August 11, 2025 • 25 mins
Step back into the golden era of comedy with Jim Carrey: 90’s Stand-Up Comedy, a high-energy, laugh-out-loud performance from one of the most iconic comedic geniuses of all time. Before becoming a Hollywood superstar, Jim Carrey lit up the stage with his unmatched physical comedy, rubber-faced expressions, and razor-sharp wit. This set showcases Carrey at his absolute best — wild, unpredictable, and side-splittingly funny.
From spot-on impressions to outrageous stories and brilliantly timed punchlines, this performance is a time capsule of the raw comedic talent that made Jim Carrey a household name. Whether you remember the 90’s comedy boom or are discovering his stand-up for the first time, this episode will have you laughing from start to finish.
🎧 Tune in now for a dose of nostalgia, endless laughs, and pure Jim Carrey brilliance in a stand-up special that proves why the 90’s were comedy’s golden years.
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From spot-on impressions to outrageous stories and brilliantly timed punchlines, this performance is a time capsule of the raw comedic talent that made Jim Carrey a household name. Whether you remember the 90’s comedy boom or are discovering his stand-up for the first time, this episode will have you laughing from start to finish.
🎧 Tune in now for a dose of nostalgia, endless laughs, and pure Jim Carrey brilliance in a stand-up special that proves why the 90’s were comedy’s golden years.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Jim Carrey,
and how are you this evening? Alrighty? Then I grew
up in Canada. Is there anybody here from Canada? I
(00:28):
used to get really upset when I told people where
I came from down in Los Angeles because I always
got the same response Canada. Wow, must have been cold.
Now I just go along with him. Yes, Canada.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
It was a frozen, hostile wasteland and there was much
work to be done if we were to survive the elements.
After boring a hole through the ice the fine food,
my good friend Nantuck and I would build an agloo
(01:10):
to protect dirk shells.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
From polar bears and flying hockey pucks. And then we
would drink a lot of beer.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
And when Nantuck was ready, he would tell me.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
The story of the Great Moose.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Who said to the little squirrel, Hey, Rocky wants me pull.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
A rabbit out of my hat? Anyway, anyway, I'm here
tonight and I feel good, really good, excellent, super I
just want to go. I think those subliminal motivation tapes
(02:14):
are starting to make a difference. Yeah, that's right. I
listen to motivational take I think I want to get
stuck in this dead end job. No, sorry, not me.
I want to do something wonderful. I want to be
one of those gospel singers on the PTL Club, because
(02:34):
those guys are just happy, no matter what I think I.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Saw it the other I think, guys, all, why not
watch your children? But when I opened up my voice
to singing Britain, my singing, Jesus are real.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I did not have to win. Took your boot because
I say you made the good war. Imagine if you
(03:24):
could actually be that happy, that would be powerful. Man.
People would be tunneling under the street to avoid you.
Go man, is that happy guy still out there? Honey,
looks like I'm gonna be laying again. No, that's the
happy guy. He's running beside the car. I can't get
(03:46):
near it. Of course, if I wanted to be that happy,
I'd have to forget all of my problems. And the
only time I forget all my problems is when I'm
right smack dab in the middle of a sexual organ them.
So I have them as often as I can. I'm
having one right now. I ever had one of those
(04:09):
really smooth orgasms turns into Elvis. I think that's how
Elvis got that way, actually, But that's my only escape.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Sure, I could go on a vacation, but I'd still
be thinking about what I got to do when I
come home.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
See.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
To me, an orgasm is like a mini vacation, But
it's better because you can't think about anything when you're
having one. Oh man, I'm way behind in the rent
and that.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
An the kids neat braces.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
What am I gonna do? And you're right back into
the pain of life, you know, But for thirty seconds, man,
you're free. All you can think about is what the
hell am I gonna grab onto?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Gee?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I hope the person I'm with doesn't do anything stupid
like move. Have you ever been with somebody who wanted
to just keep on moving?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
I used to keep up.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Brick under my pillow for people like that. It's over,
let it go. We won't go out with her again.
(05:56):
That's the only time. That's the only time I'm really
truly free. The rest of the time, I sit around
and I worry about the stupidest things, just stupid things
ideas like what would you do if you found out
your mom and dad went to hell? That just to
ruin the rest of your life, you'd be walking around.
(06:17):
They taught me everything I know. They even look like them.
Of course, my mom would drive the devil crazy if
she ever went to Hell. She'd spend eternity going something's burning,
I can stop it. My mom could always smell something burning. Man.
