March 27, 2025 • 41 mins
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Lying Bitch regarding My Truck JYB Truck
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Lying Bitch regarding My Truck JYB Truck
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard Barbies podcast. Hi, this is Michelle and I am
here with my co host Rich.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Good evening everybody.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
And with that that's richest song.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Okay, so we haven't done we haven't done anything.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I've been in the studio for like one week and
I'm all like discombobbed. I'm all discombobed. So this is
the first time you're listening. I own a complete nine
acre you pullet yard filled with cars, trucks and motorcycles,
moor instructors, all kinds of other things, a classic car section.
I have a self service and wrangler yard. So all
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you need to do is get a hold of me
on my Facebook, which I'm going to give you my website,
Junkyard Barbie dot com.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Go on there. You'll see on my social media it.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Has porn sites.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Porn sites has that too?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh oh gosh, Oh my gosh, I totally forgot to
tell you what happened.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Hold, let me just finish us.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
See Oh my gosh, Rich, when you hear this, this
is fucking fucked up.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Well, first of all, you must.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Be eighteen years or older now kidding, no sex, hold on,
we talk a lot about that, but no politics or religion.
But if you go on to my website, just go
on on my website Junkyard Barbie dot com and it'll
tell you everything about the yard. And I buy vehicles
seven days a week after hours, which I'm buying one
today at six thirty. And also on there it has
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the animal rescues that I'm involved in, and instead of
me going on a long ass rant about them, I
am going to play you my little commercial. Hi, this
is Michelle Junkyard Barbie. Are you looking for our fiery
(02:32):
friend who needs a forever home? Right here in our community,
Local animal rescues are filled with lovable pets waiting for you. Dogs, cats,
all with hearts as big as our paws, ready to
bring joy to your life. By adopting our fostering, you're
not just getting a pet, You're saving a life. Every
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adoption helps make room for another animal in need. If
you can't adopt right now, you can still make a
huge difference by donating, fostering or volunteering at.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Your local shelter.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Together, we can ensure every animal finds a loving home.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Visit your local animal.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Rescue today and let the love begin. Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer,
share people's posts, be a hero for those who need
it most.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Your new best friend is waiting.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Also, please spay, please neuter, please microchip your animals. When
you do go to the rescues, please look at the
euthanize list first and the longest residents.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You want to add anything on that? No, so I
am going to tell you.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Listen, anything you can handy wipes, you know, hand wipes.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Candy white, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I mean diapers for the old people.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
To work there, diapers for the dogs, could do that.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Whatever, you could do that too. Oh my gosh, that's
so funny. All right, well, there is so much to
talk about because we haven't seen each other.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
You were telling me some good stories.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
There's a couple of them that happened, but this one
is unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
That that picture.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, someone decided to send me a cockpick, and any
other time I would think it was funny. Actually I
don't think that's funny. I don't even I've had you know,
just don't send me a dick pic. You're not even
my boyfriend. You're like nothing, and my boyfriend doesn't send
me a dick pic. But so the thing is, it's
like he starts off really really nice in this and
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it has to do with cars. Now it sounds like
it's the same dude that was being all nice and everything,
and then he would throw in, hey, I want to
see your boobs, Hey, this and that, and finally I
just told him, you know what, stop, Yes, I kept
saying it's it's unnecessary.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I blocked him a sudden. I guess I get this now.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I raced it, but I sent it to a bunch
of people so that they could keep it.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
And this is how it starts off.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh why are you sending people because they could keep it?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yes, so I could take it off of mine, because
I just I don't want to go through pictures and see.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Some You should have put a mustache or something on
the first mark. The fuck man put a beard around it.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
You've seen it though. It's like disgusting.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
But anyway, all right, ready, this is this is I'm
not going to say his name, but hold on, not
that this uh not that is not me. I want
money for these vehicles, Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Tell him to shut the car doors.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, there's a lot of shit that he wrote, it's
all disc combob to how I sent it to people anyway.
He said, I was just wondering what was going on
because last time I spoke with a gentleman and he
seemed like he could help me out, and I was
saying something about not being able to schedule it at
a time, and he took my name in number and
was supposed to call me back. My name is so,
and so I'm not going to say that's about you know,
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so I do sh He says, I got your number
because I also have a few Honda motorcycles. I was
seeing if you might be interested in Sorry I missed
your call. I'm currently at work and there is a
lot of background noise I wouldn't be able to hear
at the moment. I said, yes, you can call me
now if you'd like just hung up. He said, okay,
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I could call you after work if you would like
to discuss everything and if you're interested in in the motorcycles.
By the way, what you have done in this industry
is very impressive, considering this is a rough industry to
get into, and it seemed to have built yourself a
good thing, right.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Very nice.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Here we go and I'm sorry, I have to ask.
It's a question around the shop. Are your boobs real
or fake? Because man, they are amazing, like he would
know right right now. Hold on, this is what he writes. Figured,
maybe we can fit this in them. Let me have
a fun time. He sends me a fucking picture of
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his dick. And by the way, groom yourself, you hairy
fucking monster.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
It's disgusting. My girlfriend, she goes, that's not bad looking though.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
But so the thing is, I said, don't ever Allan Caps,
don't ever contact me again.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
And I blocked him.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
But in the meantime, I didn't do anything, and I'm
not gonna do anything.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna wait. Someone said that.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Okay, let me let me iss you this. You know
how you catch people stealing and you put them up
on the wall of fame?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yes, what do you do? Put his dick picture up?
Because you don't know who it is?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I'm I'm thinking, I'm thinking maybe I could. Does anyone
know this cock? Sucker Rich?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Put some glasses on it, hang it the funk.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Up, Rich. That's tell me that's not fucked up.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
That is that is screwed up.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Man, it's well, somebody said I might have something because
that is your mine, anybody.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Damn you rich? Well, I'll tell you what. Go ahead,
I'm listening.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You know you're not gonna know who it is. I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Maybe you are, but I wouldn't let them. No, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I don't know. I don't know who it is, and
I don't know why that they they would do.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
That because all that rab rah bullshit.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
What do you mean rabro bullshit?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
What you did was impressive?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
And yeah, why did he do that?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Because he set you up, that's what he did. That's
your So what do you think about that? Like if
you were me, and what would you do?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I would take that.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I can't even say that because I got in trouble.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Waste time.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Can you say it and I can, which I'm gonna
call it it.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
And it won't be suspective.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Let me just say this, all right, hold on, let
me get to the sensor just in case.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Ahead, all right, take it right down to.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
It.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Such a ship, such a shame. I can't don't say it. No,
I'm telling you because we.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Definitely know it's I don't he was an ULTI boy,
didn't wear underwear.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Well, I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I'll tell you what it Wasn't this, I mean, I don't.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Like it. Tell me that that's not fucked up. I
was going to go to.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
His work, But here's what you're doing. Go to his
work picture and show him. Showed him the picture. Anybody
here to know who this is?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Well, he said, he's saying that he's somebody from a business. So,
I mean, if I wanted to be a jerk off,
which I'm probably gonna be, I don't know what I'm
gonna do. I think I'm just gonna let it go
because it's just so stupid.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
It go.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah, why well why not?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
How you go? Is there a tattoo on his dick?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
But you're not gonna ideas he's it's everybody.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I'm telling you, Well, we know it's not this guy.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Absolutely absolutely not. No, No, you don't have a dam Yeah,
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it ain't him. It definitely find a picture of the pump.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
I think I have a picture.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Oh my god, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Anyway, I think I just looked there. It's so fucking disgusting.
