September 4, 2025 • 41 mins
Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from September 3. Eddie is convinced he’s cracked the lottery code and says it’s only a matter of time before he’s a billionaire. Reed isn’t so sure and wonders if Eddie’s jackpot plan is more dream than reality. While Eddie plans his forever fortune, Reed is stuck on less glamorous problems like losing sleep and not being able to get a haircut. The guys also swap their most irrational fears, from dropping keys in a sewer grate to finding a dead body in the work bathroom. They debate whether baths are just dirt stew, try out Reed’s game of overly complicated movie plots, and dive into wild headlines about scams and dumb criminals, including a Florida man who turned his foot fetish into a felony.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety five nine Kiss FM. It's Read and Eddie in
the afternoon. The good news is is a Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yes, Wednesday. Yeah, but it's been a day man, Yeah already.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I'm just tired.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Is it because you did the morning show yesterday?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's because I, Yes, I did the morning show yesterday,
stuck around, did the afternoon show. But I had two
energy drinks and a pre workout, so I was like,
good to go. I went to the gym after work,
and then I went to Costco after that, and then
I couldn't really sleep.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Okay, So I'm just tired.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
And then I wake up today I find out Sydney
Sweeney's in a relationship with Scooter Braun and then TikTok
my my whole algorithm's messed up. In TikTok thinks I'm
a flat earther. She said, it's awesome things are working
against me. It's just not my day today.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh oh, and.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I wanted to get a hair cut today and it
doesn't look like my lady who cuts my hair's even
working today.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
That change places. You gotta go to a place where
you can make an appointment versus going on the website.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
See if there's availability.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Nobody makes appointments anymore. What are you talking about? My
wife owns a hair salon. It's all based on the appointment. Well,
she's the only one. Well, when I first moved here,
I wanted to find a good barber shop, and all
the barbershops they didn't open up until like ten. I
would already be at work at that time, and then
they close at like five or something. I'm still at
work at that time, and they don't take reservations. Good
(01:27):
ones do, Well, then give me a good one. I'm
happy with where I'm at now. It's just a pain
in my balls.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
To my wife is not taking your clients. But if
I talk to her, I'm sure she could open you
up every six.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
But then I gotta go to Osha if you want
to six weeks, every like two and a half two
and a half week. My hair grows fast. We're half
for a week. I don't like to push it to four.
I got a weird head, Like I don't look good
in hats. I don't do you see why? Like my
life is in shambles.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
To listen, Yeah, every two and a half weeks, you
come down to Oshkosh, you come over to my place,
we'll have dinner with us.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
She'll get your haircut. Oh you don't trust your haircuts?
All right, I'm gonna tell you that. All right.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I don't make my life any worse. Ninety five nine
Kids FM. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon and Eddie
filled in on the morning show today Otis is on vacation.
Nick had his leg torn off. Yeah, Nick said, And
I are so Eddie filled in, And I heard a
bit that you did this morning. You were talking about
how Mino didn't have a shower growing up.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
My mind is still blown by this. Katie's like, how
old are you?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
It was pretty funny, but I know, born before the
invention of the shower.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Apparently.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Again this is where my I can't rep my brain
around this. A lot of homes, especially in the up,
are so old that they didn't have like showers built
into their baths.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Apparently what And I can't wrap my head around this.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
So like, if you had a family of like four kids,
you draw one.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Bath, No, you would draw four baths.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Not from what I understood.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
You don't all use the same water. There has been
more Why would you use the same water? Water conservation?
I don't know I can't compute this. How much does
water cost?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
In the up?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
My brain is broken for the fact that he didn't
have a shower, and then people were texting in saying
that they didn't have a shower either, So what else is.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Out there that?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Like, I can't comprehend it, Like I did I take
something for granted, I can't figure this out, dude, Like
I am felt flabberg acid with this.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
SATs are weird, yes, Like you're just sitting in your
You're like sitting in your own soup.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
You're your own stew of dirtiness. Think about that.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
And also like I obviously took bats when I was
a kid, but it's been so long since I've taken
a bath because I'm a grown man, I don't take
bath exactly, but like I feel like because I have
a shower with a tub, right, I got a normal bathroom,
I just feel like a bathtub would be too small
for me to sit in.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Like people that say, oh, they could take a bath
after a good workout, your body is sweaty and dirty
and then you're taking a bath, so your water is
rinsing that stuff exactly, stanky sweat water.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Lest be honest, some of you all get some swamp butt.
Think about that.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, you got your swamp butt stanky water.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
See, I'm just getting chills, a like grossness in my
body right talking about it. I can't comprehend the tubs,
and I can't comprehend the fact that people actually did
it because they had no shower.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I just can't believe Mino was born before the invention
of his shower. Like he looked good for us A
ninety five nine Kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon. So, uh,
while back a few weeks, maybe we did a bit
about irrational fears. Yes, like things were kind of afraid
of that are kind of dumb, like we have no
reason to really fear these things, and it went over
(04:42):
pretty well. We got a lot of texts from the
text line, so I feel like we should revisit it, okay,
because I swear happened again this morning to me. Every
time I walk into that back bathroom at work, the
legs are off, I feel like I'm worried I'm gonna
find a dead body.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
That don't know why that you go from go having
a pee to fight a dead body in seconds.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
The lights are off, I feel like someone just did
you watch a movie where that happened, Like, how is
that in your head? I don't know, dude, but it's there.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It's weird.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
But I want to know what your irrational fear is.
Nine two two eight one zero ninety five nine. We
had a couple. We have some left over from last time. Sure,
and this one that I just saw kind of resonates
with me. Okay, dropping my keys every time I walk
by a sewer grape.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, I have that with my phone too. Yeah, I
can see that for sure. I've seen.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I just the other day saw a video of some
some dude walking at like an outside like beachy boat
bar where there's like a doc oh, and he's kind
of just walking, kind of being funny. He's got his
phone in his hand. He drops his phone. It goes inside,
right right between the wooden planks into the water below.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
It's like the fear of dropping something.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
You're buying an elevator, and it goes right between the
little space where you take a step into the elevator
that goes right into the shaft, the elevator shaft.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I just remembered a dream I had what just now
what I dropped my phone in the toilet. I just
remembered I had this dream last night.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
New phone.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, because I just got a new phone.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
You have to be all trending. Get the folding phone.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, it's freaking awesome. It's really awesome.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
How long before you get annoyed?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I'm not never.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I feel like you're gona get annoyed that quick.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
This folding phone is awesome and it's the future, Eddie,
Welcome to the future. But we want to know what
your irrational fears are. Oh, by the way, it's got
this future I'll show you later where you take a
picture of someone and it just it comes custom with
the camera app. You can like lengthen your legs and
it looks so weird. Why would you want to have
to look taller?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I feel like it's for girls who do you know,
the the poses with their legs and the Barbie feet thing.
I feel like just making it easier for you to
get calfish. I know, man, But what's your irrational fear?
We're spinning out of control nine eight one zero ninety
five nine. Hit us with your irrational fear and we'll
talk about it next. What's your irrational fear? It's nine
(07:09):
two oh two eight one zero ninety five nine rate
and any yet all nine teeth? Yeah that somebody actually
texts me. Don't want Yeah, losing all my teeth in
a freak accident.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Don't want that even normal like I have dreams of
losing my teeth is frixed.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It frised me out.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Teeth. I don't like teeth, Like I appreciate when people
have good teeth, but I don't. It's it's teeth are
such a liability. Yeah, Like you gotta be so careful
with them. You gotta take care of them. Yeah, and
then if you something happens to them, they're super expensive and.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
It leads to heart disease. Teeth, Yeah, your teeth do
not lead.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Absolutely your gums. If you have bad guns, it could
create heart disease. A lot of things could probably create. Yeah,
but isn't that crazy because you don't think of gums
being associated with your your art.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah, And don't get me started on why we got
to pay dent and medical when.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
We're it's all in the same body, because it's because
they're you call what do you call them?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Bones mouth, luxury ballroom her teeth nine to two eight
one zero ninety five nine. What's your irrational fear that
if I go on an ice gating rink I'll end
up falling onto the back of someone's sharp skate and
go out like a final destination.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Care not gonna lie when I see my place, when
I see my kid play hockey and kids fall down
and kids are skating next to him, and that's that's
I think.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
That one of my best friends had his neck sliced.
