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70 Porn Music
Animal Rescue
Johnny M Devastates me with New Relationship!
We Buy Cars
Krissie Talks About Dating
Flyers
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard BARBIEES podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hi, this is.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Michelle Junkyard Barbie and I am here with my celebrity
co host Cardboard Chrissy.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
What's up and here's her song?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Hello, Christy Kinner Dance in Hot Underpants. If this is
the first time that you're listening, I am the owner
of a complete you pull it yard, nine acres of cars, trucks, fans,
motorcycle meers, tractors, RVs and much much more, oh even boats.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
And I do have a nice little classic car section
in there.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
And I have an exclusive, separate specialty yard, the Wrangler Yard,
which I personally pull all the parts off of. Please
check out my website Junkyard Barbie dot com and on
there it'll tell you everything about the yard and we
also buy cars seven days a week no matter what condition.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
On there.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You can fill out the forum and we will give
you a call, or you can call us and I
pay what I say, so I'm not going to tell
you something and then we come get the car. You
bring the car in and we're trying to give you
something different. I am licensed, I'm insured, and I have
a pretty good reputation. I mean, not everyone has to
(01:50):
like you, but I try really really hard. And I
also want to thank everybody who does give us the cars,
because it's helping other people keep their cars on the
road right now, and it's extremely difficult, and if you're
a blue collar like we all are, it means a lot.
Even to the old guys who have like the nineteen
fifties cars and stuff, they're coming in and they're using
actual parts from the newer cars. I mean, not the seventeens,
(02:12):
but you know, the eighties and the nineties, so that
really helps. Also, I'm a huge animal advocate, and with that,
here's my commercial. Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie. Are
you looking for our fiery friend who needs a forever home?
Right here in our community? Local animal rescues are filled
(02:35):
with lovable.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Pets waiting for you.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Dogs, cats, all with hearts as big as our.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Paws, ready to bring joy to your life.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
By adopting our fostering, you're not just getting a pet,
You're saving a life. Every adoption helps make room for
another animal I need. If you can't adopt right now,
you can still make a huge difference by donating, fostering,
or volunteering at.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Your local shelter.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Together, we can ensure every animal finds a loving home.
Visit your local animal rescue today and let the love begin. Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer,
share people's posts, be a hero for those who need
it most.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Your new best friend is waiting.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Also, please spay, please neuter, please microchip, and when you
do go to the rescues, please please look at the
euthanize list and the longest residence. Also, you got those
beautiful seniors out there. And Christmas is coming, so please
do me a favor. Do not fucking buy a puppy.
Please just don't, and educate yourself on the I was
(03:47):
going to say the vehicle on the beautiful, precious baby
that you get, because you're not going to sit here
and say, oh my gosh, my dog is shedding and
get a Rottweiler. Obviously I'm a rotwiller owner, but you know,
just be smart about it. And puppies take a lot
a lot of time and there think about it when
(04:08):
you had a baby. They're rambunctious and need a lot
of attention. So you know, think before you before.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
You do anything. So anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
So it's just me and my Christy comblon, and we're
going to be talking about a lot of she kneels.
What are we going to talk about? She is, you
know what, she's Christie's getting into the U, you know.
And suitor number one, what.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Do you like?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Do you like?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Feed suitor number two? Oh my god, that's your baby.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
If no one knows that it's a dating game, it's
a seventies thing, eighties and seventies memories. I think seventies, seventies. Yeah,
I'm an eighties girl, but I was born in the seventies.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Were you on the dating I think wasn't wasn't a
serial killer on the dating game?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I don't know. I think Ted Bunty was. Was it really? Yeah?
I think he was mm hmm interesting crazy? Right? Yeah,
they should make that now. Oh that's right. I'm going
to be in the Homeless Dating Game when Rich comes back.
He'll be back twenty twenty six. There we go. It'll
be a party. It'll be a partag and you will
(05:31):
be partaking. That was funny. It's a fucking party.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Take can Corny, So of course, and you think I
care because you know, please that's my new thing.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I got that.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Well, hold on, I have to ready listen see if
you can hear this. If it's loud, I have to call.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Kimming bitch, I got it, DM me.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You may be sick. What was that that was for Kimmy?
Because I was obsessed with that, like the biscuit. But
that's you know, funny too. So your daughter, my beautiful
little tailor is or got you hooked up with Facebook dating?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah? And what's it like so far?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I don't really know too much about it because I'm
a chicken shit and I'm barely touching it.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
But there's some weirdos so far.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
And well if you don't touch it, how are they
going to touch you? I don't know, don't I don't know.
I'm nervous. I've never dated. I was married twenty three
years to the love of my life and he's gone
and two losers afterwards, and I just I'm just nervous.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Okay, Well, how about this, What are you exactly looking
for in a guy besides the W two?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah? Brian, Brian and Taylor say he need a W two.
You gotta have a job. Yeah, And that's the truth.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, and that doesn't mean the guy on the corner
selling trucks and pimping bitches.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
No, no, so what exactly? For real? Let's get serious now,
what are you really looking for somebody to spend time with?
Hang out? You know, laugh?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Sense of humor is very important. Of course, I would
rather he not be ugly. I probably wouldn't even talk
to him he's ugly, but you know, it looks so important.
But you know, personality goes a long way. Well, what
do you mean ugly? I don't know, like there's ugly
people in the world, Like, what do you mean, what
do you mean ugly?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Is this what you're looking for? Oh?
