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Weed Natural Vs. Synthetic CBD Vs THC
Edibles Vs. Smoking
humBOOBid Day * Karokee Kings Wife
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard BARBIEES podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh alright, this is Michelle. Hi.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
What sounds like somebody talking behind you?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Oh my gosh, didn't it? Well, let me just tell you.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
This is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and I'm here with I
guess to co host Karaoke King and Cardboard Chrissy. Anyway,
I am the owner of a nine acre complete you
pull it yard filled with cars, trucks, fans, motorcycles.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh come, you know what? Where the fuck is rich?
He keeps to me so intuned?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Okay, So just check out my website Junkyard Barbie dot
com and you'll see everything about my yard. I do
buy vehicles any condition, they just have to have to
be complete. Like I said, check out my website Junkyard
Barbie dot com and it'll tell you everything about me.
You can also fill in the form to get rid
of your car, and.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
You have to bring your own tools.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
You pull your own parts, and I also have a
wrangler yard where I personally pull all the parts for you.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Best way to get a.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Hold of me is on my Facebook page JYB Michelle.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Also check out all my other media.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
We've got TikTok, we've got Instagram and a shit ton
of Facebook pages and YouTube and then obviously now the podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So let's get to it.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
YouTube's a wonderful thing. You can get a big format.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
On there, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
With them, my friend who does porn says it that
they took him off of there, him and his wife,
and it wasn't and he didn't really No, he didn't
really say anything or do anything.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
There was some por just sexual context talking.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, and that's what we do.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
And my my image is much more explicit than theirs.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
It was.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
There's nothing Yours is a good cartoon image, though it's
not Yeah, that's true too, more cartoony. It's not humany.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
So that was a caricature.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, of course it's. It's provocative, but it's still it's
a cartoon and people aren't offended by that.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
South Park Family Guy, south Park. I love south Park.
I love watching south Park make everybody they do.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
They don't care who you are.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
They don't care who you are.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
You're making fun of them.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Now. I also want to like quick get into something
because I always do the animal rescue.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I'm going to do the little commercial that I have.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
And I also want to tell you that every week
I've been down to Trent Animal Shelter and I want
to thank everyone who gives me things to bring down there.
I don't ask for accolades. I don't get my picture taken.
They keep saying do you want to receive And I said, what,
why would I want to receive it?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
So they're like, yeah, well you can.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Get your tax I said, I do it out of
the condness on my heart, not because I'm going to
make any money back.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
You know what I'm saying. So here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie. Are you looking for
our fiery friend who needs a forever home? Right here
in our community? Local animal rescues are filled with lovable
pets waiting for you. Dogs, cats, all with hearts as
big as their palls, ready to bring joy to your life.
By adopting our fostering, you're not just getting a pet,
(03:35):
You're saving a life. Every adoption helps make room for
another animal in need. If you can't adopt right now,
you can still make a huge difference by donating, fostering
or volunteering at your local shelter. Together, we can ensure
every animal finds a loving home. Visit your local animal
(03:55):
rescue today and let the love begin. Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer,
share people's posts, be a hero for those who need
it most. Your new best friend is waiting. Please micro trip,
please spay, please neuter, please foster. You can definitely foster
(04:17):
and obviously adopt, and always hit the euthanized list first
and the longest residence. And also everybody, you know, they've
got the seniors there that have lived their lives and
have always been good to their humans, and they just
get tossed away, and you know, so really look at
that too. That's really important, especially Christmas is coming up.
(04:38):
Don't be a jerk off and go get a puppy.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, Gode, Yeah go. If anybody wants kittens, I have kittens.
I have kittens that they're outside. There's five of them.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Did you call Joyce's Voice for Cats?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
No, somebody told me somebody in my neighborhoods been trying
to round them up. And then she stopped talking to
us for a while. I don't know why, Like I
could I could talking to I practically have these things
eating out of my hands. She wants to catch them,
fix them, and release them back into where they are
in the wild. But she hasn't done any of that yet.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Who's the woman.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I don't know her name her the wife is dealing
with her, not me.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Well, I would try Joyce's voice for cats. She's awesome.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
She's helped us out at the yard like she's remarkable.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
No, I have to text me the address because I
feed about eight to ten outside cats.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, that's what you should do.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
We actually kitten showed up a couple of weeks ago
and one of the the tow truck drivers came in,
got great guy and he adopted him like immediately. So
as we found them, grabbed them, and then then we
had church that somebody just threw out like an older cat, beautiful.
Oh my gosh. Well I fostered him for two weeks.
(05:43):
I'm not an indoor cat person, but.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
He was fucking cool as shit. It was like a dog.
And then I gave him.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
My sister took him and he's happy as fuck and
he's got a little girlfriend over there.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
So now one of my outside cats comes in, he like,
he like loves with us. He's like our indoor outdoor cat.
He's kind of adopted us as his family. I mean,
he comes in, he makes himself at home on the
foot of our bed. My daughter went out and bought
on my collar and the name tagonamed him Kovu Kovu
from the Lion King.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I never saw that.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
I've seen it before, and I don't know what she's
talking about.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I've seen it when my kids are little.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Right, cob is I don't know if it was a
new cartoony lion King because I don't remember that at all.
From the King.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Have you you never heard of it either?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah? Covid Oh my.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Gosh, seriously Lion King, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
And and what was the name? I gotta look this
to see.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Are you looking it up?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah? I love to look ship up because all right on,
here we go. No worries for the rest of your days?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Is that.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Is that one of the people? No timon and Puma singing?
