April 10, 2025 • 43 mins
- Karokee Kings Mad Rant
- Hating on New Jersey Drivers
- GUEST STAR JYB EMPLOYEE RYAN CLARK
- Dude Looks Like a Lady
- Dirty Vintage Barbie Bag
- Jeep Wrangler
- Flyers
- Graffati Bridge
- Thieft Gets Caught by Jyb and Spider Monkey Move
- Cars
- Adopt Dont Shop
- Drone
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard BARBIEES podcast. Hi, this is Michelle junk Air Barbie
and I'm here with my co host Rich. Hey everybody,
(00:31):
this is the first time you're listening. I'm the owner
of a nine acre complete you pull it yard filled
with cars, trucks, fans, motorcycles, much more, nice little classic
car section. I also have a separate Wrangler yard, which
is a full service yard open seven days a week
Monday through Saturday, nine until four thirty, Sunday nine to
two thirty. And check out my website junk Air Barbie
(00:55):
dot com. On there you'll see on my social media
best place to get me at is my Facebook page
JYB Michelle. Also, I buy cars seven days a week,
any condition. You can either bring them in or we
can pick them up, and I also pick up abandoned
vehicles as well. When you go onto the Facebook page,
you will see as I am a huge animal advocate.
(01:17):
Up at the top there, hit that where it says
animal Rescues. And with that, I'm going to put my
little commercial on. Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie. Are
you looking for our FII friend who needs a forever home.
Right here in our community, local animal rescues are filled
(01:37):
with lovable pets waiting for you. Dogs, cats, all with
hearts as big as our palls, ready to bring joy
to your life. By adopting our fostering, you're not just
getting a pet, You're saving a life. Every adoption helps
make room for another animal in need. If you can't
adopt right now, you can still make a huge difference
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by donating, fostering or volunteering at your local shelter. Together,
we can ensure every animal finds a loving home. Visit
your local animal rescue today and let the love begin. Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer,
share people's posts, be a hero for those who need
(02:21):
it most. Your new best friend is waiting. Also, I'd
like to add please spay, please, newter please migrant ship.
Uh oh, hold on for a second. Oh boy, hey,
hold on for a sec and carryoki king, go.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
For it, bring it. What the fuck is up, guys,
I don't know. She's been screwing everything up all night.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Can you hear me better now?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, let's just.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Go fucking talk. I want to hear a go crazy today,
Go fucking nuts.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Give me something.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
You want me to run about.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Something, dude, I want you to go fucking bananas.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I think that fucking shit is nutty around this fucking place,
you know what I mean. Like, if it's not one thing,
it's a fucking another. Like I put up security cameras
because somebody's robbing people in my fucking neighborhood, Like let
me catch that motherfucker. Like, let that motherfucker come and
rob my house. You picked the wrong I'll tell you
that because you're leaving in a fucking body bag, you
dumb son of a bitch, Because like fucking what the fuck,
(03:33):
get a fucking job, go work for it like the
rest of us. Fucking dude, don't fucking run around stealing
like a piece of shit in the middle of the day,
in the middle of the night. Like what kind of
fucking coward fucking just has to run around taking people's tools,
Like don't you tell that motherfucker needs his tools to
fucking go work for his fucking paycheck to pay your
fucking welfare and shit, Like what the fuck, dude, what
a ship the fuck alone? That's right, motherfuckers kick me
(03:54):
off like these you know, fucking go steal something worth while.
Go get fucking three hots to the cotton buck or something,
you dumb motherfucker's right, I'm stealing, mister.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah. I give the people credit though, the ones that
doing broad day, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
The fueh give them mad credit.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I give you a little bit more credit.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
That's all you got. You're not even angry.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Did you get high?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I'm not even angry. I'm gonna smoke more pot here
in a minute. I just actually a brownie minute.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Do you hear him? He goes, I'm not even angry.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Wanna smoke?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
We well fucking do some maths because they ain't gonna
be best.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
He's gonna neat brownie.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I'll pass on that.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, wa yeah, I miss eating brownie.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Listen. I like when you get crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
And the other people that pissed me off, Like today, fuckday.
You gotta go to fucking Jersey. You gotta go drive
with all these dumb on these motherfuckers drive up the
highway with their sucking four ways on doing forty mile
an hour on fucking Jersey Turnpike like text it on
your fucking boat. Not been having their four way zone
because they can't fucking drive, which is the real reason
they should be all think they're fucking special and they
(05:06):
need their own fucking texting lane or something like I
wanna ship shove back down and pat you go.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Man, my fucking love you guys. I love you too.
That's awesome. R oh yeah, yeah, that was a goal.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
That was when he goes fucking nuts that one time
he was going politically nuts and we just didn't even care.
We just let him all. Dude, I never lived so
fucking hard. He gets so angry. And on that note,
guess what. We have a surprise guest today, Ryan Gold.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Come on, we got thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Oh I was. I was in BJ's today.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You want to beach Maria.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
She was with me, so of course she forgets her
card his card, right, yeah, and we were right there. Okay,
so now we got to back up, right, So the
lady's waiting on her. Now I'll trying to bring her
stuff up. Whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
The guy that was going to wait on us, okay,
he's now open, you know what I mean, It's like
his lane's open. So there was a woman standing beside me,
who is going to go behind me? Okay, he goes,
I guess sir, sir, come on up, not to me,
to her.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I had to do a double take. I was like, yeah,
he's he's really no, he said it to this lady.
Step up. They're waiting on somebody or something.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I'm like, When I turn around, I looked at her,
I was like, Yo, this dude, absolutely correct, step up.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I had to. I left my car there and I
walked around and I was facing the wall because I
was I was dying.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Ryan's done that to me at the yard.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
The other week.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Yo, buddy, buddy, you can't be over here. But she
had a hoodie on. I couldn't see the hair.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
She's wearing some like timberlind boots. Here we go Walmart, Timberlain's. Yeah, right,
they were water her union stompers.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
No.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I got him from Donnie, my cousin Donnie.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
So Ryan, I know nothing.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Oh, I think it was tweaking out.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
And he was like, what I got a question.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I'm sitting here at my science project, right I got
a science project right there.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
You see that black thing behind you with Barbie?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Yeah, with the two women, that's that is a vintage Yeah, okay,
what is the problem with the vintage Barbies?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Okay, you take a look. Okay, hold out in front
of you. Okay, the once in a dress okay, yeah,
once in the dress.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
They're both in dresses.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Her hand, what is that a dick? What is her
hand on the other? The other from everything?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Yeah, Barbie predicted the chicks for chicken. It's a chick
with a dick, bro And you tell me this is vintage.
I'm glad I was born when I was born?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
What then is that? From listen? The one in the dresses, like, hell,
she's for like twelve years. The other Barbie's got a haardle?
(09:11):
What the fuck is this? Like they emphasized, ye, look
the way the pants are going out.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I'm a little jealous that one Barbie, she's got like
a nine inch cock.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
You hold it gives the meaning of pitching a Yeah,
you know, I'm sitting here looking at it.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Do you know that I've never noticed that? Oh my gosh,
and it is it even?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
You know, how like they do that with Disney stuff.
Somebody was like they did with the teletubby. They definitely
did that with this and I'm probably the only one
that got that more.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
You know, here's what you do. Put a mustache on
the other Barbie. Okay, go ahead, just put what you're
a mess. You're a mess. But listen, you got he
she our resolves in here.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Okay, hold on, Okay, okay, this is yeah, so this
is really quick. First of all, I just want to
say Ryan, I love you. You're like my son.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I love you too, Mom.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Thank you. Ryan is like second in command out in
that yard. He fucking rocks it because this we're this
is our second when we're gonna do so we're doing
it really quick. Ryan rocks it. He does all the machines,
he fixes on, he rolls on, he takes care of
the people out there, takes care of the front. When
(10:40):
my brother's not there, he's he's number one. You know.
