Prep The Butt

You HAVE to prep the butt. 

Happy Pride!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I've been thinking something's going wrong because you got an attitude.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
You're not in the mood like I used to. Girl.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
I can feel it when I hold you in my arms,
the feeling is not the same.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Can I be the one to blame. I don't wanna
lose your love. You wanna lose it.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
I don't wanna say by bye. True love is so
hard to find, and it's right between your lips and mine.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
And mine before I let go, I'll let you go
hitting in this night fab fame.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Oh woa, whoa, whoa, ha, whoa whoa.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Everybody, Welcome back to the blackest Show about Nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
It's Jada Next. I know it's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
When I was growing up, I always thought the song
was nasty because I thought Dave Hollister was saying, our
love is in between your legs and my same.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
I'm not like and it's rappit tween your legs mine.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
No, no, no, no, nigga, you and I are just
in sync.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
That is anyway. Everybody. Welcome back to a brand new
episode of Day Next Step. Do you have news this week?
Where are we we coasting?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay, that's get into get into some what your preaching
need to teach you m hm.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
So, uh, you know, we've been talking about the ongoing famine,
imposed famine due to the idea of blocking all aid
into Gaza since March. So now it's been dire. As
I've been telling you all, there is a flotilla, a

(03:10):
boat making its way to Gaza with a few activists,
actors and berg. Yeah, Gretith, Greta Thornberg Thurnburg. However, you
the white girl who'd be doing right for.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
The longest until I saw this news and I was like,
you know what, you're like, I'll.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Put some respect for her name.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
I mean, I think Greta Thornberry is fine, but because
we appreciate the work that she does. It's not said
in nobody's being evil.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
But twelve year old or however, she is, yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Doing more than you niggas could, even more than you
could even just think about doing. So they're headed to
Gaza that prayer forully break the siege with aid. But
obviously they're being targeted. So initially when they were setting out,
the boat was bombed not too far off of the

(04:06):
coast in the Multa waters essentially. But now they're still
making their way in. There are drones being reported that
are flying above them, so forth and so on. So
you know, we are praying that they do make it
there safely because the aid is dire, it's necessary. And

(04:26):
again the aid that's coming in, the quote unquote aid
that's coming in through the government, because they tried to
say that all of the other organizations that were assisting
and bringing in aid were terrorist organizations, which is insane.
So they decided to bring their own aid in and
it has been nothing but mayhem. And they did that

(04:49):
intentionally after starving people again since March, where their children
don't have they don't have anything to give to their kids.
I can't imagine a world where I don't have. I'm
looking at Noah's starving and I have nothing to give her.
Like put that in perspective. And so they set up
like eight or nine AID spots, mutual aid spots throughout Gaza.

(05:15):
Eight or nine for three hundred thousand people per spot.
That's insane. No, you know that that is not effective.
So we're praying that this flotilla makes it. And while
the emphasis should not be put on the celebrities or
the activists that are making are doing this, we don't

(05:39):
want to forget why they're doing it. So we're grateful
that it's being done, but we don't want to forget
the why, which is that people are being starved intentionally.
We don't want to forget that. In another another activist
I follow, Jannanne Matari, who is Palestinian American activists, very

(06:00):
very informative. She brought out a really good point recently
about as we are continuing to bring awareness to these things,
just to be mindful about how we share what we're
sharing and bringing honor and dignity to people who are
being stripped of every bit of honor and dignity. So
I just thought that was a good note, a good reminder,

(06:22):
and I wanted to share that as well. Likewise, in Sudan,
they are right now battling a deadly cholera outbreak because
of contaminated water, because of the genocide in general, but
contaminated water and an constant collapsing healthcare system. So almost
two hundred people have died. It might be there by

(06:44):
now when we're when this comes out. In thousands more
have been infected, specifically in the Omderman and Khartoum area,
And so again, please continue to just pay attention to
what's happening on the ground. There are many initiatives and
many people who are in touch with people here on

(07:05):
the ground, there with resources on how we can help effectively,
and so please make sure you check out the links
in the description box if you are able to do so.
I know we're all facing all kinds of things, but
if that is in your power and in your control
and and and your will, then those are provided for

(07:25):
you and they are reputable resources. So I just wanted
to make sure that we that we shared that this week.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Awesome, well not awesome. Thank you, I know what you
for keeping us a titty on all things I do
my breasts global. Yes, Happy Pride Month. Yeah yeah, it's
gonna be a rough one.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
M M.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
It opened with homophobia with the gentleman who played John
Redcorn't on was you know, shot and killed and Daylight
by a homophobic neighbor an attempt to save his husband.
They're planning their life together and everything, and it does

(08:15):
really it really puts into perspective, like like I see
a lot of like gay influencers or people who work
in this space have been lamenting or i'll say, bitching
about the lack of funding from these corporate sponsors and
stuff like that. And it's also I gotta be honest,

(08:36):
like that's not what Pride's about. And honestly, I'm kind
of glad they're divesting. Move scram get out of our
I feel like that's why I hate about like the
capitalization of the social movements, right like June teen, Like
I don't need fucking Bank of America being a sponsor

(08:57):
for a June teen's festival, absolutely, like you know what
I mean, unless, right I partnered with NISS, Like, no,
it's racists.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
Why would you have ultimates at a Juneteenth event?

Speaker 2 (09:13):
You know what you're doing exactly.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
So we need to get real about where we are
as far as doing this work whatever that means, or
just being free and prideful right like it should be protests,
not assimilating into capitalists.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
That's how it started. Pride started as a protest. Pride
did not start as a parade. It didn't start. Now,
that doesn't mean that celebration can't happen. Celebration is liberation
as joyous.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Revolution is rebellious, Yes, it's but don't forget the origin
celebration as political. Yeah, the June teenth.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
Is because niggas were informed late that they were free
after they should have been enslaved in the first place.
Pride was people saying, hello, we deserve human rights. We
are human beings, and y'all are wilding out here, so
we're going to while out and show you that we
that we deserve and demand respect like like, and also
watch out for pink washing this month because they like

(10:07):
to do that too. And and and people who come
to you with the rhetoric, oh.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
That people will always be funny because that shit was
so true, Like, hi, gay.

Speaker 6 (10:18):
Watch your mouth now, we're giving you no no, they
are baiting you into spending money with them.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
And also like you know, I, you know, I have
a large I'm very well immersed in the community. And
while the majority of the niggas that I fuck with
are on the right side of things, you know, there's
been a few, uh skewed opinions.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
You know.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
Oh, well, they will kill us in Palestine, so I
don't need to speak up for Palestine.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Listen here.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
First of all, they'll kill you. They'll kill you here.
They just did. They continue to do so, they continue
to strip rights.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
And also just because Israel likes.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
To paint itself as this as this uh uh free
democratic uh utopia. Also, lest we forget that they use surveillance,
they use homosexual lgbt q I A plus Palestinians as

(11:17):
surveillance for the IDF. So don't forget, don't forget that
these people are just using you and when they're not
really down for your liberation, and they're not down for
liberation in general. They're not down for any cause. So
keep that in mind.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
To see what to see.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
Yeah, but this is not a political episode. We just
wanted to make sure that all of these things.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Were no celebrate but uh, you know, be mindful.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Yeah, and happy Puerto Rican Day A parade months it's actually.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
To follow, but yeah, dr parade still in June two.
I don't know I remember or Brazilian it was.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
It just had the Guyanese. They just had the Guyanese
on the first because.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
I remember, for a solid decade when I first moved
to New York, I couldn't tell if it was pride.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
But you still can't.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
And that's what I was like, are they Dominican or
Puerto Rican? Or are they homosexual? And then come to
find out that the lines are very blurred sometimes so
you know, depends on how hot the summer is.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
So you know what just came to mind.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
I'm irritated with you because what just came to my
mind was that fucking show you showed me with the
nigga who the nigga who partook in physical activity with
the other nigga in the garage with no lube, the
d L nigga, the d L shit, the.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
D L chronicles, That's what it was.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
And remember, yes, I totally forgot about that.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
And I don't know as soon as you say the
pizzolo hot, it is, that just cows like ah, because
no lube is crazy, Like, that's crazy space.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
It's not the butt. You you have to prep the
butt like.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
Mes and plause like you have to you gotta set
it up.