Speaker 6 (07:55):
H whoa?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Why yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Whoa?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
That's you. That's me, that's you. Oh yeah? Sexborn music?
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Was that that was sex porn music? Yeaest nine minutes
of groovy seventies porn music. Oh yeah? Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Shit.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
So okay, lick looks that's what you want to do?
You want to look like? So looks?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Okay, looks are important to some extent because I know
that I've dated people that I was just like, they're
you know what I mean, they weren't my type, and
then they kind of grew on me and then I
thought they were cute. Where I've dated extremely beautiful men
(08:51):
like that, got like my ex husband kid's father that
looked like John bon Jovi but even better, but even
better looking than bunch. I have to say, oh my god,
don't even start with me. All right, Okay, they looked at.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
My bon Jovi. Everybody knows.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I know Christie loves her Jovi, but you but he
was good looking, Yes he was. We would go places
and people would think that he was bon Jovi and
I was Dorothea because I had the long dark hair
and he looked just like bon Jovi.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
So it's kind of funny. Someone startled like stuff, but
he would.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, she's got to be an awesome woman. I don't
know how she would do that. I couldn't do that.
I couldn't do it either, No way. Everybody being in
love with your husband and like one moment and you
know what, you got to tell me how hard that
is being on the road. I'm sure he got all
of his ship out when he was younger, but that's
(09:45):
got to be.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
She's a very strong woman. Yeah. I couldn't. I couldn't
do what she does. I'm too insecure Roger that one's sister.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
So what else are you looking for? I mean, do
you want him to be muscular? Do you know, like
I always have that thing like I like my man like, yeah,
you like yours muscular and tattered, but not not too
not too muscular, like I'm low on the thin side. Yeah,
I think that's so hot, so sexy. I mean, bon
(10:21):
Jovi's not muscular, and I think he's hot as hell.
You know it's and my husband was not. He was muscular,
but I mean he spent a lot of eagers being
on the heavy side, and I still thought he was
hot as hell.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
It just depends. It depends on the person.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
And personality though, right, So if somebody's gonna sit here
and make you laugh, he might grow on me.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Okay, he might not be in the chemistry would be nice.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Well you know what happens too, is this just happened
to somebody. I think she was going out on a
date and the whole time she was like, Oh, I
don't think he's going to be for me. I don't
think he's going to be for me. And he looks
like someone just give him a shot and go and
they went and guess what, they actually liked them.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Oh that's cool. M hm, that's cool. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
They went out on a couple of dates and then
he totally wasn't interested.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Oh my god, what a prick. I can't you encourage
her to.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Go do it?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
And then I can't? Oh my god, it's not funny.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
This is why I don't know how people put themselves
out there. Every time I do too, it's like like
these people are just like, oh my gosh, I barely
put myself out there.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I got my toe in the water. That's it. I
haven't done anything. Well, we'll be so far. Well, let's
look at your Facebook. What do you have down?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
My name is Christiana? Like long walks, No in the moonlight?
What's some nice Italian bread? Bagetts and some some homde
like some sauce with the.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, I don't know, Like what do you like? Do
you like to shure? Do you like?
Speaker 6 (12:06):
I don't?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I want somebody tall? But again, my husband wasn't tall.
How tall are you five nine and a half?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Okay? And what do you like to do me?
Speaker 5 (12:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
The other girl that's sitting here, all right, Well, I
used to like to dance I like rock and roll.
I like to listen to music. I like what kind
of rock and roll? Eighties hairbands?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Also also classic rock, about country or anything like that,
a little bit of country. I'm trying to get into it, okay.
And I like disco too, seventies disco.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Hell yeah, that's why you're the dancing queen. You know
what I'm saying, to get the dancing dick.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
So all right, So tell me what else though, Like,
what else are you looking for?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Like I kind of know what I want, but we
want to know what you want.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Somebody that's going to respect me and treat me right,
and you know, just give me new experiences in life,
and you know, just do things that I would enjoy,
Like new experiences does not mean like ballgagging and a
finger up your ass. Oh my god, Michelle, my kids
(13:25):
listen to this.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Who would far?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Oh yeah, that's right, Christina, come on over here.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
My name is Butch. My name is Butch. I'm going
to give you something good.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
It's my.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I know. Put your beeper on. You don't need me.
You can just crack yourself up over here. No, this
is what we do.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
We had somebody come in earlier and we love him,
and but it's how do I excite it? How do
I say? It's just something different when you got two
girls that you know, have known each other for a
pretty good time and know very much about each other,
and all the little quirks and all the little ship
(14:30):
that people would be appalled if they knew and don't
understand like things. So it's kind of it's kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
And we don't really care. And he was so funny.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
He goes, well, I like baseball, I like totals, I
like pets.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
My home, my harness are waiting for me right over there. Yeah,
so here it is.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Karaoke King was here whoo and he left. But you know,
he was like, Michelle, what are we gonna do? And
he's usually he calls in and he rants and he
gets fucking nuts about stuff, and today he was. He
was actually very calm. I think he was high as
a motherfucking kite.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I don't know him, so I wouldn't. Yeah, I think
it was pretty high.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
But he's told us some really really good stories. Anyway,
when you get me and Chrissy together, it's like a
whole different thing.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
So he was like, you know, what are we.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Going to talk about what's the topic, And I'm like,
there is no topics. We just wing it, just go
for it, because everyone's been saying that how much they
like it, because there is no Hey, we're gonna talk
about this, We're gonna talk about that. The only thing
that I wholeheartedly talk about is the animals and what
I do for a living.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Well, and I'm a newbie, so and I know with
this too, do you really know what to say or
what to do?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
You don't have to. I don't either.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I just I'm a little guarded because people know the
real Chrissy and you know, oh fuck those people. Some people,
some people might be offended by what I say or
you know, think it's off the wall, or look at
my kid like that's your mom, and you know they're
you know, it's just a little I feel a little
apprehensive to talk and you know, do my normal funny
(16:30):
shit that I do.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Do, Just do it. Be free to be Chrissy.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I'm not gonna be able to get that out of
my head now. Oh my god, oh my gosh. You
just have to be you and like my kids accept
me for me and know that I'm crazy and they've
been through the ringer with me, but they you know,
they accept me for who I am, like I accept
my kids for who they are.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
They're quirks and that's the way it's gotta be. Mm hm.