What are you talking about? Oh? Saying?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
That's how much I fucking know? All right, let's just
get out of fucking animal kingdom.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I like pets, They're good.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah I do so, so hold on.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
There was really something exciting you were talking about when
you came in and we haven't done a podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
By the way, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Rich is on hiatus until twenty twenty six, and there's
just been a lot going on just in business and everything.
So I'm gonna be kicking a bunch of these out.
So there's just going to be like two a week.
So it's whatever you were saying, how karaoke king, you
are going to start.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
A karaoke Yeah, I'm looking to do both. I mean,
I'm worried it for the karaoke, but I'd be open
to doing like weddings or banquets or stuff. I'd people
open to do anything, you know what I mean, because
if you have the equipment, you never know. People are
drinking off they might want to sing, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Alcohol, that's all you need to do is have people drinking.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I only did it once and I was drinking.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Trust I mean, I have tons of videos on YouTube.
My YouTube has been growing slowly maturely, has it. I
have like over one hundred suscribers from getting there. That
is awesomely couple here, a couple there. I think the
cars do better sometimes in the karaoke, you know what, that.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Would be really cool.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
So if we when we start to video this, which
is gonna happen tomorrow, and.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
That'd be cool if you like, did a whole karaoke thing.
We can get people drunk. We get people.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Drunk and then they have to stay over at the studio.
Because I don't let people drink and drive, yes, because
that's funnier. I don't drink, but I think it's funny
when people get fucked up.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Alcohol is an entertaining thing sometimes.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah. That and you can smoke some weed. Are you
high today?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Of course I spoke a little. I spoke. I spoke
like almost a whole bood on the way here. Really,
I wanted to make sure it was nice and chatty.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
You know, people who smoke have really high tolerance for
what for weed? My kids both smoke. They smoke like cigarettes,
like their cigarettes. It's crazy, I know.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
And do they smoke cigarettes too. My son used to
he quit he's bathing. I see so many.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
People smoking cigarettes and weed at the same time. I'm
just not a pot smoker. I'm not gonna sit here
and do bongs, even though I did in the day that.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
It's from the bong.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
You're chatty when you smoke.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Most of the time.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, I thought I was supposed to calm you down.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I'm a very high strong person.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Oh oh, so you.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Think if you're high strung it would calm you down.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
It does eventually, you know what I mean. But like
she said, I mean, I've been smoking for so long
in my life, I haven't advanced because you can go
higher and THHC and all.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, let's talk. Let's talk about that.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
It's I take gummies, you can do. The gummies are great.
Edibles are great. Edibles hit you different than smoking. Edibles
are more like a body thing, like tingly like you know.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
But it doesn't get you high, right, it just keeps you.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
It helps keep me mellower.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I got a scam call. I'll put them on the phone,
I know, but I don't know why it's not.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Hello, This is deepak, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
If you're gonna call me, why don't you say.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Something so sexy, breathe heavy or something shit, Oh my.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Gosh, whatever you tried. Yeah, there is no fun, no
fun with him, so on know what. We're all right?
So you're saying, though, from what I was.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Told, is that there's all different kinds of levels you
can go to the store that just distillery and say, hey,
I want to be fucked up at them my mind.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yes, there's indica, there's sativa, and then hey, I don't
want to feel tingly, just chill, you're a buzz.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Indicaus are in the couch. That's kind of how people
kind of label it. And Sativa's are like uppity and
energy and they help people get productive to get you.
You don't want sativa. Sativas are the energy in the
cause are like down for the night.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
So does it make you get high?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I do? I do get No.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
No, I'm talking about like like somebody normal that doesn't
do drugs.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Or any quad.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
So it doesn't make it doesn't make you get high.
It just makes you calm down and well.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I take two or three.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
So like I like to feel a little bit of
a buzz, but you probably you probably would just take.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
One if you did. I won't do it. But I'm
just asking, like.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
I spoke it, be I see medical benefits in it,
you know what I mean, Not just because they legalize
it for medical reasons anything like that. Back in the nineties,
me and my brother were both like daily the smokers.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Oh yeah, I spoke to him right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
You had to edit him. You had to edit him
all the way out of your thing, and he was
quite entertaining. Let's call him, we can we can. Uh,
Actually he's third shift. I don't want to he's third
shift of worker. He does gas like Phil's cylinders. If
it was a little later, I'd say, yeah, you suck.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
All right, go ahead, mister responsible over there.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
What the hell is I talking about about about the weed?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
But they have like what they have concentrate stuff nowadays.
Like back in our day, we remember hash, you know
what I mean, like black hash.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Or yeah I did it once.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah, ash will fuck your whole day up. But now
the concentrates the wax or whatever, the shat or whatever
they want to call it. That's all like like that'll
knock anybody on the rast. And one head of that
is equivalent to spoken like a whole joint, Like one
hit is equivalent like a whole joint. Now, the weed
nowadays is more potent too, because of the way they're
growing it and the way that they're producing it. Granted,
(13:05):
people like me I still miss like the ship you
get down down the city back in the day, like
Fairholme is earned like back in the nineties was one
of the best places to go to your pot.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I don't know. I never was a it was never
in the weed. It was just made me like this.
I wanted to speed my face off.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah, I like to coke. I like to you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I don't like Colt was one of my favorite too,
my too.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
And you know it's funny because I'm in sobriety and
someone's I guarantee someone's gonna listen and.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Go hoo, can you sit here and talk about the
It's like, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Yeah, we're not telling.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I don't want to do it.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I don't want to do it.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Mushrooms have come a long way too. Like mushrooms, people
use them like they're legal in some states.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
But I heard mushrooms can suck you up. Obviously I
wouldn't have them. I was asking about the weed, not
not weed. But what do they call it?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
What is this.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
CBD?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
What's what's the difference?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
How about that GHC gets you high? CBD just melowsy out.