Speaker 7 (13:39):
This is like.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
You need to get your whole situation together.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
Make sure to seek though had no dishes in it,
you know what I'm saying, The clean dishes are put away.
You gotta make sure the counters are cleared, your cutting
board is, your knife is sharp.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
But you know what I'm saying, like.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
There's there's there is preparation that goes into these activities.

Speaker 7 (14:03):
What in the butt? I said, what what in the butt?

Speaker 2 (14:07):
I said, what?

Speaker 7 (14:07):
What in the butt?

Speaker 2 (14:09):
I said, what what in the butt? You want to
do it in my butt? In my butt? You want
to do it in my butt? In my butt? You
want to do it in my butt? In my butt?
Let's do it in the butt. Okay, you gotta prep
the butt, y'all.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
You can't hawk lose it. LOOKI spit on your fucking
hand and let it.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Let it rip, Like that's crazy, it's cruel. Gays gays
do Gays do it. Niggas, niggas not even.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Just staying in prison. Oh yeah, niggas do it just
of all.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
Yeah, because you know, some of some are not gay,
some are s.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
S A or MSM or is that what the term is? Yeah? Yeah, MS?
What's that?

Speaker 5 (14:48):
Then?

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Who have sex with men.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
But they're not gay?

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Correct? Right? Okay, yes, yeah, sociological term. It's hard to grasp.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
But like, I'm a millennial, Gods are working on me.
But I'm here to you know what I'm saying, Try
to receive and respect.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
I don't know if I sent to you this real,
But there's this white girl she was like, we gotta
be kinder to like the boomers because at some point
we will be just like them, but just not racist.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
But like, yes, when it comes to somebody like.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Gay fine, trance to the patreoon, you're about to be
a one dog.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
You're a fucking wolf, bitch, Get the fuck out of here, dog.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
So could There's only so much in this world I
could tolerate.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
There's only so much liberalism and who you don't you
don't get to be a hamster on my watch. That's not.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
At all that is that's indicat indicative, indicative of my parenting,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (15:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, Like like where did I go wrong? Because you
are guinea pay? Yeah? No, I would be so insol
like why would you even I already asked Noah.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
I was like, you don't have no, you don't have
any any theory and friends, do you? And she was
like what no? And I was like you don't think
you a cat? Do you? And she was like, girl,
get away from me.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
You know she I know she's gonna she's gonna grow
up and be.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
Like by even this morning while we were going our way,
she was because I was like, what do you think
happens to us when we die? And she was like
I don't know, and I was like, well, think about it,
like in your deepest mind.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Comele dig it, let's talk about it. And she was
like huh okay, and we started getting into conversation.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
I got to give up prompts. You know what I'm saying,
We have to chat.

Speaker 8 (16:56):
I was invited by this high school to give a
speech as a language expert about the importance of learning languages.
But instead of just telling the students why language matters,
I decided to show them. So I spent weeks secretly
mastering jen office slang and then delivered the entire speech
in their own linguistic native lines.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
You are that, yeah, Beverly gold Brick, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
That, Beverly, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
I asked her this.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
I was like, so, no crushes this year, nobody, and
she was like, oh god, no, you can tell me now.
I'm like, tell me if you have a crush. So
I know, I got to look at them in their
eyes and see what kind of person this is. You
know what I'm saying, Let's chat about it. I don't
want you to feel like it has to be a secret.
But she's never been secret. That girl used to be

(17:47):
five coverdo us talking about I have a crush, So
I don't think we're like I think she really don't
have no crushes this.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Year, which is fine and good. There's probably nobody worth
her time anyway.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
Had one before at the top of the year. I'm
probably not supposed to be doing this. She had one
at the top.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Of the year. But you know she's thinking listen.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
No, I know because you know that little nigga came
in here yesterday when me and me and Kia were recording,
and she was like, I came in her own purpose
so I could show you all this and this she
put she puts on boots on the ground and proceeds
to do the full choreography because of the live show,
and she was like, I just want you to know
I could do it, and next time I'm joining it.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
And I was like, set an example for your kids. Yes, yes,
I do have something to talk to you about. It.
It's the relation to children.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
It's fascinating actually, but I'm gonna tell you after the break,
but let's pay the bills first. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey, everybody,
it's Friday. Where if you're listening, you know where you're
at work? You know, fuck that job. Wherever you are,
if you're searching for a job, you know, fuck that search.

(19:08):
Get comfortable and listen to us. Terrible enough, I know
it is, But you know what, there's only so much
job searching you could do. You already put twenty applications
in yesterday, you know, just take a chance.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
You sounded like that maga white lady talking about well,
we're all gonna die anyway, And.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
It was like, well, yo, bitch, you're crazy. You're fucking crazy. No,
keep going with the Nope, let's pay bills. I'm not
saying to stop. I'm saying to take a poll.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's important, you.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Know, Yeah, nineteen percent of me should be a part
of their life that through this show. But you know,
tell a friend, tell a friend, telefriends, and and not
y'all keeping us a secret talking about I don't know
five people I would tell y'all about.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
God damn will fuck.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
My drag, like fuck our drag, love us out loud.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
We are not roachy. I got these.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
Friends nextly covered over there in a quiet taste.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
But you know, I mean they're not wrong in fact
that we're the cousins.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
You have to warn other people about you know, sometimes
it just be like that.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Yeah, you know, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Any who share join the Patreon. We have Uh, we're
having a time down at the Patreon.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
More so than ever. Yes, a lot of stuff ended,
but we didn't.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Found some unearthed the first season of Love After lock
Up and we are now committed to rewatching it.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
Also, just to make sure that things are put on
public platforms, I called Sharp Entertainment. I called them on
their voicemail and left a voicemail and I said who
I was, and who we were and what our purpose was.
So if you wanted them shady bitches over at Sharp Entertainment,

(21:08):
who'll be listening to this shit? And you know who
the fuck you are, answer my goddamn voicemail. I gave
you my phone number, I gave you an email.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
And we got work to do.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
Like the fact that we are revisiting our old content
from seven years ago.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Eight yeah, seven years ago.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
The fact that we are doing this, like my child's
growing boobs right now, and my child was.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
In pre k talking about Love after lock Up.

