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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard BARBIEES podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
This is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to twenty twenty
five and I am here with my co host Rich.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Everyone, what that's Rich?

Speaker 4 (00:40):
He disappeared for like three weeks, so forget So if
this is.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
The first time you're listening, I am the owner of
a nine acre complete you pull it yard. Please check
out my website Junkyard Barbie dot com. I'm located in Marsville, Pennsylvania.
On the website you'll see all of my social media
and there's also a table on there for sell your vehicles.
I buy vehicles seven days a week, no matter what condition,

(01:10):
and I pay what I say. So just fill out
the form. We'll get a hold of you or you
can you know, give us a call and helps everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
And you pick it up for free.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yes, yes, I do, no matter where it is. The
price changes depending.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
But depending on if the vehicle's being true to what
they say you're not. Yes, I get it, but you'll
pick it up from somebody's house. Yes, so they don't
have to worry about corn tow truck YEP.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
We have a very reputable toe company. So yeah, it's
very good. Everyone's insured, I'm matured. All the PaperWorks sent
to the state, which a lot of people. I'd five
people come in on last Saturday and they found out
not only from Google but from Facebook book so Facebook,
and they liked the idea of me keeping the cars.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
It's getting better and better on that.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, it was especially in the summer. Yeah, he's classic cars.
Car shows, there were any parts yep, Oh, I get it.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I never knew that until I went to like a
lot of car shows last year that people that had
nineteen sixties or even fifties were putting like seventies and
eighties in their cars.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Upgraden, you know what I mean. So it works out.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I think that's I think that's kind of cool. We
got a lot of stuff going on this year.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah. Just the toe company that you use, is she
changed your name. We steal it on the side of
the truck. Is not a good look.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
That's he's only kidding.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
That's up it says.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
That's not what it says, But that actually is pretty good.
That company is in Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
New York, Trenton, New Jersey, but also big animal advocate.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
So with that we are.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Going to.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Because I haven't done this in so long. Oh my gosh,
here it is. No, that's not the end. Hold on,
I am looking im. Oh, here we go.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yes, Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
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Speaker 4 (03:45):
Saving a life.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
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If you can't adopt right now, you can still make
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Speaker 4 (03:58):
Your local shelter.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Together, we can ensure every animal finds a loving home.
Visit your local animal rescue today and let the love begin. Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer,
share people's posts, Be a hero for those who need
it most.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Your new best friend is waiting. Also, please spay, please neoter,
please microchip.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Stop reading and anything well, I want to.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Tell you something, hear something exciting.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Just I want everybody to know where we've been for
the past three weeks. Hold one ahead, here we go.
We're just finishing up the last batch of weed cookies.
That's why she can't don't.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
I don't do.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Some sober but that's rich. I we're just saying that
I have over I would say my s ten bed
is what like six foot? I'm six and a half. Well,
my sixty six is what eight eight? Do you know

(05:16):
that I got more stuff that I filled in eight
foot bed with all the stuff I've decided I am
next week half is going to act Philly. The other
half is going to Trent and shelter. And I made
three hundred and eighty dollars and I've already pledged some
money to some of the dogs to keep them going.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
That's awesome. And listen, and now it's cold dog blankets. Yep,
you know what I mean. It don't matter if they fit,
you know, I mean, if they're too big, don't wear them.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Well you know it too.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Go out and buy straw because I bought a bunch
of straw for the the cats.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Straw. We'll keep them insulated. I use it. I do
on it every fucking night.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Isn't that where they got that. Don't let the bed
bugs bite? Is that from straw?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
No, they came from her sister. I can't.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
I mean, it's just we got to give her name.
We've got cardboard Chrissy.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
I got a few names for it.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Let's name let's name her.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Listen. I came home from one day. One day, I
come home bike, I get off of it, I look
up and I have these big windows on the third floor.
Open up. There's her clothes hanging out on my roof,
a blanket bras. I'm like, what the what I lost
my get them close off my room? Yeah, I should

(06:56):
close that window.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
We want to push her off the roof.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Listen. I used sheet rocks crews to close the windows
because she kept Oh.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
My gosh, that's right, I remember.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
That she kept opening them.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
We're going to talk about because everyone's like, oh, do
you have like topics we're going to talk about today.
Obviously about the jeep yard, which okay, I've been doing
pretty good on, but we're going to talk about why
people especially like you. You're going to be doing a
lot of the car shows this year, right and and

(07:33):
the bike shows. So I know there's an Alan town one,
So why don't you tell me about it, because I'm
not really familiar.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
This will be my first year.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Actually. The one up in Allentown is pretty cool. It's
right across the street from the farmers Market. You go
in there, it's actually a bike show. Okay, a lot
of bikes.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Like from any any error okay, a lot.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Of old ones. Uh. They usually raffle at least one off.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Really.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yes, when you go in there. As soon as you
go in to the right, there is a huge uh
swap part of parts that you could so a swap beat.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
So if I have motorcycle parts in my yard, can
I go down?

