Strange Laws

What are some strange laws in your neck of the woods?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I need just a little more Jesus, I need I
need just a little more, Jesus. I need you just
a little more, Jesus. Hone need just a little more, Jesus.
I need you just a little more Jesus to help
me along the way. I got too mad and I

(00:23):
said too much.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
I went too far at almost because no, my mama
didn't raise me that way.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Lord, I need a little help today.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I'm waiting too sad, and I'm grinding too long. I
can't keep saying everybody is wrong. Yes, my life is
way too hard, but it ain't nothing.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Too hard for God. Whoa how.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Whoa ohoa whoa? I said, Oh, whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa ha whoa ha ha, get it to it. Whoa

(01:06):
whoa ha ha ha whoa ha ha whoa ha ha?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa ha.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Where's my temporeine, little Jesus, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Everybody, Welcome back to the blackest show about nothing is jaded. Next, Yes,
reporting here from another bitious signal.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Chat another bitch wi Fi, I should make my WiFi
another bitches WiFi.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
I used to be called the wi Fi type.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I I know you know variation of WiFi wee fee.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
I hate it. I hate it.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
That was genius, it was, you know, it actually was.
Maybe I'll change my tip. Who will you be my weefy?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yes, I'll be your week.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Oh my gosh, Yes, welcome back to the Sure really
big sure.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
How was your week? Week was good? Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Uh brack? You know what I'm saying two our Muslim
brothers and sisters. I said it on getting grown, I
say here, especially those who cannot observe in the ways
that they deserve to observe, who are not even getting
the bare necessities of humanity meant. So, we want to

(03:10):
make sure that we are still continuously keeping in the
forefront our you know, what's going on across the globe,
our global community. Uh, these genocides have not stopped. And
I did actually update with some fresh links for you
all as to what's going on, because there's been bombings
and Yemen and although there's been some good news with

(03:31):
the rsf UH not having control over certain parts of
Pseudan and there's still so much work to do, so
please make sure you check out those links attached. As
far as my week dinner party sold out, so thank
you to.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Everybody who bought a ticket and is.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Coming out and allowing me to feed you. What a
nerve wracking place to be. But it's it's gonna be
great and I'm excited. Noah's getting locks. She wants to
lock her hair. Fun, So I'm gonna take her to
the same wonderful woman who started mine. Uh and you

(04:07):
know have my little my little twins e them. Oh
really my twist and twinsy. But whatever she wants to lock,
I said, So you know, I had to make sure.
I was like, I'm not trying to pressure.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
You or oh my god, wait wait what does this
media husband get it?

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Lucks? Absolutely not?

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Oh god, okay, but no, I'm sorry. No, that was
really the oldest sister.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
I don't mind a little grow out from time to time.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
That don't bother me.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
But like, you can't not now like he already had braids.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
It's like braids.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, no, you can't not to. I mean you can
you know what I'm saying. I'm not gonna shame the journey,
but no, no, not overheat. Oh god, So yeah, she's
gonna lock her hair. What else happened this week? I okay,

(05:10):
So I want to talk to you. Well, actually, i'll
talk to you about that later. I'll talk to you
about that, Derek. I already have it written down. And
then also, I have one question for you. Is the
ocean seafood soup?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
You from a highliner?

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Six seafood soups, and I mean seafood, lots of it,
very special.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Raw Oh take my word for it.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
All six new highliner soups are made with a big
helping of seafood, A big helping of seafood.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
But your family don't tanya like a bass. It's got salt,
it's got vegetables, it's got at the moment.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yes, only because the fact that the ocean simperature has risen.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
So I.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Feel like it's more of a stew than anything else. Okay,
not only as they got like fish, and it's got
you know, like others like people and.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Uar waist. I mean that's also in Kraft mac and cheese.
So the Titanic, yes, true also something something about them. Yeah. Yeah,
But to ask your question, yes it is.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
I do believe it is. It is the Galaxy's board.
Basse cool. How is your week?

Speaker 6 (06:49):
It was?

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Okay? I have an extra grinde with America.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Okay, not not. I mean there's there is a there's
a lot to complain about in this country, right, and
all that stuff and all that jazz. There's a lot
of shit going on that I want to talk to
you all about this culinary lie that you all have continuously,

(07:17):
continuously project upon us as Americans, because I also feel
as though, like and I have to admit that I
have an American palette, right, and I realize that there
are some things that I'm probably just going to just
not understand or or agree with, even though I find

(07:38):
myself to be quite epicurean. Okay, I say all this
to say you all are lying about Macha, and I
want you all to stop like in g this name,

(08:00):
like you know what I mean, Like I have biblical foundations.
They can dim all of you for telling me that
Maa is better girl.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Better. Wait, now, let's say for either Masha.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
West of Argentina and yo, like it's all it's all
the same to your girl.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Now let me tell you the story.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Okay, Oh, because that wheat grass with that brush.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Yeah, so, I you know I live in I live
in lesbian Los Angeles, Like there is like there is
a a cafe that sells everything plant based. I'm talking
about buns, even the fucking cups, even.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
The fuck whatever the fuck.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Right now, further down the block is this new coffee shop,
and I was like, okay, well, I'm gonna support my local,
you know whatever. Now it used to be owned by
another group, but whatever, fine, it's still local. I'm going in.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I was like, oh, this is owned by lesbians now.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
So I was like, okay, well, obviously, I mean if
there's more lesbian establishments on this block, and specifically white
lesbian stuff, right, because those are only people that believe
in macha. So I so I go in there.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
I'm going on my on my walk, you know, I'm I'm.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
I'm walking, I'm grooving, you know, getting my steps in
because you know, we're trying to be you know, fit
at forty not you know all that stuff. So I'm like, okay,
let me stop in here, get me a macha because apparently,
you know, that's what the girlies tell me. You know,

(09:50):
if I'm trying to wean myself off the lattes and
the coffees and things that that would be you know beneficial. Now,
years ago, I've had machia and I had macha lemonade.
Now I was with it because the lemonade was good,
and so it just made it real earthy, and I
was like, okay, it tastes.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Like a cucumber lemonade. Okay, all right, at that pop
up shot that they have off Canal Street. So I
was like okay.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
So I go in there to the white Lesbian coffee
shop and they hooked me up and I'm like, okay, fine,
whatever jade. First of all, why is masha so expensive?
Why are things that taste like dirt so expensive? It

