November 11, 2025 • 39 mins
Rocky Stops By and talks about
- 55 Yr Old Ex GF
- Psycho Bitch
- Working at the yard
- Crazy Antics while working at yard
- Crashed a Car
- Crazy Shit found in cars
- Soberity
- Rescued His Pittie
- Midnight Billy the Kid
Mark as Played
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Let me tell you what sounds crazy. Hi, this is
Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my Junkyard BARBIEES podcast. Hi,
(00:25):
this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and I'm here with my
celebrity co host Vincey.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yes. Yes, last week it was fun.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Here's his here's his sound. That's a lot. We'll get
into that story. And here is a huge celebrity, the one,
the only, Rocky Hey, Adrian Heyden. All right, so this
(00:57):
is the first time that you are listening. I'm owner
of a nine acre complete you pull it yard filled
with cars, trucks, fans, motorcycles, mowers, RV's, boats, and much
much more. I also have a nice little classic car section.
I also have a cheap wrangler section. That one is
a full service where I personally pull all the parts
(01:17):
to myself. Check out my website Junkyard Barbie dot com.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I need I have a party pulled.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Okay, we'll get into that a little later.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
And can we turn the cameras off camera shot.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
And stop? Yours bad is Rich? Rich will be back
by the way, little sucker.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Anyway, he left without affording address. He's not coming back.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
He is twenty twenty six. He will be back, but
seven days a week. I buy cars, doesn't matter the condition,
as long as they're complete. Best way to get a
hold of me is on my Facebook page JYB Michelle.
Also check out my tiktoks. I do a name your
Price day which people. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Also, best junk yard around, ah, thank you right off
one and Morrisville.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Damn, that is kind of an oxymoron there. Best junk
yard it is, I.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Have the best junk thank you. Hold on and with that,
the most important thing I believe in is not people,
It's antimals. It's animals. So here we go. Hi, this
is Michelle Junkyard Barbie. Are you looking for our fiery
friend who needs a forever home? Right here in our community?
(02:41):
Local animal rescues are filled with lovable pets waiting for you. Dogs, cats,
all with hearts as big as our paws, ready to
bring joy to your life. By adopting our fostering, you're
not just getting a pet, You're saving a life. Every
adoption helps make room for another animal and need. If
you can't adopt right now, you can still make a
(03:04):
huge difference by donating fostering or volunteering at your local shelter. Together,
we can ensure every animal finds a loving home. Visit
your local animal rescue today and let the love begin. Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer,
share people's posts. Be a hero for those who need
(03:26):
it most. Your new best friend is waiting. Also, please spay,
please neuter, please microchip. When you go to the shelters,
please go to the euthanized list. First, longest, residents, and seniors.
I'm trying to push seniors. All those threes are very
very important. And Rocky who is really His name is Dave.
(03:49):
You have a rescue?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Uh, yeah, I have a rescue. I got him about
a year and.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
A half old, kind of what's what kind of dog?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
He? I call him fifty seven. He's got ten different
dogs in him, so yeah, he's mostly pitbull. I got
the DNA test on and whatnot. But when I got him,
he was now nourished, in horrible condition, had uh uh
demon decks all over, des mites just all over. He
(04:20):
had no hair and whatnot. I had to give him
blind bass. His name is Toby. Now he's almost coming
up on seven years old, and uh, he is the
best dog I've ever had and the sweetest of the sweethearts.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh that's awesome, Thank you so much. That's a that's
a really big deal.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, and I usnize with Can I put my ex
wife on that?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Can I put many people on there?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Can I put my ex girlfriend on that?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
And I wanted to be a kill shelter no rescue?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, we're only talking about people people, not about Adam. Well,
let's get rid of people, so let's talk about this.
How old are you, Dave Rocky? I don't call you Dave.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I've recently turned thirty two in September.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
You know what I have to say about that? Right
thence and you want to you want to know why
I'm put play in this sexyest music? Because how old
are you again?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
How old are you again?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Thirty two?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
And who did you just break up with? How old
was she?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Fifty five?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
What do you think about that?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm all about older women. Are you My wife's older?
Most of the women I've had relationships with have been
older women?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah? That old? Meaning that much time?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Is she legal? I mean, like of legal age?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I don't know. That's like me dating my kids. I
would never do that.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Hey, you know what. You don't like me, so your
opinion don't county. Oh, I mean god, anyone who doesn't
like steak doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I like me, just not that kind.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Okay, trouser me, I know you like.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
And what happened between you two, it's he got pregnant.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
No, that was the best part about the whole relationship.
She couldn't get pregnantant.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Just one day I woke up and I just determined
that there was something here.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Comes my boyfriend right over there.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I love something right in the relationship. Could put my
finger on it.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Disgusting, I love you something else.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
That's my beard and his beard and his beard.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
You got beard? Yeah, face.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
With her. Me and her got really heavy in the drinking,
and well, she was already.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Watching You wouldn't have that problem, limiture calories.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
You were drinking a lot.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Yeah, and she was already like a full blown alcohol
like going through a divorce. And it got complicated. And
it was complicated for you started for your.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Drink because of a divorce. It's called celebration.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Yeah, not her, not she She got violent. Oh, she
was a crazy, crazy bitch. Don't no, fuck no, really,
If I'm getting punched in the face. Then fuck, no,
that's not four play.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Well, it depends on he's cute, you mean, not even
a slap.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
No, it started with the slaps and then it ended
up getting you know, then it ended up in fists,
and you know, I'm not I'm not that type of
guy to hit a woman back, And I ended up
going to jail over her because she beat my face
and I didn't want to touch her. I didn't want
so I just ended up grabbing her by her wrist
(07:51):
and I left bruises on the wrist. She called the
cops on me, and I went to jail.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
That fucking cunt. I'm sorry, but they didn't do it
to her.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
No, I did not. The only thing I did was
try to stop her from hitting me, you know, and
a lot of people and they and the cops didn't
do anything. They just believed her little sad tears.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
You know.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
That's that's a horrible thing because a lot of people
think that just men abuse women and not.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
I've never been that type of guy.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
My first wife, my ex wife, she tried to get
me to be violent with her, and she came at
me more than once.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Really, Yeah, the only thing I ever did to her?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Really is like like she came at me, I grabbed
her and just threw her on the bed walked away.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
I never even threw her. I just grabbed her by
the wrist to stop her from punching me in the
fucking face.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
You know.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
The worst part is I tried to leave multiple times too,
and she would lock me by the door, like she
would stand in front of the door, and I don't
want to shove her out of the way. I don't
want to do that. You know, your mom touched it. Well, yea.
I'm a nice guy, you know. I try to be
the best version of me ohlous yea.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
And how are you doing now? I mean, has she
tried to contact you?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Oh? Yeah, I actually made a mistake.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
You did it? Did you?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
No? We hooked up again a couple of times, and
then then she's pretty hot.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Okay, how hot is she that she's going to put
you in jail again? Gosh damn. It sucks, doesn't it.