But somebody did say, well you can't. Yeah, So because
you're actually going towards my business, but I don't know,
it is what it is. And then something else happened,
and some fucking trashy bitch somewhere decided she was going
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to say that my guy Ryan in my truck tried
to do something or whatever bullshit in the truck.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
And here it is.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
She was trying to set them up. Nothing happened. She's
the one that tried to make something happen because she looked.
She looked at it and went payday. Oh sure they still,
oh you know, and all of a sudden, all six
is six of her kids are piling out of the car.
You know, she's sitting there munching on burger came you
know what I mean, And then you know what she did.
The cops came. They said everything was fine, there was nothing.
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They even wrote it on there. He did nothing.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
He was cleared.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
She went called the guard, tried to tried to pull
some bullshit and tried to you know, she was trying
to try to get money. Yeah, So then that didn't work,
and then she went on line and she smeared me,
and then she had all of her other scumbag trashy
friends do it. So I went from like a four
point five m to like a four point four. I mean,
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they really brought it down. So I hit up on
my page and I called, you know, the woman who
does all the stuff for me, and she put something
together and I put it up and everybody was so great,
and I was like, if.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
You've used me, do you know what I mean? Like,
I don't want anybody to lie.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
So everybody came on and then it went back up
to four point five and people were just saying like
and then she she stops.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Listen, you're always going to have people out there.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, but I mean, come on thee. Yeah, and you
know what happened.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
So we looked it up because she kept calling or
she kept putting stuff on, so I said, that's harassment.
Now we looked her up. We got the docket number.
Oh that's funny. We're such trashy people. Mm. Interesting, you
have an outstanding warrant in PA for a DUI and
you're trying to what she listens, uh huh, setting herself
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up for failure.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Listen, she probably needs money for a lawyer.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Oh, I didn't even think of that.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
She needs money so she can fucking get more burger
king bits.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Listen, wouldn't surprise me.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
I just was like, holy shit, they are fucked up.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
But you should see some of these nice, nice reviews.
And I just got another car because they're like, we
love your reviews. So it's I need more and more
cars that people are out there listening. I need you
to junk your cars with me because it keeps other
people's cars on the road and people are insurance no, no, no,
(14:31):
you well you know it too. I pick up a
band of vehicles and I picked up a ship ton
from this place, helped them out there really happy, and
here it is. Some of the one was stolen. Hold
on listen. They reported its stolen. Oh that's right, all
of a sudden, when it was there for like six
months somewhere. I can't say the contract that I have,
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but I have to do all the paperwork, so it
sits and sits. No you didn't, that's a lie, right,
And and then they don't want to come pick them up.
In other places, they're being financed and they're not paying,
and then they're.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Leaving them somewhere.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
That's a problem too.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, so I have to do all the paperwork and
it takes a while, but yeah, so I do abandon
stuff I like all that, but I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
People are just people are just people, I guess. But
still you're.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Going to get them. Yeah, you're going to get them.
Everybody who's got an angle or something. Mm hmmm, they're
going to throw it the easiest way that they can
make money yet or get off their problem, make it yours.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah, it's just wait and okay, and you know it's okay.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
But I mean people are calling up, and you know,
if I have a good reputation, that's not listen, not
everyone's gonna like me. And I'm okay with that. If
I have a five point zho, sometimes I don't want
that because I don't know because we all have faults.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
No one is perfect, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Plus I have a lot of reviews, So I mean,
if I had too, of course I'm going to get
a five point zher because there's only two.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
But I've been in business forever twenty three years. I'm saying,
how's that possible? You're only fifteen?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah, I love you. I act like if I act
like I'm fifteen.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I was telling somebody, I was like, I'm going to
be sixty all or I tell people I'm sixty.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
I'm sixty. No you're not.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
So I saw my dad today and I said, I said,
you know, I'm sixty, and he goes.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
No, you're not.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
And I go listen, listen, Dad pipe down. When I
was twenty one whatever. Yeah, then before I was thirty,
I said I was thirty, forty was forty, didn't care.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
I don't care about the numbers. It's just the sixty's coming.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I've been telling myself I'm sixty, so I'm really fifty eight,
but I say I'm fifty nine, right, because reality wise,
i'm sixty.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Because next fucking year, January, I'm fucking sixty.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Right.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
It's just you know what I'm saying. Listen, It's just
a numbers, that's all. You're only as old as you feel.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
And then I'm fucking a fourteen year old boy. Oh yeah,
I said that. Yeah, like the burn fart fuck right
all day yeah, all day long, all day long.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
That just me alone.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I took a road trip with somebody and they were
like everybody was like kind.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Of on edge. You guys are gonna spend.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Thirty six thirty two hours in a car together, you
know what I mean? Like thirty that's a long time
to be sitting in a car with somebody. So I
was down with b Block and he goes and his
friend came in and I looked at him and I
was like, you're waiting, aren't Yeah, he said to him,
he goes.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
So I said, what do you ready to hear?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Like negative? You know what I mean, Like shit didn't happen,
and b Block goes. I know, we got along, like
everything was great, he said. I told her, if we
make it, yeah, back back, yeah's your marriage material.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
There was no fucking way. I said that. All he goes, Man,
she is entertaining, like I was like dancing.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
It's like we were at the border and I a
feel like I needed a ride.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
I was thumbing it and I pulled my shirt down
to exceed my boob, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I was like, let's go listen. You gotta have fun.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
You gotta have fun.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
And then I put one of my stickers on Pedro
and I put it on his cock. But then I
pulled it off because I was like, I don't think
people will see it. And then I put it out words,
Oh my gosh. I just kept it in bringing on
his listen. Johnson speaking speaking out to the border.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Yeah, let's hear this.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
We were coming from somewhere. We were coming back from
a funeral. And I'm in the back seat of this
truck with my son Chris. So it was a long ride, okay,
how long it was long? It was I felt like forever.
We were cramped into this truck.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
So how many people?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Five of us?
Speaker 3 (18:58):
What kind of car?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
It was a pickup truck. So three in the back,
one two in the front.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Oh god.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
So Chris is sitting next to me, and we were
in there. And if I sit too long in the car,
my legs. My leg shakes because when I broke my neck.
So I take my my leg. Pills ain't happening, still
doing it. So Chris says, here, try one at ease.
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I said, what is it? As a gummy? She said,
But suck on it, don't chew on it. It tasted
pretty good, like a like a gummy, like a juicy fruit,
you know what I mean. So I'm sucking on it.
Next thing I know, I'm knocked out. I didn't even
know when it hit me. I was just unconscious. My
head's against the window, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Fucking slobbery.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
So you were doing Ali on the window.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, it was bad. It was bad.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
So I eventually I wake up and I thought I
saw south of the order.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I supposed to.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Be coming home, right. I lost my mind. I start yelling,
why the freak are we going just leaving? Where we going?