My kids are my world.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, you know they also remand me and act like
are my parents a lot? So well they are basically yeah,
they basically are.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
And we would like to do a shout out to
Brian and Taylor. That's my mom.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Day.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
We should call her. You should let's call Taylor. Where's
my phone?
Speaker 5 (17:31):
Is?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Is it working now? Or no? No?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
And it really upsets me. I'm just gonna have to
put it to the right up to the mic this way.
She's so sweet. I love your daughter.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I love her too.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I call her my daughter. You can't have her, she's well,
she calls me mom and Michelle I know had on
that call her. I hope she answers.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Like, where's your mom?
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
You're trying to she knows what we're doing. Do you
want me to call her on my phone? Yeah? Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
It went right in the voicemail though, that's weird. Maybe
she's like, Okay, good it's not just me.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
She knows.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
She knows.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I told her we're going to be doing the podcast,
and she she knows you don't want to be on here. Gosh, dude,
that is so fucking funny. All right, hold on here.
And I told her we're gonna call my cousin Donnie
answers and we're gonna fucking hang out.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah. I like how he since he sand bagged you
tonight ship. Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 7 (18:45):
H h.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
S yo.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I told him about it and you didn't even show up. Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Wow, listen, where the fuck are you? You're supposed to
be on the podcast?
Speaker 5 (19:08):
I mean, I'm I pulled in the nazarith.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
I was feeling bad, half pace dead.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
I'm really pulling right now.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
For real, for real, So why don't you? Okay, So
my cousins own a a fire restoration business, the Three Keys,
and he's actually out there right now on a on
a call. So he gets the contract and he cleans up,
and they do all the insurance for you and you
(19:42):
don't have to worry about anything. It's all done for you,
so you don't have to get all upset and panic.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
They make it easy peasy, well.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Kind of, we we we don't get the insue.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
We sort of homeowner has.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
The insurance, yes, meaning they have the insurance.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Facilitate the clean.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah, that's it. Like a public adjuster, yes we should.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Yeah, but it's kind of like a lot of people
don't realize that they don't need a public adjuster. A
public adjusters are going to take you.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Know, they're going to get money.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
You know, like why do that when we could do
it and and and you know, take care to the
emergency service and the mitigation and.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Through the inventory forties.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
That's all the public adjusting does is they take measurements
and they and they write down articles of contents and
they you know, propose it to the.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Insurance company for approval. And that's it.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
And we could we do that, So we try to
What we do is we cut out the middle man,
which is a public adjuster.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Okay, well we're boord now.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
So that sounds like a service announcement. Were giving them
a pluger, Like I'm like, yet, yeah, exactly, Let's call
(21:09):
somebody else. I should call my psychiatrist. Oh my gosh,
let me call Johnny mac My. Johnny Hm, he's my boyfriend.
He's really gay, but so he pretends I'm miss girlfriend,
miss beer.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Me.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
It's me. You're on my podcast. What's that You're on
my podcast?
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Oh I am?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Oh god? Okay, are you getting why? That's what she does?
That's what I tried to call you the other night
watching football. Oh okay, I'm gonna hang out them. I
need okay, are you by yourself? Are you by yourself?
You need to be funny? Come on, no, I need
you to get all you know janey on me.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
I can't. I really, I know you.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Can't because you're watching football that it's hard to turn.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
You know. I've been word of a gangster lady. I know.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
So guess what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna I'm gonna
hang out. Just just tell me how much you love me.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
I love you to that always will.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I called you tell your tell your guy to come
pick me up and bring me down on Thursday.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
Thursday would be good because I noticed it's gonna make
you what I have a girlfriend sort of now?
Speaker 5 (22:29):
No, yeah, no, I know, no, I just.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I can't deal with this right now. I'm your girlfriend?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 7 (22:38):
This is really my girl? This is somebody that comes
here all the time. And yeah, I mean we go
out a lot.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah, does that mean I'm out of the picture.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
No, I told her about you're kidding me. Of course,
she's from Ben Salem to this bitch.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Eh. No, I don't like her already. Oh my gosh,
I'm really upset right now.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
I mean, you know, were you going to tell me
how crazy personality?
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Because I don't want to like, because you would get
like this.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Hold on, I'm okay with it now as long as she
knows I'm still your number, sink in.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
But I still you know, it's like I'm one of
three or four days a week.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Wow, this is love a lot? Yeah, how did you
meet her?
