REPRISE: Milk Before Cereal

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Man.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
He says that I'm too young to that. You notice
where I'm coming from.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah, but you will see.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's just a matter of time. My love will surely
make him back.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Where liveing in a world of ghetto life.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
Everyone seems so uptiged, but nothing's wrong.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
It's all right with my man, a light.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
The way we carry on, His love will sending me home.
Me on.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Moum man. People can understand them, given him some then
he can't figure out.

Speaker 6 (01:05):
To let him know.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
This love is rude.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
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Speaker 7 (01:22):
Ha ha ha.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Ha whoa haw wo ha.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Wh whoa.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Whoa ha ha ha ha ha whoo ha whoa whoa.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Whoa ha ha ha whoa whoa whoa?

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Whoa whoa.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Whoa whoa.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Whoa whoa whoa.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Whoa ah.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
And I won't sucking me up in a background over here,
Hey nas niggas on every court.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Welcome back to another episode of Jaden x.

Speaker 8 (02:30):
D I Know.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Welcome back to the dark Side.

Speaker 7 (02:34):
Got a Beacon Hill, Welcome to the Jungle, that's where
you are.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Welcome to the jungle.

Speaker 9 (02:45):
Shut nuffy.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Remember when I used to bark at traffic on the show.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Oh you know from aout small dogs. I know exactly
who you are. I know what you sound like.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Mmmmmm prejudice. I'm a small dog, biggot, nigga, I have
a dogg.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
I have a dogget a small dogget You know what
I'm saying. Not all dogs lives matter.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Stop whatever happened to Golden Retriever. Bring back our dots
and break back our dozens, Bring back.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Oh everybody again. Welcome back to the blackest Show about Nothing.
Here in Jada xt I'm your host.

Speaker 8 (03:57):
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Speaker 2 (03:59):
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Speaker 4 (04:04):
I'm Jane A k A missus Frizzle of the Underworld.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
So like Ursula, but like for hell, oh, Worth is gatto.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
We wanna leave for work. It's gatto.

Speaker 10 (04:22):
We wanna, we wanna leave, We wanna we wanna leave.
Worth is scared, we wanna leave. Earth is scaredto we wanna.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
We wanna leave. We wanna we wanna leave.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Mm hmm. She had she had a that's a verse.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
That's let me tell you something. I hope she's I
hope she got her just due. I know she didn't.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
Because I know how to internet. Does you raggedy ass niggas?
Where's is Gioma from the Victoria's Secrets?

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Has she gotten her? Just do yet?

Speaker 5 (05:07):
What you ain't seen the video with Igioma? No is
Gioma was in the Victoria's Secret.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
She said it in the video.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
She said, I just came in here to get my
free pennies. And this white lady had a whole fucking
Alex mac melt down on the floor and she was
and she was screen You've never you did not see
this video?

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Noat you know.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
I tend to avoid white women freak out.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Oh no, I want you to see this one because
is Gyomah's levels. So you know we talked about on
getting grown. Chrissy Chula said it best. If some ignorance
shit happens to me with a white woman in public,
just be clear that y'all are not gonna see a
video of it from my phone because I'm gonna be
in jail for putting hands and feet on these holes.

(05:56):
I don't have the patience that these niggas have with
these video camera. But what I will tell you is
if I.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Did, is Yoma would be if Yoma would be my girl.
Holds on is Yoma? Okay?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Is he Yoma? Like it's like is he your mother?
But like is he Yoma?

Speaker 9 (06:16):
Here?

Speaker 11 (06:16):
She is?

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Is Yoma Ukinta? Oh oh, she's Africa but she not
she from New Jersey.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Oh wait, I want you to watch this here live
and direct on this motherfucking ship here. I can't wait
for you to see this ship. Let me find the
videos get the best. Here's a three minute one so
that I think that's gonna give you enough context.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Is Yoma Gyoma?

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Queen x d bunk bom okay, take a Lookxi there.
We'll sit here and enjoy.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Because the majority of our listeners have seen this.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
See again.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
I avoid white women freak out to Miltohnson the internet.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
They make me mad generally.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
This one here made me mad, but also like gave
me glee at the same time.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
M hmm, okay, let me watch, okay perfectly, let's see.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
You are are now you are?

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Oh wait, no, that's not the first part.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
What's happening?

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Hold not, she just tried to run.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Well, while you look at that, let me tell some
folks about some stuff we go.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
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(08:12):
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Speaker 2 (09:11):
This is released.

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(09:34):
While we were in La almost got attacked by a puma.

Speaker 11 (09:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I remember when Monique told her that that is such
a vile name.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
It means wild and rugged and unattractive. What's your real name, baby, Safari?

Speaker 4 (10:01):
You're ready?

Speaker 11 (10:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:11):
I just got to go back and see what's happening
with Hatti? What's happening with Hatti? Oh? She has a.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Show of sorts?

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Is she still the same Sitar?

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Absolutely, she's the same.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
Oh, okay, Hatiar, Oh that's her name.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yeah, you see this is a problem. Yeah, and I
guess what kind of show she has?

Speaker 4 (10:47):
M what is it a dating show?

Speaker 2 (10:53):
It's a cooking show. No, it is ironic based on her,
you know, her trying to cook that turkey in the
micro f So is she just.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
Doing bad stuff like that Lady Sandra Lee or whatever
her name is, who was putting them?

Speaker 4 (11:10):
What's the kwansa candles in that cake?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (11:15):
When she when around it like acorns kwanza candles, nigga,
I was so irritated.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
First of all, I like, I'm a sou There's all
sorts of trees in Africa, you know, across the continent.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
But I was like acorns nigga, like that's what you
get from black.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
Let me tell you something, I got a whole lot
of Nigerian friends. I ain't seen them niggas put an
acorn in narry a dish.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Do you hear me?

Speaker 11 (11:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah, yeah, I've never heard these.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Niggas that fed me fish, they fed me beef, they
fed me chicken, okra, black eyed peas, nigga. Lots of tomatoes,
hot peppers, red onions literally never in acorn. Peanuts okay,
other roasted nuts. Never in acorn.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Are you even able to eat acorns?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
I feel like they're one of those like seeds that like,
I mean, I guess if you have acorns, like eating
a like eating a buckeye.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Right right, which is one of those things from.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
From Ohio, you might as well eat a pine cone. Nigga.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yeah, like, girl, what the fuck? We have something really
big to announce finally, finally, yeah, drum roll please naked gay.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Try drum roll, sexy sexy drig You know, before I
announce that we were cleaning the house and holy key
randomly came on.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Lanky, Oh no, hurt okay, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yes, okay, but all seriousness. We have a big announcement
to the bank. So we've hinted around this a lot,
but now we can tell you all kind of what
it is. So save the date September eighteenth. It is
a Saturday links and all more information will be out

(13:35):
in the coming weeks. But Jade n XD shot a
short film. Du Yeah, we shot a short comedy film
and we will be releasing it to you all on
September eighteenth.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
Yes, yeah, shout out to us for yeah, for for
for you know, being on our tilapia. That's what Kiya
said that Cortez calls Tyler Perry.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Oh yeah, we used to. Yeah, we used to have
like dinners over at doctor Kio's house. It would be
me te Cortez. Yeah, and he would cause Tller Perry talapia.
He was like, why, Like, why do you cause Tyler
Perry talapia Because it's trash is.