You're supposed to be going home in to Philly. You're
telling me we're south of the border. I was going listen,
and I was, I wasn't quiet, all right. The guy
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in the front, he says, I told you that shit
leads to harder drugs. That was a Snoco sign. Oh god,
he said, we're only like twenty minutes from hockey.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah. I lost my mind.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Don't do drugs, kid, No, we don't advocate.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yeah, it was just that's fucking funny.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Though I've never done a gummy, but I like when
you guys talk about it because somebody says, I guess
there's different levels of.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
It, yes, and depends on what you get. Yeah, I
don't mean me, give me one that doesn't matter. And
next thing you know, I'm either uh passed out for
two days or you know.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Is that like is that like weed too? I saw
somebody had like this candy.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That's what it is. It's weed, but it's in like.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
But they were actually weed weed, like they rolled it
is it?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Do they that in high school?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
But no, I see people sit here and smoke weed
all the time.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
But they were coming in with these special pockets like
I don't know, like crushed cherry crush.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
But but it was like I saw them roll it up.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Yeah, that's how I do in high school to get it.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
So they still do that then rolled up. Okay, okay, okay, So.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
It's just as potent then as the gummy, but it's
just your smoking it.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Yeah, but this this weed now is way way more potent.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Okay, So even if you eat, even if you have
the gummy, and it's that way, it's the same as
if you're smoking it.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
So you're blasted. Just listen.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
So when you're smoking it, it's hitting you hard right away.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Oh yeah, let me tell you.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Okay, when I retired, okay, right from my job with
the city, I couldn't smoke weed or nothing because I
have my CD. Also I would get random drug tests. Right,
So when I retired, both my kids come over the house.
Are you retired now, right? I said, yep? He said,
(22:38):
you're gonna smoke weed, I said, yep. Now I ain't
smoked from when I was in high school because I
got this job when I was eighteen. Well shit, okay,
so they say.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
It's sober all that time until you're retired.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Couldn't touch it, could not touch it.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
So right, So I'm on a couch and they make
a bong out of a quart pepsi container.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
I never smoked out of a bang in my life.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
I stole in a corner, I rolled it, licked it,
and I started smoking.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
You know, yeah, it's a joint and you sound like
you're gay, but I like it ahead, yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Yeah, right, So so they showed me how to do
it right. So now I'm smoking my brains out. They
leave to go into the kitchen. Now I'm dying thirst
but I can't get off the couch because I'm fucked up.
So in the bottom of the coke bottle is bong water. No,
(23:41):
it was brown from.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
All the smoke. So I'm like, I'm like, fuck this.
So I started drinking it.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
How much more to fucked up did you get?
Speaker 4 (23:50):
I turned green. They were screaming at me. I'm fucking thirsty.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Why didn't you yell to them. I'm thirsty.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I couldn't.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
No thing was coming out, nothing, nothing. I was fucked up.
I wound up on the floor watching the ceiling fans
spin and I'm trying to count the blades is going around.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I'm like, this is fucked up. I'm like, kuck.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
But since then, though, when you smoked it, then has
your tolerance been better or does it really.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Dependent on what depends on the weed?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Okay, it's so crazy because I know I smoked weed
when I was young, and I don't.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I never liked weed, like I know there's people that
love it.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
I eat a gummy it's uh to this day, like
and I smoked cigarettes, but to this day, the weeds
it's harsh.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah. Like when I was in Puerto.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Rico, I was at a table and I was drinking
out of Jack Daniel Daniel's bottom. So some of the
people I was what I said, yo, any weed here?
I was just that mood. So he comes back with
a cigarette pack. I opened it up. Instead of twenty cigarettes,
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there's twenty weed cigarettes in there.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Shut up, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
So I take one out, I give back.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
So it's like smoking a cigarette, but it's weed.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Yeah, he said, Noah, I'll keep the pack. I'm like,
the fuck Yeah, it's going to be a long trip.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Holy shit, you were smoking like Paul Maul weed a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah, basically, holy shit.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I just don't get it. I got it when I
was younger. The bongs were always my favorite. But I
just did it because it was another way of getting high.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
You know what I mean, Like I didn't, I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
And when I got sober, and people would say a
lot of people in the rooms do like weed, and
they're like, oh, man, if it becomes legal, which I'm
so glad because I don't even like yeah, because they're like, then.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Yeah, fuck out. Everybody was going to jail for one
or two joints.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Ridiculous, right, Yeah, it's I'm just glad. I just don't
get it.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Listen, Although I'm grateful because when I went to high school,
I would take a bus to the trolley. Then I
have to wait on the corner for the fucking trolley.
You take me to high school? Right, So yeah, well,
good thing for me. When I got off the bus
waiting for the trolley, there was a grocery store there
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and they would get a delivery full of amoroso rolls.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Oh you told me this, I love it.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
So I would take the bag and they were still hot. Right,
so I get on the trolley. Everybody's high. I'd be
selling the rolls hot rolls. So by the time we
got the and of course when you get the hype,
now you get to the school, everybody's thirsty. Between the
weed and the roll did you have no? I had
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a bottle opener, the pepsi machine back then. You open
the door and they were bottles.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Didn't they have a thing where you pop it on there?
Speaker 4 (27:04):
No, you just opened the door. But to get the
bottle out you had to put the money in. Woll No,
I was had cops. I would say with the bottle opener,
I said, meet thirsty man. I'd open the door, pop
the cap. Wals, I would sell cups.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
No way, Yeah, dude, that's smart as fuck.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Get It was all good until you get caught.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
You are you always get caught.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
You suck.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
You can't do any you can't do anything.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
The Catholic schools with my mustache, oh my gosh, why.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
They did a half of your mustache.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, and I had to go for a whole school
I got all day.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Well, I guess it. Did it? Teach anything?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
No, don't get caught, get caught.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
You always get caught.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
My favorite story of yours ever, from something I haven't
even heard all of them, is the time you robbed
the stereo out of that house that was on fire,
going on fire, and your father was coming in to save.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
It, and you were going out. I come on, tell
me that ship ever?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Listen? Does everything smell like smoke?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
When he came, best fucking story ever? And then I
can't believe in me, And you take it back and
the house was burnt down.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
That's what I said to him. I assume, am I
taking it back through the house's track.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
I don't care. You should have given it to somebody else.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Then I would drink in the school yard.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
And they would always come by, you know, with the
paddyway you see, empty. The bottle would be in a
bag quart of beer, emptied out, right, emptied out.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
They take, you know, they take the bottle.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
I would go right through the store and get another
one because my aunt worked in the store.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Oh my good gosh, there you go.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
So they kept locking me up. Then they figured out
my uncle was the lieutenant of the fire department next
to the police station at twenty on twenty fourth Street.
So they started taking me there and mother uncle worked
the desk fireman. So instead of keeping what they got
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tired of locking me up, so they would just take
me next door to the firehouse and I would go there.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
I'd be drinking. I'll be drunking.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
And the last time I did it, my uncle, my
mother's brother, said to me, you here again. I said, yeah, Uncle,
what's going on? He said, I'll tell you what's going on.
I'm tired of you come and see me at work.
So he pulled the desk drawer open and there was
a bottle jack. I said, ah, cool, we're going to drink.
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He said, no, you are. You're going to finish this bottle.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
How was it a full bottle or no? It was full.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
I'm like, huh, what are you talking about? He says,
you're going to go home in the morning with me.
He made me drink that bottle. He left me on
my step.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
But you drank that bottle? Yeah, impressive.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Listen he left me on my step. M okay, South Philly,
I'm laying on step, ungodly trashed, throw up.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
All over me. The step. I stunk.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Here comes my father walking down the street from his shift.