It sucks when you're so into somebody and it's so
fucked up, but it's so good exactly, and then you
try to get away and then it's just.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Like you can't you can They say stay in the
basement and shut up.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Jeezus, I found that gorilla tape works better than the
silver Duc day.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Just a note.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Can you get pink for me? Please?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'll get your pick.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
So when was.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
This pretty recently? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I know in the way here.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
No, no, no, I haven't seen her in a couple
of months. She's waiting to.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Get done this, sir. She's gonna kick my ass.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Bet have been careful. She hits hard.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Not my eyes.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Oh my car said so fuckd top.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Yeah, I made a mistake. Also, she said she's moving
out of state, and she's actually sad. Part about her
is she went through a divorce, got all the fucking
money from her ex ex husband, and then didn't work
a job for over two years, and she blew it all,
blew it all, And now she's moving to another state
(10:45):
back with her parents. And her parents are like in
their seventies. Wow, seventies, eighties. I don't know to she
have kids? One kid?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
How old?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah? I knew that a little bit younger. I think
she's like twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Snap daddy.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Fuck no, not her kids.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
It would have been her stepdaddy.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
No, her kid's a fucking weird one. Uh, grows out,
and that surprises you with a mom grows out the arm.
There grows out the master of the odience. I'm just
telling you what I know.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
That's Mike would really sit down and write this list
out and go, oh, wait a minute. I should have
seen it.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
I never told I never told you. I'm the smartest person.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Now. Also, you worked for me? Yes, how many years?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
I think a year and a half.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
That was it. It seems like it was longer.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
It could have been longer.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
It was so crazy.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
I that was like twenty eleven, twenty twelve.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
So now we're going to talk about something. You brought
something up to me a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Did you look at my ass when I was there?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Now?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
How about my tits? Were you looking at my tits?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
They all were?
Speaker 4 (11:58):
I was looking at her.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
So he said to me, this is like two years ago,
I think. And I said about coming on the podcast
or no, a year ago whatever, And he said, I
have to tell you something, And I said what he starts,
I said, no, wait till the podcast, He said, you
didn't know about it. So now I'm finding out something
that happened twenty twelve. So let's hear what you did.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
There was a lot of things that me and me
and my U. I won't name his name.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
But well you got a name it now.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Is he still there?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
That's he doesn't want to be on this. You know,
he's all secluded. But oh oh oh oh okay, that's
I think that's probably why he hasn't gotten back to you.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Okay, what a pussy? Yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
I agree. But anyway, me and my good friend that
got me the job working for you.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Mm hm, I can't wait.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
There's a lot of stories.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Tell me the best story, all right, hold on, tell
me this story that would have gotten you fired if
I found out.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Okay, there was a super U w r X that
came in. Junior was mad at us because I forget
what the hell it was. Yeah, he always but whatever.
I still like the guy. But he made us stay
(13:18):
late to lock up and whatnot. And me and Mike
we I just said his name whatever, it's Mike, Mike. Anyway, Uh,
we were stoners, you know, yeah, we knew that. Yeah,
like they get stoned and a new little super rude
(13:39):
I think it was a w Well not know, but
a w r X came in and mar Marcel.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Come back. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Anyway, he was like, I'm gonna ask Michelle if I
want this, And then me and Mike were We stayed
late after work and we decided to get in that
car and do fucking rally car races around the whole
entire yard and like the good I smashed the ship
out of the car.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Okay, and what happened nobody knew.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Nobody knew. Nobody knew except more so than I don't
like bringing up his name, but yeah, the next day, yeah,
fucking asshole. Uh yeah, he came in the next day,
He's like, I wanted this car. What the hell happened
to it for you?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Guess what.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
I'm glad that you you would have got a raise,
not then, but but yeah, that was the worst. Actually
I called dickhead taking a Yeah that I didn't say nothing,
(14:54):
But this is right before I quit this. I quit.
It was like days before because I was going down
the shore. I didn't. Yeah, I should have said something, dude.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
That was worse than the first thing you said. I know,
do you feel bad now?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
I always felt bad?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
You know what, I don't want to say. You know
what the crazy thing is, people can do the shittiest
ship and get away with it. He's robbed me on
camera and the cops said it go twice twice.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
There's a lot of trunks that are empty that could be.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
You know, he's a piece of ship. He's a junkie.
I treated them good. I mean when I tell you,
I was so good and I worked outside with them.
It wasn't like I sat in the office. I was no, no, no,
my son worked there. They're all the seats.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
I mean, the blow drows are pretty good.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I've had jokes.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
I forgot.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
She's great. What you know. I mean, yeah, when she
takes her teeth outs on so bad.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Oh my gosh, I got a good story on that one.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
But hey, well update on my dating scene.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Too, Okay, Tinder, none of that.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
I'm a snapchat What is what with snapchat?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Snapchats for the younger generation.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Gott be sixty. Now I'm dating on a forty six
year old. You go, baby go. I'm more for the
guy that bangs the older girl than for the Oh yeah,
it takes takes girl the woman, And I'm like, what
are you a fucking pig?
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Oh it takes a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Why, how's that different because I say so, oh okay,
I thank you.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Too.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I love when I love when Vince he just lets
me go on, he goes. I can't even argue. I
was like, I don't eat me. Well, you eat fish,
don't you?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Fish might tell you they're fucking meat.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Can I be honest, I'm having a hard time with
even eating fish.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Why same thing?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Exactly what you said downstairs. It's like anything like that.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Oh my gosh, if they had opposable thumbs, they'd eat you.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
She looks like this, you fucking filtered.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
I but also I've gotten there.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Look you know what, let me tell.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
You, I'm not easy. She's cute.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I'm not saying she's not. She's very pretty. My thing is, though,
I don't have a picture of yourself, right, I don't,
and thinking I'm not going to scroll through, like guys,
don't scroll through to see what else. All of a sudden,
you don't look like that. You got freckles, Like that's
why I have no makeup on.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
It's no, you got to be yourself.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, I thought that was a filter.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
That didn't you notice your Sidney Crawford City.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Next to you?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
I'm too basics, I'm sitting there trying to, you know,
use mental powers to make to make the strings break
there between them.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Come on, buttons give way.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
This is the first time we've done this, so this
is kind of like, now, let's take a look. Very No,
she's she has a cute little nose. She has beautiful eyes,
but she still has it on her Go ahead, Yeah,
she's cute. She has cover up.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, she doesn't look as doesn't look as old as
you said she has.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
It's scams.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Hello, hello, hello, hi o.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
They hung up.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Well they had three hellos.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I could I help you? What are you calling about?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
So? Now, how long you've been dating her?
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Uh, it's it's been a it's been like a roller coaster.
It's okay, I want to say, like six seven months?
Is her husband now ex ex husband?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Sure, no problem, we'll go with that one.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Uh no, so no, no, yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
I don't think I'm getting ever married.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
You know, I didn't say you were going to it.
She's still married to a first one.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Oh no, So that's the whole thing. She's from Texas
and she her husband has custody of her kids and
still lives in Texas. So she has a house up,
and I'm not going to say where she came up
here for surgery. No.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
No, the year old that you were banging is going
down to Texas.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
No, not the fifty five that she's out of my life.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
No, but she didn't you say she was going to Texas?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
No? No, the picture of the new girl, yeah, that's
that's the new one.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
No, the old one, old one is.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Going I should be more specific.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Now that's probably man, I can't remember.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
That's all good.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
You can't pictures to prove she was really a woman.
