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Speaker 1 (00:01):
M Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to
my Junkyard BARBIEES podcast. Hi, this is Junkyard Barbie and
(00:22):
I'm here with my co host Rich.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Welcome everybody.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
You gotta be fucking kidding. Made you forgot? Alright?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
You're supposed to do No.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
It should be on? Why is it not on?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Mad on, Mama?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Hold on, let me see if it's you hear it?
I hear it, but it's not.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
It's not coming through.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Rich, here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Rich, what why is this not coming through?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
The only thing is not coming through? It's the music?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
All right?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Hold on? How about now?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Nope?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Hold on? How about this? What the hell? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
You're gonna have to start over?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Should we start over?
Speaker 6 (01:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Let's just keep keep train wreck.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
You know what, I love it. This is a train wreck.
Go ahead, you start talking. You tell me about the yard.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
No, hold on, Well, I.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Try and do technical difficulties.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I got one question. Okay, I sit down here, right,
and here's what I'm looking at. It looks like.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Okay, so that go ahead, let's start.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You know, you know when when a little kid like
maybe three or fours, got a cold and they sneeze. Yeah,
and they blow snot all over the place. That's what
your microphone looks like. What is that thing hanging off?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Oh this is given to me by Ron Erickson.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Shout out Ron the porn guy.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, he's the used up porn guy. Watch.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh my god, that's.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
It's a it's a skeleton, that's all.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, rubber and hanging.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, it's hot. Look at that about that, and I
think that's hot.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Look at them, look.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
At them his.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
It's just it's just bone.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You know, it's crazy like that. We look like that.
Do you remember in school?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I don't look like that. Maybe when we're dead, but
I don't look but you know what I mean, Like, listen,
there's people in Kensington Avenue that look like that.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I'm speaking of Kensington Avenue. We're gonna go into like that.
I do own a complete nine acre you pull it
your checked me out, chunk.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Your party dot com.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah yeah, hurry.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Up, I know that.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, Junkyard Barbie dot com. I buy cars, trucks, vans,
I dry, I dry everything. Just check out the fucking website.
Go on a website, yeah, Junkyard Barbie dot com and
save animals and we're gonna play that next. But you
mentioned Kensington. Okay, so everyone knows my daughter lives down
on Kensington. She lives right on the avenue. She's not
a junkie or whatever. But you know, so I drove
(03:25):
my hung out with her last night, and yes, and
I drove my S ten down there, the pink S
ten And in the back I had on and listen,
a Barbie jeep, a barbiecar, a battery, a bunch of scrap.
It gets better, jug of water, jumper cables. My car
(03:46):
is open, the truck is open, it gets better. There's
there's money on the ground, there's clothes, there's you know, earbuds,
there's all kinds of shit, just like thrown on top
of the Do you believe I've fucking woke up this morning?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
It was exact and it wasn't even touched swear.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
There was shit around it that I didn't see the
night before, like you know, needles and whatever, but not.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
It was such a five dollars.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
There's change probably narkan around.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
They're all still paste down my guys. Yeah, do you
believe it? I was like, I can't wait to tell.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Him, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, I drove home this morning, and I was just like.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Now, if you would have locked your car, the windows
would have been broke, you know.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
What I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, another another great thing that happened.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
First time ever, I had to go pick somebody up
down on rank for a terminal.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I remember I talked to you.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Oh my gosh, fucking egg, that's right.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, rich I talked to you. You were freaking out.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I was on the phone with you. That's right. I'd
see how I see. My mind's like, well.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I said, what are you doing? You're fine down.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
There, you know what, let's just talk about it. I've
never been down there before. And I found her and
she got in.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
But that's it's a whole new world. Imagine places.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
You know.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Trump talks about the Iron Dome over America. Uh huh,
somebody should throw an iron neck over a whole Kensington area.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I've never been. And someone said to me, well, haven't
you ever taken the Allen? I said, yeah, I think once.
I think once. I don't even remember. I don't think
I did.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Probably didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
No, I didn't, Actually no, I didn't. And I said
Brittany wouldn't go to Frankfurt. She gets on right where
she's out on the avenue. It's I mean, it's legitimately
right there. Like last night when I slept. You can
hear it like vibrate.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh yeah, no, you can absolutely hear it.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
But I sleep, but I sleep through it. I like it.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
And there's people that live in apartments right next to
the Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
That's what she that's her apartment right next to it floor.
That's that's her. She's on the third floor.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
And you can when we would go up to the
up to the roof, you climb up. You have to
go all the way up this thing and you go
on the roof. I pictures, I'll show you. We're sitting there.
It's like a Tom Cruise movie. That's how close you
are that we're leveled to the platform where Tom Cruise
could like just run and jump onto a train.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I mean, it's that close much, way.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Too much teething. Ain't nobody standing on top of the
yell waiting for it to ride by your deck and
jump off of it.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Listen, Tom Cruise dead he did? Didn't you watch his
Mission Impossibles? Listen, Tom Cruise is four foot no, he's
five to seven.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
With shoes on.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
What does that mean though you you you have to
be tall.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
A lot of a lot of stars are tiny and
their heads are small. Their heads are huge.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
That's why I have stop.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
No, he does a lot of his I love Tom Cruise.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
He couldn't jump off his table without breaking.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I'm telling you rich now.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Did I tell you last week that when you weren't here,
you're on hiatus?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I said that I called your wife?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Did she answer?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Did she tell you no?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yes? She did?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
She did. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
She didn't know though, because you weren't here, so she
didn't think anything of it.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
She's like, hey, I'm like, hi, go I love you.
She's like, I love you too.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
And then I played all right, yeah, and she was
going and she hung up. I'm like, you fucking bitch.
She did say though, that she would go on all right.
So you were telling me forget about the Kensington thing.
Let's go on too, and then we'll do the rescue commercial.
I want to hear about your thing today at the
(07:57):
yesterday with the teeth.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Oh your he'll be harye.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I go to the dentist right now to day. The
dentist is cool, all right. So I'm sitting in a
chair and I'm waiting for, you know, like you normally do.
And then I don't know what if they're called nurses,
I don't know what they're called. They come in and
you know, they prep you for the dentists to come in.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Just doing that, I guess.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I don't know what they're called.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I don't know ship she's going to school for that. Okay,
go ahead, a dental hygienie.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
General hygienist. Yeah, hi, genius, genius.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
So so listen. So she comes in. I'm sitting there,
I'm trying to sleep.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Actually, did they give you anything? Did they give you
like laughing gas or anything?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
There was nothing crazy.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
So they're trying to sleep, you know, I'm.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Trying to take in that. First they come in and
make it. They sit down and they say, you know,
be comfortable to doctor bet And a couple of minutes
I'm like, yeah, whatever, I go to sleep. Thirty seconds later,
she comes back in. I'm like, what do you want?
You said, the doctor will be in and I just
want to make sure you're comfortable. I said I was,
but you woke me up, you know. Huh. So she
(09:17):
goes out, she comes back in. Now she's got to
do some shit with my teeth. So now mind you.
