Boosting & Crashing Moms Car

1. Ryan Jyb Employee Stops By 
2. Witness Protection 
3. Smoking Weed Stories
4. Fake Boobs
5. Wet TS Contest at Reading Motorcycle Spring Event
6. Stealing Moms Cars and Totaling
7. Rescue Adopt Foster Animals
8. Auto Parts in the You Pull It Yard

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard BARBIEES podcast. Hi, this is Michelle John Guard Barbie.
I'm here with my co host Rich.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Everyone, I could just play that song the whole time
if this is your first time you're listening. I own
a nine acre complete auto you pullet yard cars, trucks, fans, motorcycles,
and much much more classic car section, and I also

(00:48):
have a wrangler section which is full service. I pull
all the parts myself. Check out my Facebook page Junkyard
Barbie dot com. On there you will see all my
social media. Best place to get me at message me
at JYB Michelle. Also watch my page as I post
all kinds of events on their animal stuff and also

(01:10):
all the new cars that go out into the art
that day, so you're way ahead of it. I'm also
located in Marshville, Pennsylvania, open seven days a week and
buy vehicles also sevent days a week, does not matter
the condition, as long as they're complete, the engine, trans
the cat, battery, wheels, documentation of ownership and photo ID.

(01:32):
You're good to go. We do pickups or you can
also bring in and I do pick up abandoned vehicles
as well. When you go into the website, you'll see
home about how I started it at the gallery and
also the animal charities and rescues, which everyone knows that
I can be a little along winded on. So here's

(01:52):
this little commercial. Hi, this is Michelle Junkier Bard. Are
you looking for our fiery friend who needs a forever home?
Right here in our community? Local animal rescues are filled
with lovable pets waiting for you. Dogs, cats, all with
hearts as big as their palls, ready to bring joy

(02:14):
to your life. By adopting our fostering, you're not just
getting a pet, you're.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Saving a life.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Every adoption helps make room for another animal in need.
If you can't adopt right now, you can still make
a huge difference by donating, fostering or volunteering at your
local shelter. Together we can ensure every animal finds a
loving home.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Visit your local animal.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Rescue today and let the love begin. Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer,
share people's posts, be a hero for those who need
it most. Your new best friend is waiting. Please also
spain newter microchip when you do go to rescue a

(03:01):
dog please look at the euthanized list and the longest
residence list first.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Right, and anybody's get only ugly relatives, ugly kids they
need help.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
To I'll leave them there.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Fuck them. It's all about the animals. Change your change.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Now we have a very very special guest today. He
is like my son. He's worked for me for oh
my gosh, he worked for me and then he decided like, yo, man,
I'm gonna spit and go like out of here, you know,
go up the mountains and be some fucking hillbilly.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
But then he was like Michelle, when you come back down.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Shine business.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
So I would like to introduce my son Ryan.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Hello, how are you guys?

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Your high is a kite.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yep on the spot too. I love it. I love it.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Okay, right, so why don't you tell me a little
bit about you know, your your journey.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Before we start? Does she at least pay you minimum wage?

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (04:17):
Man, like twenty five cents xt mm hmmmm hmmm.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Actually it's only five.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
So I hope you give him like three launches during
to day.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
I when I was there all the time, I bought
them lunch all the time, right on, Yeah, all the time, Yeah,
all the time. Forget that hubba bubba like those little twin.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Hubble bubba burgers. Gotta fuck they'll forget.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
It again one motherfucking eminem here.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
That's why you're out there pulling your own pot.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Mad respect.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
We talked about about that transmission and how them guys
do that, I mean, do it for a living.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
We're not just talking like I'm out there.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
It's like twenty four fucking seven, your hands, your neck.
Ryan wants everything it comes to my brother, and then
Ryan's like main man out there. All right, Yeah, he
makes me happy.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
I know, seriously, I love him. I would do that's
good stuff, anything for him. Your mama bear, I love you. Yeah,
I don't really, I don't really.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
This is so mean.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
He got hurt one time. Do you want to tell
him the story? I don't ever cry or get upset
about anything, but when it came to him that time,
that's how he knew how much I.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Loved him, Like I was.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
You were crying.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
I cry.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
All you've seen was your insurance. It actually happened. I
think I went on lunch break.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
You did see, and I was driving.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Around the corner.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
Man, I rag joy came apart and uh oh, man,
I hit a poet like fifty maho an hour.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yikes. Yeah, so did your airbags go off?

Speaker 4 (06:02):
No?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Man, you know why no air bag because you got
them in her yard. It was two weeks after I
built the truck.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
No, that's because this is why anybody that works on
cars it's very scary.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
I mean I get it.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
It's always good to test the air bag before you crash.
So in other words, just set it off.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
I don't have airbags in my car.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
We didn't have airbags in the truck. It wasn't equipped.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Now do you have any o you do? I don't
have airbags.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Remember the windshield I kept the hell was from wear
air you got?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
That is you know what when I did the demolition derby,
they had to pad my my boobs by the way,
so it's a bubble.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, they put I forget what they did. They put
stuff foam from the car. It's stuck it on there.
Shut up. I want you and.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
My vehicles are nicer. Let me take my vetim one please.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
You guys in your freaking gay ass vats corvettes. I
hate corvettes, you and you and the other one. So
Ryan is a Chevy guy, which that's why I love.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
And you were just upset about the Corvettes.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, now it's a Corvett, it's a Core, it's a Corvette.
I just have to I just don't like them. I
don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
You love pulling them apart, yeah, smashing them. Yeah, anything
that comes in. She likes pulling apart.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
I mean, so Ryan want you to kind of like
tell us, you know, tell everyone what you do, and yeah,
what's your job?

Speaker 2 (07:50):
What do you do?