(10:40):
tastes exactly like the weed I purchased, you know, moments prior.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Here's the thing with macha a.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
It has to be of like impeccable quality, right like
you gotta damn nugget that shit straight from Japan or wherever.
You know what I'm saying, Like, it's got to be
of the highest quality. Otherwise it just tastes like powdered
wheat grass. I've had a good Lacho latte, But is
that like my go to no nigga? Because I'm not

(11:11):
drinking a latte for health benefits, Like I'm drinking it
because I enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Give me hot roasted bean, water, whatever, stewed weed, grass clippings.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
If you're doing it for health benefits and it's really
like this, sure, but honestly, do not mix that.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Do not put that ship in my coffee with no steep,
steep steep grass. Drink it that way. Now, I'll tell
you what I don't mind.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
I don't order it often because I actually don't prefer
coconut in my coffee. But a golden latte. I'm not
mad at a golden latte. You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
No nigga specially, I know you're right. I didn't say shower.
I said.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
I don't know what you niggas are in. Doesn't it
be in it? I what a casual question? What a
casual prepations question?

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Not only have gay I also lived in the Sisco
Bay area, so it's in grade.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
All right, Well, it's time to play some bills.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
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Speaker 1 (13:05):
If you are behind, you got a week.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Actually yeah, you got a week and a few days
from today's episode. Actually no, you don't because it comes
out on Tuesday, so you got time to catch up
over the weekend. Also, you have time to watch our
recaps on YouTube because we covered season four and five,

(13:32):
because we caught on the train a little leap.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
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Speaker 4 (13:36):
Go watch and subscribe to our Patreon because we will
be covering the first three episodes next week because they
drop on the same day. I know, I'm excited and scared.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Saying yeah I am, because I got.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
To see how the ship is and I gotta and
me and Afred have a complicated relationship and I and
you know, I wish she would just you.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Know, but I'm still I know, I know she don't
know you no more.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
I guess who's guess who's starting their Handmaid's journey?

Speaker 1 (14:18):
No he's not. Mm hmm, yeah that's sad. I need
live video reactions.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
I need a week you know, how to do the
soap operas and like, I need a live weekly reaction
to watching it.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
He hasn't started just yet, but he was like, well,
with the new season, I'll catch up.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
I was like, oh you do that.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Justin will never watch Handmaids Toe. He is absolutely well
because I had to explain. I was like, because he
was like, is it a slow burn? Because he was like,
the first episode is like a lot. I'm like, yeah,
but there's like a lot of world building, right because
you got to.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Explain what the fuck gilliad is because.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah, And I can't already have to come back this nigga.
Every time there's a black lady on the screen with
a white bit calls him a and I'm like, you've.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Got to stop doing it. So I can't want. I
can't bleep it. I ain't bleep bleep it. I can't.
I can't get into him and self discourse. My soul
is already heavy enough. It's so problematic.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
And I was watching Kindred and he was like, I
know that, I read that.

Speaker 7 (15:27):
That lady is a shot. Stop saying that. So what
do you call these niggas?

Speaker 8 (15:38):
What do you call these niggas?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Like, oh God, this is why we can't have it.
People be like you need a camera in your house.
I'm like, we don't. We don't at all no, no, no, oh.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
My god, no, ask randomly if people ever rolled out
of accessor rise.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
He's this zig is called people.

Speaker 8 (16:07):
I can't have a camera in here. Her intrusive thoughts
get the best.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Of her off dish, so oh god, you can't pass
on to thoughts to eleven year old.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
And she's my kid as we discuss.

Speaker 9 (16:32):
So it's like this very out of pocket thing makes
sense and I will adult your conversation.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Oh oh my god.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
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Wang Dang tools here joined the cord. Uh, it's going
to be a good time. Discord is always live and popping.

(17:06):
It's got all sorts of things for people to discuss
in commune. And my favorite section on dicord is people
have been posting their pets and the Pets of Chaos
section and y'all got cows and ship is so fascinating.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Wait what I wish I knew how to discord.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
They both the pictures of niggas running with cows.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
I love that. Can one of you?

Speaker 2 (17:31):
I'll put a wig on one of them and send
it to me. I don't know why animals and wigs
is so funny to me. I don't know if it's
being entered my deepont.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Era, Like I'm like, I hate dogs, ass, but I
love dogs because it's always like.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Or this one lady, I'll follow her, she'd be having
a bunch of babies. This lady be having babies every
couple of years. Is Vietnamese lady because she does like
good Vietnamese recipes.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
But it's just her and her crib with her kids
and her nigger.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
And every time she has a new kid, she photoshops
teeth on twit. Because you'll be looking at this picture
like it's a cute ass baby, and you're like, what's the.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Oh anyway, supporters saw the patret and everywhere else. Uh yeah,
that's well, that's it. Oh yeah, Jade's thing is sold out.
You could also still sign up for me for consulting
and whatever.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
More cities coming, uh full transparency x D and I
are trying to plan on the tour.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, to to a not major city near you.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
That's not alight, that's it's not gonna be New York,
l A you know what.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
You let us know where y'all want us to come,
and we'll figure that out. Yeah, there the more responses,
and if there's more from a sparticular area, then you
know that might be the town and area weeko.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Exactly exactly that.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Let's take a break and we'll come back with more
show edit Claude, did it?

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Claude?

Speaker 2 (19:22):
After these messages will be right back.

