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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard BARBIEES podcast. Hi, this is Michelle jung Gar Barbie
and I am here with my celebrity co host Cardboard
Chrissy Hie. There you go, and if this is the
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first time you're listening, I am the owner of a
nine acre complete your pulletyard filled with cars, trucks, vans, motorcycles, mowers, tractors,
r vs, boats, and much much more. I also have
a nice little classic car section and I also have
of a wrangler yard which is a full service yard
which I personally pull all the parts. Best thing to
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do is check out my website Junkyard Barby dot com
and on there just you know, check out all my
social media. Best place stick at me is on my
Facebook page at jib Michelle and I also buy cars
twenty four to seven, doesn't matter the condition, as long
as they're complete. You are guaranteed the price that you
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are quoted and that is in cash. And what you
can also do is on there is fill out a
form on the well on the website. I kind of
got like the I'm licensed, I'm insured and open sevent
days a week, and I'm located in Marsville, beautiful Pennsylvania,
across from beautiful Trented. So here's here's another here's another
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thing I miss extreme advocate. And with that, here's my
little rescue. Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie. Are you
looking for our fiery friend who needs a forever home?
Right here in our community?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Local animal rescues are filled with lovable pets waiting for you.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Dogs, cats, all with hearts as big as their paws,
ready to bring joy to your life.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
By adopting our fostering, you're not just getting a pet,
You're saving a life. Every adoption helps make room for
another animal in need. If you can't adopt right now,
you can still make a huge difference by donating, fostering
or volunteering at your local shelter. Together, we can ensure
every animal finds a loving home.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Visit your local animal rescue today and let the love begin.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer, share people's posts.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
A hero for those who need it most. Your new
best friend is waiting. Also, please spay, please neuter, please microchip,
and when you do go to the shelters, please look
at the euthanized and the longest residence list. Also, the
seniors and volunteer, please go down and volunteer hang out
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with the dogs, taking them for walks and any kind
of supplies. Bring them down. We go Town Trenton Animal
Shelter once a week drop off donations that are given
to me to bring down there for them. So it's
very very important. Christy, you have you have a good story.
Brian has a pit bull that was rescued. Yep. Cash.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
He's the most handsome, lovable dog ever And apparently he
had a behavioral problem and he was hard to adopt out.
But my son wasn't going to leave him there. Once
he's seen his face and he decided to adopt him
and take him home.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
And he's a great dog. You love him. He's like
your grand baby. Yeah, he's my grand dog. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
And I also have my Miles and my Turbo too,
my daughter's dogs.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Okay, why don't you tell us about them.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Turbo is also a pit bull and he's very loving
and so sweet. He's just sweetheart. He's just a love bug.
And then Miles is a little new edition. He's a
French bulldog. He's a little rambunctious and crazy, but I
love him their death too.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, they're cute. I'm more of a pity person.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, I know, Miles is like I used to be
in love with pugs and he reminds me of a pug.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, I used to have a pug. Yeah, I know
that I smushed faces and they're adorable. Yeah, I don't know.
I'm a roddy snob. No, like I just I can't.
I was in an AA meeting last week. It was
like a thirty meeting, and I was there with the
six but we hung out and we were all like
sitting in there talking. All of a sudden, the door
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opens and I see this, you know, brown, the dark
whatever black thing, and I go I knew immediately. I
was like, oh my gosh, it's a roddy. And he
came over and I was petting them, and then he
sat he like sat down on me, and I started
crying because I was like so happy, and then he
was looking at my face and then you know, then
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he trotted away. So yeah, it made my home night
because I love Rottweiler's you know, like I love Mowgli.
He's my baby, He's my little man. Is not very
nice though, No, he's not nice. Loves his mama, Yes
she does. She loves me so much, right baby, he's
downstairs putting around. He loves everyone. So the last episode
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we were last episode, the last time we were here,
we were talking about dating and and all the rest
of that crap. But a lot of stuff happened since
I haven't been on here. Ozzy Osbourne died. Yeah, that
broke my heart, Yeah, big time. That was in July.
