Talking about Music 1st Grade Fav Eats & Eagles
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Come on baby.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard BARBIEES podcast. Hi, this is Michelle junk Yard Barbie
and I am here with my celebrity co host Madison.
Now this is the first time you're listening. I am
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the owner of a nine acre complete U pulletyard. Please
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or we will call you back if you're you know.
If you are interested, you can give us a call. Also,
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JYB Michelle is the best place to get me at.
You'll see all of my social media and I'm also
a huge animal advocate. I'm trying to like rush through
this because I'm so excited that my niece is here.
So We're going to do my rescue commercial. Hi, this
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is Michelle Junkyard Barbie. Are you looking for our fiery
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adoption helps make room for another animal I need. If
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Together we can ensure every animal finds a loving home.
Visit your local animal rust you today and let the
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love begin. Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer, share people's posts, be
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Speaker 1 (02:11):
Your new best friend is waiting.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Please spay, please neuter our please microchip. And when you
go to the rescue or the shelters, please look at
the euthanized list and the longest resident list first. Also,
which is very important, please look at the seniors. Don't
get puppies please, especially with the holidays coming up. There
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are a lot of work and yes everyone has vacations
right now and they're off, but you know, puppies, dogs
period need a lot of love and a lot of attention,
but puppies especially. And then when the uh you know,
the novelties out, everyone wants to send them back, and
there's a lot of people the shelters get slammed with them,
So by yourself as stuffed animal.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
And with that.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yet again, this is my six year old niece, Madison.
She was on here once before with my nephew Nicholas.
And why don't you say hello, Hello, I wanna tell
a little bit about yourself.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Your name's Madison. What's your middle name? Madison? Karen? You
have to talk into the microphone, Karen, Karen, you're a Karen.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
No, No, you're a cute Karen though.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
So how old are you again? Six? Six? Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
And we were looking for a song for you and
we couldn't figure it out. What were we saying? We're
going don.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Gusy face, gussy face.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
So I went and I was just like all I
could see was on TikTok there's these two little girls
and it's like the one is real calm and the
other one's like, know, she's going crazy. So anyway, we
have it, so let's.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
You can sing along. Are you ready, Maddie?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
It's up? Uh, puts up, puts it up, puts it up,
it up.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
But it.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Kissy face, kissy face. Branta, Red Hearts, Red Hearts this
mon oh son' you wine like I want to baby.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Like need juno leave.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Them let me know, don't like.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
And then it goes up, puts it up? Now what
is it saying? App top? But what does it mean?
App top tip?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Does it mean anything?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Oh, it doesn't mean anything. It's just cool. It sounds cool, right, Yeah.
Do you ever see what they look like?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, this is the first.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
One that has a dress and one that has all
like boy clothes on, and then and then the boys
dressed up like a girl.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Okay, okay, but yeah, boys are boys and girls are girls.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah. They were playing like dressed up like Halloween, the Halloween.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah yeah. So all right, tell me about school. You're
in first grade?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, what school do you go? No, no, don't tell
what school you go? So don't okay, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
So I do copy your homework?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
What what's one hundred day book?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
One hundred day book? It's like you light, you're right?
That is so what two when we were at school?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Okay, it was forty nine.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
When we go to school, it's gonna be fifty I understand.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Okay, that makes sense. Okay, So and what do you
do in there?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Like is there there's boxes, and then I have to
write one two three four five one two three four
five two three four five.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Do you get stars if you're good?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
And I was.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
When I went to school, they had a big chart
and if you were good, you got a gold star.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
They don't do that anymore. No, what you in kindergarten?
Maybe that's I don't know. I haven't been to school
in like forever, so I barely mande it out.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Do you know what?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
We can't say that because there could be like, you
know what I mean? No one, it's no one doesn't know.
No one doesn't know. But I don't want anyone to know.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
People.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
There's too many crazies out there. So when my kids
were little, Brittany and Jimmy were little, I didn't even
let them.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
This is way way back.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
They're thirty five and thirty three, and I wouldn't even
let them be photographed.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
One time.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
They're going to be sixty seven one time. I'm going
to be sixty seven. Yeah, it's coming soon.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
And one day you're gonna be seven, coming up, your
birthday's coming up.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Six.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
You're more to living, I'm more to dying. So so
let's talk about this. So when you go to school,
you do that, and then what and then math.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
And then when I'm done, we color. And then when
missus Leeds says stop and we then we do and
then we do meaning mind or what is it? Meaning? Manager?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Meaning manager? Oh? The meeting.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Okay, it's a very important meeting. If you're there, it's important.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Go ahead. I'm listening.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I forget anytime you you go.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I don't know what to say.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I'm going to put that on because all of a sudden,
you like, you have something to say. Okay, so you
have math, you have all that stuff. Then you have recess.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You eat. What do you usually eat for lunch?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Pizza?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
What is your favorite? How about this? What is your
favorite thing to eat? Your favorite meal?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Pizza?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Pizza?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
About steak or anything like that?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
That's all you like? You like spaghetti? I do like? Okay,
tell me some of the things you like. You're like broccoli?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
No, okay, I love carrots because Nichols be one type.
