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December 9, 2025 29 mins
Dan talks about his Many But Favorite Jeep Wrangler
Jeep Invasion 
Horse Training & Racing at Phila, Delware Atlantic City FLA
Velvet Desire
Adopt Don't Shop
Halloween
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Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard BARBIEES podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
This is Michelle Johncare Barbie and I am the owner
of a nine acre complete you pullet yard filled with cars, trucks, vans, motorcycles,
mower instructors, RVs, boats, and a lot lot more. I
also have a nice little classic car section and a
full service jeep wrangler section where I personally pull all

(00:45):
the parts of myself. Best place to keep me is
on my Facebook page JYB Michelle. Check out my website
Junkyard Barbie dot com because then you'll see all my
other social media on there. Also, there's a tie I
sell your vehicle. We buy any conditioned vehicle. It does
not matter running, not running, smashed, crashed, fire, flooded. As

(01:09):
long as it has everything in there, You're guaranteed the price.
So I'm not going to tell you something and then
us come out or you come in and us give
you a you know, just like people have been doing
a lot of bait and switching, so I don't do that.
Everything goes out to the state. It's taken out of
your name. I'm a licensed PA salver and a salvage dealer,
so I'm also a huge animal advocate. So with that,

(01:35):
here we go. Hi, this is Michelle Junkier. Barbie. Are
you looking for our furry friend who needs it forever home?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Right here in our community?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Local animal rescues are filled with lovable pets waiting for you. Dogs, cats,
all with hearts as big as there palls, ready to
bring joy to your life. By adopting our fostering, you're
not just getting a pet, You're saving a life. Every
adoption helps make room for another animal in need. If
you can't adopt right now, you can still make a

(02:10):
huge difference by donating, fostering or volunteering at your local shelter.
Together we can ensure every animal finds a loving home.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Visit your local animal.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Rescue today and let the love begin. Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer,
share people's posts, be a hero for those who need
it most.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Your new best friend is waiting.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Also, please spay, please neoter, please microchip. When you do
go to the shelters, please please please look at the
euthanized list and the longest residents. Also, please also check
out the senior Stop getting younger dogs and then not
have time, and Christmas is coming, so please don't fucking

(02:58):
get a puppy if you don't have time, because the
holidays are here and people have off and they're enjoying them,
and then all of a sudden, it's like, we have
to go back to work.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
What are we going to do?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
You know, and educate yourself on the breed that you're
going to get. I'm a Rottwiler owner, so he sheds.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
You know.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
If I didn't want a dog to shed, I get
a I don't know what are they a snooker doodle
or I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
I think that's a food.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
But anyway, I have a very special celebrity guest. Celebrity
guest and his name is I actually can't say his name,
but his initials are D B.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
D D. And how come it's not playing? Do you
believe it's not playing?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Unbelieve this happens. If my cousin Rich was here, he'd
be like, yep, that's our.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
It's not working. Hold on, let me check. We can
always do another one. It just played earlier. Ah here
we go on your knee, hands tapped back on his

(04:17):
every wi to me, you break up?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Okay, let's you know we're gonna go dive right into it.
And uh, I really can't say his name, but it's
up to you. We can.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I mean, my name is Dan.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I mean okay, we'll go with that, all right, we'll
go with Dan. All right, Danny, So tell me a
little bit about you.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Can I call you?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Tell you what you call? How about that? We won't
even we'll ask the question. But you know what, it
doesn't really matter what your answer is. But I'm going
to call you.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
But see you hold on, but I know you, So
I call you Danny. Okay, the audience can call you Dan. Gosh,
you are so difficult.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
All the time.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Oh no, what okay, So you're sitting here and what
did you What did you say?

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah? Cool, right, you like it?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
I do.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
I was doing a clean out and that was in
the trash. Wasn't actually in the trash, it was just there.
And I said to the woman, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
I wanted that's a little too close to you.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
There's many sorts near me. I actually have the mallet
that you gave me too. That's over there. You give
me a mallet a year and a half ago.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
One.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah. Yeah, for people, just.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Don't let anybody else get that mallet?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Why it's it's hidden away.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
It's hidden away. So you're a jeep guy for a while.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Now, yeah, okay, you want to tell me a little
bit about what your rock and roll, what you did
rock and roll?

Speaker 3 (05:58):
What youre rock? Now?

Speaker 2 (05:59):
I mean I've TJ's jks.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
You want to talk into the microphone.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Well, I mean, if I have to please.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
You have a really hot voice. You have a sexy one.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
I have a sexy voice.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Okay, whatever I mean.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Now that I hear it, Maybe I do.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
You know that you do?