And then something else happened. It's a Ozzy Osbourne's around
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the world like death, like holy shit fuck. And then
a Philadelphia I don't want to say legend, but a
radio yeah passed. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
My son, my son met him when he was a kid,
and he refused to wash his hand. After I met him,
thought he was so cool because I raised my kids
on memoir, so it's good to stop.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah. I sent in a rock block one time you
did Yeah of our Smith and he actually read it
on air. And I happened not to be there that
day because Danielle, my other my my other rockweiler, seventeen
and a half years old. She passed, So I was
like devastated, couldn't go to work, and everyone called me
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and they taped it and they're like, oh my gosh,
here it is. He read the rock block. He gave
me er Smith like I asked for, and he said,
he gave me the song Pink, and here it is.
He didn't really believe that it was a junkyard. He
thought it was just like somebody doing that too, you know,
it was a business thing. And he actually, during this
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song went and he looked up who I was and
all the slogans and that it was real. I mean,
he did a lot of like research on it really
really quick. And he came back and he must have
plugged me for like almost two minutes. That's great. Yeah,
And then people were calling in. We're texting, hey, I've
been there. She's you know, she's all fun, but she's
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also you know, very business and you know, like really
really nice stuff. So I thought that was amazing. So
what I did was one of the guys that does
you know, some graffiti work. They'd just come in and
they you know, paining everything up. I said to him, John,
I said, would you could you do something for me?
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So I took the hood off of a Beatle because
he loves beetles. He's like mister hippie and he loves that.
And then I had John do a grateful dead thing
on the front for him. So we took it down
and just was going to drop it off, but the
suits came in and I guess they saw it and
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they were just like, don't go anywhere. So we were like, oh,
my gosh, shut the fuck up. This is so cool.
So then he came out and we handed it to him,
and I, you know, I just thanked him so much
for everything he did for me. He had no idea
and he was so taken by what we gave him.
He he's like, listen, come in, I want to do
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I wanted to sit in the studio. I would do
a little interview with you. And it was so cool.
So we got to sit behind there. It was like
so professional, and he was so super sweet, and I
told him that, you know, my boyfriend was Steven Tyler.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Okay, yeah, you know what I'm saying, just like Minong Jovis,
I know, took a mouth mouth.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Anyway, So and then we took pictures and everything. So
and then a year later, my friend Gina saw him
and she said something to him, Yeah, my sister, you know,
Junkyard Barbie and pels that he goes, oh my gosh,
I remember I love Junkyard, I love Michelle j YB.
And I was like, oh my gosh, she remembered me. Yeah,
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So I was like, that was pretty neat. He better
have remembered me. I made that thing for him. That's
you know, it's nice. I think when somebody does something
like that, people don't understand. To get even a minute
worth of airtime on something like that as like stupid money,
stupid money. So it was just I thought that was
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really really nice, and the thing is as funny as that.
I was sending it to my girlfriend, I said, Janice.
We played an all girl heavy metal U rash rock
band punk band and called Sweet Vengeance, and we were
down on South Street. This is in the eighties. I
was fucking so drunk and I was driving my Cavalier
with like six six girls were all like, you know,
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going to Baccanel's, and all of a sudden we see
Pierre rope Beert and we were like, oh my gosh, Pierre,
and I was so drunk and I smashed into the
car just kept going, oh my god. Yeah, that was
my story. I'll stick in to it. Oh my god,
but that was back in the eighties. I got away
with stuff. Yeah you did, you know what I mean,
because it wasn't that I didn't really fuck the car up, right,
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you know. That's still that's an awesome story.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Not too many people can say, you know, that they
had such an intimate experience with him.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I thought my son's thing was really cute and whatever.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
That is cute, But that's like, you know, the way
Taylor tells it is that, you know, Pierre told him
me he was a weirdo or something. I'm like, I
don't remember Pierre telling him he was a weirdo because
he said he wasn't going to.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Wash his hand.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
He was a little boy, he was excited. I don't
think he did. That's what Taylor says.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I don't. I don't particularly remember it like that.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I do remember my son saying he wasn't going to
wash his hand, like he felt like he met a
rock star.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Dude. How cute is that? I think it's adorable. It
is adorable because they knew WMMR.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
You know, I would have we'd pull over and bang
our heads like I had the kids rocking out.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
You have to love it. You have to. And in
that I want to read you something. So you know,
that whole thing with him was so upsetting, And so
many people were sending stuff and just saying, hey, the
encounters that they had, which I like that you had
said that about Brian his encounter with the hand and everything,
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and I thought that was really cute. So people are
just telling I'm trying to find this on my Facebook,
telling about their encounters and I got to read you this,
this one all right here here. It is all I
can say. This is me in my post. All I
can say is I love you, Pierre. It's all written
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in the pictures with him. Who knew that a rock
block of aarsmith got me two minutes of looking me
up after a block after the block was over. Then
went on and on about the yard, loved the stick
you're junk in her yard. I can't find the audio show.