Speaker 5 (07:51):
I do all types of stuff. It takes stuff, aparty,
I operate anything that needs to be done.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Really, you run a machine? Yes, sir? Okay, all right.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
He's good.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
He's great.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
I mean sometimes I'm like to my brother, why don't
you just stay home? Ryan's got this, Like.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Ryan's running the yard, and it's funny when my brother's
not there.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Because she's very much like this. I'm like, yo, let's
funk off.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah right, I can't do that when he's there.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
No where I hide from him. I'm like, sh don't
tell him you're doing this.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Having us play mini golf.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
We played mini golf, and hold on, what was the
last thing we did? He wasn't there.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
You're getting pulled around the yard on something.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, it was getting that's right, pulled around the art
on the barbie cheep in the snow, and.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
I was like, flying around? Did you say it?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah? You liked it?

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:44):
I think I did. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
B Block was like he's like, are you working it?
And I was like yeah. And then he goes, oh, yeah,
where were you. How hard was it today?

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah? Right at work and making tiktoks?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yes, hello, thank you. So he does. He keeps it together.
He runs the guys when he has to. He works
on the machines, which that's a godsend because you got
these the machines that are huge, and little things happen
and he's right on it fixing them.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
You can't get that.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
No, no, and and he's loyal and he's yeah and
he and then I get these bring one two in
the morning, Mama, what's the matter.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Why don't you tell that story?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
It's only happened twice, Why don't you tell that story?

Speaker 4 (09:33):
All right?

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Well, it was like, uh, I guess one thirty in
the morning.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yes, it was.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
I was outminding my own business.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Morning.

Speaker 6 (09:43):
Na.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Man, it was snow and I was just out working.
You know, I got a couple of contracts or whatever.
I was out working up by uh will Grove Mall.
I had the truck parked and the keys on me,
but it was running. Doors are locked. This dude starts
flashing this flashlight at me, like, yo, man, help me.

(10:05):
I'm like, help you from runt man. He's just like
they're after me, man, shining the flashlight and I'm like,
I don't see anything.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
I'm like, who's after you? And he's like, they're after me.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
And I was just like, oh, man, so you know
he's talking about you. His money in his boot ten
thousand dollars and oh my god, now I just told you.
I was like, you ain't tell me nothing, man, I
ain't hear nothing. I told him beat it. He starts
walking away. I start shoveling snow. A couple of seconds later,

(10:41):
next thing you know, I see him running over to
the truck try and get in it.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
It's a Junkyard Barbie truck by the way, yuh.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I'm like, what are you doing? And he's like, I'm
trying to steal your truck.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Man, I'm sorry, what the hell?

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Oh my god? He needs to get beat with that flashlight.
You got money in your pocket. We're gonna find out.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
What happened was he finally walked away from me because
I thought I was going to beat him with the shovel,
you know, But I was.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Like, anybody does that, I'm going to give you a
piece of advice. Tied him to the back bumper. You
might as well have some fun.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Well, listen, I think I know somebody that.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Did that where we were too, with somebody in a wheelchair,
just saying.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Remember not just like they deserved.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
It was like.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
That's not really nice. I said, well they fuck around,
they found.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Out, you know. I told her I was going to
do it.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Boy oh, I said you better disappear man go away.
And she didn't. Well listen, so she didn't. She was
good for a good maybe one hundred and fifty feet.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Really, that's it.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
That was it.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
That was it. The turn, This fucking the you know,
put progressives that.

Speaker 7 (12:14):
So we came all foliage, we came off. Oh my god,
I can't, I just think it. I just I can't
crawl over there and you just have to wipe.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
I'm telling you, Oh my gosh, I can't.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
I'm sitting here trying to think so much has happened
because we haven't really done anything. We haven't done any
shows lately, but so much as so much as fucking happened.
We're doing a live showdown next Thursday at the Yard,
So Ryan, you're gonna be on.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
It'll be on it. Yeah, and we're gonna do it
live this way.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
People can call in and you know it's gonna be
a little scary because I know people's mouths can say stuff.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
So that's listen. That's you know what I mean, Like,
that's what listen, that's what they is for.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
But the thing is it's going to be live rich
So how am I gonna How am I gonna do that?

Speaker 3 (13:12):
I'm gonna sit here talk. Oh, listen, it's gonna be
like this, more like this the whole time. Ryan, You're
so quiet. Listen when Ryan gets so when Ryan gets talking,
it's like this, I'll be like this. You'd be like, no, no,
you gotta listen.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
He's high.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Leave them alone.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Speaking of that, I gotta tell you something. So I
go to this AA meeting. It was a really great meeting.
This girl I knew is so sweet. She sees me
going in. I sat out in the parking lot with
her for five minutes. She goes to all the car shows.
She was fucking drunkest can be. So anyway, I finally
get her into the meeting. She talked, she just I said,

(13:54):
want to It doesn't matter, it's an AA meeting. So
we go and I said, just come in and you
can see what's going on. So she looks. She sits
down for like two minutes and she's shaken. Man, she
needs a drink. She thanks me, she hugs me. You know,
her husband's out there put her in the car, but
it put it in her head about maybe going because

(14:14):
she was going to go to living her in the
next day. So I come back into the meeting. There's
a kid right next to me. Twenty four hours, there's
a girl in front of me seven days.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Like.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
It was absolutely insane.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
So then I ended up staying because my sponsor was
there and whatever. And we called her friend of ours
and he was all fucked up, tweaking like a motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Drinking, so we're like, come on in.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Fun.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
So he was like going like a million miles an hour.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
He didn't shut up. So you know, everyone can be
like this, not me. I'm like, Yo, how are you doing?

Speaker 3 (14:50):
You want to see the same thing over and over?
You tweak it out like a motherfucker. But it made
him laugh.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Have you been back there since I'm now I'm just curious.
I'll be back if any of those people came back.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Actually, the one kid did, and I did the next day.
Talk to the one kid because my sponsor and him,
we don't judge people just because you're high right where
you're drinking or anything. I've just been lucky because I've

(15:25):
had twenty one years of constant sobriety, continuous where certain
people go in and out, in and out, and people
judge them and they don't want to talk to him
in there, And I always.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Say to them, who fucking gives a shit? If you
go in and out? I don't give a fuck. You
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
You're helping somebody else get it that goes in and out, in,
in and out, I get it.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
So who am I to fucking judge?