There's like no THHC. There's very minimal THC content.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
And so is that a gummy too?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
It's like diet pot it's like the other plant.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
But hold on. So, but is that in a gummy.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Absolutely, Oh, so it's time.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
I'm not sure because I just started taking them. But
sometimes they mix it.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Yeah, you can go to.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
So if you go and you can say, hey, I
don't want they will tell you.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Trust me, they have more than enough.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Now it's just spread so like they'll get they'll have
you in there in a headlock for a minute if
you let them.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
They have CBD, like CBD based gummies and THG based comedies,
they both have CBD in them, you know what I mean,
Like the THG has CBD content, but they have just
CBD for people that don't want to hide.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
They don't don't want to high. They just want to
be like they.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Just want the painting away.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
And just be mellow. So there is no high to it.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
No, it's just it helps people sleep, it helps people focus. No,
it's like a elentone almost yeah, almost like melatonin.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Hmmm, okay, it's way better in meloton yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Because sometimes you know melotonin, you take it and then
you feel like shit.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
No, but I have knee problems right now.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
I got the back problem, walking like a cripple over
here and like when I take that at nighttime.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
My whole body just feels like it relaxes from head
to toel.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
And that's the thing. You're not in it to get high.
You're in it right to just feel better.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yeah, yeah, So anyway, I smoke because it makes me
feel better because like inside, you know what I mean,
helps me sleep better. And like there's a downside though
you don't have dreams, we takes away your dreams.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I didn't know, is that true?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Obviously, Well maybe it's just with you.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
No. My brother I was just talking about the one
that he works for gas company so we can't smoke anymore,
like he had to. He had to get he had
to stop smoking to get the job. Past your intests,
and he's like, I'm not going back to it, he's like,
he's like, dude, the dreams I had the first couple
of months, like they were so intense and so vivid,
because you don't if you do, you don't really remember them,
you know what I mean. They're more like probably lucid
(16:07):
dreams when you're high, like you don't really remember them.
But when you're not high, you can wake up with
some apparently some very lucid, very I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Sometimes I don't dream it all and then other times
what happens Sarah does that for me. I'm a little
bit bipolar, so you know, I'm on meds, but that
does it. It's a lot.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Bipolar, but that does that to me. It gives me
a hangover the next day. And I was told that
Sarah Cole is along the lines like something similar to Heroin.
Not but what my people years ago they said that
the way it makes you feel and the way you
not out and ship like that, like it's like similar
in a lot of aspects to Heroin.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
That's what I was told. I don't know it's true
or what, but it messes you up.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
We could look that up because but I.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Want to look It's like it's like a derivative, you
know what I mean. You know how they say, like
just because it's a med you know.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
What I mean, percocets, ox codine, oxy hoot and whatever
you want to call it, heroin, it's it's heroin. It's
okay because the doctor gave it to you, but it's heroin.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
That's funny because we were talking about that earlier.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I'm almost died a couple of times, so I can't
take any of that stuff.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
It's literally, if you take a percocet and you do heroin,
you're gonnailed drug tester. The same thing for an opioid,
it's the same thing. That's real good. But Sarah Quill,
from what are we looking out? Let me look at it,
Sarah Quill. It's either it's either a barbituate or an opioid.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
It's something.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Now.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
When I was in jail a long long time ago,
they would put people on Sarah Quill and we would
call it to Sarah quill shuffle because they would do
a little shuffle over to get it. And then and
then after they were done taking it. Some people were
on such a dose they would just they would just
go nod out somewhere.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Yeah, they increased me to two hundred, and I haven't
taken it yet because the whole next day I get
a real terrible like hangover.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I can't get out of the fog.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
You should break that down because they're probably barring.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Started me at Yeah, they started me out at fifty
twenty five. And then you know, I still can't sleep.
I can only sleep for two hours at a clip.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
All right, So what am I asking it now, Sarah quill.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I don't know what is.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
The anti psychotic? I know that, yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Is it a barbituates an opioid? I mean, is it
like nikeael may cost drifts plants.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
If I take it, I don't go out.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
It is not classified as a narcotic. I'm just telling
you what it's telling me. It's as Sarah quill is
a typical anti psychotic medication. Narcotics typically refer to opiate's
use for pay relief.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
It can cause sedation. Now I was.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
I was on sarah Quill too, remember, and the same
thing years ago, and my kids I would take it
and they would say, Mom, they would come in because
they would party.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Not tell me how parties at the house. And I'd
be like, oh yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
That's why I'm asking about what's the difference between something
natural and something synthetic.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
I would think something natural.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
I prefer natural. I'm not a big doctor guy. I
had over here, you what, I'd assist, it's still there,
still right there. And what happened It was really like
a big, big pimple and I have I've churned. So
I went and I went to a dermatologist, and most
people are like, oh yeah, they're just gonna go cut
it off. They're and go cut off every other in
(19:39):
like ten minutes, fifteen minutes. And I went in there like,
we can't cut it off because of where it is.
It's like right on my juggler and so she is.
So we drained it all the way. It's drained all
the way down to nothing, and it stayed the current
size for like the last month or so. So I'm fine.
I'm not rushing to some some plastic surgeon to get
to get some kind of surgery done if I don't
need it.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Yeah, what are your fucking neck model?
Speaker 3 (19:59):
No, not even.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
I had surgery three times on my neck for assist
because it was like wrapped around in my throat and
they never got the core of it.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
It actually like had a core. It sounds like fucking anion.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
And kept coming out of my neck and possing it. It
was just disgusting. So I actually had a little bit
of plastics on it. Last time I got it done.