Nowadays you don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Oh well yeah, nowadays you don't fucking know. But no,
there multiple times?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Okay, was she there?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Uh no, actually she's right here.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I said, I've had sex with hundreds of women.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Only two of them were present, that's pretty.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
And three of them are willing Jesus.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
How many of them ended up in trash bags?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Well, how many come in? When those containers? Five containers?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I have two bags left, and then that's where that's
why I bring junk cars.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
To bar me. I got I got plenty of half
the bags in my car. If you need bring them,
don't bring them to me.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
As well as she has a question, why the trunks
are welded shut.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
No, no, don't bring them to marry or like when
I go to smash them and like.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Blood comes flying out, that happens. You're speaking about the
junk yard too. I used to find the weirdest sex
ship in the cars.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Was it a pink jeep?
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Wait, how did you know? And it's a junkyard barbie? No, no, no,
but there'd be like fucking dildos the size of fucking
texas in the in the trunk and then fucking it.
It was the weirdest some of that stopped out.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I mean these were like this and like this, and
you're saying, how could they be that small?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I know who's going.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I was trying to stick it in my mouth, but
it just didn't happen. I had a pretty big mouth,
and that.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Was not would have guessed, like the microphone.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
But there was a lot of cool stuff there was.
You found a lot of cool stuff in there. A
lot of sex stuff, but there was like knives and
money and what else. Cell phones.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Yeah, that was the weirdest thing you found. The weirdest
thing I found was it's it's related to sec ship.
It was this is a fucking strap on like that
was covered in gunk. It was so gross.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah, I'd have to be wearing two sets of work gloves.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
No, trust me it. I went to the office and
got myself with another pair of worklos.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Bring the rubber tire loader on right touching that ship.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
I told you smashed that car right now.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Don't get it near an open flame.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
I'm telling you that thing was It looked like the
fucking uh the oil pit around the excavator.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Someone my car. I don't know. How do you know yourself?
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (22:59):
There some certain personal items in the trunk. How does
something called benny?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Some people think it's large. I think it's comfortable.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
How How do people feel comfortable like junking their car
and leaving that a.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Lot of times, A lot of times I know I'm
not touching it. Know a lot of them have drug problems.
We found one. There was all kinds of stuff, I
mean a lot, and then there was needles in there,
There was this and that. So I'm like, these people
were whacked out of their mind doing this ship.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
You know, I'd have to do it.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
And they did find a dildo. I don't know if
I don't know if you were there when this happened.
Somebody found a huge dildo that's sucked and cupped, and Jimmy,
my son, thought it would be funny if it smacks
somebody right now. They didn't wash it. They didn't wash
this sticks it. He sticks it on the fucking door.
(23:54):
And then I just happened to be the one that
came through in the face. I was like, or you
fucking cared?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Went Bobby stop by the work and Jimmy, Jimmy to
wash that.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I said, to wait to wear alone.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
There's too many people.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Let me shower first.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Let me go.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Such a dirty girl. Yeah, okay, let's go.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Everybody loves dirty girls. Oh my gosh. That's the good
thing about the yard though. It's a good camaraderie. Like
I would a lot of times be like, hey, let's
play golf, Hey, let's do this, Hey, let's do that.
Because when you work outside like I did with the guys,
like I said, I'm always sitting inside.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
My favorite memory, My favorite memory is when the fire
chief came over with the twenty two the thirty six
and he had the silencer for the twenty two. Who
da Should I not say that?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Do you think?
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Well?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
That was like a million years live.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
No, no, no, alright, no, but I.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Am going to end up bearing those he was only.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
It was so long ago, but I swear to God,
shooting that twenty two with the silencer at the course
fucking phenomenal. At that point, it sounded like a paintball gun.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
It's a million years ago.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Didn't get caught, there's no proof.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't say nothing. You know.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
That's where I worked. We had a deer got hit
by a car. He was in our backyard. It was
still alive. Cop showed up. We called the cops. Cop
went back there.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Boom.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I'm not going to tell you what happened to me,
what we saw the video.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
I want to know.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Now, you got to tell me, all right, hold on, No,
I'm going to tell you a quick story. Before the
deer thing, there was this guy. Kimmy went out with
this guy. She went out on one fucking date with him.
One okay, they went fishing because she likes to fish.
She has a place down at Pim Warner and they, yeah,
they go down. She's having a good time. Three hours
(26:13):
she spent with this motherfucker three one two three. Next
day he's sending her love songs never kissed her, never
fucked like nothing, long and short. Their friends on Facebook,
the whole nine yards, right. He sends her a love
song last week, so I videoed it to find out
(26:35):
who it was. In the meantime, as I'm finding it,
the motherfucking dude comes in.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
So I'm playing.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I'm playing it and I'm not knowing that it's him there,
and I'm like, and she's doing this hit me like
point gets him. It's him. It's him, And I was
just like and I walked away. So anyway, No, they're
not friends on Facebook, she said. I think he was
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like really upset.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
It was like, fuck, you don't send them right away?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Like no, three three hours. She's the worst guys calling
her two in the morning. You want to dick pic like,
it's not all about that. I guess.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
I woke up and my dick says, hey, look, jeez,
take my picture.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
I don't I don't like that. I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
I know I made mistakes when I'm fucking tuned up
and fucked up, you know, and it's I regret it.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
You know, you can never regret if you said ship
because it's all it's going to be out there. So
and if everyone said they haven't done anything like that,
they're a liar.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Even take never took a picture of my dick?
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Really, I've probably taken. Well, you're young, Yeah, I'm young
and dumb. Yeah, I was gonna that's my thought.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I barely have any pictures of myself.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
We have too, we have pictures of each other.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Yeah, yeah, but you airbrushed somebody else's face over kind
of hurt.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I wonder who it was, anyone.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
It's the guy with the penis pont.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I have no idea. We always talk. Rich brought it up,
and I totally forgot about him giving the shot. And
all right, here here's another good story. We go to
a Rubas like fun, you know, it's gonna have fun.
He brings the shot, you know, sticking in his dick.
It doesn't work. Can you imagine going a fucking a
Ruba on a show I'm like, having a great time
(28:55):
and not fucking your.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Boyfriend Wayner by blue Chow.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
You know I can.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
I could fully picture going to Ruben not fucking my boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yeah, who does that? I don't don't.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yes, can you please act? Can you please be my
beard me? You know what I'm saying I'll be your beard.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
You're squirming over there, I.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Am swirming.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Ya.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
You know Donna knows what I'm talking about. She's sitting
in the back. Now.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
We went to Ireland for eight days and we didn't
have sex over there.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
We're talking about a ruba.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
I'm talking to Ireland. We're talking a lot of beard,
not to Irish whiskey.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
I'm talking about sun and sam.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I'm talking about rain and muck.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Then you should be having probably more sex.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Nothing, come on, nothing sexy like seven out of eight
days of pouring fucking right.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
That's sexier than ever?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
What do you want for?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Did you like working at the yard? Was it hard?
