September 5, 2025 • 34 mins
Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from September 4. A new study suggests the secret to dating might be “date ’em til you hate ’em,” and Reed gladly claims the title of resident dating expert while adding his own spin. Reed’s special friend drops off monster bags of the Neenah Dairy Queen’s exclusive Archies popcorn for the studio, and the guys dig in. Reed also has to explain why his old Facebook account mysteriously reappeared, the guys debate whether they would’ve been friends in high school, and Eddie gives Reed a top 5 list of the world’s best guard dogs. Plus, another round of Normal or Nope tackles oven paranoia, soda can tapping, and Reed’s questionable food safety habits.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's ninety five nine Kiss FM reading Addie in the afternoon.
So buttons on the other weear what you said?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
So, and I said, buttons on your underwear?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
You never heard that before? No? Come on, So, so
when people say so.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
You go sew buttons on your underwear? Why because who
sews buttons on underwears?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Who says so button? Nobody? So who would say that?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Tell me you heard it? I get there's biffs in
the studio. Just nod or no, you've never heard that
one either. No, somebody out there has heard. It's guaranteed.
Maybe it's a Chicago thing, but I'm pretty sure it's
like a nationwide thing.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
So, buttons on your underwear.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You're dumb. You
just started this whole show off on a bad foot.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
People text right now, back me up. I can't be
the only one in this world that's.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Heard that before. Can't be Okay, let's piny this out again.
Nine eight one zero ninety five nine. So I started underwear,
stop it. I started the show by saying, so, oh, underwear,
as if I'm gonna It's like a little pause before
I get into what I'm gonna talk about so I
say so, and Eddie says, buttons on your underwear? Yeah,
(01:12):
it's a pretty like I'm not gonna lie. I hate that.
I'm not saying it's great, but it's pretty common. I'm
in a bad mood now. It's sorry to thinking a
bad mood.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
But there's no way I'm the only one that has
ever said.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
It or hurt it. Okay, you do it. I'll say
it and you can. You can see how stupid it sounds.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Okay, let me tell you a story.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
So on your underwear? Oh you got? I mean, that's funny,
that's so dumb. I hate I hate this so much.
Kiss FM. Reading Eddie in the afternoon and I talk
about it, I see the look on your face.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Can I talk about it?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I think I already know where this is going.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Oh man, there's been a discovery something we've all discovered
in this building recently, and I love it, except i'd
have a chance to see it face to face personally
myself good. But others have and I'm so happy it happened. Okay,
So I is it your catfish page?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
That Facebook page? Mister facebook page popped up on accident
and it's his he's not being catfish. During its old
my original Facebook page, and it somehow got reactivated somehow.
Harley found it today greenshot it. It was like, hey, is
this you? And I'm like internally, I'm like crap, crap, crap,
(02:34):
c and I'm like, yeah, that's me. And she's like, oh,
it's just like people you may know. And she's like, wow,
there's some old pictures on here.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And I'm like, yeah, those pictures are phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Again, crap, crap, crap, because I deactivated it a long
time ago, like my last post is like twenty sixteen,
I think. And Carly found it and she was reading
off the cringey posts. You are pretty cringe back was crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
So you just called your post cringing yourself, That's.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
What she said. So she was gonna read, she was
gonna live read some of my posts on on air.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
What happened when she said that to you.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
By the time she let me know that this Facebook
page has been activated, I went and sneakily deactivated it.
So it's still out there. It's just deactivated for now,
so it's still alive.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
You didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Now Here's the thing. It's so we got to talk
about that why didn't you delete because maybe I wanted
when maybe there's photos on there from a long because
this is my first Facebook. That sounds really suss to me.
I feel like you're doing It's like we've all I
don't I need to review the page and what's on there?
Could there be embarrassing things on there? More than likely
(03:44):
nothing bad to Katie when.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
We got off the air this morning, and she now
thinks that you are essentially the same person as Travis
kelce Remember with all his old posts that popped over.
She's a horrible speller and he's like just fed girl
from pizza.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Oh, nature's awesome, but.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
He spelled scroll wrong, and all think all he's random
posts like, oh, that's probably stuff that read was doing
back then.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Like you guys might be the like the same person
almost by the same person as Travis Kelsey. You might
be mance.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Why you're so upset she's getting made because it's not
you because you secretly love Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You are Travis kelcey, but I think he's so douchey though.
I mean, Eddie says once before, if you and I
were the same high school in the same era, we
might not be friends. You would have loved me, you
would have wanted to be my best friend.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I think we find your high school picture if I
my high school picture, and that people would decided I
we'd be.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Friends because we are a totally different peop man. I
ruled in high school ninety five nine, Kiss FM. It's
reading Eddie in the afternoon. And as someone who has
only lived in Wisconsin for three and a half years, Oh,
you're still new here though, I'm still I'm new. Yeah,
you're still new. I'm brand new, still brand new. There's
a lot of things I don't know and I've still
got to learn because I'm new. So I was told
(05:00):
something yesterday, Okay that maybe maybe I guess this is
either a secret or it's something I don't know about.
And do we if I say a couple words here,
does it mean anything? If you can shake your head
yes or no, Eddie, you just tell me the Nina
Dairy queen. Okay, Biff says. Biff's shaking his head, Yes, Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
What I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I've heard people talk because they sell popcorn there. Yeah, yes,
I was told that this popcorn is life changing. Yeah,
apparent I have not tried it yet, Biff agreed. Biff
wants to talk so bad right now? Okay, okay, but
what if I were to tell you right now I
have Nina Dairy Queen popcorn. I never had it on
(05:43):
the way. Well, okay, here's the thing. You know me,
my go to snack is popcorn. That's what I said.
And I'm like, well, Eddie is a popcorn OFFICIENTI absolutely
Eddie will be the one hundred percent judge of whether
or not you are overblowing this popcorn. Now, let me
ask you this is it coming directly from this Dana
dairy queen here without any pit stops. It's not going anywhere.
(06:04):
It's like a day old or two days old. Yeah,
so we're gonna try this Nina Dairy Queen popcorn, which
I guess is the only dairy queen that sells it,
or something saying yes, do you have a like you
have an insight connection to this dairy queen? Okay, So
a girl I'm seeing was telling me about it randomly
and I'm like, you're full of craps. It might be
a keeper, now, this this might be all. This could
be a make or break, This could be a thing.
(06:24):
She's lying to me about the popcorn. This is a
measuring stick. So any minute now, we're gonna have the
Nina Dairy Queen popcorn, a whole bunch of it. And
she says if people smell it, people will fight before it.
So we'll see. We're gonna try out the Nina Dairy
Queen popcorn hopefully in a couple of minutes. All right,
all right, we'll see how it is. Bring it kiss
(06:47):
FM Reid and Eddie in the afternoon, we got the
Nina Dairy Queen popcorn.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I gotta say it right off the bat. It smells
like popcorn this room, and I love it.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
It does smell good. Now there's a I didn't know
about this because I knew here for three and a half. Yws.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
You can't say you're new.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
That's new.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
You are a resident. Yeah, wis contemplates on your car.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, but there's things I don't know. Got the Nina
Dairy Queen popcorn, which I.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Was told to open this peg over here?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Was he really good? First of all, I appreciate you
bringing two big monster bags.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
It is very well welcomed. Okay, I mean, okay, what
do you think.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
It's good? Yeah, there's good popcorn. There's like authentic popcorn.
But the real test is gonna be Eddie because Eddie,
I'm just sure some with Biff too. Eddie is a
popcorn officionado. He's got his own like legit popcorn machine. Right, Yeah,
he put the oil in and you do the kernel,
you do all those minu ones. But yeah, yeah, yeah
(07:44):
yah because defercently got rid of one any one. So yeah,
but either way before you got a new one.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah, I know, risky move, but there I'll survive, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
So so Sam, you run in the thank you for
bringing in the popcorn? What's the story of out?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Like?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Why is this the best? I didn't queen?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
You're growing up. Don't eat with your mouth, don't tell
me your mouthful, don't tell me? Right, So Sam, why
do you love this popcorn?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Well?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I love the popcorn just because it's good.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
But it's also it's it's exclusive and it's that dairy
Queen's popcorn. It's made by a company called Archie's Popcorn,
but they had an exclusive contract with the owners of
the Nina Dairy Queens, so it was a family thing.
