Abandaminons

Crazy Stories of Street Life and Being Homeless
Animal Rescue
People Living In Abandon Houses
Sobriety
Funny
Inspirational
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Morrisville, PA

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Hi, this is Michelle Chunkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard BARBIEES podcast. Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and
here's my co host Rich.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
What's happening you?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
What you wanna do? That's your song? I know because
you're a bad boy. So this is the first time
you're listening. I own a nine acre completely pullet yard
filled with the cars, trucks, vans, motorcycles, melers, boats, and
much much more. Check out my website Chunkyard Barbie dot com.
I am located in Marsville, Pennsylvania, open seven days a week.

(00:57):
I also buy any conditioned vehicles of days a week.
We can either pick it up or you can drop
it off or the jeep yard starting to really it's
good kick, Yeah, pretty excited.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Totally separate. It's in the same yard, but he's in
a separate section jeeps.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
And I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
It's fucking cold is ship out there?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
No kidding, But I'm stripping tomorrow actually a next day,
and I'm going to film it so that people can see.
I'm going to take the hood off, the doors, both seats, okay,
so and then time laps it.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
So it's going to be pretty cool because it's really
fucking cold.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
You should put it to music.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
The guy that's going to be filming it, he said
he would. He's amazing at this stuff. He's he's been
so great helping me.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Is name.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I'm going to give Ron shout out, Erickson a shout out.
He's the one with the Hurst that you talked to, Yeah,
with the with the pities. So anyway, so check that out. Also,
you'll see on the tabs all my social media give
me a review, like do anything you want to do.

(02:07):
And also there's a tab at the top and it
shows you about the animal charities that I'm into, and
on that we are going to listen to my little commercial. Hi,
this is Michelle Junkyar Barbie. Are you looking for our
fiery friend who needs a forever home? Right here in Oazy,

(02:31):
local animal rescues are filled with lovable pets waiting for you.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Dogs, cats, all.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
With hearts as big as their paws, ready to bring
joy to your life. By adopting our fostering, you're not
just getting a pet, You're saving a life. Every adoption
helps make room for another animal I need. If you
can't adopt right now, you can still make a huge
difference by donating, fostering, or volunteering at your local shelter. Together,

(03:00):
we can ensure every animal finds a loving home. Visit
your local animal rescue today and let the love begin. Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer,
share people's posts. Be a hero for those who need
it most. Your new best friend is waiting. Also, I

(03:22):
like to add in there, please spay, please, newter, please microchip.
And I've got to say this last time. If you're
going to go to a shelter, please go to the
euthanize list first or the longest residence.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yes. And I want to say this. This is your
first time listening staring a commercial. You heard different stuff.
Michelle don't have any fingers, so she's trying to work
the board with her knuckles. So I don't want to

(03:55):
lose it. Not none of this.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Listen anybody, He lies, He tells freaking story.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Okay, Mike calling me Nubby.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Where her thumbs are?

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Are?

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Actually she had her toes put there.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
This is what we're gonna do though, Okay, smart ass,
We're going to make a phone call. This is our
second show in two thousand with my toes.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
That's a fetish.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Wait.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I want to talk about this mold.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Hold on, We've gotta called karaoke kick.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
If you don't answer, we're going right into it.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Let's hear his r oh ship. Hold on, hold on, listen,
hold on, yes exactly.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
Oh sh.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Fucking new Year, y'all.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, Happy New Year. Taste the biscuits. You see what
I'm dealing with.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
Man, you know what fucking five foot want and crazy?

Speaker 3 (05:15):
I know I'm five, by the way, Jesus ChRI going on.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Happy New Year? Whatever I mean, Happy New Year?

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Come on you a rick man.

Speaker 6 (05:24):
I guess I guess the Holliy has been fucking nutty
because like it shut everything down, Like we couldn't do this.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
We couldn't. You guys would call me. I couldn't bitch
about nothing, Nah, we couldn't.

Speaker 6 (05:34):
My constant complaint is distracted motherfuckers, distracted fucking drivers.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Give it.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
I drove the Hershey today.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
I drove the fucking Hirshey and back, and every motherfucker
I pasted on Turnpike his own their goddamn phone, Like,
what what is so interesting on you?

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Jergging off? Driving down the road.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
What the fuck are you looking at this that interesting?
You're gonna put your life in my life, in fucking
thousands of other people's lives risks because you want to
be on your fucking phone.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
That's that's right. Listen, like the snow, you see.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
People off the fucking rod. What's the matter?

Speaker 6 (06:08):
You couldn't text and driving the snow. You probably can't
drive in the fucking sunshine, dumb fuck.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
That's aw.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Come on, so you've had rants? We because of the holidays, yes,
we like you know, took a little break and stuff,
but we beat Yeah, so come on, you've got a
lots of ranch at Christmas?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
What about New Year's? Would you do for New Year's?

Speaker 4 (06:36):
You want to truthfully know what I did for New Years?

Speaker 6 (06:37):
I sat on my couch with d why watch fucking
nothing on TV, watching my nineteen year old daughter fucking
put together a photocollage, and at like eleven thirty I
turned on the I put on like like a regular
TV so I could watch that stupid fucking ball drop,
and then I was like fuck it.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
On the bit was just another day.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
I watched my great my long ball and if I'm
being real, Christmas Day was great.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
But oh that's nice.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
No, that's good, that's cool. No, you know what I
did Christmas dinners?

Speaker 3 (07:11):
I bet my son which one Christopher, me.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
And him bet all the time. My sister goes over
and my other sons with the cookie monster. Yeah, they
all go over in my older son's house. So I
get my younger son outside. I said, listen, as we're
carrying gifts in from their car, I said, I'll bet
you another dollar. My fat sister's sitting there eating before

(07:37):
we get.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
In this door.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Cookie monster.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Sure enough, she had everybody's bringing gifts in. She's sitting
down at the table. What a plate is?

Speaker 4 (07:48):
What?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yes? M yeah, her head is the size of a Uh,
she should go to doctors, not that fa Listen, did
you ever watch that show Doctor pimple Popper. That's her
fucking head.

Speaker 6 (08:03):
Ironically enough, I actually saw that ship like Christmas Eve
at the wife at the wife dad's house, and you're like,
we watched this.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
I'm like, what the are you? You know what?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
It's crazy, but it's it's cool to look at.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
I know it's I don't know, because watch it and
watch it in three D with then three D glass on.
It's it's like watching It's like it's like getting sperm
in your face. Yeah, that.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Get close. You don't you don't have hold on speaking
of that, do you? You don't have anything more to say?
I mean, come on, how many? How many weeks have
we not talked to them?

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Three?

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (08:54):
Like you know, things have been calm, Like I switched
positions at my job. I work at a different chopmail,
So I'm not it's all that used to be.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Okay, well what that's not good? That's not good.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Ship.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
I'm happy.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
I don't want nobody happy in his shop about that?

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Fuck you you weren't happy.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
You wouldn't happy. Go to church, get the candle.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
I'll show you happy.

