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Episode Transcript
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard BARBIEES podcast. Hi. This is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and
I'm sitting here with my co host, crazy boy Brich.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Hold On, hold on, I'm telling I can't even fucking
find it.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Oh my gosh, Rich, I can't find it. I can't
find the thing.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
But hold on, What the fuck? How do we get.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Rich likes to sing the song pomp up Dick. I
can't look all right, so bad boys, bad boys? Listen.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I don't care. That was about a penis pump. If not,
anybody's not listening or was listening what it was.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, they really need to to plug into us. M
h plug in. So this is the first time you're listening.
This is a completely your pullet yard nine akers of cars, trucks, fans, motorcycles,
far and domestic. We also have a small a small
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classic section and a wrangler yard like mister pillows. Oh
my goodness, my pillow. Come onest ones ever meet? How
did this happen? Oh boy? This also wrangling yard. Now
(02:00):
it sounds like now sound like from Dumb and Dumber
or whatever. Anyway, so we start over.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
No, sound like a priest and confessional.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Hello, come over here, so forgive me, father, I've seen
I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Anyway, I have a.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I have a completely bull of guard. Check out my
website Chunkyard Barbie dot com. On there you'll see a
lot of my social media. Please hit me up. Best
place to hit me up to really really get a
hold of me is on my Facebook page jy B. Michelle.
Also follow me because what you're gonna see is this
constantly watch and you will see a list of all
the vehicles that go out into the yard that day. Also,
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we've got all kinds of events that are coming up,
and you can also see car shows that you can
go out to. Also on there, we buy cars seventies
a week, does not matter the condition, as long as
they are complete with the engine, the transmission, catalytic converter,
the battery, and the wheels, documentation of ownership with photo
i D. Won't take anything without documentation that it is
(03:12):
yours with photo i D. A lot of people right
now are trying to do that, and it's go go
somewhere else, Go somewhere else. Please don't don't even try
to think you're gonna set me up. Or a lot
of people are trying to set people up and I
just I personally just don't have time for it.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
But you know, that's a lot of information on a
website and you know what, I mean, what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
That's good? Yeah? And you know what, And somebody said
to me the other day, why don't you put the
signs up? What signs we buy John Cars? Like it
used to be back like fifteen years ago, and now
they're doing it again all down in the city. And
that's exactly it, because I used to do it. And
then what happened was somebody took I had a falling
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out with somebody because they got greedy. So I was like,
you know what, whatever, So he tried to take my
business motto and my color and put it out there
and pretend he was me. So I put it on
my website. If you see any of those, it's not me.
So when it was brought up to me the other day,
I was like, there's a reason why I won't do that.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, No, there's no reto, there's no Listen, you're established.
Everybody knows who you are. They know what the deal is.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
And I do and I do you know, you know,
me right to the I'm not going to lose a
business of twenty three years for a car. That would
be stupid. Somebody asked me if I would take They
had four quads on their property. Right, it's just happened
last week. Good guy townships up his ass. Okay, okay,
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got to get rid of them. Okay, do you have titles? Nothing?
Can't help them, he said, I said, He goes, I
got them off a marketplace. I said, well, then get
a hold of the guy and get the paperwork. I
haven't talked to him, I said, listen, I ain't touching them.
He said, what about a mower. I said, sure, I'll
take the mower, but I'm not getting I don't take
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dirt bikes or quads without any title work, motorcycles, nothing.
He said, okay, because I don't want to put this
township out there. It was just a township. Said that
they were going to take them and get rid of
them at another scrap yard. So I said to the guy,
well let them do it. I guess they have authority
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to do it because it's against the law for me
to scrap out or take anything.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
So I don't care what it is.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I walked away. Oh, you don't have a you don't
have a title for a dirt bike. And I go, really,
because I've got titles, I don't know about you. And
even back in the day, in the day, you and
I talked about this a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
There was titles. You got to be out of your.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Mind, so they lie, people lie. I wouldn't do it.
You didn't do it. I turned him down and he
called me back and he thanked me.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, listen, we don't.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Have we don't have time. Don't have time for that
at all. I told you already. We got a lot
of shows.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
They won't prosecute you because that happened to me, you
know what I mean twice.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
So it's crazy, right, Yeah, it's not worth it.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, but I knew what I was doing. Yeah, and
you know, people just gave me up.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
That's all family. It always it's always the way, family,
always the fucking way.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
You get surrounded one time, everybody panicst.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Oh, yeah, i'll tell you later about something I said. Well, yeah,
everybody just calmed down. You're making such a fuss.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
What's the problem. It's only made you.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
The fuck You know what's crazy? Someone says, chill out.
Everything's good. Don't don't get so nuts about stuff. I'm
gonna work out. Man, don't even play that ship in
front of people, because I've seen you go fucking batch
you easy on ship, isn't it that happens? Yeah, But
you can't say one thing and then do another, like
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you know, it's trying to make me look like I'm
the fucking psycho, even though I am.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Was in handcuffs right m hm, and it was cold
out and I was in a T shirt and it
was like like hailing a little bit. Oh listen, and
they kept me outside the car. This is the old place,
the old form.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Are you serious? How long did they keep you outside
of the car? A go wow?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Enough enough where I was like freezing my asshole like
an hour? Oh yeah, so because they were searching the place.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
But anyway, so why are you have to sit outside
at their searching course?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
They were breaking my balls, that's what they do.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
So my final in law, God bless this sall.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Oh yeah, God bless his soul. I wanted to put
my foot down his throat.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Shut up? Is he the one? No?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
He well uh oh he comes up right and tells
the detective, Uh, here's my page, your number, what you
could call me when you think he's getting out and
leaves like.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah. I was like, I was, I want to call
Are you serious? Yeah, hodd on, I got somebody right now.
A Chewy order is on the way for cash. I
don't know this. What the hell is that where chewy
order is for animals? Somebody just hit me up. I
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want to it is the real First, I said, I
want to make sure that I do not need the part.
Who is this? I don't even answer, you know what? Okay,
because I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Know what they Listen, somebody, if they're working on a vehicle,
go figure out if you need the part first, and
if you need it, pall with the ache model and
the part that you need.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, because at least text me.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
And then and then you'll be in front of your
computer and you can look to see if you have
to part.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Some guy called me today on something and I said,
what do you have? And he's like ninety eight? I said, okay,
just tell me what do you need? Is it automatic?
Is it manual? And then I'll get back to ninety
eight TJ which I get it, we know, but four
point oho AC alternator mounting bracket, and I told them
I'd most definitely have one. It's forty bucks. Right there,
(09:28):
you go, it's done and it's over with. But yeah,
that just is. That's like.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
When you go to AutoZone and you walk in and
you say I want an air freshener and they say
automatic or stick.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I'm like, what the fuck? Oh my guys, I was like,
really sucker. All right, well, let's just quick do this too.