Speaker 5 (23:29):
She's my my I have a drive, you know.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
My driver is also Joey's driver. And is this the
sitter dog sitter?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Oh my gosh, shut up, this is the dog sitter girl.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Oh, this is so excited.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
I got to meet her really close.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
I got to meet her real close.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Me and you were but only I see her all
the time.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
And you probably have sex with her.
Speaker 7 (23:56):
No, she's going through a divorce. So we had sex,
but not regularly like I want.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Really, Well, guess what I'm coming over and I'm gonna
fuck you more than her, and I'm gonna fucking stuff
your day.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Oh my god, that's what I want to hear.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Baby.
Speaker 7 (24:13):
Oh you know I still have the other way with somebody.
I you know how I get I know how to
control my mind. You know, I know you know what
emotionally I like. I like her like we get along
really good.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
All right, we're gonna we're gonna let it go so
that nobody knows. But how about this, can you kN k?
Speaker 5 (24:33):
I was afraid to tell you. I don't know how
to tell you, but god, can you?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Can you have your driver come pick me up and
I can come and hang out with you guys.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Definitely.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
I like new.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah, let's see us go.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Yeah, text me your address so I know.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Oh my gosh, I'm so excited. See see, I'm happy
for you. As long as as long as she knows
me and loved I know, as long as she knows
the deal that I'm always I.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Told her all. I told her about it.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I told her how close we were and everything.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Because I know you're coming because me and you might
stay away from me.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
Tell her them when we get back to each other,
it's like whoa.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Oh, yeah, I would be horrified.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, because I'm your she met she met my wife
and all, oh my god that my son's.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
My son lived and moved to Harleysville.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah you told me, oh I did. Damn, this is damn.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
This is serious new house.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, you told me. We looked it up, remember like
a while ago.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Okay, yeah, we had a housewarming party last Saturday.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
She came and my wife was there. My wife said,
I'm like, fuck up.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Oh my gosh, Well you know what.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
A little awkward.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Tell your driver to seems.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
I'll tell my driver, Ziggy, No, tell.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Tell Ziggy you to pick me up on Thursday?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
What time are you going to pick me up?
Speaker 5 (26:04):
And let's make sure.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
This is happening, because you know, I want to make sure,
you know, you know all I got to do to
gym in all first.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
I know.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Can you please make sure because the evening would be
nice as well, go and pick me up and take
me to a nice place with you and your girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
That wouldn't mean my girlfriend though, I can't do that.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Why I'll be.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
With her Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday, just week for one of
my son's concerts.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Saturday, all right, well, okay, good day.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
On Wednesday, she shops for me. She's like my assistance.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I would
have been your personal assistance.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Everything for me, everything.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Do you know what? I bet she doesn't do the ship?
All right, I'm hanging up right.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Now, letting me Michelle. I was so afraid.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I love you so much.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Okay, so I'll see you Thursday. I'll sending my addressed,
have your.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Driver come pick me up.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
I will.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
I love you. Hey bye. He's got a girlfriend. Didn't
you say he was gay? Yeah, he's hoping the fence.
He's happen the fence. But then he says he goes to,
oh maybe he's sexual. I said that a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
But then I went, now, hm hmm, has he been
all about the decks inja metal?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Basically? Wow, did you hear him?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
He was so scared to tell me because you know,
I get upset. I mean I was just shocked.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Yeah, I could tell you weren't expecting him. The second woman, No,
And I was like, yeah, I'm a little upset. I'm
not upset. I don't know what I am. What the
fuck that's my boy, that's my man.
Speaker 7 (27:58):
All right.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
We didn't lose him. No, I know you don't nowhere
and they got to share. Guess what.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I'm just going to tell you something, right, you just
got to share. And you have a very busy life yourself,
So don't it's not going to last. You can't pencil him.
It's not going to last because I say so. No,
I just want him to be happy. But it was
a chakra for me. I was like, yeah, I wasn't
expecting you said, let me call my gay friend. Yeah,
And I was like, I'm with a woman. Now, I'm
(28:23):
like what, that's crazy. But he's gonna pick me up,
have his have his chof pick me up his driver.
I was wondering, what's with the driver, Like who is he?
Speaker 7 (28:41):
Like?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah, mm hmm, so yeah, I'm very excited. Do the
beep thing again? Yeah? Oh ship okay, So yeah, I'm
very excited. So we're going to go to dinner. So
(29:06):
his driver's gonna pick me up and then take me
to South Philly. Very cool, very excited.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Yeah, I'm gonna pick wherever I want to eat.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, I'm like his kid, not really, but I just
love him. I met I'll tell you how I met him.
I met him at the Flyers game. He was like
a security personally. Yeah, he used to We'll talk about
it later. He had a pretty important whatever down there,
and I was with people that we all sat and
had season tickets together, and I saw him and I went,
(29:38):
who's that guy?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
And they said his name, and I was just like,
I want to meet him. And then we went out
on a date and we hung out. Donnie knows them.
He didn't have the fence for you. There's a lot
thing going on with that. Him and I had a
(30:01):
very Michelle was in Michelle's. In Michelle's you know.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
That's your new song, Chrissy fuck the Abba song, because
that's what's going on anyway.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
This was kind of a shocker, So.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I'm gonna like end this right now because I'm like
kind of yeah, you're stunned. I am stunned, and I
think I don't even know what to say. Really, maybe
you should call him back, Yeah, I think I am.