Speaker 6 (19:28):
In seventeen ninety two BC, the greatest ruler of Babylon's
Amurit dynasty, Hamarabi, came to the throne as it's sixth king. Initially,
he didn't seem to be interested in military campaigns.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
He ruled for forty three years and we're black. I
had something to tell me. Well, first, COVID gave me
a lisp.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
I noticed it, like, covidd, I'm glitching, Nigga, I'm glitching.
Like sometimes I can't get my words out Okay, sometimes
I can't get my words out right. Sometimes I be
on my mitch, you know what I'm saying. Sometimes I
lisp and I'm like, where did that come from? I
think like COVID disrupted me on my motherboard and fucked

(20:37):
me up just a little bit. Not too crazy like
some people. I'm so sorry, but like enough where I
think I'm noticing it.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
I don't disagree that that's the thing, though, because I've
talked to people friends who have long COVID who have
just never recovered completely right. And that also explains the
way of the world as well, I think, I because remember,
people didn't act this way twenty nineteen, not like this,

(21:07):
you know what I mean, Because it's either COVID broke
brains or isolation did.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
And I'm so to that point. Yeah, and it could
have manifested in in so many ways, like right, that's
like this. I was watching uh oh, let me write
this down because I have a talk shows. Okay, So

(21:35):
I was watching Tamaron Hall, and you know, I have
how I feel, yeah, complicated feelings. But there was but
there was lady on there.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Y'all might have watched it, Yeah, with lady who had
went to a coma and she came out of it
and now she has an Italian accent. Just say coma
black lady Italian accent. I want to say it was
Tabor Hall. Could she'd be having she'd be having stuff

(22:08):
like that, I'll fear it's. Yeah, she black is she is,
she is? She has blond hair. Blond's shortcut videos.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
What do you remember? What's your first memory after having
a stroke?

Speaker 10 (22:22):
Hi, I just remember to wake up into a water.
But I didn't know why I was there. You know,
I'm telling me my family telling me I have a stroke.
I wasn't really sure what I was at the time
as well. You know, I didn't realize that i'd been
taken from my house, from my bed, not of this.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
You know, I'm a look at this. Oh my god.
I didn't mean to say that like that, but yes,
that's crazy. Yeah, yeah, so it's interesting. So yes, that
was just that. And then also.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
I have finally gotten myself into the even though it's
almost done to the recent Drag Race season. And remember
I told you I was feeling complicated ways because of
the over consumerism, capitalizing and bastardization of the art which listen,

(23:16):
I mean the show overall, sure, but but you know more,
and I think as the Queens came in there younger,
it's just like a little harder to relate. But I said,
I'm gonna give it a go.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
You know, our.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Homegirl Whitney was like watch it. So I've been watching it.
It's not bad. It is not a bad season at all.
I'm not saying it's amazing, but it's not bad.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
And so I tune in every now and again. Okay,
I do because I I realized I do like on
your nerve.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
I love Onya, even though had a couple of moments
where I'm like a niece.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
We need to have I do you like LEXI like?
I like some of the queens like LEXI like.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
I like Alexi and oh no, very talented the little
way talented.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Don't mean I like him.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
No, she's actually she's cute, like she's spicy, but like
not in an obnoxious way.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Her snatch game was funny.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Her runways bigfoot Okay, okay, I like the big.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
First Yeah, I like her. Yes, yes, yes, that's the
name Jules right.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Maybe I got the name wrong, but that was okay,
let me see here season seven.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
I thought that was an or Anita was season I
don't even Niga there is I thought right or something?
Yoh that Arianni Arianco.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
I hate that little girl. She irritates my titty nerve endings.
She irritates the fuck out of me. Runways phenomenal attitude, awful.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Corey.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Okay, so initially Corey is a Jane James's sister. Corey
initially did get on my nerves and I don't end
up like loving Corey. But Corey did not get on
my nerves as much going forward as he did in
the beginning, if that makes sense, Like like he has

(25:40):
little funny commentary from time to time, you know, I
do like how they're giving us a little bit of
old drag race with just like banter and like shade,
but not in a They're not like fighting. It's not
like the girls are fighting, but it's very much like, Oh,
I'm delusional about my snatch game? Girl, how is this
snatch game awful?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Like it said?

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Like it's enjoyable in that way. I don't hate Corey.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
I don't. Corey is not Corey.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
I haven't gotten to a point where Corey goes on
by imagine it's very soon.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
I don't that or whatever can go you know what,
it is a part of me. I just particularly don't
enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
I just don't find most I don't find many of
the queens entertaining enough for me to enough for me
to care about an entire season, right like Anya and
LEXI can't carry a whole season for me, you know,
like for me to tune in for every week. It
was different with even like Sophia, right like I would

(26:46):
I would be even more like there's nothing this season
drawing me or like the Sasha Kobe experience, right, like
I'm tuning in every week to see this up a
twirl and whatever. Even Georgia's right, Like, I just there's
there's nothing here for me to.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Be like invested in, right or root for. I hear
them because.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
The fact that they queer and they're young and they're
trying to get a bag, right, that's cool. But I'm like,
I'm already gay. I do all that already. So I'm like,
I I don't want to be I don't want to
sound rude, but like, what do you call it?

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Oh ATB.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yes, it's a bars buffet now. But I hear you.
I hear you on those fronts.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
And I think that's what took me so long to
actually watch the season because at this point they're almost done.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
I think they're getting to finales soon.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Yeah, it's yeah, it's almost time for for it to end,
if not this by probably in this month, you know
it comes. It ends right about a month before dreg card.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Oh okay, okay, okay, But I will say, yeah, I
think that's what took me a long time to watch it.
But I'm I'm enjoying it more than I thought I would.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
I do root for Anya.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
I don't know if she's gonna full out win, but
she's doing a really good job. She's naturally just a
good queen and with a little bit more experience in
a couple more years, as far as like Polish is concerned,
she's gonna be phenomenal, you know how, Like Chris Saphiro
was really good because she was a she was not
only just an adult, but she was a Polish queen

(28:42):
as well.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
That's a big thing that I have with this. Yeah,
Like I have a real time connecting.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, this is.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
And that's also what I have with Survivor, right, Like
I wish they would go back to casting old people
or older people or people who are like my age
out because even with like game player how to move,
because drag Race is a game show too, but like
even how to like navigate the game itself requires some
maturity and it's just difficult for me to just not

(29:15):
connect and like, yeah, young gay shit is very hard
for me to connect to nowadays.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yeah, because it's steeped and white. Yes.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
One of the contestants actually, thank god he went home.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
There was Joella Oh yes, Katy Perry's yes, yes, and
I bet you.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
After a couple of episodes, she was like, damn, I
wish I never claimed that.