If the family didn't own it, then you can't sell
archiees popcorn there anymore. So now they're down to one
Nina location because they sold the other one outside of
(08:36):
the family. So Archie's like, nope, Bird, you can't have
our popcorn anymore.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Then all the hype is legit. It's good popcorn good,
I gotta tell you. I can taste the difference in
real butter versus the uh fake one and butter, which
is awesome.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
It's white. It's whiter than I thought it would be. Yeah,
because in popcorn, like movie popcorn is like yellow. I
don't see color, rais, I don't see color. Fake Butter's
fake butter's yellow.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Well, yeah, it's like the powdery but yeah stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
That's when it's real. When I looked at a movie
theater back in my teenage years, I couldn't say, do
you want butter on your popcorn? You want butter flavoring
on you?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Bingle Banngo Well redes the microwave popcorn and then he
rips the bag open and licks it like.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Fake butter. He loves that. Yeah, licks disgusting. Man. Good
all right, So I gots the hype is real. Nina legit,
it's legitmate would have thought, I mean as a new person.
You've been here for three and a half years. Reading No,
it's ninety five nine Kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon.
It's only Thursday today. Yes. However, however, tomorrow's gonna be
(09:41):
a best of show because we've got Eve of Destruction.
It's gonna be so much fun. Yeah, and I gotta
get out there a little early, so we're gonna destruct.
We're going to destruct something. So instead of doing Top
five tomorrow, we're gonna do it today, Yes, sir. And
it's Top five where Eddie is gonna find he found, Yes,
a random time list. It could be anything. I don't
(10:01):
know what it is yet, and he's got to tell
me or I gotta tell him all five things on
the list if I can. So, what's the top five?
How confident are you when it comes to dogs? Decent?
Top five world guard dogs in the world. The top
five dogs are guard dogs according to Top five anything Okay,
(10:26):
there's always a dog that no one's ever heard of.
I could tell you right now. Every dog is recognizable.
One of them.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I didn't know the name to breathe, but I've definitely
seen this dog.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
So you've no idea what it is I know of it.
I didn't know how to say it. I guess it
is a proper way to say it. So, okay, these
are guard dogs, top five guard dogs in the world.
He's Kenny, I got this. I'm gonna break the record. Okay,
all right, so we'll do it in two songs. We'll
throw sixty seconds on the clock. It is gonna be
top five guard dogs in the world, sir, all right,
(10:58):
we'll do it next kiss FM, it's time for top five.
I know it's Thursday, but tomorrow is the best of
day because we have even so it's my turn to
guess Eddie's top five list, which is what top five
guard dogs in the world. All right now? My only
thing is anytime I see like a dog list, especially
(11:19):
like a very particular one, there's a breed of dog
that I've never heard of, like a very obscure breed,
not like your common Golden Retrievers, stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I'm going toward Judge, who's Biff, And I think Biff
can confirm right now by a shake of head or
a nod of head if these are common dogs. Now,
all these dogs I have seen and are to me common,
Let's go the only thing is one I can't pronounce.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Okay, got it. I think I know which one that is. Well,
I think now that I had the thing up, you
may have reflection. I didn't see it. I may post
sixty seconds on the clock. Sixty seconds of the clock.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Here we go, say top five world guard dogs, guard
dogs of the world.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You know what I mean? Three? Two? One German shepherd yes,
number number one, pit bull no, Doberman yes, number three,
Rottweiler y, yes, number something. It's on the list. I'm
scrolling up and down. Husky number two? Uh, husky, Husky's
(12:23):
not on the list. Was it the sheu ebu or
she no Belgian mel noir? Yes, that's what I can say.
Number four you are missing Number five. No, you got
plenty of time too. You're rolling. Okay. It's gotta be
a big dog, like if it's big. Golden retriever. No fun,
(12:48):
got a golden retriever now lab No poodle? No, I
don't think poodle's a guard dog at all. The old
poodles are bad ass, are they? Oh? Yeah, all right,
they're like a Swiss army knife of Oh that's impressive.
Oh my god, I can't give you your tires ran out.
Second it was we got to quickly go to here
(13:09):
we go.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
You got number one, which was a German shepherd. Number
two was a rotten rilot. Number three was a Doberman.
Number four was that Belgian malnow whatever you said there,
and number five a bull mastiff.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I swear to God that's a turner and hooge dog.
You didn't say it.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I thought it that you didn't say it's stupid.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Nine kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon. Eddie's a
married guy, Yes, sir. And as we all know, I'm
a dating expert. Everything there is to know about dating.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
What is a girl that you're seeing? Think about that.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
She knows? She knows. Yeah, i know what I'm talking about. Okay,
So I've got some new dating advice. Now this is
coming not for me. I already knew this, but this
is coming from experts that want to put the word
out there. Do dating advice for men? This is for
the guy, So do dudes pay attention. Ladies, also, maybe
(14:04):
tell your men this. So, I mean, if you tell
them this, it'll only help you in the long run.
The new dating advice is basically, stop with the sweet talk.
No sweet talking. No, well sort of all right, so
the new dating sort of it makes no sense. Stop
with the sweet talk. It's new dating advice. Take it
for me. I'm an expert dater exactly like what to do,
(14:25):
what it's all about next, But I'm trying to help
the dudes and ladies at the same time simultaneously.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Sold I'm married. There's too many rules.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
It's way too many rules. But luckily for me, I'm
awesome at it. Right, I'll tell you the new dating
advice next. Northeast Wisconsin is really lucky. They have me,
the dating expert, to kind of guide them, very lucky, right,
to guide them in their dating adventures their life together.
I really do. I'm a dating expert, and we have
new dating advice. I already knew this, but this is
(14:54):
coming from dating experts, gotcha. They want the men to know,
which means you're also an expert. If you already knew this,
That's why I said I'm an expert. I'm a dating expert. Yeah,
but there's some new advice that's coming out from these
dating experts that basically they want dudes to stop with
the sweet talk. Okay, basically, don't sing it, bring it Eddie.
(15:18):
What they want you to do is basically do stuff
like show instead of just saying, especially in the early stages. Okay,
so it says researchers found that women viewed action oriented
partners as warmer, more trustworthy, and more likely to be
in it for the long term. So like maybe cook
(15:39):
a meal or run an errand.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Like the Seven Acts of or certain like signs of
what is every thing? There's a book. I actually read
it because tomorrow I wanted me to read it while
we were dating. Like, everybody has a way of showing
their love and how they appreciate the love some people
that's touched some people is action, some people is the
sweet talking of it.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Like everyone has has a preference. Okay, right, so that
what you're saying is not new, Yeah, it is absolutely.
I mean I knew, like I said, I knew this.
This is what makes me so good at dating. So
you're the only one in you this. No, I'm sure
other people did too, but I think the common man,
like maybe yourself didn't didn't know this. I just told
(16:21):
you that I did, don't. Yeah, you're married, I get it,
you you I conquered it already. Cond The root word
man for a moment. She didn't think it happened. Dude,
if you're having trouble in the dating world or women,
if you want your your man to be better, share
my little piece of dating advice. Something I already knew,
but coming from exp A man of action, be a
(16:42):
man of action. Don't sing it, bring it, do something
and then sweet talk trademark.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Don't sing it, bring it Because I feel like this,
I feel like we can make T shirts.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Some make money. Yeah, don't sing it, bring it. Yeah,
I'll ring us up. Thanks. Kiss FM. It's reading Eddie
in the afternoon Thursday, Thursday short week because it should
technically be like a Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah, but it's a Thursday.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
It's a Thursday. The days of the week work. Yes,
it is Freida Natty in the afternoon. We're gonna do
some normal or nope. So it's the time of the
week where we look for things that people do that
they that person thinks it's normal, but other people think
it's not normal. And that's the discussion. Is it normal?