Speaker 8 (14:28):
Yep, Cortez is a hidden treat that'll I missed, Cortez, Cortez,
if you're listening to this, we love you, and we're
sending out an amber alert.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Yes, now he'll just he'll just be popping up.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
But yes, we filmed a short comedy film, wrote it,
directed it, executive produced it started it.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah, yeah, we did the whole thing, and it's I
gotta say, you know, not to to our own horn.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
But be b big big bigga tub to honk K.
It's really I'm really proud of it.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
It's something that we worked really hard on and we
couldn't have done without you guys. So if you're a
Patreon user, you do get a sneak peek before it airs,
and so this will definitely scoot out over to the
page and in a couple of weeks you'll get a

(15:29):
first look at our short film.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yes, so that's super exciting and we'll talk about how
we filmed it.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Shout out to uh Shout out to Lotus Park Films.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Lotus Park Films, Awesome.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Shout out to Jason Alexander. Shout out to Antonio Thompson.
Plug Shout out to.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Our photographer for our new art for our new our new.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Shout out to Chris Rogers.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
Shout out to Niki lax of Ol Makeup Slash Plentiful Browse,
shout out to Frank. Shout out to Crystal Jean This
shout out to Weirdo Workshop, Claude and Chuck.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Our producing partners as well. Yes, thank you guys.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Yes, so shout out to a.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yes who has held us down.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
I'll tell you something.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
We need to have an Abe appreciation We need to have.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
An Abe Appreciation episode.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
He won't allow us to.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Well, it's too bad because the episode is recorded.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
It is done.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
Coming soon, Abe Appreciate episode. Ab already said he was
down to come back for the Patreon.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Oh yeah, I said to hold him to it. Also,
you know the the the goals and dolls, you know
they have a little crush.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
That's one reason Abe's gaps be so bit. Okay, y'all,
don't be harassing Abe in the streets.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Y'all leave able, let him be.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
Yes, he just minding his business with his cat and
doing his work, and and we're gonna let him continue
to do so. These bitch is gonna be like, damn.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
All that he's not a Twitter nigga and all that
could hold First of all that might appeal to me,
did you did you?

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Were you present for fleek Nick?

Speaker 1 (17:30):
No I.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
I I.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
Looked at the timeline and saw niggas talking about singing
ass and I was like, okay, well, you know got.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Enough of that. So I'm just gonna go.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
On about.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
I know, here's no shaming.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Obviously, I can't promise you with that.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Did you start the first nigga? I don't want to.
I won't know.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Uh, I can't promise you that I'm not gonna shame.
What I can't tell you is what I won't disrespect.
That's what I won't Okay, Okay, Yeah, I just got
to tell you. You know, I'm all for sexual liberation. Yeah,
and I think you should be able to post all

(18:23):
your parts, all two thousand of your parts, you know,
on whatever social medium that you choose to, you know.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
But also there was a point in time.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Where the people of the diaspora and beyond on the Internet,
especially on Twitter, did a lot to get people fired
when they didn't like them. So and I'm like, I've
been a you know, I'm a child of the Internet,
you know what I mean. I know how people hold

(18:58):
on to screenshot for for years and years and years.
I know people have saved screenshots from shit I've said
when I was young and haven't learned anything and ever
since the not evolved. But they're gonna use those screenshots
against me at some point, you know, I always say,
I can't wait till I make it big so black
Twitter can turn against me.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
So you know, I'm gonna leave like I'm gonna leave
like YadA. I'm just gonna leave like YadA.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
But you get what I mean, Like I'm all for that.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
It was cool, but I'm like, you know, niggas is
haters for real, for real, like you know, like Tay says,
you gotta protect your black So I just yeah, And
so I just I there was concern, not because of
you all showing your stuff, which I will get to
you in a minute, but more so, like niggas is

(19:59):
hateful and I would hate for you to participate in
something fun. And because you said one off colored comment
that people use this like revenge porn type of ship
against you.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
People are they're hateful in that way.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
But I continued on to say, there are some people
that I did not let me. Let me frame this
in a way that you may be understanding.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Did you ever watch Bessie No Nikka, What is that
with Queen Latifa when she played that her name on
the show. First of all, she was playing a historical
black figure Bessie.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Like a modern show.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
No, gosh, that's like fucking Tory spelling namee her kid
Hattie May.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
It's like girl, why why?

Speaker 11 (20:56):
Well?

Speaker 2 (20:56):
How is she a church mother? She is white? And nine.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
I don't even want to talk about it because I
have so many thoughts.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
But do you Okay?

Speaker 3 (21:09):
But so there's a scene where you see in Queen
Latifa's titties and it's like whoa, Like, Quela Tifa has
been our lives, in our lives for as long as
you can remember, but you never think of Queen Latifa's
titties like that until that one moment, like shit, yeah, yeah,
oh shit, that's Queen Latifa's titties.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
That's how I felt yesterday under Nick twenty twenty. If
you didn't know what it is, if you're if you're
you know, a respectable human being and you're not on Twitter.
There was a moment where they removed a section of
Twitter away called fleets, which is very similar to Instagram
stories or Snapchat stories. Right, and so, because you know,

(21:51):
you know, this is the year of you know, horny,
you know, everybody decided to you know, let their you know,
freak flag tweet and so they was posting nudes and
in the middle, you know, immediates race, you know, in
the middle of action.

Speaker 12 (22:08):
You know.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Oh yeah, there was a.

Speaker 13 (22:10):
Lot of you know, bobble and babble wobble and babble
wobble wobble, and and there's a there was a lot
of macaroni and cheese being stirred throughout the fleets.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
That's what good pussy sounds like. Oh yes, mm hmm. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
And back to this point about like, oh ship, that's
que Latifa's titties.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
I didn't know I needed to see that. I didn't.
I never did I expect to see that ever, but
I did. Whoa. That was my sentiment for most of
the day. It was like, whoa, those are your titties?

Speaker 11 (22:47):
Sir?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Again, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
It's just like and there was just some people out like,
you know, I didn't necessarily need to see this.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
I just saw more reactions from people such as one
that I thoroughly agreed with.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
I don't want to see no shame in the sex
workers after this.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
Oh yeah, y'all don't need to be shamed of sex
workers anyway. But if you was out here throwing it
pundy Timeline Pundy fleets.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
You know what I'm saying, for free? For free? Yeah, like,
who are you?

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Can we take a break. Can we take a break
and talk about olifans. Yeah, all right, let's take a break.
We'll be back after these messages.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
After these messages, we'll be right back.

Speaker 11 (23:54):
We're gonna talking about how to have conversations. It's pretty
difficult a lot of times would feel all but the
four fs will help you ensure conversations with a lot
more confidence than usual.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
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Speaker 2 (24:34):
I don't know what link tree is. It's wherever you're listening.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Oh yeah, link tree is with those blocks and you
click on them when you want the category.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Yeah, but we have our own because we pay for
the pro So it's just so it says Jada xt
on it. So it's like, you know, I'm branding speaking
of branding only fans, I.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Think you know, we should we should be one.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Oh well.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
No, not us, but we should venture out and like
manage some of these people. Yeah, like you could be
like like in truck turner and be like shake those
asses proper, and you know I can.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Like edit, Yeah, I'm all about directing now.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Yeah, yeah, I could just edit and color correct and
you could ensure that the you know, the freelance you know, actors,
because I don't ever say porn stars because you know,
that's that's ambitious.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Actors, graphic actors, actors.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
I usually say freelance top or bottom because that's just
what I you know, and then wheel have to operate
in so but graphic actors is quite like like like
that's your sex tech, you know what I mean, Like
instead of your prostitute or your or like you know whatever,
it's like my my relief technician.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
Yeah I'm a graphic actor.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Yeah, I'm an erotic actor actor, yes exactly.

Speaker 11 (26:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
But to that point, during Fleetnick twenty twenty one, there
was a lot of you know, advertisement for only fans.
But they don't have only fans. So I'm like, y'all
should use this. Y'all will just giving this shit away
for free? Why not just capitalize? You know, we're in
a capitalistic society. You might as well lean into it.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Especially if you know that you've got the parts.

