November 25, 2025 • 24 mins
My Niece Veronica talks Dental Hygentist & Working at Starbucks
Prostate Cancer
Penis Pump
Camp Hill Prison
Donny has meltdown over his prostate
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Animals
Bank Robbers lol
Crazy
Fun
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Prostate Cancer
Penis Pump
Camp Hill Prison
Donny has meltdown over his prostate
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Bank Robbers lol
Crazy
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Testing.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard Barbies podcast. Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and
(00:25):
I am here with my celebrity co host Donna.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Who are you talking to? No way man celebrity. Oh
she's been playing this. Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
And on the other side of the spectrum is we
have sweet and we've got we've got nasty and uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, and uh this is my cousin Dobbs. So here's
Hannah every mother. Yeah, that's done. That's done.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
We'll move you was out again.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
That's pulp fiction.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
So now, if this is the first time you're listening,
I am the owner of a nine acre complete you
pull it yard filled with cars, trucks, fans, motorcycles, mowers, tractors, boats,
all kinds of stuff, a little.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Classic car section.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I also have a jeep Wrangler section, which is a
full service that I personally pull all the parts from.
So I'll get into that. I'm finished stripping this thing,
this motherfucker anyway. For if you want to check out
my Facebook page JYB Michelle.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
It's the best place to get me on.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Also check out the website Junkyard Barbie dot com gives
you all the information on the yard. There's also a
tab there that says, you know, sell your vehicle, fill
out the form, give us a call, or we will
call you and I pay. What I say so is
long as everything's there that's documented, you're you're gonna get
(02:04):
that money. We're not gonna you're not gonna bring it in,
or we're gonna pick it up and try to give
you less. So I also pick up abandomed vehicles and.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, you do it all all No stolen cars, what
the okay?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Now, we're no cars that come in with maybe die
packs in them, because you know, if.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
There's any shady cars forget her called me a couple
of Russians.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yea, now this is this is my cousin.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Here you go here, come stops here, it goes hold on, yep,
that's him. Yeah, he's telling me about being bad and
he's the one that's bad. Let's get into the animal
rescue commercial because everyone knows it's the most important thing. Hi,
(02:57):
this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie. Are you looking for urry
friend who needs it forever home? Right here in our community,
local animal rescues are filled with lovable.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Pets waiting for you.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Dogs, cats, all with hearts as big as their palls,
ready to bring joy to your life. By adopting our fostering,
you're not just getting a pet, you're saving a life.
Every adoption helps make room for another animal in need.
If you can't adopt right now, you can still make
a huge difference by donating, fostering or volunteering at.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Your local shelter.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Together, we can ensure every animal finds a loving home.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Visit your local animal rescue today and let the love begin.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer, share people's posts, be a hero
for those who need it most.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Your new best friend is waiting.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Also, please say please neuter, microchip and you go to
the rescues shelters, please look at the euthanized list first
and the longest residents. It's so important. Also, let's push
this seniors. There's so many seniors in there. They've you know,
they've been great companions. And some of these dogs are
(04:15):
not in their animals, you know, because their owners wanted it.
There's a lot of hard times going down on people
and it's very difficult.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
So and some.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
People actually a friend of my cousins. He's somewhere and
he can't keep his.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Dog at facility, but he has the dog. He's in
a kennel until it gets out, which will be that's
pretty cool. And he pays the money. He makes sure
that jail everyone. This is one heck of the family.
(04:56):
What did I step into?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
He he's serious, man, Like I'm not real big animal
activists like you, Michelle, but you know it's not.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
But it's Look, he's in. He's in the cattle man.
We got freedom.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
But he's he's not. He's not somewhere where He's not
gonna be bru do you know what I mean? Like
they're gonna come pick him up. He's just in a
situation just like I was when I lost my house,
my business, car, like I had nothing left, and I
was lucky enough that somebody took my roddy Danielle for
(05:37):
six months.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
We got to see her anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
We snuck her into the house that we were running
and I wasn't allowed to and then the bitch nuts
store said something because it's a.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Rottwiler is so dangerous. So I was lucky enough.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Some people are not, you know, I know like in
the latest two years, I started watching this this program
on you know about it right, It's called Savage Kingdom.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
It's a that geo.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
It's one of those in depth not geo documentaries, wildlife
documentaries that they didn't that they've done it. It's centered
than the Akavango Delta in Africa. Hyenas have a bad rap.