Rich and I are both huge animal advocates activists, and
I could go on a little too long, so I
did a commercial. So let's listen. Hi, this is Michelle
(10:09):
Junkyard Barbie. Are you looking for our fiery friend who
needs a forever home? Right here in our community? Local
animal rescues are filled with lovable pets waiting for you, dogs, cats,
all with hearts as big as their paws, ready to
bring joy to your life. By adopting our fostering, you're
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adoption helps make room for another animal in need. If
you can't adopt right now, you can still make a
huge difference by donating, fostering or volunteering at your local shelter. Together,
we can ensure every animal finds a loving home. Visit
your local animal rescue today and let the love begin. Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer,
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share people's posts. Be a huge zero for those who
need it most. Your new best friend is waiting. Also,
please spay, please neuter, please microchip. When you go to
any of the shelters, look at the longest residents and
the youthanized list first.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, like I said earlier, it's getting nice out. Kids
could be got out of school soon, so everybody's weekends
are going to get busy. Just take a second. Yeah,
think about these animals. Okay, here's why. Because everybody's going
about their lives. They aren't.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yep, you're right, you're not. And they can't do it
just themselves.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
So even listen, even if you can't adopt one, go
go somewhere so you can deliver food. Help these people
out that are helping these animals, because it ain't free,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
And I'll tell you what I did to go two
weeks ago. The first week I went, and then I
went again. I gave all of the supplies to Trent
and Animal Shelter, so they were so excited. There was
so much stuff because then I've acquired more and newspapers.
(12:18):
I don't know if this is legal or not, but
you know, they're always looking for newspapers to put down
for the dogs. So when I leave the supermarket, I
look over and I look at the circulars. I take
the whole shit ton. I'm like, nobody's going to use them,
not gonna throw them out. Can I get in trouble
for that? No?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Okay, because you're circulating them around the dog shit. Yeah,
so it works out.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
But they were so excited and they said, can we
take your picture? I said, I didn't come here for accolinge.
I came here to donate. So they all take a
picture anyway. But it was funny because when I pulled
up and they're like, oh my gosh, chunk Yard Barbie,
we've been to your place, thank you so much. And
this other person came over and that person can't believe
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that you're helping out. It's these these animals. I just
I don't want the accolades. I just kind of want
to jump in and leave. Yeah, because I've seen a
lot of people on their pages getting.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I tried to do that with Christopher put them on
the youth list.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, and what I thought, You're trying to put them
on the adoption list. So one wanted them.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
That's why I was on you. I couldn't even do that.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I'm like, I gues there's a lot of there's a
lot of stories too. I think something happened at act Philly.
I don't want to get into it. I just heard
something not too good. But I will say this, I
would never want that responsibility. I could. I could of
having to pick who goes and who stays, so everyone
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has something to say, but they're not the person sitting
on the other side. Right. That's why I could never
work there.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
If I worked there, m the place will be overloaded
with nobody be leaving nowhere, now is your oll mind?
Nobody's leaving, which is going to be one big party.
Just keep bringing stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Here's me. I got the best idea. All death row
people dead, bye, see you later, and then we can
put some animal stuff in there.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Take that money mm hm, give it to the animals.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
And I'm like all about this, you know what I mean.
I'm all about it. Course not in a gas anybody,
you know what I mean? Give me the money.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Take what's over or left on her books. Let's give
it away, you know what? You know what I mean,
you know what?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I like the whole thing of the of the what's
it called the firing squad? And I'll tell you why.
Why does a person that's on death row have the
option to go out to go out calmly, peace peaceful?
That's it? Peacefully? Why? Yeah, you rape, tortured, killed these people?
Why can't That's why?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I think, Uh, firing squad, it's too easy.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
What do you think me? Personal hangings?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Nah, that's your next broke.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
It's over, which is when you're like being burnt alive.
Put them in the electric chair.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I thought of that too, friedam Basis.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah, you just let them go. Listen. Do you think
that hurts? Yeah? Yeah, it's so cool. How about in
Green Mind, you shave your head, put the thing on
the top of your head, your your brain fries? Yeah,
but how about in Green Mile? That was my favorite.
I didn't watch it, he didn't. They were doing the
electric chair and the one guy, Percy was a real cocksucker.
(15:42):
He he didn't like the one guy doesn't matter. So
they're supposed to put the sponge with the water on
it and then that on it, but he didn't. They
put it dry, and that guy was like like I mean,
he was like blowing up. There was flames coming.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Out, yeahout make his eyes pop out.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah. But if you're if you're being burned alive, you're
being burned alive, exactly.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Gotta hurt.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
No, but I mean being burned like they like a witches,
like they put you at the witches. That's really I
want to see that. I want to see.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I've seen that, seen people on fire.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
I haven't. And the thing is is that if you
want to brutally, brutally do something to somebody, I would
think that might be brutal.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Limbs fall off, you know that kind of ship.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
But do they fall off? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Your skin, Oh that's right, your skin.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Just melts off. That's right. Your bones are there and
there's nothing to hold them to, so then they fall off,
you know what I mean? No, No, you're right. That's
why I like the electric chair. You know what I mean.
I said, we bring it back, listen, I'm all for it.
All right, We've made an executive decison. G electric chairs back. Amen. Amen.
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You know water water.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Strapped into the chair. I'd put a fucking milkshake in
their hands. Ahead, motherfucker, try to get a sip of that.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Straw.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I'm just short enough where they can't get to it.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
You know what I mean? You want a little before
you dime on the fuck? Here's your last mule. That's
the other thing. You got a last meal?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I think I'll have this. Did you ask that person
that brutally murdered what would they would like?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I'm shitting on a plate and putting gravy on it.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Fucking assholes. Listen, this is what we're gonna do. Let's
talk about the lady. Oh Delco, the Delco pooper? Are
they Delco defecator? Is that what? That's what they're calling her?
She's like, I have a sickness kidding, no, kidden. I
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don't know the whole story, but I guess it was
a road rage kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
And then she I don't know alls I seen was her?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Wow, shitting on the car.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I don't know what she ate?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Was it bad? I didn't they blocked it out. I
didn't get to see what came out of her too. Kiss.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
It was like a shotgun ship there was are you serious?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Ris?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
It went from and listen the car she shipped on,
wasn't it had a sloped hood? Okay, so she got
the bumper, she got the grill, she went through the
hood or ornament. Okay, onto the hood, so hold on.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
So she just backed her hands out and blew it
and just blow it up. Oh my gosh, I didn't
know that. So she had to go that's not something
you could just like. She said she had a sickness,
so maybe that's what she meant. She had a sickness
in her pants.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
She had a sickness all over. That person's listen. I
would have liked to been the person at home when
the driver that car pulled up on their driveway.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Dude, Brittany, Brittany has that at home. Hold on, it
ain't gonna happen, she said. Let me know that Rich
is okay, and I sent I rt a car out
when he leaves. I know you. You're not setting me up,
(19:27):
she said, just text me.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I was like, sucking bitch, But how would you like
to beat at Honey?
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I'm home.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Look what some lady did to our car.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
What I'm telling you that happened to Brittany, That happened
to brittany car. Rich I'll find the fucking picture. I
can't make this ship up. And then I went. I
stayed down with her two weeks ago. I was down.
We had like mommy daughter, mommy daughter, and we do right,
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so we like, we're into horror films. So we went
and had she ordered sushi for me for us.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
That's a horror film right right there.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
And then we watched a horror film. So it was
kind of cool. I like doing that with her. So anyway,
we go, we come back, there's a motherfucking dude sprout
out fucking dead as could be. I'm like, the motherfucker
wasn't here when we got here. Ridiculous, ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
You want to watch a horror movie, all you got
to do is open the curtains.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Rich, It's ridiculouss I wonder out of there so bad.
We're gonna we're gonna call, We're gonna call, We're gonna call.
Oh my god, what is his name? Wolf man? What's
his name?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Said Mark?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yeah? I said that to somebody and they were like, oh,
hold on, oh he gave me a jeep. It's that's
going bag?
