July 22, 2025 • 7 mins
In this unforgettable special, legendary Scottish comedian Billy Connolly takes center stage in Australia for a night of raw, unfiltered humor and cultural insight. With his trademark storytelling and cheeky wit, Connolly dives into the quirky experiences of touring Down Under, exploring everything from Aussie slang to peculiar wildlife encounters. This performance showcases why he remains one of the most beloved comedians on both sides of the world.Billy’s masterful ability to blend everyday observations with razor-sharp satire shines in this hilarious stand-up event. Recorded live, “One Night Stand Down Under” captures the spirit of Connolly at his best—uninhibited, mischievous, and brimming with charm. Whether you're a long-time fan or new to his comedy, this is one special you won’t want to miss.🔔 Stream now and subscribe for more legendary comedy performances! #BillyConnolly #standupcomedy #comedylegend #australiancomedy #onenightstand #funnyvideos #spotifycomedy #googlepodcasts #90scomedy #livecomedyshow #comedianspecial #downundercomedy #classicstandup #comedyfans #humorworldwide #laughoutloud #comedyicon #comicgenius #comedyhour #funnymoments #hilariouscontent #streamingnow #globalcomedy #comedycommunity #podcastspecial #comedytalks #edgyhumor #internationalcomic #livestandup #storytellingcomedyLet me know when you’re ready for the next one!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
My wife. But now they have a boy. Sharon and
her husband have a son, Kelly, who is the ultimate
boy boy. You know, he's like a cartoon of a boy.
You know he's got that haircut, you know where it
looks like a toadstool. You know, it's all shaved and
in it a hair hat and the talk. He's one
(00:24):
of those guys that come to your door. You go, ah, Dennis, Sharon,
Kelly carry carry come back.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Here.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Things breaking in room, stick shorty nutter right, I'm teaching
them to fish. I've got a house in Scotland to
have this wee locked.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
You know.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
He stalked at the trout because I'm a very wealthy man.
And oh you'd love it. It's a big house, you know,
turret's flags, you know, master pipe bands.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Welcome back, Billy Conway, Welcome home. You're King of Scotland, right,
so I'm land to the horizon. Dear move whether dear
say you know eagles with sheep in their towns?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Man, shut the fuck up. Oh yes, peasants, peasants everywhere.
Oh Misdom, Gonway, welcome home, my welcome back master.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Oh hey hey, he he's hey.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
He's hey, he's heid right, So what Kennedy of Gardeny.
They say, you go up to the big should never
come back. Christ knows what goes on up there.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
You never know.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
The less you know, the more the fucking better. He
gets run the world talking dirty and people give him money.
Fucked up, I know what that's about. So I'm teaching
(02:29):
Kelly the fly fishing. You know, can we dry fly
on where we white wings? I said, I'll cast it
out that you hold it now, I can see it
out there. Do we white wings sticking up?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I can see it. If we catch one, can we
kill it?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Because I said, now listen, we could kill it. You
need it, I know, but we're not going to do that.
We'll get plenty of What are we catching it for?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Then? To see it in agony, to see.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
It fighting for its life, I said, I see. Keep
your eyeing the weee wings and keep it nice and tight,
but not too tight. Don't move it, I said. When
the trout comes up, it'll suck that flying from the
surface and it'll make a weed like a dent. You'll
think it's a splash or a bubble or something. And
(03:37):
you do this when that happens, just your risk. Go
and that'll set the hook and we'll see if it happens. Okay,
and I'll help you. Okay, a bubble happens about ten
yards away. He's up a dream. I said that, not yes,
(03:58):
you'll pull its face off a pointed trout.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
What the fuck were not.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Some trout going working a fucking fly with a shut
my face? So, okay, my wife bought Kelly a rocket
ship and this is absolute truth, a really complex, very
(04:33):
expensive rocket that you have to build. You know, you
have to go and buy special tools and all that.
She said, it'll bond him with.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
His father, bonding.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
And you need special things and talk crenches and alan
keys and all those things.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I have to go on by.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
And so she says, Dad and hand will make it together,
and actually goes about a thousand feet in the air.
I mean, it's a serious it's a real rocket, you know.
So she's up having tea with Sharon. They're talking about
people with abandonment issues and that, Oh yeah, I believe
he's dysfunctional.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
The whole family is the same, fucking dysfunctional. It's a
dysfunctional family with abandonment issues, schizophrenic. No fathers are transventioned.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Out, the box disappears Kelly and his wee pals, and
nor were it to be seen. So in the middle
of the tea and the chocolate biscuits, she the windows
(06:01):
are rattling. They've these two seven or eight year olds
put it together exclusive woosh, fucking Hing's a boundless guy.