But if I could have a chance, and you know,
if it could be possible to have it, you know,
like a real exotic pet.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
I take a hyenas, make a.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Bite a cute like a bull bull. They can crush that.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Really, It's like these people had Chimps's pets and then
they turned already took her face off.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You're a bitter face off. It's like, yeah, that one. No, no,
that's a hyena. That's my god, go kill you.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, they'll be laughing the whole time.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I had a conversation with somebody and he was like, oh,
the lion or something that I kind of like hyenas,
And he's like what, I'm like, they're kind of cute.
I can't explain it, you know what I mean. That's
just how I feel about it.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
MSIC is not like pet I ever had was my
auntshole dope boyfriend. We had a Burmese python that was
eight feet long. We got her so cool. Yeah, you
say that it's your.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
To feed her.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
No, no, but when I got her, when I did
get rid of her, she was She could stretch out
in our living room, which is twenty two feet long,
and she could stretch out end to end.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
The snake did not eat mice. She ate full grown rabbits.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Right.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Fuck that fuck that fuck that you what?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Man?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
That was fucked up. I mean I had to have
a respect, but yeah, she was. It was getting to
the point where we then my husband could not bring
his young daughter over because the snake can't kill.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, I mean we got dog.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Yes, and do it in a way where you don't
even know we had get.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You kill like like grown adults. Man, that's awesome, right.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It probably could. Like she was.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
I have pictures on me like lifting her up over
my head when I was when she was only like
eight ten twelve feet long, and then actually got a
figure of my arms coming down.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Like the next year. The next year was like this
because I couldn't even start her.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
From she was as round as big as my thigh
and when she stretched. Now, she was about sixteen feet long,
but she could stretch out to the end of the
end of our living room, which was twenty two. So
she wanted to stretch out. She could stretch out another
couple of feet. Yeah, it just got to be she
had to be vicious near the end. When she was
eight ten, twelve feet long, she was pretty cool. But
(08:37):
when she got like sixteen, she would come up to
the window. Now we had her into a typical closet
and we put a sliding glist or on their heat lamp.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
We put a branch in there for water. Yeah. I
wall papered it so it looked like it was a jungle.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
It was cool.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
It was really cool.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
But she would come up eight feet and bang, bang,
bang at the glass getting to you because she was hungry.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I'm like, fuck this, no.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
This, I'm done with. Say I'm done.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
And so my brother in law met somebody in a
bar who's like looking for a female for me, and
he's like, my sister in law has one guy came over,
tapped on it. Hey, pretty girl, I like a clockcase,
reached and grabbed or put in the plowcase and was
going I was like, holy fuck.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
The kid that was with him was like, yeah, my
dad has monitor lizards too.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
I'm like, oh no, that's a nice exotic pet. No snakes,
they don't belong in this environment. They're not good pets.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
No friend I had sal yeah, and when he passed,
he had I don't know what kind of snake.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
It was real and it was me, oh yeah, they're nasty.
And he behoothed it. What does that be? Whatever?
Speaker 6 (09:47):
And this somebody big queful que.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Okay, he willed it. He willed it to me.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
So it was like, oh, you have to take it.
I love sALS so much. It's the whole nine yards.
And then someone said, like you said, are you going
to feed it? And I went fuck.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Well, like the little said that, now I could not
even know.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yeah, if it don't have it ain't well.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
You could get a small like ball python. They eat
crickets and small mice.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
No little garden.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
These are these are like a small they're still a constrictor,
but they're only like they get like five six feet
on really ball pythons.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Picture I'm picturing your like holding and the next year right,
and then the last picture Jesus a snake.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
It's all wrapped around.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
How sexy that would be their with your boobs and holds.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Fance, We took nudes to me with the snake, Samantha. No,
we never did.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
No money.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I thought we did.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
It just didn't turn out well because I was trying
to get her so she her face will look at me.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
It's like, yeah, the snake's not doing it.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
She's just not And there's no there's no good sounds
of snakes can't fight snake sounds.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
They don't make a whole lot of noise. They're pretty quiet,
believe it or not. Oh, hold on, I found something.