They're all fireman. He sees paste out on the step.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
You know what I mean. Listen back then, now you didn't.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Do holy shit. But you know what that that's kind
of right a passage. Yeah, no, seriously, parents don't do
that now. I feel really bad, That's what I'm saying. Yeah,
And I think that's the way to go anymore. I
think times are turning. Without me getting political, I can
just see things kind of going.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Back to well, they've never.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Like kids getting fucking smacked the ship out of Kids
need to get smacked the fuck instead of like being
able to do whatever the fuck they want.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
What was I gonna do is logan junior, And that's
it's all right? Never mind.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
No really he's a big boy too.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Yeah, he says, why you when you look at me,
it's like you're looking right through me.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
You said it because I am?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
I am.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
You know it's crazy when you This is what I
think is so funny. When you have somebody.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
That is so intimidating to other people, but then you
have somebody that they're intimidated by. We're like that shit
ain't going on here, man, it ain't happening.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Back up, back up.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
He knows.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Though.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
I love your whole family, so it's my family.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
I just want to unplug his whole house and say,
go move somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
That's up to you. That's up to you. You kind
of you want to, you kind if you want to?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Can't.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
I told him I was selling it and I'm moving,
and he said, I'll go right with you.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Oh no, you're not.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
No, I said, the only thing you'll know is a
post office box.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
He'll come over here and try to live with me.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
No, I can never sew it.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
You know what I don't know? Don't tell you.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah, you're out.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
I tried that. I moved three times and didn't tell
him and he found me.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Are you serious? Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
So it's like it wouldn't even matter if there was
a barn he put a big tag.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Well that's what he's living in now.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
No, he's got the house, the barn.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
That was a cowbourn.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I remember I saw him, you guys got it, and
then what he did to it, which is like unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
I'll tell you what, though, it looks fucking good. That's
for sure.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Where am I moving? Right in here?
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Where the cows are? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Say listen here here right here?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
That was it?
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Pick up your kalman or two.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
That's it?
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Motherfucker off?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Well our next show, hold on before we go. You
want to make a phone cale, Oh yeah, all.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Right, we're gonna heard a ring.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Listen, listen if this mother fucking calls up when we
call him and.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
He's like, everything so great? Yeah, I just love life.
It's wonderful. Funk off.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
I don't want to fucking hear something goods.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
All right, hold on, let me find let me find
this music.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Considering I'm oh my gosh, I am so fucking out
of practice.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
All right, hold on here, here we go. It better
fucking ring.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
I want to hear.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Oh are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Are you calling the right number?
Speaker 3 (34:00):
I am?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I hear nothing.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
I don't hear anything either.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Now all I need to do is get blind and
I'll give you some pencils some corner.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
It's not Do you fucking believe this ship?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
You pay your phone? Bow?
Speaker 3 (34:24):
I did it says it's hold on.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Me, yeah, I can hear your bro hold on, hold on,
you gotta play music.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
Let me shut out over to a fucking earphone?
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Quick earphones? What are you a pilot?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
She hung up on the more right.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
I didn't need to. Oh my gosh, I'm so out
of process.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
I just didn't. Woman, you use your phone old day.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Oh my gosh, I am so sorry. I so did
not mean to. I can hear you now? Can you
hear us?
Speaker 5 (35:07):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Oh my god, it's like a fucking commercial.
Speaker 7 (35:10):
Hello, Hello, Yo, we can hear you? Can you hear us?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (35:28):
He hung up?
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Alright for today?
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Ready? Hold on? Hello?
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Is this better?
Speaker 3 (35:45):
This is much better?
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Can you hear me now?
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (35:54):
Can you hear us?
Speaker 5 (35:57):
Yes? I can hear you.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Okay, Thank Jesus.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Now I can't.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Can you hear it now?
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Hell?
Speaker 4 (36:06):
Give us, give us a rant, give us, give us
a rand about your fucking phone.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
It sucks.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
What we're here, Joe, we're hello? Oh my gosh, what hello? Okay?
Speaker 2 (36:28):
From an episode of Star Tracks, going on it?
Speaker 3 (36:34):
I can't, Oh my gosh, I can't. I can't.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
What the hell is going on?
Speaker 3 (36:47):
What the hell's going Oh my god, Oh my gosh,
why is that?
Speaker 2 (36:51):
And I working? Listen? That was pretty good? I like that.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Should we try them? One more time.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
No, I just tried them again.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Let's try I swear Tom. Can you hear us?
Speaker 5 (37:07):
I can hear you.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Now, what do you want a bathtub?
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Are you in.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
The I'm pissing?
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Okay, that is so hot.
Speaker 5 (37:22):
I'm rolling.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
You've got good flow brothers, so like you want to bath.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
Talk hangs a little low?
Speaker 4 (37:32):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Is the water.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Wash my hands? Don't want to get the COVID you
want to do?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
You want to do a commercial for flow Max?
Speaker 5 (37:51):
I could do that talking about pissing. Yeah, I got
good float for.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Learn a thing, you know what I mean? Oh my gosh,
I just can't. I can't.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
I'm gonna hire you to order my lawn.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
I have a couple of things I would like the
fucking ran a little bit about tonight.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Just do it and uh just do it.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
Uh. First, I want to talk about this fucking new
Captain American movie. This fucking scumbag actor. Right, you have
a movie coming out, Captain fucking America.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Bry myself when I'm done. But there's one other thing,
the very best time favorite little pal.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
But it's so fun Robert Ducky, I'm all.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Philip there, Okay, So go ahead, this Captain America.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
This fucking cocksucker has the nerve to go on a
fucking foreign talk show, okay, and you're gonna be Captain
America for fucking Marble and a movie, and you have
the nerve to go bad America and you're you're American.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Playing Captain America.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
You're playing Captain America, but you talked about America. Why
are you playing? You should pay Marvel at this point, okay,
they you can't turn your fucking paycheck. Nobody should go
see this fucking movie, and they should boycott that motherfucker.
You want to talk shit about the country you fucking
live in, go fuck yourself. You Why don't you pack
your fucking bags, take your pedophile ass to whatever fucking
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country if you were at okay, and get the fuck
out of America if you don't fucking like it, and
stop being Captain America. Second all, I don't want to
talk about California, okay, And then fucking fires, and then
in confidence, son of a bitch, Oh, you gotta take
your truck to San Francisco and get a mission stuff.
Fuck you're a mission set. Fuck your fucking global warming bullshit.
(39:38):
Let these motherfuckers come and put out one hundred and
fifty fucking miles of fire, Like, what the fuck is
wrong with you? Okay, people can't afford to be burned
out of their fucking homes and get a fucking set
for seven hundred fucking dollars. They're talk gonna pay that
shit back too, you know what I mean? Like the
fuck is going on?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
I don't know? I bet you out there now, like, could.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
You imagine from like where we're at to like fucking
Harrisburg being on fucking fire? Could you imagine that? And oh,
you gotta come do a missions test to put the
shut the fuck up. Go put the fucking fire out,
Go do your fucking job. The fuckers water wrong, Put
the fucking fires out and set out the normal from people,
you dumb son of a bitch, Like, what the fuck
is wrong with people? I think they need a steel
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toe up the fucking in the air.
Speaker 6 (40:22):
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4 (40:24):
My mad.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
What have you guys talked about tonight? Maybe I can
ran about that too.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Motherfucker's in Jerseys.
Speaker 5 (40:34):
Then they blinker flew and they're fucking blinkers, you know
what I mean? Use a turn signal, we're in Jersey.
I don't need turn signals when they drive.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
I don't either. Sometimes your life don't either.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
I told her I want to get her a sticker
that says, fucking I don't use turn signals. I know
where I'm going.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Yeah, but Michelle's car is so old it didn't come
with turn She got.
Speaker 5 (40:55):
Arms, she can put them out the window, and then's
the bigg hang on them.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Out like fucking way I'm going.
Speaker 6 (41:03):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Are you still in the bath?
Speaker 1 (41:05):
O fun robber dutee, I'm awfully fund.
Speaker 6 (41:09):
W Oh my god, guess what on that one? Are
we done?