Why he did not where to god wide, like from
ear to almost his other ear.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Well, now it's a requirement if you're playing hockey any youth,
you know, you have to wear on that neck guard.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, because it happens.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
It happened.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
It's swear to god, it happened, and just like a
beer leading kind of thing. But I've seen it happen.
See he's okay, Now, this is a scar. It healed
very well. But it's also he kind of keeps like
a little bit of like a scruffy neck beard kind
of thing, right, so it hides it a little bit. Wow, nuts,
I'm with here. Yeah, I feel like, yeah, if it
can't happen, it will happen.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I got goose people just thinking about that one. That's
messed up?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
What's your irrational fear? Nine to two two eight one?
Here on ninety five nine, I'm afraid to light our
gas grill, oh, because it'll boom.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Every time I lie my gas grill, I do think
of like if it explodes, the gas tank of explodes
as I'm standing here, like how bad is it gonna
hurt me?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
So? I'm not worried about like how I handle the grill,
like if it's like pro paint or whatever, Like I
know that I can handle, But sometimes I'm like, what
if this pro painting just explodes?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
That's exactly it.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
So my scenario is it's gonna push you back against
the wall. What what's gonna burn? What's how am I
gonna survive?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah? What do I do?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Do? I took and roll the explosion, Like what I do?
I have to just enjoy the ride, But I think
it all time. Yeah, I guess that does go through
my head every single time. It's like, what if this
thing just explodes for whatever reason? Not my fault, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I don't want to be the guy that goes out
try to make a burger.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
All you wanted was a good burger. I wouldn't mind,
like he was just trying to eat. All right, what's
your irrational fear? We'll hit up more next, What is
your irrational fear? Nine two eight one zero on ninety
five nine. It's reading Addie in the afternoon. I feel
(10:15):
like we've all probably thought of this one. Getting sucked
into a pool?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Filter?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yes, filter, Let me ask you something growing up, like
your neighborhood pool, like public pool, school pool or whatever. Yeah,
was there a rumor that someone got sucked in? Yes?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Always man, so we lost her fingers? In mind?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Is it true that I'm as saying, there's no weak
los your fingers? But growing up, like, don't put your
Someone lost a finger in my town's public pool. The
drain was in the bottom of the the twelve foot section,
which was the deepest part of the sure, and the
rumor was that a girl went down there to to
dive or whatever and got her hair stuck in the
it got sucked in, and then she drowned. And of
(11:00):
course it never happened, of course not, but we all
thought so.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, you know, when you you're learning to swim and
you swim along the side of it.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
There's also those little like divots for the work that
you didn't put your hand in there either.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I did. It'll chop your hand off. I see, I
didn't hear that.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
But yeah, uh, what about I avoid walking on drains
and manhole covers because I have an irrational fear they'll
collapse when I'll fall in.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah, yep, seriously though. Yeah, have your parents when you were.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Growing up would like get mad when you turn on
the light inside the car, the dome lights, Yeah, and
they would tell you it's illegal, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah it's not, it's now. But now you have a
fear of that light being on, Yeah, because I tell
my kid turns it down, like, turn your light off.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, that's why did our parents lie to not against
the law to turn on your dome light in the car.
But my parents went a step further and said they'll
they'll just crash the car you turn that light.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Oh, we will crash.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Like and I'm like why, I don't really, Like I
don't see the problem here, And they're like, oh, you
can't see the road when the light's on, And I'm like,
I can see it right here. Maybe you need glasses, damn. Yeah,
maybe this is a you problem. Nine eight one yere
On ninety five to nine. What's an irrational fear of yours?
(12:11):
Getting a fish hook stuck in my foot? And I
don't fish?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Well, I don't fish. I don't know that's where people fish.
I guess.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I guess I'll think about it. If I'm like, I'm
like a dog and I see people fishing or something
that do the whole there's something about merry things get
cast back and it hooks my lip. Yeah, I could
see fish before I have. Yeah, I've never gone fishing.
I fished before, never caught a fish.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I feel like it's boring. It's I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
If i'd they say it's relaxing, I don't think it
would have relaxed me. I think I get stressed out
because I'm not catching a fish.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Stressed out, nervous.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yes, my anxiety will go through the roof. Why am
I not catching it? How come you are?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I don't like it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Why have I I'm why have I not caught a fish?
I do what they tell me to do.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
You see what I'm saying. Isn't that anxious for you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
It makes me nervous. Now I'm all stressed out. Now,
I feel like a failure. You see Wygle fishing right
ninety five nine kids at them, it's reading Eddie in
the afternoon, and anyone can fall first a scam. These days,
they're getting better and better, and it's getting harder and
harder to tell the difference between what's real and what's
the scam, especially with AI and the.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Videos like you falling for first of all, the Australian
catfish scam that was real, and then also the fake
email from work.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, okay, so yeah, it's very easy for people like
you to fall forward. You make me sound so bad.
Those were both okay, I can explain both of them.
But anyways, Yeah, scam's big business these days. People can
get scammed and they can scam so easy, especially it
seems like the elderly because they're new to technology, so
(13:51):
they probably believe a lot of stuff. Right, Why are
you laughing at me?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Because I'm waiting to hear what the scam is all
about it and chances are you fell forward or something.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Like this is not me. I did not fall for it.
But a lady did fall for a scam.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Okay, she fell in love with a man online who
claimed to be an astronaut stuck in space. Yeah, I
feel really bad. She's eight year old woman. Yeah, she
gave him money. But I'll tell you the story next.
A lady a guy online who was an astronaut who
(14:26):
was stuck in space. It's a whole thing. She got duped,
she got scammed. I'll tell you the story next. I
can see you'd fall for something like this. I would
know anyone can get scammed and not even know at
the end, like you. I can explain why I got
I didn't get scammed.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I clicked the link.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I shouldn't have clicked. That's a scam technically, but I
can explain. And yet I'm not a time for it.
All right, But there's a lady who got scammed online.
Poor lady, just looking for love by a man claimed
to be an astronaut.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
See, I feel bad. If he would have told me,
maybe somebody in their forties were like idiot.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
But now you tell me. This woman's eighty years old.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
An eighty year old Japanese lady met a man online
who claimed he was an astronaut, and they started talking
last September. And he's in space because he's an astronaut.
And one day he tells her he's in trouble. Oh no,
his spaceship was underattack. No, we don't have any other details.
By who's it Aliens?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
We don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
But his spaceship was under attack, and this man is
stuck in space and he was running out of oxygen.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Oh, we gotta do something quick. And he needed money
to buy more air. Oh yeah, because you could buy
air and space. Right, I got.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
She sent him one million yen, which is at close
to like seven thousand dollars. That is a lot of
money for oxygen. Because she just her she needed her
man to breathe while he's in space under attack from someone.
So she got scammed just looking for love. But also
back in twenty twenty two, I found not that there
was a sixty five year old woman, also from Japan,
(16:03):
who got scammed out of thirty thousand dollars by someone
claiming to be a Russian cosmonaut, and he said he
needed the money so he could fly back to Earth
and marry her.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
So what you're telling me is, if you want to
scam somebody out of money, you scam somebody from Japan,
and you say you're an astronaut, Well, all right, yep, Okay,
good taking notes just in case, Just in case, don't
scam old ladies, Eddie should not to tell you this.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Ninety five nine Kiss FM, Reid and Eddie. In the afternoon,
I came up with the new game today, A new game,
a similar game to what we've already played, but I
came up with a different version of it. Sure, and
I think this is going to be I hope it's
just funny enough. Yeah, I hope it's as funny as
I think it is. All Right, We're going to play
(16:53):
overly complicated movie plots.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Okay, We've done this before with.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Movie titles and songs and stuff, where I'm gonna give
you the plot of a popular movie that everybody knows,
but I'm gonna make the plot sound so ridiculous and
overly complicated, Okay, and you got to try to like
read between the lines and figure out what it is.