(06:37):
I spent half my childhood feeling the walls for hotspots.
Nine times out of ten it was my father. See,
like a lot of smokers, his favorite cigarette of the
day was that one right after dinner, you know, during
his nap. Fun watching him wake up, though, drop and roll.
(07:09):
I just worry too much, though, I don't know. Maybe
there is nothing to worry about. Maybe there's no actual
place called hell. Maybe hell is having to listen to
our grandparents breathe through their nose when they're eating a sandwich.
(07:33):
Get that humming thing done. It's not a meal. It's
a struggle for life itself.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Hmmm.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I think I'll make another one. Nah, will be good.
Here's a scary concept, though, getting old. You can't do that.
(08:13):
You gotta kiss that stuff goodbye. Man. I just want
to keep challenging myself, you know, I don't want to
become the reminiscing guy. You know, people run into it,
bars and stuff. Can always tell how boring their life
(08:33):
is by how far back they have to reach for glory.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
They're like, remember, remember how fast I used to be?
One night, was a sprum, never getting the name.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Of the big race ever Milliam Charles in the field.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
But I beat them all, deferralized that day, mister back
in the cervix, I was seaman for class.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Ah see for me, for me, Jimmy Stewart is the
kind of guy that I'd love to be. It's very
difficult to be that though, you know. I mean, he's
just kind of up here somewhere, and I just want
I love him. Man, He's a great example of somebody
who's had an incredibly productive life. It seems like no
matter what happens, no matter how bad things get, Jimmy
(09:50):
Stewart can look at it in a positive way. Well,
I guess we're gonna have ourselves a nuclear holocaust. Star.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
I want to come on over to the window, look
at that mushroom cloud and that beautiful and the amazing
thing to me is that the something so magnificent, colorful
(10:24):
could just.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Melcher face right off. That's positive energy. You know, you've
got to look death right in the face. So Jimmy
Stewart would do high. Mister Duckett, you look like you
could use some soup. I don't want to be like
that man. Maybe I will be. Maybe someday, after I'm
(10:53):
finished singing the Gospel, I'll go even further and become
a real holy man. And I'm not talking about the
kind of holy man you see on TV. Those TV evangelists,
they're not holy man. They're just ambitious. I saw one
guy who was so ambitious he actually became jealous of
(11:13):
the Lord. You could tell. It came out halfway through
the sermon. He said, when I was a child, to
be the same you're.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
On the world.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
Then that told me that Jesus was the son of God.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
And I realized it's all who you know, very petty,
petty people. You know, you can't be like that if
you want to be a holy man. And you got
to be sure of yourself too. When you make a decision,
you cannot waiver in any way. You gotta stick with it.
You never see Gandhi during a hunger strike, sneaking into
(11:53):
the kitchen in the middle of the night, gandhi, what
are you doing down here? I thought I heard a
prouder and I was going to eat him over the
end with this giant bonum. But they decided they would
(12:15):
never put himself in that position, you know. And you
gotta control your temper constantly. You know, you cannot fly
off the handle at any moment. You got to be
right in the center. You're like Jesus was very composed
his whole life, I mean, right up to the end.
If that was me, I'd be up there going right,
(12:37):
just beautiful. You guys are gonna get it.
Speaker 9 (12:50):
Wait, my father is about that'd be a whole different book.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Man.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Then there are those weird impulses we get constantly, you know.
We have to fight them off every day of our lives.
There's mad impulses as we get, and everybody gets them too.
I could be with a friend, could be your best
friend in the whole world, to stand about two feet
away talking to you, and you're thinking, my goodness, I
(13:25):
could just fire out and hit him right now. He
would never expect it. See, madness is never that far away.
It's as close as saying yes to the wrong impulse.
The people who stay sane are the people who can
make those quick decisions. Should I stick my fingers into
the fan or leave the room right now? Should I
(13:47):
run the blade of this razor across my tongue or
just finish shaving and move away from the sake? Come on,
you're right there, but you don't because luckily most of
us have that little voice inside our head that says
turning the car into oncoming traffic is counterproductive. If we
(14:14):
didn't have that voice, man, I wouldn't mean to hear
right now. I'd be in the shark tank at Sea World.
It's got my lines, it's got my herds. We'd be
apologizing till the end of time. Hi, how are I sorry? Man?
Speaker 10 (14:34):
You guys enjoying the show?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Wow? Excuse me, geez? Sorry about that. It just came
into my head and I made a decision. I don't know.