Speaker 5 (21:35):
So I need you to answer my voicemail and I
want to hold you accountable on this public platform.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yes, yes, because we're honestly keeping them keeping the lights
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Speaker 2 (21:49):
Hello, they're like, never mind all of our deils.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
What it's my ninety day fiance and it's seventeen shows, no.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Not at all program right here? Yeah, joined the Patreon.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
We're also watching Never Ever Met Oh Boy.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Seasons one and two seasons one if oh I.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Should announced this, but I'll say that in a second.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
But uploading season one currently and we're watching season two together.
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Speaker 5 (22:53):
Yeah, there you go manipulate.

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Speaker 1 (23:02):
I don't know if I announced this on the main
show last week, but I'm shutting it down not because
and I haven't posted in over a year just because I.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Something told me not to.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Like, there was laziness and content like oh like, I
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Commerce.

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You can google the story. It's legit, and so I
can't get jiggy with that. So I'm going back to
YouTube eventually. I'll let you all know what it will be.
It'll be intentional, will be a different space. But I
was just like, oh no, I can't do that. So

(23:53):
it's still up there right now because I need to
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Currently pay for it, please stop, and I'm not refund
you just just canceled today. Yes, I'm not making anymore.
I'm not making anymore.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
That's fair.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
I think that's it. Oh, I still have people. I'm
still taking on clients and things. Yes, it's your digital
stuff in life in order.

Speaker 9 (24:25):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
Yes, Also Sunday on a Monday, Los Angeles, June sixteenth,
which is a week from this Monday coming.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
That's insane. Oh yeah it is.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
There are a few tickets left. No, I'm not I'm
not doing that.

Speaker 6 (24:46):
This comes out, you will be the next friend. You'll
be here, I know. Well, this is so quick. Oh
my god, I know who you're telling. Your life show
is soon.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
She's also getting grown live at the Walk good Yard
Bro Juneteenth.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
It's gonna be a time.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
There will be custom merch that is only available for
the shows. We had such a good time in New York,
so we cannot wait to see you all in La.
But yes, also Sunday on a Monday, a few tickets left.
That is not me using selling tactics like there's a
few tickets left, so we're doing gumbo dinner for courses

(25:25):
again honoring our Diaspoorg traditions of Sunday dinner, but with
a twist. So I hope to see you all there.
There'll be a custom cocktail. We're going to be in
an intimate setting, you know. The kitchen is an open
setting as well, so it's gonna be a good time.
And I have an incredible sous chef on the Ones
and twoes. Oh chef Oni is going to be there

(25:47):
with me as well. Oni Akpa, who is a San
Diego in Houston based chef and she's incredible so we're
gonna have a time, so make sure you all come
through link in the description box.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Yeah, it's gonna be a time. I'll be there and
I'll be at the live show, So come on through,
Come on through, Let's take a break, and we'll be
back with more j next to hit It Claude.

Speaker 10 (26:19):
After these messages, will be right back.

Speaker 11 (26:27):
When you listen to his music, especially his last piano books,
they drove the songs like boogie woogie mm hmm. I
mean he was a bad man. Can you play us
a little boogie woogie?

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Well I don't and we're back. How is your week?
My week?

Speaker 5 (26:59):
Oh uh, busy, you know what I'm saying. It was busy,
like trying to prep for the dinner and the live show,
and it's the end of the year for school, and
you know, yeah, it was just busy again. Remember I
told you that I saw all those like elderly syphilis

(27:25):
ads when I was in Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
I saw another ad. It was two elderly people with
a sunset and and it looks like a beautiful picture
and it said STDs are timeless. So that's just your
realid that you know, science doesn't escape anybody that used to.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Be that used to be on the billboard in front
of my house. I love it.

Speaker 6 (27:52):
I love the diversity, yes, because old people be fucking oh.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
A lot, actually like more than you young people, apparently
from what I'm hearing. I heard a beautiful blend this week.
I love when I hear a good mix. So, first
of all, you know, I love GNX, I love Kendrick Lamar.
I know how you feel. But I love the GNX album.
I think it's a fantastic album. I am tired of

(28:24):
the thirty for thirty song or is it thirty for
thirty or or lutha well, anyway, howsomever? I heard an
incredible mix. It was Kendrick and Sissa to DJ Taz.
That's right, that's right, And I said, I don't know
who the fuck did this.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
It was in my uber, but.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
It is so good, so right, I wanted to share
that with you. My week was that? And what else

(29:07):
happened this week? I think that's it? Nigger like I
it wasn't eventful. Oh, I lie this morning, so I'm
taking nowhere to school and I've entered my Like I understand,
we live in a police state and country, so this morning,
I'm taking nowhere to school and I've hit my fuck

(29:30):
y'all black lady era. So, like, I know, we live
in a police state, police country, society, all of those things.
But when I tell you, I'm sick of these motherfuckers,
I'm sick of them. I'm sick of their greed. I'm
sick of how they're greed inconvenience is everybody else. On
top of the fact that y'all want to illegally deport people,

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you take away do process, continue to move in the
most fascist, egregious ways, you also inconvenience the day to
day people as well with your continued greed.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
And it's all tied.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
So you know, the NYPD been on a towing binge,
and I'm sick of him too, because they have more
money than anybody even should have as an entity, but
and they continue to be horrible with it. But they've
been on a towing binge lately. So they towed all
these cars on my block. And this morning I'm taking

(30:28):
note of the school and we are in like we
take our normal route and it is like traffic that
is not usual. So it was either somebody holding it
up with a double parked car. You know, it's always
a garbage truck. I see none of these things up ahead,
so I'm like, what the fuck is going on? So
I'm inching, inching, and finally I get close enough to
see what it is. Fucking NYPD is towing a bunch

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of cars by one of the mechanics, right, So they're
towing a bunch of cars off the street. Do what
you will with that, because the way that these niggas
also operate these mechanic shops is also agreedious.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
That's another thing.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
However, why the fuck are you all deciding you want
to do all this rigamarole during morning commute when you
know kids are going to school, garbage trucks are out,
people are going to work, like everything is going on.
And that's when you said, you know, eureka, we're gonna
fucking toe all the cars right now while everybody's on
their way everywhere. So we're sitting there and it's the

(31:27):
way that the tow truck is parked that's blocking and
causing all the traffic. So finally I ghost ride the
goddamn whip. Put the window all the way down. See
I hate you. Put the window all the way down
and leaned, got my black ass out of the car
and was like, y'all have to do that shit on

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morning fucking commute. So the nigga looks up and.

Speaker 12 (31:55):
I was like, I said it, nigga, it was me, like,
it's not a secret.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Was fed the fuck. So so we pull up.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
We like as we're itching up, I finally am stuck
in traffic right next to where this nigga is in
the tow truck.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
I knew it was coming.

Speaker 5 (32:13):
That's why I said, you want to have a conversation now.
So he's looking in the car giving me I and
like huffing and puffing, and it's a it's a black cop,
isn't swet of the diggers too? And he's huffing and
Noah's like, why are you looking at you?

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Like dad is sick. You can hear everything. And someone
goes down.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
I was like, cause he's a fucking window with his
stupid ass.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
And I was like, and he is like huffing and.

