November 6, 2025 • 38 mins
Cardboard Krissie
Police High Speed Chase
Animal Rescue Success Stories
Pittbulls
Cats
Trenton Animal Shelter
FAFO * Chris Jesen To Catch a Ped
Candlebox
Police High Speed Chase
Animal Rescue Success Stories
Pittbulls
Cats
Trenton Animal Shelter
FAFO * Chris Jesen To Catch a Ped
Candlebox
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Your boobs are starting, girls start moving, and why is this?
I didn't do it?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Wonderful So tonight I'm here so low except for what
the fuck is going on? What happened to my.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I that whole thing every day I saw you is?
Are you sure everything's going in the right hole?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
No? Hey, this is Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
Junkyard Barbies podcast. And if this is the first time
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buy vehicles twenty four to seven any condition, cash paid.
So on there, go to that tab sell your vehicle
and just fill out the form and we will give
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you a call. And what else? What else do I do?
But pets at pets are very very important. Bet are
very very important. Adopt yes, And here this is my
special I'm calling them celebrity co hosts there. So my
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celebrity co host tonight is karaoke King And here's this song. Maybe, man,
it's a cooler draw. So let's see Lucy here.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
What you lived in?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Dude? That dude is fucking smoking hot.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Fuck. I feel that way about Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
How did I not?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Is not?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Who's not?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
She's like, who's that?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Who was that?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
It was Sidney Sweeney on these she is? No, she's
the people she said some kind of ad people are
bitching about. No eagle American Eagle American? No, I don't know.
Is she like really young? Only your twenties?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, well then people are pedophiles.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I don't know, so I'm under fifty, so.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Anyway, I'm not so anyway, this is the first time
you're listening. I already went through that. But I'm a
huge and I'm a advocate. And with that, here is
my commercial.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Personally, I'm not believe.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Jennifer Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie. Are you looking
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Please neoter microchip. When you do go to the shelters,
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please please look at the longest residence and the youthanized list. Also,
singers is very important as well, so and always go
down and just volunteer. Definitely try to foster if you
can't adopt. And so we're sitting here karaoke king and
I and his song is okay now, So I'm addicted
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to this because yeah, because I was like, who is
this fucking people? He's like candlebox far behind. I'm like,
I don't even know them. And then as soon as
I heard, I'm like, oh yeah, And then the video
started to go more and I'm like, oh fuck yeah,
fuck right now, you were just talking to me about this.
(04:47):
There is a model.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, somebody's all offended, buyer.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I just saw the I just saw the picture. And
first of all, Stella McCarthy.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Is that this one something with some jeans or something?
I don't know. I'm not up on a lot of things.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
First of all, Stella McCarthy, and she's sharpest.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Shit.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I don't understand Sydney Sweeney has great jeans.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
That's adorable. Like she's wearing a pair of jeans. She's
wearing a jean jacket right here, meaning she's got good
herred attire, you know what I mean? Like good jeans.
What's the big fucking deal? Who's having it? Who's having
a connection?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Would she? I don't know. I saw something on the
internet about I find that shit hilarious because if somebody's
offended by it, I find it funny.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I don't either, confused me to like, who cares? She's
an attractive young girl. She's a in an ad for
a gene company, and I don't see what the big
deal is.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, I don't see her like doing porn.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
No, I don't see her. Yeah, do you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Like it's supposed to be you know what, anything clothing
wise and in that industry is all about sex.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I mean, she's not doing only fans or all like
what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
And look good. They used to have a big problem
with Brookshields. Obviously a lot of people. If you were listening,
you were younger, you wuln't know Brookshields. But she was
like so hot in the back, Oh my gosh, she
was beautiful. She was like you would look at her.
What have you seen her lately?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Though?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
No, she looks a little bit like a man in drag.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I'm not trying to be mean, like the Kardashian's dad
or what I was.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, I was a fan of hers when I was
growing up. She was like the epitome of being pretty, you.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
She was tall like me, with the dark hair and whatever.
I looked up to her. But yeah, she's looking a
little harsh with that makeup and the eyebrows now just bad.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
It looks like transvestite.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
That's what she looks like, really, Yeah, they were comparing
her to Bruce Jenner whatever his name is. You just
said that you were they were comparing her to Caitlyn Jenner.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Thanks looked like yeah, whatever, same thing.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah, see whatever, they.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I don't either. My name's Michelle. I identify as a slut.
I don't you know what I mean. It's just so crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You're on sabbatical from the slutship.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, that is true. I'm off of that. Yeah, m
hm mm hmmm. All right, So, uh, let's talk about
some good stuff going on. Do you have anything durrant
about considering you're in here with us?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh, the state of North Carolina has pissed me off
a lot. I think I told you about that.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I'm still going on what happened.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I have to go to court on December first. So
I was arrested almost six years ago.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Down there.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I was at work, minding my own business, not doing
anything fucking wrong. Four people broke into my fucking house.
The cops came and arrested them. They called me up.
I said, take them to jail. I'll come down your
police station. Whatever. They called me back an hour later.
We're still at your house. What the fuck, you're still
doing in my house. You should be gone. We found
some questionable things at your house, like what we found marijuana?
(08:02):
You need to come home. So I went home, went
to jail with them. Tell me how, tell me how
that fucking marked own. So it was only a couple
of ounces of pot, like three ounces a week. They
put me in jail for fifty thousand dollars bail. This
is twenty nineteen. This is like twenty nineteen. This happens
in March. I go to court in November and I
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get a year probation and then COVID hit. So the
po would like show up in the driveway like wave
at me and shit. I'm like, that's it, we're good.
And uh So I did all their probation. I paid
their fines, I paid their costs. In August of this year,
I get a lian on my bank account from the
Department of Revenue in North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
That's insane.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Never sent me a letter, they never gave me a
phone call, they never gave me a reach around. Nothing.
That's nothing, And they swiped over one thousand dollars on
my bank account. They have a lian on my account.
I can't do nothing with my bank account at all.
It's it's completely utterly shut off for me. Wow, I
stopped my direct deposits in it.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Because you were caught because you had.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Weed trying to charge me almost.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
How much did away tell me you're like a chiechen job.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Tell me where that makes any sense.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
It doesn't make any.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Sense at off.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I can't believe that's insane that you actually got locked
up for two people that tried to rob you.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
One of the people that broke into my house wound
up in the block I was in, and as soon
as he saw me and knew who I was, he
went right to a guard. So you got to get
me off this block. He's like, we broke into his house, Oh.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
My gosh, and we'll see he should have just taken
the beaten.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
So I spent two weeks in jail, and I ended
up bailing out for a thousand bucks because I got
my baill reduced all that sat down in the jail
for two weeks. I've done years here in Pennsylvania. I'd
rather done them years over than two weeks in North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
How much years did you do here?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
H two in penitentiary one and one and a halfway
where pen I've been a greater herd. I've been in
camp Hill, and I've been in Albion. Okay, I did
self help down Southampton and Boulevard.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Oh my gosh, my cousin was in there.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I did self help for three months and then I
went back to the state halfway house. In the back
they called step down and I was there for thirteen months.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Do you mind if I asked what you did? I'm
gonna ask anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Sold announced of cocaine to a cop up in Newtown,
took me to tail police on a high speed chase.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Holy shit, did your bad ass.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Went to jail for half a million dollars back? Then?
Hold on me and my brother. Yeah, I have the
article at home because somebody nailed it to me, probably
over the last ten years. Like I have the actual
print out article from Bucks County. And one of his
neighbors got arrested with weed. He was a young kid,
he was like eighteen, and the cops did their whole
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scare thing, Oh well, you're gonna go to jail over
this ounce of weed and kids are gonna rape you
and shit, like they told him all this fucked up hit.