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Do you have to?

Speaker 2 (08:21):
You got a register? Okay, But if you if you
can't find it there, my guess is you're gonna have
a hard time finding it.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Really.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Uh, there's thousands of parts from old, old stuff, you
know what I mean. And then later on in the
day they have quarter midgets racing inside.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
You know what I think I saw.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
It's bad ass, it is, and then it's it fills up.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
It's quarter midgets. I thought it was just flat flat track.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
No, it's inside.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Well that's what I heard though, But is it a
flat track?

Speaker 2 (08:59):
No? You can call it.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
That was no. I thought it was bikes. Bikes though, No,
there these are get out it's your favorite and they
go whipping around.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
And it's bad ass, you know what I mean. It's
they're sliding on it.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
You know, I forgot you're the courter midget guy.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, and it's it's a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
If people were watching this right now, you're like sitting
here like beaming from there.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
I like I like watching kids out. They have fun.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, they have no fear, zero none. Neither do I
did you see me ripping around? Oh my barbiejeep. They
had me tied to a car. Did you see that? No,
here's me first. They put me on a goat on
one of my little go carts. I saw this ship.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
I saw that.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Yeah, fuck that ship.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
I'm like this, this pussy ass crap is not going
fast enough.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Go get the car. I'm going all over the place.
It was awesome.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Na I listen, Everyone's like.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Be careful year old, but I'm not.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
I had a friend Do I know them? Yes, you
know him very well. He's deceased now. But we were
somewhere and I said to him go to bed. He
was like, no, I want to see what's going on.
I said, well, knock yourself out. I'm going to bed.
So I went into my tent and I hear all

(10:25):
this noise. I'm like, you know what, I can't leave
the mouse there by himself getting in trouble too late.
They had him tied to the front of a golf cart.
He was standing on the bumpers, hands were tied like
Jesus on the cross. And they were using him for
the horn.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
What. Yes, he was pretending he was a horn.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, and they were screaming at him. So beep beep, motherfucker,
that's what we're doing.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
And did he want to do it or no?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
He didn't have choice. When I tell you there was
no lights. I ain't kidding. And there's people walking.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
Oh my gosh. Were they hitting in the people?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
No, he was a good horn.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Oh my god, are you serious?

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Rich? And when they came back, I.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Was like, you should have went to bed.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Could you want to tie him please? We're not done
with them yet. I'm like, all right, I'm going back
to my.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (11:27):
I never heard that one. Oh, listen, there's many. When
I got out of my tent the next morning, I'm
looking around. It's dead quiet. But there's this golf cart
that doesn't belong to us. Okay, it's on its roof
and its crushed.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
What how did he get on a roof?

Speaker 2 (11:49):
They were jumping stuff.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
With Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
The first thing I did was I went to my
buddy's tent. I said, yo, yo, are you winning? Yeah,
you're one piece, he said, I should have listened to you.
I'm like, okay, never mind.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
When you want to find out, Yeah, he fucked.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Around, find out he found out all right.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Oh my gosh, I never heard that story.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
I'd like to hear that you have the best stories,
because there's so many stories he has told me. And
then there is trilli more that I have never heard,
never like my cousin knows because he's a guy talking
to you know what I mean. And then my cousin
would tell me the abs and I'd be like.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Are you fucking kidding me?

Speaker 2 (12:36):
I gave him he's funny, and listen, I could I
could tell you he was so.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
He was crazy.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
I gave him a gun, right, and I said, listen,
I need you to put this away because if they
come to my house, they can't find it. So he said, okay,
all right. A year goes by. I said, yo, I
need that back. He said, I forget where I buried. Like,

(13:05):
what did.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
You do that.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
One? So I get a shovel and we're digging up
his backyard. Look it looked like nine million golfer holes.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yes? So finally we destroyed his backyard book. We find it, okay, unusable.
It had so much mud. He buried it so deep
it was like in a crook bed.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Put on, do you mean he didn't wrap it? He
just threw it in, just threw why because he was
scared of that from Oh my gosh, we pulled it out.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
I'm like, are you not? This is like a fifty
eight rambler. Now get rid of it. Take it.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
B gosh. I can't believe even I would know to
wrap it. Man, he just he just I'd have it
wrapped up over and over. No, I'm just scared.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
He just dug a hole, pop it in.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
High.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah, it was always high.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Oh my gosh, hold on, we're talking about Yes, okay,
I thought we were talking about. No, listen, he's another one,
but no, okay, so hold on for a second.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Was the one they were using for a horn.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yes, okay, because I thought if it was my brother,
then I'm like, there ain't no fucking way that ship's
going down. No, okay, that's what I was like. What No, No,
that Now that's even that's even funnier.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
He was always high, Oh my god, really constantly.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Well that wouldn't have worked out. Constantly I would have
got him sober.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Okay, listen, our friend Sale, we were in a bar
and he was sober. Okay. So we're in a bar
and he's sitting down at the bar and I'm standing
beside him, and there's a bunch of people in there,

(15:04):
and everybody's talking, but I'm paying attention. So the guy
next to Sal orders a shot. Right, I didn't hear
what Sal said that he wanted here. He ordered a
shot of Coca cola. I didn't know, so I thought
they were both going to do a shot. So when sad,

(15:26):
when he got the shot in his hand, yeah, when
he went lifted, I smacked it out of his hand.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
What's he like? What the buck?