Speaker 5 (32:37):
Fucking puffy because he wants he wants he wants to
he wants to me bad, like for whatever purpose. And
I was like, you want to pull me over, nigger,
You're gonna keep doing these cars, fuck you, and I
drove off.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
But guess what. I guess what my screaming did moved
that goddamn toe truck got them out the way.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
It was fucking effective, is what it was. Otherwise they
would have been holding up all of eternity and nobody
else wants to honk their fucking horn. Now everybody wants
to start honking their horn.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Afterwards, protest that you are being Harriet.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
Oh my god, wait, okay, before we go, I need
to hear about your week. But you just also sparked
another thought. Do you know, oh god, this is you
know how we talked about we have to do Jade
XD educates, which is also a scary thought. But we've
got to keep history and stories going. We got to
get that humanity archive. Niggo in here. Oh that's that instance.

(33:37):
We got to get him one here. Do you know
some of these the wayward gen zs, because remember there's
a there's a whole batch of them that are like effective,
wonderful human beings. The wayward ones, though the conspiracy theorists
of the future, like the terrible Ones, are trying to
say that Harriet Tubman was not real. Google it right, now,

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Harriet Tubman is not real.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
No, I've seen it. Okay, I've seen it.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Because at first I thought it was just this this
black girl, and I was like, you know, I don't
want to I'll let Jay do it.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Oh that black bitch. Listen here a little bit. You
keep almost viewing this.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Rhetoric, and I wanted you're gonna get put down?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah, because I saw it through Bob and then I
saw it through Jamel Hill, and then I went to
go look for myself, and then I realized that it's
a community DoD of people who believe that not just
Harriet Dubman, but a slew of historical figures.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
Are made up are fictional.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
And you know, like.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
I know we talk about like anti intellectual, like people
are dumb for sport now, and like like you could
like people are purposely dumb for clout or for like
likes and things because it's celebrated, right, And I like

(35:25):
I wish like sometimes I like that was this article
I was reading about like community parenting at the Atlantic. Now,
part of me was like that is a big slippery slope. However,
there are often times where I wish I could have
swiped and swatted an iPad away from a child.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
And I understand that we are trying to be different
and so forth and so on.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
But to this point, right, like, you have people who believe.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
This, and I don't necessarily want to be in community
with them, and I definitely don't want to necessarily be
the key to them to parent my child.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Slippery My argument.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
I was like, yes, if I happen to live in
a society of my choosing and my design, then yes,
of course I think it would be great. However, there
are people in this world who choose to believe that
the earth is flat, that Harriet.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Tubban isn't real, and that five.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Yeah, five G is ruining communities and brain cells and
stuff like. And to them, I say, it's like, I
don't know if we ignore it, like, because what I
said on the internet was I.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
See why the young people have brought that word back.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
I'm not saying that word, but you know what word
I'm talking about.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
It never left. Listen, I'm gonna tell you where I
would tell you where. I'm gonna tell you where everything
went left. We have to do I told you we
have to do an episode on you know where the
Earth Went left? Right, because there's many instances that contributed
its butterfly effect, contributed to where we are now. One

(37:24):
of them is the fact that Popoerri started dying out
when mothers stopped putting potpourri in the home.

Speaker 13 (37:32):
Make your house smell like fallen accurally add a few
cups of water to a saucepan, followed by an orange
cut into half, half of an apple cut into slices,
and half of a lemon cut into slices, including the
butt of that lemon. You'll also want to add two
cinnamon sticks or ground cinnamon, and about a tea spoon.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
There were things took a bit of a turn, if
you notice on the axis. Potpourri was an essentral part
of our growing up. My mother used to put those
packs of mulberry under the beds and the couch, all
kinds of things. Like when Popoury started dying out, we
started taking a hard left. And that's just one thing.
When Gerald LeVert died that caused a till you know

(38:15):
what I'm saying. So like there are things that have
contributed to the demise that we are in.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Like like as a parent, like do you ever like
walk around and be like when like as wanting to
ask another parent, like when did you give up on
raising your kid?

Speaker 2 (38:33):
All? I know that life is hard.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Right, like life is hard and ship and I know
that you know, I don't. I don't want to throw
around rhetoric around like eugenics phrasing and ship like that,
but I do want to ask.

Speaker 11 (38:46):
Like.

Speaker 14 (38:49):
You know.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
Your brother mm hmmm, like when did you give up
with yours?

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Did you give up your because I see it's just
the fire is that.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
I'm like, I too, have taken a five minute break,
you know what I mean, Like, what's that twenty five
minute shit where it's like, let's be effective for twenty
five minutes.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Like I've done all of it. I've taken twenty five
minutes off of being a parent.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
It's nothing. But listen here, you gave all the way up.
It is evident.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Just just gave because.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
Your cruit are wild thorn berries and that's bad for
my future.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
And then my kid got to be a community with
your raggedy ass muffins.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Like I'm just.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
I'm telling you you've got to play geraldvert for your
kids and bring potpourri back into the home. And while
I don't believe in corporal punishment and beating. You know,
I think a healthy fear from time to time is important.
I seen a nigga the other day chasing some kids
down the street to make sure that they get back
to their home where they were supposed to because they
were in an area of their neighborhood they didn't have
no business being, and he had to throw empty threats

(40:00):
out the window of kidnapping if they didn't get back
to where they were going, and he chased them in
his vehicle all.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
The way back to their house.

Speaker 5 (40:08):
Now, while somebody may say that's traumatizing, that's motherfucking effective.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
That's how you community.

Speaker 5 (40:14):
Parry exactly he goes, you know what, he goes, get
your ass back over there, because he asked them where
they live, and as they were running.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
He was like you, no matter fact, I'm kidnap you
get in.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
The car, and he drove alongside of them to make
sure that they got back to their dwelling space.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
You know, Chris and I went for a walk the
other day and I saw some youngsters cutting class.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
And it took.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Every bit of me to mind my business because normally,
like what I love about New York is the fact
that nine times out of ten, niggas will mind their business.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Yeah, unless if it's.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Something that is like benefits of the children, they'd be like.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Get your ass step in to school. They'd be like, niggah,
where are you going?

Speaker 5 (41:06):
Yeah, where the fuck are you going right now? Excuse me,
excuse me. It's not lunchtime. I know you're not out
on free lunch, Like get out of here.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Yeah, and so like here you know where I attempted to.
I was like, no, because I'm not going to have
these kids call me a nigger and have me.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Out here on the news I call you a black
gay epithets. I know it would be.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
Yeah, yeah, I hear, I hear you. Well I will
you know, yeah, I will roll up and call me
what you want to get your little ass back the fuck.

Speaker 10 (41:50):
Parents whose kids have skipped school again and again could
pay the consequences.

Speaker 15 (41:55):
Prosecutors brought the parents of truants in the Little Sluna
school district before judge there this afternoon. They could face
jail time and hefty fines if they don't make sure
their children get to class.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
I'm like, go to school safe for the Actually, I
think our school I think they are. I think they're
safer for the kids. New York schools. Yeah, I don't
disagree with you. New York schools ethnic for the most part,
you know what I mean. I mean, I know we've

(42:29):
had a couple of we've had an incident here too,
but for the most part, you know, it's like it's
like drugs running rampant, and that's in a very particular community.
You know what I mean when I say that the expensive.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Ones, No, I do, I do.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
Yeah, bephor you.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Yeah, but how was your week? We should take it. Well,
let's take a break, all right, and then we'll come
back and all this year hate it Claude.