Speaker 7 (09:32):
Say hello to my little friend, motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Oh my god, No, all right, you could try. All right,
let's try.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Let's try, because I know that Mark, Oh my god,
Mark is excited. Listen, we're just doing quick ones. Okay,
all right, we're not even gonna you know what I mean,
We're gonna be like, oh hey, how you doing, and
then just quick fucking hang up because we haven't done this.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Listen. He has to have his hip hop radio on.
No listen, he's already short enough, take more of his phone, nail.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
He's four foot shot.

Speaker 8 (10:17):
Oh my god, I knew we're gonna call. He's not answering,
and I have his kene.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
No, do you really smack the ship out of him?

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Listen when I give it back to them, I'm cutting
it in half.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
He's there.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
You go walk with this fucking midget.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
He's not answering.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Guess what?

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Fuck you?

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Whoof man?

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Are you? So?

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Tell me about this sud this moment and listen, listen, listen.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
I can't. I don't go to Turkey Hill. No more
on before I come here.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah, because you got.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Stuff. I had this woman's crotch half hanging in my
cup of soup. I'm gonna get the fuck out. So
I go to wah Wah. Right, I was like, you
know what I'm playing. I'm I'm playing it safe today.
I go in the wah wah and I get a
cup of coffee. It's all I did. Good thing Because
I'm standing behind this woman and she looks normal from

(11:13):
the back. She got a hat on a bee. I'm like,
all right, she looks normal.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
I got the heck up, right.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
So she pays, whips out her four coupons whatever. You
know what I mean? Okay, so of course you're three dollars, right,
she turns around more.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Buy me.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Listen? I want what the fuck she's Yes, she had
a mole on her top lip to the corner. Now,
what I wanted to ask her was, do you take
that thing to the barber?

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Hold on?

Speaker 1 (11:49):
How big was it?

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Big enough to have more hair than my Saint Bernard's.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
I have a question.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Hold on, I have a question. What hold on for
a second.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Hold on? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was like, oh but
I I you know, I want to ask you.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
You can permit for that?

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Put a leash on?

Speaker 1 (12:17):
How big was it?

Speaker 2 (12:18):
It was big enough where it went like underneath her?

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Was it like?

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Let me you know how like Lemmy from Motorhead had
that huge mole.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah, it was on top of her lip, though.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Like, oh gosh, I don't know why to get rid
of it.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I don't think he can hold on unless it was
zap Finanien. The hair went like on her top lip.
You know what I mean? If I had ordered something
to eat at that point, I think I would have left,
but I would listen when I was leaving.

Speaker 8 (12:45):
I was.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
No she was a customer.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
I was checking my coffee for hair. Okay. When I
got my truck, I'm like, god, no, I had my
flash light out. I'm scrolling around like if one of
these fucking pieces wolf into my cup, I'm going to
have a stroke. But yeah, this this thing, you know,
her mom needed a flea collar. I'm like, what the
fuck is going on here? So I'm like, no, man,

(13:13):
this this I should have walked up like ask first,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
And just didn't even go to these stores.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Na, I can't.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
I'm am I gonna to order uber to get a
cup of coffee.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
I'm like, come on, man, I just they can't.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Oh my god, it was hideous.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
I was.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
I was taking a back. Let me say.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
That is just I mean, I'm like, no, I don't
even know what to say.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
My had my head itches because I'm like.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
No, way, it was bad. It was bad. I was
you go to the barber shop get that ship, guys.
I mean, that is just nasty. She had like a
quarter of a mustache, that's how big it was. I'm like, listen,
it was in a corner of her mouth.

Speaker 6 (14:00):
The hair.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
I'm like, m M, no, dude.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
So listen, you meet so many different people. Yeah, that
that that guy and is like a little white you
know whatever with his hair.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Can you help me do money?

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, I put air and then you're eating the meatball sandwich.
Then you got fuba and then you guys, now you got.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
The don't what to do.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
I'm going to put the darkest sunglasses I can find
one with a cane, and I'm just going to start
hitting people that in front of me. Oh, excuse me,
excuse me, so I don't have to look at none
of these motherfuckers. I want to stick you know, I
mean unfolded on one so they can hear a click

(14:44):
open and I'll be like, excuse me, just please please,
I gotta get through this. My car's running, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 4 (14:52):
You know what there was?

Speaker 1 (14:52):
There was a movie, not a not a movie. It's
a show. Gosh, I watched it. Oh I love it.
Real tall, blond, real pretty. She was blind and that's
what she did. There was this long line and she's
excuse me, excuse me. She to the front of the line.
Can I have this to people like they were there?

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yeah, just start working them. I gotta look at the
funk out of I'm gonna get out.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
See, that's just every time you go there. And I
don't know why this was wa I went to do
you wait before you got here?

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Why do you do that?

Speaker 1 (15:31):
When I make the best coffee? You even say I
make the best coffee? No, you do, And tell me
about my piscottis.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Your boyfriend can tell you about your Piscatti's.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
He loves them, I say, he loves them.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
But your cookies are good.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
You're such an you wouldn't even know that anyway.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
By the way, we're not listen. I'm not talking about
your claim. I'm talking about that that is so gross.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Listen, tell me that those are not the best cookies.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yes they are.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, are you know what I do?

Speaker 1 (16:03):
I give them to people and then I do this,
you have to eat them because I like to watch
people's faces.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Here's a cookie, you got to eat it?

Speaker 6 (16:14):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
No?

Speaker 3 (16:15):
But it's like it's an Italian thing.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
I don't know, like when I make something like that,
like I want to see, Like I sit there and
I'm like, it's it good.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
They don't say anything.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
They eat, And then I like watching when the homeless
I give them a prepslice to eat it, eat it best.
You ain't selling it teeth.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
I got cheethe, so I got a story for you.
This is how fucking fucked up people are.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Okay, my guys are out yesterday in in my chalk,
I steak body, pick a part on it, Junkyard Barbie,
and they're in Jersey. They're ride in the ride. I
always tell them, staying your own lane, no matter what
the fuck happens, ride your ride.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Don't.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
This woman tries to. I don't know what the fuck
she was doing, but anyway, they have to stop. It's
a whole big thing, long and short. The chick calls
the cop, there's nothing that my guys did nothing. She
said that they hit them. They didn't.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
She's trying to get money, earn her hold on. I
want to say some more shit though. Her mother fucking
dou's cut.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Here's what happens. Okay, comes out. She got six kids
in the car. She's happen yeah, in Jersey somewhere and
playing all this bullshit. The cop comes. The cop basically said,
there's nothing we did not. He did not hit your car.
You're the one that came over, not him. You know

(18:01):
you're trying to play your thing. You scraped your tire
or you're on the on the curb. Okay, there's nothing there.
They didn't do anything. Whole nine yards da da da da,
she's you know, yeah, she's going off. Okay.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
I then find out that she called my yard towards
the end of the day.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Kimmy answered, Now, Kimmy didn't know much because my guy
called me and he goes, ah, Michelle, it's the police
calls me, Mama, Mama, got the police again. Anytime anything happens,
I always get the phone call. So I was like, okay, fine,
you know, I stayed on the phone with them. I
herd what the cops said, everything, They're good. He's done.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Woman calls Kimmy hands it over to my brother.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
The woman was irate and threatened my brother seeing whatever
she said, which I'm not going to say.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
He said, fine, do whatever.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
I'm at home now after I left, right and I'm
going through it, and all of a sudden, I say
I got a review one star. I looked down. I'm like, okay,
the fuck. Then I look down again, another one star
from a different person. Again, another one star yes, and

(19:19):
another one star yeah. So I said really. So now
I'm not putting it together because I don't know what
the woman's name is until the next day. So I
started to look on Facebook. Could I find this person?
The two you can't even find them. But when I
looked at the one, none of them had done any reviews.