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (41:23):
All right,
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard Barbies podcast. Hi, this is Michelle and I am
here with my co host Rich.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Good evening everybody.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
And with that that's richest song.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Okay, so we haven't done we haven't done anything.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I've been in the studio for like one week and
I'm all like discombobbed. I'm all discombobed. So this is
the first time you're listening. I own a complete nine
acre you pullet yard filled with cars, trucks and motorcycles,
moor instructors, all kinds of other things, a classic car section.
I have a self service and wrangler yard. So all
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you need to do is get a hold of me
on my Facebook, which I'm going to give you my website,
Junkyard Barbie dot com.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Go on there. You'll see on my social media it.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Has porn sites.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Porn sites has that too?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh oh gosh, Oh my gosh, I totally forgot to
tell you what happened.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Hold, let me just finish us.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
See Oh my gosh, Rich, when you hear this, this
is fucking fucked up.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Well, first of all, you must.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Be eighteen years or older now kidding, no sex, hold on,
we talk a lot about that, but no politics or religion.
But if you go on to my website, just go
on on my website Junkyard Barbie dot com and it'll
tell you everything about the yard. And I buy vehicles
seven days a week after hours, which I'm buying one
today at six thirty. And also on there it has
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the animal rescues that I'm involved in, and instead of
me going on a long ass rant about them, I
am going to play you my little commercial. Hi, this
is Michelle Junkyard Barbie. Are you looking for our fiery
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friend who needs a forever home? Right here in our community,
Local animal rescues are filled with lovable pets waiting for you. Dogs, cats,
all with hearts as big as our paws, ready to
bring joy to your life. By adopting our fostering, you're
not just getting a pet, You're saving a life. Every
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adoption helps make room for another animal in need. If
you can't adopt right now, you can still make a
huge difference by donating, fostering or volunteering at.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Your local shelter.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Together, we can ensure every animal finds a loving home.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Visit your local animal.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Rescue today and let the love begin. Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer,
share people's posts, be a hero for those who need
it most.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Your new best friend is waiting.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Also, please spay, please neuter, please microchip your animals. When
you do go to the rescues, please look at the
euthanize list first and the longest residents.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You want to add anything on that? No, so I
am going to tell you.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Listen, anything you can handy wipes, you know, hand wipes.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Candy white, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I mean diapers for the old people.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
To work there, diapers for the dogs, could do that.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Whatever, you could do that too. Oh my gosh, that's
so funny. All right, well, there is so much to
talk about because we haven't seen each other.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
You were telling me some good stories.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
There's a couple of them that happened, but this one
is unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
That that picture.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, someone decided to send me a cockpick, and any
other time I would think it was funny. Actually I
don't think that's funny. I don't even I've had you know,
just don't send me a dick pic. You're not even
my boyfriend. You're like nothing, and my boyfriend doesn't send
me a dick pic. But so the thing is, it's
like he starts off really really nice in this and
(04:42):
it has to do with cars. Now it sounds like
it's the same dude that was being all nice and everything,
and then he would throw in, hey, I want to
see your boobs, Hey, this and that, and finally I
just told him, you know what, stop, Yes, I kept
saying it's it's unnecessary.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I blocked him a sudden. I guess I get this now.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I raced it, but I sent it to a bunch
of people so that they could keep it.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
And this is how it starts off.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh why are you sending people because they could keep it?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yes, so I could take it off of mine, because
I just I don't want to go through pictures and see.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Some You should have put a mustache or something on
the first mark. The fuck man put a beard around it.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
You've seen it though. It's like disgusting.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
But anyway, all right, ready, this is this is I'm
not going to say his name, but hold on, not
that this uh not that is not me. I want
money for these vehicles, Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Tell him to shut the car doors.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, there's a lot of shit that he wrote, it's
all disc combob to how I sent it to people anyway.
He said, I was just wondering what was going on
because last time I spoke with a gentleman and he
seemed like he could help me out, and I was
saying something about not being able to schedule it at
a time, and he took my name in number and
was supposed to call me back. My name is so,
and so I'm not going to say that's about you know,
(06:23):
so I do sh He says, I got your number
because I also have a few Honda motorcycles. I was
seeing if you might be interested in Sorry I missed
your call. I'm currently at work and there is a
lot of background noise I wouldn't be able to hear
at the moment. I said, yes, you can call me
now if you'd like just hung up. He said, okay,
(06:44):
I could call you after work if you would like
to discuss everything and if you're interested in in the motorcycles.
By the way, what you have done in this industry
is very impressive, considering this is a rough industry to
get into, and it seemed to have built yourself a
good thing, right.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Very nice.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Here we go and I'm sorry, I have to ask.
It's a question around the shop. Are your boobs real
or fake? Because man, they are amazing, like he would
know right right now. Hold on, this is what he writes. Figured,
maybe we can fit this in them. Let me have
a fun time. He sends me a fucking picture of
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his dick. And by the way, groom yourself, you hairy
fucking monster.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
It's disgusting. My girlfriend, she goes, that's not bad looking though.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
But so the thing is, I said, don't ever Allan Caps,
don't ever contact me again.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
And I blocked him.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
But in the meantime, I didn't do anything, and I'm
not gonna do anything.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna wait. Someone said that.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Okay, let me let me iss you this. You know
how you catch people stealing and you put them up
on the wall of fame?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yes, what do you do? Put his dick picture up?
Because you don't know who it is?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I'm I'm thinking, I'm thinking maybe I could. Does anyone
know this cock? Sucker Rich?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Put some glasses on it, hang it the funk.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Up, Rich. That's tell me that's not fucked up.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
That is that is screwed up.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Man, it's well, somebody said I might have something because
that is your mine, anybody.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Damn you rich? Well, I'll tell you what. Go ahead,
I'm listening.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You know you're not gonna know who it is. I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Maybe you are, but I wouldn't let them. No, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I don't know. I don't know who it is, and
I don't know why that they they would do.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
That because all that rab rah bullshit.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
What do you mean rabro bullshit?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
What you did was impressive?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
And yeah, why did he do that?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Because he set you up, that's what he did. That's
your So what do you think about that? Like if
you were me, and what would you do?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I would take that.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I can't even say that because I got in trouble.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Waste time.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Can you say it and I can, which I'm gonna
call it it.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
And it won't be suspective.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Let me just say this, all right, hold on, let
me get to the sensor just in case.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Ahead, all right, take it right down to.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
It.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Such a ship, such a shame. I can't don't say it. No,
I'm telling you because we.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Definitely know it's I don't he was an ULTI boy,
didn't wear underwear.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Well, I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I'll tell you what it Wasn't this, I mean, I don't.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Like it. Tell me that that's not fucked up. I
was going to go to.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
His work, But here's what you're doing. Go to his
work picture and show him. Showed him the picture. Anybody
here to know who this is?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Well, he said, he's saying that he's somebody from a business. So,
I mean, if I wanted to be a jerk off,
which I'm probably gonna be, I don't know what I'm
gonna do. I think I'm just gonna let it go
because it's just so stupid.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
It go.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah, why well why not?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
How you go? Is there a tattoo on his dick?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
But you're not gonna ideas he's it's everybody.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I'm telling you, Well, we know it's not this guy.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Absolutely absolutely not. No, No, you don't have a dam Yeah,
(11:31):
it ain't him. It definitely find a picture of the pump.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
I think I have a picture.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Oh my god, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Anyway, I think I just looked there. It's so fucking disgusting.