Speaker 11 (29:39):
But it was very But Joella did admit, like, you know,
I have hidden a lot of my Chinese culture because
I was trying to assimilate to whiteness.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
And you know, was yes and called out.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Anya for now granted, and he was like, I love
how you incorporate your culture, and I'd be laughing. I'm like, yes,
because she does a lot of wax prints, it gets
real black over here. I do love that she keeps
it very black. But he's like, you know, I just don't.
I just haven't done that. And so they do, like
have their moments. That's why I said, this is better

(30:20):
than I thought it would be. The snatch game was
actually better then I thought it would be, and it's
better than the past few snatch games that we've seen,
because you know that last one was rough. But Anya
did well as Eddie Murphy Jewel did well as.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
A big Foot.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Here's it was their snatch game was. I liked Eddie Murphy.
I liked the girl that's not Plasma, who played the kid.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
I had no idea who she was until.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah, the little one who can read social cues.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
But they're very talented. The theater the theater kid. Yeah yeah, yeah,
the white one who was related to Alyssa Susie too.
Not Susie too, because that's the black one. Is the
white one with theater kid one who's.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
The one that's the one that's related to Alyssa Edwards
and they.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Know that's that's the pageant one, that's the that's what
I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Oh, okay, I'm talking about She played Kim, she played
the one. Oh yeah, game's a medium or something. Yes, yeah,
I liked her. She reminded me. She gave me like
when Katia did Susie ormand.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
It wasn't bad like and she actually made an effort
with it. The rest of them, they could have kept him.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
I hated. I hate like lex Yes.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Gilbert Godfrey, though the judges were right, it was so
bad that it was funny.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Let's move on down to Gilbert Godfrey. Gilbert Godfrey, what
do you say they.

Speaker 12 (31:56):
Found some fine soul and mail eaculation.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Okay, that's a very interesting answer.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
You gotta admit that it was funny, Yes, And I
wanted her to lean into that being bad a lot
more because that's very Gilbert Goffre.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Yeah, like, yeah, very awkward.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
I Actually that's why I said there were more, because
I feel like the previous season I hated then the
snatch game.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
There was nothing redeeming about it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Like, but to your point though about Joela hiding her culture.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
M hm. So there's this show on.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
So there's this gay channel called here TV, and so
they have they do like a whole bunch of independence
and shorts and whatever the fuck.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
And so there's the show.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
I forget what it's called, but like each each episode
is dedicated to a neighborhood in Los Angeles and a
love story is surrounding it.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Right.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
So in the Koreatown episode, there is this guy. It
starts with the hookup, they hook up or whatever, and
the guy slips off the top, slips off the condom
during sex, which is a big no no. And so
then the bottom that he tells the bottom what happened
then bottom, we gotta go get testing it on, you know,

(33:15):
get medications or whatever the fact. But they also ended
up divulging into or folding into them going on a
date and all this good stuff. And it turns out
like the top is like telling him like, oh, you're
my first Asian like hookup or whatever, because he denied
his koreanness for so long because he wanted to fit in,

(33:39):
because that's just the way LA operated. It was so
interesting because the next day he was going to Korea
to find his roots. But like, it was so interesting
because and I joke about this, but I do this
all the time. I go into Glenda Mall and I
shout into the abyss.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
You're not white.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
Because everybody who goes to that fucking mall Asian or
Latentino or other. I believe that they wait and acts
as such. It's just like, what are you doing here?

Speaker 1 (34:06):
What are we doing here? Yeah? But yeah, I mean
drag races.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
I think drag races for people who are into it now,
you know what I mean, or who have invested, like
I think of it now as top model or project Runway, right,
like if you've been there from the beginning of the
fine I just you know, I've kind of had to
cut my losses.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
But oh, I hear you, and I get it. I
I'm glad that I did give it a go. Uh
and I'm going to finish it because, like I said,
I'm and then it also it's kind of nice to
also see how young people engage, and you know, because
I don't have any exposure to that otherwise.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
So it's nice for those reasons.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
I'm glad that I'm enjoying it more than I thought
I would.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Yeah, yeah, I just wanted to get you a little.
We haven't discussed dragon quite some time, so.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
No, but I do want to talk to you about this.

Speaker 6 (35:07):
So I.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
We don't learn.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
Anything from talk shows anymore. And I say this because
say what you want about oprah mm hmm. But she
learned about the racism and Forsyth County. You learned about
the cattle industry in Texas and how much of a
mafia they are, right. You learn about the good and

(35:37):
the bad and the worst. Yes, the unwellness of top
scientology was that was our first taste.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Truly, honestly, if I will, I will give you that.
I'll give you that.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
And you think about like you learned about being on
the download, what James L.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
King went on there and stuff like that. That was
that caused a problem.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Oh yeah, it ruined the black community.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Yeah yeah, it was divisive and love a hip hop
ruined the community.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
Right, So I but you learned something, right, even still
even with like Heraldo, Right, I think about when he
got his nosebusted, because that was about gang violence in that.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Episode, and that's what you get.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Or when you think about like Sally Jesse Raphael, you
learn about like people, people's finding their fathers and what
that experience is, right, Like.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Right, yeah, I don't learn nothing. I don't learn nothing
from Kellyoke. What the fuck is that Kelly Clarkson? Exactly
would you call her?

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Because she has Kelly Yoke where she's singing for a
fucking half an hour.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
When I love Kelly Clarkson, Well, why she don't host
the karaoke situation? Have to?

Speaker 4 (37:05):
It's just like Jennifer Hudson. Most of her show is
then looking at pictures and.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Says, I told you the best part of Jennifer Hudson's
show is the Spirit Tunnel. The Spirit Tunnel, Oh yeah,
call me Auntie. It brings me joy.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
My don'tless to have a spirit tunnle. I would like to.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah, I would like to have a spirit tunnel. I
really do enjoy that. I do feel like it is
probably the best part of the show.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Yeah yeah, or when she sings and I'm telling you
you know what I mean, right, Yeah, they need to
just team up and do a singing situation. Yeah, daytime
sing off.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Yeah, I'm down for that where you have all kinds
of people come through.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Oh, it's called American idol, but just play it in
the day you know what I'm saying. American said like, yes,
you know a concept.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
Yeah, I'm like, I'm not learning nothing from daytime I'm television.
And I blame Ellen because I had learned shit from
fucking Ellen.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
No, because Allen didn't do them but highlight white children
who sang Minicki minaj and sould toyotas and you know,
did her stupid banter and God rest his soul, showcase,
the young man who passed, the DJ who passed away.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Twitch yes, yes, the dancer Yeah yeah, but I was
just Chris and I were talking like, I'm not learning
shit from nobodies like daytime television anymore.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Definitely Sherry Shepherd. No, not at all.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
So I'm like, you know, where it was the privilege
to stay home from school, you know, back in the day,
because you know, you watch some ship, but you also
learned some ship here. When kids stay home from what
does Noah watch when she got home from school?

