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October 10, 2025 • 86 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know, I hate sleeping alone. But you said that
you would soon be home the baby. That was a
long time ago. I'm not feeling it. I'm not feeling it.
On top of you not calling me back, you see,
I bet you think it's all on track, and you
act didn't like it's all of that. I'm not feeling it.

(00:25):
I'm not feeling it.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I had two places. We're different places. Were you in trouble,
but you wanted me me? I had the bridge it
he said, feel deserted? Did you forget where your heart live?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Or?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Whoa whoa how who?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Everybody? Welcome back to the blackest Show about Nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
It's Jada x d Uh. Yeah we're here.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Let's start with some news first, because we got a
lot of ship to talk about today.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
So yeah, we are not doing international news this this
particular day because we need to focus on some We
need to focus on some.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Our own kitchen table.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah just for a minute, you know what I mean.
So we first have to speak on Trey Reid, a
twenty one year old out of Delta State University who
was killed. He was hung from a tree and authorities

(02:20):
are saying that they have found no evidence of foul play.
We all know what, we all know what's what, and
they're getting so emboldened. They're like to the point where
I was telling Kia last night while we were recording,
I don't watch Love is Love is Blind. But apparently

(02:42):
like they're just letting the maggot rhetoric fly as far
as discrediting and discounting the experience of those in the
LGBTQ I A plus community and what would happen with
their kids if they were queer and all kinds of things,
and it's just like being so normalized. Not that not

(03:06):
that they haven't been talking this way all this time,
but you all see the way that this is, like
there are things that still would be said in the
house that they are now saying, like, oh, we feel
comfortable saying this out loud because your unhinged, fucking lookie
of a president does and says whatever he wants to do,
including making ridiculous villain like AI videos on social media.

(03:34):
But we have to we have to pray for the
family of Trey Reid. I don't even know what actions
to tell you all to take as it pertains to this,
but just make sure you continue speaking this young man's
name because we all know what this actually, for real,

(03:54):
for real is also Jesus Christ. Uh Chicago and the
ice raids. They are really not playing with this ice shit.
This is some new Gestapo shit to the point where

(04:15):
they are they are trying to surveil our social media,
which we knew was coming. They are using intimidation tactics
such as deploying hundreds of military humans to come in

(04:37):
terrorize civilians in the middle of their fucking sleep. They
cleared out a whole Chicago apartment building, had people laying
on the ground naked, zip tied while they did their evil.
And we see from this footage that these ice niggas
are not They are not fucking professionally trained individuals. Now,

(05:03):
listen here, y'all know we feel ways about the police
and how they've been policing, and you know a lot
of the corruption that goes on within within that. These
people are even less qualified, which is crazy. They holding
guns like O dog like, they're holding guns like O
dog sideways at people, busting people's windows out of their

(05:26):
car with newborn babies in it. They have no souls.
And when I see that at least half of them
are not even motherfucking white half of all are immigrants,
your goddamn selves. I'm so disgusted. I'm so disgusted. I'm

(05:48):
so this is horrific, is what this is? Like, There's
no two ways around it. This is horrifying.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
Yeah I am.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
I'm gonna be honest with your mm hmmm A lot oftentimes,
you know, when we get these things. I remember during
during the protest, during Mike Brown and all that stuff,
where there was a lot of seminars and things about
what to do and keeping your id all you and
stuff like that. I see that. That's what I'm saying.

(06:18):
I see that going around again, and I'm like, that's
that's really inappropriate to say or do things right now,
you know what I mean, because that doesn't matter anymore,
no completely outlaw as time, you know, I think it's
dispect for you to tell me like, well, maybe you
should keep your idea on your.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Maybe you should suck a dick, Like what do you
even mean? We see that no matter how how how
much people are quote unquote following, that ain't no different
than telling people if you comply with the police when
they pull you over, there's gonna be a different outcome
than what we've seen.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, yeah, it is the last eight months have been
proved positive that we live in a different time where
law and truth and science are suggestions and and not
you know, factor anything cemented or anything like that. So yeah,

(07:26):
I don't have any words for encouragement, but just stay
black and keep your guys open.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah, you saw what happened with the judge who tried
to tried to block block one of his requests South Carolina.
They let her house on fire. Clarence Thomas is determined
to continue to be an evil, fucking raisinet with his
his plan to take away marriage equality and birth control.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Mm hmmm, mm hmmm. And I think, you know, people
look to be accepted so hard that they will throw
all moral and caution into the wind just to have
a piece of I'm one of you. You know, we

(08:15):
see it all the time, how how we throw our
own folks away just for a piece of that I'm
one of you things.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
You know, everybody in this whole scenario has shown that
they don't give a fuck about their own well being.
Because you got these farmers in the middle of bumblefuck
wherever the fuck mad because nobody's purchasing their goods and
their soybeans and so forth, and so y'all voted for
this shit, and you niggas who want oh and you

(08:43):
like ooh everybody.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
So many people who voted against their own self interest
in the in the in the means of racism, in
the means of or in the speed of racism, because
they couldn't fathom sing a black woman. They couldn't they
couldn't imagine seeing a woman, you know, represent their country.
They couldn't imagine seeing someone that they have not seen

(09:07):
on television that represents the American dream, that looks like
the American dream.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
You know what I mean? People can't.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
I think that's what that other thirty four percent can't fathom, right,
this idea of like this is not what I saw
in friends. This is not what I saw on television
on happy days, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (09:29):
Right, I'm telling you, I think the root of There's
so many things that we have watched where even remember
that DOCU made me watch about the Hasidic Jews.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Oh one years ago?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
One of us one yes, yes? And he how did
oh boy learn about America even while living in Brooklyn?

Speaker 4 (09:52):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
He learned about the world by watching what Friends. And
I say this as a friend. I've seen every episode
of Friends thousands of times, and I could see how
it was marketed to that way to get people in
the door. Okay, yeah, I can see how. I see
how people get happy days, happy day. You know, it's

(10:15):
it's fun and folly. But the fifties, you know what
I mean, perfect strangers. Yes, like I see, I see.
This is why we need to do that project, because
I see, I see where they There's an episode of
The Simpsons I think I talked to people about this
where they had they talking about subliminal messages and they

(10:38):
showed to join the navy, but they had Bart and
his friends do like some in sique type of like shit,
and so they had like a bevy of like background
dancers and they were like Indian girls and they were
like Eva, and it was joined the Navy backwards.

