July 1, 2025 • 35 mins
Johnson & Johnson Baby Powder RULES
Called Wrong Haines about Underwear
Buying Black Stemmed Roses for a Cheating Wife
Animal Rescue
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Called Wrong Haines about Underwear
Buying Black Stemmed Roses for a Cheating Wife
Animal Rescue
66 C20
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard BARBIEES podcast. Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and
I'm here with my co host Rich Hey.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Everyone, what.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Quenny takes a shit on you? All right?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
This is the first time that you are listening and
we didn't do the rescue stop. I'm going to go
right into the rescue and do the commercial that I have,
but I am a complete you pull it yard. Check
out my website Junkyard Barbie dot com and it gives
you all the information you know on the yard. Check
out my Facebook page. We buy cars, everything. But I'm
(01:02):
going to do this rescue first because it's extremely important
to me. I'm almost crazy, too crazy about it. So
let's go right and rescue.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Please.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie. Are you looking for
our fry friend who needs a forever home? Right here
in our community, local animal rescues are filled with lovable.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Pets waiting for you. Dogs, cats, all with hearts.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
As big as their paws, ready to bring joy to
your life. By adopting our fostering You're not just getting
a pet, You're saving a life. Every adoption helps make
room for another animal in need. If you can't adopt
right now, you can still make a huge difference by donating, fostering,
or volunteering at.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Your local shelter.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Together, we can ensure every animal finds a loving home.
Visit your local animal rescue today and let the love begin. Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer,
share people's posts, Be a hero for those who need
it most.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Your new best friend is waiting.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Please spay, please newter, please microchip. It's fucking hot out
there now. Make sure they have.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Plenty of water.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Plenty of water and plenty of shade.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
And a lot of times people think that those igloos
are the best things, And I'll tell you what they're like.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yes, yes, so uh. If you keep your dog outside
and you have an igloo out there, make sure they
have plenty of water because they will overheat quickly.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, don't sit here and like chain them up so
they can't nah mind sha, I'm telling you, rich's getting
so bad.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Nah. Not a good move if you get If you
have to put them out on a long leash or
change five minutes, that's it and you can watch them.
Don't start painting. Bring them in don't leave them outside.
This This is not uh, this is not weather for
the animals. I mean, so it's just too hot.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Mm hmm. What else else? What else is going on?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Not I gotta sneeze and I'm not sure if it's
coming out or not?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Is it coming out of your mouth? Your nose? Are
your ass?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
That was?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
That wasn't my ass? Now?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I know we quick because I wanted to go into
the rescue stuff because I think a couple of them
I did not get to, which I was like, are
you serious? Because it's the biggest thing for me. But
I am a complete you pullet yard. You know when
I do have boats, you know, because I know it's
it's that time, and motorcycles besides the cars and all
that campers and.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
It's you got to the yard's pretty well versed.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah. And I have the jeep.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yard, which is really cool. Uh you know, bodies, frames, engines, trains,
transfer cases, rears, interiors, some tops, hardtops. So get your
asses down there.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying hard on that. I have
the Cheep Invasions coming up. I'm doing the Mgungi Truck
Show which is next weekend. It's like a huge, huge,
huge event with like old time trucks and tructor trailer
stuff and all kinds of stuff. So I'm working or
trying to have people help me work diligently on my
(04:38):
sixty six.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
And you know me, I'm not one to really ask.
I get it first stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
So when I can't get it done, like I'm just
getting more and more upset that I just shut down
because I'm like, I need that to be done by
next week.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Well even if I work on it this weekend and
I don't go to the hill climb.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
You need a battery. Yes, And all those loose connections
that I found, they got to be tight. Rich everything went.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Under I went underneath. Yeah, well.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Dave got me the alternator, so that was brand new.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
But there was nothing tight. Like the wires were on,
but there was nothing tight.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, I have to get under I actually was underneath
there and.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I don't know it's will connect.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
But all the break lines are shot. I gotta order everything.
I gotta pull, you know, off the drums and just
but I need it done. I've new breaks.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
You might have leaking wheel cylinders.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
That's what he was saying.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
But he he, he's got so much going on.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
You know, I can't. I can't have him.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
First of all, his lift isn't big enough, strong enough,
because it's not meant for stuff like that. Yeah, and
even even the car lift is meant for you know,
not a huge heavy sixty six. So I'm trying to.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
No, it's got to get jacked up in a driveway.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
He was supposed to come out last week.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
He just had so busy, so so busy. So you know,
well now's the time, and I, oh, I do.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Want to say this. I went to a car show.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
And the only reason went by is because someone said
something right, so I went. I was on my way
to another car show, and I went at that car
show and I couldn't get out.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
So I never even made it to the other car show.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Couldn't get out of whare his driveway.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
The car show that I went to was that nifty fifties.
As I'm like wrapping it up, someone comes, hey, do
you have this? Someone else comes hey, hey, hey, hey hey.
So then it's like, you know, I never laughed, So
I never even made the one show. And somebody was
there and they're like, I thought you were common, And
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I can't get into you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It's okay.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
When I do my business.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You have to do that first.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
And that is so.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
If I didn't stay, it's crazy. For whatever reason, I
was supposed to stay. Eight people called m and I
got two cars, so you have to do that. And
one of the people I got the cars from was
up towards me. A lot of the people were up
in my area that were like, oh my gosh, we
(07:47):
didn't even know you existed, so it was kind of good.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
And then some woman was like, oh my gosh, I
get to meet you, and I'm like, what do you mean.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
She's like, I see yourself all the time and she's like,
my name's Barbie too, and I said, no, my name's Michelle.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
They just called me Junkyard Barbie. Oh, you're so nice.