But somebody did say, well you can't. Yeah, So because
you're actually going towards my business, but I don't know,
it is what it is. And then something else happened,
and some fucking trashy bitch somewhere decided she was going
(12:03):
to say that my guy Ryan in my truck tried
to do something or whatever bullshit in the truck.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
And here it is.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
She was trying to set them up. Nothing happened. She's
the one that tried to make something happen because she looked.
She looked at it and went payday. Oh sure they still,
oh you know, and all of a sudden, all six
is six of her kids are piling out of the car.
You know, she's sitting there munching on burger came you
know what I mean, And then you know what she did.
The cops came. They said everything was fine, there was nothing.
(12:32):
They even wrote it on there. He did nothing.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
He was cleared.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
She went called the guard, tried to tried to pull
some bullshit and tried to you know, she was trying
to try to get money. Yeah, So then that didn't work,
and then she went on line and she smeared me,
and then she had all of her other scumbag trashy
friends do it. So I went from like a four
point five m to like a four point four. I mean,
(13:00):
they really brought it down. So I hit up on
my page and I called, you know, the woman who
does all the stuff for me, and she put something
together and I put it up and everybody was so great,
and I was like, if.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
You've used me, do you know what I mean? Like,
I don't want anybody to lie.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
So everybody came on and then it went back up
to four point five and people were just saying like
and then she she stops.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Listen, you're always going to have people out there.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, but I mean, come on thee. Yeah, and you
know what happened.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
So we looked it up because she kept calling or
she kept putting stuff on, so I said, that's harassment.
Now we looked her up. We got the docket number.
Oh that's funny. We're such trashy people. Mm. Interesting, you
have an outstanding warrant in PA for a DUI and
you're trying to what she listens, uh huh, setting herself
(13:53):
up for failure.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Listen, she probably needs money for a lawyer.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Oh, I didn't even think of that.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
She needs money so she can fucking get more burger
king bits.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Listen, wouldn't surprise me.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
I just was like, holy shit, they are fucked up.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
But you should see some of these nice, nice reviews.
And I just got another car because they're like, we
love your reviews. So it's I need more and more
cars that people are out there listening. I need you
to junk your cars with me because it keeps other
people's cars on the road and people are insurance no, no, no,
(14:31):
you well you know it too. I pick up a
band of vehicles and I picked up a ship ton
from this place, helped them out there really happy, and
here it is. Some of the one was stolen. Hold
on listen. They reported its stolen. Oh that's right, all
of a sudden, when it was there for like six
months somewhere. I can't say the contract that I have,
(14:54):
but I have to do all the paperwork, so it
sits and sits. No you didn't, that's a lie, right,
And and then they don't want to come pick them up.
In other places, they're being financed and they're not paying,
and then they're.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Leaving them somewhere.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
That's a problem too.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, so I have to do all the paperwork and
it takes a while, but yeah, so I do abandon
stuff I like all that, but I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
People are just people are just people, I guess. But
still you're.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Going to get them. Yeah, you're going to get them.
Everybody who's got an angle or something. Mm hmmm, they're
going to throw it the easiest way that they can
make money yet or get off their problem, make it yours.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah, it's just wait and okay, and you know it's okay.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
But I mean people are calling up, and you know,
if I have a good reputation, that's not listen, not
everyone's gonna like me. And I'm okay with that. If
I have a five point zho, sometimes I don't want
that because I don't know because we all have faults.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
No one is perfect, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Plus I have a lot of reviews, So I mean,
if I had too, of course I'm going to get
a five point zher because there's only two.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
But I've been in business forever twenty three years. I'm saying,
how's that possible? You're only fifteen?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah, I love you. I act like if I act
like I'm fifteen.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I was telling somebody, I was like, I'm going to
be sixty all or I tell people I'm sixty.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
I'm sixty. No you're not.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
So I saw my dad today and I said, I said,
you know, I'm sixty, and he goes.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
No, you're not.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
And I go listen, listen, Dad pipe down. When I
was twenty one whatever. Yeah, then before I was thirty,
I said I was thirty, forty was forty, didn't care.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
I don't care about the numbers. It's just the sixty's coming.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I've been telling myself I'm sixty, so I'm really fifty eight,
but I say I'm fifty nine, right, because reality wise,
i'm sixty.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Because next fucking year, January, I'm fucking sixty.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Right.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
It's just you know what I'm saying. Listen, It's just
a numbers, that's all. You're only as old as you feel.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
And then I'm fucking a fourteen year old boy. Oh yeah,
I said that. Yeah, like the burn fart fuck right
all day yeah, all day long, all day long.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
That just me alone.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I took a road trip with somebody and they were
like everybody was like kind.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Of on edge. You guys are gonna spend.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Thirty six thirty two hours in a car together, you
know what I mean? Like thirty that's a long time
to be sitting in a car with somebody. So I
was down with b Block and he goes and his
friend came in and I looked at him and I
was like, you're waiting, aren't Yeah, he said to him,
he goes.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
So I said, what do you ready to hear?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Like negative? You know what I mean, Like shit didn't happen,
and b Block goes. I know, we got along, like
everything was great, he said. I told her, if we
make it, yeah, back back, yeah's your marriage material.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
There was no fucking way. I said that. All he goes, Man,
she is entertaining, like I was like dancing.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
It's like we were at the border and I a
feel like I needed a ride.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
I was thumbing it and I pulled my shirt down
to exceed my boob, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I was like, let's go listen. You gotta have fun.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
You gotta have fun.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
And then I put one of my stickers on Pedro
and I put it on his cock. But then I
pulled it off because I was like, I don't think
people will see it. And then I put it out words,
Oh my gosh. I just kept it in bringing on
his listen. Johnson speaking speaking out to the border.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Yeah, let's hear this.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
We were coming from somewhere. We were coming back from
a funeral. And I'm in the back seat of this
truck with my son Chris. So it was a long ride, okay,
how long it was long? It was I felt like forever.
We were cramped into this truck.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
So how many people?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Five of us?
Speaker 3 (18:58):
What kind of car?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
It was a pickup truck. So three in the back,
one two in the front.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Oh god.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
So Chris is sitting next to me, and we were
in there. And if I sit too long in the car,
my legs. My leg shakes because when I broke my neck.
So I take my my leg. Pills ain't happening, still
doing it. So Chris says, here, try one at ease.
(19:25):
I said, what is it? As a gummy? She said,
But suck on it, don't chew on it. It tasted
pretty good, like a like a gummy, like a juicy fruit,
you know what I mean. So I'm sucking on it.
Next thing I know, I'm knocked out. I didn't even
know when it hit me. I was just unconscious. My
head's against the window, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Fucking slobbery.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
So you were doing Ali on the window.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, it was bad. It was bad.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
So I eventually I wake up and I thought I
saw south of the order.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I supposed to.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Be coming home, right. I lost my mind. I start yelling,
why the freak are we going just leaving? Where we going?