Speaker 6 (10:57):
So yash kep saying that, wait, what was that, Uncle Sam?
Let me play this backwards.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Showing the nuby.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Ship like that, you know, you know, m.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, that's.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
The point is.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
It's the fact that it's all awful. I don't know
what to do. Grab a bottle, hunker down, and pray
for daylight.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
That's all.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
I don't I don't know. We're just trying to make
sure that we continue to spread awareness. Don't say crazy
ship through your social media. You know what I'm saying.
Divest if you can. If I didn't have, if we
didn't have to keep promoting these fucking episodes to you all,
we would divest from the social media. Yeah, so find

(11:54):
your piece recent books because brain rod is real. Uh
And yeah, I don't know, everybody, hold on to get
a grip. Lean into your community because this shit is
motherfucking frightening.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Aware, I like how Chicago banded together and random about
of some neighborhoods. But I also, you know, we all
know that they're going to ramp up intimidation tactics as
people try to defend themselves in the midst of all
of this. So look, we got to lean into each
other guys.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
I also want to make a note about, like, I
have an issue when we as Americans talk about enemies
they're like foreign country, because there's this conversation about like
the Saudis and how all these comedians went to Saudi

(12:49):
Arabia and performed and you know, there's a lot of
talk with like even sports moving to Saudi Arabia and
things like that, and and the converce like, well there
are foreign enemies they are they do this and that.
I'm like, it's hard for me to talk about what
other country, what other country has done when historically, when.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
The wood plank is in our eye.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, so it's very difficult for us as Americans, as
Black Americans too. I want us to divest from that
rhetoric of like these other countries our enemy as well.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
How did we get to that point?

Speaker 2 (13:26):
How did we?

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Yeah, how did we? You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Well, they do this to people. They do this, so
does America just in a different manner. Now listen, maybe
a little bit worse.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
I think there are ways to keep that awareness going.
Remember I spoke last week and I'll say it again.
The UAE is who is complicit in in funding the
genocide happening in Sudan between the Sudanese Armed Forces in
the RSF and the RSF is a genocidal militia, like
they are no good at all and they are dire

(14:00):
directly being funded by the UAE. So niggas want to
go to Dubai to ride camels and take pictures inside
of whatever the fuck and and and you know, ride
buggies and shipped through the sand dunes that kind of stuff. Yes,
But as far as like when we use terminology such
as terrorists and enemies and so forth and so on,

(14:21):
you ain't doing nothing but feed into this particular machine.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, talk about the real actual factuals, like like you said,
like if UAE is supporting directly financially and militialy, you know,
providing weapons stuff, And that's something you should discuss. But
I I don't want us to get in this record
like what there are for enemies. There are we've made.

(14:48):
We've made, We've got our own domestic enemies.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah, we've created as America created this problem. Yeah, I'm
careful with how you how you talk about that biggest Bullies.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
On the pot in which falls right in line with
our episode.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, let's pace the bills. We'll take some break because
we got we got a little heat on us, a
little heat on us. But before that, thank you all
for supporting and listening to us each and every week
for the last almost twenty years.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
We've been on the internet.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Round up.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
You know, it's amazing how much you all support and
love what we do, and I'm ever so grateful, especially
in these times.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
I know you can tune.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Anywhere else, which brings your coin anywhere else, but you
guys decided to do it with us, and you know
for that, you know, I tip my.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Hat to you.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Oh god, I just remembered, MANA had a fucking bere
on in her interview.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Was it red be Off?

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Oh god, you know what I feel about the raids.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
So yes, subscribe to us our Patreon.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Twelve ninety nine. It's a good time.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
We're starting a new series called Prison Bride, so that'll
be fine. Fucking Rey fucking Berat like fucking Madline and.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Ours and yellow. We love our bread, we love our.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
That's what we should watch for ABC show we should watch.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yes, Oh yeah, we gotta take it to a time
of light.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
Yeah that's what we'll do.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah, yeah, man.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
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Speaker 4 (17:12):
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Speaker 2 (17:14):
That's how you find things where there might be merged,
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have anything to celebrate or to say before we go
to break?

Speaker 1 (17:31):
We just wrapped Life After lock Up, so if you
had any interest in that with the most anti climactic
season finale yet probably.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Oh yes, we have a guest next week.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Oh yeah, I got We have.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Christian coming on from Fallopian Files, registered nurse and we're
gonna answer some health questions. So cement your health questions.
We can't answer them all us at Jada xd at
gmail dot com. You can hit hi, must hit us
up on the socials dms if it's too personal. Can't

(18:08):
promise we'll get to everything, but what answer is the
best as we can all sorts of health questions, especially
if you have IVF questions if you are queer and
looking to do the IVF journey. Christian, she has a
wealth of knowledge about that, but also just general stuff

(18:29):
because niggas are afraid to go to the doctor and
we want to make sure that at least you can get.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Some knowledge here.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yes, okay, Yes, let's take a break and we'll be
back with more hit it Claude.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
After these messages, will be right back.

Speaker 7 (18:52):
Theorians are people who believe and feel they have the
soul of an anima.

Speaker 8 (18:56):
Here in Houston.

Speaker 7 (18:57):
Aaron and Van Rayhamdolph is a leader theory and community.
He identifies as both vampire and Therians, but today he's
here to shed light on Herians. He tells us his
identity is a wolf.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
And a ray ring.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
And we're back.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
So, like I said, we got a little heat on us,
you know, a little heat on I don't want to
say it was a lot.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Can I get more heat on us this episode?

Speaker 1 (19:28):
I'm gonna try to divert the kids are they're upset
with us?

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Before we start here, I want to pay tribute to
the late Jane Goodall, Doctor Jane. Oh, yes, yes, this
is all for you.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Queen.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Was important.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
It was important work I did you have? So Netflix
released a new show and I actually watched it because
I've had issues with death recently and I'm trying to
figure out and try to make oh myself okay with
it or whatever, because you know, when you get to
be a certain age, mortality shit is all around you,

(20:14):
so dangled in your face like tassels, Yes, like a
fucking carrot. So I So, if you didn't know, Netflix
has a show called Famous Last Words where they interview
people who are essentially about to die, notable people, and
the interviews are not to be released until after their death.
The first episode was Doctor Jane Goodall, and it was

(20:36):
a wonderful, wonderful hour and change episode about her life
and what she got out of it, how she thinks
about the world, because let's face it, what's y'all going
to do to me afterwards?

Speaker 4 (20:49):
I'm dead?

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, So you know she talks about if she could
send Elon and Trump and put them on a planet
and all their supporters.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
You know, she was like, I would if I could
do you.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Have people that you don't like?

