T'Kend: Thanksgiving Reddit Stories

Happy Holidays!
Let's get into some Thanksgiving Reddit Stories!
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
When I wake up in the morning and the sunlight
hurts my eyes, there's something without warning, there is heavy
on my mind.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Then I looked at you, nigga, and the world's okay
with me kind of just want to look at you, nigga,
and I know it's gonna be gonna be, gonna be
gonna be a mediocre day.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Ah Reggie Day.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Everybody, Welcome back.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Happy Thanksgiving to the Black Show about Nothing next t
Happy Thanksgiving to all those who celebrate Happy Thursday or
Black Friday. I don't know which day this comes out,
because if it comes on on Thursday, Happy Turkey Day.
If it comes on Friday, Happy you know. Remember this

(01:37):
is the day of the Friday when we were sold
at half price according to our historians. Jill Scott, Jill Scott,
Tony Bexton, Tony Brexton, Urban Grios. If you will absolutely
Indigenous People's Day. You know, my homegirl, Madium Bodium.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Is one of the ones. She's what are the funniest,
most wild people you will be?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
And she was like one Thanksgiving, I just got on
the bus and I went to the Mayflower.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
I mean Plymouth Rock. Excuse me, she said, I went
to Plymouth Rock. I went to Plymouth Rock. She's like,
and we did it Indigenous parade and protests. Well Thanksgiving okay,
mm hmmm, yeah, I'm not mad at it. I'm not either.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I'm like, listen, honor the day however you see fits.
You know, I was born into two poor families. You
know what I'm saying, mother's side and father's side. So
you know I you know, I stand on my soapbox
often many times throughout.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
The week, and I'm gonna honor the people of these lands.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Turtle Island, you know specifically here we're on Lenape Tribe land.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
You know what I'm saying, My honor all of that.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
And I'm gonna cook this ham and I'm gonna set
my black ass down afterwards.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
I'm gonna eat this ham in this dressing.

Speaker 6 (03:05):
You want me to slide some oil to you, golly
fucking jalapi.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
And I think all of those things can coexist one time.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
I'm just glad we're not fighting over digital cameras no more.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
That's so funny because we were Chris and I were
talking about Black Friday deals with stuff and how back
in the day. It was so like a thing, you know,
to steak out. And because I was telling him the
story of how I remember the day my mother got
the stupid Nintendo excuse me, the thank of Genesis and

(03:53):
it was sh It was like her and her best
friend Jennie got one for me and one for her
daughter Tasha, and they it was like four in the morning.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Because we were both there, yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
And doing like like you know in TV. They'd be like,
they think you're exaggerating it at these big box stores,
but now that was them.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
I was there. I was there, that was my sister.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
My sister would be like, you want to go because
she's like, we're gonna get up at three point thirty
and we're and I'm like, I won't be doing that.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
But they would.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
They would get up and they would camp out, and
they would go get shipped for prices that are not
worth getting up at three o'clock in the morning for.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
No they never they probably I think it was better
than though.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, because things were actually on sale back then, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (04:47):
Like, but in many locations the rush turnk violent shoppers
openly brawling over disc on merchandise. It's the sheer numbers
at America's malls that are staggering and estimated ninety seven
million shoppers crammed in the stores today. By the time the.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Weekend, niggas made a little bit of money, Like the
cost of living was not so disgusting that we couldn't
afford a digital camera or groceries.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
You know, I know, it's interesting. I've been watching, uh,
this new documentary on PBS support Public Broadcasting. I've been
watching uh, the American Revolution doc It's a brand new
dock by Ken Burns and some other white people. I
was quite shocked how they tell it like it is.

(05:34):
So I thought they were going to sugarcoat a lot
of things.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
No, yeah, really.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yes, I was quite surprised.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
And a lot of the historians are black in the
in the dock and so, uh, but yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
They don't.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
They don't shy away from talking about natives and how
they were slaughtered and things that they don't shy away
and talking about the perils of slavery or not perallel. Well, yes,
the day of slavery, but the evils of slavery. Excuse me,
they also talk about the evil white men. They talk

(06:14):
about you know, a lot of a lot of the
Revolution had to deal with like expansion and land, and
so they talked about, you know, the British didn't want
them to expand because the natives thought that the British
were on their side because they were like they did

(06:36):
they kept stopping the settlers from expanded.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, because they was given them, you know, poisonous.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
But that's not what it was.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
The British was like, we can't let them go too
far west because we can't control them like that.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
So so you know what I mean, it's almost.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
That idea of like how people think Abe Lincoln freed
the slaves because he liked black people.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
It's like, no, that's.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Political, Eddy, this was about money, this was about power.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, and so but yeah, this is really it's very long,
I will say, Divas. It is a sixth part documentary
and each part is two plus hours, so it's not
for the week.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
However, it's a lot of.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
For whatever reason I decided to watch it. But the
reason why I brought this up is that history repeats
itself like Hellas, and the first hour of the doc
you're gonna be like, oh my god, this is exactly
what we're going through.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Right now.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Oh, there's so many, so many points in history, so many,
like you know, we're living through economics again, we listen through.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
We're living through so much, you know, yeah, through so much.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
To your point, yes, all those things can coexist, ham
and liberation, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
I was watching Ghosts actually, you know, I love Ghosts.
Shout out to Tristan, who is a listener as well as.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
He's on the show. And so.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
I was watching the most recent episode, Thanksgiving episode, and
you know, one of the casts is or one of yeah,
one of the ghosts is an indigenous man.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
So what's his name is za Zapis Azapis?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
I can't remember anyway, So he's one of the ghosts,
and so they asked him in this episode. They're like,
you know, is there any traditions or anything that you
want us to do, you know, to make sure that
we're honoring the land that we're on. And he was like,
acknowledge it, you know, blah blah blah, and make that
sweet potato casserole with the marshmallows. Because they can't eat,

