May 6, 2025 • 30 mins
A musical-comedy variety show starring a country girl turned star, blending folksy charm with big laughs and lively tunes. Her down-home humor won over audiences nationwide.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
From Hollywood. The Judy Canova Show brought to you each
week by the Colgate Palmalli Pea Company, makers of Palmary
Soap and Colgate Toothpowder, Palmary Soap, Your Beauty Hope and
Colgate Toothpowder for a Breath of Sweet presents The Judy
(00:24):
Gnoba Show with mel Blank, Ruby Dandris Berna Felton, Joe Kearns,
The Sportsman, Opi Kats and his Orchestra and starring Judy.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Come over.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
He's making eyes.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
In me, Mom, he's awful.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Knight to me, mock he's almost up breaking my heart.
I'm beside him on mercy let it's not just started, mound.
He wants to marry me. My money me what do
you think?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
So back?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Every minute he gets bolder. Now it's lean now no,
my shoulder, My my, my mama, get.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Me my look look at he look look.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
He's oh nobody, look.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Listen this this.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I didn't mind be sighting O. His hand got us
really attacking formies.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Who he wasn't marrying me be min me.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I'm med Wristers. I still have a baris as mine.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Well, it seems that Judy is undered. The contest sponsored
by the Gurgle Soda Pomp Company. As we're looking on
her now, She and Jeranium have just opened their twentieth
case of pomp.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
She jeraium, I should I appreciate you helping me drink
this stuff. We must have drunk twelve gallons already. Yeah,
miss Judys, Oh, pardon me. You know I've drunk so
much combinated water. I feel like doing a bubble dance.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
My float and rib just dropped anchor Water's fly. Who say,
Miss Judy, did you finish writing your sinners yet for
the contest? Yeah? I wrote I like Gurgle photopop because
of twenty it's my thirst. All I have to do
is look at the bottle of that horrible green stuff
and I ain't thirsty no more.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Day.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
How much more that's hopped up? DDP?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Do I have to drink? Well?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Now, if you get four hundred and fifty more bottle tops, honey,
you may win the contest.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, and the.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Prize is a date was my favorite movie actor Van Johnson.
You sure like that man, don't you, miss us?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Van Johnson, that's one Van that really moved me. Yeah,
but I will tell you something. Last night I seen
him in a picture, and he had a crush on
Esther Williams in technicolor. Esther Williams in technicolor. Yeah, first
she got that. I haven't got that. I couldn't get
frightened and simonized and doco beaudy.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
Yes, ma'am, he's Van Johnson worth all this trouble you're
going to Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, I g gee, i'dn'ven be happy if I could
dream about Van Johnson's.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Well, put a piece of wedding cake under your pillow
and your dreams will come true.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Well, I tried that with a piece of birthday cake.
I dreamt about the fire department.
Speaker 8 (05:12):
I wonder what made you dream that?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Well, when I put the cake under my pillow, I
forgot to blow out the candles. Yeah, it was a
three alarmed dreams.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Judy, what if you won the contest and Ben Johnson
proposed to you?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Would you know how to ask? Oh? Shucks, I hate
to mention the number had some fellas who proposed to me.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
How many handsome men have supposed to you?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
No, that's why I hate to mention it. Yeah, but
back home, a couple of people kept asking me all
the time to get married. Who were they, Judy, mynd pa.
They were always hoping. Some big, handsome, blue eyed hunkle
man had come up to.
Speaker 9 (05:54):
Me and say, pardon me for talking ination.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Oh hell, Pedro, did you empty those bottles of gorgo farming?
Speaker 8 (06:05):
See?
Speaker 9 (06:06):
My cousin Gonzalis drank it, he said, he tickling his noise.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
It doesn't take on mine, of she but.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
Gonzales mixed it with six feathers, sick feathers. She he
had two bottles.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Yeah, Well, why is Gonzales now?
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Well?
Speaker 9 (06:28):
He fell ash sleep and a jeep ni hill was steep,
the train went peep.
Speaker 8 (06:36):
He'll sell the jeep cheap. Why it's a heap?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Not too bad, you know, Senor reader.
Speaker 9 (06:51):
When the new nineteen forty six cars come out, I'm
going to get one.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Are the new cars really coming out? Pedro?
Speaker 8 (06:57):
See?
Speaker 9 (06:58):
I was looking at the new nineteen forty sidels of
the nineteen forty two cars, which you can get delivered.
Speaker 8 (07:06):
In nineteen forty seven.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
If your father is president of the company that makes him,
if he's still talking to.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
You, well, look, did you order one of the new cars,
Piedro see?
Speaker 9 (07:17):
I ordered a foot button model, a foot button model.