And with that farewell, why
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Is that a
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard BARBIEES podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hi, this is.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Michelle Junkyard Barbie and I am here with my celebrity
co host Cardboard Chrissy.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
What's up and here's her song?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Hello, Christy Kinner Dance in Hot Underpants. If this is
the first time that you're listening, I am the owner
of a complete you pull it yard, nine acres of cars, trucks, fans,
motorcycle meers, tractors, RVs and much much more, oh even boats.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
And I do have a nice little classic car section
in there.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
And I have an exclusive, separate specialty yard, the Wrangler Yard,
which I personally pull all the parts off of. Please
check out my website Junkyard Barbie dot com and on
there it'll tell you everything about the yard and we
also buy cars seven days a week no matter what condition.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
On there.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You can fill out the forum and we will give
you a call, or you can call us and I
pay what I say, so I'm not going to tell
you something and then we come get the car. You
bring the car in and we're trying to give you
something different. I am licensed, I'm insured, and I have
a pretty good reputation. I mean, not everyone has to
(01:50):
like you, but I try really really hard. And I
also want to thank everybody who does give us the cars,
because it's helping other people keep their cars on the
road right now, and it's extremely difficult, and if you're
a blue collar like we all are, it means a lot.
Even to the old guys who have like the nineteen
fifties cars and stuff, they're coming in and they're using
actual parts from the newer cars. I mean, not the seventeens,
(02:12):
but you know, the eighties and the nineties, so that
really helps. Also, I'm a huge animal advocate, and with that,
here's my commercial. Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie. Are
you looking for our fiery friend who needs a forever home?
Right here in our community? Local animal rescues are filled
(02:35):
with lovable.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Pets waiting for you.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Dogs, cats, all with hearts as big as our.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Paws, ready to bring joy to your life.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
By adopting our fostering, you're not just getting a pet,
You're saving a life. Every adoption helps make room for
another animal I need. If you can't adopt right now,
you can still make a huge difference by donating, fostering,
or volunteering at.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Your local shelter.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Together, we can ensure every animal finds a loving home.
Visit your local animal rescue today and let the love begin. Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer,
share people's posts, be a hero for those who need
it most.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Your new best friend is waiting.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Also, please spay, please neuter, please microchip, and when you
do go to the rescues, please please look at the
euthanize list and the longest residence. Also, you got those
beautiful seniors out there. And Christmas is coming, so please
do me a favor. Do not fucking buy a puppy.
Please just don't, and educate yourself on the I was
(03:47):
going to say the vehicle on the beautiful, precious baby
that you get, because you're not going to sit here
and say, oh my gosh, my dog is shedding and
get a Rottweiler. Obviously I'm a rotwiller owner, but you know,
just be smart about it. And puppies take a lot
a lot of time and there think about it when
(04:08):
you had a baby. They're rambunctious and need a lot
of attention. So you know, think before you before.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
You do anything. So anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
So it's just me and my Christy comblon, and we're
going to be talking about a lot of she kneels.
What are we going to talk about? She is, you
know what, she's Christie's getting into the U, you know.
And suitor number one, what.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Do you like?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Do you like?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Feed suitor number two? Oh my god, that's your baby.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
If no one knows that it's a dating game, it's
a seventies thing, eighties and seventies memories. I think seventies, seventies. Yeah,
I'm an eighties girl, but I was born in the seventies.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Were you on the dating I think wasn't wasn't a
serial killer on the dating game?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I don't know. I think Ted Bunty was. Was it really? Yeah?
I think he was mm hmm interesting crazy? Right? Yeah,
they should make that now. Oh that's right. I'm going
to be in the Homeless Dating Game when Rich comes back.
He'll be back twenty twenty six. There we go. It'll
be a party. It'll be a partag and you will
(05:31):
be partaking. That was funny. It's a fucking party.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Take can Corny, So of course, and you think I
care because you know, please that's my new thing.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I got that.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Well, hold on, I have to ready listen see if
you can hear this. If it's loud, I have to call.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Kimming bitch, I got it, DM me.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You may be sick. What was that that was for Kimmy?
Because I was obsessed with that, like the biscuit. But
that's you know, funny too. So your daughter, my beautiful
little tailor is or got you hooked up with Facebook dating?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah? And what's it like so far?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I don't really know too much about it because I'm
a chicken shit and I'm barely touching it.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
But there's some weirdos so far.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
And well if you don't touch it, how are they
going to touch you? I don't know, don't I don't know.
I'm nervous. I've never dated. I was married twenty three
years to the love of my life and he's gone
and two losers afterwards, and I just I'm just nervous.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Okay, Well, how about this, What are you exactly looking
for in a guy besides the W two?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah? Brian, Brian and Taylor say he need a W two.
You gotta have a job. Yeah, And that's the truth.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, and that doesn't mean the guy on the corner
selling trucks and pimping bitches.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
No, no, so what exactly? For real? Let's get serious now,
what are you really looking for somebody to spend time with?
Hang out? You know, laugh?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Sense of humor is very important. Of course, I would
rather he not be ugly. I probably wouldn't even talk
to him he's ugly, but you know, it looks so important.
But you know, personality goes a long way. Well, what
do you mean ugly? I don't know, like there's ugly
people in the world, Like, what do you mean, what
do you mean ugly?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Is this what you're looking for? Oh?