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Here's a coin, give back, Give.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Me that fucking coinback, motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
You got to give it back.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Give me that come back.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Man, you had a timestamp, this thing that's awesome to
you have to give it back. Listen when sale listen,
he was he was cleaned for a long time, right, yes,
he was. Then he started to go downhill. So I

(16:22):
said to him, where's your sponsor?

Speaker 4 (16:25):
At man? Uh?

Speaker 2 (16:27):
And I forget the guys and I know him because
he was around all the time. I forget his name.
But no, no, he said to me, Oh, he passed away.
I'm like, oh, man, that's a shame. We go, we
go to a funeral, there's a sponsor. I'm like, I

(16:50):
was like, yo, he told me you were dead, dude.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
He's like, not far from it. I have a.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Picture of him holding his coin to me and he
was just getting so again and he looks absolutely horrible.
It's such a shame, I I it always gets me.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
I talked to him every day because he's downstairs and.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
I hear him every day screaming at me.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Well, actually when I hear you, I hear him.

Speaker 6 (17:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
So it's like you're two fucking peas in a pot.
You know, you don't want to talk about.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Anything, Ryan, What do you want to know?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
I don't tell me something.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
What flavor did you smoke? It wasn't.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
And we're gonna make a phone We're going to make
a phone call. Hold on, we're gonna make a phone call.
I am not going to call that person.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Don't worry about it. Was whenever whoever she calls, never.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Never answers, never fucking answers.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
I do. And you know what they I told you.
They all call me back later. Hey, what's going on?
And I'm like, you fuck face?

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Friend your ship by now?

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Uh huh?

Speaker 2 (18:02):
All friends of stuffed animals? She got no.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Friends throwing mannequins? How come I phone?

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (18:12):
It's karaoke cakes.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Hold on, God, listen, here you go.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
All right, listen, motherfucker. We want to hear the most
crazy rant today.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
What do you got?

Speaker 4 (18:35):
What have I talked about? It's off topic something you guys?

Speaker 2 (18:43):
What fuck is this? It sounds like you're I'm speaking
to herman monster? What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (18:49):
What are you doing on?

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Listen?

Speaker 3 (18:54):
What are your witness for protection? Akahad? Talk down?

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Is that better? Hello?

Speaker 3 (19:04):
This is fucking freaking me out.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
I thought I was just high for a second. Now,
Oh my goodness, crazy gad do it now?

Speaker 4 (19:18):
We must talk to you guys at dude.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
This is fucking this is freaking me the funk out.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Oh my God, listen, you're going to need a new
this would are you high?

Speaker 4 (19:32):
No?

Speaker 2 (19:33):
You get yeah, it sounds like this is a freaking
ganglion instance.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Hello, shots to.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Children, gad talk speak woof.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
So if you're about the kid in France that he wants, I.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Just I can't like why is that?

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Although I can't listen, his voice was making a cool sound.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Effect, he was scaring me like I was getting like
a little nervous.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Oh yeah, something mm hmmm, something is up. Let's call
him back.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Mm hmmm, yeah, you did something to his machine.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
That's here.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Now it's the other one now stopped?

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Hello, Hello, just better Nope.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
You sound seriously you're scaring me. You sound like the
guy in Silence of the Lambs.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Put the lotion in the basket. Go ahead, animal, and
she's turned into a day party.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
What's going on it? Go ahead? You just rant?

Speaker 2 (21:13):
How could you?

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Are you?

Speaker 6 (21:18):
You?

Speaker 3 (21:18):
What?

Speaker 4 (21:21):
What conversation about that?

Speaker 3 (21:28):
I have no just fucking hung up?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Like dude's pissing me off? Now I love you, carry okay, king,
but funk off.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Oh my god, thanks.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
For stopping the fuck bye? All right here we go.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Call cardboard Chrissy.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
She doesn't feel good. She said, but hold on, we're
gonna call We're gonna call this person. Oh my, here
we go.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Who's this dude? I have a new name for him.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
He's not called what he's called anymore. I've decided I've changed.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
I think you should call the gay guy.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
You know what. I couldn't even air his show because
he said certain things.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Are you kidding me? This is cable radio.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Well on, but on, babes, listen, here's your song.

Speaker 6 (22:24):
Oh my god, oh man, you broke it.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
You you broke broke it. You broke the machine.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
No, it's like when you broke the phone at the yard. Yes,
and the computer.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
No, Michelle broke the machine. Everybody sounds like they're doing whippets. Yeah, yeah,
which is it? Boy?

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Try it now?

Speaker 4 (23:09):
No?

Speaker 2 (23:09):
No, what the fuck.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Is going on?

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Are you going to always see?

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Right now?

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Get this sounds like it sounds like a horror. You
know why?

Speaker 1 (23:32):
You can fuck off too, because you know what, nothing's
coming through.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
I think you're broken.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
What is that sounds?

Speaker 2 (23:39):
You know what? Unless it has something to do with
the card, it's in it now.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
I just put a brand new card in.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
What We're going to try this one? He knows who
it is.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
You can see it's not going to work.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
There's something wrong with it.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
Hold.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
We looked at they're not going to answer Hi, Hi,
What are you doing? Do I love you? What is

(24:20):
going on?

Speaker 2 (24:21):
You need to get a fixed Oh my god, I'm
scared to go home now. Who was that?

Speaker 3 (24:27):
What the hell is?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Actually, there's nothing wrong. You're just so fucking whacked out.
Probably shot my nerves. Like I'm to be on the radio, man.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Dude, this is so weird.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Listen, this is just.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
This is just Ryan. I will say to Ryan, I'll say,
do you like the show? This is at the very beginning, Well,
you talk too much about again animals, which I do,
but I'm getting I'm getting better the commercials.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah, so the commercial is great.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
It cut it down to forty five seconds from like
five minutes.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
You know, No, you're right.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
We appreciate your actives, you know.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
To activism.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Spell that Michelle?