Speaker 10 (43:00):
After these messages will be right back.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
Today's important day.

Speaker 16 (43:07):
It's Juneteenth Day, now recognized in the national holiday. Some
facts about Juneteenth Fact one. Following the issuing of the
Emancipation Chalk Clamation on January first, eighteen sixty three, not
all enslaved people immediately found freedom.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
And we're back some my week.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Uh, it was cool. We celebrated Jiminica's birthday.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
I saw shout out to the baby door.

Speaker 11 (43:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
We we drove out to whites only California and we
had a Malibu that is, and it was a time
we had it.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
It was had that work, well, then how's going? Well?
They reopened the pch okay okay copy right before Memorial Day.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
It's it was wild, see because the last time I
think I showed you the.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Video where we were, we drove by.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
And it was still on the fire, the palisades were,
but we drove all the way up to about Pepperdine,
so we were deep.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
In Malibu and.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
It was wild seeing like just frames, especially like car frames,
like where has just burned to anything? And it was like, yeah,
there was a lot of like chimneys and mind you,
we didn't even go into the neighborhoods because you can't still.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
I don't think I went into any neighborhoods when I
went to Malibu. I think I only drove down that
that long strip to the beach. Yeah, with the businesses
and the houses that were off of there and.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
All of that.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Yeah, well they you know, there's still homes that burnt,
homes that burned down off side of the road, you know,
the ocean and stuff. And it was just it was
mind you're still pretty because it's like nature. You can't
it's still beautiful, you know what I mean. But even
if it's even in all its wonder, but it was

(45:15):
really sad and it's like, yes, these rich people lived
across you know whatever, but it's still like their homes
and memories.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
Anybody losing their home to like, that's fucked up. Yeah,
it is. That's it is. It is set.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
What else happened to me this week? Oh? Oh, I
don't know I'm Mormon now, not because I.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Because they were just giving away Stanley cups down at
the Dicks, so you know.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
That could have.

Speaker 9 (45:51):
I am literally so dumb. I was trying to say
how many Stanley's I had, but I really got distruck.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
If I didn't know, if I didn't know anything. Oh yeah,
that's very parental of you.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Oh yeah, what else I needed to talk to you about?
And I made a note so you remember, Oh, first
of all, we need to talk about what's really important

(46:26):
in the world.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
We should incorporated this in the news. Yes, them shutting
down job corps.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
When I tell you the way my heart sank.

Speaker 17 (46:35):
Students and local leaders are calling on the Trump administration
to reverse its decision to pause all operations at job
course centers. Rally was held this afternoon outside the Job
Course Center in downtown La Meantime, one site in the
Inland Empire says doors will close in the coming days,
leaving both staff and students without jobs, training, or housing.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
I have sent so many people to job Corps have
been successful through the program.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
It has been a great.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
So here, we're a great boon to people for those
who you know, didn't take the traditional way of life
or had a rough childhood and they trying to trying
to finally find their way. You know, there was problems
with us with every program, but it's still provided access
for folks to get some training to earn a decent living. Absolutely,

(47:31):
and so by the end of this month it'll be gone.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
And you know why sure because they want these young
niggas to join the military. So they say, oh, you're
on to us camping out outside foot locker. We're gonna
switch it up. We're gonna be extra hateful and take
away this very necessary tool and resource. It's been around
for so long. They also are eliminating the Headstart program.

(48:00):
What the fuck what a kid's supposed to do.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
For pre K? What are parent's supposed to do?

Speaker 5 (48:06):
What a parent's supposed to do for I know, school
is not childcare, but in a sense, it is what
they're supposed to do when it's time to send there.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
My niece is getting ready to start pre K, like
they're just.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Everything's moving to privat privatization, and no one can afford it.
Even rich white people are beginning to, you know, raise
their eyebrows and me.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
Like, hey, you see there's a lovers quarrel going on.
We knew that was coming.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Oh yes, yes, when I tell you nothing, nothing made
me laugh angrily more than hearing the term white genocide, Like.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
I cackled, but I was pissed.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
No, no, We've got that in the White House, Like no, no, no.
But the funniest part is with the Prime Minister of
South Africa, was like, what.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
You what is happening? What are you saying to us
right now?

Speaker 5 (49:14):
It's like the Africans and three K's are not in
danger at all.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Actually they're wreaking havoc. Like what.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Right, That's not what I wanted to talk to you about.
I wanted to talk to you about something else that
was important.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
Okay, So.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Creola, right, we all know and love them. If you
were a rosart girl, you know, it's okay, just don't
tell nobody. Yes, I'm being elitist when it comes to saying.
First of all, they don't even call it the same.
Oh shout out to us.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
So we're around when the sharpeners came to the back
of the Crayola boxes.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
That was a movement, right, So you know they discontinue
colors and things, right just because.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Of things I remember earlier.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
It started in nineteen oh three, so like they discontinued
some colors because of like lea and whatever. Did you
know they discontinued the color teal, like from crayons. It yes,
in like nineteen ninety till discuss and so a lot
of that which is in circulation. And it was so

(50:35):
funny because I just bought a tea like these teal
shorts of like, so y'all just gave up on teal.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
So to make room for new hues, we bid farewell
to Blizzard blue, Magic Mint, Mulberry, and teal blue moll
look a mulberry. Make it just coming all up and
through this episode, the four new colors that were introduced
are Inchworm, Jazzberry, jam Mingo, te and Go, and wild
blue Yonder. What the fuck do those mean? I don't

(51:05):
I wouldn't color any of those inch worm? Is that
like a nasty brown?

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Gray? What is that? I don't know what that is.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
No, I look that wiki because I look at the
history of colors because I wanted to see what, like
what got taken out or whatever. And that's when I
learned that teal like, they took off regular teal in
like the nineties.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
So these were the colors that were discontinued in the nineties.
Lemon yellow. You see how those are descriptive fucking names.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
What the fuck is jazzberry?

Speaker 7 (51:35):
Jam?

Speaker 2 (51:35):
We got a jam.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
I don't know what the fuck the jazz berry is?
That sounds worm?

Speaker 5 (51:39):
Okay, Anyway, these were all the colors that were discontinued
in the nineties. Lemon yellow, violet.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Blue, Oh they just continued, violet blue.

