Lollipop Guild Munchkin Land

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard BARBIEES podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
This is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and I am here with
my co host.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Rich Hi everyone, and.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Are you ready to see your brand on TV? Your computers?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Wish the dude bye?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
That's him. That's funny. I'm telling you, I still can't
get it. If this is the first time you're listening.
I'm the owner of a nine acre complete you pullet yard.
I am located in Marsville, Pennsylvania. Please check out my
website Junkyard Barby dot com. On there you will see
oh my gosh, sorry my phone went off tabs. You'll

(01:05):
see you know home about how I started at a gallery,
Sell your vehicle which I buy vehicle seven days a week,
even after hours, and fill out the form on there,
answer all the questions. You give us a call or
we will call you back, and you can set up
you know, a pickup and we also you know, you
can drive it in or pick it up and the
prices are different. There's also on their animal charity and

(01:29):
also on there all of my social media. If you
really need to get a hold of me, please hit
me up on Facebook page JYB Michelle. That is the
best place to get me. But I also have TikTok, Instagram, YouTube,
and a bunch of other Facebook pages and due to that,
I am big into the animal rescues. Here we go, Hi,

(01:58):
this is Michelle Junker. Are you looking for our fiery
friend who needs a forever home? Right here in our community?
Local animal rescues are filled with lovable pets waiting for you. Dogs, cats,
all with hearts as big as their paws, ready to
bring joy to your life. By adopting our fostering, you're
not just getting a pet, You're saving a life. Every

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adoption helps make room for another animal in need. If
you can't adopt right now, you can still make a
huge difference by donating, fostering or volunteering at your local shelter. Together,
we can ensure every animal finds a loving home. Visit
your local animal rescue today and let the love begin. Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer,

(02:47):
share people's posts, be a hero for those who need
it most. Your new best friend is waiting. Also, please
new or please pay.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Please.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
When you do go to rescue, please hit the euthanized
list first. And also the longest residence.

Speaker 6 (03:06):
Right.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Help out anything you can. It's appreciated because these these
people spend their own money out of their own pocket. Yep.
Anything you can do is a bonus.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Actually, you know what I'm doing, Rich, I've decided, me
and Brittany are going to I'm going to split up
half the goods are going to tr Animal Shelter and
the other half we're going to act in Philly. Okay,
And I made and I'm going to announce it. I
made three hundred and eighty three dollars from that. The
bastist shit out of it. And I'm actually I've already

(03:38):
spent fifty of it sponsoring a dog good and the
other the rest of it I'm actually putting to Cody's Club.
They don't know yet, but there was a Rottweiler, which
everyone knows that that's my breeded dog that I'm in
love with. And the dog was left dehydrated. It's it

(04:01):
was starved almost to death on a platform in Philly
platform cardboard. Chrissy, just like dude, we got to have
her in here. She's doing really good. She got a job, man,
we have to have her in there. We're gonna have
her in here with with her daughter.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
All right. Wait, so before we go any further, I
had your son shows up today right just to say
a lot. He was working in a neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Shut up, okay, so.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
He's not coming to see you, just not in here
to eat. So he comes. He comes, and I was, uh,
I was doing something. So he came up with his
work fan. I'm like, okay, I don't know. I've never
seen his fan before. It must be defense, you know
what I mean. So I'm walking around, I don't see nothing.

(04:56):
Then I got go rich and here is. I was like,
what are you doing? He's like, you know, he was working.
I said, we're gonna stop back. I was like, I
went up to your door. I was going to ask
you if you had any more any any coffee with
that boxer's nuts. I'm not I'm not going there. And
he said he what is that tied up on that

(05:20):
long leash? You know long? I got a long lee line.
I said, it's my wolf man.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
He just did you have the you too?

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yeah? I had her out so you know, we're talking,
you know, bullshit, And and he he had to leave,
so he was going back to work or whatever. So
he's in his truck. I go over announced, I'm going
to put the wolf back in her pen.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
She tied me up like like like a sailor. No way,
right all around my legs because she was jumping up
and down, you know, just doing wolf ship, you know
what I mean. But in the meantime, she's got both
my legs tied up. I'm trying to get the leash
on me.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
What do you yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
She was winning, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
I'm like in my head, I'm like, I noticed kids looking.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
He's fucking loving every minute. You're done. You're fucking done.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
I know we've seen it.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
He's gonna keep that in his mind and bust your ball.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
I did everything I could not to fall down because
if I fell down, she would have been on top
of me, you know, probably choking me with the leash
it was wrapped around her me.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I'm like, what the oh my guys, how did you
get undone?

Speaker 3 (06:32):
I had to unhooked her, unhooked the leash off her
cower because she had it. Listen when she jumps in
the air, she turns in the air.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Holy shit, you know what I mean. She twists, so
hold on she got off the leash. Now she's just
running around. No, I thank Jesus.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
This was when she was on the leash.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Oh my god. But when she came back down, I'm
wrapped up.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
She's wrapped up, and she ain't stopping.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
She was excited. Yeah, she'll be called Jimmy. Then I'm
gonna hear what happened if he saw.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
We'll do that later. Okay, we got to call this.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
I really want to call Jimmy. That's called Jimmy really
quick because I guarantee he ain't going to answer. Hold on,
and then we're calling. We're calling cookie man, We're calling
everybody tonight, every fucking buddy. He's not going to answer, though.
That was nice. He stopped by to see you, my nephew.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Man.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
He is a good kid, isn't he.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yea, I love that kid to death.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
He's not going to answer. Please answer.

Speaker 7 (07:29):
Usually if I called it, Hey, honey, hey, listen, we're
doing this thing.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
Uh to that Jesus Christ actually at them.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Wait, we were just quick. I heard you at the house.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
I got a quick question. Okay, did you see the
wolf tie me up with her leash? I know it, man.
I was like I was like I noticed kids looking

(08:01):
at me. I can't fold down.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
I mean, you should really.

