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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jar You, Katy and Josh mix one hundred A couple of.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Things to chat about with you, guys.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I had a very embarrassing awkward moment yesterday, and I
feel like this may have happened to you, Katie. Do
you shop at Sam's No, maybe it was somebody else.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I was talking to you.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
There's one of me. I do not need to shop
at Sam's true.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
True at Well.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I was there yesterday and they've got that scanning go
where you just scan things and then you walk out
and I forgot to scan my cottage cheese. Oh that
is the most embarrassing thing ever.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
When they pull.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
You to the side, Hey, come here real quick, I'm.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Like, oh, no, is that what happens?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Like? Yeah, they pull you to the side and they
start looking in your cart and people are walking by
looking at you.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
And I'm like, oh, I go.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I forgot something, didn't I. She's like, looks like, well
I had too. She's like, looks like these two cottage
cheeses were not entered into the scanning go and I
was like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I was like, I've never done this before.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
It's Sam's Club, right, so they're they're the tub of
cottage cheese, right, both of them?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
So she's like she's like rummaging through and finding them,
and she made me stand there and re scan those
and then pay for them. And I was like, I go,
I'm so sorry. I was like, I was distracted. I
was annoyed by the couple that was standing in front
of the cottage cheese door that we're taking.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Forever looking at everything.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
So when I finally was able to open the door
in a huff, I just grabbed him and threw him
in the car and didn't scan them. She goes, and
then I was, yeah, I was trying to explain. She's like, okay,
let's just make sure this is the next time.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I've got my eye on problem.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I wasn't trying to steal cottage cheese.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Cottage things are not that bad, right now, That's funny.
And that's how it is in Sam's Club. You scan
it before you put it in your car. The best
thing ever, I remember you, well, you've been talking about this,
how you love that.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I love it though all the time, Like I'm so
used the first time I'm meting things in my car.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, yeah, first time I've ever forgotten. We've used it
a hundred times now it's the bat because.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
There's no line. You just boop poop, poop poop.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
It's on your phone, you swipe it, you pay, and
then you walk out and it's just like have.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
A great day.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Well, And I bet it cuts down on a lot
of stolen items for them. I mean, if they're able
to weigh it right there in the cart to make sure.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I mean, yeah, I don't know how it all works
because you walk through this like archway and it's just
like fifteen cameras on you or whatever, and it just
stands your cart and.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Don't I think, Josh, I would forget like they totally
have my picture hanging up at the exit, like, don't
let through without checking our cart, Like I would.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Be lass like lights to go on.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I know they might implement them after.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Me though, looking at her phone doing the come here, yeah,
come here real quick, sir?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Is this a lady that could chase after you if
you do?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
If I bolted, I could.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
They don't have the people that are like, hey, you
know she was it was it like a Walmart read lady.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
She was partly I'm sorry. I was just trying to
think of a different hiskey. There, I go, We'll use
that one.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I feel like I could have grab the bag of
Dorito's and thrown them behind me and taken the thank you,
be nice you guys. So that was the second most
awkward thing that happened to me yesterday. The first was
walking into the men's room after the show yesterday. And
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we've been having some issues with the automatic soap squirters
in there.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
They just haven't been.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Working for like a month, so all the guys around
here have not been washing their hands, I guarantee you.
So I've put in a couple of help tickets to
our office manager, and I guess it finally happened yesterday.
I walked into the bathroom first of allanky and nobody
in there until I turned to my left. As I
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walk in, there was a man laying on the floor
in the men's restroom, laying on the floor under the sink.
And it was like this random maintenance from KS in there.
He had all the parts to fix put new soap
squirters in there, but he's in the bathroom laying on
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the floor under the sink, dead quiet. I don't know
if I can pee, Yeah, I would like I get
and it was truly. I was like, is the water on?
Are we good? He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, it's all good. Okay,
So like I go walking over to the year and truly, Josh,
(04:32):
like you've had stage fright probably. I sit down in
there for like a minute, like I gotta go, I
gotta go. He's gonna hear me go. I'm not going.
It's gonna be weird if I zip up, not wash
my hands because he's under there, and walk out. I
stood there for a minute and I finally got it going.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
That's when you're putting come.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
And I'm trying to like, so you're placing the soap up.
It was the weirdest interaction. Well what else are you
going to do? The guy sitting there on the fling
on the floor in the men's room, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
You can't talk, you talk, you can't.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I stopped early too, you do that. Once I finally
got it going, I had to stop early because it
was so awkward. That's because that almost hurts, said, I
was very uncomfortable, So I stopped short. I stopped early
and then went over and just kind of tried to
wash my hands because there was again no soap and
he's like looking up at me, just you know, not
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really talking at that point too, and I'm looking down
at him.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
And right before.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I walked out, I just I looked at him and
I said, I want to let you know, this is
by far the most awkward bathroom experience I have ever had.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
And he went that.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
He's like he said something like, well, you should have
soap the next time you're in here.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Okay, can you leave for three minutes and I'll be
done and thank you.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Laying on the floor in the not and it's stunk
like somebody was in there and they didn't care.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
They unleash the fury. Well, this poor guy's in there.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Try Like, if if I had to walk in there
and do that, I would wait as a courtesy. I'd
be prairie dog in the front bathrooms store to home depot.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Now that's the funniest thing to me is there are
people in this building who will go back there and
absolutely damn it.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I mean like you.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Could smell it from here, like it is crazy. And
if there are bathrooms up front that are single stall bathrooms,
like you could go, say your guest bathroom. It doesn't
matter if you're doing that to the toilet.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
If there's a guy, there's a man laying on the floor,
you go somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
They have to understand if it's an emergence, if it's
a situation like that, please don't use the community bathroom.
