May 6, 2025 • 31 mins
A musical-comedy variety show starring a country girl turned star, blending folksy charm with big laughs and lively tunes. Her down-home humor won over audiences nationwide.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Harmonive Soap, Your Beauty Hope and Colgate toothpowder for a
Breathlet Sweet Present The Judy Canova Show with Mel Blank,
Ruby Dandridge, Bernad Felton, Joe Kerns, The Sportsman Open Kates
in his Orchestra and starring Judy Canova.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
A boy met a girl at a railroad station.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Their trains were an hour lake.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
And over a cup of coffee, he begged her for
a day.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
She looks so I mure and shiny, and.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Then made this reply, why don't you look me up
down in jackie geg how you watch ge.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
My home time?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Why don't you look me up down and geg hote
you watch geez?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
It's sleeping a little creepy.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Little wonderful one horse time.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You gotta get a train for Wako Wako time to
catch it bus for taboo Taboo. They had to bring
along a little bell of hey God, you have to
ride a mule the rest of the ways.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
So want took me up died in gg How do
wa gez imy watchin and waiting are you? Why don't
you look me uptown and gg hot you watch gee gee.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Hot my gee my home time? Why don't you look
me up down and gg ho wat geez.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
It's sleeping a little creeping, a little wonderful one hard time.
You gotta get a train for walker Wakoo's time to
catch a bus for Taboo.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Taboo had to bring along a little feel up hey,
gorch have to ride a mute the rest of the way.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
You look me up down and gen watchee, I'll be
watching head waiting, yes.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
My way fun well.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
An exclusive horseback riding and picnic supper party has been
arranged in Brentwood. Handsome Benchley Botsford will be there, and
Judy is all excited. As our scene opens, Judy is
talking to Wine Aggie and.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Aggie, I'm gonna hang Benchley's picture up next to Van Johnson's.
Speaker 8 (02:41):
Oh then then then Judy, when you hung up then
Johnson's pictures.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I told you not to use nails, and Aggy, I
don't need nails to keep his picture on the wall.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
My heavy breathing does it.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
And you know I feel the same way about Bensley. Here,
look at my hope chat Pak chest. Why Judy, that's
only a cigar box. He's not much of a chest.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Chuck's never had much hope. Well, I'm telling you right
here now.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
If I play my cards right at this picnic, eventually
might ask me to marry him.
Speaker 9 (03:15):
Oh, Judy, wouldn't it be wonderful?
Speaker 10 (03:18):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (03:19):
I can see you now cooing down the isle. Wear
you dressed with a long trains?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
No? No, my dress ain't gonna have no long train?
Why not? Once I start.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Heading for that altrotto, want nothing around my ankles.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Holding me back?
Speaker 9 (03:36):
Say the weed, Judy, have you done your shopping for
the picnic?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah? Again, I'm plum more out.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I guess it was a mistake to let the neighbors
don't carry the meat home for me.
Speaker 9 (03:46):
If the dog helped you carry the bundles, fire you
worn out?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Or a man in the backyard all afternoon digging for
pork chop.
Speaker 9 (03:54):
Judy, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
Besides that, that exclusive picnic pork chops will never do.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah, I guess you're right. Maybe I d'tter get a chicken.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
A chicken, Yes, that would be nice.
Speaker 9 (04:08):
Uh do you want to pull it?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Shucks? No, I'll carry it.
Speaker 8 (04:15):
It reve the how it's important that you pack a
nice lunch.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, because the men are gone to bed for the
girl's lunches, and I won't eventually botch her to get mine.
Speaker 8 (04:29):
Oh, then you should pick something appetizing, like Limburger.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Cheese to flay lin burger cheese es.
Speaker 11 (04:37):
It's easy.
Speaker 9 (04:38):
You put it in the oven at three fifty degrees,
leave it.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
In for forty five minutes, and forget.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
It, had Aggie.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
When you put that kind of cheese in an oven,
you can't forget it.
Speaker 12 (04:51):
And miss Judah, look at this package you brought home.
Wow a song weather drain him well, unrapped it and
unwrapped it, and there's nothing in.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
It aun geranium. That was a roll of paper towels.
Speaker 12 (05:02):
Oh golly, I say, I must be getting abbed some minded.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I guess that's because I got a letter.
Speaker 13 (05:13):
From Palmrod today.
Speaker 12 (05:15):
You did what he said, Well, that's sending him over
to help occupy Japan.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
The palmaradd rather.
Speaker 13 (05:21):
Have his own civilian job back. He ain't in favor
of occupation.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Why was his own civilian job no occupation?
Speaker 6 (05:37):
Day?
Speaker 13 (05:38):
You know I missed you, I said, parmard picture of
me in my new dress, and he said it makes
me look graceful as a greyhound.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
You mean the kind you bat on, No, honey, the
kind of ride on. Well, I better get back in
the kitchen. I got a stop sitting on the store.
Well I ain't, said Teddy. Sobers up, Sigerati.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I'm never mind putting the park in a spaghetti bo
putting an egg bader instead.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
Okay, And Agda, Judy, what do you need that for?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Playing? Aggie? When I eat spaghetti, I gotta have something
to wind it with.
Speaker 11 (06:21):
Pardon me for talking in your face.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
And you're reading I don't know, Pedro, what's on your mind? Senda?
Speaker 14 (06:27):
I'm worried about my cousin Roberto, and he doesn't.
Speaker 11 (06:31):
Stop running around. His wife is going to leave him.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
That's too bad.
Speaker 14 (06:35):
See, he's sure he's going to miss her. Sen you
read I tried to elope with my girl last night.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Still don't get it. You did, Paidro?
Speaker 15 (06:45):
Neither do I.
Speaker 14 (06:46):
She I put the ladder up to my girl's window,
but her father caught me when I was halfway up
the ladder.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Golly, what'd you do?
Speaker 11 (06:54):
What could I do?
Speaker 14 (06:54):
I painted the side of the house, Senda. I like
to neck with my girl, she already says her. He says,
would have sent me, do they No?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Huh?