You will be very missed and so many people's you'll
be very missed, so many people's lives you right, someone
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rates uh the rock radio Dad for my generation. True story,
I write, he will be truly missed. This only my people.
That is so damn cool. I got to meet him
once too. Brian was a little shook. Brian was little
shook his hand and then didn't want to wash it. Lol.
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I said, I love it. That's awesome. Here comes this one.
Are you ready? This is a bust. Oh. He affected
my life. He rear ended me on Vine Street Express,
so I read that sued me because I wasn't this
is this is great though, going fast enough, but I
guess seventy and fifty five isn't fast enough. That's what
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he told the cops in the insurance company, and everyone
sided with him. Fuck him, I know that problem. That's
only your people. Now, let me tell you something. I
was fucking. That was just so golden. It was so
golden because it was like so real. So it made
me laugh because you get like huh boo and it's
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like fuck up, yeah, so you gotta love it.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
I think it's you think it's mean when somebody dies,
like that's just going like social media and say fuck him,
that's mean.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I guess everyone everyone has.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Nobody ever has anything bad to say about here. Obviously
the one person. No, actually there's a couple. I'm only kidding.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
It was only one person that was on there, So
what do I know, whatever, he will be sorely missed.
He will be sorely missed, surely missed. I grew up
with him, you know, my kids grew up with him.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
And as far as Ozzie goes, you know, my husband
passed away and that was on his prayer card, one
of Ozzie's songs on the back of it, so you know.
And then really, what song I think I'm seeing on
the other side.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
And then.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Taylor, you know she's got the tattoo Ozzie on her arm. Yeah,
that's why. It's because of her father. I cannot believe that.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
You said that, because you see that picture. Yeah, that
poster from that was Nope. Anyway, right back there there,
it says Azzy and then underneath it, it's on top
of it says is an asshole, and then it's pointed
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down towards Ozzy, and then underneath the Ozzie it says,
does me shell again? I dated a guy and his
name was Ozzy. I loved Ozzy. When he was covered.
He had his tattoo like Ozzi, Like all Ozzie's tattoos,
he had the exact same tattoos. Oh wow. Yeah, and
he had no he was obsessed with he was obsessed
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with them, and he played in a band too, so
but he had a whole tattoo of me on his forearm,
of you naked. Yes, I didn't even have slept with
him yet. Wow, I know. I said, that's pretty good.
As you said, it's pretty hot. It was pretty hot.
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A different it's pretty hot, you know what. And when
I think of that, there's only one other thing I
think of, and this is what I think of, if
you get anyway. And I also wanted to a shout
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out to a Zoe co I'm obsessed with her. If
you don't know her, check her out. She did a
music video in my yard. If you don't like it,
you can kiss my ass right. It is such a
great video, So definitely check her out. She's on my Instagram,
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She's she's everywhere on Facebook. You'll have to show me
I never heard of her. Yeah, because you also see her.