Speaker 3 (21:12):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
One hip?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Not much man?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Thank you for my jeep. Thank you so much for
my jeep.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
I was waiting for you to call me before I
text you.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I text you.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
We've been I text you back.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
We've been very bad.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Let me ask you a question. Now, you got a
new answers all you got a new hip?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Right right?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Have you bent my sister over the end of the
couch yet that hip? Here's the goal.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
You gotta blow her hips out now.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Okay, you got some bad man, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
She's got to batman.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
What listen, she's got a back daddy assault man. You
gotta you gotta try them hipsh out man. Come on,
there's cookie cooking.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Listen, we got.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
It. You ain't got to go to Jamaica to get laid.
You can just bend over the couch and get it
over with. Okay, and leave leave the drapes, leave the drapes,
the whole neighborhood. Leaf.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Oh my god. Well have you guys been, because we've
actually we've been on. What are for you? Mark? This
is for you?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
I love it. Come on, I want to come on.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
You can definitely come on next week. Do you think
can you walk up the stairs?
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Yeah, we come back.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Are you really going to Jamaica when when you're leaving
for there? Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Thursday?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Oh Thursday. There's a height limit on the plane.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
That's what this is.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
There's a limit.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Let me let me here's just something.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Did you guys get your you get your real idea yet?
Speaker 3 (23:59):
I heard about this?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Just what I think. I think you'll be taking an
uber what the real I D. You can't fly without it.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I have a passport.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
If you have a passport, you're okay.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Okay, because not a passport since I was six months
old for real. No, but listen, they're going to end that.
They're going to end a passport. Yes, the passport is
a government documentation.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
You're going to need the real I D.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
That's your It's just it. It's a scam. They put
a little star on your the funk out. I'm keeping
my passport. I go ahead.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
You won't get in the Piladelphia zoo. I don't give fuck.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
I don't want to go there anywhere. I don't believe
in zoos.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Listen, listen when you go they listen when you go
to Jamaica. Okay, right, all right, now did Jamaica.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I know.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
You can buy weed anywhere, all right, So, yeah, so
leve mean something and this is for my sister.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
They got waterfalls.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
There are you jumping off the waterfall?
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
But you have to jump off of it? You can't
just go there and sit there. What's the point You
gotta jump off of it.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
You got to climb the waterfall.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, I know, was Susan.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that
all four of them eventually smoke Marajuana's a cigarette.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Listen if I and I think you're going with uh
our brother and he ain't climbing ship listen, he don't
even climb into an elevator. So so what kind of
fun are you going to have?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (26:04):
He's not going with us.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
What's you going to a separate plane?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Oh all right, Oh so.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Listen, he's not going. He's going to be babysitting his
mother in law.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
That's beautiful, need, that is beautiful. So he's just yeah,
so he's a cellar dweller again.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Oh do you mean she left and then she came back? No?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
No, no, she went. Yeah, she went to the hospital.
She got three hips. She had the more replaced will
spend their whole lives.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Have somebody else there for you?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
No freak, but actually we do. It's an oversized cooking.
It won't shut up.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Yeah. What did you guys eat today? Yeah? What you
have for dinner?
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Ah? What is it?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Oh my god, it must have been really fucking good. Okay,
you had to think about it.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
So listen.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Are you bringing a bathing suit to Jamaica? Yea? Is
it open in the back? I just want to how
about you gas?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yours?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Open in the back?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
What they listen? Come on now?
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Oh my, there's We're on the sixth floor.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Hello, yes, I'm listening.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
We're on the.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Fifth little and I have a what are they called?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Like, we have a pool on our balcony?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Are you really so.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
You're lit up at night? All right?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Hold on, I don't care about the lights. I don't
care about the lights. So you're going Is there a
pool on the fifth floor? Is there balconies you could
like where you can swing down and land it? No? Well, listen,
(28:41):
this is what you do. You go up to the
seventh Then you go listen, you go up to the
seventh floor. You're knocking your door okay, and you laugh
and say listen, I just want to swing off your
balcony and try to land in the mine when the
floor below. At that point, you're only seven floors up.
Don't worry about you be all listen, you only live once.
(29:02):
Take a parachute stopping.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
But now, what are the pools called?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
They're called they're swimming pools. They're called eternity uh pools
or something.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
You have to see other plunge pool that's what it's
called a plunge p look them up? How did you listen?
You can plunge into a bathtub?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
What the kind is? What is that?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
That's going to be more coming off the seventh floor
down into yours.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Land? Easy, my friend?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
This listen, did you guys get your nipples piers before
you go?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Or you're going to get them done while you're there.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
We're going to get them done while we're there.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Okay, that's so hot? Anything else? You're getting your balls
pierced too? Are you going to sew them?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
You're going to sew your nipples together? Or what I'm set.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Pierced?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
How about getting How about my sister, she's getting her
balls pierced.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
That's why she loves it so much.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Oh my God, let me ask you this to save
one the luggage this cat to save.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
One the luggage fairs.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Okay, are you putting mark in your carry on? I
just had to idea though, because he's so Yeah, and listen,
you can leave.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
One of the guys calls me.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Listen. Listen.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
You can keep your feet out of her carry on.
Pretend it's wheels, you know what I mean? So she
ain't drag you across the troll.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Wah wah troll.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
What are you kidding? They call you a troll.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
She goes against his coffee.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
It's different if you're like the wah wah dude or this,
But they're calling them antrol. What are you doing hanging
under a bridge? What he's swinging? Oh my god, I'm.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Not a swinger, not yet.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
What is it? Jamaica hedonism? Yeah, oh my god, sucking
already asked pitches over there?
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Jesus Christ, we're going to sandals.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yes, Now where in Jamaica is it antigo bag ground? Where?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
I heard that's nice?
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Not listen, they got trolls there to butler, Butler you
got a butt plug? You got at oh a butler.
I'm sorry, Kathy, loves the butt. It's like, oh yeah, baby, listen,
(32:36):
you have a butler. Yeah, why would you need a butler?
They get is there something wrong with the elevator?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Let me ask you this.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I'm assuming the elevator door is like three foot from
your room. Okay, so why would you need a butt?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Listen?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Mm hmmm something I would send that butler on all
kinds of missions. Okay, you're only using them to get food,
You're lucky. I'm not going was next door?
Speaker 4 (33:14):
I requested chocolate covered strawberries.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Yes, yeah, this is what I'm going to ask the
butler to get me somepot.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Yes, you don't need to listen, you don't need to mark.
The butler's not going to get your weak. It's probably
an undercover cop. Okay, So where's Jamaican? You got to
ask a Jamaican? A real I'm going to a person.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
When I went, when I went with the kids, I
think it was like fourteen years ago. Now I'm in sobriety, right,
I don't care. I'm just going to say it's something
to give a fuck. So we get there and we
get on the buses and I said, yo, dude, before
we're getting on, I said week and he was like yeah, yeah, yeah,
get in and he like cooked me up. It wasn't
(34:03):
for me, it was for my kids. But and then
I had the best picture ever of me, Jimmy. I'm
not sure Britney was in it. And we're with these
major drug dealers. When I tell you that they had
these Duffel bags, like the big army bags killed with it.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
That is correct.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
There was like a ship ton and I'm like in
the middle, like, yeah, they can see all their buds
and they're just like, yes, that's that's true.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yeah, And it was like a butler the butler it
might be it might be an undercover cop. Nuts, No,
you gotta ask a regular that.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
There was another guy there. He I said, listen, I
don't drink alcohol. I'm gonna hook you up with all
the free booze in our room because I don't drink.