See the floorboard is full of buttons. When you take
your girl out riding, you push a button with your
foot and the top comes down. You push another buttony
radio place, push another buttony lights go up.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
You run the whole car with your feet.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Well what do you do with your hands?
Speaker 10 (07:39):
I eat peanuts.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
You better go now, Pedro. I want to write something
else for the contest.
Speaker 9 (07:54):
Oh I wrote a poem for a contest once, Herita
a poem.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
See listen.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
There once was a man from a Josa whose nose
was a lallapalosa. From the day he was born, it
looked just like a horn, and he played it for
John Phillips Shouser.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
Judy, if you get a date with Ben Johnson, I
wonder how you'll get along together. What do you mean,
at Aggie, Well, they say a tall person gets along
well with a short person, A quiet person gets along
with a talkative person.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Every girl would marry a person with oppas. That's characteristic. Yeah,
I know it, Madie. That's why I want to marry
a man.
Speaker 11 (09:11):
That what you thought about?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
That was all the case of clarinata and is orficicra playing?
No can do remember doctor's pruve pa Molly's beauty results.
Speaker 10 (10:56):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Doctors pruve Palm Molly's soap can bring two out of
three women a more beautiful complexion in just fourteen days.
And this plan was tested on women with all types
of skin, even women.
Speaker 12 (11:07):
With dry skin, oily skin, rough skin, women as old
as fifty, even women whose skin wasn't clear.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yes, thirty six doctors, leading skin specialists have proved the
fourteen day Palmali plan improves all types of skin. Yes,
brings fresher, brighter, younger looking complexions. Start your fourteen day
palmaliy plan. Now, it's as simple as one, two three.
Here's all you do.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
One, wash your face with Palmolive soap.
Speaker 13 (11:34):
Two.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Then massage your face for sixty seconds with Palmolives soft
lovely lathers you see one for a minute.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
If this cleansing massage brings your skin Palmolive's full.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Beautifying effect free, then rinse.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Do this just three times a day.
Speaker 8 (11:49):
For fourteen days and that's all.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Remember, doctors prove this beauty plan with Palmolive soap brought
two out of three of all women tested a more
beautiful complexion in just fourteen days. No matter what beauty
care they used before. So get Pomelid. So see what
pomalid can do for your own complexion in only fourteen days.
And for Teboa Sharott for loveliness all over, get the
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new big, thristy, bad size Pomelid.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yeah, golly, geranium. Two weeks if gone by and I
haven't heard if I won that Gurgle Soda Pop contest.
You shure I'm crazy to win?
Speaker 8 (12:33):
That day?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Was Van Johnson? Aint you honey crazy?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
It is right?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
You know, the only time I ever saw Van Johnson,
I felt just like a bottle of soda pop standing
in the hot sun.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
You did.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah, I gurgled a little, started the fizzing in bloom atop. Yeah.
The man and the white coat throwing that over me
pass day. Ain't let me go though, he did.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Well, this, honey, isn't the plus contest he.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
Was ever in. Oh no, no.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Once I was in a better Baby contest sponsored by
a milk company. I was Miss Coffee Cream of Practice Junction.
They well, why they call you miss coffee Cream? Well,
when I was a baby, I was always on top
of the bottle.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I had to be.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
There's fourteen kids in the family. Yeah, well, you know,
miss Judy, I've come from an exception in a large
family too.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Now I used to say that again.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
My mother even ran out of names for the children. Yeah,
she called the last four eenie Meenie, Miney, and Charlie Charlie.
What about more? Only when my plugs kind of them kids,
he said, it ain't gonna be no more.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
And miss.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Yes, I have a nigger here for you can't make pigeons.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Carrier?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
No I any walk this time.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Isn't reply from the contest?
Speaker 10 (14:04):
Did you win?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
And Aggie? The judges liked my letter, but they didn't
get my bottle top.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
They didn't get your bottle top, greacious, what do you.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Have to do?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Well, I got a art them all right away, right them?
Call up an art a four hundred and fifty more
bottles of gurgle. Yes, what flavor you ont this time?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Well?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
The orange was good, but it tastes too much like fastprilla.
Uh huh, Yeah, so art of the great that tastes
more like orange. Okay, Pedro, Pedro, you shouldn't read it. Pedro,
did you send those bottle taps to the contest like
I told you to see?
Speaker 8 (14:39):
I send them by dog slid.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
By dog slid.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I told you to send them airmail air meal.
Speaker 8 (14:47):
Send you read it?
Speaker 10 (14:47):
I thought you shit aired the.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Ba.
Speaker 10 (14:54):
Yes it's your four hundred and fifty bottles of Google.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
See you got here quick? Yeah, thank reeking version wonderful.
Say how long have you been with a gurgle company?
Speaker 10 (15:05):
For five years?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
That's five goll wit mister, you must like this stuff?