Oh my fucking sound bites, hod on, here we go.
You should see the base on this thing is bare ass.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
That's it. That's it. Well, this one, I have this
one though, this is my favorite. Then you're really Do
you know that that's a chimpanzee?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
No making that noise?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yep? Do you have one of foxes? Foxes make the
most fun. Yeah. It sounds like a woman screaming.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I thought sometimes.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Last night, Michelle, I can't tell.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Oh that's mine, arm stop.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I got my little cousin in here. And you know what,
Dobbs he sometimes stays with me. He sometimes doesn't. He's
all over the place, and you know, I love him.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
To death, but he pisses me.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
It's like it's a little brother Like we'll sit here
bicker and then I'll be like, when you've got me
some coffee, and then he comes back with a fucking Starbucks.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Really, motherfucker, I don't have any monarch. All right, let's
do it. Let's do a prank.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I'm gonna call somebody. We're gonna call fucking Judy. This
show almost killed me in a car. True story, True
fucking story, thinking.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
That we're gonna call this verson. Alright, hold on, here
we got we're calling the High Speed We're.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Calling the high my nose and all right, we're calling
the high Speed chase guy. Let's see if he answers,
because Vince is Vince figured this out for me.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
It's so simple.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
It was all mute.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Michelle is his karaoke king. What's going on? Can you
talk a little bit?
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Yeah, I'm in the middle of trying to download some
stuff from my venture.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Okay, guess what, fuck him, he's off. If you can't
have a good time to talk, I'm not talking. No,
it's my ware. All right, let's call somebody else. I
love to call people. All right, let's see, Uh, let
(14:21):
me see, let me see.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I don't know who to call. I know I'm going
to call. I have a friend that I.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Would love to call, and he's so serious about stuff.
He's like, I can't be on like I can't be
on here someone. So I was like, all right, well,
don't you just talk like hello?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
My name's cool.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
No one ever answers when I call nobody. It's a Thursday,
all right, fuck her too. Everybody's dead. Oh no, she's somewhere.
I know where she's at. Okay, she can't answer. But anyway,
don't want to say anything, Donnie, because if not, I'm
turning this. Fuck we're going and we're going to go
right to the next guest.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Who is He doesn't know what we're listening to. You'll know.
You'll know when you hear father com yo.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
He's going to be as soon as we're done this, because,
like I said, this is all new. We're just trying stuff,
you know, putting little teasers out there.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Donnad would you call him? That's the way to put them.
Donna's out a teaser. She's a pleaser. Yeah, No, I'm
definitely not a pleas Oh yes, I'll ask your husband. Wow.
All right, let's say somebody else. You know, dobbs, there're swingers.
You want to jump in with them? He can't. He's
(15:57):
a Christian. Oh yeah, I mean.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
If if it was like five years ago, five minutes ago, well, no, who.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Is the friend? Who's the friend that was on Hustler?
Speaker 4 (16:08):
That's yeah, yeah, I got something I got to say
about that.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
All right, hold on, I got to say something to
Okay pur music.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
What so my uncle lou right growing up he had
stacks Hustler.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh my god, yeah I'm talking about Oh yeah, he
was ridiculous, my cousin.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
So yeah, it's all our uncle.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
So when I was younger, I would like, you know,
nine ten, I would grab a couple of you know,
let me take them to my friends and you know,
look at.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Him of course. Hold on, uh, oh girl, what's up?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
What leave?
Speaker 8 (16:56):
I can't find my key?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
My keys are during the car. I'm going to go
meet Okay, Well, I just want to tell you that
I loved you.
Speaker 8 (17:05):
Oh I love you too.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
You're on my podcast, sweet peace? Yeah? What say hi? Yes?
Speaker 8 (17:17):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Did she just say?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Well?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
So you have my very good friend. Donnie here, Hello,
who's a porn star? And then and then I have
Donnie over here? Donnie sweet and sour?