Speaker 14 (07:11):
I'm to smite the girl's tasty money out of sheer
reda a tasty banana to YouTube paper.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
God Chad, I, y'all wander eventually likes going on a picnic.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
Oh, yes, I hear he loves to he loves to jux.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
That's even better than going on a picnic.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Oh that's a phone at y'all answer it. I ain't
afraid of them things no more.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Howdy. This was your idea, So start talking, Miss Canova.
Speaker 16 (07:47):
This is Benda Levine where I come from. When we
took up the phone, we say.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Are you there?
Speaker 16 (07:52):
It's much simpler.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Oh, I reckon, you're right, Brenda.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
You say are you there? Then it ain't nobody there.
There ain't no use going on with the conversation.
Speaker 17 (08:02):
I called to tell you, Miss Canova, that you're wasting
your time with Benchley Boxford.
Speaker 16 (08:06):
You're not. It's all in his class socially well.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Shocks, are you indeed?
Speaker 16 (08:11):
I am? I was born in to mention at Bob Harbor.
It's a real showcase.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Shocks that ain't nothing.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
They put a plaque on the house I was born
in yard to see all the.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
People stop and read it.
Speaker 16 (08:22):
Really, what does the plaque say?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Brooms for rent? They tell me, how do you figure
on whening? Benually, you can't fix the picnic lunch for
that's not.
Speaker 16 (08:33):
But I backed a lovely big pudding for him, A
big pudding.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Shucks, that won't get you nowhere. I baked the big
pudding for a bunch of fellers back home once. Didn't
they like it? No, they kept asking for days.
Speaker 10 (09:02):
After back lack.
Speaker 18 (09:34):
Last l.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
That was ane Ganova playing her interpretation of the Saint
Louis boogie. Remember this message from Coldgate Toothpowder. Brush your
teeth night and morning and before every date with Colgate toothpowder.
Speaker 11 (10:41):
For Coldgate toothpowder.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
Cleans your breath as it cleans your teeth. Scientific tests
proved that Coldgate toothpowder, in seven cases out of ten,
instantly stops unpleasing breath that originates in the mouth. Money
can't buy a dentifice that will clean your teeth better
than Coldgate toothpowder. Remember the name Colgate tooth powder with
the accent on powder.
Speaker 11 (11:04):
Well, it looks as though.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
Brenda Laverne is going to give Judy a run for
her money at the forthcoming picnic. As we're look in
on her now, Judy is talking to White eggy Golly.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I shall always thought as a pinup girl like.
Speaker 9 (11:14):
Brenda Laverne, pinup girl, pinup girl, Judy.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
I am sick and tired of hearing about pinup girls.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah, me too. What I'd like is a man I
can pin down.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
Now, Judy, you mustn't let Brenda give you an inferiority
complex just because she has beauty in a fine education.
I suppose you know you know that she got her
ba in PhD at that's her.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Oh shucks, I ain't nothing Back in Tactus Junction grade school,
I got an ad in an saf ab and sas what's.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
That absolute bone head to stay after school?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Well, anyhow, I finally graduated and I got my sheep skin.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
Your father must have been proud when you brought home
that sheep skin.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
No, he was, and he looked at the sheepskin and
he says, I bet they gave the smart kids to me.
Speaker 13 (12:11):
There is Judy, there's brenning the buds in the living
room till I show her in.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yeah, drain him. You show her in and I'll show
her up.
Speaker 17 (12:19):
Will Miss Canova? I must say, you're wearing an off
writing habit. Are they supposed to be jeans, jeans, hucks.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Know everything I got on blocks to me.
Speaker 17 (12:31):
You know, we're having a writing contest at the picnic
this afternoon.
Speaker 16 (12:34):
Have you done much riding?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Well? No, the last time I went horseback riding.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Every time I said get up, the horsebacks up. When
I said back up, he went fards.
Speaker 16 (12:45):
It must have moved a very stupid horse.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
No, it wasn't his fault. I was setting on him backwards.
Speaker 17 (12:53):
Well, I'm sure eventually will be infested with my taxi riding.
By riding at food speed, I can pick up a
handkerchief with my teeth.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
You know, I tried that once and I almost had
to pick up my teeth with a handkerchief.
Speaker 17 (13:09):
After the horseback riding in Canova, the men will did
to the lunch as we packed, and the finest lunch
will attract the most eligible men.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 17 (13:18):
You know, the quickest way to a man's heart is
to his stomach. So I put delicious molasses cookies in
my lunch.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, but molasses is kind of slow. I bake the
hasty pudding. Hey, you want to taste one of my cookies?
Thank you?
Speaker 17 (13:35):
Oh, my taste terrible. Then she won't like these, you
left out the baking soda.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Oh that don't make no difference, so you'll have to
take that later. Anyhow, well, this.
Speaker 16 (13:46):
Canova, I'll see you later.
Speaker 17 (13:48):
I'm warning you. I have my cap set predentially too.
And remember opportunity.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
No no it no, it parks out in front and
hanks a horn.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Stay, Jeranium, I got a pack of lunch and brush
up on a horseback riding. You gotta help me, honey,
I can't ride.
Speaker 12 (14:06):
A horse on a horse I ever rode was a
draft horse, a draft horse.
Speaker 13 (14:11):
Yeah, I couldn't get a volunteer.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
You know, Deranium.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
I wanna cook something super for the picnic. I think
I'll bake me a snowcake, a snowkick, Miss June.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
How you make it? Well, first you take a pound
of ice and cover it with molasses. Then you put
it in the oven for twenty minutes, for twenty minutes.
Then what, no cake?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I sure wanna look my best tonight, because after the picnic,
we're gonna play Pony Express.
Speaker 12 (14:49):
Post Office, Pony Express post Office?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
What's that that's kissing him? By slow stage?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I ain't in no hurry the hew I ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 13 (15:01):
Yeah, I know that game to you know, yeah, you're
kissing poles, then you're kiss and poles.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Well, the peders can't kiss me, but the better keep
the polls to theself. Pardon me for talking in your
face and readA Oh hell okay, ro did you.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Get the car ready to drive me to the picnic?
Speaker 14 (15:21):
She and I fixed the front fender so they won't
get bumped up in front anymore.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Oh good, you did?
Speaker 11 (15:26):
How they put him in back.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Pay door?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
You probably ruined them. You better go and put them
back where they belong.