Speaker 10 (15:13):
No, never touch it. Prefer onion juice to sell onion juice.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Well, now don't that give you a little trouble with
your breath?
Speaker 10 (15:22):
No use Colgate tooth powder. Never have a breath brook trouble.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
You know? God Ahi, yall waste my sponsorcle there you
say that, go ahead, let him hear you say it.
Speaker 10 (15:32):
Said again, I use Cogate tooth polder.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
All right, that's enough?
Speaker 10 (15:35):
Okay, say I know Canova lived up by Skinuoka hookah
mean name of ebid O?
Speaker 11 (15:45):
Any kidd?
Speaker 5 (15:46):
No?
Speaker 13 (15:46):
What well she was making faine woman did a lock
for Skinnuka hooka chuck?
Speaker 10 (15:55):
Yeah, married a Richmond there, had a pile of money.
She married him.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Is that slow?
Speaker 10 (16:01):
If you give us an auditoriout a pack in a labry.
Make the plain woman well, where'd she get the money
to do all that? Poisoned her husband?
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Poisoned her husband?
Speaker 10 (16:13):
If yep, night he's fine. Woman.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Well, I better get busy and open these bottles so
I can send the tops in.
Speaker 10 (16:21):
Yes, Judy, and you'd better hurry.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Remember the contest closes at midnight.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Oh don't you worry at Aggie. I'll have to top
off these bottles before you can say, Van Johnson, hand
me that opener and stand back. I shouldn't open that
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last bottle with my teeth, use me, No, the soda
parma was running all over the floor, and you've broken
off of tooth head for the hell bar as the
bridges out. Which booth did you play, beauty?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Whilst I think it was.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
My pullman too, your pullman tooth? Yeah, lor seven duty
is successful. Now you'll have to have that tooth extracted extracted,
Jock's Now, I just go to the dentist and have
it pulled out. Jock gives me once, then gives me twice,
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and kiss me once again. It's been a long long
ever thought like this, my dearness, and can't remember when
it's been a long long.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
You'll never know how many it be.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I e about you.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I just how it this out?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Team without you?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Don't kiss me once and kiss me once and kiss
me once again.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
It's been a long long.
Speaker 11 (18:17):
Kiss me once and kiss me twice, and kiss me
once again. It's me long long I haven't felt like this.
My dearses can't remember when it's been a long long time.
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You never know how many dreams I've been about you.
Speaker 8 (18:45):
But as time people see without you.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
So kiss me once and.
Speaker 11 (18:53):
Kiss me times and kiss me once again.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
It's been a longe.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
God gives me once, think, gives me twice, think itiss
me once again.
Speaker 10 (19:13):
It's still.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Long I ever thought like this.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
My dearses can't remember when it's been long.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
You love for know how many d that mean? Good?
Bock you?
Speaker 4 (19:36):
I just now if you there sleep without you?
Speaker 11 (19:41):
So kiss me once, sink me think, kiss me once again.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
It's been a long.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
That was Judik and all us singing. It's been a
long long time.
Speaker 11 (20:16):
Use call Gate tooth powder and keep smiling.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
Just not.
Speaker 11 (20:23):
Use it each morning, and use it each nice. Don't
take a chance with your use call Gage toothpowder.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Remember this message from Coldgate toothpowder. Your romance will be
a bursted bubble. If you have that breath of trouble,
maybe you're a victim of a breath of trouble, I
mean unpleasing breath, something you don't even suspect in yourself,
but it's happened to thousands without their knowing. So just
do this. Brush your teeth night and morning and before
every date with Coldgate tooth powder. For Colgate toothpowder cleans
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your breath as it cleans your teeth, because scientific tests
have definitely proved that in seven cases out of ten,
Colgate toothpowder instantly stops unpleasing breath that originates in the mouth.
What's more, no dentner for us, at any price cleaned
your teeth more quickly and thoroughly than Colgate toothpowder. Remember
to buy it first thing, and remember the name Colgate
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toothpowder with the accent on powder.
Speaker 11 (21:28):
Don't take a chance with you use lollgates to power.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Or Good morning? Is this doctor Harrison the dentist's office
isthmamtis well, I'm Judy Canova, the girl who called about
the broken tooth. Is the doctor in Yes, he's polishing
some fleets. Well when he fishes the dishes, can I
see him?
Speaker 10 (21:59):
What doctor, here's miss Canova.
Speaker 13 (22:02):
Oh, yes, yes, the girl who bit the pop bottle.
Now miss Canova, just sit in the chair here and
we'll have that two thousand.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Hurry.
Speaker 13 (22:09):
Okay, do you want a local anesthetic?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Local jax? Now give me something men parted, no fight
to get Yes.
