April 3, 2025 • 53 mins
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- Firefighter Howard McGoldrick Captain at McGuire Air Base & Chief In Bristol PA
- Firefighter Thinks He Saved kid from a Massive Fire Only to Find Out Its a "Childrens Play Doll"
- Got Pulled over by the Coast Guard
- Pitbulls
- Boxer
- Boating
- Rescue Adopt Spay Neuter Animals
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard BARBIEES podcast. Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie. I'm
here with my co host Rich Welcome back everybody. Do
(00:38):
you know I could listen to that song the whole time.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I can't do it with the classes? Where did you
get these classes? You get them? More for Stevie Wonder
Isn't so lovely? Dollars?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I got him at the dollar store. My phone is
like blowing up, so you know what we're gonna have
to do. I'm gonna have to put it on silent. Okay,
there you go. This is the first time you're listening.
My name is Michelle. I own a complete you pull
it yard with cars, trucks, fans, motorcycles. Please check out
my website Junkyard Barbie dot com. You'll see everything on it.
(01:18):
I'll see home about gallery, sell your vehicle, animal charities
in contact. Open seven days a week and I am
located in Marsville, Pennsylvania. I also buy cars seven days
a week. We also you can bring them in or
we can pick them up, and we also pick up
after hours. Does not matter the condition as long as
they are complete, and you know you're good to go.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
All right. It doesn't cost you anything for somebody to
come up.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
No, no, it does not. We've you've picked vehicles up.
Rich you hooked me up. Do you remember that you
hooked me up with that guy up towards you. He
had like how many bikes?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
No cars?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
No yet cars?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
He had twenty three vehicles. Yeah. It took me forever
to clean.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Out his yard because they used him as like a
derby and a huge field crash up derby stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, and he got in trouble with the township because
he had old, smashed up vehicles in his yard.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
That was cool, That was really cool, and he was
so nice. It was cool, a really nice kid.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, So I was stacking him up at my house,
so I turned his junk yard into mine. I'm like, man,
I gotta get rid of whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Happened to that kid. Have you gone by by there lately?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
He's always he cleaned it up.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Does he does? He have the motorcycles and tractors out there,
so uh uh no.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, it's all cleaned up, and the property beside him
sold and they're gonna put houses.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I knew it.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Fucking knew it. Fuck you up there people, yep, so
ruining it.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Listen, they're buying everywhere. Was in a spot. Somebody's developers
behind it. We gonna know it sucks.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Hopefully i'd be I should I never should have it,
should never broken up with Eline. I have so much money,
I buy so much land, so much land. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
So here's something exciting. Well, we're going to talk about
the animal stuff because everyone knows I'm a huge animal advocate.
And in stead of me going on to a long,
long speech, I'm going to play my little commercial.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie. Are you looking for
our fiery friend who needs it forever home? Right here
in our community? Local animal rescues are filled with lovable
pets waiting for you. Dogs, cats, all with hearts as
big as their paws, ready to bring joy to your life.
By it adopting on fostering, you're not just getting a pet,
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You're saving a life. Every adoption helps make room for
another animal in need. If you can't adopt right now,
you can still make a huge difference by donating, fostering
or volunteering at your local shelter. Together, we can ensure
every animal finds a loving home. Visit your local animal
(04:23):
rescue today and let the love begin. Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer,
share people's posts. Be a hero for those who need
it most. Your new best friend is waiting. Also, please spay,
please newter, please microchip. Stop reading, and when you do,
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hopefully go to a rescue. Please look at the euthanized
listeners and the longest residents.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I sold last week Act billing. Yes, they were overflowing
with animals and they were they had a thing where
you could adopt dogs or cats whatever for ten bucks.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
You can't beat that, No, And like I said, they
were putting pictures up of the different you know, dogs,
cats that were adopted. But they're overflowing. So you know,
if you can't adopt, at least take them something. Yeah. Yeah,
cat food, dog food, whatever, treats everything.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
And you can also do that on chewy dot com
and on Amazon. So just to let people know, if
you're on Amazon, your on Amazon Prime or something, there
is something at the top. I do it for Cody's
Club that every time you buy something, you're actually donating
a little of that to the charity. It's animal charity,
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so that's pretty cool. So I've been having a little
hard time like put reposting stuff lately on that because
emotionally it's just killing me.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
But I saw that last week and I'm like, oh,
so you know they need and.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
The SPCA also they were looking for blankets. I did
see that today, but I still have stuff. I have
some more stuff that I'm going to drop off at
ACT Philly and then Trenton Animal Shelter.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yea, from what I just saw ACT Phillies, they're hurting.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, and that's who Justin got both of all of
his dogs from yeah, and in last minute, and Bobby
Singleton he got two as well. And then Justin also
got two that were in a home and the owner
died so they had to go together. And he's like
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in love and they're great dogs. So he's he's such
a and so's Bobby. So now I got some exciting news.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yes, that's what I did. Shop openly. How did you know?
After hour?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Now, I'm like, we got to keep this open. No
one more guests. You have three guesses.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
You banged a midget, you know what.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
That's one thing I have never done. M Okay, is
he going to be on the homeless dating game a midget?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah? If I can find a homeless midget, well, I have.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
A friend that is. We went through this on one.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Of the homeless.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
He's not homeless. He's not homeless. So we talked about this.
He's a good friend of mine. And that's when people.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Were like, midget, you know, small people.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Do you remember we talked about that and they were like, yeah, shows,
he's a wrestler. Oh god, he's a wrestler, So that'd
be so awesome to watch him wrestle you and throw
you on. This year, I don't think that happened.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Some of my friends went. Chris went in a midget wrestling.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Dude, it's awesome. It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
They had a great time.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Did they get in there like they did on top
of the bar and start dancing.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
No, no, he said they were like nats. They climb
all over him. He did. No, I'm not getting involved
with that.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Thanks, I must spit my fucking coffee. They would knock
him out. No, you have one more.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Gas, big surprise.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Okay, Okay, it's something to do with the yard. You're
gonna be very impressed.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You open up another section.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
No, but I did pull a transmission out of the JKU.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Okay, yeah, on.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
The ground, not in the air, not in the air.
And I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
What kind of jack do you use?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Mad respect, mad respect for anybody that does that for
a living. Because when I was looking some of them,
you know, you have them lifted, you put them on
the blocks, and Brian made Brian made a point. He goes, yeah,
everyone else has been doing that out there. I said,
I understand that, but I never did.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Right.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I've seen them do it and be like, wow, that's tough,
But when you actually have to get under there, and
oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
It's a dirty job. It's not that. It's I'm like,
you're on the ground, you're gonna pull the drive shift out.
I would hope you're draining the fluid out of it.
It's all out. It was all out, so you know, yeah, yeah,
it's messy. It was. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I'm still in my sleep thinking and now I'm trying
to strip it. It's almost stripped, but I'm trying to
get all the wiring harness out. So what I do
is I look and really like assess it. Okay, well,
how does this Colm, How does that go? So I'm
taking the steering column up on myself and yeah, I'm
like really learning.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
That's good. Yeah. The harness, he's just unplugg them.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I was doing that. But I'm trying to get everything.
I'm not even going to sell it separately. I'm going
to sell all the harness.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
The No, you sell the whole harness. Yeah, for the
whole thing. Yeah, but that's good. You learn how to
drop a column, pull it out. I get it.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I thought you'd be. And then and then I separated
after you do it the transfer case right after you
do all that.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Now you got to take the tubs off.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, that's what I'm kind of working on. I want
to get to that point. It's tougher than like I said,
somebody called and asked for something, But because I had
done it, I understood where what they were talking about.
Plus I understood a little bit more so I kind
of went above it and they were like, okay, wow,
(10:43):
she knows.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
If you take the tubs off and you start doing that,
you sectioned that part of the yard off. You know,
you got a little tubs over here, you got steering
columns over here, put a tag on it.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
That's what I've been trying. This is why I want
to completely I'm almost I'm not almost there, but it gets.
What happens is this and you know this. I go
to work on something and then it's like, Michelle, we
need you over here, Michelle, can you prace this out?
We need you up front and here, and I'm like,
oh my gosh, I'm never gonna get it done. But
if I stay on target and I said to everyone,
(11:20):
leave me alone, I'm turning my phone off. Just all
you do, Rich That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Can't even happen at times for real. I'd be like,
for real because it's important stuff Like I will say, listen,
nobody bother me because once you come and talk to
me and we start bullshitting, yeah, I'm I'm a d D.
You know.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I have to like.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Really make sure I got really good music on Ron
got me into this guy he's from Rush or something,
neat rustles, he's bears And the day before we.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Were listening to.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Because he wrestles bears and I can't remember this fucking guy.
Gotta find out he the day before we're listening to,
like hit what is that like fifties music, SA copy
kind of shit? And I was like, man, I can't
do that tomorrow. I gotta listen to metal church or something.
So then he's like, all right, how about this guy?