And they opened the door. They run out, and neither
of them will get hair at the front. You know,
the face is black, the dung ge easer and fire
(06:24):
wasn't me. But they've forgot to build the platform to
make it go up.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
So it's gone woof over the wall into the guy
next door, who just happens to be Tom Hanks, right,
he's reading a book in the garden.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
This fucking hing comes whacking over the wall.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
And explodes boom fucking hell.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
To his eternal credit, he runs up to the wall
and goes cut right.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yes,
My wife. But now they have a boy. Sharon and
her husband have a son, Kelly, who is the ultimate
boy boy. You know, he's like a cartoon of a boy.
You know he's got that haircut, you know where it
looks like a toadstool. You know, it's all shaved and
in it a hair hat and the talk. He's one
(00:24):
of those guys that come to your door. You go, ah, Dennis, Sharon,
Kelly carry carry come back.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Here.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Things breaking in room, stick shorty nutter right, I'm teaching
them to fish. I've got a house in Scotland to
have this wee locked.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
You know.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
He stalked at the trout because I'm a very wealthy man.
And oh you'd love it. It's a big house, you know,
turret's flags, you know, master pipe bands.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Welcome back, Billy Conway, Welcome home. You're King of Scotland, right,
so I'm land to the horizon. Dear move whether dear
say you know eagles with sheep in their towns?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Man, shut the fuck up. Oh yes, peasants, peasants everywhere.
Oh Misdom, Gonway, welcome home, my welcome back master.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Oh hey hey, he he's hey.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
He's hey, he's heid right, So what Kennedy of Gardeny.
They say, you go up to the big should never
come back. Christ knows what goes on up there.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
You never know.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
The less you know, the more the fucking better. He
gets run the world talking dirty and people give him money.
Fucked up, I know what that's about. So I'm teaching
(02:29):
Kelly the fly fishing. You know, can we dry fly
on where we white wings? I said, I'll cast it
out that you hold it now, I can see it
out there. Do we white wings sticking up?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I can see it. If we catch one, can we
kill it?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Because I said, now listen, we could kill it. You
need it, I know, but we're not going to do that.
We'll get plenty of What are we catching it for?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Then? To see it in agony, to see.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
It fighting for its life, I said, I see. Keep
your eyeing the weee wings and keep it nice and tight,
but not too tight. Don't move it, I said. When
the trout comes up, it'll suck that flying from the
surface and it'll make a weed like a dent. You'll
think it's a splash or a bubble or something. And
(03:37):
you do this when that happens, just your risk. Go
and that'll set the hook and we'll see if it happens. Okay,
and I'll help you. Okay, a bubble happens about ten
yards away. He's up a dream. I said that, not yes,
(03:58):
you'll pull its face off a pointed trout.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
What the fuck were not.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Some trout going working a fucking fly with a shut
my face? So, okay, my wife bought Kelly a rocket
ship and this is absolute truth, a really complex, very
(04:33):
expensive rocket that you have to build. You know, you
have to go and buy special tools and all that.
She said, it'll bond him with.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
His father, bonding.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
And you need special things and talk crenches and alan
keys and all those things.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I have to go on by.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
And so she says, Dad and hand will make it together,
and actually goes about a thousand feet in the air.
I mean, it's a serious it's a real rocket, you know.
So she's up having tea with Sharon. They're talking about
people with abandonment issues and that, Oh yeah, I believe
he's dysfunctional.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
The whole family is the same, fucking dysfunctional. It's a
dysfunctional family with abandonment issues, schizophrenic. No fathers are transventioned.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Out, the box disappears Kelly and his wee pals, and
nor were it to be seen. So in the middle
of the tea and the chocolate biscuits, she the windows
(06:01):
are rattling. They've these two seven or eight year olds
put it together exclusive woosh, fucking Hing's a boundless guy.
And they opened the door. They run out, and neither
of them will get hair at the front. You know,
the face is black, the dung ge easer and fire
(06:24):
wasn't me. But they've forgot to build the platform to
make it go up.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
So it's gone woof over the wall into the guy
next door, who just happens to be Tom Hanks, right,
he's reading a book in the garden.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
This fucking hing comes whacking over the wall.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
And explodes boom fucking hell.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
To his eternal credit, he runs up to the wall
and goes cut right.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yes,
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