Just give me as much weat as possible for my kids.
Is that a bad mom?
Speaker 3 (34:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:56):
My father? My kids mess.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Well, I guess crack is okay?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Then yeah, you know, fuck I sniffed that.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, did I tell you I'm a fetanyl free.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
What They're laced fetanyl with the pot and giving it
to people.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah, you, my aunt has been doing fanyl before fetanyl
was anything big, and that bitch won't die.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Listen, some people, listen, I smoked.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
She's like sixty something.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
I smoked and bombing fluid and I smoked citronla candles.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Oh my gosh, that's alla candle thing you told me,
it's poisons, fucking insane, explains everything.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
You Listen. What you gotta do is take you take
a joint that you light it up and you can't,
and you're like, he's light to sit your nolla candle, Okay,
so it smell.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Then you take your allegedly allegedly she's really serving you
some apple pie. Listen, I'm still here. That's why you're
still here. Listen.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
My cousin died in a sleep. He ever did a
talk in his day of his life.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
The fuck that's true.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
That's a shame.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
No, I listen, that's told him you should have enjoyed.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
You know what's crazy is that a friend of mine
has lung cancer, right, and then someone else just said
the third friend has lung cancer and neither one of
them ever smoked. Right. That's that's crazy. It doesn't matter,
It don't matter.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
So I'm smoking my fucking.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
That's one thing I missed. I went with my cousin
a couple of weeks ago. We were somewhere, and I
don't smoke anymore. I used to smoke two packs a
day of parliament, but i'd like wanted to smoke so bad,
like a vape because everyone makes.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
It do that.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Hold on, let me just tell you something rich. I'll
show you a picture. I took that fucking there was
nothing in it though, no nicotine, nothing. I took that thing.
I sucked that ship back so much. When I was
blowing it, Everyone's like wow.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
I'm like, yeah, you're blown. Smoke like a fifty Chevy
were I was.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
So fucking excited and then I was like still talking.
It was like was still coming out. My cousin's like,
aren't your lungs hurting? I'm like, no, man, I miss that.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Listen Christopher, when he was younger, he had uh a
teared duck that didn't work.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Oh okay, when he was a kid, we have a baby.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
So back then they had an operation where they went
in your eye and they put a tube okay, and
stayed in there to get your So when you you know,
you cry or it comes out. So as he was
getting older, I'm like, hey, Chris made him are home
and he could tell you this, And I said, uh,
(38:15):
that thing ever closed up. He's like no, I said,
let's try somethings. Take a dragon a cigarette, man. So
he takes the dragon a cigarette. I said, try to
blow it out of your eyes.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Did it work?
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Yes, listen. Not only did it work. I showed his mother.
I was like, Kim, you gotta check this ship out.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
I'm sure she liked that. She was horrified. Yeah, I'm
sure she was.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
His eyes going to get shut the fuck up. My
dick infected because I jerk it, mean the fuck.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
I fucking love it. All right, We're done with that,
all right, all right, let's try one more person. Let's
just call people. What is it you go?
Speaker 2 (39:16):
All right?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Who should I call? I don't know who you got.
Let's try cardboard cursy. I'm telling you what. We need
everybody to come the hell in here.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Yeah, oh my god, if they're here.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
We got to get everyone in here at one time.
What kind of shows, don't be We gotta get everyone
in here at one time.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
We'll go, we'll go, We'll go around the room, do me.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
We're going to do it. Then we'll just bust on everybody.
We're going to do it. She won't answer. She's coming
on Monday. We should have the show Monday.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
She's probably taping up her box because it's going to run.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Did I show you the picture of myself? I took
a video. It was down in the city a couple
of weeks ago or last month for the Odyssey show,
and uh I saw a cardboard box, brand new. I
put it down on the thing and I was like,
someone take a swear on my life. I'll show you
a picture. How fuck?
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Yeah, I reach Christine.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
You know what to do? Listen to thanks By sounds
like a hooker.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Yeah, you need to answer the phone when we call.
We need you on the radio. So you know we
got a new address for you.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Come on, man, it's brand new. Okay, brand new.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
It's not even any dens in.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
This one right out of the box.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah, come on, she's out, she's done, she's done. Hold on,
let me see what you can call. Let's see your
wife isn't answering. You know what I'm gonna call my
friend Peter?
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Is that is this?
Speaker 1 (40:51):
This is a really really good friend of mine. We
got sober together.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Does he like women?
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Oh no, he's that that's Johnny. Peter's all into women. Yeah,
he's so funny. He's a surfer. He surfed in Costa Rica.
Like I said, we got served together. He's like one
of my does Peter by leave your name number and
a message? Not there? And he's fun He is funny.
(41:19):
He is funny as fuck, all right, he is. He's
got some good fucking stories about everything. I'm not going
to tell all the stories. But when I was having
a really hard time in my sobriety, he was like
completely there for me. It helped me so much. So
when I was down, I was living down there and
(41:44):
with Dick. He calls me up and he says, Shelley,
need you what's the matter. He needs to come over here,
like as soon as possible. It does to matter. Six
Star's army men you're just around.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
That's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
He's like, quick, come down here house.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
They're outside.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
I could see them, so I said to the tip pomp,
I go, I'm out. Don't even give a fuck. Guess what? Goodbye?
I get it, get to his house, knocking on the
(42:31):
door and I go, it's all clear. Everything's okay. They're
not here anymore. I've got the place cupboard where okay,
he goes, okay, retreating. I went upstairs. He's sitting in
his bedroom, Harry, I'm coming here, and he opens I
(42:52):
open up the door real slow, and he's under the covers.
It's okay. He lifts the where are you sure? I'm like, yes,
I go move over. I'm gonna sit with you. Threw
this together, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
So it's like, yeah, it's he's just funny shit. Like
when I get jammed up, he's like, I've known him
for like twenty years and I'm sober twy just had
twenty two years. So he's become like a brother to me,
watch his kids grow up. The whole nine yards. He
would say, Michelle, why don't you come down and just
(43:30):
hang out? And a lot of times he's not even there.
It's just I got a room to stay in. And
the one time I was really jammed up and he goes,
let's go surfing out a surfboard I'd left down at
his house. We went out. No, that's that was someone else,
that's not even that's a but I had a real surfboard.
So we're out there and I'm trying to get my
(43:51):
shit together sitting there and we're sitting on our boards.
We just paddled out and all of a sudden, I
feel something come through my legs. Bye bye, I fucking
grabbed on my stomach. I'm like paddling in and then
I'm thinking I'm paddling No, motherfucker's gonna eat you like
a fucking seal. Yeah, it was like, get the fuck out.
(44:11):
Listen if you got a motor on it now, I
like that, though, not me. All right, we're gonna call.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
You.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Gotta call that the places again. We got to call that.
Do you remember I told you we called all those
massage places. I was here, No, but then I told
you we couldn't get through in the next day. They
are the one thing massage. I'm like, oh my gosh,
thanks rich. Did you see that we're.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Calling you witch?
Speaker 1 (44:45):
She's not answering. Nobody's answering. Answer, nobody's rich. Nobody's answering.
That's why we got everybody in here. We're gonna get
everyone in here.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Oh my god, that's going to be I'm gonna call I'm.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Gonna this person ain't gonna answer. Maybe let's set it up.
Should we do like a Monday? Mondays are cool? Let's
do on Monday?
Speaker 2 (45:09):
What happened that the calendar was here that you don't use?