(17:28):
Is it not normal? Nine to two, two eight, one
zero ninety five nine will start off with one from
last week. I'll rewatch the same TV show for background noise,
but still laugh at the same parts every time. That's normal.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
But I think the thing is to laugh, Well, it's
because you know the joke's there, so you kind of
hear in the background. It still makes you chuckle because
it was funny when you first watch it.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
So yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
But again I think it's it's background noise, so you're
not super paying attention, and it's I'll rewatch the same show.
So I think the what with the no the question
of normalcy is here, is the same thing funny over
and over and over and over.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Again, another episode of the same show.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
You're talking about the same episode of the same series
over or are you're talking about like a binge watch,
like it's always the.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I'm assuming why would you watch the same show? That'd
be weird. Then that's not no, you're missing what I'm saying.
I'm the it's like watching Dumb and Dumber a thousand
times in a row and still thinking it's funny the
one thousand times. That's what I think that he comes
into question. Do you laugh every time you watch Dumb
and Dumber? No, you don't, but I still think it's
the funniest show. But you don't just laugh, you just
(18:34):
go with it. Yeah. I don't think Dumb and Dumber
can make me laugh anymore, but it is funny. I
just internally laugh. Does that make sense?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Is not normal? Fifth? Yes or no?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Oh? I think we stumped by that on that one.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, yeah, that's a good question.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
See now I'm confused because you think it's funny. It's funny,
you just don't vocally verbalize the funny.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah. I do think Dumb and Dumber is funny. I
think it's one of the funniest movies ever made. But
imagine the ridiculousness of every time I watched it, I
cracked up laughing, So imagine the ridiculousness. So it's losing
its luster then. No, I appreciate it, but it just
doesn't make me cackle.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Oh, this is a good debate. I don't know what's
the think on this one.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Okay, what's the funniest movie you've ever seen? Funniest movie
I've ever seen, Funniest movie I've ever seen.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
It's not Rocket Science. Just give me one of them
Blues Brothers. Okay, love that movie. Do you laugh every
time you watch it? I mean, I don't watch it often, so, yes,
you're killing me. What's the funny movie you watch often?
I don't know brothers.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I don't repeat movie.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I think i've seen Stepbrothers once.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
I've seen step Brothers with you, but it's on TV
in different parts and it's entire to mate.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I think you've contributed zero to this conversation. Welcome re alright,
we'll do more than ninety five nine kiss FM it's
normal or no reading Natty in the afternoon. So if
you know someone who does something that you think is
weird but they think is normal, that's what we're looking for.
Nine to two eight, one zero, ninety five nine it's
(20:06):
normal or nope. Next one, I have to check that
the oven is off even if I didn't use it.
Then if you use it, I'll give it to you.
But if you're not using it and just be just
know you didn't use it. Why would it be on
all of a sudden, I know I done it because
he got kids are running around with they don't know
that's such a dope. Should use it. Yeah, I wouldn't
(20:27):
check it right, but if I did use it, I
may I double check or triple or quadrew because there's
times where I have left the oven on and I
will eat dinner, and I'm like, oh, the oven is
still on. Yeah, because it doesn't like the oven needs
to have like uh, like, hey, I'm still alive and
on beep?
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Well, how long will when is a cutoff for to beep?
Because sometimes you need off for an hour as it's baking.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Every hour should be fine. It shouldn't bug anyone who's
already in the kitchen. Wait one beep an hour no
matter what. Be like yeah, but like maybe like a
weird like a like a weird sound effect. Give me,
give me your best effect for you say. I came
to mind was like a goat open still you know
(21:12):
what I'm saying. Weird because you want to if you're
if you let's say you turn the oven on and
you fall asleep. I like it trade market, trade market
trademark because if you're yeah, you're sleeping, you fall asleep
and all of a sudden, like honey, I left the oven.
This is a million dollar idea. I could save lives.
We're in See these ideas, they just come to rolling
in the money. Yeah, but no, I do not. If
I don't use it, I'm not. I would I only
(21:33):
when I use it, but yeah, same thing with like
my air fryer. Same thing with like I've got like
a indoor like black stone, and sometimes I'll because sometimes
I'll leave it on to burn off what's real for
like a little like the way to clean it. And
then I'm like, ah, crap, did I leave it on? Sure?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Sense?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Normal thing? Is it normal when you use it? Not
normal when you haven't used it? So so this is
not so that is not normal?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yeah, go through your mind like I didn't use the
of them, but maybe it turned on. I mean again,
if you have kids that maybe are rambunctious, so they
bump into it and they turned on accidentally. Maybe right?
Still not normal? Normal or nope? Nine two o two
eight ones zero nine, five to nine. We'll do more
next sinking ninety five nine kiss FM. We're doing normal
(22:24):
or nope, not eating any in the afternoon. So we're
looking for things that either you do that you think
are normal but other people think are weird, or if
you know someone who does something weird but they think
is normal. That kind of stuff. So again nine to
two eight one zero ninety five nine calling pickles a
content which is not pickles. This was a top five
for Monday to get to whatever day it was, and
(22:47):
longest left condiments in the fridge. One of them on
the list was pickles, not a condiment. We we discussed
this off the air. I'm willing to give you the
benefit of the doubt that pickles should not have been
on that list, but not that pickle are not condiments.
Disagree because slice pickles are condiments. Spears not condiments. You
can't be one or the other. They're two different things.
(23:10):
Like it don't like it corn on the cob versus
like corn you put in burritos. It's corn, yeah, but
corn on the COB's a little different. It's still you
don't put corn on the cob in your burrito. You
could be weird, but you could.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
I was.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I talked about this the other day. I think where
like I wish you could eat the cob? Why just
for easiness? Okay, if you see the corn the next day,
what happens with the cob? Probably see the cob too.
You want to deal with that noise coming, you know what? Yeah?
All right, yeah, well that makes sense. Now God's looking
(23:46):
out for us up there when he made corn. Okay,
all right, normal or no? Nine eight one here a
ninety five nine. I won't eat leftovers if they're more
than one day old. Not normal. No, you can still
eat them good to go for at least two days.
I don't even know if it's considered leftovers until it's
at least a day. What's your what's your your max?
(24:06):
Like at one point, like I'm gonna eat well, I've
been sitting in with us today. Maybe you you may
or may not know this about me, but I'll like
let Taco Bell sit out for like a day and a.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Half, out in the fridge or out on the counter,
on the counter. See, that's where I have a problem.
It's fine if it's in.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
The fridge, cool, you're you're doing what you do to
preserve food. On the counter, it's gonna go bad. I
think two days is the limit for the cream in
it the way longer, no biting. You're wrong. One day
you'll let would you let Taco Bell sit out one day?
You don't leave anything out? Dude, listen, I'm look at
me again. Selflugs tore out from your stomach and you
(24:44):
almost dined because you don't have nothing to do with
Taco Bell. How long I leave it like pizza, for example,
that can stay out all day. Pizza is fine one day,
yeah out, not in the fridge. Right, well, I'll give
you that, but in the next day. Oh, but only
be because it'll get hard, so I'll wrap it in
like tinfoil or like Surandra kill it. And I know
what I'm doing. I'm a good eater. Eight one, you're
(25:07):
a nice time nine more normal and no good. Someone
say I'm the best eater except for that one time.
All right, it's normal or no fin ninety five nine
kids FM reading Eddie in the afternoon and we're looking
for the things that maybe you know someone who does
something that you think is weird, but they think is normal.
We're the judge of that. We know what's normal and
we know what's not normal. It's normal or nope, yep,
(25:31):
I have a good pen that nobody is allowed to touch.
