Down on the Farm

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard BARBIEES podcast. Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and
I'm here with my co.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Host Rich Welcome back everybody.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Okay, I'm the owner of a nine acre complete your
check out my website Junkyard Barbie dot com. The reason
why I'm going through this really quick is because go ahead, Rich.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
We're outside and we're watching this old person try to
get out of a vehicle with like her fifteen knees
and uh, I call her more titia when you say.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
That, to be honest, why would you insul mortia?

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yeah, that's a fact. Yes, she was good looking.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
More tissue was hot. I wish I was more tishat
and look at him? Should I grab him over here
and have him come sit? I knew not him, but
I knew you. I knew you'd be like.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
No, I'll beat him with a bat. Ain't fucking happened?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Or a car park? Like how many times you got
to go back in your vehicle? You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I can't take it all right, Let's see, let's see
how long it takes her.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
I wanted to choke on a pork chop.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Listen, let's see how long it takes her. She's still
going mm hmmm.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Dude, dude, can't park your car for shit? Why is
she even parking like that? And she locks the doors
like somebody's going to come here and steal it. She waddles, wattles,
She's got like an eighty eight saturn.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
She's locking your door. What am I going to still
out of your fucking car? You know what I mean?
You nuts?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Look what she just did. She went in front. Yeah,
you touched my dog. Don't touch my pony.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
She locked the door and then went back in it.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I just want to say too, because I'm a huge
rescue person. So was Rich and we're here at his.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
I hope, I hope.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
If that happens, I'm gonna gonna have to pick me
up because I'm gonna be laughing to her. Dude, well,
because he's gonna fall over any second. Don't ow me.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Look out of here. I'm talking about my pony.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Different you can talk about you can talk about here.
I don't really, but I did rescue a horse and
a pony.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Tell me stick out until she walked up to him.
Now he's got a fucking you gotta stream old pony.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I was so excited he saw me. I yelled down.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
He went.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Whatever that sound is and then his ding ding fell out?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah okay, and then you made me feel horrible because
to me, yeah okay, one.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Upper listen, he swings both waist. That's a kind of
that's a kind of pony you got.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
This is Junkyard Joey, and Jimmy calls him Junkyard Joey
the jerk off because he has bit everyone and been
mean except for me.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
He even over there, he came over, let me get
my big kiss on his face.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Well except for the time he got out, and.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
He wasn't He wasn't mean to me though. That wasn't me,
and I didn't know how to handle it. Fuck you
Junior and Christopher. Now Christopher actually came to the rescue.
Towards the end, they were like, let him go.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
He like start to remember I'm walking. You're like, let's
go take him.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
For a walk. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Next thing you know, she's rolling around and I was like,
what am I supposed to do with the lead?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
And I just let it go?

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Right, So he takes off like Secretariat with the lead
line stuck to him. You're screaming, like at the top
of your lungs.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
I'm like, what are you doing.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
He's running around.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
He's a horse. He's supposed to run. I was like,
oh my gosh, right, what happened?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
So I hear I see you and Junior and Christopher laughing.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
And then all of a sudden, I see you and
Junior laughing.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
But Christopher came to the rescue, and I thought he
was saying, call him Joey come, Joey Come.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
He wasn't saying that at all. No, No, he wasn't
saying that at all.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
No, he was just waiting for me.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
He was just like, listen, he's gonna come up, like
come back. And I'm like, yeah, that's them. He was
laughing at me.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
It's like he was on ninety five going to Center
City to get a pretzel or something.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
And you know what he did, szooped around circle and
went right in to eat fucking bastard. Yeah, but I
don't know about horses. I rescued him because I fell
in love with him, and when I found him, you
know what the circumstances were, and he was so so thin,
and nobody wanted him, and yeah, now he's.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
A fat bastard. And then we got Lily.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, and who I work with. She's not headshy no more.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
She was beaten.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
So when I got her and you worked with her
big time, and.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
I can go in there with her. She don't run around,
she don't try to hurt me. I put my hands
on her over her head.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
So nice. I don't have time for that.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Like I said to Maria, I said, and we are
on the fucking farm, I said to her. The reason
why I liked it is because I knew that I
didn't have the time. I knew I loved them. I
could love them from I don't want to say afar