Speaker 1 (45:12):
I brought it to work because I was putting everything together.
No one's answering, honest, No ways, it's Thursday. That's what
my cousin. You know what we're going to do? Then
Rich look here because I go away. Hold on, let's
let's get off the seventeenth. Okay, let's get off of
(45:32):
this podcast. Let's end it, and then you can tell me.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Thanks everybody, thank you.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
It's the Purge.
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard BARBIEES podcast. Hi. This is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and
I'm sitting here with my co host, crazy boy Brich.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Hold On, hold on, I'm telling I can't even fucking
find it.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Oh my gosh, Rich, I can't find it. I can't
find the thing.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
But hold on, What the fuck? How do we get.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Rich likes to sing the song pomp up Dick. I
can't look all right, so bad boys, bad boys? Listen.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I don't care. That was about a penis pump. If not,
anybody's not listening or was listening what it was.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, they really need to to plug into us. M
h plug in. So this is the first time you're listening.
This is a completely your pullet yard nine akers of cars, trucks, fans, motorcycles,
far and domestic. We also have a small a small
(01:34):
classic section and a wrangler yard like mister pillows. Oh
my goodness, my pillow. Come onest ones ever meet? How
did this happen? Oh boy? This also wrangling yard. Now
(02:00):
it sounds like now sound like from Dumb and Dumber
or whatever. Anyway, so we start over.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
No, sound like a priest and confessional.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Hello, come over here, so forgive me, father, I've seen
I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Anyway, I have a.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I have a completely bull of guard. Check out my
website Chunkyard Barbie dot com. On there you'll see a
lot of my social media. Please hit me up. Best
place to hit me up to really really get a
hold of me is on my Facebook page jy B. Michelle.
Also follow me because what you're gonna see is this
constantly watch and you will see a list of all
the vehicles that go out into the yard that day. Also,
(02:50):
we've got all kinds of events that are coming up,
and you can also see car shows that you can
go out to. Also on there, we buy cars seventies
a week, does not matter the condition, as long as
they are complete with the engine, the transmission, catalytic converter,
the battery, and the wheels, documentation of ownership with photo
i D. Won't take anything without documentation that it is
(03:12):
yours with photo i D. A lot of people right
now are trying to do that, and it's go go
somewhere else, Go somewhere else. Please don't don't even try
to think you're gonna set me up. Or a lot
of people are trying to set people up and I
just I personally just don't have time for it.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
But you know, that's a lot of information on a
website and you know what, I mean, what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
That's good? Yeah? And you know what, And somebody said
to me the other day, why don't you put the
signs up? What signs we buy John Cars? Like it
used to be back like fifteen years ago, and now
they're doing it again all down in the city. And
that's exactly it, because I used to do it. And
then what happened was somebody took I had a falling
(03:57):
out with somebody because they got greedy. So I was like,
you know what, whatever, So he tried to take my
business motto and my color and put it out there
and pretend he was me. So I put it on
my website. If you see any of those, it's not me.
So when it was brought up to me the other day,
I was like, there's a reason why I won't do that.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, No, there's no reto, there's no Listen, you're established.
Everybody knows who you are. They know what the deal is.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
And I do and I do you know, you know,
me right to the I'm not going to lose a
business of twenty three years for a car. That would
be stupid. Somebody asked me if I would take They
had four quads on their property. Right, it's just happened
last week. Good guy townships up his ass. Okay, okay,
(04:44):
got to get rid of them. Okay, do you have titles? Nothing?
Can't help them, he said, I said, He goes, I
got them off a marketplace. I said, well, then get
a hold of the guy and get the paperwork. I
haven't talked to him, I said, listen, I ain't touching them.
He said, what about a mower. I said, sure, I'll
take the mower, but I'm not getting I don't take
(05:05):
dirt bikes or quads without any title work, motorcycles, nothing.
He said, okay, because I don't want to put this
township out there. It was just a township. Said that
they were going to take them and get rid of
them at another scrap yard. So I said to the guy,
well let them do it. I guess they have authority
(05:26):
to do it because it's against the law for me
to scrap out or take anything.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
So I don't care what it is.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I walked away. Oh, you don't have a you don't
have a title for a dirt bike. And I go, really,
because I've got titles, I don't know about you. And
even back in the day, in the day, you and
I talked about this a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
There was titles. You got to be out of your.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Mind, so they lie, people lie. I wouldn't do it.
You didn't do it. I turned him down and he
called me back and he thanked me.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, listen, we don't.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Have we don't have time. Don't have time for that
at all. I told you already. We got a lot
of shows.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
They won't prosecute you because that happened to me, you
know what I mean twice.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
So it's crazy, right, Yeah, it's not worth it.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, but I knew what I was doing. Yeah, and
you know, people just gave me up.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
That's all family. It always it's always the way, family,
always the fucking way.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
You get surrounded one time, everybody panicst.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Oh, yeah, i'll tell you later about something I said. Well, yeah,
everybody just calmed down. You're making such a fuss.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
What's the problem. It's only made you.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
The fuck You know what's crazy? Someone says, chill out.
Everything's good. Don't don't get so nuts about stuff. I'm
gonna work out. Man, don't even play that ship in
front of people, because I've seen you go fucking batch
you easy on ship, isn't it that happens? Yeah, But
you can't say one thing and then do another, like
(07:05):
you know, it's trying to make me look like I'm
the fucking psycho, even though I am.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Was in handcuffs right m hm, and it was cold
out and I was in a T shirt and it
was like like hailing a little bit. Oh listen, and
they kept me outside the car. This is the old place,
the old form.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Are you serious? How long did they keep you outside
of the car? A go wow?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Enough enough where I was like freezing my asshole like
an hour? Oh yeah, so because they were searching the place.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
But anyway, so why are you have to sit outside
at their searching course?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
They were breaking my balls, that's what they do.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
So my final in law, God bless this sall.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Oh yeah, God bless his soul. I wanted to put
my foot down his throat.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Shut up? Is he the one? No?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
He well uh oh he comes up right and tells
the detective, Uh, here's my page, your number, what you
could call me when you think he's getting out and
leaves like.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah. I was like, I was, I want to call
Are you serious? Yeah, hodd on, I got somebody right now.
A Chewy order is on the way for cash. I
don't know this. What the hell is that where chewy
order is for animals? Somebody just hit me up. I
(08:36):
want to it is the real First, I said, I
want to make sure that I do not need the part.
Who is this? I don't even answer, you know what? Okay,
because I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Know what they Listen, somebody, if they're working on a vehicle,
go figure out if you need the part first, and
if you need it, pall with the ache model and
the part that you need.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, because at least text me.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
And then and then you'll be in front of your
computer and you can look to see if you have
to part.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Some guy called me today on something and I said,
what do you have? And he's like ninety eight? I said, okay,
just tell me what do you need? Is it automatic?
Is it manual? And then I'll get back to ninety
eight TJ which I get it, we know, but four
point oho AC alternator mounting bracket, and I told them
I'd most definitely have one. It's forty bucks. Right there,
(09:28):
you go, it's done and it's over with. But yeah,
that just is. That's like.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
When you go to AutoZone and you walk in and
you say I want an air freshener and they say
automatic or stick.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I'm like, what the fuck? Oh my guys, I was like,
really sucker. All right, well, let's just quick do this too.