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Hey you, So.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Do you want to talk about school or Starbucks hygiene?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Stop girl?
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Starbucks? They just came out with their holiday stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Don't come in fu start bus, Donnie. We were just
talking about it, do you know how like disappearing? Donnie's
(18:15):
always like I don't have any money, and then he
comes back with like a large. He's like, this is okay.
He's like this. First it used to be can you
just get me a large?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Now I was like, can I please have a Venti
latte with old milk and karmel with a drizzle of
this and that?
Speaker 8 (18:32):
And raise prices?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Why what do you mean? They raised their prices?
Speaker 8 (18:43):
They raised their prices? So now Aventi is like, I
don't know seven something, Wow, fuck that ship. Yeah, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
So Donnie can't get your own coffee.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
I can't afford you anywhere now through your.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Own yeah mm hmmm. So what else is going on?
You hate work though she hates it.
Speaker 8 (19:08):
I hate work, but I'm also I don't want to
get fired.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
No, you don't want to get fired. No, no one
knows that we're talking to.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
What do you think? What do you think?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
You know?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
This is like people of million people listen to this,
like probably.
Speaker 8 (19:24):
Five uh yeah, no one that goes to Starbucks.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I'm sorry because they have Why are you sorry?
Speaker 8 (19:37):
I was apologizing to him.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Oh you know what, I got to tell you something.
Speaker 8 (19:41):
I love you, I love you.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
All right, I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
We've got ten minutes, ten seconds, and then we're done.
That the one that was Va, that was Veronica, her father, Yes,
it was v that's my niece.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
I love her, the whole family in here. Oh you
have no idea.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
And you know what we didn't talk about last time,
and he never not comes on the show. So I
went out with this guy and he had a fucking
penis pump. So I played this constant is dedicated the
pump pomp.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Fucking thing away. Good luck with you knew what your
ding sucks. You know, we were talking about that too.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I said, I should have gotten the porn of word
because he because he had to have the pumpy, had
prostate cancer.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Cancer not come on and I got it.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
I gotta go checked man.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
So anyway, yo, I think Tony's into that. Why are
you messing with.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
I just got to put my head somewhere and then
close my eyes.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
And oh, because he didn't he didn't want to hear
what I had. So yeah, it was gross.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
It was gross, constantly paying I don't I don't care
if you have prostate cancer.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
If I wasn't with him.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
He probably would have died because he never had sex. Yeah,
And I was like, I was like, dude, you're getting
hard and I know it's not me right right. And
then he went to the doctor. I said, I think
something's wrong to the doctor.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Shut up. Do you know the things he's done? All
of a sudden he is there. I'm scared.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Really, please, I'm paying a lot.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
If you're paying a lot, go get your pross checked out.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
The last time I got last time it was over
ten years ago and it was in Camp Pill.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
It was in Camphill prison, and you had to to
get a don or not. I think you for you.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
I think they're supposed to do it.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I'm not right ready to hear that. But it's donny,
it's a robbery.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Go ahead, No, I'm gett I'm scared. Still I'm scared straight.
Well I've been straight.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
You were scared straight? Would have kept going back to prison?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
No, I'm I'm talking about cancer.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Fuck that, man, it's too much.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
I can't afford it.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
I hope everybody can hear my husband being a wise
ass and the panis.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Let me call my gay friend.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
They make a good litte man. I ain't gonna one pump,
one pump.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
Peah, I can see, I can see.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Oh yeah, no, it's like that. He would do this.
Here would be his balls, I'm gonna okay, and then
all of a sudden it like this.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
Did he have like something that actually went over his cock,
like a metaw a plastic thing.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
What did it look like?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Is?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
What did the peanuts pump look like like? Powers? You
know it's in the balls and the screwed.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Oh, it's like internal and he would grab his balls and.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
To like you could feel it. It was so gross. I
keep telling this. I pretend I was asleep. I'd hang
out with his kids. It was gross. You pissing my mouth?
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Oh that wasn't so gross going into that water sports, Okay,
where did that come from?