(08:50):
but they can smell, so they be playing a request
for foods that they want to smell. He's like, yeah,
I want you to honor my people and also make
that cast role because I'm trying to sniff that castle role.
And I was like, that is my type of time,
you know what I'm saying, Like, acknowledge the atrocities, don't
let white people get away with anything, like.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
Don't let them get away with anything.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
And also get what you need, niece, you know what
I mean, Like, because life is short, get what you need.
If you want some ams and some turkey, you can
do that while also holding white people's feet to the
fire the way that they did when they called other
white women witches. Anyway, I just felt like that was
appropriate for a Thanksgiving episode.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
That's fair. Let's see, let's take a break, let's pay
some bills, take a break. Then don't tell you about
my week, and we'll go into what we're all.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Here for, some spicy oh yes, spicy reddish stories, you know,
surrounding the holid.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
We still have a week. I have a week up there.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
So before we get into that again, happy Turkey Day
and holidays abound, Happy day off.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
But you know, tell a friend, tell a friend, tell
a friend.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
That we are here, still hanging out, you know, doing
the thuk Thistle, so also support us on Patreon.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
It's a good time.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
We are finally after ten years of discussing this film,
we are final.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
Watching Watch Family.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
If you don't know, YouTube are always on the route,
so so if you know, you know, but sign up
for the Patreon. Also subscribed to us on YouTube. We
have some new YouTube content. Yeah, we Jade and I
watched Tyra and Naomi Campbell. I was gonna make that

(11:03):
just a private Patreon video, but I was like, this
is too good.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
And boy did the internet.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Wait, we're not gonna get flagged, but we didn't go Okay.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Were like, next, you don't know what they're talking about,
because clearly we're just too aunties, just talking ship like
that the thing we don't.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
We don't know what we're about.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Ty Yeah, apparently we got some facts wrong about her,
which is fine.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
I don't give a ship.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
I don't, but I don't.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
I'm like, I'm not dying on a timer, Biggs Hill.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
We were watching her be un hite as she likes
to be, and it's fine.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
I don't know, I'm not you know, she It's fine,
But thank you for educating us in the comments, you know,
and all that stuff, but just that's cool, but you
should know us. But anyway, there's a lot of investment.

(12:03):
But any grabbed us on YouTube is free of the
U would be and possibly will ever be, so you know,
and click the notification bill too, which is super important
because we drop at any time at any given moment,
so you don't want to miss it, so you know.
And also you turn all your notifications on your settings

(12:25):
on your phone. So that's how it happens. Because I
was like, how does this work for real? Par I
was like, that was where I was missing. But yeah,
join the discord. It's a wang dang doodle in there.
Miss community. It's a good time. But do we have

(12:47):
any special announcements?

Speaker 4 (12:49):
Nope? Yeah, hit a claude.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
After these messages, will be right back.

Speaker 8 (13:02):
It's awkward pauses that tend to happen during conversations with
family members we don't regularly see and friends of the
family who we don't always chat with, you know, the
ones who often bring up delicate subjects like your politics,
your career.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Tracks, or your love life.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
And we're back celebrating Thanksgiving weekend. Tea Kenned, if you will.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
You made it worse. That's crazy. I didn't think that
was possible.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
You made it, were you?

Speaker 4 (13:47):
No?

Speaker 5 (13:49):
I protest, boycott je Next to.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Came the weekend. I also had a birthday to a
kid Fury. It was his birthday, Yes, yes, happy birthday, brother,
it was.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
There was a lot of birthday Santana's birthday, yeah, kid
Fury's birthday, by Nicky's birthday, Brandon's birthday. If you are
in the Houston area and you want your eyebrows microcheted
in the best and most natural way, make sure you
hit up plentiful. I mean, I'm sorry, n L makeup
for all of the services, honestly. Yeah, all the birth

(14:35):
lots of sad, lots of sagitt terrorists.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
A lot of people A lot of my.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Kids in the jail were said, yeah they was doing it.
At was that Christmas? Or with New Year's?

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Yeah? About yea, yeah, just about New Year's.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Right after somewhere there must.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Have been a harvest. Is there a winter harvest around there?
Is that?

Speaker 5 (14:55):
Is that baby who's Valentine?

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:59):
No, I I think virgo. Anyway, I don't have time
to science.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
I yeah, shout out to all the sagittarists.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
I had a week man I was. Tristan was like, okay,
young lady, because I was out, oh wow, and you know,
I don't I know. Back to back. I went to
the seventy six National Book Awards. Yes, it was amazing.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
At Shipriani heard the incredible, incredible genius that is Roxanne Gay.
She won an award. So she spoke and I'm just
I'm such a fan. I'm such a fan. There were
so many incredible authors. It was nice to be in
a room of some thoughtful people. For the most part,

(15:46):
Roxanne called out, you know a lot of these white
publishers who don't you know, just like executives in television,
you have no cultural backbone, you have no nothing, but
you have all the opinions, and you also hold the
money in the.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
Power and you need to stop with the gatekeeping.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
She called them out in her speech, which I thought
was really beautiful. I'm not doing it justice. That was
the most truncated, but it was really dope. Shout out
to DJ Reborn she DJed the after party, but yeah,
that was a real that was a really dope experience.
And then I went upstairs for the after party and

(16:24):
who was there first on the dance floor solo Ellie. Yes, Now,
the awards was obviously formal, right, so we had to
dress up so Ellie and true Ellie fashion, because remember
Ellie goes out with her aunties. So Ellie had on

(16:46):
her her ball gown, she had on a first stole. Okay,
she had on elbow length gloves and you know her
signature pony, and she was having the time of her life.
I will insert a video here. I will send you
a video to insert here of Ellie dancing to Mary J.

(17:08):
Blige and having herself the time. So me and Ellie
we danced together on the dance floor, you know what
I'm saying. We got down and then immediately I had
to send it to Crystal Jean, who you know, was seething.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
But that was a good time.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
What white people did you really? What do you think
white people's nuck if you bucket is?

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah, but they're about to have a whole movie about
it with Hugh Jackman and Kate Hudson.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Oh maybe it's sweet Caroline. Yeah, okay, so you know
I figured out what white people's electric slide is.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
Then Abba, yes, fucking.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Fucking can't jab having.