Speaker 6 (08:07):
Talk about your life a little bit better, kids. Yeah,
it's like it's interesting. My first thought, honestly, was.

Speaker 8 (08:18):
Like, get shot when I get out of the car.

Speaker 6 (08:21):
Then immediately the next thought is there's like a pack
of fucking roving dogs.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
And you were like later, yeah, now you did good.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Maybe he's going to have coffee, but the boxer was
going to eat them from my windows.

Speaker 8 (08:39):
That's exactly.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
That's scary up there, right.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
It was.

Speaker 9 (08:44):
Yeah, it was strange. Yeah, but you know, but I
mean I walked up. I thought I was just gonna
get a couple of coffee and like a piss. But
definitely I got enough.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, I told him the whole yards might the whole
property is my toilet.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, there you go. It's like the guard.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, you know what I mean. But I was just
I was just I was just telling you Mom. I'm like, man,
I know he's seen it. And I was just trying
not to fold down because she had me so right, and.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
He's like, I know we saw it. I said, let's
call him. I said, you know you're done, you know
you're done. Rich because he will constantly bring it up
in front of people where he thinks he's out of
the ones. You'll be like, girl, Oh yeah, tough man.
Remember the time I saw your hog time by the wolf. Yeah,
he got me man. You know what, Jimmy, I love

(09:32):
you so much.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
I love you man, I fucking know it, you know.
But he wasn't going to get out, God for b
He said, Yo, you need some help. Nah, let him
wrap that, you know, let's get that least wrapped around
your own next.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, he said, there's a bunch of wolves. He was
mekry dogs do it. It's like everyone for himself.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Everybody's a piece of meat on my problem.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
It don't matter.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
But the good thing was is that he actually though
I think about it, though he's in the car, if
there was real trouble, you know, Jimmy, he would run
right into him, like can I run you over to
But he was trying to save me a least, you
know what I mean. Oh that's fucking funny. God forbid,
he's getting out to help me. Stupid, said you're in stupid.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Keep going.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Oh my gosh, yes, he actually would have because that's
he's like me being.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Love it man. He was in his truck laughing. That's
what he was doing. He was he had no intention
to helping me.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Let's see if they answer. Now now we're going for
woof man, it's going up for me.

Speaker 8 (10:50):
That's what's shop.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Listen, what's yeah? What is she doing right now?

Speaker 1 (11:03):
She eating?

Speaker 8 (11:06):
We got eating with Magio.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Maggio maggios I went Southampton.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Let me guess, did you have a salad?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Why didn't you guys stop over? Where are you now?

Speaker 8 (11:20):
We're at lower Mall in high school.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Where we're at.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
All right, Well, next time we're got we're gonna have
you guys be on the show with us, like actually
in the studio, and then we're gonna we're gonna see
how many different cookies cookie monster.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
We're gonna have a how about the wolf man.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
We're gonna see it for me. Listen, listen, how much
you eating?

Speaker 8 (12:01):
Go ahead?

Speaker 3 (12:02):
I saw you use her at a wedding, right, yes, okay,
I saw a picture.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
You look great of Martin number one.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
You're in a suit mark okay, yeah?

Speaker 8 (12:17):
And monkey suit.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yeah it looked like a monkey. Listen. It looked like
you had a pole stuck up your rais what the
what the fun were you doing?

Speaker 5 (12:28):
Man?

Speaker 8 (12:30):
I was miserable. I did not want to go.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Listen, let me TwixT bar.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Listen now at your sister flut because she said, I
don't care If Mark doesn't want to go, he's going
and I don't care your sister.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
That's not what he sister, No, that's what he's he's
been calling you his sister. What you've been smoking? Listen?

Speaker 3 (13:12):
You's got do you have the sex swing up? Yet?

Speaker 1 (13:15):
You got the band Jones playing in the bank?

Speaker 8 (13:19):
We have going.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
He's going for a new hip in two weeks.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Ye came down down because did you Mark? Did you
blow your hip banging your old lady? Is that what happened?

Speaker 8 (13:33):
No, I ain't saying no man, because I plead the fifth.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Don't be the fifth? You played the fifth? You know
what you need to Listen. It's my sister.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
You can knock her box.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
This is what you need to do.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Go ahead, man, Come on, Mark, you can you can
hop around on one leg?

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Man, Come on, yeh hip hip hop?

Speaker 2 (14:08):
What Your brother is still in the basement?

Speaker 1 (14:13):
The basement?

Speaker 2 (14:14):
What times?

Speaker 1 (14:16):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (14:18):
His mother in law is staying over because she I
don't know, she's sicknew him.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
So why is he in the basement?

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Because she moved in to ther house and he moved
down the basement.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Why can't they both sleep in the same bed.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Why is he my brother and his mother in law.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
With his wife? Why is he in the basement? I
don't know, you guys, why is he in the basement?

Speaker 2 (14:50):
He doesn't he was.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
I guess he's suppressed pressed Mark.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
I don't know what you're living at. You're only going
to have one whole too, So my sister's gonna be
riding the funk out of you.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
He's having issues talking after.

Speaker 8 (15:13):
This, his ass is coming to a read.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
And she says good. So he tells me he has
to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna throw a pea bottle.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
She just give him a pair of dependence that your motherfucker.
That's even better. Yeah, and then let him, Yeah, sit
on it and get.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Chap ask these Yeah, their house shut up, man, you're
making me cross eyed. Listen, their house is one floor.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
You have a rancher. I love that.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah, he still will have getting out of the bed.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
No, he won't.