Speaker 16 (15:36):
She I was going.
Speaker 14 (15:37):
Now, I hope something I shouldn't be doing wasn't what
I didn't. If I hadn't been doing it when I wasn't,
then I can brew it.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
The count and down fires had a sea.
Speaker 11 (15:52):
Three summons as well.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
The door shut the door yourself?
Speaker 18 (15:59):
Count?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Can't you get in here and out?
Speaker 19 (16:03):
Oh, Shery, I love you. Doors cannot stop me, wars
cannot stop me.
Speaker 11 (16:07):
Nothing can stop me. Only your face. He's on my mind.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Syah, you going to the picnic? Two count we Sherry,
wu way, not me. I'm going with somebody else.
Speaker 11 (16:22):
You must go with me, Shery. Oh, by the way,
tell me, how do I look at my cowboy outfit.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Huh, Oh, Count, ain't no seat nose whorley trousers for Sherry.
Speaker 11 (16:31):
These are cowboy shots. They are built that way shots.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
For a minute I thought France was being liberated again.
Tell me why do you come over here and air well?
Speaker 11 (16:43):
I came here to offer a beat on your picnic lunch.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Oh, Count, I don't want to sell my lusty Sherry.
Speaker 11 (16:49):
I will start the beating. I offer you one.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Franc never mind Frank, just bring on bench the.
Speaker 19 (16:54):
Bastard, Sherry. The Frank is French money. I want to
start the beating. Have you never been to an auction?
Speaker 6 (17:01):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
One time I did some bedding on a pirate once
at a auction, but somebody kept raising the bed jaz yep.
I bed twenty dollars, somebody else bed twenty five. Then
I beid thirty dollars, somebody else bed thirty five dollars.
But I finally got the part for fifty bucks.
Speaker 11 (17:15):
Who could the parrot talk?
Speaker 6 (17:16):
Shitty?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Could he talk? Who do you think was betting against me?
Speaker 18 (17:22):
Count?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Tell me why are you so interested in me?
Speaker 14 (17:25):
Oh?
Speaker 19 (17:25):
Because your face reminds me of the stars in the heaven.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
Really, Count like the stars Yes, your.
Speaker 11 (17:33):
Rains or like Jupill.
Speaker 19 (17:35):
Your cute little noise is like Venus, and your mouth
is like seven lovely stars.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Strong together, count you get out of here and I
get out.
Speaker 11 (17:45):
I only said that your mouth is like seven stars.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah, I know it's a big differ.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Now here's Judy to sing a little song for you.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I was wrong then when I left you. Oh, I
was wrong to turn you down. Never dream how much
i'd miss you. Hell my head started spinning round and round. Oh,
I was wrong to say goodbyes. Never thought you'd make
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me cry.
Speaker 15 (18:34):
Oh, I found out since I've been gone, you were right,
little darling.
Speaker 20 (18:42):
I was wrong.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
I was wrong to ever leave you. You're bedly love us.
Know I was wrong. Whoever I grieve, you take me
drink in. Your arms were ready long.
Speaker 14 (19:05):
Oh I was wrong.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Oh way, please believe me when I say oh, I
found that since I've been gone, you are right, little darling.
I was wrong.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
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women a lovelier complexion in just fourteen days. Women with
dry skin, oily skin, rough skin, young, older, yes. Thirty
six doctors leading skin specialists have proved the fourteen day
Pomali plan improves all types of skin.
Speaker 17 (19:55):
Just do this.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
Wash your face with Pomali soap each time, Massage your
for sixty seconds with Palmaly's leather, then rinse. Do this
three times a day for fourteen days. This cleansing massage
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Maalay soap.
Speaker 18 (20:22):
Well.
Speaker 7 (20:22):
Judy's in the kitchen with geranium, preparing a picnic lunch.
She hopes Benchley will bit.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
For golly geranium.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
When Benchy Bosper tastes this cake, I backed, I bet
he kisses me and just won't be able to break away.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Why, honey, your kiss is that good now? But I'll
have marshmallow frosting all over my mouth, Steeve.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
When Beshy comes over here on his way to picnic,
maybe I can keep him all to myself.
Speaker 13 (20:43):
You mean keep him away from this, Brenda, Honey, how
can you do that?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
I'm gonna sprinkle myself with some of this new perfume. Ah,
it's your affects men, Yeah, What kind of perfume is it?
It's called atomic bomb number five one squat and they flirt.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Frowing.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
If bought it, I had a sign a paper releasing
the store from all responsibilities.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
My goodness, miss Jude.
Speaker 13 (21:09):
Look here, what happened to that Rice couldn't use? Making
us all burnt up?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Yeah, I can't understand it. I did just what the
recipe said. Here was it?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
It said bring to a ball on a brisk fire,
stir for two minutes, then beat it for ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Then what shucks want to come back in ten minutes?
It was burnt to a crest.
Speaker 14 (21:30):
Colley.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Kind to show you heart.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Barled eggs would have been easier to cook, but there
wasn't any eggs in the.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Hen house ever, Miss Jude.
Speaker 13 (21:41):
I had those chickens cackling.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Oh, that was a false.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Alarm, geranium, What do you mean false alarm? Well, if
a hen cackles when she's setting, she's laying. But if
she cackles when.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
She's sitting, she's lying.
Speaker 18 (21:54):
Shee.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I sure hoventually liked my lunch, kush, Maybe that's benchly now.
I lanswered the door. Hello, who are you?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Hello?
Speaker 11 (22:05):
Remember me?
Speaker 14 (22:07):
I'm Walter?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, I remember you. You're the new fellow
who moved in at the head of the block.
Speaker 14 (22:12):
Yeah, that's me and Walt had a blockhead. Hey, you
want to know something, Eh, you appeal for me I do?
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Oh shucks, I bet you're just saying that.
Speaker 11 (22:24):
Oh No, I like you.
Speaker 14 (22:25):
Hey, I even brought you a picnic lunch. I packed
up myself. What I mean I packed up.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
You did.
Speaker 14 (22:39):
I had to sit on it to get the lid closed.