So for me to just say.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
To somebody like I don't want to talk to you,
because another guy was like, no, thank you so much
for coming over, and I go, why wouldn't I And
he's like, well, I know you're busy.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I said, this is what I do for a living.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I mean, listen, this is how you make your money.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Every single one of those people is important.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
You can't just blow people off to go to something else.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Now. So the funny thing was is like I thought
it was gonna I would be out of there, because
you know, everyone knows I bounce from show to show
to show.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
But this show they were not let me go.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
You even see on my live video, I say, and
I'm trying to get out of and I see this
a little girl and.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I'm like, oh, what's up? You want to tell me?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Because her and her girlfriend were talking to me about
stuff that they had and how cool it was.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Just you never know who you're gonna meet.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Listen, but it's just good. You have to do that.
You can't, you can't.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
That's why I'm sore, right, That's why I can never
make commitments. There's only one commitment I can really a
couple I can really make if you got me in
your car ready, and we're going to the commitment to
the show, or I'm at Jeep Invasion for four days.
I'm at Gasket Goons because I'm paying to put my
(09:19):
car in this show. And the other is the Mgunge
and then Grange Fair.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
And they somebody told me their car show to Gasket Goons.
They're only having nineteen sixty nine and older.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
No, hold on, Oh yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I
think lay oldered right there.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
You got people that are buying new cars and taking
them to these shows. Why you know what I mean,
why the purpose of a car show is to build
it yourself, take it there and look for something unique.
You know what I meant to go. Spend seventy eighty
grands on a car and you take it to.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
A car show because they can.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I fuck that, Like I would walk right past that car.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
See, I'm like, I'm glad that you said that because
one of the car shows and I stopped going to it,
and then I went back last year and it was different,
so I'm happy.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I revisited it. But what they did is they were
putting old cars like the fifties next to a twenty
and twenty four.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, why would you you know, Corvette?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, shut up me, but listen your stupid corvettes.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, but I just you know, our shows are for
old cars. Did you know you restore or make it
your own or whatever? You know what I mean, that's
the fun part.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Well, that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I'm not doing anything to mine and actually because I
want to learn and really know about my sixty sixty twenty,
I took all the plywood out of the bed so
there's nothing there, and everyone's like, oh, what are you
gonna do?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
And I said, I'm taking the show just like that.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Oh yeah, And then Dave suggested, which I think is
a good idea. And I've seen people the whole license
plate thing in nineteen sixty six, ninety and ninety three,
because that's all the years.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Yeah, we were all born. So but I gotta get
it going, and it's gotta have.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Breaks, we gotta have brakes on it first.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
I'm telling you, rich I was so excited I got
the alternator on. It's working, and I'm so excited. I'm
going to go out.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
And as I start to go, I go to you know,
to stop, and it ain't happening.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
So I like go up on my lawn.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
M yeah, I know. When I pulled in, I'm like,
who parks their truck across the entrance to her driveway sideway?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
I was trying.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I'm like trying, and that's a heavy truck too, So.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I pushed that out. I pushed that out of the
garage by myself. I'm pushing it. I'm going over and
grabbing the steering.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Wheel pushing it.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Steering wheel pushing it, And I was like, fuck it,
this thing is like a billion pounds.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Right, and it's got a big steering wheel.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
It ain't you know no, and it's not power steering.
It's like, yeah, which I didn't grow up like that.
You did? Yeah, you know it's crazy. That's all right.
I think we should make what do you think?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
What? Let me let's call Johnson. Johnson. You got their number.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Well, I'm gonna tell you something about these motherfuckers. For
the hell are Michael? Oh my gosh, Rich you.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Lost your your phone?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
This is just h.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
M She's lost everything today. I left, she broke the microphone.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
I legitimately just had them.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Did you stick them down your crotch? Your pants? No?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I checked it all right, Here we go right over crotch.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
It's like the grain can No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
In your thirties. That ship was like a suction cup.
Not now, unfortunately it is.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I've had people complain, Oh, it's like girls, get that
ship done to themselves, you know what I mean? And
like the fuck out of.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Here, I'm gonna throw a dime pick that dime up.
I had somebody I can't.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
No, it's not that.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
It's somebody was telling me how somebody actually took their
whole fist and their arm and.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Stuck it up someone's cakuchi. How was that even? Is
that even possible?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
I don't know either, But.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Baby Hanes, No, they said, baby, they sure can go
back in.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
No, they said it was like like a mint pro.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
No, try with a boxing glove. Run away. If you're
gonna if you're gonna fish some girl with a boxing glove,
you got the wrong girl.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Oh my gosh, I can't. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
This is what we're gonna do, considering our phone doesn't work, Rich,
We're gonna.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
We're gonna.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Oh, I think I just sold that hard top. Okay,
I'm gonna call who are we gonna call?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
You?