Speaker 9 (26:38):
Hey man, let me tell y'all a few things about
this only motherfucker fans mane. I've been made a million
dollars and a few couples of millions of dollars from
only fans years and years ago. I've been doing this
about three years now. Number two is my bitch foot page.
Just up feet alone makes well over fifty thousand dollars

(26:58):
a month.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
I'm gonna post it on the next Yes, because let
me tell you a lot of a lot of the
homosexual quote shit has a lot of beef.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
Oh good, I wish I liked looking at.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
That's that cannot confession confession time.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yeah, leather couch confessionals, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
You know I don't love looking at dick, nigga. I
just you know I love Dick. I don't love looking
at it.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
I'm just like, oh, it's not an attractive piece of appendage.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
No, it's really like it's a member. It's like it's
just okay, yeah, Like there's nothing pretty about it.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
There's nothing like you know.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
I've seen some attractive ones now.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Yeah. But it's also like it goes from a seed
to a stock, you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (28:02):
And it goes back, you know, but it's okay, okay,
it's like white girls.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
You know, it's like.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
You got you got your Run of the Mills standard,
you know whatever. And then it's like, Okay, yeah, she's
pretty for a white girl.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yeah, like it's pretty for dick.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Yeah, is that.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Edit that out? No, it's true.

Speaker 14 (28:36):
Though.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
It's like like when Amber and don't y'all.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
Dare come asking me why you can't say somebody's pretty
for a black girl, because I'm slapped a ship out
of you.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
You just can't.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
I can't say nigga, you can't say that. So but yeah,
it's like where Amba Rose's Egeene hit the time, right,
and it.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Was like, wow, an exceptional Vagene, you know what I'm saying.
And you get a really like pretty dick.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
You're like, wow, that's really like a beautiful dick, but
like dick in general.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Right. I remember.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
I remember when me and Chris Rogers first started going out.
He asked me about Mike strippers or whatever, and I
was like, let me tell you something right here, and
we going to a strip club. It's for women only.
I don't I don't like seeing nigga strip. I don't
like this shit be leaking out of there and have
you seen? So Okay, story time.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
So I went to.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Caravana in Canada one year, which is, you know, the
big Caribbean festival. But you know, of course, you know
the sissy's always sisty that walk, if you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, that was right.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
So we went to the clerb and we went to
of course you know even and this wasn't even a
strip club.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
I think this is just a regular clerb, you know
where you know, you go for pride events or whatever.
The men folk, not just the blanchitos, the colors too.
So the dancer was just was a lot more than
just a dancer, and he was allowing them to s

(30:46):
his d on stage, but like like one right after
the other, and after it was like a thing, and
I'm like.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
No, and again not King shaving. But it's also like
that's a lot of.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Stuff that's not that's not this is not King Shavy.
This is about hells nigga. This don't sound safe.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
It's just it's just na and they not just gross
in general. No, I remember, I remember there was one
time there's a very famous host that used to work
at this club that I used to go to in

(31:28):
New York, and I remember one night that they the
club had strippers finally for like whatever, just dancers or whatever.
And I definitely had to like hide behind that particular
person because I was like, this person is attacking me

(31:48):
with their cock.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Oh that happened. So I've only been to one male
strip club ever in my life.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
It was for my Homegirls bachelorette and I was ready
to go before I got there. Uh, there was a
reason why I'd never gone on my own volition before that.
So we're in there, and you know, it's a bachelorette party,
so who you know, all of that, and I am
literally in the back drinking a beer and having a whiskey,
like I am.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Not interested in anything that's happening here right now.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
So obviously we get the dancer who comes over to
our party because of the you know, the bachelorette and
all of that. And this nigga comes over to me
and puts his leg up on a chair and proceeds
to I said, you got to get it away from
me right now.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
Okay, this is not the party you want to be at.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
Because they just they put those satin things on them
and then they move around like puppets and they have
tassels at the end, or they have you know, like
like the wacky wavy inflatable arm two man stuff.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
But it's like at the end of a dick, and
it's it just it just stresses me out.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
It always looks like you know in the Wiz where
they have like the pink things yes in the end,
and it's like that, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the weird
at the end of they dick.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
That doesn't That is simulating something to me that you
don't want it to.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
So I don't That is not fashion.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
It's not fashion, and you can't fact no dick fashion.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
I'm sure there'll be somebody who will object me, and
that's fine. You know, if looking at dick is your forte,
I don't have no problem with that. But as for me,
they like I like dick, I don't want to look
at it. I don't want to look at your dick
dressed in drag like I don't take any time I want,

(33:44):
can't take any time I want, You take any time
I want.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
I can't take any time I want. I don't want
to see that. I don't want the category is I
don't care.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Imagine your dick coming out looking like lamb chopping ship.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
You have a sad teen and I hate it.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yeah, that used to kill me.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
There's some famous episode that every gay has seen, and
I'm sure black woman has ever seen of real sex.
But they had the erotic fashion show or the erotic
you know where on Black aunties go to get their lives. Yeah,
oh yeah, before the sipping paint, they just had you know,

(34:36):
male reviews.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
Yes, yeah, it's always, but they always want to come
up to the bitch like me, the one who doesn't
want to be there, like.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Yeah, because they always go up to the big girl
because they want to They assume that she has low
self esteem.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
Like fuck y'all and your set dicks. First of all,
my self esteem was fine. I just don't like secte
on the dick.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Pillow Peters.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
They got them ships that it looked like they disk
from party city. I don't like.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Yeah, but I'm weirdly picky about stuff like. That's how
I knew Tristan was the worst m because I have
always it was a really bad I was very much
like black Girl Jerry Seinfeld because I remember I went
out with this nigga one.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
And all the whole time we're sitting there, we're eating, we're.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
Drinking, we're, you know, having a good time, joking, similar
sense of humors, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
So it's pleasant. But I looked down and realized that
this nigga's hands and feet were too big for his body.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
All I could think for the rest of the date was, damn,
your appenditures.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Are off, like they don't match.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
It's very problematic because people can't help they big ass
hands and feet. But from that moment, it didn't matter
how good of a time we were having. He called
me later on, he was like, can we go out again?

Speaker 4 (36:21):
I was like, we can't. We can't go out again.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
And I couldn't tell him it's because your hands and
your feet are like just two sizes too big for
your body and I can't stop paying them attention. But
I was like, you know, I just feel like maybe
I'm not in a place to date.

Speaker 11 (36:37):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
That's like that guy who can't This is about to
be a really problematic story. I feel like I've told
the story on the show about this nigga who cased
my kitchen.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Wait wait, wait, like to rob you.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
I don't know, man, So like this is all right.
I might be telling my business, but it's fun.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
You're definitely telling your business. But please keep going.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
I just want to say that, think niggas is where
it's at on both straight and gay.

Speaker 11 (37:15):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Think niggas is where it's at. Get you, gets you are,
gets you a nigga. That was tummy. It's where it's at.
Tell you.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
I just got two words for you.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Yeah. So I was in I was in undergrad.

Speaker 11 (37:35):
I think I was.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
I was just finishing up school and so I had
met this guy through a friend and he didn't think
I was going to be into him because he was
a bigger guy.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
But I was like, no, that ain't it.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Get over here, Joel olivert Right.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
The problem is he was just really like thirsty, and
it was just like like, you can't do that. But
you know, if you just turned it down a bit,
you know, you can come over to my come on
over to my place.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
It's so nice. It's so nice.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
So I had happened to just go grocery shopping that
day for whatever reason, I think Dennis, Yeah, Dennis and
I had went to go grocery shopping.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
I think it was.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
I was, Oh, this is so interesting because I just
brought this up because we're watching Make the Cut, which
I'm gonna talk about a little bit. But I was
getting ready for for fashion shoot or fashion show and
I hadn't really been eating, but I had gone grocery
shoping because I was like.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Okay, cigarettes, time of your life.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Oh yeah, that's what I thought.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
I was an American model.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
M all I drink was coffee and smoked cigarettes. Oh god,
I look so.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
Good, son, I know that's to be a way fast nigga.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
No, no, I want to look like homosexuality.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
Do you look like Electra? Okay, you looked like a
lecture evangelis.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Why wouldn't I want to look like Electra Abundance? Well
see see, why wouldn't it right?