And I was like, all right, let's see him. Okay, listen.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
He's like.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I was like, dude, man, I'm fucking digging this.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I was like, listen, that would give me a headache. No,
it was really really good. He's a freak.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I love it. I love the freaks.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Of course you don't.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I can't help it. So what's going on with you?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Nothing? Just been working on the farm. Yep, it's been
a muddy mess, as you could sing from what I
look like.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yep, how bad has it been?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
It's pretty bad now, you know, but it'll dry out.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I can see you walked in with your Herman Monster boots.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Oh my god, I can't stand them.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Get I'm like, take them off, and you're like, look,
I got what it's like having a melt down.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Man, like a size twelve and I take a size
ten e. Well, where'd you get them?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Did you steal them from Junior?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Oh? I probably put them on it like tractors fly
and walked out with you. I did that.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Once when I was younger, used to shoplift and I
got busted.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I never got caught.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Never bullshit, you got caught with the radio. When the
person's house is well, that's different, you know what I mean,
Like like like you go to the extreme. Like it's
not like I walked into like you know this high
class store. You're like, hey, this person's house is burning down.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Down, I'm taking her stereo. Take a stereo. Mother, who
knew my father was coming in? Dude, that's not far
and I'm going out.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
That's fucking that's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Now.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
We have a lot of shows coming up. Craig was
over here with talking about I talked to him the
other day about one of those quarter midgets. Did he
send you something every okay, every Sunday he has something going,
okay from nine until five. Mother's Day that's coming up, right,
(14:20):
I don't know. I'm looking at you.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Mother's Day could be next March.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Mother's Day is May May eleventh.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Okay, And where did he? Where did these? Uh?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
They're in Delaware. I had everything written down.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
It's over there. Yeah, move for a second.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Got it Bested Bested, Newcastle, Delaware, twenty four to twelve
speedway drive until November, every Sunday until November, because I
told him how you love the shirt and everything, which
I'm gonna talk about this shirt because this is as
funny as fuck. So I'm not gonna say I got
(15:01):
new neighbors.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
On my side.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I got me, then Craig and then these other neighbors,
and then my new neighbors are right next to me
where it's been vacant for I think two three years, okay,
and they seem very nice. I haven't introduced myself. I
kind of stayed on myself, but I was like, oh, hi,
so dude b Block fixed my dirt bike, right, so
(15:27):
guess what Michelle's doing? Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
How fuck? Yeah? Did you jump through the kitchen yet? Sorry?
But Doyna's dog run through. They have a fence. They
ride the love you.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
To her, not to me. So anyway, I was sitting there,
was kicking it because she there is no electric start.
So I'm sitting out there for two weeks trying to
kick her kicker.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
She won't.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
She won't turn I come home. I'm like, Dade, enough,
like enough. I sat out there. I was like, I'll
be fucking damned. I got her fucking going. I flew
up the what is it? You know, where my little
hill is. I was like, this shit is not going down.
I was either gonna straight across the street like the
kids down in Philly, like I usually did, or fly
(16:32):
up that fucking hill. And I'll tell you what. I
was like, Man, I haven't ridden in a while. I'm
flying up this hill. I got a little air. I'm
like pooh, took off around the back and I was
just riding around that. I was like, oh my gosh,
because I haven't had really a lot of sea time
because it's been down. But it was like when I
got on, it was like that I never not was
(16:53):
on the bike.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
It's called muscle memory is that. I'll tell you what, man,
muscle memory.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I was just like, oh, I'm so happy. So anyway,
I'm coming around and then she would stop and coming
around and I'd have to kick her, and the guy
was there, and I thought to myself, this poor guy.
They're like, oh wow, look it's such a nice neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
There's nobody. He's like, mister Rogers, how sweet and it's quiet.
All she does is called the deer and the Foxes. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Then it's like because they came, they came in the
fall and my bike was still getting worked on. So
so then next the week after I think it was
last week, it doesn't matter. It was like two weeks ago,
and I had the whole family over. So there's all
kids and they all ride. There's one bike. They're ripping
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on my bike and everyone's taking turns. But at first
they couldn't do it, so I'd have to. Was sitting
there kicking, kicking, and a couple of times they're like
all right, Like Carly was like, let me get on.
Here's something I took off. Fuck, no way, this is fun.
So everyone wants to bring their shit here?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
And I was like, okay, that's that's cool. But anyway,
the reason why they were very nice my new neighbors,
Donna and Craig, we all know, were fucking awesome and
they used to ride dirt bikes. But the neighbors next
to them are the ones that I said, they're all bougie.
(18:22):
So what happens my niece decides to fucking rip and
roar on their property all the way in the fucking back.
It's not like they were in the front, They're all
the way in the fucking back.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Get up.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
It's like, yo, dude, like really, So she didn't know.
I said, just don't go over that side. So I
told Craig. I said, listen, everyone's gonna be at the
house with their bikes and it's gonna get like crazy.
But I said, you know what, we don't ride when
it's bad anyway, like meaning, we'll do from certain times.
(18:55):
I'm not gonna get up.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Isn't that why you have ice? Piece of propperty? I'm out,
This is why you know what I mean, You just
do it. Who cares if they like it? Real? I would,
I agree, I wouldn't care. I agree paying your bills.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I try to be respectful though, because it's just like.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Here's what I used to do when I lived in Benshille.
I did the same thing. I'll be nice, good neighbor.
Yeah that didn't last long. At some point I was
scooping the dog shit up and throwing it at my neighbors. Okay,
I'm just saying I love it.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
That they're good.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
It's the people.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
It was the people behind me who used to complain.
I told you that whole story on the show one time.
The guy was just a fucking douche cunt.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I mean he was.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
And what happened was now the fence that I put up,
the eight foot fence so he can't see anything, is
all down. So I need somebody to come over and
I've got more fence and just put it up so
he can't see it. I'd love it.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I'd be shooting mud from my yard into nurse.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Hmmm, bring your Dirk bike up.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
You know what I mean? Are you crazy?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
It's there's too much of a little I mean, I
could walk. Let me think about that, Let me think
it's still by property.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Let me think about that art. Yeah, cares what they're looking.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
At, you know what. I don't want him to see beauty.
That's why I put it up because he kept complaining
and I thought, what a great view you get to
look out of your back your window and just look
at all his property as if it's yours.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
So I took that away.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
From him because I thought, here, it's not like we're
smoking crack or my kids are smoking crack or doing
this or that, right, so they're enjoying themselves. And it
wasn't like we were doing it at like ten eleven twelve,
early in the mornings.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Or you're doing it in the afternoon. I get it.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
And around five o'clock we would stop, let people eat,
and then get the funk back up.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Listen, I would keep going the noise ordinance they'll call.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I don't want to pick you know what. I don't
want to disrespect the new neighbors because they're young and
they seem really nice. I want to, like, I want
to acclimate them a little bit. I want them to
kind of like get into the groove.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
No out of them. Yeah, just listen, you moved here.
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
I mean, who knew they were going to be all
these kids at the house now?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Who cares?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, No, I'm not complaining.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
I'm excited about it.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Some cars back there jump over the cars, let them
let them freak out over that.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
No, you know there's going to be like Jumpso for
the there has to be dirt bikes. A couple of
people fell already, and I said to him, I said, listen,
I was the only one that didn't wear a helmet.
I will give it to them. They all had helmets
and they all had gloves when they were on there.
I was the only one kicking it that didn't. So
I was happy that they all have because someone talked
on there's respect on those bikes. It's not.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
There's no fucking.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Around on here.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
You just keep nine one one on speaking.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I'm gonna push them one from too the other one
to the boo.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yeah, I don't know where this kid came from. He's
on your side.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, what the hell? We're the birds of a feather.
That's what we call each other now, because we're white
trash birds of a feather float together.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Been skateboarding on your side of the tear your law,
tear it up, tear it up, bitch, what you got
it for? All right?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
So do you want to call somebody?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yeah? Who are you gonna call? Mm?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
What do you want to call?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I don't have no friends. You do have friends? You
do you have acquaintances? Is that correct? Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Okay, let's see name somebody and our crew.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
And our crew should we call in our little crew?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Hold on, let's try this one.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Of course, everybody who you had coming in today bailed out?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
No too, No, just the poine, no too?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Okay, see if she knows.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
It's monday, nobody knows what'll call mm hmm, these are
I have a lot of friends.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
That's my daughter. Let me tell let me tell you
something though that day that I called everybody, everyone fucking
called me back later, I go, fuck you hung up.
I don't need to now, motherfucker. Let's see. Okay, we're
gonna call Howard. Let's see if Howard. This is my friend,
Howard Howard mcgoldrich. He is a firefighter, which would be
great for you. He works at Maguire. He's a big deal.
(23:58):
He's also Bristol Michelle.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Hey, say hi, hey, you're on your air.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
You're on the air, babe, boy. This is this is
one of my best friends.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
His name is Harba Goldrag.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Magolden.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
God. But how did you get to be friends with Michelle?
Oh that's the reaction I give. The thing about that,
That's the reaction I give from everybody.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
It's a lot.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I was a friend, I think introduced us some Yeah,
I'm prettcess. What it was? Mitchell furnished me she had
a problem on a computer. I worked with her for
a little bit and uh for ever since.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
All right, I feel bad for you.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
He loves he loves me. He loves me, So Howard,
why don't you just tell me, you know, tell everyone
a little bit about you know what you do. You're
a firefighter, You're like a big deal. You work at McGuire,
you're a captain or a sergeant. What's the biggest thing
you can be? That's what you are.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Well, now I work, I'm not the biggest thing.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
I could be.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
The chief would be the biggest thing.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Okay, and I'm a chief.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
So yeah, at work, I'm a captain. Uh, I can
solve echoing. Sorry, it's it's it's kind of hard.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, you're going like in and out? Are you at maguire?
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yeah, I'm gonna work.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Okay, that's probably why.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Yeah, that is echoing.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Really, I'll call you back, to call you back.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I love you.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I really would like you to talk. I would love
for him to come in here. The things that he
has told me, and especially because your father is a
firefighter and him to be a firefighter. It's and they're
paid firefighters. I don't know if it's so much. I
guess there's a huge difference.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Well between paid firefire and a volunteer is a big difference.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
And the way they're trained.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Yes, okay, yeah, m hmmm.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I think that's the things like that he'll tell me.
I don't know, just the things that they get to see,
because I think a lot of times people are like, oh,
they just put out fires, but they do a lot
of other stuff too.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
My uncle, he was a captain, told of the fire department.
He told me a story where this house was on fire. Okay,
somebody told him that, Uh there was still a young
adult stolen side. Okay, so this place is warring. So
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he goes in the house. What does Scott pack on?