It's a I hate to turn my back on the audience,
I really do. I think nine out of ten of
the worst impulses get though or when we're behind the
(15:01):
wheel of a car. You know, That's why I don't
think it's a good idea to carry a gun in
the glove compartment, because chances are if it's there sooner
or later you're gonna use it. Courts in again, what
are you gonna do if somebody cuts you off on
the freeway just let them go? You pretty much have
(15:24):
to shoot them, you know, otherwise they won't warn nothing
or say. All of a sudden, you have to go
on a real killing spree and all you have is
a knife. After a couple of people, your arm is
ache and you have to switch hands. Then you look
(15:47):
like a girl.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Stop laughing and die.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Who needs that kind of aggravation, man? And there are
automatic weapons on sale him. That's why a lot of
my friends are taking martial arts classes and stuff like that,
which I think is a really good idea. Anybody into
martial arts.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Here, come on.
Speaker 10 (16:11):
Right now, baby, here's a class g show somebody gets
some boiling water.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I think it's a good idea to know how to
defend yourself, though, I really do. I just wish the
people who took martial arts would master the technique before
they go around showing it on. It's really annoying when
they come up to you and go, hey, man, I
just learned this incredible new move in karate today. But
you gotta come at me like pe gee is there
(16:59):
anything I could do to make it easier for you?
And maybe I could put my head under the back
wheel of your car. That's how it goes down in
the street. That's how it goes down. Man, give me
(17:24):
your money now, all right, then I'm gonna have to
stab you with my right hand and a lunging fashion.
Try to keep your weight on the back leg. What
world is this? What wonderful world? Geez? He doesn't all
(17:56):
of course. I don't think we need any of this stuff.
If we could just communicate to each other. Of course,
if you wanted to do that, you'd have to find
some kind of language that everyone understood. Myself, I think
that's music. I happened to love it.
Speaker 11 (18:16):
Till me how support leave beyond me over.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
What happened to him? I don't know. He tried to
sing like Michael Boltman. Something just popped in his head.
That guy tries really hard, doesn't he. No, he puts
a lot into a song. Come on, he is ninety
nine percent effort. Batman. Certainly God to go to one
(19:03):
of his concerts. By the end of I you to
have a big bubble on his head. They want an
encore cut. Me and I love the way he sings.
I'm just afraid for him, that's all. And we should
open up the parameters of the music we listen to,
(19:24):
you know, like it really bothers me that the people
in this country don't know about the incredible pop music
coming out of the Middle East. Right now, I'd like
to be the one to bring it to the West.
Come on, clap your hands, I'll do one.
Speaker 8 (19:39):
Listen, Gus, listen to that. What's going on?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Man?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
It's all about Paola, isn't it. We should try to
put ourselves in their shoes or a change. Wake up
in the morning, pick the stand out of your teeth.
Turn on that radio dial.
Speaker 11 (20:37):
Noon.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
That was Honey Bob By Cool ab Duel coming up
next to Olivia, DJ Jazzy, Ma Bar and the Fresh
Roughs on Johnny. But first a word from our hostage,
(21:27):
Man Man Business, Sam Morgans. Communication hardest thing in the world.
You know. I can look at you, guys, I can
communicate to you all night, but one on one I'm terrible.
(21:49):
Just there's certain things about communicating that really bother me.
You know, Like whenever I meet somebody new, I say hi,
how are you. Most time when people hear that, they'll
say something like good in yourself, are fine, thank you
very much, But sometimes they like to surprise you. I've
(22:10):
got no dream, man, I'm all dead inside. I'm sorry,
wrong answer, but thank you for playing.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Man.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
If I'm worried about something, I don't even want to
leave my house anymore, because I know there's five people
waiting out there somewhere just to ask me that question. Hey, Jim,
how are you? And I go? Really good? Please look
away danger I should change the response or something. You know,
(22:45):
how am I? Gee? I don't know, let me check.
I'd like to do a few more tests. Thank you.
(23:05):
The weird thing is, though we've gotten so used to
hearing this, how are you that if somebody doesn't say it,
we answer it anyway. Hi, Bob, good and you. Then
the conversation goes nowhere because all you can hear is
that voice in your head going, he thinks you're an idiot.
(23:28):
He's gonna tell everyone kill him, kill him, and you
have to make one of those decisions again. You know. See,
(23:48):
I think body language is the communication of the future.
For instance, if you stand like this, it means, hey, girls,
I'm single and I have curvature of the spine. You
gotta put it out there, you know. And guys, seriously,
(24:09):
the walk is everything. The walk is the most important element.