Speaker 6 (07:55):
H whoa?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Why yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Whoa?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
That's you. That's me, that's you. Oh yeah? Sexborn music?
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Was that that was sex porn music? Yeaest nine minutes
of groovy seventies porn music. Oh yeah? Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Shit.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
So okay, lick looks that's what you want to do?
You want to look like? So looks?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Okay, looks are important to some extent because I know
that I've dated people that I was just like, they're
you know what I mean, they weren't my type, and
then they kind of grew on me and then I
thought they were cute. Where I've dated extremely beautiful men
(08:51):
like that, got like my ex husband kid's father that
looked like John bon Jovi but even better, but even
better looking than bunch. I have to say, oh my god,
don't even start with me. All right, Okay, they looked at.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
My bon Jovi. Everybody knows.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I know Christie loves her Jovi, but you but he
was good looking, Yes he was. We would go places
and people would think that he was bon Jovi and
I was Dorothea because I had the long dark hair
and he looked just like bon Jovi.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
So it's kind of funny. Someone startled like stuff, but
he would.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, she's got to be an awesome woman. I don't
know how she would do that. I couldn't do that.
I couldn't do it either, No way. Everybody being in
love with your husband and like one moment and you
know what, you got to tell me how hard that
is being on the road. I'm sure he got all
of his ship out when he was younger, but that's
(09:45):
got to be.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
She's a very strong woman. Yeah. I couldn't. I couldn't
do what she does. I'm too insecure Roger that one's sister.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
So what else are you looking for? I mean, do
you want him to be muscular? Do you know, like
I always have that thing like I like my man like, yeah,
you like yours muscular and tattered, but not not too
not too muscular, like I'm low on the thin side. Yeah,
I think that's so hot, so sexy. I mean, bon
(10:21):
Jovi's not muscular, and I think he's hot as hell.
You know it's and my husband was not. He was muscular,
but I mean he spent a lot of eagers being
on the heavy side, and I still thought he was
hot as hell.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
It just depends. It depends on the person.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
And personality though, right, So if somebody's gonna sit here
and make you laugh, he might grow on me.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Okay, he might not be in the chemistry would be nice.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Well you know what happens too, is this just happened
to somebody. I think she was going out on a
date and the whole time she was like, Oh, I
don't think he's going to be for me. I don't
think he's going to be for me. And he looks
like someone just give him a shot and go and
they went and guess what, they actually liked them.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Oh that's cool. M hm, that's cool. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
They went out on a couple of dates and then
he totally wasn't interested.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Oh my god, what a prick. I can't you encourage
her to.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Go do it?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
And then I can't? Oh my god, it's not funny.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
This is why I don't know how people put themselves
out there. Every time I do too, it's like like
these people are just like, oh my gosh, I barely
put myself out there.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I got my toe in the water. That's it. I
haven't done anything. Well, we'll be so far. Well, let's
look at your Facebook. What do you have down?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
My name is Christiana? Like long walks, No in the moonlight?
What's some nice Italian bread? Bagetts and some some homde
like some sauce with the.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, I don't know, Like what do you like? Do
you like to shure? Do you like?
Speaker 6 (12:06):
I don't?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I want somebody tall? But again, my husband wasn't tall.
How tall are you five nine and a half?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Okay? And what do you like to do me?
Speaker 5 (12:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
The other girl that's sitting here, all right, Well, I
used to like to dance I like rock and roll.
I like to listen to music. I like what kind
of rock and roll? Eighties hairbands?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Also also classic rock, about country or anything like that,
a little bit of country. I'm trying to get into it, okay.
And I like disco too, seventies disco.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Hell yeah, that's why you're the dancing queen. You know
what I'm saying, to get the dancing dick.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
So all right, So tell me what else though, Like,
what else are you looking for?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Like I kind of know what I want, but we
want to know what you want.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Somebody that's going to respect me and treat me right,
and you know, just give me new experiences in life,
and you know, just do things that I would enjoy,
Like new experiences does not mean like ballgagging and a
finger up your ass. Oh my god, Michelle, my kids
(13:25):
listen to this.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Who would far?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Oh yeah, that's right, Christina, come on over here.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
My name is Butch. My name is Butch. I'm going
to give you something good.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
It's my.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I know. Put your beeper on. You don't need me.
You can just crack yourself up over here. No, this
is what we do.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
We had somebody come in earlier and we love him,
and but it's how do I excite it? How do
I say? It's just something different when you got two
girls that you know, have known each other for a
pretty good time and know very much about each other,
and all the little quirks and all the little ship
(14:30):
that people would be appalled if they knew and don't
understand like things. So it's kind of it's kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
And we don't really care. And he was so funny.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
He goes, well, I like baseball, I like totals, I
like pets.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
My home, my harness are waiting for me right over there. Yeah,
so here it is.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Karaoke King was here whoo and he left. But you know,
he was like, Michelle, what are we gonna do? And
he's usually he calls in and he rants and he
gets fucking nuts about stuff, and today he was. He
was actually very calm. I think he was high as
a motherfucking kite.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I don't know him, so I wouldn't. Yeah, I think
it was pretty high.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
But he's told us some really really good stories. Anyway,
when you get me and Chrissy together, it's like a
whole different thing.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
So he was like, you know, what are we.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Going to talk about what's the topic, And I'm like,
there is no topics. We just wing it, just go
for it, because everyone's been saying that how much they
like it, because there is no Hey, we're gonna talk
about this, We're gonna talk about that. The only thing
that I wholeheartedly talk about is the animals and what
I do for a living.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Well, and I'm a newbie, so and I know with
this too, do you really know what to say or
what to do?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
You don't have to. I don't either.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I just I'm a little guarded because people know the
real Chrissy and you know, oh fuck those people. Some people,
some people might be offended by what I say or
you know, think it's off the wall, or look at
my kid like that's your mom, and you know they're
you know, it's just a little I feel a little
apprehensive to talk and you know, do my normal funny
(16:30):
shit that I do.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Do, Just do it. Be free to be Chrissy.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I'm not gonna be able to get that out of
my head now. Oh my god, oh my gosh. You
just have to be you and like my kids accept
me for me and know that I'm crazy and they've
been through the ringer with me, but they you know,
they accept me for who I am, like I accept
my kids for who they are.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
They're quirks and that's the way it's gotta be. Mm hm.
