temperature. Because she was like, does
it feel dead? Of like it's one seventy here mm hmm,
And at this I think the dark had gotten like real, like, no,
it's one seventy in the breast. I think I did
the breast to like one sixty because I knew.
Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
The white meat sixty five and dark meats one eighty five.
Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
I think, yeah, I think, yeah, yeah. I just I
was one seventy and one sixty. I had to let
it rest, okay, But either way, it was the best
fucking turkey.
Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Nigga, the best fucking turkey, like the best.
Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
I drive bright too, I always compound butter and funny enough,
I was gonna inject it, and I forgot too.
Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
I just forgot, but I did baste it. Every half.
I basted it like every thirty five forty minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
I basted it and rotated it and uh yeah, and
then I just did the compound butter covered it with
with a cheese cloth and and it was fabulous. It
was so juicy, It was so delicious. Every of the
breast was juicy. It was delicious.
Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Him.
Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
You know, dressing, I'm made good ass fucking dressing. Dressing
is one of the ugliest things to record, but it is.
I make fire fucking dressing, cranberry sauce. It's really last
until the last five minutes. And even then, you know,
(01:01:36):
dressing only looks nice really when it's on the plate
with turkey and cranberry sauce. Like it's just not you know,
if somebody didn't know what dressing was, you try to
explain dressing to them and they're like, yuh, but it's
actually really good.
Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
No no British. And so because they love to convince you,
they'll be like that because you don't how good piggy
pudding is.
Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
And I'm like, yeah, yeah, everything's a pudding.
Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
This is a biscuit dog, this is a patty all right,
pop pye pop over turn over.
Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
I don't want it. Oh, never mind, I don't want
to get back to that. I don't want to talk
about their food.
Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
But yeah, I did all the usuals, mashed potatoes, yams,
mac and cheese, Brussels sprouts.
Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
You know Bobby is a witch because he just texts
me right now. Yeah, niggy, they're making a family Stelee Sequel.
Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Tell him, tell him. We was just talking about him,
and he's a witch. Bobby is a witch. Here's a warlot.
Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Talking about you.
Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Do you have tech tech pinky?
Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
You looked at it? Mhm, that's crazy. Yeah, are we changing?
Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
Yeah? I was. I meant to talk to you about this.
On one of these programs. I was watching this I
think it was PBS Terra, which is a great YouTube channel.
PBS has like a great thing. But anyway, and they
were talking about like evolutionary stuff and about how our
hands are changing based on how our how because of
(01:03:31):
tech yep. And they were also talking about how almost
like our hands are degenerating, degenerating because we don't write
things yep.
Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Yeah, yeah, we have to we have to write. You
have to write intentionally because my muscle. I was like,
my muscle should not be this fucking week. Yeah, we
used to write every day.
Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Like we have limp dick muscles in our hands. Now
that's insane.
Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Mm hmmmm. I was talking to somebody I was talking
on the internet about, like, what are your hobbies, because
you know, like I'm forty and I need a hobby
and and people are like, I want to learn calligraphy.
And part of the reason why they were talking about
was the the ability to reconnect your hands to paper,
(01:04:25):
reconnect to words and things like that. I was like,
that's such a that's such an interesting point. But yes,
I do have tech hands and I hate it, and
I have technic but I have also been doing my
damn list because I'm about to go get back in
the gym because I fell off. Yeah. But what I
(01:04:49):
told Bobby, I said, we're just talking about you, and
I was like, we were saying you were witch. No,
but seriously, I have been practicing my crust having for
knowing when someone thinks I told you.
Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
I'm a texta right now? Which dream?
Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
But any who, y'all, it's been great catching up with you.
Was just talking for a new episode all all season long,
all month long, some Gumbo episodes, but new new things
and things and and all that stuff, but you know
we'll see you all next time.
Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Bye. Yes, we're moving on.
When I'm looking at you, I keep thinking, why can't
she be like you? So I'm scheming. I can't go
on like this believing that her love is true. Oh,
standing on the dance floor while she tricking you are
(00:26):
all out one, girl, she's a chicken. We might be together,
but love is missing.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Girl.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I want you?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
So what can we do?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Oh girl? Fit's all right, Let's go some wearing, get
it hot tonight, Let's get it home. I've got her, girl.
But you look good tonight, look so good. It's one
on one tonight. And nae whoa haw wo ha wha
(01:05):
oh ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Whoa ha ha.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Whoa whoa oh oh that was good. Hey everyone and everybody,
(01:50):
welcome back to the black Show, blackest show about nothing.
It's jade n X dyes hot, ninety seven horns all over.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
We should reach like the radio. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
The Republican niggas. Mm hmmm, I don't know. Well, let
me not say. Okay, I could adopt their focus and
we do.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Match each other on levels of hate.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Just yeah, I appreciate the level of stick to it.
You know, you got to respect. Oh god, I don't
even know what I was about to say to you
that just threw me off.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Well, we are we are here, you know, grateful to
be on this side of glory. You know what I mean?
With all the things going on and and bally who.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, don't forget to check out our bally who clips
that are that are directly speaking on on what is
going on, who's its and going ones?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It's of the evils of the powers that be.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Mm hmmm hm hm. Also, just go directly to our socials.
I know that a lot of stuff gets buried in
the noise of AI slop and and all that jazz,
but you know, just go to us and share. You know,
we we we drop more fire upon them, more fire,
(03:29):
better than.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Chinese babies with fat knees, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yes, or you know, seeing Rosa Parks.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You a.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Civil rights you know I'm down with and I love WrestleMania,
but I don't need those two things, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
M hmm.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm really allow me to just all right, I'm gonna
tell you.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Something I find funny, but it's not intended to be funny.
And let me be clear, I got lots of respect,
but also the nigga and me can't help but chuckle
every time Bernice King gets all lied and be.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Like, oh my daddy, I feel I'll be cracking up.