If you want a whole room full of ladies to
know what you want without them getting the wrong idea,
walk into a singles bar like this. See this puts
(24:35):
out a definite message. You know. It says listen, listen,
I could care less, but my crutch would like to
buy you a beer. You gotta do something like that,
you know. Oh, these days women have heard every line
(25:03):
there is to say. Guys, you got to get in
there with something visual and distract them. Hey, maybe come
here for a second. Yeah, you come on over here.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
Listen, uh.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Listen, do you uh? Do you find it unusually windy today?
Thank you very much. You guys have been great. I
don't want the time. Thank you.
Well, good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Jim Carrey,
and how are you this evening? Alrighty? Then I grew
up in Canada. Is there anybody here from Canada? I
(00:28):
used to get really upset when I told people where
I came from down in Los Angeles because I always
got the same response Canada. Wow, must have been cold.
Now I just go along with him. Yes, Canada.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
It was a frozen, hostile wasteland and there was much
work to be done if we were to survive the elements.
After boring a hole through the ice the fine food,
my good friend Nantuck and I would build an agloo
(01:10):
to protect dirk shells.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
From polar bears and flying hockey pucks. And then we
would drink a lot of beer.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
And when Nantuck was ready, he would tell me.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
The story of the Great Moose.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Who said to the little squirrel, Hey, Rocky wants me pull.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
A rabbit out of my hat? Anyway, anyway, I'm here
tonight and I feel good, really good, excellent, super I
just want to go. I think those subliminal motivation tapes
(02:14):
are starting to make a difference. Yeah, that's right. I
listen to motivational take I think I want to get
stuck in this dead end job. No, sorry, not me.
I want to do something wonderful. I want to be
one of those gospel singers on the PTL Club, because
(02:34):
those guys are just happy, no matter what I think I.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Saw it the other I think, guys, all, why not
watch your children? But when I opened up my voice
to singing Britain, my singing, Jesus are real.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I did not have to win. Took your boot because
I say you made the good war. Imagine if you
(03:24):
could actually be that happy, that would be powerful. Man.
People would be tunneling under the street to avoid you.
Go man, is that happy guy still out there? Honey,
looks like I'm gonna be laying again. No, that's the
happy guy. He's running beside the car. I can't get
(03:46):
near it. Of course, if I wanted to be that happy,
I'd have to forget all of my problems. And the
only time I forget all my problems is when I'm
right smack dab in the middle of a sexual organ them.
So I have them as often as I can. I'm
having one right now. I ever had one of those
(04:09):
really smooth orgasms turns into Elvis. I think that's how
Elvis got that way, actually, But that's my only escape.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Sure, I could go on a vacation, but I'd still
be thinking about what I got to do when I
come home.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
See.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
To me, an orgasm is like a mini vacation, But
it's better because you can't think about anything when you're
having one. Oh man, I'm way behind in the rent
and that.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
An the kids neat braces.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
What am I gonna do? And you're right back into
the pain of life, you know, But for thirty seconds, man,
you're free. All you can think about is what the
hell am I gonna grab onto?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Gee?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I hope the person I'm with doesn't do anything stupid
like move. Have you ever been with somebody who wanted
to just keep on moving?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
I used to keep up.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Brick under my pillow for people like that. It's over,
let it go. We won't go out with her again.
(05:56):
That's the only time. That's the only time I'm really
truly free. The rest of the time, I sit around
and I worry about the stupidest things, just stupid things
ideas like what would you do if you found out
your mom and dad went to hell? That just to
ruin the rest of your life, you'd be walking around.
(06:17):
They taught me everything I know. They even look like them.
Of course, my mom would drive the devil crazy if
she ever went to Hell. She'd spend eternity going something's burning,
I can stop it. My mom could always smell something burning. Man.
(06:37):
I spent half my childhood feeling the walls for hotspots.
Nine times out of ten it was my father. See,
like a lot of smokers, his favorite cigarette of the
day was that one right after dinner, you know, during
his nap. Fun watching him wake up, though, drop and roll.
(07:09):
I just worry too much, though, I don't know. Maybe
there is nothing to worry about. Maybe there's no actual
place called hell. Maybe hell is having to listen to
our grandparents breathe through their nose when they're eating a sandwich.
(07:33):
Get that humming thing done. It's not a meal. It's
a struggle for life itself.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Hmmm.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I think I'll make another one. Nah, will be good.