I love my brother, Thank Jesus for my brother. My
brother needs to fucking kind of retire because Ryan does
everything my brother does. But my brother gets like he's
all scared of shit, you know. And I used to
have Ryan like completely like into like listen to the
things that I say because I have like kind of
like more of like my father, you know what I mean.
(11:05):
But my brother's like, so we started drinking the fucking
kool aid. So now I'm really back at action and
he's coming back.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
When I was bringing the cars in, you just okay, Richard,
here and you go back in the trailer. When I
was back back the vehicle. M hm, up behind the gate. Okay,
you didn't see what went on behind that gate?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
No, what happened?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
What are you don unhook all the straps? Uh huh,
he's don't pull on rams out. I'm like, okay, he's.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Good, right for the back winded What are you fucking
kidding me?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Ryan?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I was you.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
The road out, lift it right off and I pulled
right out.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
He's because they were beat to ship. Yeah, he's I'll
tell you what, he's a great I'll tell you what.
We already went through that that I was kind of
like out. I was there, but you know for like
a year. So coming backwards, So is that when you
got this? That's when I got that?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
What? So this is for years I've had this Barbie
and Midge, that would be Barbie and Midge.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Oh my gosh, So somebody gave me that. So things
come in the cars all the time, like dildo's all
kinds of shit. So the teletubby comes in. Now I
think there was all these made, but they had made
a couple that were not right. They weren't allowed to
they fucked these up.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah, I don't think they them.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
They didn't fuck them up. They did it on purpose.
So what are the odds that I get the fucked
up teletubby? So we we don't say this, but the
teletubby is allowed to say it. Okay, So here we go.
It's nothing else wrong.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
His house be possessed tonight. Yeah, no, you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta change your batteries. She went old school. She
(13:23):
started rolling the batteries.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I did. I remember that, switching them from one spot
to the Yeah, I still do that now.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Batteries around.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It wasn't supposed to say what I was supposed to say.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
But yeah, good. So you got a collection of fucked
up things.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Fucked up things. Yeah, and then just walk around right now,
I'm in all this stuff. So Ryan, let's talk about
what is the probably one of the funniest things that
has ever happened at the yard that you have been
part of or seen.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Honest, there's a lot that goes on the yard that's funny.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
You know, anything in particular that like kind of stands
out oh no, man.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
There's some weird things that happened on a daily basis
in the car. No, I found plenty of well, actually
that's not true. With a toilet on the back of
my co workers. So you used it. But it was
like a mountain of stuff in this truck and the
toilet was like halfway on top. Okay. So he's like, man,
(14:30):
you won't get up there and ship I buy you
lunch for the next two days. Okay, you know what
I have that I worked for? And I was like,
you know, why not? That's it. I don't got nothing
to lose. I got up there, took a ship in
the toilet and that's that's awesome. That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
And I didn't even know that you.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Have your business. There's a lot of people that work
out in the field, man, and they do some weird
things and cars and camper Yeah, I can attest to that.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Mmm.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
So there's there's a lot of weirdness. But as far
as funny, I don't know, man, some days are funny.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
What was.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Okay, Well, I'm gonna tell a funny one. I can't
see the whole thing, but this guy is stealing radiators
from me. So everybody's like, you know, running through. I'm
on the side. This guy's like throwing radiators over my head. Okay,
not even over the fence. And he took a bench
(15:34):
seat out of a van and he must have gotten tired.
He goes, oh, it tastes like a nap.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I'm like, what the fuck, and.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Then he starts throwing him over. I come popping out
and he's like, so the dude, it's like this big
fucking dude. He's walking. He's walking down down the middle
of the thing, and all of a sudden, what you do,
no see a spider monkey tumble top of the gun.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Listen, it wasn't that. What happened was she scared of him,
so he started trying to like run away, and my
other boss, you know, he like stopped him and was
talking to him. Well then like he made a turn
towards him, and you know, I was just like, well,
(16:32):
I guess I'm just gonna jump on that's it. That's it.
Dude was like six', Five SO i just jumped on his,
back left the riding my boss ynging off of the same.
Guy when the cops got. There that was young for,
Mommy oh, My god gave me a nickname Spider.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Monkey spider, monkey because, dude ALL i could see Is
i'm yelling at him and he's walking and then all
of a, sudden you See. Ryan but it was like
this and then and THEN i guess my brother told
(17:24):
whatever when we got him down, there he's. Right he
was in the office with. Everyone we shut the whole thing.
Down when they were putting them LIKE i need my, mommy.
Mommy it's like a fucking Pussy.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Are you kidding? Me oh my?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
God it was, like you, know so, anyway that was
that was a funny.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Time you guys got creative. Down you got a junk.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yard we we do a lot of.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Stuff we do a lot of. Stuff we have a
lot of fun and do crazy. Things it just doesn't get,
filmed you. Know, yeah, yeah one of the best version comes.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Filmed some of it is fun, Though like there a
car will come in that we know it's going to be.
Shitty the engine's already shot and he'll take it like
a body and cly thing and like be doing donut's
all over why all kinds of ship and they used
to do it at. Night i'm chill with.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
That but my now my brother.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Isn't i'm kind of like.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
He's getting. Better, yeah he's getting a. Little we took
him for a ride and he was laughing so much
at hurt because of how nerve. Wracking it was, like all,
right too, fast two s. Stuff we're going towards, it
but didn't hit. It it's LIKE i understand.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
That, yeah he's he's getting he's getting.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Better he's getting.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Better he's the. MORE i just believe if you're gonna.
Work i've always been like, this, yeah have to have.
Fun Like i'll Stop ryan And i'll.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Be like we should do.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
This And ryan's, like you, Know i'm on your, clock
you're paying, Me And i'm, liked let's have fun.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Now, Yeah she's like let's go fuck off And i'm like,
no It's he's, like you're the one that taught me.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
That but if you don't have, fun LIKE i Told
jimmy where you, know he's gonna be getting another. Job
but oh BUT i didn't say, that he gets in.
Trouble but if you work for somebody and they treat
you like, shit you don't want To and his boss
(19:36):
has never, worked do you know WHAT i? Mean Like
i've worked outside with the. GUYS i know what it's.
LIKE i get, it not to the point that they.
Do BUT i have the respect Of, okay LIKE i Was,
RYAN i want to cut a. Cat, well he's out
there all the, time he, Said. Michelle the cats have,
changed like the way they're you, know where they're put
(19:57):
and lines and all kinds of. Stuff so if you
you're not out there as a, boss you don't. Understand
you don't understand.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
THAT i could tell you, everything but you're.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Not, YEAH i, mean and there's stuff, like, Honestly i'm
doing it for so, Long SO i look at it this.
Way If i'm only out there once in a while
And i'm doing it for this, song it's taking me that. Long,
sure As i'll better not take someone that. LONG i
don't do that to, them not anyone then the other
guys THAT i used to work. With so you educate,
yourself but not to their.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Point somebody can tell you everything that they want. To
but if you don't understand what's going, on then you.
Don't actually there's no value in it for. You you
can't break it. Down how much AM i? Making AM
i losing? Anything are they you, know milking the clock
or they and that's why. Equivalent it's good that you're out.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
There thank.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
You, YEAH i got the nickname the. Warden you're the, warden,
now that's what that's what they told. Me AND i
get more when your brother's. There they don't like it
When junior is not, there and it's just me because
it's we're going to go get to it and then
we can mess.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Around, well you know WHAT i think is funny. TOO
i hide AND i just. WATCH i did. IT i
did it the other day And i'm not gonna say
WHAT i. Saw it's not with. You it was one
of the other. Employees and THEN i just watched what he.
Did and then someone was coming and how he he.
(21:23):
Disappeared i'm Not, Yeah i'm not Gonna i'm not gonna say.
Exactly i'll say it when it's. Off they picked, something
they picked something. Up we'll just say.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That, yeah like they're. WORKING i get.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
It, no, no, no, no it was at the end
of the.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Day they were.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Done but they picked something, up they saw, something they
picked it up and. Alone, yeah we're gonna leave it.