Speaker 9 (18:09):
Time watch that session that scene of a squee.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
When I tell you, they start.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Floating, they start spinning, they lose their ship.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
I swear they started.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Putting a fist and fist upalm like they were they
lost their ship.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Came. It's so interesting.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
And then.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
To watch them dance to Chappelle rollan, she's giving new
a like I don't.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
Know, she might be their new.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Or like the way she might be a Fleetwood Mac
she might be.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
She is there, she is there, like she's there, just
their new.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Like remember like in Covin, how like when Jessica Lange
was dying and they realized, yes, she is.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Sarah Paul, Like, yeah she is. They love Chappelle rowand
yeah they did. They love her and they love that.
Uh get they liked it. They liked I know that's
not the song's thank you it is.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, I live in Los Angeles is a haven for
that type of music, you know, Like it was cool
with Sabrita Carpenter because I like that song because it's
got a little group and she's f.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
I don't even know who she is, but I know
that she's very like let me look.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Up, she's like and all her lyrics are like tongue
in Cheecken Like, I like, yeah, short is a good album,
but like the.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
Over, I told you she gives Hillary supporter and I
just don't.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
She's a Bernie.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
You know, she's a I know, a Bernie, a birdie girl.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Because let me tell you, so, there's something different about
white girls with curly hair and banks.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
There's just there. I can't explain it. But they're Bernie.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
School treasure energy.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Yeah, you know, like it's in these somebody's young. They
love the vintage haircut that comes with the personality.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Yeah, the urban outfitter kids of the world exactly.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
We want to be outcast, but we're not.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah, like the Wilson stop on the No.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
I mean that singer. I watched that movie. It's cargo Finger. Yeah,

(21:26):
I don't know none of the word.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
And then the other one I'm gonna tell you are
white girls. White girls did what they were supposed to do.
I'm like, yes, I need you to basket all your whiteness.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Yes, white girls things, Nigga.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
I stuck my head out the window like a fucking
dog when that song came on.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
You just you just bask, you know.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
What I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Even though she did for Barbie. It is real sad
at the pressent. What's Billy? She did the Oscar song
for bar Be the movie what's the what's the song?
That's what it's made for?

Speaker 5 (22:04):
You could, oh rest in peace to that black queen? Yeah,
she goes, Yes, what was.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
I made for?

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Yeah? Yeah, some of the white girl, he's got it.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
But just but that that that Chappelle Rowan, that's their
new their new Supreme.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
She's a lesbian, right big league.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
All her songs, cowboy, all her songs are about women.
She's That's the one thing I do like about her, Like,
don't get a twist.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
I don't like what the song?

Speaker 5 (22:43):
What's the pick? Oh yeah, yeah, that's lesbian.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Yeah, it's music not about men. I like that. But
I just don't know.

Speaker 5 (22:57):
I really prefer that. I really prefer that.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
That's where I'm like, Okay, I'm seeing the I have
to you have to put the dots together for me.
Lesbian is part of those, so I'll take it. You know,
a lesbian a curly hair with bangs.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Mm hmmm, hmmm mm hmmm.

Speaker 5 (23:15):
But oh oh also also I went to the boy's mind,
the boy's mind, the boy's mind.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Oh okay, anti fest yes, or I'll say nope, say it, Nope,
say it, Nope, say it. You gotta say it now City.

Speaker 10 (23:44):
Yeah, I know you don't have to say girl, I'm
not saying say anything like they were saying with twins fraternally,
twins fraternally.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
Yeah. Yeah, I was there, you were there, he was like,
it was oh, we were all.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
We were represented across across our individual diasporus. So they
had openers, openers, openers and openers.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Queen of Music money long before her.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
First of all, did you know American Idol still comes.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
On mm hmm on ABC And the only reason why
is because you know, I actively watched Hulu and every
time a new season shows up, it comes on, and
every time I had the same reaction like, oh shit,
American Idol exactly exactly.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
So they had it, you know, in the little front
it was like twenty twenty five American Idol winner Jumaine.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Jamani. I know how to say your name. I just
have to.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
I will never not call you Jubaid whatever. That nigga's
name is Jamal Jumaine. I don't know what his name is,
but he's a twenty two twenty five American Idol winner, right,
black boy, Yeah, love that, you know what I'm saying.
I think he has braids, lovely voice. Didn't know that
until we got to the venue. So I go with

(25:13):
Crystal Jane. We too down the stairs, you know, to
the floor where it was at Barclays. We're going through
the aisle finan seats, and she did not realize in
all of her highness that the nigga was singing on

(25:33):
the floor. So he was like doing audience floor work.
He's doing audience work. He's walking through and you know
it's he's the opener open or opener, so you know,
niggas are just now getting in, but they were on time.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
So he's singing on the floor. He happens to be
in our aisle, like right where our road is.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
So that's why I was like, all right, let's we
shouldn't walk up, like, let's let the nigga finish singing
and then move along to wherever next aisle. He's getting
rid walk to Crystal Gene did not know what was
going on.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
You know, she be lost, so she's like, that's why
I say so, And I.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Said, Crystal, that is that's the nigga singing that's the
American idol nigga we saw in the Kiosk.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
You gotta let him finish singing. But that's why I says,
I didn't know he was.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
And I was like, oh my god, and all the people,
who the fuck is this?