I shouldn't have put that pineapple into that dough. And look,
I got a molded milk for you. Try to hear
my pocket.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
I'm all the milk in your pocket. Eh.
Speaker 14 (22:53):
Hey, that's funny. It was she a minute ago. Gee,
I told that fellow enough to make it so thin
and well, I gotta quote the pricknik now, I gotta,
I gotta, I gotta gone.
Speaker 11 (23:07):
Well.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
I hope you have a good time.
Speaker 14 (23:09):
Oh I will you know? I like horseback riding parties.
Last time my horse kicked me in the face.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Boy, could we have laughed? Guys, everything happens to me.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I wonder how he got by Winchester the butler, Oh Winchester, Yes,
Miss Canova, How did.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
That fella get in the front door.
Speaker 11 (23:31):
Or where you see? His entrance were so precipitous, I
was unable to remonstrate with him.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Huh.
Speaker 11 (23:36):
You see, I wasn't. I wasn't cognizance of his eminence,
since Lee had paced himself.
Speaker 19 (23:39):
In a juxtaposition to the best of you by his
ambidextrous manipulations.
Speaker 11 (23:43):
Is there anything else you'd like to know, Miss Canova?
Speaker 16 (23:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
How did he get in the front door?
Speaker 11 (23:50):
Miss Canova? I heard about your date with mister Bosford.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Do you think he likes shoe well Winchester ride sure.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Whatever time he sees me in a sweater, he says, Oh, boy,
see I wish y'all look more like a girl.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
It's Judy.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
This is Bostles here.
Speaker 7 (24:07):
Oh hello Judy mine, but you look wonderful. I do, yes,
if I do say so myself. You and Lana Turner
and Betty Grabil are sisters under the skin.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
You don't want tom a other fellas told me that too.
He didn't yep, but he told me to crawl back
under the skin and send out one.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Of my sisters. Hey, Benchally, are you ready to bid
on my picnic lunch?
Speaker 7 (24:35):
You mean before the other fellows have a chance.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Why not? The count already offered me one frank, but.
Speaker 9 (24:40):
It wouldn't be fair.
Speaker 7 (24:41):
I have too many scruples.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Scruples They don't either one of you fellas got any
American money.
Speaker 7 (24:52):
Oh, Judy, you're so naive, so cute.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
I could love you.
Speaker 7 (24:57):
You could, Yes, Judy, I I could love you terribly.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Well, come around when you've improved your techniques. You misunderstand.
Speaker 7 (25:07):
I know a thousand ways to kiss a girl. Would
you like to learn a few?
Speaker 3 (25:11):
A few shucks? Show me whole bud.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
Oh, Judy, you say such cute things. For two pins,
i'd grab you and kiss you.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Well, here, take these. My hair always comes down in hell? Gee? See,
why do you want to kiss me?
Speaker 7 (25:24):
Kissing is a natural expression of love, Judy. I look
at those two lovebirds in their caves, Billy and cooling.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Why can't we do that? Well? Do you think there's
room enough for us up there? Judy?
Speaker 7 (25:42):
When the moon is high to night, we'll have a
wonderful time at the picnic.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Gee. Eventually I can't go to the picnic and go
horseback riding. That's why I want you to bid for
the lunch here.
Speaker 7 (25:51):
Well, why can't you go horseback riding.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Well, you see, I had a little accident today. Bacon bread.
I put in the flower that y us the salt,
sugar and short and and then I guess I must
have misunderstood the cook bucks.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Well, the books that sat on stove until the bread rises?
Speaker 16 (26:09):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (26:10):
I rose before the bread. Be Well, folks, now that
the war is over, we're all going.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Through a period of reconversion. Some of us won't have
as much money as others.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
But not having as much money as the next feller
ain't so bad if you don't spend what you got
trying to prove you got more than him. Besides, you
can't buy happiness with money anyhow, you know, I g
I get a lot of happiness just singing a little
old song.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
My mama used to singing me gold.
Speaker 20 (26:46):
To see the little baby, Gold, to see the little baby.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
When you wake you patty paddy cake, and ride a
shiny little pony. Die, He's coming home to be baby.
Speaker 20 (27:01):
Daddy's coming home the baby.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Stop your crying.
Speaker 15 (27:05):
Daddy will be buying you with shiny little.
Speaker 20 (27:09):
Pawny hush bottle, little baby buying bottle, little baby Daddy's gonna.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Be a're we doing me, Then you'll never be so long.
Speaker 15 (27:22):
Go to sleep the little baby, Go see the little
baby when you wake you Paddy paddy Cake, and ride
Shiny little Pony rock a bokay baby in the tree top.
When the windflows, the cradle will ride. When the ball creaks,
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the cradle will fall down.
Speaker 20 (27:54):
Will come baby pray lie loll oh by a little baby,
Bye by the little baby.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Daddy's gonna be home with you and me.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Then we'll never be so Longly hollball to see the
little baby.
Speaker 11 (28:16):
Go to see the little baby.
Speaker 15 (28:19):
When you wake you Paddy paddy Cake, and ride Shody
little by. Go to see little babyy Go little babyy.
Speaker 21 (28:32):
Wait wait, this is Burnsmith asking you to follow the
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fourteen day pod Molly plan for a lovelier complexion, and
don't take a chance with your romance.
Speaker 7 (29:00):
Use colgate tooth powder night and morning and before every date.
You know what, ladies, you did a grand job of
saving used cooking fat, the fat that helped grease the
wheels of victory. But your job isn't over. Secretary of
Agriculture Clinton p Anderson says, v Jay Day still leaves
us alarmingly short of fats and oils, and so you
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are being asked to keep on saving your used cooking fat.
It's needed now for the wheels of commerce, kneaded in
the production of refrigerators, vacuum cleaners, irons, alarm clocks, woolen goods, cottons, nylons,
baby carriages, and soap. The list of goods that call
for fats in their making is endless. So keep on
saving fat, fill it in and turn it in. Your
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butcher still pays four cents a pound plus two red points.
Now here's judy, folks.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
It was off in nice being with you tonight. Now
hope we'll all be together again next Saturday night. In
the meantime, please don't forget the two products that bring
us together each week, palm Olive Self and Colgate Tooth Foul,
the bestest in the world.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
This is Junie caonover from Hollywood.