Speaker 5 (51:47):
Blue gray, Oh, that must be inchworm now, orange red blue, maze.
Of course you are there, y'all go trying to erase
people's history.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Yellow corn, yellow.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
Raw umber, orange yellow. They must have replaced that with that.
Mac and cheese. Remember when mac and cheese became a
color green, blue, blizzard blue, magic, mint, mulberry, till blue,
and thistle.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Oh, this is so pretty. I remember thistle because it
was like a light, like a pink yeah. Mm hmmm,
mm hmmmm.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
I'm telling you, it's so interesting thinking about this industry
and how like, well, why would they wouldn't keep all
these colors, Like there's something that ended in the fifties
that we'll never see. Oh, there's something that ended in
like in like the seventies that will never see. I
often wonder how how often did these colors stay in circulation.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
They're probably they're all repurposed into a similar color though. Okay,
so they induced They introduced fluorescent crayons in the seventies,
Ultra blue, ultra orange, ultra red, hot magenta, ultra green,
ultra pink, and.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Ultra yellow to go with ultra suede.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
And we have we have now moved on to names
like jazz berry jam and inch warm inch worm.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
And you know what color used to piss me off,
color rasmtaz.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
Is inch worm. Yes. I hated the name.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
I hated I hated the color. I hated the name.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
I hated mac and cheese, I hated uh the metallic colors.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
I didn't mind. I was a bit of it.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
I was a bit obsessed with mac and cheese only
because it was so fascinating.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
I was like, it really is the color of macka chet.
It looks like cheese.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
Yeah, inch worm is the shade of green. It's like chartruse.
That's stupid, Okay, Anyway, I wish.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
I would name They should call me the name colors.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
I have a thirteenth reason, a new one.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
Those fucking baby AI videos.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
My mother sent me the one that uh that Erica
Alexander sit with them in Living Single.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
I hate them, so I haven't. I have not. I
left my mother on read for that reason.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
I had to call it today and I know she
asked you about it, and I'm gonna have to go now.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
I will tell you this. There's you know, there's always
one exception.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
They did the Rick James skit with the AI and
I said, while this is this is terrible for the
motherfucking this is terrible, well for everything. If you're going
to if you're gonna fox your ship up, do it

(55:05):
like this.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
This is the foolishit to use it for.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
I don't give a fuck about babies on a runway.
Nigga Like, yeah, but a baby with a Rick James braidwi.

Speaker 11 (55:19):
People walking to any chick liquid the whole Saturday face.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Man, I'm Rick James bitch showing yourself.

Speaker 5 (55:31):
We got closer, started hanging out my brother, But stop
using AI for these stupid ass purposes.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
To stop it. That ship is.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
Horrible for the earth. We are dying. Y'all want to
watch babies talking likenedy leaks. That is so fucking insane
like priorities.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Mm hmmm, yeah, well, oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
It's yeah, it's Black Music Month and and that's important.
So we have a little playlist because, you know, as
a people, not even it's.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Right now, we're only focused on us. We don't know
what they do.

Speaker 5 (56:12):
But as a people, you know, we can get real
unique with our pronunciations sometimes with songs to make sure
that the rhythm does what it needs to do. And
while we very much enjoy it, we've got to talk
about these things. So we have a playlist of they're
not mispronunciations, but they're just black siations I don't know

(56:37):
in songs. So we're gonna talk about it. So should
we take a break in and come back, Yes?

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Yeah, hit it.

Speaker 10 (56:44):
Claude after these messages will be right back.

Speaker 7 (56:51):
They were separated by one hundred and thirty years, but
linked by genius composer Ludwig von Beeto and great amount
can write. Langston Hughes Hughes a musical, his story whose
verses who I don't like lyrics and they told him?
A lover of poetry that often inspired his compositions.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Era Black. You want to start, you want me to start?

Speaker 5 (57:23):
I can start, go ahead. Matter of fact, I actually
do want to hear your first one.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
You go first? Mm hmm. I have I have addressed
this before.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
We had a whole episode titled with it, but I
it bears repeating. You know, as we inch towards Christmas
in July, you know which ABC Family should bring. We
don't have ABC Family anymore, Hi digity damn. So free
Form should bring that back twenty five days of Christmas

(58:03):
in the summertime to do that, because I used to
sew all the Christmas specials in July, because I'm like,
you know what, I would like to watch a Charlie
Brown Christmas?

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Why not? Independence Day? Why not?

Speaker 1 (58:15):
But in Little Drummer Boy, Bye, Dusty's Child, Freaturing Soul Angel.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Okay, So long.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
You know, she says, you know, little drummer boy, didn't
Diddy smiled at me? The little drummer boy, he smiled
at me, he said, didn't Diddy.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Playing for him?

Speaker 7 (58:42):
He smiled?

Speaker 9 (58:44):
Drum Boss.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Did, did he? He smiled.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
Dustney's Child is getting a lot of rock this week
because Kia was talking about Destiny's Child as gospel artists
and preachers, you know, with the Destiny Fulfilled album, and
she wasn't wrong. But I wonder if this is a
sign that, you know, the girls want a reunion real bad.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
I hope so damn you know, I'm beyond the grates.
They having a crazy ass like the Supreme storyline.

Speaker 5 (59:28):
Oh you told me that was coming, so it's it's
it's happening.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Yes, oh nigga, it was crazy like the Florence who
would be Florence.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Ballard, she was still alive, came and cursed Tammertuni out
so bad she didn't even needed to cuts all daytime television.
And it turns out that there weren't three articulates. There
weren't just three dreams. There are four, so there was
a fourth member. Turns out that Tamertuni stole the group

(59:59):
and then left the originator out of it and old
girl off to herself from being depressed and stuff. So
that was yesterday and that was wouldn't recorded this Wednesday.
That was Tuesday's episode. Oh I can't even tell you
what happened, like it's crazy, like and so how Tamartuny
is reading the suicide note. Oh no, the girl left

(01:00:20):
her like from years ago, so she's been keeping this
pain and this secret. And mind you, the girl who
played Forence Ballad and Florence Ballad was like, well, does
your husband know meaning Clifton Davis.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
She was like no, and she was like, well I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Trust you, bitch you, because you did it to you
did it to old Girl and you did it to me,
and so now I should go public with what you
did and how you cause us go to keep you
suicide all this time.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
AnyWho.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
So at the end of yesterday's episode, Tambortoony stinks and
reads this letter, the suicide note that she has memorized,
because clearly she has internalized and never given herself over
this before.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
But I was like, that's so fucking crazy, And Chris
Roger was like what if that.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Was like farah know, m, I already thought about them suitcases,
and I said, but when you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Said they of them girls from girls girls time like hell?
Even even what was the what's the one that's named
after country Latoy LaTavia? There you go, because I call
her a lot via.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
Oh what happened to Cleopatra coming at you?

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
I don't know?

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
You see, we need to do coming at you, Cleopatria
coming at you?

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
What's your song? All right?

Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
So this is a common pronunciation throughout several songs to
make it work, and this particular group did it a lot.
But the song that I wanted to highlight and start
off with is Jodases. I'm still waiting because the way
that Casey says late, I just it's la. So I

(01:02:04):
wanted to add I'm still waiting to the list because
of Lateay.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
I figured we'd have some that will overlap. But I
tried my hardest and my damnedest to think of songs
where it was just funny how we pronounced it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
And even though with.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
This is Black Music Month, this one artist is one.
They are not black, but as black people, we appreciate
them and it is not just to timulate.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
It is Sir Elton John and Sir Elton John.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
You know when he gets the keys playing baby, it's
no longer it's Reggie, Reggie beyond them, okay. And so
he has a song on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
Nights, all right, yes, the whole time screaming Saturday. I
have no idea, but he is clearing the.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Keys like like James Brown, or like like or Quincy
Jones and the whiz like it is just he is

(01:03:48):
Reggie is playing the funk down. Okay, it's screaming.

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
So one of the also one of the few not
black songs so I have on the lists. And John
it is Yellow Brick Road because in the chorus the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Same album he was on a role.