You're supposed to be going home in to Philly. You're
telling me we're south of the border. I was going listen,
and I was, I wasn't quiet, all right. The guy
(20:23):
in the front, he says, I told you that shit
leads to harder drugs. That was a Snoco sign. Oh god,
he said, we're only like twenty minutes from hockey.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah. I lost my mind.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Don't do drugs, kid, No, we don't advocate.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yeah, it was just that's fucking funny.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Though I've never done a gummy, but I like when
you guys talk about it because somebody says, I guess
there's different levels of.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
It, yes, and depends on what you get. Yeah, I
don't mean me, give me one that doesn't matter. And
next thing you know, I'm either uh passed out for
two days or you know.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Is that like is that like weed too? I saw
somebody had like this candy.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That's what it is. It's weed, but it's in like.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
But they were actually weed weed, like they rolled it
is it?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Do they that in high school?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
But no, I see people sit here and smoke weed
all the time.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
But they were coming in with these special pockets like
I don't know, like crushed cherry crush.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
But but it was like I saw them roll it up.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Yeah, that's how I do in high school to get it.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
So they still do that then rolled up. Okay, okay, okay, So.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
It's just as potent then as the gummy, but it's
just your smoking it.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Yeah, but this this weed now is way way more potent.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Okay, So even if you eat, even if you have
the gummy, and it's that way, it's the same as
if you're smoking it.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
So you're blasted. Just listen.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
So when you're smoking it, it's hitting you hard right away.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Oh yeah, let me tell you.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Okay, when I retired, okay, right from my job with
the city, I couldn't smoke weed or nothing because I
have my CD. Also I would get random drug tests. Right,
So when I retired, both my kids come over the house.
Are you retired now, right? I said, yep? He said,
(22:38):
you're gonna smoke weed, I said, yep. Now I ain't
smoked from when I was in high school because I
got this job when I was eighteen. Well shit, okay,
so they say.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
It's sober all that time until you're retired.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Couldn't touch it, could not touch it.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
So right, So I'm on a couch and they make
a bong out of a quart pepsi container.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
I never smoked out of a bang in my life.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
I stole in a corner, I rolled it, licked it,
and I started smoking.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
You know, yeah, it's a joint and you sound like
you're gay, but I like it ahead, yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Yeah, right, So so they showed me how to do
it right. So now I'm smoking my brains out. They
leave to go into the kitchen. Now I'm dying thirst
but I can't get off the couch because I'm fucked up.
So in the bottom of the coke bottle is bong water. No,
(23:41):
it was brown from.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
All the smoke. So I'm like, I'm like, fuck this.
So I started drinking it.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
How much more to fucked up did you get?
Speaker 4 (23:50):
I turned green. They were screaming at me. I'm fucking thirsty.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Why didn't you yell to them. I'm thirsty.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I couldn't.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
No thing was coming out, nothing, nothing. I was fucked up.
I wound up on the floor watching the ceiling fans
spin and I'm trying to count the blades is going around.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I'm like, this is fucked up. I'm like, kuck.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
But since then, though, when you smoked it, then has
your tolerance been better or does it really.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Dependent on what depends on the weed?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Okay, it's so crazy because I know I smoked weed
when I was young, and I don't.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I never liked weed, like I know there's people that
love it.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
I eat a gummy it's uh to this day, like
and I smoked cigarettes, but to this day, the weeds
it's harsh.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah. Like when I was in Puerto.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Rico, I was at a table and I was drinking
out of Jack Daniel Daniel's bottom. So some of the
people I was what I said, yo, any weed here?
I was just that mood. So he comes back with
a cigarette pack. I opened it up. Instead of twenty cigarettes,
(25:07):
there's twenty weed cigarettes in there.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Shut up, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
So I take one out, I give back.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
So it's like smoking a cigarette, but it's weed.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Yeah, he said, Noah, I'll keep the pack. I'm like,
the fuck Yeah, it's going to be a long trip.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Holy shit, you were smoking like Paul Maul weed a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah, basically, holy shit.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I just don't get it. I got it when I
was younger. The bongs were always my favorite. But I
just did it because it was another way of getting high.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
You know what I mean, Like I didn't, I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
And when I got sober, and people would say a
lot of people in the rooms do like weed, and
they're like, oh, man, if it becomes legal, which I'm
so glad because I don't even like yeah, because they're like, then.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Yeah, fuck out. Everybody was going to jail for one
or two joints.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Ridiculous, right, Yeah, it's I'm just glad. I just don't
get it.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Listen, Although I'm grateful because when I went to high school,
I would take a bus to the trolley. Then I
have to wait on the corner for the fucking trolley.
You take me to high school? Right, So yeah, well,
good thing for me. When I got off the bus
waiting for the trolley, there was a grocery store there
(26:22):
and they would get a delivery full of amoroso rolls.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Oh you told me this, I love it.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
So I would take the bag and they were still hot. Right,
so I get on the trolley. Everybody's high. I'd be
selling the rolls hot rolls. So by the time we
got the and of course when you get the hype,
now you get to the school, everybody's thirsty. Between the
weed and the roll did you have no? I had
(26:52):
a bottle opener, the pepsi machine back then. You open
the door and they were bottles.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Didn't they have a thing where you pop it on there?
Speaker 4 (27:04):
No, you just opened the door. But to get the
bottle out you had to put the money in. Woll No,
I was had cops. I would say with the bottle opener,
I said, meet thirsty man. I'd open the door, pop
the cap. Wals, I would sell cups.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
No way, Yeah, dude, that's smart as fuck.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Get It was all good until you get caught.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
You are you always get caught.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
You suck.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
You can't do any you can't do anything.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
The Catholic schools with my mustache, oh my gosh, why.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
They did a half of your mustache.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, and I had to go for a whole school
I got all day.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Well, I guess it. Did it? Teach anything?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
No, don't get caught, get caught.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
You always get caught.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
My favorite story of yours ever, from something I haven't
even heard all of them, is the time you robbed
the stereo out of that house that was on fire,
going on fire, and your father was coming in to save.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
It, and you were going out. I come on, tell
me that ship ever?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Listen? Does everything smell like smoke?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
When he came, best fucking story ever? And then I
can't believe in me, And you take it back and
the house was burnt down.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
That's what I said to him. I assume, am I
taking it back through the house's track.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
I don't care. You should have given it to somebody else.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Then I would drink in the school yard.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
And they would always come by, you know, with the
paddyway you see, empty. The bottle would be in a
bag quart of beer, emptied out, right, emptied out.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
They take, you know, they take the bottle.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
I would go right through the store and get another
one because my aunt worked in the store.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Oh my good gosh, there you go.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
So they kept locking me up. Then they figured out
my uncle was the lieutenant of the fire department next
to the police station at twenty on twenty fourth Street.
So they started taking me there and mother uncle worked
the desk fireman. So instead of keeping what they got
(29:17):
tired of locking me up, so they would just take
me next door to the firehouse and I would go there.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
I'd be drinking. I'll be drunking.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
And the last time I did it, my uncle, my
mother's brother, said to me, you here again. I said, yeah, Uncle,
what's going on? He said, I'll tell you what's going on.
I'm tired of you come and see me at work.
So he pulled the desk drawer open and there was
a bottle jack. I said, ah, cool, we're going to drink.
(29:45):
He said, no, you are. You're going to finish this bottle.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
How was it a full bottle or no? It was full.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
I'm like, huh, what are you talking about? He says,
you're going to go home in the morning with me.
He made me drink that bottle. He left me on
my step.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
But you drank that bottle? Yeah, impressive.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Listen he left me on my step. M okay, South Philly,
I'm laying on step, ungodly trashed, throw up.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
All over me. The step. I stunk.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Here comes my father walking down the street from his shift.