Alone BUT i just watched AND i was kind of like,
that it's kind of. Funny it's just because you never
you never. Know you never fucking.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Know, no you.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Don't it's not. Important on top of things and watching.
People people don't, watch and he wasn't you.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Do gotta have, fun you have to HAVE i always
have fun there, sometimes but SOMETIMES i go off on,
it not LIKE i. WAS i go through my mania.
Periods LIKE i always tell, them IF i want to,
Paint i'm going into a mania BECAUSE i just want
to paint. SHIT i painted my whole. HOUSE i was
in a mad. Manni everything was.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
WHITE i get, it you.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Know WHAT i.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
MEAN i didn't get it the one time looks See
i'm telling. You i'm, Like, michelle you painted it with
house paint and it looks like. Shit and she's, like,
no to, me it's. Perfect it don't.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Matter the next thing we, HAD i can't. Say there's
somebody that, okay he came in AND i was bad
and this person was, bad and she's, Like i'm gonna
paint the office AND i was, like.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Okay they painted around the, clocks around the. Star they
didn't paint anything off the. Wall they just start painting around.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
It.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yo that's that's a bad ass junk, yard. Right there's
like three different shades of pink and then ship painted.
Around that's that's. Good, yeah it was fucking.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Funny it.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Was it.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Was it was for.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Him it. WASN'T i wasn't on, anything but he.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Was i'll tell you what happened. Though the other, day
and my brother was passed AND i think you were.
Too SO i get to the yard and all of a,
SUDDEN i hear this is like five days. Ago there's
a homeless. Person they're living over there across the railroad
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tracks on the other, side on the other, side, Right
so here's. Me let me, look. OKAY i slide down
And i'm looking and he's, like, no, no he's right.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
There i'm telling.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
You i'm telling you he's he's in. There it's a commune, conye.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Time, out time Out ahead's hanging out your window right.
NOW i can see. Them what? Happened you see the?
DRUMS i see blinking lights.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
There so here's. Me i'm, LIKE i gotta go see.
This oh, no there's and As i'm coming there GOES
i SEE i see flip. FLORENCE i slide down This
no one's getting through, here. Right i'm, Five i'm five,
four one hundred and fifteen. POUNDS i slide down it
Sh it's getting in my. Hair i'm getting all fucked.
(24:27):
Up Then i'm looking OVER i can't really. See i'm
running across The amtrak tracks and there's like how. Many
it's not like there's one.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Track you're, LIKE i get over.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
There guess what it. Is it's a fucking trash. Can
it's a blue fucking trash.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Can that we've known about since last, year countless. Time
he told, them, listen cracking.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
DUDE i ran back and this is WHAT i were
you there WHEN i was on it back and he was,
like watch, down it could be.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Live, Yeah he's, like you should go in the woods
without a. Gun she's like four foot into the. Woods yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Right so THEN i get back, up But i'm climbing
up and. Anyway THEN i get AND i look down
AND i, go oh my, gosh there's a hole in.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Here there's there's.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
People living here. Here get the funk. OUT i get back.
Up you shouldn't have gone down there or. Something AND i,
go you fucking, Pussy i'm the one that went out.
There oh you need To there could have been a.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Bear. Bear there has been bears In Bucks. County shout
out the Black.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Bear yet there isn't see your ass over there going
to do. It you meet me doing a, girl go do.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
It. Damn it's stuff like that you gotta. Have you
got to meet this guy though his personality isn't you
want to expected him to say you need a? Gun,
well you, know one TIME.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I took everyone For christmas to The flyers. Game every
year it would take us to The flyers. Game we were,
done they had graffiti. Bridge ryan, said, hey let's go.
Down now we're. Talking this is what like eleven at
night Graffiti, Pierre it's like eleven at.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Night i'm, Like i'm into. Anything he was trying to roll.
Out he's. Gone. Yeah BUT i was Telling michelle about.
It she's, LIKE i want to see, it and it
was like that's, well it's collapsed now for most of most. Parts.
Yeah but at this POINT i didn't know my coworker
as well AS i know him. Now BUT i thought
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he was like ark cor billy, Badass and then that
night showed me. Everything. YEAH i.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Was all into, it LIKE i don't really. Care i'm,
like let's just go for. It everyone ELSE i would
think it was just me and. YOU i was like
running ahead homeless. Feet, WELL i don't care want to see.
It we went back like the next week in the.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Day because everybody was scared at, night AND i was,
like what are you guys scared of Theres something's gonna
happen to you at this point in your. Life it's
going to well he RAN i think he ran?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Back did he ran?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Back it's like you left the. Woman you are not
as AS i thought you.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Were, now what are you going? To narcis sound.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Too AND i was the youngest one in the group Of,
YEAH i was the oldest and they were. Scared that's,
crazy just me and. Mama, yeah there we.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Go i'm into anything like. That i'm, like, What we're
gonna go do something.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Bad, meanwhile he's talking about drones in, there but talking
about the junkies kills.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
The.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Homeless junkies are gonna kill us running homeless junkies are flying.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Drones yeah that ALL i know is if some of
these DRONES i can't even, afford so, yo some of
them drones are Usually REMEMBER i found the drone that
got it came down in the yard.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
AND i grabbed.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
It listen.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Gets a drone Till, mark he gets a drone For.
Christmas so he brings it up my, house, right.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
So oh, no my kid, Says, JUNIOR i know, here
what is?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
That he, says it's a.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
DRONE i just got, it you, know this morning For?
Christmas dana left. It tell, me he, said CAN i?
Fly he, said, yeah forget.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
It the thing was. Gone he flew that. Thing me
and him go back in the. HOUSE i, said, yo
get controller back To. Mark he handsled the. Controller no,
drone he was my. Drone it flew, Away, bud here you.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Go this is all, well we get nervous because when
people have, DRONES i automatically think who's sending them down?
There to? See if we're doing something?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Dirty, Man, LISTEN i get drones flying over MY i,
know but you know WHAT i.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Mean. Rich so the guy drops it and THEN i
had to go and give it.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Back, yeah he was upset THOUGH i wouldn't give it.
Back drone costs me like fourteen hundred. Bucks was, like,
yeah this junk yard costs me a lot more money than. That,
yeah you owe me for my. Picture yeah they, will
they will.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Money they will fly drone over junk. Yard she would
if they're looking for, parts.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
They're trying to get out of the two. Bucks mother.
Fuckers they will do, that you.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
KNOW i tried to do that a while, ago years
and years, ago when it drones were first coming. ALONG
i thought it'd be pretty cool IF i had something
WHERE i could show people could watch it live and, say,
okay here's.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Whatever but, mentioned, well technology now is so. Crazy you can,
yeah but she won't be able to trust the people
that work for. You, yeah but we'd be like putting
help in the yard in the middle of the, yard
a big red cross the spot the fun. Out IF
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i was, like you're, dead just get some paint and
draw some huge tits and.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
We actually want to put the junk. Yard, barbie didn't
you say that about? Right, yeah so that when people
fly they can.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
See that came from you And raoul when you took
that picture over the. Yard but it would have been.
Cool you see t. There just paint.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Them he took me up on we went for a
plane ride on one of those Little patsy. KLINE i
can people die in.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Them you got to.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Do the roofs are white, anyway, right so get some
get up, there get some pink paint and right on
across the roof and whoever's going in and out on
planes or what don't see.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
IT i think it'd be cool for twenty you. KNOW
i said that the other. Night, OH i said it
At we went to family dinner On sunday AND i said, that,
Yeah ryan made four twenty look for twenty junkyard. Dogs
and then someone, goes.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
That's the steam. Fitters what is, It, oh my steam Fit,
yes steam.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
FITTERS i, said shut, up we're junk.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yard, mother.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
That's how that's.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Wrong she kept coming. In she looks a lot of
my friends are in the.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Union look show them that's a union.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
CuPy it's funny having like a boss that you, respect
but that can also be your, friend you, know like
we know the time and place for. That, yeah that's.