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Am I seeing it?

Speaker 6 (25:26):
Me?

Speaker 3 (25:28):
No, there's a there's a good story.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Ryan knows this at the yard, so there's this someone
was screaming for their dog, but I thought it was
for a kid. So I was like, fuck that kid.
A kid shouldn't even fucking be in what the kid's
doing in my fucking parking lot. Fucking I didn't care.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
I'm like whatever. And then they're like, it's somebody's dog,
and I was like, oh my gosh, I'm like nine
one one in. I'm on Facebook. You gotta find this dog.
And my brother's like.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
What the fuck the whole yard?

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Oh damn right?

Speaker 2 (26:03):
You know they find a dog.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, they did, They found the dock. Say, first of all,
I was like.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
If it was a kid that you know, Jack stand
kicked out from under a car, fuck them he'll be up.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Yeah, I mean, come on, you know you can't even have.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Don't worry about it. He's part of the jeep yard. Now, gosh,
oh my gosh, fuck them kids.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
They should not be in the fucking yard.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Not I should have been on chock collars anywhere.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
I'm telling you.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
A guy came in when Timmy, he left his dog
in the car and he wouldn't come up to the front,
and I called, and I fucking lost it.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
I put my car. I wouldn't let him leave.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
And then somebody told me, if I don't let somebody
leave my yard, I'm holding kidnap.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Kidnap, And I did it twice.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Now, how is it kidnapping? I kidnap them. They could
climb the fucking fence.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
It's not like I have them in a box.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Gary, put them in a trunk. I would do that too,
I've done that.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
No he hasn't.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Yes, but they were alive all right.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Well then that took him.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
But are you allowed to do that? Put them alive
in there?

Speaker 2 (27:30):
It's a trunk, it's space, just like a back seat.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
If anybody put me in a trunk, I would ship myself.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Seriously, they were taking home. Then you ring the bell
passenger compartment. Yeah, uber XL.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Man, have you ever done that? Ryan stuck somebody in
the drunk?

Speaker 5 (27:58):
I mean we've been there, but not on any criminal activity.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
No, this wasn't criminal. It games, Yeah, it was all fun.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Game.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
I rode in the trunk before that we had to
get there.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
There was a there was a kid that used to
work for me.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
He killed himself, really cooked kid. He would go over
to the steel mill and they'd have to stop you
from pizzas.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Right, so he was he would go to steel.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
They put him in the trunk and they tied about blake.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Right.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
The wonder why killed them tie them up. We got fired.

Speaker 7 (28:44):
Joke.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Somebody died laughing. Okay, all right, I find ship funny,
but well me too.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
I don't know if somebody hog tied me for fun.
I'm not sure. I'm gonna laugh. No, no, if they
did take me to the steel mill here.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Okay, So we're talking about he goes to this event
and he went last year, and he goes, Michelle, you
have to go this year. Tell him about the riding
motorcycle th RM.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
If they do like a anniversary show, they have like
some drag racing stuff and uh, you know, it was
a good time at nighttime. It was a great time.
All you could drink and beer, wagon and stuff.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
Uh you know, all types of stuff, all types of
walks of people too. Oh yeah, and a very interesting time.
It's different.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
So I want to go this year.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
And I ended up there by accident. Honestly, I went
up there for a concert. My cousin's like, yo, man, yeah,
we stayed for the weekend. My my buddy Cornbread Corey. Uh,
we're hanging out with these groups, this group and dudes,
and uh, we ended up hanging out with this one

(30:03):
dude in particular, and uh, he was like putting something
in his drink or whatever, like, yeah, you guys want
to party, And I was like, nah, man, I'm good.

Speaker 6 (30:11):
You know.

Speaker 5 (30:12):
So my buddy thought this great idea to ask him
to hold his beer cool. And uh, later that night,
I get back to the hotel. I wake up and
my buddy's just not there, and I was just like,
how do you go?

Speaker 3 (30:25):
You know, where do you go?

Speaker 5 (30:28):
He he had an adventure that night he had.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Listen it happened. He tried fighting a swimming pool. He
is in his underwear wandering around Redding. That's a lot
of fun.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Yeah, he didn't need a pump diddy.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Listen. You know what I did? One time? I smoked citronella. Okay,
I tell you, Oh you told me this. Oh my gosh,
list isn't that what you're putting teeth? None is poison.
It kills bugs. But in the candle can Yeah Okay.
Well I was somewhere and we were in the woods

(31:12):
and we're just passing it, you know.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Around whatever.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Yeah, so we had citernello candle burning and I'm like, yo,
funk this. I'm gonna put this in that citronell camp.
I'm gonna smoke that citronal anybody want anybody in? And
the mosquitos left you alone. Everyone, everybody left me alone. Wrong.
They put me in my tent and I thought I

(31:38):
was I was hallucinating, but I thought I was on
a hill and I was sliding down the hill in
my tent, I was. The ground was as flat as
his table. Yeah, it was bad.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
It was fucked up.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
I was yelling. They're like, yo, help me throw me
a rope.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
What you know what that sounds like? You know what?
You're just a fucking yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Never did that ship again. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
I feel like everybody's gotten to that point in their life. Drank,
smoked too much of something, done too much or something.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
I Army crawled up some stairs before because of some
fake weed.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Noticed. I was crying to my boy.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Man.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
He's like, what are you doing, dude? It looks like
save me, bro, And I'm throwing up all over his floor.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
He's like, dude, Oh like no, man, I just need
I just need your help.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Somebody gave me when I was younger, smoked a joint
and they put an angel dust in it. So I'm smoking,
smoking away and all of a sudden, I look at
the dude and his whole face is melting. I fucking
jetted out. I don't remember the rest of the night.
They found me. This is in Wildwood, on the boardwalk,
on a bed.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
They were like, we've been looking for you all day,
all night. We didn't know where you're went. I'm like,
I don't know where I went, so who I don't?
God forbid on.