Please go up front and do it with yourself.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
The girls restroom. Yeah, names here, Yes, Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
My gosh, I'm so glad it's just me at home
and I have one bathroom in there.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah, and you can just be with yourself exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
It's funny.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I hate to keep on the topic of bathroom behavior,
but there is this story I did want to get
to you later in the show, but we'll just do.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It right now.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
They say the amount of hemorrhoids in Americans is up
by about fifty percent right now. They did a poll
of a bunch of people, a buttload of people actually
that we're going in for their routine colonoscopedes colonoscopies, and
like two thirds of them had hemorrhoid issues. And the
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reason why is because we're all sitting on the toilet
way too long looking at our phone.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Doctors are saying that the hemorrhoid explosion is because people
are just parking it there. They say, ideally you shouldn't
be in there for more than five minutes. And if
you are, they say, you should probably be setting a timer,
like set a timer on your And if you're in
there for more than five minutes and nothing has happened,
you're not producing any results, take a breather and try
(08:07):
again later. I guess, just don't sit there. It's bad
for your baby to break. I had no idea that
you can develop that just by sitting in.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
There like that toilet time or that I know, funny
too much toilet.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I had to move on to something completely different.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
There is this TikTok thing going on this morning from
all the single ladies, all the single ladies. There's this
trend now. It's called date them until you hate them.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
They say.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
It's a modern dating concept on TikTok, suggesting to continue
to date someone to see if there's a deeper connection
that develops over time, rather than ending things based on
a initial feeling or perceived lack of spark. Essentially, But
I know both of you are out in the dating world.
Have you heard about this or experienced this done it?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Well? I just think like I'm a pretty emotion o
person right, Like you could.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Hate him one day love them the next.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Well, it's just my emotions run high. So it's like
when I really love someone, that also means on the
other end of the spectrum, I can really hate them,
you know, if they drive me to it, like the
emotion is there. And I think that what this is
really pointing out is that when we're in these toxic
cycles of relationships, your friends and family can tell you
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they're bad for you all day long. You won't listen
to them. You're not gonna listen to them until you
realize what an awful influence that they have on your
life personally, Like you're not gonna see it until you
literally see it.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Yeah, and then you get when you get pulled away
from it. And I think the same thing, like her
whole thing, she was in a four year relationship. Yeah,
if she's doing that with the purpose of dating until
she hates somebody, like that poor dude or whoever she
was dating could totally be heartbroken after that because he's like,
I thought it was totally going fine.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I thought we were good.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
And then in her head the whole time, she's like,
there's these little things building up until she finally hates him, Like,
I don't like that. I think that's leading someone on.
I think that if there are giant red flags or
anything like that at the beginning, just cut it off.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
It doesn't seem easily that you're every day like with
somebody who is irritating you on a daily basis not irritating.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
NOI you're starting to.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Well, that's not come on, Like I have so many
I have so many friends who have been in relationships
for long periods of times and they'll go through stretches
where they're like pushing each other's buttons on purpose.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
It's almost a game for them. You know, these relationships
they tend to go this way. And I think I
was reading a story where it was like the people
who are together and then they'll break up, and then
they'll get back together and break up, and you know,
that's that toxic cycle that I'm talking about. And I
think that that you know, lends to this trend is
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where you know you really have to hate this person
so you're not willing to get back with them again
because it kind of like those feelings all come back.
Like you don't see somebody for a few months, you
see them, and all it takes is for that person
and be like you look good. I'll you wake up
in bed the next morning. That happened, just happened exactly.
So I think that this is a neat way to
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look at it. Is it healthy for you? Probably?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
It doesn't take four years so much angers It shouldn't
take four years. It shouldn't take four years.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
A lot of time for sure, but I just I
do agree with the actual process just because.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
And you kind of wonder what's the what's the final straw?
Then if like you're consistently you consistently hate them, like,
what is the final thing that just like I got
to pull the trigger.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Now, now's the time.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
You with someone in your living room. That's it. Draw.
I can tell you that it's horrible.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Did you walk in on him?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
No? But I did find out later and on that
couch again. It was awful.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I'm sorry, that's what it was.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
And I hated him after that, like, oh, I hated him.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
He ran right to the storm and bought some for
breeze
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Lice all all day