(19:40):
And the one girl that did review, okay, all she
did is write shitty shit about people. So but she
was specific about everyone but me, okay, because she had
never been there. And like you said, you fucking idiots,
you all have three hours. So what they did was
they hit all at the same time, like stud not.

(20:04):
So what I did was disputed. Then I called Joan,
you know Joan from Media Explosion, who does amazing websites people.
If you want to do with anything, she's the one,
and she got on it whole nine yards disputed it.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
She wrote something up for me.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Now I got to post it everywhere good so that
people can give me more reviews because she took my
four point five reading and put it to four point four.
And I got a car today. I did absolutely nothing,
and there was a car. I actually got a car

(20:46):
today from a guy that came in that said, I
read your Google reviews and he had great reviews, so
something like that is just absolute.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Of course she's trying to your money exactly.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Well, hold on, you want to hear what happen, stupid cunt.
We get the police report, right, I wish I had it.
I should read it. She has a d UI in Philadelphia.
They were in Jersey, so they couldn't fucking arrest her.
Yeah right, you fucking.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
One charge doesn't carry over. I'm like there to hear
or hear.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Oh, you know, like you said, she's looking for money,
you know, and now you're harassing me.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Of course she harassed me. Well she probably has to
pay for attorney in Philly for the d UI.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Well maybe we should have her come to Philly and
set her up. Now she's gonna she's gonna get her.
It's a real shame though, do you know what I'm
trying to say.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
It's kind of like you have nothing.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Here's here and I'm going to get one. It's the
dash cans.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Oh yeah, that's a good idea.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
If you have a cam when they do any of
that ship comes up. Yeah, and now they're not big,
they're very small, you know what I mean? You know
you put them up on the dash you can't really
see them, so when they do this dumb ship, you
can just start laughing cops and then yeah, you just
show them the dashcam footage.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
I'd like that, especially for the for the company vehicle,
because people do see that like, oh look we're.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Gonna well no, only that that will lower your insurance rates.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
So oh yeah, that's true too.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
I mean it takes the liability right right off for you.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Well it was really It's really funny too because.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
So yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
And it was crazy because now I remember when I
got busted, not busted, I got pulled over what two
years ago? Two three years ago? I'm going down from Trenton.

Speaker 9 (23:00):
What is that.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
One?

Speaker 3 (23:04):
No, I don't know whatever.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
I'm flying down and all of a sudden I get
pulled over by a stay trooper.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Then another one, then another one, like on the highway.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
I'm like, but the like serious, like fucking seriously, I go,
what do you think I got my fucking kitty kaboodles
fucking not?

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Yeah, like the heroine get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
No, you know what it was?

Speaker 3 (23:27):
It was that there was a woman that pulled me over,
a police officer, so what.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
She couldn't handle it on her own fucking tool bags anyway,
So I didn't get in trouble.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
But the thing is, I did have a warm rest
in PA.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
But I was in Jersey. Okay, now I understand because
everyone's like, how the fuck did you not get arrested? Okay,
it works, And my my wasn't a DUI. Mine was
something stupid, yeah, but ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
I told him they pulled They pulled my wife over.
She was going to work. She did nothing wrong in
the in the truck, yes, yep, and they pulled her over.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
I remember that, and they took the truck, didn't I know.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
She was going to the groom shop, so they in
her jeep. So she they pulled her over. They didn't
ask for and he said any paid work, And they said,
you know why he pulled you over? And she said no,
why there's a warrn out for your husband's a rush, So.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
What the fuck does that have to do with her?

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Nothing?

Speaker 3 (24:38):
That's what I mean.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Like, she gets to work and calls me, I said,
not a ring? Which township? So I went there, Oh
good you? And I gave him my drivers. I said,
I understand there's a warning out for my rush. Yeah,
I'm here to turn myself in. And they were like,
I'm hold on, there's nothing here. I said, can you

(25:00):
tell me why your officer pulled my wife over and
said there's a worn out for my arrest? What they say, No,
I can't. I said, well, how about you call him
in here and let him see I'm standing here. That's bullshit,
rich Oh no, no, we can't do that. He's busy.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
I'm like the funk he's busy.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
I said, give my license.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Back, man, Yeah, you gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Just listen. That's just what they do.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, you know what, they can go funk off seriously,
because you know what, let me tell you something.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Some state.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
It's just like any cop. You got good ones and
you got bad ones. Like I'll tell you which is
a bad one.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Oh my goodness, penis pump, penis.

Speaker 7 (25:49):
Pump, pump, pump, pump pump.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Dude, that is so awesome.

Speaker 7 (26:05):
So that was awesome.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Oh my gosh, what on?

Speaker 2 (26:09):
But I.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Mean that was fucking awesome.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
That's it. That's it. That's our new song.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Well we haven't mentioned him. So I'm sitting with somebody.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
What are you doing for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (26:33):
I was talking with somebody.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (26:41):
I just want to say, I said, every time I
say it, I.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Know, you know the pump.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
So I didn't realize I went like the pup. So
every time I talked down, they're like, we love that.
You're like, yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Imagine what's going on down at that house.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Dude, we're fucked up.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
I bet you got a lot of fix a flat.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
It's like, yeah, you know, yeah, you think we should
try and call somebody?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Ah, it's your Do you think she'd answer if we
called her? You could try Let's try never we've never
done it before.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Let's try it.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
And then we're just gonna do what.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
We usually do.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Hmm.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
I met a lot of people too. I met a
lot of people in the last week.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
It's really funny, though, I have to I have to
tell you sometimes people talk too much.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
So I was down.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Somewhere and uh, they're like, yo, two days ago, Oh,
you're in the neighborhood, you know.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
And I said, I'm slumming.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Right because the best neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
They're like, and I said, I'm going, you know, right here,
and it goes yeah, and he said he said, yeah,
I'm not too far to him. So I didn't say anything,
and I'm like, oh, oh, you know, okay, and you
know what's up. And he was just like, well, you know,
I said, well business wise, He's like, you know, he

(28:18):
I said, business is business, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (28:21):
So he was like, oh, okay, hold on, let me
see if she answers come on.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Usually sleeping now, she's not gonna answer because she knows
that you're here and doing the show or doing the show.

Speaker 10 (28:40):
Fucking bitch, Rich, I can't witch, don't make fun of
that kid.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
Please leave your message for bitch.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Damn that's it anyway.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
So the guy should have. So he said what he said,
and I go, oh really, I go, hmmm, oh yeah, okay,
listen you should You shouldn't know. Sometimes you just keep
your mouth shut.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
I like to go. Listen. We got to get the
Homeless game up and running. Okay, Homeless dating game. We
got some stuff.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Bang listen, listen over the spin, Medilda.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
We gotta get Cindy back in here.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Yes and Carb Carbo, Christy, Chrissy her she dude, so
everybody knows she was what in a rehab home or
orf Way house.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
But guess what she did.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
She moved out.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
She's into her own place.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Now she's got her she's in a sober house.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Does she need a collection of boxes? Is she? That's
what I'm trying to find out.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Hey, hey, listen, right listen. Taste the biscuit. Taste the
goodness got me on the show, right.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
The honey shows got me on the motherfucking show.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Right now, Rich, that's going on, I Rich, listen, how
are you good?