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
Because Yellow Brick Road, he goes up back to the Hollandoldlands,
hunting the horn in black Towe Reggie on the keys,
though I will never not be able to look at

(01:04:36):
him and call him Reggie ever again. Oh no, black
Tow all right, it's your turn.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
SORRYO.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Soro makes me laugh when I talk about her because
she always says that she has a silvil rights lip,
which requires which makes.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Her pronounce the certain ways.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
Civil rights lip is crazy, but it's so true because
I always wondered when I was listening to the song
growing up, why she pronounced it this way. But Gladys
Knight and the Pips love overboard and she says love overboard.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Love love.

Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
Yeah, you're right, yeah yeah, first civil rights lip is
insane and doing Black Music Month.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
I feel like.

Speaker 5 (01:05:54):
Shario is one of the funniest niggas ever and one
of the smartest niggas ever ever.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
She is she is.

Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
I know, we had some ones that were going to
go on this list that were inevitable, so we should
go ahead and get those out of the way. Obviously,
this was inspired by certain sounds that we know that
we hear and they were prevalent during a period of time.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
But also these came from somewhere because.

Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
As we just we are discussing history as well. And
one young man who is very good at this. He
was a crooner and I'm trying to and I if
I remember correctly, maybe he was not the strongest singer,
but we definitely enjoyed his music, and that would be case.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
Specifically, I missing you.

Speaker 9 (01:07:03):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
Cases yeah yeao was.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
It was a sound.

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
It's a very comforting, nostalgic sound for us, especially in
our generation. So you know, I would be remiss if
I didn't put cases missing y'all, which also became a
TikTok sound y'all picked the most random ship to to like,
I how are the kids going?

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
How did make condition go viral with the kids?

Speaker 9 (01:07:41):
I love it?

Speaker 5 (01:07:42):
I love it. I h it's the right that's the
right direction. I'm just like, I just didn't expect raising
our kids. Well sometimes you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
Mine is? You know where is he from?

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
I should google? I should even though I kind of
know this information.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Where is okay? So my next song.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Is from the great and creepy Aaron Hall.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Mm hmm h m hmm. I miss you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
I'm talking to you, babe bye, I miss you, eh eu.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
He is from the Bronx. I had no clue. Aaron
holds from the Bronx. You don't know that, I.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
Thought, But you know what, because there was other people
I was going to pull on this list. But I
was like, because I was gonna put Brian McKnight, but
I can't because I especially now that his son died.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
But there was a point where his first album.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
He sang his words were crazy like his pronunciation in.

Speaker 5 (01:09:29):
His first album Let me look in and see what
was I don't even remember what.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Let me look holds on. He's one of the people
who didn't pronounce he did that nose thing or like
him jan ye Aaron, They all sounded in the same moment.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Let me see here.

Speaker 11 (01:09:54):
Not this.

Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
He has an album called Genesis?

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Are you first of all?

Speaker 5 (01:10:01):
This nigga has one album called Genesis and another one
called Exodus. Who the fuck do you think you are?
I told you niggas that Jesus don't like y'all. Okay,
let me see what was on his first album I know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
One Last Cry. No, that's the second album.

Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
No. One Last Cry is on his first album.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
The one with with the.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Perm his self titled first album. No is this one?

Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
Yeah, One Last Cry was on his first album, Last Cry.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
The Less cry Man. I saw you in standing Gloves.
The sermons no certain.

Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
Man kind of okay, you took my Aaron Hall, so
let me see. Okay, So they get to count because
the lead singer. But you know this sound is spans
genres because Hoody and the Blowfish.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
Mm hmm, some callow owner.

Speaker 10 (01:11:52):
You're so mad of me When I go out with
my friends sometime.

Speaker 16 (01:11:57):
To create it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
They don't want to. Hey, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 5 (01:12:04):
I don't know ye, So I want to put Hoodie
in the Blowfish on there as well.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Okay, there is a point in this person's career where
they just stopped singing words.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
And just started barking at people. I love when people
give up. So with that being said, Michael Jackson's.

Speaker 12 (01:12:31):
Jim, would he count though those?

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
That's more?

Speaker 5 (01:12:52):
I think that that should go on a like we
don't know what they're saying. Yeah, exactly exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
That's last funny sounding words.

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
Or funny sounds.

Speaker 5 (01:13:06):
Because as much as I love him, Stevie has a
few songs that can go on that playlist as well.
It's D'Angelo. Yeah, we gotta do that. So actually we
gotta do that soon. Speaking of Stevie, Oh wait, oh
it's your turn. I'm sorry, right, Michael Jackson did Michael Jackson,

(01:13:26):
that's right. Stevie was one of those pioneers of that
sound that we talked about because in Do I Do,
he doesn't sing, Do I Do?

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
He sings? Do I do what you do? When I do? Girl?

(01:14:02):
So everybody sated like they was from Baltimore.

Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
Everybody was from Baltimore if we call this episode, but
we can't call this episode.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
No, no, you can't no no, not enough Old Bay.

Speaker 5 (01:14:15):
Not even just that. Hey, it would be honor and reference.
But also like, I don't think about Nina Simone. The
world's won't fight.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
You can't even you can't even do it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:31):
You can't even fake the funk for Black Music Month
for Nina Simone.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Oh no, man, like, nah, I can't soning this guy,
you know how I fucking feel?

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
No, I can't no the bird hi like you need
to feel you know, freedom is mind?

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Damn it did I.

Speaker 5 (01:15:01):
I don't think you gave a real chance. The same
way used to say you hated Kendrick Labar, which that's
a crazy comparison, but the same way used to say
you hated Kendrick Labar, and then when you actually gave
him a chance, that flipped. I feel like you haven't
really listened to Nina. You never told me why. Maybe
you can't, maybe you can't hear.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
You know why I don't like her. I'm scared she
is the first India Iri.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
An attitude or.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
But you know what's wild? I found myself saying in
India Iri song the other day. So no, I can't
even ready for love. No, she has a song called
slow Down because remember that was the point I actually
liked her until I came in contact with her. Yeah,
I just can't get jiggy with you know, the voice

(01:16:00):
the Vulture is not for me, you know, I get it,
you know, but like I have other I have other
things to read, Like there's Nikki Giovanni, you know, like
there's other things that I could and I could part
that I could get through to represent the stugger, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
There is there's other.

Speaker 5 (01:16:21):
I just opt opt out of this right here.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Yeah, that's just one pathway to blackness that I just
don't necessarily, you know, go down, you know. Okay, and
I also hate I did not like her, you know what. No,
she's just not for me.

Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
No, Like, don't take I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
Gonna get canceled.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
Because I already have choice feelings about James Baldwin too, but.

Speaker 5 (01:16:52):
I well, I think those critiques are valid. I think anyway,
is it my next song?

Speaker 11 (01:17:03):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Okay, Well, speaking of that time, someone asks like, what
is the why do black people like Bond movies? And
I was like, I can tell you why Bond films.
I like Bond films because they are very campy, like, yes,

(01:17:27):
their action, but they are super like how are you
not supposed to be entertained by a woman named pussy Galore?

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
Like how are you not like you?

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
No, there's you can't take an action serious with that,
you know what I mean? Like like there's nothing. And
then there's the music.