Speaker 7 (33:11):
A dream car and ride all right right the tram
car plans.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
You know who. Llucinations. We have a bad time with
those two.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Yeah, hallucinations. We've all done that.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
I did that one time, and my ex just once. Yeah,
my ex wife turned into the devil. I thought I
burned down the town around me. I took this much
for messtract and it was my first time, and I
guess it was way too much, because I mean, some
things were true about it.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
I should have left.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
When I why what was true about it was the devil? Well,
she is the devil. Fuck that bitch.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
I told you. I had a gummy coming back from
a funeral, that's right. I let her freaking out, and
I saw, why do we Why why are we in
South Carolina? We were nowhere near We were coming over

(34:11):
the nowhere near. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
It was up. Well.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
The reason why I brought up the writing thing, though
he didn't go right into that, was because you can
make money at this one event.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
So I want to do it this year.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
But I'm going to hide my face doing what and
and the rest of my body I'm going to put
on like I'm going to put like a unicorn hat
on her, like a bunny rabbit's head and bottom and
just how my boob is chilling.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
But you can win like five hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
There's a beauty pageant.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Yeah, no one has to even know that it's me.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
No, stand next to dude and his mom got in it.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Yeah, and it was like, oh sh.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Like nine rounds okay, And she made it up to
like round number seven.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
In the beginning.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
Listen to in the beginning, right she uh, she didn't
show anything, you know, she kept it real modest. And
at first it was like looking at the back of
this woman, goes, Dude, that looks like my freaking mom.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
And she turned around and he's like, that's my freaking
due mom. Put your teeth in.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
So it was real modest, you know, and he's like, look,
see my mom would never round eight comes and all
of a sudden she dumped them out and he's freaking.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Out in the crowd, like my mom, Oh my god,
what my kids would be like, Oh, that's her. How
much money is she?

Speaker 2 (35:53):
We're splitting it. She didn't win either. She didn't win,
and when she got she got like to the finals.
She didn't.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Do you think I could get to the finals?

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Absolutely? M Look, so you have personality, you have?

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Yeah, But I can't talk because then they'll know someone
else said.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
That you're funny. You know you would come out with
like a little fairy outfit and.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Little wand yeah, I'd like to talk about the costume
a machine. Well, the one that won, the one that won.
Go ahead, tell do you tell who won? How she won?
And what did she do? Isn't that the butt plug girl?

Speaker 4 (36:36):
No?

Speaker 5 (36:36):
No, she was like, I think third place, but she
got third place. Yeah, there was some young girl there
that like, she didn't even take off her top, and
I think she won first place in the nice I
think she did like a quick splash. But uh, there's
one girl there.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Man.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
She made it up to like rounds, like a good
thirty minutes and uh she turned around to the crowd
smiled ben over and there's just like this light.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Plug city, this thing shoots out her. But she popped
it in her mouth like a banking.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Hold on, was it pumped up?

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Listen? They're just you want to tell me?

Speaker 4 (37:34):
Nah?

Speaker 3 (37:34):
We can now hold on? Are we going to get
in trouble?

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Yeah? We can't tell him?

Speaker 4 (37:41):
What do you mean? What is it?

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Oh about pump?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Yeah? How he knows?

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Okay, he's got his own little segment.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
This motherfucker doesn't even know that we talk about it.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
I mean, come on, he knows.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Even I had some questions listen, everyone does I know it?
And and there was some ship he.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Know from the very very beginning.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
So I was like, wait, said they get rid of
the ball. And I had a pump right right? That
doesn't make it harder than normal? Yeah, you over inflate it?
Can you pop it? Is there a gauge on it?

Speaker 6 (38:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Right?

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Good? Pressure doesn't thing like the old fucking bells when
you came into a gage station. I guess there there's
no need for viagra or hymns on that.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (38:38):
And I wonder I wonder with his new wife how
he feels about it.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Yeah, I'm sure I'm wondering because it's such a good
Bible girl.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah, okay, here and pump this up. Yeah yeah. Ezekiel
six sixteen says.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Pump up the.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Cock up, pump it up, pomp.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Up the cock make it bigger. I'm damn god, U
pump and pump it up. So I'm up to speed.
So can you imagine?

Speaker 2 (39:19):
I feel like it could be painful too, Like you
forget what ball it is. I never did it, so
you never tried, like fix a flat in that motherfucker,
now you know what.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
I think I'd come to it, and it just I
should have wont the.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
If you smoke a cigarette and bloat into the tube
that has come out the head of his dick, I mean,
smoke come out what you know what I mean, like
puff the bagga dragon? What?

Speaker 6 (39:48):
What?

Speaker 4 (39:48):
What?

Speaker 2 (39:48):
What the fuck is this? You know what I mean?
You had to funk with it. I mean I would
have no would.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Know and everyone knows how I am.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
And I'd be like this, I just come to hang
out for this kid did have to come in, and I'd.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Be like, is he sleeping? Jesus my magic.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Wand you get a kernel of popcorn sticking in there.
I mean, hey, honey, go stick your dick in a
micro a. Wheye, le see what happened? Does it shoot out?

Speaker 6 (40:16):
What?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
People who were into some weird things? Man, gosh, I
would have tried all listen, you go wait.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
To the beginning when he had it, he just got it,
wore those khakis?