What's it called. It's called a Scott package.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah, with the oxygen in the full face thing. Okay,
so he can't say So they're upstairs, Okay, he's feeling around.
Ye had some bobez when he no, you can't see
you're on the floor. So and when you shine a
light in the house like that, you just really what
(27:14):
you're getting is just a reflection of the light back
at you because of all the smoke. Smoke. So he's
feeling around on the floor. He feels what he thinks
is a baby. So he's he grabs it and he's
taking his mask off and putting it over just demand
(27:38):
you know, the mouth and all this blowing into it.
And he gets out front. He can't even breathee, throwing up.
It was a doll. And they're all like, yo, what
what the frick are you doing? Yeah? It was a
doll joke. Yeah it was bad. He thought he was
a big hero. He he's blowing air into a doll.
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He was asked, doll, and were you're blowing into the
right one, the right you know, the right area? Yeah?
Of course I got cracked.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
That's dammy, the doll.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
I was like, we're blowing it's dead. I know you'd
be no good. That's my brother's son. You're a piece
of ship. Yeah, I know what you imagine, know, that's
your whole family, you.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
With the doll. Listen, I would love to sit with
a bunch of firefighters because just hears some.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Of this stuffs. Why, because they're unbelievable the things they say. Yeah,
like they don't care what. They turn the craziest shit
into a comedy routine.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
That's awesome, that's what we want.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
But listen. Towards the end of my father's career, okay,
he was getting old, so old, he was forty four.
He retired when he was forty five. Oh shit, well
soone did he start? Wow. But back then it was
twenty years and you were dune. Didn't matter. There was
no age. He'd put your twenty and you were dunk.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Oh my gosh, I would think so.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
So towards the end of it, like the last year,
they said to him, what are you doing? He said,
one more year, I'm out, or half a year or whatever.
I'm out. They said, okay, uh you can pick your assignment.
You can either stay where you're at or you can go.
He said, I want to go to the airport. So
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they sent him down the airport. Okay, so they trained
him on the trucks down there, you know, had things
pierced planes and they shoot the phone into the plane.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
I did not know that. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah. So once all that's done, they don't do anything. Nothing.
They do nothing.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
They just sit around.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
They just sit. They're all just guys. Who are you know,
they're going out, you know what I mean, they're rolling
to retire soon. But I was young, so I was like,
you know what, I'm coming back from out, you know,
bar hopping whatever. I said, let me uh me, you're
an alcoholic, I said, let me go see my father.
So I got down fill the airport and I park
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and I walk in and as I walk in, all
the firemen sitting around a trash can and there's paper
newspaper on top of the trash can, and they're like shh,
like fuck, he's doing your freaks here for their entertainment.
They would have peanuts and they were putting the peanuts
(30:57):
on top of the newspaper. They were waiting for the
has to come jump to get the peanuts. I can't listen.
I can't. This is this is I can't their entertainment.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
No, they were being nice to the rat.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
No.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
All they were doing they catch them, put the lid
on it, and then put them back outside. It's the entertainment, okay, okay, okay.
And my uncle captain captain, yeah, he says, I want
to go to the fireboat. I'm like, there's a fireboat?
(31:31):
Oh yeah, oh yeah. I'm like, what do you mean, like,
there's a boat actually fire? I didn't know that. Yeah.
So when it's cool, if there's a boat catches fire,
they dispatch them, they go out. They got guns on them,
uh water guns yes. Yeah. So I was like that,
(31:52):
why didn't you go to the fireboat man, he says, everyone,
you gotta actually work, you get something. Sometimes you got
to take the boat out. I'm like yeah, I'm like,
come on, man, so did you go? Yes, listen, you
can't the fireboat different. You just can't. Uh. It's not
(32:14):
like a firehouse you can walk in, you know what
I mean. Fireboat it's a little different. You gottat them
know you're coming, because they don't let nobody on the boat,
you know what I mean, other than a fireman. Really Okay,
Well I got caught fishing off of it.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
And did your father get in trouble?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
No, did you get in trouble? Yeah? And they were like, okay,
what are you doing here? I'm like, shut up, man,
I'll have you transferred somewhere else. No, you're disturbing me.
I had my feet up, I had my beer whit me.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
With your dad laughing.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
He was my uncle, wasn't man?
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Your uncle's no fun?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
You know what's funny? Because you said that about the
water water. I was watching this show and I did
not know this that there was still modern day pirates. See,
I'll see, I did not really know that. I thought
it was a joke. Yeah, so I was watching it.
How crazy they were saying, Okay, they're going on to
(33:17):
pirate territory out there, and that they take, they get
themselves prepared. They put people up. That looks like there's
people sitting up there, and barbed wire the rais and
wire all around like the whole thing with the Oh
my gosh.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Yeah, listen, some of them have guns, you know what I.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Mean, supposedly they weren't. They're not allowed to.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
They have like some kind of axes or something. I'd
have a ball with that. Let them pirates. Just let
him come up. Let him come up, Susie pokes his
head off, off his head, Peter Pan, your captain, I
(33:56):
would cut older heads off. God, let them climb up.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
What the fuck are they buying, by the way, I mean,
what are they trying to steal the whole fucking boat,
the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yes, the whole thing. They will use that ship. They
take the whole thing, but for what, I don't know.
You got to them. But whatever their their cargo is
or you know, I just never they show up on
the boat. Yes, that's exactly it. So they can't carry
(34:28):
nothing back, you know what I mean. So you know
you storm, you find out where the bridge is, where
the captain is, and you take the boat over.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
And they had a boat. It was big and it
looked like it had a bunch of fruit on it.
Or they were acting like they were at a drift
at sea, like lost or something. But those those water
things were they fucking kick ass. And then they had
one where they were shooting.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Where was that at? You'll see like even Philly does
it with the if the tall ship comes in, the
ones with the sails like the old ones, Yeah, they'll
send the fireboat out and they spray water all the
way up in the air. You know they'll cross the
but why, it's just what they do maritime ship.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Okay, I thought there was no who knows around in Philly?
Speaker 2 (35:17):
No, but you know, especially in the water, you got
to know, uh, which we're going to be on, what
side of the bullie you're you know you're going out
return right.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I don't know how people do that. It's dangerous too.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Well, you're gonna know what you're doing. Yeah, I mean
I had my boat license all the time. I remember that.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Whatever happened to that boat.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
My checkmate, Yeah I sold it did too, Yeah, I
sold it.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
You guys like that. It was for like a summer.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
I had like about like four years.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Was it four years?
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Gosh damn yeah, listen, I had. I had a lot
of time. But here's what they say, if you on
a boat, is true. Everybody wants to go on the boat.
As long as you dock that boat, everybody's going. And
you're on the boat. Now you got to clean it,
pick up of trash. He ain't got no fuel left.
So the next time you go out, and I was
going to course you, I'm like the.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Somebody told me, once you get a boat, it depreciates.
As soon as you think about a boat, it's depreciating.
And like you said, it's a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Yeah, no, I don't get it. Well, maintenance, that's what
it is.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
It's fun to ride on one, like you said, but
who wants to own one.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I wasn't real good when I first got it at docking.
I kept it down on a horned lane. That's okay.
It's it's in just outside Bend selling okay. And it
was a guy's at his house. It was his dock,
and it was long, but and he would rent slips out.
Oh but they were parked like front to back, you
(36:53):
know what I mean. And I had a boat in
front of me and a boat behind me, so one
else's easy. You just push the push off the dock
and you go out.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I don't know what's it like. Coming in.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
It's a little different because you got wind, you got current,
you know what I mean, smash in fuck that well,
fuck that is right. So I would go in those
first right into the dock, you know what I mean.
There'd be people sitting on it. I didn't give a fuck.
I didn't care, you know what I mean. So after
a while, listen, listen, you could, Maria. They would hear
(37:35):
me coming in because the boat was loud. I had
a big Chevy motor in. It was a speedboat. So
I would be coming down the you know the river,
turning where I had to go where it says no wake,
and it would just be. It would be. So they
(37:56):
would hear me coming in, and they'd be like they
would You could eat them like little fuckingves they've run out,
jump on the boats and move them, and then they
would let me dock and then they will put their boats.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Back because they were scared of you.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I'm not listen, I'm not parallel parking ship. I will
take the front of the boat off with my prop
in a minute.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Hell yeah, what are you fucking from caddy shack?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
You know what I mean? Hard left. I don't know
anything about boats. I've been on them.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
My friend had a boat down with Peter. Oh, what's
the ship?
Speaker 2 (38:34):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
David Busters? Okay, this is a long time ago. And
we all went out. My cousin Donnie was there. We
all went and I was like, this is so much
fucking fun. We weren't even out there for two seconds.
We got pulled over by the coast guard.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Oh yeah, no, listen. I was like, this is so awesome.
My brother says to me, I want to buy a boat.
I'm like, okay, Jimmy two times. Yeah, he says, I
found one. I said, right, where is it? Just down
the shore. So we go down the shore, we go
through the boatyard. The boat's not in the water, so, uh,
(39:11):
you know, it's up on blocks, right, So I'm going
through the boat. He said, you like it? I said yeah,
I said, just buy it. You like this boat? He said, yeah,
well buy it. So he buys it. Springtime comes, they
put it in the water.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Oh my gosh, your sols.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
No worse, it doesn't come with a trailer. What it
was sitting on blocks. I'm nothing one buying a boat.
I didn't have to ask why he's sitting on blocks
and not a trailer. I mean, he's buying the motherfucker.
So they put it in the water, and you know,
they get it running and all, and they said see.