Speaker 2 (06:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
It's very sexy. You said that woman.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Nobody's ever told me that.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
That black woman said she loved your voice.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
All black women do. Yeah, it gets like they do
a double take. They don't expect me to be a
white person.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Well, you know what, it's very very white.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
It's sexy that she called. That's what she called me.
She said very white white and she emphasized white. And
I was like, oh, hey been called worse.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
And you work out a lot.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
I yees, someone.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Built really good.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Thank you. Yeah, it's hard being thirty five. Why is
it so funny?

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Whatever?

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Whatever you want to say, So tell me about your jeeps.
You kind of went through it. You love the one
jeep you were down at Jeep Invasion Wildwood.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Well, yeah, up in the jeep Invasion.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
But you had a little kid in there. Tell us
about that.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Well that that was an autistic kid that was in
the room next to us. His summer dream that summer
was to ride in a maser R in a Tesla. Really, yeah,
I forget which Tesla model. They stopped. They at Tesla's
you know, like where they do all their testing and

(07:29):
all that, and they made an arrangement for him to
be able to drive in one of the cars with
his dad.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
So the other was to ride in a jeep with
no top or doors and.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
You had a killer ass yee.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
That was yeah, that was my that was my baby.
So I took the top and the doors off and me,
him and his dad took a ride. And yeah, he
didn't want to get out of the jeep. So we
made him a deal. We'll let you sit in the
driver's seat, take your picture, but you got to get
out and walk with us for a little bit. So
he did.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
That's a great extra twel And what kind of car,
I mean, what the what model was it.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
JK, Yeah, fourteen sport sport model that I put a
lot of time and money into to make it. You
know what it was?

Speaker 3 (08:13):
What color?

Speaker 2 (08:14):
What silver?

Speaker 3 (08:15):
An interior was.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Red leather, red leather?

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Okay, specifically why red leather?

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Well, because I let my stepdad pick that's nice. Well,
and my stepbrother, I'm not big on leather and a convertible,
especially with the way I keep my jeep with no
top and doors. Also, and certainly wasn't a big fan
of red. So when I gave him the cut sheet
to order the jeep, I said, you can pick out

(08:44):
the Because he always wanted a jeep, but circumstances never
really allowed him to have one. So my stepbrother pulled
me aside. He goes, you know we're black, right, And
I said no, I said, get out of here.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Your stepfather.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
He says, what you're going to get red leather interior?
I said, get out of you. I said, there's no
way he's going to pick red leather. So a couple
of days later, I stopped back by. I'm going to
order to do I pick up the cut sheet and
sure ship, there's red leather.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Say your brother, I mean your stepbrother was right.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
My stepbrother. Yeah, so he leaned over and he goes like,
I said, we're black, So that's cool. And I liked it.
So it stuck and stayed. But you have that jeep
could talk. It was from here to Arizona, up to
Utah and then back.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Went to Utah in it. Damn. How long did that take?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
The whole trip? I spent about three weeks, four weeks,
almost four weeks, almost a month.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
How long did it take you to get there?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Well, I stopped in Louisiana, stopped in Texas. It took
a while, you know, I really don't. I couldn't even
tell you.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Why did you come back Utah?

Speaker 2 (09:52):
That's pretty cool, I mean because I had to come home,
you know, a kid here. But yeah, once I decided
to move out and leave my ex, it was like freedom,
you know, and I just I'm not on the road,
and I was like, I can just keep going. What's
going to be calling me? Nobody's going to be like
where there are you? What are you doing? Blah blah blah.

(10:15):
So I just kept driving. You're a gypsy, as my
mom would say, a glorified gypsy.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yeah, that's what they call me. Free Will.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, when I was grew up in the racehorse business.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, let's talk about that. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah, that wasn't bad.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
I mean dad was a big deal from when I hear,
I mean he.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
He at some point. Yeah, he did good. I mean
we had at one point probably sixty to eighty horses.
You know, it's cool. Forty to fifty in training, the
rest at the farm. A lot of work, seven days
a week.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
So what exactly, what exactly is it?