Some of these are a little bit harder than others,
or I guess some of them are a little easier
than others. But I throw them through chat GPT and
(17:20):
then I kind of edited them up a little bit,
sure to make them not super obvious, I hope.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
But here we go.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Let's start off with one right now. It's overly complicated
movie plots.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I feel like, usually I do pretty well of these games.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
You might do well with those, yeah, but it's just
they're so ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Movie number one, an individual of unconventional intellectual calibration persistently
drifts through successive decades where his incidental for future to
patient reorients the trajectory of multiple cultural and geopolitical milestones
through His primary pursuit remains the reciprocal or affection from
(18:01):
a companion whose loyalty is erratic at best. At first, I.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Said, back to the future, but it's one hundred percent
for us. Gum, yeah, yeah, yeah. I gotta hear the
whole thing before I give my quick answer.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
The way it's worded is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
What it is I'll do?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Number two. This one probably be an easy one, but
overly complicated movie plots. A juvenile delinquent discovers that the
stability of future human civilization hinges upon his ability to
navigate an intergenerational custody battle between two non human entities,
one resembling wet tinfoil, the other resembling a weightlifting competition finalist.
(18:40):
All while redefining what it means to have a father
figure terminator.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Two.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yes, it's overly complicated movie quotes, and believe it or not,
I got more.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
We'll do some more next. It's overly complicated movie plots.
These are movies. We've all seen the classics, but I
change changed the plot to make it overly complicated.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
I want to hear, like you know, the Back of
the Day with those trailers are the big voices. I
wish I could do the trailer in this plot with
that plot description.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Would be great. I wonder if I could set something
up maybe next time. Maybe next time.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
It's ninety five nine kiss FM reading that over in
a world it's overly complicated movie plots.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Movie yes, movie plots, Yep, here we go.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
A lavish experiment in maritime engineering doubles as the stage
for a brief cross class entanglement between two individuals who
is abruptly truncated when frozen geological debris demonstrates its superiority
over Edwardian metallurgy.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
What really?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
A lavish experiment in maritime engineering doubles as the stage
for a brief cross plats entanglement between two individuals, which
is abruptly truncated when a frozen geological tobreed demonstrates its
superiority over Edwardian metallurgy. Come on, bro, I mean I
wanted to say Titanic, but it's not.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I don't know Titanic. Oh, I just stuck in my gun.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
All right? Come on, the frozen geological debris maritime engineering. Yeah,
the entanglement with two cross class couples, Yeah, alright, next
one overly complicated movie plots. Two socially maladapted menchild entities,
armed with follicular atrocities and decision making frameworks rivaled only
(20:44):
by malfunctioning vending machines undertake a long distance transport mission
of misidentified property, inadvertently destabilizing organized crime along the way.
The stabile a organized crime. Oh I was going in
one direction, but that last line changes everything for me.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Think about it? You want it again?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Quickly here, Two socially maladapted men child entities, armed with
follicular atrocities and decision making frameworks rivaled only by malfunctioning
vending machines, undertake a long distance transport mission of misidentified property,
inadvertently destabilizing organized crime along the way.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Come on, bro, think of me, I think of you.
Oh that makes dumb and dumber?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Did it take me that long to figure it out?
It's a follicular atrocities.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
So we'll do another round of overly complicated movie quotes
next Onne kiss It's overly complicated movie plots on ninety
five to nine Kiss FM.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Reading Eddie in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I took the plot of a movie and just made
it way complicated to try to confuse Eddie. It's kind
of work, kind of working good with it. So you
got to read between the lines and tell me what
movie this is? Okay, I've got it. Overly complicated movie plots.
After being psychologically manipulated into exile through accusations of patriocide,
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a young Air embraces an alternative lifestyle centered around insect
consumption and philosophy of indolence, until dynastic obligation forces him
into a climactic confrontation with his uprising relative atop of
burning geological formation.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
One is happening. There's a lot there, There's a lot there.
But read between the lines, all right, one more time, please?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
After being psychologically manipulated into exile through accusations of patriocide.
A young heir embraces an alternative lifestyle centered on insect
consumption and philosophy of indolence, until dynastic obligation forces him
into a climactic confrontation with his usurping relative atop a
burning geolig logical formation.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
You're losing me on this one quite a bit. It's
a cartoon. It's a cartoon. Come on, oh man, no,
nothing insect eating. That's patrio side air.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Relative.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yeah, I don't know what is it? Lion king?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Okay, that is tratch. I feel like, uh, here's the
next one now, and I didn't like it. Overly complicated
movie quotes. A man plagued by onto logical dissatisfaction is
approached by a countercultural technophile who reveal his lived environment
is nothing more than a falsehood. Upon ingesting an experimental drug,
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he gains access to both improbable acrobatic proficiency and a
messionic destiny.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
He neither requested nor understands. I know, kung fu.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
A trick. Let's mane one more here. I don't know
if I'm nine kids at them.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
It's reading the sure references, you.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Know, blondes, brunettes, muscles, no muscles, Eddie, for example, not
a foot person. No, some people are why for some reason,
not for me to ask why people are so in
defeat discussing.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
You're on your feet all dated dirty.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
But this next dude, big foot person reel in defeat
so much so that he buys used women's shoes on
Facebook marketplace. Come on, and what He met up with
this one woman and she denied his request to smell
her feet.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Shut it.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
He ran her over with his car. It's my dumb
criminal of the day.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
True story.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
I'll tell you what I have. The next guy loves feet.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Man, that's horrible.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
This dude had a thing for feet so bad that
when a woman denied his request to smell her feet,
he ran her over with this car.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
It's my dumb criminal of the day. It's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Ninety five nine kids FM reading Daddy in the afternoon.
Some people are just really in defeat. It's not my thing,
but people have their things and.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
No reason. I don't know how to. I'm not always
sounds like you're trying to just to fire your fifth through, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
This dude does, though, And this two thing was feet.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Here's what went down.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
A Florida person, Florida woman, yeah, was selling her hue
shoes on Facebook marketplace. So she met up with this
twenty eight year old dude elman Ce Circle at a hotel.
When she got there, he asked to smell her feet.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
She met him at a hotel. I want to as
a red flag boy.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I want to think it was like a bright, big
parking lot. That's what I want to think. But anyways,
when she got there, the dude was like, hey, can
I smell your feet? And she's like, no, that's weird.
And the dude got upset, yanked the shoes away from
her hands, ran away, and the woman chase after him
for the shoes, and then why would you chase after all?
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Right confront of them, And that's when the dude peeled
out of the parking lot in suv and ran the
woman over.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
How the woman was fine, and.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
The cops got the dude charged him with aggravated battery.
And this wasn't the first time something like this happened
with this dude.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
He really likes feet. So let me ask you this.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Yesterday we talked about the guy who sniffed people's butts. Yeah,
now we're talking about this guy with the.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Feet and wants to smell them. Yeah, I'm gonna put
you on a true Sophie's.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Choice read you would you rather be the guy that
sniffed the butchers or sniffed the feet?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Why would you gotta pick one? Who says who? Right now?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Me?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I guess you gotta pick one? What would you pick?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I don't know what I would do.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I think I would just end my life right at
that moment you give me that choice. I don't want it.
I don't want it.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I'm okay, just because if I have to. This is
a would you rather?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
It's got to be feet?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Right? If I think it's gotta be butt because I
think so.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Because I don't think's can happen back then you don't
want to be a part of right, But what are
the odds?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Everyone's feet probably have some sort of smell to them,
right ru Now, if someone maybe, how does the average
butt smell?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Bad? Are we really talking about this?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I want to give the people the benefit of the
doubt that their butt of smells like their elbow or something.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
I regret asking this question because I just I'm I'm
feeling gross and dirty now.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Well you didn't.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Man, it's my bad nine Kiss FM. It's reading Eddie
in the afternoon, and I think I'm finally ready to
be a billionaire. You think so, you're ready, because I'm
ready too. Everything in my life has led me up
to this moment. One point three billion dollar power Ball.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Have you bought your ticket yet? Not yet? Okay? So
should we make a deal right now? No, I'm not
sharing anything with nothing.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
No.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I will give you some if I win. You give
me some if you win.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
If you win, how much of my How were we talking?