Ate a lot of carrots, all of it one day.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Oh my gosh, why don't you tell us who Nicholas? Says?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Nicholas is my brother.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Okay, you love your brother. You guys love each other
and you're very into the Eagles. Why don't you talk
about the Eagles?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
You're huge in And Nicholas has a party today.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Oh is that he's right at.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
The football party.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Oh that's why I.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Came here, that's and that's why you have your Eagles on.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
I just wanted you. I wanted to put it on
and I can take this off. You know that, because.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Look, we love though.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Now you know, because you're so into the Eagles and
you're so into you know football periods, you know everything.
Now you know this song?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Right? Hi, sing it, babe?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Egles flyes in the Road to Victor fighte fuck bye
go fly on the road Cherector item high ghost flies
fly goals, flyes on the Road to Rector.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Eat it gee, oh eats Eagles.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Nice job, girly girl. That is awesome, awesome. How many
games have you gone to? Any?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Any games at the st at the stadium?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Three times?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Three times? Did you have good seeds?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
We're just.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Up down up down up like up top top top
top like middle like.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Middle because we went up there and my mom was
too scared. This is the floor of the stadium.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Okay, it's high on the roof. Wow, that is scary.
You know, I've never been I've never been to an
Eagles game. There.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I've been to the Eagles games when I was very
very young. I can't like deal with sitting outside and
it's cold and you know that's hot.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
And give me a box. You know what I'm saying.
So tell me what else though, you know you were
giddy before. What's your favorite thing to do? Okay? Is
there anything in part that you like to draw? Like
you me, oh my gosh, on it, like like.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Like a pig nose?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
So you like stuff like that, you like to.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Do animals, or you just like to anything you want
to draw me. Okay, So when we're done, because I
have a lot of art stuff, we're very artsy here.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
No, actually I will let you. Oh no, it broke.
I'll let you sit on it. Though no I can't.
I'm like, yes I can, I can't. Next time you
come over, I'll have it all ready to go because
it does actually work.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
I want to try.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah, when I get it going, you will be the
first to do it. I was on it and I
broke it.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I was a little too big, I think, Yeah, I'm
only one hundred and fifteen, but I wrote for a
good while and I wiped.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Out one hundred and fifty Yeah, is that fat?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Now?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I'm big back, like five ft five foot four, one
hundred and fifteen pounds. I do want to you can.
Why don't you put your face into the microphone. I'm
not going to say it that I'm fat?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
What's a D? It starts with a D.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
D, I.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Like the dear.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Oh did you want to talk about that? No, okay,
I'm going to talk about it. No, I'll tell you
what I will say. No, I'm going to tell you
what we're going to talk about. What did we do
when you came to Aunt Crazy Michelle's house?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
What did we do today? First thing?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Such the door?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
You're right, okay, that's that's one hundred percent. And we
didn't fix it though we still doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I took you to do what? No, besides this, what
did I do?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I took you outside and I had buckets that I
gave you birds seed to feed the birds.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
You fed the birds? What else did you know?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
First you fed the birds, and then who did you
feed before? The deer? The fox? The foxy? Roxy? Yeah,
and then you did the deers Foxy Roxy and then
you did the deers and you were.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Really good at that. Mm hm you were really really
good and you liked that, didn't you. You like to
running back and forth and they each got their own
little cop flyers cup of of course. Yeah, and they
thank you very very grateful. Mm hmm yep, that's what
(14:46):
they are. This is your show, baby. This isn't anything
to do with me A the Top. I'm gonna make
(15:10):
songs up for I'm gonna make a lyrics up for this,
but I'm not going to do it when you're here.
So what is your favorite breakfast Mealanka? Pancakes and syrup?
Do you like butter on your syrup? I mean on
your pancakes?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
And what do we do?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Every year?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
We go it's a tradition. We go pumpkin picking, Picky.
What did you think about it this year? I'm we
miss Winding brook I always we always go to Winding
Brooks since you guys are born. This time we had
to go, like at a certain time because so much,
so many things are going on with everybody, and I think.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
The other one.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
We like Winding Brook, don't we Because there's food and
there's a band and there's they.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Take you out to the Yeah, you're tired, tired already,
you don't want to do it anymore. Well, hold on,
why don't you just say goodbye to everybody? Bye bye,
and and I'm gonna sing this. I'm gonna play this
for you, good Bye. Turn this comple sense, drink smoke
(16:24):
freek body,
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