Speaker 8 (16:05):
Yeah, he will why I broke my nep is over
three feet high.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Mark, you're only two feet Mark?

Speaker 1 (16:18):
You guys? Yeah you got steps, you guys.

Speaker 8 (16:24):
She bought me steps.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yes, Oh I could see. Is like the dogs when
they went there, wouldn't come up to the bed. And
there's Mark.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
He's gotta get in the line dogs first.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
You're like one of the people on the Jesus Michelle.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Listen, listen.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
That's why we got a king bed so I can
fit the dogs in the bed. Wait a minute, I
believe that I love people.

Speaker 9 (16:57):
They do that.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
You're not I did do that.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
You're not jumping up on any bed either. Okay, you're
not not you wait out of that bed.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
I fell out of that bed several times.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
And that's why my bat on here's smart. Here's smart.
Listen my favorite movie, They're smart. Cut on your hands.

(17:34):
I gotta get up there, hold on here siting otherwise
I got the perfect puzzle for you.

Speaker 8 (17:44):
God bosh, Oh I love that. One day I was
you know what you ever seen?

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Listen? Have you ever seen hospital of No?

Speaker 1 (17:59):
What's a little mark? Hospital?

Speaker 3 (18:01):
That's work upside down?

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Now look at my hospital.

Speaker 8 (18:11):
Wait, there's there's one time.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Hold on do you notice hod On. I have to
say one thing. Did you notice that Kathy liked each
one of those? The lollipop, the Wizard of It. It
was all fun, blue buzzer.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
You know.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
I'm on wait, wait, wait, I got let me, let
me explain this to you. Now, I know my sister's
trying to lose, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Sonny Craig, no weight watchers, no.

Speaker 8 (18:47):
No.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Starving.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
She'll each one meal day for the past fifteen years.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
It hasn't worked out?

Speaker 4 (18:58):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
What's the okie? Cookies? Cookies? Cookies? Because that's why you're
called that. That's right, we have cookies.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Of course you got cookies.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
And yeah, the cookies are sitting up on the steve.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Here's I put them in the microwave.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Here's what you put them in the mars. He's like, honey, honey,
can you bring out the steps?

Speaker 8 (19:33):
One day I was I don't know what I was doing.
I was close to the bed, and she says, what
happened to you?

Speaker 1 (19:42):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Oh my god, he's got a ladder to get up
on the bed. This is how short he is. Oh
my god, is that too phony? Jesus Christ him and
the dog's got to use the same ladder to get
on the bed. Oh my god, she's so funny that

(20:14):
the little guys, right.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
I'm telling you, listen, when you meet him, looks.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Like you got out of a costume or he does.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
He's so funny. They're so funny. Oh my gosh. All right,
now we're gonna call somebody. We're gonna call Kimmykay. Now,
Kimmy is my sister from another mista, but she is
my sister. We both have the same tattoos that said
sister on them, so you know, you know, the same
exact tattoos. So I want her to come in. I

(20:44):
want all the guys to come in. And we're definitely
taking this show down to the yard because it is
so insane, and then we'll take it down to the
other to Princeton, which I was like, there's no way.
This guy's this busy motherfucker man, nobody fuck everyone stops in.
I mean, and he's got a great selection of friends

(21:05):
that are like this little since they were young, kind
of like brothery, kind of scary, most of them. I know,
you do. Oh see, I don't even know. I'm just like,
this can't be true. Hold on, no, I have to
all right, let me just see if you can hear this, No, bitch,

(21:33):
all right, that's Kimmy's things, so we can't say anything.
Can you hear that loud though? Or does it sound
too faint?

Speaker 3 (21:41):
No, it's too faint.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Shit.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
There's this thing on TikTok and I know it sounds insane,
but I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed with it and I listened
to it and Kimmy Kimmy laughs because it's an old
commercial and it's this guy and it's called dumb Stuff

(22:04):
and he plays all these different you know, things on there.
And the one was he's like, oh, look at my doll.
Can I you know, oh look at my new hat
with this doll. And this guy makes up ship like
shut the fuck up, you know what I mean in
his language, And then you see it's Mila Kunis and
she's like, oh my gosh, what do you think about
my hat? And he's like fuck off and the doll's

(22:27):
like fuck off. And then the one was like I
have to just I have to find it. But you
don't think, bitch.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
No, that's that's that's good?

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Is that good?

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Okay? All right, let's give her a call. She doesn't
know I'm calling. She usually always answers, but I don't.
I fucking love this girl. Man, let me tell you.
But we're not gonna say anything.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
I'm just gonna stop sweeting.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Huh, bitch?

Speaker 8 (23:06):
What hello?

Speaker 1 (23:09):
I can't hear you? Did you not hear that?

Speaker 8 (23:13):
I can't hear you.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Now?

Speaker 8 (23:16):
No, I'm in the middle of the store. I'll call
you back.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
She sucks. I love you.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Oh my god, all right, I don't think.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
I'm in the middle.

Speaker 8 (23:38):
Place.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Your head off the share, showing my toenails. Yeah, I'm
just snorting. All right, hold on, we're gonna go through.
We're just gonna go through and call people right now.
I'm just gonna all right, who who should we call?

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (23:58):
You don't like no, you know, I like everybody. I
don't really let me hold on you. Chrissy's Chrissie's out
her job. Let's say, cardboard, cardboard, Chrissy. She got a
job at a pizza police watch if she answers, man,
i'd fire her as she's not going to answer. Proud,

(24:25):
I'm very proud of her, but she's not answering. So
that's that's like a that's a big deal, A pizza police.
We're gonna call Justin. Let's see if Justin.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Answers as pepperoni.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
I've never seen.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
That's why I was going to ask her.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
I've never.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Should call her work.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
I need big nipples, big ariolas.