Speaker 11 (22:19):
Quite understand.
Speaker 13 (22:20):
I was referring to the process of anesthesia that runs
the patient immobile, unconscious and completely immune to pay.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
And do you object to gas?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
No, talk all you want to go?
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Right ahead?
Speaker 13 (22:31):
Now just relax, miss Canova, and you will have pleasant dreams.
Speaker 10 (22:36):
Will pull the tooth and cast it away, cast it away.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Cast away, past away, past away.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Cast away. Golly, I'm a castaway on a south Sea island.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
Who are you?
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Ugh?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
No, I ain't Huh, I'm Judy Canover. I still say, Oh, say,
how did I get here? You come from big boat?
Speaker 11 (23:11):
Terrible wreck?
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Yeah? I know I always looked this way after the
boat riding.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
If you think I'm a mess, now, y'ard to seen
me on Navy Day and.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
The Tunnel of Love.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Oh, I'm telling you, who How'd I get up on
the shore?
Speaker 11 (23:27):
You carried up by great big waves. She was a
seaman second.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Class well, tell me, tell me what island is this?
Speaker 10 (23:40):
You come off big boat land on valley?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Never mind how I landed?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Where am I?
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Say?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Who is this?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Pardon me for talking in your sleep, Miss Judith? But
you in pogo pogo geranium? How'd you get here?
Speaker 8 (23:59):
Or ask me?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Honey?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
This is your dream? I'm a flower girl.
Speaker 8 (24:05):
I wanna buy geranium?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
What a cross?
Speaker 10 (24:12):
Say?
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Geranium? You got hiccups? Yes, I've got buttercups to Oh
look geranium. The native chief, I'm.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
What's the matter?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Chief?
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (24:29):
They won't let me blowing in bubble?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
No soap?
Speaker 3 (24:48):
No, So let's go back and do that palm a
commercial again? Hey, what's that? The chief is leaving for Albuquerque.
Speaker 13 (25:02):
A bottle coffery all about Ontario, Riverside, Colton, Anaheim, Masousa
and cokedamonga.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Colly sounds just like Jack Benny Good evening mercery. Oh gee,
ways you Hollywood Van Johnson.
Speaker 13 (25:19):
No, I'm Dickens Van Storage. Finding you here in these
paradices wonderful.
Speaker 11 (25:28):
You are gorgeous.
Speaker 10 (25:30):
I like the way that Sir Wong is draped around
your waist.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Oh this night is wrong at Maturban, I wound it
too loose.
Speaker 11 (25:43):
But this is so romantic.
Speaker 10 (25:45):
Doesn't this tropical moon fill you with ecstasy?
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Huh?
Speaker 9 (25:51):
Even the animals of the jungle are under its romantic spain.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Huh.
Speaker 13 (25:56):
Look look at those monkeys in the tree are speaking
their language of bulow.
Speaker 11 (26:03):
Why can't we do what they are doing?
Speaker 8 (26:05):
Now?
Speaker 3 (26:06):
When I hang by my feet of blood rushes to
my head, say how did you get here?
Speaker 10 (26:14):
Or the same way you did? A dentist and permona
gave me an anesthetis. I'll not forget that.
Speaker 11 (26:19):
Come oh kiss me?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (26:26):
I tell you.
Speaker 13 (26:27):
When I kiss a girl, she feels as if she
is floating through space.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Oh chess, hey, you ain't kidding. Get me down from
up here.
Speaker 10 (26:47):
Your voice is fading.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Where are you going? I'm going out of the anesthetic.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
Oh no, don't go.
Speaker 9 (26:53):
I was planning to take you to far off places London,
very sneeze, anaheim Aselsa.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
I'm god, Okay, nurse, nurse, what is it? Disclub? But
you want board gas? Yeah, and you better check the
island tires too.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
I'm going on a long trip, folks.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Tomorrow is armist to say to day on which World
War One ended. So tonight, I'd like to dedicate my
theme song to the men and women of our armed
forces who have given so much to bring freedom and
peace to the peoples of this earth.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
And I'll here's Judy to sing the complete version of
her closing theme song, good Night Soldier, Good.
Speaker 11 (27:43):
Night song, wherever you may be.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
My heart longly with wood night soul jer.
Speaker 10 (28:07):
Taps to reveally.
Speaker 12 (28:13):
Bind me dreaming about.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
You somedays scares.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Will change to the blue.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Spis will bud.