So they got him to set Polly up to make
this fucking buy. So we went and did that. These
kids probably got away scott free and we wound up
going to jail for years now. We didn't think they
were cops. We thought they were trying to rob us,
so we took them on a high speed chase until
police cars so joined the chase, and then we finally
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decided to give up. We were driving my eighty four
Pontiac Transam through five five.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Was this like uh smoking the bandon.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Ship almost you know ip Eagle Road and ship up
in newtawn He came out of the Windy's. Yeah. They
tried to throw my brother under the jail at one point.
What Yeah, because they tried to say he tried to
commit vehicular homicide against the police officer as they said,
we want to hit one of them or something like that.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
So you were like smoking the bandit like this.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
It was probably more like going in sixty seconds with
the Mustang with Nicholas Cage smoking the band I love.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
We got around.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
The ban.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
But that was you karaoke king and the bandit. Ye,
and my red is so fucking cool, like I em
like so important. You know how people are like, oh man,
what a loser, And I'm like, what, It's awesome. Seriously,
I think it's badass too. I'm a weirdo. Yeah, yeah,
I guess I am too, because how many people, like,
how many people do you get to me that have
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done that.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I've been in a high speed chase with the police
and actually thought about running, like, dude, what's that like?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
What does that feel like? Because I've always wanted to
do that?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Dude. The adrenaline was something I don't think I've ever
experienced anything like that, since it's very intense, you know
what I mean, Like you're running from the cops. Me
and my brother's driving. I'm riding shotgun and we're having
a whole conversation to an eighty mile an hour and
I'm down down Eagle Road in Newtown.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Where is that exactly?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Eagle Road is not far from one of the schools.
Because they had us in the school zone and all
that shit like that, they they were trying to they
were trying to give us like like five to ten,
almost like they really wanted to throw us in jail.
Holy And it was like our first defense and we
got three dec I'm arrested, yep. We never to hold on.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
So you're telling me you went through the school zone.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
No, we were in a school zone when we made
the drug sale. We were technically inside of the school zone.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Oh fuck me.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
So they were trying to they were trying to throw
if we didn't plead guilty, they wanted to give us
two to five on top of our three to six
were selling drugs in school zone. Like, if we didn't plead.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Guilt, was it school time? No, well then it shouldn't count.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Kids weren't in there.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Okay, Well the kids aren't there and it's late.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
So I like, we're trying to give the kids drugs
that way. I don't get doing that. I like the
drug I like to I like the free drug school
zone times. They're my favorite. I won't one of those
free drugs schools, Like here, you gotta give them away
for free?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Is that fucked up on my part that I even said?
But what like, it wasn't school time.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
You're a parent.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
There's like five o'clock at night.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
It's are old now, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Don't you remember them being younger and hanging out at
the school. Just because I'm not in a doubt, would
you want that going on around your kids.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
No, I'd rather. I'd rather that than Chester molester, you
know what I mean. And then something like that going down.
I mean, either way, it's fucked up, but I mean
it'll change either way. I'm trying to get around this
with the pedophile thing, you know what I'm trying to say, though.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I have a very low opinion of pedophile.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
That's because we were talking about pedophiles earlier.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah, somebody that we know, Yeah, and actually somebody I
don't really care. I'm gonna say who they were. His
name was Sean Burke, and he used to come into
my yard all the time. All the guys knew him.
He would come to all the events with his kids.
And then here it is, all this shit came out
about him and he was convicted for Do you want
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me to read everything about it? I mean, it's having
sex with his kid, putting him in a video and
just pictures. And the scary thing is is that I
think he was saying that he didn't do it. I mean,
he's doing fifteen to twenty five and I was privy
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to something not from him, obviously that he that he
had sent. It doesn't matter he had sent somebody something
and no one was supposed to see it. And I'm
just gonna say the aunt got it, and she she
was horrified, and she's like and he's saying he didn't
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do anything. If you were to see these pictures, they're inappropriate.
You don't take a picture with your daughter in her
bathing suit, like a selfie of each other, Like, like,
who fucking does that? He needs to be he needs
to be eliminated. I don't know, you're never going to
change them. They're not going to stop. They've ruined these
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little girls' lives and he doesn't give a fuck. Well,
I'm just saying, like this happened. I'm just sayfically, you
know as oh no, it's it's yeah, boys get it
to most definitely, But I'm just saying, like, you never know.
And then something else happened that you and I Christy
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were talking about, Yeah he's a scumbag and this guy
this is a real piece of shit, I mean, and
acting like telling one story, but it really wasn't that.
And now it's starting to it starts to unravel because
people you always said that everything was going to come
to light. I did about that, didn't I I said something,
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something's to miss here, and it's all going to come out.
It's all going to come to light. And I'll tell
you what. Yeah, it does when you're a malicious pophile
pedophile person period and you it's now mm hmmm, it's
going to come out.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I have two stories I can tell you that are
fucked up about this.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Go ahead, are we doing the pedophile things? I guess? So,
hold on, isn't that what's his name?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Chris, Chris?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
What's that guy's name? He walks in and he goes, uh,
Chris Jensen, to catch a predator? So go ahead, tell
me your fucked up story.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
So my brother and I are up in bucks gyump.
We're up on dworstowner in the courthouse, okay, go downstairs
in the basement and holding cells or whatever, and I
think we're there for sentencing day. And they bring this
old guy down, look like Colonel fucking Sanders, okay, and
me and him are co defendants. But they put us
in a cell right next to each other, sure, like
right on the bars talking. They bring this old old
guy down, They put him in the cell and they
put him over by himself, like away from us. He's like,
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why do you think they put him over there. I said,
he's a fucking pedophile. He looked at me, said, how
can you judge them? How can you look at somebody
and judge him like that? I said, look at him,
I said, the reason they put him over there is
he's a pedophile. He's like, dude, you shouldn't say that.
I'm like, all right, listen, I'm like, you work in
the library in Bucks. When we get back to the jail,
give it a day or two, go through, go through
the court logs, and you'll see him. You might even
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see a picture of him. I'll give you his name
before that. And sure enough, he was in there for
raping his own kids. Kids appare floral more than one. Yes,
he was in there for raping his own kids. I
think he only got like five to ten. Like why
he was old. I mean, he most likely was gonna
die in jail. I mean I harassed him as much
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as I could before I left to go upstate, because
me and him went upstate about two weeks later. I
harassed that man as much as I saw him, as
much as I could, because I didn't want him to
look peacefully in jail, because what he did was fucked up. Now,
I'm not gonna lie. I wanted to take my belt.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Are you allowed? Are you allowed to tell us? Because time,
no one really knows who you are. They only know
that your name's Karaoke? Can that's it?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Dona tell you?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I want you to say how you fucking punished him
every day?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Oh, I used to piss on him. I used to
get a bottle. I used to get a bottle and
fill it up with pissing every time I saw him.
I scored him with it right in his face, slavery
brought by his cell like. He went to the guards
and complained, but he couldn't point me out because he
couldn't figure out who was doing it to him, and
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the guards knew it was me. Like the guards knew
it was me, and they didn't give a fuck. They
didn't honestly give one zero fuck that they loved every bit.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
You're the fuck. He gets better and better.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
I've peated on a jacket before, on some bitch I
didn't like, and then gave it back to her. I
can't because I couldn't stand her. She was this gang.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I can't beat yours. No, that's I don't think. But
all right, Okay, someone pissed me off, and I was
going to say I was living with Pump and his
brother was there, and he was an alcoholic and I
don't drink, and he was just being a jerk off.
So he would drink ballies every morning. So I went
into I pissed in a cop and I poured it
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into his baillies. So and then I got more pissed off,
and I fucking spit in it. So I'd open up
every morning and i'd shake it so if any you
know what I mean, the ship would come out, and
then I would watch him drink it.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Satisfactor, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I was. So you're like pissing on him, I'm pussing
he could drink it, motherfucker. Can they hold us responsible?