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Absolutely, there are people I don't like, and I would
like to put them on one of the most spaceships
and send them all off to the planet. He's sure
he's going to discover would he be would he be
one of them? Oh? Absolutely, he be?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
The hoose and her last message to the world was
about three and a half minutes, and she she said
we got to fight. Like hell yeah, she was like,
if we want, if this is the end of humanity
as we know it, that we need to fight to the.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
End, which is you know, it's not lost on me
that that just came out as well as you know,
as we mentioned last week the physical passing of a
side of Shakur, who essentially carried a very similar message.
You know, it's not lost on us that that is,

(21:57):
that is what we're supposed to be hearing right now,
as we just came from doom and gloom and saying
we don't know what to do. We gotta we gotta
fight through it. We can't let it defeat us in
the sense where we let it lay us down, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
So with that being said, uh, no disrespect to doctor
Jane and Goodall, because I feel as though you all
are what we're discussing is direct disrespect to doctor Jed Goodall.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Hey, y'all should be.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
As Steve Irwin and anybody else, doctor Steven Attenborough distract.
So last week I posted a clip on our socials
and it was where Jade and I were talking about
how Noah has athere in at her yeah, oh multiple yeah.

(22:52):
So I posted the clip and so it went on
on YouTube short subscriptions that YouTube, and we got a
couple of comments. So I'm gonna read something to you. Mhm.
So three days ago, Louisiana chick oh nine said to us,
you know there's better stuff to.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Do than bullying.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Theory is I'm one, don't waste w a I s
t your time. You weigh you raised a child wrong.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
She called me a terrible Monday.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Yeah she did.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
And so then we gotta come they.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
For all, for respectful did some purposes.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
You don't get to be non binary and a donkey
pick one.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
No, you can't say that.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
That's not take it out, take take it out, take
it out. You can't say that because then you're gonna
get another attack on its act.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
We'll keep it. I'll keep it for patriot because that
because you know.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Because we got no we got non binary listeners.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
No, that's fine, but you don't get to be Atherian
and not binary at the same time. Non binary is
for human for human.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
No, you're right, okay, here, go.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Ahead, keep reading, go ahead, keep going, arguing to carry
keep going to keep it in because this is in
the conversation of humans. They are trying to usurp humanity. No,
that's weird. Okay, so mac okay brook where small fish swim.
Dash to X two E said three days.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Please use your names. Tell me all I need to
know chat.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
I'm an eleventh grade theory I'm a eleventh grade theoryan.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Suck it up.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Underscore theian, thea or thea two days ago said I'm
a year seventh theorian.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Bro I were tails to school. Don't bully us, just
ignore it.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
I agree with you.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Now. The agents are chaos.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
God bless you.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Stepp tid On our behalf. The first combin in defense
was from Louisiana chick. Oh you're definitely new here because yes,
and moving on My favorite reply, stay out of grown

(25:33):
folks business.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Okay, so here here's where I entered this chat because
Jane next, you've been on. We've been We've been rolling
for eleven years. Eleven years twelve in April. Mm hmmm, y'all,
not y'all, not y'all. Agents Who I don't raccoons eight

(25:59):
six' nine or opossum ten thirteen? Whatever who's tuning?

Speaker 4 (26:04):
In?

Speaker 1 (26:06):
AY i want you to save your piece and stop
searching for shit on the internet that just to trigger.
You that's WHAT i want you to, do first and.
Foremost second of, all we speak facetiously over. Here there
is no world WHERE i encourage my child to actually bully.
Somebody i'm not actually doing. THAT i told her as

(26:27):
matter of, fact keep your thoughts to yourself and don't
leave them alone because.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
We said specifically on the, show leave them alone and
befriend then.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Because hello that you know they? Different now y'all? Different
if you, Whatever i'm where your tael WHERE i have,
it but WHERE i will speak up is WHERE i
start seeing and. Listen, also, separately we understand that the
very far right has used this as propaganda for their hate,

(27:03):
right so their overall, hate which is WHERE i have
an issue when some of these parents are contacting administrators
in schools and making special requests for this. Lifestyle but, also,

(27:28):
Yeah i'm not, either BUT i and but my reason
why is because not THAT i give a fuck that
you put ears on or a bushy tail or you
decide that you want to go break your fucking femur
because you decided to try to run on all fours
and you was not compiled that, way or whatever the case.

(27:49):
IS i don't give A i don't care if y'all
go into the woods and howl at each other and
lick each other's. IRISES i don't give a ship because
it doesn't have anything to do with. Me WHERE i
do have an issue is that when you start making,
demands and you start making, requests and parents start making
requests and accommodations for this shit in, schools you then

(28:10):
bastardize the true movements that people are continuing to fight.
For trans, people people of trans experience are fighting tooth
and fucking nail and are getting hit at every turn

(28:32):
because this government and the people who support it are
hateful to them as human. Beings so you coming in
and making a fight because your child cannot drink milk
on all fours in the middle of the. Cafeteria it's

(28:52):
not the same as somebody discussing their safety over bathroom
usage or whatever the case. Is and, No i'm not
talking about their hateful bathroom usage where they're, like you
have to use this. Back, No i'm talking about where
people are, saying, oh well they go in, here they're
rapists and their sexual assailants and all kinds of shit like.
That they are you all abassardizing those movements when you

(29:13):
start making requests like. That so and, furthermore stay the
fuck out of grown people's. Business we've been running with
the agents for the last almost twelve. Years they get,
us we get. Them this is our. Community we don't
come out to the woods to larp with y'all or
to pop you in the butt WITH bb guns because

(29:34):
we don't agree with what you're. Doing so you stay
in your lane and we will stay over. Here AND
i don't know if that sounds.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Maggot that's so you, said they're way better THAN i
would have because let me tell, you let me tell
you for, REAL i. Don't and that's WHAT i was
trying to tell you. Yesterday, LIKE i think that people
are so.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Mm.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Hmm people have grown to be so narcissistic that they
have allowed themselves to not experience people anymore because they
would like to it's more comfortable to be in like
their own.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
Vacuum.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Right we've talked about this WITH ai and people who
are finding companionship THROUGH ai and stuff like. THAT i
think that people cling to this theorianism or, this it's
another it's another, subculture right where people are looking for,

(30:38):
belonging you. Know, sure here's MY i don't. KNOW i
don't agree with you or, none as are. You BUT
i don't necessarily agree with the notion that this doesn't impact,
anybody because it. Does AND i say this Because i'm

(30:59):
not saying we need to go kill the. Mom that's.
Weird that's some weird like villain as. Shit do what you. Want,
however it's very hard sell for. Me if you in,
school school is a place to learn skill and. Functionality
you're not gonna be drinking out of milk out of

(31:20):
a fucking bowl when you become twenty three and have
to be you, know work for a teacher For, america
you know WHAT i? Mean LIKE i LIKE i have
FOR i.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Have very strong like how DO i frame?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
This we're always in conversation about what is good and
just for. CHILDREN i don't see HOW i do see
allowing children to express themselves freely and openly as, healthy you,
know as a healthy you know response to, ship.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
RIGHT i think that's important for children and people to.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
DO i do. Want there's also a level of as
much as we hate to reject. Normality there are societal
norms that we that we have all identified with and
have all. Accepted, right we all have accepted that we are.