They're all fireman. He sees paste out on the step.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
You know what I mean. Listen back then, now you didn't.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Do holy shit. But you know what that that's kind
of right a passage. Yeah, no, seriously, parents don't do
that now. I feel really bad, That's what I'm saying. Yeah,
And I think that's the way to go anymore. I
think times are turning. Without me getting political, I can
just see things kind of going.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Back to well, they've never.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Like kids getting fucking smacked the ship out of Kids
need to get smacked the fuck instead of like being
able to do whatever the fuck they want.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
What was I gonna do is logan junior, And that's
it's all right? Never mind.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
No really he's a big boy too.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Yeah, he says, why you when you look at me,
it's like you're looking right through me.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
You said it because I am?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
I am.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
You know it's crazy when you This is what I
think is so funny. When you have somebody.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
That is so intimidating to other people, but then you
have somebody that they're intimidated by. We're like that shit
ain't going on here, man, it ain't happening.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Back up, back up.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
He knows.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Though.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
I love your whole family, so it's my family.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
I just want to unplug his whole house and say,
go move somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
That's up to you. That's up to you. You kind
of you want to, you kind if you want to?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Can't.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
I told him I was selling it and I'm moving,
and he said, I'll go right with you.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Oh no, you're not.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
No, I said, the only thing you'll know is a
post office box.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
He'll come over here and try to live with me.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
No, I can never sew it.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
You know what I don't know? Don't tell you.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah, you're out.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
I tried that. I moved three times and didn't tell
him and he found me.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Are you serious? Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
So it's like it wouldn't even matter if there was
a barn he put a big tag.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Well that's what he's living in now.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
No, he's got the house, the barn.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
That was a cowbourn.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I remember I saw him, you guys got it, and
then what he did to it, which is like unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
I'll tell you what, though, it looks fucking good. That's
for sure.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Where am I moving? Right in here?
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Where the cows are? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Say listen here here right here?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
That was it?
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Pick up your kalman or two.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
That's it?
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Motherfucker off?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Well our next show, hold on before we go. You
want to make a phone cale, Oh yeah, all.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Right, we're gonna heard a ring.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Listen, listen if this mother fucking calls up when we
call him and.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
He's like, everything so great? Yeah, I just love life.
It's wonderful. Funk off.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
I don't want to fucking hear something goods.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
All right, hold on, let me find let me find
this music.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Considering I'm oh my gosh, I am so fucking out
of practice.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
All right, hold on here, here we go. It better
fucking ring.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
I want to hear.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Oh are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Are you calling the right number?
Speaker 3 (34:00):
I am?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I hear nothing.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
I don't hear anything either.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Now all I need to do is get blind and
I'll give you some pencils some corner.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
It's not Do you fucking believe this ship?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
You pay your phone? Bow?
Speaker 3 (34:24):
I did it says it's hold on.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Me, yeah, I can hear your bro hold on, hold on,
you gotta play music.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
Let me shut out over to a fucking earphone?
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Quick earphones? What are you a pilot?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
She hung up on the more right.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
I didn't need to. Oh my gosh, I'm so out
of process.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
I just didn't. Woman, you use your phone old day.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Oh my gosh, I am so sorry. I so did
not mean to. I can hear you now? Can you
hear us?
Speaker 5 (35:07):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Oh my god, it's like a fucking commercial.
Speaker 7 (35:10):
Hello, Hello, Yo, we can hear you? Can you hear us?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (35:28):
He hung up?
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Alright for today?
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Ready? Hold on? Hello?
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Is this better?
Speaker 3 (35:45):
This is much better?
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Can you hear me now?
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (35:54):
Can you hear us?
Speaker 5 (35:57):
Yes? I can hear you.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Okay, Thank Jesus.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Now I can't.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Can you hear it now?
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Hell?
Speaker 4 (36:06):
Give us, give us a rant, give us, give us
a rand about your fucking phone.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
It sucks.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
What we're here, Joe, we're hello? Oh my gosh, what hello? Okay?
Speaker 2 (36:28):
From an episode of Star Tracks, going on it?
Speaker 3 (36:34):
I can't, Oh my gosh, I can't. I can't.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
What the hell is going on?
Speaker 3 (36:47):
What the hell's going Oh my god, Oh my gosh,
why is that?
Speaker 2 (36:51):
And I working? Listen? That was pretty good? I like that.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Should we try them? One more time.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
No, I just tried them again.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Let's try I swear Tom. Can you hear us?
Speaker 5 (37:07):
I can hear you.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Now, what do you want a bathtub?
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Are you in.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
The I'm pissing?
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Okay, that is so hot.
Speaker 5 (37:22):
I'm rolling.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
You've got good flow brothers, so like you want to bath.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
Talk hangs a little low?
Speaker 4 (37:32):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Is the water.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Wash my hands? Don't want to get the COVID you
want to do?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
You want to do a commercial for flow Max?
Speaker 5 (37:51):
I could do that talking about pissing. Yeah, I got
good float for.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Learn a thing, you know what I mean? Oh my gosh,
I just can't. I can't.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
I'm gonna hire you to order my lawn.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
I have a couple of things I would like the
fucking ran a little bit about tonight.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Just do it and uh just do it.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
Uh. First, I want to talk about this fucking new
Captain American movie. This fucking scumbag actor. Right, you have
a movie coming out, Captain fucking America.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Bry myself when I'm done. But there's one other thing,
the very best time favorite little pal.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
But it's so fun Robert Ducky, I'm all.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Philip there, Okay, So go ahead, this Captain America.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
This fucking cocksucker has the nerve to go on a
fucking foreign talk show, okay, and you're gonna be Captain
America for fucking Marble and a movie, and you have
the nerve to go bad America and you're you're American.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Playing Captain America.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
You're playing Captain America, but you talked about America. Why
are you playing? You should pay Marvel at this point, okay,
they you can't turn your fucking paycheck. Nobody should go
see this fucking movie, and they should boycott that motherfucker.
You want to talk shit about the country you fucking
live in, go fuck yourself. You Why don't you pack
your fucking bags, take your pedophile ass to whatever fucking
(39:17):
country if you were at okay, and get the fuck
out of America if you don't fucking like it, and
stop being Captain America. Second all, I don't want to
talk about California, okay, And then fucking fires, and then
in confidence, son of a bitch, Oh, you gotta take
your truck to San Francisco and get a mission stuff.
Fuck you're a mission set. Fuck your fucking global warming bullshit.
(39:38):
Let these motherfuckers come and put out one hundred and
fifty fucking miles of fire, Like, what the fuck is
wrong with you? Okay, people can't afford to be burned
out of their fucking homes and get a fucking set
for seven hundred fucking dollars. They're talk gonna pay that
shit back too, you know what I mean? Like the
fuck is going on?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
I don't know? I bet you out there now, like, could.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
You imagine from like where we're at to like fucking
Harrisburg being on fucking fire? Could you imagine that? And oh,
you gotta come do a missions test to put the
shut the fuck up. Go put the fucking fire out,
Go do your fucking job. The fuckers water wrong, Put
the fucking fires out and set out the normal from people,
you dumb son of a bitch, Like, what the fuck
is wrong with people? I think they need a steel
(40:20):
toe up the fucking in the air.
Speaker 6 (40:22):
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4 (40:24):
My mad.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
What have you guys talked about tonight? Maybe I can
ran about that too.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Motherfucker's in Jerseys.
Speaker 5 (40:34):
Then they blinker flew and they're fucking blinkers, you know
what I mean? Use a turn signal, we're in Jersey.
I don't need turn signals when they drive.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
I don't either. Sometimes your life don't either.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
I told her I want to get her a sticker
that says, fucking I don't use turn signals. I know
where I'm going.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Yeah, but Michelle's car is so old it didn't come
with turn She got.
Speaker 5 (40:55):
Arms, she can put them out the window, and then's
the bigg hang on them.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Out like fucking way I'm going.
Speaker 6 (41:03):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Are you still in the bath?
Speaker 1 (41:05):
O fun robber dutee, I'm awfully fund.
Speaker 6 (41:09):
W Oh my god, guess what on that one? Are
we done?
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (41:23):
All right,
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