It's times pasted? Yeah, fucked up?
Speaker 1 (19:57):
So what else did you do?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Well? Mine?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Is it? No? No? This is this is a story
about it about a guy. It's about twenty ten. We
worked with this guy. I'm trying to remember his fucking name.
He was having a tattoo party and one of the
guys we've worked with, he didn't want him to come
to the party, not just because he was black, but
because he was. He had a sex crime. He was eighteen.
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He had sex with a seventeen year old girl, and
some of the press chargerone, I think that shits fucked up.
Now this guy, this guy's going to clean his record.
He has a CDL, he has a gun permit. Now
like he's cleaned up his whole life, you know what
I mean. But the guy talking about oh, I don't
want to be around him because he's a fucking pedophile.
He made the paper a few months later. Guess for what,
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portrading tattoos for sex with underage girls.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
My, oh, my gosh, he.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Got like three hundred years in jail for all his stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
I don't even know what to say.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
His name was Walt. Trying to remember his last name.
His first name was Walt.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
To put these people on blasts. I already put Sean
Burke on blast. We can't put that. We actually can't
put this other person on blast until it happened. But
we will, believe me, rest assured coming, what's coming, big time,
We're coming for you. We're coming.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I might have been friends with him on a different Facebook,
but not the want I'm on. I can't remember his
last name. It might come to me.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
It's it's crazy. And when you're saying that, hold on,
I just there.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
He would be twenty ten. His name was Walt. Where
the fuck did he live? He's in Bucks County? Remember
what the hell he did? But you might be able
to look him up at that might be something you
might be able to find.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I'm gonna tell you what we're gonna we're gonna do
right now. And if this isn't fucking funny, come on, ready, listen,
this is gonna be a quick one.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
You should have that taser out.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Our driveway cam show.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I didn't get so I.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Didn't get to finish my dinner. You can finish. I
had stuff earlier. Yeah, and then weekend something wrong. It
doesn't matter because it was a way bolded for so long. Yeah,
it's something here. This is like a ten year old
little girl. Thanks, because he's about to lose he's about
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to lose his lune. I know who you are?
Speaker 3 (22:32):
You know who I am?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yes, So you've seen my shows before? Yeah, well guess one.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
We're shouting up again.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
To catch a predator, to catch a predator.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
That was what that was.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Now have you ever seen the boon dock scenes?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I met the Boone Dock Saints and the one guy
asked me to sleep with them and gave me his number.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Did you do it? Doing to tell?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Probably?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Probably it wasn't It wasn't good for you.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Everybody's hot to you.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
No, No, he is super hot, super nice. You should
see the picture we all have together. It's so funny
because I'm next to oh gosh, I call him the
walking dead guy I don't even know. And they were
all behind me, and my son was next to Sean,
and then my niece and you know, and then you know,
everyone has their hands. Well, Sean had his arm reaching
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all the whe hug me. Yeah, he's not very tall. No, no,
but he's sexy as fuck. All right. So I had
about the boon Dock saying, sorry, I would like to
do that with pedophiles. Oh, I love it. Can I
be with you? I want to. I want to be.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Absolutely down.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
So you want to be in it?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, I mean because you can find.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
For my own personal reason, yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
But I don't just I'm not I want pedophiles. I
don't want the people that have been wrongly accused of
rape and stuff, you know, the stupid shit people being
sixteen or fourteen and having sex with a sixteen year
old somebody. That shit's dumb. I want to research.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Because my husband was twenty three and I was seventeen
when I met Himsell and.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Back in the day, like in the eighties, I was
fifteen and I would tell people I was twenty and
I'd go out with like guys that were much older.
And I don't know where it changed, buddy.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
In the younger now or you're still in the older.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
No, I like older guys.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I like the grace.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
No, I like god, I don't know. I like guys
who are built good, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Muscles are dick, both sometimes they don't both go together.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Now, the thing is that you have to have a
nice body, because I take care of myself.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Somebody you can walk around with a push pop.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
And you're cool with that. What's a push pop little dick? No,
I don't know. I don't I don't have I'm very
small down there too, so I don't want something that's
like huge. But I like a guy who's like built
and they're thinner, but they're built and.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
All tatted up, all tatted up.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
And yeah, mm hmm, that's true.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Thing.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Yeah, she likes guys that look like derelics, basically.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Bad boys.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah, yeah, well the bad boys always like me. What
does that mean? The good girls are supposed to like
the bad boys. But I'm not really a good girl.
So what is that about?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
You're probably a little freak.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Who's a freak her?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah? Absolutely, yeah, m M.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I'm not gonna go there. I'm a good girl. I
don't do anything bad.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Mm hmm bridge you can tell me too.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
It's right out tide.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
As she as she sits in front of a sex wing.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
It's hysterical.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
And what is that called a ballgag?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Like, don't I don't know a ballgag. This is a
hard core I've never seen it half that ship like
this is a hard core one, and I'll tell you why.
There's no way of getting out of it. It's all leather.
It's a full like hard ball like they have ones
that are not as hardcore. You could breathe a little
bit more here. This sucker is getting on you and
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no am reach their own. It's not my own, No,
it's not mine. I just people give me things bullshit.
It's not bullshit. I don't lie sometimes, but not about this.
I'm not lying about but that's really fucked up. And
I'm going to agree with you when that because people
do get busted, like you were saying, you met your
husband hap and you were really young and the same thing.
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So they get put on there and they didn't really
do anything. There's a couple of people that that has
happened to.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
I'm glad it ever happened to me, but just meeting
people that something like that happens too, it's fucked up.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
You know what These girls lie about their age to
get into bars and shit like that, so it's like it's.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Not really their fault. Yeah, I agree, Yeah, it.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Comes out later on.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
We're not talking already had sex. Yeah, We're not talking
about a man, like a fifty something year old man. No,
praying on like sixteen seventeen.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Year old girl to like early twenties, you know, with
a sixteen seventeen year old Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
No, I'm talking about somebody of any age having checks
with people under like the age of like twelve, you
know what I mean, fourteen twelve? Like, like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
At a certain age, I think if you're like thirty
or thirty, hold on, if you're fifty years old, do
you think it's okay then to fuck around with a
fifteen year old.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
No, not even okay, not even a little bit sixteen.
I don't even want to look at a girl that's
under thirty, Like.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
That's what I'm interested in, because certain people were just
They're like, no, I'm just into younger girls. You're the
oldest one I've been with. What.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
No, I've been with women as old older than you.
Like it doesn't age. I like older too, I really do.
Like my wife's four days older than me.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
But your wife's hot, thank you. She got some nice tits,
she does some nice tids. Yeah, she was one of
my yeah humboobies.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I actually went through some of them, like I went
all the way back here, like most of the year.
She got almost the most likes on most I was
shocked by that time.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I wasn't well.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I mean, you had some nice boobs on there too,
Like there were some nice there were other other nice
boobs on ere. She was like one of your most
like posts.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah she was. I can see them in my head
right now, me too, yeh, you see them all the time.
She's hot. I wanted to get her on here.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
I'm trying to talk her into it. She's shy.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Sometimes she wasn't shy when she had those puppies out.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah, I should feed her some booze and bring it
down here. Oh my gosh, you'll have chatty.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
You have to.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I'll try to do it tomorrow. I'll try to get
I'm like, hey, you want to go and have a drink
real quick, I'll take you somewhere.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Oh my gosh, that would be so cool.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Bring her here, all chatty and ship. That's how you
get her to sing too, give her a drink or too.