(32:23):
Humans we've all accept that we are at top of
the food. Chain we've all tend to have accepted, that you,
know we, well seeing that's different and see, again you're
not an. Animal and then this goes back.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
To like.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
If you, are if you are a, theory you identify an.
Animal that means again to your, point you're about to
take over a movement that for seventy fucking years that
people have fought, for you, know for equality or marriage
or not to get fucking sped on or killed in the,
street for just loving who they want to.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
And existing and also just existing.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
And, existing just.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Existing like it's it's very hard sell for, Me like
this is one of those Like.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Nianism is HOW i feel about.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Houselessness what help, wait hold on, now let me hear you.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
OUT i. WORK i was a social worker for ten.
YEARS i worked with niggas for who are. HOMELESS i
have a strong issue when you have a terms out
there that make white people feel more comfortable about the
issues that they have. Caused, Okay so Because i'm like

(33:39):
if you talk to somebody who's, homeless they're. Not i'll
call me. Houseless, now that's fucking. STUPID i don't have a.
Home Like i'm worried about getting something to fucking. Eat
i'm not worried, about you, know like what to call.
Me that's fucking.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Dumb and, this oh, okay, OKAY i didn't know where
you were going with. THIS i was, like, wait niggas
are are without homes for a. Reason but, yes, yes.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Exactly And i'm tired of some weird white, person, yeah
coming up with some very sure and and and. Whatever you,
know that's fucking. Weird, no stop. That and this is
WHY i have an issue with, theory is because why
do you have an issue with being a?

Speaker 1 (34:18):
HUMAN i Don't, AGAIN i don't care if You Steve
irwin died because the sting ray accidentally stung. Him if
you wiggle your butt and it it accidentally swipes against my,
LEG i will not. Die and you may identify as
a Sting.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
And i'm gonna tell you that, too because and here's the.
Other because we brought up school and making special. Accommodations
i'm not having fucking river his parents talking about can
you keep pigs butter. Refrigerator this is because that's the
way he.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Eat, no that's fucking.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Weird they need to eat an apple like every fucking
goddamn child at the. School that's. Stupid this is becoming
because my. Thing people don't know. Windows cut shit, out
because if it's, sterianism then people are gonna identify as
a goddamn rocking.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Ship so if you identify as a goat and you
eat a, can you are not gonna be able to
pass that ship like a.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
Goat and them goats better.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Play motherfucking taxis just like me than if you want
to stand and be like a, goat nay or whatever the,
fuck because you see WHAT i. MEAN i see where
this is. Going this is going to lead into, Well
i'm a fucking a, fan and then, again why y'all
never y'all are Never i'm never. Mosquitos nobody's a. Tadpole

(35:37):
i've never heard a bitch SAY i identify as a
fucking advice as, Always i'm a, pony Or i'm a
wolf or. Whatever fucking Bella thorne movie is, like, no that's.
Stupid stop Watching, twilight read a damn zoology book and
be a real animal that you want to be. Be

(35:59):
why can't you be a mere. Cat i've never seen
a bitch Say i'm a mere. Cat yeah, yeah or.
ARMADILLO i identify as a. Sparrow that's a nice.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
ONE i would like to be a. Hummingbird they're very.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
QUICK i actually saw a hummingbird land the other. Day
you know that's very.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Rare oh, wow, yes that is. Rare that's.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Beautiful see that was them telling me to tell humans
to stop doing the.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Ship stop the sh, out never flap as fast AS
i can. Like it's cultural.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Appropriation it is what it, is, disrespectful respectful to the.
Animal it is it.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Is and let me tell you. Something if a dog
takes a ship in the middle of the, Floor i'm
gonna be, irritated But i'm gonna clean it. Up if
you take a ship in the middle of the, Floor
i'm gonna kick your. Ass you hear. Me not only
is it a health, houser.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
That's again back to health because they knell stiff in
each other each. Other uh flee that ticks out of
their fucking.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Hair if y'all start looking at each other's asses like
dogs and stiff at each other's asses like. Dogs you're
going to get sick because you are not adult. Sony
so we say all this to, Say i'm perfectly fine
with you all existing in this world and whatever it
is that is getting you, by but be mindful of

(37:33):
the communities that are actually fighting for preservation as human,
beings the The Native indigenous, community black, people trans, people
it's such gay, people. Y'all see Where i'm going with.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
THIS i just want people to there is your people.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
First if you really let me tell you, someone we
went to school in the nineties and they talked to
us about how snow leopards were getting ready to be. Extinct,
Okay i've been hearing about the snow leopards for so.
Long go join a movement and save all of the endangered.
Animals join some habitats and figure out how you can.

(38:20):
Contribute and you want to run around on all fours
for as your. HOBBY i don't fucking, care but do
not bastardize actual movements of people who are literally fighting
to stay alive and be respected as human fucking. Beings that's.
It and also trial, well now the one, Child i'm

(38:46):
right with, you they, said just pretend you don't see,
it and you know, What i'm with. You i'm with you.
THERE i don't have no issue with. THAT i can
absolutely PRETEND i don't see. It and, actually in order
to honor you, ALL xd AND i came up with
a playlist of sorts for your listening. Pleasure if you

(39:08):
all want to go do these things in the, woods
you can do it to some of these incredible gems
written by genius talented human. Beings what's your first, election.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
Let me go to?

Speaker 1 (39:29):
It me mad and also state a funk out of
grown people's. Business, okay this is not LIKE i don't
see y'all going down to the juke joint to drink
first or white zint.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Fidel you, KNOW i feel as though you know as
much AS i my vitriol.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
Towards the theory community is rooted in WHATEVER i.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Do you, know in TRUE xd, FASHION i had a.
THOUGHT i was, like you, know theory and had fun To.
Jane so my first, playlist shake that, Monkey oh.

Speaker 9 (40:07):
My, gosh get crunk with, It get loose with, it
like sheol, said Let.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Bruce bruce hit. It my cousin used to get her
hair done next To Bruce bruce when she lived In.
Atlanta she's From atlanta, originally AND i remember we were
like a. Fingerws we were like, seventeen AND i knew
her hairdresser was, like that's a. Beautician, okay that's a.
Beautician bring back. Beauticians and she called me one day
and she, said, girl guess who goes to the same

(40:49):
beautician as? ME i said? Who she, Said, Bruce.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Bruce his waves were.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Immaculated it's funny how music sparks. Memories BECAUSE i thought of.
THAT i hadn't thought of, that probably since it. Happened and,
also REMEMBER i told YOU i used to have house
parties and my DAD dj LIKE i used to have,
parties AND i remember having we had a party and

(41:17):
my father plays shake that monkey and blow the whistle
and niggas lost it and it was really a good.
Time and to go back and think about that in
hindsight is absolutely fucking.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Nuts Too sure AND i share the same. Birthday, forever you,
know we're. Connected it's me Too. Short Jessica alba And Saddam. Hussein,
jessica she.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Don't think She. Mexican Too sure loves white. Girls there's
a theme, here and you are a rich white woman of.
COLOR hm, Hmm i'm From.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
California, yeah so who's on your?