I'm like, no, she's.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Absolutely, She's right, like, don't do that because Robin Williams
daughter how to do that too.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Don't don't, yes, don't do that, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
She's had to do that multiple times, and I'm like,
and I love when she does it to white people.
She doesn't niggas Like, She's like, don't put my face
on the car wash?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yes, a rag on a club fire?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And why is he? And also and also the child
and we will forever laugh.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
We will never get free, you know what I mean,
because it's just, you know, because of nigga art, the care,
you know, holding us back as the people, you know
what I mean. And as much as I want to
honor you know, ingenuity and you know nigga creativity, I
just think we could channel that into other things.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You know, but I'd be laughing.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Rosa Parks doesn't need to be shooting dice, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Y'all need to learn what she did first before you
recreate anything, because you all got history all wobble dooo
boo all skippity boo all over the place.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
And don't know what really happened exactly.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
You know, it's you know, and we can't always blame
white people. We can for most part, but you know,
a lot of times, faith without works is dead, So
we could we can do our due diligence and learning
about our own stuff, you know. I you know, I
have thought about purchasing a physical copy, but I don't
(06:09):
even know if they make them anymore. But a physical
copy of encyclopedia like volumes A through Z and the
appentdices because A, you know, vintage and then two yes,
(06:29):
you know, okay, And also like I know, niggas can't
go and edit shit like you can on on the Wikipedia,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
No, the question is what's going inside of your encyclopedia?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Well, you know, but that's always been a question since
the dawn of McGraw hill, you know what I mean.
So I can't. I can't. I'm at the will of
whomever the fuck can know because I don't want it.
Do you remember I remember encyclo Encyclopedia Britannica.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I literally just googled what does Britannica mean?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
If I'm the Canadian giving.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
That it's not even let me.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
See, and but yes, because I was, I need to
buy an actual physical copy of a dictionary. I also
need to buy a physical copy. I want the encyclopedias,
and I need to buy an actual almanac.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
There is something you could have which would help you
a lot. Do you know what that is?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
No, but I'm afraid you're gonna tell me.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
Yes, it's the new Encyclopedia Britannica.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
Encyclopedia Britannica.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Now you tell me.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I've got to report you tomorrow on what on the
exploration of space.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Take a look at this from the first beeps of spot.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I would name my new baby Britannica.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
Okay, oh listen because it was sound in Edinburgh, Scotland,
which is part of Great Britain, and it is.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
When white people go abroad and they like they pronounced like, oh,
it's so stupid they lived there, Like I just came
back from Humbus and I'm like, you know, yeah, they
went to it. He's a silly Google guy from there.
(08:32):
I'm also reverted back to using nursery round insults because
I think it's I think it's.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Oh, I love it what listen, I'm like, I went
back to this week.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You don't know what I've been throwing out a godly.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I say that all the time.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You little half zips, y'all will have zips. Want to
get preppy.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Let's get preppy, motherfuckers. So I love you, jimmyy Cricket's golly,
suck my dick.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You got to mix it in together.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, make it clean and dirty at the same time.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah. Absolutely, Huh. Let's pay the bill and we'll get
to the rest of the week. But tell a friend,
Tell a friend, tell a friend that we are here, uh,
each and every week uh here on the interwebs. We
are stay tuned because we're doing some restructuring for the
(09:36):
better of the show. Since we've been on here since
the dawn of time, and and we want to you know,
be you know, in and hip with you all. And
also you know, refresh research, you know, doest some stuff off.
So with that being said, subscribe to us on Patreon.
(09:57):
It's really cool over there. We're having a good time
all all months. We're celebrating the holiday. Even when you
think we're going on break, We're not on break. No, no, no, no, no,
no no, no, there is. There is content throughout the land,
so we will not leave you free this holiday season,
all brand new content from jay to next to, So
(10:18):
that should implore you and encourage you to subscribe on
Patreon as well as on YouTube. Is freer than you
and me, especially on YouTube YouTube is. We're YouTubers as well,
and so we definitely, I know we have to think
about it in that context, but yeah, we're YouTubers. Good
job jayscribe. Yeah, like common subscribe and share. Hit that
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you like and commonis share. Join the discord. I need to,
We need to the discord. Maybe we have the moderators
on at some point. But like, they started a book club, which.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I'll read it girl, you.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Know real ship. Actually they actually have I'm meant to look,
but I wanted to. I know they were joking, but
I really and I know we're not supposed to influence
them because it's their space. However, they had a let
me see if I can find it. Oh, yes, So
(11:24):
they were trying to figure out the name of the
Agents of Chaos book club name, and they had a poll.
But I'm gonna lead you. I'm going to read you
some of the titles or names that they had suggested.
Pages of Pandemonium like that. I like that. Nigleture please,
(11:48):
decolonizing the diaspora. That's that sounds like y'all the only
reading that's lyrics together off wretches with wisdom, Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I like the illumination.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I love a wretch, open minds, closed fist, that's the name.
Amount of Mind, nonprofit.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
That's my memoir. The remix.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Nextus bibliophiles and bed Limb.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I love it's between one, two and last for me because.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
There's more niggas with aptitude.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Too, t TG literature, you know, to literature. I like that,
and and chaos lit. I gotta be honest. Bibliophiles and Bedlimb.
Niggas with aptitude and open minds with closed fists.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Those are top.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Also, I will say pages of Pandemonium because.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
It gives you please is hilarious. It also gives you
all an opportunity to pop holding that. So pages of pando.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, you know, those are amazing options, all of them.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
And I'm just I'm so, I'm so.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Grateful for the community that we feel and you all
continue to carry the batons and you know, be wonderful
and awful all at the same time.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It's just it warms my heart.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, yeah, it really does. But let's take a break
and we're going to talk about Yeah, do that.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Stolen?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
No, I'm not going to steal that because stolen unless no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
No, no, no, it's oh my, you know what I'm saying.