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Yeah? What just popped up in my mind?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
It was a job difficult? What you meant?
Speaker 4 (30:08):
I know what you mean.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
So when you're working there hard, what's exciting enough that
you just walked around and banged in the cars?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Oh my god, my cock, workman? Cop?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Where do you yeah? Where do you think all those
broken windows came from? What?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Was?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
No? But it just popped in my head. There's another
story with me and Mike too where Yeah, Like I said,
we were stoners back then. I don't even smoke weed. Anymore.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Good for you.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
I didn't have now no clean since twenty eleven, twenty twelve. Congratulations,
you haven't done any hard drogue. I just do a
couple of shots here and there, and then that's that's good.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Listen as long as you're you know, you're doing good. Fine.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
I mean, I'll get into it later. But anyway, there
was one time me and Mike were so fucking stoned.
I brought an ounce of weed with me to work
like a fucking retart, and Junior wanted us to demo
trailer that used to be in the backyard. No, I
mean I was good, that was good working. You know,
(31:19):
I don't even think I was stone yet. There are
so many goddamn stories that you don't know about. But anyway,
I'm having my brother fucking listening. Yeah, please don't, Junior.
I love you. You were a great boss, but you're
also paining the ass fired fired. No, but what happened
(31:45):
He asked us to demo this trailer, and due to
like my construction knowledge, I'm like, all right, just how
I'm gonna start doing it? And then me and Mike
were so baked from the morning I dropped that whole
ounce of weeds somewhere in the yard.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Are you me?
Speaker 4 (32:00):
No, not at all. And then me and Mike spent
like probably two hours of your your money.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Man, and got paid minimum.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Wait, yeah, I mean I got a little more than that.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
I mean, didn't you think I was struggling too?
Speaker 4 (32:16):
No? Trust me? Yeah, I see it now. I was eighteen.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
You know, listen your balls. You're not an idiot. You're
like you're twenty, like you're twenty six, and you know,
go ahead, man, go ahead. I'm twenty six.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
And times too point five?
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Wait, how old are you, Michelle?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I'll be sixty next year?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
All right, yeah, all right, you don't believe me, we'll
cut her in half, counter ring, all right, you're not.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
You weren't lying about your whole little setup.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
You know, he's not. I'm just saying, okay, what's the
next one? Why don't you keep on coming?
Speaker 4 (33:03):
No, but anyway, I was going to say, we spent
two hours looking all over the goddamn yard and ended
up being right in front of the trailer.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Are you serious? She spent two hours and it was
that's because they were so fucking.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
They dropped it off.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
They dropped it here, and you're over here look at it.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
But also, but also part of that story too is
I was a fucking retort and I decided to make
my first batch of wee cookies that day.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
And it gets better.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Yeah, and now I'm telling you, I have so many
goddamn stories about that.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
So go ahead tell me about this weird thing.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
So anyway, I brought in an ounce of weed. I
shouldn't have done it or whatever, but an ounce announce
twenty eight grand?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Like how big is it?
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Like? Imagine a ziploc bag and then it's like filled
like that.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
A big zip block, like a gallon ziplock bag.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
No, like a sandwich bag. Oh yeah, it's probably filled
like that much.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Okay, yeah, I don't know. Weird, so go ahead.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
But so me and Mike decided to take those cookies
that I made and I made that out of another ounce,
and I only made six cookies out of an ounce.
I didn't know what I was doing. I had no
idea what I was doing. So I made I made
the can of butter and I made cookies out of it,
(34:22):
and me and Mike took the cookies and uh, it
was forty five minutes later. I'm like, we don't feel ship.
So we need two more each and then out of
nowhere like I was. Then I got high. I get up,
but then I got high.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
I'm use their equipment and get high.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Yeah, gotta use power tools, get high.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Let me with this trailer. I'd be fucking.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
High, going to cut off some of my limbs while
I'm high.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
I learned the lesson that day.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
All right, so another one? You have one more?
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Oh? One more? What It just reminded me.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
What's the worst thing you saw that somebody else did
that you didn't do?
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Oh? That fucking like fifteen inch fuck band? The why
fifteen inch third in the van?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Dude? I took a picture of that, do you remember.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
I tried to find it forever and I tried to
send it to you.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah, I mean this and somebody I put.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
You know, I was okay with just the description. We
were like about fifteen fifteen inches, you know.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
Like the size of the buildough.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Yeah, and the guys stuck a towel over it didn't
even it didn't do anything like the whole thing sticking out.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
It was like it was like my friend he was
I was about to apply for the job. Yeah, thinking
not so.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Much how about anyone else doing anything?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Oh my god, fucking Steve.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
I'm telling you, man, both of them on pieces of ship.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
I remember, assuming they're not there, and he used to
scare the living ship out of me. I was. I
was a young kid, still trying to figure out if
he wasn't in his right mind. I know he was.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
And it's a shame because they were good kids. I'll
tell you what it is. They were great kids. It
was great workers. And then they started fucking popping ship
and forget about it. They were just banging left and right.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Yeah, called him a couple of times too, and then
and then I just saw him on the machine going
now and crashing in the stuff, and I'm like, dude,
I'm staying away from this guy.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Yea, And yeah, it's a shame. It was a real shame.
It was very disappointing. Not for as much me because
I'm in recovery and not that I give other people chances,
but I kind of understand it where my brother doesn't.
And he just he he took these kids in, this
kid in who didn't have a really great life, and
(36:58):
did all these wonderful things for him, and he handed
up just fucking my brother over, not because he did
it purposely, but because he was fucked up. So I
felt I do feel sorry for my brother. I mean,
I'm obviously it's my business, but.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
Junior was always a good ball. So he was a
little little odd ball, but you know.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
He takes things very seriously where I like to fuck
off a lot. And that's me. Now I'm the junior
of my job.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
I believe if you have a great work environment, you
just people want to work more and they'll have they'll.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Have fun, work, hard play.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
Yes, there's a certain certain extent to that, because what
I've dealt with too, there's I was with the company,
another construction company before I went back with my dad,
but uh, they kind of had that standard too. But
then they didn't really pay attention to what was going
on behind the scenes. And then those kids were standing
(37:57):
around doing anything, but their hardest workers were actually running
the business. Yeah, like me, like I was the only
one working. Everybody else is looking on their phone, yea,
watching tiktoks or whatever these young kids do. There's no
there's no hard labor anymore. Kids don't want to fucking work.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
No, No, they don't.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Okay, now, we're gonna make it so like an old
fart show.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
It's the truth.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
So it is.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
I am right there with you.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
I'm just I'm lucky, I'm in my generation.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
If we all start talking about those experiences, people are
gonna go, wow, it's the old timer show.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
No.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
I keep I keep saying how I fuck off all
the time? Like this year, all it was was taking
videos of us throwing water at each other, like without
knowing it. So I'd be like sitting there talking and
they're like breaking my face or just to everybody, you
have to have fun. It's a fuck off time. And
then the kid that works for me is like, I'm like, yoh, look,
(38:52):
we're going to do this, and he goes, you know,
I'm working for you. I'm making you money. I said, yeah,
but you know, sometimes just gonna have a little fun.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
On Yeah, So I get it.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
There's a there's fun around time and get shipped one time,
fuck around and find out exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
So on that one, you know what we're gonna do.