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (26:32):
So there was that, and then Mooney Long came out.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
No.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
I like her. I like her little autistic self, and
she is autistic. On the record, she has said it.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
So this is not not being an asshole, and it
comes out in the way that she performs, like in
the best way.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
You know what I'm saying. She gives you theater. This
she was It was a rusical.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Yes, I have come to learn that she gives one
woman's show. She was performing during Coach Hella last year,
I think, and I caught her performance on the Hulu
again mm hmmm hmm.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah, And it's theater. She's clearly a theater kid. I also.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Had.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
I did not realize this beforehand. And I want you
to stop posting this about niggas. I want you to
stop posting a lot of things about niggas. The twin
where Have You Been song is about her child. It
is about the bond of a mother and child, and
if you start to listen to it, you're like, oh

(27:46):
it does, yeah, skin to skin all of that kind
of stuff. Y'all keep attributed to your big grown children, niggas,
But it's not. It is about a child.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
I don't know. She didn't do much explain it. There
needs to be some educational pieces doing.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Okay, let's look this up.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Because when she had had Kevin baked out here doing
videos with that fucking song, So no, she should have
she should have clarified. She should have came with the
disclaimant like, hold on, this isn't about you know, but
that's also just like when people huh sing pretty wings
and ship at, you know, and this woman's work like

(28:30):
those are awful songs.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
Wait, hold on, wait is this about her child?

Speaker 2 (28:39):
See mm hmmm, well yeah, no, you're absolutely clarification because
she said.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
She said it was about her kids.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
I think, yeah, yeah, Wait hold on, no, wait, no,
this is read the lyrics.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
Okay, all right. Verse one.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
The smell of your perfume. I thought I was immune.
That's already confusing. Looking around this room can help, but
see the traces of you. This moment is surreal. I
can't put into words how I feel. See that could
go any direction, but that feels like Twin, where have
you been? Nobody knows me like you do. Nobody don't

(29:29):
love me quite like you can't even day naet every
time I try, yet one look in my eyes. You
know I'm lying, lying body to body, skin to sin.
I'm huh you amaze said you said you were made
for me? Think you were made for me?

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Yeah, you were made for me? Verse two.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
It ain't every day that I get in my feelings
this way. I knew it was rare because before you,
I never did care. Don't know what I would do
if I had gone on with without you, Twin, where
have you been?

Speaker 4 (30:05):
This is lesbian coded? So are you?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
This is not This is not selling me about Yes,
I'm thinking about your nigga.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
This is about girl on girl.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
The smell of your perfume. I thought I was a mute.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
The smell of your perfume. I thought I was at mure.
Smell your perfume. I thought I was a mute. Yeah,

(30:40):
this is about double clicking. Are you?

Speaker 5 (30:45):
I think?

Speaker 1 (30:47):
I think it's not Listen the subtext is there, it's
not even subtext.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
The lyrics are there that is about ladies who love ladies?

Speaker 5 (31:04):
What hold on? What is this song called twin? Where
have you been? What is twin? Where have you been about?
Mm hmm come on computer, uh huh uh huh oh okay,
the song is called made for Me.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Nope, you're still not giving me any clarification. Okay, yeah,
I need money to come through now I do.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
I enjoy that. She also comes out to money, Money,
Money Man. That's her little intro and it's very cute.
It's very cute.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
And her outro when she leaves the stage, she has
a cute like old lady likes sense of humor.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
She I really enjoyed her. Then Calandria came out.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Oh okay, and it was.

Speaker 5 (31:59):
Really uh huh yeah, and it was it was. It
was nice to see Clundria.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
She looked incredible, looked great, sounded good. Yeah, she performed,
she got up there, she care you you know, she danced,
she did all Yeah, she did her thing.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
It was nice, you know, in a nostalgic and a
familiar black girl way, to watch her bob sweat out
while she was dancing.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Oh yeah, you don't see that often exactly.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
So I appreciated like seeing when she first took the
hat off, and I was like, yes, Bob. And then
as she kept going on, I was like, yes, that
Bob is getting sweat out, but in the best way, you.

Speaker 5 (32:44):
Know what I mean. And then you know, the girls
came on.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Yeah, I'm because I'm not I'm not going to see
this concert. I also think my time has passed. I think, yeah,
they did the l a leg and things.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
The girls came out, and you know, they are themselves.
Brandy is Moe's show and Monica is. She definitely put
those white shoes up before she sang before you walk
out my life, and it was big, big imagery.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Of those white shoes.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
You had to Then she begged and pleaded for the
audience to give this shut up and she knew that
nobody would. She acknowledged, you know what I'm saying, her
gunaka side, and she also embodied all of that because
she brought out New York's own Max b Wow.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
So on every tour does she bring out like a Wayward?

Speaker 2 (33:58):
I think so because I heard about her bringing out
hook Head in the Carolinas. So she brought out Max
b Which and he's saying sexy love. If you don't
know sexy Sexy Love is so Max B used to
call himself the remix King.

Speaker 5 (34:13):
For the young people who don't know who he is.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Max B has been locked up for some years, and
I think niggas like to say free Max B more
than they actually cared about Max B being free based.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
Off of how they have responded.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
But anyway, I digress. Max B was the calls himself
the remix King. So he had a song called Sexy
Love which was which was a mixtape rendition of him
rapping singing over Destiny's Child.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
Is she the reason? And he did said.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Song because Monica brought him out because again she does
love a wayward nigga.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
To come me shit baby, please gave you. You know
that's just her brand, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Like, I feel like if she drove her ultimate and
was at that level of life, she would she'd be cooking.
You know, she's she's my Auntie Charlotte. My Auntie Charlotte
was a crackhead at one point, but think got clean.
No rest in peace. No I didn't no follow me,
no follow me, follow me. Okay, listen to me that

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came out wrong. Listen to what I'm saying, my Auntie
Charlotte shout out to her rest in peace. Once upon
a time was a drug abuser. She was very open
about her stages of drug abuse through her life. Okay,
cleaned it up, found the Lord, got very into the
church and was a coordinated queen. If she had purple

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and she had purple eyes, shadow, purple purse, purple shoes hat.