Rich and I are both huge animal advocates activists, and
I could go on a little too long, so I
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Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, like I said earlier, it's getting nice out. Kids
could be got out of school soon, so everybody's weekends
are going to get busy. Just take a second. Yeah,
think about these animals. Okay, here's why. Because everybody's going
about their lives. They aren't.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yep, you're right, you're not. And they can't do it
just themselves.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
So even listen, even if you can't adopt one, go
go somewhere so you can deliver food. Help these people
out that are helping these animals, because it ain't free,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
And I'll tell you what I did to go two
weeks ago. The first week I went, and then I
went again. I gave all of the supplies to Trent
and Animal Shelter, so they were so excited. There was
so much stuff because then I've acquired more and newspapers.
(12:18):
I don't know if this is legal or not, but
you know, they're always looking for newspapers to put down
for the dogs. So when I leave the supermarket, I
look over and I look at the circulars. I take
the whole shit ton. I'm like, nobody's going to use them,
not gonna throw them out. Can I get in trouble
for that? No?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Okay, because you're circulating them around the dog shit. Yeah,
so it works out.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
But they were so excited and they said, can we
take your picture? I said, I didn't come here for accolinge.
I came here to donate. So they all take a
picture anyway. But it was funny because when I pulled
up and they're like, oh my gosh, chunk Yard Barbie,
we've been to your place, thank you so much. And
this other person came over and that person can't believe
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that you're helping out. It's these these animals. I just
I don't want the accolades. I just kind of want
to jump in and leave. Yeah, because I've seen a
lot of people on their pages getting.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I tried to do that with Christopher put them on
the youth list.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, and what I thought, You're trying to put them
on the adoption list. So one wanted them.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
That's why I was on you. I couldn't even do that.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I'm like, I gues there's a lot of there's a
lot of stories too. I think something happened at act Philly.
I don't want to get into it. I just heard
something not too good. But I will say this, I
would never want that responsibility. I could. I could of
having to pick who goes and who stays, so everyone
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has something to say, but they're not the person sitting
on the other side. Right. That's why I could never
work there.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
If I worked there, m the place will be overloaded
with nobody be leaving nowhere, now is your oll mind?
Nobody's leaving, which is going to be one big party.
Just keep bringing stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Here's me. I got the best idea. All death row
people dead, bye, see you later, and then we can
put some animal stuff in there.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Take that money mm hm, give it to the animals.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
And I'm like all about this, you know what I mean.
I'm all about it. Course not in a gas anybody,
you know what I mean? Give me the money.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Take what's over or left on her books. Let's give
it away, you know what? You know what I mean,
you know what?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I like the whole thing of the of the what's
it called the firing squad? And I'll tell you why.
Why does a person that's on death row have the
option to go out to go out calmly, peace peaceful?
That's it? Peacefully? Why? Yeah, you rape, tortured, killed these people?
Why can't That's why?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I think, Uh, firing squad, it's too easy.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
What do you think me? Personal hangings?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Nah, that's your next broke.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
It's over, which is when you're like being burnt alive.
Put them in the electric chair.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I thought of that too, friedam Basis.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah, you just let them go. Listen. Do you think
that hurts? Yeah? Yeah, it's so cool. How about in
Green Mind, you shave your head, put the thing on
the top of your head, your your brain fries? Yeah,
but how about in Green Mile? That was my favorite.
I didn't watch it, he didn't. They were doing the
electric chair and the one guy, Percy was a real cocksucker.
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He he didn't like the one guy doesn't matter. So
they're supposed to put the sponge with the water on
it and then that on it, but he didn't. They
put it dry, and that guy was like like I mean,
he was like blowing up. There was flames coming.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Out, yeahout make his eyes pop out.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah. But if you're if you're being burned alive, you're
being burned alive, exactly.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Gotta hurt.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
No, but I mean being burned like they like a witches,
like they put you at the witches. That's really I
want to see that. I want to see.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I've seen that, seen people on fire.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
I haven't. And the thing is is that if you
want to brutally, brutally do something to somebody, I would
think that might be brutal.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Limbs fall off, you know that kind of ship.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
But do they fall off? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Your skin, Oh that's right, your skin.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Just melts off. That's right. Your bones are there and
there's nothing to hold them to, so then they fall off,
you know what I mean? No, No, you're right. That's
why I like the electric chair. You know what I mean.
I said, we bring it back, listen, I'm all for it.
All right, We've made an executive decison. G electric chairs back. Amen. Amen.
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You know water water.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Strapped into the chair. I'd put a fucking milkshake in
their hands. Ahead, motherfucker, try to get a sip of that.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Straw.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I'm just short enough where they can't get to it.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
You know what I mean? You want a little before
you dime on the fuck? Here's your last mule. That's
the other thing. You got a last meal?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I think I'll have this. Did you ask that person
that brutally murdered what would they would like?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I'm shitting on a plate and putting gravy on it.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Fucking assholes. Listen, this is what we're gonna do. Let's
talk about the lady. Oh Delco, the Delco pooper? Are
they Delco defecator? Is that what? That's what they're calling her?
She's like, I have a sickness kidding, no, kidden. I
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don't know the whole story, but I guess it was
a road rage kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
And then she I don't know alls I seen was her?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Wow, shitting on the car.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I don't know what she ate?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Was it bad? I didn't they blocked it out. I
didn't get to see what came out of her too. Kiss.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
It was like a shotgun ship there was are you serious?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Ris?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
It went from and listen the car she shipped on,
wasn't it had a sloped hood? Okay, so she got
the bumper, she got the grill, she went through the
hood or ornament. Okay, onto the hood, so hold on.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
So she just backed her hands out and blew it
and just blow it up. Oh my gosh, I didn't
know that. So she had to go that's not something
you could just like. She said she had a sickness,
so maybe that's what she meant. She had a sickness
in her pants.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
She had a sickness all over. That person's listen. I
would have liked to been the person at home when
the driver that car pulled up on their driveway.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Dude, Brittany, Brittany has that at home. Hold on, it
ain't gonna happen, she said. Let me know that Rich
is okay, and I sent I rt a car out
when he leaves. I know you. You're not setting me up,
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she said, just text me.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I was like, sucking bitch, But how would you like
to beat at Honey?
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I'm home.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Look what some lady did to our car.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
What I'm telling you that happened to Brittany, That happened
to brittany car. Rich I'll find the fucking picture. I
can't make this ship up. And then I went. I
stayed down with her two weeks ago. I was down.
We had like mommy daughter, mommy daughter, and we do right,
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so we like, we're into horror films. So we went
and had she ordered sushi for me for us.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
That's a horror film right right there.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
And then we watched a horror film. So it was
kind of cool. I like doing that with her. So anyway,
we go, we come back, there's a motherfucking dude sprout
out fucking dead as could be. I'm like, the motherfucker
wasn't here when we got here. Ridiculous, ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
You want to watch a horror movie, all you got
to do is open the curtains.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Rich, It's ridiculouss I wonder out of there so bad.
We're gonna we're gonna call, We're gonna call, We're gonna call.
Oh my god, what is his name? Wolf man? What's
his name?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Said Mark?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yeah? I said that to somebody and they were like, oh,
hold on, oh he gave me a jeep. It's that's
going bag?
Speaker 3 (21:12):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
One hip?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Not much man?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Thank you for my jeep. Thank you so much for
my jeep.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
I was waiting for you to call me before I
text you.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I text you.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
We've been I text you back.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
We've been very bad.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Let me ask you a question. Now, you got a
new answers all you got a new hip?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Right right?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Have you bent my sister over the end of the
couch yet that hip? Here's the goal.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
You gotta blow her hips out now.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Okay, you got some bad man, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
She's got to batman.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
What listen, she's got a back daddy assault man. You
gotta you gotta try them hipsh out man. Come on,
there's cookie cooking.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Listen, we got.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
It. You ain't got to go to Jamaica to get laid.