Did we play the pump song already?
Speaker 2 (39:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
If this motherfucker knew that I did this. Hold on,
let me think about it. And I don't care. I
really fucking don't. You fucking cocksucker, Is that mean for
me to say so?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
You're not going to play this show at a daycare center.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
How did you know my life?
Let me tell you what sounds crazy. Hi, this is
Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my Junkyard BARBIEES podcast. Hi,
(00:25):
this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and I'm here with my
celebrity co host Vincey.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yes. Yes, last week it was fun.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Here's his here's his sound. That's a lot. We'll get
into that story. And here is a huge celebrity, the one,
the only, Rocky Hey, Adrian Heyden. All right, so this
(00:57):
is the first time that you are listening. I'm owner
of a nine acre complete you pull it yard filled
with cars, trucks, fans, motorcycles, mowers, RV's, boats, and much
much more. I also have a nice little classic car section.
I also have a cheap wrangler section. That one is
a full service where I personally pull all the parts
(01:17):
to myself. Check out my website Junkyard Barbie dot com.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I need I have a party pulled.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Okay, we'll get into that a little later.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
And can we turn the cameras off camera shot.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
And stop? Yours bad is Rich? Rich will be back
by the way, little sucker.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Anyway, he left without affording address. He's not coming back.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
He is twenty twenty six. He will be back, but
seven days a week. I buy cars, doesn't matter the condition,
as long as they're complete. Best way to get a
hold of me is on my Facebook page JYB Michelle.
Also check out my tiktoks. I do a name your
Price day which people. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Also, best junk yard around, ah, thank you right off
one and Morrisville.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Damn, that is kind of an oxymoron there. Best junk
yard it is, I.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Have the best junk thank you. Hold on and with that,
the most important thing I believe in is not people,
It's antimals. It's animals. So here we go. Hi, this
is Michelle Junkyard Barbie. Are you looking for our fiery
friend who needs a forever home? Right here in our community?
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it most. Your new best friend is waiting. Also, please spay,
please neuter, please microchip. When you go to the shelters,
please go to the euthanized list. First, longest, residents, and seniors.
I'm trying to push seniors. All those threes are very
very important. And Rocky who is really His name is Dave.
(03:49):
You have a rescue?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Uh, yeah, I have a rescue. I got him about
a year and.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
A half old, kind of what's what kind of dog?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
He? I call him fifty seven. He's got ten different
dogs in him, so yeah, he's mostly pitbull. I got
the DNA test on and whatnot. But when I got him,
he was now nourished, in horrible condition, had uh uh
demon decks all over, des mites just all over. He
(04:20):
had no hair and whatnot. I had to give him
blind bass. His name is Toby. Now he's almost coming
up on seven years old, and uh, he is the
best dog I've ever had and the sweetest of the sweethearts.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh that's awesome, Thank you so much. That's a that's
a really big deal.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, and I usnize with Can I put my ex
wife on that?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Can I put many people on there?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Can I put my ex girlfriend on that?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
And I wanted to be a kill shelter no rescue?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, we're only talking about people people, not about Adam. Well,
let's get rid of people, so let's talk about this.
How old are you, Dave Rocky? I don't call you Dave.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I've recently turned thirty two in September.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
You know what I have to say about that? Right
thence and you want to you want to know why
I'm put play in this sexyest music? Because how old
are you again?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
How old are you again?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Thirty two?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
And who did you just break up with? How old
was she?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Fifty five?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
What do you think about that?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm all about older women. Are you My wife's older?
Most of the women I've had relationships with have been
older women?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah? That old? Meaning that much time?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Is she legal? I mean, like of legal age?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I don't know. That's like me dating my kids. I
would never do that.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Hey, you know what. You don't like me, so your
opinion don't county. Oh, I mean god, anyone who doesn't
like steak doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I like me, just not that kind.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Okay, trouser me, I know you like.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
And what happened between you two, it's he got pregnant.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
No, that was the best part about the whole relationship.
She couldn't get pregnantant.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Just one day I woke up and I just determined
that there was something here.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Comes my boyfriend right over there.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I love something right in the relationship. Could put my
finger on it.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Disgusting, I love you something else.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
That's my beard and his beard and his beard.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
You got beard? Yeah, face.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
With her. Me and her got really heavy in the drinking,
and well, she was already.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Watching You wouldn't have that problem, limiture calories.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
You were drinking a lot.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Yeah, and she was already like a full blown alcohol
like going through a divorce. And it got complicated. And
it was complicated for you started for your.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Drink because of a divorce. It's called celebration.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Yeah, not her, not she She got violent. Oh, she
was a crazy, crazy bitch. Don't no, fuck no, really,
If I'm getting punched in the face. Then fuck, no,
that's not four play.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Well, it depends on he's cute, you mean, not even
a slap.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
No, it started with the slaps and then it ended
up getting you know, then it ended up in fists,
and you know, I'm not I'm not that type of
guy to hit a woman back, And I ended up
going to jail over her because she beat my face
and I didn't want to touch her. I didn't want
so I just ended up grabbing her by her wrist
(07:51):
and I left bruises on the wrist. She called the
cops on me, and I went to jail.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
That fucking cunt. I'm sorry, but they didn't do it
to her.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
No, I did not. The only thing I did was
try to stop her from hitting me, you know, and
a lot of people and they and the cops didn't
do anything. They just believed her little sad tears.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
You know.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
That's that's a horrible thing because a lot of people
think that just men abuse women and not.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
I've never been that type of guy.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
My first wife, my ex wife, she tried to get
me to be violent with her, and she came at
me more than once.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Really, Yeah, the only thing I ever did to her?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Really is like like she came at me, I grabbed
her and just threw her on the bed walked away.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
I never even threw her. I just grabbed her by
the wrist to stop her from punching me in the
fucking face.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
You know.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
The worst part is I tried to leave multiple times too,
and she would lock me by the door, like she
would stand in front of the door, and I don't
want to shove her out of the way. I don't
want to do that. You know, your mom touched it. Well, yea.
I'm a nice guy, you know. I try to be
the best version of me ohlous yea.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
And how are you doing now? I mean, has she
tried to contact you?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Oh? Yeah, I actually made a mistake.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
You did it? Did you?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
No? We hooked up again a couple of times, and
then then she's pretty hot.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Okay, how hot is she that she's going to put
you in jail again? Gosh damn. It sucks, doesn't it.
It sucks when you're so into somebody and it's so
fucked up, but it's so good exactly, and then you
try to get away and then it's just.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Like you can't you can They say stay in the
basement and shut up.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Jeezus, I found that gorilla tape works better than the
silver Duc day.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Just a note.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Can you get pink for me? Please?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'll get your pick.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
So when was.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
This pretty recently? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I know in the way here.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
No, no, no, I haven't seen her in a couple
of months. She's waiting to.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Get done this, sir. She's gonna kick my ass.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Bet have been careful. She hits hard.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Not my eyes.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Oh my car said so fuckd top.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Yeah, I made a mistake. Also, she said she's moving
out of state, and she's actually sad. Part about her
is she went through a divorce, got all the fucking
money from her ex ex husband, and then didn't work
a job for over two years, and she blew it all,
blew it all, And now she's moving to another state
(10:45):
back with her parents. And her parents are like in
their seventies. Wow, seventies, eighties. I don't know to she
have kids? One kid?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
How old?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah? I knew that a little bit younger. I think
she's like twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Snap daddy.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Fuck no, not her kids.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
It would have been her stepdaddy.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
No, her kid's a fucking weird one. Uh, grows out,
and that surprises you with a mom grows out the arm.