(39:52):
He's like, what do you mean? He said, get it
out of here. You bought it unless you're going to
pay for a slip here. So I got to get
it back to back to Uh. He was keeping it
at a place called right across from curtains in Bristol.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
I know exactly.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
So I said, see, this is down the shore. This
is how am I getting this boat home? I said,
it floats. They said it floats right at the fucking Philly.
He called me up. I was like, what do you want?
He said, I gotta get the boat back to Philly.
I'm like, and what's the what's the problem. Well, it
(40:32):
didn't come with a trailer. Oh my gosh. I'm like,
all right, you got an a vacation on there. Just
drive it to put in David Busters and drive it
back to He said, I don't. I don't know how
to drive a boat.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Hold on, So he got a boat.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
He doesn't know anything about anything. This boat, it had
two engines in it. It's it had it had two bedrooms,
a bathroom, full kitchen like a galley, you know what
I mean. No, this thing was loaded.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yeah, and he doesn't even know how to.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
He never drove a boat ever, but he wanted a boat,
so he bought this big one.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Was he high when he did all this? No, that's
even sadder.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
So that's just him. So I'm like, I'll call you back.
I never called him back. So listen. Somehow, I don't
know who he called. I have no idea. He gets
the boat. Somebody drove it back to back to you know,
(41:42):
fill your bucks county and he and he gets a
slip and he docks it and he says, can you
take my boat out? I said, take your boat? Take
your own boat out? What's wrong with Yeah, you're gonna
learn how to drive it.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Don't you have to get a boating license, by the way, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
But I had one. He had no He had no idea,
so he had no boat license.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
He doesn't know how to ride a boat or drive
a boat, and then he had no trailer.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
No, so he gets tuned. Wait, he gets better. So
he says, uh, all right, you're gonna come down and
hang out on my boat. I said, no, I was
on your boat already. It was on blocks. What the fun?
I gotta get on your boat again, for you bought it,
have fun with it. He's like, well, how do I started?
I put the key in it and is fired up.
(42:31):
I said, you got there's two engines in there. He said, okay,
all right. So that whole summer alls he did was
he just random motors for all those making it big
out there. I don't be able to keep up with you.
He never put oil on the engines. What, Yes, that's him,
(42:55):
that's him. All dang, are you serious? No? So he
calls me up. He says somewhere. He says, listen, there's
something over my boat. I said, what's it? What's it doing?
He says, it sounds like somebody's inside with a hammer.
(43:15):
I said, do shut the boats off, Shut it off,
shut it off. I said, pull the floor up. Are
you kidding me? I said, pull the floor up. You
know there was there, you know their sections? Pull up?
I said, pull the floor up, I saw jaws and
and check the oil. He said there's no oil. I said,
all right, how about the other engine. He says, none
(43:37):
of that either. I said, sell the boat, bro, you
towards both motors.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
So he had to sell it. He got killed on
that boat. No motors, this topic ship mm hmmm. Dude, Ray,
he's so ray. He did the same thing with his Cadillac.
He buys his beautiful black pon rewind right, and he
pulls up and he says, yo, I want to show
(44:03):
you what I bought. So he pulls up with this
beautiful cat. I'm like, wow, this is really sharp, bro.
So we go for a ride. You know, he's got
all all the bells and whistles on it. I was like,
this is a nice man. Gradually he's all right, thanks.
He never put oil on it.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
What the hell that is like that?
Speaker 2 (44:21):
He can't listen. He can't. It's not him. He just
sees something, he likes it, but it's but it's maintenance.
It's it's oil.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Like that is so important. And I've even taught the
kids that since they were little, oil oil oil, I
gotta go check my oil.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Speaking of that. Yeah, but nope, nope, that's him.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Oh shit, is he still in the basement by the way.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Uh yeah, but this is why I pistol on his
new sneakers.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
I you know what, I understand that now, I completely understand.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Now I can't either. And he's not even my brother.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
No, he comes to my house. He works. He works
in the township by my house.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Oh does he know that's right?
Speaker 2 (45:04):
So he'll call me see you home? I said, yeah.
So he pulls up in the in the work car
and I'm in my kitchen and I see him pull out.
I ain't going out.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
I knew you were going to say that, and then.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
He'll call me. He said, no, you're coming out. I said, yeah, dude,
get out of a car. I'll be right out. You
know what I mean. He gets out of his Vigel,
I let the dog goes. Yeah, he's excuseming in the car. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
See, even Jimmy new don't get out.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Of the car. It's like that's a meat missile you
got coming at me. He's like grounds for the winds.
I said, yeah, it's is he really? He was so
nice to me.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Did he change?
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Yeah? Yeah, he as he's getting older. No, he's not old,
but four, I think like four. Yeah, he's just he's
coming into his own now, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
His balls aren't cut either.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
No, nope, no.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Thank Jesus, I had to deal with Mowgli because you know,
he would have been no way, I wouldn't even have been.
I don't know what I would have done with him.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
He's he's a little out of control.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
I wanted to see him. He was always so sweet.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
You pull up, he'll look at you for the window.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Oh he's doing so he's mogly too.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Oh man, they might get along.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
It could be buddies.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
If I go from the one side of the house
of the other. He's in that window.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Oh he's so upset when you leave. Oh, he like
fucking goes into meltdown.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Thou Yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Gotta put him in doggy a psych word freaks out.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
He just yeah, yeah, he's he's out of control. Man,
he's out of control. I'll be watching it. Oh yeah,
I'll be watching TV. I mean her be watching TV.
And yeah, he'll him over and he sits behind my
head on the back of the couch, watching yes her, Yep, Maria,
(47:10):
it's over.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Yeah, it's it's you know, does he get mad if
she touches you?
Speaker 2 (47:17):
He won't let her. He stands between us. Are you
kidding me? No? M M holy ship, Yeah, he stands
between us. Yeah, it's just it's a little nuts. Yeah.
I like it. Yeah, he's he's he's out there. Man,
he's crazy, but I like it.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
I like boxers too, they're already crazy. I think I
like their little wiggle wiggle. It's like Troy. I miss Troy.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
That's my favorite picture of Maria and Troy.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
At the yard.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
And he liked your rain Oh used to go for
rides in it all the time I opened that door,
he'd be in there in a passenger seat. I mean,
that's that was.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
He's so fucking awesome. We always have that good dog.
And then the next one. Yeah, then the ones like
Danielle was a good rioting and then comes Mowgli, who's
a good rioting just in his own life.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Yeah, I get it, you know what I mean? My
pit bull, I should take them camping with me. I
love Alfie, but he loves everybody.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Yeah he does. He would try to haunt me all
the time.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Every and he's strong. I forget it, forget yeah, I'm
like trying to pry him all. He can't. He can't.
I gotta put a shot collar on the walk them
ten feet to put him on his leash.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (48:37):
If not, he's he's fucking my brains out.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Yeah, that's just him. That's what he does.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
He's so cute though.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Then he'll he'll give me the eyes, you know, the
little puppy. I'm like, yeah, don't look at me like that, man,
because I know what's common. He's like eyeing you up, yeah,
like I'm his prostitute. It ain't happening.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
Get this, Speaking of prostitutes, I got a good story
for you. Just really quick, because we're coming up on
the hour, all right, this is really really quick. So
me and someone decide that we're gonna go down into
Kensington where they used to live, at like two three
in the morning, and then we think it would be
funny if I stop by Brittney's and take a picture
(49:20):
of myself acting like I'm a prostitute at like two
in the morning, right, and it's like zombie city up
and down. So the person pulls up and we park
like right in front of her. Her step to the
entrance and I go I look over and there is
(49:40):
a fucking hooker crackhead on the other corner. And I
was like, I gotta get out, like I want to
get out, and they're like, no, you ain't getting out
of this car. We gotta get out.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
You're we're leaving.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
I was thinking, what the fuck that bitch'll stab You're
working her corner and I'm like that's her block.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
Forgot.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
I was like this, and I'm thinking, why no, they're no,
no way, not in the car were driving.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
They think I just picked you up, forget it.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
And then you're there. I was okay. And then we
went down further where Britney was going to get the
car where they felt we were hookers, and I looked
down and there was It was a shame because it
was really cold. She had like no clothes on. She
was just sitting on the stairs, and I you know, oh,
(50:27):
I know she wasn't cold. I've been there, you know,
but I just kind of was like, shit, like it
was just a shame. She was really she was banged
up bad.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Most of them down there are do.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
You know what I mean? I mean the one.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Rich, I like the ones that get stuck I mean,
they're my favorite.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
They were all stuck.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
I'm telling you, listen, you can put your coffee on
her back. Dame moving.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
They're everywhere, everywhere, They're like roaches.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Yeah, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (51:01):
When when it gets dark they all come out.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
They're going and they're like gone, and they wake up.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Yeah, it's un they wake up. It's unbelievable. And across
from where she lives, they have a twenty four hour
convenience store, so that doesn't really help.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Who would in their right mind would be open twenty.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Four hours right down there. I have not a clue
to be empty.
Speaker 2 (51:25):
Um, you know what I mean? That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
Everything is narcn.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
Somebody asked me they go because of you know what
you doing? Anything? Would you like narcan? I said no, No,
They're like, why I go because it's not my problem?
Speaker 2 (51:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (51:44):
Is that fucked up?
Speaker 2 (51:45):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (51:46):
I mean at the yard, I think I might only
because God forbid if something happened. But I'm gonna tell
you something too. You hit people with that shit, they
come out of it and they're fucking pistic.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
A motherfucker A. I'd rather have the paddles. They just
shot the ship out of people. You know what I mean,
you're oudallion, Yeah, right in the temples. You're getting both
sides of the head. Ain't no narcan bro No. I
just frayed the whatever's left of your brain. Yeah, I
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just fried you up. Shit man, Maybe put some tinfoil
over and you're watching you do that. We shall paddles here.