Speaker 19 (30:04):
Saying
Speaker 20 (30:06):
Good no though, wherever you may be, My heart longly
with
Harmonive Soap, Your Beauty Hope and Colgate toothpowder for a
Breathlet Sweet Present The Judy Canova Show with Mel Blank,
Ruby Dandridge, Bernad Felton, Joe Kerns, The Sportsman Open Kates
in his Orchestra and starring Judy Canova.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
A boy met a girl at a railroad station.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Their trains were an hour lake.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
And over a cup of coffee, he begged her for
a day.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
She looks so I mure and shiny, and.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Then made this reply, why don't you look me up
down in jackie geg how you watch ge.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
My home time?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Why don't you look me up down and geg hote
you watch geez?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
It's sleeping a little creepy.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Little wonderful one horse time.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You gotta get a train for Wako Wako time to
catch it bus for taboo Taboo. They had to bring
along a little bell of hey God, you have to
ride a mule the rest of the ways.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
So want took me up died in gg How do
wa gez imy watchin and waiting are you? Why don't
you look me uptown and gg hot you watch gee gee.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Hot my gee my home time? Why don't you look
me up down and gg ho wat geez.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
It's sleeping a little creeping, a little wonderful one hard time.
You gotta get a train for walker Wakoo's time to
catch a bus for Taboo.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Taboo had to bring along a little feel up hey,
gorch have to ride a mute the rest of the way.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
You look me up down and gen watchee, I'll be
watching head waiting, yes.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
My way fun well.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
An exclusive horseback riding and picnic supper party has been
arranged in Brentwood. Handsome Benchley Botsford will be there, and
Judy is all excited. As our scene opens, Judy is
talking to Wine Aggie and.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Aggie, I'm gonna hang Benchley's picture up next to Van Johnson's.
Speaker 8 (02:41):
Oh then then then Judy, when you hung up then
Johnson's pictures.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I told you not to use nails, and Aggy, I
don't need nails to keep his picture on the wall.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
My heavy breathing does it.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
And you know I feel the same way about Bensley. Here,
look at my hope chat Pak chest. Why Judy, that's
only a cigar box. He's not much of a chest.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Chuck's never had much hope. Well, I'm telling you right
here now.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
If I play my cards right at this picnic, eventually
might ask me to marry him.
Speaker 9 (03:15):
Oh, Judy, wouldn't it be wonderful?
Speaker 10 (03:18):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (03:19):
I can see you now cooing down the isle. Wear
you dressed with a long trains?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
No? No, my dress ain't gonna have no long train?
Why not? Once I start.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Heading for that altrotto, want nothing around my ankles.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Holding me back?
Speaker 9 (03:36):
Say the weed, Judy, have you done your shopping for
the picnic?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah? Again, I'm plum more out.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I guess it was a mistake to let the neighbors
don't carry the meat home for me.
Speaker 9 (03:46):
If the dog helped you carry the bundles, fire you
worn out?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Or a man in the backyard all afternoon digging for
pork chop.
Speaker 9 (03:54):
Judy, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
Besides that, that exclusive picnic pork chops will never do.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah, I guess you're right. Maybe I d'tter get a chicken.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
A chicken, Yes, that would be nice.
Speaker 9 (04:08):
Uh do you want to pull it?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Shucks? No, I'll carry it.
Speaker 8 (04:15):
It reve the how it's important that you pack a
nice lunch.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, because the men are gone to bed for the
girl's lunches, and I won't eventually botch her to get mine.
Speaker 8 (04:29):
Oh, then you should pick something appetizing, like Limburger.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Cheese to flay lin burger cheese es.
Speaker 11 (04:37):
It's easy.
Speaker 9 (04:38):
You put it in the oven at three fifty degrees,
leave it.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
In for forty five minutes, and forget.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
It, had Aggie.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
When you put that kind of cheese in an oven,
you can't forget it.
Speaker 12 (04:51):
And miss Judah, look at this package you brought home.
Wow a song weather drain him well, unrapped it and
unwrapped it, and there's nothing in.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
It aun geranium. That was a roll of paper towels.
Speaker 12 (05:02):
Oh golly, I say, I must be getting abbed some minded.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I guess that's because I got a letter.
Speaker 13 (05:13):
From Palmrod today.
Speaker 12 (05:15):
You did what he said, Well, that's sending him over
to help occupy Japan.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
The palmaradd rather.
Speaker 13 (05:21):
Have his own civilian job back. He ain't in favor
of occupation.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Why was his own civilian job no occupation?
Speaker 6 (05:37):
Day?
Speaker 13 (05:38):
You know I missed you, I said, parmard picture of
me in my new dress, and he said it makes
me look graceful as a greyhound.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
You mean the kind you bat on, No, honey, the
kind of ride on. Well, I better get back in
the kitchen. I got a stop sitting on the store.
Well I ain't, said Teddy. Sobers up, Sigerati.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I'm never mind putting the park in a spaghetti bo
putting an egg bader instead.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
Okay, And Agda, Judy, what do you need that for?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Playing? Aggie? When I eat spaghetti, I gotta have something
to wind it with.
Speaker 11 (06:21):
Pardon me for talking in your face.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
And you're reading I don't know, Pedro, what's on your mind? Senda?
Speaker 14 (06:27):
I'm worried about my cousin Roberto, and he doesn't.
Speaker 11 (06:31):
Stop running around. His wife is going to leave him.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
That's too bad.
Speaker 14 (06:35):
See, he's sure he's going to miss her. Sen you
read I tried to elope with my girl last night.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Still don't get it. You did, Paidro?
Speaker 15 (06:45):
Neither do I.
Speaker 14 (06:46):
She I put the ladder up to my girl's window,
but her father caught me when I was halfway up
the ladder.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Golly, what'd you do?
Speaker 11 (06:54):
What could I do?
Speaker 14 (06:54):
I painted the side of the house, Senda. I like
to neck with my girl, she already says her. He says,
would have sent me, do they No?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Huh?