(05:56):
but and take care of them. But I knew you
and Maria, your love for them is just so intense.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Listen, we go in in the corral are at. They
follow us everywhere, and you want to talk about some
nosy bastards. Oh my god, man, if I'm in there
and I'm putting a screw in something, they have to
come over and get right in your face to see
what you're doing. They're just they're like, you know, neighborhood reporters,

(06:28):
the funk away from me.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Man, no neighborhood report.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Yeah, they're just like they don't stop. I sure, I had.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
It was hot yesterday, so I came out here and
I'm drinking soda. Can of soda. So I walked up
and literly come over. I showed her the can. She
started licking the soda can. I said, you ain't getting
on my soda.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
No way.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, I said, you can lick the frost off the can.
But that's as far as we're going with this, sister.
I'm sorry you were getting on of myself.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
You would give her hamburgers, I give her everything. Yeah,
I had. You really really worked with her.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
I mean, if anybody knew her from oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yeah, she was real sketchy.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
You couldn't get a better. Yeah, you couldn't even get
a holder on her. Now, she'll stand there do all that.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
And actually I went over and I went to go
pet her, and she pulled her head back a little bit.
But then she I just did it once and then
I just walked away, So she knew. You know, they
don't even know on their moms to them your mom
and dad.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, Joey knows I'm his mom.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Though he knows it better. He knows it.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
I love that fucking pony.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
He's just bad.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
He is bad.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Remember the time, didn't didn't he make you go for
a run around the block.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, But listen, his favorite animals on the whole place.
Are the cats really with them?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
No way?

Speaker 4 (07:59):
He's such a they go in there with him.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
M hm.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
And if you go in there at night with a flashlight,
you see him laying down like he's like passed out drunk,
and you hit the cats with the light and you
see all their eyes.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
How many cats are in there with us?

Speaker 4 (08:18):
It depends. Wow, he's got his different crew.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
We're going to do the rescue commercial that I made.
But see, we always talk about, you know, dogs and
other things, but there's so many other animals that you
can rescue. You've got pigs, goats, cats.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
The goats. The one goat I didn't wish we got,
But he's good now because he got.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
We put rubber bands around his nuts.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Let's just talk about how he butted you, like with
those goat.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Listen, man, when he stands up, he's over.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
He's six foot on his back legs, yes, okay, and
his horns are so big they actually curl around.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
So, and when he wasn't fixed, he kept breaking out
of like his pen area just it didn't matter what
it was. He was head button it and breaking it.
But once he got out, he was very slick about it,
like he was like a midnight burglar, you know what
I mean. You wouldn't hear them. He would just walk
up behind you. And when they head but you, they

(09:29):
stand up when their back legs and they come down
with their head would all you know? Yeamn?

Speaker 4 (09:35):
So, uh, he got me a few times.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Let me help this big billy go.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Yeah, he got me. He got me in the shed,
knocked me down in there. I knocked a little. Yeah.
Me and him were fighting in this like six.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Are you serious?

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Ten shds?

Speaker 2 (09:52):
And and say what kinds he's got the big horns?

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah? Yeah, I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
He's just amazon's here.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yeah. I can't. I hate them. I can't stand.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
So I'm gonna get out and walk over there topless.
I'm like kidding joke.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Let's see if he just throws it out, because usually
I got the wolf out and they just throwst off.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
They're scared, right, Yeah, So so go ahead, you're the goats.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
The goat.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
He he would.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
He would chase everyone knows that cat, me and Maria
down into the house.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
That's insane, okay.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
And we would be eating at the kitchen table and
the goat would stand up the yep.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
And stand up and look in the kitchen windows.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Are you rich? For real? Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yeah, yeah, I know all of your stories and that
when I don't know ship.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
No, he would look in the window and just stare
at me in her So eventually I went and I
got a water pistol. I'm like, I'm gonna fix this bathroom, right,
And it worked a couple of times, but then he
started opening his mouth and flicking his tongue. So I'm like,
this is useless. It's useless. He's gonna kill me. Yeah,

(11:11):
he's gonna kill me. I mean this was just a tea.
Yeah yeah, so listen, he's I had a car. He
then at my car. I couldn't get out of the
car when I pulled off.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
You gotta be kidding. What what car did he do?