Here's a scary concept, though, getting old. You can't do that.
(08:13):
You gotta kiss that stuff goodbye. Man. I just want
to keep challenging myself, you know, I don't want to
become the reminiscing guy. You know, people run into it,
bars and stuff. Can always tell how boring their life
(08:33):
is by how far back they have to reach for glory.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
They're like, remember, remember how fast I used to be?
One night, was a sprum, never getting the name.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Of the big race ever Milliam Charles in the field.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
But I beat them all, deferralized that day, mister back
in the cervix, I was seaman for class.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Ah see for me, for me, Jimmy Stewart is the
kind of guy that I'd love to be. It's very
difficult to be that though, you know. I mean, he's
just kind of up here somewhere, and I just want
I love him. Man, He's a great example of somebody
who's had an incredibly productive life. It seems like no
matter what happens, no matter how bad things get, Jimmy
(09:50):
Stewart can look at it in a positive way. Well,
I guess we're gonna have ourselves a nuclear holocaust. Star.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
I want to come on over to the window, look
at that mushroom cloud and that beautiful and the amazing
thing to me is that the something so magnificent, colorful
(10:24):
could just.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Melcher face right off. That's positive energy. You know, you've
got to look death right in the face. So Jimmy
Stewart would do high. Mister Duckett, you look like you
could use some soup. I don't want to be like
that man. Maybe I will be. Maybe someday, after I'm
(10:53):
finished singing the Gospel, I'll go even further and become
a real holy man. And I'm not talking about the
kind of holy man you see on TV. Those TV evangelists,
they're not holy man. They're just ambitious. I saw one
guy who was so ambitious he actually became jealous of
(11:13):
the Lord. You could tell. It came out halfway through
the sermon. He said, when I was a child, to
be the same you're.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
On the world.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
Then that told me that Jesus was the son of God.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
And I realized it's all who you know, very petty,
petty people. You know, you can't be like that if
you want to be a holy man. And you got
to be sure of yourself too. When you make a decision,
you cannot waiver in any way. You gotta stick with it.
You never see Gandhi during a hunger strike, sneaking into
(11:53):
the kitchen in the middle of the night, gandhi, what
are you doing down here? I thought I heard a
prouder and I was going to eat him over the
end with this giant bonum. But they decided they would
(12:15):
never put himself in that position, you know. And you
gotta control your temper constantly. You know, you cannot fly
off the handle at any moment. You got to be
right in the center. You're like Jesus was very composed
his whole life, I mean, right up to the end.
If that was me, I'd be up there going right,
(12:37):
just beautiful. You guys are gonna get it.
Speaker 9 (12:50):
Wait, my father is about that'd be a whole different book.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Man.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Then there are those weird impulses we get constantly, you know.
We have to fight them off every day of our lives.
There's mad impulses as we get, and everybody gets them too.
I could be with a friend, could be your best
friend in the whole world, to stand about two feet
away talking to you, and you're thinking, my goodness, I
(13:25):
could just fire out and hit him right now. He
would never expect it. See, madness is never that far away.
It's as close as saying yes to the wrong impulse.
The people who stay sane are the people who can
make those quick decisions. Should I stick my fingers into
the fan or leave the room right now? Should I
(13:47):
run the blade of this razor across my tongue or
just finish shaving and move away from the sake? Come on,
you're right there, but you don't because luckily most of
us have that little voice inside our head that says
turning the car into oncoming traffic is counterproductive. If we
(14:14):
didn't have that voice, man, I wouldn't mean to hear
right now. I'd be in the shark tank at Sea World.
It's got my lines, it's got my herds. We'd be
apologizing till the end of time. Hi, how are I sorry? Man?
Speaker 10 (14:34):
You guys enjoying the show?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Wow? Excuse me, geez? Sorry about that. It just came
into my head and I made a decision. I don't know.
It's a I hate to turn my back on the audience,
I really do. I think nine out of ten of
the worst impulses get though or when we're behind the
(15:01):
wheel of a car. You know, That's why I don't
think it's a good idea to carry a gun in
the glove compartment, because chances are if it's there sooner
or later you're gonna use it. Courts in again, what
are you gonna do if somebody cuts you off on
the freeway just let them go? You pretty much have
(15:24):
to shoot them, you know, otherwise they won't warn nothing
or say. All of a sudden, you have to go
on a real killing spree and all you have is
a knife. After a couple of people, your arm is
ache and you have to switch hands. Then you look
(15:47):
like a girl.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Stop laughing and die.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Who needs that kind of aggravation, man? And there are
automatic weapons on sale him. That's why a lot of
my friends are taking martial arts classes and stuff like that,
which I think is a really good idea. Anybody into
martial arts.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Here, come on.