What is it about pens? Yeah, once you.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Find a pen, you like, you protect that pen like
there's no tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
That is normal. I've got one right now. Don't know
where I got it from, so I definitely stole it
from somebody because also I know nobody was protecting that pen,
but they dropped the ball and you scooped it right out.
Don't let a good pen out of your sight around me,
So I have it, still have it, didn't lose it.
But also like I never buy pens, I just thought
about that. When's the last time you bought a pen?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
I actually recently, just because my wife has the business, so.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
I don't buy pens. I just I'm an habitual pen stealer.
I have that pen that we made for w H
b Y. Yeah, that's a good pen. It's such a
good pen. That's a good I only have one, and
it's hidden right now because I know what to taken
from me. I have one too, so hidden right now
and I've only used it to test it good. I
don't want to use it. It's it's such a good pen.
(26:27):
I don't want to use this in my pockets, in
my heiding spot, in my desk. I'm not gonna say,
your desk is like three feet by three feet. I'll
find it. They won't find it. You won't find it.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
It's a great pen though, it's a fantastic pen, and
I always lose them. Only a box full upstairs and
all the promo stuff, but we just don't know about it.
I still it from the receptionist. Of course you did
always stealing. Look at her penses pen.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
It was like in the basket of pens to take. Yeah,
I should have took two, but anyway, it's more normal.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Or no?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Oh is that? No? Yeah, I don't have a good
pen that no one's allowed to touch. That's what about.
I tapped the top of every soda can twice before
opening it. Before you answer that, why do people tap
the tops of soda cans?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I think it's to prevent it from exploding on you.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Does that work? I don't because I never do it.
I don't think it's and I've never had one explode
on me. You've never had even like when you've Well,
maybe if I knew it was shaken up and I
knew the risk I was about to take. Or if
I just not like something out of the vending machine,
right and no, yeah, like I don't. Yeah, if it's
like sitting in a fridge, I grab it. I don't
tap it. But right, there's no need to tap in
(27:36):
this people, not you. I don't tap it, only tap
it when it's been shaken for a little bit. I
don't think that even works.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
It's probably not because.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
You would be able to knock all that carbonated and
it's carbonation that's really to boilve with two taps.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah, like that's like a heck of a lifetime if
you figure that one out. Not normal, not normal FM.
It's reading Eddie in the afternoon. As we've established I'm
a dating XP. I mean did we establish it though? Yeah,
I know what I'm talking about. So I gave you
good dating advice a little bit earlier, which was basically,
for dudes, stop the sweet talk, more action, right, don't
(28:11):
sing it, bring it. So going on the opposite side
of that, now I've got some more advice. Oh but
this is anti dating advice. So you're not good at
dating then, no, I'm great at dating. But this is
like if you're done dating.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Oh, so you're you're teaching us how to break up now.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yeah, there's a new breakup strategy. Okay, you are so
like a horrible person right now, I'm pretty good. It's
a new breakup strategy and it's gaining traction on TikTok okay,
And I like this idea. I think I can get
behind it. It's called datum till you hate them. Datum
till you hate datum till you hate them. It's my
anti dating advice. Take it from me, a dating expert.
(28:53):
You want to break up with somebody the easiest way possible,
which I think I can get behind. This is called
data until you hate them, and I'll tell you what
to do. What it's all about. It's a new thing.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Next, I'm so good at dating. I got to figure
out new ways to reinvent the sport. So I got
anti dating advice because we've already established I am a
dating expert.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I know no stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, I know things. Sometimes I get tired of of
of helping people date, so I got to help people
not date, like break up.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
So I've got do you get tired of dating?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Like actively? What are you try to say? I don't
like the dating scene? Okay, it's what's a lot of work.
I'm married. I've got some anti Yeah you're married, You're good.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
And I've got some anti dating advice that I think
I can get behind. It's called date until you hate them.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
I'm scared to ask what it is, but I think
it means like you stick it, you stick with the
relationship until something is just grind your gears.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Sort of Basically, you just like stop putting an effort
and then start resenting them and hating them. Why do
you do that to yourself? Listen to the person I
can get behind this one. So it says you stop arguing,
stop trying to fix things, and just let the relationship deteriorate.
I don't know anyally, love fades into resentment, and leaving
(30:18):
no longer feels heartbreaking, it feels inevitable. So you basically
just let like let the fire die out and then
it doesn't hurt as much when you say goodbye. I
feel like that is not healthy at all. I think
this is the way to go. I feel like you're
just causing adding to your therapy bill. No, because the
way this a lady explained it on TikTok, and the
way she kind of said it was, if let's say
(30:42):
your significant other is doing something trying to make you
jealous or something like that, so they'll go out or
they'll do stuff you don't like, let them do it, okay,
and eventually you're going to not care anymore. Wouldn't soil
the well hold on the hardest part about breaking up
is like, because you still care like it. It hurts,
it kind of feels betrayal or whatever. So once it
fizzles out, and like, if you don't really care about
(31:04):
the person's like feelings or anything anymore, then it doesn't hurt.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
It doesn't seem healthy at all.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Datum till you hate them, Eddie, No, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
I feel like you're just gonna be a better human
being and live a better life and feel better about yourself.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
You justly, I'll say, listen, things aren't working out.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
I just care.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
You know what, I can't do this. The whole idea
of just datum and stringing them along, that is that
is crappy. I would assume you're only doing it because
the other person is probably feeling the same way. Like
you got problems. You just let them boil instead of
trying to put them out, and they don't put out.
This is meditation building for yourself with all these I'm
a professional, Eddie, all right. So it's a new dating thing.
(31:41):
Datum n till you hate them. Basically, you just let
the relationship starting your partner.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
I don't let's agree to disagree on this one.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Listen, I think this one sticks. Ninety five nine Kiss FM.
It's reading Eddie in the afternoon, and we need to
dispel what I'm learning is a misconception about me. Oh
what's going on over there? So earlier today the girl
I'm seeing came in and brought us some popcorn, Yes
(32:08):
from the Nina Dairy Queen.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yes, fantastic popcorn.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Yeah, it's a thing. And I'm new to the area,
so I didn't know that that was a thing, but
it's a thing and it's really good. Anyways, Nina Derek
Queen is looking for two guys, handsome men to push
your popcorn.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Give us a show.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Charming, handsome, award winning radio DJs, obviously good with the ladies.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah, So anyways, we were talking off the air and
you were talking with her, Biff was talking with her,
and she brought up a thing about we were at
a Fourth of July party, yeah, and a lot of
people there and some girl goes up to her and
it's like what did she say?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Like it's really they recognize you or from the rain,
Like they're like.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
That's that's read from the radio read And she's like yeah,
and she's like, are you like you know you guys
like seeing Chige and she's like yeah, and then she's
like oh, because that's the guy who hates women. All
he does is talk about how bad dating is. There's
a difference there, huge difference. I know the dating process sucks. Yes,
(33:11):
so yes, I am dating this girl. That's the fun part.
The bad part is like reading out everybody. After you
do that, it's good.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
As of right now, it seems like you don't have
to worry about that process any anymore, so you're happy.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
But it's like it's the finding the person you want
to date, going on the first few dates, figuring out
that's the part sucks.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Knowing this information that people may think that you're a
jerk for hating women. Now I'm not right, But does
it make you change your approach about how you talk
about these apps?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Because I did a quick poll, Biff backed me up?
Wait did bit back me up? I don't know. I
got backed me up? Someone someone else backed me up?
Did they? Dating sucks? It's dating like the apps are
assessed pool. All of that sucks. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
I'm pretty sure if my wife would have tell me
tonight I'm leaving you, I'm screwed because I do not
want to go back into that world.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Because you've told me horror story. You might as well
just hang it up. Might as well. Yeah, you're never
become woman again.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I'll become a priest or something.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
You become a priest for real. I don't know. Well,
I know I'll be single, become a man of the cloth, Eddie.
I mean, yeah, so common miss hopefully not common misconception.