Speaker 3 (14:40):
You talk? I'm tired of talking.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Well, I want to call Johnson. Johnson, We got Kenny.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Do you wanna.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
As you can hear from that?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
He just hit me up.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Davey said, my brother in law, Kevin is dropping off
chuck load of scrap. You want to call him, dave
You talk to him? No, you fucking suck alone. Obviously
he's not. He's getting hold of me's saying he's dropping off.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Scrap. Yeah. Let me let me just tell you something.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Right now, we are calling motherfucking Johnson and Johnson, and
I want to this is the funniest shit I'm gonna
say really quick.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
I was They were down at Asbury Park on.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
The boardwalk at the convention center. So anyone who knows
me knows I've been into Johnson and Johnson since forever,
like powder, because if you put powder down there, like
you don't sweat and you smell good, Like I'm really into,
like you know, I love Johnson and Johnson.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
And then they're like, oh, he keeps cancer.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I'm like, really, motherfucker, because I've been using it all
these years. I'll see no cancer happening down there. But
so I'm obsessed. So I go in and they're having
a convention Johnson, Johnson and Johnson. I slipped in baby powder.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Listen, I'm just slipped in there.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Rich acted like I was part of the crowd because
the way I was dressed.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
They didn't see anything. I get into the.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Main room and I said, I look around, I don't
see anything. Go excuse me, Joe samples of baby powder.
She's like, no, this is a meeting on the thing,
and I'm like, I just want to tell you how
much I love your baby powder. Before they were like,
get the fuck out of here, so I left.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
So here, we're gonna call Johnson and Johnson.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Let's do it. Let's do it. But she will kind
of clown we get from this mm hmmm.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
So we'd look at my skin. It's so beat up.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
So many these people are up tight. I'm hoping I
get an uptight somebody who answers the phone.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
I'm going to tell you something.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
The last one we did for the massage Parlors, I
never laughed so hard with you.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
You fucking slay me. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Welcome to you. Our iconic brands support more than one
point two billion people around the world.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
And carries the We don't care about that. We want
to have somebody, probably English, but.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
You English wanted here's what you done brand in the
line of advance.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
It's specifically designed for weeds and blisters.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I feel bandages, I.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Just says customers advantage.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
That's that's why we want process.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
The bandage help prevents the formation of the We fucking
know that. Just get me some baby powder. Bitch water bandage.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
With a dual action.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I I got a cut on my nutsack. What kind
of band ha you got for that?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Call for quality purposes?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Yeah, information.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
See my wife has a stinky CROs customer care experience.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
It's kind of really stinky satisfashions.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Today'll be following you recall if you'd like to participate,
just the line after the care specialist has ended.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Call. Yeah, I need a care special.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Connected to the survey.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Hi, thank you my calling.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
My question?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
My name is Sin.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
What's your name? What's your name again?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
My name is Aina. I am a I did you
say China?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Okay, okay, listen. I don't know if you can help
me or not. My wife has okay, my wife has
as general warts, and I want to know if you
get any cream for that?
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Oh a cream for what?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Vagina warts? You know, like plussy warts? Do you got
anything for that?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Excuse me? Do you sell vagina?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Watched w A R t X S warts works like bumps?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
I understand what I'm.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Good because it's it's like it's like when I go
in or it's like I'm sticking it in the bee hive.
So I need help. Okay, Yeah, I need to have this.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Let me have your.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Number, my code number for four eight six seven oh
phone number host host seven four eight nine four two
six seven yes, oh seven. Listen Onnie, I just need some.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Excuse me.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I'm sorry, I'm his wife. Okay, So here's the problem.
My under You know, my vagina area smells, so I'm
looking for something like powder.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
I like need powder.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I try to power and every time I've been going places,
they are not selling it. And I am one hundred
percent into Johnson and Johnson's baby powder. It helps with
swamp ass, stinky vagina like everything.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah, it's it's, it's but it can't be Already.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I can't hear. I can't really hear your wife.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
But then again, give me a general or you should have.
I tried powerwashing that bitch and it didn't work. So, uh,
a doctor can't help me. They recommended you people, So
you're the expert. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Right, Just we're just like a representing company for help prod.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
But did you grud expert? Okay, okay, but listen now,
I understand what you're saying. But when I go down
on her and I come up, I smell like a crab.
You know what I mean? What the fuck you're like,
like you ever go fishing and you get a bucket
(21:55):
full of minnows? That's what the fucking smells like.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
On Stop telling, Stop telling the Johnson and Johnson woman about.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
I can't help it if you smell like fish, you
know what I mean, like like Barnegat, babe bade fish,
you know what I mean? Fuck?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
All right, man, we're just gonna how about this. Yeah,
I'm gonna go to my guy to collegist.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah, well how about this? Maybe you can help me
with my thing. Okay, you're Johnson and Johnson. How do
I get my Johnson hard? Can you help me with that? No?
Johnson hard? Hard, like you know, like my penis hard?
(22:46):
You give massages while we're right at Fuck it. She
was awesome. She kept going her name was Vagina. She's like,
did she.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Take it on Garda Colleges?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yeah? Yeah, I haven't told her. I powerwashed that bitch.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Can you get Mike Johnson hard?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
That was so awesome? You want to call Roman.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Has or do Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Do you want to call Roman?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
And I'm sorry everybody, we cannot connect for whatever reason.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
This sucks? Balls?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
What did they make Oh.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
No, let me say, Roman, what is that really? Oh,
it's like a jet place there. It's really for you
to work there.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
At no, no, no, no, for you to work there,
you have to be really.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Smart lockhaton Martin or something. That's it. That's call them motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
They make aplanes.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Yeah, yeah, that's all right. This is so upsetting me
that this isn't all right. Lockkeep Martin.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
You probably I don't know what time that he's dropping
off his stuff either the scrap because we're like closing
in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
How do you spell Lockheed?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I went to cat from school.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Oh, here we go, Lockheed Martin careers.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
No customer service, motherfuckers.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
They don't have a How do you not? How do
you do? You remember back in the day you could
call anyone, and now you can't listen.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Back in the day, there was a phone number so
you can call and get the time.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Was shut up.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yes, that's cool. You know the house phone now obviously,
and they would give you the time.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Wow, mm hmm, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
You can't even get a hold of Lockheed Martin whatever
the fuck they're called.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
What listen you get? You get kids? Now? If you
get a regular clock and you put it on the wall,
they can't tell time.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Can we talk about that unless it's digital?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah, they can't. They can't tell time.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
That's insane. How do you know?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Did you tell somebody to tell them to have time
and they didn't?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah? I looked at it. It had a clock up
on the wall and it had, you know, to Haint
the numbers and all not digital. I said, what time
is it? I don't know how to use that read it?