You stay back writing the nuts.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
You do the work.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
I fucking love it. And on that we got guests
coming on soon. You'll be here very soon. Ryan from
the Yard. Okay, we all love Ryan. And on that note,
we're gonna we're gonna sail off into brother.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
See everybody, what has happened? Oh my
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard BARBIEES podcast. Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie. I'm
here with my co host Rich Welcome back everybody. Do
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you know I could listen to that song the whole time.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I can't do it with the classes? Where did you
get these classes? You get them? More for Stevie Wonder
Isn't so lovely? Dollars?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I got him at the dollar store. My phone is
like blowing up, so you know what we're gonna have
to do. I'm gonna have to put it on silent. Okay,
there you go. This is the first time you're listening.
My name is Michelle. I own a complete you pull
it yard with cars, trucks, fans, motorcycles. Please check out
my website Junkyard Barbie dot com. You'll see everything on it.
(01:18):
I'll see home about gallery, sell your vehicle, animal charities
in contact. Open seven days a week and I am
located in Marsville, Pennsylvania. I also buy cars seven days
a week. We also you can bring them in or
we can pick them up, and we also pick up
after hours. Does not matter the condition as long as
they are complete, and you know you're good to go.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
All right. It doesn't cost you anything for somebody to
come up.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
No, no, it does not. We've you've picked vehicles up.
Rich you hooked me up. Do you remember that you
hooked me up with that guy up towards you. He
had like how many bikes?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
No cars?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
No yet cars?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
He had twenty three vehicles. Yeah. It took me forever
to clean.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Out his yard because they used him as like a
derby and a huge field crash up derby stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, and he got in trouble with the township because
he had old, smashed up vehicles in his yard.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
That was cool, That was really cool, and he was
so nice. It was cool, a really nice kid.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, So I was stacking him up at my house,
so I turned his junk yard into mine. I'm like, man,
I gotta get rid of whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Happened to that kid. Have you gone by by there lately?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
He's always he cleaned it up.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Does he does? He have the motorcycles and tractors out there,
so uh uh no.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, it's all cleaned up, and the property beside him
sold and they're gonna put houses.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I knew it.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Fucking knew it. Fuck you up there people, yep, so
ruining it.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Listen, they're buying everywhere. Was in a spot. Somebody's developers
behind it. We gonna know it sucks.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Hopefully i'd be I should I never should have it,
should never broken up with Eline. I have so much money,
I buy so much land, so much land. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
So here's something exciting. Well, we're going to talk about
the animal stuff because everyone knows I'm a huge animal advocate.
And in stead of me going on to a long,
long speech, I'm going to play my little commercial.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie. Are you looking for
our fiery friend who needs it forever home? Right here
in our community? Local animal rescues are filled with lovable
pets waiting for you. Dogs, cats, all with hearts as
big as their paws, ready to bring joy to your life.
By it adopting on fostering, you're not just getting a pet,
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You're saving a life. Every adoption helps make room for
another animal in need. If you can't adopt right now,
you can still make a huge difference by donating, fostering
or volunteering at your local shelter. Together, we can ensure
every animal finds a loving home. Visit your local animal
(04:23):
rescue today and let the love begin. Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer,
share people's posts. Be a hero for those who need
it most. Your new best friend is waiting. Also, please spay,
please newter, please microchip. Stop reading, and when you do,
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hopefully go to a rescue. Please look at the euthanized
listeners and the longest residents.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I sold last week Act billing. Yes, they were overflowing
with animals and they were they had a thing where
you could adopt dogs or cats whatever for ten bucks.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
You can't beat that, No, And like I said, they
were putting pictures up of the different you know, dogs,
cats that were adopted. But they're overflowing. So you know,
if you can't adopt, at least take them something. Yeah. Yeah,
cat food, dog food, whatever, treats everything.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
And you can also do that on chewy dot com
and on Amazon. So just to let people know, if
you're on Amazon, your on Amazon Prime or something, there
is something at the top. I do it for Cody's
Club that every time you buy something, you're actually donating
a little of that to the charity. It's animal charity,
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so that's pretty cool. So I've been having a little
hard time like put reposting stuff lately on that because
emotionally it's just killing me.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
But I saw that last week and I'm like, oh,
so you know they need and.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
The SPCA also they were looking for blankets. I did
see that today, but I still have stuff. I have
some more stuff that I'm going to drop off at
ACT Philly and then Trenton Animal Shelter.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yea, from what I just saw ACT Phillies, they're hurting.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, and that's who Justin got both of all of
his dogs from yeah, and in last minute, and Bobby
Singleton he got two as well. And then Justin also
got two that were in a home and the owner
died so they had to go together. And he's like
(06:47):
in love and they're great dogs. So he's he's such
a and so's Bobby. So now I got some exciting news.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yes, that's what I did. Shop openly. How did you know?
After hour?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Now, I'm like, we got to keep this open. No
one more guests. You have three guesses.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
You banged a midget, you know what.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
That's one thing I have never done. M Okay, is
he going to be on the homeless dating game a midget?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah? If I can find a homeless midget, well, I have.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
A friend that is. We went through this on one.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Of the homeless.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
He's not homeless. He's not homeless. So we talked about this.
He's a good friend of mine. And that's when people.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Were like, midget, you know, small people.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Do you remember we talked about that and they were like, yeah, shows,
he's a wrestler. Oh god, he's a wrestler, So that'd
be so awesome to watch him wrestle you and throw
you on. This year, I don't think that happened.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Some of my friends went. Chris went in a midget wrestling.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Dude, it's awesome. It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
They had a great time.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Did they get in there like they did on top
of the bar and start dancing.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
No, no, he said they were like nats. They climb
all over him. He did. No, I'm not getting involved
with that.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Thanks, I must spit my fucking coffee. They would knock
him out. No, you have one more.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Gas, big surprise.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Okay, Okay, it's something to do with the yard. You're
gonna be very impressed.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You open up another section.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
No, but I did pull a transmission out of the JKU.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Okay, yeah, on.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
The ground, not in the air, not in the air.
And I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
What kind of jack do you use?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Mad respect, mad respect for anybody that does that for
a living. Because when I was looking some of them,
you know, you have them lifted, you put them on
the blocks, and Brian made Brian made a point. He goes, yeah,
everyone else has been doing that out there. I said,
I understand that, but I never did.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Right.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I've seen them do it and be like, wow, that's tough,
But when you actually have to get under there, and
oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
It's a dirty job. It's not that. It's I'm like,
you're on the ground, you're gonna pull the drive shift out.
I would hope you're draining the fluid out of it.
It's all out. It was all out, so you know, yeah, yeah,
it's messy. It was. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I'm still in my sleep thinking and now I'm trying
to strip it. It's almost stripped, but I'm trying to
get all the wiring harness out. So what I do
is I look and really like assess it. Okay, well,
how does this Colm, How does that go? So I'm
taking the steering column up on myself and yeah, I'm
like really learning.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
That's good. Yeah. The harness, he's just unplugg them.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I was doing that. But I'm trying to get everything.
I'm not even going to sell it separately. I'm going
to sell all the harness.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
The No, you sell the whole harness. Yeah, for the
whole thing. Yeah, but that's good. You learn how to
drop a column, pull it out. I get it.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I thought you'd be. And then and then I separated
after you do it the transfer case right after you
do all that.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Now you got to take the tubs off.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, that's what I'm kind of working on. I want
to get to that point. It's tougher than like I said,
somebody called and asked for something, But because I had
done it, I understood where what they were talking about.
Plus I understood a little bit more so I kind
of went above it and they were like, okay, wow,
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she knows.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
If you take the tubs off and you start doing that,
you sectioned that part of the yard off. You know,
you got a little tubs over here, you got steering
columns over here, put a tag on it.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
That's what I've been trying. This is why I want
to completely I'm almost I'm not almost there, but it gets.
What happens is this and you know this. I go
to work on something and then it's like, Michelle, we
need you over here, Michelle, can you prace this out?
We need you up front and here, and I'm like,
oh my gosh, I'm never gonna get it done. But
if I stay on target and I said to everyone,
(11:20):
leave me alone, I'm turning my phone off. Just all
you do, Rich That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Can't even happen at times for real. I'd be like,
for real because it's important stuff Like I will say, listen,
nobody bother me because once you come and talk to
me and we start bullshitting, yeah, I'm I'm a d D.
You know.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I have to like.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Really make sure I got really good music on Ron
got me into this guy he's from Rush or something,
neat rustles, he's bears And the day before we.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Were listening to.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Because he wrestles bears and I can't remember this fucking guy.
Gotta find out he the day before we're listening to,
like hit what is that like fifties music, SA copy
kind of shit? And I was like, man, I can't
do that tomorrow. I gotta listen to metal church or something.
So then he's like, all right, how about this guy?