Speaker 8 (24:50):
There, forwarded the voicemail the person.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
You know why, I can't believe, though, Gimmy did. She
didn't hang up. She said I'll call you back right.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
She said she's in the store.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
She's in the store. I'll call you back right, all right. No, well, no,
it has to be that way because that means.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
She hung up. Cool.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Now, what's allowed to hang.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Up on us?

Speaker 2 (25:12):
FU?

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Should I call her back or back?

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Just hang up?

Speaker 3 (25:16):
So I'm gonna do that's around two bitch. Yeah, oh
my god, she might be getting laid. She's banging to
check out.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
All right, they're not answering. She's not answering. This one's
not answering. That one's not answering. All right, let's try,
you know, I'm gonna try my daughter. Let's tell my
daughter ask her what it felt like that people were
thinking she was a hooker.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Hello, Hi, are you talking to me?

Speaker 3 (25:55):
We're on the radio.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Oh my god, I should have known.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Thursday night.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
You learn to not answer the phone on Thursdays.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Yes, tell tell uncle Rich now about go ahead.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
I understand you and your mom were hooking. So held
that work out.

Speaker 8 (26:22):
That was so weird.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Oh why because your mom got picked up?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
You didn't, No, she got picked up bucket I was.

Speaker 8 (26:30):
I can't say.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
It was like the other way around.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
It was pimp. Oh my god, did you hear anything.
And then there's a photographer.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
I forgot to tell you that photographer.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Yeah, he came out. Yeah, there's like a guy that
was circling and Mom realized, like, I've seen this guy
go around the block a couple of times. And then
we see him pull over and I'm like what he gets.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Out of his car right mm.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Camera?

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:00):
And I was like, back up, say takes take pictures
of people on the street. We're not hookers.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
No, no, no, they were on the street, but not
like that.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Hold on, hold on being hold on you listen, I'm
not hanging up. Hold on one second. It's fucking kidney.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Okay a.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Cloud bitch, cloud.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Shot.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
You are not anymore.

Speaker 8 (27:37):
You can't.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Crazy straight? Wait, you're coming to work Tomorris.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
See what happens to you?

Speaker 1 (27:52):
I love you? Say Hi, you're on You're on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
It listen, everybody come, I take a bullet for you.
I know everybody comes down to jok Yard. This is
how they communicate with each other while you're there.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Try not to.

Speaker 10 (28:16):
Its not let donuts, no more than rich I swear
I had, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Try not to get hit with a Dodge truck room.
You'd be all right when you're down there.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
She carried me.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
I said, Kimmy, some guy kim the night before. I
want to bring you some doughnuts. Anyway, I get down
there and I was like, where the donuts? And she's like,
how fuck?

Speaker 3 (28:38):
No donutsretch what?

Speaker 1 (28:43):
But she had them underneath the counter and I had one.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Listen, you get on that candy in front of you.
Don't don't start that ship.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
There's no candy dough anymore. Why she doesn't she doesn't
eat the candy one it's there anyway, donuts.

Speaker 8 (28:57):
The pastry. She's a little drunk.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I can't wait, Gorge, I didn't need so then I
didn't need.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
To.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
God, you had one too, she was. And then I'm
like jumping out and scaring Ryan, and I'm like, my
brother's like, what the fuck? Kidney's like, can't brow away
from the donut? Your brothers diac. This is why everybody

(29:31):
gets abused. You run out of food and then that's it.

Speaker 7 (29:34):
I can see, she said, person who lips like, So,
would you talk Tony?

Speaker 3 (29:46):
So let me ask you this when the donuts come in?
Is Michelle licking her mustache?

Speaker 2 (29:50):
No? I can't.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
I can't fucking wait, I don't have one. That's why
went down a peg there?

Speaker 2 (30:03):
All right?

Speaker 8 (30:08):
All right?

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Are you looking yours with the fun?

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:13):
I got into a pat man. It's bad.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Admitted.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
I don't have any.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Face.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
She's she's probably got nipple hair, any hair?

Speaker 8 (30:29):
Can you see me?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Can we drive in hair anywhere? I'm not listen? Thank you,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
She knows.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
She's been with me for fucking over. She knows us.
Hold on just listening to this, though. Tell me you
can hear the word? I hate that fucking word, Kimmy.
Can you hear this?

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Listen? Can you hear that?

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Can I drop the dammy?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Can you can you hear it? Or do you just hear? Bitch?

Speaker 6 (31:04):
On?

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Listen, bitch you can hear it?

Speaker 2 (31:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (31:10):
I can hear it lately?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, it's not real clear.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
I have to make it clear. Kimmy says this to me.
I I just I can't get my ship together.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Rich.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
I'm listening to this over and over and over again.

Speaker 8 (31:23):
It's like that Christmas song and you're playing every day.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
I play every day because Kimmy is like, show don't, don't.

Speaker 8 (31:31):
To play the music.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
It sucks up my computer.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
It's on. So you know what I as I go
out the door on the fucking radio over the lab speaker,
well it we are the world now. It's what the
my god, do you know it's Christmas time time?

Speaker 9 (31:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Every time I walk out the door, I have to
and then I watch her and then I run because
I'm like, here we go, my god, every single time,
and she's just like Michelle, come on, come on. As
soon as I walk back in the office, click off
it goes because I'm scared. Every day this is what

(32:16):
you hear through.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
I would kill you.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Christmas. Oh god, no, no, every time every time it
was Rick James.

Speaker 8 (32:36):
At least I like Rick James.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Oh my god. I couldn't do it, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Which I'm telling you to me, baby, I gotta just
say something really quick. So Kimmy goes down on a
date with this guy one time.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
No no, no, no, no no, we're not bringing that up.

Speaker 6 (32:57):
Do not do that.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Oh please, it's good radio. Don't tell it, all right, please,
all right. I'm not gonna say the whole thing a.