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Like, I mean, you can't it's it's its own world.
It's a whole different cars. No. I mean, now, back
in the day, it used to be they would allow
the weather, you know, when the weather got nice to
you know, come up out of Florida, okay, you know,
the lower the lower states, and you know they had

(11:10):
their you know, some would go to Ohio, some would
go to Philly Park, some would go to Delaware, New York.
But you know, for the most part, uh, you know,
everybody looked out.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
For each other and you did a lot of the training.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, I mean, what's that. I mean, it's it's I mean,
it's every day. It's you got to be consistent. Uh,
Like I said, seven days a week, four thirty five
o'clock every morning.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Did so you had to also feed them. Did you
do the stalls, like clean the stalls? So you did
all of that plus train Wow.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Galloped horses. I worked on the starting gate, you know,
later horses in the gate for the races.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
You said that was dangerous. You said something had happened
to you one time.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Oh yeah, a lot's happened to a lot. I mean
that's you get hurt. You can get hurt, yeah, if
you're not paying attention. But you know, it's it's like
anything else, you know, riding a horse, you can get dropped,
get hurt. You know, I've seen a guy get paralyzed,
got thrown head first, really good friend of mine, Orlando

(12:11):
and of Forbes. I mean, we didn't even get the
ambulance out there and he was already. I can't feel
my legs, oh gosh, from the waist down. Yep.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
It's not a joke.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
No, it's no joke.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
No. My cousin says that because I rescued a horse
and a pony and she just got kicked the other
day on her leg. And I said, every time we'll
go out to Oklahoma or you know, to all these
places because they train horses, and then they show them
and oh, you should do western and then some girl fell,
Oh you should do this, and.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Then they fell.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
I'm like, nope, it sounds all good in theory, but
they're I don't want to get kicked and killed.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
That can happen.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
I mean, and you've gotten fucked up.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Oh yeah, I've broken quite a few.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
What's the worst thing that ever happened?

Speaker 2 (13:00):
When I was twelve? Okay, yeah, drug down the racetrack
about eighty yards, broke all my ribs on the right side,
my appendix burst, hip was dislocated, and I had multiple
contusions on my head and I literally died on the racetrack.
They revived me on the way to the helicopter, and
then again landing coming into the emergency operating room, I

(13:23):
flatlined again. And then I was in the hospital probably
about three or four months. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Oh, I think you told me about so young? Is
this when you went.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yeah? Yeah, I went home. So you know, they told
my mom they said, if you're a religious person, I
would make arrangements because there's a good chance he won't
make surgery.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
And my Mom's like, you don't know him. And then
I've made it through surgery. Yeah, but you know he
still has to make it through that. That'll determine a lot.
Made it through the night. I never wouldn't walk right
again because of my hip, wouldn't run, wouldn't do shit
do that they had the day we left the hospital,

(14:14):
we got to the door, I got up out of
the wheelchair. My mom said, go to the car, got
to talk to your doctor. So I started walking and
she says, as a matter of fact, she goes run
and I sprinted to the car and she turned around
and she gave the doctor both of her middle fingers.
She said that man was going to be right about something.
He said whether when you didn't die, then it was

(14:35):
going to be you know this that So yeah, he
hates some serious crow on that one.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
And I and I hate to see that say this
because I know we talked about not talking about this.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
But first of all, thank you for your service.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
And the thing is this, we're not going to get
into it, but for somebody to sit there and say that,
and then you having to do like fifty miles or something,
and you still like we had a competition the other night,
fifty push ups. I said I could beat you and
I only did.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Oh, I think twelve.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Why did they even get there twelve?

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Now you did three? Three?

Speaker 3 (15:11):
I was done, and you did fifty within.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Thirty eight seconds? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Was it thirty eight?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:16):
I mean it was I'll tell you what you were
jamming on it. So for somebody to sit there and
say something, that's why they call it practice.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
I mean they don't what's that practice? Like family practice?

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Do they even know anything? One hundred percent?

Speaker 1 (15:35):
No? Now, look at you, yep.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
I mean I've been through a lot, but you know,
some people are built for it, some people aren't.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
I think you're built for it.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah, I'm done being built for it? Though?

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Are you you're tired?

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Not tired? But you know, I could I need a break?

Speaker 3 (15:56):
What kind of break do you need? Just kick out?
Or we both said it, jenks, Yeah, is that what
you want to kick? Kat bar No? No, are you
kind of tired though?

Speaker 2 (16:09):
I'm tired now right now? Particularly I am.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Right the second Okay.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
No, I mean I got I got a lot left.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
We can always do another podcast.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
We don't have to, yeah, because I do have to
get down the road.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
I know.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, it's okay, thank you for coming though, absolutely, I
mean I know I did.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
I had to bring in your money.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Oh my gosh, you know what, this is unbelievable. You're
you're like throwing it just out there like that's okay,
I'll take it, thank you.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
I do have a question. Could you help me though
on that transfer case?

Speaker 2 (16:52):
I can proply? I mean, what's what's your what year?

Speaker 3 (16:55):
It's the o A j K, here we go again, JK.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah, I know a lot of people kind of steer
away from the seven to eleven eight?