Speaker 7 (24:08):
Going pissing my mouth?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I'd be like listen, we gut in the showering. Oh
my god, I swear I find that, and.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
You know what, on that one, we're out
Speaker 2 (24:24):
F
Testing.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard Barbies podcast. Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and
(00:25):
I am here with my celebrity co host Donna.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Who are you talking to? No way man celebrity. Oh
she's been playing this. Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
And on the other side of the spectrum is we
have sweet and we've got we've got nasty and uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, and uh this is my cousin Dobbs. So here's
Hannah every mother. Yeah, that's done. That's done.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
We'll move you was out again.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
That's pulp fiction.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
So now, if this is the first time you're listening,
I am the owner of a nine acre complete you
pull it yard filled with cars, trucks, fans, motorcycles, mowers, tractors, boats,
all kinds of stuff, a little.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Classic car section.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I also have a jeep Wrangler section, which is a
full service that I personally pull all the parts from.
So I'll get into that. I'm finished stripping this thing,
this motherfucker anyway. For if you want to check out
my Facebook page JYB Michelle.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
It's the best place to get me on.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Also check out the website Junkyard Barbie dot com gives
you all the information on the yard. There's also a
tab there that says, you know, sell your vehicle, fill
out the form, give us a call, or we will
call you and I pay. What I say so is
long as everything's there that's documented, you're you're gonna get
(02:04):
that money. We're not gonna you're not gonna bring it in,
or we're gonna pick it up and try to give
you less. So I also pick up abandomed vehicles and.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, you do it all all No stolen cars, what
the okay?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Now, we're no cars that come in with maybe die
packs in them, because you know, if.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
There's any shady cars forget her called me a couple
of Russians.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yea, now this is this is my cousin.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Here you go here, come stops here, it goes hold on, yep,
that's him. Yeah, he's telling me about being bad and
he's the one that's bad. Let's get into the animal
rescue commercial because everyone knows it's the most important thing. Hi,
(02:57):
this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie. Are you looking for urry
friend who needs it forever home? Right here in our community,
local animal rescues are filled with lovable.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Pets waiting for you.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Dogs, cats, all with hearts as big as their palls,
ready to bring joy to your life. By adopting our fostering,
you're not just getting a pet, you're saving a life.
Every adoption helps make room for another animal in need.
If you can't adopt right now, you can still make
a huge difference by donating, fostering or volunteering at.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Your local shelter.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Together, we can ensure every animal finds a loving home.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Visit your local animal rescue today and let the love begin.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer, share people's posts, be a hero
for those who need it most.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Your new best friend is waiting.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Also, please say please neuter, microchip and you go to
the rescues shelters, please look at the euthanized list first
and the longest residents. It's so important. Also, let's push
this seniors. There's so many seniors in there. They've you know,
they've been great companions. And some of these dogs are
(04:15):
not in their animals, you know, because their owners wanted it.
There's a lot of hard times going down on people
and it's very difficult.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
So and some.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
People actually a friend of my cousins. He's somewhere and
he can't keep his.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Dog at facility, but he has the dog. He's in
a kennel until it gets out, which will be that's
pretty cool. And he pays the money. He makes sure
that jail everyone. This is one heck of the family.
(04:56):
What did I step into?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
He he's serious, man, Like I'm not real big animal
activists like you, Michelle, but you know it's not.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
But it's Look, he's in. He's in the cattle man.
We got freedom.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
But he's he's not. He's not somewhere where He's not
gonna be bru do you know what I mean? Like
they're gonna come pick him up. He's just in a
situation just like I was when I lost my house,
my business, car, like I had nothing left, and I
was lucky enough that somebody took my roddy Danielle for
(05:37):
six months.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
We got to see her anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
We snuck her into the house that we were running
and I wasn't allowed to and then the bitch nuts
store said something because it's a.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Rottwiler is so dangerous. So I was lucky enough.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Some people are not, you know, I know like in
the latest two years, I started watching this this program
on you know about it right, It's called Savage Kingdom.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
It's a that geo.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
It's one of those in depth not geo documentaries, wildlife
documentaries that they didn't that they've done it. It's centered
than the Akavango Delta in Africa. Hyenas have a bad rap.