It's homage to you niggas.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Homage. Okay, homage. It's take a break and we'll be
back with more Jada next to hit It, Claude.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
After these messages, will be right back.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yes, he is a good driver. Of course, I'm a
good driver.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
That's a sorry question.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Okay, let's go for a spin.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Anita has her reservations about driving with.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
Him closed my eyes most.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
And we're black h This past week was Thanksgiving and
we all did our family thing. I'd like to share
with you some of the things I've noticed on my travels. Okay,
if you all knew, I traveled to Arkansas, California, and
(15:09):
we drove there. If you don't know, Arkansas, California is Sacramento, California.
And I say that because you know, and I while
talking to Jay before the show, I kept saying this
term Maga Mexicans and I and I don't mean this
like lightly, like there is a whole Like, first of all,
(15:35):
on the drive to upstate California along Highway five, it's
all the all the farming stuff so Central Valley, like
all the where you find your dairy cows and pistachios,
almonds and a lot of marijuana farms.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I was like, maga and weed.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah, and along and on the ride, every mile, every
like three miles, you see a song that's pro Trump,
Antie Newsom all this stuff. And then I realized, as
you drive further up north, there are people like you
have to be this is in general, but like you
(16:15):
have to be a specific kind of douche monkey to
like have a bumper sticker in your car regardless of
what political affiliation.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Yeah, Like but as you go further, like the bumper
stickers increase exponentially, like not only you know, you see
the Trump advance. And then I wrote, and I saw
(16:48):
on a Maga Mexican's wheel cover stand for the flag,
kneel for the cross. But the crazy part is it
was a picture of the current president with a flag
and like across, so it would almost symbolize is that
(17:14):
the current president of the United States is Jesus.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
See, that's what you all will call idolatry. That is
supposed to be wrong.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
But like that, but as I increased and then like
you know, the first day we get there, you know
I have to go to Texas Roadhouse because you know
we will. You have? You said gross?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I said, rolls please?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, yeah, I can't vouch for anything else there.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
I be honest with you, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
It's don't remember.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
You should not, you should not. That's that's the the
icon legend and statement right there. But when I tell
you every we sat down and like normally, I know
it's Texas Roadhouse. I know what I'm getting into, but
it's also a lot of niggas that live up there,
so I'm like, you know whatever. We went in to
(18:13):
go sit down, and it looked like the entire cast
of like Deadliest Catch and which have I talked to
you about Deudley as Catch? No?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Wait, maybe what's Deadley's Catch.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Holds the greatest? It's the greatest show on television. Oh
my god, we have to stop right now. I have
explained to you Deli's Catch.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Oh this is out.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yes, but Jed, I have to tell you it is
the greatest show on television I watched.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Oh this is like wait, hold on, is this the
heave hole heave ho thieves and kers?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
It's like those videos.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
No, no, no, okay, So let me tell you Deadley's
Catch has been off for twenty one season for twenty
plus years since two thousand and six. Right, And it
follows several fishermen and fishing vessels, fishing vessels that set
out for to see for during crab season and clock
(19:17):
cod season, and they go out and catch wild fish
and stuff for money because that's how we all eat
and survive. So like you have the most fayous won
the Northwestern, which is the fishing vessel held by Sick Hanson,
and he is like been on the seas for like
thirty plus years and blah blah blah blah blah. Anyway,
(19:38):
they follow several different captains. Okay, thing love and hip
hop but like on the sea, but like white men,
but like they'll play they'll play tricks on each other,
like one of the one of the ships, like they
they they what did they do to the Like they
set a whole bunch of like firework on it, so
(20:00):
it made it seem like they were being bombed, like
they were just like joking with another ship that's in there,
like Cohort, right. But what makes the show amazing is
the fact that it is drama. Twenty four seven I
watched unfortunately, and unfortunately I watched a scene of a
shipping vessel go down and they cannot find any survivors,
(20:23):
and when I tell you, it was the most emotional
piece of television I've ever seen. And then this past
season there was an emergency evacuation where they had an
ammonia leak on one of the shippings, on the one
of the fishing vessels. Ammonia, yes, because they have to
(20:47):
keep all that stuff clean because of the crab and
stuff on the boats and stuff.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Six pounds, six hundred pounds of liquid ammonia.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
That's last, and throw our boat. I've stealed off all
the compartments that I could, but there's still one.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
And you know you cannot inhale ammonia otherwise explode and
you will die. So they had to hurry up and
get the coast guard and ship and then mind you,
all of this is on camera. And then one of
the homies had to come and save one of the
captains from the ship because they jumped ship. Mind you,
it had to be in a life vessel in the
(21:27):
middle of the cold Bearing Sea, which is up near
Russia on the Russia American border. And then and then
it was crying, it was emotional, it was crazy they've had.
And then there was another another episode where like one
of the favorite deckhands he died of an overdose. Yeah,
(21:52):
because they because a lot of wild caught crab, snow
crab and stuff is caught in the Bearing Sea right
out side of Alaska. Oh you're right, m hm. There
was another episode where they had to fight Russian shifts.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
No, see, this is what this is why we'd be having.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Because because it is like the most riveting piece of Telligsion.
Like I like I got teared up when I saw
when the shipping vessel that went down because I was like,
I don't know these white people, this is crazy, but
I've never seen like you know, this happened before. It's
like this loss of life and at this magnitude and
(22:34):
it's like you have to see where like the coastguard
had to give up looking for them because they would
read out of gas and they would have died too.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Why is everything happening in this region because this is
where that wooly mammoth stuff happened too. That's where they
found it the.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Siberian because because.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Because white people will mind their business.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Exactly, and don't nobody go up there. Who's going going
up there to bother them? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Me AnyWho, I'm looking at maps. But that's back to
back to Arkansas, California. One of the other things that
happened while I was there was and this is something
that's to be newsworthy, but like my mother, I had
(23:31):
no you know, fake woke whatever. But I was like,
I don't have anything to buy for Black Friday, Like
what do we consumerism blah blah blah blah blah. You know,
we were sold to have price on Fridays and put
into those beats, so why would we support that. My
mother was like, you know, I don't get out the
house man, so let me just go whatever. Was like, okay,
so we're going to go to the mall. We didn't
go on Friday. We went on Saturday, and normally Saturday deals.