I was in my twenties though.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Really, yeah, if I got one, i'd get like, you know,
a necklift, and you know some I would like that too.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Being fifty three socks I'm gonna be.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Sixty, so please all right, and you look amazing. It
doesn't really say anything. Sarah Quell fifty non narcotic.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
It's not sure knocks people on their ass, though it.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Does and that's what it used to do to it,
like when I take it, but or like you can
feel yourself starting to nod out. Yes, that'd be like
my sister would tell me, go to bed, chrissy, go bad.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
It treats insomnia, anxiety, and other mental health conditions. Side effects, though,
include waking and drowsiness.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Yeah, because you get the you get the hunger, like
you get up in the middle of night, you want
to stuff your face.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yeah, you get hungry. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
I try not to keep food in the house because
I noticed that I'm up and like, you get that
feeling like when you take it, and the food tastes
so much better to me.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I don't like.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
My orange soda is like the best orange soda I
ever had my life. And my raisin brand is extra crunchy,
and the raisins.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Taste so plump and fruit. It's the truth. I enjoy
my That's the only time I enjoy my food.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Food tastes so much better on your high, does it?
We went to Texas Road now Saturday night. I got
me my little waitress comes up. How do you want
your steak cooked? I said, I want that some But
still shipping in the field.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
That is so awesome. Still shipping in the field.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Still shipping in the field.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Do you like get that rare?
Speaker 3 (22:02):
I do medium rare? I mean I talk a lot
of shit. I do medium rare, field beings rare. Yeah,
I'll eat it rare. I have no problem with that.
I have no problem with that bloody steak. It's gains
so much flavor. Like I'm not a steak sauce guy.
Like knowing that. And I sit there, I get high
when I get the would you ever eat your dog?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
What the kind of question?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Well, you're eating a cow. It's like somebody's dog. Say
she doesn't eat meat?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Let her go listen.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
I'm only kidding because she still puts meat in her mouth,
like one way or the other. Show that.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
The air bite.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
All right, So what else are we going to talk about?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
We got like eight minutes because this is like the
newest show.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Okay, And is there anything on your mind? You want
to discuss anything? Anything going on? In Fantasy Lands.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
No, I got so much shit going on, but I
think maybe we'll talk. We'll talk about that on the
next show. But I'm going to tell you what we
are going to do. We are gonna call somebody cool.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
We always have to call somebody.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Can't call me. I'm sitting here.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I know.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Gosh damn it.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
I love She calls me and she does the does
the quick hang up, but like you don't know she's
gonna hang up.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I'm like that bitch.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
It's like, hey, listen quick.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
She's like, don't tell nobody. It's part of my thing.
I'm gonna I'll tell you. I'm gonna call. I'm gonna call.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Let's see if my co host rich.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Rich answers, let's see I sat here and did all
this today and it's all gone. Let's try. We're gonna
try Maria first. I'll try her first. She never fucking answers.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Do you know how many people listen to you?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah, and everything? You don't hear it?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Like, what's up with that?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
No, I can't hear it at all. Why isn't it
going through?
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Oh my gosh, I think she fucking.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Answered sons a bitches. Christy I'm gonna call you and
see what happens.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
What's that under my name? That's not me? Oh geez,
I just called my my sister in law. I'm like,
do you have another nickname for me already? Like what? No,
it's Chrissy. What's going on? As usual? You I do
all the time? M hmm. I don't do that kind
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of stuff. Yeah, okay, I'm a virgin, all right. This
is not This is really pissing me off. You know
what happened.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
My phone updated and it's been a fucking it's been
a fucking nightmare because it's AI. A.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I don't want AI. Just leave me alone. I just
don't want it. I don't even know what the fuck
AI is.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
It's seeing it's connecting, all right. It says it's connected.
All right, let's try now, let's try and see if
she answers.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Was it not connected before?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
It says it was connected before too, So I don't
know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
AI is probably the biggest mistake people are making by
putting that crap on their phone and take over the
world and jealous all one day.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
It's not going through held up.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Oh there's ringing, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
But it's not ringing through the phone.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
You gotta plug it into someone.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
There you go. It should have been She's not gonna answer.
Gosh damn it, I think she answered Hello, bitch, fucking bitch.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Hold on, let's let's see if I can if I
can get he will not answer. Oh, Rich, Yeah, I
miss him so bad. I was with him and Maria est.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Let's do answers.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Motherfucker, you know you're doing.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Fucking bitch, son of a bitch, son of a bitch.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
So you know what? All right, now, you've been on
the show before, and Christy you have too.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
What do we always talk about? What do me and
Rich always play? What do we always play?
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Come on, I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
I want to know what's in his ass, though, Like,
what is this going on in the head?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
And that gets me right to what we're talking about
it you don't know this has to do with that
has to do with somebody getting in the ass.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Yeah, so I decided he was gonna ride.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I made him kinked out.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
He's got the blindfold and he's got yeah, he's got the.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Finger up his ass.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Oh my god, ship coming out of the fingers.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
That that's your weirdo Kendall in the middle of the.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
But you're really liking it, I can say.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
I mean last time I was heard of adildo on
the table, I mean up there.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Hanging upside down next to the teller, tubby, tubby.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Dirty little teletubby.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
All right, so we're gonna I don't like.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
The way this sounds, doesn't It sounds like.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
It's echoing a little awkward.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Yeah, yeah, I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Here that better, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Go ahead, go ahead, Hello Christy, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello,
hello hello hello.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
All right, there, you.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Got all right.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
We're probably gonna have to do two other shows now.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
You do know that, right, We'll do shows about whatever
you want.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Whatever. I'm not laughing that much. I'll be honest, you know,
buy your feet up, stomping handle
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard BARBIEES podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh alright, this is Michelle. Hi.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
What sounds like somebody talking behind you?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Oh my gosh, didn't it? Well, let me just tell you.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
This is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and I'm here with I
guess to co host Karaoke King and Cardboard Chrissy. Anyway,
I am the owner of a nine acre complete you
pull it yard filled with cars, trucks, fans, motorcycles.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh come, you know what? Where the fuck is rich?