Speaker 4 (30:30):
What?

Speaker 2 (30:31):
So when you Atlantic City trip, did you get any cock?

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Oh? My god, you're talking about Atlantic City, Michelle.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Listen, now you didn't even get I didn't get any God,
that's fucking terrible.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
You know what got dirty dick anywhere? I didn't want
to listen.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
You get arrested, the cops will give you something.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Christy.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
No, no, Apparently, apparently when he smokes the crack, he
gets really like freaked nasty.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
And he told me he took it in the ass
one time and he liked it. And then he told
me he like sings in his asshole, and he's taking
hot dogs in his asshole.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Hot dogs. At that point, at that point, I would
have got a traffic cone and say see if you
can fit this up there.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Whatever. Yeah, that's the kind of ment I get.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Jest. At least the hot dog was warm. Was it
plump when you cook it down? Oh my god Jesus.

Speaker 9 (31:59):
Yeah, my daughter says, I gotta stop telling people like
that story like matter of factly, like.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Saying conversations.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
What are we talking about?

Speaker 2 (32:10):
I think it's funny about Dominic.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
We're talking about Dominic sticking hot dogs in his ass.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
That that piece of trash ship that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Why don't you tell everybody?

Speaker 2 (32:21):
I see now, if I had known that, I would said, yo,
pop one out, here's a bun I want. I want chocolate.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Can you imagine being that.

Speaker 9 (32:34):
Like and just to be like, oh, looking at the
hot dogs saying, let me stick that hot book in
my ass.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Yeah, that's I have a question.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Now, you don't look at it like food.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Was it frozenyeh?

Speaker 4 (32:44):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
That's interesting.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
He was. He was cracking up lift and telling me
about it like I'm supposed to. He's lying.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
He it wasn't a hot dog. It was someone's dish,
probably a sausage.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Well, he already had the dick in there, said.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
That that's why he likes it. He's like all into it.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
Never he walks around.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
He walks now, he walks around naked all the time,
putting vasilin on his thing and then putting freaking e
condom on top of it.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Sarah Won's is born.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
You know my laptop because he's so fucked up. That's anyway,
let's go into something positive. You're in a sober house now,
so you're out of there and you have your own life.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Now, how cool is that?

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Yeah, Emily House, I'm out of there.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Okay, you in charge of this one.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
Now, I'm not in charge. I'm just I'm just like
a really chill member, which.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Is cool, which means she can come hang out here more.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Christy, Yeah, I can.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
All right get here. Yeah, leave your boyfriend, not my boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Now, he's gone. He died, he's he's my he died.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
He's dead, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Instead, he's a crack smoking junky ass.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
We don't want to talk about him. We want to
talk about how great you're doing. You got your car,
you're in a sober house now.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
And I got my car, and my best friend is
supposed to get me a mirror.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
I am I.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Promise that I will pull it off for you tomorrow,
I promise. I'd just been it's been crazy. It's been
extremely cold down thereselves.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
I know it's cold as hell. I'm feel bad, but
was like looking for a marr for the card.

Speaker 8 (34:36):
Of you.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
I wasn't it just just it just snowed, and I'm
going like looking, and she's like, you wanted me to
come down and do it myself.

Speaker 9 (34:45):
I'm gonna pick a par I can't even a press.
I was going to answer my daughter to which because
I know my I don't know how to do it.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Now.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
I was doing it. You're doing You're doing really good.
You're doing it. I always say this, but you are.
You're doing really good. You went through a lot of ship.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
And you came. Now I'm a gym I'm a gym rat.
I'm going to the gym. I'm training for sex.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
And she's got a new buddy. And now that new
buddy is my buddy.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Yeah, my buddy, stephan.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Oh god, steph listen, step Stephans not giving you any cock.
I mean that name right there.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
He's done, and that's why he's my new best friend. Yeah,
he got on the phone. I was like, hey, twinkletoes.
He loves me.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
Did he knows what he's doing now, he knows what
he's doing at the gym though. You sets the three
on this third?

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Can he uh spin a doo?

Speaker 4 (35:51):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Hell yeah, okay, I'm introducing him to Johnny.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Yeah, so we can have him up here.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Yeah we get Oh my gosh, that's what we're doing.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Why are we having play spin the dil dough?

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Because it's funnier with gay guys doing and listen to them.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
That's what I'm trying to say. Let's have guys do it.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Why are we having chicks do well?

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Then?

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Why don't we have Chrissy play the homeless game?

Speaker 2 (36:14):
We can have a dude up here, but we're not having.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
We're not homeless game.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
No, I'm talking about the doos.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
We're talking about the dil dough.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
I'm not calling it a homeless game.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
I didn't mean to say that.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
No, no, no, I'm not having here we go with
the cardboard.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
No, no, no, no, I'm not having a spinning it.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
I'm all about that.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Yeah, I know, Chrissy, were you a homeless broke?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
No, listen, what she's referring to is the homeless dating
game where I get three homeless homeless game.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Yeah, d you didn't hear about that.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Yeah, here's here's okay, I came up with.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
A homeless dating game. Rich came up with spin the
dil dough.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Right, We're going to it three homeless guys Michelle. I'm
going to have her back to them and she's going
to ask them questions. She ain't gonna know who, what
they look like, nothing, And then at the end of
the game, she's going to pick out which one is
going to take her out on a date.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
And listen, taking her out with his food stamps?

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Yes, basically so, but I want regular I want homeless
people to do it. So that's what I want.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
And I think you should go pick up the homeless
people in Camden. They got good ones over there. That's
why I was. I was homeless for six months in Camden.
They got some winners out there.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Okay, well listen, hold.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
On, Hi, I'm Michelle and I suit her number one.
Do you have any teeth?

Speaker 4 (38:02):
No? Suitor number two.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Suitor number two, when is the long When is the
longest you haven't taken a shower?

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Eight months?

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Suitor number three, have you ever had lice?

Speaker 2 (38:19):
I can't answer that, but I got teeth in my pocket.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Yeah, we're gonna have and I'm going to be asking
the questions. Oh my god, this is going for a
lot of fun.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
You know.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
You know you would have played Christie.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
You can't And maybe I might just meet.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Mister right, yeah, mister.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
You know what that could happen.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
I'm going to have more, bring your presence, like bar so,
some extra strength, probably grip, you know.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Yeah, what are you busting on people that don't have teeth?

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Do you take extra strength or just regular? Comeboy, you
can tell us. We won't tell no about it.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Whatever, I don't take anything.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Don't lie. You probably got the extra because you sucked
for a garden hose.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Oh my god, Chrissy, hold on, this is really important though, rich.
So I took Chrissy for the first time to a
sex shot. We took her to Spice tonight, and she
got herself a dildo.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Okay, it's not a vibrator.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Sorry, right, let's clean that saup. So it's a vibrator, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
And then she's like, I'm so tired.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
She had me put the batteries in wait, so she
wanted to know, she wanted.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
She wanted to get me this, this, this huge fucking
rocket ship. Okay, you can vibrate your eye list screaming
at her in the store.