Cool Well i'm at. Work it's business related and there's
nothing against, that you know. Not but when she comes
in sometimes she'll yell at, me you, know where's your
junk yard barbie? Shirt where's your junkyard barbie? Hood he
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you know. Whatever then she comes in with not local
whatever on the front of her, shirt you, know Rufers
union and all this. Ship and then she's handing out
the cards and hats And i'm, like, yo the wrong.
Team it's supposed to be pink.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Right listen to, me.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Union on. US i formed my own.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
UNION i have, FRIENDS i have. Friends we had this.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Discussion you don't that's.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Right they never called the never they never answered the
how about.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
That union union? SHIP i don't. KNOW i come back
to you.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Now LET'S i, know not going back to, me but about.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
It what.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
We're the junk yard.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Union the junk yard they are the junkyard.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
UNION i can organize. That you got fired last, time
leaving the man. Alone it's just. Different, oh how's it?
Different there's funds? Involved hold on?
Speaker 1 (33:05):
What, yes we will talk about that after the.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Show, Ryan i'll beat A. Lensky they drunk.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
UNION i should never have Left. ELON i, Know, RICH
i know you could.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Be an electric car right? Now ye, right you could
make them start making electric. Jeeps you know WHAT i was.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
In they are already doing.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
That fuck.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
That that's not a jeep. Thing And i'm sick and
tired of these dumb fucking. Ducks, again it was brought
up to. ME i, said get your fucking ducks out of.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Here it's the wrangler. Community they're the. Worst you gotta
get the Jeep, cherokee Next, jay the real, jeeps whatever they're.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Not we'll sit here all. DAY i see him. Laughing
why she wants to say something so?
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Bad he's.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Waiting, man my figure is so on this.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Cat say.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
It, listen. Listen Grocery getters THE jk THAT i worked,
On oh my, gosh it's. RIDICULOUS i don't know how
they're so flimsy, there they're so.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
YEAH i, DO i. DO i.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
DON'T i don't like the new. ONES i really really.
Don't But i'll tell.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
You what it.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Is what it.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Is you can remove the top from this.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
JOKE i don't think so.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Well you got yours.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Off, YEAH i just don't take mine off because it
has all the advertising on, it BECAUSE i. Don't that's true.
TOO i just you know, WHAT i did it for
so many years when the kids were, little and it
just been, there done, it and yeah it was just yeah,
NO i had a soft hop over. It BUT i
just once you've done it for so many, years it's just.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Easier pop the doors.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Off, YEAH i.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
DO i think that. Too you guys sign a waiver
to get in. Hers she told me take the, jeep you,
know that popped the doors. Off go get my old,
lady you, know let's go for a. RIDE i almost.
Lost there ain't no seatbelt over. THERE i, said, oh,
look there you. GO i. HAD i had a beautiful
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black one. Right, no, man, no, listen it's this. Thing
it was.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
BEAUTIFUL i put a little left on, it small left
all the way around some bigger.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Tires.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Rims, okay so you, said, day he's in. COLLEGE i
need something reliable to come. BACK i was, like all, right, Listen.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
I'll let you use the. Jeep, right so using THE.
Gp he comes home.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Scared he comes home and it's it's like it's, dark
but he's going out now and it's a little raining
out for my phone.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Rings it's. HIM i, said, ooh what's?
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Up.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
Ah he, SAYS i don't know how you tell you
tell you? THIS i, said what he, SAID i ran somebody?
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Over, okay, alright so something like my tire went ran somebody,
OVER i, SAID i, said explain this to, me, Man he.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
SAID i was coming off to a stop sign and
they were walking in front of me AND i skidded
AND i had they went to gee, like.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Let me at something? Song where is this? Person? Right
now she's sitting on the. CURB i, said, uh, okay back,
up take off and just.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Roll, yeah and he did. It SO i so, No
SO i said to, him you need To SO i,
said you need to get rid of this. Jeep now
you got traded.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
In so he's only.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Kidding so he trades my jeep. IN i, said get
something THAT i would. Want, bro this is all you? Know, yeah,
yeah you know WHAT i. Mean stuck on the stuck
on the front. Rear you know WHAT i. Mean he's
got some skin on the, headlight you. Know So i'm,
like so he, goes, yeah he goes to school, whatever
(37:46):
you know WHAT i. Mean and now he's going to
come show me what he. Got, jeez what did he?
Get he?
Speaker 4 (37:53):
Got he got a Convertible Mustang Triple black but it
had A v. Six my, god totally just totally, like,
LISTEN i get, it you ran somebody, over But i'd
rather have the.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Jeep, yeah what the? Hell college educated, idiot you know
WHAT i. Mean So i'm, like what the? Fuck?
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Man NOW i love my. Jeep my jeep, though doesn't have.
ANYTHING i call it like The springsteen, Song it's a suicide.
Ride Baby we're born we're gonna die. Nothing jill comes.
HOME i pick her up at the fucking. Airport no,
seatbelts no, doors no, nothing, nothing, Nothing AND i pull.
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OVER i see her AND i, went, ah pull over
to the. SIGN i jump out AND i have a
sign and it says hooker AND i go looking for Miss.
Hooker she jumps, in the jumps in the jeep and she's,
like you, know you start looking for the.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Seatbelt where is?
Speaker 1 (38:59):
It AND i, go, yeah you see this thing right,
here and hold the funk onto, it hold onto this
and we're gonna be.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Rolling that's. It that's that was. It she got.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Warning and by the, way flying flying ninety, five, no, listen,
listen it's a. Jeep enjoy. Yourself, yeah that's What i'm.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Saying taylor happened and then told me there wasn't a.
Seatbelt it was the first left turn. OVER i Guess
i'm in your seatbelt, now that's. IT i love.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
That DAMN i love. That damn, CAR i SWEAR i love.
Her i'm not getting rid of. HER i don't.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Care so here's a. DISCUSSION i thought all this. Time
there was a skunk on the table And rich was
talking with the he almost hit. It is this a
fucking like antal dick on the? Tail?
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Yeah, yeah it's a. Tail. Yeah, well my girlfriend has
porn and one of her sponsors is Spunk, clube and
that came and she.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Gave that to. Me i'm supposed to look like a.
SKUNK i thought it was a sperm.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Way everybody touches. It it took you that long to say.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
SOMETHING i wasn't paying attention to. IT i just thought
it was like a list and THEN i seen that
a little. Bit now it looks like a smurf Fet.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Right this is going to be used For spin the Dial.
Dough we're having a game which made a game. Up
it's Called spin The Dill. Dough we got some girls
that are going to do it And i'm HAVING I
am going to have The Homeless dating. Game So i'm
going to get three homeless guys AND i have to
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pick which. One i'm going to go out on a
date with.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
A double date with my mother in, law but she
can join in the homeless. Game the homeless homeless. Games, gosh,
Ship i'm all, though is this her song The?
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Biscuit that's a?
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Roll, yeah that's. It that's the, role, right there taste
the honey.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Sauce oh my, gosh that is so. Funny you know
what we're gonna do, though we are going to wrap this.
Up you have to come, back, absolutely you have to
come back now that you're now that you're used. To
we're doing it live at the yard Next, thursday so
(41:48):
that'll be.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Fun put me on the. Spot get at awkward for?
Speaker 1 (41:51):
You, YEAH i can get like. People we're gonna have.
Fun we're gonna have, fun and then we're gonna take
it somewhere. Else we're gonna have a good.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Time, yeah it sounds like a good.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Time, yeah we're gonna take it there and then go
somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Interesting uh, yeah we got to find some midget. Strippers
what's up with?
Speaker 3 (42:09):
You?