We don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
All right, here we go, Haints, all right, Haint?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
What who is this?
Speaker 3 (25:54):
It's Haines.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
It's Hain't Haines underwear on your rich Haines underwear.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah, we're gonna call them, all right, okay for thirteen.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Let's see if they answer. They'll probably put you through
the prompts too. Nobody answers the phone. You gotta go
through a computer.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
First, down on the pharm.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Okay, here we go. Okay, let's see if it rings.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Probably not? Nothing? Is it working?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Mhm? I swear, I'm telling.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Look at it. You dialing this phone.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
I'm telling.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
We represent you're you're hitting the numbers. Hi?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Is this Hans company? Haines companies. Yes, yes, do you
sell underwear? We don't.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
We don't have any affiliation to Haines Brands companies.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
It so you don't have underwear for my husband. He's
got a huge, huge cock. I mean, how do I
get ahold of hands? Because I need him to have
some underwear.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Yeah, Haines Brands is.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
What you need to be googling.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
This is Haines Companies. But what do you do at
Haines Company?
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Do you give?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
But isn't that like underwear? So when you do the underwear,
you can make sure that it's like bigger, like cut
it bigger, just don't make it is.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Yeah, my problem is an account Okay, of course Mike
Johnson hangs out when I ride my ten speed. I
can't you know they need to be bigger. Do you
have anybody like they're like it? Does that? There?
Speaker 3 (28:38):
I guess you didn't like us, that's what?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Who? Who did you?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
They have no idea that it was Hanes and Haynes.
Let's try.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Rob's probably like a lawyer's firm.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
All right, we got two more minutes because we got
to do one more so I can you can all right?
Speaker 3 (28:54):
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Speaker 2 (29:16):
I can't believe that person picked up.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Either kind I like, dude, I was like really super stoked.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
The only ones that pick up are massage powers. Could
you imagine massage Power giving you imprompts for English press
one for Chinese press story, no fort for a heavy set,
press four.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
No arms, press five, that's you.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
You give me somebody that's blind.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
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let's just find you know what.
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eight hundreds Flowers dot com.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
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Speaker 3 (30:03):
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Speaker 2 (30:24):
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one eight hundred Flowers dot com. Again with the prop.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Tell them that you want to give me black roses
because you found out I was cheated.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
You know where I'm going with it?
Speaker 4 (30:43):
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Speaker 2 (30:49):
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Speaker 3 (30:55):
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Speaker 2 (31:01):
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Speaker 3 (31:07):
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Speaker 2 (31:10):
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Speaker 4 (31:13):
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Speaker 2 (31:21):
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Please receive a survey by email regarding your experience today.
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Speaker 3 (31:33):
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Speaker 2 (31:34):
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Speaker 3 (31:44):
Writing.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
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how are you doing? Rod? I want to order can
my old lady three three dozen of black long stem roses.
(32:11):
Here's why. Here's why. She cheated on me with a
black guy with a long black cock. So I'm getting
her long black roses. Now. Could you help me out here? Okay,
don't for me to check if we do have, you know,
(32:31):
a long black cock. What do you got to check? Bro,
you're a flower shop. Give me some goddamn flowers. Okay,
I need long black roses. What is the problem? Okay?
Now the color have a black and a bun? Checking here?
So we don't have a black rose, but we have
(32:53):
long stem those deaths that we can set the ears
and the color.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
That we have read.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Right, my dick is red. I'm looking for black. Okay,
I need well see, this is ain't helping me because
she slept with a black guy. So she's getting black roses,
long stem because he's got a long cock. And I'm
really jealous. So I need long stem, black fucking roses. Now,
(33:23):
can you help me out or not?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Yes, we don't.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
We don't have a Listen here, Rod, your name's Rod.
Your name's Rod. You ain't got no Rodney King Jesus Christ,
you're listen. I'm calling the Better Business Bureau. You people suck.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
You know, did try though?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah? He tried. He didn't crack up.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
No, he was actually really good. I'm impressed by.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
If if somebody had called me for I was first,
I would have started laughing. Then I would have said,
ditch that bitch me. You ain't buying her nothing, bro,
I'm going to save you some money, you know, put
her in the trunk of your car. I take her somewhere.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I was gonna say when you said red, because people
say this, listen, this is whatever. When I hear out there,
but they say that's Asian, Asian red, I think, or
maybe that's not. I don't fucking know. Somebody said something
like that, is it red?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Then I don't know yellow what.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
I'm white and I'm Italian, so I get really dark.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
And with that mm hmm. Next episode, hold on, come back.