Speaker 2 (38:54):
She watches she loves you know, kids rewatch a lot
of stuff. So she she's very big into Percy Jackson.
She watches K pop videos, which you know, I have
my own personal battle with I'm working through that. She
watches Dance Moms and Dancing Divas.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
She watches My Girls Living on that dance Floor, and.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Uh yeah, I think that's been the most recent Percy
Jackson because she's writing Percy Jackson fan fiction.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
My name is Percy Jackson. Am I a troubled kid? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (39:39):
You could say that bad grades, bullies, all the normal stuff,
and then there's some stuff that's maybe.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Not so normal. I walked in her room one day.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
I see her on a computer with her headphones on
and she's and I just look at the screen and
it's like the Day the Gods went to War something
like that, and I was like, Okay, she's a writer.
Her teacher said, she's a fan she's a fantastic writer.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
She's very I'm not mad at it, you know, right,
she's a multifaceted queen.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
It's all things, right, it's like fan fiction. It's like, okay,
you write it. Yes, I encourage that, Percy. Okay, yes
you read queen. And then it's like fan fiction. Yes,
she writes. She likes mythology like her mother. She likes
mythology like I do.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
And and so Percy Jackson is like, you know, the
young people's thing with mythology. Now, she also writes original content,
but like she she writes fan fiction, she writes, she
writes original content as well. You know she I told
you she she got invited into the Point program. And
she also, uh, you know, wants to dance with ddfo L.

(40:59):
So like she a multifaceted black girl, honestly.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
A Brooklyn queen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's take a break
because we actually have a real show. Promise you are.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Let's take a break and we'll be back with boys
at xt het Aclaude.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
After these messages. Will be right back Hamar.

Speaker 6 (41:25):
Robbie's conquests extended from the Persian Gulf to Syria, although
his empire wasn't as big as Sargon's had been. Scholars
rate Hamma Robbie as the greatest empire builder since Sargon. However,

(41:46):
he set himself.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Up and we're black today. You know, there's a lot
of some weird shit happening. You know, they're changing the
rules every day and moving goalposts and you know, sending
attack in war plans via WhatsApp. So we thought that

(42:11):
we would talk about some of the outrageous, outdated and
outlaw law ass laws that are out there on the
books internationally and on Gilead soil.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yes, under his eye turtle.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
So the first one I found to be so fascinating, actually,
did you know that it is illegal to chain alligators
up in Alabama? No? Yes, but that's weird, though, I

(42:54):
feel like you should let me tell you the official
law holds on mm hmm, so uh huh, Okay, these
are all these are all of the laws around alligators.

(43:16):
In Michigan, there's a law prohibiting tying animals to fire hydrants.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Okay, so that's it.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Florida, it's a third degree felony to kill or injure
an alligator, even if they're in your trash can. It's
also a felony to capture and keep an alligator or
its eggs without a special alligator trapping or farming license.
In Louisiana, it is illegal to tie an alligator to
a fire hydrant. In New Orleans, that actually makes sense,

(43:48):
and then Florida it's illegal to feed them because they
were an endangered species as of nineteen seventy three.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
You realize because the earth.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
You remember how much we heard about endangered species as kids,
but now we are the endangered species, so we don't
hear about it as often, Like when's the last time
you heard about a snow leopard?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Nigga fourth grade.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Snow Leopards are one of the world's most elusive cats.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Nickname goes to the mountains.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
They live in the world's highest ranges and are one
of the least understood felines.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
You know, during the winter break, when I was like
tank deep in nature duck, they were talking about how
endangered species lists and do they like when the last
time did people do species actually get off the list
and stuff, And so they talked about the California condor

(44:55):
and how there was only like six of them left,
like period, and so they captured them all and then.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Like over like five year like the gmodem.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
No, they just made sure that nobody was out there
shooting them because they were what now, the.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Caliboy condor count looked as a bird bird.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
Yeah, and so they they captured them all and kept
them safe.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
And now there's like maybe now like eight hundred of
them now right now.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
But yeah, they they now that there's wildlife preservations available.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Same with lions.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
They lions were on there or Siberia, tiger's excuse me,
they were on their way to be extinct, and they
did the exact same thing.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Huh okay, okay, all right.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Because they have they have a big wildlife preservation thing
in India for tigers because you know, tigers created from
Africa to India or to Asia. And they have a
major one for lions because they too were being hunted.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Because I'm telling you, we used to hear about the
snow leopards all the time, but we just don't hear
about them anymore.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Yeah. Oh right, So, like I used.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
To live in Connecticut, you know Connecticut is haunted, yes,
and you know.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Most of New England is.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
But some things they get right now, I've known like
some things like even in France, you can't call champagne
champagne legally.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
It's not from the Champagne region of France. In Connecticut,
foods have rules as well. A pickle cannot be a
pickle us it bounces. She can't bounce.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Like me in Connecticut. So what would they call it?
A fermented cucumber, a vinegard cucumber.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
It would be unfit for human consumption if it did
not bounce, and when dropped from the height of one
foot it should have some bounce. It seems like it's
it seems as if this was a food safety situation.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Well not really. I do think it was like pickle.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
Pickle growers or cucumber growers or pickle businesses and was
like trying to like, oh if my if your shit
don't bounce, then you can't sell it exactly, like kind
of like it seems to me like there's pickle farmers
who made big jacket of pickles, and then like corner
showing farmers and.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Like, hey, you're just a bounce, you know, corner show.
Piss me off, Like I'll eat them if they're there.
First of all, don't give me no fucking sweet pickle.
That's gonna piss me off. I hate a sweet fucking pickle.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
M gay pickles down?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Yeah then bread and but I'm not agreeing with you
no that Yeah, I'm taking my year back. I'm tired
of you attributed now. I can't even look at blueberry.
It's the same, like it's your fat like you. I

(48:32):
hate when you make foods for bit No, stop your
ruining everything their soft. Now I'm gonna start calling you
poachdast niggas like.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
See you gotta get creative? Oh my god, how awful?