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Guys brings it up every single, thing every single.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Time, look it's what the people are, here that's.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Right So i'm gonna Bring i'm gonna bring some.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
IN i got some.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Friends oh my, god jump up on the counter and ship.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Dude that would be. So Now i'm gonna have them
wrestle right, here right on the.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Bed can we open the? Window you're wrestling you're wrestling?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Them, oh speaking of, that, Really now we gotta we
gotta wrap. This we'll talk about it off the, air but, yeah,
anyway and so we Got. RYAN i love, You thank
you so much for coming.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
By thanks for having. Me you're.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Welcome H how DO i want to end? This Because
ryan gets arrested to a, lot it's is for both of.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
You, MAN i got my coin now from being. Arrested
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard BARBIEES podcast. Hi, this is Michelle junk Air Barbie
and I'm here with my co host Rich. Hey everybody,
(00:31):
this is the first time you're listening. I'm the owner
of a nine acre complete you pull it yard filled
with cars, trucks, fans, motorcycles, much more, nice little classic
car section. I also have a separate Wrangler yard, which
is a full service yard open seven days a week
Monday through Saturday, nine until four thirty, Sunday nine to
two thirty. And check out my website junk Air Barbie
(00:55):
dot com. On there you'll see on my social media
best place to get me at is my Facebook page
JYB Michelle. Also, I buy cars seven days a week,
any condition. You can either bring them in or we
can pick them up, and I also pick up abandoned
vehicles as well. When you go onto the Facebook page,
you will see as I am a huge animal advocate.
(01:17):
Up at the top there, hit that where it says
animal Rescues. And with that, I'm going to put my
little commercial on. Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie. Are
you looking for our FII friend who needs a forever home.
Right here in our community, local animal rescues are filled
(01:37):
with lovable pets waiting for you. Dogs, cats, all with
hearts as big as our palls, ready to bring joy
to your life. By adopting our fostering, you're not just
getting a pet, You're saving a life. Every adoption helps
make room for another animal in need. If you can't
adopt right now, you can still make a huge difference
(01:59):
by donating, fostering or volunteering at your local shelter. Together,
we can ensure every animal finds a loving home. Visit
your local animal rescue today and let the love begin. Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer,
share people's posts, be a hero for those who need
(02:21):
it most. Your new best friend is waiting. Also, I'd
like to add please spay, please, newter please migrant ship.
Uh oh, hold on for a second. Oh boy, hey,
hold on for a sec and carryoki king, go.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
For it, bring it. What the fuck is up, guys,
I don't know. She's been screwing everything up all night.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Can you hear me better now?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, let's just.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Go fucking talk. I want to hear a go crazy today,
Go fucking nuts.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Give me something.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
You want me to run about.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Something, dude, I want you to go fucking bananas.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I think that fucking shit is nutty around this fucking place,
you know what I mean. Like, if it's not one thing,
it's a fucking another. Like I put up security cameras
because somebody's robbing people in my fucking neighborhood, Like let
me catch that motherfucker. Like, let that motherfucker come and
rob my house. You picked the wrong I'll tell you
that because you're leaving in a fucking body bag, you
dumb son of a bitch, Because like fucking what the fuck,
(03:33):
get a fucking job, go work for it like the
rest of us. Fucking dude, don't fucking run around stealing
like a piece of shit in the middle of the day,
in the middle of the night. Like what kind of
fucking coward fucking just has to run around taking people's tools,
Like don't you tell that motherfucker needs his tools to
fucking go work for his fucking paycheck to pay your
fucking welfare and shit, Like what the fuck, dude, what
a ship the fuck alone? That's right, motherfuckers kick me
(03:54):
off like these you know, fucking go steal something worth while.
Go get fucking three hots to the cotton buck or something,
you dumb motherfucker's right, I'm stealing, mister.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah. I give the people credit though, the ones that
doing broad day, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
The fueh give them mad credit.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I give you a little bit more credit.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
That's all you got. You're not even angry.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Did you get high?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I'm not even angry. I'm gonna smoke more pot here
in a minute. I just actually a brownie minute.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Do you hear him? He goes, I'm not even angry.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Wanna smoke?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
We well fucking do some maths because they ain't gonna
be best.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
He's gonna neat brownie.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I'll pass on that.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, wa yeah, I miss eating brownie.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Listen. I like when you get crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
And the other people that pissed me off, Like today, fuckday.
You gotta go to fucking Jersey. You gotta go drive
with all these dumb on these motherfuckers drive up the
highway with their sucking four ways on doing forty mile
an hour on fucking Jersey Turnpike like text it on
your fucking boat. Not been having their four way zone
because they can't fucking drive, which is the real reason
they should be all think they're fucking special and they
(05:06):
need their own fucking texting lane or something like I
wanna ship shove back down and pat you go.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Man, my fucking love you guys. I love you too.
That's awesome. R oh yeah, yeah, that was a goal.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
That was when he goes fucking nuts that one time
he was going politically nuts and we just didn't even care.
We just let him all. Dude, I never lived so
fucking hard. He gets so angry. And on that note,
guess what. We have a surprise guest today, Ryan Gold.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Come on, we got thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Oh I was. I was in BJ's today.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You want to beach Maria.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
She was with me, so of course she forgets her
card his card, right, yeah, and we were right there. Okay,
so now we got to back up, right, So the
lady's waiting on her. Now I'll trying to bring her
stuff up. Whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
The guy that was going to wait on us, okay,
he's now open, you know what I mean, It's like
his lane's open. So there was a woman standing beside me,
who is going to go behind me? Okay, he goes,
I guess sir, sir, come on up, not to me,
to her.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I had to do a double take. I was like, yeah,
he's he's really no, he said it to this lady.
Step up. They're waiting on somebody or something.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I'm like, When I turn around, I looked at her,
I was like, Yo, this dude, absolutely correct, step up.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I had to. I left my car there and I
walked around and I was facing the wall because I
was I was dying.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Ryan's done that to me at the yard.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
The other week.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Yo, buddy, buddy, you can't be over here. But she
had a hoodie on. I couldn't see the hair.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
She's wearing some like timberlind boots. Here we go Walmart, Timberlain's. Yeah, right,
they were water her union stompers.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
No.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I got him from Donnie, my cousin Donnie.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
So Ryan, I know nothing.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Oh, I think it was tweaking out.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
And he was like, what I got a question.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I'm sitting here at my science project, right I got
a science project right there.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
You see that black thing behind you with Barbie?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Yeah, with the two women, that's that is a vintage Yeah, okay,
what is the problem with the vintage Barbies?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Okay, you take a look. Okay, hold out in front
of you. Okay, the once in a dress okay, yeah,
once in the dress.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
They're both in dresses.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Her hand, what is that a dick? What is her
hand on the other? The other from everything?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Yeah, Barbie predicted the chicks for chicken. It's a chick
with a dick, bro And you tell me this is vintage.
I'm glad I was born when I was born?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
What then is that? From listen? The one in the dresses, like, hell,
she's for like twelve years. The other Barbie's got a haardle?
(09:11):
What the fuck is this? Like they emphasized, ye, look
the way the pants are going out.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I'm a little jealous that one Barbie, she's got like
a nine inch cock.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
You hold it gives the meaning of pitching a Yeah,
you know, I'm sitting here looking at it.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Do you know that I've never noticed that? Oh my gosh,
and it is it even?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
You know, how like they do that with Disney stuff.
Somebody was like they did with the teletubby. They definitely
did that with this and I'm probably the only one
that got that more.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
You know, here's what you do. Put a mustache on
the other Barbie. Okay, go ahead, just put what you're
a mess. You're a mess. But listen, you got he
she our resolves in here.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Okay, hold on, Okay, okay, this is yeah, so this
is really quick. First of all, I just want to
say Ryan, I love you. You're like my son.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I love you too, Mom.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Thank you. Ryan is like second in command out in
that yard. He fucking rocks it because this we're this
is our second when we're gonna do so we're doing
it really quick. Ryan rocks it. He does all the machines,
he fixes on, he rolls on, he takes care of
the people out there, takes care of the front. When
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my brother's not there, he's he's number one. You know.
I love my brother, Thank Jesus for my brother. My
brother needs to fucking kind of retire because Ryan does
everything my brother does. But my brother gets like he's
all scared of shit, you know. And I used to
have Ryan like completely like into like listen to the
things that I say because I have like kind of
like more of like my father, you know what I mean.