Speaker 3 (11:30):
I forget which one I had, but he he hit
the driver's side door where I was standing sitting because
I was driving, and he cave the door room.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, are you kidding.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
He listened. He was so bad, unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, that's you rich now. You know what.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
I don't like goats, and everyone's like to look at
the baby goats. I said, yeah, the baby goats get big.
Goats are from Satan. They're Satanic.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
But the goats are cool when they're little. No, that's it.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
But once they get full grown, you know. I got
told him the ones. Okay, even though he's got horns.
You don't know, I can go in there with them.
You don't, Franklin, Franklin, different Storylin. He looked, he listened.
When he had his balls, he that motherfucker was possessed.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
I constantly tell people they are possessed.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Well, Junior was out right, and I'm like just stop,
and I'm like, yo, the goats out, man, get the phone,
real fished, you know what I mean. I'm like, the
goats out, bro, I'm trying to get my house.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
And I'm trying to hold on. You mean you were
trying to get to your house.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Yeah, and he won't let me go to my house.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
It's like a zombie running after you.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Yeah, so listen to me.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
A couple of times I rest told him for his horns.
It wasn't It wasn't a good move. Okay. And my
other son Chris would be up on the deck here
and laughing and he's going, go Dad, go.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
He almost got him. You almost.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Ooh.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
I'm like, fuck you.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
So this is what I did.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
I went and I got a stun gun.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Okay, this I did here, go ahead, and everybody who's
going to get all nuts, just stop stop?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Will you stop? So this thing.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
It come at me when I called Junior right, he
was taken too long to come out for my liking
at it.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
For whatever reason from my liking, Junior.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Calls the goat and he goes over to him. Memm.
So I'm like, Franklin, don't do it, don't do it.
He he stands off and he's he's staying. He's told
to me now and he tilts his head and as
he comes down he's going to he's gonna for me

(14:01):
with his horns. I got him under the chin with
the stun gun. No, not happen to the goat.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Nothing? It stopped them for a second. It shook its
head and now it started running after me. Junior instead
of help nobody's up. Instead of helping me, he says,
yelling across to the York Did you just stun gun my goat?
I said, yeah, your next motherfucker, come get your goat,
Come get your goats?

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Trying to kill me, son of a bitch? Yeah, did
you just stun gun my goat? You pussy?

Speaker 4 (14:35):
It was well, too sure.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
What does it stunt? I mean, I guess there's.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
All different content because I had a stun gun and
I I did it to myself in the office and
everyone's like, there's no fucking way. I put it right
on my skin and they're like, what are you stupid?
I was like, listen, I got to see how bad
it was, and I was like, that was like get that.
My fucking burned there and it was like smelling of flesh.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
It hurts.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
How bad was that stun gun? Can we try it?

Speaker 4 (15:06):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Man, we gotta try the stun gun. That's they eat everything.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
So we went and got a cattle product.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Can I use that? I have so many people I
want to and you.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
They're more powerful because for them you use them on cows,
you know what I mean. So they're louder. Let me
say that it's got like a blue flin to it.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Dude. They use that in uh casino? Do you remember
that dude? And I love how he did it. He
had it, slipped it down, slipped it in, brought it up.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
If you were even the eyes in the sky there's
I would be really surprised if somebody saw that.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
They're they're noious, no joke.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
So well, sometimes it's good to rescue and if you're not,
if you're not strange.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Right, here's what happened with the cattle prod.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
I had it, and I'm scared.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
It comes in with it came with a wall charger
specifically made for the cattle prod. Well, I would carry
it with me everywhere around here. I didn't care who
it was, human whatever they were getting it. Well, guess
what the charger's missing?