Oh boy, a little little get
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard BARBIEES podcast. Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and
I'm here with my co host Rich Hey.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Everyone, what.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Quenny takes a shit on you? All right?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
This is the first time that you are listening and
we didn't do the rescue stop. I'm going to go
right into the rescue and do the commercial that I have,
but I am a complete you pull it yard. Check
out my website Junkyard Barbie dot com and it gives
you all the information you know on the yard. Check
out my Facebook page. We buy cars, everything. But I'm
(01:02):
going to do this rescue first because it's extremely important
to me. I'm almost crazy, too crazy about it. So
let's go right and rescue.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Please.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie. Are you looking for
our fry friend who needs a forever home? Right here
in our community, local animal rescues are filled with lovable.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Pets waiting for you. Dogs, cats, all with hearts.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
As big as their paws, ready to bring joy to
your life. By adopting our fostering You're not just getting
a pet, You're saving a life. Every adoption helps make
room for another animal in need. If you can't adopt
right now, you can still make a huge difference by donating, fostering,
or volunteering at.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Your local shelter.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Together, we can ensure every animal finds a loving home.
Visit your local animal rescue today and let the love begin. Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer,
share people's posts, Be a hero for those who need
it most.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Your new best friend is waiting.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Please spay, please newter, please microchip. It's fucking hot out
there now. Make sure they have.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Plenty of water.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Plenty of water and plenty of shade.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
And a lot of times people think that those igloos
are the best things, And I'll tell you what they're like.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yes, yes, so uh. If you keep your dog outside
and you have an igloo out there, make sure they
have plenty of water because they will overheat quickly.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, don't sit here and like chain them up so
they can't nah mind sha, I'm telling you, rich's getting
so bad.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Nah. Not a good move if you get If you
have to put them out on a long leash or
change five minutes, that's it and you can watch them.
Don't start painting. Bring them in don't leave them outside.
This This is not uh, this is not weather for
the animals. I mean, so it's just too hot.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Mm hmm. What else else? What else is going on?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Not I gotta sneeze and I'm not sure if it's
coming out or not?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Is it coming out of your mouth? Your nose? Are
your ass?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
That was?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
That wasn't my ass? Now?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I know we quick because I wanted to go into
the rescue stuff because I think a couple of them
I did not get to, which I was like, are
you serious? Because it's the biggest thing for me. But
I am a complete you pullet yard. You know when
I do have boats, you know, because I know it's
it's that time, and motorcycles besides the cars and all
that campers and.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
It's you got to the yard's pretty well versed.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah. And I have the jeep.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yard, which is really cool. Uh you know, bodies, frames, engines, trains,
transfer cases, rears, interiors, some tops, hardtops. So get your
asses down there.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying hard on that. I have
the Cheep Invasions coming up. I'm doing the Mgungi Truck
Show which is next weekend. It's like a huge, huge,
huge event with like old time trucks and tructor trailer
stuff and all kinds of stuff. So I'm working or
trying to have people help me work diligently on my
(04:38):
sixty six.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
And you know me, I'm not one to really ask.
I get it first stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
So when I can't get it done, like I'm just
getting more and more upset that I just shut down
because I'm like, I need that to be done by
next week.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Well even if I work on it this weekend and
I don't go to the hill climb.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
You need a battery. Yes, And all those loose connections
that I found, they got to be tight. Rich everything went.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Under I went underneath. Yeah, well.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Dave got me the alternator, so that was brand new.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
But there was nothing tight. Like the wires were on,
but there was nothing tight.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, I have to get under I actually was underneath
there and.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I don't know it's will connect.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
But all the break lines are shot. I gotta order everything.
I gotta pull, you know, off the drums and just
but I need it done. I've new breaks.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
You might have leaking wheel cylinders.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
That's what he was saying.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
But he he, he's got so much going on.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
You know, I can't. I can't have him.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
First of all, his lift isn't big enough, strong enough,
because it's not meant for stuff like that. Yeah, and
even even the car lift is meant for you know,
not a huge heavy sixty six. So I'm trying to.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
No, it's got to get jacked up in a driveway.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
He was supposed to come out last week.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
He just had so busy, so so busy. So you know,
well now's the time, and I, oh, I do.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Want to say this. I went to a car show.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
And the only reason went by is because someone said
something right, so I went. I was on my way
to another car show, and I went at that car
show and I couldn't get out.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
So I never even made it to the other car show.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Couldn't get out of whare his driveway.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
The car show that I went to was that nifty fifties.
As I'm like wrapping it up, someone comes, hey, do
you have this? Someone else comes hey, hey, hey, hey hey.
So then it's like, you know, I never laughed, So
I never even made the one show. And somebody was
there and they're like, I thought you were common, And
(07:11):
I can't get into you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It's okay.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
When I do my business.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You have to do that first.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
And that is so.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
If I didn't stay, it's crazy. For whatever reason, I
was supposed to stay. Eight people called m and I
got two cars, so you have to do that. And
one of the people I got the cars from was
up towards me. A lot of the people were up
in my area that were like, oh my gosh, we
(07:47):
didn't even know you existed, so it was kind of good.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
And then some woman was like, oh my gosh, I
get to meet you, and I'm like, what do you mean.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
She's like, I see yourself all the time and she's like,
my name's Barbie too, and I said, no, my name's Michelle.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
They just called me Junkyard Barbie. Oh, you're so nice.