It's a misconception, not a common I don't hate women.
I'm just saying dating, dating is not fun. Listen, we
all know Read in this building. He loves women almost
(34:29):
too fault, Eddie, what are you trying to do? Is
this not helping your cause? I don't I think you're Yeah,
I don't think you're.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Read is not anti woman, but he loves them.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
That's enough, Edie. What do I say? What are you saying? Nothing?
It's ninety five nine Kiss FM reading Addie in the afternoon.
So buttons on the other weear what you said?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
So, and I said, buttons on your underwear?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
You never heard that before? No? Come on, So, so
when people say so.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
You go sew buttons on your underwear? Why because who
sews buttons on underwears?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Who says so button? Nobody? So who would say that?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Tell me you heard it? I get there's biffs in
the studio. Just nod or no, you've never heard that
one either. No, somebody out there has heard. It's guaranteed.
Maybe it's a Chicago thing, but I'm pretty sure it's
like a nationwide thing.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
So, buttons on your underwear.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You're dumb. You
just started this whole show off on a bad foot.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
People text right now, back me up. I can't be
the only one in this world that's.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Heard that before. Can't be Okay, let's piny this out again.
Nine eight one zero ninety five nine. So I started underwear,
stop it. I started the show by saying, so, oh, underwear,
as if I'm gonna It's like a little pause before
I get into what I'm gonna talk about so I
say so, and Eddie says, buttons on your underwear? Yeah,
(01:12):
it's a pretty like I'm not gonna lie. I hate that.
I'm not saying it's great, but it's pretty common. I'm
in a bad mood now. It's sorry to thinking a
bad mood.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
But there's no way I'm the only one that has
ever said.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
It or hurt it. Okay, you do it. I'll say
it and you can. You can see how stupid it sounds.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Okay, let me tell you a story.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
So on your underwear? Oh you got? I mean, that's funny,
that's so dumb. I hate I hate this so much.
Kiss FM. Reading Eddie in the afternoon and I talk
about it, I see the look on your face.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Can I talk about it?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I think I already know where this is going.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Oh man, there's been a discovery something we've all discovered
in this building recently, and I love it, except i'd
have a chance to see it face to face personally
myself good. But others have and I'm so happy it happened. Okay,
So I is it your catfish page?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
That Facebook page? Mister facebook page popped up on accident
and it's his he's not being catfish. During its old
my original Facebook page, and it somehow got reactivated somehow.
Harley found it today greenshot it. It was like, hey, is
this you? And I'm like internally, I'm like crap, crap, crap,
(02:34):
c and I'm like, yeah, that's me. And she's like, oh,
it's just like people you may know. And she's like, wow,
there's some old pictures on here.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And I'm like, yeah, those pictures are phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Again, crap, crap, crap, because I deactivated it a long
time ago, like my last post is like twenty sixteen,
I think. And Carly found it and she was reading
off the cringey posts. You are pretty cringe back was crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
So you just called your post cringing yourself, That's.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
What she said. So she was gonna read, she was
gonna live read some of my posts on on air.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
What happened when she said that to you.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
By the time she let me know that this Facebook
page has been activated, I went and sneakily deactivated it.
So it's still out there. It's just deactivated for now,
so it's still alive.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
You didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Now Here's the thing. It's so we got to talk
about that why didn't you delete because maybe I wanted
when maybe there's photos on there from a long because
this is my first Facebook. That sounds really suss to me.
I feel like you're doing It's like we've all I
don't I need to review the page and what's on there?
Could there be embarrassing things on there? More than likely
(03:44):
nothing bad to Katie when.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
We got off the air this morning, and she now
thinks that you are essentially the same person as Travis
kelce Remember with all his old posts that popped over.
She's a horrible speller and he's like just fed girl
from pizza.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Oh, nature's awesome, but.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
He spelled scroll wrong, and all think all he's random
posts like, oh, that's probably stuff that read was doing
back then.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Like you guys might be the like the same person
almost by the same person as Travis Kelsey. You might
be mance.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Why you're so upset she's getting made because it's not
you because you secretly love Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You are Travis kelcey, but I think he's so douchey though.
I mean, Eddie says once before, if you and I
were the same high school in the same era, we
might not be friends. You would have loved me, you
would have wanted to be my best friend.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I think we find your high school picture if I
my high school picture, and that people would decided I
we'd be.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Friends because we are a totally different peop man. I
ruled in high school ninety five nine, Kiss FM. It's
reading Eddie in the afternoon. And as someone who has
only lived in Wisconsin for three and a half years, Oh,
you're still new here though, I'm still I'm new. Yeah,
you're still new. I'm brand new, still brand new. There's
a lot of things I don't know and I've still
got to learn because I'm new. So I was told
(05:00):
something yesterday, Okay that maybe maybe I guess this is
either a secret or it's something I don't know about.
And do we if I say a couple words here,
does it mean anything? If you can shake your head
yes or no, Eddie, you just tell me the Nina
Dairy queen. Okay, Biff says. Biff's shaking his head, Yes, Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
What I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I've heard people talk because they sell popcorn there. Yeah, yes,
I was told that this popcorn is life changing. Yeah,
apparent I have not tried it yet, Biff agreed. Biff
wants to talk so bad right now? Okay, okay, but
what if I were to tell you right now I
have Nina Dairy Queen popcorn. I never had it on
(05:43):
the way. Well, okay, here's the thing. You know me,
my go to snack is popcorn. That's what I said.
And I'm like, well, Eddie is a popcorn OFFICIENTI absolutely
Eddie will be the one hundred percent judge of whether
or not you are overblowing this popcorn. Now, let me
ask you this is it coming directly from this Dana
dairy queen here without any pit stops. It's not going anywhere.
(06:04):
It's like a day old or two days old. Yeah,
so we're gonna try this Nina Dairy Queen popcorn, which
I guess is the only dairy queen that sells it,
or something saying yes, do you have a like you
have an insight connection to this dairy queen? Okay, So
a girl I'm seeing was telling me about it randomly
and I'm like, you're full of craps. It might be
a keeper, now, this this might be all. This could
be a make or break, This could be a thing.
(06:24):
She's lying to me about the popcorn. This is a
measuring stick. So any minute now, we're gonna have the
Nina Dairy Queen popcorn, a whole bunch of it. And
she says if people smell it, people will fight before it.
So we'll see. We're gonna try out the Nina Dairy
Queen popcorn hopefully in a couple of minutes. All right,
all right, we'll see how it is. Bring it kiss
(06:47):
FM Reid and Eddie in the afternoon, we got the
Nina Dairy Queen popcorn.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I gotta say it right off the bat. It smells
like popcorn this room, and I love it.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
It does smell good. Now there's a I didn't know
about this because I knew here for three and a half. Yws.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
You can't say you're new.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
That's new.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
You are a resident. Yeah, wis contemplates on your car.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, but there's things I don't know. Got the Nina
Dairy Queen popcorn, which I.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Was told to open this peg over here?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Was he really good? First of all, I appreciate you
bringing two big monster bags.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
It is very well welcomed. Okay, I mean, okay, what
do you think.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
It's good? Yeah, there's good popcorn. There's like authentic popcorn.
But the real test is gonna be Eddie because Eddie,
I'm just sure some with Biff too. Eddie is a
popcorn officionado. He's got his own like legit popcorn machine. Right, Yeah,
he put the oil in and you do the kernel,
you do all those minu ones. But yeah, yeah, yeah
(07:44):
yah because defercently got rid of one any one. So yeah,
but either way before you got a new one.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah, I know, risky move, but there I'll survive, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
So so Sam, you run in the thank you for
bringing in the popcorn? What's the story of out?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Like?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Why is this the best? I didn't queen?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
You're growing up. Don't eat with your mouth, don't tell
me your mouthful, don't tell me? Right, So Sam, why
do you love this popcorn?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Well?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I love the popcorn just because it's good.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
But it's also it's it's exclusive and it's that dairy
Queen's popcorn. It's made by a company called Archie's Popcorn,
but they had an exclusive contract with the owners of
the Nina Dairy Queens, so it was a family thing.