He keeps to me so intuned?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Okay, So just check out my website Junkyard Barbie dot
com and you'll see everything about my yard. I do
buy vehicles any condition, they just have to have to
be complete. Like I said, check out my website Junkyard
Barbie dot com and it'll tell you everything about me.
You can also fill in the form to get rid
of your car, and.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
You have to bring your own tools.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
You pull your own parts, and I also have a
wrangler yard where I personally pull all the parts for you.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Best way to get a.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Hold of me is on my Facebook page JYB Michelle.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Also check out all my other media.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
We've got TikTok, we've got Instagram and a shit ton
of Facebook pages and YouTube and then obviously now the podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So let's get to it.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
YouTube's a wonderful thing. You can get a big format.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
On there, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
With them, my friend who does porn says it that
they took him off of there, him and his wife,
and it wasn't and he didn't really No, he didn't
really say anything or do anything.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
There was some por just sexual context talking.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, and that's what we do.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
And my my image is much more explicit than theirs.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
It was.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
There's nothing Yours is a good cartoon image, though it's
not Yeah, that's true too, more cartoony. It's not humany.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
So that was a caricature.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, of course it's. It's provocative, but it's still it's
a cartoon and people aren't offended by that.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
South Park Family Guy, south Park. I love south Park.
I love watching south Park make everybody they do.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
They don't care who you are.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
They don't care who you are.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
You're making fun of them.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Now. I also want to like quick get into something
because I always do the animal rescue.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I'm going to do the little commercial that I have.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
And I also want to tell you that every week
I've been down to Trent Animal Shelter and I want
to thank everyone who gives me things to bring down there.
I don't ask for accolades. I don't get my picture taken.
They keep saying do you want to receive And I said, what,
why would I want to receive it?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
So they're like, yeah, well you can.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Get your tax I said, I do it out of
the condness on my heart, not because I'm going to
make any money back.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
You know what I'm saying. So here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie. Are you looking for
our fiery friend who needs a forever home? Right here
in our community? Local animal rescues are filled with lovable
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By adopting our fostering, you're not just getting a pet,
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You're saving a life. Every adoption helps make room for
another animal in need. If you can't adopt right now,
you can still make a huge difference by donating, fostering
or volunteering at your local shelter. Together, we can ensure
every animal finds a loving home. Visit your local animal
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rescue today and let the love begin. Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer,
share people's posts, be a hero for those who need
it most. Your new best friend is waiting. Please micro trip,
please spay, please neuter, please foster. You can definitely foster
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and obviously adopt, and always hit the euthanized list first
and the longest residence. And also everybody, you know, they've
got the seniors there that have lived their lives and
have always been good to their humans, and they just
get tossed away, and you know, so really look at
that too. That's really important, especially Christmas is coming up.
(04:38):
Don't be a jerk off and go get a puppy.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, Gode, Yeah go. If anybody wants kittens, I have kittens.
I have kittens that they're outside. There's five of them.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Did you call Joyce's Voice for Cats?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
No, somebody told me somebody in my neighborhoods been trying
to round them up. And then she stopped talking to
us for a while. I don't know why, Like I
could I could talking to I practically have these things
eating out of my hands. She wants to catch them,
fix them, and release them back into where they are
in the wild. But she hasn't done any of that yet.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Who's the woman.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I don't know her name her the wife is dealing
with her, not me.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Well, I would try Joyce's voice for cats. She's awesome.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
She's helped us out at the yard like she's remarkable.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
No, I have to text me the address because I
feed about eight to ten outside cats.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, that's what you should do.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
We actually kitten showed up a couple of weeks ago
and one of the the tow truck drivers came in,
got great guy and he adopted him like immediately. So
as we found them, grabbed them, and then then we
had church that somebody just threw out like an older cat, beautiful.
Oh my gosh. Well I fostered him for two weeks.
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I'm not an indoor cat person, but.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
He was fucking cool as shit. It was like a dog.
And then I gave him.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
My sister took him and he's happy as fuck and
he's got a little girlfriend over there.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
So now one of my outside cats comes in, he like,
he like loves with us. He's like our indoor outdoor cat.
He's kind of adopted us as his family. I mean,
he comes in, he makes himself at home on the
foot of our bed. My daughter went out and bought
on my collar and the name tagonamed him Kovu Kovu
from the Lion King.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I never saw that.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
I've seen it before, and I don't know what she's
talking about.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I've seen it when my kids are little.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Right, cob is I don't know if it was a
new cartoony lion King because I don't remember that at all.
From the King.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Have you you never heard of it either?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah? Covid Oh my.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Gosh, seriously Lion King, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
And and what was the name? I gotta look this
to see.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Are you looking it up?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah? I love to look ship up because all right on,
here we go. No worries for the rest of your days?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Is that.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Is that one of the people? No timon and Puma singing?
What are you talking about? Oh? Saying?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
That's how much I fucking know? All right, let's just
get out of fucking animal kingdom.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I like pets, They're good.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah I do so, so hold on.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
There was really something exciting you were talking about when
you came in and we haven't done a podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
By the way, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Rich is on hiatus until twenty twenty six, and there's
just been a lot going on just in business and everything.