Speaker 12 (28:38):
S Goodnight souljer Angels walk with you, keep you through
each to my.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Flat.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
This is burn Smith asking you to follow the fourteen
day palm ally plan for a lovelier complexion, and don't
take a chance with your romance. Use Colgate toothpowder night
in the morning and before every date. Ladies, you now
get four points a pound for your used cooking fat
instead of two. Save every drop. You can. Remember that
soap calls for vast quantities of fat. The more you
turn in, the more soap you will see it. Your grocer,
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let me repeat, your butcher now pays you four cents
and four points for every pound of cooking fat. Now
here's Judy, folks, it.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Was Offrey night being with you tonight, and I hope
we'll happy together again next Saturday night. In the meantime,
please don't forget the two products that bring us together
each week, palm Ali soap and Colgate Tu powder, the
vendas in the world. This is Judy Canova from Hollywood
saying yeah.
Speaker 8 (30:11):
No.
Speaker 10 (30:14):
The Judy Canova Show was written by Fred Fox and.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Henry Luke Hood. This is the National Broadcasting Company.
From Hollywood. The Judy Canova Show brought to you each
week by the Colgate Palmalli Pea Company, makers of Palmary
Soap and Colgate Toothpowder, Palmary Soap, Your Beauty Hope and
Colgate Toothpowder for a Breath of Sweet presents The Judy
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Gnoba Show with mel Blank, Ruby Dandris Berna Felton, Joe Kearns,
The Sportsman, Opi Kats and his Orchestra and starring Judy.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Come over.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
He's making eyes.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
In me, Mom, he's awful.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Knight to me, mock he's almost up breaking my heart.
I'm beside him on mercy let it's not just started, mound.
He wants to marry me. My money me what do
you think?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
So back?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Every minute he gets bolder. Now it's lean now no,
my shoulder, My my, my mama, get.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Me my look look at he look look.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
He's oh nobody, look.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Listen this this.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I didn't mind be sighting O. His hand got us
really attacking formies.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Who he wasn't marrying me be min me.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I'm med Wristers. I still have a baris as mine.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Well, it seems that Judy is undered. The contest sponsored
by the Gurgle Soda Pomp Company. As we're looking on
her now, She and Jeranium have just opened their twentieth
case of pomp.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
She jeraium, I should I appreciate you helping me drink
this stuff. We must have drunk twelve gallons already. Yeah,
miss Judys, Oh, pardon me. You know I've drunk so
much combinated water. I feel like doing a bubble dance.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
My float and rib just dropped anchor Water's fly. Who say,
Miss Judy, did you finish writing your sinners yet for
the contest? Yeah? I wrote I like Gurgle photopop because
of twenty it's my thirst. All I have to do
is look at the bottle of that horrible green stuff
and I ain't thirsty no more.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Day.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
How much more that's hopped up? DDP?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Do I have to drink? Well?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Now, if you get four hundred and fifty more bottle tops, honey,
you may win the contest.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, and the.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Prize is a date was my favorite movie actor Van Johnson.
You sure like that man, don't you, miss us?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Van Johnson, that's one Van that really moved me. Yeah,
but I will tell you something. Last night I seen
him in a picture, and he had a crush on
Esther Williams in technicolor. Esther Williams in technicolor. Yeah, first
she got that. I haven't got that. I couldn't get
frightened and simonized and doco beaudy.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
Yes, ma'am, he's Van Johnson worth all this trouble you're
going to Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, I g gee, i'dn'ven be happy if I could
dream about Van Johnson's.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Well, put a piece of wedding cake under your pillow
and your dreams will come true.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Well, I tried that with a piece of birthday cake.
I dreamt about the fire department.
Speaker 8 (05:12):
I wonder what made you dream that?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Well, when I put the cake under my pillow, I
forgot to blow out the candles. Yeah, it was a
three alarmed dreams.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Judy, what if you won the contest and Ben Johnson
proposed to you?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Would you know how to ask? Oh? Shucks, I hate
to mention the number had some fellas who proposed to me.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
How many handsome men have supposed to you?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
No, that's why I hate to mention it. Yeah, but
back home, a couple of people kept asking me all
the time to get married. Who were they, Judy, mynd pa.
They were always hoping. Some big, handsome, blue eyed hunkle
man had come up to.
Speaker 9 (05:54):
Me and say, pardon me for talking ination.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Oh hell, Pedro, did you empty those bottles of gorgo farming?
Speaker 8 (06:05):
See?
Speaker 9 (06:06):
My cousin Gonzalis drank it, he said, he tickling his noise.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
It doesn't take on mine, of she but.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
Gonzales mixed it with six feathers, sick feathers. She he
had two bottles.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Yeah, Well, why is Gonzales now?
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Well?
Speaker 9 (06:28):
He fell ash sleep and a jeep ni hill was steep,
the train went peep.
Speaker 8 (06:36):
He'll sell the jeep cheap. Why it's a heap?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Not too bad, you know, Senor reader.
Speaker 9 (06:51):
When the new nineteen forty six cars come out, I'm
going to get one.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Are the new cars really coming out? Pedro?