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Can I tell you all something one of my clients.
This is about to sound really bad. This is bad,
But what about clients? They're probably listening to it. It
was very sly how they did it. They called Musk
a booty scratch her No.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Wait, no wait, no, no way, no.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Yeah, that was the way to say it because I
had forgot and I was because.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
We should have forgot. That was divisive.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Language was But I hate him, No, I do.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
I hate him, And honestly.

Speaker 8 (49:40):
No, you don't get to Afrikaan will never It will
never be all right with me.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
It will never be all right with me. You with
your two a's Africa with three right, exactly exactly.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
This episode. You can't, no, I can. I guess you care.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
We call africads in case the let's say yeah, call
it okay, you call it what. Stevie Wonder has a
song called apartheid.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
It's wrong. You can just put that on you can
just put that on. It wrong.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Speaking of weird food laws and also you know the
origins of hate. So Section thirty two of the Salmon
Act of nineteen eighty six stipulates that is it is
an offense to handle salmon under suspicious circumstances in England
or welles see.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
If I was a lawmaker, I feel like that's the
shit I went off it right, Like the Salmon Act
of twenty twenty five. I watch to is sure that
niggas stop using and braiding salmon.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
You may not blaze salmon in the State of New York.
Like that's the type of laws.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
This is anti black, this is anti black. I do want,
I do want to stop braiding.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
No no no no no no no no no no no
no no. Why is that contributed to us? Why is that?
Why don't make me answer no no, no, no no,
I understand that we are creative as we are and everything.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
I just I just think that is a sub set
of people that's not representative of the the general quotient
of Black people.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Are we a monolith?

Speaker 6 (51:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Are the majority? Are the majority of people? We are
brace we.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
Are because are the same And I wish people stop
laughing about it.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
I'm not the same as we're.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
All one option block away that we're all fucking say if.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
You want to take it down to Grandma theory. Not
to be confused with negro, exactly two different words, two
different meanings.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Words in Maine, actually no, and I. In Louisiana, it's
illegal to send a surprise pizza and I agree with that.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
You know what, yeah, because you don't get to build
me and you bring me the invoice for food.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
I didn't want to the people do that.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
That was such a thing when we were younger, like
people and having like delivered to their house, deliver people
to your house as a prank, and the only thing
they could do with is the only thing that deliver
with pizza and Chinese food.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
Did you know the last time I I can't. It
had to be the early two thousands. The last time
I called for delivery. Everything has been through an app
since like two thousand and ten eleven, because I remember
ordering shit online and having.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Well, you know me, so I like my right and
I'm I'm also nerved, and then also you know, there's
a lot of things going on, so like I will
call a restaurant. I just did it the other day
because it's a restaurant I order from. I knew what
I was going to get, and I called them. I said, yeah,
they got no cop salad today? Are you eighty six

(53:43):
cops salad? And they were like, nah, we took it
off the delivery menu today because we don't have any avocado,
so we didn't want to send out a cop salad
no avocado. And then niggas be mad at us, and
I was like, okay, very fair, very real.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Okay fair, but.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
I will call, like if something's on the menu, it
is not on a menu anymore or whatever.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
The I'm gonna call that restaurant and figure out what
as a that's different a place put in an order
for you to deliver it to my house. I've had
to do that since, uh since I lived in that staff.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
When to keep a stack of menus, like we don't
have to keep a stack of menus anymore.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Like I recall like my first apartment and like in
Connecticut at that and it was like I had a
bunch of pizza menus and and whatever the fucks around,
you know what I mean, famous pizza and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Yep, it's also.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Burger chea burger or you know, yes, yes, I remember
when my neighborhood was gentrifying and Tristan came over for
the first time and we were going to order, and
so I pulled out the stack of minius in the
rubber band and.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
He was like, damn all that delivers over here.

Speaker 9 (55:06):
And I was like, it's crazy, right, that's what happens
when I was like, we're going to tacos, we go
to Korean He's like what, But yeah, that was That
was a transition in history.

Speaker 14 (55:21):
One billion dollars. That's a lot of dough. And that's
exactly what Papa John's Pizza has been taking in with
orders placed through the Internet. The nation's third largest pizza
delivery chain said it hit the milestone Wednesday after incorporating
the web into the business seven years ago.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Oh absolutely, Umm, it's your turn. Why did the chicken
cross the road because Papa is being built out of it.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Didn't equipment Georgia because it's illegal to let your chickens
cross the road equitment. In Georgia, the law wants owners
to have their chickens under control at all times and
so for the safety and the sacredness of their chickens.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Ah wait, wait.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
What And in Gainesville, Georgia, it is illegal to eat
fried chicken with a fork. Okay, the law describes chicken
as a culinary delicacy sacred to its municipality.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
So you can't eat fried chicken with a fork. Only
with your bards. Yeah you like a real human being, yeah,
down to the bone. Okay.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
We had somebody, we had somebody on our Getting Grown
Life the other day and we were like, Kia asked me.
She was like flats or drums, I mean flats of
flats of drums. Yeah, and I was like flats for me.
She was like drums for me. So, you know, we
asked the people what about because we was playing this
or that. So somebody was like boneless and everybody was
like a hold on, who willfully picks ha? You know