Speaker 2 (39:17):
I want to be her when I want to be
Dominique when I grow up period.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Oh my god, right, I just I love Dominique Stan,
But you were very waif.

Speaker 10 (39:32):
I was.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
I think I have a whole photo album on Facebook
called it is Me doing awkward poses with like ug
boots on my hands.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
It's true. It's called wave.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Yeah, this is me doing broken doll poses in front
of a full length mirror.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
I don't even look at Facebook. Yeah, but while I
find this album.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Oh yeah, so oh boy comes over and you know,
you know, I was feeling that they were feeling it.
So we have a wang dang doodle like we you know,
we go, we go to home based, you know, and
you know, well, no, I can't say that because because

(40:26):
first base in gay world is like a condom.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
I just found the Wave album. I just watch you want.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
The description of the album is slumped, disheveled, strung out
fabulous Wave.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Yes, yeah, you.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
Got to say.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
The part direction. Hi drag nigga.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Nigga's like the first season of drag Face. Look at Dennis. Yeah,
oh my god, y'all, I am screaming.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
And our white girl Steph shout out to stuph Who
is this white girl? She was our friend. She used
to be Dennis's.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Roommate and at his other school, but she bet she
ended up moving downstairs.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Y'all at this door, Yeah, is your friend? If you're
my friend on Facebook, which is open, you could see it.
It's an album I told you boots on him. Fashion
listen marquees do or delo okay, I'm screaming.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Okay, So so we do the de or whatever, and
I like passed out because it was just you know,
it's a lot of work. Yeah, so yeah, I passed out,
and I'm like it's hot and you know I didn't
have central air at the time, and blah blahs, ill
get hot. I pass out. I'm like, okay, so I
guess I fell asleep. And then I wake up and

(42:28):
there's like a sandwich next to me. Mind you, there's
nobody in my house at all, because all of those
people that didn't have sex with people in the house
unless if I was unless if they knew them or whatever.
But like that nigga had made a sandwich. He went
through my kitchen and made me a sandwich, and himself
won too. Where was he with chips and all that?

Speaker 5 (42:50):
First of all, that is a fit. That is that
is a considerate, fantastic ass nigga. But yeah, make me
a How do you know I had all this shit
about like you made because you were looking for it?

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Duh, I don't. But that's what kills me.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Like you know, like on Love Jones or like any
rom com movie or whatever, like they have somebody spend
the night and then the other nigga wake up early.
That's not their home, and they making breakfast for them.
It was like, what makes you think that I wanted
you to touch my care away?

Speaker 5 (43:21):
Oh so here's my here's here's my this is this
is where I'm gonna have to hold you accountable.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Friend, you fucked up and tell you where you fucked up.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
I did tell him I would grocery shoping.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
No you let that, nigga.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
I mean, what.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
If it's not somebody's Toyota Corolla with the two big engine,
it's them niggas. You fucked up because you went to
sleep with a stranger nigga in your house.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
See I I was of the you know, and yes
to your Jade Jodia.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Mind you this is before. This is before twenty ten. Yeah,
this is jade.

Speaker 5 (44:01):
BT before Tristan. So niggas were not allowed to sleep
in my house. And if I, like you, weren't allowed
to sleep in my home, you what I would do
is I was considerate. I gave you a nice warm washcloth,
told her, told you where the bathroom was always offered water,

(44:25):
never weed, bring your own b y o W And
you know you may clean yourself up, and I will
see you out because I don't trust you to walk
through my house without me.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
So so, and then I will walk I would walk
them out. Uh let me not? Yes, okay, you know whatever.

Speaker 5 (44:47):
I would walk you know, the person out and then
change my sheets. I don't want to sleep with remnants
of you on me.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
I'm not nappy. I'm not giving you an opper. They
need to go through my refrigerator.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
You can't go through my medicine cabinet if it takes
you too long to clean yourself in my bathroom. I'm
knocking on the door because you are in there too long.
And don't you dare take a shit in my house, stranger, nigga,
Oh my god, Oh no, there.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Was rules to this shit. Nigga. You are not allowed
in my kitchen. Wow, take your shoes off.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
When we are done, you may go pee and wash up,
and then you've got to go and do not pee
with the door open.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
But do not be in my bathroom too long.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
You would have been great on Jack.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
I was just there's a reason xda everybody else have
literally met two niggas and one of.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Them mistress Yeah, yeah, because I yeah, and the other.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
One was allowed to sleep at my house. That's why
they met him. And that was a miss that stole
my TV.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
You can't say that gud ain't real because you were delivered.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Let me, I.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
Mean Nigga the White Light.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
Okay, I was delivered and I but I still can't
live it down because Tristan and his brother be like,
remember we used to date that nigga who wore.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
White threes and Skinny Gee's.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Shut up.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
It was a dark time. They were like that was
a grown nigga with a backpack.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
They would not live live it down.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
It was j dating Luca Fiasco. Yes, yes, I was.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Oh my gosh, I've dated a bunch of like a
bunch of people and I've definitely debted for like less
like this one guy. I found out that he pours
milk before the cereal.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
What kind of.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Right I had to let it go? Yeah, No, I
had to.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
You know, I had to be you know, be a
man in you know, gaslight and and things, because I mean,
if I didn't do it, I would have died.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
So you know, sometimes you got to get out of situation.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
That's how you knew, because that nigga would have made
your eggs first when he made you breakfast.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Mm hmm, and then skinned me later.

Speaker 14 (47:43):
Yeah, come on, take that book, come on, come on,
come come.

Speaker 8 (48:03):
M hm.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Which is so interesting because he ended up going out
with this guy who I knew, who happened to be
who happened to kill somebody and himself.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
What Yeah, I used to right his friends.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
They used to kick it in a in a gay
Bible way, okay, so like and I happened to know
this person like we were cool, but like it had
been like I didn't know, you know, gay is like,
oh you fucked him too, Like everybody, everybody's had everybody,
you know in homosexuality, we're all mushbooka, you know what

(48:52):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
So so you know we're all.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
People in heterosexuality too.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Yeah, we're all people.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
You know, there's a big like there's no such thing
as a Venn diagram and gay it's just one big
ass circle.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Yeah. So yeah, they used to go out and he
uh or the fuck around, I'll say that. And the
guy who was my friend, not my friend, he actually
had like he was cool and he was.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
A prop of a YouTuber actually, and then I guess
he had some mental issues and I guess he quote
unquote snapped and he killed his partner and then himself
right after on via Facebook too, like he confessed on Facebook.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, I know that it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
Oh wow, wow, I don't think I let me see,
have I ever dated a nigga who's killed somebody before?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Don't answer that question like criminate yourself?

Speaker 4 (49:59):
No area, Jane, No, No, you're right, No I have not.
I've never dated.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Yeah, I mean I don't know if I to my knowledge,
I've never dated anybody that's killed anybody to.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
My knowledge, to my knowledge, let's take a.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
Break in se.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Hit a cloude.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
After these messages will be right back.

Speaker 14 (50:33):
Order.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
The boor like this.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Lovely yells and this is because she loves me. I
was looting for you.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
For you won't tell you.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Soul and we're black. Uh so I this has been
sitting on my heart for a while. And I know

(51:08):
this happens to you too. This I know we're talking
about like shit that gets on our nerves or pet peeves.
And you know, we watch a lot of competition reality TV,
Drag Race, Survivor and you do too. Over the years,
we've all seen some sort of competition reality show.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
I strong.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
The biggest pet peeve of mine is when I begin
to root for the black person.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Oh, you already know. You already know how I feel
about that. It's like they pissed me off more.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Yeah, it's like you did this some person, How damn
you make me hate you? Why are you admbarrassing the
community like this?