When you see the video of her in my yard,
you're gonna be like, no fucking way. This is so
cool because she uses She's in the bus and then
she smashes I let her smash with a sledgehammer one
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of the cars and everyone there the dance like all
her dancers and the crew. I mean, it was a long,
same thing. It was a huge production. They were all
so super super sweet. I want to show you. But anyway,
the reason why I'm bringing it. You can kiss my? Ah,
hold on, I want you to see this, can you? No,
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that's not it that hell is this ship? We don't
want that. We want you, Zoe Zooey. I'm sending her
a a hat out, a beanie out this week. I
don't why does she get a free one? And I
have to pay? Listen, you settle down over there. Listen, Linda,
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listen all right here it does. You can kiss my
you don't like you, baby, you can kiss my.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
You don't like me, baby?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
You can kiss my? So yeah, how it? She is
absolutely adorable. When you see it, because you've been in
my yard, you'll be like, oh my gosh. So when
I look at it, and I'm like I look at
things differently than maybe someone else would, I'm like, oh,
there's the inventory number. I'm like, all right, that's that,
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and how come that's over here where everyone else is like, man,
she's hot. Yeah, you know what I mean. She's just
so fucking cute. So anyway, I'm listening to that, and
then this next song comes on that she did like
three years ago, and I just messaged her and told her,
I'm obsessed with this song. Here it is. It's called
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line I'll bring you down. Never really learned how.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
It's Friday and we're doing fine, but maybe that's just
my luck.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Listen, listen to her before I change my mind. Listen,
I'm going to really fuck things up.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
We were right and am so way Life when you
said it doesn't change things. But I don't want to
always Joe Life.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I was bringing it down. We really weren't, ye. I
like it better than the other one enough that you willing.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Are you willing to ride my.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
I am so obsessed with that that I have looped
it whole fucking day because it's just there's just something
about it. And I mean, she writes all her own lyrics.
She was just at Lollapalooza. She has a pretty voice,
she and she's just a pretty person all the way around,
and just so she was just so sweet when I
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met her too. So now it's like that song I
hit her up. But if you listen to a lot
of her stuff, her stuff is great, and this is
so funny. She had a license plate and it said
Zoe co on it and she left it at the yard.
Oh so now listen. So they were all leaving and
I saw it. Now, I ain't giving this back. I
kept it, you know what I mean. So then I
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took a picture of it and said, I have your
license plate, says Zoe Coo. And I still have it
in my jeep. Okay, yeah, it's it's my jeep. Think
it's pretty cool. That is pretty yeah. But I just
really really like that that song and just the just
the whole, the whole thing of it. Yeah. Yeah. And
she's like obviously that's three years ago and she was
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much younger. So but she's all over the place. She's
fun to watch. She's just fun. She's just yeah cool. Yeah.
So anyway, I wanted to share that I love you, Zoe.
She's probably like what. I'm like yeah, and they're like whoa,
And I'm like this and then I say this, I'm obsessed.
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All right, what else are we going to talk about?
Let's talk about I know there's something else happened and
I can't think of what it was. Oh, Sean Burke
got busted and he was put away for yeah, the pedophile,
So he's doing fifteen to twenty five. Just got to
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put that out there. That's good. A lot of people,
you know, a lot of people's lives are affected, and
those kids will never be the same and hopefully they'll
should have been castrated on his way in. I think
that he should have just been zipped out because they're
never going to change, right. So anyway, on a happier note,
Mischief Knight was another good night toilet papered Melinda and
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Kim's house, and she decided she was going to come
over here and do my jeep, but did not realize
that I was sitting in my s ten talking on
the phone. Well, Jimmy and Stephanie were doing their pumpkins.
So when she went to go put it around she
saw me. She was like So then I was like,
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it's like donkey con so I ran over me and
steph get in in my chuck. Run over because she
lives two minutes down the street. Right, go down, go
down the street, park the car all the way down.
Run we're toilet papering everything now just had rained so
the rain did stop it was super windy, so We're
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going around everything right, And then as I'm behind the tree,
me and Stephanie to do it, she opens the fucking
door and Stephanie and I are just like sitting here
right up at the tree. Thenk Jesus, the tree was
really big. We would have been fucked. So stuff's behind me.
I'm here, and I'm.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Just like, don't move, don't move, we gotta stay. And
I look over she still has a fucking door open.
She must have had it over for over a minute,
almost too minutes. And then finally the door shuts and
we run all the way down and then I turned
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the fleece of all.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
The way back and then I was happy, and it
made my whole night, I know, because it's fun. It's
just toiling paper and we're just doing the same the
same people, you know what I mean. Like it's a
fun thing. The kids have been asked, Jimmy, the kids
have been doing it since they were six months. Brittany
did it. She was oh gosh. She was born on
the fifth and I actually took her out the first
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on the thirtieth. Yeah, and then when Jimmy was born,
I was holding him and she was running and with
my hand and we were at the cornfield. It was late,
and the cops came down, so I picked her up,
but I like started running. I'm running with both of them,
I mean. And then it became like your tradition, like
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we would always do it together. You know, it's the
you go get the pumpkins and then you do all
the carving at the house. Everybody comes over and then
you put them outside. You put your legs in the
jack leanyards now, and then we take pictures. And then
Mowgli always gets in the picture because he loves mischief
Knight because he's so bad. He's a bad boy. And
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every year he is he's the dog from the Omen
because it's a Rottweiler, so he's pretending he's that dog,
which you probably is. And then we go toilet papering.