(23:55):
You know, it's all weekend. You know, I'm like, I'm
mentally preparing myself to go to the mall in Suburbia
during Black Friday weekend. Jaye, when I tell you that
mall was so empty, I'm gonna tell you how empty
it was without waiting. We got a parking spot right
(24:21):
in front, like handicaps doll us.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
People is tired and poor.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
It was. It was dark. It was almost scary even
and I know that Niggas is poor, and you know
we shouldn't support capitalism, but all that whoopedi woo and
all and all that balleyhoo, right, but it was just
as as a regular American, it's something that we have seen,
(24:53):
for better or for worse, decade after decade is completely gone.
Like it was. It was quite shocking. And I was like, oh,
the economy is dead.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yeah, we used to be a proper vapid country. You
know what I'm saying. Peace in the Middle East, and
that's about the extent of it.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
And then you know, we became aware and billionaires.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Got richer and.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
It just and from there it just went true.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Yeah, I was like, that's not sprut.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
So now people can even go by their pedal pushes
at the mall. No, that's a fossil can get it.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah, but they can get it with like carcinogenic threads
and fibers from shean.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
After you play that online game of Will of Fortune
or whatever that is that pops up every time you
get on one of those motherfucking sides, I.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Tell you, I fucking hate it. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
There's been three times I've seen and I was like, oh,
I can use that whatever that gadget thing is. And
I got on and it was through TMU, and it
always had some motherfucking prices right ass game before and
I was like, no, click it out. I don't want
even want I don't want to want it shot coming
up in my ship.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
It's how it's how they get you. It's how they
get you because niggas love game, and niggas love niggas
love chair.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
I'm proud to say I have not bought a single
thing from TIMU today, and that's just a personal you
may be you know.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I'm proud, good for you, Jay, but I'm really happy.
I'm really happy.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I'm proud of you. I felt the same thing about
Fashion Nova. I bought something from Sheen and I bought
something from Timu. And I'm not proud, but you know,
we live long and we make mistake absolutely, but fashion
nova as a personal constitution, it's just I just can't
have that.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I mean, I bought something from O. G. T. MoU
as seen on TV. You know what I'm saying. I
bought a sham wow. But I oh, you.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Know, that's just that's just that's just direct to consumer
instead of you know, ordering on on the on Stevie
the TV.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
You know, I'm going to tell you who is from
voding the fuck out of Timu? Is this this kid
online who does these videos of all of the gadgets
that his mother doesn't need and has and he does
it to Dirty Diana's instrumental and the caption is like,
(27:19):
you know, I don't have no money, and also and
then it'll be like a rice dispenser or some some.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Gadget to hold the toilet paper or whatever.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
And I meant, I meant two things I meant to
do on hear this episode when I don't remember one
of the programs that we talked about this, I don't
know if it was here on the main stage or
something on the Patreon. But I found the naked Doritos.
How yeah, But I gotta be honest, I don't miss
(27:57):
the nacho cheese on my fingers. Chris and I opened
them today and essentially they look and feel like the
cool ranch chip I got the nacho cheese. They're called
simply naked, so nkd oh I see and it's like, yes,
it's nacho. I think it's psychological because it tastes like
(28:19):
a nacho cheese, reckless thing, but there's just no orange
dust on it.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
It's probably like Noah had a sleepover. And you know,
I think I told you. I got to the point
where I'm like, oh, what's the same shit, It's just
like a little bit better for you. So I bought
the Wegman's Cheesy tortilla chips, which were like Wegmans territums,
and they came and I was like, these ain't no different,
(28:47):
they just don't.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Have to cancer.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
So I got them, and so, you know, the girls
were in the living room. I set up their snacks
and shit, and I was making burgers for them, and
here come these little bitches.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Talking about what kind of chips are these?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
And I was like Dorito's and They were like no, no, no,
and I was like, yes they are. They are Dorito's.
They're just the Wegman's version. These are not dorados, these
are the health I was like, so next time you
want me to feedure of cancer? And they're like yeah,
(29:26):
like that.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
That's like that video where that girl was like she
woke her sister sleep because she was like, are we poor?
She was like are you talking about? She was like,
why did you get frood toasted? Why can't we get
three pebbles? Like what the fuck is that about?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Because it ain't different.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I bought the Wegman's version of Captain Crunch.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Barry and Sister Dead the fue and she was like,
I'm sorry, are we poor? Like do you need me
to give you five dollars?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
That was me calling my father. I called my dad,
who that was so bad with Dad called him.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
I said, like what did I do to end up
coming from two poor lineages?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Like what is that? He was like, I'm sorry, Jane,
I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
We are poor.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
I was like two on both sides though, Like I
couldn't be born into nobody at all.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
This is crazy. Okay, So this simply is different from
the nicked.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Oh well I got the white it's white and red
lettering on the thing.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Yeah, you got the nacho cheese mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Which is odd because when you eat it it looks
like cool ranch.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Is it British?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
We stripped the dyes in artificial flavors. They're like, I guess.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
It's their version because that's what they have because they
don't have artificial whatever the hell's over there? Okay, they
have other shit that will kill humans. Okay, like shit
we don't have here.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Did you try the Cheetos?
Speaker 3 (30:56):
No, they didn't have that available. And this was an
impulse purchase at Walmart yesterday.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
So they have a nicked flaming hot.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Well, I'll buy it, like if I if I see
it at the store. But I'll purchase just because I'm curious.