Speaker 2 (15:34):
What the fuck are you doing? I said, you can't
have that.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
That was awesome.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Now you can't have that, And he said, you need
to give me twenty bucks. I said there was a
shot of little Coca Cola. I'm not giving you twenty
dollars for that shot. What are you nuts?

Speaker 4 (15:51):
And you gave it to him, didn't you. I had
to fuck it, right, I know those rules.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, I had to.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Well you didn't answer the phone. I don't care who
you're fucking my money. Oh my god, that is so
fucking no, that's so funny.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
We're gonna talk about something after that too, because I
still can't find.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
His card, are you kidding? And it's gotta be here.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
I don't have it. It flew out the window. And
I know that you have.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
I know that you have it somewhere in the house
because I got If it's not hanging up on that
fucking Sobriety's over there group thing, I'm gonna lose a
fucking shit because I was sitting there the other day
and I'm looking up and I'm like, I'm looking at
George's of fence because he died and everything, and and
I'm like Sal needs to be right the fuck there.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
Yeah, and he's not. Look I look bullshit, you said
you did.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Listen.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
I can't find I know, I know Junior has to
have it.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
I got a picture of him on his bike giving
me the finger. Somebody took a picture of it. I
was riding beside him and he gave me a finger.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
Oh my gosh, that's right. I want to picture.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
And then on the bottom of the picture he says,
I'm done with you. You know what I mean. So
that's hanging up. That one's hanging up. But I gonna
look all right.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
I want a picture of that one, and then I'll
give you a copy of mine.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Okay, I love that picture.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Oh my god, that's awesome. That's awesome. Listen, I can
tell you some stories about this guy.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
Oh my gosh. We're gonna leave that for another time.
We gotta talk.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
We're talking about motorcycles. You're a motorcycle guy. I guess
that's what we're talking about. Yeah, it's all about motorcycles.
Can I just say something really quick? I got my
dirt bike back. It's all fixed.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
I know it's fixed to daves.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
I know.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
I'm like Super super Circles Princeton Cycles. Yeah, I'm ready
to rip and roar on it.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Oh god, I'm driving. He was ahead of me. I
was in the back.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
We put it in the back of my s ten
and this guy pulls up in this Harley right next
to me. He looks over right and I'm like okay,
and he like gives me thumbs up.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
I guess that's right.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
I was like, yeah, what's up?

Speaker 2 (18:10):
That's right?

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Yeah, I thought that was pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Two wheels.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
I don't care, no, And I think when they saw
like it was a girl with a dirt blake, I
think that. I don't know, okay, because you ride, what
do you think is cooler? If you were to see
a girl like on our dr Z four hundred like
I had.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
We're a girl on a chopper?

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Okay? Interesting? And why that bitch can't ride dirt?

Speaker 2 (18:42):
No, listen, listen. There's some women out there that got
bigger bikes than me. And I'm like, yeah, I ain't
fucking with that. A girl, god, a woman on a Harley,
she got a ship together, she does number one. They're expensive, okay,

(19:04):
so and she knows how to handle it. Like if
you watch them the way they hit turns and they're big.
Some of them are big bikes.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Man, I won't get on them. Call me a pussile
care and if.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
That boy pounds so you're talking a bagger. Yeah you're
over nine.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
See, and I think that's the whole thing. They're just
so well, it doesn't matter. There's little girls that ride
all that shit. I'm just I'm just not into it.
Like I just like the dirt more. It's more my thing.
Or the jiant bikes flying.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
There's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
But I see those girls.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
There was one time it was the oh when they
used to have the toys for Todds down on Delaware Avenue. Remember, yeah,
every but this is back and everybody would come like
sound all them. I remember we parked our cars along there.
Someone comes along It's like.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
You know how to park here?