Speaker 5 (36:01):
It's also from Chicago.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Auntie Charlotte was one of the realest niggas you ever
gonna meet. And once she got clean, she always lived
in the hood.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
You know what she did. She'd be like, I hook
up the best pot of the ramen noodle and.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
She would pull out a gumbo pot and make like
seventy five packs of noodles and noodles and doctor it
up with shrimp and chicken and extra veggies and all
kinds of shit. And she would feed niggas in the
street because she was like, I know it was like
to be hungry and I ain't got a lot of money.
She worked at fucking Macy's. She was a number one

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sells person. Like Auntie Charlotte was a queen. And I
say all that to say, Monica gives me Auntie Charlotte energy,
where she gonna look out for all kinds of quote
unquote wayward niggas, and she's always gonna show up for
them in a particular way, whether that's in a good
way or not. And that's just what she does. So

(36:57):
she hook Head did not need her to be giving
him a handout. And I still don't understand her relationship
with Kevin Gates, but that's not my business to understand.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
She brought out Max b Max Be performed.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
She brought out Sierra, you know, as she shouted out Atlanta,
Sierra did her you know, one two step and three songs.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
Yep, looked fantastic.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
We're gonna get you know, she's good for a hype up,
you know, Siera seemed like she got good energy. Still
don't understand that Kardashian connection, but that's okay, not my business,
not okay, but you know what I mean, I'm not
gonna put too much into it. She brought out Fabulous. Okay,

(37:39):
bedstis got a guy from Bedstock right here, bench sitting
on top like a head wag Bedstock fly Bush sick.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Yeah, so yeah, away where nigga? Yeah, if she brought
off fat Joe.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
Medium Joe, medium Joe.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Now, yes, sure it was a small though, and she
brought him out Fat Joe. I'm like, you know whatever,
Fat Joe makes me laugh exactly, he makes me laugh.
Now you know, big pun you rest in hell. But
Fat Joe, what I feel, I feel no whatever, I feel,

(38:29):
no way or the other. But yeah, it was. It
was a good time. We got all our cuts in
all of our gems. You know, the two things I
really needed to hear from Owaisha was full Moon and
an Angel in disguise, and I got.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
Both of those.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
I also recently have learned that Joe Budden is like
number one fan president of the Brandy Fan Club, which.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
I mean, listen, y'all know, good music, good for you. Yeah,
don't behaveeful.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Niggas all they love her and brand her and Monica
mm hmm, they hed.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Niggas love. Niggas love ultimate music.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
Niggas love ultimate.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Because again they take they.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
Love Gold and Fantasia too.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
They take their girl's car and that's what's in it.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
You're right, probably secret LaToya. Look, I listened to a
little more. I just every time you say a little more,
I just those little legs pop in my mind.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
And I just can't kid about those little legs dazzle panties.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
It's amazing.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
It sounds like you had a busy week.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
Yeah, it was a busy week, like Christan said.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
He said, okay, young lady, and I was like, nigga,
I can't do weeks like that on a regular leg,
not at all.

Speaker 5 (39:50):
But it was a good time. It was a good time.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
The only thing I did I we went to go
see uh gay movie, the sequel.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Did you Wicked for Good? We went to go see it.
How was it?

Speaker 1 (40:06):
M Okay, I'm gonna tell you this, so we go.
You know, it came out the originally came last year.
I never saw the play. I never even really heard
songs I knew. I knew define gravity because you know,
you just hear the song.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Around or whatever.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
But I never I never knew really much anything about it.
I saw the movie. I really really liked it. People
could say what they want about the actors who are
in it. I don't really give a shit. It's about
the movie. So I went to so then I kind
of had high expectations because the movie is done and
crafted very well.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
I did have notes, but you know, whatever, I'm like,
you know, let's move out.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
So then when we go when we go see this
the other day, the sequel. First of all, I know
theater has warned us that they're going to add thirty
minutes of previews to films, but I didn't. I think
they were like serious, real for real. But when I
tell you, it was thirty minutes on the dot my show,

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Our showing was at two thirty pm. The movie did
not start until three pm on the dot.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
And isn't it a long movie?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
This is two hours? Yeah, a few hours of singing
and music. But if you asked me how it was.
We got out the movie theater at five pm. Chris
did not stop a ranting about how awful the movie
was until eight oh three oh, NonStop.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
Three hours and three minutes. He hated it that much.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
And there's still an aftershock, like this morning.

Speaker 5 (41:51):
What is it that he hated?

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (41:57):
What did he hear?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
They added new songs which I've never heard, obviously, but
I also was like, you could tell this inserted and
they just did not sound good, Like a lot of
it didn't sound mixed well. So it's like there's a
lot of production issues, which was like frustrating, even me
for someone who's not really into so her.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
I was like, why is this sound awful? Like why
is the sound off? Or why is this.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Acting choice here? I Michelle yo love her down? Wasn't
the best choice for that character she played. Yeah, there's
a lot of There was a lot of stuff. But
I laughed because you know, sequels that are it's so rare,

(42:44):
so rare that sequels are good. And I had to
think the last sequel I thoroughly enjoyed, and it happened
it had to be Shrek Too, Shrek too?

Speaker 5 (42:57):
Is she? To be honest, did I see Shreks?

Speaker 4 (43:00):
I don't know. If I saw it and Shrek got married?

Speaker 5 (43:05):
I don't think I saw it.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Shrek's one and two amazing, oh and the Godfather.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
But like Shrek one and two.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Alone, Home Alone sequel lived up to the original. It
did Lost in New York lived up.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Listen, I'm thinking of the movie. I'm not disagreeing with you.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
I'm like, but it was an enjoyable sequel.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yeah, yeah it wasn't. Yeah, yes, sequels. I was like,
this was just not good. It was so interesting, but yeah,
that was my that was my week. I didn't really
have much otherwise it was working.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
The sequel to the sequel to set it off was
not really great either.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Sequel she had they had a sequel?

Speaker 5 (43:58):
How stella guy who?

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Okay, it's I have to take a break and we'll
be back with redded stories.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Hit it Claude.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
After these messages will be right back.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
It's okay to either deflect, set a boundary, or pivot
to another topic.

Speaker 11 (44:21):
So, for example, you're gonna say.