Let's let's talk it out right now. What if I
told you read that I have a formula that can
make you a winner.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
There's a formula out there. I talked about it this
morning with with Katie and Mino.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
There's a formula to win the lottery, and you're apparently
the only one that knows us. I'm willing to share
it with the world. I am willing to share it
because in efforts, if somebody hits it.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
No, no, they can then give me some. Let's say,
random person wins. Just pay off my house, pay off
my bills. I'm happy.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
But if everyone knows this, everyone's gonna pick these numbers,
and if everyone picks these numbers and the jackpot, you're
gonna have to share it with all these people.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Yeah, but not everyone's gonna trust this theory and they're
not gonna play, you know, but there's gonna be a
select for to go.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
You know what, I'm gonna give it a shot, and
then when it's like a few of us win, we.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
All share the wealth. No, I'll take your information by
what did you do to get this?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
So I went, I used AI and you know how
I feel about AI. Mean A, I don't see i'd
I so, but I figure to be a billionaire. Maybe
I can work with it.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Okay, so hold that thought. Yeah, we're gonna play a
couple of songs and Eddie apparently has the secret to
winning the lottery, right, he's gonna be graceful enough to
share it with us next.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Absolutely, I don't believe. So Eddie claims he knows.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
How to win the lottery and somehow has never done
it before. But it's ninety five to nine, kiss FM,
read and Eddie in the afternoon. Now you actually, because
you like me, are finally ready to become a billionaire.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Absolutely, you went to chat.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Ept working with the enemy here. To win, sometimes you
gotta do something bad for a good outcome.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Yeah, so what did you What did you tell chat
gpt to No? I told chat gpt that based on
the history of the lottery with all the numbers and winners,
tell me with with obviously we know it could be random,
but what numbers hit the most?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
What sequence in numbers? What things should we avoid doing ween.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
To win the lottery. I'm not gonna lie. I just
be like, yo, just pick the numbers, man.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
So you no, No, I wanted it to break it
down with all the numbers that's been pulling up, what
are trends?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Do you see? What are things that people think they're
doing right when they played a lot And what did Chatty?
It gave me a lot of information.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
All right, So the drawing is tonight, nine to fifty nine,
okay for those of whom ever played before, five white balls,
one red ball, okay, okay, just so you know, the
odds of winning tonight not great.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
One and two hundred ninety two million chants ninety two. Yeah,
but if you want to win any prize one in twenty.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Four it's like a million. That's like a million. So
either way, it's it's gonna be okay, But what do
I gotta do the thing? Okay, give me the.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Beat number one, Avoid popular loan numbers. I like number
seven is a low number. Three Low numbers usually aren't
your greatest pick. Hey, except also avoid birthday numbers. So
if you're broughing on, this makes no sense because the
numbers are random.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
So what does it matter?
Speaker 3 (31:05):
You gotta trust chat CHPT man. You gotta trust AI
in this situation. Okay, No, you want to evenly spread
the numbers.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
How do you do that?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
You want to choose, uh, like a number per fourteen,
So fourteen like the first fourteen numbers, you choose one.
The next fourteen numbers, which would be fifteen to twenty eight,
you choose one from there. This is try try to
avoid that stuff. Okay, how much more do we got here?
You got you want to select prime numbers?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
This prime number stupid? This makes it's no sense. It's
all chance.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
So with all this information it gave me and stuff
about it, it gave me three three different sets of numbers.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Okay, do you want me to give to you right now?
You want to come back?
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Give me one of them all right first set, which
makes no sense considered told me to avoid this stuff,
but I'm gonna trust it.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Wait a second, put a pause on that. Okay, you
talk too long. We ran out of time.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
When we come back, the three sets often to winning numbers.
I'm giving it to you today.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
According to chat GPT, Eddie has the winning powerball numbers
for tonight and he's going to share them with us. Yes.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Next, so Eddie is claiming he has the winning.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Powerball numbers right now, and he got them using a
secret prompt that he put into chat GPT.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
I've been fighting chat GPT for so long ago avoiding it,
but everyone's been It seems like people are using it
for good, and I'm like, well.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Now for good is making me a billionaire, So I'm
gonna try it.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Okay, So in three sets of numbers, Yes, you told
us kind of the strategy behind it in the last break,
and now what are the numbers?
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Unfortunately, everything of the strategies with numbers to wait is
using it's using numbers that we So.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Chat GPT told you not to pick certain numbers and
then went ahead and picked those numbers.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
It's kind of kind of what the hell? So I
know I'm really confusing, but here we go.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Now, let me say this, if any of these sets
of numbers wins you money, just pay my house. I'm
not paying my mortgage. Maybe I'm saying, just somebody paying
my mortgage if you win. Okay, what are you gonna
do for me? I'm saying the listener, listen, I'm doing it.
I'm doing a you're gonna do for me? Friendship, my man, friendship? Okay.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
First set of numbers, according to Chat JV Dick that
can make you a winner tonight, forty five, no, forty eight,
forty nine, sixty three, sixty.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Five and a power ball of four.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Didn't chat gbt? Stay every pick a number? Every fourteen numbers? Yes, okay?
What's the next number? The next set of numbers here eleven,
twenty two, thirty one, forty eight, sixty nine giggle and
powerball twenty five. That sounds kind that sounds like winning numbers.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Okay. And the last set that has potential to earn.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
You one point three billion dollars.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
That's the cash option of five hundred and eighty nine
million dollars before taxes.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
What's the numbers?
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Eddie thirty seven forty one, No forty three, fifty nine,
no sixty seven, and a powerwa number of sixteen.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Here's why I don't like two of those is because
they start so late in the numerical order, like they
one of them starts in the forties, the other starts
in the late thirties.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
I like you like the evenly split one utide like
maybe like an.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Eight, maybe like a twenty one, maybe like a sure thirty,
maybe like a forty eight, and then like a sixty
nine and then uh uh seventeen pure.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
So here's the thing, though, you got three sets and
number spend two bucks on each one. See what happens.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I'm just gonna like easy pigot Hey, dude, there's all
chance anyways.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Chess chat JPT maybe it'll do be good.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Sometimes ninety five nine kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon.
Eddie doesn't want to die?
Speaker 2 (34:54):
No, who dies? Here's no here, here's the thing, like
we don't want to but do we want to live forever?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yes? But that means you have to work forever?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
No, yeah, it does. No, because I'm gonna win the
power ball.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Okay, good luck with that one point three billion, by
the way, And now I'm gonna win it. But if
you want to at least live to one hundred addy,
which you probably do.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Longevity experts tell us to do these things in the morning.
Maybe you already do them, but there are seven things
to do every morning and you'll live to one hundred
according to these longevity experts.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Kind of easy things to do. Yeah, I'm in kind
of I give some of them.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
I don't do all of us. Do you want to
live to one hundred? Listen to these longevity experts. I'll
tell you what was it? Guarantee?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Next?
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Nothing's guarantee guarantees. Life's a fragile things. If you want
to live to one hundred, here's what you gotta do,
according to longevity experts. Okay, it's ninet five nine. Kiss
that f them reading Eddie in the afternoon. Number one,
when you wake up in the morning. These are all
when you wake up in the morning. By the way,
drink a glass of water.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
I ain't easy.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Hydrating right away sets you up for the day, Eddie,
I'm in. Number two. Eat a nutrient dense breakfast.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
What is nutrient dense?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Things like yogurt, oatmeal, berries, and nuts are great choices.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Right, I can do that. I get a smoothie every
single morning, like a good nut. I like peanut palm.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Man.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
I know why you're like, what stop? Just stop? Number three?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
You want to live to one hundred? Stretch your body.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
I stretch every morning, do you?
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Well?
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Yeah, who doesn't s touch an wake up?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
People do the wake up stretch, but you don't do
like the touch your toes stretch.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
But I assume my arms to get him going a
little bit, maybe a couple leglists, you know, like a
I do like I need it.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I can't walk.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
It's because you're old.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah, so you gotta kind of stretch it out a
little bit.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
I'm not there yet. Maybe I should stretch.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Number four things to do in the morning. To live
to one hundred, you gotta activate your nervous system aty.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Nervous system or nerve system.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Nervous system. Well, I'm nervous all the time, me too,
so that it's always activated. No, Apparently it's a thing
called somatic body tapping or vagile tapping. So is that
what you just kind of tap your face a few times?
Is it vagil or vagel or vogel? I don't think
it's the first one. Vagil do vagil tapping in the
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morning where you just take your finger and you just
poke all around your body, kind of like wake up
your nerves.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
I've heard of that.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Do that next thing. If you want to live to
one hundred, according to longevity experts, practice mindfulness.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
See that's the toughest one right there, because what exactly
is mindfulness?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Take a few minutes to meditate or do some deep breathing. Yes,
see that it's hard to do breathing. Well, yeah, you
can't concentrate and meditate when you have kids in the house.
You know what I'm saying, Like, how am I gonna
met to when I got to my son yelling all
the time and screaming and playing games and erupting my mindfulness.