Speaker 1 (19:58):
And I'm like what. He's like, You're not allowed to
park there. I said, I'm calling my big brother, I.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
Said, and I was saying his name and he was like, yeah, yees.
So I called my big brother. I'm not going they're
telling me I.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Have to move. I'm not moving.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
He goes, love your kid, move, I'm like, goes, okay.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
But I'm sitting there.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
And there was a girl that used to work for
us at the restaurant beautiful. Oh my gosh, you believe
I can't. I'm having a brain fart. On her name, gorgeous,
nicest girl you could ever. She's a big girl, long
line here, And all of a sudden, I'm standing there
and I'm watching everybody, and I hear she's with all
these other badass bitches and she's got like the apangers

(20:43):
like and it's like Michelle.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
And I'm like, oh my gosh, I'm shut the fuck up.
Is hard corey.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
She was hot as shit on that bike because she's
sexy to begin.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
With, so it was. And listen, here's the thing. Sometimes
I'm in my truck right and I don't go down
the highway or whatever. I'm listening to the radio, whatever,
and then the rice bikes go by you at well
over one hundred, yeah, and you can't hear them coming.
You can't when they when they go buy you, they're

(21:20):
on godly left. And then by then you're like, what
the fuck scares the shit out of you? With Harley's
sounds like thunder, you can hear it coming.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
See, Dave's bike isn't even like that.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
But when you're in a pack of one hundred, it's
like that.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Really, Yes, I'll tell we used to because of the
guy Joe that he used to go out with same thing.
We would be flying on ninety five. Okay, I can't
say that. I wasn't part of that. And they do
wheelise and go and buy if it. But I would
get angry and yell at people because I said to people,

(21:59):
I understand, and.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
There's people out here.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
You're gonna fucking spook out and they're going to run
you over, sure, and then they have to live without
the rest of their lives and you're dead. I mean,
that's just a jerk off thing to do. But I
did it when I was younger, and.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
I get it. I get it. You see the hole
climes going, we love those rich going into the hill climbs. Okay,
you're coming up. There's a crest of the road to
get to the hill climbs. Hill climbs is actually down
in the gully. Okay before you turn in.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
Oh my gosh, it is, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Yes, Yeah, So when you get to the top of
that hill, before you come down the hill to pulling
that hill climbs, there's a light there.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
So the trick is everybody shuts the motorcycles off. Everybody.
When the light turns green, you just push to get
you over and that a hill. Everybody's coasting now down
that hill?

Speaker 4 (23:01):
Really? Is that why? I don't ever hear anybody correct?
Oh my gosh, that's kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Okay, yeah, well we do that for a reason because
yeah that cool. Yeah. Yeah, Well the police don't take
its cool in it. You got a bunch of people
rolling up on land. Yeah, they didn't hear coming.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Okay, all right, well I thought that.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Okay, Yeah, I'm a little naive.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
That's okay. I'd like to be a naive.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
That's okay, that's all right.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Well, we we are going to go out on the
road that we have a lot of things coming up,
Like you said, We're gonna go to Allantown they have
I'm gonna be at the motorcycle running motorcycle thing on
the eighteenth.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
I think I think there's one in Atlantic City.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Also, is that for bikes?

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah, I'm not I gotta look, I have to I
don't know if a paste already, I don't think it did.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
They used to have one.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
They used to have one in Asbury Park in the
convention Center.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
I went to that one.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yeah, I went to that one. My pictures on the internet,
Oh I saw is this a family reunion. Yeah, I
keep walking home. Fuck out of here. Oh man, oh
like this shut up. Yes, yes, I had a broken neck.

(24:38):
I'm like, what, oh my gosh, yeah, it's this sweet,
this sweet older black woman. Well, we were walking towards
the convention center for like the fourth time, okay, because
there was nothing else to do, and it was on
godly hot, and she was walking past us and she said,

(25:02):
is this a family reunion? I was like, oh god, Well,
when you went past offs, she took a picture and
it wound up on the internet for like the paste
fifteen years.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Hold on for a second. So that woman took that picture.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yes, yes, I don't know who she was. She was
an older black woman, sweet sweet, and that's what she said,
is this a family reunion. I'm like, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
That is so sweet, and all of a sudden parent
you are.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, miss sweetness eighty years old? Puts it on the
freaking internet.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Tell me that is like, that is so awesome.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Now, that's that's how that picture wound up.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
Did not I did not know that. Somebody said, oh
so and.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
So so yeah, and he looked at he's beside me. Yeah,
but everybody that is in that picture is going except.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
For me dead.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yes, Oh my gosh, isn't that sad?

Speaker 2 (26:01):
It is sad every time I see it, Like I
look at something and that and like it comes up.
I'm like, I gotta keep.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Scrolling, you know what it's.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I don't know if you want to talk about something
that it had happened, I think I don't know. Someone
said to me, Michelle, are you going to ride on
the road this year? And I said absolutely not. And
they said, well, why are you okay with riding on
the back and not riding? And I was like, I'm
not going to be riding on the back all that much.