She's got a mask on. Okay, this bitch had the
worst breast. I listen, breast breast her Her mouth smelled
like dog shit and she had a mask on. What Yeah,
I smelled it through to her mask.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Dude, did you must vomit?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah? I almost threw up on my mouth a little bit.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Did you really?
Speaker 8 (09:45):
So?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I was trying to hold my nose and not breathe in.
You know what I mean? Liked you ever try that?
Don't breathe in Now.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Anytime I go somewhere it smells, I start talking like
this and everyone knows it must spell for her, because god,
you have to breathe Listen.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I was hoping I would pass out. Could you imagine
when it smelled like on the inside of that mask?
She had to know God, damn, you work at a dentist.
You're a surf wash.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Did she have holotosis?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
It? I don't know. It was like she was sucking
on toes if you want to for real, for real, rich,
it was that bad. It was bad.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I left her. I had hair. I mean, I'm like,
what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Man, what the hell? And what did they tell you?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I'm back later.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
No, but I mean didn't. Wasn't there a thing?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Noah, listen, they do the bone X ray? Shit, was
it a diabetes crap? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
That's yeah, but I thought they said something. Didn't they
take your teeth out? Or no, they're gonna take it out?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah? I gotta go back. I get I get two cavities.
They'll do that.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
That's not what I wanted to play. Okay, go ahead,
and you're lucky you got it to work. Gosh, damn,
rich rich Witch, Why are you making fun of that
little kid?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Oh my god, I should play that. I should play it.
You would be so angry. Yeah, I want to sing you.
I want to play I wanted to play here. It
is this motherfucker. This is for you because you're hell billy.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
Married a long time ago. You come from.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Married.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
That's you. That's your new song. Hey, so you want
to make a phone call?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Oh yeah, my sister and uh they got they're back
from the mid You just came back from Jamaica.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Let's call him. Okay, how many people I missed today?
I don't know why?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
My let me see m No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
No, they went They went to Jamaica, right, and she's
a Facebook.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Or yeah, I saw that. She puts a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
So she's taking all these pictures or her and uh,
what's it called Sandals or something they went to. I
doubt it. So they go there, she's taking all these
pictures and there's nobody around, like there's nobody in Like
(12:33):
they're sitting by the pool. She's taking pictures. There's nobody
else by the pool. She's sitting in a restaurant taking pictures.
There's nobody in the restaurant. So I text her, I said, listen,
the place you're at is it abandoned?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
What the fuck? What did she say here?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
She won't tell me, but I come to find out.
When you go to these resort things, Yeah, there's activities
like group activities.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh yeah, are they old homes? Were they like an
old person?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
An old person? Sandals?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Were all going to go to the casina. Usually go
to Sandals. You've seen people walk around topless and yeah,
like what's going on here? Right? So apparently the first
day are here, they're getting this group tour thing like
this bus. Okay, we're all gonna go to the waterfalls.
(13:30):
I'm like, all right, so her and and the made
midget get on the right. So they go to the waterfalls.
But they didn't tell them they got to climb rocks
to get to the waterfalls. What yeah, you get to
climb from rocks, you get up and you know, apparently
I guess you jump off the waterfalls.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Oh yeah, Like that's working out for them. They don't
have an elevator for them, motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
They couldn't even climb up one rock. So so miss
tub a lot. She turns around the walk back to
the to the tour bus. It's just him and Horror
going to be back to the tour bus. She slips
down the steps, not even a rock slips off the step.
(14:16):
She goes down. There's nobody there to help her out,
you know what I mean, like no cart.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
But what happened to this guy here?
Speaker 7 (14:28):
He is?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
You know what happened? Nobody did? He screamed, what like yeah,
instead of he can't lift her up?
Speaker 3 (14:40):
So he screamed like a bitch, yes, no, yes he did,
Rich stop it? What do you mean he screamed?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
He screamed like, yeah, help help help. My wife's falling out.
Speaker 9 (14:53):
What roller off?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
The fucking mountain. Do you nobody coming out? Pick her up?
You fucking toenail? What happened?
Speaker 5 (15:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I guess she rolled over on her side at that point.
I don't know. I would have called like throwing food
at her or something. I don't know how she got up.
I don't know if he dragged her to a step
and she got herself far.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Or is it more like this?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah, yeah, that's probably more like it, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Should Oh my god, Oh my god, that lollipop?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Who I think she created like a tsunami down there
when she fell into concrete. Oh my gosh. Rich And
then you know what she says? What and of food
was awful?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Really?
Speaker 10 (16:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
You know are you doing? You had a butler?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I had a butler?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah? It was an extra twelve hundred dollars for her
to hire a butler.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
You gotta be kidding me, So.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I said, why would you hire a butler when you're
going on vacation in a resort. Just walk out of
your room, get on the elevator. Yeah, go down and
eat yo?
Speaker 5 (16:37):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
This is? This is your butler?
Speaker 8 (16:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
From your vacation.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Lillibump, We're here to serve you. You fucking jerk off.
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
So listen?
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I know you blew, yeah, your hip out. Picking my
sister up when she fell on the cement rock climbing.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Yeah, this was you, Mark.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
She fell into the Oh, she fell and she couldn't she.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Couldn't roll it up.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
I know, of course she couldn't get up. She's got
to learn how to roll or listen. It's like when
you when you put a turtle on its back and
ain't getting up. I mean, it's not so you gotta
just you put your foot on her ass and just
move her, Just push her up on the side, you
(17:37):
know what I mean? And then and then start eating popcorn.
And watched the show recently.
Speaker 9 (17:43):
When I became deathly ill, I was able to summon
an ambulance Hall my twenty four.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
We're sending helping me get up, and I can get up.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
That's her old that so did she did she did
she buy Life Alert while she was out there?
Speaker 5 (18:08):
No?
Speaker 7 (18:09):
No, no, they give him out, free, give him for
some evil.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Got to be over sixty? What is life?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
What's life alert?
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Alert? And fall in the.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
It's just something you put around like that lady that
I just had, were sending help.
Speaker 11 (18:32):
Immediately protect yourself with life.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Call and that's it. So listen. So there was no
exotic dancing, nothing like that.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
No, no, no, no, no. Actually she turned around.
Speaker 7 (18:56):
She was like looking up in these our balconies because
they have a swimming pool.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
That you can actually see people.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
Okay, there, Uh they were dancing around. Some Kathy caught
them having sex.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
In one of the.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
You walk out onto your balcony. They have a swimming
pool on the balcony. You look up and you just
got a glass bottom or whatever exactly.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yes, So you.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Were like, why didn't you just get a mirror? Okay, yeah,
and watch her bounce off of your nuts.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
That's my wife.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Did you guys? Did you guys watch and get into
it with each other?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
You know you were looking hey that or what you do?
Speaker 7 (19:47):
Put a blanket up over it because we're all down
on the ground where the swim regular swimming pools where.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Okay, So when you were looking up and you could
see them, yeah, okay, so it's a it's a glass
bottom then the.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Pool, so you could see that from your deck, right.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
No, no, no, from the from the ground. Actually people are
walking by. You can if you look up, you can
actually see people having sacks.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Okay, well, how come you guys aren't because you know
people would like to have seen that.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
You go right to the room, knock one out, You
grab every by the back of the hair, and you
do it in the elevator.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
I'm telling you, man to stop.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
What that man?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
What'd you eat there?