So for me to just say.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
To somebody like I don't want to talk to you,
because another guy was like, no, thank you so much
for coming over, and I go, why wouldn't I And
he's like, well, I know you're busy.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I said, this is what I do for a living.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I mean, listen, this is how you make your money.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Every single one of those people is important.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
You can't just blow people off to go to something else.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Now. So the funny thing was is like I thought
it was gonna I would be out of there, because
you know, everyone knows I bounce from show to show
to show.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
But this show they were not let me go.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
You even see on my live video, I say, and
I'm trying to get out of and I see this
a little girl and.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I'm like, oh, what's up? You want to tell me?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Because her and her girlfriend were talking to me about
stuff that they had and how cool it was.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Just you never know who you're gonna meet.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Listen, but it's just good. You have to do that.
You can't, you can't.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
That's why I'm sore, right, That's why I can never
make commitments. There's only one commitment I can really a
couple I can really make if you got me in
your car ready, and we're going to the commitment to
the show, or I'm at Jeep Invasion for four days.
I'm at Gasket Goons because I'm paying to put my
(09:19):
car in this show. And the other is the Mgunge
and then Grange Fair.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
And they somebody told me their car show to Gasket Goons.
They're only having nineteen sixty nine and older.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
No, hold on, Oh yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I
think lay oldered right there.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
You got people that are buying new cars and taking
them to these shows. Why you know what I mean,
why the purpose of a car show is to build
it yourself, take it there and look for something unique.
You know what I meant to go. Spend seventy eighty
grands on a car and you take it to.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
A car show because they can.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I fuck that, Like I would walk right past that car.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
See, I'm like, I'm glad that you said that because
one of the car shows and I stopped going to it,
and then I went back last year and it was different,
so I'm happy.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I revisited it. But what they did is they were
putting old cars like the fifties next to a twenty
and twenty four.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, why would you you know, Corvette?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, shut up me, but listen your stupid corvettes.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, but I just you know, our shows are for
old cars. Did you know you restore or make it
your own or whatever? You know what I mean, that's
the fun part.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Well, that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I'm not doing anything to mine and actually because I
want to learn and really know about my sixty sixty twenty,
I took all the plywood out of the bed so
there's nothing there, and everyone's like, oh, what are you
gonna do?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
And I said, I'm taking the show just like that.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Oh yeah, And then Dave suggested, which I think is
a good idea. And I've seen people the whole license
plate thing in nineteen sixty six, ninety and ninety three,
because that's all the years.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Yeah, we were all born. So but I gotta get
it going, and it's gotta have.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Breaks, we gotta have brakes on it first.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
I'm telling you, rich I was so excited I got
the alternator on. It's working, and I'm so excited. I'm
going to go out.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
And as I start to go, I go to you know,
to stop, and it ain't happening.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
So I like go up on my lawn.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
M yeah, I know. When I pulled in, I'm like,
who parks their truck across the entrance to her driveway sideway?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
I was trying.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I'm like trying, and that's a heavy truck too, So.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I pushed that out. I pushed that out of the
garage by myself. I'm pushing it. I'm going over and
grabbing the steering.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Wheel pushing it.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Steering wheel pushing it, And I was like, fuck it,
this thing is like a billion pounds.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Right, and it's got a big steering wheel.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
It ain't you know no, and it's not power steering.
It's like, yeah, which I didn't grow up like that.
You did? Yeah, you know it's crazy. That's all right.
I think we should make what do you think?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
What? Let me let's call Johnson. Johnson. You got their number.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Well, I'm gonna tell you something about these motherfuckers. For
the hell are Michael? Oh my gosh, Rich you.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Lost your your phone?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
This is just h.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
M She's lost everything today. I left, she broke the microphone.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
I legitimately just had them.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Did you stick them down your crotch? Your pants? No?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I checked it all right, Here we go right over crotch.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
It's like the grain can No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
In your thirties. That ship was like a suction cup.
Not now, unfortunately it is.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I've had people complain, Oh, it's like girls, get that
ship done to themselves, you know what I mean? And
like the fuck out of.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Here, I'm gonna throw a dime pick that dime up.
I had somebody I can't.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
No, it's not that.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
It's somebody was telling me how somebody actually took their
whole fist and their arm and.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Stuck it up someone's cakuchi. How was that even? Is
that even possible?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
I don't know either, But.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Baby Hanes, No, they said, baby, they sure can go
back in.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
No, they said it was like like a mint pro.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
No, try with a boxing glove. Run away. If you're
gonna if you're gonna fish some girl with a boxing glove,
you got the wrong girl.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Oh my gosh, I can't. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
This is what we're gonna do, considering our phone doesn't work, Rich,
We're gonna.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
We're gonna.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Oh, I think I just sold that hard top. Okay,
I'm gonna call who are we gonna call?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
You?
Speaker 3 (14:40):
You talk? I'm tired of talking.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Well, I want to call Johnson. Johnson, We got Kenny.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Do you wanna.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
As you can hear from that?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
He just hit me up.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Davey said, my brother in law, Kevin is dropping off
chuck load of scrap. You want to call him, dave
You talk to him? No, you fucking suck alone. Obviously
he's not. He's getting hold of me's saying he's dropping off.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Scrap. Yeah. Let me let me just tell you something.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Right now, we are calling motherfucking Johnson and Johnson, and
I want to this is the funniest shit I'm gonna
say really quick.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
I was They were down at Asbury Park on.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
The boardwalk at the convention center. So anyone who knows
me knows I've been into Johnson and Johnson since forever,
like powder, because if you put powder down there, like
you don't sweat and you smell good, Like I'm really into,
like you know, I love Johnson and Johnson.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
And then they're like, oh, he keeps cancer.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I'm like, really, motherfucker, because I've been using it all
these years. I'll see no cancer happening down there. But
so I'm obsessed. So I go in and they're having
a convention Johnson, Johnson and Johnson. I slipped in baby powder.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Listen, I'm just slipped in there.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Rich acted like I was part of the crowd because
the way I was dressed.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
They didn't see anything. I get into the.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Main room and I said, I look around, I don't
see anything. Go excuse me, Joe samples of baby powder.