But if I could have a chance, and you know,
if it could be possible to have it, you know,
like a real exotic pet.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
I take a hyenas, make a.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Bite a cute like a bull bull. They can crush that.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Really, It's like these people had Chimps's pets and then
they turned already took her face off.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You're a bitter face off. It's like, yeah, that one. No, no,
that's a hyena. That's my god, go kill you.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, they'll be laughing the whole time.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I had a conversation with somebody and he was like, oh,
the lion or something that I kind of like hyenas,
And he's like what, I'm like, they're kind of cute.
I can't explain it, you know what I mean. That's
just how I feel about it.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
MSIC is not like pet I ever had was my
auntshole dope boyfriend. We had a Burmese python that was
eight feet long. We got her so cool. Yeah, you
say that it's your.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
To feed her.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
No, no, but when I got her, when I did
get rid of her, she was She could stretch out
in our living room, which is twenty two feet long,
and she could stretch out end to end.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
The snake did not eat mice. She ate full grown rabbits.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Right.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Fuck that fuck that fuck that you what?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Man?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
That was fucked up. I mean I had to have
a respect, but yeah, she was. It was getting to
the point where we then my husband could not bring
his young daughter over because the snake can't kill.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, I mean we got dog.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Yes, and do it in a way where you don't
even know we had get.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You kill like like grown adults. Man, that's awesome, right.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It probably could. Like she was.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
I have pictures on me like lifting her up over
my head when I was when she was only like
eight ten twelve feet long, and then actually got a
figure of my arms coming down.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Like the next year. The next year was like this
because I couldn't even start her.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
From she was as round as big as my thigh
and when she stretched. Now, she was about sixteen feet long,
but she could stretch out to the end of the
end of our living room, which was twenty two. So
she wanted to stretch out. She could stretch out another
couple of feet. Yeah, it just got to be she
had to be vicious near the end. When she was
eight ten, twelve feet long, she was pretty cool. But
(08:37):
when she got like sixteen, she would come up to
the window. Now we had her into a typical closet
and we put a sliding glist or on their heat lamp.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
We put a branch in there for water. Yeah. I
wall papered it so it looked like it was a jungle.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
It was cool.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
It was really cool.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
But she would come up eight feet and bang, bang,
bang at the glass getting to you because she was hungry.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I'm like, fuck this, no.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
This, I'm done with. Say I'm done.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
And so my brother in law met somebody in a
bar who's like looking for a female for me, and
he's like, my sister in law has one guy came over,
tapped on it. Hey, pretty girl, I like a clockcase,
reached and grabbed or put in the plowcase and was
going I was like, holy fuck.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
The kid that was with him was like, yeah, my
dad has monitor lizards too.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
I'm like, oh no, that's a nice exotic pet. No snakes,
they don't belong in this environment. They're not good pets.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
No friend I had sal yeah, and when he passed,
he had I don't know what kind of snake.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
It was real and it was me, oh yeah, they're nasty.
And he behoothed it. What does that be? Whatever?
Speaker 6 (09:47):
And this somebody big queful que.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Okay, he willed it. He willed it to me.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
So it was like, oh, you have to take it.
I love sALS so much. It's the whole nine yards.
And then someone said, like you said, are you going
to feed it? And I went fuck.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Well, like the little said that, now I could not
even know.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yeah, if it don't have it ain't well.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
You could get a small like ball python. They eat
crickets and small mice.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
No little garden.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
These are these are like a small they're still a constrictor,
but they're only like they get like five six feet
on really ball pythons.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Picture I'm picturing your like holding and the next year right,
and then the last picture Jesus a snake.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
It's all wrapped around.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
How sexy that would be their with your boobs and holds.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Fance, We took nudes to me with the snake, Samantha. No,
we never did.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
No money.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I thought we did.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
It just didn't turn out well because I was trying
to get her so she her face will look at me.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
It's like, yeah, the snake's not doing it.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
She's just not And there's no there's no good sounds
of snakes can't fight snake sounds.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
They don't make a whole lot of noise. They're pretty quiet,
believe it or not. Oh, hold on, I found something.