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Oh? Food was nasty?
Speaker 7 (20:47):
I had I don't know what it was, especially spaghetti,
but it just didn't look spaghetti, you know, not like
our Philadelphia spaghetti.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Uh was it?
Speaker 12 (20:59):
Like?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
It was it one of those like you you just
go in and they have like it's like a buffet.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
They have the buffet, which was a little bit better,
not much more, but the food and rest uh, like
they have three restaurants.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
They were just just inn taste like American food.
Speaker 13 (21:20):
You know.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Now? Where was she at?
Speaker 5 (21:24):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
You're my sister?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Where sister?
Speaker 7 (21:28):
She's your sister is in the other room, sleepy?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Wake her up?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Why she have like a fifteen pounds cooking.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Better?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
She worked today?
Speaker 5 (21:41):
No, she worked today.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
She's tired.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
She sits behind a desk, Yeah she does.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
She don't even walk the floor she's tired, Yes, she does.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
She walks the floor, Yeah, the floor.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
To go get a cookie.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah, or a cafeteria. Because that's all the pictures, you
know what I.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Mean, that's all music.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Right.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Do you see all the food that she was snapping
pictures up? Or all the drinks?
Speaker 9 (22:11):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
I just looked. I didn't see any of that. I
just saw. I mean it was really pretty a lot
of the.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Pictures that you took, did you did you No?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
How was the butler? Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yeah, I heard you had a butler.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
I had two butlers, two butlers, but yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
One for Why would you have two butlers, one for
each of you?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:35):
Rich, just stop, Rich, just I can't While you were
out there, did you have them caught your toenails?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Now?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Did they did they give you? Did they give you
guys like a body rub? Body scrub?
Speaker 10 (22:50):
Not?
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Damn? Did Jamaican women gave us a nice massage?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Can I ask you questions?
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Did you flip over?
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Were to t Do you think that happened Mark when
you were getting a massage? Did you get a heart on?
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
All right, because she's sleeping she can most did most
men get hard on?
Speaker 5 (23:12):
You think I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I did. Okay, did you did you tell her to finish?
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Was right next to me, Kathy?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
So if Kathy wasn't there, do you never finished?
Speaker 5 (23:29):
She couldn't. No, girl wouldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
How do you know for free?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
You won't do it for I'll bet you the butler
would have done it for you.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
No, no, no, no, no, no, uh he was dude,
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
No, listen, no no, how do you.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Know that putting his finger up your ticket?
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Yeh man, no one putting no finger up. I took this,
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Doing put it off.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I'll bet you listen, I'll bet you let that Jamaican
girls giving you massage do it.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, you know what the crazy thing is? You said it,
she wouldn't do it. But how do you know she
wouldn't do it where you're putting yourself out there, because
sometimes they can feel the vibe.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Don't lie where you're laying on your belt. She's massaging you.
I know you picked your asshole up on your knee.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
We're going to talk about that too. When a guy
does a certain thing and they.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Say, oh, I've never had my ass eating, or he'll
say something like that.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
If they do something.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
If they do something, I never had it. You go, no, I.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Don't think so, because you wouldn't even know to do that.
I'm not talking from experience. I'm talking my girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Told me that.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (24:59):
I don't do I never had anybody. I never had
women eat my asshole any So, in other words.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
You just used an unopened wine bottle.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
What I missed which.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Sad said, I said, you so you didn't have anybody
do it, but you used an unopened wine bottle.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah, at the bottom, the bottom, not the top, not
the thin part.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
I won't tell no, listen, I won't tell them about
the bawling pin. You're okay?
Speaker 3 (25:42):
So what was your what was your favorite time there?
Speaker 8 (25:44):
Like?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
What was the best thing that Soli? Mmm?
Speaker 7 (25:49):
Just for me, I'm just going up. We can go
up the falls. Because I looked at it. I said,
I'm not going up the faults. That's too much for me.
If I fall. Now that people are not going to
hold on and they're going to drop me, so I
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forget that.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
I would have carried you on your steps.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Then I would have thrown you off.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Of course, Mark, this was you when Kathy fell.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Listen and don't lie to me. I know she had
donuts delivered in the morning. Okay, what's that?
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
The butler right right? Was she ordering him around for
to get food and stuff like that?
Speaker 9 (26:47):
No, she was.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
She was nice to them. She didn't order them around.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Now, okay, so what was the point of having a butler?
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Yeah, she wanted a butlet why.
Speaker 8 (27:04):
To go out and do things for you know like what? Yeah,
like like go get food? Got food for Uh?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
They cheered, Yeah, you're in vacation. You should be getting
your own.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
I should be getting my own.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
You guys sound like you're so like whitty, like really rich.
I mean who gets a butler?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Two of them, not one?
Speaker 5 (27:37):
That's what they get down too. I don't know, we're
not rich.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Well you got it?
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Sounds like you guys know.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yu Listen, you know what that's like. If we go
from me, would you have any gray poupon.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
I got played to Paul.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah, that's you two and right.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
So listen, when you go to Wildwood and you're going
to beach, do you pay somebody to go get your
fudgy wudgy bar from the ice cream man?
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Do they have the people that walk around? So did
they really no, no they don't.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
They don't have fudgy wudgy.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
No, they don't have the people walk around anymore.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
No, not long like that.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
That was always so great.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
There was great they were and they would open up
the thing and it would be like.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Yeah, but we listen when when I went and you
walk barefoot and the sands, you would get cut on
beer can tabs.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Oh my gosh, that's.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Right, I remember that.
Speaker 9 (28:56):
I remember that.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yeah, most of them from my father with hiss, I.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Mean pistachios and throw them.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yeah, the red.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
Ones killed beer.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah, yeah, you weren't breaking them.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
It's like a seashell lifeguard.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I'm bleeding.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Back in the eighties, they're like, funk off.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Butler did get us up chairs every morning?
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Did they get you for us?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
What?
Speaker 5 (29:35):
How much you should have asked? How much did you
should have asked?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
How much did you tip?
Speaker 5 (29:39):
I don't know how much. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
You're not supposed to tip. You're not supposed to tip.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
There, I always did, not rich because then they were
like on out real, ye, you're not supposed to. But
I was like, listen, let me just hook me up anytime.
Anytime they would see me. When I was with the
kids in Jamaica. There was like, what do you need?
Speaker 3 (29:59):
What do you need? I'm gonna sing over here.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I'm gonna have my guys specifically take you because all
these other drivers are gonna fuck you over in the
whole nine yards.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
So it's you know how it is.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yeah, you give them some money up front, So listen,
I don't want to wait for ship.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
That's exactly what happened.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
At the end. When we're done here, you'll get more.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Yep, that's exactly it. Got to know how to roll.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
No, No, I didn't.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
I didn't ask anybody to get me anything this time.