You gave up your ability to practice mindfulness the moment
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you decided to have kids, Eddie. That's your problem. Number six,
Set intentions. If you want to live to one hundred,
you wake up and you set intentions.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Simple. I have intentions to live to love one hundred.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
I know, I just have intentions not to go back
to bed, because that's like the biggest part.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Like this morning, I did not want to so what
you go back. You ain't get enough. Huh yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Number seven. Last thing to do if you want to
live to one hundred quarters of longevity experts is enjoy
that morning coffee.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Nice. I don't drink coffee same. I don't want to
be a coffee drio.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Oh okay, well you maybe you lived in ninety get
to ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
That's fine. Yeah, all right, Well you really need you
think about it. I'll be fine with that.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Ninety five nine kids at them, it's reading Eddie in
the afternoon. I want you to think about like when
you make big life decisions, okay, like accepting a job offer,
breaking up with a significant other, getting a pet, getting married.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yeah, do you I've done all of that, think it through.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Do you research it and get all the info you
can possibly get? Or do you just, you know, go
with your gut.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
I think I've done both.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
I think I've gone my gut and something and some
things I've I've gambled on myself for sure, and some
things I'm like, nope, what.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Have you gambled that? What if you went with your
gut with on marriage? Did you go with your gut
or did you did you think it through. No.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
I think I think marriage was I guess I gotta
say gut. I just felt good about it.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Oh you know, you put no thought into the I've
got it, got it, got it. The reason I hate
it that way, the reason I'm asking is there's a
new poll that came out and apparently seventy percent of
people just go with their gut on.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Making big decisions. That's wild.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
That's crazy to me because I definitely do not go
with my gut.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Some decisions you have to make without going with your gut,
right without Yeah, you just gotta sometime like sometimes you
got to take that gut instinct and sometimes you gotta
think it through.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
I think it depends on the situation. I think I
got to like research every everything, every decision made.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
So see, like my previous time of mind, when they
wanted to cut my salary by butt load, I didn't perfect.
I'm out of here, no matter what I'm out, I'm
getting out. I'm walking out place. I want to reduce
your salary of forty percent, I'm out.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
When you took this job, do you think about it
or go with your gut?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
This was a gut feeling. I think this was a
gut feeling. For me, this was a gut feeling because
again I'll say this to the I die. This place
is a.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Unicorn in Redio. So I think it was both. Though
I think I got the information. It was like, we'll
make a decision, you know.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
I went with my Oh you know what, though there
was some conversation. I called people that used to work
here and go, hey, give me this cup on the company.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
I not that I wanted. I just want to get
their feel but not like research, if that makes any sense.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
I mean, I'm looking at the numbers, I'm looking at
where to live. I'm looking at see that I was
already living in town. I'm looking at Yeah. I definitely
thought about it for a while, but in the end
it was a gut decision. Yeah, but it wasn't like
black or white.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
So I think it's a little bit of both when
you making this issue.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
But the fact that a new pole says seventy percent
of people just go with their guts, it's too really
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Nilly righting to It's too much
Ninety five nine Kiss FM. It's Read and Eddie in
the afternoon. The good news is is a Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yes, Wednesday. Yeah, but it's been a day man, Yeah already.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I'm just tired.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Is it because you did the morning show yesterday?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's because I, Yes, I did the morning show yesterday,
stuck around, did the afternoon show. But I had two
energy drinks and a pre workout, so I was like,
good to go. I went to the gym after work,
and then I went to Costco after that, and then
I couldn't really sleep.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Okay, So I'm just tired.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
And then I wake up today I find out Sydney
Sweeney's in a relationship with Scooter Braun and then TikTok
my my whole algorithm's messed up. In TikTok thinks I'm
a flat earther. She said, it's awesome things are working
against me. It's just not my day today.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh oh, and.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I wanted to get a hair cut today and it
doesn't look like my lady who cuts my hair's even
working today.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
That change places. You gotta go to a place where
you can make an appointment versus going on the website.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
See if there's availability.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Nobody makes appointments anymore. What are you talking about? My
wife owns a hair salon. It's all based on the appointment. Well,
she's the only one. Well, when I first moved here,
I wanted to find a good barber shop, and all
the barbershops they didn't open up until like ten. I
would already be at work at that time, and then
they close at like five or something. I'm still at
work at that time, and they don't take reservations. Good
(01:27):
ones do, Well, then give me a good one. I'm
happy with where I'm at now. It's just a pain
in my balls.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
To my wife is not taking your clients. But if
I talk to her, I'm sure she could open you
up every six.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
But then I gotta go to Osha if you want
to six weeks, every like two and a half two
and a half week. My hair grows fast. We're half
for a week. I don't like to push it to four.
I got a weird head, Like I don't look good
in hats. I don't do you see why? Like my
life is in shambles.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
To listen, Yeah, every two and a half weeks, you
come down to Oshkosh, you come over to my place,
we'll have dinner with us.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
She'll get your haircut. Oh you don't trust your haircuts?
All right, I'm gonna tell you that. All right.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I don't make my life any worse. Ninety five nine
Kids FM. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon and Eddie
filled in on the morning show today Otis is on vacation.
Nick had his leg torn off. Yeah, Nick said, And
I are so Eddie filled in, And I heard a
bit that you did this morning. You were talking about
how Mino didn't have a shower growing up.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
My mind is still blown by this. Katie's like, how
old are you?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
It was pretty funny, but I know, born before the
invention of the shower.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Apparently.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Again this is where my I can't rep my brain
around this. A lot of homes, especially in the up,
are so old that they didn't have like showers built
into their baths.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Apparently what And I can't wrap my head around this.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
So like, if you had a family of like four kids,
you draw one.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Bath, No, you would draw four baths.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Not from what I understood.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
You don't all use the same water. There has been
more Why would you use the same water? Water conservation?
I don't know I can't compute this. How much does
water cost?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
In the up?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
My brain is broken for the fact that he didn't
have a shower, and then people were texting in saying
that they didn't have a shower either, So what else is.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Out there that?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Like, I can't comprehend it, Like I did I take
something for granted, I can't figure this out, dude, Like
I am felt flabberg acid with this.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
SATs are weird, yes, Like you're just sitting in your
You're like sitting in your own soup.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
You're your own stew of dirtiness. Think about that.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
And also like I obviously took bats when I was
a kid, but it's been so long since I've taken
a bath because I'm a grown man, I don't take
bath exactly, but like I feel like because I have
a shower with a tub, right, I got a normal bathroom,
I just feel like a bathtub would be too small
for me to sit in.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Like people that say, oh, they could take a bath
after a good workout, your body is sweaty and dirty
and then you're taking a bath, so your water is
rinsing that stuff exactly, stanky sweat water.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Lest be honest, some of you all get some swamp butt.
Think about that.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, you got your swamp butt stanky water.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
See, I'm just getting chills, a like grossness in my
body right talking about it. I can't comprehend the tubs,
and I can't comprehend the fact that people actually did
it because they had no shower.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I just can't believe Mino was born before the invention
of his shower. Like he looked good for us A
ninety five nine Kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon. So, uh,
while back a few weeks, maybe we did a bit
about irrational fears. Yes, like things were kind of afraid
of that are kind of dumb, like we have no
reason to really fear these things, and it went over
(04:42):
pretty well. We got a lot of texts from the
text line, so I feel like we should revisit it, okay,
because I swear happened again this morning to me. Every
time I walk into that back bathroom at work, the
legs are off, I feel like I'm worried I'm gonna
find a dead body.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
That don't know why that you go from go having
a pee to fight a dead body in seconds.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
The lights are off, I feel like someone just did
you watch a movie where that happened, Like, how is
that in your head? I don't know, dude, but it's there.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It's weird.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
But I want to know what your irrational fear is.