(26:32):
I just I just find it fun sometimes, you know.
I mean I don't get the half helmets, to be honest,
because I did all the dirt and stuff. But it
is so fucking dangerous. And it's not just other cars, no,
it's listen, there's so many different Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Going to taste them and you're gonna think I'm MutS
when you're on the highway like five for an example, Okay,
ninety five, seventy six blue Roots, they're dangerous. They're just dangerous.
The motorcycles dangerous. But if you know what you're doing,

(27:13):
it becomes fun now. Now this is what I was told,
And I was like, no fucking way, But they were right.
The faster you go, the safer you are.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
Yes, I did hear that as well. Fact I was
told that that's a fact.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Okay. True, you can get between vehicles faster than they
could ever move the reflexes. Okay, that's a fact. So, uh,
if you need to get out, you need you need
to have an exit plane, both sides of you, if

(27:54):
something's going on in front of you or something's going
on behind you. Okay, you need to have an exit plan.
And every when you're riding, once you figure out your
exit plan, you're good. You're good whether you're going one
hundred seventy, one hundred and ten. You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
It's how how fast?

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Listen when you come off a bike okay, and that's
happened to me. When you come off a motorcycle, you're
either going to live or die. Okay. So if you
come off your bike and you live, here's the problem.
Now you're worrying about getting run over by another vehicle.

(28:36):
That that is one hundred percent fact?

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Do you think that alles?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yes? Okay? When I when I came off mine. I
thought I was underneath the car that hit me, okay,
because I couldn't see. I couldn't see, so when I
stopped rolling right and I landed, and I'm laying in
the middle of the highway. That's what I told somebody.

(29:04):
Not I can't move, Not I'm bleeding.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Not.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Uh, you know, my pants are off, like.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
That was your helmets still on?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Yeah, my helmet was stolen. Half my pants were going
from the road rash. Yeah, it's just but what I
said was don't let me get hit again. And they
said we got you. Because that was my only thought,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Yeah, And I watched my bike go over over top
of me, upside down, So you know that that's your thought.
You know, if you're not killed, that has to be
your next door Holy shit. I never yeah, it has
to be. I never have heard that. Yeah. I don't
want to get run over again. That's that's it. You know,
if you if you, if you're lucky enough to survive it,

(29:51):
you're gonna be fucked up. Without doubt, you were up. Yeah, yeah,
but you know the fuck that's part of it. That Yes,
they're dangerous, dangerous, they are absolutely dangerous.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
So I like that you said that because I think
a lot of times people get on there, especially when
we're young, and.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
They think they're invincible.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
They're all invincible. They think they are listen until they crash. Yeah,
and it's going to happen. It happens everybody, It really does.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
It's not what they say, it's not. No, here's what
they say, if you're gonna fall, it's there's two.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Types of riders. Ones that have crashed, one who haven't
crashed yet.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
I've crashed many a time listen, but.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Not on not on the road, actually on the dirt,
and I fucked myself up pretty good a couple of times,
like Blake falling on me.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
It ain't fun. It's not fun. But what happens you
get back on anyway? Yeah, okay, because there's a sense
of freedom that you can't get I'll agree. So you're
not thinking anything except riding, that's it. But while you're riding,
you're focused. Yes, you have to absolutely have focus. Yeah,

(31:16):
So that's part of it, that's part of the adrenaline.
You're paying absolutely every second you're moving, you're paying attention.
All right, Is there a hole? Is there a glass?
Is there something coming off a car from the other
side that might hit me.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Now here's the question.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
You put your foot out if you see a hole, right,
so that the people behind Yeah, all right, I'm just
saying that for people.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Yeah, yeah, Now that that's what If you see anybody
doing that, if they're two bikes or more, you'll see
somebody do that because there's a hole orders an object.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Now, now I have a question for you because we
were talking. I was talking to somebody and I said, hey,
you know, this year, you can go ride in with
a bunch of you know, people and stuff, you have fun.
And they were kind of like, very weird about the
way this one person rides. And I said, yeah, but

(32:13):
if you're going with a bunch of people, I'm assuming
that everybody decides on how fast you're going to go.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Here's where you're gonna be. It depends. Here's what it does.
Here's what it does. If somebody, If if there's a
group of people, right, and somebody's leading that group of people, okay,
and they don't give a shit about you, then they're
going to ride up to their skill level, not yours.

(32:42):
Yours might be different than nurse. This might be less
than nurse. If if they don't recognize that, then they
shouldn't be taking you over your comfort zone.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
So the person who's I'm sorry because I'm trying to
if anybody's listening, Yeah, if the person so that's leading it,
saying okay, we're going to go out today, I'm in front,
does he give rules and stuff like, hey, this is
all the fast we're going to go. You can't just
take off. You have to stay information I don't. It

(33:14):
depends on like a casual ride with a bunch of
if you're just talking about a bunch of citizens.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Whoever, they say, Okay, you know, hey, Jeff job, let's go.
You're going to ride up front today. We're going to
McDonald at four a m. Or whatever. Okay, so pig mac. Yeah,
so Jeff should say all right, listen Fred, all right, Biff,

(33:48):
how about Beff? Okay? Okay, So Biff is going to say,
I got a friend named Beff. So Biff will say,
all right, we're going to McDonald's. Ball I'm not I'm
not going over this be limit okay, or I'll do
sixty five no more?