So I'm gonna be kicking a bunch of these out.
So there's just going to be like two a week.
So it's whatever you were saying, how karaoke king, you
are going to start.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
A karaoke Yeah, I'm looking to do both. I mean,
I'm worried it for the karaoke, but I'd be open
to doing like weddings or banquets or stuff. I'd people
open to do anything, you know what I mean, because
if you have the equipment, you never know. People are
drinking off they might want to sing, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Alcohol, that's all you need to do is have people drinking.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I only did it once and I was drinking.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Trust I mean, I have tons of videos on YouTube.
My YouTube has been growing slowly maturely, has it. I
have like over one hundred suscribers from getting there. That
is awesomely couple here, a couple there. I think the
cars do better sometimes in the karaoke, you know what, that.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Would be really cool.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
So if we when we start to video this, which
is gonna happen tomorrow, and.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
That'd be cool if you like, did a whole karaoke thing.
We can get people drunk. We get people.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Drunk and then they have to stay over at the studio.
Because I don't let people drink and drive, yes, because
that's funnier. I don't drink, but I think it's funny
when people get fucked up.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Alcohol is an entertaining thing sometimes.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah. That and you can smoke some weed. Are you
high today?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Of course I spoke a little. I spoke. I spoke
like almost a whole bood on the way here. Really,
I wanted to make sure it was nice and chatty.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
You know, people who smoke have really high tolerance for
what for weed? My kids both smoke. They smoke like cigarettes,
like their cigarettes. It's crazy, I know.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
And do they smoke cigarettes too. My son used to
he quit he's bathing. I see so many.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
People smoking cigarettes and weed at the same time. I'm
just not a pot smoker. I'm not gonna sit here
and do bongs, even though I did in the day that.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
It's from the bong.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
You're chatty when you smoke.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Most of the time.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, I thought I was supposed to calm you down.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I'm a very high strong person.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Oh oh, so you.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Think if you're high strung it would calm you down.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
It does eventually, you know what I mean. But like
she said, I mean, I've been smoking for so long
in my life, I haven't advanced because you can go
higher and THHC and all.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, let's talk. Let's talk about that.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
It's I take gummies, you can do. The gummies are great.
Edibles are great. Edibles hit you different than smoking. Edibles
are more like a body thing, like tingly like you know.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
But it doesn't get you high, right, it just keeps you.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
It helps keep me mellower.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I got a scam call. I'll put them on the phone,
I know, but I don't know why it's not.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Hello, This is deepak, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
If you're gonna call me, why don't you say.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Something so sexy, breathe heavy or something shit, Oh my.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Gosh, whatever you tried. Yeah, there is no fun, no
fun with him, so on know what. We're all right?
So you're saying, though, from what I was.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Told, is that there's all different kinds of levels you
can go to the store that just distillery and say, hey,
I want to be fucked up at them my mind.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yes, there's indica, there's sativa, and then hey, I don't
want to feel tingly, just chill, you're a buzz.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Indicaus are in the couch. That's kind of how people
kind of label it. And Sativa's are like uppity and
energy and they help people get productive to get you.
You don't want sativa. Sativas are the energy in the
cause are like down for the night.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
So does it make you get high?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I do? I do get No.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
No, I'm talking about like like somebody normal that doesn't
do drugs.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Or any quad.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
So it doesn't make it doesn't make you get high.
It just makes you calm down and well.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I take two or three.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
So like I like to feel a little bit of
a buzz, but you probably you probably would just take.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
One if you did. I won't do it. But I'm
just asking, like.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
I spoke it, be I see medical benefits in it,
you know what I mean, Not just because they legalize
it for medical reasons anything like that. Back in the nineties,
me and my brother were both like daily the smokers.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Oh yeah, I spoke to him right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
You had to edit him. You had to edit him
all the way out of your thing, and he was
quite entertaining. Let's call him, we can we can. Uh,
Actually he's third shift. I don't want to he's third
shift of worker. He does gas like Phil's cylinders. If
it was a little later, I'd say, yeah, you suck.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
All right, go ahead, mister responsible over there.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
What the hell is I talking about about about the weed?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
But they have like what they have concentrate stuff nowadays.
Like back in our day, we remember hash, you know
what I mean, like black hash.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Or yeah I did it once.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah, ash will fuck your whole day up. But now
the concentrates the wax or whatever, the shat or whatever
they want to call it. That's all like like that'll
knock anybody on the rast. And one head of that
is equivalent to spoken like a whole joint, Like one
hit is equivalent like a whole joint. Now, the weed
nowadays is more potent too, because of the way they're
growing it and the way that they're producing it. Granted,
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people like me I still miss like the ship you
get down down the city back in the day, like
Fairholme is earned like back in the nineties was one
of the best places to go to your pot.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I don't know. I never was a it was never
in the weed. It was just made me like this.
I wanted to speed my face off.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah, I like to coke. I like to you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I don't like Colt was one of my favorite too,
my too.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
And you know it's funny because I'm in sobriety and
someone's I guarantee someone's gonna listen and.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Go hoo, can you sit here and talk about the
It's like, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Yeah, we're not telling.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I don't want to do it.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I don't want to do it.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Mushrooms have come a long way too. Like mushrooms, people
use them like they're legal in some states.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
But I heard mushrooms can suck you up. Obviously I
wouldn't have them. I was asking about the weed, not
not weed. But what do they call it?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
What is this.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
CBD?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
What's what's the difference?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
How about that GHC gets you high? CBD just melowsy out.