And I was like, all right, let's see him. Okay, listen.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
He's like.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I was like, dude, man, I'm fucking digging this.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I was like, listen, that would give me a headache. No,
it was really really good. He's a freak.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I love it. I love the freaks.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Of course you don't.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I can't help it. So what's going on with you?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Nothing? Just been working on the farm. Yep, it's been
a muddy mess, as you could sing from what I
look like.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yep, how bad has it been?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
It's pretty bad now, you know, but it'll dry out.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I can see you walked in with your Herman Monster boots.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Oh my god, I can't stand them.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Get I'm like, take them off, and you're like, look,
I got what it's like having a melt down.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Man, like a size twelve and I take a size
ten e. Well, where'd you get them?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Did you steal them from Junior?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Oh? I probably put them on it like tractors fly
and walked out with you. I did that.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Once when I was younger, used to shoplift and I
got busted.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I never got caught.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Never bullshit, you got caught with the radio. When the
person's house is well, that's different, you know what I mean,
Like like like you go to the extreme. Like it's
not like I walked into like you know this high
class store. You're like, hey, this person's house is burning down.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Down, I'm taking her stereo. Take a stereo. Mother, who
knew my father was coming in? Dude, that's not far
and I'm going out.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
That's fucking that's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Now.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
We have a lot of shows coming up. Craig was
over here with talking about I talked to him the
other day about one of those quarter midgets. Did he
send you something every okay, every Sunday he has something going,
okay from nine until five. Mother's Day that's coming up, right,
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I don't know. I'm looking at you.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Mother's Day could be next March.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Mother's Day is May May eleventh.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Okay, And where did he? Where did these? Uh?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
They're in Delaware. I had everything written down.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
It's over there. Yeah, move for a second.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Got it Bested Bested, Newcastle, Delaware, twenty four to twelve
speedway drive until November, every Sunday until November, because I
told him how you love the shirt and everything, which
I'm gonna talk about this shirt because this is as
funny as fuck. So I'm not gonna say I got
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new neighbors.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
On my side.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I got me, then Craig and then these other neighbors,
and then my new neighbors are right next to me
where it's been vacant for I think two three years, okay,
and they seem very nice. I haven't introduced myself. I
kind of stayed on myself, but I was like, oh, hi,
so dude b Block fixed my dirt bike, right, so
(15:27):
guess what Michelle's doing? Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
How fuck? Yeah? Did you jump through the kitchen yet? Sorry?
But Doyna's dog run through. They have a fence. They
ride the love you.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
To her, not to me. So anyway, I was sitting there,
was kicking it because she there is no electric start.
So I'm sitting out there for two weeks trying to
kick her kicker.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
She won't.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
She won't turn I come home. I'm like, Dade, enough,
like enough. I sat out there. I was like, I'll
be fucking damned. I got her fucking going. I flew
up the what is it? You know, where my little
hill is. I was like, this shit is not going down.
I was either gonna straight across the street like the
kids down in Philly, like I usually did, or fly
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up that fucking hill. And I'll tell you what. I
was like, Man, I haven't ridden in a while. I'm
flying up this hill. I got a little air. I'm
like pooh, took off around the back and I was
just riding around that. I was like, oh my gosh,
because I haven't had really a lot of sea time
because it's been down. But it was like when I
got on, it was like that I never not was
(16:53):
on the bike.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
It's called muscle memory is that. I'll tell you what, man,
muscle memory.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I was just like, oh, I'm so happy. So anyway,
I'm coming around and then she would stop and coming
around and I'd have to kick her, and the guy
was there, and I thought to myself, this poor guy.
They're like, oh wow, look it's such a nice neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
There's nobody. He's like, mister Rogers, how sweet and it's quiet.
All she does is called the deer and the Foxes. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Then it's like because they came, they came in the
fall and my bike was still getting worked on. So
so then next the week after I think it was
last week, it doesn't matter. It was like two weeks ago,
and I had the whole family over. So there's all
kids and they all ride. There's one bike. They're ripping
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on my bike and everyone's taking turns. But at first
they couldn't do it, so I'd have to. Was sitting
there kicking, kicking, and a couple of times they're like
all right, Like Carly was like, let me get on.
Here's something I took off. Fuck, no way, this is fun.
So everyone wants to bring their shit here?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
And I was like, okay, that's that's cool. But anyway,
the reason why they were very nice my new neighbors,
Donna and Craig, we all know, were fucking awesome and
they used to ride dirt bikes. But the neighbors next
to them are the ones that I said, they're all bougie.
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So what happens my niece decides to fucking rip and
roar on their property all the way in the fucking back.
It's not like they were in the front, They're all
the way in the fucking back.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Get up.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
It's like, yo, dude, like really, So she didn't know.
I said, just don't go over that side. So I
told Craig. I said, listen, everyone's gonna be at the
house with their bikes and it's gonna get like crazy.
But I said, you know what, we don't ride when
it's bad anyway, like meaning, we'll do from certain times.
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I'm not gonna get up.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Isn't that why you have ice? Piece of propperty? I'm out,
This is why you know what I mean, You just
do it. Who cares if they like it? Real? I would,
I agree, I wouldn't care. I agree paying your bills.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I try to be respectful though, because it's just like.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Here's what I used to do when I lived in Benshille.
I did the same thing. I'll be nice, good neighbor.
Yeah that didn't last long. At some point I was
scooping the dog shit up and throwing it at my neighbors. Okay,
I'm just saying I love it.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
That they're good.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
It's the people.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
It was the people behind me who used to complain.
I told you that whole story on the show one time.
The guy was just a fucking douche cunt.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I mean he was.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
And what happened was now the fence that I put up,
the eight foot fence so he can't see anything, is
all down. So I need somebody to come over and
I've got more fence and just put it up so
he can't see it. I'd love it.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I'd be shooting mud from my yard into nurse.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Hmmm, bring your Dirk bike up.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
You know what I mean? Are you crazy?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
It's there's too much of a little I mean, I
could walk. Let me think about that, Let me think
it's still by property.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Let me think about that art. Yeah, cares what they're looking.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
At, you know what. I don't want him to see beauty.
That's why I put it up because he kept complaining
and I thought, what a great view you get to
look out of your back your window and just look
at all his property as if it's yours.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
So I took that away.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
From him because I thought, here, it's not like we're
smoking crack or my kids are smoking crack or doing
this or that, right, so they're enjoying themselves. And it
wasn't like we were doing it at like ten eleven twelve,
early in the mornings.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Or you're doing it in the afternoon. I get it.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
And around five o'clock we would stop, let people eat,
and then get the funk back up.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Listen, I would keep going the noise ordinance they'll call.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I don't want to pick you know what. I don't
want to disrespect the new neighbors because they're young and
they seem really nice. I want to, like, I want
to acclimate them a little bit. I want them to
kind of like get into the groove.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
No out of them. Yeah, just listen, you moved here.
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
I mean, who knew they were going to be all
these kids at the house now?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Who cares?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, No, I'm not complaining.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
I'm excited about it.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Some cars back there jump over the cars, let them
let them freak out over that.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
No, you know there's going to be like Jumpso for
the there has to be dirt bikes. A couple of
people fell already, and I said to him, I said, listen,
I was the only one that didn't wear a helmet.
I will give it to them. They all had helmets
and they all had gloves when they were on there.
I was the only one kicking it that didn't. So
I was happy that they all have because someone talked
on there's respect on those bikes. It's not.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
There's no fucking.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Around on here.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
You just keep nine one one on speaking.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I'm gonna push them one from too the other one
to the boo.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yeah, I don't know where this kid came from. He's
on your side.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, what the hell? We're the birds of a feather.
That's what we call each other now, because we're white
trash birds of a feather float together.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Been skateboarding on your side of the tear your law,
tear it up, tear it up, bitch, what you got
it for? All right?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
So do you want to call somebody?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yeah? Who are you gonna call? Mm?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
What do you want to call?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I don't have no friends. You do have friends? You
do you have acquaintances? Is that correct? Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Okay, let's see name somebody and our crew.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
And our crew should we call in our little crew?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Hold on, let's try this one.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Of course, everybody who you had coming in today bailed out?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
No too, No, just the poine, no too?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Okay, see if she knows.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
It's monday, nobody knows what'll call mm hmm, these are
I have a lot of friends.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
That's my daughter. Let me tell let me tell you
something though that day that I called everybody, everyone fucking
called me back later, I go, fuck you hung up.
I don't need to now, motherfucker. Let's see. Okay, we're
gonna call Howard. Let's see if Howard. This is my friend,
Howard Howard mcgoldrich. He is a firefighter, which would be
great for you. He works at Maguire. He's a big deal.
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He's also Bristol Michelle.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Hey, say hi, hey, you're on your air.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
You're on the air, babe, boy. This is this is
one of my best friends.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
His name is Harba Goldrag.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Magolden.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
God. But how did you get to be friends with Michelle?
Oh that's the reaction I give. The thing about that,
That's the reaction I give from everybody.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
It's a lot.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I was a friend, I think introduced us some Yeah,
I'm prettcess. What it was? Mitchell furnished me she had
a problem on a computer. I worked with her for
a little bit and uh for ever since.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
All right, I feel bad for you.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
He loves he loves me. He loves me, So Howard,
why don't you just tell me, you know, tell everyone
a little bit about you know what you do. You're
a firefighter, You're like a big deal. You work at McGuire,
you're a captain or a sergeant. What's the biggest thing
you can be? That's what you are.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Well, now I work, I'm not the biggest thing.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
I could be.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
The chief would be the biggest thing.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Okay, and I'm a chief.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
So yeah, at work, I'm a captain. Uh, I can
solve echoing. Sorry, it's it's it's kind of hard.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, you're going like in and out? Are you at maguire?
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yeah, I'm gonna work.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Okay, that's probably why.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Yeah, that is echoing.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Really, I'll call you back, to call you back.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I love you.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I really would like you to talk. I would love
for him to come in here. The things that he
has told me, and especially because your father is a
firefighter and him to be a firefighter. It's and they're
paid firefighters. I don't know if it's so much. I
guess there's a huge difference.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Well between paid firefire and a volunteer is a big difference.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
And the way they're trained.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Yes, okay, yeah, m hmmm.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I think that's the things like that he'll tell me.
I don't know, just the things that they get to see,
because I think a lot of times people are like, oh,
they just put out fires, but they do a lot
of other stuff too.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
My uncle, he was a captain, told of the fire department.
He told me a story where this house was on fire. Okay,
somebody told him that, Uh there was still a young
adult stolen side. Okay, so this place is warring. So
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he goes in the house. What does Scott pack on?
What's it called. It's called a Scott package.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah, with the oxygen in the full face thing. Okay,
so he can't say So they're upstairs, Okay, he's feeling around.