Last time it was easy. They were coming up to
the bus and asking if we wanted to buy it
right from the window.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I think you can get Did everything change or did?
They probably look at you guys and go.
Speaker 12 (30:44):
They yeah, we don't have to speech, right, so did you?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah, just give me some mess. We get the week.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
I don't want to be messed up. You bet your teams.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Listen, not for a free day vacation. I bet you
you would have been climbing rocks down if you would
have been clipped flips. Let's go up in the airplane
and jump out. We don't need no shoots.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
That I've been on your on that ship. You think
you're invincible.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
So what kind of adventures did you go on while
you were out there?
Speaker 5 (31:31):
We went to on the glass bottom of boat. We
didn't see nothing.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
You went to the cliss bottom boat and you didn't
see nothing.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
They took us, No, he took us around.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
You know why you were in a swimming pool. That's
why they put the boat. You were in the Yeah,
you know what I mean. They got on the boat
that was over. They got on the boat was in
the swimming pool.
Speaker 13 (32:01):
I know, right.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
They saw more action at the swimming pool with the people. Fucking.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Oh when you look through the glass bottom boat, did
you see chlorine tablets? Freak?
Speaker 5 (32:16):
We went into town.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
We ate.
Speaker 7 (32:19):
The best part was going into town and with the natives.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
To do what with the mermaids? What?
Speaker 5 (32:27):
Now?
Speaker 7 (32:28):
Not a mermaid?
Speaker 5 (32:30):
What this native? Hey?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
So what are you thinking about?
Speaker 5 (32:36):
Well?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Everybody in Jamaica who lives there is not a native?
What the you talking about? They are? You don't call natives?
They're not fucking Indians.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Yeah, they're not American And you sound like a Now
I wish.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
I wish he was around. I would get her to
tell you what happened.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Around.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
You know what, what are you afraid of?
Speaker 3 (33:04):
I gotta get off this ball. I'm sitting on one
of those big exercise balls.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Why don't you get a chair?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I know that other chair was like it was like
I was sitting on somebody and getting getting crazy.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
You all that?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Come on, wake up, start.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
All right, go ahead, tell us about your trip.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Come on, all right.
Speaker 13 (33:42):
So we were we exited the falls, and then.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Is that where you fell?
Speaker 9 (33:50):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (33:52):
And I heard that Mark was doing this.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Wasn't he Mark did this?
Speaker 9 (34:00):
But that was Mark screaming, oh my god, no listen.
Speaker 10 (34:12):
So when you when you're done with the falls, you
then walk through this, you go down this path and
it's like the locals are selling all their stuff according to.
Speaker 13 (34:25):
Well whatever I did say that.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
So anyway, we're going down this path and I look
back and march.
Speaker 9 (34:38):
That with me.
Speaker 13 (34:39):
So I figure world, wait, I figured he was buying something.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
So I kept them walking and I went to our
vand well he comes up to the van ten fifteen
minutes later.
Speaker 13 (34:56):
He's got no shirt on, and he's got these bees.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Like there must have been like three or four necklaces
around his deck.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
There were throwing balking, there was throwing beads at him.
He didn't buy.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Him, so they so he backed up to the bus
and I said, Mark, what the hell are you doing?
Speaker 13 (35:21):
And he says, I need ninety dollars.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
What do you think it was fucking Tarzan?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Why does he need ninety dollars?
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Why did he need ninety dollars?
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Because they talked him into buying all this crap. So
I said to him, and I mean, I didn't have
any money. We just spent it together.
Speaker 13 (35:47):
So what the hell were persis in the background.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Mark shows up with no fucking shirt and necklaces, right,
and they so wait no.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
So I said, we don't have any money, and she says,
the lady says, well, how about sixty dollars? And I said,
you can't take nothing from something. I don't have any money.
Speaker 13 (36:11):
That's it. She and she carved my name and his
name in these things.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
What was uh her for free?
Speaker 13 (36:19):
So so what happened was they took it all.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Back, had no ship. They carved your name in something.
You're lucky it wasn't your chest, your cheap badge.
Speaker 13 (36:38):
I've got taken ninety hours with you.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah, listen. If you're going cliff ivan, you shouldn't take
anything with you.
Speaker 13 (36:48):
Well, we lift it in the bus.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, you've had butler's had a butler.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
Well we did have.
Speaker 13 (37:01):
Two butlers, but we didn't each have a butler. Two
butler's work too, yeah together?
Speaker 2 (37:09):
What so did you pay for one or two?
Speaker 9 (37:14):
We paid for two.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Why why would you pay for two butlers?
Speaker 9 (37:22):
There's it comes with the all inclusive.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Listen. Oh my god, I would not have a butler
on vacation.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
What you no?
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Let me ask you something. Did he sit outside your door?
Do you have a little bell to ring? What?
Speaker 13 (37:48):
No?
Speaker 5 (37:51):
A phone?
Speaker 9 (37:51):
We had a phone, So now.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
You got to carry your phone and the butler's phone.
Speaker 13 (37:58):
That's fine.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
I suppose you wanted to go swimming.
Speaker 13 (38:03):
Listen, so they saved us chairs?
Speaker 2 (38:06):
What you're ready?
Speaker 13 (38:10):
No, we had a good time.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Yeah, it looked like it. Every time you took a picture,
there was nobody around, like like the place like the
place was abandoned.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
You had the whole place by yourself. They saw you
guys coming, and they're like, forgot it. We're not gonna
be able to eat.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
There was nobody by the pool. Yeah, nobody in the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
How come? How come nobody took a picture when you fell?
Speaker 3 (38:39):
I can't get up.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
That would have been perfect.
Speaker 13 (38:42):
I felt.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Yeah, I heard that Mark was crying.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Like a bit, my arm, my hip. I can't, I
can't get it up.
Speaker 11 (38:52):
So yeah, but the moment when I, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Listen, he panicked, he panicked. Listen? Did you do what
I said? Did you put him inside your carry on bag? Listen?
Did you have did he have a Tarzan? Did he
have a Tarzan costume on? And swing from the like
(39:26):
the vines in the room. Something you didn't you didn't have,
like a theme room or anything.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
I've been in the theme rooms. They're so cool. There's
one in King of Prussia.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
There's one here.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
That there is one here. Somebody said would you like
a sex swing the other day? And I was like what?
Speaker 1 (39:50):
And I go and and then they looked at me
and I said, I already have When they said, well
I thought you would, but I just thoughted, ask.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
He had springs on?
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Its crazy?
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Yeah you looked that up here. I'm shooting you're right out.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
The fucking listen.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
I am not doing it. I pulled it down and
put stuff away. Yes, I do so.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Listen how many times did you do it while you're
on vacation.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
That's a great question, you know what I mean?
Speaker 13 (40:18):
I answered that.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Yeah, I guess that means not.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
I can tell you. Mark did it twice with the masseuse.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
She doesn't even know.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
And we're blowing his cover because she was if Mark
was blowing his own coffers.