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But my brother's like, so we started drinking the fucking
kool aid. So now I'm really back at action and
he's coming back.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
When I was bringing the cars in, you just okay, Richard,
here and you go back in the trailer. When I
was back back the vehicle. M hm, up behind the gate. Okay,
you didn't see what went on behind that gate?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
No, what happened?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
What are you don unhook all the straps? Uh huh,
he's don't pull on rams out. I'm like, okay, he's.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Good, right for the back winded What are you fucking
kidding me?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Ryan?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I was you.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
The road out, lift it right off and I pulled
right out.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
He's because they were beat to ship. Yeah, he's I'll
tell you what, he's a great I'll tell you what.
We already went through that that I was kind of
like out. I was there, but you know for like
a year. So coming backwards, So is that when you
got this? That's when I got that?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
What? So this is for years I've had this Barbie
and Midge, that would be Barbie and Midge.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Oh my gosh, So somebody gave me that. So things
come in the cars all the time, like dildo's all
kinds of shit. So the teletubby comes in. Now I
think there was all these made, but they had made
a couple that were not right. They weren't allowed to
they fucked these up.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah, I don't think they them.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
They didn't fuck them up. They did it on purpose.
So what are the odds that I get the fucked
up teletubby? So we we don't say this, but the
teletubby is allowed to say it. Okay, So here we go.
It's nothing else wrong.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
His house be possessed tonight. Yeah, no, you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta change your batteries. She went old school. She
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started rolling the batteries.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I did. I remember that, switching them from one spot
to the Yeah, I still do that now.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Batteries around.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It wasn't supposed to say what I was supposed to say.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
But yeah, good. So you got a collection of fucked
up things.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Fucked up things. Yeah, and then just walk around right now,
I'm in all this stuff. So Ryan, let's talk about
what is the probably one of the funniest things that
has ever happened at the yard that you have been
part of or seen.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Honest, there's a lot that goes on the yard that's funny.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
You know, anything in particular that like kind of stands
out oh no, man.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
There's some weird things that happened on a daily basis
in the car. No, I found plenty of well, actually
that's not true. With a toilet on the back of
my co workers. So you used it. But it was
like a mountain of stuff in this truck and the
toilet was like halfway on top. Okay. So he's like, man,
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you won't get up there and ship I buy you
lunch for the next two days. Okay, you know what
I have that I worked for? And I was like,
you know, why not? That's it. I don't got nothing
to lose. I got up there, took a ship in
the toilet and that's that's awesome. That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
And I didn't even know that you.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Have your business. There's a lot of people that work
out in the field, man, and they do some weird
things and cars and camper Yeah, I can attest to that.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Mmm.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
So there's there's a lot of weirdness. But as far
as funny, I don't know, man, some days are funny.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
What was.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Okay, Well, I'm gonna tell a funny one. I can't
see the whole thing, but this guy is stealing radiators
from me. So everybody's like, you know, running through. I'm
on the side. This guy's like throwing radiators over my head. Okay,
not even over the fence. And he took a bench
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seat out of a van and he must have gotten tired.
He goes, oh, it tastes like a nap.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I'm like, what the fuck, and.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Then he starts throwing him over. I come popping out
and he's like, so the dude, it's like this big
fucking dude. He's walking. He's walking down down the middle
of the thing, and all of a sudden, what you do,
no see a spider monkey tumble top of the gun.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Listen, it wasn't that. What happened was she scared of him,
so he started trying to like run away, and my
other boss, you know, he like stopped him and was
talking to him. Well then like he made a turn
towards him, and you know, I was just like, well,
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I guess I'm just gonna jump on that's it. That's it.
Dude was like six', Five SO i just jumped on his,
back left the riding my boss ynging off of the same.
Guy when the cops got. There that was young for,
Mommy oh, My god gave me a nickname Spider.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Monkey spider, monkey because, dude ALL i could see Is
i'm yelling at him and he's walking and then all
of a, sudden you See. Ryan but it was like
this and then and THEN i guess my brother told
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whatever when we got him down, there he's. Right he
was in the office with. Everyone we shut the whole thing.
Down when they were putting them LIKE i need my, mommy.
Mommy it's like a fucking Pussy.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Are you kidding? Me oh my?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
God it was, like you, know so, anyway that was
that was a funny.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Time you guys got creative. Down you got a junk.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yard we we do a lot of.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Stuff we do a lot of. Stuff we have a
lot of fun and do crazy. Things it just doesn't get,
filmed you. Know, yeah, yeah one of the best version comes.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Filmed some of it is fun, Though like there a
car will come in that we know it's going to be.
Shitty the engine's already shot and he'll take it like
a body and cly thing and like be doing donut's
all over why all kinds of ship and they used
to do it at. Night i'm chill with.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
That but my now my brother.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Isn't i'm kind of like.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
He's getting. Better, yeah he's getting a. Little we took
him for a ride and he was laughing so much
at hurt because of how nerve. Wracking it was, like all,
right too, fast two s. Stuff we're going towards, it
but didn't hit. It it's LIKE i understand.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
That, yeah he's he's getting he's getting.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Better he's getting.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Better he's the. MORE i just believe if you're gonna.
Work i've always been like, this, yeah have to have.
Fun Like i'll Stop ryan And i'll.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Be like we should do.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
This And ryan's, like you, Know i'm on your, clock
you're paying, Me And i'm, liked let's have fun.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Now, Yeah she's like let's go fuck off And i'm like,
no It's he's, like you're the one that taught me.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
That but if you don't have, fun LIKE i Told
jimmy where you, know he's gonna be getting another. Job
but oh BUT i didn't say, that he gets in.
Trouble but if you work for somebody and they treat
you like, shit you don't want To and his boss
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has never, worked do you know WHAT i? Mean Like
i've worked outside with the. GUYS i know what it's.
LIKE i get, it not to the point that they.
Do BUT i have the respect Of, okay LIKE i Was,
RYAN i want to cut a. Cat, well he's out
there all the, time he, Said. Michelle the cats have,
changed like the way they're you, know where they're put
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and lines and all kinds of. Stuff so if you
you're not out there as a, boss you don't. Understand
you don't understand.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
THAT i could tell you, everything but you're.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Not, YEAH i, mean and there's stuff, like, Honestly i'm
doing it for so, Long SO i look at it this.
Way If i'm only out there once in a while
And i'm doing it for this, song it's taking me that. Long,
sure As i'll better not take someone that. LONG i
don't do that to, them not anyone then the other
guys THAT i used to work. With so you educate,
yourself but not to their.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Point somebody can tell you everything that they want. To
but if you don't understand what's going, on then you.
Don't actually there's no value in it for. You you
can't break it. Down how much AM i? Making AM
i losing? Anything are they you, know milking the clock
or they and that's why. Equivalent it's good that you're out.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
There thank.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
You, YEAH i got the nickname the. Warden you're the, warden,
now that's what that's what they told. Me AND i
get more when your brother's. There they don't like it
When junior is not, there and it's just me because
it's we're going to go get to it and then
we can mess.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Around, well you know WHAT i think is funny. TOO
i hide AND i just. WATCH i did. IT i
did it the other day And i'm not gonna say
WHAT i. Saw it's not with. You it was one
of the other. Employees and THEN i just watched what he.
Did and then someone was coming and how he he.
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Disappeared i'm Not, Yeah i'm not Gonna i'm not gonna say.
Exactly i'll say it when it's. Off they picked, something
they picked something. Up we'll just say.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That, yeah like they're. WORKING i get.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
It, no, no, no, no it was at the end
of the.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Day they were.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Done but they picked something, up they saw, something they
picked it up and. Alone, yeah we're gonna leave it.
Alone BUT i just watched AND i was kind of like,
that it's kind of. Funny it's just because you never
you never. Know you never fucking.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Know, no you.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Don't it's not. Important on top of things and watching.
People people don't, watch and he wasn't you.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Do gotta have, fun you have to HAVE i always
have fun there, sometimes but SOMETIMES i go off on,
it not LIKE i. WAS i go through my mania.