There grows out the master of the odience. I'm just
telling you what I know.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
That's Mike would really sit down and write this list
out and go, oh, wait a minute. I should have
seen it.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
I never told I never told you. I'm the smartest person.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Now. Also, you worked for me? Yes, how many years?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
I think a year and a half.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
That was it. It seems like it was longer.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
It could have been longer.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
It was so crazy.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
I that was like twenty eleven, twenty twelve.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
So now we're going to talk about something. You brought
something up to me a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Did you look at my ass when I was there?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Now?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
How about my tits? Were you looking at my tits?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
They all were?
Speaker 4 (11:58):
I was looking at her.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
So he said to me, this is like two years ago,
I think. And I said about coming on the podcast
or no, a year ago whatever, And he said, I
have to tell you something, And I said what he starts,
I said, no, wait till the podcast, He said, you
didn't know about it. So now I'm finding out something
that happened twenty twelve. So let's hear what you did.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
There was a lot of things that me and me
and my U. I won't name his name.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
But well you got a name it now.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Is he still there?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
That's he doesn't want to be on this. You know,
he's all secluded. But oh oh oh oh okay, that's
I think that's probably why he hasn't gotten back to you.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Okay, what a pussy? Yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
I agree. But anyway, me and my good friend that
got me the job working for you.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Mm hm, I can't wait.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
There's a lot of stories.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Tell me the best story, all right, hold on, tell
me this story that would have gotten you fired if
I found out.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Okay, there was a super U w r X that
came in. Junior was mad at us because I forget
what the hell it was. Yeah, he always but whatever.
I still like the guy. But he made us stay
(13:18):
late to lock up and whatnot. And me and Mike
we I just said his name whatever, it's Mike, Mike. Anyway, Uh,
we were stoners, you know, yeah, we knew that. Yeah,
like they get stoned and a new little super rude
(13:39):
I think it was a w Well not know, but
a w r X came in and mar Marcel.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Come back. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Anyway, he was like, I'm gonna ask Michelle if I
want this, And then me and Mike were We stayed
late after work and we decided to get in that
car and do fucking rally car races around the whole
entire yard and like the good I smashed the ship
out of the car.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Okay, and what happened nobody knew.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Nobody knew. Nobody knew except more so than I don't
like bringing up his name, but yeah, the next day, yeah,
fucking asshole. Uh yeah, he came in the next day,
He's like, I wanted this car. What the hell happened
to it for you?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Guess what.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
I'm glad that you you would have got a raise,
not then, but but yeah, that was the worst. Actually
I called dickhead taking a Yeah that I didn't say nothing,
(14:54):
But this is right before I quit this. I quit.
It was like days before because I was going down
the shore. I didn't. Yeah, I should have said something, dude.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
That was worse than the first thing you said. I know,
do you feel bad now?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
I always felt bad?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
You know what, I don't want to say. You know
what the crazy thing is, people can do the shittiest
ship and get away with it. He's robbed me on
camera and the cops said it go twice twice.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
There's a lot of trunks that are empty that could be.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
You know, he's a piece of ship. He's a junkie.
I treated them good. I mean when I tell you,
I was so good and I worked outside with them.
It wasn't like I sat in the office. I was no, no, no,
my son worked there. They're all the seats.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
I mean, the blow drows are pretty good.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I've had jokes.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
I forgot.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
She's great. What you know. I mean, yeah, when she
takes her teeth outs on so bad.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Oh my gosh, I got a good story on that one.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
But hey, well update on my dating scene.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Too, Okay, Tinder, none of that.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
I'm a snapchat What is what with snapchat?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Snapchats for the younger generation.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Gott be sixty. Now I'm dating on a forty six
year old. You go, baby go. I'm more for the
guy that bangs the older girl than for the Oh yeah,
it takes takes girl the woman, And I'm like, what
are you a fucking pig?
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Oh it takes a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Why, how's that different because I say so, oh okay,
I thank you.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Too.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I love when I love when Vince he just lets
me go on, he goes. I can't even argue. I
was like, I don't eat me. Well, you eat fish,
don't you?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Fish might tell you they're fucking meat.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Can I be honest, I'm having a hard time with
even eating fish.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Why same thing?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Exactly what you said downstairs. It's like anything like that.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Oh my gosh, if they had opposable thumbs, they'd eat you.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
She looks like this, you fucking filtered.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
I but also I've gotten there.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Look you know what, let me tell.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
You, I'm not easy. She's cute.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I'm not saying she's not. She's very pretty. My thing is, though,
I don't have a picture of yourself, right, I don't,
and thinking I'm not going to scroll through, like guys,
don't scroll through to see what else. All of a sudden,
you don't look like that. You got freckles, Like that's
why I have no makeup on.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
It's no, you got to be yourself.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, I thought that was a filter.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
That didn't you notice your Sidney Crawford City.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Next to you?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
I'm too basics, I'm sitting there trying to, you know,
use mental powers to make to make the strings break
there between them.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Come on, buttons give way.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
This is the first time we've done this, so this
is kind of like, now, let's take a look. Very No,
she's she has a cute little nose. She has beautiful eyes,
but she still has it on her Go ahead, Yeah,
she's cute. She has cover up.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, she doesn't look as doesn't look as old as
you said she has.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
It's scams.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Hello, hello, hello, hi o.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
They hung up.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Well they had three hellos.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I could I help you? What are you calling about?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
So? Now, how long you've been dating her?
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Uh, it's it's been a it's been like a roller coaster.
It's okay, I want to say, like six seven months?
Is her husband now ex ex husband?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Sure, no problem, we'll go with that one.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Uh no, so no, no, yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
I don't think I'm getting ever married.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
You know, I didn't say you were going to it.
She's still married to a first one.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Oh no, So that's the whole thing. She's from Texas
and she her husband has custody of her kids and
still lives in Texas. So she has a house up,
and I'm not going to say where she came up
here for surgery. No.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
No, the year old that you were banging is going
down to Texas.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
No, not the fifty five that she's out of my life.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
No, but she didn't you say she was going to Texas?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
No? No, the picture of the new girl, yeah, that's
that's the new one.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
No, the old one, old one is.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Going I should be more specific.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Now that's probably man, I can't remember.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
That's all good.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
You can't pictures to prove she was really a woman.