Nine two two eight one zero ninety five nine. We
had a couple. We have some left over from last time. Sure,
and this one that I just saw kind of resonates
with me. Okay, dropping my keys every time I walk
by a sewer grape.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, I have that with my phone too. Yeah, I
can see that for sure. I've seen.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I just the other day saw a video of some
some dude walking at like an outside like beachy boat
bar where there's like a doc oh, and he's kind
of just walking, kind of being funny. He's got his
phone in his hand. He drops his phone. It goes inside,
right right between the wooden planks into the water below.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
It's like the fear of dropping something.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
You're buying an elevator, and it goes right between the
little space where you take a step into the elevator
that goes right into the shaft, the elevator shaft.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I just remembered a dream I had what just now
what I dropped my phone in the toilet. I just
remembered I had this dream last night.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
New phone.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, because I just got a new phone.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
You have to be all trending. Get the folding phone.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, it's freaking awesome. It's really awesome.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
How long before you get annoyed?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I'm not never.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I feel like you're gona get annoyed that quick.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
This folding phone is awesome and it's the future, Eddie,
Welcome to the future. But we want to know what
your irrational fears are. Oh, by the way, it's got
this future I'll show you later where you take a
picture of someone and it just it comes custom with
the camera app. You can like lengthen your legs and
it looks so weird. Why would you want to have
to look taller?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I feel like it's for girls who do you know,
the the poses with their legs and the Barbie feet thing.
I feel like just making it easier for you to
get calfish. I know, man, But what's your irrational fear?
We're spinning out of control nine eight one zero ninety
five nine. Hit us with your irrational fear and we'll
talk about it next. What's your irrational fear? It's nine
(07:09):
two oh two eight one zero ninety five nine rate
and any yet all nine teeth? Yeah that somebody actually
texts me. Don't want Yeah, losing all my teeth in
a freak accident.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Don't want that even normal like I have dreams of
losing my teeth is frixed.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It frised me out.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Teeth. I don't like teeth, Like I appreciate when people
have good teeth, but I don't. It's it's teeth are
such a liability. Yeah, Like you gotta be so careful
with them. You gotta take care of them. Yeah, and
then if you something happens to them, they're super expensive and.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
It leads to heart disease. Teeth, Yeah, your teeth do
not lead.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Absolutely your gums. If you have bad guns, it could
create heart disease. A lot of things could probably create. Yeah,
but isn't that crazy because you don't think of gums
being associated with your your art.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah, And don't get me started on why we got
to pay dent and medical when.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
We're it's all in the same body, because it's because
they're you call what do you call them?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Bones mouth, luxury ballroom her teeth nine to two eight
one zero ninety five nine. What's your irrational fear that
if I go on an ice gating rink I'll end
up falling onto the back of someone's sharp skate and
go out like a final destination.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Care not gonna lie when I see my place, when
I see my kid play hockey and kids fall down
and kids are skating next to him, and that's that's
I think.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
That one of my best friends had his neck sliced.
Why he did not where to god wide, like from
ear to almost his other ear.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Well, now it's a requirement if you're playing hockey any youth,
you know, you have to wear on that neck guard.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, because it happens.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
It happened.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
It's swear to god, it happened, and just like a
beer leading kind of thing. But I've seen it happen.
See he's okay, Now, this is a scar. It healed
very well. But it's also he kind of keeps like
a little bit of like a scruffy neck beard kind
of thing, right, so it hides it a little bit. Wow, nuts,
I'm with here. Yeah, I feel like, yeah, if it
can't happen, it will happen.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I got goose people just thinking about that one. That's
messed up?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
What's your irrational fear? Nine to two two eight one?
Here on ninety five nine, I'm afraid to light our
gas grill, oh, because it'll boom.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Every time I lie my gas grill, I do think
of like if it explodes, the gas tank of explodes
as I'm standing here, like how bad is it gonna
hurt me?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
So? I'm not worried about like how I handle the grill,
like if it's like pro paint or whatever, Like I
know that I can handle, But sometimes I'm like, what
if this pro painting just explodes?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
That's exactly it.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
So my scenario is it's gonna push you back against
the wall. What what's gonna burn? What's how am I
gonna survive?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah? What do I do?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Do? I took and roll the explosion, Like what I do?
I have to just enjoy the ride, But I think
it all time. Yeah, I guess that does go through
my head every single time. It's like, what if this
thing just explodes for whatever reason? Not my fault, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I don't want to be the guy that goes out
try to make a burger.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
All you wanted was a good burger. I wouldn't mind,
like he was just trying to eat. All right, what's
your irrational fear? We'll hit up more next, What is
your irrational fear? Nine two eight one zero on ninety
five nine. It's reading Addie in the afternoon. I feel
(10:15):
like we've all probably thought of this one. Getting sucked
into a pool?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Filter?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yes, filter, Let me ask you something growing up, like
your neighborhood pool, like public pool, school pool or whatever. Yeah,
was there a rumor that someone got sucked in? Yes?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Always man, so we lost her fingers? In mind?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Is it true that I'm as saying, there's no weak
los your fingers? But growing up, like, don't put your
Someone lost a finger in my town's public pool. The
drain was in the bottom of the the twelve foot section,
which was the deepest part of the sure, and the
rumor was that a girl went down there to to
dive or whatever and got her hair stuck in the
it got sucked in, and then she drowned. And of
(11:00):
course it never happened, of course not, but we all
thought so.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, you know, when you you're learning to swim and
you swim along the side of it.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
There's also those little like divots for the work that
you didn't put your hand in there either.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I did. It'll chop your hand off. I see, I
didn't hear that.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
But yeah, uh, what about I avoid walking on drains
and manhole covers because I have an irrational fear they'll
collapse when I'll fall in.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah, yep, seriously though. Yeah, have your parents when you were.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Growing up would like get mad when you turn on
the light inside the car, the dome lights, Yeah, and
they would tell you it's illegal, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah it's not, it's now. But now you have a
fear of that light being on, Yeah, because I tell
my kid turns it down, like, turn your light off.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, that's why did our parents lie to not against
the law to turn on your dome light in the car.
But my parents went a step further and said they'll
they'll just crash the car you turn that light.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Oh, we will crash.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Like and I'm like why, I don't really, Like I
don't see the problem here, And they're like, oh, you
can't see the road when the light's on, And I'm like,
I can see it right here. Maybe you need glasses, damn. Yeah,
maybe this is a you problem. Nine eight one yere
On ninety five to nine. What's an irrational fear of yours?
(12:11):
Getting a fish hook stuck in my foot? And I
don't fish?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Well, I don't fish. I don't know that's where people fish.
I guess.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I guess I'll think about it. If I'm like, I'm
like a dog and I see people fishing or something
that do the whole there's something about merry things get
cast back and it hooks my lip. Yeah, I could
see fish before I have. Yeah, I've never gone fishing.
I fished before, never caught a fish.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I feel like it's boring. It's I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
If i'd they say it's relaxing, I don't think it
would have relaxed me. I think I get stressed out
because I'm not catching a fish.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Stressed out, nervous.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yes, my anxiety will go through the roof. Why am
I not catching it? How come you are?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I don't like it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Why have I I'm why have I not caught a fish?
I do what they tell me to do.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
You see what I'm saying. Isn't that anxious for you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
It makes me nervous. Now I'm all stressed out. Now,
I feel like a failure. You see Wygle fishing right
ninety five nine kids at them, it's reading Eddie in
the afternoon, and anyone can fall first a scam. These days,
they're getting better and better, and it's getting harder and
harder to tell the difference between what's real and what's
the scam, especially with AI and the.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Videos like you falling for first of all, the Australian
catfish scam that was real, and then also the fake
email from work.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, okay, so yeah, it's very easy for people like
you to fall forward. You make me sound so bad.
Those were both okay, I can explain both of them.
But anyways, Yeah, scam's big business these days. People can
get scammed and they can scam so easy, especially it
seems like the elderly because they're new to technology, so
(13:51):
they probably believe a lot of stuff. Right, Why are
you laughing at me?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Because I'm waiting to hear what the scam is all
about it and chances are you fell forward or something.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Like this is not me. I did not fall for it.
But a lady did fall for a scam.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Okay, she fell in love with a man online who
claimed to be an astronaut stuck in space. Yeah, I
feel really bad. She's eight year old woman. Yeah, she
gave him money. But I'll tell you the story next.
A lady a guy online who was an astronaut who
(14:26):
was stuck in space. It's a whole thing. She got duped,
she got scammed. I'll tell you the story next. I
can see you'd fall for something like this. I would
know anyone can get scammed and not even know at
the end, like you. I can explain why I got
I didn't get scammed.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I clicked the link.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I shouldn't have clicked. That's a scam technically, but I
can explain. And yet I'm not a time for it.
All right, But there's a lady who got scammed online.