Speaker 14 (40:43):
Oh, I can't take it, you know what.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
I can't believe it. And you know what, on that one,
here we go say goodbye.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Yeah,
M Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to
my Junkyard BARBIEES podcast. Hi, this is Junkyard Barbie and
(00:22):
I'm here with my co host Rich.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Welcome everybody.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
You gotta be fucking kidding. Made you forgot? Alright?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
You're supposed to do No.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
It should be on? Why is it not on?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Mad on, Mama?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Hold on, let me see if it's you hear it?
I hear it, but it's not.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
It's not coming through.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Rich, here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Rich, what why is this not coming through?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
The only thing is not coming through? It's the music?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
All right?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Hold on? How about now?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Nope?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Hold on? How about this? What the hell? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
You're gonna have to start over?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Should we start over?
Speaker 6 (01:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Let's just keep keep train wreck.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
You know what, I love it. This is a train wreck.
Go ahead, you start talking. You tell me about the yard.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
No, hold on, Well, I.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Try and do technical difficulties.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I got one question. Okay, I sit down here, right,
and here's what I'm looking at. It looks like.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Okay, so that go ahead, let's start.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You know, you know when when a little kid like
maybe three or fours, got a cold and they sneeze. Yeah,
and they blow snot all over the place. That's what
your microphone looks like. What is that thing hanging off?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Oh this is given to me by Ron Erickson.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Shout out Ron the porn guy.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, he's the used up porn guy. Watch.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh my god, that's.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
It's a it's a skeleton, that's all.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, rubber and hanging.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, it's hot. Look at that about that, and I
think that's hot.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Look at them, look.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
At them his.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
It's just it's just bone.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You know, it's crazy like that. We look like that.
Do you remember in school?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I don't look like that. Maybe when we're dead, but
I don't look but you know what I mean, Like, listen,
there's people in Kensington Avenue that look like that.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I'm speaking of Kensington Avenue. We're gonna go into like that.
I do own a complete nine acre you pull it
your checked me out, chunk.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Your party dot com.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah yeah, hurry.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Up, I know that.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, Junkyard Barbie dot com. I buy cars, trucks, vans,
I dry, I dry everything. Just check out the fucking website.
Go on a website, yeah, Junkyard Barbie dot com and
save animals and we're gonna play that next. But you
mentioned Kensington. Okay, so everyone knows my daughter lives down
on Kensington. She lives right on the avenue. She's not
a junkie or whatever. But you know, so I drove
(03:25):
my hung out with her last night, and yes, and
I drove my S ten down there, the pink S
ten And in the back I had on and listen,
a Barbie jeep, a barbiecar, a battery, a bunch of scrap.
It gets better, jug of water, jumper cables. My car
(03:46):
is open, the truck is open, it gets better. There's
there's money on the ground, there's clothes, there's you know, earbuds,
there's all kinds of shit, just like thrown on top
of the Do you believe I've fucking woke up this morning?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
It was exact and it wasn't even touched swear.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
There was shit around it that I didn't see the
night before, like you know, needles and whatever, but not.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
It was such a five dollars.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
There's change probably narkan around.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
They're all still paste down my guys. Yeah, do you
believe it? I was like, I can't wait to tell.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Him, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, I drove home this morning, and I was just like.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Now, if you would have locked your car, the windows
would have been broke, you know.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
What I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, another another great thing that happened.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
First time ever, I had to go pick somebody up
down on rank for a terminal.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I remember I talked to you.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Oh my gosh, fucking egg, that's right.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, rich I talked to you. You were freaking out.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I was on the phone with you. That's right. I'd
see how I see. My mind's like, well.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I said, what are you doing? You're fine down.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
There, you know what, let's just talk about it. I've
never been down there before. And I found her and
she got in.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
But that's it's a whole new world. Imagine places.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
You know.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Trump talks about the Iron Dome over America. Uh huh,
somebody should throw an iron neck over a whole Kensington area.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I've never been. And someone said to me, well, haven't
you ever taken the Allen? I said, yeah, I think once.
I think once. I don't even remember. I don't think
I did.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Probably didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
No, I didn't, Actually no, I didn't. And I said
Brittany wouldn't go to Frankfurt. She gets on right where
she's out on the avenue. It's I mean, it's legitimately
right there. Like last night when I slept. You can
hear it like vibrate.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh yeah, no, you can absolutely hear it.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
But I sleep, but I sleep through it. I like it.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
And there's people that live in apartments right next to
the Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
That's what she that's her apartment right next to it floor.
That's that's her. She's on the third floor.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
And you can when we would go up to the
up to the roof, you climb up. You have to
go all the way up this thing and you go
on the roof. I pictures, I'll show you. We're sitting there.
It's like a Tom Cruise movie. That's how close you
are that we're leveled to the platform where Tom Cruise
could like just run and jump onto a train.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I mean, it's that close much, way.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Too much teething. Ain't nobody standing on top of the
yell waiting for it to ride by your deck and
jump off of it.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Listen, Tom Cruise dead he did? Didn't you watch his
Mission Impossibles? Listen, Tom Cruise is four foot no, he's
five to seven.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
With shoes on.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
What does that mean though you you you have to
be tall.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
A lot of a lot of stars are tiny and
their heads are small. Their heads are huge.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
That's why I have stop.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
No, he does a lot of his I love Tom Cruise.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
He couldn't jump off his table without breaking.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I'm telling you rich now.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Did I tell you last week that when you weren't here,
you're on hiatus?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I said that I called your wife?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Did she answer?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Did she tell you no?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yes? She did?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
She did. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
She didn't know though, because you weren't here, so she
didn't think anything of it.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
She's like, hey, I'm like, hi, go I love you.
She's like, I love you too.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
And then I played all right, yeah, and she was
going and she hung up. I'm like, you fucking bitch.
She did say though, that she would go on all right.
So you were telling me forget about the Kensington thing.
Let's go on too, and then we'll do the rescue commercial.
I want to hear about your thing today at the
(07:57):
yesterday with the teeth.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Oh your he'll be harye.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I go to the dentist right now to day. The
dentist is cool, all right. So I'm sitting in a
chair and I'm waiting for, you know, like you normally do.
And then I don't know what if they're called nurses,
I don't know what they're called. They come in and
you know, they prep you for the dentists to come in.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Just doing that, I guess.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I don't know what they're called.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I don't know ship she's going to school for that. Okay,
go ahead, a dental hygienie.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
General hygienist. Yeah, hi, genius, genius.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
So so listen. So she comes in. I'm sitting there,
I'm trying to sleep.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Actually, did they give you anything? Did they give you
like laughing gas or anything?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
There was nothing crazy.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
So they're trying to sleep, you know, I'm.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Trying to take in that. First they come in and
make it. They sit down and they say, you know,
be comfortable to doctor bet And a couple of minutes
I'm like, yeah, whatever, I go to sleep. Thirty seconds later,
she comes back in. I'm like, what do you want?
You said, the doctor will be in and I just
want to make sure you're comfortable. I said I was,
but you woke me up, you know. Huh. So she
(09:17):
goes out, she comes back in. Now she's got to
do some shit with my teeth. So now mind you.