Speaker 9 (40:21):
I don't know that.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
A little one.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Were you gonna do with that? Put it onto your tits? Listen?
Should Michelle get you wanted? Any glasses? When you're done,
you're you're right much? Yeah, you're right. Are going to
get detached? I get it.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
Somebody if I'm away from me, She's going to get
me a really big toy.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Oh my god, I said, we're gonna, We're gonna she's
guess what she's Should we have her do the homeless
dating game?

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Then you do it?

Speaker 1 (40:50):
That's right, you're doing spin the dildough.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
You know.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
We got to come up with the third one.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Christy?

Speaker 1 (40:57):
What kind of game would you like to play? And
whatever the game is, you have to be the person
that's in it.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
You can think about it, but I don't know.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
I have to come up with something. Okay, how about
you can't put me on the spot like that. My
brain don't right.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
How about this so I got it?

Speaker 4 (41:18):
How about smoke too much crack my brain cells?

Speaker 2 (41:22):
How about sell your underwear to the homeless people. They
got no money, but we'll watch them fights for it.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
No, I think you know, no, you know what we're
gonna do. What we're gonna get. We're gonna get people
with bicycle tires and get the pumps.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Find out.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Came up with rich came up with a new song.
Ready ready to say it.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Pump that's that's right, Pump, pump the cop pump. That's
for a Rex.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
Well, I have I have information about somebody getting fours
yo because of welfare, welfare.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Who got four bad reviews.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
We're not gonna say we actually we actually just I
talked about that earlier before, like on this show. That's
funny you brought it up. Yeah, piece of ship, she's
a piece of ship. Mm hmm, yep.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
She probably got fake tits in the government, I mean
fake teeth. Probably got our eyebrows tattooed. Get the out
of there.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Yeah, I know that that looks so ridiculous when they
get their eyebrows.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
I know, because when you like, if you look up
to your eyebrows go up or.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
Not, they just stay the same. You look like a joker.
Twenty four I don't.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
I don't get it.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Either. I never even understand. I'm lucky.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
My eyebrows are pretty good for my age. Yeah, because
you lose them. I don't have to like paint them on.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Hold, you lose your eyebrows, Yeah, you lose they do.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Actually, yeah, they come out.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
How much they don't grow back? No?

Speaker 4 (43:42):
No, they don't grow back. Fuck.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
I can't wait to see you eyebrows.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
I guess why next time might come in, I'm gonna
put me up for something.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
That's all Yo. How about how about these people that
had their eyebrows and then they put like they shave
line through it.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
I don't care in jail.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
I think they do that in jail.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Yeah, be stylish, just like that with the eye drops.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
I'm like, listen, a couple of things happened here. They're like,
this girl's fucking nuts.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Did you kill somebody? Or you crying for your mom?

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Or is that a cry for the mom?

Speaker 4 (44:28):
They're like, what the fuck?

Speaker 3 (44:30):
This bitch is nuts? Make up your mind.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Oh you know what, though, you remember how I told
you that someone took five inmates with them and they
had to they accomplished what they needed.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
And I said, are you taking them out and making
them some cheat chees?

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Yeah, that's there.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
I just said.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
They were five inmates.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
So I figured out.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
My father in look to make chee chi cann That's
where I just heard.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
I had chee chee.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
A little bird told me.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Little bird told you, yeah, listen, I want.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
To know we could We could do that at the
next family event.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Okay, what I would know? What corner your ex is
standing on Atlantic? That's that's what I want to find out.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
He's not standing on the corner.

Speaker 6 (45:33):
Down.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
He lives behind the chop.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
He lives behind the chop of.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Oh my god, he's a human slot.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
The writs now and it's the writs.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
In the rits.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Oh my god, it's cardboard.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
It's it's the cardboards.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
I think cardboard.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
I think my brother's rich.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
He's trolling around the neighborhood somewhere looking for.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Well, you know what. So that means and I mean this,
and I said this to my son, and it's true
great line in true romance. Are sitting in there, and
he said, you smoke enough of that siren or whatever
you be up in, you know, sucking dudes, dicks. So
that's what happens. It doesn't really matter. I've been in that.
I've been in the rooms, and I've heard that, like

(46:27):
big burly men say, you know what, let me tell
you something.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
You keep on that road, and that's what eventually happens.
You'll do whatever you need to do.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
So that's probably what he's doing, getting it up, the
smoking smoking dick and getting whatever he needs to get
what happens.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
He should be doing commercials for. That's what.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
I wish an Oscar ma yourwen or to be up Domina.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
We'll put him right in the super Bowl commercials.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
He's looking at his name.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
We can, though we can't, we can do it. Christy said,
when are you gonna come hang out and stay over?

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Taylor? Taylor said, it's Bobio.

Speaker 6 (47:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (47:18):
Is Taylor right there.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
I've got Taylor on the phone.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Get her here, phone, get her on here.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
It's my girl. Oh my guys, I can't believe he
have the tailor on.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Taylor. I love you. You're you're my child. This is
my daughter.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
I love you.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
She calls me her second mom. Yeah, I love Taylor, Taylor.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
You know Ryan.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
This is Ryan's wife.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Taylor.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Okay, which is Chrissy.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
This is Chrissie's daughter.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Okay, oh god, is this a bad thing?

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Rich?

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah, yeah, this is all cool.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
I'm not going to abuse you yet, not till you
come up here.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Yeah, you need to come in here with your mom
and I Suppo sit here. She's been on the show before, Ryan, Okay,
love Taylor.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Yeah, you and your mom come up and Taylor's got some.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Good I'll tell you what. Taylor's a hard ass, kick
ass pit. You'll beat the ship out of people.

Speaker 9 (48:25):
Man.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Okay, she don't put up with no one. Ship go back.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
I have fun.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
You'll have the best time. Oh my gosh, she's so
fucking you uny. Okay, when your mom stays over, how
about next Thursday? Can she stay over next Thursday?

Speaker 2 (48:47):
You're going to ask her mom that question, not her.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
No, I'm asking her to ask her mom. Can she
stay over next Thursday?

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Ask her?

Speaker 4 (48:54):
She said, the week after I'll be no, No, you'll
be here still.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
I leave the twenty Thursday, two thursdays from now, all right,
show the sixteenth.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
When sixteenth?

Speaker 2 (49:07):
You have to excuse me, Michaelle. She's still on last
September's count.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
He's such a smart ass.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
What is this twenty third?

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Oh you were right, Rich, I was wrong.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Shut up, Bam.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Let's sing it.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Let's sing our songs.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Do I get a gold star?

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Sing it?

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Taste the biscuits, Yeah, with the honey sauce.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
All right, Taylor, So not the twenty third. Then you
guys are gonna have to come in the thirtieth. We're
not doing to show the twenty third.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Okay, all right, all right, then we'll have some We'll
have some fun. It's a lot of Yeah, it's a
lot of fun in here.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
It is fun.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
I walked in here. We were away for the Christmas break,
Years break, Honika, Kwanza, Easter whatever. She's got an al Yeah,
she got an altar here, you know what I mean?
She got an alder. She got an now sitting over it.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
I know, He's like, what the fuck is going on?
You have an altar here? What is this an exorcism?