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Is it? Oh my god? Oh yeah, yeah, you forgot
to let the air out. Yeah, Timmy, Timmy, can you
come up here? What is six by six? Could you
erase this for me? You you erase it yourself? Freak? No, No,

(40:54):
I'm good. Teach, We go to work, went to jail. Yeah,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Oh my, oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Just a misunderstanding there. He's not a clue.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
He's not a clue that we bag on him.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Driver's head, two steel wheels, two ships, two shifters. No,
it's waiting. It's this one.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Oh my god, my friend who lives on there's one
of my best friends. He's like, yo, I went by
one of those uh cars today, like the teaching cars,
and little Timmy was giving him d.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Yeah, it looks like it's turning by itself. Actually, you know,
I go out with mister driver head's got somebody's head
in the lap, I mean two steering wheels turning. What

(41:59):
the fuck at it? Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (42:06):
You know what Ryan?

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Because I know people are like I listen to a
podcast I think the other day and they're so on
target with like this is what we're gonna talk about today,
and I just don't even give a fuck. Like if
I'm laughing, I don't even care if somebody on the
other end doesn't think it's funny.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
I was really thinking about it the other day. I
just don't care.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
I just have fun.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
I just don't care.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
I can't wait until it's live because I'm I like,
I don't know. I like action and I like moving
around and shit, you can't really see a costumes, dude.
I think I'm going to be in that show this year.
That that writing. Seriously, I already have an idea in
my head and what I want to wear.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Oh god, m hm, you know, five hundred dollars I
don't even.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Uh buy a junk car man.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Yeah, five hundred fuck yeah. Loving the way he thinks
the hustles, the hustle.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
It is with me.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
You know what I did one time I got rid
of something for somebody, and I got a good price
for it, so they didn't think I was going to
get it.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
So when I give them the money.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
They're taking it. They're like, there's no way you got this.
So then I'm thinking, how much are they gonna give me?
So they go to give me the money and they
give me a hundred and he said one hundred and
forty out of the three hundred. So I was like, yo, yo, yo,
we're splitting it down the middle with the fuck you
talking about.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
I'm the one that did all the work.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
I'm the one that put it in the thing, and
I'm going on this whole big thing and they're like.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Holy shit, whoa. Yeah, he said, you know what, that's
your take.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
He said, in the rest of the money, I'm gonna
spend on you anyway, So you're getting the whole three hundred.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
And I was like, okay, so I got it, will deal.
You know, it is what it is.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
My dad says to me, He goes the other day
something came in and he said, uh, how much you
get that for? Can I get a little you know,
a little extra?

Speaker 6 (44:08):
And I won't help.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
No, He's like, what I go, I take care of
you as it is, and then it took and then
he took a re season. He goes like this, like
he was stealing it.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
I said, I got y'all pay for it.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
So I go to put a dollar in, and then
Kimmy was like the other two dollars.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
I'm like, you ain't beating her.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Speaking of that, let's try to I can't even talk
to anybody because it all came.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Out broke there. He broke it again.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
I did not break that every couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Listen, let me just tell you something.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Let me tell you something. Linda, my name May and
Linda your bad little girl.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Yeah, listen that kid. She's funny.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
She is fun she is cheers. Ryan's not even saying
anything what you want to talk about?

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Look see, you know I'm not I'm good with like
a dialogue in general. What you want to know? The
first time I went to jail at the yard, I
came back in Bobo's and she did not believe me.
She's like, you didn't go to freaking jail. I was like,
I promise, I want to call it out for three

(45:28):
Well not called out for three days.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
It took off for two months.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Oh that was different, you know, I get the point.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Back, get the point, yo, nice.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Job, good job.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Would you get in trouble for I don't remember the
first get in trouble.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
For shooting up the place?

Speaker 2 (45:51):
No, I did. I got fired?

Speaker 3 (45:55):
You got fire? Who is that? Oh? I don't know
who is that? Michelle? Who shot? Who shot up? The fucking.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
I shut off so many rounds? I shot my son.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
I'm going to fucking cry baby your mommy?

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Did you mean? It went right through his pants? And
it'll be a walking off man.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
So he goes, he goes into jail, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (46:30):
Came back out and then uh, I came and seen
you first thing, and you just started laughing at me
like you could have came up with a better excuse,
a better lie than that. That came around the counter
and showed you my shoes and you're like, oh my god,
I know where they came from.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
That's good stuff.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
And the second time I was helping my coworker apparently
had a wal all right, Remember you were.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
My first phone call. That's usually what happens when you're
helping somebody. D ain't telling you the whole story. Yeah,
next thing, you know, well.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
I actually I was he helped him we're going to
like the end of summer, bashed the last weekend of
the summer. And uh, he fit the descripts of somebody
that just stole the motorcycle. And here I am behind
them on a motorcycle.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Mistaken cop goes.

Speaker 5 (47:30):
You know, the guy didn't have no teeth in a
raggedy pickup truck.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
I thought I had the one. He said, you didn't
even need to pull over, sir, But why I got
you here? That's it. No.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
I talked to him when he was he was in there.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Oh man, it was messed up. Listen, jail phones now
you can't have a conversation.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Ew.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
We were talking about the prison thing, and I said
that I would always send my husband when he was
away for all those years, every couple of months or whatever,
I would send him a get out of Jail for
free card from.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Monopoly.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Monopoly, Yeah, him and somebody else. I'd be like, here,
get out of jail. When they came home, they're like here.
I was like, goather, no good out here.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
That's horrible.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
No, it's not Listen, you want to you want to play,
You're gonna pay?

Speaker 2 (48:20):
He knoww he know, yeah, but he didn't care.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
He didn't care. That's what it is.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
If you know what the consequences are, and you're okay
with the consequences and you do what you gotta do.
I don't want I know what the consequences are and
something hardcore. I don't want to go to prison. I
used to go to prison all the time, every Friday
for years, and you know do aa?

Speaker 3 (48:42):
But I could leave. Those girls are in and out
and in and out. It's a shame.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
I got locked up so many times I told you
to take they get tired to lock them up. They
take me to your firehouse. They did. They're like, listen
how many time? And the cop who actually kept locking
me up for all them years wound up becoming Junior's godfather.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
No, yes, shut up YEA.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
When I got the job with the city, I walked
in as soon as I seen him. There was five
of us. Okay, five of us got hired, so all
five I don't know about him. All five of us
walk in, We sit down, and he walks in the room.
I'm like, oh god, I hope you don't remember me.