She'll get up. She'll get up and start.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Saying, we need you to pay your karaoke thing over here,
and we could do it and.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
It's just cocktails.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Yeah, and just do.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
The camera have people sing while they' getting drunk.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah. I don't drink, but I don't care.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Karaoke podcast because just because, yeah, we'll do it.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah, karaoke try to say that fifty times. Karaoke podcast,
karaoke podcast, car podcast. That's not that hard. That would
actually be fun.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, I think so. Ah, I'm still getting set up.
I'm not ready yet. I just picked up a la as.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
You're ready, we're going to do it. And even I
can do it down the yard. So what I'm doing
is I have a studio now down at the junk yard,
so I'm bringing stuff down there to bring people down.
It might be easier for people because like four minutes
from my house and they got six minutes from my house,
so then you'll be happy.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
I'd be happily bring it over there.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, I think that would be awesome.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
I'd happily bring it over there.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
You know. And people like we said, like, how can
you talk that way? And I put something up, which
I did pulled down, but I put mething around.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I saw that somebody got somebody.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Got a mad some they just said, you know, And
and I respected what they said to me because I'm
in sobriety and they were like, you can keep it up.
I don't care. But they were just making sure I
was okay because that was my whatever. And I said, yeah, actually,
it's funny. Though. It's funny, but it's not fun.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Because you can look back on your past laugh about
it now. Yeah, it's like cardboard Chrissy. I can laugh
at her now, But when I was sleeping on that
fucking cardboard, I wasn't laughing too much. Yep, you know,
and I just realized when I was on my way
here and you wanted to stick me on here, I'm like, well,
I kind of hate it now, but whatever, Like you
got people that work for you. My son in law
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works for you, and my daughter, like I say shit
on here and they're like, mom, I just say that.
You know they don't like it. But Shane, like he
calls me cardboard Chrissy, You're always going to be cardboard
Christy to me. And I'm looking at him, like, what's
so fucking funny about that?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Like you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Like I shared the part of my story because I
thought I could help somebody, because you got to be
humble in life. You never know when something's going to
happen to you, so you you shouldn't pay a judgment
on anybody because you wouldn't know by talking to me
that I slept on the fucking cardboard and the many
other things. But I changed my life around.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I'm all good now, all good. But she's doing me
for two years. Let me tell you something. If you
were to hear her story the way I know it,
it's it's a success story.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Really. I love that. Yeah, I'm all about that.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
And a lot of times people aren't for people, you know,
they like it or not, they.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Are you're in your corner and they really root for
you to you know, fuck it up.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yeah no, no, no, that's bad, Like that's that's bad karma.
You can't.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
You know a lot of people do that, just like
with everything going on with you.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah, I'm sure theres people rooting against me.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
You got your ship together and everybody's like fuck him.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yeah, I mean I'm trying. I mean, like now my
my past is coming back to bite me in the
assplet you know, I'm going I'm going to fucking beat this,
like yeah, you know, it might cost me some money,
but at the end of the day, like it's not
going to stop. Who I am. Fuck them, Yeah, they
don't like me for them, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Well, if you're doing the right thing, it's you know,
like I said, you didn't do anything malicious. It's just stupid. Yeah,
I mean I can't say that about sounds to the
other undercover cop. Dude, like what the fuck? But this
whole thing in North Carolina stupid?
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Yeah, it's dude, I really, It's a money grab. It's
a whole money grab.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
It is a whole money grab. The whole state here
is a money grab because all new laws are being
implemented in the junkyard.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Business, so that their law they changed it into only
twenty three did they have ten years to go after
somebody for their for their unauthorized taxes, for their unauthorized
tax division. Now they have till twenty twenty nine to
fuck with me about it. So I'm just gonna go
try to deal with it.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Oh my gosh, that's good though, you're heading it off.
And sometimes when you do.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
That that I'm scared about. No, no, no, no. I
have a friend that I met down there. She moved
up here, and she's been going to court down there
for like two and a half years for slamming a
fucking courtroom door, and every time she drives down there,
they just continue it and continue it and continue it. Now,
that's what I'm scared about. In December, and I want
to waste my time driving down there, cost me five
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hundred dollars for the whole fucking trip or more, and
they're like, oh, you got to come back in a
month or two months, Like, no, we're gonna do this today.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
I'm from a place where you have, you get arrested,
you go to one hearing, and then you go to trial,
and you're usually done in six fucking months. I don't
have six months to waste to drive down here when
you motherfuckers can't find my address to send me a letter.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Dude, you're dealing with the good old boys. Good luck.
They don't care. They don't care.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Fucking stupid.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
They don't don't care.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
If they had brain cells in North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
They don't fucking care. They don't care about anybody that's
not in their you know state. They said, you have
to be really careful about North Carolina. There's another one going.
I think it's North Carolina. You have to be really
careful about going through there because if you get fucked there,
you're fucked. They just don't they don't care. Like you said,
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money grab. That's the way it is. Fuck the police.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Fucked what I want to sorry, it just what.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
I have a lot of friends that are that are cops.
But my friends that are cops are good cops, do
you know what I mean? Like I'll be like, you
know why, because they all worked in Philly and then
they come out to the burbs and they look at
things differently. They're not so you know what I mean,
they don't have to prove anything. They saw real action.
They come up here and they're like, what's your tip
(34:53):
to cow? Like, okay, you know, go home, sleeping off.
But they've seen like some horrendous ship down there.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I used to work with the guy. He's a Bristol
cop now as a young kid. He ran into that
that apartment they caught fire by clubs on Ford Road.
I know I'm talking about a couple of months ago.
He was sure Mike Leannhauser. He was on duty overnight.
Something happened in the He ran into the building, banged
on doors, help somebody climbed out their second floor. He
made the paper and yeah, I think he made the news.
(35:24):
I don't watch, but I think he even made the actual news.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
I think that place was like a shipthle. Yeah they
were doing prostitution or yeah, something was going something. Yeah,
Betty Croker fucked up the mess. Love of Town traces
another one.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I think that's what that. I think that's what that
is over here, and.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
I deliver on Wednesday nights. I'm just still getting another area.
But that is a definite. Really, I heard the row
section E over there. Not that there's anything wrong with that, okay,
but you know she's not saying anything.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
She lived on cardboard. At least you guys have a house.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
That's right, I did and everything else and judgment.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Mm hmmm, right, you tell him, sister, she's so cute.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
All right?
Speaker 2 (36:09):
You know what we're gonna do. I I can't find
my thing ready, listen, hold on, Well, it kind of
is the fuck like this is supposed to be the
the beginning anyway. I don't know what. Yeah, if it's
(36:30):
two dudes in me about nine and the chicks, but
I think we're gonna Dude, I am so impressed by
your fucking like high speed police chase, like like I'm
in a round now.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
I mean, I'm gonna find the article and send it
to you. M M.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Dude, I would, Oh my gosh. You know when I
was at a car show at the Pumpkin Run and
they had a guy and he had this like a
metal toilet like they do in prison, and I was like, oh, wow,
look at this. And I'm taking a picture on the
side and I look up and it's O. J. Simpson
cut out and the guy had it. He has a
(37:13):
white Bronco, so he had it as if it was
his car. It was funny. Yeah, I like like that.
It makes me happy. That's fucking so cool, though, don't
you think?
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Are we? We are fucked up? Art?
Speaker 3 (37:27):
That just goes to show you can't judge a book
by its cover.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
You never know, No, you can't. Because he looks like
you know, doesn't he look like he's a day looks
like an accountant or something.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Yeah, stick a pseudor on him or something, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
He could be like an accountant. Oh my gosh, you
know what. We can never not have this. We're gonna
end with this though. You know what is it? Chrissy?
What do I always play? We talk about the guy
who had a penis pomp? Oh yeah, only me would
be with these people. That and a guy that like
put fat injections in his deck. I swear it's I
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don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Pump, pump the jam.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Pump it up while your feet are stumping and the
jam is pumping. Look ahea at the crowd and jumping.