Speaker 2 (16:25):
What? Well?

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Yeah, I was chasing Junior around with it. You know, Christopher,
you know the old lady. I mean, oh, come here,
are you serious?

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Yeah? So the charger with me? You can't charge it?

Speaker 2 (16:37):
What the you know, you're always a problem.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
So yeah, I still had it.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
That little kid down here, the motherfucker getting on his tongue,
his head explode.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Oh my god, why am I whispering? Because all the
way down there, and nobody can hear. Are you sure
they can't hear us?

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Yeah? Pretty sure.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you something.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
I'm not going to.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Get in case anybody listens to this. But when I
did the whatever, I was trying to do the trash,
and I was whatever. All right, We're going to make
a call to my daughter so she can sit here
and tell you.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Okay, sare's your mom? Take your meds.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
I'm gonna tell you, hey, it's Richie. Oh yes, yes,
welcome to my world.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
So how's life down there in the streets. No, no,
I got the right number? I got the right number.
Anybody hanging on your step?

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Are you stocking?

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (17:58):
I'm not stalking.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Your mother's right next under your word, Richie, Richie?

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Oh my, oh my god? No him, don't tell everybody?
Did I said? I? I climbed the ladder and look
in your window.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Damn, you were looking at my boyfriend's the other day.
That's correct. That's correct. And listen.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
For the life of me, I don't know why you're
with him.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Listen.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
I have cigarettes that are longer than his dick.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
There must be some old Caprice.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Like that.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Oh my god, So what are you doing right now?

Speaker 4 (18:49):
I just finished work? You work for a living? You
live in Kensington Avenue.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
What she does?

Speaker 4 (18:56):
What do you do for a living?

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Hive for who? So I'm going to write you guys
up for who? Who do you work for? No? I
was calling my mom. She was up to if she's behaving?

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Yes, no, she's behaving and you're changing the subject. But no,
she's fine, she's behaving.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
I read him the texas from Jimmy, which is, Oh,
I want to see your poem box.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
It's awesome. You guys listen, you love your mom. That's great.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
I want to make sure that can you do a
FaceTime so I can watch us.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Eat the pill?

Speaker 4 (19:36):
I think it's good. I mean, so she's fine, He's
all right.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Well, you're gonna.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Have to sign another victim pray on because I gotta go.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Hold on now real quick? Did you get us in
for that clay? Yeah, Banana, she is. She is such
a stinker. She hung up. Did you hang up? Oh? Well,

(20:11):
hold bitch, damn.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
I didn't hang up, and then she ended up hanging up.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Oh my god, that was pretty good, that burp of mine.
So you know what, we got five more minutes.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
God, this is the type of part. She just rolled
with it. Boom, no questions, asked nothing.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
My kids are so like that, they're so down to earth,
and it's like, yeah, yeah, we we have like classic
lines like she was with her boyfriend and we were
at the house and True Romance came on and it's
one of our favorite movies, Like I know a line
by line.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
So I was like, oh man, True Romance, and he's like,
you like that too, that's your favorite movie too. I said, hell, yeah,
we know that by heart.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Like it's True Romance, it's Quentin Tarantino, It's it's just killing.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
And murder and drugs.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Prostitution, it's everything something I would watching the monastery.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Oh my gosh, hold on, I'm glad you brought that up.
So I had to go to a what that is
It called a uh con no confirmation, Carly's confirmation. So
we went. I was all dressed nice, he was dressed nice,
and we're sitting in the back and this whole thing,
and I'm like, the whole time, he's acting up. So

(21:38):
we see these two nuns and we're walking to come
in and both of the nuns say, oh, you look
so pretty. You know, you're dress and you just you're pretty.
And I was like, oh my gosh, thank you so much.
Do you know that cocksuckers like this?

Speaker 2 (21:53):
What about me?

Speaker 1 (21:54):
I was like, I go for two seconds, you think
you could let everyone make it about me? So that
I said to the sisters, They're like, yees, it's so funny.
And I said to the sisters, can you pray for me?