Speaker 12 (44:24):
Hey, you know what, don't I don't feel comfortable talking
about politics today.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
I just love being with you when and we're black.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Thanksgiving Reddit stories some of these are very trifling. I
kind of scam skim through them, so I don't really
know really what happens in them. So okay, let us
dive in. Am I the asshole for ruining Thanksgiving? I

(44:59):
a thirty year old woman, met my boyfriend, thirty year
old man three years ago before me. He was with
his high school sweetheart. They fell out of love and
broke up. A year later we started dating. His mom, however,
was still heartbroken about it. It was very I was
very understanding and thought she just needed time to get

(45:19):
to know me. That eggs basically grew up with them,
and they saw her as part of the family. For
the first year of my relationship, his mom would call
me by the ex's name, until my boyfriend got angry
once and told her to be nice. She laughed it
off and said it was just a habit. After that,
she started calling me the wrong name, Janet instead of Jenny,

(45:41):
fictional names just for the story. I corrected her a
couple of times, but she seemed to enjoy hurting me,
so I eventually ignored it. My boyfriend has two sisters.
A couple of weeks before Thanksgiving, we were invited to
a barbecue at the older sister's house. I was in
the kitchen with my boyfriend's mom, sisters, and one of

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their husbands. The older sister talked about how my boyfriend
praised my cooking to her husband, and the mom was listening.
She then said out loud, Sure, why don't we let
Janet make the turkey this year? The sisters giggled and
looked at each other. I said, that's a great idea.

(46:21):
I didn't tell my boyfriend what happened, so on Thanksgiving
we went to his mom's house with the usual wine
and dessert. She was shocked everybody was shocked what I said.
What I thought, Janet is bringing the turkey. There was yelling, crying,
and then we got kicked out. My boyfriend is so

(46:42):
angry with me. He hasn't talked to me since. I
think it's sober to be honest. But I still don't
think I did anything wrong, did I? So for clarification,
the mama is being a BIA and kept calling her
the wrong name. Yeah, she's very so she said, well, Janet,

(47:03):
her name is Jenny. The writer's name is Jenny. So
she said Janet can do the turkey. So Janet don't exist.
You know, Janet was supposed to bring the turkey. I'm
not Janet. I'm Jenny, so I'm not supposed to bring
no fucking turkey.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
Right.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
So there's an update to for a little bit more clarification. Okay,
hi everyone, I don't know how to start this, but wow,
I did not expect this amount of support. Thank you
for saying I wasn't the househole. I'll ask you some
questions before the update. If you're not interested, skip to

(47:39):
the last paragraph. Okay, Thanksgiving is usually held at my
mother in law's or the eldest daughter's house because they
have the biggest dining rooms. It's usually the same people
bringing the same dishes, and it has been like this
for year. Mother in law is in charge of the turkey,
my boyfriend brings sister, etc. I don't know if they
call each other to check up. I had been to

(48:01):
one before with my boyfriend and we brought dessert. Mother
in law and I have no direct contact. If you
saw my text conversation with her, it looks like I'm
that creep who slides into your DMS every now and
then with the hi, except I think congratulations on birthdays
or Christmas Easter greetings. She never talked too or about me,

(48:22):
not even with my boyfriend, and even if I was
in the same room, she would talk about me and
the third person.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
At the barbecue.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Her main issue was that my sister in law and
her husband were discussing my cooking in a positive way
and saying they wanted me to invite them to dinner.
At sometime my mother in law got triggered and that
started what went down. So even if it sounded weird
too many here, it wasn't really weird if you know her.

(48:52):
So at Thanksgiving, only the ones who knew about quote
unquote Janet understood what was going on, the sister in law,
father in law.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Et cetera. The rest were just confused and horrified.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
My boyfriend was confused and angry with his mom for
wanting to kick me out, and told her he was
leaving too.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
I lived five minutes away. That was all the time
I had to.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Explain he really He got really pissed, dropped me off,
and drove away. I had no idea what he did
afterwards or how the rest of the family celebrated. I
ordered in and watched the Wheel of Time. I texted
him apologizing both that night and the next day, and
tried calling over the weekend without success.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
So his mother's his mother's the problem.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
His mother is a complete asshole mm hm. And it
also sounds like I don't I don't know what he
did with his family. Sounds like he's really into her
because he kept defending his girlfriend, you know, mm hmmm,
and like he left with her.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
I don't think that girl would have been a problem
if the mother wasn't a dick.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
So that's the root of everything.

Speaker 11 (50:10):
Yeah, today we are gonna hear from women who say
their mother in laws are just plain evil. I'm not
talking about a mother in law that medals. I'm talking
they say they are evil and that they are out
to destroy their marriages.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Now the mother, now, is she a little bit of
an asshole for not bringing the turkey?

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Kind of but is it warranted? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (50:35):
Exactly, Yeah, I was an asshole on purpose. That's different. Yeah,
this was asshole.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
It was with the best intentions.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Exactly, like, I'm gonna teach you a fucking lesson. I'm
going to ruin this holiday and the one dish that's
supposed to be the center dish because you decided that
you you didn't put enough respect on me to give me.

Speaker 5 (50:58):
The right name.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Well I have another one that's actually very Everybody can
relate to this at some point. Am I the asshole
for not going to Thanksgiving? Because I know I'll be
stuck being the babysitter?

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Been there?

Speaker 1 (51:27):
I twenty two year old woman, am the youngest cousin
in the family.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
Buy a lot.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
In parentheses, she writes, I was surprised, slash mistake. All
my older cousins have kids. Every Thanksgiving we go to
my aunt's house. My cousins put their kids in the
play room and start drinking, and I get stuck.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
Watching them all day.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Anytime one cries neath the bathroom or they start fighting,
I the one who gets stuck dealing with it.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
They also see me at the kids table.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
I complain to my mom every year, and she just
tells me it's not like that and ask if it's
a big deal to give the parents just the day off.
I don't look forward to Thanksgiving anymore because it happens
every year. My boyfriend invited me to his family's Thanksgiving
this year, and I decided to go. I told my
mom and she is flipping out, told me it will
break her heart not to have me there, and everyone

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will list me. I just want to enjoy Thanksgiving this year.
So am I the asshole? No?