Pump it a little little.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Get the party going on the dance floor, see, because
that's where the party is.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
That ain't you find out if you do that? So
get you get out of me.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
You ride neck my aks?
Speaker 2 (38:41):
All right, everyone said goodbye, goodbye bye,
Your boobs are starting, girls start moving, and why is this?
I didn't do it?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Wonderful So tonight I'm here so low except for what
the fuck is going on? What happened to my.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I that whole thing every day I saw you is?
Are you sure everything's going in the right hole?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
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But pets at pets are very very important. Bet are
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special I'm calling them celebrity co hosts there. So my
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celebrity co host tonight is karaoke King And here's this song. Maybe, man,
it's a cooler draw. So let's see Lucy here.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
What you lived in?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Dude? That dude is fucking smoking hot.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Fuck. I feel that way about Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
How did I not?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Is not?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Who's not?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
She's like, who's that?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Who was that?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
It was Sidney Sweeney on these she is? No, she's
the people she said some kind of ad people are
bitching about. No eagle American Eagle American? No, I don't know.
Is she like really young? Only your twenties?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, well then people are pedophiles.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I don't know, so I'm under fifty, so.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Anyway, I'm not so anyway, this is the first time
you're listening. I already went through that. But I'm a
huge and I'm a advocate. And with that, here is
my commercial.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Personally, I'm not believe.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
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Please neoter microchip. When you do go to the shelters,
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please please look at the longest residence and the youthanized list. Also,
singers is very important as well, so and always go
down and just volunteer. Definitely try to foster if you
can't adopt. And so we're sitting here karaoke king and
I and his song is okay now, So I'm addicted
(04:25):
to this because yeah, because I was like, who is
this fucking people? He's like candlebox far behind. I'm like,
I don't even know them. And then as soon as
I heard, I'm like, oh yeah, And then the video
started to go more and I'm like, oh fuck yeah,
fuck right now, you were just talking to me about this.
(04:47):
There is a model.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, somebody's all offended, buyer.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I just saw the I just saw the picture. And
first of all, Stella McCarthy.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Is that this one something with some jeans or something?
I don't know. I'm not up on a lot of things.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
First of all, Stella McCarthy, and she's sharpest.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Shit.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I don't understand Sydney Sweeney has great jeans.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
That's adorable. Like she's wearing a pair of jeans. She's
wearing a jean jacket right here, meaning she's got good
herred attire, you know what I mean? Like good jeans.
What's the big fucking deal? Who's having it? Who's having
a connection?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Would she? I don't know. I saw something on the
internet about I find that shit hilarious because if somebody's
offended by it, I find it funny.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I don't either, confused me to like, who cares? She's
an attractive young girl. She's a in an ad for
a gene company, and I don't see what the big
deal is.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, I don't see her like doing porn.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
No, I don't see her. Yeah, do you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Like it's supposed to be you know what, anything clothing
wise and in that industry is all about sex.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I mean, she's not doing only fans or all like
what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
And look good. They used to have a big problem
with Brookshields. Obviously a lot of people. If you were listening,
you were younger, you wuln't know Brookshields. But she was
like so hot in the back, Oh my gosh, she
was beautiful. She was like you would look at her.
What have you seen her lately?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Though?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
No, she looks a little bit like a man in drag.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I'm not trying to be mean, like the Kardashian's dad
or what I was.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, I was a fan of hers when I was
growing up. She was like the epitome of being pretty, you.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
She was tall like me, with the dark hair and whatever.
I looked up to her. But yeah, she's looking a
little harsh with that makeup and the eyebrows now just bad.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
It looks like transvestite.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
That's what she looks like, really, Yeah, they were comparing
her to Bruce Jenner whatever his name is. You just
said that you were they were comparing her to Caitlyn Jenner.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Thanks looked like yeah, whatever, same thing.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah, see whatever, they.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I don't either. My name's Michelle. I identify as a slut.
I don't you know what I mean. It's just so crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You're on sabbatical from the slutship.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, that is true. I'm off of that. Yeah, m
hm mm hmmm. All right, So, uh, let's talk about
some good stuff going on. Do you have anything durrant
about considering you're in here with us?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh, the state of North Carolina has pissed me off
a lot. I think I told you about that.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I'm still going on what happened.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I have to go to court on December first. So
I was arrested almost six years ago.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Down there.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I was at work, minding my own business, not doing
anything fucking wrong. Four people broke into my fucking house.
The cops came and arrested them. They called me up.
I said, take them to jail. I'll come down your
police station. Whatever. They called me back an hour later.
We're still at your house. What the fuck, you're still
doing in my house. You should be gone. We found
some questionable things at your house, like what we found marijuana?
(08:02):
You need to come home. So I went home, went
to jail with them. Tell me how, tell me how
that fucking marked own. So it was only a couple
of ounces of pot, like three ounces a week. They
put me in jail for fifty thousand dollars bail. This
is twenty nineteen. This is like twenty nineteen. This happens
in March. I go to court in November and I
(08:24):
get a year probation and then COVID hit. So the
po would like show up in the driveway like wave
at me and shit. I'm like, that's it, we're good.
And uh So I did all their probation. I paid
their fines, I paid their costs. In August of this year,
I get a lian on my bank account from the
Department of Revenue in North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
That's insane.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Never sent me a letter, they never gave me a
phone call, they never gave me a reach around. Nothing.
That's nothing, And they swiped over one thousand dollars on
my bank account. They have a lian on my account.
I can't do nothing with my bank account at all.
It's it's completely utterly shut off for me. Wow, I
stopped my direct deposits in it.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Because you were caught because you had.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Weed trying to charge me almost.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
How much did away tell me you're like a chiechen job.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Tell me where that makes any sense.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
It doesn't make any.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Sense at off.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I can't believe that's insane that you actually got locked
up for two people that tried to rob you.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
One of the people that broke into my house wound
up in the block I was in, and as soon
as he saw me and knew who I was, he
went right to a guard. So you got to get
me off this block. He's like, we broke into his house, Oh.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
My gosh, and we'll see he should have just taken
the beaten.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
So I spent two weeks in jail, and I ended
up bailing out for a thousand bucks because I got
my baill reduced all that sat down in the jail
for two weeks. I've done years here in Pennsylvania. I'd
rather done them years over than two weeks in North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
How much years did you do here?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
H two in penitentiary one and one and a halfway
where pen I've been a greater herd. I've been in
camp Hill, and I've been in Albion. Okay, I did
self help down Southampton and Boulevard.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Oh my gosh, my cousin was in there.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I did self help for three months and then I
went back to the state halfway house. In the back
they called step down and I was there for thirteen months.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Do you mind if I asked what you did? I'm
gonna ask anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Sold announced of cocaine to a cop up in Newtown,
took me to tail police on a high speed chase.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Holy shit, did your bad ass.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Went to jail for half a million dollars back? Then?
Hold on me and my brother. Yeah, I have the
article at home because somebody nailed it to me, probably
over the last ten years. Like I have the actual
print out article from Bucks County. And one of his
neighbors got arrested with weed. He was a young kid,
he was like eighteen, and the cops did their whole
(10:41):
scare thing, Oh well, you're gonna go to jail over
this ounce of weed and kids are gonna rape you
and shit, like they told him all this fucked up hit.
So they got him to set Polly up to make
this fucking buy. So we went and did that. These
kids probably got away scott free and we wound up
going to jail for years now. We didn't think they
were cops. We thought they were trying to rob us,
so we took them on a high speed chase until
police cars so joined the chase, and then we finally
(11:02):
decided to give up. We were driving my eighty four
Pontiac Transam through five five.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Was this like uh smoking the bandon.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Ship almost you know ip Eagle Road and ship up
in newtawn He came out of the Windy's. Yeah. They
tried to throw my brother under the jail at one point.