Ye had some bobez when he no, you can't see
you're on the floor. So and when you shine a
light in the house like that, you just really what
(27:14):
you're getting is just a reflection of the light back
at you because of all the smoke. Smoke. So he's
feeling around on the floor. He feels what he thinks
is a baby. So he's he grabs it and he's
taking his mask off and putting it over just demand
(27:38):
you know, the mouth and all this blowing into it.
And he gets out front. He can't even breathee, throwing up.
It was a doll. And they're all like, yo, what
what the frick are you doing? Yeah? It was a
doll joke. Yeah it was bad. He thought he was
a big hero. He he's blowing air into a doll.
(28:04):
He was asked, doll, and were you're blowing into the
right one, the right you know, the right area? Yeah?
Of course I got cracked.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
That's dammy, the doll.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
I was like, we're blowing it's dead. I know you'd
be no good. That's my brother's son. You're a piece
of ship. Yeah, I know what you imagine, know, that's
your whole family, you.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
With the doll. Listen, I would love to sit with
a bunch of firefighters because just hears some.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Of this stuffs. Why, because they're unbelievable the things they say. Yeah,
like they don't care what. They turn the craziest shit
into a comedy routine.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
That's awesome, that's what we want.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
But listen. Towards the end of my father's career, okay,
he was getting old, so old, he was forty four.
He retired when he was forty five. Oh shit, well
soone did he start? Wow. But back then it was
twenty years and you were dune. Didn't matter. There was
no age. He'd put your twenty and you were dunk.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Oh my gosh, I would think so.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
So towards the end of it, like the last year,
they said to him, what are you doing? He said,
one more year, I'm out, or half a year or whatever.
I'm out. They said, okay, uh you can pick your assignment.
You can either stay where you're at or you can go.
He said, I want to go to the airport. So
(29:53):
they sent him down the airport. Okay, so they trained
him on the trucks down there, you know, had things
pierced planes and they shoot the phone into the plane.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
I did not know that. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah. So once all that's done, they don't do anything. Nothing.
They do nothing.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
They just sit around.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
They just sit. They're all just guys. Who are you know,
they're going out, you know what I mean, they're rolling
to retire soon. But I was young, so I was like,
you know what, I'm coming back from out, you know,
bar hopping whatever. I said, let me uh me, you're
an alcoholic, I said, let me go see my father.
So I got down fill the airport and I park
(30:34):
and I walk in and as I walk in, all
the firemen sitting around a trash can and there's paper
newspaper on top of the trash can, and they're like shh,
like fuck, he's doing your freaks here for their entertainment.
They would have peanuts and they were putting the peanuts
(30:57):
on top of the newspaper. They were waiting for the
has to come jump to get the peanuts. I can't listen.
I can't. This is this is I can't their entertainment.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
No, they were being nice to the rat.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
No.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
All they were doing they catch them, put the lid
on it, and then put them back outside. It's the entertainment, okay, okay, okay.
And my uncle captain captain, yeah, he says, I want
to go to the fireboat. I'm like, there's a fireboat?
(31:31):
Oh yeah, oh yeah. I'm like, what do you mean, like,
there's a boat actually fire? I didn't know that. Yeah.
So when it's cool, if there's a boat catches fire,
they dispatch them, they go out. They got guns on them,
uh water guns yes. Yeah. So I was like that,
(31:52):
why didn't you go to the fireboat man, he says, everyone,
you gotta actually work, you get something. Sometimes you got
to take the boat out. I'm like yeah, I'm like,
come on, man, so did you go? Yes, listen, you
can't the fireboat different. You just can't. Uh. It's not
(32:14):
like a firehouse you can walk in, you know what
I mean. Fireboat it's a little different. You gottat them
know you're coming, because they don't let nobody on the boat,
you know what I mean, other than a fireman. Really Okay,
Well I got caught fishing off of it.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
And did your father get in trouble?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
No, did you get in trouble? Yeah? And they were like, okay,
what are you doing here? I'm like, shut up, man,
I'll have you transferred somewhere else. No, you're disturbing me.
I had my feet up, I had my beer whit me.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
With your dad laughing.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
He was my uncle, wasn't man?
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Your uncle's no fun?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
You know what's funny? Because you said that about the
water water. I was watching this show and I did
not know this that there was still modern day pirates. See,
I'll see, I did not really know that. I thought
it was a joke. Yeah, so I was watching it.
How crazy they were saying, Okay, they're going on to
(33:17):
pirate territory out there, and that they take, they get
themselves prepared. They put people up. That looks like there's
people sitting up there, and barbed wire the rais and
wire all around like the whole thing with the Oh
my gosh.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Yeah, listen, some of them have guns, you know what I.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Mean, supposedly they weren't. They're not allowed to.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
They have like some kind of axes or something. I'd
have a ball with that. Let them pirates. Just let
him come up. Let him come up, Susie pokes his
head off, off his head, Peter Pan, your captain, I
(33:56):
would cut older heads off. God, let them climb up.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
What the fuck are they buying, by the way, I mean,
what are they trying to steal the whole fucking boat,
the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yes, the whole thing. They will use that ship. They
take the whole thing, but for what, I don't know.
You got to them. But whatever their their cargo is
or you know, I just never they show up on
the boat. Yes, that's exactly it. So they can't carry
(34:28):
nothing back, you know what I mean. So you know
you storm, you find out where the bridge is, where
the captain is, and you take the boat over.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
And they had a boat. It was big and it
looked like it had a bunch of fruit on it.
Or they were acting like they were at a drift
at sea, like lost or something. But those those water
things were they fucking kick ass. And then they had
one where they were shooting.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Where was that at? You'll see like even Philly does
it with the if the tall ship comes in, the
ones with the sails like the old ones, Yeah, they'll
send the fireboat out and they spray water all the
way up in the air. You know they'll cross the
but why, it's just what they do maritime ship.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Okay, I thought there was no who knows around in Philly?
Speaker 2 (35:17):
No, but you know, especially in the water, you got
to know, uh, which we're going to be on, what
side of the bullie you're you know you're going out
return right.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I don't know how people do that. It's dangerous too.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Well, you're gonna know what you're doing. Yeah, I mean
I had my boat license all the time. I remember that.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Whatever happened to that boat.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
My checkmate, Yeah I sold it did too, Yeah, I
sold it.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
You guys like that. It was for like a summer.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
I had like about like four years.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Was it four years?
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Gosh damn yeah, listen, I had. I had a lot
of time. But here's what they say, if you on
a boat, is true. Everybody wants to go on the boat.
As long as you dock that boat, everybody's going. And
you're on the boat. Now you got to clean it,
pick up of trash. He ain't got no fuel left.
So the next time you go out, and I was
going to course you, I'm like the.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Somebody told me, once you get a boat, it depreciates.
As soon as you think about a boat, it's depreciating.
And like you said, it's a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Yeah, no, I don't get it. Well, maintenance, that's what
it is.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
It's fun to ride on one, like you said, but
who wants to own one.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I wasn't real good when I first got it at docking.
I kept it down on a horned lane. That's okay.
It's it's in just outside Bend selling okay. And it
was a guy's at his house. It was his dock,
and it was long, but and he would rent slips out.
Oh but they were parked like front to back, you
(36:53):
know what I mean. And I had a boat in
front of me and a boat behind me, so one
else's easy. You just push the push off the dock
and you go out.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I don't know what's it like. Coming in.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
It's a little different because you got wind, you got current,
you know what I mean, smash in fuck that well,
fuck that is right. So I would go in those
first right into the dock, you know what I mean.
There'd be people sitting on it. I didn't give a fuck.
I didn't care, you know what I mean. So after
a while, listen, listen, you could, Maria. They would hear
(37:35):
me coming in because the boat was loud. I had
a big Chevy motor in. It was a speedboat. So
I would be coming down the you know the river,
turning where I had to go where it says no wake,
and it would just be. It would be. So they
(37:56):
would hear me coming in, and they'd be like they
would You could eat them like little fuckingves they've run out,
jump on the boats and move them, and then they
would let me dock and then they will put their boats.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Back because they were scared of you.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I'm not listen, I'm not parallel parking ship. I will
take the front of the boat off with my prop
in a minute.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Hell yeah, what are you fucking from caddy shack?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
You know what I mean? Hard left. I don't know
anything about boats. I've been on them.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
My friend had a boat down with Peter. Oh, what's
the ship?
Speaker 2 (38:34):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
David Busters? Okay, this is a long time ago. And
we all went out. My cousin Donnie was there. We
all went and I was like, this is so much
fucking fun. We weren't even out there for two seconds.
We got pulled over by the coast guard.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Oh yeah, no, listen. I was like, this is so awesome.
My brother says to me, I want to buy a boat.
I'm like, okay, Jimmy two times. Yeah, he says, I
found one. I said, right, where is it? Just down
the shore. So we go down the shore, we go
through the boatyard. The boat's not in the water, so, uh,
(39:11):
you know, it's up on blocks, right, So I'm going
through the boat. He said, you like it? I said yeah,
I said, just buy it. You like this boat? He said, yeah,
well buy it. So he buys it. Springtime comes, they
put it in the water.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Oh my gosh, your sols.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
No worse, it doesn't come with a trailer. What it
was sitting on blocks. I'm nothing one buying a boat.
I didn't have to ask why he's sitting on blocks
and not a trailer. I mean, he's buying the motherfucker.
So they put it in the water, and you know,
they get it running and all, and they said see.
(39:52):
He's like, what do you mean? He said, get it
out of here. You bought it unless you're going to
pay for a slip here. So I got to get
it back to back to Uh. He was keeping it
at a place called right across from curtains in Bristol.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
I know exactly.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
So I said, see, this is down the shore. This
is how am I getting this boat home? I said,
it floats. They said it floats right at the fucking Philly.
He called me up. I was like, what do you want?