There's like no THHC. There's very minimal THC content.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
And so is that a gummy too?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
It's like diet pot it's like the other plant.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
But hold on. So, but is that in a gummy.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Absolutely, Oh, so it's time.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
I'm not sure because I just started taking them. But
sometimes they mix it.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Yeah, you can go to.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
So if you go and you can say, hey, I
don't want they will tell you.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Trust me, they have more than enough.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Now it's just spread so like they'll get they'll have
you in there in a headlock for a minute if
you let them.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
They have CBD, like CBD based gummies and THG based comedies,
they both have CBD in them, you know what I mean,
Like the THG has CBD content, but they have just
CBD for people that don't want to hide.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
They don't don't want to high. They just want to
be like they.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Just want the painting away.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
And just be mellow. So there is no high to it.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
No, it's just it helps people sleep, it helps people focus. No,
it's like a elentone almost yeah, almost like melatonin.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Hmmm, okay, it's way better in meloton yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Because sometimes you know melotonin, you take it and then
you feel like shit.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
No, but I have knee problems right now.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
I got the back problem, walking like a cripple over
here and like when I take that at nighttime.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
My whole body just feels like it relaxes from head
to toel.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
And that's the thing. You're not in it to get high.
You're in it right to just feel better.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yeah, yeah, So anyway, I smoke because it makes me
feel better because like inside, you know what I mean,
helps me sleep better. And like there's a downside though
you don't have dreams, we takes away your dreams.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I didn't know, is that true?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Obviously, Well maybe it's just with you.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
No. My brother I was just talking about the one
that he works for gas company so we can't smoke anymore,
like he had to. He had to get he had
to stop smoking to get the job. Past your intests,
and he's like, I'm not going back to it, he's like,
he's like, dude, the dreams I had the first couple
of months, like they were so intense and so vivid,
because you don't if you do, you don't really remember them,
you know what I mean. They're more like probably lucid
(16:07):
dreams when you're high, like you don't really remember them.
But when you're not high, you can wake up with
some apparently some very lucid, very I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Sometimes I don't dream it all and then other times
what happens Sarah does that for me. I'm a little
bit bipolar, so you know, I'm on meds, but that
does it. It's a lot.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Bipolar, but that does that to me. It gives me
a hangover the next day. And I was told that
Sarah Cole is along the lines like something similar to Heroin.
Not but what my people years ago they said that
the way it makes you feel and the way you
not out and ship like that, like it's like similar
in a lot of aspects to Heroin.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
That's what I was told. I don't know it's true
or what, but it messes you up.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
We could look that up because but I.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Want to look It's like it's like a derivative, you
know what I mean. You know how they say, like
just because it's a med you know.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
What I mean, percocets, ox codine, oxy hoot and whatever
you want to call it, heroin, it's it's heroin. It's
okay because the doctor gave it to you, but it's heroin.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
That's funny because we were talking about that earlier.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I'm almost died a couple of times, so I can't
take any of that stuff.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
It's literally, if you take a percocet and you do heroin,
you're gonnailed drug tester. The same thing for an opioid,
it's the same thing. That's real good. But Sarah Quill,
from what are we looking out? Let me look at it,
Sarah Quill. It's either it's either a barbituate or an opioid.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
It's something.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Now.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
When I was in jail a long long time ago,
they would put people on Sarah Quill and we would
call it to Sarah quill shuffle because they would do
a little shuffle over to get it. And then and
then after they were done taking it. Some people were
on such a dose they would just they would just
go nod out somewhere.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Yeah, they increased me to two hundred, and I haven't
taken it yet because the whole next day I get
a real terrible like hangover.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I can't get out of the fog.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
You should break that down because they're probably barring.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Started me at Yeah, they started me out at fifty
twenty five. And then you know, I still can't sleep.
I can only sleep for two hours at a clip.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
All right, So what am I asking it now, Sarah quill.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I don't know what is.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
The anti psychotic? I know that, yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Is it a barbituates an opioid? I mean, is it
like nikeael may cost drifts plants.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
If I take it, I don't go out.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
It is not classified as a narcotic. I'm just telling
you what it's telling me. It's as Sarah quill is
a typical anti psychotic medication. Narcotics typically refer to opiate's
use for pay relief.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
It can cause sedation. Now I was.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
I was on sarah Quill too, remember, and the same
thing years ago, and my kids I would take it
and they would say, Mom, they would come in because
they would party.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Not tell me how parties at the house. And I'd
be like, oh yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
That's why I'm asking about what's the difference between something
natural and something synthetic.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
I would think something natural.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
I prefer natural. I'm not a big doctor guy. I
had over here, you what, I'd assist, it's still there,
still right there. And what happened It was really like
a big, big pimple and I have I've churned. So
I went and I went to a dermatologist, and most
people are like, oh yeah, they're just gonna go cut
it off. They're and go cut off every other in
(19:39):
like ten minutes, fifteen minutes. And I went in there like,
we can't cut it off because of where it is.
It's like right on my juggler and so she is.
So we drained it all the way. It's drained all
the way down to nothing, and it stayed the current
size for like the last month or so. So I'm fine.
I'm not rushing to some some plastic surgeon to get
to get some kind of surgery done if I don't
need it.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Yeah, what are your fucking neck model?
Speaker 3 (19:59):
No, not even.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
I had surgery three times on my neck for assist
because it was like wrapped around in my throat and
they never got the core of it.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
It actually like had a core. It sounds like fucking anion.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
And kept coming out of my neck and possing it. It
was just disgusting. So I actually had a little bit
of plastics on it. Last time I got it done.