Speaker 1 (41:56):
List oh, well my very first song classic, okay and
you all are very welcome for, this BECAUSE i think
this would be really fun To larpen The woods Is
George Clinton's Atomic dog Was watching The? Dog, YES i

(42:26):
Love Atomic. Dog it's one of my favorite.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Songs, YEAH i no longer like that song.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
Anymore And i'm gonna tell you why nothing because.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
It's so funny BECAUSE i just brought this up. Today
so this MORNING i was talking To chris About, oh
he was listening To Ashley simpson's, album The First, album
and we were talking about early two thousands music and
so SORRY i was we had it was it was
a larger conversation about like V h One More mornings

(43:00):
and what.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
They gave in like two god, yes.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Yeah and so we were talking about, like you, KNOW
i used to go at the club and like business
attire and, shit because that was two thousand and. Six,
yeah and SO i HAD i was On facebook AND
i had showed him pictures of the time AND i was, like, oh,
look you know, fine and SO i was, like we're
actually going to a party. Here that particular party was

(43:27):
A q party At ye and that was the first
TIME i had q, oil which is their drink of.
Choice it's also WHERE i met the wonderful late and
Great asha K.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Fanes who one of my dear friends who passed.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Away a couple of years. Ago but, yeah THEY i
don't remember much of that, night BUT i was, like,
oh C Atomic, dog BUT i remember that song playing
AND i was. Drinking you're not.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Wrong, ACTUALLY i have definitely seen cues stomp whatever it
is they call what they. Do i've seen the C's,
okay Then i've seen them do that to this song as.
Well you're absolutely, Correct BUT i don't put those two.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Together don't look like but it's. Weird, YEAH i Love.
Jordan what's what you got next on your? Lists you
KNOW i don't agree with this ship at. All so
my next Is Throad off By Trio Lee.

Speaker 9 (44:46):
War don't given.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Walk around the club everybody fuck?

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Everybody, Okay uncle does not.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Approve, No uncle does not approve of your.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
SCENARIO i wasn't expecting. That mine are very specific my,
songs BUT i LIKE i like. Obscure, yeah, well you
all KNOW i have an affinity for uh hip, hop

(45:32):
But houston culture is very. SPECIAL i love. WATCHING i
love the culture of different. PLACES i love our culture.
HERE i Love atlanta. CULTURE i Love atlantic culture through the,
times WHICH i think we need to do an episode
on because, oh, yes that's when we'll have. Joy, okay,
Yes BUT i Love miami based. CULTURE i love how

(45:55):
Deep Southern florida is different Than. Miami miami's its own
second as. Well LIKE i just love all of those
different avenues of hip hop and there is and you,
know we've also had many like the combination of singing
and rapping together from different. Coasts we've got bone thugs in,

(46:17):
harmony shout out to the, Family Crucial, Conflict Nate, dog et,
Cetera Sleepy, brown there was a there was a rest In.
Peace there was a man out Of houston Named Big,
mo And Big mo the Bar baby had a song

(46:38):
called just A. Dog and WHEN i tell you my
boy is floating with his rapping singing on that, TRACK
i love it so. MUCH i will give you all the,
chorus even THOUGH i Know abe's gonna put in the.
Clip how was at the club WHEN i that's WHEN
i saw some. Ride she looks kind of oh to,

(47:01):
me she looks kind of Thought, yeah she was all
up in my, grill SO i showed up my big daddy.
Skills i'm just a. Dog don't blame me, problematic but
the song is just a dog By Big.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
MOUTH i think a.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Break, yeah and we'll be back with more hit It
claude so many gems.

Speaker 10 (47:43):
After these messages will be right.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Back it's brought upon by a kind of.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
A bond with a specific.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Animal it could be either a zoo or out in the.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Wild for most, arians we have when we shift which.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
And we're, back uh theory And james And, James you're.
Welcome my next song Is i'd imagine you, know a
part of me feels Like theorianism is an escape to
avoid certain. SHIP i think the.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
Point and there will be a.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Point, well they will be treated like the minorities that
they are trying to avoid to. Be so my next
song Is Tables Will turn By Foxy brown And Child.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
What's? Brown, OH i love your. Playlist it's. Amazing it's. Amazing,
well similarly in the same, energy because being treated like

(49:19):
like the groups by like like like these true marginalized
groups means that there's gonna have to be a certain
a certain uh you, know fight in. You you know
What i'm. Saying if you if this is what y'all
are choosing to, do then you're gonna have to rally.

(49:40):
Together AND i think an appropriate, song you know What
i'm saying when you're going into beast, mode no pun.
Intended IS i of The tiger By. Surviving oh my,

(50:06):
god that's on.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
HERE i, said that's my that's their fight.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Song, yeah IT'S i of The tiger is the thrill
of the. Fight and if we're, fighting y'all. Better IF
i want talents coming out, LIKE i need, commitment you
know What i'm. SAYING i need. Commitment mm.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Hmm my next. Song you, know this song represents a.
Lot it's it's great to listen to. Wherever it's a cautionary.
Tale it lets you know what's up BECAUSE i don't

(50:46):
know if you meet a therap theory and that may
not be your.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Nigga So.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Baby girl By cookie is a song and when you
could play it right now and you can hear WHY i.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
WHY i, said.

Speaker 8 (51:00):
That's not your, nigga that's not your. Nigga that's not your,
nigga that's not, yours that's not your. Nigga that's.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Not that's not your.

Speaker 8 (51:07):
Nigga that's not your. Nigga that's not your. Nigga you
fuss them. Up he ain't saying pictures in the.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Club, yes that is a. Jam that is a. Jim
that's a. Jim it's, not it's, not it's, not especially
because if you're really a part of the animal kingdom
and somebody is a wolf and somebody's a. Raccoon i'm just,
saying do we like? Intermingle how does that? Work?

Speaker 4 (51:29):
OH i have another song for.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
That go ahead and, go please go.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
Again?

Speaker 11 (51:36):
Oh, oh.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
BECAUSE I i thought about, this, right Because i'm, like,
so what if you, Know danny identifies as you, know.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
A million.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
And sarah identifies as a. Pony mm, hmm.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
What do we?

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Do because they don't make there's rules to this animal.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Ship, Yes and SO i thought about, it AND i
came up with a song that works Best Stevie wonder's
Jungle fever.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
His worst, work.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
His worst word to describe this.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Situation.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Perfect, ACTUALLY i didn't think there would be a scenario.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Where Jungle fever would be Apropos, yeah, YEAH i never
thought that until.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Today she's Got, junklet they Got, Jaeve they are in.
Love mm.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Hmm you go black girl head.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
And see we don't have we don't have. Womanies there's no.
Wonie you can't be a, woman you can't be a
won you can't be a.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Pull black.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Pony crazy they.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
That's actually an extremely Appropriate that is probably the most
appropriate perspective THAT i That i've seen of. That thank
you so. Much you're.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Welcome you KNOW i do the.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
WORK i don't have a whole spill about this next
song outside of the fact that me and my dad
used to call it the throw up, song and that
would Be Genuine's.