You can just bend over the couch and get it
over with. Okay, and leave leave the drapes, leave the drapes,
the whole neighborhood. Leaf.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Oh my god. Well have you guys been, because we've
actually we've been on. What are for you? Mark? This
is for you?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
I love it. Come on, I want to come on.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
You can definitely come on next week. Do you think
can you walk up the stairs?
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Yeah, we come back.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Are you really going to Jamaica when when you're leaving
for there? Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Thursday?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Oh Thursday. There's a height limit on the plane.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
That's what this is.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
There's a limit.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Let me let me here's just something.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Did you guys get your you get your real idea yet?
Speaker 3 (23:59):
I heard about this?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Just what I think. I think you'll be taking an
uber what the real I D. You can't fly without it.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I have a passport.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
If you have a passport, you're okay.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Okay, because not a passport since I was six months
old for real. No, but listen, they're going to end that.
They're going to end a passport. Yes, the passport is
a government documentation.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
You're going to need the real I D.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
That's your It's just it. It's a scam. They put
a little star on your the funk out. I'm keeping
my passport. I go ahead.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
You won't get in the Piladelphia zoo. I don't give fuck.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
I don't want to go there anywhere. I don't believe
in zoos.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Listen, listen when you go they listen when you go
to Jamaica. Okay, right, all right, now did Jamaica.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I know.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
You can buy weed anywhere, all right, So, yeah, so
leve mean something and this is for my sister.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
They got waterfalls.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
There are you jumping off the waterfall?
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
But you have to jump off of it? You can't
just go there and sit there. What's the point You
gotta jump off of it.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
You got to climb the waterfall.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, I know, was Susan.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that
all four of them eventually smoke Marajuana's a cigarette.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Listen if I and I think you're going with uh
our brother and he ain't climbing ship listen, he don't
even climb into an elevator. So so what kind of
fun are you going to have?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (26:04):
He's not going with us.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
What's you going to a separate plane?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Oh all right, Oh so.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Listen, he's not going. He's going to be babysitting his
mother in law.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
That's beautiful, need, that is beautiful. So he's just yeah,
so he's a cellar dweller again.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Oh do you mean she left and then she came back? No?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
No, no, she went. Yeah, she went to the hospital.
She got three hips. She had the more replaced will
spend their whole lives.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Have somebody else there for you?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
No freak, but actually we do. It's an oversized cooking.
It won't shut up.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Yeah. What did you guys eat today? Yeah? What you
have for dinner?
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Ah? What is it?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Oh my god, it must have been really fucking good. Okay,
you had to think about it.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
So listen.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Are you bringing a bathing suit to Jamaica? Yea? Is
it open in the back? I just want to how
about you gas?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yours?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Open in the back?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
What they listen? Come on now?
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Oh my, there's We're on the sixth floor.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Hello, yes, I'm listening.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
We're on the.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Fifth little and I have a what are they called?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Like, we have a pool on our balcony?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Are you really so.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
You're lit up at night? All right?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Hold on, I don't care about the lights. I don't
care about the lights. So you're going Is there a
pool on the fifth floor? Is there balconies you could
like where you can swing down and land it? No? Well, listen,
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this is what you do. You go up to the
seventh Then you go listen, you go up to the
seventh floor. You're knocking your door okay, and you laugh
and say listen, I just want to swing off your
balcony and try to land in the mine when the
floor below. At that point, you're only seven floors up.
Don't worry about you be all listen, you only live once.
(29:02):
Take a parachute stopping.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
But now, what are the pools called?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
They're called they're swimming pools. They're called eternity uh pools
or something.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
You have to see other plunge pool that's what it's
called a plunge p look them up? How did you listen?
You can plunge into a bathtub?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
What the kind is? What is that?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
That's going to be more coming off the seventh floor
down into yours.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Land? Easy, my friend?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
This listen, did you guys get your nipples piers before
you go?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Or you're going to get them done while you're there.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
We're going to get them done while we're there.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Okay, that's so hot? Anything else? You're getting your balls
pierced too? Are you going to sew them?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
You're going to sew your nipples together? Or what I'm set.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Pierced?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
How about getting How about my sister, she's getting her
balls pierced.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
That's why she loves it so much.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Oh my God, let me ask you this to save
one the luggage this cat to save.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
One the luggage fairs.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Okay, are you putting mark in your carry on? I
just had to idea though, because he's so Yeah, and listen,
you can leave.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
One of the guys calls me.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Listen. Listen.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
You can keep your feet out of her carry on.
Pretend it's wheels, you know what I mean? So she
ain't drag you across the troll.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Wah wah troll.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
What are you kidding? They call you a troll.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
She goes against his coffee.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
It's different if you're like the wah wah dude or this,
But they're calling them antrol. What are you doing hanging
under a bridge? What he's swinging? Oh my god, I'm.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Not a swinger, not yet.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
What is it? Jamaica hedonism? Yeah, oh my god, sucking
already asked pitches over there?
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Jesus Christ, we're going to sandals.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yes, Now where in Jamaica is it antigo bag ground? Where?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
I heard that's nice?
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Not listen, they got trolls there to butler, Butler you
got a butt plug? You got at oh a butler.
I'm sorry, Kathy, loves the butt. It's like, oh yeah, baby, listen,
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you have a butler. Yeah, why would you need a butler?
They get is there something wrong with the elevator?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Let me ask you this.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I'm assuming the elevator door is like three foot from
your room. Okay, so why would you need a butt?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Listen?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Mm hmmm something I would send that butler on all
kinds of missions. Okay, you're only using them to get food,
You're lucky. I'm not going was next door?
Speaker 4 (33:14):
I requested chocolate covered strawberries.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Yes, yeah, this is what I'm going to ask the
butler to get me somepot.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Yes, you don't need to listen, you don't need to mark.
The butler's not going to get your weak. It's probably
an undercover cop. Okay, So where's Jamaican? You got to
ask a Jamaican? A real I'm going to a person.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
When I went, when I went with the kids, I
think it was like fourteen years ago. Now I'm in sobriety, right,
I don't care. I'm just going to say it's something
to give a fuck. So we get there and we
get on the buses and I said, yo, dude, before
we're getting on, I said week and he was like yeah, yeah, yeah,
get in and he like cooked me up. It wasn't
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for me, it was for my kids. But and then
I had the best picture ever of me, Jimmy. I'm
not sure Britney was in it. And we're with these
major drug dealers. When I tell you that they had
these Duffel bags, like the big army bags killed with it.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
That is correct.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
There was like a ship ton and I'm like in
the middle, like, yeah, they can see all their buds
and they're just like, yes, that's that's true.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yeah, And it was like a butler the butler it
might be it might be an undercover cop. Nuts, No,
you gotta ask a regular that.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
There was another guy there. He I said, listen, I
don't drink alcohol. I'm gonna hook you up with all
the free booze in our room because I don't drink.
Just give me as much weat as possible for my kids.
Is that a bad mom?