If the family didn't own it, then you can't sell
archiees popcorn there anymore. So now they're down to one
Nina location because they sold the other one outside of
(08:36):
the family. So Archie's like, nope, Bird, you can't have
our popcorn anymore.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Then all the hype is legit. It's good popcorn good,
I gotta tell you. I can taste the difference in
real butter versus the uh fake one and butter, which
is awesome.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
It's white. It's whiter than I thought it would be. Yeah,
because in popcorn, like movie popcorn is like yellow. I
don't see color, rais, I don't see color. Fake Butter's
fake butter's yellow.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Well, yeah, it's like the powdery but yeah stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
That's when it's real. When I looked at a movie
theater back in my teenage years, I couldn't say, do
you want butter on your popcorn? You want butter flavoring
on you?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Bingle Banngo Well redes the microwave popcorn and then he
rips the bag open and licks it like.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Fake butter. He loves that. Yeah, licks disgusting. Man. Good
all right, So I gots the hype is real. Nina legit,
it's legitmate would have thought, I mean as a new person.
You've been here for three and a half years. Reading No,
it's ninety five nine Kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon.
It's only Thursday today. Yes. However, however, tomorrow's gonna be
(09:41):
a best of show because we've got Eve of Destruction.
It's gonna be so much fun. Yeah, and I gotta
get out there a little early, so we're gonna destruct.
We're going to destruct something. So instead of doing Top
five tomorrow, we're gonna do it today, Yes, sir. And
it's Top five where Eddie is gonna find he found, Yes,
a random time list. It could be anything. I don't
(10:01):
know what it is yet, and he's got to tell
me or I gotta tell him all five things on
the list if I can. So, what's the top five?
How confident are you when it comes to dogs? Decent?
Top five world guard dogs in the world. The top
five dogs are guard dogs according to Top five anything Okay,
(10:26):
there's always a dog that no one's ever heard of.
I could tell you right now. Every dog is recognizable.
One of them.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I didn't know the name to breathe, but I've definitely
seen this dog.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
So you've no idea what it is I know of it.
I didn't know how to say it. I guess it
is a proper way to say it. So, okay, these
are guard dogs, top five guard dogs in the world.
He's Kenny, I got this. I'm gonna break the record. Okay,
all right, so we'll do it in two songs. We'll
throw sixty seconds on the clock. It is gonna be
top five guard dogs in the world, sir, all right,
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we'll do it next kiss FM, it's time for top five.
I know it's Thursday, but tomorrow is the best of
day because we have even so it's my turn to
guess Eddie's top five list, which is what top five
guard dogs in the world. All right now? My only
thing is anytime I see like a dog list, especially
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like a very particular one, there's a breed of dog
that I've never heard of, like a very obscure breed,
not like your common Golden Retrievers, stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I'm going toward Judge, who's Biff, And I think Biff
can confirm right now by a shake of head or
a nod of head if these are common dogs. Now,
all these dogs I have seen and are to me common,
Let's go the only thing is one I can't pronounce.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Okay, got it. I think I know which one that is. Well,
I think now that I had the thing up, you
may have reflection. I didn't see it. I may post
sixty seconds on the clock. Sixty seconds of the clock.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Here we go, say top five world guard dogs, guard
dogs of the world.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You know what I mean? Three? Two? One German shepherd yes,
number number one, pit bull no, Doberman yes, number three,
Rottweiler y, yes, number something. It's on the list. I'm
scrolling up and down. Husky number two? Uh, husky, Husky's
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not on the list. Was it the sheu ebu or
she no Belgian mel noir? Yes, that's what I can say.
Number four you are missing Number five. No, you got
plenty of time too. You're rolling. Okay. It's gotta be
a big dog, like if it's big. Golden retriever. No fun,
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got a golden retriever now lab No poodle? No, I
don't think poodle's a guard dog at all. The old
poodles are bad ass, are they? Oh? Yeah, all right,
they're like a Swiss army knife of Oh that's impressive.
Oh my god, I can't give you your tires ran out.
Second it was we got to quickly go to here
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we go.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
You got number one, which was a German shepherd. Number
two was a rotten rilot. Number three was a Doberman.
Number four was that Belgian malnow whatever you said there,
and number five a bull mastiff.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I swear to God that's a turner and hooge dog.
You didn't say it.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I thought it that you didn't say it's stupid.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Nine kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon. Eddie's a
married guy, Yes, sir. And as we all know, I'm
a dating expert. Everything there is to know about dating.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
What is a girl that you're seeing? Think about that.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
She knows? She knows. Yeah, i know what I'm talking about. Okay,
So I've got some new dating advice. Now this is
coming not for me. I already knew this, but this
is coming from experts that want to put the word
out there. Do dating advice for men? This is for
the guy, So do dudes pay attention. Ladies, also, maybe
(14:04):
tell your men this. So, I mean, if you tell
them this, it'll only help you in the long run.
The new dating advice is basically, stop with the sweet talk.
No sweet talking. No, well sort of all right, so
the new dating sort of it makes no sense. Stop
with the sweet talk. It's new dating advice. Take it
for me. I'm an expert dater exactly like what to do,
(14:25):
what it's all about next, But I'm trying to help
the dudes and ladies at the same time simultaneously.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Sold I'm married. There's too many rules.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
It's way too many rules. But luckily for me, I'm
awesome at it. Right, I'll tell you the new dating
advice next. Northeast Wisconsin is really lucky. They have me,
the dating expert, to kind of guide them, very lucky, right,
to guide them in their dating adventures their life together.
I really do. I'm a dating expert, and we have
new dating advice. I already knew this, but this is
(14:54):
coming from dating experts, gotcha. They want the men to know,
which means you're also an expert. If you already knew this,
That's why I said I'm an expert. I'm a dating expert. Yeah,
but there's some new advice that's coming out from these
dating experts that basically they want dudes to stop with
the sweet talk. Okay, basically, don't sing it, bring it Eddie.
(15:18):
What they want you to do is basically do stuff
like show instead of just saying, especially in the early stages. Okay,
so it says researchers found that women viewed action oriented
partners as warmer, more trustworthy, and more likely to be
in it for the long term. So like maybe cook
(15:39):
a meal or run an errand.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Like the Seven Acts of or certain like signs of
what is every thing? There's a book. I actually read
it because tomorrow I wanted me to read it while
we were dating. Like, everybody has a way of showing
their love and how they appreciate the love some people
that's touched some people is action, some people is the
sweet talking of it.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Like everyone has has a preference. Okay, right, so that
what you're saying is not new, Yeah, it is absolutely.
I mean I knew, like I said, I knew this.
This is what makes me so good at dating. So
you're the only one in you this. No, I'm sure
other people did too, but I think the common man,
like maybe yourself didn't didn't know this. I just told
(16:21):
you that I did, don't. Yeah, you're married, I get it,
you you I conquered it already. Cond The root word
man for a moment. She didn't think it happened. Dude,
if you're having trouble in the dating world or women,
if you want your your man to be better, share
my little piece of dating advice. Something I already knew,
but coming from exp A man of action, be a
(16:42):
man of action. Don't sing it, bring it, do something
and then sweet talk trademark.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Don't sing it, bring it Because I feel like this,
I feel like we can make T shirts.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Some make money. Yeah, don't sing it, bring it. Yeah,
I'll ring us up. Thanks. Kiss FM. It's reading Eddie
in the afternoon Thursday, Thursday short week because it should
technically be like a Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah, but it's a Thursday.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
It's a Thursday. The days of the week work. Yes,
it is Freida Natty in the afternoon. We're gonna do
some normal or nope. So it's the time of the
week where we look for things that people do that
they that person thinks it's normal, but other people think
it's not normal. And that's the discussion. Is it normal?