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Yeah, because they suck.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, that was the feeling out stage of the foot doors.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
The trans though, was good, and so was the The
motor was bad. The trance was perfect condition. It's the
transfer case. I just needed to do something with it.
If you can't, you can't, I mean.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Around, I mean, how much do you want for.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
I feel like this is a bargaining something.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Now, you tell me what you want, that's what I
what do you think? I don't know. I've never really
had to buy a transfer case. I've never had Okay, I.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Mean all right, I guess we'll talk about it.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
I mean ten bucks, ten bucks.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
I pulled that motherfucker. I wasn't that wasn't an easy task.
Pulling that because I did it on the ground.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Isn't this Name your Price?

Speaker 3 (17:56):
You love that game?

Speaker 2 (17:58):
I don't know. That's the only game that I know
that you have.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Well, you can still love my game. This young kid
came in and I did it to him. He didn't realize.
He goes, I love when you please Name your Price? Day,
And then he came out and now that I'm playing
Name your Price?

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Cool?

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah? Is that all you have?

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Watch you don't cross any boundaries there with the law,
you know, little boys?

Speaker 3 (18:21):
What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (18:22):
I'm just saying that is so fucked up right now.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
We don't go for that here. And I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
I gotta tell you something. We put on blast somebody
and I don't care. I'm gonna throw it out there.
His name Sean Burke. I forget what he's in county.
I think they're moving on to state. I'm not sure
he's doing like fifteen to twenty five. And then there's
somebody else who there are times are coming.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
I told you if I if I found out I
had thirty days to live, I'm starting at the top
of the list the nastiest offenders, and I'll just start
wiping out the sex offenders.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
I personally don't see though, why we let them live
because they're never going to change.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
There won't a lot of them even admit that. They
admit that, you know, they it's just it's a it's
a sickness.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah, you can't rehabilitate somebody who everyone's to cut off
his dick but his head's still there.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, you know, and then it eventually is going to
end up into something really bad happening because now they
you know, they can't let this kid talk kind of situation.
But yeah, I just don't understand that they there's no
room for somebody like that, you know, especially you know,

(19:33):
a kid. That's it's I mean, let alone, unthink forcing
yourself on any woman or kid, you know, boy whatever
it's But yeah, the ones that can you know, five
six years old, seven years old, like even they don't,
they need to die, like it's just they need to
be done.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
And you're very passionate about because you were talking about
it earlier in that Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
I know. It's close to my heart too, That's why.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, there's a reason why I feel that strongly.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
And I think too, if somebody comes to the police
and they at least voice there, you know, concern or
something that happened to them. You don't dismiss it, you
look into it, which is exactly what happened with somebody
extremely close to me. I talked about it, and they
dropped the ball twice. They went to them to the
police and said, hey, I'll wear a wire. He had

(20:30):
all these other people going in and they didn't do
anything about it. And then like forty five, almost a
year later, they came to the house. A year later, yep,
after three four other girls, young young girls went and
then they came here and I was like, I told him,
I'm like, your pieces of shit. You didn't listen and

(20:53):
you let all these other girls get molested and abused
from a very prominent they it was a psychiatryst or psychologist.
So they would go there looking to get help. Yeah,
that's that's the worst kind of Oh gosh, yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
You know, they go there, like you said, looking for help,
and they take advance full advantage of.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Big time and young girls. Mhm.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
But yeah, yeah, there's no there's no place for them
in the realm.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
It's just not absolutely not. Well, I'm really happy you
love this song. So here's my thing you turned me on.
Now I'm addicted to this. What is it called velvet
velvet desires?

Speaker 2 (21:39):
There's a whole There's more than just them. There's a
couple other really good ones too.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
I always look for new music, different music that nobody's
listening to, you know, something with a good beat, and
then you happen to you know, three or four of
their songs are really.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Good, the ones you sent me. Just take it.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Yeah, it's the other one, hand on your throat.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
I knew we were going to go here. I knew
we were going to go here.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Begging whimper. That's the one that's playing now. But just
take It's a really good one, began whimper.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Just take it. I really really like obey. But you
something that obey.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
I can't remember exactly the full title.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
See what that is? Now? I heard this is a
I This isn't even anybody? Is that true?

Speaker 2 (22:28):
I couldn't tell you if it is a good job,
good job, I just can't. I just don't understand why
they would, you know, create the the people even if it.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Was a no, it's not coming up, which you can't.
I'm trying to look for.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
You're not looking for violent. It's velvet.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
I have velvet.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Okay, hold on, hold on, here we go. Just take
a cave in begging, whimper hand, ride me dark, bend
to me, take me hard, holy ship, choke hold me
no oh bag, Here we go. And you actually brought

(23:19):
this up to me to try to do music on here,
so thank you for that.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
And I don't know why it's not playing because you
wanted to. We just listened to.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
What you had. All right, Well we're gonna have to
go back to I just have to say this one
last thing. We never we never stopped. This has to
be in every show.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Do you know that?