Speaker 8 (06:57):
See?
Speaker 9 (06:58):
I was looking at the new nineteen forty sidels of
the nineteen forty two cars, which you can get delivered.
Speaker 8 (07:06):
In nineteen forty seven.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
If your father is president of the company that makes him,
if he's still talking to.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
You, well, look, did you order one of the new cars,
Piedro see?
Speaker 9 (07:17):
I ordered a foot button model, a foot button model.
See the floorboard is full of buttons. When you take
your girl out riding, you push a button with your
foot and the top comes down. You push another buttony
radio place, push another buttony lights go up.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
You run the whole car with your feet.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Well what do you do with your hands?
Speaker 10 (07:39):
I eat peanuts.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
You better go now, Pedro. I want to write something
else for the contest.
Speaker 9 (07:54):
Oh I wrote a poem for a contest once, Herita
a poem.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
See listen.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
There once was a man from a Josa whose nose
was a lallapalosa. From the day he was born, it
looked just like a horn, and he played it for
John Phillips Shouser.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
Judy, if you get a date with Ben Johnson, I
wonder how you'll get along together. What do you mean,
at Aggie, Well, they say a tall person gets along
well with a short person, A quiet person gets along
with a talkative person.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Every girl would marry a person with oppas. That's characteristic. Yeah,
I know it, Madie. That's why I want to marry
a man.
Speaker 11 (09:11):
That what you thought about?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
That was all the case of clarinata and is orficicra playing?
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Speaker 10 (10:56):
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Speaker 1 (10:57):
Doctors pruve Palm Molly's soap can bring two out of
three women a more beautiful complexion in just fourteen days.
And this plan was tested on women with all types
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Speaker 12 (11:07):
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as fifty, even women whose skin wasn't clear.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
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Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yeah, golly, geranium. Two weeks if gone by and I
haven't heard if I won that Gurgle Soda Pop contest.
You shure I'm crazy to win?
Speaker 8 (12:33):
That day?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Was Van Johnson? Aint you honey crazy?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
It is right?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
You know, the only time I ever saw Van Johnson,
I felt just like a bottle of soda pop standing
in the hot sun.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
You did.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah, I gurgled a little, started the fizzing in bloom atop. Yeah.
The man and the white coat throwing that over me
pass day. Ain't let me go though, he did.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Well, this, honey, isn't the plus contest he.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
Was ever in. Oh no, no.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Once I was in a better Baby contest sponsored by
a milk company. I was Miss Coffee Cream of Practice Junction.
They well, why they call you miss coffee Cream? Well,
when I was a baby, I was always on top
of the bottle.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I had to be.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
There's fourteen kids in the family. Yeah, well, you know,
miss Judy, I've come from an exception in a large
family too.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Now I used to say that again.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
My mother even ran out of names for the children. Yeah,
she called the last four eenie Meenie, Miney, and Charlie Charlie.
What about more? Only when my plugs kind of them kids,
he said, it ain't gonna be no more.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
And miss.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Yes, I have a nigger here for you can't make pigeons.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Carrier?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
No I any walk this time.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Isn't reply from the contest?
Speaker 10 (14:04):
Did you win?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
And Aggie? The judges liked my letter, but they didn't
get my bottle top.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
They didn't get your bottle top, greacious, what do you.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Have to do?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Well, I got a art them all right away, right them?
Call up an art a four hundred and fifty more
bottles of gurgle. Yes, what flavor you ont this time?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Well?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
The orange was good, but it tastes too much like fastprilla.
Uh huh, Yeah, so art of the great that tastes
more like orange. Okay, Pedro, Pedro, you shouldn't read it. Pedro,
did you send those bottle taps to the contest like
I told you to see?
Speaker 8 (14:39):
I send them by dog slid.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
By dog slid.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I told you to send them airmail air meal.
Speaker 8 (14:47):
Send you read it?
Speaker 10 (14:47):
I thought you shit aired the.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Ba.
Speaker 10 (14:54):
Yes it's your four hundred and fifty bottles of Google.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
See you got here quick? Yeah, thank reeking version wonderful.
Say how long have you been with a gurgle company?
Speaker 10 (15:05):
For five years?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
That's five goll wit mister, you must like this stuff?
Speaker 10 (15:13):
No, never touch it. Prefer onion juice to sell onion juice.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Well, now don't that give you a little trouble with
your breath?
Speaker 10 (15:22):
No use Colgate tooth powder. Never have a breath brook trouble.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
You know? God Ahi, yall waste my sponsorcle there you
say that, go ahead, let him hear you say it.
Speaker 10 (15:32):
Said again, I use Cogate tooth polder.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
All right, that's enough?