My kids are my world.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, you know they also remand me and act like
are my parents a lot? So well they are basically yeah,
they basically are.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
And we would like to do a shout out to
Brian and Taylor. That's my mom.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Day.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
We should call her. You should let's call Taylor. Where's
my phone?
Speaker 5 (17:31):
Is?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Is it working now? Or no? No?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
And it really upsets me. I'm just gonna have to
put it to the right up to the mic this way.
She's so sweet. I love your daughter.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I love her too.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I call her my daughter. You can't have her, she's well,
she calls me mom and Michelle I know had on
that call her. I hope she answers.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Like, where's your mom?
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
You're trying to she knows what we're doing. Do you
want me to call her on my phone? Yeah? Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
It went right in the voicemail though, that's weird. Maybe
she's like, Okay, good it's not just me.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
She knows.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
She knows.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I told her we're going to be doing the podcast,
and she she knows you don't want to be on here. Gosh, dude,
that is so fucking funny. All right, hold on here.
And I told her we're gonna call my cousin Donnie
answers and we're gonna fucking hang out.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah. I like how he since he sand bagged you
tonight ship. Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 7 (18:45):
H h.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
S yo.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I told him about it and you didn't even show up. Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Wow, listen, where the fuck are you? You're supposed to
be on the podcast?
Speaker 5 (19:08):
I mean, I'm I pulled in the nazarith.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
I was feeling bad, half pace dead.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
I'm really pulling right now.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
For real, for real, So why don't you? Okay, So
my cousins own a a fire restoration business, the Three Keys,
and he's actually out there right now on a on
a call. So he gets the contract and he cleans up,
and they do all the insurance for you and you
(19:42):
don't have to worry about anything. It's all done for you,
so you don't have to get all upset and panic.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
They make it easy peasy, well.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Kind of, we we we don't get the insue.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
We sort of homeowner has.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
The insurance, yes, meaning they have the insurance.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Facilitate the clean.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah, that's it. Like a public adjuster, yes we should.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Yeah, but it's kind of like a lot of people
don't realize that they don't need a public adjuster. A
public adjusters are going to take you.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Know, they're going to get money.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
You know, like why do that when we could do
it and and and you know, take care to the
emergency service and the mitigation and.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Through the inventory forties.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
That's all the public adjusting does is they take measurements
and they and they write down articles of contents and
they you know, propose it to the.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Insurance company for approval. And that's it.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
And we could we do that, So we try to
What we do is we cut out the middle man,
which is a public adjuster.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Okay, well we're boord now.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
So that sounds like a service announcement. Were giving them
a pluger, Like I'm like, yet, yeah, exactly, Let's call
(21:09):
somebody else. I should call my psychiatrist. Oh my gosh,
let me call Johnny mac My. Johnny Hm, he's my boyfriend.
He's really gay, but so he pretends I'm miss girlfriend,
miss beer.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Me.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
It's me. You're on my podcast. What's that You're on
my podcast?
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Oh I am?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Oh god? Okay, are you getting why? That's what she does?
That's what I tried to call you the other night
watching football. Oh okay, I'm gonna hang out them. I
need okay, are you by yourself? Are you by yourself?
You need to be funny? Come on, no, I need
you to get all you know janey on me.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
I can't. I really, I know you.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Can't because you're watching football that it's hard to turn.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
You know. I've been word of a gangster lady. I know.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
So guess what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna I'm gonna
hang out. Just just tell me how much you love me.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
I love you to that always will.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I called you tell your tell your guy to come
pick me up and bring me down on Thursday.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
Thursday would be good because I noticed it's gonna make
you what I have a girlfriend sort of now?
Speaker 5 (22:29):
No, yeah, no, I know, no, I just.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I can't deal with this right now. I'm your girlfriend?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 7 (22:38):
This is really my girl? This is somebody that comes
here all the time. And yeah, I mean we go
out a lot.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah, does that mean I'm out of the picture.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
No, I told her about you're kidding me. Of course,
she's from Ben Salem to this bitch.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Eh. No, I don't like her already. Oh my gosh,
I'm really upset right now.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
I mean, you know, were you going to tell me
how crazy personality?
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Because I don't want to like, because you would get
like this.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Hold on, I'm okay with it now as long as she
knows I'm still your number, sink in.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
But I still you know, it's like I'm one of
three or four days a week.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Wow, this is love a lot? Yeah, how did you
meet her?