Speaker 4 (34:06):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
So then everybody's comfortable. Everybody knows. But if Biff decides
he's going to do one hundred and ten and somebody
somebody else in that that citizen back and't comfortable doing that,
and they try to match Biff's riding ability.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
You're going to die, all right.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
So so he needs to back down and realize who
who can ride like that? Okay?

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Okay, So he can't just decide I'm trying to figure
this out.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Here's why. Because the guy who's in the front is
really supposed to be taking care of everybody behind them,
and if he acts like that, me I would ride
up beside him kick him off his fucking bike, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (34:53):
No, man, well, I just not okay because this one person,
she's not sure.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Yeah, everybody has a different comfort level depending upon the
riding skill.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
And how you get up to those speeds is gradually,
so your confidence goes up and you then at that
point as you as you go faster, you get to
know your bike better. Okay, you know what I mean.
So yeah, just different.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah, I was just I was just wondering. I know,
the first time I went out with a bunch of people.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
They had me. There was someone in the front.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
I guess you know, I'll stagger whatever, and I was
the last to the back.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
That's perfect, the back.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
The back guy Rich I missed so much. He was
in in Vietnam. He worked for me for a while.
He was in Vietnam. One of those guys that jumps
out of the planes. Okay, and he was telling.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Me, he's like I would hear bullets was by my head. Motherfucker, Like,
when did two tours?

Speaker 2 (35:58):
You can't run away from that.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
No, did two tours hardcore at king Back and he
got hit by a drunk driver and lost one of
his legs. So he's still anyway, he wrote on his
squad and it's the first time. So he would always
make sure that I was okay. So I'm assuming the
guy in the front is good and the guy in
the back is good.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
You can never assume anything. No, No, you can't. Okay, well
you can't. Of course. I've ridden with safe drivers at
one hundred miles an hour. I've ridden with on SAT
drivers at one hundred miles an hour. Okay, there's a difference.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
But is there some kind of thing like if okay,
we're all sitting here with Biff and whoever else, And
I say, okay, listen, I am only comfortable at at
this now.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
I know that we did that when we went to that's.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
All you go. Okay, you're all going together.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
And well, what happened?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Does somebody disputes it?

Speaker 2 (37:09):
They ain't riding with me?

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Okay. I was just I was just wondering. I was wondering.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Listen, you want to listen if somebody I had that
happened last summer. Okay, okay, I said, everybody good? They
said yeah. I said, are you sure? I said yeah.
I said. This was on a turnpike. I said, listen,
I'm not doing the speed limit. I'm going way about
the speed limit.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
Okay. So they were going too slow.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
I said, is everybody good with this? And they said yeah.
I said, okay, off we go. Okay, I'm in triple
digits and I'm looking in my mirror and juniors beside me.
He's hanging right there. But in my mirror, I'm watching

(37:57):
everybody fall back. They can't keep up. So I pulled
to the next rest stop. Everybody pulls out. I need
gass or nothing. Everybody pulls in. I said, listen, I
asked you is all Nobody raised their hand. Nobody said nothing.
So obviously you just can't keep up because we're you're

(38:18):
all separating. I had one guy say to me, I
can't go to fist. I said, okay, I'll back up.
What are you comfortable at? And he told me. I said,
that's what we're riding at.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
It was one guy. See now, if he had said
something in the beginning, I wouldn't have had that problem.
But because I showed him, yo, bro, this is what
we're doing, he said, I'm not comfortable with that. I said,
that's fine, So why I just need honest.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
Yeah, but he was probably scared.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
No, he was, he was, he was, you know what
I mean? So I asked him, I said, how white
are your knuckles? He said they're They're fucking really white.
I'm like, okay, all right, Colm, you're okay.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Well, when we when we went up to Vermont, we
were riding and then they went to the side I
forget how many there was of us, and they were
on their harleys and I'm on my DearS for a
hundreds and we pull over and they say, listen, do
you mind this is what they asked me. Do you
mind if we just take off and go yeah? And

(39:24):
I said, you know what, go for it. I said,
I know. I can't go on with that. And then
they had their good little time, which wasn't that long,
and then they pulled right over, and I pulled over
and we.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Went wind up catching up to them anywhere. Yeah, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
But they did pull over for me.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
So I thought that was nice.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Listen, our our friend. So it's dark out like it
is now. We're coming back from the from the Poconos, Okay,
just like it is now. And we had to get
back to his apartment and I still had to go
home all the way ben Hill. He says, are you
ready for this ride? I'm like yeah. He said, put

(40:06):
these on. There were sunglasses. I'm like, bro, Bro, you
put me in a box. I can't even see. He said,
can you see my headlight? I said yeah, He said,
just follow my headlight. You stayed beside me. You're not
going to crash. I won't let you crash. Listen, alls
I know is you crashed. No. I couldn't see much