Speaker 3 (34:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:56):
My father? My kids mess.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Well, I guess crack is okay?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Then yeah, you know, fuck I sniffed that.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, did I tell you I'm a fetanyl free.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
What They're laced fetanyl with the pot and giving it
to people.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah, you, my aunt has been doing fanyl before fetanyl
was anything big, and that bitch won't die.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Listen, some people, listen, I smoked.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
She's like sixty something.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
I smoked and bombing fluid and I smoked citronla candles.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Oh my gosh, that's alla candle thing you told me,
it's poisons, fucking insane, explains everything.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
You Listen. What you gotta do is take you take
a joint that you light it up and you can't,
and you're like, he's light to sit your nolla candle, Okay,
so it smell.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Then you take your allegedly allegedly she's really serving you
some apple pie. Listen, I'm still here. That's why you're
still here. Listen.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
My cousin died in a sleep. He ever did a
talk in his day of his life.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
The fuck that's true.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
That's a shame.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
No, I listen, that's told him you should have enjoyed.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
You know what's crazy is that a friend of mine
has lung cancer, right, and then someone else just said
the third friend has lung cancer and neither one of
them ever smoked. Right. That's that's crazy. It doesn't matter,
It don't matter.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
So I'm smoking my fucking.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
That's one thing I missed. I went with my cousin
a couple of weeks ago. We were somewhere, and I
don't smoke anymore. I used to smoke two packs a
day of parliament, but i'd like wanted to smoke so bad,
like a vape because everyone makes.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
It do that.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Hold on, let me just tell you something rich. I'll
show you a picture. I took that fucking there was
nothing in it though, no nicotine, nothing. I took that thing.
I sucked that ship back so much. When I was
blowing it, Everyone's like wow.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
I'm like, yeah, you're blown. Smoke like a fifty Chevy
were I was.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
So fucking excited and then I was like still talking.
It was like was still coming out. My cousin's like,
aren't your lungs hurting? I'm like, no, man, I miss that.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Listen Christopher, when he was younger, he had uh a
teared duck that didn't work.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Oh okay, when he was a kid, we have a baby.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
So back then they had an operation where they went
in your eye and they put a tube okay, and
stayed in there to get your So when you you know,
you cry or it comes out. So as he was
getting older, I'm like, hey, Chris made him are home
and he could tell you this, And I said, uh,
(38:15):
that thing ever closed up. He's like no, I said,
let's try somethings. Take a dragon a cigarette, man. So
he takes the dragon a cigarette. I said, try to
blow it out of your eyes.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Did it work?
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Yes, listen. Not only did it work. I showed his mother.
I was like, Kim, you gotta check this ship out.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
I'm sure she liked that. She was horrified. Yeah, I'm
sure she was.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
His eyes going to get shut the fuck up. My
dick infected because I jerk it, mean the fuck.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
I fucking love it. All right, We're done with that,
all right, all right, let's try one more person. Let's
just call people. What is it you go?
Speaker 2 (39:16):
All right?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Who should I call? I don't know who you got.
Let's try cardboard cursy. I'm telling you what. We need
everybody to come the hell in here.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Yeah, oh my god, if they're here.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
We got to get everyone in here at one time.
What kind of shows, don't be We gotta get everyone
in here at one time.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
We'll go, we'll go, We'll go around the room, do me.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
We're going to do it. Then we'll just bust on everybody.
We're going to do it. She won't answer. She's coming
on Monday. We should have the show Monday.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
She's probably taping up her box because it's going to run.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Did I show you the picture of myself? I took
a video. It was down in the city a couple
of weeks ago or last month for the Odyssey show,
and uh I saw a cardboard box, brand new. I
put it down on the thing and I was like,
someone take a swear on my life. I'll show you
a picture. How fuck?
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Yeah, I reach Christine.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
You know what to do? Listen to thanks By sounds
like a hooker.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Yeah, you need to answer the phone when we call.
We need you on the radio. So you know we
got a new address for you.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Come on, man, it's brand new. Okay, brand new.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
It's not even any dens in.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
This one right out of the box.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah, come on, she's out, she's done, she's done. Hold on,
let me see what you can call. Let's see your
wife isn't answering. You know what I'm gonna call my
friend Peter?
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Is that is this?
Speaker 1 (40:51):
This is a really really good friend of mine. We
got sober together.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Does he like women?
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Oh no, he's that that's Johnny. Peter's all into women. Yeah,
he's so funny. He's a surfer. He surfed in Costa Rica.
Like I said, we got served together. He's like one
of my does Peter by leave your name number and
a message? Not there? And he's fun He is funny.
(41:19):
He is funny as fuck, all right, he is. He's
got some good fucking stories about everything. I'm not going
to tell all the stories. But when I was having
a really hard time in my sobriety, he was like
completely there for me. It helped me so much. So
when I was down, I was living down there and
(41:44):
with Dick. He calls me up and he says, Shelley,
need you what's the matter. He needs to come over here,
like as soon as possible. It does to matter. Six
Star's army men you're just around.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
That's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
He's like, quick, come down here house.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
They're outside.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
I could see them, so I said to the tip pomp,
I go, I'm out. Don't even give a fuck. Guess what? Goodbye?
I get it, get to his house, knocking on the
(42:31):
door and I go, it's all clear. Everything's okay. They're
not here anymore. I've got the place cupboard where okay,
he goes, okay, retreating. I went upstairs. He's sitting in
his bedroom, Harry, I'm coming here, and he opens I
(42:52):
open up the door real slow, and he's under the covers.
It's okay. He lifts the where are you sure? I'm like, yes,
I go move over. I'm gonna sit with you. Threw
this together, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
So it's like, yeah, it's he's just funny shit. Like
when I get jammed up, he's like, I've known him
for like twenty years and I'm sober twy just had
twenty two years. So he's become like a brother to me,
watch his kids grow up. The whole nine yards. He
would say, Michelle, why don't you come down and just
(43:30):
hang out? And a lot of times he's not even there.
It's just I got a room to stay in. And
the one time I was really jammed up and he goes,
let's go surfing out a surfboard I'd left down at
his house. We went out. No, that's that was someone else,
that's not even that's a but I had a real surfboard.
So we're out there and I'm trying to get my
(43:51):
shit together sitting there and we're sitting on our boards.
We just paddled out and all of a sudden, I
feel something come through my legs. Bye bye, I fucking
grabbed on my stomach. I'm like paddling in and then
I'm thinking I'm paddling No, motherfucker's gonna eat you like
a fucking seal. Yeah, it was like, get the fuck out.
(44:11):
Listen if you got a motor on it now, I
like that, though, not me. All right, we're gonna call.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
You.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Gotta call that the places again. We got to call that.
Do you remember I told you we called all those
massage places. I was here, No, but then I told
you we couldn't get through in the next day. They
are the one thing massage. I'm like, oh my gosh,
thanks rich. Did you see that we're.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Calling you witch?
Speaker 1 (44:45):
She's not answering. Nobody's answering. Answer, nobody's rich. Nobody's answering.
That's why we got everybody in here. We're gonna get
everyone in here.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Oh my god, that's going to be I'm gonna call I'm.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Gonna this person ain't gonna answer. Maybe let's set it up.
Should we do like a Monday? Mondays are cool? Let's
do on Monday?
Speaker 2 (45:09):
What happened that the calendar was here that you don't use?
Speaker 1 (45:12):
I brought it to work because I was putting everything together.
No one's answering, honest, No ways, it's Thursday. That's what
my cousin. You know what we're going to do? Then
Rich look here because I go away. Hold on, let's
let's get off the seventeenth. Okay, let's get off of
(45:32):
this podcast. Let's end it, and then you can tell me.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Thanks everybody, thank you.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
It's the Purge.
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