Speaker 14 (07:11):
I'm to smite the girl's tasty money out of sheer
reda a tasty banana to YouTube paper.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
God Chad, I, y'all wander eventually likes going on a picnic.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
Oh, yes, I hear he loves to he loves to jux.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
That's even better than going on a picnic.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Oh that's a phone at y'all answer it. I ain't
afraid of them things no more.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Howdy. This was your idea, So start talking, Miss Canova.
Speaker 16 (07:47):
This is Benda Levine where I come from. When we
took up the phone, we say.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Are you there?
Speaker 16 (07:52):
It's much simpler.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Oh, I reckon, you're right, Brenda.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
You say are you there? Then it ain't nobody there.
There ain't no use going on with the conversation.
Speaker 17 (08:02):
I called to tell you, Miss Canova, that you're wasting
your time with Benchley Boxford.
Speaker 16 (08:06):
You're not. It's all in his class socially well.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Shocks, are you indeed?
Speaker 16 (08:11):
I am? I was born in to mention at Bob Harbor.
It's a real showcase.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Shocks that ain't nothing.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
They put a plaque on the house I was born
in yard to see all the.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
People stop and read it.
Speaker 16 (08:22):
Really, what does the plaque say?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Brooms for rent? They tell me, how do you figure
on whening? Benually, you can't fix the picnic lunch for
that's not.
Speaker 16 (08:33):
But I backed a lovely big pudding for him, A
big pudding.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Shucks, that won't get you nowhere. I baked the big
pudding for a bunch of fellers back home once. Didn't
they like it? No, they kept asking for days.
Speaker 10 (09:02):
After back lack.
Speaker 18 (09:34):
Last l.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
That was ane Ganova playing her interpretation of the Saint
Louis boogie. Remember this message from Coldgate Toothpowder. Brush your
teeth night and morning and before every date with Colgate toothpowder.
Speaker 11 (10:41):
For Coldgate toothpowder.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
Cleans your breath as it cleans your teeth. Scientific tests
proved that Coldgate toothpowder, in seven cases out of ten,
instantly stops unpleasing breath that originates in the mouth. Money
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than Coldgate toothpowder. Remember the name Colgate tooth powder with
the accent on powder.
Speaker 11 (11:04):
Well, it looks as though.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
Brenda Laverne is going to give Judy a run for
her money at the forthcoming picnic. As we're look in
on her now, Judy is talking to White eggy Golly.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I shall always thought as a pinup girl like.
Speaker 9 (11:14):
Brenda Laverne, pinup girl, pinup girl, Judy.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
I am sick and tired of hearing about pinup girls.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah, me too. What I'd like is a man I
can pin down.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
Now, Judy, you mustn't let Brenda give you an inferiority
complex just because she has beauty in a fine education.
I suppose you know you know that she got her
ba in PhD at that's her.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Oh shucks, I ain't nothing Back in Tactus Junction grade school,
I got an ad in an saf ab and sas what's.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
That absolute bone head to stay after school?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Well, anyhow, I finally graduated and I got my sheep skin.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
Your father must have been proud when you brought home
that sheep skin.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
No, he was, and he looked at the sheepskin and
he says, I bet they gave the smart kids to me.
Speaker 13 (12:11):
There is Judy, there's brenning the buds in the living
room till I show her in.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yeah, drain him. You show her in and I'll show
her up.
Speaker 17 (12:19):
Will Miss Canova? I must say, you're wearing an off
writing habit. Are they supposed to be jeans, jeans, hucks.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Know everything I got on blocks to me.
Speaker 17 (12:31):
You know, we're having a writing contest at the picnic
this afternoon.
Speaker 16 (12:34):
Have you done much riding?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Well? No, the last time I went horseback riding.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Every time I said get up, the horsebacks up. When
I said back up, he went fards.
Speaker 16 (12:45):
It must have moved a very stupid horse.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
No, it wasn't his fault. I was setting on him backwards.
Speaker 17 (12:53):
Well, I'm sure eventually will be infested with my taxi riding.
By riding at food speed, I can pick up a
handkerchief with my teeth.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
You know, I tried that once and I almost had
to pick up my teeth with a handkerchief.
Speaker 17 (13:09):
After the horseback riding in Canova, the men will did
to the lunch as we packed, and the finest lunch
will attract the most eligible men.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 17 (13:18):
You know, the quickest way to a man's heart is
to his stomach. So I put delicious molasses cookies in
my lunch.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, but molasses is kind of slow. I bake the
hasty pudding. Hey, you want to taste one of my cookies?
Thank you?
Speaker 17 (13:35):
Oh, my taste terrible. Then she won't like these, you
left out the baking soda.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Oh that don't make no difference, so you'll have to
take that later. Anyhow, well, this.
Speaker 16 (13:46):
Canova, I'll see you later.
Speaker 17 (13:48):
I'm warning you. I have my cap set predentially too.
And remember opportunity.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
No no it no, it parks out in front and
hanks a horn.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Stay, Jeranium, I got a pack of lunch and brush
up on a horseback riding. You gotta help me, honey,
I can't ride.
Speaker 12 (14:06):
A horse on a horse I ever rode was a
draft horse, a draft horse.
Speaker 13 (14:11):
Yeah, I couldn't get a volunteer.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
You know, Deranium.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
I wanna cook something super for the picnic. I think
I'll bake me a snowcake, a snowkick, Miss June.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
How you make it? Well, first you take a pound
of ice and cover it with molasses. Then you put
it in the oven for twenty minutes, for twenty minutes.
Then what, no cake?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I sure wanna look my best tonight, because after the picnic,
we're gonna play Pony Express.
Speaker 12 (14:49):
Post Office, Pony Express post Office?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
What's that that's kissing him? By slow stage?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I ain't in no hurry the hew I ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 13 (15:01):
Yeah, I know that game to you know, yeah, you're
kissing poles, then you're kiss and poles.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Well, the peders can't kiss me, but the better keep
the polls to theself. Pardon me for talking in your
face and readA Oh hell okay, ro did you.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Get the car ready to drive me to the picnic?
Speaker 14 (15:21):
She and I fixed the front fender so they won't
get bumped up in front anymore.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Oh good, you did?
Speaker 11 (15:26):
How they put him in back.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Pay door?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
You probably ruined them. You better go and put them
back where they belong.