Speaker 2 (22:08):
And they go, what's your name? I said, Michelle. Then
we're in there and they're one pew up from us, right,
and then you know, you go around, peace be with you,
You shake everyone's hand, and she goes Michelle and praying
for you. I said, thank god.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
You know why the whole time he was sleeping, they
were looking back he was sleeping, and then he danced
with me in the back, tried to grab my boobs.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
I said, yo, let's go to kneel in confession. Yeah,
I'll stand off, yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
So yeah, it was I don't know, why why do
we just oh because you talked about priests and stuff.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
It was actually pretty cool. There was a lot of
nuns there in their habits and stuff, and.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
This time I was in church. My cousin died. I'm sorry,
and I think he died a sleep after my sister
made us get COVID shots.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
I remember, you know she killed them. That's what happened.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Oh it's you, dad.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
So so we go to the funeral and it's a
mess down South Philly. Now I got family who I
haven't seen, im My Kiddy twenty five thirty years right, so,
uh Me, Junior and Chris were wearing something. Okay, So

(23:29):
we're sitting amongst all our family and I looked down.
I said, Jr. You got any weed. He's like yeah.
I said, fire it up. He said here. I said,
you fucking right.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Fired up.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
So we're smoking weed in the church while mass is
going on. Right, my family's horrified. Maria wanted to melt
right where she was standing. So my brother in law Mark,

(24:05):
we represent we were blown. He was so high, we
were blown. A little smoke in his in his direction,
of course, when my family was horrified. But uh so
now it's time for communion. Did you go up fuck out?

Speaker 2 (24:21):
I said to Junior.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
I said, listen, sometimes they'll put it in your hands
when you go up there.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
They yeah, they do it anymore.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Like that.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
So I sent them up. I said, when you get there,
what you tell them to say?

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Tell the priest we're starving, give me like a half
a loaf, like thirty of them, and then come back
to where I'm sitting.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Shut up. Did he say that?

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Yeah? He looked at him. He wouldn't. He wouldn't even
give him one. It's like, move along, move along.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
So let me you know what.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Back in the day, though, you would stick your tongue
down and right they throw it in. Yeah. Now it's
like you put both of your hands together and it's
not just you know, on top of each other and right.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
But I'm like, listen, they're going to do that. Take
the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
I remember when I have my drinking, get some get
some bread with that one.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
I think I think everyone should. Actually I think they
used to do that. Everyone did. Get a sip of wine.
But then it was like, and you're gonna get aids.
You know, you're gonna get herpies. No, now they're giving
out fyl Yeah, yeah, put some fentanyl. We'll give you
a jab with this little thing.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Motherfucker eyes.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (25:26):
More listens, more money for the fucking parish.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
I'm telling you it's the best.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
Oh God, she fell again.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
No I didn't. This isn't this isn't working this thing.
Hold on, I think.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
We've put on I know, Rich, We've got like two
seconds before this ship.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Explodes, meaning it's going to we have to do this show.
Hold on, do we have talk about the yard? I
don't even remember how we didn't even do that that thing?
Hold on? No, did I do this?

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Speaker 3 (27:16):
Right, and I anybody interested in adopting some ticks?

Speaker 4 (27:22):
It's summertime. I have plenty of them.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Do you need possums? They eat them? Possums eat them, Yes,
I know.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
But I'm just giving ticks away.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Oh okay, there's penny a tick.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
No, not even I'm giving them for free.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Oh okay, I thought would I hustle some money?

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Come on, I'm waiting til they get mice in fat.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Can I shoot a gun soon?

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Yeah? Right over here?

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Can we do it after we're done? No, why I'm
going to go in? Ah, you suck balls.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
Look at me. I got body dust all right now.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
And you know what, you've been nothing but great because
you've been working out here in the heat and you're
eighty years old and you now, I'm like really impressed.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
I'm really yeah, I got your impressed.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
You can't even find your glasses.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
You know what? But we hold on. We didn't play
this what it's our song?