What Yeah, because they tried to say he tried to
commit vehicular homicide against the police officer as they said,
we want to hit one of them or something like that.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
So you were like smoking the bandit like this.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
It was probably more like going in sixty seconds with
the Mustang with Nicholas Cage smoking the band I love.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
We got around.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
The ban.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
But that was you karaoke king and the bandit. Ye,
and my red is so fucking cool, like I em
like so important. You know how people are like, oh man,
what a loser, And I'm like, what, It's awesome. Seriously,
I think it's badass too. I'm a weirdo. Yeah, yeah,
I guess I am too, because how many people, like,
how many people do you get to me that have
(12:11):
done that.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I've been in a high speed chase with the police
and actually thought about running, like, dude, what's that like?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
What does that feel like? Because I've always wanted to
do that?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Dude. The adrenaline was something I don't think I've ever
experienced anything like that, since it's very intense, you know
what I mean, Like you're running from the cops. Me
and my brother's driving. I'm riding shotgun and we're having
a whole conversation to an eighty mile an hour and
I'm down down Eagle Road in Newtown.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Where is that exactly?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Eagle Road is not far from one of the schools.
Because they had us in the school zone and all
that shit like that, they they were trying to they
were trying to give us like like five to ten,
almost like they really wanted to throw us in jail.
Holy And it was like our first defense and we
got three dec I'm arrested, yep. We never to hold on.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
So you're telling me you went through the school zone.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
No, we were in a school zone when we made
the drug sale. We were technically inside of the school zone.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Oh fuck me.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
So they were trying to they were trying to throw
if we didn't plead guilty, they wanted to give us
two to five on top of our three to six
were selling drugs in school zone. Like, if we didn't plead.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Guilt, was it school time? No, well then it shouldn't count.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Kids weren't in there.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Okay, Well the kids aren't there and it's late.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
So I like, we're trying to give the kids drugs
that way. I don't get doing that. I like the
drug I like to I like the free drug school
zone times. They're my favorite. I won't one of those
free drugs schools, Like here, you gotta give them away
for free?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Is that fucked up on my part that I even said?
But what like, it wasn't school time.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
You're a parent.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
There's like five o'clock at night.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
It's are old now, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Don't you remember them being younger and hanging out at
the school. Just because I'm not in a doubt, would
you want that going on around your kids.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
No, I'd rather. I'd rather that than Chester molester, you
know what I mean. And then something like that going down.
I mean, either way, it's fucked up, but I mean
it'll change either way. I'm trying to get around this
with the pedophile thing, you know what I'm trying to say, though.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I have a very low opinion of pedophile.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
That's because we were talking about pedophiles earlier.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah, somebody that we know, Yeah, and actually somebody I
don't really care. I'm gonna say who they were. His
name was Sean Burke, and he used to come into
my yard all the time. All the guys knew him.
He would come to all the events with his kids.
And then here it is, all this shit came out
about him and he was convicted for Do you want
(14:40):
me to read everything about it? I mean, it's having
sex with his kid, putting him in a video and
just pictures. And the scary thing is is that I
think he was saying that he didn't do it. I mean,
he's doing fifteen to twenty five and I was privy
(15:02):
to something not from him, obviously that he that he
had sent. It doesn't matter he had sent somebody something
and no one was supposed to see it. And I'm
just gonna say the aunt got it, and she she
was horrified, and she's like and he's saying he didn't
(15:24):
do anything. If you were to see these pictures, they're inappropriate.
You don't take a picture with your daughter in her
bathing suit, like a selfie of each other, Like, like,
who fucking does that? He needs to be he needs
to be eliminated. I don't know, you're never going to
change them. They're not going to stop. They've ruined these
(15:45):
little girls' lives and he doesn't give a fuck. Well,
I'm just saying, like this happened. I'm just sayfically, you
know as oh no, it's it's yeah, boys get it
to most definitely, But I'm just saying, like, you never know.
And then something else happened that you and I Christy
(16:06):
were talking about, Yeah he's a scumbag and this guy
this is a real piece of shit, I mean, and
acting like telling one story, but it really wasn't that.
And now it's starting to it starts to unravel because
people you always said that everything was going to come
to light. I did about that, didn't I I said something,
(16:27):
something's to miss here, and it's all going to come out.
It's all going to come to light. And I'll tell
you what. Yeah, it does when you're a malicious pophile
pedophile person period and you it's now mm hmmm, it's
going to come out.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I have two stories I can tell you that are
fucked up about this.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Go ahead, are we doing the pedophile things? I guess? So,
hold on, isn't that what's his name?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Chris, Chris?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
What's that guy's name? He walks in and he goes, uh,
Chris Jensen, to catch a predator? So go ahead, tell
me your fucked up story.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
So my brother and I are up in bucks gyump.
We're up on dworstowner in the courthouse, okay, go downstairs
in the basement and holding cells or whatever, and I
think we're there for sentencing day. And they bring this
old guy down, look like Colonel fucking Sanders, okay, and
me and him are co defendants. But they put us
in a cell right next to each other, sure, like
right on the bars talking. They bring this old old
guy down, They put him in the cell and they
put him over by himself, like away from us. He's like,
(17:25):
why do you think they put him over there. I said,
he's a fucking pedophile. He looked at me, said, how
can you judge them? How can you look at somebody
and judge him like that? I said, look at him,
I said, the reason they put him over there is
he's a pedophile. He's like, dude, you shouldn't say that.
I'm like, all right, listen, I'm like, you work in
the library in Bucks. When we get back to the jail,
give it a day or two, go through, go through
the court logs, and you'll see him. You might even
(17:45):
see a picture of him. I'll give you his name
before that. And sure enough, he was in there for
raping his own kids. Kids appare floral more than one. Yes,
he was in there for raping his own kids. I
think he only got like five to ten. Like why
he was old. I mean, he most likely was gonna
die in jail. I mean I harassed him as much
(18:06):
as I could before I left to go upstate, because
me and him went upstate about two weeks later. I
harassed that man as much as I saw him, as
much as I could, because I didn't want him to
look peacefully in jail, because what he did was fucked up. Now,
I'm not gonna lie. I wanted to take my belt.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Are you allowed? Are you allowed to tell us? Because time,
no one really knows who you are. They only know
that your name's Karaoke? Can that's it?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Dona tell you?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I want you to say how you fucking punished him
every day?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Oh, I used to piss on him. I used to
get a bottle. I used to get a bottle and
fill it up with pissing every time I saw him.
I scored him with it right in his face, slavery
brought by his cell like. He went to the guards
and complained, but he couldn't point me out because he
couldn't figure out who was doing it to him, and
(18:51):
the guards knew it was me. Like the guards knew
it was me, and they didn't give a fuck. They
didn't honestly give one zero fuck that they loved every bit.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
You're the fuck. He gets better and better.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
I've peated on a jacket before, on some bitch I
didn't like, and then gave it back to her. I
can't because I couldn't stand her. She was this gang.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I can't beat yours. No, that's I don't think. But
all right, Okay, someone pissed me off, and I was
going to say I was living with Pump and his
brother was there, and he was an alcoholic and I
don't drink, and he was just being a jerk off.
So he would drink ballies every morning. So I went
into I pissed in a cop and I poured it
(19:30):
into his baillies. So and then I got more pissed off,
and I fucking spit in it. So I'd open up
every morning and i'd shake it so if any you
know what I mean, the ship would come out, and
then I would watch him drink it.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Satisfactor, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I was. So you're like pissing on him, I'm pussing
he could drink it, motherfucker. Can they hold us responsible?
It's times pasted? Yeah, fucked up?
Speaker 1 (19:57):
So what else did you do?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Well? Mine?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Is it? No? No? This is this is a story
about it about a guy. It's about twenty ten. We
worked with this guy. I'm trying to remember his fucking name.