Speaker 11 (54:01):
Pony, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Yeah also sounds like a bullfrog if we're staying on,
Theme So Genuine, PONY i think it's appropriate for this.
List you all are.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Welcome it is it is speaking of bull. Frogs my
next song Is jeremy was The?

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Bullfrog what the?

Speaker 12 (54:43):
Fuck jeremiah was A gulf? Frog was a good friend of? Mine,
students what is? That But i'm drinking w, now people.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
About the deep blue c jow for you and?

Speaker 5 (55:05):
Me, yeah it's the classic feel good hockey to, tune
you know WHAT i?

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Mean speaking of aw to the world in the same
vein and, also you, know playing off of some of
your earlier. Selections my next selection is also performed impeccably
By LaToya when we went on our. Cruise welcome to The,

(55:38):
Jungle man Every, Day guns N' Roses, Jungle welcome to The,
jungle won't you come? Back welcome to.

Speaker 8 (55:58):
Whatever you?

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Make guns And, Roses welcome to The.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Jungle i've been listening To New York groove From kiss great.

Speaker 10 (56:16):
Song.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
My next song My, love And You're Never Gonna Get
it by In vogue titles right there.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
BECAUSE x you will never going to get.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
It be on board with never gonna get, it not this, time.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Not where niggas are dying in the streets for just
to be, accepted just just to walk around and be.
Free you want to just leave and give up, shit
to be a fucking. Goat fuck you, like.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
Now, well you're never gonna get.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
It i'm, like if you if you're gonna choose to
be this, Way i'd just like to give you all
a little healthy advice via the next. Song you know
you've chosen not to be, humans and humans use compasses
when they go on. Excursions you, know since the beginning
of time to figure out how to get. Around maybe
not the beginning of, time but you know WHAT i.
Mean animals don't have to do that because they got

(57:30):
natural senses and things that tell them when they need
to fly in the shape of a v or run
in this direction because some ship is a.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
You're gonna wait for your.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Nose your nose and your senses don't work like, that
you know What i'm. Saying and when y'all are out
there LARPing and you get too caught, up you know
in what you're. DOING i need you to listen To
beyonce's find Your Way, Back find Your Wave back.

Speaker 8 (58:02):
My, job.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Because, ultimately at the end of the, day you are
not getting ready to survive off of grass and and
and river.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
Water didn't Have, medicaid but you do.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Exactly exactly.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
Figure didn't have a C.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
A you Have.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
ABAMACARE yea foodrer was sad because he could not get
food stamps and you might not be able to either
because this government is cutting all that. Funding but you
have the ability to walk your.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Purchased round.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
Beef mm.

Speaker 13 (58:49):
Hm my next song is BECAUSE i thought about, Like, okay,
well if y'all gonna be a, part Then i'm sure
y'all gonna have special needs.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Folks you, know there's gonna be some folks on the,
spectrum because if we go call it, out then everybody's
got to. Be you, know we're gonna have it. All
SO i thought about an animal who had a hell
of a. Story one of they're a special needs child
or animal and they overcame a lot only to become

(59:23):
taken over by a. Slaver and think about. It but, yeah, Yeah.

Speaker 10 (59:32):
Rudolph the red nosed reined had a very shining, nose
and if you ever saw, it you would even say
it close all.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
Of the special needs. Child and then when he came, through.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
How was his special?

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Needs he didn't have who else had a red? Nose
he was, special he had. Needs he he had Special excuse,
me he was cheated, differently there we. Go he was
he had no he had some sort of, handicap, right
because they all looked at, him we don't necessarily.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
The red nose reindeer had a very shiny. Nose and
if you, are all of the other reindeers used to
laugh and call him. Names they never let joining any reindeer.
Games now they don't say nothing about This nigga's. Ability
he had red, hair, WELL i don't, know he had,

(01:00:33):
freckles a, GAP i don't.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
Know it was, different it was.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Different it was They he was subjugated and then he
Said i'll show you and and. See and he wasn't
even taken over by a. Slaver he had to. Proved
he wanted to get wide. Acceptance he wanted to get
human acceptance, again human. Acceptance here he person acceptance in

(01:00:58):
this whole. Thing what's at the center of this human?
Whoman it's the worst, Episode.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
But my next selection is, actually you, KNOW i just
talked about the way that birds have to band, together you,
know to get to where they need to, go and
they they. Birds you want to talk about some frightening
but yet in tune. Motherfuckers, YES i have a. Story

(01:01:31):
actually tell me and Then i'll tell you my. Selection
i've been it's real. Quick i've been watching the greatest
REALITY tv show on. Television it's been on since two
thousand and, five Called Delia's. Catch we'll talk about it one.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Day but one of the, clips it's about a shipping
crab shipping boats out In. Alaska so one of these
shipping boats they got attacked by, seagulls like in the
middle of the, ocean in the middle of the bearing,
sea and so like it's like swaths of of, seagulls

(01:02:01):
Like i've never seen this. Many and and the problem
is that they get on the boat and it's, cold
and so they get confused because it's also dark and
so and they have this one light on the, boat
so they think that's the. Sun so so like they're
just flying into ship because you, know birds aren't always
so it was just it was just so interesting how

(01:02:23):
to your, point how they all form fly in. Formation
they clearly follow follow the patterns of, food which, You, chelsea.

Speaker 10 (01:02:33):
Are not.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Like they, know we know all of those things.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Exactly you don't have you don't have that in, Tune, timothy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
If you get on the wing of a, plane you will.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Crush you will die from from from pressure air.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Pressure you will crush via the through the. Inside and you.
Know my next selection and Is Mariah careys fly like a,
bird because even though she tells you that's what you
need to, do she don't mean that. Literally you know

(01:03:22):
What i'm. Saying, oh that is my favorite gospel, song
truth Be, told my favorite your. Head, oh fly like a.
Bird that's one of her. Best she really did.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
That i'm gonna cut that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Off, yeah that's my jim mm.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Hmm my next song BECAUSE i think you all are
Smoking Dick White rabbit By Jefferson.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
AIRPLAYER i almost put that on my list. Drugs it
is and there's a, reason well not maybe if they

(01:04:20):
in the you, know fourth, grade seventh, grade.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Somebody in the somebody in the in the pool was
THAT i THAT i agree. With somebody was gonna posh,
it and that made them larger and made them.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
SMALL i just don't Need timmy and his bangs standing
outside my building talking About now what the fuck you
had to say about there is like listen, here, NIGGA
i told you. Existed ALL i do keep a bear
spray because you can use that across the. Board so
with you. Anyway. Hm my next, selection the title itself

(01:05:05):
explains everything about this entire theme in. General It's Elton
John's Honky Cat.