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Rich, I'm still waiting to hear it.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Pump, Look at him.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Yeah, pump it up, pump it up.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Get the a little more.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Again. Listen, I got a question. But I got a question.
I got a question.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
So when he had this procedure done, Okay, listen, I
just want to know, did his veins pop out out
like Arnold Schwarzenegger's arms.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Or you know, no, you have to I don't even
know where he stuck it.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
I'm assuming Jesus, it's so long ago. I'm gonna tell you.
Want to hear something really fucked up? Here we go?
He did stick himself in the deck.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
I have a picture of where he's supposed to put
I have a picture of it.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Would you circle it a marker.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Where I was supposed to such a god, damn god.
You know what I look at I look at it
like this.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
I don't care how you look at it. But nobody's
sticking a needle on my dick.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Now I'm going to tell you something. You know what
really got me upset? We went to a Ruba.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Did he take the needles? And there's reasons why?

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Anyway, we went to a Ruba.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
You can't where that place was right on the beach,
was right there. It was nice it was a great like,
it was awesome, and you can't have sex? What kind
of fucking you just can't have sex?

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Period? What do you mean he couldn't.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
He brought the needle with them, it didn't work, and
I was like, you gotta be fucking kidding me, like.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
I should have just hold on. What was that girls
in Ruba's name, coconut you should have got? I don't know.
All I thought is listen.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
I am never one to turn anything down, like with
any of my boyfriends.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
I've never been like I'm tired.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
I used to be like this, you know, stay downstairs
with his kids. Me Mowgli had hanging out downstairs playing zombies,
and I'd be like, yeah, it's eleven o'clock. The motherfucker
asleep a long time ago. Yeah, so you know, and

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it's it's really fucked up when two when a man
doesn't co sign for another man, and then they're like,
that's fucked up. And women think, oh, it's so great
because you can have sex anytime.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
It's not like that. It fucking hurts. No, like it
hurt No.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
I'm listen, No, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
I'm telling you. Why did you bring that up?

Speaker 4 (31:24):
I can rather close my cock in the car than
stick a needle in.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Okay, it's not.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
I'll tell you what that pump. I wonder.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
I wonder what his wife's His wife is like. I
supposedly like she was a deacon or something like that.
I remember when he first told me, and I was like,
get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
They're just as nasty. It's called Jimmy Baker syndrome.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Right right, m I'm she's a deacon. No, she probably
rides one of them.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Till those coffee tableka, ahead, go up and down on it,
all right, all right, you're done, all right, go make it.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
She waits, she waits for it to go to bed til.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Yeah, I mean, why all his furnitures broke the fuck
out of here?

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Stick? Where's your wife? I see her?

Speaker 3 (32:10):
He ain't coming up, Maria, here's she.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
She's just waving.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Run over here. We're not doing it. We stopped it.
We're just bullshitting.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Nope, he ain't even answering.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
It's shaking her head.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Listen, go ahead, do you know my best friend is
completely ignoring me?

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Maria? Please? No, please, I gave the horses water. That's
you constitute.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Take them loud bitch will not get on rich I
swear I'm gonna wait until she's sleeping and I'm gonna
come in.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
We can do that and just put the microphone on
her nose and just listen to her.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Dude, listen, I got I could do that. I got
I got something going. Listen.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
I'm gonna come over and say I left, and we're
gonna put all the whatever in here, and then I'm
and have an extension cord.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Or I'll go over to Richie's and then bring it over.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
No, I'm just going to record her snore.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Can you do that? She's still really bad?