Speaker 4 (51:48):
I told you. Soon as widows start acting up on
Damn Drag Race, I was like, get get at the
fuck together, widows shit.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
And I say this because we've been watching Making the Cut.
Have you ever watched Making the Cut before?

Speaker 4 (52:04):
I don't even know what that is.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Okay, well it's it's Project Runaway but on Amazon. Okay,
and remember that they had to read their Project Runaway
is still on Bravo, but it's hosted by Christian Siriano
and Carl klast production because it used to be ran
by Weinstein. So now Tim Gunn and Heidi Klum have
a brand new show on Amazon called Making the Cut.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
And it is interesting. There's this on the second season,
which is on now.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
There's this black girl now from Crown Heights and she
has a bridle shop in Bedstock called Panta.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Oh. I was wondering if you ever heard of it.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
No, I don't intend on ever wedding shop.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Well, you know, she looked like she listened to us.
Chris Rodgers was like, she looked like she listened to
y'all or like getting grown other reed. So you know
Andrea from Pantora, if you're listening, hey.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Girl, hey girl.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
But I brought this up, not because she's embarrassing. She's
been great. She's been top two the whole time.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
But when we were watching season one, there was this
black guy in there who looked like James Baldwin and
just like, nigga, I want to root for you so bad,
like you got this, you got this, and they gave
him so many chances and then they just he fucked
up and it's just like why.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Wait. But back to Pantore, Oh Pantoria. Yeah, see, I'll
do some bridal modeling. Can you see me in a
wearing dress?

Speaker 11 (53:34):
Oh? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:34):
And she does, and she does like she's a black designer,
like she's very black, and so she designs for black
women's shape and black women's aesthetic, which is just as
important as.

Speaker 11 (53:51):
Fitting.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Because let me tell you something I dislike just because
you have a big and tall or plus sizes collection
line doesn't mean that has to look matronly or boring.

Speaker 5 (54:06):
No, no, it don't stop making these mother of the
bright ass two piece casual sets or whatever the fuck.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Right, And not everybody wants to be in a print either,
because I hate also like, yes, the big girls, the
big guys could be in prints too, that's stupid, right,
Why can't we just wear muted colors like everybody else?

Speaker 4 (54:24):
But you give me something monochromatic.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Ho, Okay, you know I need to be in black girl.
Not only is it slimming, it's also my mood and
me as a person, I wear earth tones.

Speaker 11 (54:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
I used to wear a lot of earth tones because
I used to want to, like ID just like a tree.
So there's a lot of browns and greens and a
lot of foliage.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Yeah, I have one a green jumpsuit right now. I also,
I mean, I excuse me, brown.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
I also own it in green and navy and black.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
That's valid because when I find stuff that I like,
I buy it in like every color that I like it.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
That's where that's the safe that I'm at in life
right now.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
That's smart. I need to do that now that I
found that Amazon is more than just a Walmart, Like
there's fashion on there.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
I know we're not supposed to support Jeff Bezos, but
I still yeah, but hey, I still live in America
and I still vote and shit, and we all know
this is a racist assets, so you know we'll keep
the party going.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Mm hmm. But I definitely tip my every people in
LA do not tip, really.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
No, And have you ever noticed every time you tip
in La, like they have like this whole like it's
like they not like it's just like, oh my god, yeah,
no idea what this means to me? You know, it's onesome,
like can I please have some more type ship? And
then and it's like, yes, I noticed.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
Because you know, I got a lot of delivery while
I was out there, and I always, you know, I
always tip on my delivery and I tip, you know,
a good twenty percent or whatever, and they was high.
I'd be like, can you just meet me over here
by this gate real quick? And they were like, yeah,
whatever you need. And this one guy was like, hey,
the last weed delivery lady not saying the company because

(56:23):
again we want exclusivity. But I was like, the last
girl told me I could find her Venmo information in
the message field, but you know, I didn't see a
message field, and I feel real bad because I want
to tip her, So can you make sure you give
me your stuff like right here on the spot. And
he was like, oh my god, yes, and thank you
so much for even asking that. And I was like, okay,

(56:46):
what's I just thought everybody was real nice.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
No, not at all, like even just regularly like food
delivery drivers, they're just ever so grateful. I know he
delivered people. They never they rarely get tips. And someone
like this guy almost cried what I ordered from medmen
once and he like, I don't know if he was

(57:13):
if he just never got tips, or if this he
was just having a day. He was like so emotion
he was like, thank you. You don't know what this
means to me. He's like, you really made my day.
And I was like, okay, you're doing a lot of
talking during a pandemic, sir, so.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
You know, love they ain't see nobody, I guess.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
But listen, anything longer, anything like a conversation longer than
five minutes is a super spreader event as far as
I'm concerned.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
So it's like, yes, we both have our mask.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
But you know that was super spender event.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
It is any conversation.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
I'm sorry, this turn we've got ended.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Now let me tell you something like Florida.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Just don't give up.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
In Chicago because that was in Chicago.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
Lollal was in Chicago. I'm sorry. It was a rolling loud.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
That was rolling loud.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
Yeah, Chicago, I thought you. I thought we had more.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
No, And you know why, why because because of the youth.
You know, they were too creeped up. They can't.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
They tied of making tiktoks in front of in their
mama's house.

Speaker 5 (58:44):
They're ready to wear their bill bottoms and their platform
shoes and their halter tops out.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
They're ready to do it.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
They're tied of wearing them Amazon.

Speaker 5 (58:54):
They are really reaching to bring back ugly ass two
thousands fashion.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
These young ones here noticed.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Oh yeah, listen, every twenty years we have a resurgence
of fashion.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
But y'all want to research the two thousand to the
two thousand and ten era.

Speaker 4 (59:12):
No, it's a bad time fashion, friends.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
It was bad and I don't want to see no fashion.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
Oh my gosh, we're gonna get a lot of shit
over asses and shit since we're all body positive. Now
it's gonna be all big and like disruptive alright now.

Speaker 12 (59:28):
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Speaker 4 (59:42):
Get the look. You want to know what gets on
my nerves? You want to know what. I have a
special petty hate for m jeans with no pockets on
the back. It just be ass cheek.

Speaker 5 (59:57):
It just be blue ass cheek in that one seam
down the in it fucking I mean when I tell you,
it irritates my whole existence out.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
Why do you have denim ass out right now? Like
I fucking hate it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
I hate it so much.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
And all these little girls because everything is mid drift too.
So like I'm in this stage where I'm shopping and
it's such a weird time right because it's like I'm
not twenty, but I'm not like fifty, and I don't
want to shop at Macy's.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
And I've you know, found some you know, some sights
for myself and whatnot.

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
But when I try to look at some youthful things
or maybe you want to get a little sexier, I'm like, goddamn,
this is ugly and why don't these pants have pockets?
But they've got this ass crack seam down the middle
of them. I fucking hate them so much. Mm hmm,
just like the Selena pants.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Oh, the uugh.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
Bumbum pants. It's like the ones that have the butt
like that, but they make them.

Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
But something about them in denim is it's like not
those pants, but just that sceam with those blue ass
cheeks and no fucking pockets to balances.

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
It irritates my existence.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
It makes it makes the person look like a couch,
like a denim couch, because it's like there's nothing there.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Well, it's like.

Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
Jaggings don't have side pockets, but y'all have fake side pockets,
Like what was the fucking reason? Why why would you
put a fake pocket? It's like apartments, who put that
stupid fucking fake drawer?

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
Why would you do this?

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
I it's deceitful. It's so deceitful. This is why we
have trust issues now.

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
Exactly the pants got pockets. You think it's a drawer,
it's not. It's just empty.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Yeah, it's just for what.