Periods LIKE i always tell, them IF i want to,
Paint i'm going into a mania BECAUSE i just want
to paint. SHIT i painted my whole. HOUSE i was
in a mad. Manni everything was.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
WHITE i get, it you.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Know WHAT i.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
MEAN i didn't get it the one time looks See
i'm telling. You i'm, Like, michelle you painted it with
house paint and it looks like. Shit and she's, like,
no to, me it's. Perfect it don't.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Matter the next thing we, HAD i can't. Say there's
somebody that, okay he came in AND i was bad
and this person was, bad and she's, Like i'm gonna
paint the office AND i was, like.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Okay they painted around the, clocks around the. Star they
didn't paint anything off the. Wall they just start painting around.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
It.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yo that's that's a bad ass junk, yard. Right there's
like three different shades of pink and then ship painted.
Around that's that's. Good, yeah it was fucking.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Funny it.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Was it.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Was it was for.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Him it. WASN'T i wasn't on, anything but he.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Was i'll tell you what happened. Though the other, day
and my brother was passed AND i think you were.
Too SO i get to the yard and all of a,
SUDDEN i hear this is like five days. Ago there's
a homeless. Person they're living over there across the railroad
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tracks on the other, side on the other, side, Right
so here's. Me let me, look. OKAY i slide down
And i'm looking and he's, like, no, no he's right.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
There i'm telling.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
You i'm telling you he's he's in. There it's a commune, conye.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Time, out time Out ahead's hanging out your window right.
NOW i can see. Them what? Happened you see the?
DRUMS i see blinking lights.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
There so here's. Me i'm, LIKE i gotta go see.
This oh, no there's and As i'm coming there GOES
i SEE i see flip. FLORENCE i slide down This
no one's getting through, here. Right i'm, Five i'm five,
four one hundred and fifteen. POUNDS i slide down it
Sh it's getting in my. Hair i'm getting all fucked.
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Up Then i'm looking OVER i can't really. See i'm
running across The amtrak tracks and there's like how. Many
it's not like there's one.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Track you're, LIKE i get over.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
There guess what it. Is it's a fucking trash. Can
it's a blue fucking trash.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Can that we've known about since last, year countless. Time
he told, them, listen cracking.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
DUDE i ran back and this is WHAT i were
you there WHEN i was on it back and he was,
like watch, down it could be.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Live, Yeah he's, like you should go in the woods
without a. Gun she's like four foot into the. Woods yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Right so THEN i get back, up But i'm climbing
up and. Anyway THEN i get AND i look down
AND i, go oh my, gosh there's a hole in.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Here there's there's.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
People living here. Here get the funk. OUT i get back.
Up you shouldn't have gone down there or. Something AND i,
go you fucking, Pussy i'm the one that went out.
There oh you need To there could have been a.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Bear. Bear there has been bears In Bucks. County shout
out the Black.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Bear yet there isn't see your ass over there going
to do. It you meet me doing a, girl go do.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
It. Damn it's stuff like that you gotta. Have you
got to meet this guy though his personality isn't you
want to expected him to say you need a? Gun,
well you, know one TIME.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I took everyone For christmas to The flyers. Game every
year it would take us to The flyers. Game we were,
done they had graffiti. Bridge ryan, said, hey let's go.
Down now we're. Talking this is what like eleven at
night Graffiti, Pierre it's like eleven at.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Night i'm, Like i'm into. Anything he was trying to roll.
Out he's. Gone. Yeah BUT i was Telling michelle about.
It she's, LIKE i want to see, it and it
was like that's, well it's collapsed now for most of most. Parts.
Yeah but at this POINT i didn't know my coworker
as well AS i know him. Now BUT i thought
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he was like ark cor billy, Badass and then that
night showed me. Everything. YEAH i.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Was all into, it LIKE i don't really. Care i'm,
like let's just go for. It everyone ELSE i would
think it was just me and. YOU i was like
running ahead homeless. Feet, WELL i don't care want to see.
It we went back like the next week in the.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Day because everybody was scared at, night AND i was,
like what are you guys scared of Theres something's gonna
happen to you at this point in your. Life it's
going to well he RAN i think he ran?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Back did he ran?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Back it's like you left the. Woman you are not
as AS i thought you.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Were, now what are you going? To narcis sound.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Too AND i was the youngest one in the group Of,
YEAH i was the oldest and they were. Scared that's,
crazy just me and. Mama, yeah there we.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Go i'm into anything like. That i'm, like, What we're
gonna go do something.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Bad, meanwhile he's talking about drones in, there but talking
about the junkies kills.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
The.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Homeless junkies are gonna kill us running homeless junkies are flying.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Drones yeah that ALL i know is if some of
these DRONES i can't even, afford so, yo some of
them drones are Usually REMEMBER i found the drone that
got it came down in the yard.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
AND i grabbed.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
It listen.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Gets a drone Till, mark he gets a drone For.
Christmas so he brings it up my, house, right.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
So oh, no my kid, Says, JUNIOR i know, here
what is?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
That he, says it's a.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
DRONE i just got, it you, know this morning For?
Christmas dana left. It tell, me he, said CAN i?
Fly he, said, yeah forget.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
It the thing was. Gone he flew that. Thing me
and him go back in the. HOUSE i, said, yo
get controller back To. Mark he handsled the. Controller no,
drone he was my. Drone it flew, Away, bud here you.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Go this is all, well we get nervous because when
people have, DRONES i automatically think who's sending them down?
There to? See if we're doing something?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Dirty, Man, LISTEN i get drones flying over MY i,
know but you know WHAT i.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Mean. Rich so the guy drops it and THEN i
had to go and give it.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Back, yeah he was upset THOUGH i wouldn't give it.
Back drone costs me like fourteen hundred. Bucks was, like,
yeah this junk yard costs me a lot more money than. That,
yeah you owe me for my. Picture yeah they, will
they will.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Money they will fly drone over junk. Yard she would
if they're looking for, parts.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
They're trying to get out of the two. Bucks mother.
Fuckers they will do, that you.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
KNOW i tried to do that a while, ago years
and years, ago when it drones were first coming. ALONG
i thought it'd be pretty cool IF i had something
WHERE i could show people could watch it live and, say,
okay here's.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Whatever but, mentioned, well technology now is so. Crazy you can,
yeah but she won't be able to trust the people
that work for. You, yeah but we'd be like putting
help in the yard in the middle of the, yard
a big red cross the spot the fun. Out IF
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i was, like you're, dead just get some paint and
draw some huge tits and.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
We actually want to put the junk. Yard, barbie didn't
you say that about? Right, yeah so that when people
fly they can.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
See that came from you And raoul when you took
that picture over the. Yard but it would have been.
Cool you see t. There just paint.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Them he took me up on we went for a
plane ride on one of those Little patsy. KLINE i
can people die in.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Them you got to.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Do the roofs are white, anyway, right so get some
get up, there get some pink paint and right on
across the roof and whoever's going in and out on
planes or what don't see.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
IT i think it'd be cool for twenty you. KNOW
i said that the other. Night, OH i said it
At we went to family dinner On sunday AND i said, that,
Yeah ryan made four twenty look for twenty junkyard. Dogs
and then someone, goes.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
That's the steam. Fitters what is, It, oh my steam Fit,
yes steam.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
FITTERS i, said shut, up we're junk.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yard, mother.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
That's how that's.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Wrong she kept coming. In she looks a lot of
my friends are in the.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Union look show them that's a union.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
CuPy it's funny having like a boss that you, respect
but that can also be your, friend you, know like
we know the time and place for. That, yeah that's.
Cool Well i'm at. Work it's business related and there's
nothing against, that you know. Not but when she comes
in sometimes she'll yell at, me you, know where's your
junk yard barbie? Shirt where's your junkyard barbie? Hood he
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you know. Whatever then she comes in with not local
whatever on the front of her, shirt you, know Rufers
union and all this. Ship and then she's handing out
the cards and hats And i'm, like, yo the wrong.