He was having a tattoo party and one of the
guys we've worked with, he didn't want him to come
to the party, not just because he was black, but
because he was. He had a sex crime. He was eighteen.
(20:22):
He had sex with a seventeen year old girl, and
some of the press chargerone, I think that shits fucked up.
Now this guy, this guy's going to clean his record.
He has a CDL, he has a gun permit. Now
like he's cleaned up his whole life, you know what
I mean. But the guy talking about oh, I don't
want to be around him because he's a fucking pedophile.
He made the paper a few months later. Guess for what,
(20:42):
portrading tattoos for sex with underage girls.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
My, oh, my gosh, he.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Got like three hundred years in jail for all his stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
I don't even know what to say.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
His name was Walt. Trying to remember his last name.
His first name was Walt.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
To put these people on blasts. I already put Sean
Burke on blast. We can't put that. We actually can't
put this other person on blast until it happened. But
we will, believe me, rest assured coming, what's coming, big time,
We're coming for you. We're coming.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I might have been friends with him on a different Facebook,
but not the want I'm on. I can't remember his
last name. It might come to me.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
It's it's crazy. And when you're saying that, hold on,
I just there.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
He would be twenty ten. His name was Walt. Where
the fuck did he live? He's in Bucks County? Remember
what the hell he did? But you might be able
to look him up at that might be something you
might be able to find.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I'm gonna tell you what we're gonna we're gonna do
right now. And if this isn't fucking funny, come on, ready, listen,
this is gonna be a quick one.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
You should have that taser out.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Our driveway cam show.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I didn't get so I.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Didn't get to finish my dinner. You can finish. I
had stuff earlier. Yeah, and then weekend something wrong. It
doesn't matter because it was a way bolded for so long. Yeah,
it's something here. This is like a ten year old
little girl. Thanks, because he's about to lose he's about
(22:24):
to lose his lune. I know who you are?
Speaker 3 (22:32):
You know who I am?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yes, So you've seen my shows before? Yeah, well guess one.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
We're shouting up again.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
To catch a predator, to catch a predator.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
That was what that was.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Now have you ever seen the boon dock scenes?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I met the Boone Dock Saints and the one guy
asked me to sleep with them and gave me his number.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Did you do it? Doing to tell?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Probably?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Probably it wasn't It wasn't good for you.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Everybody's hot to you.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
No, No, he is super hot, super nice. You should
see the picture we all have together. It's so funny
because I'm next to oh gosh, I call him the
walking dead guy I don't even know. And they were
all behind me, and my son was next to Sean,
and then my niece and you know, and then you know,
everyone has their hands. Well, Sean had his arm reaching
(23:35):
all the whe hug me. Yeah, he's not very tall. No, no,
but he's sexy as fuck. All right. So I had
about the boon Dock saying, sorry, I would like to
do that with pedophiles. Oh, I love it. Can I
be with you? I want to. I want to be.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Absolutely down.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
So you want to be in it?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, I mean because you can find.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
For my own personal reason, yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
But I don't just I'm not I want pedophiles. I
don't want the people that have been wrongly accused of
rape and stuff, you know, the stupid shit people being
sixteen or fourteen and having sex with a sixteen year
old somebody. That shit's dumb. I want to research.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Because my husband was twenty three and I was seventeen
when I met Himsell and.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Back in the day, like in the eighties, I was
fifteen and I would tell people I was twenty and
I'd go out with like guys that were much older.
And I don't know where it changed, buddy.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
In the younger now or you're still in the older.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
No, I like older guys.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I like the grace.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
No, I like god, I don't know. I like guys
who are built good, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Muscles are dick, both sometimes they don't both go together.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Now, the thing is that you have to have a
nice body, because I take care of myself.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Somebody you can walk around with a push pop.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
And you're cool with that. What's a push pop little dick? No,
I don't know. I don't I don't have I'm very
small down there too, so I don't want something that's
like huge. But I like a guy who's like built
and they're thinner, but they're built and.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
All tatted up, all tatted up.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
And yeah, mm hmm, that's true.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Thing.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Yeah, she likes guys that look like derelics, basically.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Bad boys.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah, yeah, well the bad boys always like me. What
does that mean? The good girls are supposed to like
the bad boys. But I'm not really a good girl.
So what is that about?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
You're probably a little freak.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Who's a freak her?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah? Absolutely, yeah, m M.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I'm not gonna go there. I'm a good girl. I
don't do anything bad.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Mm hmm bridge you can tell me too.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
It's right out tide.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
As she as she sits in front of a sex wing.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
It's hysterical.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
And what is that called a ballgag?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Like, don't I don't know a ballgag. This is a
hard core I've never seen it half that ship like
this is a hard core one, and I'll tell you why.
There's no way of getting out of it. It's all leather.
It's a full like hard ball like they have ones
that are not as hardcore. You could breathe a little
bit more here. This sucker is getting on you and
(26:33):
no am reach their own. It's not my own, No,
it's not mine. I just people give me things bullshit.
It's not bullshit. I don't lie sometimes, but not about this.
I'm not lying about but that's really fucked up. And
I'm going to agree with you when that because people
do get busted, like you were saying, you met your
husband hap and you were really young and the same thing.
(26:57):
So they get put on there and they didn't really
do anything. There's a couple of people that that has
happened to.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
I'm glad it ever happened to me, but just meeting
people that something like that happens too, it's fucked up.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
You know what These girls lie about their age to
get into bars and shit like that, so it's like it's.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Not really their fault. Yeah, I agree, Yeah, it.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Comes out later on.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
We're not talking already had sex. Yeah, We're not talking
about a man, like a fifty something year old man. No,
praying on like sixteen seventeen.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Year old girl to like early twenties, you know, with
a sixteen seventeen year old Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
No, I'm talking about somebody of any age having checks
with people under like the age of like twelve, you
know what I mean, fourteen twelve? Like, like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
At a certain age, I think if you're like thirty
or thirty, hold on, if you're fifty years old, do
you think it's okay then to fuck around with a
fifteen year old.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
No, not even okay, not even a little bit sixteen.
I don't even want to look at a girl that's
under thirty, Like.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
That's what I'm interested in, because certain people were just
They're like, no, I'm just into younger girls. You're the
oldest one I've been with. What.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
No, I've been with women as old older than you.
Like it doesn't age. I like older too, I really do.
Like my wife's four days older than me.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
But your wife's hot, thank you. She got some nice tits,
she does some nice tids. Yeah, she was one of
my yeah humboobies.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I actually went through some of them, like I went
all the way back here, like most of the year.
She got almost the most likes on most I was
shocked by that time.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I wasn't well.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I mean, you had some nice boobs on there too,
Like there were some nice there were other other nice
boobs on ere. She was like one of your most
like posts.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah she was. I can see them in my head
right now, me too, yeh, you see them all the time.
She's hot. I wanted to get her on here.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
I'm trying to talk her into it. She's shy.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Sometimes she wasn't shy when she had those puppies out.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah, I should feed her some booze and bring it
down here. Oh my gosh, you'll have chatty.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
You have to.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I'll try to do it tomorrow. I'll try to get
I'm like, hey, you want to go and have a drink
real quick, I'll take you somewhere.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Oh my gosh, that would be so cool.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Bring her here, all chatty and ship. That's how you
get her to sing too, give her a drink or too.
She'll get up. She'll get up and start.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Saying, we need you to pay your karaoke thing over here,
and we could do it and.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
It's just cocktails.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Yeah, and just do.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
The camera have people sing while they' getting drunk.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah. I don't drink, but I don't care.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Karaoke podcast because just because, yeah, we'll do it.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah, karaoke try to say that fifty times. Karaoke podcast,
karaoke podcast, car podcast. That's not that hard. That would
actually be fun.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, I think so. Ah, I'm still getting set up.