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
Then it could have been a drawer, which infuriates you
even more because you're like, I could have started stuff here,
and you glued the stupid ship inside of this ship.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
Residential construction has been it's been irking my entire life.
I had a whole melt down earlier.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
You were talking about putting your business up there. Yes,
I had a meltdown.

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
Because one of my like the so I wanted to
go pull out one of my drawers, and the ship
like collapse, like broke, not the drawer, like, so I
realized that the whatever the reinforcement like bar thing is
that you slide you know, like dressers or drawers in,
that thing is what broke.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
So now I can't slide the drawer in.

Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
And I also hit up my management company for something else,
and I am pmsing and it's a bad one one
because I can identify why I'm so irritated and how
and the levels of irritation that I have. I told
XD earlier that I was having a personal retrograde. That's like,

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that's what this PMS is.

Speaker 11 (01:03:11):
For me.

Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
So the fucking drawer shit comes out and I hit
up my management company by something else and I just
had a meltdown earlier and I was like.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
I hate everything in here, everything the fucking.

Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
Management company is the fucking ghetto, and I'm just I'm going.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
I was like, I don't have any space.

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
To start, and my head started detaching from my body
as snake started growing out of my head, and.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
INTERESTED was like, I'm sorry, you're frustrated, right, And that's.

Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
Just what it was.

Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
I just I just I think I reached the level
my spirit is expanding. It needs more room physically, and
so we're having a moment.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
Is what's going on here? And I'm pm messing like
nobody's devil ass business right now. It's a combination of me.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
You know it happens.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
Yeah, you know, as you get older, your needs change.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Yeah, they do.

Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
You know what I'm saying. You have your little bit,
your tongue, your your fucking taste buds change.

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
Man, I'll never like scatops though.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
I guess.

Speaker 8 (01:04:39):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Getting older is one of those things that you know,
I've learned every movement comes with the sound, you know
what I mean? Like you wake up, you move your arm,
there's a crack or a tick, or if you move
you make a grunt, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Like, try try just going down on the floor and
get it back up without being like oh no.

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
Like the other day, I like popped my knees back,
Like I stood up and straightened out my legs and
my knees popped, and Tristan was like, Nigga was at
your knees and I was like, yes, you heard it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
You heard it here first.

Speaker 11 (01:05:21):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Everything is like it's no matter how healthy you are,
how much you go to the gym or whatever, it's like, Nigga,
your body is just like I'm tired.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Yeah, I give up.

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
I see when my father started doing all that acupuncture,
Yeah that makes sense, and he did physical work too,
So it was like.

Speaker 5 (01:05:44):
I realized now all of the different reasons and all
of the different things that he did to try to
take care of his body is because that Nigga was
feeling it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
I think I'm gonna do like a weight loss challenge again,
which one. Yeah, but I think I'm gonna be my own,
like do my host it and then have other people join.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
Okay, don't call it a weight loss.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Well yeah, and I don't want to call it like
a fitness challenge either. I would call it like health
you know, bad bitchery?

Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
Yeah, health. Yeah, you're doing this for health.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
No, I'm not doing that for You're doing it for absolutely,
that's what everybody should be doing it for. Listen, whoever,
anybody who tells you I'm just working out to get
healthyp no, because working out is dumb. Yeah, wun tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
Working out is the dumbest thing ever. Why would I
Why would I raise my heart rate to work a sweat?
And if I'm not getting a nut out of it?

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
Okay, fair, you.

Speaker 8 (01:06:50):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
If I'm not running, if I'm not getting a nut
out of it, or if I'm not running to the
ice cream man, what is the point now?

Speaker 11 (01:06:57):
You know?

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
If you're doing my walks. But I have to be
in the mood for him. And when I don't be
in the mood form, I don't do them.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
Yeah again, I can't wait until I'm wealthy enough like
Maria carry it, remember when she just stopped walking for
a year and a half.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
Yes, I can't do that.

Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
I can't wait where I'm just like I will spread
like Alex matth Okay, I will.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Listen like a wildfire, nigga, like.

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
A oil, I will spread.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
Spread for me. But like nobody's I'm working out because
you know, I like the way it feels. It's good.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
And of course I'm being facetious. I know people work
out for health reasons, more importantly mental health, because you do.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Feel better when you work out.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
But for the most part, no, nigga, I'm I'm looking
I'm going to work out and I need to lose
fifty pounds so I could look good rank the specific
outfit that I want to wear.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
See, I'm not really that girl. I'm not really either
one of those girls. Like I'm like, you know, it's
probably time for me to take a walk, and I'm
in the mood to do it. And then also like, well,
this is the body they gonna get right now, because
this is where I'm at in life. I just can't
really like, I don't know, I don't have the drive
to care as much as I something.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
Yeah, I just you know, I.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
Yeah, it's really vanity honestly, And it's like it's even
not that strong of a will for a vein that
I have in my body, because otherwise I would have
really did something about.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
It, because you know what I had today?

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
You are fake vein.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
Absolutely, Because I had my breakfast, I said, ooh, I'm
gonna order Organnako. I had that same cato breakfast I
had the other day. I was like, ooh, keto, you
know all that high fat, low carb work. And then
I had Eminem's Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:08:53):
I don't have the will to stick with it. I
tried weight Watchers back in the day, and I tried,
uh the Atkins at Kitts, and I tried that cayne
pepper bullshit.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Uh oh, That's how I passed out on that big
nigger because.

Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
I did that ship that lemon, that lemon cayne pepper
maple syrup ship.

Speaker 4 (01:09:19):
And I did what else did I do? Get the attention?

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Z ultimate come back, nake Yours money comes from Trimspa
or trimspar dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
The at kid.

Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
Oh, I did that male clinic half a grapefruit ship
where you eat you know, like the meat and the
green and you have a half a grapefruit you can
only have like a tea or a coffee with no
anti diet. I did that back in the day too.
I did a lot of those and you know why.
And I'm definitely somebody's auntie. Which, by the way, my

(01:10:01):
sister is having a baby. She bought me with somebody's
auntie shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Yes did she?

Speaker 8 (01:10:07):
Did?

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
She know what she's having?

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
Yes, but I don't know if I'm allowed to say it.
Oh wait, yes I can. It's a girl, okay, and
too well and uh well, no no, I wait, no.

Speaker 5 (01:10:23):
That was that?

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Oh wait, so it's not a twin situation.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay, no,
oh no.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
That's a lot of auntie and yo gotta do. That's
a lot of mothering. She gotta do two kids that
want two babies at once, and the other she's a
toddler now she's five.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
My niece is five. Yeah, and the the really fun
part about all of this is that the baby's due
date is September tenth.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
So you get you get control.

Speaker 5 (01:10:58):
Oh yes, I'm like, I hope your child is just
like me. It's my other My niece loves me. Me
and my niece have a.

Speaker 4 (01:11:15):
We have a beautiful relationship. I call her, she calls
me poop. You know what I'm saying. We make faces
at each other. She'll hang up the phone on me
and it's great.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
It's kids. Yeah, it's kids.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
This is what I was talking about the other day.
Kids are cool for the most part. It's the parenting
aspect that I'm really not interested in.

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
Oh that's why I don't do play Your kid can
come over, but you are weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm
not really that parent at the school. I'm not that
parent at the school.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
It's like, so you're like so you're like Christine on
the event of.

Speaker 4 (01:11:59):
The Yeah, like I'm like Christine. Like imagine Christine mixed with.

Speaker 5 (01:12:08):
Uh, mixed with like Ina Garden, Like like, I actually,
like the last time I so I told you, did
I tell you all about that first and only play
date I ever hosted.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
I didn't tell you, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
So you know, Tristan comes to me with like, no
one wants to have a playdate, like a formal play
date with two kids from school.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
This was a couple of years ago. So I was like, okay,
all right, so they're gonna come over here. He was
like yeah, And I was like all right.