Speaker 16 (15:36):
She I was going.
Speaker 14 (15:37):
Now, I hope something I shouldn't be doing wasn't what
I didn't. If I hadn't been doing it when I wasn't,
then I can brew it.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
The count and down fires had a sea.
Speaker 11 (15:52):
Three summons as well.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
The door shut the door yourself?
Speaker 18 (15:59):
Count?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Can't you get in here and out?
Speaker 19 (16:03):
Oh, Shery, I love you. Doors cannot stop me, wars
cannot stop me.
Speaker 11 (16:07):
Nothing can stop me. Only your face. He's on my mind.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Syah, you going to the picnic? Two count we Sherry,
wu way, not me. I'm going with somebody else.
Speaker 11 (16:22):
You must go with me, Shery. Oh, by the way,
tell me, how do I look at my cowboy outfit.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Huh, Oh, Count, ain't no seat nose whorley trousers for Sherry.
Speaker 11 (16:31):
These are cowboy shots. They are built that way shots.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
For a minute I thought France was being liberated again.
Tell me why do you come over here and air well?
Speaker 11 (16:43):
I came here to offer a beat on your picnic lunch.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Oh, Count, I don't want to sell my lusty Sherry.
Speaker 11 (16:49):
I will start the beating. I offer you one.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Franc never mind Frank, just bring on bench the.
Speaker 19 (16:54):
Bastard, Sherry. The Frank is French money. I want to
start the beating. Have you never been to an auction?
Speaker 6 (17:01):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
One time I did some bedding on a pirate once
at a auction, but somebody kept raising the bed jaz yep.
I bed twenty dollars, somebody else bed twenty five. Then
I beid thirty dollars, somebody else bed thirty five dollars.
But I finally got the part for fifty bucks.
Speaker 11 (17:15):
Who could the parrot talk?
Speaker 6 (17:16):
Shitty?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Could he talk? Who do you think was betting against me?
Speaker 18 (17:22):
Count?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Tell me why are you so interested in me?
Speaker 14 (17:25):
Oh?
Speaker 19 (17:25):
Because your face reminds me of the stars in the heaven.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
Really, Count like the stars Yes, your.
Speaker 11 (17:33):
Rains or like Jupill.
Speaker 19 (17:35):
Your cute little noise is like Venus, and your mouth
is like seven lovely stars.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Strong together, count you get out of here and I
get out.
Speaker 11 (17:45):
I only said that your mouth is like seven stars.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah, I know it's a big differ.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Now here's Judy to sing a little song for you.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I was wrong then when I left you. Oh, I
was wrong to turn you down. Never dream how much
i'd miss you. Hell my head started spinning round and round. Oh,
I was wrong to say goodbyes. Never thought you'd make
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me cry.
Speaker 15 (18:34):
Oh, I found out since I've been gone, you were right,
little darling.
Speaker 20 (18:42):
I was wrong.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
I was wrong to ever leave you. You're bedly love us.
Know I was wrong. Whoever I grieve, you take me
drink in. Your arms were ready long.
Speaker 14 (19:05):
Oh I was wrong.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Oh way, please believe me when I say oh, I
found that since I've been gone, you are right, little darling.
I was wrong.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
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women a lovelier complexion in just fourteen days. Women with
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Speaker 17 (19:55):
Just do this.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
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for sixty seconds with Palmaly's leather, then rinse. Do this
three times a day for fourteen days. This cleansing massage
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Maalay soap.
Speaker 18 (20:22):
Well.
Speaker 7 (20:22):
Judy's in the kitchen with geranium, preparing a picnic lunch.
She hopes Benchley will bit.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
For golly geranium.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
When Benchy Bosper tastes this cake, I backed, I bet
he kisses me and just won't be able to break away.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Why, honey, your kiss is that good now? But I'll
have marshmallow frosting all over my mouth, Steeve.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
When Beshy comes over here on his way to picnic,
maybe I can keep him all to myself.
Speaker 13 (20:43):
You mean keep him away from this, Brenda, Honey, how
can you do that?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
I'm gonna sprinkle myself with some of this new perfume. Ah,
it's your affects men, Yeah, What kind of perfume is it?
It's called atomic bomb number five one squat and they flirt.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Frowing.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
If bought it, I had a sign a paper releasing
the store from all responsibilities.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
My goodness, miss Jude.
Speaker 13 (21:09):
Look here, what happened to that Rice couldn't use? Making
us all burnt up?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Yeah, I can't understand it. I did just what the
recipe said. Here was it?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
It said bring to a ball on a brisk fire,
stir for two minutes, then beat it for ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Then what shucks want to come back in ten minutes?
It was burnt to a crest.
Speaker 14 (21:30):
Colley.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Kind to show you heart.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Barled eggs would have been easier to cook, but there
wasn't any eggs in the.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Hen house ever, Miss Jude.
Speaker 13 (21:41):
I had those chickens cackling.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Oh, that was a false.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Alarm, geranium, What do you mean false alarm? Well, if
a hen cackles when she's setting, she's laying. But if
she cackles when.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
She's sitting, she's lying.
Speaker 18 (21:54):
Shee.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I sure hoventually liked my lunch, kush, Maybe that's benchly now.
I lanswered the door. Hello, who are you?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Hello?
Speaker 11 (22:05):
Remember me?
Speaker 14 (22:07):
I'm Walter?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, I remember you. You're the new fellow
who moved in at the head of the block.
Speaker 14 (22:12):
Yeah, that's me and Walt had a blockhead. Hey, you
want to know something, Eh, you appeal for me I do?
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Oh shucks, I bet you're just saying that.
Speaker 11 (22:24):
Oh No, I like you.
Speaker 14 (22:25):
Hey, I even brought you a picnic lunch. I packed
up myself. What I mean I packed up.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
You did.
Speaker 14 (22:39):
I had to sit on it to get the lid closed.
I shouldn't have put that pineapple into that dough. And look,
I got a molded milk for you. Try to hear
my pocket.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
I'm all the milk in your pocket. Eh.
Speaker 14 (22:53):
Hey, that's funny. It was she a minute ago. Gee,
I told that fellow enough to make it so thin
and well, I gotta quote the pricknik now, I gotta,
I gotta, I gotta gone.