She's got a mask on. Okay, this bitch had the
worst breast. I listen, breast breast her Her mouth smelled
like dog shit and she had a mask on. What Yeah,
I smelled it through to her mask.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Dude, did you must vomit?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah? I almost threw up on my mouth a little bit.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Did you really?
Speaker 8 (09:45):
So?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I was trying to hold my nose and not breathe in.
You know what I mean? Liked you ever try that?
Don't breathe in Now.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Anytime I go somewhere it smells, I start talking like
this and everyone knows it must spell for her, because god,
you have to breathe Listen.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I was hoping I would pass out. Could you imagine
when it smelled like on the inside of that mask?
She had to know God, damn, you work at a dentist.
You're a surf wash.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Did she have holotosis?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
It? I don't know. It was like she was sucking
on toes if you want to for real, for real, rich,
it was that bad. It was bad.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I left her. I had hair. I mean, I'm like,
what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Man, what the hell? And what did they tell you?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I'm back later.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
No, but I mean didn't. Wasn't there a thing?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Noah, listen, they do the bone X ray? Shit, was
it a diabetes crap? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
That's yeah, but I thought they said something. Didn't they
take your teeth out? Or no, they're gonna take it out?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah? I gotta go back. I get I get two cavities.
They'll do that.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
That's not what I wanted to play. Okay, go ahead,
and you're lucky you got it to work. Gosh, damn,
rich rich Witch, Why are you making fun of that
little kid?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Oh my god, I should play that. I should play it.
You would be so angry. Yeah, I want to sing you.
I want to play I wanted to play here. It
is this motherfucker. This is for you because you're hell billy.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
Married a long time ago. You come from.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Married.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
That's you. That's your new song. Hey, so you want
to make a phone call?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Oh yeah, my sister and uh they got they're back
from the mid You just came back from Jamaica.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Let's call him. Okay, how many people I missed today?
I don't know why?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
My let me see m No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
No, they went They went to Jamaica, right, and she's
a Facebook.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Or yeah, I saw that. She puts a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
So she's taking all these pictures or her and uh,
what's it called Sandals or something they went to. I
doubt it. So they go there, she's taking all these
pictures and there's nobody around, like there's nobody in Like
(12:33):
they're sitting by the pool. She's taking pictures. There's nobody
else by the pool. She's sitting in a restaurant taking pictures.
There's nobody in the restaurant. So I text her, I said, listen,
the place you're at is it abandoned?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
What the fuck? What did she say here?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
She won't tell me, but I come to find out.
When you go to these resort things, Yeah, there's activities
like group activities.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh yeah, are they old homes? Were they like an
old person?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
An old person? Sandals?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Were all going to go to the casina. Usually go
to Sandals. You've seen people walk around topless and yeah,
like what's going on here? Right? So apparently the first
day are here, they're getting this group tour thing like
this bus. Okay, we're all gonna go to the waterfalls.
(13:30):
I'm like, all right, so her and and the made
midget get on the right. So they go to the waterfalls.
But they didn't tell them they got to climb rocks
to get to the waterfalls. What yeah, you get to
climb from rocks, you get up and you know, apparently
I guess you jump off the waterfalls.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Oh yeah, Like that's working out for them. They don't
have an elevator for them, motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
They couldn't even climb up one rock. So so miss
tub a lot. She turns around the walk back to
the to the tour bus. It's just him and Horror
going to be back to the tour bus. She slips
down the steps, not even a rock slips off the step.
(14:16):
She goes down. There's nobody there to help her out,
you know what I mean, like no cart.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
But what happened to this guy here?
Speaker 7 (14:28):
He is?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
You know what happened? Nobody did? He screamed, what like yeah,
instead of he can't lift her up?
Speaker 3 (14:40):
So he screamed like a bitch, yes, no, yes he did,
Rich stop it? What do you mean he screamed?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
He screamed like, yeah, help help help. My wife's falling out.
Speaker 9 (14:53):
What roller off?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
The fucking mountain. Do you nobody coming out? Pick her up?
You fucking toenail? What happened?
Speaker 5 (15:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I guess she rolled over on her side at that point.
I don't know. I would have called like throwing food
at her or something. I don't know how she got up.
I don't know if he dragged her to a step
and she got herself far.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Or is it more like this?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah, yeah, that's probably more like it, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Should Oh my god, Oh my god, that lollipop?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Who I think she created like a tsunami down there
when she fell into concrete. Oh my gosh. Rich And
then you know what she says? What and of food
was awful?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Really?
Speaker 10 (16:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
You know are you doing? You had a butler?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I had a butler?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah? It was an extra twelve hundred dollars for her
to hire a butler.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
You gotta be kidding me, So.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I said, why would you hire a butler when you're
going on vacation in a resort. Just walk out of
your room, get on the elevator. Yeah, go down and
eat yo?
Speaker 5 (16:37):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
This is? This is your butler?
Speaker 8 (16:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
From your vacation.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Lillibump, We're here to serve you. You fucking jerk off.
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
So listen?
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I know you blew, yeah, your hip out. Picking my
sister up when she fell on the cement rock climbing.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Yeah, this was you, Mark.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
She fell into the Oh, she fell and she couldn't she.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Couldn't roll it up.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
I know, of course she couldn't get up. She's got
to learn how to roll or listen. It's like when
you when you put a turtle on its back and
ain't getting up. I mean, it's not so you gotta
just you put your foot on her ass and just
move her, Just push her up on the side, you
(17:37):
know what I mean? And then and then start eating popcorn.
And watched the show recently.
Speaker 9 (17:43):
When I became deathly ill, I was able to summon
an ambulance Hall my twenty four.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
We're sending helping me get up, and I can get up.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
That's her old that so did she did she did
she buy Life Alert while she was out there?
Speaker 5 (18:08):
No?
Speaker 7 (18:09):
No, no, they give him out, free, give him for
some evil.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Got to be over sixty? What is life?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
What's life alert?
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Alert? And fall in the.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
It's just something you put around like that lady that
I just had, were sending help.
Speaker 11 (18:32):
Immediately protect yourself with life.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Call and that's it. So listen. So there was no
exotic dancing, nothing like that.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
No, no, no, no, no. Actually she turned around.
Speaker 7 (18:56):
She was like looking up in these our balconies because
they have a swimming pool.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
That you can actually see people.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
Okay, there, Uh they were dancing around. Some Kathy caught
them having sex.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
In one of the.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
You walk out onto your balcony. They have a swimming
pool on the balcony. You look up and you just
got a glass bottom or whatever exactly.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yes, So you.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Were like, why didn't you just get a mirror? Okay, yeah,
and watch her bounce off of your nuts.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
That's my wife.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Did you guys? Did you guys watch and get into
it with each other?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
You know you were looking hey that or what you do?
Speaker 7 (19:47):
Put a blanket up over it because we're all down
on the ground where the swim regular swimming pools where.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Okay, So when you were looking up and you could
see them, yeah, okay, so it's a it's a glass
bottom then the.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Pool, so you could see that from your deck, right.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
No, no, no, from the from the ground. Actually people are
walking by. You can if you look up, you can
actually see people having sacks.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Okay, well, how come you guys aren't because you know
people would like to have seen that.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
You go right to the room, knock one out, You
grab every by the back of the hair, and you
do it in the elevator.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
I'm telling you, man to stop.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
What that man?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
What'd you eat there?