But I am.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah, I don't trust it. It's like when the police
were setting up the mobile video game things for kids
to come play.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
M hmm.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I don't trust I don't. I don't know. I just
don't trust it.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
No, as you should not, as you shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
What else was going to tell you, So, uh, this
is a this is fun. You know, you have to
relearn your your parents sometimes, and like I often find
and I make jokes about my mother finding the bright
(31:55):
side to roll kill. Yeah, but like this year, this
trip definitely firmly affirmed at that. So my mother was like,
you know, hey, I talked to my uncle. Let's call him. Oh,
call him. He's uncle Ed, Uncle Ed. She was like, okay,
(32:21):
and my uncle Ed is my grandfather's brother. Okay, And
so she was talking to him minute. He also lives
in Arkansas, California, and he was talking about how they
really need to get together and blah blah blah. I
don't live far from one another. And he and you know,
she was catching me up and she was like, yeah,
(32:41):
we're supposed to go out. You know, he's still driving
and stuff. And I was like, wait a minute, how
old is Uncle Edgar? Because I he was old when
I was, you know, a young ward hog. And so
this I guess this could be like XD's corner and
(33:04):
and I'm not a driver. I don't drive here. I
I thought I was going to be a permanent New Yorker,
so I never bothered to do anything about it. But AnyWho,
when you were ninety five, when you were ninety five
(33:28):
and on the road. M hm.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Hm, Yeah, there's a certain point.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yeah, you gotta like you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta catch your losses and like, you know, and
I get it, you know, independence, you know, we actually
want to we want to make sure we keep our
our elders brains working and thriving.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
And yeah, no, but also that when Nana was Nana
passed at ninety two, come.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Like eighty one. I told you my girl was. My
girl was smacking cars front and back parallel parking. And
then my cousin Jocelyn would catch her from the window
and tell everybody, and Nana would lie and say that
Joscely was lying. You're not telling the truth, bad girl.
(34:25):
And so meanwhile watching her from the windows, I say
all that.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
To say, even now, my patience is tested every morning,
and I have to Carl Winslow myself every fucking morning,
two three.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Am I about to go? Or the killing spree.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
So every because it's either an asshole idiot.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Nothing's worse than an asshole idiot. It's references.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Oh, or I passed him, and I'd be like and
I deflate immediately because I'd be like Audi old, but
it's too many Ado, you know what I'm saying, Like
I don't know, get your nanas from behind the will.
Speaker 7 (35:18):
Missouri and Illinois rank among the top states when it
comes to fatal crashes involving elderly drivers. That's according to
a new study released today. And five on your sides
aren't holiday it says, He joins us now with why
some say it should be tougher for senior citizens to
keep their driver's life.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
For their safety and hours.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Right, because then, because then the woman who passed away,
who's trying to fight for the Tulsa reparation thing ov
in Oklahoma, and she passed away at one hundred and eleven.
And my mother so she got she read the news
while we were at the dinner table I Texas road House,
and she was like, oh no. It was very much
(36:00):
like like when when uh what's her name on the
Real Housewives? Uh not poor when Kenya's dog Velvet died
and so she was like he was like my mother
was like had a whole reaction like oh no, And
I was like she was she was one hundred and eleven,
(36:23):
Like she.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Made it to like the most magical age, Like.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Yeah, I was like, girl, like you could have you devastated.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Like I broke off the Three Souls New Life.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Yeah, like you have Yeah. I was like ma, and
she was like, well, you know, she was fighting, and
I was like, uh huh, but yeah she was. It
was just like but my mother is such a sweet lady.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
She is.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
It was just I was kind of like, oh.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
No, you need full of sugar.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
You need it you because yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
I know. Because the further let down the conversation of like, well,
where the fuck did like, how did I turn out
to be this way? See, homosexuality is poisonous?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
How did you turn out to be this way?
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Homosexuality?
Speaker 1 (37:14):
It's no, it's not all that because I know some
happy ass gay shout out to you, Bobby, But I
don't that means.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
You find me a happy ass gay. I show you
when that is pure evil, exactly.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
No, can't.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
That's the difference.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
I told you so same I told you. Homosexuality. It's
like it's like you know, when you like, you get
a colonoscopy, you gotta drink that fluid and stuff. It's
like that like to die so that you can see
like with going up your butt.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
No, I'm not ready yet. Doctor said I was good though,
but I did get my titty smash burger. Oh good, good,
everything goodesthetic, Yeah good.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
I'm actually due for my squeeze cough cough next Monday.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Okay, very good, so very good.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
You know, you know if you oh, you didn't even
talk about your you're not your debut for prep.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Oh yeah, okay, so yes, before I'll share with you
on then I'll share you the BTS.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
So I'm I've done a pank campaign with seven other.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
New Yorkers with New York State, and we are doing
individual episodes around our not not just your sexual experiences,
just like viewpoints and and creating safe conversations around sexual
conversations specifically geared toward PREP.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Now, no, I am not.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
I am not pump faking and saying that I'm on
PREP because I'm not. But I am a part of it,
just advocating for the fact that black women are also
eligible for prep. Uh, and we all deserve prevention. And
we know that World AIDS Day just passed and the
(39:18):
government is not acknowledging World AIDS Day. The you know,
World AIDS Day has been a thing since nineteen eighty
eight and this is the first year since then that
they have not acknowledged it, and so and so I
think it's really important that we bring this awareness so
you all can visit unfiltered in why dot org and
get all of your information in my episode I believe
(39:42):
should be coming out next week, so we drop the promo.
Make sure you all go check that out. Run my
numbers up because I do have to report back. But
when my episode comes out, that's really when you all
need to show out and show you know, show up.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
So I'll let you know when that drops.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
But I'm just really happy to be a part of
you know, just just messages that need to be spread
and conversations that need to be had and facilitated. And
if they start a conversation elsewhere, then you know, I
did what I was supposed to do. So Shout out
to all of the production team. Shout out to Frank,
Shout out to CJ. CJ is also one of the photographers.