Speaker 5 (23:29):
She's my my I have a drive, you know.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
My driver is also Joey's driver. And is this the
sitter dog sitter?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Oh my gosh, shut up, this is the dog sitter girl.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Oh, this is so excited.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
I got to meet her really close.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
I got to meet her real close.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Me and you were but only I see her all
the time.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
And you probably have sex with her.
Speaker 7 (23:56):
No, she's going through a divorce. So we had sex,
but not regularly like I want.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Really, Well, guess what I'm coming over and I'm gonna
fuck you more than her, and I'm gonna fucking stuff
your day.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Oh my god, that's what I want to hear.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Baby.
Speaker 7 (24:13):
Oh you know I still have the other way with somebody.
I you know how I get I know how to
control my mind. You know, I know you know what
emotionally I like. I like her like we get along
really good.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
All right, we're gonna we're gonna let it go so
that nobody knows. But how about this, can you kN k?
Speaker 5 (24:33):
I was afraid to tell you. I don't know how
to tell you, but god, can you?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Can you have your driver come pick me up and
I can come and hang out with you guys.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Definitely.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
I like new.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah, let's see us go.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Yeah, text me your address so I know.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Oh my gosh, I'm so excited. See see, I'm happy
for you. As long as as long as she knows
me and loved I know, as long as she knows
the deal that I'm always I.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Told her all. I told her about it.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I told her how close we were and everything.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Because I know you're coming because me and you might
stay away from me.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
Tell her them when we get back to each other,
it's like whoa.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Oh, yeah, I would be horrified.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, because I'm your she met she met my wife
and all, oh my god that my son's.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
My son lived and moved to Harleysville.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah you told me, oh I did. Damn, this is damn.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
This is serious new house.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, you told me. We looked it up, remember like
a while ago.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Okay, yeah, we had a housewarming party last Saturday.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
She came and my wife was there. My wife said,
I'm like, fuck up.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Oh my gosh, Well you know what.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
A little awkward.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Tell your driver to seems.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
I'll tell my driver, Ziggy, No, tell.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Tell Ziggy you to pick me up on Thursday?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
What time are you going to pick me up?
Speaker 5 (26:04):
And let's make sure.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
This is happening, because you know, I want to make sure,
you know, you know all I got to do to
gym in all first.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
I know.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Can you please make sure because the evening would be
nice as well, go and pick me up and take
me to a nice place with you and your girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
That wouldn't mean my girlfriend though, I can't do that.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Why I'll be.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
With her Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday, just week for one of
my son's concerts.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Saturday, all right, well, okay, good day.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
On Wednesday, she shops for me. She's like my assistance.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I would
have been your personal assistance.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Everything for me, everything.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Do you know what? I bet she doesn't do the ship?
All right, I'm hanging up right.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Now, letting me Michelle. I was so afraid.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I love you so much.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Okay, so I'll see you Thursday. I'll sending my addressed,
have your.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Driver come pick me up.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
I will.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
I love you. Hey bye. He's got a girlfriend. Didn't
you say he was gay? Yeah, he's hoping the fence.
He's happen the fence. But then he says he goes to,
oh maybe he's sexual. I said that a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
But then I went, now, hm hmm, has he been
all about the decks inja metal?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Basically? Wow, did you hear him?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
He was so scared to tell me because you know,
I get upset. I mean I was just shocked.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Yeah, I could tell you weren't expecting him. The second woman, No,
And I was like, yeah, I'm a little upset. I'm
not upset. I don't know what I am. What the
fuck that's my boy, that's my man.
Speaker 7 (27:58):
All right.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
We didn't lose him. No, I know you don't nowhere
and they got to share. Guess what.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I'm just going to tell you something, right, you just
got to share. And you have a very busy life yourself,
So don't it's not going to last. You can't pencil him.
It's not going to last because I say so. No,
I just want him to be happy. But it was
a chakra for me. I was like, yeah, I wasn't
expecting you said, let me call my gay friend. Yeah,
And I was like, I'm with a woman. Now, I'm
(28:23):
like what, that's crazy. But he's gonna pick me up,
have his have his chof pick me up his driver.
I was wondering, what's with the driver, Like who is he?
Speaker 7 (28:41):
Like?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah, mm hmm, so yeah, I'm very excited. Do the
beep thing again? Yeah? Oh ship okay, So yeah, I'm
very excited. So we're going to go to dinner. So
(29:06):
his driver's gonna pick me up and then take me
to South Philly. Very cool, very excited.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Yeah, I'm gonna pick wherever I want to eat.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, I'm like his kid, not really, but I just
love him. I met I'll tell you how I met him.
I met him at the Flyers game. He was like
a security personally. Yeah, he used to We'll talk about
it later. He had a pretty important whatever down there,
and I was with people that we all sat and
had season tickets together, and I saw him and I went,
(29:38):
who's that guy?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
And they said his name, and I was just like,
I want to meet him. And then we went out
on a date and we hung out. Donnie knows them.
He didn't have the fence for you. There's a lot
thing going on with that. Him and I had a
(30:01):
very Michelle was in Michelle's. In Michelle's you know.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
That's your new song, Chrissy fuck the Abba song, because
that's what's going on anyway.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
This was kind of a shocker, So.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I'm gonna like end this right now because I'm like
kind of yeah, you're stunned. I am stunned, and I
think I don't even know what to say. Really, maybe
you should call him back, Yeah, I think I am.
And with that farewell, why
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Is that a
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