Speaker 5 (01:12:43):
So I got like stuff from the supermarket for the
kids to make their own mini pizzas. I got like
stuff for them to make their own, like chocolate chip
cookies and ice cream, I don't know, something with sweets
and you know, had a little wine for the parents
or whatever. And so they come in and they're like you, like,

(01:13:06):
you're not gonna be allowed to host anymore play dates.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
And I was like, why my house is cleaner to
everybody's what you mean?

Speaker 5 (01:13:14):
And they're like, because we don't do all of this
at the playdates, like we don't. I was like, well,
what the fuck do y'all eat? I'm like what, Like,
what are the kids eating? What are they notching on?
Like what's happening here? So everybody gonna treat me like
I'm weird because I put bites out. But we get
to having conversation and I don't know what the fuck
these niggas talking about. It was not until one of
the little girls mentioned her father's glass funny cigarette pipe.

Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
And I said, okay, gang gang. So you know, I
turned them. I was like, you smoke. He was like, yeah,
y'all smoke. I was like, yeah, yes.

Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
But outside of that, like they don't really be interested
in talking to me like that, and I don't really
be interested in talking to them, and playdates are just
they're just like awkward for everybody. Yeah, you know, I
can't wait till I'm rich and my kid has a nanny,
then they can just go have them nanny play it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Mommy, k I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:14:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
Talk to Esperanza.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
I have no clue.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
Everybody needs a Yolanda. Not everybody, nigga, No, not everybody.
And I mean that lovingly, like because because Chris, when
we watched Beverly House Beverly Hills Housewives or whatever, like
the wife of the nigga who made the Lion King,

(01:14:43):
her name's Crystal, right, so the wife.

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, what nigga, man, what
do you mean made Lion King?

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
David Minkoff, he directed live, he directed it okay, and
he directed wrote it like he's like Disney Nigga, the
animated version of like the real one.

Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
And he's married to a bitch named Crystal who's on Housewives,
who is.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
The seventy fifth descendant of Confucius.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
What Hi, I'm Crystal Kung Minkov and I'm joining the
ladies on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, where my parents
were both born in China, and my brother lives in
Shanghai and we have a place, My husband Rob and
I have a place in Beijing as well.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
Yeah, she's Asian, and then her brother is like a
big and then her brother's like a big like Chinese
soap opera star. Like it's a an artist. Listen, it's
a lot. So okay, I forgot my point of me telling.
Oh yeah, so Crystal Minkoff right, So she has like
a governess or whatever name. I forget her name. I
want to call her name Yolanda. But the thing is,

(01:15:51):
it's like she gathers the house. And so Chris Bada
was like, I need a Yolanda. Not because you know,
I'm racist things or whatever. It's just like I need
a I need somebuddy to get my life together. That's
why if I would ever have a child, I need
a nanny to be like to not only be the
nanny for my kids, but nanny for myself because I'm like,
I need a parent, Like I need an adult.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
Can I hire one?

Speaker 8 (01:16:17):
You know?

Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
Sometimes I'm like I'm like super adope, Like sometimes I
don't even realize how adults I am.

Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
Until like my friends will be around and they'd be
like damn nigga, you like a mom. You like a mom.

Speaker 5 (01:16:32):
You know, I'm ordering groceries, I'm preparing this, I'm screaming,
I'm doing stuff. And then I'll just be like, you know,
chill over there, I got you. We can pour some wine.
You know, I'm just gonna get stuff done. And they'd
be like, nigga, you're like you like run a household.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
Yeah, you have like a family, Nigga, I.

Speaker 5 (01:16:50):
Should teach you know, I'll go be somebody's adult, Like
niggas can hire me out to be there adult.

Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
I'm really good at that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
Yeah, that could be like you know, I don't know,
being firing somebody as adult. Is this You could just
master it as like a consulting business.

Speaker 5 (01:17:08):
Maybe we could do like like Ricky Lake situation where
it's a bunch of shiftless, you know, grown ups who
come on there, and I could be like the boot
camp nigga who could screams in them.

Speaker 12 (01:17:22):
Kristen and Jennifer arrived at the LaVette Correctional Facility in
pitch darkness well before.

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
The Kansas sunrise.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
You know, but the free dawn silence was shattered by
the greetings of the drill instructors.

Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
First out of the band was Jennifer.

Speaker 5 (01:17:38):
Clean the basial toilet like you know, stuff like that, right,
just coach them through life, Yeah, pretty much, but.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
Just true life coach. But yeah, like in a boot
camp manner like coaching, but make it boot camp.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
Nigga's respond to shame.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
That's what I've been telling you. Yeah, niggas respond to shame.
That's what Crystal said. If people had just the iyota
a shame, the world would be a better place.

Speaker 5 (01:18:12):
Yeah, just a smidche But see then, like on the like,
I feel a little hypocritical with that too as well,
because I was watching Noah and I was like, Yo,
if niggas had a little less shame like children, you
don't maybe, but then there are a lot of niggas
would know shame. So what's the where's the breakdown?

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
What happens? Does the shame like shift to the wrong areas?

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
Yeah, Like you need just you need enough shame to
not like you don't need any shame, Like you need.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
Enough shame to like not shit out yourself, and you
don't need a lot of shame to like not live
your truth to stifle it, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (01:18:54):
Oh, no, because kids will know they won't shoot themselves either.
They'll scream for the bathroom because I feel like you
should have a child like shame. But see, but like
I told you when Noah went to the bathroom and
target in Portland, you know, I'm screaming. You know, she's
screaming through the through the walls like I'm okay, I
just had to pup, you know, like she just yeah,
see that's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
Yeah, but see she has shame enough to know not
to soil herself.

Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
And so then there's this idea of.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
You know, having too much where people are you know,
living in living a lie and you know, wreaking havoc
on everybody else.

Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
Yeah, this is also true who somebody was with an
unhealthy level of shape.

Speaker 5 (01:19:38):
Men agree, especially heterosexual men. Yeah, especially heterosexual white man. Yeah,
but especially heterosexual men.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Yeah, they struggle with shame the most.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
Like Karen Walker said, if your digitals rather outside, you're
hiding something on the inside.

Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
I'm screaming.

Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
You know what happens if you have one of those
big clitterized.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
Well then you know you're mixing.

Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
Okay, you're balanced?

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, your clip is a yin any Yang.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
You want to fuck the ying twins, be like, what
what do you mean? Can be bringing you to my world?

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
That is enough for it today. Thank you for listening
to us Ramble.

Speaker 11 (01:20:54):
Again.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
Subscribe to us on Patreon seven dollars. Halla.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
We have new episodes of Love After Lock Up. Stereo
is happening, drag Race is coming back, and I know
a couple of you have asked about it for covering
Married at First Sight Houston.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
Don't know yet. We have to watch it a couple
of times, because what ends up happening is that, well,
what you got.

Speaker 5 (01:21:19):
I'm just gonna say that because I looked last night
and there are already like five episodes in.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
Well don't count the ones like the meet the Meet
the Couple or what don't count the Meet the Queen's episodes.
You got to talk when they first meet each other.
Think there's only two? Yeah, we'll see. I think I
know one of the couples knew each other.

Speaker 4 (01:21:42):
I got through the Asian couple in a black couple.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
So what is she giving? Is she giving Ariani or
Arianka or not?

Speaker 5 (01:21:49):
She's giving Ariyanka, She's giving, She's very She's a vocal
black woman. You know, very confident in self, you know,
not afraid to speak on what she wants. She's not
giving me, uh page levels of desperado, but she But

(01:22:11):
you know, everybody who's on the show, for the most part,
wants to be married, but the husband is giving you
He wanted to be married a lot. Actually, they said
he talked about it since he was a child, And
I'll let you actually just go take a look at
that yourself. I'm not gonna say what for because I'm
trying to still figure him out.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
I can't. I'm like, you know, I just feel like.