Oh my fucking sound bites, hod on, here we go.
You should see the base on this thing is bare ass.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
That's it. That's it. Well, this one, I have this
one though, this is my favorite. Then you're really Do
you know that that's a chimpanzee?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
No making that noise?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yep? Do you have one of foxes? Foxes make the
most fun. Yeah. It sounds like a woman screaming.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I thought sometimes.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Last night, Michelle, I can't tell.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Oh that's mine, arm stop.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I got my little cousin in here. And you know what,
Dobbs he sometimes stays with me. He sometimes doesn't. He's
all over the place, and you know, I love him.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
To death, but he pisses me.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
It's like it's a little brother Like we'll sit here
bicker and then I'll be like, when you've got me
some coffee, and then he comes back with a fucking Starbucks.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Really, motherfucker, I don't have any monarch. All right, let's
do it. Let's do a prank.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I'm gonna call somebody. We're gonna call fucking Judy. This
show almost killed me in a car. True story, True
fucking story, thinking.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
That we're gonna call this verson. Alright, hold on, here
we got we're calling the High Speed We're.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Calling the high my nose and all right, we're calling
the high Speed chase guy. Let's see if he answers,
because Vince is Vince figured this out for me.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
It's so simple.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
It was all mute.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Michelle is his karaoke king. What's going on? Can you
talk a little bit?
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Yeah, I'm in the middle of trying to download some
stuff from my venture.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Okay, guess what, fuck him, he's off. If you can't
have a good time to talk, I'm not talking. No,
it's my ware. All right, let's call somebody else. I
love to call people. All right, let's see, Uh, let
(14:21):
me see, let me see.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I don't know who to call. I know I'm going
to call. I have a friend that I.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Would love to call, and he's so serious about stuff.
He's like, I can't be on like I can't be
on here someone. So I was like, all right, well,
don't you just talk like hello?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
My name's cool.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
No one ever answers when I call nobody. It's a Thursday,
all right, fuck her too. Everybody's dead. Oh no, she's somewhere.
I know where she's at. Okay, she can't answer. But anyway,
don't want to say anything, Donnie, because if not, I'm
turning this. Fuck we're going and we're going to go
right to the next guest.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Who is He doesn't know what we're listening to. You'll know.
You'll know when you hear father com yo.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
He's going to be as soon as we're done this, because,
like I said, this is all new. We're just trying stuff,
you know, putting little teasers out there.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Donnad would you call him? That's the way to put them.
Donna's out a teaser. She's a pleaser. Yeah, No, I'm
definitely not a pleas Oh yes, I'll ask your husband. Wow.
All right, let's say somebody else. You know, dobbs, there're swingers.
You want to jump in with them? He can't. He's
(15:57):
a Christian. Oh yeah, I mean.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
If if it was like five years ago, five minutes ago, well, no, who.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Is the friend? Who's the friend that was on Hustler?
Speaker 4 (16:08):
That's yeah, yeah, I got something I got to say
about that.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
All right, hold on, I got to say something to
Okay pur music.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
What so my uncle lou right growing up he had
stacks Hustler.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh my god, yeah I'm talking about Oh yeah, he
was ridiculous, my cousin.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
So yeah, it's all our uncle.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
So when I was younger, I would like, you know,
nine ten, I would grab a couple of you know,
let me take them to my friends and you know,
look at.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Him of course. Hold on, uh, oh girl, what's up?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
What leave?
Speaker 8 (16:56):
I can't find my key?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
My keys are during the car. I'm going to go
meet Okay, Well, I just want to tell you that
I loved you.
Speaker 8 (17:05):
Oh I love you too.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
You're on my podcast, sweet peace? Yeah? What say hi? Yes?
Speaker 8 (17:17):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Did she just say?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Well?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
So you have my very good friend. Donnie here, Hello,
who's a porn star? And then and then I have
Donnie over here? Donnie sweet and sour?
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Hey you, So.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Do you want to talk about school or Starbucks hygiene?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Stop girl?