Speaker 10 (15:35):
Okay, say I know Canova lived up by Skinuoka hookah
mean name of ebid O?
Speaker 11 (15:45):
Any kidd?
Speaker 5 (15:46):
No?
Speaker 13 (15:46):
What well she was making faine woman did a lock
for Skinnuka hooka chuck?
Speaker 10 (15:55):
Yeah, married a Richmond there, had a pile of money.
She married him.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Is that slow?
Speaker 10 (16:01):
If you give us an auditoriout a pack in a labry.
Make the plain woman well, where'd she get the money
to do all that? Poisoned her husband?
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Poisoned her husband?
Speaker 10 (16:13):
If yep, night he's fine. Woman.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Well, I better get busy and open these bottles so
I can send the tops in.
Speaker 10 (16:21):
Yes, Judy, and you'd better hurry.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Remember the contest closes at midnight.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Oh don't you worry at Aggie. I'll have to top
off these bottles before you can say, Van Johnson, hand
me that opener and stand back. I shouldn't open that
(16:47):
last bottle with my teeth, use me, No, the soda
parma was running all over the floor, and you've broken
off of tooth head for the hell bar as the
bridges out. Which booth did you play, beauty?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Whilst I think it was.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
My pullman too, your pullman tooth? Yeah, lor seven duty
is successful. Now you'll have to have that tooth extracted extracted,
Jock's Now, I just go to the dentist and have
it pulled out. Jock gives me once, then gives me twice,
(17:35):
and kiss me once again. It's been a long long
ever thought like this, my dearness, and can't remember when
it's been a long long.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
You'll never know how many it be.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I e about you.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I just how it this out?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Team without you?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Don't kiss me once and kiss me once and kiss
me once again.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
It's been a long long.
Speaker 11 (18:17):
Kiss me once and kiss me twice, and kiss me
once again. It's me long long I haven't felt like this.
My dearses can't remember when it's been a long long time.
(18:39):
You never know how many dreams I've been about you.
Speaker 8 (18:45):
But as time people see without you.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
So kiss me once and.
Speaker 11 (18:53):
Kiss me times and kiss me once again.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
It's been a longe.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
God gives me once, think, gives me twice, think itiss
me once again.
Speaker 10 (19:13):
It's still.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Long I ever thought like this.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
My dearses can't remember when it's been long.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
You love for know how many d that mean? Good?
Bock you?
Speaker 4 (19:36):
I just now if you there sleep without you?
Speaker 11 (19:41):
So kiss me once, sink me think, kiss me once again.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
It's been a long.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
That was Judik and all us singing. It's been a
long long time.
Speaker 11 (20:16):
Use call Gate tooth powder and keep smiling.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
Just not.
Speaker 11 (20:23):
Use it each morning, and use it each nice. Don't
take a chance with your use call Gage toothpowder.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Remember this message from Coldgate toothpowder. Your romance will be
a bursted bubble. If you have that breath of trouble,
maybe you're a victim of a breath of trouble, I
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but it's happened to thousands without their knowing. So just
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(21:02):
your breath as it cleans your teeth, because scientific tests
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Colgate toothpowder instantly stops unpleasing breath that originates in the mouth.
What's more, no dentner for us, at any price cleaned
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(21:25):
toothpowder with the accent on powder.
Speaker 11 (21:28):
Don't take a chance with you use lollgates to power.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Or Good morning? Is this doctor Harrison the dentist's office
isthmamtis well, I'm Judy Canova, the girl who called about
the broken tooth. Is the doctor in Yes, he's polishing
some fleets. Well when he fishes the dishes, can I
see him?
Speaker 10 (21:59):
What doctor, here's miss Canova.
Speaker 13 (22:02):
Oh, yes, yes, the girl who bit the pop bottle.
Now miss Canova, just sit in the chair here and
we'll have that two thousand.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Hurry.
Speaker 13 (22:09):
Okay, do you want a local anesthetic?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Local jax? Now give me something men parted, no fight
to get Yes.
Speaker 11 (22:19):
Quite understand.
Speaker 13 (22:20):
I was referring to the process of anesthesia that runs
the patient immobile, unconscious and completely immune to pay.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
And do you object to gas?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
No, talk all you want to go?
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Right ahead?
Speaker 13 (22:31):
Now just relax, miss Canova, and you will have pleasant dreams.
Speaker 10 (22:36):
Will pull the tooth and cast it away, cast it away.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Cast away, past away, past away.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Cast away. Golly, I'm a castaway on a south Sea island.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
Who are you?
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Ugh?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
No, I ain't Huh, I'm Judy Canover. I still say, Oh, say,
how did I get here? You come from big boat?
Speaker 11 (23:11):
Terrible wreck?