Speaker 8 (33:08):
Podcast.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
I don't know what we're talking about. I never said anything.
There's a million guys she's going on on dates with.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Listen, it's just between but I don't know going out listen,
it's just between austing. You could tell me.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
It's Oh my god, I get these guys, man.

Speaker 8 (33:28):
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with them.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Sometimes one texted me at three o'clock in the fucking
morning because I didn't say good.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Night to him.

Speaker 8 (33:37):
I was like, block, I.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Mean, how fort how crazy?

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Well stop knocking on halfway houses doors and you'll find
it in the morning.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
I was so fast.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Oh my god, I thought something was wrong with my
fucking kids or something like that.

Speaker 8 (33:57):
You know what I mean, say good night?

Speaker 1 (34:00):
This is this is what he does.

Speaker 11 (34:01):
Hold on, let me if I can feel, and keeps
trying to set me up with these people.

Speaker 8 (34:12):
And I was like, look, Michelle.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
It goes like this. You gotta be man enough to
fucking ask me, and you gotta be man enough to
deal with me. If you ain't man enough to ask
me to funk out, you ain't man enough to deal
with me. So don't set me up within nobody.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Right, I get it.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
But listen, guy that's got enough balls to do it.
You know, and you have to like fishing.

Speaker 8 (34:34):
No, I like cars, but you're.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Gonna let them leave from your front door and not
climb down a rope out of your second story window.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Okay, everybody, please call Kimmy. You can check out her
Facebook page as now. She likes fishing.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Man, you look like anywhere on the Pennsylvania TURNPI the
bathroom right on the Michelle's name and mama A good
time an hour.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
I'm your pimp, and I do chunky.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
You hear that she likes chunky. Everybody listen to that.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Menis she'll take them. Oh I thought she meant fat guy.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
She did that time a fat guy. No, she was
sucking this guy off. By the way. Her name is
Kimi and her her phone numbers two and five. She
will swallow anything. Aka Holland.

Speaker 6 (35:42):
Oh my god, it was horrible.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Can just tell you though, this guy takes her out?
You know whatever, you're kissing nothing?

Speaker 2 (35:52):
God.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Two days later she gets a fucking love song.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Rich.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
I couldn't answer the phone at work. It was like,
I love you forever.

Speaker 8 (36:03):
Just what happened to me?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
I didn't even cass you.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
What you do?

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Blow his candle out? I don't have done something. It
was the way she was baiting his fish. He was
jerking off the right Jesus, I'm what the fuck is
going on here?

Speaker 8 (36:23):
I attract strange ones.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
He committed and call me, do you want me to
send you a picture of my dick? Were you fine?

Speaker 2 (36:33):
No?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
That's you.

Speaker 8 (36:34):
You get that.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
We went through that on the last show. Yeah, programs
for exceptional people. Because I can tell you the truth,
I would embarrass the ship out of him.

Speaker 8 (36:42):
I would put that on Facebook and look like, look
what this jerk off just sent me.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Now I think I'm I'm waiting even hands. Does anybody
know this dick.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Sending?

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Know this cox? Has everybody been with this guy? He
sent me a picture of his dick, and I'm not
sure it's that he needs to groom.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
There's so much bush we can't tell where's dick is?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Okay, I gotta find it through the forest.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Don't worry, Springs coming free, whackers will be outside.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
He should have just you know, this is Kimmy. He
wants to discover you, pussy.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
I love you so much. I love you, Sorry, kid,
I love you. Yeah, you're fine. I hung up on Britney.
Yes you did. Oh man, she won't answer.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
She's not going to answer.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
No, she's not going to answer. Oh damn it. She knew.
She's like, this is much. Why don't do it?

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Don't do it?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
I know he's out hooking.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
She got that fucking hooker. You know what they were
telling me today when.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
I told them that rich you see the kind of
jumped out with the camera. Yeah, that wasn't a freak.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
It was the cops.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
They're trying to see if he's are hookers, and they're
going to take your picture and they're going to run
what yes, facial recognition.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
I don't know. He was showing me all kinds. This
is what happened. He came near us, and I said,
back the fuck up right, I said, I fucking stab
like I wasn't because I get like, you know, how
I get like. Then they're like, what the fuck? So
they said, as far as I know, you can have
chlorofym in your fucking hand and fucking knock heround. It's
my kid, you know whatever. Brittany's like, I don't know.

(38:52):
He seems really nice. She should be living in Disney World,
so I mean she's not though, like she's got it down.
But I just I didn't like it because I'm watching
the people. You know, I've taught her that since she
was little. You see someone coming around, and now they're
coming around twice, Yeah, you better, you better fuck it. Yeah.

(39:12):
So anyway, long story and short, she wanted me to
be nice to him cause she thought it was the
guy that was going to show her the apartment. So
when he came out with the camera at night, no, no,
this is Joran straight in the day. I mean, this
is in the day. But I don't trust anyone in
the day either. So as soon as I said he
said that, I go. He was talking about, you know,

(39:33):
people on the street and all kinds of graffiti, and
I go, really, I go, I own a Junkyard, So
right there kind of alleviates and then I was like, oh,
I know all the graffiti who's the guy? The graffiti guy?
And I started texting people because I'm like, dude, you're
you're talking to the wrong person, right, Like I said,
I know everyone in the city, the tags like main people.