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Oh? Food was nasty?
Speaker 7 (20:47):
I had I don't know what it was, especially spaghetti,
but it just didn't look spaghetti, you know, not like
our Philadelphia spaghetti.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Uh was it?
Speaker 12 (20:59):
Like?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
It was it one of those like you you just
go in and they have like it's like a buffet.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
They have the buffet, which was a little bit better,
not much more, but the food and rest uh, like
they have three restaurants.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
They were just just inn taste like American food.
Speaker 13 (21:20):
You know.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Now? Where was she at?
Speaker 5 (21:24):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
You're my sister?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Where sister?
Speaker 7 (21:28):
She's your sister is in the other room, sleepy?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Wake her up?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Why she have like a fifteen pounds cooking.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Better?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
She worked today?
Speaker 5 (21:41):
No, she worked today.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
She's tired.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
She sits behind a desk, Yeah she does.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
She don't even walk the floor she's tired, Yes, she does.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
She walks the floor, Yeah, the floor.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
To go get a cookie.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah, or a cafeteria. Because that's all the pictures, you
know what I.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Mean, that's all music.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Right.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Do you see all the food that she was snapping
pictures up? Or all the drinks?
Speaker 9 (22:11):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
I just looked. I didn't see any of that. I
just saw. I mean it was really pretty a lot
of the.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Pictures that you took, did you did you No?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
How was the butler? Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yeah, I heard you had a butler.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
I had two butlers, two butlers, but yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
One for Why would you have two butlers, one for
each of you?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:35):
Rich, just stop, Rich, just I can't While you were
out there, did you have them caught your toenails?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Now?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Did they did they give you? Did they give you
guys like a body rub? Body scrub?
Speaker 10 (22:50):
Not?
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Damn? Did Jamaican women gave us a nice massage?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Can I ask you questions?
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Did you flip over?
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Were to t Do you think that happened Mark when
you were getting a massage? Did you get a heart on?
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
All right, because she's sleeping she can most did most
men get hard on?
Speaker 5 (23:12):
You think I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I did. Okay, did you did you tell her to finish?
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Was right next to me, Kathy?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
So if Kathy wasn't there, do you never finished?
Speaker 5 (23:29):
She couldn't. No, girl wouldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
How do you know for free?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
You won't do it for I'll bet you the butler
would have done it for you.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
No, no, no, no, no, no, uh he was dude,
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
No, listen, no no, how do you.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Know that putting his finger up your ticket?
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Yeh man, no one putting no finger up. I took this,
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Doing put it off.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I'll bet you listen, I'll bet you let that Jamaican
girls giving you massage do it.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, you know what the crazy thing is? You said it,
she wouldn't do it. But how do you know she
wouldn't do it where you're putting yourself out there, because
sometimes they can feel the vibe.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Don't lie where you're laying on your belt. She's massaging you.
I know you picked your asshole up on your knee.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
We're going to talk about that too. When a guy
does a certain thing and they.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Say, oh, I've never had my ass eating, or he'll
say something like that.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
If they do something.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
If they do something, I never had it. You go, no, I.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Don't think so, because you wouldn't even know to do that.
I'm not talking from experience. I'm talking my girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Told me that.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (24:59):
I don't do I never had anybody. I never had
women eat my asshole any So, in other words.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
You just used an unopened wine bottle.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
What I missed which.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Sad said, I said, you so you didn't have anybody
do it, but you used an unopened wine bottle.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah, at the bottom, the bottom, not the top, not
the thin part.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
I won't tell no, listen, I won't tell them about
the bawling pin. You're okay?
Speaker 3 (25:42):
So what was your what was your favorite time there?
Speaker 8 (25:44):
Like?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
What was the best thing that Soli? Mmm?
Speaker 7 (25:49):
Just for me, I'm just going up. We can go
up the falls. Because I looked at it. I said,
I'm not going up the faults. That's too much for me.
If I fall. Now that people are not going to
hold on and they're going to drop me, so I
(26:10):
forget that.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
I would have carried you on your steps.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Then I would have thrown you off.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Of course, Mark, this was you when Kathy fell.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Listen and don't lie to me. I know she had
donuts delivered in the morning. Okay, what's that?
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
The butler right right? Was she ordering him around for
to get food and stuff like that?
Speaker 9 (26:47):
No, she was.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
She was nice to them. She didn't order them around.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Now, okay, so what was the point of having a butler?
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Yeah, she wanted a butlet why.
Speaker 8 (27:04):
To go out and do things for you know like what? Yeah,
like like go get food? Got food for Uh?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
They cheered, Yeah, you're in vacation. You should be getting
your own.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
I should be getting my own.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
You guys sound like you're so like whitty, like really rich.
I mean who gets a butler?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Two of them, not one?
Speaker 5 (27:37):
That's what they get down too. I don't know, we're
not rich.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Well you got it?
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Sounds like you guys know.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yu Listen, you know what that's like. If we go
from me, would you have any gray poupon.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
I got played to Paul.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah, that's you two and right.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
So listen, when you go to Wildwood and you're going
to beach, do you pay somebody to go get your
fudgy wudgy bar from the ice cream man?
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Do they have the people that walk around? So did
they really no, no they don't.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
They don't have fudgy wudgy.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
No, they don't have the people walk around anymore.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
No, not long like that.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
That was always so great.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
There was great they were and they would open up
the thing and it would be like.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Yeah, but we listen when when I went and you
walk barefoot and the sands, you would get cut on
beer can tabs.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Oh my gosh, that's.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Right, I remember that.
Speaker 9 (28:56):
I remember that.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yeah, most of them from my father with hiss, I.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Mean pistachios and throw them.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yeah, the red.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
Ones killed beer.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah, yeah, you weren't breaking them.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
It's like a seashell lifeguard.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I'm bleeding.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Back in the eighties, they're like, funk off.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Butler did get us up chairs every morning?
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Did they get you for us?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
What?
Speaker 5 (29:35):
How much you should have asked? How much did you
should have asked?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
How much did you tip?
Speaker 5 (29:39):
I don't know how much. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
You're not supposed to tip. You're not supposed to tip.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
There, I always did, not rich because then they were
like on out real, ye, you're not supposed to. But
I was like, listen, let me just hook me up anytime.
Anytime they would see me. When I was with the
kids in Jamaica. There was like, what do you need?
Speaker 3 (29:59):
What do you need? I'm gonna sing over here.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I'm gonna have my guys specifically take you because all
these other drivers are gonna fuck you over in the
whole nine yards.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
So it's you know how it is.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yeah, you give them some money up front, So listen,
I don't want to wait for ship.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
That's exactly what happened.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
At the end. When we're done here, you'll get more.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Yep, that's exactly it. Got to know how to roll.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
No, No, I didn't.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
I didn't ask anybody to get me anything this time.