(49:37):
So he goes through this orientation bullshit. He gives everybody
truck he's but me, I wanted to lie. And he's like,
you're already hired. But and I don't have any problems
out of you. I said, absolutely, not.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
From there. No, no, not you. Yeah, you're such a
good kid.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
I couldn't help myself.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
You're a good kid. I think the two of you
are probably in the same realm.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Yeah, it was different.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Oh my gosh, I've been arrested. I don't know how
many times. I've never been arrested. All right, that's not true,
that's not true. But I was handcuffed.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
This is my favorite handcuffed.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
You could handcuffed every Friday night.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
That is true. That's so hot.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Though, it's so much different Junior, my brother Ryan's you know.
I was what eighteen seventeen, and I was at the
slides down in Wildwood, the water slides. Yeah, So I
used to drink big gold mountain dews and then half

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a mountain dew with.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
A half of one fifty one.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
So I would hide it and each time that's that
was my drink, I'd hide it, and by the time
i'd come down, I was getting drunker and drunker. So
they told me I had to get off, and I'm like,
I ain't getting off this fucking thing, and I'm not
like you know, everyone knows how I'm usually like fun.
I don't like girls that I want to, but I'll
tell you what that bitch told me. I couldn't do it,
and I like flew over the calendar trying to strangle her.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
So everyone knows I'm not like that. So all of
a sudden, the.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Cops had me handcuffed against the wall and I had
a leopard skinned bikini on in the eighties, so there's
really nothing to them.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
And Junior, my brother, got me out of it.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
I think he was like fourteen, How the fuck he
talked the cop out of it. I don't know, that's it.
That was my story until I got unstill.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
I got that makes sense though. Juniors then like he's intelligent.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Yeah, my brother's like, I just don't care. He gets
all crazy. My brother will be like, oh my god, trouble,
my gosh, and I'm like, God, who fucking cares Jesus
and shit, No, it's.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Supposed to be fun, jail on the boardwalk, fun.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Come on, I'm a good kid. Yeah, I just drank
too much. Listen, you guys are bad. I'm not bad.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
I'm a good boy.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
What are you a dog wolf? Good boy? Good boy?

Speaker 2 (52:21):
I told him when I stole my mom's car. And listen,
Mad Dog twenty twenty.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
I've never had that, have you ride?

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Yeah, it's sweet, it's good, it's good, tasting.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Really like a brand brandy kind of nah.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
It's it's almost like cool aid. Really really tasted like ship.
Yes exactly. Would you add in a little we with that,
you know, maybe like a half kaylu whatever?

Speaker 3 (52:52):
You went to QUAILU.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
So listen. I'm in Jersey, okay. And I got my
mother's car, which I wasn't supposed to have, no not here.
So and it was a Jevy Biscayne six cylinder piece
of shit that it had a radio. Delete didn't have
a radio in it either. And there's four of us
in my mom's car. So we're back on King's Highway,

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okay in Jersey. I have no idea where I'm at, really,
you know what I mean, my butt buddy. So we're
in the back and it's this long stretch. So the
mailman comes out. I see him coming out, and he
gets into this brand news he twenty eight. I'm like,
fuck it, I'm racing.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
God.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
So listen. So he's absolutely beating my ass. I got
a six cylinder car. It's a piece of shit. Steering
was like four foot wide, you know what I mean.
So driving a sail boat right, and here's where the
mad dog kicks.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
In with the quailude.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Yes, he's beat me so bed he's turning back into
where he was parked before. I didn't care.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Just like you with the boat.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
I put it to the floor and I t boned them. No,
I was. I was livid. Okay, if you're gonna beat me,
I'm total in your car. And that's what I did.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
You totaled his car because he beat you.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
His car and my mother's which I wasn't supposed to
be having. When we got done spinning his his his
driver's side doors. Where I hit him was over where
the console the shifter was. What the fuck he listen.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
I'm so proud of him.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
I listened me too. When he climbed out his windshield
because the windshields it just blew out of his car.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
He was coming out of the windshield.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
No how he got out of the car. So we
caught on my mother's was the side. Now my mother's
cars on the side. We're sitting on the side. So
there's four of you, Yeah, sitting on the sidewalk, right,
I'm bleeding. They're bleeding. Everybody's bleeding. So he comes over
and he says he's pissed.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Fake.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
He's like, what the fuck you call that? I said,
you shouldn't have beat me.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Man.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
So wait, now the cops come, right, so, uh, they
take me in all right? The other people again? Yeah,
so they a couple of guys I was with. They
went to the hospital. So holy ship, listen, they didn't
care that I was bleeding from the head. They take
me in, right, they didn't care. I mean, I got

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nasty caught. They didn't give So I'm in there for
a little bit a few days. Everybody else is home
but me. Why you know? Released or so did daddy?

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Mommy? Fuck you for being bad.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
They didn't even know. All they knew was I was
missing in a car. That's a good combination. Listen, man,
it was bad.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
That's a good combination.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
So wait, so now.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Somebody saw the car with you and and kidnapped.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
The car got impounded in Jersey. Okay, so they let
me out. So they got to take me to a
bus stop. Okay, I'm in Camden. Okay. So as they're
taking me to bus stop, the cop blows a red light,
goes to a red light. So I'm in the back
and I'm still coughed. Because I'm in the back, They're

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gonna let me go with a bus stop. I'm like, hey,
look here, because if I went through the red light,
you would lock me up.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
Right.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
He's like, you know what, I'm gonna lock you up again.
And he fucking took me.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Back, man, Yeah you took me back.