Speaker 5 (01:22:36):
They forgot to put the toy in you the happy
mill or So I don't know, there's there's a disconnect
of something. But I you know, I also have to
be fair and watch past that one episode where they
got married.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
M okay, yeah, it usually the mess happens after the honeymoon.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
So I don't know, I just have to we just
got to catch up and like see gauge.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
Yeah, because I'm glad we didn't cover married to Medicine,
Married to Medicine, marrying millions because it turns out that
Nigga was nasty and a rapist. Yeah, and also the
sissy was lying saying that he wasn't a sissy, but
we all knew damn well he was sissy.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
And wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
waitit Rodney.

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
So I thought it came out that he.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
I don't know on the show if it came out
that he was lying about being like in niggas or whatever.
But I just know for a fact that he was
lying about on the show about being in love with
this lady.

Speaker 5 (01:23:38):
And it was like, oh yeah, no, he kept lying
in our faces about that and that was really right,
and I was just over it, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:23:45):
She was frustrating, just in her own right.

Speaker 11 (01:23:48):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
I'll take my mess to Love After lock Up, where
you know, I know these people are time.

Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
I think we're gonna walk away time.

Speaker 5 (01:23:58):
Even we said we wasn't gonna cover Life after lock Up.
And then I seen the previews for Life After lock
Up and I said, well, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
Yeah, this past episode of Love After lock.

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
Up really sold me. I was like, oh, oh yeah,
we're here. And Chris Ryders hates to show and so
he was he was like, is there another episode? I
was like, see, now, now you're into.

Speaker 4 (01:24:19):
It because little Daryl bought his Pine sl mom one
there and I.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
Oh, ghetto mom from Rock.

Speaker 8 (01:24:26):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
I called her the pine sal lady.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
Oh yeah, she looks like the mom from Rock but
like if she had like yeah yeah that and that
eye shadow remember that I talked about with the little
with the little velvety little.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
Little the one that comes was like one hundred and sticks.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
Yeah, because a little chy it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
Yes, yes, and they show little eyeshadow case things, but
it's like a pack.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
I know, I know it's from Elf.

Speaker 4 (01:24:55):
You know, every old.

Speaker 5 (01:24:56):
Lady, my grandma included. So this is not shape, but
every old lay he always applies to me. They got
a big pack of those Walgreens spongy triangles, the original
beauty blenders. They've got those packs of those eyeshadowstick things
and a bunch of Fashion Fair.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
Mm hmmm. That's why all grandma's purses smell the same.

Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
With a hinge of makeup.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
I also want you all to let your your aunties
and grandma's and mamas know that makeup expires.

Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
Oh yeah, so yeah you know.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
And if you didn't know either, makeup does expire.

Speaker 5 (01:25:40):
And I want you all to personally know that my
grandmother has kept Big Red in business for all of
these years.

Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
Big Red. You mean, oh, that's like my grandmother.

Speaker 5 (01:25:59):
At Oh, your grandmother and Tristan because let me tell
you who loves some butterscotch.

Speaker 4 (01:26:06):
Oh no, that's worthy me.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
Oh oh, listen, my grandmother if she were, she should
have bought stock in it. We'd be very wealthy.

Speaker 5 (01:26:16):
My grandmother too, carries Wrigley's and Big Red, and I
think combined them, combined, all the grandmothers combined, they are
like billionaires.

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
And what kills me is the fact that they never
buy is a larger pack with more sticks in.

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
It, with a whole bunch of them.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
That's five cents per thing. My mother did the same thing,
and of course I talked about her while I put
more on my bag, because that's what you do as kids. Mom,
Why the fuck you got it? Let me take this
to go.

Speaker 6 (01:26:45):
So but this.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
So before we got my mother. Yeah, my mother is
very into like impulse buying. So I get I see
where I get it from.

Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
Yeah, my grandma to see on TV.

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
Right, So my mother during the pandemic, you know, she
was reading Facebook a lot, so.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
You already know what that led led to. It led
to a lot of pandemic purchases for her, And so
she bought me and Chris Rogers solar powered phone charging kits. Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
And and I have to show it to you, a
UV sanitation wand oh, mind you the UV sanitation wand
looks like a dildoor.

Speaker 4 (01:27:36):
Yeah, and I don't know if it really irks Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Me either.

Speaker 11 (01:27:40):
But this.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
I was like, okay, this is mind you. I'm holding
this thing up now showing jade, and it's about it's
bigger than the iPhone.

Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
It looks like it looks like an external hard drive.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
Yes, it's bigger than this external hard drive.

Speaker 6 (01:28:00):
In these challenging times, what can you do to help
protect your family when germs are everywhere you go and
on everything you touch. Well, now they're safe and healthy,
so powerful disinfecting u V light but.

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
Like it's it's like a brick.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
And apparently if I just put it in front of
light it'll charge regardless.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
Have you done it and it works?

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
Yeah? Oh wow, my mother.

Speaker 3 (01:28:30):
You know I only breathe this upisode that you know,
parents will buy you things still, just like you need
this and it's like, mo, why would I need this?

Speaker 5 (01:28:38):
You know we said this before, but we really need
to sit down and talk about all of the things
that we purchased in the pandemic.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
I'd be embarrassed. I would be so embarrassed, so embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (01:29:02):
Let me look at some of my before we go,
because like.

Speaker 3 (01:29:08):
I know, I have purchased see so many things for work,
like for our home studio, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
Outside?

Speaker 4 (01:29:18):
Oh wait, did that come yet?

Speaker 11 (01:29:21):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:29:21):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Okay, I bought a blender. I bought not a blender,
I bought that hand mixer thing?

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
What else?

Speaker 3 (01:29:31):
And the only reason I bought the hand mixer because
I bought a cheap one because I wanted to make
the TikTok coffee?

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
Uh nigga? Wait did you have you had croissant toast yet?

Speaker 11 (01:29:49):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:29:50):
From where.

Speaker 5 (01:29:52):
I bought Shanghai Chinese five spice, lots of barkeeper's friend.

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
You could get it from whole paycheck. But crystal, it's
from La bou Lagerie.

Speaker 11 (01:30:03):
But uh.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
It's it's bread like it's a loaf of bread, but
it's in croissant style, So you get that ship. Oh
it's nothing, but if anything, there should be a little
bit more flour with the butt, if you know what
I mean. But if you warm that shit up and
you make like a good chicken salad, Oh, happy day.

Speaker 5 (01:30:33):
I love a good chicken salad with some red onion
and a little bit of dill and sweet relish. You
gotta put both of them in there, and some boiled
egg if you won't put a little boiled egg. And
sometimes for a fresh crisp slight sweetness, I'll do a
small chopped green apple. Yes, And I always add a

(01:30:54):
little fish to my mustard, or I use a jugi mustard.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
I was gonna say, like, why not a little curry,
like make it like a curry chicken.

Speaker 4 (01:31:02):
Oh, I've done a curry chicken salad, A little.

Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
Tear God, a little golden raisin. You don't believe in raisins,
but you.

Speaker 5 (01:31:09):
Know somehow a golden raisin you can get away within
a chicken salad.

Speaker 4 (01:31:13):
Don't put it in a potato salad, nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
I just raisins are raisins remind me of rat poops.

Speaker 5 (01:31:19):
I've always been I don't love raisins and I don't
prefer them, but that, but that little bit of green
apple and your chicken salad.

Speaker 4 (01:31:26):
If you're not one of them niggas, who's anti fruit
and food.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
No, no, no, no no, I agree. Get you a
good chopped apple, green apple fresh and first.

Speaker 4 (01:31:37):
Sometimes I'll put a couple of chopped walnuts in it
or pecans. Yes, yes, yes, yes, end on a high note.

Speaker 5 (01:31:45):
Yes, that is a good positive note. All right, Well,
we will see you niggas on Patreon and next week.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
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Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
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Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
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