(57:07):
like when you start crying with babies. So that they'll stop,
let's see stop and they look at you crazy.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
To be honest, I hate when people call things boneless
wings and I get it. It's yeah, and I and
people are like, it's not wings. It's like, I do
think it's silly, and I do think it's a marketing term.
It is, all right, just a ploy.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
But I'm also like, it's like when vegan restaurants put
that we're.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Talking, don't piss me, put that stick in the middle
of that, that cauliflower nugget.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
No, no, yeah, you're wrapping this ship and and fucking
like collie skin and wrapping around a bone like and
you know what kills me is that they seldom ships
on fucking Amazon talking about bones for your dick. Get
out of here, like don't like stops bitchp.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Like stop doing let me And then and then the
ship that you wrap around and look like gauze for cooking.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
They look like Lincoln logs that you're putting like you're
wrapping ace bandages around to make.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
There's a brand called bee Leaf, plant based chicken drumsticks.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Be Leaf.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
So you know, I I was reading The Atlantic, I
already read the I was already Avid reading The Atlantic,
but ever since you know, signal Gate, Like yes, but
they have this whole article about the fall of plant
based meat and talking about how like niggas was like
so gung ho until they were.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Like, because I told you that day that I was
when I was going to open burger spot with those guys,
and I did all that recipe testing and I used
all that impossible meat because it was a vegan spot.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
My hands smelled like peas forever. I fucking hated it. Yeah,
and I like people.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
People are Yeah, but people are starting to realize that
this alternative to meats aren't necessarily the most healthy for
you or.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Cheap. Wait, you can dead ass.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
There's a whole site called faux bones dot net, a
whole site. They have the fox chicken drum bone, the
faux chicken drummet bone to the pack. Those are sold
out right now, the faux ribbone, set of eleven bones,
the faux t bone, the faux turkey leg bone.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Oh this is crazy. Oh you can buy one hundred
chicken bones. Hold on testings here and I locked the
door so like it's like silverware, yeah, but like bones
for you to make. That's that's so fucking crazy, Like,
why would you even because you're literally putting eights bandages

(01:00:17):
around plastic silverware. That's fucking nuts. Isn't that crazy? Mm hmmm?

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
So do they have fishbones?

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Let's see?

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Is it just?

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Wait? Oh? Yeah, you're right curious, like because then it's
like now you're gonna have to like it's like you're
building a chicken or something, right, molding chicken meat.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Yeah, let's put fish Now, why the funk would you
make something you could choke on?

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
No? No, full fish bones? Yeah, it's right there before. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Yeah, you can buy these bone faux bones dot net
for our plant based listeners.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Are they're made from soy h yep? Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Well, internationally, Japan has a metabolaw.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
And it requires a.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
Metabol law and it requires individuals aged forty to seventy
four to have their waistlines measured annually, aiming to prevent obesity.
Now this is so interesting because I watched this thing.
I think it's this park in Korea where they have
like these like trees or like these like little apparatuses

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that you have to like slip through and if you
can't get through, if that means you're too big.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Or that you're fat or whatever. For the society, it's
very phobic phobic.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
That's why I always talking about America being obese. Now, granted, yes,
we are unhealthy. We are unhealthy because of the the
nature of our food stuffs.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Yeah, and also our.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Extremism and gluttny and.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
So many things. But also let me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Right, like you know or like that nigga, what's that
that nigga who runs around eating all the food at
the spots, the bit like the like I ate the
world's largest fucking pancake, and ship like that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Oh mister beasts and all of them, yea, all that
kind of stuff. Yeah, the man who used to be
on the Food Network doing all of that. Chefs made
the biggest burger in the world, which took place in
this restaurant in Athens Grease where they got to proudly
serve it to their hungry customers. But how many calories.

Speaker 11 (01:02:57):
Do you think it has?

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
But also they'd be phobic as fuck because let you
get you, let you get a little chubble on you,
let you get a little chubb mm hmmmm mm hmmm.
It's a legal requirement to smile at all times, except
that funerals or hospitals in Milan, Italy. Now I'm sure
they don't probably actually like enforce that, but you are

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not allowed to be a stink based face ass bitch
in Milan, Italy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Oh wow, m m.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
Moment is for lovers because forgetting your wife's birthday is
considered a crime.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
You know, they respecting their ladies too, Yeah, that's why
they have Like yeah, yeah, they.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Be respecting their ladies. I like that. Wait, what leave
your stilettos at home?

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
If you're planning on site seeing around Greece's historic sites,
high hills are illegal.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Whether should be like you're not gonna You're not gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
No, you're not doing that. Wait, and you cannot build
sand castles in Spain.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
In Mississippi, it is illegal to teach others what polygamy is, which,
you know, I feel that it's very uber Christian.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
I feel like that's a juxtaposition. Well yeah, I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
A specific sect of Christianity, because you know, there's dueling
ideas of polyamory and poly edgy and polygamy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Mm hmmm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Now I'm not attributing that to the black people in Mississippi,
you know, no, but no, I just find that but
they're not the ones who made those laws.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Not at all. I have something that's very ironic. In
New Jersey.

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
It's illegal to wear a bullet put bulletproof vests while
committing a cry.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
This is fair game.

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
You can't you can't be safe and protective while you
try to commit a cry.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
No, how dare you? What do you mean? Because it's
open season nigga like New Jersey murder capital of the world.

Speaker 13 (01:05:52):
I'm sorry, New Jersey, Jersey.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
So what happened?

Speaker 6 (01:06:08):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
So, here's my question.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Though it's a it's illegal to commit the crime, and
it is illegal to wear the bullet proof vest.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Which one trumps the other?

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
How much more time if you don't that's the obvious
answer here.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
But you know niggas don't always listen. So no crime,
no hashtag. If you're going to commit the crime, how
much more time are you adding with the bulletproof vest?

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Depends how black you are?

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
Okay, you know that is all right. The next weird
law and that will shut it every I'll shut it
all down. It's illegal to let a donkey slip in
the bathtub in Arizona.

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
Huh Okay, Now the next one, lets me realize like,
I don't know. I bet you this is a recent
law because some rich bastard decided to do this. But
in Nevada, it's illegal to drive a camel on the highway.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
You know, I'm not surprised by that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
Actually, I'm sure it's some rich, drunk bastard high on
cocaine trying to relive the fucking hangover.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
You'll, let's put a cambel in the escalator.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
I wouldn't be surprised by any law that's passed in Nevada,
just because of what has possibly occurred there.

Speaker 14 (01:07:49):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
It's illegal to eat frogs that have died in jumping
contests in California.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Oh my gosh, I'm was just talking about frogs yesterday.
Have you ever seen Magnolia? See what the movie Magnolia
with Juliet Moore.

Speaker 4 (01:08:15):
It's got everybody in it, Juliet Moore, Phillip Seymour, Hoffmann,
Tom Cruise.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Oh you've told me about this, and I said I
was gonna watch it. Uh at Magnolia movie not bakery bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
What's his name? William Macy? H He's in this, bitch.
Goddamn everybody's in it. God, damn everybody, John I think
this name.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
But basically at the end of the movie, it starts
writing frogs because the movie is about the movie has
a lot of religious allegory in it. Okay, this a
little black boy sys rapping. He tells you what's gonna
happen in the movie. But you gotta be like, Okay,
it's a real like let me get high and watch.