He said, I gotta get the boat back to Philly.
I'm like, and what's the what's the problem. Well, it
(40:32):
didn't come with a trailer. Oh my gosh. I'm like,
all right, you got an a vacation on there. Just
drive it to put in David Busters and drive it
back to He said, I don't. I don't know how
to drive a boat.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Hold on, So he got a boat.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
He doesn't know anything about anything. This boat, it had
two engines in it. It's it had it had two bedrooms,
a bathroom, full kitchen like a galley, you know what
I mean. No, this thing was loaded.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yeah, and he doesn't even know how to.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
He never drove a boat ever, but he wanted a boat,
so he bought this big one.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Was he high when he did all this? No, that's
even sadder.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
So that's just him. So I'm like, I'll call you back.
I never called him back. So listen. Somehow, I don't
know who he called. I have no idea. He gets
the boat. Somebody drove it back to back to you know,
(41:42):
fill your bucks county and he and he gets a
slip and he docks it and he says, can you
take my boat out? I said, take your boat? Take
your own boat out? What's wrong with Yeah, you're gonna
learn how to drive it.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Don't you have to get a boating license, by the way, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
But I had one. He had no He had no idea,
so he had no boat license.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
He doesn't know how to ride a boat or drive
a boat, and then he had no trailer.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
No, so he gets tuned. Wait, he gets better. So
he says, uh, all right, you're gonna come down and
hang out on my boat. I said, no, I was
on your boat already. It was on blocks. What the fun?
I gotta get on your boat again, for you bought it,
have fun with it. He's like, well, how do I started?
I put the key in it and is fired up.
(42:31):
I said, you got there's two engines in there. He said, okay,
all right. So that whole summer alls he did was
he just random motors for all those making it big
out there. I don't be able to keep up with you.
He never put oil on the engines. What, Yes, that's him,
(42:55):
that's him. All dang, are you serious? No? So he
calls me up. He says somewhere. He says, listen, there's
something over my boat. I said, what's it? What's it doing?
He says, it sounds like somebody's inside with a hammer.
(43:15):
I said, do shut the boats off, Shut it off,
shut it off. I said, pull the floor up. Are
you kidding me? I said, pull the floor up. You
know there was there, you know their sections? Pull up?
I said, pull the floor up, I saw jaws and
and check the oil. He said there's no oil. I said,
all right, how about the other engine. He says, none
(43:37):
of that either. I said, sell the boat, bro, you
towards both motors.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
So he had to sell it. He got killed on
that boat. No motors, this topic ship mm hmmm. Dude, Ray,
he's so ray. He did the same thing with his Cadillac.
He buys his beautiful black pon rewind right, and he
pulls up and he says, yo, I want to show
(44:03):
you what I bought. So he pulls up with this
beautiful cat. I'm like, wow, this is really sharp, bro.
So we go for a ride. You know, he's got
all all the bells and whistles on it. I was like,
this is a nice man. Gradually he's all right, thanks.
He never put oil on it.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
What the hell that is like that?
Speaker 2 (44:21):
He can't listen. He can't. It's not him. He just
sees something, he likes it, but it's but it's maintenance.
It's it's oil.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Like that is so important. And I've even taught the
kids that since they were little, oil oil oil, I
gotta go check my oil.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Speaking of that. Yeah, but nope, nope, that's him.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Oh shit, is he still in the basement by the way.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Uh yeah, but this is why I pistol on his
new sneakers.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
I you know what, I understand that now, I completely understand.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Now I can't either. And he's not even my brother.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
No, he comes to my house. He works. He works
in the township by my house.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Oh does he know that's right?
Speaker 2 (45:04):
So he'll call me see you home? I said, yeah.
So he pulls up in the in the work car
and I'm in my kitchen and I see him pull out.
I ain't going out.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
I knew you were going to say that, and then.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
He'll call me. He said, no, you're coming out. I said, yeah, dude,
get out of a car. I'll be right out. You
know what I mean. He gets out of his Vigel,
I let the dog goes. Yeah, he's excuseming in the car. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
See, even Jimmy new don't get out.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Of the car. It's like that's a meat missile you
got coming at me. He's like grounds for the winds.
I said, yeah, it's is he really? He was so
nice to me.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Did he change?
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Yeah? Yeah, he as he's getting older. No, he's not old,
but four, I think like four. Yeah, he's just he's
coming into his own now, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
His balls aren't cut either.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
No, nope, no.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Thank Jesus, I had to deal with Mowgli because you know,
he would have been no way, I wouldn't even have been.
I don't know what I would have done with him.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
He's he's a little out of control.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
I wanted to see him. He was always so sweet.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
You pull up, he'll look at you for the window.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Oh he's doing so he's mogly too.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Oh man, they might get along.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
It could be buddies.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
If I go from the one side of the house
of the other. He's in that window.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Oh he's so upset when you leave. Oh, he like
fucking goes into meltdown.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Thou Yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Gotta put him in doggy a psych word freaks out.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
He just yeah, yeah, he's he's out of control. Man,
he's out of control. I'll be watching it. Oh yeah,
I'll be watching TV. I mean her be watching TV.
And yeah, he'll him over and he sits behind my
head on the back of the couch, watching yes her, Yep, Maria,
(47:10):
it's over.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Yeah, it's it's you know, does he get mad if
she touches you?
Speaker 2 (47:17):
He won't let her. He stands between us. Are you
kidding me? No? M M holy ship, Yeah, he stands
between us. Yeah, it's just it's a little nuts. Yeah.
I like it. Yeah, he's he's he's out there. Man,
he's crazy, but I like it.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
I like boxers too, they're already crazy. I think I
like their little wiggle wiggle. It's like Troy. I miss Troy.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
That's my favorite picture of Maria and Troy.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
At the yard.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
And he liked your rain Oh used to go for
rides in it all the time I opened that door,
he'd be in there in a passenger seat. I mean,
that's that was.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
He's so fucking awesome. We always have that good dog.
And then the next one. Yeah, then the ones like
Danielle was a good rioting and then comes Mowgli, who's
a good rioting just in his own life.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Yeah, I get it, you know what I mean? My
pit bull, I should take them camping with me. I
love Alfie, but he loves everybody.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Yeah he does. He would try to haunt me all
the time.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Every and he's strong. I forget it, forget yeah, I'm
like trying to pry him all. He can't. He can't.
I gotta put a shot collar on the walk them
ten feet to put him on his leash.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (48:37):
If not, he's he's fucking my brains out.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Yeah, that's just him. That's what he does.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
He's so cute though.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Then he'll he'll give me the eyes, you know, the
little puppy. I'm like, yeah, don't look at me like that, man,
because I know what's common. He's like eyeing you up, yeah,
like I'm his prostitute. It ain't happening.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
Get this, Speaking of prostitutes, I got a good story
for you. Just really quick, because we're coming up on
the hour, all right, this is really really quick. So
me and someone decide that we're gonna go down into
Kensington where they used to live, at like two three
in the morning, and then we think it would be
funny if I stop by Brittney's and take a picture
(49:20):
of myself acting like I'm a prostitute at like two
in the morning, right, and it's like zombie city up
and down. So the person pulls up and we park
like right in front of her. Her step to the
entrance and I go I look over and there is
(49:40):
a fucking hooker crackhead on the other corner. And I
was like, I gotta get out, like I want to
get out, and they're like, no, you ain't getting out
of this car. We gotta get out.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
You're we're leaving.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
I was thinking, what the fuck that bitch'll stab You're
working her corner and I'm like that's her block.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
Forgot.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
I was like this, and I'm thinking, why no, they're no,
no way, not in the car were driving.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
They think I just picked you up, forget it.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
And then you're there. I was okay. And then we
went down further where Britney was going to get the
car where they felt we were hookers, and I looked
down and there was It was a shame because it
was really cold. She had like no clothes on. She
was just sitting on the stairs, and I you know, oh,
(50:27):
I know she wasn't cold. I've been there, you know,
but I just kind of was like, shit, like it
was just a shame. She was really she was banged
up bad.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Most of them down there are do.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
You know what I mean? I mean the one.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Rich, I like the ones that get stuck I mean,
they're my favorite.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
They were all stuck.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
I'm telling you, listen, you can put your coffee on
her back. Dame moving.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
They're everywhere, everywhere, They're like roaches.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Yeah, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (51:01):
When when it gets dark they all come out.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
They're going and they're like gone, and they wake up.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Yeah, it's un they wake up. It's unbelievable. And across
from where she lives, they have a twenty four hour
convenience store, so that doesn't really help.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Who would in their right mind would be open twenty.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Four hours right down there. I have not a clue
to be empty.
Speaker 2 (51:25):
Um, you know what I mean? That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
Everything is narcn.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
Somebody asked me they go because of you know what
you doing? Anything? Would you like narcan? I said no, No,
They're like, why I go because it's not my problem?
Speaker 2 (51:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (51:44):
Is that fucked up?
Speaker 2 (51:45):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (51:46):
I mean at the yard, I think I might only
because God forbid if something happened. But I'm gonna tell
you something too. You hit people with that shit, they
come out of it and they're fucking pistic.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
A motherfucker A. I'd rather have the paddles. They just
shot the ship out of people. You know what I mean,
you're oudallion, Yeah, right in the temples. You're getting both
sides of the head. Ain't no narcan bro No. I
just frayed the whatever's left of your brain. Yeah, I
(52:19):
just fried you up. Shit man, Maybe put some tinfoil
over and you're watching you do that. We shall paddles here.
You stay back writing the nuts.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
You do the work.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
I fucking love it. And on that we got guests
coming on soon. You'll be here very soon. Ryan from
the Yard. Okay, we all love Ryan. And on that note,
we're gonna we're gonna sail off into brother.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
See everybody, what has happened? Oh my
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