And then one year, actually there's a couple of years,
but the favorite heear is me Brittany and her old
boyfriend Jonathan. We ran his neighborhood and we went and
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we were toilet paper and like nobody's business, and the
fucking cops showed up all the way down. I fucking bolted,
They bolted, jumped in my fucking car. And like put
the seatback and like pushed all the ways, you know
what I mean. And he came by and was like
looking in the windows and he was like looking all
(25:11):
over and I was like, oh my gosh. And finally
finally he left and then we just we picked up
and we left, and Brittany said, yeah, can you imagine
if we would have gotten busted, they would have said,
we have to call your mom. He's like this with you.
So anyway, Yeah, that's a good story. Is it a
good story?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
That would be even a better story. Hopefully I'll have
one some day to tell, and you're.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Gonna have one, you are, I promise. Sometimes it's just
not ready. You know what. Somebody told me one time
that the person for you isn't ready and you're not
ready for them. And then when you're both ready, you'll
meet each other. So you're just in the meantime. It's
(25:59):
just the meantime. Okay, try to remember that. I don't
know that girl cheated a lot too? What girl cheated
a lot?
Speaker 3 (26:06):
The girl who told you that? Yeah, that's pretty nice.
What's a little shitty fucking memory I got there? And
you're gonna tell me from somebody who cheated.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
You know what she did too? You know how fucked
up shit is.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
It's like just like HAPs old best friend Danny used
to say, she's a piece of trash man.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
It's the way you used to talk.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
He said, everything's men, man, kids used to trash man.
Like he was telling some guy, He's like, you're a
cock and he's like the guy was like, well, what
do you mean now I'm a cock?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
He's like, don't tell me. You called you cock before.
He's walking. He's funny as ship. Is he alive? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Yeah, we just went to a sixtieth birthday party, me
and Brian and Taylor.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Oh that was nice. Yeah, he's a funny dude, really
funny dude.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
He's not even trying to be It's like it's dry humor,
it's just tim Yeah, he's.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Just does he sound like Christopher walking? You know?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Because everything's men and like that cat over there, like
he's his cat, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
It's that kind of lingo or whatever. It's like old school,
like I don't know how to describe it. How would
you describe it? Nixt Yeah, scat cat, yeah, a little bit.
I known a lot of characters in my day I
bet you're dead. You don't play it again? How did
you know? You know what? I want to fuck to
(27:38):
this song? I like, seriously want to just do do
it with this plane in the back. Yeah, either that
or that? That would be so funny. Oh my gosh,
I gotta do it. Mmm. I'm gonna work on that.
I gotta find somebody. You have to put that in
your phone. I'm telling you the ready five. So when
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you get your you're ready to rock and roll. You know,
we got two more minutes and I think we can
do it. We can do it, We can do it,
you can do it. This will be chrissy. Oh hold on,
we didn't do this? Where the funk is it? Chrissy?
(28:21):
What didn't we do yet? Behind all, If you're gonna
be my my celebrity co host until Rich comes back,
we gotta pump up the jam. You're fucking right. We
gotta pump up that penis pump that's right, penis pumper.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Pump jam, pump it up, stumping, pumping.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Pump it up a little more. Get the party going
on a dance floor where the party and that.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
A pleased to say, get your foody on the what
tonight make my dakes pump the cock o inswer sketch
Penis promo.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
Tonight, p pump fed up, pump fit up.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Ma makes my da.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
Jump stop up the gym, look it up, right up
and the jam in look and get the right at
your fen pop up.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Alias gets the bar. Hurry up, let's get them now.
Hold on, watch watch out whoa that's right? Candle book up.
(30:04):
We're thirty. You have so much fun. You're such a
big kid. Oh my gosh. And I just want to
play this song right before we end because I'm obsessed.
Here we go, I'm going to really fuck things up.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
We were riding all the sway life when you said
it doesn't change things, but.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I don't want always you your life.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
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