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Yeh?

Speaker 1 (50:21):
I need to be exercised, man.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Oh yeah, yeah. We have a good time. And I
got a Rubbert Doldo sitting in my spot.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
You know what, It's really funny.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
Rich I am.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
I'm looking at it.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
You haven't said one.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Word about it.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
I've seen it. When I came up here, I.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Was gonna push your head down, so it hit it.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
I love it. It's all good, It is all good.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Can we talk to your mom now?

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Yep? I love you.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
I love you so much.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
By I told you soon.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Ready watch us watch all right? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Yeah, hold on, I did not. I'm not hanging up
on Taylor like that ship is not happening. Gotta hang up.
You're gonna love Taylor.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
God, he sticking hot dogs up his ass?

Speaker 4 (51:12):
Ude?

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Can we just that is to me? That's a sterical
I'm laughing all the way home.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
We're going to have her tell you exactly this story.
Oh no, she's calling right.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
You don't think you're calling back here and hanging up.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
It ain't happening. This is our neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
It's mean your neighborhood. And on that note, you know
what this is. I like this show.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
This was a good show.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Shows we're good.

Speaker 8 (51:47):
We talked about motorcycles, good stuffing, karaoke, King, Carb Cursey.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
A lot of people tell me something.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
They're both doing good though.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
It's good stuff.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
You know what I'm saying, we gotta find miserable people now.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
No, I want to find somebody that found Jesus and
ruin their fucking That's what I want to do.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Yeah, yeah, we need to find something.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
We need to go.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Where would we go for something like that.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
I need to find an older boy who found God
and I'm going to and.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Then the priest found the Boultar boys.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Yes, uh rolled him around that confessional. Turn that confessional
into a fucking gloryhole.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
You know they have one of those up an adult world.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Listen. I don't care about about the church, you know.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
And that is a shame. Come well, father Freddy, you
know what, and that is a shame because I'm going
to tell you something.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
Ship.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
It's get we're running over this, but we're going to
bring it up to the next one. Is that somebody
that a lot of people now did that to a stepdaughter.
He's in he's in jail right now and he's denying it.
All kinds of ship. But obviously he got arrested. I

(53:07):
get a question, I got a pictures you you know what.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
I got a question for what you know, Tammy Faye
Baker right, Yes, I think she was a guy more
of a man than her old man. No, I don't
think a big church. She was rough looking, do you
think so?

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:30):
I think she just wore a lot of makeup. When
people when people are what was she hoding?

Speaker 4 (53:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
But when people are, were you a multi multi millionaire?

Speaker 4 (53:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:43):
He was a multi millionaire.

Speaker 9 (53:45):
I know.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
I didn't know that their church they had so many
venues out in Las Vegas, concert halls, really churches? Okay,
oh I got yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
So it was all about money. It wasn't about God.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
It was money.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
And you know what, that's why I call people hippocrites,
and I call them Jimmy Bakers and a lot of
people they say, why do you say that?

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Go because he was a fucking hippocrite.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
It wasn't about the church. It was about money.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
You don't have to know that Bible, by the way
to have such faith.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Well, he was a fraud because he got exposed.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Because he was fucking got caught fucking Jessica Han.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Yeah, he got exposed.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
And then they made Jessica Han look like she was bad.
Oh well she was a prostitute. Hold on, so you're
gonna yeah, who gives a fuck? Dude, she's not saying
that she's anything different, right, who cares?

Speaker 2 (54:33):
You were the one running this church and give me
money saying how.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
You're holier than thal. Yes, yeah, so it doesn't it
doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Actually, when uh, I leave to go to Missouri, I
go by there. Really listen, it's a big that place
out there in Branson. They actually have their own spring break. Hell.
When it's all season, there's nobody there. But if you
go in the summer, oh my god, that place is

(55:09):
it's incredibly it triples in size.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
My nephew went and did his the Army out there.
Whatever that is. It's basic training, and I saw him
graduate there.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
But if you go down the main strip, there's nothing
but churches and live theaters.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
I don't even remember.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Yes, all the stars go out there, really warm, live
all down the strip. Oh yeah, you can go every
every night seeing somebody different at a concert out there.
It's crazy.

Speaker 6 (55:54):
That is that is.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
So you've been out there obviously.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Yeah, and listen, and I liked it. I liked it.
It was it was really clean, you know what I mean.
It's not it's open.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Isn't that nice?

Speaker 4 (56:09):
You know?

Speaker 3 (56:09):
You go to other places because you know from Philadelphia.
So it's just so different.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
You grow up like that and you you know what
I mean, and like you go to like the Spectrum
and I don't know, and then you go to other.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
Places that are out west, like I did with them
their wife.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Right, there's there's few places and I've been to a
lot of places, a lot that when I leave, I
say to myself, Man, I want to go back there.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
That was really, really nice.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
And so far the only two places are in Branson, Missouri,
and Puerto Rico. That's interesting. Puerto Rico. I didn't stay
in a resort, none of that crazy bullshit. I stayed
with the regular people, the locals, the locals. Yeah, and listen,

(57:03):
I had a ball. I had a ball. I wouldn't
stay anywhere else. I wouldn't because that you get the real,
the real deal.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
And you know what, and I respect that because that's
how I live. When I go to England, right, my
family's from England. So I'm not touring, you know what
I mean. We're in the Liverpool, we're with the people
in the ship sections or whatever. I went to Jamaica.
Friend was married, we got to go. Yeah, it's different,
you see, a whole different man, yes, you do sing

(57:32):
a little crazy.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Listen, Puerto Rico. They have wild dogs running around.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
They have wild horses running around. They have lizards that
are like the size of his table. Okay, and I'm
standing outside now. I had the dog come by. I
fed them, you hung out with me and told its
owner decided to come by on some I wouldn't even
call a tractor. It was something that he made. And

(58:04):
he came by and he called the dog and the
dog followed him home. I'm like, oh, that's cool. Then
I tried to catch a lizard, one of them big ones. No,
didn't happen. They were too fists. So I told the
person where I was staying at. I said, listen, I'm
going to get a horse and I'm bringing it in here.
They're like, I'm like whatever I'm getting? Yeah, I don't know.

(58:28):
I said whatever, I'm getting a fucking horse. So I
waited and I had this rope, right, is it really? Yes?
And I heard them. I hear them, and I heard
him coming up the road. You know, I'm like, yeah,
this motherfucker, I'm getting it. So when I went over
to get it, it wanted no parts of me, like
I couldn't. I couldn't.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
You couldn't last that way.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
No, No, you can't do you know?

Speaker 4 (58:53):
Oh my oh?

Speaker 2 (58:55):
They were like, well how would you get this home?
The people I went with playing I'll pay for it.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
I mean, you're going to take it home.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Yeah, that was the whole point of me catching one.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
Oh I thought you were being just as smart ass.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
No, I want to take it home. If I caught
the dog, he was coming home. If I caught the iguana,
it was called I was taking salt.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Holy, I was taking it.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
So yeah, I was taking salt.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
No.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
My friend lives in Puerto Rico, and then Raoul lives
in Costa Rica. He's from Costa Rica. Okay, so I
want to go to Costa Rica. I've been to Puerto
Rico once. It was beautiful, but I wasn't there that long.
It was like a it was a layover on my honeymoon.