(40:19):
When I go to Cleveland, which I'm going next week
as well. Uh, to go work with my to go
work with my kids. I was at the Lower east
Side Girls Club this week. Shout out to Chef Mavis
and community kitchen as well. They've been running community kitchen
as like a pilot program out of the Lower east
(40:39):
Side Girls Club and that's and that's Mark Bittman's. That
was Mark Bitman's project ultimately. But Chef Mavis, which is
a black woman, okay, is the one is the executive
chef and has been running all of the to do's
over there. And I went into the cooking class with
the girls. So shout out to Community Kitchen Chef Mavis,
(41:00):
Lower east Side Girls Club and my homegirls Chavan. So
those are some of you know Jade in the community
this week. But again make sure you all check out
our shorts where we'll have our new segments. I know
we didn't do it last week, and we said, I
announced that we were going to start doing it after
the holidays, so we start this week. You know, there
(41:20):
will be a little hiatus during the holiday season just
while I sit down with my family and then, but
that's how you can get your information.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
So yeah, go check out all of that stuff.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Let's take a break. Yeah, we'll be back with more
j next t hit it Claude.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
After these messages will be right back.
Speaker 9 (41:47):
God will never bless anything that man has created because
it's a sin. It's not equal between all men and women.
So why would God bless the United States? And right
now we are at a moment where we the people
have to come to.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
We're black.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
We're just catching up around here.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
So I have to tell you what other community service
I've been doing.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
Okay, so.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
You know my neighborhood is being slowly quickly gentrified.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Mm hmmm. Slowly is not the word, but I.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Know that's why.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
It's like trickles, but it's quick. You see what I'm saying.
It's like a leak that you think and then all
of a sudden the ceiling busts open, so more and
more every day. So the other day, me and Noah
are walking to the car to go to school, and
a white girl and some house shoes scurries across the
street from a car to an RV. So the car
(42:57):
is parked on on or the RV is parked on
the non street cleaning side for the day, and the
car is parked on the street cleaning side, And I
guess she had to go get something out and she
has her slippers on.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
So that's how I realized, Oh, you all are living
in this RV.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
This is where you're block.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Mm hmm, yeah, close enough.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
I'm only say I'm only asking that based on my response.
But okay, so.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
You know, I'm talking to Noah, but I'm registering what's
going on. And I realized.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
I was like, Oh, these motherfuckers are living in this
RV and parked over here, which has been a problem
that we've had all of these commercial vehicles parking in
this one particular space by my house, and it's like
they're eating up all of the residential parking. But they're
doing it with fucking dollar vans and school buses and
(43:49):
and bitches from Oregon who are telling people, let me,
let me give you a tour my tiny home. And
your tiny home is in the middle of motherfucking East Flatbush,
you know what I'm saying. So I realized what's happening,
and this bitch has on slippers, and I'm irritated.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Then I had an extra layer of judgment because I was.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Like, well, bitch, if this, if these wheels is your house,
that means you wore your inside slippers outside, so you're disgusting. Anyway,
I've been calling three one one on them every day
until I get that motherfucking RV moved. I am going
to complain to death, and I realized I have entered
(44:35):
my HOA era and I'm happy to be here. I'm
happy to be here. I see, I see why those
bitches are me. It's kind of fun.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
It's kind of fun, you know that stuff. Funny. Chris
Roders is obsessed with h of stories and how evil
the motherfuckers are to this story h A nightmares. It's
one of the most frequent calls we get into our
investigated tipline.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
That's right now, there are new bipartisan efforts by state
lawmakers to look at how to reign and homeowners associations
that really go too far.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Now, I will give you you did not hear the
following from Exevier do Low or anything like that. But
if you are looking for a systems and I know
this may sound futile when I tell you to do so,
(45:41):
but it is hyper effective, you gotta call your congressman.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
Because when I worked for when I worked for that nonprofit,
both of them, a lot of times they you know,
constituents would go complain to their board or whatever, and
all of a sudden, I get an executive director email
(46:11):
or executive director tapping on my shoulder be like, hey, XD,
can we chat? I see because somebody so and so
can you fit them in your you know, I'm like, oh, okay,
I see what this is about. This is some some
political shit, you know what I mean. So if if
(46:38):
you're in New York.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
You're getting a lot of text messages.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
From your local government official, a lot of those are spam. Yeah,
but I but to say all that to say, if
you live in New York, that was my experience, and
nine times out of ten it worked. If you live
in if you live in Los Angeles, you can do
(47:05):
the same. Because we have a very we have that issue,
but like tenfold and part of it is because of
housing costs and just homelessness in general. But yeah, you
can do that. But also because of YouTube, I watched
a lot of shit or whatever. You know, van life
(47:27):
is such a big thing now. Yeah, And I used
to watch this guy called Brian. His name is Ryan Toomey,
I think, and he would like his thing was, yes,
van life, but his thing was just driving across Like
his major thing was driving from the tip of Key
West and going up to like the highest point of
Alaska where you can drive. So yeah, he does all
(47:49):
those things. But like I remember he was in New
York City and he parked his van somewhere in Williamsburg
and it was a long live where of like you
can tell he's not the only one doing this. And
so when he got out and was like doing stuff,
he met another guy who moved from Pakistan or India
(48:11):
or either one of those two, and he like worked
three jobs so that he can and to pay for
his schooling for his kids or whatever, who are doctors now.
But it was also interesting because he was just doing
all this and just living amongst the people, but on
the street. So it was just like I I'm torn,
(48:34):
right because it's like I there's it isn't it shouldn't
be this way, right. I also don't believe in aiding.
That's that's about to come out bad. We should prioritize,
(49:01):
we should prioritize those who are natives of the community.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
This is what I'm saying, Like, like, I don't have
no problem with alternative living, but take your ass to
the fucking Upper west Side, take your ass over to Williamsburg,
take your take like go somewhere else, but don't come
over here where you all are already gentrifying the actual homes.
You are already causing displacement and prices to go up
in the actual homes.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
And shall be on York Avenue.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
You know, some bitch named writer was coming into the
building this morning and her little yip yip started barking
at me and noah, and she you could tell she
was embarrassed. She's like, ah ah, no, no, And I said,
I was like, I was like, not the dog being racist.