Speaker 15 (01:09:04):
With a double ass meanings up a stowe with my wrist, though,
think fast gets me because I throw what I know
what the reson is for your trouble ass be to
win yourself off of the back of the show jackass crackless.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
It's some ship mmmm mmmm but yeah, I forgot my
Oh yeah, I was reading frogs and all that stuff.
So in Kansas, hitting a vending machine that stole your
money is illegal.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
So I'm supposed to just let it be. I'm just
supposed to eat it. But I'm just supposed to just
just let it go.

Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
Something lets me know that I bet you there was
a lobbyist of a vending machine. So this gives me lobbyism,
which is you know, Americans speak of government corruption, who
like I'm on vending machines. Let me pressure the government
to do this.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. That's so random.
Why can't I why I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Not bashing a bat to the glass, but I do
want to hit the ship so I can make sure
my skins falls.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Down exactly like I deserve my famous amos.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Yeah, but they're always machine.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Oh did all that good?

Speaker 6 (01:10:38):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
I didn't know that amos. That is a Negro name.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
I don't know when I found out Jerome was not.
I just like my world is upside down.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Yeah, that's fair. Remind me to tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
As an upside down face afterward, do't recording? I put, Well, no,
I can't say.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
I can't say okay, wow, I'll text it to you
and then we'll talk about it later.

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
Well, now I want to know because maybe maybe the
audience needs to know too.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Maybe no, no, you'll see why after I say it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Well, in Fairbanks, Alaska, it's illegal to serve alcoholic beverages
to a moose.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
See again, they don't have ship to do.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
And I know this came from somebody getting a moose
drunk off of whatever Alaska's version of moonshine is.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
What is Alaska's what liquor.

Speaker 4 (01:11:45):
They probably originates. They probably distill a lot of vodka.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
Oh yeah, you're right, because it's cold, you know what
I mean. Old they make hoops. They also make gin
and vodka. But these niggas make hoos. It's called huchi knu.
It's a potent alcoholic beverage.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
This is indigenous, okay, all right, specifically with the Klinget
people near Angoul, who reportedly made it by distilling fermented
bark and berry mixtures with added molasses and yeese, taught
by the soldiers at Sitka.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
Now hold on, now, what's soldiers? Mm hmm. But they
make hoos in Alaska? Hu chi nu huh huh. I
love discovering. I don't know. Well, I love you have

(01:12:51):
one more? Two more?

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
Yeah, why not? Let's see. And Alabama it is illegal too.
We're a fake mustache in church that causes laughter.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
That is a law.

Speaker 4 (01:13:17):
Well, speaking of funerals in Massachusetts, and I feel this
one too. At a wake, mourners may eat no more
than three sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
Now I know, Wait where is this in Massachusetts? Onto something?
You haunted town? Yeah, like, don't I understand? We grieve
it and ship.

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
I understand that food be like helpful for the soul,
but don't come to the repast and act like you
a eight in a.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
Week, which unless the widow are the kids.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Yes, because that food is essentially for the family.

Speaker 5 (01:13:58):
Well the mother whoever the media, if you are not
the immediate family who does not have the strength right
now to sustain themselves, which is why people started bringing
food in the first place.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
But niggas do love to come through and quote unquote
fix a plate.

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
I also find it very weird repassed in general, because
it's like, why are we this owes to my thing
of homegoing and all that kod stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
But AnyWho, I've always.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
Like, well, why are we all gathering and eating chicken?
After you know, y'all supposed to be crying because.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
The only thing the only thing that's going to get
niggas through is the electric slide and a tuna macaroni salad,
And you just need to accept that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
I refuse. I'll be bringing all of the repast. I'm
making an executive word to.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Know, I'm bringing I'm bringing las anya, I'm bringing fried chicken,
tuna salad.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
But I'll bring a key lime pie. In your honor,
and I won't let niggas eat it. I will I
won't let niggas eat.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Your key pie. Yes, with my ashes that will turn
and be turned into a diamonds, I'll dust them on
the key lin pie. So niggas okay.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
So my last one it was it was so you
could be one like it was very It's supposed to
be like a tori and honor.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
But I yeah, that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Was about to go. What what's worse than left? The
last one I have is in Arkansas. There's two things
in Arkansas. A it's illegal to pronounce Arkansas wrong in
Arkansas and two and two's you can't honk your horn

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near a sandwich shop after nine p m.

Speaker 4 (01:16:03):
So I try to like rationale, like trying to find
the rationale all this stuff right, Like I could see why,
like maybe like a bakery because niggas be sleeping the
bakery and you gotta make up at four am to
make the donuts.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Sandwiches. Sandwiches don't get enough.

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
Respect, Yeah, but I don't think that you got to
wake up at five am to make sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Maybe in the fifties, what.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
If they make sandwiches lunch sandwiches, dinner sandwiches, catering sandwiches,
fry cutlet sandwiches, Italian hokies. Sandwich is another of monolithics.
See and don't you did try to say that. No,

(01:16:52):
they're not peanut butter and jelly and a ham and cheese.
I'm not creating equal.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
Niggas can be on a mode.

Speaker 8 (01:17:03):
No, No, niggas are not a model.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
That neither are sandwiches. You'll never be a politician. It's
not alligs are saying. I'm not like so many niggas. No, no,
there is, there is.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
No you know what next week's episode a list of
niggas we are not.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
Like, Oh, next week is the celebration? Which one? Next
week is our fifth hundredth episode. I bet you're the
worst in the relationship. I bet you know what it'd
be pop up? Do you know what today is?

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
It's the first day that we held peakies like you.

Speaker 12 (01:17:49):
Know, No, that is third season, Jada, that's like survival.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
I know, like America's next Top Model getting worse.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
Oh, we begin cycle twenty three of Jax. My god,
it's so stupid. Whoo oh god, I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:18:24):
Gonna go back every twenty two episodes I'm gonna say
it's the season.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Listen just like Survival, oh god not drag Racess podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
We got all stars Italy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
Thailand okay of the Jada x Z of the world,
like so much of us.

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
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subscripped to us on YouTube and will see you all
next week.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
Yes, we were moving over