(17:28):
Is it not normal? Nine to two, two eight, one
zero ninety five nine will start off with one from
last week. I'll rewatch the same TV show for background noise,
but still laugh at the same parts every time. That's normal.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
But I think the thing is to laugh, Well, it's
because you know the joke's there, so you kind of
hear in the background. It still makes you chuckle because
it was funny when you first watch it.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
So yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
But again I think it's it's background noise, so you're
not super paying attention, and it's I'll rewatch the same show.
So I think the what with the no the question
of normalcy is here, is the same thing funny over
and over and over and over.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Again, another episode of the same show.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
You're talking about the same episode of the same series
over or are you're talking about like a binge watch,
like it's always the.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I'm assuming why would you watch the same show? That'd
be weird. Then that's not no, you're missing what I'm saying.
I'm the it's like watching Dumb and Dumber a thousand
times in a row and still thinking it's funny the
one thousand times. That's what I think that he comes
into question. Do you laugh every time you watch Dumb
and Dumber? No, you don't, but I still think it's
the funniest show. But you don't just laugh, you just
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go with it. Yeah. I don't think Dumb and Dumber
can make me laugh anymore, but it is funny. I
just internally laugh. Does that make sense?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Is not normal? Fifth? Yes or no?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Oh? I think we stumped by that on that one.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, yeah, that's a good question.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
See now I'm confused because you think it's funny. It's funny,
you just don't vocally verbalize the funny.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah. I do think Dumb and Dumber is funny. I
think it's one of the funniest movies ever made. But
imagine the ridiculousness of every time I watched it, I
cracked up laughing, So imagine the ridiculousness. So it's losing
its luster then. No, I appreciate it, but it just
doesn't make me cackle.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Oh, this is a good debate. I don't know what's
the think on this one.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Okay, what's the funniest movie you've ever seen? Funniest movie
I've ever seen, Funniest movie I've ever seen.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
It's not Rocket Science. Just give me one of them
Blues Brothers. Okay, love that movie. Do you laugh every
time you watch it? I mean, I don't watch it often, so, yes,
you're killing me. What's the funny movie you watch often?
I don't know brothers.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I don't repeat movie.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I think i've seen Stepbrothers once.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
I've seen step Brothers with you, but it's on TV
in different parts and it's entire to mate.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I think you've contributed zero to this conversation. Welcome re alright,
we'll do more than ninety five nine kiss FM it's
normal or no reading Natty in the afternoon. So if
you know someone who does something that you think is
weird but they think is normal, that's what we're looking for.
Nine to two eight, one zero, ninety five nine it's
(20:06):
normal or nope. Next one, I have to check that
the oven is off even if I didn't use it.
Then if you use it, I'll give it to you.
But if you're not using it and just be just
know you didn't use it. Why would it be on
all of a sudden, I know I done it because
he got kids are running around with they don't know
that's such a dope. Should use it. Yeah, I wouldn't
(20:27):
check it right, but if I did use it, I
may I double check or triple or quadrew because there's
times where I have left the oven on and I
will eat dinner, and I'm like, oh, the oven is
still on. Yeah, because it doesn't like the oven needs
to have like uh, like, hey, I'm still alive and
on beep?
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Well, how long will when is a cutoff for to beep?
Because sometimes you need off for an hour as it's baking.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Every hour should be fine. It shouldn't bug anyone who's
already in the kitchen. Wait one beep an hour no
matter what. Be like yeah, but like maybe like a
weird like a like a weird sound effect. Give me,
give me your best effect for you say. I came
to mind was like a goat open still you know
(21:12):
what I'm saying. Weird because you want to if you're
if you let's say you turn the oven on and
you fall asleep. I like it trade market, trade market
trademark because if you're yeah, you're sleeping, you fall asleep
and all of a sudden, like honey, I left the oven.
This is a million dollar idea. I could save lives.
We're in See these ideas, they just come to rolling
in the money. Yeah, but no, I do not. If
I don't use it, I'm not. I would I only
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when I use it, but yeah, same thing with like
my air fryer. Same thing with like I've got like
a indoor like black stone, and sometimes I'll because sometimes
I'll leave it on to burn off what's real for
like a little like the way to clean it. And
then I'm like, ah, crap, did I leave it on? Sure?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Sense?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Normal thing? Is it normal when you use it? Not
normal when you haven't used it? So so this is
not so that is not normal?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yeah, go through your mind like I didn't use the
of them, but maybe it turned on. I mean again,
if you have kids that maybe are rambunctious, so they
bump into it and they turned on accidentally. Maybe right?
Still not normal? Normal or nope? Nine two o two
eight ones zero nine, five to nine. We'll do more
next sinking ninety five nine kiss FM. We're doing normal
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or nope, not eating any in the afternoon. So we're
looking for things that either you do that you think
are normal but other people think are weird, or if
you know someone who does something weird but they think
is normal. That kind of stuff. So again nine to
two eight one zero ninety five nine calling pickles a
content which is not pickles. This was a top five
for Monday to get to whatever day it was, and
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longest left condiments in the fridge. One of them on
the list was pickles, not a condiment. We we discussed
this off the air. I'm willing to give you the
benefit of the doubt that pickles should not have been
on that list, but not that pickle are not condiments.
Disagree because slice pickles are condiments. Spears not condiments. You
can't be one or the other. They're two different things.
(23:10):
Like it don't like it corn on the cob versus
like corn you put in burritos. It's corn, yeah, but
corn on the COB's a little different. It's still you
don't put corn on the cob in your burrito. You
could be weird, but you could.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
I was.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I talked about this the other day. I think where
like I wish you could eat the cob? Why just
for easiness? Okay, if you see the corn the next day,
what happens with the cob? Probably see the cob too.
You want to deal with that noise coming, you know what? Yeah?
All right, yeah, well that makes sense. Now God's looking
(23:46):
out for us up there when he made corn. Okay,
all right, normal or no? Nine eight one here a
ninety five nine. I won't eat leftovers if they're more
than one day old. Not normal. No, you can still
eat them good to go for at least two days.
I don't even know if it's considered leftovers until it's
at least a day. What's your what's your your max?
(24:06):
Like at one point, like I'm gonna eat well, I've
been sitting in with us today. Maybe you you may
or may not know this about me, but I'll like
let Taco Bell sit out for like a day and a.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Half, out in the fridge or out on the counter,
on the counter. See, that's where I have a problem.
It's fine if it's in.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
The fridge, cool, you're you're doing what you do to
preserve food. On the counter, it's gonna go bad. I
think two days is the limit for the cream in
it the way longer, no biting. You're wrong. One day
you'll let would you let Taco Bell sit out one day?
You don't leave anything out? Dude, listen, I'm look at
me again. Selflugs tore out from your stomach and you
(24:44):
almost dined because you don't have nothing to do with
Taco Bell. How long I leave it like pizza, for example,
that can stay out all day. Pizza is fine one day,
yeah out, not in the fridge. Right, well, I'll give
you that, but in the next day. Oh, but only
be because it'll get hard, so I'll wrap it in
like tinfoil or like Surandra kill it. And I know
what I'm doing. I'm a good eater. Eight one, you're
(25:07):
a nice time nine more normal and no good. Someone
say I'm the best eater except for that one time.
All right, it's normal or no fin ninety five nine
kids FM reading Eddie in the afternoon and we're looking
for the things that maybe you know someone who does
something that you think is weird, but they think is normal.
We're the judge of that. We know what's normal and
we know what's not normal. It's normal or nope, yep,
(25:31):
I have a good pen that nobody is allowed to touch.
What is it about pens? Yeah, once you.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Find a pen, you like, you protect that pen like
there's no tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
That is normal. I've got one right now. Don't know
where I got it from, so I definitely stole it
from somebody because also I know nobody was protecting that pen,
but they dropped the ball and you scooped it right out.
Don't let a good pen out of your sight around me,
So I have it, still have it, didn't lose it.