She's like, no, this is a meeting on the thing,
and I'm like, I just want to tell you how
much I love your baby powder. Before they were like,
get the fuck out of here, so I left.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
So here, we're gonna call Johnson and Johnson.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Let's do it. Let's do it. But she will kind
of clown we get from this mm hmmm.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
So we'd look at my skin. It's so beat up.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
So many these people are up tight. I'm hoping I
get an uptight somebody who answers the phone.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
I'm going to tell you something.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
The last one we did for the massage Parlors, I
never laughed so hard with you.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
You fucking slay me. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
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Speaker 2 (17:15):
And carries the We don't care about that. We want
to have somebody, probably English, but.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
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line of advance.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
It's specifically designed for weeds and blisters.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I feel bandages, I.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Just says customers advantage.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
That's that's why we want process.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
The bandage help prevents the formation of the We fucking
know that. Just get me some baby powder. Bitch water bandage.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
With a dual action.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I I got a cut on my nutsack. What kind
of band ha you got for that?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Call for quality purposes?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
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Speaker 4 (18:15):
See my wife has a stinky CROs customer care experience.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
It's kind of really stinky satisfashions.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Today'll be following you recall if you'd like to participate,
just the line after the care specialist has ended.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Call. Yeah, I need a care special.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Connected to the survey.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Hi, thank you my calling.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
My question?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
My name is Sin.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
What's your name? What's your name again?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
My name is Aina. I am a I did you
say China?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Okay, okay, listen. I don't know if you can help
me or not. My wife has okay, my wife has
as general warts, and I want to know if you
get any cream for that?
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Oh a cream for what?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Vagina warts? You know, like plussy warts? Do you got
anything for that?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Excuse me? Do you sell vagina?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Watched w A R t X S warts works like bumps?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
I understand what I'm.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Good because it's it's like it's like when I go
in or it's like I'm sticking it in the bee hive.
So I need help. Okay, Yeah, I need to have this.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Let me have your.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Number, my code number for four eight six seven oh
phone number host host seven four eight nine four two
six seven yes, oh seven. Listen Onnie, I just need some.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Excuse me.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I'm sorry, I'm his wife. Okay, So here's the problem.
My under You know, my vagina area smells, so I'm
looking for something like powder.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
I like need powder.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I try to power and every time I've been going places,
they are not selling it. And I am one hundred
percent into Johnson and Johnson's baby powder. It helps with
swamp ass, stinky vagina like everything.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah, it's it's, it's but it can't be Already.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I can't hear. I can't really hear your wife.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
But then again, give me a general or you should have.
I tried powerwashing that bitch and it didn't work. So, uh,
a doctor can't help me. They recommended you people, So
you're the expert. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Right, Just we're just like a representing company for help prod.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
But did you grud expert? Okay, okay, but listen now,
I understand what you're saying. But when I go down
on her and I come up, I smell like a crab.
You know what I mean? What the fuck you're like,
like you ever go fishing and you get a bucket
(21:55):
full of minnows? That's what the fucking smells like.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
On Stop telling, Stop telling the Johnson and Johnson woman about.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
I can't help it if you smell like fish, you
know what I mean, like like Barnegat, babe bade fish,
you know what I mean? Fuck?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
All right, man, we're just gonna how about this. Yeah,
I'm gonna go to my guy to collegist.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah, well how about this? Maybe you can help me
with my thing. Okay, you're Johnson and Johnson. How do
I get my Johnson hard? Can you help me with that? No?
Johnson hard? Hard, like you know, like my penis hard?
(22:46):
You give massages while we're right at Fuck it. She
was awesome. She kept going her name was Vagina. She's like,
did she.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Take it on Garda Colleges?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yeah? Yeah, I haven't told her. I powerwashed that bitch.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Can you get Mike Johnson hard?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
That was so awesome? You want to call Roman.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Has or do Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Do you want to call Roman?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
And I'm sorry everybody, we cannot connect for whatever reason.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
This sucks? Balls?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
What did they make Oh.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
No, let me say, Roman, what is that really? Oh,
it's like a jet place there. It's really for you
to work there.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
At no, no, no, no, for you to work there,
you have to be really.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Smart lockhaton Martin or something. That's it. That's call them motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
They make aplanes.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Yeah, yeah, that's all right. This is so upsetting me
that this isn't all right. Lockkeep Martin.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
You probably I don't know what time that he's dropping
off his stuff either the scrap because we're like closing
in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
How do you spell Lockheed?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I went to cat from school.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Oh, here we go, Lockheed Martin careers.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
No customer service, motherfuckers.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
They don't have a How do you not? How do
you do? You remember back in the day you could
call anyone, and now you can't listen.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Back in the day, there was a phone number so
you can call and get the time.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Was shut up.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yes, that's cool. You know the house phone now obviously,
and they would give you the time.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Wow, mm hmm, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
You can't even get a hold of Lockheed Martin whatever
the fuck they're called.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
What listen you get? You get kids? Now? If you
get a regular clock and you put it on the wall,
they can't tell time.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Can we talk about that unless it's digital?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah, they can't. They can't tell time.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
That's insane. How do you know?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Did you tell somebody to tell them to have time
and they didn't?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah? I looked at it. It had a clock up
on the wall and it had, you know, to Haint
the numbers and all not digital. I said, what time
is it? I don't know how to use that read it?