I was in my twenties though.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Really, yeah, if I got one, i'd get like, you know,
a necklift, and you know some I would like that too.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Being fifty three socks I'm gonna be.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Sixty, so please all right, and you look amazing. It
doesn't really say anything. Sarah Quell fifty non narcotic.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
It's not sure knocks people on their ass, though it.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Does and that's what it used to do to it,
like when I take it, but or like you can
feel yourself starting to nod out. Yes, that'd be like
my sister would tell me, go to bed, chrissy, go bad.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
It treats insomnia, anxiety, and other mental health conditions. Side effects, though,
include waking and drowsiness.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Yeah, because you get the you get the hunger, like
you get up in the middle of night, you want
to stuff your face.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yeah, you get hungry. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
I try not to keep food in the house because
I noticed that I'm up and like, you get that
feeling like when you take it, and the food tastes
so much better to me.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I don't like.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
My orange soda is like the best orange soda I
ever had my life. And my raisin brand is extra crunchy,
and the raisins.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Taste so plump and fruit. It's the truth. I enjoy
my That's the only time I enjoy my food.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Food tastes so much better on your high, does it?
We went to Texas Road now Saturday night. I got
me my little waitress comes up. How do you want
your steak cooked? I said, I want that some But
still shipping in the field.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
That is so awesome. Still shipping in the field.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Still shipping in the field.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Do you like get that rare?
Speaker 3 (22:02):
I do medium rare? I mean I talk a lot
of shit. I do medium rare, field beings rare. Yeah,
I'll eat it rare. I have no problem with that.
I have no problem with that bloody steak. It's gains
so much flavor. Like I'm not a steak sauce guy.
Like knowing that. And I sit there, I get high
when I get the would you ever eat your dog?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
What the kind of question?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Well, you're eating a cow. It's like somebody's dog. Say
she doesn't eat meat?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Let her go listen.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
I'm only kidding because she still puts meat in her mouth,
like one way or the other. Show that.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
The air bite.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
All right, So what else are we going to talk about?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
We got like eight minutes because this is like the
newest show.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Okay, And is there anything on your mind? You want
to discuss anything? Anything going on? In Fantasy Lands.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
No, I got so much shit going on, but I
think maybe we'll talk. We'll talk about that on the
next show. But I'm going to tell you what we
are going to do. We are gonna call somebody cool.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
We always have to call somebody.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Can't call me. I'm sitting here.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I know.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Gosh damn it.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
I love She calls me and she does the does
the quick hang up, but like you don't know she's
gonna hang up.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I'm like that bitch.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
It's like, hey, listen quick.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
She's like, don't tell nobody. It's part of my thing.
I'm gonna I'll tell you. I'm gonna call. I'm gonna call.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Let's see if my co host rich.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Rich answers, let's see I sat here and did all
this today and it's all gone. Let's try. We're gonna
try Maria first. I'll try her first. She never fucking answers.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Do you know how many people listen to you?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah, and everything? You don't hear it?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Like, what's up with that?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
No, I can't hear it at all. Why isn't it
going through?
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Oh my gosh, I think she fucking.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Answered sons a bitches. Christy I'm gonna call you and
see what happens.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
What's that under my name? That's not me? Oh geez,
I just called my my sister in law. I'm like,
do you have another nickname for me already? Like what? No,
it's Chrissy. What's going on? As usual? You I do
all the time? M hmm. I don't do that kind
(24:46):
of stuff. Yeah, okay, I'm a virgin, all right. This
is not This is really pissing me off. You know
what happened.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
My phone updated and it's been a fucking it's been
a fucking nightmare because it's AI. A.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I don't want AI. Just leave me alone. I just
don't want it. I don't even know what the fuck
AI is.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
It's seeing it's connecting, all right. It says it's connected.
All right, let's try now, let's try and see if
she answers.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Was it not connected before?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
It says it was connected before too, So I don't
know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
AI is probably the biggest mistake people are making by
putting that crap on their phone and take over the
world and jealous all one day.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
It's not going through held up.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Oh there's ringing, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
But it's not ringing through the phone.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
You gotta plug it into someone.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
There you go. It should have been She's not gonna answer.
Gosh damn it, I think she answered Hello, bitch, fucking bitch.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Hold on, let's let's see if I can if I
can get he will not answer. Oh, Rich, Yeah, I
miss him so bad. I was with him and Maria est.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Let's do answers.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Motherfucker, you know you're doing.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Fucking bitch, son of a bitch, son of a bitch.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
So you know what? All right, now, you've been on
the show before, and Christy you have too.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
What do we always talk about? What do me and
Rich always play? What do we always play?
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Come on, I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
I want to know what's in his ass, though, Like,
what is this going on in the head?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
And that gets me right to what we're talking about
it you don't know this has to do with that
has to do with somebody getting in the ass.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Yeah, so I decided he was gonna ride.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I made him kinked out.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
He's got the blindfold and he's got yeah, he's got the.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Finger up his ass.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Oh my god, ship coming out of the fingers.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
That that's your weirdo Kendall in the middle of the.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
But you're really liking it, I can say.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
I mean last time I was heard of adildo on
the table, I mean up there.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Hanging upside down next to the teller, tubby, tubby.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Dirty little teletubby.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
All right, so we're gonna I don't like.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
The way this sounds, doesn't It sounds like.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
It's echoing a little awkward.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Yeah, yeah, I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Here that better, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Go ahead, go ahead, Hello Christy, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello,
hello hello hello.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
All right, there, you.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Got all right.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
We're probably gonna have to do two other shows now.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
You do know that, right, We'll do shows about whatever
you want.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Whatever. I'm not laughing that much. I'll be honest, you know,
buy your feet up, stomping handle
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