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Do you know who this is? Everyone? Does?

Speaker 2 (23:54):
I remember the song.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Get your dick out of me? It hurts? It does?
You have no idea it did? All right? You know what?

Speaker 2 (24:13):
It is kind of impressive.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
What's impressive?

Speaker 1 (24:16):
It's not every time that is a topic that is
brought up here, And it's not the last time everybody
came the last show.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Impressive? Is that? What's that what you're saying? That's what
I said. I said it is impressive, and you said, no,
it's actually not. It's a topic that's brought up quite
a bit so what.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Now on that On that note, we're just gonna so
it's not impressive. It is impressive. And you know that
because you've been talked about on here.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
So I don't have not have not.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
You have not listened.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
I don't listen.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
They're going to listen now.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
I mean maybe.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
I mean, well, you know what I want. I want
you to come in with all my other friends.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Do you want me to whatever you'd like to do?
Here we go?

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Do you want me to.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
I want lots of things.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Well, then I won't. It was like waiting.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
You're such a dick.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
It's like when I hang up.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Oh you did that?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Not didn't talk to you for a week because I
was really busy though I had nothing to do with that.
That's that actually is funny, though it is. I remember
the first time you did it, and then you did
it six months ago.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
I think it was, you know, and you go.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Because actually the first time that we had talked in
a while. Yeah, I had to remind.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
You, you know, yes, and you go remember this? And
I hung up, I said, mother fucker.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Bastard. I was pretty good. Yeah you're funny.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
I try, Yeah, you do try when you're six things
in your bathroom and try to scare me.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
And then throw those pop things.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
And the one time I came in, I go to
the bathroom and I'm thinking, oh, everything's great, and as
I look over.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
In to the shower, it looks like there's a head there.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
There was a head there.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah, there was a head there.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
And then as I scream, I jumped up on the
toilet and it exploded.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yes, And I was like cursing.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Like, oh my gosh, you put spiders everywhere. He thinks
you think you're funny.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
No, I don't think I'm funny.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
You are funny clever.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
You know, I amuse myself.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
I get amusement out of amusing yourself. I get it.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Hearing you scream, like you know, I know you do
like three times, three different things. You know, the head,
the spider, and then the explosion. You know, like keeps
you on your toes. You just never know what's going
to happen.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
I don't in the door, there's a you.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Know, something ready to grab you hanging up.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Do you remember that one time what that you had
that clown? I was came over for my birthday and
it like attacked.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Me or something.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
It was just there waiting for you.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
It attacked. If I say it a cacked.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
It leans around and laughs.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
And you know that is the creepiest fucking thing ever.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
I gave it to Vinnie, buddy of mine, Vinnie cousin.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Vinnie, Yeah, ah, did you like it?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Vinnie Mark the guy that will let you borrow your
own leaf blower?

Speaker 1 (27:22):
That guy, Yeah, I'll sell it to you if you want.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
I already bought the motherfucker once. The fucking number are
you talking about?

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Like, oh my god, that is so funny.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
He's the same one that said, do you need a
full sized water heater for your house? And I was like, well, actually,
yeah I do. And I said why. He guys, well,
I'll tell you what. Come back after it gets dark.
And I said, why do I have to wait till
it gets dark? Well, we gotta go over to this place.
And I said, nah, man, Vinnie, I said, you got
too much ship with you. I said, I can't get

(27:57):
caught up in that ship. We'll go over in the daytime,
will knock on the door, and then if we can't
get it that way, I don't want it. You know,
he wants to go in there. You know, saws all
in hand.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Yeah, he wants the excitement of doing it.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, well he don't have all that excitement he wants.
I got to taste of job. I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Yeah, that's right, you were in jail.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Yeah, but yeah I don't need to.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Uh you don't need to experience it again. No, not
at all, want and done.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Yeah, yeah we're good.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
I don't want you to be Tim Robbins.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
I would walk around with I would ship my pants
every single day, like you want it. That's what you
gotta deal with, right there.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
That's actually that's smart, and smear it all over my myself.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
All over me, your pianists.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
I'd rather be known as the ship ball than fucking
asspand it.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
We're going to talk about that.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
No, no, no, no, don't get here.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
No, I am getting dab elector on here.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
She's the best, and you know what on that one
because I know you have to roll out.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Of here and I can't see. Here we go, here
we go.
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