Speaker 8 (59:37):
No, yeah, it didn't work out. The will now listen
now it didn't. We go to this bar, ended up
back in prison.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
We go to the bar Puerto Rico, right, and it's
it was pouring. Okay, It's like eleven o'clock and I'm
standing outside the bar with some friends and we're getting
soaked and I didn't care. It was one Puerto Rico.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
It was worm, wasn't it too.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Yeah, I don't care. So the waitress stands underneath like
this overhang, and she's waiting, come in, come in. It's raining,
and I said, nah, I said, why don't you come
out here? So she comes out to.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Where we are.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
And she says, you want more? Uh whatever? Yeah, I had.
I had a shot at jack, right, I said, give
me no shot jack. So she comes back out and
she says, where are you from? I said, originally I'm
from South Philly. She's like me too. I'm like, what yocht?

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
I said, shut the fuck up.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
So she moved from South Philly to Puerto Rico, talks
fluent Puerto Rican.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
And that it means Spanish.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Yeah, whatever. I don't know. I don't know. I'm like,
what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
What's the chances of.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Moon eating somebody in Puerto Rico?

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
That's insane?

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
From South Philly and it's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
I'm like, that's very very cool.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
I'm like, no fucking way. So I started saying stuff
like and she understood. She understood exactly what I was saying.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
That's so cool.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
I'm like, man, this is nuts. That crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
Yeah, you never you never know, you don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
That's like going down to Florida. It's like there's so
many people from Pennsylvania.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Everybody moves to floor. Why because why?

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
Why?

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Yeah, it's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Well, the problem is it's it's so hot in the summer.
It's unbearable.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
But my sister in law just told me, you know, Jill,
she just told me that it was thirty degree twenty
degrees down where she was, same same as here.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Oh that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
That's that's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
I fuck that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
I like it up here. I like the seasons. I
love the fucking fall. The fall in the summer.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Well that's it familiar is to fall.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
And I like the and I like the snow. It's
it's nice to see the snow, like a couple's snow story.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
I don't mind the snow. Were just cold is crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Yeah, it's like nineteen degrees.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
By the way, if you see any animals outside, please
call nine one one.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
I know, I told somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
They called me the other day and I said, you
call nine one one immediately and they'll send somebody out,
and they send somebody out. You do not keep your
fucking animals outside. You ask fuckers fucking pieces of ship. Oh,
we have a lot of really cool guests, so that

(01:02:36):
are going to be coming up. We're doing a lot
of live stuff, me and you. We're going to be
going to all different places. We have the car shows
coming up, like I always say, yeah, so yeah, we're
gonna have like a lot of cool people, especially in
the auto world, and just you know everything.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Yeah. I mean, look, we took a little break over
the holidays. Yeah we need it to Yeah, that's it's
over now. Yeah, back at it. Ye.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
And then each week we're only going to have one
show a week now, meaning like one one show, no, no,
but that goes into the next week.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Okay, yeah, I get it, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Until someone picks us up. We got a lot of
sponsors we got to start talking about again. Go ahead,
why don't you plug some of the sponsors.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Anybody from porn World wants to sponsors?

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Ruin, I should considering us. Sit there, but gahead, who
do we have? We have Black Farm run? No, it's
why didn't I just say Black Farm runs?

Speaker 7 (01:03:40):
So I'm thinking of the dog.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
I'm thinking of the dog sponsors. We're getting kicked out
right now. So this is why we got problems.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Grooming, I said, black farm, Okay, go ahead, farm dog grooming.
You got Princeton cycles on farm dog grooming, Princeton cycles.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
You got check or Flag motorcycle transport. Okay, you got Colcottsats.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
So who else? No, we have somebody else?

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Who Otsville Police Department?

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
Home?

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Now damn are they really in on us?

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
Thank you so much? I thought there was someone else. No,
that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
I think there's someone else.

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
Hmmm.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
I don't see no checks in front of us.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
I don't see any checks in front of us either.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
That's it. That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
All right, Well, that's not.

Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
Bad for right now.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
I could have sworn there was someone else.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
No, if they did, they didn't renew their contract.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Fucking tics.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
So oh well, that one we were gonna have, but
he ended up being a piece of ship, right, So cardboard.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
Chrissy, Yes, what's the name of the house she's staying?

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
I actually don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
We gotta find out why, because we should have they
should be one of our sponsors because if somebody needs
help get somewhere to go.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
You know what, that's a great idea. Well, she did
give a plug to somebody, but she didn't say anything.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
She gave a plugger right to a rex with a
hot dog.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
With the hot.

Speaker 7 (01:05:26):
The ritz.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Carlton, Yeah, yeah, it's Carlton. Were back back at Atlantic
City when Atlantic City.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Used to be in the seventies sixties, Atlantic City where
all the casinos came.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
It's just trashed.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Yeah, it's trashed again. It's just it was trashed then.
Then they tried to like bring it out and it didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Work, No, because they keep building casinos.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
So they casinos everywhere, right, the high.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Rollers go in, spend their money, staying in the rooms
for notting, and then fly out.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
Yep, that's what they do on the junkets. They have
the junkets.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
I can't those casinos have never helped the neighborhoods ever.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
No, they just make it worse. I don't understand what
nobody understands. You get, you get pimps, you get the prostitutes,
you get the drug dealers, the drug addicts, degenerate gamblers.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
Just like Ben Salem on the Green with you no different.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
I heard it got really bad there.

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
I go through there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
I heard it got really bad. Is that true?

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Trashed? It is, it's trashed.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Okay, what do you expect for penny fucking uh? Slots man,
It's it's it's so you've been through there. Yeah, remember
I used to live there, so yeah, that's right. That's
ship I forgot.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Seems like so long ago.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Yeah, it's it's well, yeah it is.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
Now, but well they have all the casinos now to
down and phill it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
It's just they're going to put another one.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Oh that's right, and you can lose everything too. Why
don't we just lose it on our phone. We could
sit at home and lose our whole house on our phone. Right,
It's it's crazy. I mean, it's like any addiction, do
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Like gambling, Yeah, gambons.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
It's oh, gotcha.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
I never realized how bad it was, And my mom
told me that a friend of theirs, the wife came
home and everything was gone, like legitimate. No. I was like, mom, no,
the guy did her husband did underneath her and sold
the house to get Yeah, no, I can't. I never

(01:07:44):
really realized. My mom just told me, like a couple
of months ago. I never really knew anybody that that
had happened to, So like that blew my mind. It's like, holy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Shit, gambling is set up for you to lose. No,
you're right, they're and their continos fit a way in
their favor, and it's so.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Insane, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
I don't I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
I don't. I don't get it because I work so hard.
So it's like me giving I told you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
It's like it's like playing. You get the lottery, right,
it was up to a billion? Yeah, okay, No, I
will buy one ticket, really one ticket, that's all because
the odds and winning are so far against you. Why
am I giving them all my money? I'll give them
a dollar.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
That's how I feel.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Roll the number, whatever you pick, that's what I got.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
You know what Dave said to me one time. This
is like a month ago, he says, Michelle, because I
guess they play all that. He goes, give me a
number from whatever to whatever, and I'm like, or he
gave me numbers and he goes, which one should I pick?