Y'all ain't even supposed to be here, and I want
to make sure they they are racist. The dogs are
(49:48):
products that I'm gonna tell you. Dogs are products of
their environment. I went, you know how the cars are
different in like.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
I don't believe why people should have.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
You know how the cars are different, Like they got snouts,
like our cars have noses, theirs have snouts.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Their dogs are different.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
The dogs are like the seasoning of food. They got
no life. You don't have to put them on on
any leashes. They got different kinds of dogs. I ain't
never seen before. It was fascinating, but.
Speaker 3 (50:30):
It all look like all the dogs in the UK
look like they would be in the sort of the Stone.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Yeah, yes, but.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
Yeah I want them to, which you all can find
on Patreon XTD. And I absolutely watched The Sword in
the Stone. But I have been doing my community due
diligence and calling on these white people every day that
I can, because go park somewhere else. Go parking Bensonhurst, bitch,
Go park in sheeps m h go park.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
In Long Beach. Don't you want to live by the water? Irritated?
Speaker 3 (51:13):
My last thing is, like, you know, normally you can
pinpoint where retrograde is, but because life has been so
I didn't even know, like I even know we went, retrograde,
happened and passed, We out of it by the time
we recorded this. So I think today we finally got
(51:34):
the shadow period. And I had no fucking clue.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
You didn't feel it.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
It was everybody, everybody, every everything the fuck is off
in the last six weeks, you know, niggas was you know,
I can't you know what, due to so much that happens.
(51:57):
I can't recall one thing that happen. Yeah, you know
what I mean. It's between between the government, between the economy,
between niggas just in general losing their goddamn minds.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Yeah, no, you're not wrong.
Speaker 3 (52:18):
I can't. It's and then on top of that, Sora,
you know I can't eliminated.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
Well, if I may give you some sort of.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
I don't know, like you know, if I could help
get the cold out your chest a little bit. In numerology,
six is a one year, so it's a new year.
It's a new but it's like like it's a one
of like an era. So this is supposed to be
(52:55):
a closing. This is supposed to be a close out
of a very particular error. And that might be part
of why twenty twenty five felt so sludgy and so
heavy collectively, right, because like, even though we all been
in our own shit, every time you talk to somebody,
it's like, girl, like this, I get my ass kick
(53:16):
this year. And so next year is supposed to be
a one year, which is new beginnings, new fresh start,
all of those things. So I'm praying that that shit
is for real, because you know, this is this is this.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
Has been mucky. This has been real mucky.
Speaker 3 (53:37):
So either shit is going to turn around or we're
all going to vaporize due to nuclear warfare.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Now listen here in the in the words of Internet,
you all go check out around the way girls. God
is tricky, okay, So new beginnings can absolutely be something
that we deem as beautiful.
Speaker 2 (54:01):
It could also be something that we need and are
not prepared for.
Speaker 8 (54:05):
I don't know, but I'm praying whatever it is, put
the lamb of blood or the door nigga.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
I don't know, but I am pray.
Speaker 3 (54:15):
I don't love. If you see a nigga building a
big ass boat, hitch on.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
Hitch on be one of the two animals.
Speaker 3 (54:24):
I'll be one of the two homicides.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
I don't what will I be?
Speaker 3 (54:31):
Regas, Yeah, bring me away.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
You need real niggas in the New World.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
So yeah, yeah, just to keep ship level, We're.
Speaker 2 (54:42):
Gonna see your girl.
Speaker 1 (54:45):
Noah had everybody watching the motherfucking Vampire Diaries of Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (54:54):
That was so fun what.
Speaker 2 (54:57):
Noah is.
Speaker 3 (54:59):
And that's so interesting because we were Chris and I
were talking about how MTV insults us now, whil just
play ridiculousness because they're trying to take the network. But
I was like, what's the last time he was like
Vampire Diaries, like all of them. I was like, oh, yeah,
but it's been so long.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
Well I never watched it, but I don't know Noah
is Bianco lass In, Like I don't know who she
is ringcer. I don't know who because the other day
I'm in I'm in my room and I hear and
she's listening to music in the shower. But I was
like her latest obsession. She screamed at the top of
her lungs in the shower thong song.
Speaker 5 (55:38):
Why do you need to sing like this when singing
about a thong? The whole end section, the whole end
section of this song is so unnecessary. You have a
key change, there's a there's a praise break at some
point in this with his voice, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (55:53):
That is her latest honey that when I tell you,
she is like you.
Speaker 3 (55:58):
Seen have you heard the gospel of the new gospel
version with.
Speaker 2 (56:06):
Yeah, like the nineteen fifties Motown choir cover.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
I think that's what it is. Yeah, AI, of course
it is. But it's on it's on.
Speaker 2 (56:20):
This.
Speaker 3 (56:21):
I have to you have to get to the chorus
because I've only heard it through sections that it's like
a thing now. But Thong song, that's.
Speaker 1 (56:31):
Her latest subsets. So in the so she's listening to
the Thong song in the shower. She's listening to Montel
Jordan and she's listening to Aliyah, so I'm like, okay,
Then she wants to She's asking me in TRST in
a bunch of different questions she wants. She's learning how
to Harlem shake, you know what I'm saying. Then this
(56:54):
nigga has everybody watching Vampire Diaries ethics giving and.
Speaker 2 (56:59):
I I was, I was, I said, who am.
Speaker 1 (57:02):
I I'm raising Gabrielle Union, Like who is who is
this kid?
Speaker 2 (57:07):
And when was she born?
Speaker 1 (57:08):
And I realized they're all obsessed with the millennial ages
because we are so much fun. So she has everybody
watching Vampire Diaries. I'm doing stuff in the kitchen, but
I come out and these adults are all sitting there
asking her questions and into the Vampire Diaries. Then I
guess there was like a sex scene that came up,
(57:30):
and she had a classic kid moment, which cracked me
up because she tried to talk loud.