But also like I never buy pens, I just thought
about that. When's the last time you bought a pen?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
I actually recently, just because my wife has the business, so.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
I don't buy pens. I just I'm an habitual pen stealer.
I have that pen that we made for w H
b Y. Yeah, that's a good pen. It's such a
good pen. That's a good I only have one, and
it's hidden right now because I know what to taken
from me. I have one too, so hidden right now
and I've only used it to test it good. I
don't want to use it. It's it's such a good pen.
(26:27):
I don't want to use this in my pockets, in
my heiding spot, in my desk. I'm not gonna say,
your desk is like three feet by three feet. I'll
find it. They won't find it. You won't find it.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
It's a great pen though, it's a fantastic pen, and
I always lose them. Only a box full upstairs and
all the promo stuff, but we just don't know about it.
I still it from the receptionist. Of course you did
always stealing. Look at her penses pen.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
It was like in the basket of pens to take. Yeah,
I should have took two, but anyway, it's more normal.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Or no?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Oh is that? No? Yeah, I don't have a good
pen that no one's allowed to touch. That's what about.
I tapped the top of every soda can twice before
opening it. Before you answer that, why do people tap
the tops of soda cans?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I think it's to prevent it from exploding on you.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Does that work? I don't because I never do it.
I don't think it's and I've never had one explode
on me. You've never had even like when you've Well,
maybe if I knew it was shaken up and I
knew the risk I was about to take. Or if
I just not like something out of the vending machine,
right and no, yeah, like I don't. Yeah, if it's
like sitting in a fridge, I grab it. I don't
tap it. But right, there's no need to tap in
(27:36):
this people, not you. I don't tap it, only tap
it when it's been shaken for a little bit. I
don't think that even works.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
It's probably not because.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
You would be able to knock all that carbonated and
it's carbonation that's really to boilve with two taps.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah, like that's like a heck of a lifetime if
you figure that one out. Not normal, not normal FM.
It's reading Eddie in the afternoon. As we've established I'm
a dating XP. I mean did we establish it though? Yeah,
I know what I'm talking about. So I gave you
good dating advice a little bit earlier, which was basically,
for dudes, stop the sweet talk, more action, right, don't
(28:11):
sing it, bring it. So going on the opposite side
of that, now I've got some more advice. Oh but
this is anti dating advice. So you're not good at
dating then, no, I'm great at dating. But this is
like if you're done dating.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Oh, so you're you're teaching us how to break up now.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yeah, there's a new breakup strategy. Okay, you are so
like a horrible person right now, I'm pretty good. It's
a new breakup strategy and it's gaining traction on TikTok okay,
And I like this idea. I think I can get
behind it. It's called datum till you hate them. Datum
till you hate datum till you hate them. It's my
anti dating advice. Take it from me, a dating expert.
(28:53):
You want to break up with somebody the easiest way possible,
which I think I can get behind. This is called
data until you hate them, and I'll tell you what
to do. What it's all about. It's a new thing.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Next, I'm so good at dating. I got to figure
out new ways to reinvent the sport. So I got
anti dating advice because we've already established I am a
dating expert.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I know no stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, I know things. Sometimes I get tired of of
of helping people date, so I got to help people
not date, like break up.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
So I've got do you get tired of dating?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Like actively? What are you try to say? I don't
like the dating scene? Okay, it's what's a lot of work.
I'm married. I've got some anti Yeah you're married, You're good.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
And I've got some anti dating advice that I think
I can get behind. It's called date until you hate them.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
I'm scared to ask what it is, but I think
it means like you stick it, you stick with the
relationship until something is just grind your gears.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Sort of Basically, you just like stop putting an effort
and then start resenting them and hating them. Why do
you do that to yourself? Listen to the person I
can get behind this one. So it says you stop arguing,
stop trying to fix things, and just let the relationship deteriorate.
I don't know anyally, love fades into resentment, and leaving
(30:18):
no longer feels heartbreaking, it feels inevitable. So you basically
just let like let the fire die out and then
it doesn't hurt as much when you say goodbye. I
feel like that is not healthy at all. I think
this is the way to go. I feel like you're
just causing adding to your therapy bill. No, because the
way this a lady explained it on TikTok, and the
way she kind of said it was, if let's say
(30:42):
your significant other is doing something trying to make you
jealous or something like that, so they'll go out or
they'll do stuff you don't like, let them do it, okay,
and eventually you're going to not care anymore. Wouldn't soil
the well hold on the hardest part about breaking up
is like, because you still care like it. It hurts,
it kind of feels betrayal or whatever. So once it
fizzles out, and like, if you don't really care about
(31:04):
the person's like feelings or anything anymore, then it doesn't hurt.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
It doesn't seem healthy at all.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Datum till you hate them, Eddie, No, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
I feel like you're just gonna be a better human
being and live a better life and feel better about yourself.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
You justly, I'll say, listen, things aren't working out.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
I just care.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
You know what, I can't do this. The whole idea
of just datum and stringing them along, that is that
is crappy. I would assume you're only doing it because
the other person is probably feeling the same way. Like
you got problems. You just let them boil instead of
trying to put them out, and they don't put out.
This is meditation building for yourself with all these I'm
a professional, Eddie, all right. So it's a new dating thing.
(31:41):
Datum n till you hate them. Basically, you just let
the relationship starting your partner.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
I don't let's agree to disagree on this one.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Listen, I think this one sticks. Ninety five nine Kiss FM.
It's reading Eddie in the afternoon, and we need to
dispel what I'm learning is a misconception about me. Oh
what's going on over there? So earlier today the girl
I'm seeing came in and brought us some popcorn, Yes
(32:08):
from the Nina Dairy Queen.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yes, fantastic popcorn.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Yeah, it's a thing. And I'm new to the area,
so I didn't know that that was a thing, but
it's a thing and it's really good. Anyways, Nina Derek
Queen is looking for two guys, handsome men to push
your popcorn.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Give us a show.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Charming, handsome, award winning radio DJs, obviously good with the ladies.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah, So anyways, we were talking off the air and
you were talking with her, Biff was talking with her,
and she brought up a thing about we were at
a Fourth of July party, yeah, and a lot of
people there and some girl goes up to her and
it's like what did she say?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Like it's really they recognize you or from the rain,
Like they're like.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
That's that's read from the radio read And she's like yeah,
and she's like, are you like you know you guys
like seeing Chige and she's like yeah, and then she's
like oh, because that's the guy who hates women. All
he does is talk about how bad dating is. There's
a difference there, huge difference. I know the dating process sucks. Yes,
(33:11):
so yes, I am dating this girl. That's the fun part.
The bad part is like reading out everybody. After you
do that, it's good.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
As of right now, it seems like you don't have
to worry about that process any anymore, so you're happy.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
But it's like it's the finding the person you want
to date, going on the first few dates, figuring out
that's the part sucks.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Knowing this information that people may think that you're a
jerk for hating women. Now I'm not right, But does
it make you change your approach about how you talk
about these apps?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Because I did a quick poll, Biff backed me up?
Wait did bit back me up? I don't know. I
got backed me up? Someone someone else backed me up?
Did they? Dating sucks? It's dating like the apps are
assessed pool. All of that sucks. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
I'm pretty sure if my wife would have tell me
tonight I'm leaving you, I'm screwed because I do not
want to go back into that world.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Because you've told me horror story. You might as well
just hang it up. Might as well. Yeah, you're never
become woman again.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I'll become a priest or something.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
You become a priest for real. I don't know. Well,
I know I'll be single, become a man of the cloth, Eddie.
I mean, yeah, so common miss hopefully not common misconception.
It's a misconception, not a common I don't hate women.
I'm just saying dating, dating is not fun. Listen, we
all know Read in this building. He loves women almost
(34:29):
too fault, Eddie, what are you trying to do? Is
this not helping your cause? I don't I think you're Yeah,
I don't think you're.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Read is not anti woman, but he loves them.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
That's enough, Edie. What do I say? What are you saying? Nothing?
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