Speaker 10 (16:11):
Right now, baby, here's a class g show somebody gets
some boiling water.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I think it's a good idea to know how to
defend yourself, though, I really do. I just wish the
people who took martial arts would master the technique before
they go around showing it on. It's really annoying when
they come up to you and go, hey, man, I
just learned this incredible new move in karate today. But
you gotta come at me like pe gee is there
(16:59):
anything I could do to make it easier for you?
And maybe I could put my head under the back
wheel of your car. That's how it goes down in
the street. That's how it goes down. Man, give me
(17:24):
your money now, all right, then I'm gonna have to
stab you with my right hand and a lunging fashion.
Try to keep your weight on the back leg. What
world is this? What wonderful world? Geez? He doesn't all
(17:56):
of course. I don't think we need any of this stuff.
If we could just communicate to each other. Of course,
if you wanted to do that, you'd have to find
some kind of language that everyone understood. Myself, I think
that's music. I happened to love it.
Speaker 11 (18:16):
Till me how support leave beyond me over.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
What happened to him? I don't know. He tried to
sing like Michael Boltman. Something just popped in his head.
That guy tries really hard, doesn't he. No, he puts
a lot into a song. Come on, he is ninety
nine percent effort. Batman. Certainly God to go to one
(19:03):
of his concerts. By the end of I you to
have a big bubble on his head. They want an
encore cut. Me and I love the way he sings.
I'm just afraid for him, that's all. And we should
open up the parameters of the music we listen to,
(19:24):
you know, like it really bothers me that the people
in this country don't know about the incredible pop music
coming out of the Middle East. Right now, I'd like
to be the one to bring it to the West.
Come on, clap your hands, I'll do one.
Speaker 8 (19:39):
Listen, Gus, listen to that. What's going on?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Man?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
It's all about Paola, isn't it. We should try to
put ourselves in their shoes or a change. Wake up
in the morning, pick the stand out of your teeth.
Turn on that radio dial.
Speaker 11 (20:37):
Noon.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
That was Honey Bob By Cool ab Duel coming up
next to Olivia, DJ Jazzy, Ma Bar and the Fresh
Roughs on Johnny. But first a word from our hostage,
(21:27):
Man Man Business, Sam Morgans. Communication hardest thing in the world.
You know. I can look at you, guys, I can
communicate to you all night, but one on one I'm terrible.
(21:49):
Just there's certain things about communicating that really bother me.
You know, Like whenever I meet somebody new, I say hi,
how are you. Most time when people hear that, they'll
say something like good in yourself, are fine, thank you
very much, But sometimes they like to surprise you. I've
(22:10):
got no dream, man, I'm all dead inside. I'm sorry,
wrong answer, but thank you for playing.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Man.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
If I'm worried about something, I don't even want to
leave my house anymore, because I know there's five people
waiting out there somewhere just to ask me that question. Hey, Jim,
how are you? And I go? Really good? Please look
away danger I should change the response or something. You know,
(22:45):
how am I? Gee? I don't know, let me check.
I'd like to do a few more tests. Thank you.
(23:05):
The weird thing is, though we've gotten so used to
hearing this, how are you that if somebody doesn't say it,
we answer it anyway. Hi, Bob, good and you. Then
the conversation goes nowhere because all you can hear is
that voice in your head going, he thinks you're an idiot.
(23:28):
He's gonna tell everyone kill him, kill him, and you
have to make one of those decisions again. You know. See,
(23:48):
I think body language is the communication of the future.
For instance, if you stand like this, it means, hey, girls,
I'm single and I have curvature of the spine. You
gotta put it out there, you know. And guys, seriously,
(24:09):
the walk is everything. The walk is the most important element.
If you want a whole room full of ladies to
know what you want without them getting the wrong idea,
walk into a singles bar like this. See this puts
(24:35):
out a definite message. You know. It says listen, listen,
I could care less, but my crutch would like to
buy you a beer. You gotta do something like that,
you know. Oh, these days women have heard every line
(25:03):
there is to say. Guys, you got to get in
there with something visual and distract them. Hey, maybe come
here for a second. Yeah, you come on over here.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
Listen, uh.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Listen, do you uh? Do you find it unusually windy today?
Thank you very much. You guys have been great. I
don't want the time. Thank you.
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