(39:54):
I even got a hold of the one guy. He
got it back to me like an hour later and said, yeah,
he step at the death. So the guy wasn't lying
about what he said. So that was that was good.
But when I told him to look up my name,
it was like he wasn't taking the time. But you
think it was. He was going to take our picture.
He had all the pictures in there. He was showing

(40:16):
us the picture. I think he does it. I swear
I think he does it. He's a creeper, and that
he would. He is a creeper, so he would suck traffic.
What do you think, you're a city boy. You don't
have a job. That's his job. No, we said he
did have a job. It was part time doing graffiti,

(40:37):
I mean taking pictures. And I said, really, then come
down my arm, I said, Tim up the out well,
what's his face was saying. When I was down there today,
I was telling them what happened, and they were like
I was like, guy, couldn't made money? Goes what those
bitches give two dollars for a head? And I'm like, what, yeah,

(40:59):
two two dollars?

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Come on at least five, Well there is a two
dollar bill.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
I always think that they're like from fight.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
None like that.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
They scare me two dollars? So is that what you think?

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
What do you think?

Speaker 3 (41:17):
I don't trust anybody from down here, neither do I
see nobody.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
If I was to tell you, what would what would
you think?

Speaker 3 (41:24):
I would take go upstairs and lock your door.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Did you find it weird for him to get out
of the car and come over with his cameras?

Speaker 8 (41:32):
Now?

Speaker 1 (41:33):
He asked? He asked if he could.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
I hope you said no?

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Well, fuck yeah I did. I go, We're not fucking
this way, I go where I go. We're not fucking hookers?

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Right? Beat it?

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Yeah, you heard what she said. It was like, mmm,
what are you doing? We lived in And that was
the other thing. I go, we live right down here,
so why are you even coming around us. We're from
the neighborhood. So that's why he kind of was no,
mm hmm, go ahead, keep going. What kind of car
do you you're actually a nice car. He had an

(42:06):
silver It was like four door SUV pencil plates.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Ain't that convenient? A nice car? Four door as uven Kensington?

Speaker 1 (42:18):
No, he living there. I don't know that rich. I
saw no, I saw Cadillac pimp. I'm telling you every
car I could see. The one car was actually nice.
There was an Asian man that kept going around.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
I was like, he needs somebody for his washy wash
I was like, up here, I gotcha. He We probably
talked to him on the radio, putting.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Out such idea.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Yeah, they can call.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
That would be such a good idea if they're ready
for abuse. Oh my gosh, So is that what you think?
Do you think that he does that and takes girls?

Speaker 3 (43:06):
I mean, I don't know the guy, but down there,
I won't pass. I wouldn't put nothing past anyone.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
I wouldn't they.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
You know what they said to me, be blocking them?
He said, they see you out there, and that's their
corner of the shank in two seconds. I don't give
a fuck. Now you're fucking on their corner. Even if
they don't know that that's what you're doing. They're thinking
that you're taking their as Yeah, it's like yo, they
they said, he said, they won't even ask a question,

(43:40):
It'll just be done. I'm like, what the fuck? I
don't want to be down there, I said to Brittany,
I said, I don't want to be here.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Maybe he figured that his competition puts you out there.
What do you mean whoever's running the girls down there?

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Oh, okay, that's what he means by you know, you
work in his area. So okay, okay, take your picture
and say, who are these people who sent them here? Okay,
what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
I think I'll stay up here. I think now we
just need to get her out of there. Yeah, I
mean what p Block was talking about that renting his place,
and he said, you know what, if I rent the bottom,
I would give her the top. She could rent the
top for me, and he would, you know, her rent

(44:38):
would be like a thousand dollars. It would be it
would be secured because whatever. And he's like, and he
would take care of the electric in the water for her,
so she could still kind of be down I don't know,
I don't know. We all sit around and we go
I know, you do, I know Maria does like why

(44:58):
m hmm, why same thing with Jimmy. I mean, I
just don't I just don't get it.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Jimmy can handle himself.

Speaker 7 (45:08):
Hers she's such a good girl too, that's the problem.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
She's such a good girl.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
I wish to listen.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
I know, yeah, I know, I hope. He even said, oh,
there's one in Northern Liberties. He had something really nice,
and she was just like, we had a discussion today
with his partner down there and we were talking and
he's like, well, you know I have this. I said, well,
why did you rent it? And he was like, well,
you said she didn't want to move there. She doesn't

(45:41):
want to move over here to a nicer area. Like
what the fuck? She was at Jasper. It was at Jasper,
which she's not going to be there now. Jasper and
two streets down I could see Lehigh and she knows
exactly what she's talking. I'm like, what the And she

(46:03):
knows that neighborhood like the back of her hand. And
now she knows everyone up and down the street because
she's been there for so long, so they're all looking
out for her.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
She's got to go.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Rich.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
I think we need to have an intervention. I think
that's what b Block said.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
We could set her down.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Listen, I'm not from down there. But the more I'm
down there, I just.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
I don't think it's her. I don't think it's her.
I don't she likes.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Because she's been down there so long. Like she's like, oh,
I've got my rock jam and I do yoga with
this girl and she knows this one and they go here,
and but do.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
You have a car.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Does she have a car?

Speaker 6 (46:46):
No?

Speaker 12 (46:46):
Her friends, Yeah, you can drive over and say, HER's
you know rich. The one time we were going to
go to a movie because we like all that, like
artsy kind of French filmy stuff, and she said, yeah,
we can take the owl because you walk out of
her house, she's under the owl and walk right there.
I mean it's right across the street, right here to me.
I go, oh fuck, hell, though she's done it, I

(47:10):
won't do it.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
No, I won't do it. So I can be on
the on the train with some fucking crack coade. It
wants to light me on fucking fire.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Who's who's stuck bent over? Yeah, there's your there's your
theater right there.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Yeah, that's it. I don't know if I'm not from there,
and I don't live there and I don't need to
be there, then I'm not going to be there. It's
like being a drug addict or being an alcoholic. If
there's no reason for you to be there, then you
shouldn't be there, right, you know if I mean, I've
heard so, I don't know. I like where I live,

(47:45):
and I'm glad I live up here because when you
go down and you really see which shit's going on
and you come up, I'm very grateful.