Poor lady, just looking for love by a man claimed
to be an astronaut.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
See, I feel bad. If he would have told me,
maybe somebody in their forties were like idiot.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
But now you tell me. This woman's eighty years old.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
An eighty year old Japanese lady met a man online
who claimed he was an astronaut, and they started talking
last September. And he's in space because he's an astronaut.
And one day he tells her he's in trouble. Oh no,
his spaceship was underattack. No, we don't have any other details.
By who's it Aliens?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
We don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
But his spaceship was under attack, and this man is
stuck in space and he was running out of oxygen.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Oh, we gotta do something quick. And he needed money
to buy more air. Oh yeah, because you could buy
air and space. Right, I got.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
She sent him one million yen, which is at close
to like seven thousand dollars. That is a lot of
money for oxygen. Because she just her she needed her
man to breathe while he's in space under attack from someone.
So she got scammed just looking for love. But also
back in twenty twenty two, I found not that there
was a sixty five year old woman, also from Japan,
(16:03):
who got scammed out of thirty thousand dollars by someone
claiming to be a Russian cosmonaut, and he said he
needed the money so he could fly back to Earth
and marry her.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
So what you're telling me is, if you want to
scam somebody out of money, you scam somebody from Japan,
and you say you're an astronaut, Well, all right, yep, Okay,
good taking notes just in case, Just in case, don't
scam old ladies, Eddie should not to tell you this.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Ninety five nine Kiss FM, Reid and Eddie. In the afternoon,
I came up with the new game today, A new game,
a similar game to what we've already played, but I
came up with a different version of it. Sure, and
I think this is going to be I hope it's
just funny enough. Yeah, I hope it's as funny as
I think it is. All Right, We're going to play
(16:53):
overly complicated movie plots.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Okay, We've done this before with.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Movie titles and songs and stuff, where I'm gonna give
you the plot of a popular movie that everybody knows,
but I'm gonna make the plot sound so ridiculous and
overly complicated, Okay, and you got to try to like
read between the lines and figure out what it is.
Some of these are a little bit harder than others,
or I guess some of them are a little easier
than others. But I throw them through chat GPT and
(17:20):
then I kind of edited them up a little bit,
sure to make them not super obvious, I hope.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
But here we go.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Let's start off with one right now. It's overly complicated
movie plots.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I feel like, usually I do pretty well of these games.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
You might do well with those, yeah, but it's just
they're so ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Movie number one, an individual of unconventional intellectual calibration persistently
drifts through successive decades where his incidental for future to
patient reorients the trajectory of multiple cultural and geopolitical milestones
through His primary pursuit remains the reciprocal or affection from
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a companion whose loyalty is erratic at best. At first, I.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Said, back to the future, but it's one hundred percent
for us. Gum, yeah, yeah, yeah. I gotta hear the
whole thing before I give my quick answer.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
The way it's worded is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
What it is I'll do?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Number two. This one probably be an easy one, but
overly complicated movie plots. A juvenile delinquent discovers that the
stability of future human civilization hinges upon his ability to
navigate an intergenerational custody battle between two non human entities,
one resembling wet tinfoil, the other resembling a weightlifting competition finalist.
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All while redefining what it means to have a father
figure terminator.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Two.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yes, it's overly complicated movie quotes, and believe it or not,
I got more.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
We'll do some more next. It's overly complicated movie plots.
These are movies. We've all seen the classics, but I
change changed the plot to make it overly complicated.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
I want to hear, like you know, the Back of
the Day with those trailers are the big voices. I
wish I could do the trailer in this plot with
that plot description.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Would be great. I wonder if I could set something
up maybe next time. Maybe next time.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
It's ninety five nine kiss FM reading that over in
a world it's overly complicated movie plots.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Movie yes, movie plots, Yep, here we go.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
A lavish experiment in maritime engineering doubles as the stage
for a brief cross class entanglement between two individuals who
is abruptly truncated when frozen geological debris demonstrates its superiority
over Edwardian metallurgy.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
What really?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
A lavish experiment in maritime engineering doubles as the stage
for a brief cross plats entanglement between two individuals, which
is abruptly truncated when a frozen geological tobreed demonstrates its
superiority over Edwardian metallurgy. Come on, bro, I mean I
wanted to say Titanic, but it's not.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I don't know Titanic. Oh, I just stuck in my gun.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
All right? Come on, the frozen geological debris maritime engineering. Yeah,
the entanglement with two cross class couples, Yeah, alright, next
one overly complicated movie plots. Two socially maladapted menchild entities,
armed with follicular atrocities and decision making frameworks rivaled only
(20:44):
by malfunctioning vending machines undertake a long distance transport mission
of misidentified property, inadvertently destabilizing organized crime along the way.
The stabile a organized crime. Oh I was going in
one direction, but that last line changes everything for me.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Think about it? You want it again?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Quickly here, Two socially maladapted men child entities, armed with
follicular atrocities and decision making frameworks rivaled only by malfunctioning
vending machines, undertake a long distance transport mission of misidentified property,
inadvertently destabilizing organized crime along the way.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Come on, bro, think of me, I think of you.
Oh that makes dumb and dumber?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Did it take me that long to figure it out?
It's a follicular atrocities.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
So we'll do another round of overly complicated movie quotes
next Onne kiss It's overly complicated movie plots on ninety
five to nine Kiss FM.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Reading Eddie in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I took the plot of a movie and just made
it way complicated to try to confuse Eddie. It's kind
of work, kind of working good with it. So you
got to read between the lines and tell me what
movie this is? Okay, I've got it. Overly complicated movie plots.
After being psychologically manipulated into exile through accusations of patriocide,
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a young Air embraces an alternative lifestyle centered around insect
consumption and philosophy of indolence, until dynastic obligation forces him
into a climactic confrontation with his uprising relative atop of
burning geological formation.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
One is happening. There's a lot there, There's a lot there.
But read between the lines, all right, one more time, please?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
After being psychologically manipulated into exile through accusations of patriocide.
A young heir embraces an alternative lifestyle centered on insect
consumption and philosophy of indolence, until dynastic obligation forces him
into a climactic confrontation with his usurping relative atop a
burning geolig logical formation.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
You're losing me on this one quite a bit. It's
a cartoon. It's a cartoon. Come on, oh man, no,
nothing insect eating. That's patrio side air.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Relative.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yeah, I don't know what is it? Lion king?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Okay, that is tratch. I feel like, uh, here's the
next one now, and I didn't like it. Overly complicated
movie quotes. A man plagued by onto logical dissatisfaction is
approached by a countercultural technophile who reveal his lived environment
is nothing more than a falsehood. Upon ingesting an experimental drug,
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he gains access to both improbable acrobatic proficiency and a
messionic destiny.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
He neither requested nor understands. I know, kung fu.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
A trick. Let's mane one more here. I don't know
if I'm nine kids at them.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
It's reading the sure references, you.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Know, blondes, brunettes, muscles, no muscles, Eddie, for example, not
a foot person. No, some people are why for some reason,
not for me to ask why people are so in
defeat discussing.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
You're on your feet all dated dirty.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
But this next dude, big foot person reel in defeat
so much so that he buys used women's shoes on
Facebook marketplace. Come on, and what He met up with
this one woman and she denied his request to smell
her feet.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Shut it.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
He ran her over with his car. It's my dumb
criminal of the day.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
True story.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
I'll tell you what I have. The next guy loves feet.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Man, that's horrible.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
This dude had a thing for feet so bad that
when a woman denied his request to smell her feet,
he ran her over with this car.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
It's my dumb criminal of the day. It's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Ninety five nine kids FM reading Daddy in the afternoon.
Some people are just really in defeat. It's not my thing,
but people have their things and.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
No reason. I don't know how to. I'm not always
sounds like you're trying to just to fire your fifth through, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
This dude does, though, And this two thing was feet.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Here's what went down.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
A Florida person, Florida woman, yeah, was selling her hue
shoes on Facebook marketplace. So she met up with this
twenty eight year old dude elman Ce Circle at a hotel.
When she got there, he asked to smell her feet.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
She met him at a hotel. I want to as
a red flag boy.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I want to think it was like a bright, big
parking lot. That's what I want to think. But anyways,
when she got there, the dude was like, hey, can
I smell your feet? And she's like, no, that's weird.
And the dude got upset, yanked the shoes away from
her hands, ran away, and the woman chase after him
for the shoes, and then why would you chase after all?
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Right confront of them, And that's when the dude peeled
out of the parking lot in suv and ran the
woman over.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
How the woman was fine, and.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
The cops got the dude charged him with aggravated battery.