Speaker 8 (01:05:17):
Better cat back to the world with those Days red Net.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
WAY i don't think that needs any.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Explanation my next you, KNOW i if you're gonna be

(01:05:54):
if you're gonna be one find, it but you're gonna
participate in capitalism just like the rest of.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Us, mother because you have to because you have to eat.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Exactly because ain't pay for it. Itself.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
Bitch, Okay so.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
Nobody is putting a nigga feeder in their backyard for.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
You, yes so hustle that cat By paul is my
song because you better hustle that. Cat, yeah you say
you WANT i want to see.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Sweat you say you want to win.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
IT i want to see.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Us you say you want to. WIN i want to see.

Speaker 14 (01:06:30):
Swett, yeah work my, mom, like be a, fed be
a fucking, donkey be be a wooden.

Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
Imf whatever the fuck as long.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
As you specialist by no care for those who are
inappropriately in our comments, Section go do your fucking homework
because you they'll got to do. That at the end
of the. Day you don't get a past because your.
Phalangies you can't write because you have a.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Paw them animals, talking goddamn wicked they. Were they were
professors and ship so you can't be too read a.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
Book goddamn.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
It arthur was about all animals and.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
They Mister ratburton was a queer. Teacher he was married
and what edge of Marcated where do you up here
talking to, us wasting your paws on fucking. YouTube think
ABOUT x go read ah and not.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Law stop Reading. Law it's, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
I'm feeling a bit. Peevish as you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Know there may be those who think that they want
to Be, theeans but they don't. Know they don't know,
exactly you, know what they want to be at or
who they. Are ben is coming back for a hot
second because it is one Of ben's favorite. Jams and
WHILE i hate the title of the, group it is
actually one of my. Jams and you all are. Welcome

(01:08:12):
that's for The. Theyans this whole. Episode it would Be
america's horse With No name through The desert.

Speaker 8 (01:08:19):
A horse name felt good to be the rain in the.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Desert you can't remember your, name no one to give.

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
You also feature All.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
La.

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
La that's WHY i learned that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Song, yeah that's how you, SAY i love. It that's my.
Jam that's a good. Song that's one for you all
to put on your. Playlists.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Yeah SO i thought about, like, okay well they gotta, die,
right not meaning like they have to, die BUT i
mean like in the sense, of, like, well what happens
when they have a homegoing service where they fallen animal or, whatever,
animal nigger or.

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
WHATEVER i don't.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Know SO i thought about the one song that made the.

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
Most, Sense ben By Michael jackson.

Speaker 8 (01:09:35):
Of us Need No, More we both found what we were.

Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
Game.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
The two of us need look no, more to look,
more we both. Found mm. Hmm that's ACTUALLY i can't
BELIEVE i didn't he really. Did that boy got in

(01:10:09):
that studio and sang his heart out for a fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
Rat mm.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Hmmm who produced?

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
That was That Barry? Gordy who did? That what if
he actually never wanted to sing that? Song sing about
that damn? Rat you let that rat live in my?
HOUSE i kept trying to kill that. Rat you gonna

(01:10:38):
sing about this?

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Rat And brady take that giant Of.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
It's funny BECAUSE i also have A jackson five song on,
here BUT i didn't think About, ben even though that's,
Blaring BUT i think this is as we were talking.
About nobody wants to be an, aped, y'all. Niggas nobody
said that they, were you, know a? Hummingbird. Nobody my
next song Is rock And robin by The jackson five

(01:11:20):
tweet tweet lidally what does that mean translated for?

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
Me, yes, YES i don't. KNOW i have like a couple.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
More you gotta talk about the old, divas you, know
you gotta give honor of reference and reverence, to you,
know The theeans that came before.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
You who's The MARSHA. P Johnson, Oftherianism.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
William maybe whoever used to perform cats On, broadway you,
Know Jennifer, hudson mm. Hmm but you want to give
reference and honor to the old. Ones So Old king
By Neil young.

Speaker 13 (01:12:11):
Under was scared of jumping off the dropping bags the best.

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
Doll the song is actually about his.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Dog they might feel bad his, dog his actual four legged.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
Dog, yes what's the genus? Name what's what's the genus
name for? Dogs? Dogs? Dog king by class border that's
what it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
Is And emilia cordatta mammalia carniv, carnivora that is their
kingdom fire in class an order name for.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
Dogs, OKAY i never knew. That what the fuck is
THE k?

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Nine, WELL i think that's another in the further end
of the thing kingdom order class WHATEVER i a, forgot
it's been so. Long whereas humans are An amelia cordatta mammmalia,

(01:13:30):
primates which we knew that nobody says they're a monkey.
Either have you noticed that nobody says they're Chipene shout
out To jane Doctor Jane.

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
Goodall no one said, hey.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
Because they said you better not be no damn. Monkey
you know what? Else nobody is or has identified us
That i've seen? This why hm woo chicken chicken chicken,
boy please whatever my next selection chicken, head Because i've

(01:14:06):
never seen anybody identify as a.

Speaker 11 (01:14:08):
Chicken chicken chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
Chicken hate, chicken, chicken.

Speaker 12 (01:14:17):
Chicken chicken hate, chicken chicken.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
Chicken mm hmmm mm. Hmmm they've, also, yeah they have.
NOT i am not M.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
You should never feed this to, animals, Honestly so this
is a warning song for you if you Practice theorianism
and if you want to go by the ways of
the animal, world unless if you're a, bird if you
identify as, one you, KNOW i can't you, know whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
You want to, do it's, fine, whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
But you should be aware of this if you identify something,
else but IT'S dj chipman peanut butter jelly type should

(01:15:28):
not be dogs peanut butter like you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
Should, no you can't dogs eat peanut. Butter they can't eat.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Chocolate what's The, well there's a bunch of ship that
can't eat peanuts or, whatever so you know you shouldn't
eat eat them jelly, Either so which whatever peanut butter
jelly tie can't eat peanut.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
Butter, yeah most dog, treats especially like homemade, ones include
cats due to their inability to process the high fat protein.
Content there you.

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
Go everybody want TO.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
I beliget carnivores is what they.

Speaker 11 (01:16:06):
Are.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Cats cats cannot eat peanut. BUTTER i can see why
they don't want to. EITHER i can't see your body
on a peanut.

Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
Butter, NO i don't see that for her.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
Either now what she does? Like AND i have to
like IF i accidentally, like well i'm, COOKING i spill
a little teeny pat of butter like, This nigga don't
eat no table. FOOD i don't have to worry about
any of. That but you drop a tiny pat of
butter and you will hear That nigga loves. Butter AND

(01:16:38):
i was, like you're my, child it's just what it.
Is you're my. Child, YEAH i have like two, more maybe. Three,
well you talked about THE, og one of THE og
pioneers Of, therianism and we can't quite call who that,

(01:16:59):
is BUT i think one of them might Be Doja
cat and her song is Bitch i'm a cow straight
like that yeah, move.

Speaker 11 (01:17:13):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:17:15):
Bitch i'm a cow. Bitch i'm a. Cow i'm not a.
CAT i don't say, now, Bitch i'm a cow. Bitch
i'm a cow. Bitch i'm a cow, Bitch i'm a.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
COW i actually like that. SONG i thought it was very,
STUPID i mean supposed to.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
BE i understand it's a joke about you, know feet
and racist. CHATS i really feel like we don't really
know all the ins and outs of what that actually. Is,
Uh but that lady is talented and. Entertaining she was
made for the. Stage she is quite.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
ENTERTAINING i don't engage with her content all the. Time but,
No i've Never i've never Had oh this is a
Bad doja, Song like you know WHAT i, Mean i'm
not she.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Also also WHEN i see, her like WHEN i used
to run across her little, clips they were, funny there
Was and THEN i saw her recently ON I Forget
whose talk show and she did a theater jazzy rendition of.
BITCH i said WHAT i, Said, yeah. Fallon there you.
Go and so you, KNOW i don't really have no

(01:18:24):
beef with that. LADY i don't really know her for
real like. That so to be having no beef with
her like that and Bitch i'm macaw seems vv appropriate
for this.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
Playlist, yeah my second to last song is.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
You know he.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
Uh if you're going to be a part of an alternative,
lifestyle then you're gonna have to do the like every
other body who has had to do. That so you're
gonna have to be on the download, too just like

(01:19:05):
this man who should be you, know put in a closet.
Somewhere But brian McKnight's on the. Download oh that was. Going,

(01:19:29):
yeah keep it on the.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Download that horse face ass nigga appropriately for this, playlist
very good mm, hmmm because you KNOW i have those
personal down With brian. McKnight Boycott Ban yeah he.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Has he once had good songs until he became an
insufferable human being and so now you, know any play
of his music is a complete co sign to the.

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
Devil, yeah not you, know.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
Derogatory, yeah spooky, music, yeah which we shouldn't use spooky,
Again i've learned we shouldn't use the term of spooky. Anymore,
oh it's. Racist huh mm hmmm mm. Hmm, again, however

(01:20:20):
WHERE i came? From because who had who had blue?
Hair who lives In? Brooklyn who came up with this?
Spooky it could be a, Thing it could be. RACIST
a lot of ship is rooted to. Racism but ALSO
i feel like what blue haired we now holds on
And bushwick came up with.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
Us the adjective spooky is a relatively recent development from
the nouns, spook which Entered english around the turn of
the nineteenth, century from The dutch word foreign apparition or.
Specter the term gained widespread use in the twentieth, century

(01:21:00):
particularly with the rise Of halloween as a holiday associated
with Supernatural the root the word spook itself comes from
The dutch word for a ghost or specter, son and
then somebody else took. It and then because spook we
know there is it Is, yes when used in a,

(01:21:22):
particular like.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
Saying gator bait is, racist it's like it's a racist
term when you use it as a racist. Term but
gator bait is gator, bait like you know WHAT i?

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
Mean, so, yeah you stick some pork pork ROAs at
the end of a fishing. Pole but also they've also
turned we also like we've also.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Yeah we have we have double meetings of things Like
america self fucking racists that they have turned like regular
regular terms like you, know flip the chicken like nigger
something like you know.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
WHAT i, mean, right or the buckshit you know What i'm,
saying that ship is. Racist they have turned shape.

Speaker 4 (01:22:01):
Racist.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
Yeah, god some words do come from some racist. Etymology
in some words they just made.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
Racist that's so, Crazy Like i'm just gonna sit around
and make this term racist BECAUSE i hate niggas that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Much. Yeah, no spook definitely comes from. Ghosts, Now i'm
curious how that was turned into unless y'all are trying
to say you can never. MIND i just figured it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
OUT i just, yep.

Speaker 15 (01:22:30):
All.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Right my second to last song speaks for yourself as,
well friends of the. Show in my mind two, Chains i'm,
Different i'm.

Speaker 4 (01:22:43):
Different Yeah i'm.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
Different i'm.

Speaker 4 (01:22:45):
Different Yeah i'm. Different i'm.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Different Yeah i'm. Different pull up to the scene with
my sill and missing. Feeling pull up to the scene
with my sill and. Missus pull up to the scene
with my sill and missus pull up to the.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Scene that's.

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
True my very last. Song mm. Hmm there's so many
BECAUSE i have a long.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
List.

Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
BUT i Am i'm gonna leave on a note that
that works well Here you know sometimes you, know if
you come across, etherean you, know you just gotta just
be called.

Speaker 4 (01:23:32):
And just be.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
Careful and if something goes, left hit him with the,
Heat hit him with the. Heat By Missy elliott And Little.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
Kim it's the queue to.

Speaker 16 (01:23:47):
The be to the double and long and it don't.
Start thinks that depas all of one. Thinks not excuse,
me but.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
The Cat Harley waite's soundtrack, version not the album, version
which happens to be the video.

Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
VERSION i want to be very clear.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
About with the het him with M hm and the
just for you and.

Speaker 15 (01:24:15):
Me very, good very.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
Good my last one for. Today it goes back to
what you were, saying, like you know what happens if,
they you, know one of the they lose one of
their fallen. Soldiers you know What i'm, saying how do
they honor? THEM i don't know if clearly y'all are
too big for a shoe, box and truth be, TOLD
i would imagine somebody's family would run up on you

(01:24:46):
if they found you all trying to bury you, know
your nigga in the backyard or whatever the case. Is
BUT i think an appropriate song to. Play it's when
dubs cry By prince swing each. Other this is why

(01:25:13):
sounds like. Cry, yeah yeah it is.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
Am so this will probably be the truest episode that
gets is canceled if not.

Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
Me but you, KNOW i, say y'all need to like
die or.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
ANYTHINK i just needed y'all to get a fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
Clue grip, BITCH i said WHAT i? Said, Yes, yes.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
Until next. Time, friends you, know listen to, us tell,
friends share this. Episode if you have a, theory now
you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
Not if you listen to, this you. Don't.

Speaker 4 (01:25:56):
Don't, yeah you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
Know if you are a, theory who's watching this looking
for a?

Speaker 4 (01:26:01):
Response? Eh you know?

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
Whatever how come none of y'all identify as an? Owl all,
right it's time

Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
Ago, yep bye, Y'all, yes and we're moving on
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