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Starbucks? They just came out with their holiday stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Don't come in fu start bus, Donnie. We were just
talking about it, do you know how like disappearing? Donnie's
(18:15):
always like I don't have any money, and then he
comes back with like a large. He's like, this is okay.
He's like this. First it used to be can you
just get me a large?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Now I was like, can I please have a Venti
latte with old milk and karmel with a drizzle of
this and that?
Speaker 8 (18:32):
And raise prices?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Why what do you mean? They raised their prices?
Speaker 8 (18:43):
They raised their prices? So now Aventi is like, I
don't know seven something, Wow, fuck that ship. Yeah, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
So Donnie can't get your own coffee.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
I can't afford you anywhere now through your.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Own yeah mm hmmm. So what else is going on?
You hate work though she hates it.
Speaker 8 (19:08):
I hate work, but I'm also I don't want to
get fired.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
No, you don't want to get fired. No, no one
knows that we're talking to.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
What do you think? What do you think?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
You know?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
This is like people of million people listen to this,
like probably.
Speaker 8 (19:24):
Five uh yeah, no one that goes to Starbucks.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I'm sorry because they have Why are you sorry?
Speaker 8 (19:37):
I was apologizing to him.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Oh you know what, I got to tell you something.
Speaker 8 (19:41):
I love you, I love you.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
All right, I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
We've got ten minutes, ten seconds, and then we're done.
That the one that was Va, that was Veronica, her father, Yes,
it was v that's my niece.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
I love her, the whole family in here. Oh you
have no idea.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
And you know what we didn't talk about last time,
and he never not comes on the show. So I
went out with this guy and he had a fucking
penis pump. So I played this constant is dedicated the
pump pomp.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Fucking thing away. Good luck with you knew what your
ding sucks. You know, we were talking about that too.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I said, I should have gotten the porn of word
because he because he had to have the pumpy, had
prostate cancer.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Cancer not come on and I got it.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
I gotta go checked man.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
So anyway, yo, I think Tony's into that. Why are
you messing with.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
I just got to put my head somewhere and then
close my eyes.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
And oh, because he didn't he didn't want to hear
what I had. So yeah, it was gross.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
It was gross, constantly paying I don't I don't care
if you have prostate cancer.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
If I wasn't with him.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
He probably would have died because he never had sex. Yeah,
And I was like, I was like, dude, you're getting
hard and I know it's not me right right. And
then he went to the doctor. I said, I think
something's wrong to the doctor.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Shut up. Do you know the things he's done? All
of a sudden he is there. I'm scared.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Really, please, I'm paying a lot.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
If you're paying a lot, go get your pross checked out.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
The last time I got last time it was over
ten years ago and it was in Camp Pill.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
It was in Camphill prison, and you had to to
get a don or not. I think you for you.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
I think they're supposed to do it.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I'm not right ready to hear that. But it's donny,
it's a robbery.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Go ahead, No, I'm gett I'm scared. Still I'm scared straight.
Well I've been straight.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
You were scared straight? Would have kept going back to prison?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
No, I'm I'm talking about cancer.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Fuck that, man, it's too much.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
I can't afford it.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
I hope everybody can hear my husband being a wise
ass and the panis.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Let me call my gay friend.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
They make a good litte man. I ain't gonna one pump,
one pump.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
Peah, I can see, I can see.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Oh yeah, no, it's like that. He would do this.
Here would be his balls, I'm gonna okay, and then
all of a sudden it like this.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
Did he have like something that actually went over his cock,
like a metaw a plastic thing.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
What did it look like?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Is?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
What did the peanuts pump look like like? Powers? You
know it's in the balls and the screwed.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Oh, it's like internal and he would grab his balls and.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
To like you could feel it. It was so gross. I
keep telling this. I pretend I was asleep. I'd hang
out with his kids. It was gross. You pissing my mouth?
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Oh that wasn't so gross going into that water sports, Okay,
where did that come from?
Speaker 7 (24:08):
Going pissing my mouth?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I'd be like listen, we gut in the showering. Oh
my god, I swear I find that, and.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
You know what, on that one, we're out
Speaker 2 (24:24):
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