We don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
All right, here we go, Haints, all right, Haint?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
What who is this?
Speaker 3 (25:54):
It's Haines.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
It's Hain't Haines underwear on your rich Haines underwear.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah, we're gonna call them, all right, okay for thirteen.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Let's see if they answer. They'll probably put you through
the prompts too. Nobody answers the phone. You gotta go
through a computer.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
First, down on the pharm.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Okay, here we go. Okay, let's see if it rings.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Probably not? Nothing? Is it working?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Mhm? I swear, I'm telling.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Look at it. You dialing this phone.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
I'm telling.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
We represent you're you're hitting the numbers. Hi?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Is this Hans company? Haines companies. Yes, yes, do you
sell underwear? We don't.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
We don't have any affiliation to Haines Brands companies.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
It so you don't have underwear for my husband. He's
got a huge, huge cock. I mean, how do I
get ahold of hands? Because I need him to have
some underwear.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Yeah, Haines Brands is.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
What you need to be googling.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
This is Haines Companies. But what do you do at
Haines Company?
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Do you give?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
But isn't that like underwear? So when you do the underwear,
you can make sure that it's like bigger, like cut
it bigger, just don't make it is.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Yeah, my problem is an account Okay, of course Mike
Johnson hangs out when I ride my ten speed. I
can't you know they need to be bigger. Do you
have anybody like they're like it? Does that? There?
Speaker 3 (28:38):
I guess you didn't like us, that's what?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Who? Who did you?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
They have no idea that it was Hanes and Haynes.
Let's try.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Rob's probably like a lawyer's firm.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
All right, we got two more minutes because we got
to do one more so I can you can all right?
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Here we go eight hundred four nine three. It doesn't
ey this this is this is listen.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
I can't believe that person picked up.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Either kind I like, dude, I was like really super stoked.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
The only ones that pick up are massage powers. Could
you imagine massage Power giving you imprompts for English press
one for Chinese press story, no fort for a heavy set,
press four.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
No arms, press five, that's you.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
You give me somebody that's blind.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Yeah, idre go for that one. That's fucking awesome. All right,
let's just find you know what.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I'm just gonna call eight hundred numbers, eight hundred customer,
eight hundreds Flowers dot com.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
All right, that will work.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Okay, right here we go.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
I'm gonna do a plug for them one eight hundred
mm s l O w.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
R s.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
For those who were doing brail. That's Flowers for calling
one eight hundred Flowers dot com. Again with the prop.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Tell them that you want to give me black roses
because you found out I was cheated.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
You know where I'm going with it?
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Made until eight pm and your.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Quick help tip them my orders. Hubs, Please stay on
the line as our system consists.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
You just like an agent. Okay, how can I help
you today?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Speak to our representative, all right, and to get.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
You to the right place. Please tell me what you're
calling about.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Flowers?
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Okay, okay, one moment while I connect you to an
agent who helped with placing an order.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Please stay on the line while I transfer your call.
Please receive a survey by email regarding your experience today.
I don't want no survey.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Us and celebrate is.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
That's the heart of what we and we're ready to
help youers dot com. Come on, get on with.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Writing.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
This is enough to make can who's this Rod? Yes? Okay,
how are you doing? Rod? I want to order can
my old lady three three dozen of black long stem roses.
(32:11):
Here's why. Here's why. She cheated on me with a
black guy with a long black cock. So I'm getting
her long black roses. Now. Could you help me out here? Okay,
don't for me to check if we do have, you know,
(32:31):
a long black cock. What do you got to check? Bro,
you're a flower shop. Give me some goddamn flowers. Okay,
I need long black roses. What is the problem? Okay?
Now the color have a black and a bun? Checking here?
So we don't have a black rose, but we have
(32:53):
long stem those deaths that we can set the ears
and the color.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
That we have read.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Right, my dick is red. I'm looking for black. Okay,
I need well see, this is ain't helping me because
she slept with a black guy. So she's getting black roses,
long stem because he's got a long cock. And I'm
really jealous. So I need long stem, black fucking roses. Now,
(33:23):
can you help me out or not?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Yes, we don't.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
We don't have a Listen here, Rod, your name's Rod.
Your name's Rod. You ain't got no Rodney King Jesus Christ,
you're listen. I'm calling the Better Business Bureau. You people suck.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
You know, did try though?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah? He tried. He didn't crack up.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
No, he was actually really good. I'm impressed by.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
If if somebody had called me for I was first,
I would have started laughing. Then I would have said,
ditch that bitch me. You ain't buying her nothing, bro,
I'm going to save you some money, you know, put
her in the trunk of your car. I take her somewhere.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I was gonna say when you said red, because people
say this, listen, this is whatever. When I hear out there,
but they say that's Asian, Asian red, I think, or
maybe that's not. I don't fucking know. Somebody said something
like that, is it red?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Then I don't know yellow what.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
I'm white and I'm Italian, so I get really dark.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
And with that mm hmm. Next episode, hold on, come back.
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