Team it's supposed to be pink.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Right listen to, me.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Union on. US i formed my own.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
UNION i have, FRIENDS i have. Friends we had this.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Discussion you don't that's.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Right they never called the never they never answered the
how about.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
That union union? SHIP i don't. KNOW i come back
to you.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Now LET'S i, know not going back to, me but about.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
It what.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
We're the junk yard.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Union the junk yard they are the junkyard.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
UNION i can organize. That you got fired last, time
leaving the man. Alone it's just. Different, oh how's it?
Different there's funds? Involved hold on?
Speaker 1 (33:05):
What, yes we will talk about that after the.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Show, Ryan i'll beat A. Lensky they drunk.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
UNION i should never have Left. ELON i, Know, RICH
i know you could.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Be an electric car right? Now ye, right you could
make them start making electric. Jeeps you know WHAT i was.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
In they are already doing.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
That fuck.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
That that's not a jeep. Thing And i'm sick and
tired of these dumb fucking. Ducks, again it was brought
up to. ME i, said get your fucking ducks out of.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Here it's the wrangler. Community they're the. Worst you gotta
get the Jeep, cherokee Next, jay the real, jeeps whatever they're.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Not we'll sit here all. DAY i see him. Laughing
why she wants to say something so?
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Bad he's.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Waiting, man my figure is so on this.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Cat say.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
It, listen. Listen Grocery getters THE jk THAT i worked,
On oh my, gosh it's. RIDICULOUS i don't know how
they're so flimsy, there they're so.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
YEAH i, DO i. DO i.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
DON'T i don't like the new. ONES i really really.
Don't But i'll tell.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
You what it.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Is what it.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Is you can remove the top from this.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
JOKE i don't think so.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Well you got yours.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Off, YEAH i just don't take mine off because it
has all the advertising on, it BECAUSE i. Don't that's true.
TOO i just you know, WHAT i did it for
so many years when the kids were, little and it
just been, there done, it and yeah it was just yeah,
NO i had a soft hop over. It BUT i
just once you've done it for so many, years it's just.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Easier pop the doors.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Off, YEAH i.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
DO i think that. Too you guys sign a waiver
to get in. Hers she told me take the, jeep you,
know that popped the doors. Off go get my old,
lady you, know let's go for a. RIDE i almost.
Lost there ain't no seatbelt over. THERE i, said, oh,
look there you. GO i. HAD i had a beautiful
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black one. Right, no, man, no, listen it's this. Thing
it was.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
BEAUTIFUL i put a little left on, it small left
all the way around some bigger.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Tires.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Rims, okay so you, said, day he's in. COLLEGE i
need something reliable to come. BACK i was, like all, right, Listen.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
I'll let you use the. Jeep, right so using THE.
Gp he comes home.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Scared he comes home and it's it's like it's, dark
but he's going out now and it's a little raining
out for my phone.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Rings it's. HIM i, said, ooh what's?
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Up.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
Ah he, SAYS i don't know how you tell you
tell you? THIS i, said what he, SAID i ran somebody?
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Over, okay, alright so something like my tire went ran somebody,
OVER i, SAID i, said explain this to, me, Man he.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
SAID i was coming off to a stop sign and
they were walking in front of me AND i skidded
AND i had they went to gee, like.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Let me at something? Song where is this? Person? Right
now she's sitting on the. CURB i, said, uh, okay back,
up take off and just.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Roll, yeah and he did. It SO i so, No
SO i said to, him you need To SO i,
said you need to get rid of this. Jeep now
you got traded.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
In so he's only.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Kidding so he trades my jeep. IN i, said get
something THAT i would. Want, bro this is all you? Know, yeah,
yeah you know WHAT i. Mean stuck on the stuck
on the front. Rear you know WHAT i. Mean he's
got some skin on the, headlight you. Know So i'm,
like so he, goes, yeah he goes to school, whatever
(37:46):
you know WHAT i. Mean and now he's going to
come show me what he. Got, jeez what did he?
Get he?
Speaker 4 (37:53):
Got he got a Convertible Mustang Triple black but it
had A v. Six my, god totally just totally, like,
LISTEN i get, it you ran somebody, over But i'd
rather have the.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Jeep, yeah what the? Hell college educated, idiot you know
WHAT i. Mean So i'm, like what the? Fuck?
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Man NOW i love my. Jeep my jeep, though doesn't have.
ANYTHING i call it like The springsteen, Song it's a suicide.
Ride Baby we're born we're gonna die. Nothing jill comes.
HOME i pick her up at the fucking. Airport no,
seatbelts no, doors no, nothing, nothing, Nothing AND i pull.
(38:40):
OVER i see her AND i, went, ah pull over
to the. SIGN i jump out AND i have a
sign and it says hooker AND i go looking for Miss.
Hooker she jumps, in the jumps in the jeep and she's,
like you, know you start looking for the.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Seatbelt where is?
Speaker 1 (38:59):
It AND i, go, yeah you see this thing right,
here and hold the funk onto, it hold onto this
and we're gonna be.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Rolling that's. It that's that was. It she got.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Warning and by the, way flying flying ninety, five, no, listen,
listen it's a. Jeep enjoy. Yourself, yeah that's What i'm.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Saying taylor happened and then told me there wasn't a.
Seatbelt it was the first left turn. OVER i Guess
i'm in your seatbelt, now that's. IT i love.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
That DAMN i love. That damn, CAR i SWEAR i love.
Her i'm not getting rid of. HER i don't.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Care so here's a. DISCUSSION i thought all this. Time
there was a skunk on the table And rich was
talking with the he almost hit. It is this a
fucking like antal dick on the? Tail?
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Yeah, yeah it's a. Tail. Yeah, well my girlfriend has
porn and one of her sponsors is Spunk, clube and
that came and she.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Gave that to. Me i'm supposed to look like a.
SKUNK i thought it was a sperm.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Way everybody touches. It it took you that long to say.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
SOMETHING i wasn't paying attention to. IT i just thought
it was like a list and THEN i seen that
a little. Bit now it looks like a smurf Fet.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Right this is going to be used For spin the Dial.
Dough we're having a game which made a game. Up
it's Called spin The Dill. Dough we got some girls
that are going to do it And i'm HAVING I
am going to have The Homeless dating. Game So i'm
going to get three homeless guys AND i have to
(40:49):
pick which. One i'm going to go out on a
date with.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
A double date with my mother in, law but she
can join in the homeless. Game the homeless homeless. Games, gosh,
Ship i'm all, though is this her song The?
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Biscuit that's a?
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Roll, yeah that's. It that's the, role, right there taste
the honey.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Sauce oh my, gosh that is so. Funny you know
what we're gonna do, though we are going to wrap this.
Up you have to come, back, absolutely you have to
come back now that you're now that you're used. To
we're doing it live at the yard Next, thursday so
(41:48):
that'll be.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Fun put me on the. Spot get at awkward for?
Speaker 1 (41:51):
You, YEAH i can get like. People we're gonna have.
Fun we're gonna have, fun and then we're gonna take
it somewhere. Else we're gonna have a good.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Time, yeah it sounds like a good.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Time, yeah we're gonna take it there and then go
somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Interesting uh, yeah we got to find some midget. Strippers
what's up with?
Speaker 3 (42:09):
You?
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Guys brings it up every single, thing every single.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Time, look it's what the people are, here that's.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Right So i'm gonna Bring i'm gonna bring some.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
IN i got some.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Friends oh my, god jump up on the counter and ship.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Dude that would be. So Now i'm gonna have them
wrestle right, here right on the.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Bed can we open the? Window you're wrestling you're wrestling?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Them, oh speaking of, that, Really now we gotta we
gotta wrap. This we'll talk about it off the, air but, yeah,
anyway and so we Got. RYAN i love, You thank
you so much for coming.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
By thanks for having. Me you're.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Welcome H how DO i want to end? This Because
ryan gets arrested to a, lot it's is for both of.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
You, MAN i got my coin now from being. Arrested
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