(40:29):
phenomenon because it was my I had the sunglasses. On alls.
I seen was his headlight, and I know we were
going fast because I was I was watching the wall,
you know, like the divider. Yeah, yeah, it was going by.
Like when we finally got the light, I was like,

(40:50):
He's like okay. I said, yeah, can I take these
motherfuckers off right now? He said, yeah, you're good. That
was once we get off the turnpike.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
That is very scary because I was coming.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
But he taught me well. He taught me well. He
taught me so good. He would ride beside me and
he said, I will never let you crash. He would
put his foot over my foot as we're going eighty
ninety miles an hour, and I would listen, Oh my god,
he would not let me crash as long as I

(41:24):
kept my composure.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
Do you think he did that to say.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Yes, no, he taught he tested it. Yes. Yeah. He
would go in front of me, around me to my
right side and shut my bike off.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
I believe it. He's such a jerk off. Holy shit.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
No, And I'm like, oh my god, man, don't tell
me that's not scary.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Yeah, it's scary with him screaming at you with the
fun I remember.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Do you remember the time I went out riding, and
you had some guy to take me for a ride
with you.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
We went to a picnic. It was me you and
you kept saying are you okay?

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Are you okay? Are you okay?

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Like gam I'm okay okay.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
It was in the wintertime. His brother was a drummer.
He played in the band. So he said, all right,
we're all gonna go see my brother playing his band.
Everybody going to Bucks. Everybody's like bundled up, right, like
bundled bundled. So we go to his apartment and we're
all standing outside, you know, like the king we got
away from him, Come the fuck out.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
And the final thing was he'll put the scarf on,
He'll she's in my favorite I was like what he said, God,
you're button this button like this fucking mother. So I
button the button right. So such a dick if you're
listening to us. So, oh, he knows. So we're going right,
and we're going down this road to watch His brother

(43:00):
played drums, which I could give about. I was so
he had this half helmet on, but he had like
this like full face hat on, you know what I mean.
So he looks at me and he's he looks in
his mirror and the only one is keeping up or me,
and I'm keeping up with him. Everybody else has falling behind.

(43:22):
So he turns to me and he's yelling right. But
as he turns his head, I'm looking at him. I'm
laughing at him because hit the whole face thing. He
had all the hat turned sideways, so alls I see
is one eye. I can't hear him with the bikes

(43:43):
are on it. It sounded like this, I get like
a thrash man. Yeah, so I'm like light screen dude.
And that made it worse.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Was he fling?

Speaker 2 (44:02):
He was losing his mind.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
He's such a child, But that's just the way he
was a big he was a big fucking baby man.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
I loved him to death, A big baby. Yeah, but
he told me a lot and I mean really yeah,
but he uh Jesus Christ.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
That's that's scary.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Another time, oh man, another time we go. We go
all the way to Caroline, right.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
You rode your bikes all the way down there. Yes,
And I have a quick question. Did you ever go
to Sturgis?

Speaker 2 (44:36):
No? Really, no, never went to Sturgis.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Interesting, that would be.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
That would probably have to be like at least a
two week trip.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
People go down and stay at Sturgis for two weeks.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Listen from here, Yeah, last two weeks unless you're gonna
take a plane, which is what's a point in that?

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Man, But we go to Carolina. Okay, there was an
abandoned hotel that we were being made to stay in.
Let me just say that. Okay. There there was no windows,
there was boards on everything, there was no doors. It
was just wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
So it was an abandonminium.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Yes, So he says to me, we ain't staying here,
of course not. What do you mean, man, we got
to stay. He's like, no, he ain't. So we go
down the road and we get this uh me and him,
we get this nice hotel room.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
There they made his cookies and all this other stuff.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
I know, him and the fucking cookies.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Right. So wait, so we got to go back to
everybody else's. So we go back there and I go
up into somebody else's room and then uh, he comes
walking in and I said, what's up? He said, I'm leaving.
I said you can't leave, you nuts. I said, you
can't fucking leave. He said, I'm leaving. Do you want

(46:08):
to go with me? I'm like, no, I'm staying right
with the fuck I'm mat and I'm scared. Yes, I said, no, man,
I'm not driving one hundred and ten all the way
from Carolina at all. No, I'm staying right here. He says, Okay,
will you go tell so and so that my aunt's dying.

(46:28):
It's my mother's sister, and I'm afraid she's going to
have a heart attack, and that's the reason why I left.
I'm like, okay, all right. So I'm walking around this
courtyard and the guy, you know, he sees me. He says,
come here. I said, what's up. I'm trying to get
off the guts to tell him. He says he's seen

(46:51):
it in my face. He's like, let me guess Shal
had to go home because his goldfish died. I said
that's I said, that's exactly correct, because goldfish died. Leaf.
All right, I'll deal with him later. They called them
what they called them.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Oh my gosh, he's so fucking funny. He's a cry baby.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Listen. He was out of his fucking mind.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Is because he's not here anyway. But I'm not even
gonna get we'll talk about it later. He's just so
funny because he could be like that. But I'll tell
you what. At the very end, he knew he upset me.
And I'll tell you what. That motherfucker called me. Are
you Are you still answer the phone?