Speaker 7 (47:53):
The only thing steering yet around here is a squirrel. Yeah,
Or there's fucking deer, right that focks that's it. Yeah,
or someone I don't know, that's it, man.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
I mean, you know, you've got cows and oats and peaks.
I got everything, everything, and fucking love it. It's awesome.
That was funny that today was this was a good one.
What else what we got? Which got for me?

Speaker 3 (48:18):
I got firewood?

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Right?

Speaker 5 (48:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (48:21):
So I put it on the mi gazebo. Oh huh okay,
I'm going now the house, you know. So I put
two pieces of wood. They're perfectly round, so one looks
one's a little bit higher than the other. They're not
real big. A cat jumped on the first one and

(48:44):
shipped on my second one. It was like like it
was using it. Listen, I don't know he shipped up.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
I looked at this thing. Listen, I left it there
right for who don't you dare say you don't? So
wait wait wait wait hold on? Did you.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (49:05):
You son of a fucker? You son of a fucking bed?
I was open. She grabbed the wood.

Speaker 8 (49:12):
You are you rich?

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Yeah? But she didn't because she said to me, did
you see the cat ship on the fire one. I'm like, yeah,
I've seen it.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Really, Let's call her. Let's see what she says. Real nice,
I'm gonna throw you one of the bus. Why ship's
going on?

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Down?

Speaker 1 (49:30):
At the guard at the Hello? Okay? Hello? Hello?

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Oh no oh yeah no no, no, no, no, no,
don't do it.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
That's your wife, bed corbacks sh answer.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
She will answer.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
What's going on, saying I'm gonna play this for her.
Nobody wants to talk to us up Jesus, I can't.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
I'm gonna text her.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
She's the only one. I can't believe you hung up
on us. We're dying. Oh my gosh, what time is it.
I'm like, I'm sending him home. I can't believe she goes,
Oh no, you know what. I can't wait to listen

(50:47):
to this one tonight. This is gonna actually be a
good one.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
This is what happens.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
So, so the cat ship upwards and you left it there.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
I left it on firewood. Yeah, it was like it
was perfectly ground, two little pieces of wood and perfect.
And you were just like, I'm leaving it there. Of
course it's in the dark. Maybe she'll grab it, you
know what I mean, I'm bringing it in the house
and be like, what them fucked all over my finger?

Speaker 1 (51:12):
And did you tell her taste?

Speaker 3 (51:14):
It looks like chocolate to me?

Speaker 5 (51:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
You with ship in the eggs when you were a
big bird and and daddy Dom's pop teeth and now her.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
That was I tried.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Did you tell her that you fucked with her? She
knew it, But did you tell her?

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Oh no, she don't know when the cat did it.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Well, she's gonna know now when she listens to I'm
gonna make sure she fucking listens to this one.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
It was perfect.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Oh my gosh, you couldn't say it. I think you
have an obsession with poop.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
No, just all the people fingering it.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
And me watching it. All right, I just got a
quick story about that. I don't know if I should
say it. I'm not going to say it.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Just say it.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
I can't say it because it just happened.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
It's just between all two.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Oh my goodness, I hate to go to the pathom soup.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Right.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Hold on your wife messages, She's like off, she's writing
we love you. I'm gonna write we love you. Oh
my god, no fucking why.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
We love you?

Speaker 1 (52:51):
We love you. We've been talking about you this whole time.
This is hysterical.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Oh this is what I get.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
This is finges. Dig hold on, it's christy now.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Okay, goodness.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Up the biscuit, tasty sauce. You go get play in
the Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Did I call them radio time?

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Oh yeah you did, unfortunately unfortunately for you.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Yes you did, fortunately for me. Uh uh, biscuits, your
biscuits in the house.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
So are you you got a new job?

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Yeah? I just keep on.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Uh are you working at a pizza police?

Speaker 11 (53:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:45):
I'm okay. I got a question. What are your nipples
as round as pepperoni slices?

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Depends up.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
I don't have pepperoni nipples.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
I do I don't want that, Like, No, that's too big.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
It depends on how your slice the pepperoni, honey.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
So that's fucking like.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Christy's doing good though she moved into a sober house.
She's not in that place. She's loving it right good.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Yeah, I'm digging it all right.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
And you got you got a decent job.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
And I already already decided. I decided yesterday to school
because this job is beneath me.

Speaker 10 (54:44):
It's it's money in my pocket right now, but I
have much more.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
What are you going to go to school?

Speaker 2 (54:50):
What happens?

Speaker 3 (54:51):
What are you going to school for? You'll be a chemist?
I couldn't help it.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Yeah, she's going to school. No, she's going to carpentry
school school. Are you going to make houses for the homeless?

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Hey, listen, we can't.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Listen. Jimmy Carter did it?

Speaker 3 (55:22):
What we could do it?

Speaker 1 (55:25):
What are you going to school for? What are you
going to go to school for? Good?

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Probably something in the mental health.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Fie, Yep, we don't know what to say. Speechlessen, Take
you know what I should work in the mental health?

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Yeah? Take take Michelle Way, I'm oping.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
A totally crazy bitch. I figure I can help out
the mother crazy bitches out there.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Actually that's good because a lot of people in that field,
I feel sometimes don't have any problems. They've been sitting
there reading a fucking book, but they have no idea and.

Speaker 10 (55:57):
They can't they can't relate and then able to help
people when I go to these stupid when I go
to these stupid meetings and I and I feel inclined
to speak about mental illness, like at these fast people
come up to me afterwards a fact for it. So
I just think it's necessary on my face on my Facebook.