Speaker 2 (57:37):
And pretend like nothing was going on.
Speaker 1 (57:40):
To make She was like, if I don't if I
pretend nobody sees this, they won't see it. And everybody's like, hey,
they're getting heavy on there. You got no that's that's
a sex syne.
Speaker 2 (57:54):
That's a STV sexye.
Speaker 3 (57:56):
That's so fun.
Speaker 2 (57:59):
But yes, I'm raising millennium.
Speaker 3 (58:03):
Of uh yeah again, that's probably the same thing.
Speaker 2 (58:17):
This is that news couples. Yeah, not with this robe.
Speaker 3 (58:23):
Boy with his wife the Dominican.
Speaker 2 (58:28):
Yes, mm hmmm yeah, why would.
Speaker 1 (58:33):
He do that in that robe? You're very churchy, yes,
but they're very black. It's it's refreshing.
Speaker 3 (58:42):
She's very Dominica because she's very Dominican, she's very dominicated.
Like this is my grand baby. Y'all are in your
foolishness and leave my grand baby.
Speaker 1 (58:54):
I actually really enjoy them as a family unit. What
else happened over the.
Speaker 3 (58:59):
How was your Thanksgiving? What did you make? What was
your thing?
Speaker 1 (59:02):
Which I made the same things. I made, probably hands
down the most flavorful and juicy turkey I've made ever ever.
Speaker 2 (59:15):
Would you do.
Speaker 3 (59:17):
Dry bright?
Speaker 2 (59:18):
Same may.
Speaker 3 (59:23):
Because my mother I told you. My mother was trying
to take take charge of the proteins. And when she
told me her plan, I said, we're gonna pivot, and
I was like, yes and not to just not to
not include. I was just like, we're just gonna do
this before and then tomorrow you can add in the onions,
(59:45):
the peppers and all the things. Okay, when I tell you, Jay,
that ship was most people in my family don't like
turkey because of that reason. But I made my mother
go and buy a meat thermometer. Okay is that for?
She was like, this isn't done. And I was like,
I don't think my I don't think I used to
(01:00:06):
having like turkey to temperature. Because she was like, does
it feel dead? Of like it's one seventy here mm hmm,
And at this I think the dark had gotten like real, like, no,
it's one seventy in the breast. I think I did
the breast to like one sixty because I knew.
Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
The white meat sixty five and dark meats one eighty five.
Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
I think, yeah, I think, yeah, yeah. I just I
was one seventy and one sixty. I had to let
it rest, okay, But either way, it was the best
fucking turkey.
Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Nigga, the best fucking turkey, like the best.
Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
I drive bright too, I always compound butter and funny enough,
I was gonna inject it, and I forgot too.
Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
I just forgot, but I did baste it. Every half.
I basted it like every thirty five forty minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
I basted it and rotated it and uh yeah, and
then I just did the compound butter covered it with
with a cheese cloth and and it was fabulous. It
was so juicy, It was so delicious. Every of the
breast was juicy. It was delicious.
Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Him.
Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
You know, dressing, I'm made good ass fucking dressing. Dressing
is one of the ugliest things to record, but it is.
I make fire fucking dressing, cranberry sauce. It's really last
until the last five minutes. And even then, you know,
(01:01:36):
dressing only looks nice really when it's on the plate
with turkey and cranberry sauce. Like it's just not you know,
if somebody didn't know what dressing was, you try to
explain dressing to them and they're like, yuh, but it's
actually really good.
Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
No no British. And so because they love to convince you,
they'll be like that because you don't how good piggy
pudding is.
Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
And I'm like, yeah, yeah, everything's a pudding.
Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
This is a biscuit dog, this is a patty all right,
pop pye pop over turn over.
Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
I don't want it. Oh, never mind, I don't want
to get back to that. I don't want to talk
about their food.
Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
But yeah, I did all the usuals, mashed potatoes, yams,
mac and cheese, Brussels sprouts.
Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
You know Bobby is a witch because he just texts
me right now. Yeah, niggy, they're making a family Stelee Sequel.
Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Tell him, tell him. We was just talking about him,
and he's a witch. Bobby is a witch. Here's a warlot.
Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Talking about you.
Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Do you have tech tech pinky?
Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
You looked at it? Mhm, that's crazy. Yeah, are we changing?
Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
Yeah? I was. I meant to talk to you about this.
On one of these programs. I was watching this I
think it was PBS Terra, which is a great YouTube channel.
PBS has like a great thing. But anyway, and they
were talking about like evolutionary stuff and about how our
hands are changing based on how our how because of
(01:03:31):
tech yep. And they were also talking about how almost
like our hands are degenerating, degenerating because we don't write
things yep.
Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Yeah, yeah, we have to we have to write. You
have to write intentionally because my muscle. I was like,
my muscle should not be this fucking week. Yeah, we
used to write every day.
Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Like we have limp dick muscles in our hands. Now
that's insane.
Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Mm hmmmm. I was talking to somebody I was talking
on the internet about, like, what are your hobbies, because
you know, like I'm forty and I need a hobby
and and people are like, I want to learn calligraphy.
And part of the reason why they were talking about
was the the ability to reconnect your hands to paper,
(01:04:25):
reconnect to words and things like that. I was like,
that's such a that's such an interesting point. But yes,
I do have tech hands and I hate it, and
I have technic but I have also been doing my
damn list because I'm about to go get back in
the gym because I fell off. Yeah. But what I
(01:04:49):
told Bobby, I said, we're just talking about you, and
I was like, we were saying you were witch. No,
but seriously, I have been practicing my crust having for
knowing when someone thinks I told you.
Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
I'm a texta right now? Which dream?
Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
But any who, y'all, it's been great catching up with you.
Was just talking for a new episode all all season long,
all month long, some Gumbo episodes, but new new things
and things and and all that stuff, but you know
we'll see you all next time.
Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Bye. Yes, we're moving on.
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