Speaker 5 (01:17:45):
Yes, the music is always good.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Gladys Knight had a wonderful theme on it, so did
Tina James Bond. Uh. You know, they'll have their original themes,
so I forget what her theme was.

Speaker 5 (01:17:59):
Let me see Old Gladness Night.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
The only two that suck are Madonna's and Sam Smith
the outlet krister Sam Smith because it sounds like a
hidden song.

Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
I don't even know what song excuse me, license to kill?

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
Let me see here?

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Mm hmm, I forget which one? Yeah, okay, that was
ninety seven. I want to say, No, that's cool, the
bluetooth off.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
Okay, I'm gonna yeah, that sounds good. That son's good.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
But my my song for the playlist is probably the
most famous one. Okay, well no, because the more famous
one got stolen by Kanye West. But the other one
that is probably the most famous one is Goldfinger by

(01:19:10):
Shirley Bassie because the way she pronounces goldfinger, gold fingle.

Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
Gold gold No, no, not not red balloons.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
What the fuck? Gold Finger?

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
Shirley Bassie, Dame Shirley Bassian.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Gold Finger, the man.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
With the line.

Speaker 9 (01:19:53):
ASPI gold Finger.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
With the mind like the whole song.

Speaker 5 (01:20:21):
Now I'm gonna be saying that all day gold.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
Gold.

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
This is not really I just put it on here
for ships and giggles. And since you just brought up
Shirley Bassie, Kanye, you know, Kanye was was very good.
We were talking, you know, we're talking about a particular era.
He was very good for for sucking up a word
intentionally make sure he's like, no, this is gonna fit
into this motherfucking song, and you know, we just let
it rock. So all falls Down past that verse. I

(01:20:58):
figured we put that on the list as well.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
All falls Down, which is a Lauren Hill sample.

Speaker 5 (01:21:06):
And then Selena Johnson saying, which is such.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
A crazy flip because that song is about like poverty
and like African children.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
Lauren did that on the Unplugged I'll tell you that
I have one. I have several.

Speaker 5 (01:21:33):
Oh it wasn't cleared in time for the song's release.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
M h, gotcha.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
We talked about this one often. We even opened the
saw opened the show with it one year sometime. And
also Case just has a really bad habit of mispronouncing thing.
But couldn't we be he ever after? That's just so
happily ever after? By Case, I love.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
I feel like that has a name. Hold on he No,
it's no, it's hold on splitting the be he Yeah,
hold on it's called Oh no, that's not what it's

(01:22:42):
not backphrasing. We can call Claude and Chuck and see right.

Speaker 5 (01:22:47):
But then I'm not even going to be able to
explain it right because I couldn't even ask. I asked
Google in the way that I ask stuff, and usually
it gives me the answer, and this one, this is
this is chaos.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
I have to I have to clean this up. It's
a word, though, there's a word where they do it.
You know who else did it? Tevin Campbell? And tell
me what do you want me to do?

Speaker 9 (01:23:18):
You load for you?

Speaker 5 (01:23:29):
Oh yeah, my love is always here for y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
Mm hmm. That was here for y'all. M hm.

Speaker 5 (01:23:36):
You want to do uh, maybe one more. Mm hmm, Okay,
I have my final one, but you go ahead, Oh
hold on, let's do a bonus one because I feel
like this is also one of those overlapping ones and
was one of the inspirations, but we didn't discuss it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
Mm hmmm. White shoes.

Speaker 5 (01:23:59):
I own, they want to make.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
Oh yes, before you walk out of My life by Monica, right,
so we have to make sure what I make things
he is wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
Before.

Speaker 5 (01:24:18):
We also didn't do any SWV, which they were anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
My last one.

Speaker 5 (01:24:23):
Is on here. There's a couple of moments in the song,
but it's really here for the very first lyric, the
very first vocal in the song, and that's players cheers
to You, because the very first thing he says, before
they even get into the verses.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
Or anything, is wow. Wow. I should have known I

(01:25:05):
was going to put that on there.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
It's literally, for whatever reason, Cheers to You has been
coming up on like just random wave on my DJ.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
Because Play playing get enough justice for play, especially when
we were talking yesterday, we were talking about what was it?
What was the song you played for me yesterday? I
can't think of it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
I can't think it was about whom I can't think
we're playing. You were playing something yesterday and then I
played for you yesterday whatever. I don't recall either way.
Do you have I have my final song? You know,
your final song?

Speaker 7 (01:25:49):
That was it?

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
Cheers to you by playing because wow, my final song.
I'm surprised you didn't mention this. I had more, but
I kind of is kind of a Waiian song.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
However, this song came on in I was at the
store and I was like, this is so loud and agreeius,
why would they ever play this song here? But Holy
Key by DJ Khaled? Right o, yes, yes, Eddy Wright

(01:26:25):
saying the funk out of the end.

Speaker 14 (01:26:29):
It is late, holy, holy, holy, holy holy ky.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
Fuck you DJ Khaled, you coward pc ass motherfucker. Mm hmmm, yes,
oh yeah that was my last song.

Speaker 5 (01:26:58):
Yeah we should end that on a whole Nope, yes, yes,
we know. There's so many more.

Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
I know y'all are going to be like, what about
s W They were on the list too, but we've
been going for Yeah, so is Jeffrey Osborne.

Speaker 5 (01:27:13):
Oh yes, because.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Yeah, I have a queen on here. Yeah, there's a
bunch we'll get We'll do this another time.

Speaker 5 (01:27:23):
Absolutely, did you see Jeffrey Osborne down at Johnny Gills
party the way before we close out. No, cut your
ship right now go Google.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
No, no, no, I did I know, because now I
recall because that he was thinking at his party, because
randomly Anthony Anderson and Cedric the Entertainer were there as
well in the back.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
Is that random?

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
Well, no, because they're supposed to. I wonder if they
actually open up. We need to go and see when
you get here. They're supposed to open a barbecue restaurant
at the mall them at the at the Whites only.

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
Mama, I don't think I want, I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
I was just curious see if they if they had it,
and you know which mom I'm talking about, let us
know if it's open.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
Also, Can I just.

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
Just because you a celebrity, don't mean you got to
open a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
Yes, just like if you're a celebrity, don't mean you
need to have a podcast. All right, I get it
in here somehow.

Speaker 5 (01:28:30):
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Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
What I forgot to mention this at the top of
the show.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
One of my clients, who I'm sure I'll come on
the show because he's a really good show, just started
his podcast, I'm called Overruled by with Jay Bullock. It
is a black take on legal stories throughout. Also he
interweaves his tales of being in law school as a

(01:29:36):
older millennial going back and starting.

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
Very good stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
It's available here on YouTube and everywhere you get your podcast.
So it's a visual podcast which is pretty.

Speaker 5 (01:29:46):
And we'll link it in the description box so you
all can find it easy. Yeah yeah, so oh yeah,
get tickets to my dinner party Sunday on a Monday, Yeah,
June sixteenth, day after fall this day. So if you
don't know what doing for your daddy, I hate zaddy,
So I'm not even gonna entertain that baby forever homeboy

(01:30:08):
or whatever. You know what I'm saying, even yourself, like
fuck it, fuck that holiday. Make sure you come through.
It's gonna be a good time. You're gonna be full
fed and fellowship. So we will see you all next week. Boy,
I don't want to say boy boy, Yes we're moving on.