Speaker 4 (47:35):
Mayn't he?

Speaker 1 (47:36):
He would come up. I said, I ain't talking to you.
I'm so fucking pissed at you.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
You know what I mean. So he he had a
really good heart.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
No he did.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
It depended. It depends, I guess on anything.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Who you're he you need to get over my apartment.
I'm like, damn.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
Oh for the sneak.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Yeah, I had to walk his snake because he wanted
it to take a ship outside. And he said, don't
lose my snake. I'm like, what what, I don't talk.
I said, bro, it's gonna bite me. He said, it's
a fucking snake. It's supposed to buy.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
You know what. There's a picture of me on the ground.
He's got the snake and I'm like, right there, eye level,
massage's gonna fucking kill you.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
I'm like it likes ye.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Mistake was actually fine, but that snake was me.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
It was big.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Yeah, it was big, and it was getting bigger and
bigger and bigger.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
So when he yeah, I'm.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Like, no, well, everybody, don't go riding. I'm only kidding,
no kidding.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Just be aware, you're aware your surroundings, that's all, and
only ride up to what you're capable of.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
I like that you said that.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Okay, I mean, if if it's fifty, stay fifty.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
But the person, that's that's what I just I want
to like kind of convey to people who are listening.
You know what I mean, Like because summer's coming, is
that you have to tell the person, like you just said,
be honest, don't try to.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Don't be something you're not. Just you know, if you're
not comfortable doing something, if you have a hard time
going around curves, slow down, slow down, yeah, don't don't
take it like you're a fucking ninja. Yeah, you know,
you'd be part of a tree. Just listen, slow down. Yeah, no,

(49:24):
I'll give you my son Chris, he gets a bagger. Okay,
new bike.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
What's a bagger?

Speaker 2 (49:30):
It's the ones, uh, with the fairy one in front
like they've had with the bags on. You know, the
bags on. Okay, they're heavy?

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Is that why he kind of got upset when I
tried to jump off with the deer.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Yeah you can't.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
I'll tell you what though, he controlled that bike jump
off right.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Listen, So Chris, Chris, I'm on my fat boy.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Right, So Christopher, what's the fat boy? But people are listening,
they don't know.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
It's a little different than a fat chick. Okay, so listen.
So and if fat boy weighs a lot, it's like
seven hundred pounds, a little over seven hundred pounds. Christopher
goes and gets a bagger. You never had one before.
So we're coming home and up by me. You can't

(50:20):
right side by side. So I said to him, you
go and you go ahead of me. Okay, Now we
both know the road right, but he don't know the bike.
And here's what happened. We go to make a left.
It's like a current of left right, left right, one
of them roads. Yeah, so we go around the left

(50:43):
and we come to straight now and I'm a little
bit behind him. I got you know, I'm not right
up his ass. Well he went when it went to
turn again, he went straight.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
He was going to fist because he wasn't used to
the bike. Right. So now I'm behind him. I stop
on the road. It's a two lane road road. I stop,
and I'm watching this kid, and I'm like, here's what's
running from my head? All right, I got explained to
his mother. Hell, he just died. How am I going

(51:17):
to do this? He's heading towards a corral fence.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
Oh you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Dirt's kicking off, MUD's kicking off, and all as I
see is this kid with his big ass helmet on.
You know what I mean. I'm like, man, I hope
he hits his head. That's where he's protected. But he never.
He never dropped the bike. Wow, he can. He gained
recontrol of it nice, spun it and came back on

(51:44):
the road and kept going. And now I got to
get my bike going. So now I got to catch
up the So we get home.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
Uh huh. I was good.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Yeah, But he pulls up his bike is it was black,
but now it had mud all over it in dirt.
So I pull up beside him. He gets his helmet
off front first, and he's looking at me. I take
mine off. I look over on me. He says, don't
say a fucking word. I said, not used it? Yeah,

(52:13):
that's what it would sound like if we went through
the fence.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Yeah, you know, my gosh, I keep going, keeping my.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
God, Jesus, Chris, anybody Christopher? That was Christopher. Listen. We
got it. We gotta get Michelle's soundproof room.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Oh my gosh, look at that.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
She just she just destroyed. I did, I did.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Listen? That's one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Decreed, My gosh, this is fucking ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
This is why you drive on the dirt.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Listen, listen, it's why I drive.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
This microphone is not full wheel drive.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
What you're doing.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Oh my gosh, hold on, here we go. All right,
there we go.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
We're in.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
We're in, God Holy ship. This is what happens when
fat people get on massage tables. They just.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
All right, we're gonna cut I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Tell you about this more.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Hold on, we gotta cut it. We're gonna cut it.
We're gonna come back. We love everyone,
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