Last time it was easy. They were coming up to
the bus and asking if we wanted to buy it
right from the window.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I think you can get Did everything change or did?
They probably look at you guys and go.
Speaker 12 (30:44):
They yeah, we don't have to speech, right, so did you?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah, just give me some mess. We get the week.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
I don't want to be messed up. You bet your teams.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Listen, not for a free day vacation. I bet you
you would have been climbing rocks down if you would
have been clipped flips. Let's go up in the airplane
and jump out. We don't need no shoots.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
That I've been on your on that ship. You think
you're invincible.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
So what kind of adventures did you go on while
you were out there?
Speaker 5 (31:31):
We went to on the glass bottom of boat. We
didn't see nothing.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
You went to the cliss bottom boat and you didn't
see nothing.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
They took us, No, he took us around.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
You know why you were in a swimming pool. That's
why they put the boat. You were in the Yeah,
you know what I mean. They got on the boat
that was over. They got on the boat was in
the swimming pool.
Speaker 13 (32:01):
I know, right.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
They saw more action at the swimming pool with the people. Fucking.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Oh when you look through the glass bottom boat, did
you see chlorine tablets? Freak?
Speaker 5 (32:16):
We went into town.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
We ate.
Speaker 7 (32:19):
The best part was going into town and with the natives.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
To do what with the mermaids? What?
Speaker 5 (32:27):
Now?
Speaker 7 (32:28):
Not a mermaid?
Speaker 5 (32:30):
What this native? Hey?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
So what are you thinking about?
Speaker 5 (32:36):
Well?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Everybody in Jamaica who lives there is not a native?
What the you talking about? They are? You don't call natives?
They're not fucking Indians.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Yeah, they're not American And you sound like a Now
I wish.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
I wish he was around. I would get her to
tell you what happened.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Around.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
You know what, what are you afraid of?
Speaker 3 (33:04):
I gotta get off this ball. I'm sitting on one
of those big exercise balls.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Why don't you get a chair?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I know that other chair was like it was like
I was sitting on somebody and getting getting crazy.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
You all that?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Come on, wake up, start.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
All right, go ahead, tell us about your trip.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Come on, all right.
Speaker 13 (33:42):
So we were we exited the falls, and then.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Is that where you fell?
Speaker 9 (33:50):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (33:52):
And I heard that Mark was doing this.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Wasn't he Mark did this?
Speaker 9 (34:00):
But that was Mark screaming, oh my god, no listen.
Speaker 10 (34:12):
So when you when you're done with the falls, you
then walk through this, you go down this path and
it's like the locals are selling all their stuff according to.
Speaker 13 (34:25):
Well whatever I did say that.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
So anyway, we're going down this path and I look
back and march.
Speaker 9 (34:38):
That with me.
Speaker 13 (34:39):
So I figure world, wait, I figured he was buying something.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
So I kept them walking and I went to our
vand well he comes up to the van ten fifteen
minutes later.
Speaker 13 (34:56):
He's got no shirt on, and he's got these bees.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Like there must have been like three or four necklaces
around his deck.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
There were throwing balking, there was throwing beads at him.
He didn't buy.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Him, so they so he backed up to the bus
and I said, Mark, what the hell are you doing?
Speaker 13 (35:21):
And he says, I need ninety dollars.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
What do you think it was fucking Tarzan?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Why does he need ninety dollars?
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Why did he need ninety dollars?
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Because they talked him into buying all this crap. So
I said to him, and I mean, I didn't have
any money. We just spent it together.
Speaker 13 (35:47):
So what the hell were persis in the background.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Mark shows up with no fucking shirt and necklaces, right,
and they so wait no.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
So I said, we don't have any money, and she says,
the lady says, well, how about sixty dollars? And I said,
you can't take nothing from something. I don't have any money.
Speaker 13 (36:11):
That's it. She and she carved my name and his
name in these things.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
What was uh her for free?
Speaker 13 (36:19):
So so what happened was they took it all.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Back, had no ship. They carved your name in something.
You're lucky it wasn't your chest, your cheap badge.
Speaker 13 (36:38):
I've got taken ninety hours with you.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah, listen. If you're going cliff ivan, you shouldn't take
anything with you.
Speaker 13 (36:48):
Well, we lift it in the bus.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, you've had butler's had a butler.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
Well we did have.
Speaker 13 (37:01):
Two butlers, but we didn't each have a butler. Two
butler's work too, yeah together?
Speaker 2 (37:09):
What so did you pay for one or two?
Speaker 9 (37:14):
We paid for two.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Why why would you pay for two butlers?
Speaker 9 (37:22):
There's it comes with the all inclusive.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Listen. Oh my god, I would not have a butler
on vacation.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
What you no?
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Let me ask you something. Did he sit outside your door?
Do you have a little bell to ring? What?
Speaker 13 (37:48):
No?
Speaker 5 (37:51):
A phone?
Speaker 9 (37:51):
We had a phone, So now.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
You got to carry your phone and the butler's phone.
Speaker 13 (37:58):
That's fine.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
I suppose you wanted to go swimming.
Speaker 13 (38:03):
Listen, so they saved us chairs?
Speaker 2 (38:06):
What you're ready?
Speaker 13 (38:10):
No, we had a good time.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Yeah, it looked like it. Every time you took a picture,
there was nobody around, like like the place like the
place was abandoned.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
You had the whole place by yourself. They saw you
guys coming, and they're like, forgot it. We're not gonna
be able to eat.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
There was nobody by the pool. Yeah, nobody in the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
How come? How come nobody took a picture when you fell?
Speaker 3 (38:39):
I can't get up.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
That would have been perfect.
Speaker 13 (38:42):
I felt.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Yeah, I heard that Mark was crying.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Like a bit, my arm, my hip. I can't, I
can't get it up.
Speaker 11 (38:52):
So yeah, but the moment when I, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Listen, he panicked, he panicked. Listen? Did you do what
I said? Did you put him inside your carry on bag? Listen?
Did you have did he have a Tarzan? Did he
have a Tarzan costume on? And swing from the like
(39:26):
the vines in the room. Something you didn't you didn't have,
like a theme room or anything.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
I've been in the theme rooms. They're so cool. There's
one in King of Prussia.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
There's one here.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
That there is one here. Somebody said would you like
a sex swing the other day? And I was like what?
Speaker 1 (39:50):
And I go and and then they looked at me
and I said, I already have When they said, well
I thought you would, but I just thoughted, ask.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
He had springs on?
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Its crazy?
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Yeah you looked that up here. I'm shooting you're right out.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
The fucking listen.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
I am not doing it. I pulled it down and
put stuff away. Yes, I do so.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Listen how many times did you do it while you're
on vacation.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
That's a great question, you know what I mean?
Speaker 13 (40:18):
I answered that.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Yeah, I guess that means not.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
I can tell you. Mark did it twice with the masseuse.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
She doesn't even know.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
And we're blowing his cover because she was if Mark
was blowing his own coffers.
Speaker 14 (40:43):
Oh, I can't take it, you know what.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
I can't believe it. And you know what, on that one,
here we go say goodbye.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Yeah,
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