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Or I'll record her storm while she's sleeping, and then
me and you will look at it while we're on
the show where their mouth open catching flies, that kind
of shit.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Okay, I promise that we have to pinky that. Okay,
all right.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
A lot of people, by the way, I pinky promised
somebody one time. If you don't know what a pinky
promise is, that they have fingers. Yeah they did kind of.
So a pinky promise is a big deal.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Like, no, that's right.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
And if someone said to me, lints a pinky promise,
I'm like, when you pinky promise and you go back on.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
It, you're fucked up. You can't do that.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
You're fucked and you're dead. Yeah, you can't do it.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Meaning the worst shit's gonna happen to you, because that's
from the heart.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
It's bad karma.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
It is bad karma. He'll give me a handshake, I'll
hard on here. She is no, Maria, We're done. Come on,
we're done. I have my things off. Please, my gosh,
my best friend, my best friend.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Listen, listen, come here, sit on my lap.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Over here, Maria. You know what. The love is not gone,
but it's I don't know.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Listen, you and your lump on your back, get out.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Here, Harry hunch back noted dom.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Everybody that walks down my son'sails got the same walk,
you know what.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
I mean? What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (34:46):
You know what? I think I might cause some trouble
and go over and see the b A B y.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
Listen, I'm sure if I walk down here, I'd be
walking the same way at this point.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Well, you know what, when I don't think people understand it.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
When I see stuff, people are like, oh, it's a
farm and it's wonderful. And then I look at from
from actually being here with you guys, you know, and it's.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Like you see the chaos that was going on when
you pulled off here.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, and just the feeding and the watering. My horses
are steel, they're cars.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
They're out there. I don't have to water them, feed them.
I don't.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
I can leave them for years. These are living, breathing things.
So if you're going to adopt something like be fucking smart,
get you really.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
I mean, that's just take care of it. And they're expensive,
and I'll tell you what, big time, big time.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
They're far from cheap. But I look at the hair,
look at the hated.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
It's it's it's insane. I told her, let's get a
lot of property. I'll go in on it and then
we will do hey like harvest.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Listen. I cut my graysiel this day in his heat.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Yeah, it was so tall. I thought I was caught
in hay, Like, what the fuck? It took me eight hours.
I'm like, what the fuck?

Speaker 4 (36:04):
What's going on here? Man?

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Oh my god, I fucking love it. I fucking love it.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
And we had these big bales, the round bails dropped.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Yo. I've seen them out in fields. I've actually ran
in the field and tried to jump on them. Dude,
It's harder than it looks.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Yeah, now you can't.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
We put a rod to them and lift them up
with the machine with chains to move them around.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Damn. You want to know how I got up one.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
I had one of those big fucking army knives and
I just hit into.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
It and climbed up and climbed up. Yeah. Yeah, No,
you could do it because I love knives.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Yeah, you know, listen, if I'm feeling adventurous, I'll push
one over and and roll on it. No, I just
I push it. T ketches catches gravity. Yeah, because it's
going downhill. Okay, and I just watched chaos because you
ain't stopping it?

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Holy shit? How have you? Oh? We gotta do it.
We gotta do it, dude, we have to do it.
I want to be running like.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
You list if you trip in front of it, you're
going to be flat.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Like will it hurt me?

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Really? But well, here's the pinky promise.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
I'm sorry because I'm here's the pinky promise that we're
gonna make.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Next time.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
We do this right, or we do it down there,
which I'm meaning the yard.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
It's live. I'm putting this on.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
I'll get another pad that I can put the music
on and people can see because this is funny.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Fucking ask ship.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Oh but down there, we're really going to have a lot.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Of fun down there. Forget it. We're gonna rip on people.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Oh my god, what to do?

Speaker 2 (38:01):
They won't know what to do with you. Listen, I'll
get a melo detector. Oh my gosh, this is so great.
And did you steal anything?

Speaker 3 (38:11):
And of course you're gonna go no, no, no, no,
I don't steal nothing, and I do nothing. Beep beep beep,
motherfucker into your pocket. Yes you did, Yes, you did.
Drop your pants, motherfucker. Oh you got something stuck up
your ears.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Yeah, we're gonna have.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
A lot of fun, and I want people to come
on down. And I'm just gonna say this. We're gonna
do a shout out to Kevin Wheatley again, Yo, jerk off.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Get the fuck together, right, get your shoe, shine box,
and do what you gotta do.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
That's right, get your shine box.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Let's shoes.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
I keep going to shoe shine box, shine box, shine box.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Now got home and get your fucking shine box. That's right, motherfucker.
That's right, all right, are you ready to Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:56):
That's five yeah, okay, good say bye, Ironybond.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Make my Day, Make my day.