Speaker 5 (52:31):
Not at all, not at all. How old is she
not that that matters at all.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
No, the twenty two year olds in the family, I
don't even expect them to be there alone, you know
what I'm saying. I expect them to showface and going
about their business. I know when we were twenty till
we were going we were eating, and then we were
going out. Now I know they don't go out like that,
but go do something else. Go hang out with your friends. Yeah, yeah,

(52:58):
you're not ask your family is that they're not being
intentional assholes, but they are assholes.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
No, yeah, they're totally being assholes. And like I see that,
like how family could be manipulative in that way. Like
I know for a fact, like my family a lot
of times, like my other cousin gets like shafted to
stick because it's like she has like the motherly type
of presence type of things, so she kind of got

(53:25):
stuck in that that you know, she'll she'll look out.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
For you, that kind of thing, and that's not fair.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Yeah, you know, I've always been kind and like to
your point, like, yeah, a lot of young people, twenty
year olds, they just leave.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
You know, yeah, they're not even there like that.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Yeah, if I oh my thing. I barely went home
for things gaming. Honestly when I was in my twenties.
I think I went home maybe like once or twice
because A it was so difficult to go home back
and forth because.

Speaker 5 (53:56):
You know, I've always cooked.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Yeah, I was at your house more than anything most
of my twenties.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
So I don't get what I mean, Like I don't.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
It's true, It's true.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
No, you're not the asshole twenty two year old and
them and them seating her at the kids.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
Table is fucked up.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
I didn't realize we still had kids tables. I mean,
I'm kind of glad we do, because, you know, just
keep some some things, I guess. But I don't know
niggas who have houses big enough kids tables, truth be
told or things, or that big of Thanksgivings to be having,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
So poor baby.

Speaker 12 (54:33):
So for anybody who's thinking they may get a seat
at the kids table this Thanksgiving, thinking again. According to
a new survey, more families are ditching the kids table
and seating the little ones right next to the grown ups. Why,
you may ask, Yes, most parents say they only get
the opportunity to see certain relatives once a year and
would rather everybody be together at one table.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
So I have time for one more. Actually we'll keep
it short. This okay? All right?

Speaker 5 (55:01):
Yeah, so we can go eat cranberry sauce.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
And shit, oh wow, this is rude.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Okay, Am I the asshole for sending my brother a
bill after our Thanksgiving meal?

Speaker 5 (55:23):
Probably not what it is.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
The evening before Thanksgiving, my siblings older sister and younger brother,
all in our twenties, decided to put on a last
minute Thanksgiving with just the three of us. My brother
offered to bring the turkey since he got one free
from work, and my sister and I said we'd throw
some sides together. We were all laughing about it, how

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it was going to be a shit show, since none
of us had ever made a big meal before. My
sister and I picked up groceries for the sides. We
normally have mashed potatoes, gravy, green bean cast roles, sweet potatoes,
buns in wine and beer. My brother said he'd come
over at noon. When he got there with the turkey,
we were still cooking as predicted. We underestimated how long

(56:10):
we needed and we were fumbling with timing. He was
clearly put out and gun. He was clearly put out
and grumbled about how he said he was going to
be there at noon. He grabbed a drink and sat
on the couch watching TV while my sister and I
continued to cook.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
No offer to help.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
The sides all finished at three different times, and my
brother got increasingly irritated. We ended up with the full
meal around two pm, but we'd been tasting things. As
they finished, we joked the meal was coming out in courses.
By the end, we were proud and the size turned
out great. Now, my brother is a pickie eater, but

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we made the food we always have at our family Thanksgiving.
He didn't like that we put rosemary in the mashed potatoes,
so he avoided those. He seemed skeptical of the other
sides and picked up them. His meal was mostly turkey
and gravy. The next day, my sister and I put
our receipts together to split evenly.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
Again.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
My brother got the turkey free from work, and our
mom gave him all this seasoning and ingredients when he
told her he was making it, so his only contribution
was cooking it. My sister and I got a call
from our mom shaming us because my brother complained we
unexpectedly sent him a bill and he wasn't consulted on
the sides and didn't even like the food. She said

(57:33):
she'd never think to charge people she invited over for Thanksgiving.
We're all early in our careers, making similar incomes. We
planned this together, and even though my sister offered her apartment,
I never would have assumed she was treating us to
an entire Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
He failed to mention he drank most of the alcohol
we bought.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
I thought we were on the same page, and honestly,
I thought the meal exceeded expectations. Edit didn't invite us
over as a host. When we were discussing getting together,
we agreed she had the best space, no roommates, in
a bigger kitchen. I can see how my brother framed
it as for hosting, but it never occurred to me.
To stick with her was to stick her with all

(58:14):
the costs, and I can't believe he would either. To
be fair, we did not discuss splitting the costs ahead
of time.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
If you did, if you didn't communicate it, yeah, if
you didn't communicate. Listen, when it comes to thanksgivings or
dinner power things like that pot looks if you will yuck. Generally,
the contribution is what you bring, right. Are there usually

(58:48):
some trifling people who are like, I'll bring ice or
paper plates? Yeah, but you know when we're doing like
bringing dishes type of situation, I don't. I've never been
in a situation where we all pulled our grocery.

Speaker 5 (59:02):
Bills and then yeah, split that. The contribution was what
you was what you brought.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
However you obtained that, whether you got the turkey for
free or whatever the case is, that's what you brought.
So no, I don't expect to be sent a bill
after I go to a dinner party, if that is
not previously discussed. There's also times we've thrown girlfriends' birthdays
and it's like, Okay, I'm probably gonna cook the majority
of the things, but it's a few of us throwing it.

(59:29):
So somebody they'll throw me some money, or they'll say
we'll get all the champagne, or we'll get that, you.

Speaker 5 (59:34):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Like, but never just like, hey, here's my receipts, like
except for the expenses.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
Yeah, that's so corporate.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Like I assume all people on red at are white,
so I just assumed these are like white. The same
sounds like white people are still cut through about Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
Ge.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
I know we're sending receipts out, and I also understand that.
I understand saying hey, I'm I don't really have it
like that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
I agree, but you gotta commune. You gotta let me
know before you got.

Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
To communicate that. Yeah, you're right, you know you don't
surprise me at tribal council.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
I'll wish it if you let me in on the boat.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Before they didn't even surprise him at tribal council. They
like waited until they got back to.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
The Campyah, they limited his allies number one.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
No, you can't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
So no, the sisters are the asshole and the mother
the mother. The mother is also the asshole.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Yeah yeah, because well, I mean, well everybody's a little
bit of the asshole brother. Because he was like, it
was only two o'clock. He got there at noon, so
he only had to wait two hours.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Also, don't write I'm like two. When you said two pm,
I was like, he'd hate to come to my fucking
house wait dinner at seven, like you would be very upset.
And I probably told niggas four thirty.

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
So so yeah, no, although this year, this year's this
year's my year. I have a game plan.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Okay, what is the game plan?

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Oh, I'm just going prep earlier. Okay, yeah, I'm gonna
do it in dose. You know, I'm a purty started
stock today.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Oh yeah, you know I am. I'm going to a
market and buying that. I don't have time.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
I understand and I'm not there's no shame about that.
I got the turkey, so I gotta defrost that, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
Brian Itt.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
And I'll make the pie crust tomorrow, you know what
I mean, Like I'll I'll do the things ahead of time.

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Yeah, everybody here is a little bit of the ass.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
So I'm not mad at rosemary and mashed potatoes, but
completely unnecessary.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
If you will, you know, warm cream.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
I got gravy if you want to, sure.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
If you want to put an herb, you can throw
some parsley in there some some time, more than anything,
a chive, more than anything. But I don't really want.
We already have gravy, we have turkey.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
We don't. I don't need rosemary in a mass potato.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Did you see Jessica Rose pull that motherfucking rope of
rosemary out of her ice.

Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
Coffee when you were talking about l A last week.
That's what I thought about.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
I was like, she had pulled this Christmas tree out
of her coffee.

Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
She was like, I hate.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
LA, you know I love I'm like, get yeah, I'll
try your unique flavor of some things. But also, nigga,
don't put no giant.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 5 (01:03:10):
We gotta have just we gotta have her back. We
haven't had her in some years.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Yeah, yeah I had, but yeah that was today's episode.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Yes, we have other things to do. If you want
to partake in those things, join the Patreon. Okay, this
holiday season, we watched the Temptations.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
We're low key doing like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
The things we said we were going to watch for
years that were finally getting around to them.

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
Yeah, like ah, Nicki Minaj.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
I swear if you say her name is three times,
she'll show up in a mirror.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
I hope you know what if that were I should
have done that all these years, That's.

Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
What I want.

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
I'll let you know what happens when I go in
the bathroom later, because again it's festivous and I'm ready
to air out.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
So I was I will get ready to watch.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
On Friday, I was waiting for SmackDown to come on,
so right before it, Cocaine Bear was on USA.

Speaker 5 (01:04:28):
Doing what.

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
No, like the movie was on, but.

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
Then oh, I thought you jo.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Hell no.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
But I immediately thought about her and the Minaj lady.
When when Like the Bear came out, I was like,
oh my gosh, And then I have to actually physically
watch this movie again because it is completely ridiculous. They
have not felicity like shooting what's.

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
Her real name? Wait? You wrestle?

Speaker 5 (01:05:01):
Uh, she's in it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Yes, man oh man, I bet you can feel the
excitement for Cocaine Bear, can't you?

Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
I mean, who wouldn't be excited about cocaine there?

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
When they when they called you and pitched you on
this idea, did they know what the title was gonna be.
We might have to watch it as like I did,
because it is completely utterly It's almost up there with
Sharknado ridiculousness.

Speaker 5 (01:05:25):
It's called the Cocaine and Bear. It's in the title.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
And like so the scene that I saw though, was
like the mother was trying to get her cubs because
nature is but they were like on a cliff. But
then to distract the cubs, they threw a brick of cocaine.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Bia is Mitch, and Mitch is in this, Raliota is
in this and Mitch from Modern Family.

Speaker 5 (01:05:53):
Okay, I need to look at the premise, hold on.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
It's about cocaine addicted bears.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
In nineteen eighty five, drug smuggler Andrew C. Thornton drops
a shipment of cocaine from his plane. He attempts to
parachute out with a drug filled duffel bag, but knocks
himself unconscious on the doorframe and falls.

Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
To his death.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
His body lands in Knocksville, Tennessee, where he is identified
by Bob, a local detective. He concludes that the cocaine
is likely from Saint Louis drug kingpin Sid White, and
the remainder is missing. Blah blah blah blah blah. Chattahoochee
National Forest. An American black bear eats some of the cocaine.
Becoming highly aggressive. It attacks hikerst Elsa and Olaf.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
The bear like red eyes and shit, I'm like, I
don't think just because thes like cocaine anything.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
The trail to the fall, they find a lost brick
of cocaine and ingests some before being attacked by the bear.

Speaker 5 (01:06:50):
What the fuck is.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
This?

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
Why was this greenlit? There's so many good.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
Ideas up there.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Yeah, like why why.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
People paid zillions of dollars to get this ship made?

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Reallyota said, sign me up? He read this script in said.

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
He knew he was going to die because he was like,
you know what, oh.

Speaker 5 (01:07:18):
I forgot.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
And see white people lost their ship. When Carrie Russell
cut her hair and maybe they were onto something. Maybe
she lost some of her good senses. Who was she
before this? I haven't heard any Felicity. Felicity now she
was on Homeland, the one that's not with Claire Danes.

Speaker 5 (01:07:45):
Does she have long hair or short hair?

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
I don't know what she has or that she's in
the Diplomat with on Netflix.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
Oh, I forgot she was in Honey. I blew up
the kid.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
No not, but AnyWho, every Thanksgiving, everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
All that, yeah, by bye, thank.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Yees.

Speaker 5 (01:08:11):
Remove it all