(56:19):
You know, I'm always sharing stuff about mental illness. I
put myself out there.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
I don't care. I'm not I'm not embarrassed about it anymore.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
No, I wouldn't be. It's your life, syn.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
It's not my life. It didn't stare, It's nuts.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
So what to now? You get go to school, you
get straightened out, and you can cancel people.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Yeah, I'm I'm gonna talk about four years stuff. I'm
talking about, you know, getting a little.

Speaker 10 (56:48):
Certification, you know, to possibly being like a mental mental
health tech.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Or something like that. All right, Well, which I know
you don't. You don't even need to go to school.
For that.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
I just I just listen. I go to Staples for
you and I'll get a little piece of paper and
I'll sign it.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Oh, I want I want to I want to real ship.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 10 (57:11):
And because I'm a widow, I'm a widow of a
Navy I can go to school.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
For my things, so I really have no excuse.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
You're right, You're right.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
So I think that's I think that's great that she actually,
you know, wants to be a prostitute. I mean, you
can make a lot of money. Put the deep fires.
Do I want to get back on the corner? Yeah,
what the hell's wrong with you.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
On the corner.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
She's a she's a high class prostitute. She's in back pitchy.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
You on Facebook market Place you look up she's selling ease.
I love you. When he's coming over, you should come
over next Wednesday?

Speaker 3 (58:01):
What the fuck is next Wednesday?

Speaker 1 (58:03):
If she stays over next Wednesday, you can you can
hang out for the show or come Thursday.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
No, No, I didn't mean say that, because now she
has a job, she can't. But if you come over.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Wednesday, I could come sep on Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
But the thing is will you be here for the
show on Thursday? Because I have someone else going to
come on the show. Maybe I could play a little
match maker. I can get a little cook, you know,
he can get a little I can't.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
I can't come down.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
And like, what time I get down to eight? Me
and Richard? Look at it, we'll still be here. Yeah
it's eight seventeen. Now we wouldn't be she wouldn't be
here till late. Yeah, well to get there, why don't

(58:56):
you just take off? She just storm Listen, listen. She's
going to school to be a carpenter.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
I'm listen, Linda. I'm done with you and all these kids.
You're sitting that calling it bad little girl, my name,
me and Linda. So you're gonna this little black girl.
She's fucking adorable and she gives she gives her whoever

(59:32):
they teacher a hard time. She's like, now you just listen, Linda,
I see that, but I think the teacher's funnier. She's like,
my name and Linda, and you bad little girl.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
You Yeah, that is that is pretty.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
She's funny, hysterical.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
But you know what the funniest part is, she's got
attitude and she's like like waving her finger and then
all of a sudden, she's a shiny object on the
cartoons and she's like looking at it and like, Okay,
this is good. Now let me just tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Listen, can we have a remote show at the plate
your place of work?

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Yeah, with your guys.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Why would you want to have a remote show there there?

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Because we just want to watch people swallow them. We
can have a ball there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
From Atlantic City.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Yeah, you like that, didn't you? Can you imagine if
I would have busted in on you and Dominic instead
of you with junkie Joe.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
He told me he did that while he was laughing
his ass off, like I didn't see.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
I'd like to smack that. I'd like to smack him.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
If I would have busted in on that one instead
of a junkie Joe, that ship would have gone nasty
right like bad?

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Oh yeah, because he would have got right back in.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Yeah, I know, And it would have been a good
one because it would have been the last thing that
he would ever see. I would have taken the beaten
and then no, no, this other guy, yeah, that guy,
Like if he would have beat on me, I would
have taken it and then made a phone.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Call if he if he put hands on me, I
wouldn't put as.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
I would have been okay with that. It would be
the last thing he ever did with those hands.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
I'll tell you listen. Could you do it in like mayonnaise?

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
And he liked to use because he smokes his crack?

Speaker 10 (01:01:34):
And then he has to watch on his laptop and
walk naked with a condom.

Speaker 5 (01:01:41):
On on it?

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
My god, listen, I guess he couldn't afford socks.

Speaker 6 (01:01:51):
I just.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
I have a question. Then if he was always wearing
condom when you jumped on for two ends, how come
you did bear? He was bare back.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
I don't know, I was in things, And why do
we have to say it was on there for two seconds?

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Listen, listen, lame dad, did you go to playing Parenthood
yet get that koochie checked out? When this is how
long ago?

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Oh god, I don't know. Stepan looked it up for me.
There's some kind of place I can go to that
just deal with that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Your workbox?

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
What did he just say?

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
He said, like your workbox or like a ward? Yeah,
you get that thing checked out. I'm telling you, I said,
you can't funk around with that ship. Chlamydia. You can,
you know, get drugs, and because you can get all
kinds of diseases that you can't take climate change. It

(01:02:55):
is like climate change in your hot box.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
I only sat on it for two minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
All you need to do is sit on it for
two seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
No, she said two minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Two minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
She was riding for a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
And she was.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Like, pump, pump the jam pump.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
I wish somebody would pump up my jam.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Listen that somebody uses a pump on her cock.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
So maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
I get you mean, you gotta if you could have
pump up your ship, that's the issue.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
Oh my god. Listen, he used needles too, not like
putting a needle on you love.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
I love when Ridge goes like the extra mile. It's
not it's not even you know. That's why I fucking
love him. You know what I'm saying. It's a jam
jam pumping. Look at it.

Speaker 9 (01:04:00):
The cock.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Dance boy, that make my day, Make my day, Chrissy,
you know what, don't forget always spay and neuter? Yes,

(01:04:27):
and and also, oh boy, speaking of that, Chrissy, can
I tell you something? I love you so much? I
really now I just I'm telling you that I love you.
Of course we did, and on that note, we are

(01:04:48):
gonna hit the funk out of here. I'm see you again. Boys,
when you learned you know one of the boys, bad
boys than