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Yeah? I know I always looked this way after the
boat riding.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
If you think I'm a mess, now, y'ard to seen
me on Navy Day and.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
The Tunnel of Love.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Oh, I'm telling you, who How'd I get up on
the shore?
Speaker 11 (23:27):
You carried up by great big waves. She was a
seaman second.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Class well, tell me, tell me what island is this?
Speaker 10 (23:40):
You come off big boat land on valley?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Never mind how I landed?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Where am I?
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Say?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Who is this?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Pardon me for talking in your sleep, Miss Judith? But
you in pogo pogo geranium? How'd you get here?
Speaker 8 (23:59):
Or ask me?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Honey?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
This is your dream? I'm a flower girl.
Speaker 8 (24:05):
I wanna buy geranium?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
What a cross?
Speaker 10 (24:12):
Say?
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Geranium? You got hiccups? Yes, I've got buttercups to Oh
look geranium. The native chief, I'm.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
What's the matter?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Chief?
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (24:29):
They won't let me blowing in bubble?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
No soap?
Speaker 3 (24:48):
No, So let's go back and do that palm a
commercial again? Hey, what's that? The chief is leaving for Albuquerque.
Speaker 13 (25:02):
A bottle coffery all about Ontario, Riverside, Colton, Anaheim, Masousa
and cokedamonga.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Colly sounds just like Jack Benny Good evening mercery. Oh gee,
ways you Hollywood Van Johnson.
Speaker 13 (25:19):
No, I'm Dickens Van Storage. Finding you here in these
paradices wonderful.
Speaker 11 (25:28):
You are gorgeous.
Speaker 10 (25:30):
I like the way that Sir Wong is draped around
your waist.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Oh this night is wrong at Maturban, I wound it
too loose.
Speaker 11 (25:43):
But this is so romantic.
Speaker 10 (25:45):
Doesn't this tropical moon fill you with ecstasy?
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Huh?
Speaker 9 (25:51):
Even the animals of the jungle are under its romantic spain.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Huh.
Speaker 13 (25:56):
Look look at those monkeys in the tree are speaking
their language of bulow.
Speaker 11 (26:03):
Why can't we do what they are doing?
Speaker 8 (26:05):
Now?
Speaker 3 (26:06):
When I hang by my feet of blood rushes to
my head, say how did you get here?
Speaker 10 (26:14):
Or the same way you did? A dentist and permona
gave me an anesthetis. I'll not forget that.
Speaker 11 (26:19):
Come oh kiss me?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (26:26):
I tell you.
Speaker 13 (26:27):
When I kiss a girl, she feels as if she
is floating through space.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Oh chess, hey, you ain't kidding. Get me down from
up here.
Speaker 10 (26:47):
Your voice is fading.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Where are you going? I'm going out of the anesthetic.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
Oh no, don't go.
Speaker 9 (26:53):
I was planning to take you to far off places London,
very sneeze, anaheim Aselsa.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
I'm god, Okay, nurse, nurse, what is it? Disclub? But
you want board gas? Yeah, and you better check the
island tires too.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
I'm going on a long trip, folks.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Tomorrow is armist to say to day on which World
War One ended. So tonight, I'd like to dedicate my
theme song to the men and women of our armed
forces who have given so much to bring freedom and
peace to the peoples of this earth.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
And I'll here's Judy to sing the complete version of
her closing theme song, good Night Soldier, Good.
Speaker 11 (27:43):
Night song, wherever you may be.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
My heart longly with wood night soul jer.
Speaker 10 (28:07):
Taps to reveally.
Speaker 12 (28:13):
Bind me dreaming about.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
You somedays scares.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Will change to the blue.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Spis will bud.
Speaker 12 (28:38):
S Goodnight souljer Angels walk with you, keep you through
each to my.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Flat.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
This is burn Smith asking you to follow the fourteen
day palm ally plan for a lovelier complexion, and don't
take a chance with your romance. Use Colgate toothpowder night
in the morning and before every date. Ladies, you now
get four points a pound for your used cooking fat
instead of two. Save every drop. You can. Remember that
soap calls for vast quantities of fat. The more you
turn in, the more soap you will see it. Your grocer,
(29:45):
let me repeat, your butcher now pays you four cents
and four points for every pound of cooking fat. Now
here's Judy, folks, it.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Was Offrey night being with you tonight, and I hope
we'll happy together again next Saturday night. In the meantime,
please don't forget the two products that bring us together
each week, palm Ali soap and Colgate Tu powder, the
vendas in the world. This is Judy Canova from Hollywood
saying yeah.
Speaker 8 (30:11):
No.
Speaker 10 (30:14):
The Judy Canova Show was written by Fred Fox and.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Henry Luke Hood. This is the National Broadcasting Company.
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