Nowadays you don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Oh well yeah, nowadays you don't fucking know. But no,
there multiple times?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Okay, was she there?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Uh no, actually she's right here.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I said, I've had sex with hundreds of women.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Only two of them were present, that's pretty.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
And three of them are willing Jesus.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
How many of them ended up in trash bags?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Well, how many come in? When those containers? Five containers?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I have two bags left, and then that's where that's
why I bring junk cars.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
To bar me. I got I got plenty of half
the bags in my car. If you need bring them,
don't bring them to me.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
As well as she has a question, why the trunks
are welded shut.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
No, no, don't bring them to marry or like when
I go to smash them and like.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Blood comes flying out, that happens. You're speaking about the
junk yard too. I used to find the weirdest sex
ship in the cars.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Was it a pink jeep?
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Wait, how did you know? And it's a junkyard barbie? No, no, no,
but there'd be like fucking dildos the size of fucking
texas in the in the trunk and then fucking it.
It was the weirdest some of that stopped out.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I mean these were like this and like this, and
you're saying, how could they be that small?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I know who's going.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I was trying to stick it in my mouth, but
it just didn't happen. I had a pretty big mouth,
and that.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Was not would have guessed, like the microphone.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
But there was a lot of cool stuff there was.
You found a lot of cool stuff in there. A
lot of sex stuff, but there was like knives and
money and what else. Cell phones.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Yeah, that was the weirdest thing you found. The weirdest
thing I found was it's it's related to sec ship.
It was this is a fucking strap on like that
was covered in gunk. It was so gross.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah, I'd have to be wearing two sets of work gloves.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
No, trust me it. I went to the office and
got myself with another pair of worklos.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Bring the rubber tire loader on right touching that ship.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
I told you smashed that car right now.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Don't get it near an open flame.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
I'm telling you that thing was It looked like the
fucking uh the oil pit around the excavator.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Someone my car. I don't know. How do you know yourself?
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (22:59):
There some certain personal items in the trunk. How does
something called benny?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Some people think it's large. I think it's comfortable.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
How How do people feel comfortable like junking their car
and leaving that a.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Lot of times, A lot of times I know I'm
not touching it. Know a lot of them have drug problems.
We found one. There was all kinds of stuff, I
mean a lot, and then there was needles in there,
There was this and that. So I'm like, these people
were whacked out of their mind doing this ship.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
You know, I'd have to do it.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
And they did find a dildo. I don't know if
I don't know if you were there when this happened.
Somebody found a huge dildo that's sucked and cupped, and Jimmy,
my son, thought it would be funny if it smacks
somebody right now. They didn't wash it. They didn't wash
this sticks it. He sticks it on the fucking door.
(23:54):
And then I just happened to be the one that
came through in the face. I was like, or you
fucking cared?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Went Bobby stop by the work and Jimmy, Jimmy to
wash that.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I said, to wait to wear alone.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
There's too many people.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Let me shower first.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Let me go.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Such a dirty girl. Yeah, okay, let's go.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Everybody loves dirty girls. Oh my gosh. That's the good
thing about the yard though. It's a good camaraderie. Like
I would a lot of times be like, hey, let's
play golf, Hey, let's do this, Hey, let's do that.
Because when you work outside like I did with the guys,
like I said, I'm always sitting inside.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
My favorite memory, My favorite memory is when the fire
chief came over with the twenty two the thirty six
and he had the silencer for the twenty two. Who
da Should I not say that?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Do you think?
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Well?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
That was like a million years live.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
No, no, no, alright, no, but I.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Am going to end up bearing those he was only.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
It was so long ago, but I swear to God,
shooting that twenty two with the silencer at the course
fucking phenomenal. At that point, it sounded like a paintball gun.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
It's a million years ago.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Didn't get caught, there's no proof.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't say nothing. You know.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
That's where I worked. We had a deer got hit
by a car. He was in our backyard. It was
still alive. Cop showed up. We called the cops. Cop
went back there.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Boom.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I'm not going to tell you what happened to me,
what we saw the video.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
I want to know.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Now, you got to tell me, all right, hold on, No,
I'm going to tell you a quick story. Before the
deer thing, there was this guy. Kimmy went out with
this guy. She went out on one fucking date with him.
One okay, they went fishing because she likes to fish.
She has a place down at Pim Warner and they, yeah,
they go down. She's having a good time. Three hours
(26:13):
she spent with this motherfucker three one two three. Next
day he's sending her love songs never kissed her, never
fucked like nothing, long and short. Their friends on Facebook,
the whole nine yards, right. He sends her a love
song last week, so I videoed it to find out
(26:35):
who it was. In the meantime, as I'm finding it,
the motherfucking dude comes in.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
So I'm playing.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I'm playing it and I'm not knowing that it's him there,
and I'm like, and she's doing this hit me like
point gets him. It's him. It's him, And I was
just like and I walked away. So anyway, No, they're
not friends on Facebook, she said. I think he was
(27:07):
like really upset.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
It was like, fuck, you don't send them right away?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Like no, three three hours. She's the worst guys calling
her two in the morning. You want to dick pic like,
it's not all about that. I guess.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
I woke up and my dick says, hey, look, jeez,
take my picture.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
I don't I don't like that. I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
I know I made mistakes when I'm fucking tuned up
and fucked up, you know, and it's I regret it.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
You know, you can never regret if you said ship
because it's all it's going to be out there. So
and if everyone said they haven't done anything like that,
they're a liar.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Even take never took a picture of my dick?
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Really, I've probably taken. Well, you're young, Yeah, I'm young
and dumb. Yeah, I was gonna that's my thought.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I barely have any pictures of myself.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
We have too, we have pictures of each other.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Yeah, yeah, but you airbrushed somebody else's face over kind
of hurt.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I wonder who it was, anyone.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
It's the guy with the penis pont.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I have no idea. We always talk. Rich brought it up,
and I totally forgot about him giving the shot. And
all right, here here's another good story. We go to
a Rubas like fun, you know, it's gonna have fun.
He brings the shot, you know, sticking in his dick.
It doesn't work. Can you imagine going a fucking a
Ruba on a show I'm like, having a great time
(28:55):
and not fucking your.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Boyfriend Wayner by blue Chow.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
You know I can.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
I could fully picture going to Ruben not fucking my boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yeah, who does that? I don't don't.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yes, can you please act? Can you please be my
beard me? You know what I'm saying I'll be your beard.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
You're squirming over there, I.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Am swirming.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Ya.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
You know Donna knows what I'm talking about. She's sitting
in the back. Now.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
We went to Ireland for eight days and we didn't
have sex over there.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
We're talking about a ruba.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
I'm talking to Ireland. We're talking a lot of beard,
not to Irish whiskey.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
I'm talking about sun and sam.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I'm talking about rain and muck.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Then you should be having probably more sex.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Nothing, come on, nothing sexy like seven out of eight
days of pouring fucking right.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
That's sexier than ever?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
What do you want for?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Did you like working at the yard? Was it hard?
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Yeah? What just popped up in my mind?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
It was a job difficult? What you meant?