Speaker 5 (56:58):
Walk me back in coughs and all his mentality was like, yeah,
actually right, they bury you under this motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
So when I eventually got home, it's your fault. I
ran that red leg. I'm taking you in so so listen. Eventually,
when I made it home, uh huh. I had stitches right,
and I went to the hospital before I went house,
and I had a cast on my leg. So I

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get home before my father. I go upstairs. My mother
didn't see me. She heard was the doorshop. I go upstairs,
I get in bed. My brother's on a second, he's
up top right on the bunk bed and I'm in
the bottom and I covered myself up and I hear
my father come in in the morning from work. Is
he home yet? Listen? If I could have climbed out

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the bedroom window, I would have done it. I couldn't.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Did you get a beatn or what?

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Listen? He wakes me up and he's like, where's the car?
I said, what car? That's when he whips the covers
off me, sees my ankle, Hey, I roll over now
he sees all the stitches on my forehead. He basically
tossed me down the steps.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
No, he didn't.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Fu Listen, He's chasing me around the dining room table. Right,
I'm limping, I'm screaming. My mother's like leave them alone.
I'm still bleeding over everything, and I was like, what
the fuck do you want? He said, I want your
driver's license.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
You ain't getting cross the car.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
Yeah, you know that's funny because I have a similar story.
Remember I told you I used to steal my dad
and cousins, that's right, and my dad put me through
the wall at the bottom of my sas down the stairs.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
They made me patch it. It's still to this day horrible, right,
So look, it's going memories though. The last time I
took that car, I came home and I ain't have
to worry about my dad. Where is he? Okay?

Speaker 5 (59:14):
Because I seen him come into the kitchen and he's like,
hey son, with a big old smile.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
I was like, that's the worst my dad. He's like,
but look, I got this new baseball bat. I figured
stop stealing my car if I helped your knees out.

Speaker 5 (59:35):
I was standing by that back door. I ran out
that back over that back front so fast. I ain't
come home for like a month. That's when you learn
how to go go to cookie job.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Man stole a pim from my brother. I'm sorry. I
was hanging out in the woods school. I didn't want
to get my ass beat more. Listen when I when
I would steal my mother's car, being living in South Philly,
you'd have to put it back in the same spot.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Oh gosh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Yeah, So I would have to wait with the car
park somewhere watching to see if that spot opened up. Okay,
And the moment it did, you flew down the street
and listen, you put yourself back in that. And here's
why I fucked up. I never put the seat back up, okay,

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I because I was always up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Yeah, whatever that you date yourself on them listen.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
The one time my mother said, are you stealing my car?
I said, no, what are you talking about, mom? Just
like the seats all the way up, I said, damn.
I said, okay, all right, I'll put it back up
next time.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
Is that what you said to her?

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
So she's like, if your father finds out, I said, man,
I worried about it. Then I got fucked up. One night,
I take her car, and I don't know what I
would thinking. You weren't listen. It was the bi centennial,
That's when it was. It was as I got stencils
and I painted red, white and blue stars all over

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his car. It was gold.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Oh my gosh, Yo.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
They weren't happy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Just think my dad would have piss out of my.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
All them vandals. You know, at least it looks at
least they did it straight. Car still that way.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
The crazy part is we weren't taking Dad's car either,
his mom's car.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
The only thing, the only time I took I took
the driver's side door of my father's car. I did
do that. Yeah, he pissed me off. And I was working.
I was working at the gas station, and uh, I
took the door off the driver's side you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Mean took it off, like physically or.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
No, no, no, there's no door. I am bolded it and
I carried it down to the gas station and I
put it in the back and they're like, what are
you doing? I said, just watch, I'm waiting for my
father to come out get in the car to go
to work. He come out, what is uniform?

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
One?

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Walks around the car, and he knew I was working
at the gas station, right, Like.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
His job isn't dangerous enough? Go ahead?

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
So he looks down the street and I just happened
to be standing there looking at him right, and he's
looking at me. I'm like, well, I'm about to start
cracking up in a minute now. Everybody else is looking
out through the bay door at my father. He gets
in the car, buckles his seatbelt, and drives to work.

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He has to drive past the gas station where I'm
standing get to the He went to work with no door,
so when he got there, they broke his balls. So
what happened? Where is it? Where's your door? You gotta
tell us? I think my son took it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:06):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
So when he came home from work, I was home.
He come upstairs in the room. He said listen, I apologize.
I was wrong. Can you put my car door back on?

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
He apologized to you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
I was like, yeah, Dad, of course tomorrow. I was
taking a rear end of it. No, did you really
take the whole rear route?

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
I was just going to What did he do though?

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
I forgot me and him got in an.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
Argument and did he apologize?

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
I was right. My dad was just unlive my ass.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Yeah, my dad went to wrong. No, my dad's scared.
I lived in fear from my father.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
So I did some fun up ship man.

Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
I listen.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
I bought a Chevy, a Chevy Capricia had a V
eight in it. V eight was bad in the car.
I like that, Bryan, Okay, I knew it was bad,
and he pissed me off. So I waited with it.
I waited it was I kept it on the back
of a tow truck. And when the spot opened, right
in front of the house. Okay, I parallel parked that

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bitch right in front of my father's house, my mother's.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
You know I was staying.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
It leaked oil everywhere, and then then I proceeded to
strip the motor apart and Fred had to do it
up and when there was not left, just the block.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
He's like, you're gonna get rid of his car? I said, yeah,
I'm pretty much.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
There's nowhere. There's nowhere to even park down their ridge.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
But when I pulled it out, it wasn't bad well,
and I was ripping it apart. I had parts everywhere.
But when I pulled it away, yeah, and oil oil
was still there.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Yeah. Was he flipping out?

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
That's when he lost his mother. That's when he got
a handicapped placard put it up. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
Yeah, he's like, Okay, you are too fucking funny.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Yeah, he's oh god.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Yeah, I'm not like. I'm not like that. I gotta
try one more person.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
And my poor father too. Man, oh man, that was
a good girl. Listen, I got to pick how about that?

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Are you still hold on? Then we're going off there,
say goodbye, see you