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
And I go five thirteen.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
I forget the numbers and he's like, why I said,
you just asked me to give you a number. What
the I don't even know what we're doing. So he
gets it and he said, listen, don't add me to
gamble because you're gonna lose.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
I'm telling you, I can't pick it. What happened? He
fucking lost?

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Yeah, I told you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
Then he picked the number he won wanted, and he
fucking won.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
Don't ask.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
I did that with a Chinese guy with when my.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
My dead husband said. We were sitting at the table
and it was like a high rolling table and he said,
you know, he asked me, and I said, well, are
you gonna get mad if I say the wrong thing?

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
And he goes, no, guy was loaded, so he listened
to me.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
He lost.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
Listen, you want to gamble, go buy a fucking soft
pretzel off the guy at the intersection on the Roosevelt Boulevard.
It's either going to taste like the streak or it's
going to be worn. There's your gambling.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
You know why.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
I'm glad that you brought that up. I used to
love that you're hitting down the boulevard. You got a guy,
you just stick your hand out the window.

Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
He sees it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
He runs over. He gives you a fucking bag with
four fucking pretzels in it for a fucking dollar.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
I used to feed the kids in there. When we
go down the shore, you put it all of a.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Sudden, his hues in his chick and he's pissing, and
then put who gives this ship?

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Listen?

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Give me my pretzel?

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
I would. I would go to work, right, I would
go to work.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Gosh, I forgot that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
I would walk out of my apartment.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
I know exactly what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Right across the street, the federal pretzel.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
Yep, I know exactly what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
It would come down the belt, the belt, yes, and
I would pick them yep. Okay, and then I will get.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Them up of Washington Avenue.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Well no, well damn too. Yeah, I would. You can
listen your soot if you stayed home from work, there'd
be soot on your car. And I'm making a pre yes,
but you could walk in in where the belt came.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
I know exactly where you're talking thing about.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
You grab four there was bags there, You put them
in a bag, you went up front.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
Okay, Oh no, I didn't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Then they would pull them off themselves.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
No, no, weekend you would pull them out so as
they were coming down, you could choose, you know, have
much salt or whatever. I would put four in the bag.
I would take the bag, walk up to the front.
I got four. Oh, and the bag was so hot
they were you couldn't hold the press.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
I know, I know the bag.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
I would grab a thing of soda.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Okay, would you put your hot mustard on?

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
And I would go to work. And that was that was,
you know, breakfast launch or whatever. Yeah you can't, you
know what.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
And you're right there because they had them on Washington
Avenue too.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
So what I would do is i'd stop and I
remember they'd be so hot, and i'd get them for
all the guys when we had the thing down there,
and I.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
Just like hold on to them, so fucking good.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Yeah, God, I got somewhere now.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Yeah, that's that's that's damn.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
I forgot about that.

Speaker 6 (01:12:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
I used to hand them out when I got down
there at all the guys when we were working in
the in the warehouse.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
Man, it was the way to go.

Speaker 4 (01:12:12):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
But you know what, why can't they bring back I
bet you they should bring back the pretzels. I guarantee
if someone did something, don't bring the pretzels back.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Well, no, no, no, they're back. No, but there's up
by there won't they're up by me too, but they're
not federal.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
You got to go in no, no, no, I'm mean
on the boulevard selling them on the boulevard again.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
I don't think that's going to happen. But why, because,
gosh damn it, that was so great At different times.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Even the kids would remember that. They'd be like mom,
and they try to stick their little hands out the window.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
When I was little, living, you know, my mother and
father's house, the pretzel guy would come up the street.
What oh, yeah, he had a cart. No yes, and
they were warm, they weren't hot, but he he would,
you know, yell pretzels, pretzels, and he would come down
the street and he would walk. It was always an

(01:13:06):
old guy. And the cart was made out of wood
and it had like plexi glass little windows that you
could see the pretzels and yeah, and had like wagon
wheels on side. So he would push it and you know,
it was a little I guess you got two for
a quarter or whatever. And you know I said, oh, man,
give me a quarter, give me and go out. And
I said, oh, pretzels. And they give him to it's

(01:13:28):
so cute.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
So you know what we say, bring the times like that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Back then, they had a thing called the whip.

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
It was an amusement. It was a truck, okay, and
it had amusement on the on the bed of the
truck and had a cage around it and it was
like sort of like the Tilder World and wild Wood.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
Oh gosh, yeah yeah, yeah, I was on the chain.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
So, uh, the whip will come down and play music,
so you run down to the corner. Yeah. I really
don't remember how much it was because my parents would
give me money, but all the kids from the neighborhood
would run down to the corner the whip, and it
was just it was just to me. He was old.
I guess he might have been in his forties. Didn't

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have no teeth, you know what I mean. But to
me it looked like he was one hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
I would give him a nickel or a dime whatever,
it was no more than that, and he would give
you a stick of gum and then you would get
on okay, and you'd sit there until a ride got
filled up. And it was only like maybe six you know, things,
and they would spend and go around, you know what
I mean, that's cool, and he played music. When the

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song was over, you got off.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
You know what were you? I'm like, were you around
when they brought the ponies around?

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Yeah? Okay, I never We never got on them, my dad.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
I don't know if you ever seen.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
I guess from being in South Philly.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
There's a picture of him sitting on the fucking pony.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
Yeah, I listen. I thought that was cool when I
got the job I got. That was there for thirty
six years.

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
Four.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
There was two guys who wound up working for me
with the city, and they were the dudes who would
bring the ponies around. I didn't know these people, you
know what I mean, but they would explain, you know,
over time, I got to know them. So I'm the

(01:15:28):
boss now, right. So the one guy comes in and
he says, hey, boss, I want to ask you a
question as here. What's up? He said, Pete wants to
bar in my teeth. He needs to go on a date.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
Oh you told me this story already.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
Yeah. Yeah, I'm like I had. People would't give him
his teeth back and they wound up fist fighting over
the teeth. I'm nobody would ever believe this.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
That that's Chrissy, that's Christy's boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Oh my god. So yeah, there there's some. Yeah, I
remember the ponies. I never went on one.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Now my dad has picture of some of them. I
thought it was the coolest thing. Yeah, my dad made
like living in Philly like that was the way to be.
So I'd always be like, I want to be from Philly.
I want to be from Philly.

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
And I'm so glad I'm not. Yeah, no, listen, I
like my little valley world.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
No. My father used to I said, oh Dad, it's hot.
It's fucking hot. He'd be like, really, you're really that hot.
I was like, yeah, can I sleep in the air
you guys got like the only the air conditioning just
came out. I mean, I'm like, yo, come on, man, please,
He's like, no, sleep on the front step. That's what

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we did.

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
What the yuck?

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
We had to sleep on the front step.

Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
That's fucked up. He taught you something that didn't he.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Yeah, And also we hear is his air conditioner home,
and I.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
Know the conversation for it chilled down and I.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Told my sister, yo, try to grab that hit man.
I'm fining a thirst.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
Who was that Kathy cooking?

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
All right on that one. We are gonna, We're out,
We're out. I gotta find how to get the funk
out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
Here we go.