Speaker 4 (30:08):
I know what you mean.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
So when you're working there hard, what's exciting enough that
you just walked around and banged in the cars?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Oh my god, my cock, workman? Cop?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Where do you yeah? Where do you think all those
broken windows came from? What?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Was?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
No? But it just popped in my head. There's another
story with me and Mike too where Yeah, Like I said,
we were stoners back then. I don't even smoke weed. Anymore.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Good for you.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
I didn't have now no clean since twenty eleven, twenty twelve. Congratulations,
you haven't done any hard drogue. I just do a
couple of shots here and there, and then that's that's good.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Listen as long as you're you know, you're doing good. Fine.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
I mean, I'll get into it later. But anyway, there
was one time me and Mike were so fucking stoned.
I brought an ounce of weed with me to work
like a fucking retart, and Junior wanted us to demo
trailer that used to be in the backyard. No, I
mean I was good, that was good working. You know,
(31:19):
I don't even think I was stone yet. There are
so many goddamn stories that you don't know about. But anyway,
I'm having my brother fucking listening. Yeah, please don't, Junior.
I love you. You were a great boss, but you're
also paining the ass fired fired. No, but what happened
(31:45):
He asked us to demo this trailer, and due to
like my construction knowledge, I'm like, all right, just how
I'm gonna start doing it? And then me and Mike
were so baked from the morning I dropped that whole
ounce of weeds somewhere in the yard.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Are you me?
Speaker 4 (32:00):
No, not at all. And then me and Mike spent
like probably two hours of your your money.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Man, and got paid minimum.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Wait, yeah, I mean I got a little more than that.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
I mean, didn't you think I was struggling too?
Speaker 4 (32:16):
No? Trust me? Yeah, I see it now. I was eighteen.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
You know, listen your balls. You're not an idiot. You're
like you're twenty, like you're twenty six, and you know,
go ahead, man, go ahead. I'm twenty six.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
And times too point five?
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Wait, how old are you, Michelle?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I'll be sixty next year?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
All right, yeah, all right, you don't believe me, we'll
cut her in half, counter ring, all right, you're not.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
You weren't lying about your whole little setup.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
You know, he's not. I'm just saying, okay, what's the
next one? Why don't you keep on coming?
Speaker 4 (33:03):
No, but anyway, I was going to say, we spent
two hours looking all over the goddamn yard and ended
up being right in front of the trailer.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Are you serious? She spent two hours and it was
that's because they were so fucking.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
They dropped it off.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
They dropped it here, and you're over here look at it.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
But also, but also part of that story too is
I was a fucking retort and I decided to make
my first batch of wee cookies that day.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
And it gets better.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Yeah, and now I'm telling you, I have so many
goddamn stories about that.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
So go ahead tell me about this weird thing.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
So anyway, I brought in an ounce of weed. I
shouldn't have done it or whatever, but an ounce announce
twenty eight grand?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Like how big is it?
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Like? Imagine a ziploc bag and then it's like filled
like that.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
A big zip block, like a gallon ziplock bag.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
No, like a sandwich bag. Oh yeah, it's probably filled
like that much.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Okay, yeah, I don't know. Weird, so go ahead.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
But so me and Mike decided to take those cookies
that I made and I made that out of another ounce,
and I only made six cookies out of an ounce.
I didn't know what I was doing. I had no
idea what I was doing. So I made I made
the can of butter and I made cookies out of it,
(34:22):
and me and Mike took the cookies and uh, it
was forty five minutes later. I'm like, we don't feel ship.
So we need two more each and then out of
nowhere like I was. Then I got high. I get up,
but then I got high.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
I'm use their equipment and get high.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Yeah, gotta use power tools, get high.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Let me with this trailer. I'd be fucking.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
High, going to cut off some of my limbs while
I'm high.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
I learned the lesson that day.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
All right, so another one? You have one more?
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Oh? One more? What It just reminded me.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
What's the worst thing you saw that somebody else did
that you didn't do?
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Oh? That fucking like fifteen inch fuck band? The why
fifteen inch third in the van?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Dude? I took a picture of that, do you remember.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
I tried to find it forever and I tried to
send it to you.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah, I mean this and somebody I put.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
You know, I was okay with just the description. We
were like about fifteen fifteen inches, you know.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
Like the size of the buildough.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Yeah, and the guys stuck a towel over it didn't
even it didn't do anything like the whole thing sticking out.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
It was like it was like my friend he was
I was about to apply for the job. Yeah, thinking
not so.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Much how about anyone else doing anything?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Oh my god, fucking Steve.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
I'm telling you, man, both of them on pieces of ship.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
I remember, assuming they're not there, and he used to
scare the living ship out of me. I was. I
was a young kid, still trying to figure out if
he wasn't in his right mind. I know he was.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
And it's a shame because they were good kids. I'll
tell you what it is. They were great kids. It
was great workers. And then they started fucking popping ship
and forget about it. They were just banging left and right.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Yeah, called him a couple of times too, and then
and then I just saw him on the machine going
now and crashing in the stuff, and I'm like, dude,
I'm staying away from this guy.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Yea, And yeah, it's a shame. It was a real shame.
It was very disappointing. Not for as much me because
I'm in recovery and not that I give other people chances,
but I kind of understand it where my brother doesn't.
And he just he he took these kids in, this
kid in who didn't have a really great life, and
(36:58):
did all these wonderful things for him, and he handed
up just fucking my brother over, not because he did
it purposely, but because he was fucked up. So I
felt I do feel sorry for my brother. I mean,
I'm obviously it's my business, but.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
Junior was always a good ball. So he was a
little little odd ball, but you know.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
He takes things very seriously where I like to fuck
off a lot. And that's me. Now I'm the junior
of my job.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
I believe if you have a great work environment, you
just people want to work more and they'll have they'll.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Have fun, work, hard play.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
Yes, there's a certain certain extent to that, because what
I've dealt with too, there's I was with the company,
another construction company before I went back with my dad,
but uh, they kind of had that standard too. But
then they didn't really pay attention to what was going
on behind the scenes. And then those kids were standing
(37:57):
around doing anything, but their hardest workers were actually running
the business. Yeah, like me, like I was the only
one working. Everybody else is looking on their phone, yea,
watching tiktoks or whatever these young kids do. There's no
there's no hard labor anymore. Kids don't want to fucking work.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
No, No, they don't.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Okay, now, we're gonna make it so like an old
fart show.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
It's the truth.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
So it is.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
I am right there with you.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
I'm just I'm lucky, I'm in my generation.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
If we all start talking about those experiences, people are
gonna go, wow, it's the old timer show.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
No.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
I keep I keep saying how I fuck off all
the time? Like this year, all it was was taking
videos of us throwing water at each other, like without
knowing it. So I'd be like sitting there talking and
they're like breaking my face or just to everybody, you
have to have fun. It's a fuck off time. And
then the kid that works for me is like, I'm like, yoh, look,
(38:52):
we're going to do this, and he goes, you know,
I'm working for you. I'm making you money. I said, yeah,
but you know, sometimes just gonna have a little fun.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
On Yeah, So I get it.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
There's a there's fun around time and get shipped one time,
fuck around and find out exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
So on that one, you know what we're gonna do.
Did we play the pump song already?
Speaker 2 (39:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
If this motherfucker knew that I did this. Hold on,
let me think about it. And I don't care. I
really fucking don't. You fucking cocksucker, Is that mean for
me to say so?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
You're not going to play this show at a daycare center.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
How did you know my life?
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