I'm not ready yet. I just picked up a la as.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
You're ready, we're going to do it. And even I
can do it down the yard. So what I'm doing
is I have a studio now down at the junk yard,
so I'm bringing stuff down there to bring people down.
It might be easier for people because like four minutes
from my house and they got six minutes from my house,
so then you'll be happy.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
I'd be happily bring it over there.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, I think that would be awesome.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
I'd happily bring it over there.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
You know. And people like we said, like, how can
you talk that way? And I put something up, which
I did pulled down, but I put mething around.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I saw that somebody got somebody.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Got a mad some they just said, you know, And
and I respected what they said to me because I'm
in sobriety and they were like, you can keep it up.
I don't care. But they were just making sure I
was okay because that was my whatever. And I said, yeah, actually,
it's funny. Though. It's funny, but it's not fun.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Because you can look back on your past laugh about
it now. Yeah, it's like cardboard Chrissy. I can laugh
at her now, But when I was sleeping on that
fucking cardboard, I wasn't laughing too much. Yep, you know,
and I just realized when I was on my way
here and you wanted to stick me on here, I'm like, well,
I kind of hate it now, but whatever, Like you
got people that work for you. My son in law
(31:07):
works for you, and my daughter, like I say shit
on here and they're like, mom, I just say that.
You know they don't like it. But Shane, like he
calls me cardboard Chrissy, You're always going to be cardboard
Christy to me. And I'm looking at him, like, what's
so fucking funny about that?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Like you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Like I shared the part of my story because I
thought I could help somebody, because you got to be
humble in life. You never know when something's going to
happen to you, so you you shouldn't pay a judgment
on anybody because you wouldn't know by talking to me
that I slept on the fucking cardboard and the many
other things. But I changed my life around.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I'm all good now, all good. But she's doing me
for two years. Let me tell you something. If you
were to hear her story the way I know it,
it's it's a success story.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Really. I love that. Yeah, I'm all about that.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
And a lot of times people aren't for people, you know,
they like it or not, they.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Are you're in your corner and they really root for
you to you know, fuck it up.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yeah no, no, no, that's bad, Like that's that's bad karma.
You can't.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
You know a lot of people do that, just like
with everything going on with you.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah, I'm sure theres people rooting against me.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
You got your ship together and everybody's like fuck him.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yeah, I mean I'm trying. I mean, like now my
my past is coming back to bite me in the
assplet you know, I'm going I'm going to fucking beat this,
like yeah, you know, it might cost me some money,
but at the end of the day, like it's not
going to stop. Who I am. Fuck them, Yeah, they
don't like me for them, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Well, if you're doing the right thing, it's you know,
like I said, you didn't do anything malicious. It's just stupid. Yeah,
I mean I can't say that about sounds to the
other undercover cop. Dude, like what the fuck? But this
whole thing in North Carolina stupid?
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Yeah, it's dude, I really, It's a money grab. It's
a whole money grab.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
It is a whole money grab. The whole state here
is a money grab because all new laws are being
implemented in the junkyard.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Business, so that their law they changed it into only
twenty three did they have ten years to go after
somebody for their for their unauthorized taxes, for their unauthorized
tax division. Now they have till twenty twenty nine to
fuck with me about it. So I'm just gonna go
try to deal with it.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Oh my gosh, that's good though, you're heading it off.
And sometimes when you do.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
That that I'm scared about. No, no, no, no. I
have a friend that I met down there. She moved
up here, and she's been going to court down there
for like two and a half years for slamming a
fucking courtroom door, and every time she drives down there,
they just continue it and continue it and continue it. Now,
that's what I'm scared about. In December, and I want
to waste my time driving down there, cost me five
(33:36):
hundred dollars for the whole fucking trip or more, and
they're like, oh, you got to come back in a
month or two months, Like, no, we're gonna do this today.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
I'm from a place where you have, you get arrested,
you go to one hearing, and then you go to trial,
and you're usually done in six fucking months. I don't
have six months to waste to drive down here when
you motherfuckers can't find my address to send me a letter.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Dude, you're dealing with the good old boys. Good luck.
They don't care. They don't care.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Fucking stupid.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
They don't don't care.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
If they had brain cells in North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
They don't fucking care. They don't care about anybody that's
not in their you know state. They said, you have
to be really careful about North Carolina. There's another one going.
I think it's North Carolina. You have to be really
careful about going through there because if you get fucked there,
you're fucked. They just don't they don't care. Like you said,
(34:24):
money grab. That's the way it is. Fuck the police.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Fucked what I want to sorry, it just what.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
I have a lot of friends that are that are cops.
But my friends that are cops are good cops, do
you know what I mean? Like I'll be like, you
know why, because they all worked in Philly and then
they come out to the burbs and they look at
things differently. They're not so you know what I mean,
they don't have to prove anything. They saw real action.
They come up here and they're like, what's your tip
(34:53):
to cow? Like, okay, you know, go home, sleeping off.
But they've seen like some horrendous ship down there.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I used to work with the guy. He's a Bristol
cop now as a young kid. He ran into that
that apartment they caught fire by clubs on Ford Road.
I know I'm talking about a couple of months ago.
He was sure Mike Leannhauser. He was on duty overnight.
Something happened in the He ran into the building, banged
on doors, help somebody climbed out their second floor. He
made the paper and yeah, I think he made the news.
(35:24):
I don't watch, but I think he even made the actual news.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
I think that place was like a shipthle. Yeah they
were doing prostitution or yeah, something was going something. Yeah,
Betty Croker fucked up the mess. Love of Town traces
another one.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I think that's what that. I think that's what that
is over here, and.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
I deliver on Wednesday nights. I'm just still getting another area.
But that is a definite. Really, I heard the row
section E over there. Not that there's anything wrong with that, okay,
but you know she's not saying anything.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
She lived on cardboard. At least you guys have a house.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
That's right, I did and everything else and judgment.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Mm hmmm, right, you tell him, sister, she's so cute.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
All right?
Speaker 2 (36:09):
You know what we're gonna do. I I can't find
my thing ready, listen, hold on, Well, it kind of
is the fuck like this is supposed to be the
the beginning anyway. I don't know what. Yeah, if it's
(36:30):
two dudes in me about nine and the chicks, but
I think we're gonna Dude, I am so impressed by
your fucking like high speed police chase, like like I'm
in a round now.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
I mean, I'm gonna find the article and send it
to you. M M.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Dude, I would, Oh my gosh. You know when I
was at a car show at the Pumpkin Run and
they had a guy and he had this like a
metal toilet like they do in prison, and I was like, oh, wow,
look at this. And I'm taking a picture on the
side and I look up and it's O. J. Simpson
cut out and the guy had it. He has a
(37:13):
white Bronco, so he had it as if it was
his car. It was funny. Yeah, I like like that.
It makes me happy. That's fucking so cool, though, don't
you think?
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Are we? We are fucked up? Art?
Speaker 3 (37:27):
That just goes to show you can't judge a book
by its cover.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
You never know, No, you can't. Because he looks like
you know, doesn't he look like he's a day looks
like an accountant or something.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Yeah, stick a pseudor on him or something, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
He could be like an accountant. Oh my gosh, you
know what. We can never not have this. We're gonna
end with this though. You know what is it? Chrissy?
What do I always play? We talk about the guy
who had a penis pomp? Oh yeah, only me would
be with these people. That and a guy that like
put fat injections in his deck. I swear it's I
(38:06):
don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Pump, pump the jam.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Pump it up while your feet are stumping and the
jam is pumping. Look ahea at the crowd and jumping.
Pump it a little little.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Get the party going on the dance floor, see, because
that's where the party is.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
That ain't you find out if you do that? So
get you get out of me.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
You ride neck my aks?
Speaker 2 (38:41):
All right, everyone said goodbye, goodbye bye,
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