Speaker 11 (23:07):
Well.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
I hope you have a good time.
Speaker 14 (23:09):
Oh I will you know? I like horseback riding parties.
Last time my horse kicked me in the face.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Boy, could we have laughed? Guys, everything happens to me.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I wonder how he got by Winchester the butler, Oh Winchester, Yes,
Miss Canova, How did.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
That fella get in the front door.
Speaker 11 (23:31):
Or where you see? His entrance were so precipitous, I
was unable to remonstrate with him.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Huh.
Speaker 11 (23:36):
You see, I wasn't. I wasn't cognizance of his eminence,
since Lee had paced himself.
Speaker 19 (23:39):
In a juxtaposition to the best of you by his
ambidextrous manipulations.
Speaker 11 (23:43):
Is there anything else you'd like to know, Miss Canova?
Speaker 16 (23:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
How did he get in the front door?
Speaker 11 (23:50):
Miss Canova? I heard about your date with mister Bosford.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Do you think he likes shoe well Winchester ride sure.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Whatever time he sees me in a sweater, he says, Oh, boy,
see I wish y'all look more like a girl.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
It's Judy.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
This is Bostles here.
Speaker 7 (24:07):
Oh hello Judy mine, but you look wonderful. I do, yes,
if I do say so myself. You and Lana Turner
and Betty Grabil are sisters under the skin.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
You don't want tom a other fellas told me that too.
He didn't yep, but he told me to crawl back
under the skin and send out one.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Of my sisters. Hey, Benchally, are you ready to bid
on my picnic lunch?
Speaker 7 (24:35):
You mean before the other fellows have a chance.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Why not? The count already offered me one frank, but.
Speaker 9 (24:40):
It wouldn't be fair.
Speaker 7 (24:41):
I have too many scruples.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Scruples They don't either one of you fellas got any
American money.
Speaker 7 (24:52):
Oh, Judy, you're so naive, so cute.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
I could love you.
Speaker 7 (24:57):
You could, Yes, Judy, I I could love you terribly.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Well, come around when you've improved your techniques. You misunderstand.
Speaker 7 (25:07):
I know a thousand ways to kiss a girl. Would
you like to learn a few?
Speaker 3 (25:11):
A few shucks? Show me whole bud.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
Oh, Judy, you say such cute things. For two pins,
i'd grab you and kiss you.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Well, here, take these. My hair always comes down in hell? Gee? See,
why do you want to kiss me?
Speaker 7 (25:24):
Kissing is a natural expression of love, Judy. I look
at those two lovebirds in their caves, Billy and cooling.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Why can't we do that? Well? Do you think there's
room enough for us up there? Judy?
Speaker 7 (25:42):
When the moon is high to night, we'll have a
wonderful time at the picnic.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Gee. Eventually I can't go to the picnic and go
horseback riding. That's why I want you to bid for
the lunch here.
Speaker 7 (25:51):
Well, why can't you go horseback riding.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Well, you see, I had a little accident today. Bacon bread.
I put in the flower that y us the salt,
sugar and short and and then I guess I must
have misunderstood the cook bucks.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Well, the books that sat on stove until the bread rises?
Speaker 16 (26:09):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (26:10):
I rose before the bread. Be Well, folks, now that
the war is over, we're all going.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Through a period of reconversion. Some of us won't have
as much money as others.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
But not having as much money as the next feller
ain't so bad if you don't spend what you got
trying to prove you got more than him. Besides, you
can't buy happiness with money anyhow, you know, I g
I get a lot of happiness just singing a little
old song.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
My mama used to singing me gold.
Speaker 20 (26:46):
To see the little baby, Gold, to see the little baby.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
When you wake you patty paddy cake, and ride a
shiny little pony. Die, He's coming home to be baby.
Speaker 20 (27:01):
Daddy's coming home the baby.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Stop your crying.
Speaker 15 (27:05):
Daddy will be buying you with shiny little.
Speaker 20 (27:09):
Pawny hush bottle, little baby buying bottle, little baby Daddy's gonna.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Be a're we doing me, Then you'll never be so long.
Speaker 15 (27:22):
Go to sleep the little baby, Go see the little
baby when you wake you Paddy paddy Cake, and ride
Shiny little Pony rock a bokay baby in the tree top.
When the windflows, the cradle will ride. When the ball creaks,
(27:50):
the cradle will fall down.
Speaker 20 (27:54):
Will come baby pray lie loll oh by a little baby,
Bye by the little baby.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Daddy's gonna be home with you and me.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Then we'll never be so Longly hollball to see the
little baby.
Speaker 11 (28:16):
Go to see the little baby.
Speaker 15 (28:19):
When you wake you Paddy paddy Cake, and ride Shody
little by. Go to see little babyy Go little babyy.
Speaker 21 (28:32):
Wait wait, this is Burnsmith asking you to follow the
(28:55):
fourteen day pod Molly plan for a lovelier complexion, and
don't take a chance with your romance.
Speaker 7 (29:00):
Use colgate tooth powder night and morning and before every date.
You know what, ladies, you did a grand job of
saving used cooking fat, the fat that helped grease the
wheels of victory. But your job isn't over. Secretary of
Agriculture Clinton p Anderson says, v Jay Day still leaves
us alarmingly short of fats and oils, and so you
(29:22):
are being asked to keep on saving your used cooking fat.
It's needed now for the wheels of commerce, kneaded in
the production of refrigerators, vacuum cleaners, irons, alarm clocks, woolen goods, cottons, nylons,
baby carriages, and soap. The list of goods that call
for fats in their making is endless. So keep on
saving fat, fill it in and turn it in. Your
(29:44):
butcher still pays four cents a pound plus two red points.
Now here's judy, folks.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
It was off in nice being with you tonight. Now
hope we'll all be together again next Saturday night. In
the meantime, please don't forget the two products that bring
us together each week, palm Olive Self and Colgate Tooth Foul,
the bestest in the world.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
This is Junie caonover from Hollywood.
Speaker 19 (30:04):
Saying
Speaker 20 (30:06):
Good no though, wherever you may be, My heart longly
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