And this wasn't the first time something like this happened
with this dude.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
He really likes feet. So let me ask you this.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Yesterday we talked about the guy who sniffed people's butts. Yeah,
now we're talking about this guy with the.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Feet and wants to smell them. Yeah, I'm gonna put
you on a true Sophie's.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Choice read you would you rather be the guy that
sniffed the butchers or sniffed the feet?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Why would you gotta pick one? Who says who? Right now?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Me?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I guess you gotta pick one? What would you pick?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I don't know what I would do.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I think I would just end my life right at
that moment you give me that choice. I don't want it.
I don't want it.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I'm okay, just because if I have to. This is
a would you rather?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
It's got to be feet?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Right? If I think it's gotta be butt because I
think so.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Because I don't think's can happen back then you don't
want to be a part of right, But what are
the odds?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Everyone's feet probably have some sort of smell to them,
right ru Now, if someone maybe, how does the average
butt smell?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Bad? Are we really talking about this?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I want to give the people the benefit of the
doubt that their butt of smells like their elbow or something.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
I regret asking this question because I just I'm I'm
feeling gross and dirty now.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Well you didn't.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Man, it's my bad nine Kiss FM. It's reading Eddie
in the afternoon, and I think I'm finally ready to
be a billionaire. You think so, you're ready, because I'm
ready too. Everything in my life has led me up
to this moment. One point three billion dollar power Ball.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Have you bought your ticket yet? Not yet? Okay? So
should we make a deal right now? No, I'm not
sharing anything with nothing.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
No.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I will give you some if I win. You give
me some if you win.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
If you win, how much of my How were we talking?
Let's let's talk it out right now. What if I
told you read that I have a formula that can
make you a winner.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
There's a formula out there. I talked about it this
morning with with Katie and Mino.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
There's a formula to win the lottery, and you're apparently
the only one that knows us. I'm willing to share
it with the world. I am willing to share it
because in efforts, if somebody hits it.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
No, no, they can then give me some. Let's say,
random person wins. Just pay off my house, pay off
my bills. I'm happy.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
But if everyone knows this, everyone's gonna pick these numbers,
and if everyone picks these numbers and the jackpot, you're
gonna have to share it with all these people.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Yeah, but not everyone's gonna trust this theory and they're
not gonna play, you know, but there's gonna be a
select for to go.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
You know what, I'm gonna give it a shot, and
then when it's like a few of us win, we.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
All share the wealth. No, I'll take your information by
what did you do to get this?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
So I went, I used AI and you know how
I feel about AI. Mean A, I don't see i'd
I so, but I figure to be a billionaire. Maybe
I can work with it.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Okay, so hold that thought. Yeah, we're gonna play a
couple of songs and Eddie apparently has the secret to
winning the lottery, right, he's gonna be graceful enough to
share it with us next.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Absolutely, I don't believe. So Eddie claims he knows.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
How to win the lottery and somehow has never done
it before. But it's ninety five to nine, kiss FM,
read and Eddie in the afternoon. Now you actually, because
you like me, are finally ready to become a billionaire.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Absolutely, you went to chat.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Ept working with the enemy here. To win, sometimes you
gotta do something bad for a good outcome.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Yeah, so what did you What did you tell chat
gpt to No? I told chat gpt that based on
the history of the lottery with all the numbers and winners,
tell me with with obviously we know it could be random,
but what numbers hit the most?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
What sequence in numbers? What things should we avoid doing ween.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
To win the lottery. I'm not gonna lie. I just
be like, yo, just pick the numbers, man.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
So you no, No, I wanted it to break it
down with all the numbers that's been pulling up, what
are trends?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Do you see? What are things that people think they're
doing right when they played a lot And what did Chatty?
It gave me a lot of information.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
All right, So the drawing is tonight, nine to fifty nine,
okay for those of whom ever played before, five white balls,
one red ball, okay, okay, just so you know, the
odds of winning tonight not great.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
One and two hundred ninety two million chants ninety two. Yeah,
but if you want to win any prize one in twenty.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Four it's like a million. That's like a million. So
either way, it's it's gonna be okay, But what do
I gotta do the thing? Okay, give me the.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Beat number one, Avoid popular loan numbers. I like number
seven is a low number. Three Low numbers usually aren't
your greatest pick. Hey, except also avoid birthday numbers. So
if you're broughing on, this makes no sense because the
numbers are random.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
So what does it matter?
Speaker 3 (31:05):
You gotta trust chat CHPT man. You gotta trust AI
in this situation. Okay, No, you want to evenly spread
the numbers.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
How do you do that?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
You want to choose, uh, like a number per fourteen,
So fourteen like the first fourteen numbers, you choose one.
The next fourteen numbers, which would be fifteen to twenty eight,
you choose one from there. This is try try to
avoid that stuff. Okay, how much more do we got here?
You got you want to select prime numbers?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
This prime number stupid? This makes it's no sense. It's
all chance.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
So with all this information it gave me and stuff
about it, it gave me three three different sets of numbers.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Okay, do you want me to give to you right now?
You want to come back?
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Give me one of them all right first set, which
makes no sense considered told me to avoid this stuff,
but I'm gonna trust it.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Wait a second, put a pause on that. Okay, you
talk too long. We ran out of time.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
When we come back, the three sets often to winning numbers.
I'm giving it to you today.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
According to chat GPT, Eddie has the winning powerball numbers
for tonight and he's going to share them with us. Yes.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Next, so Eddie is claiming he has the winning.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Powerball numbers right now, and he got them using a
secret prompt that he put into chat GPT.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
I've been fighting chat GPT for so long ago avoiding it,
but everyone's been It seems like people are using it
for good, and I'm like, well.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Now for good is making me a billionaire, So I'm
gonna try it.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Okay, So in three sets of numbers, Yes, you told
us kind of the strategy behind it in the last break,
and now what are the numbers?
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Unfortunately, everything of the strategies with numbers to wait is
using it's using numbers that we So.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Chat GPT told you not to pick certain numbers and
then went ahead and picked those numbers.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
It's kind of kind of what the hell? So I
know I'm really confusing, but here we go.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Now, let me say this, if any of these sets
of numbers wins you money, just pay my house. I'm
not paying my mortgage. Maybe I'm saying, just somebody paying
my mortgage if you win. Okay, what are you gonna
do for me? I'm saying the listener, listen, I'm doing it.
I'm doing a you're gonna do for me? Friendship, my man, friendship? Okay.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
First set of numbers, according to Chat JV Dick that
can make you a winner tonight, forty five, no, forty eight,
forty nine, sixty three, sixty.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Five and a power ball of four.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Didn't chat gbt? Stay every pick a number? Every fourteen numbers? Yes, okay?
What's the next number? The next set of numbers here eleven,
twenty two, thirty one, forty eight, sixty nine giggle and
powerball twenty five. That sounds kind that sounds like winning numbers.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Okay. And the last set that has potential to earn.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
You one point three billion dollars.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
That's the cash option of five hundred and eighty nine
million dollars before taxes.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
What's the numbers?
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Eddie thirty seven forty one, No forty three, fifty nine,
no sixty seven, and a powerwa number of sixteen.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Here's why I don't like two of those is because
they start so late in the numerical order, like they
one of them starts in the forties, the other starts
in the late thirties.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
I like you like the evenly split one utide like
maybe like an.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Eight, maybe like a twenty one, maybe like a sure thirty,
maybe like a forty eight, and then like a sixty
nine and then uh uh seventeen pure.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
So here's the thing, though, you got three sets and
number spend two bucks on each one. See what happens.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I'm just gonna like easy pigot Hey, dude, there's all
chance anyways.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Chess chat JPT maybe it'll do be good.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Sometimes ninety five nine kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon.
Eddie doesn't want to die?
Speaker 2 (34:54):
No, who dies? Here's no here, here's the thing, like
we don't want to but do we want to live forever?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yes? But that means you have to work forever?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
No, yeah, it does. No, because I'm gonna win the
power ball.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Okay, good luck with that one point three billion, by
the way, And now I'm gonna win it. But if
you want to at least live to one hundred addy,
which you probably do.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Longevity experts tell us to do these things in the morning.
Maybe you already do them, but there are seven things
to do every morning and you'll live to one hundred
according to these longevity experts.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Kind of easy things to do. Yeah, I'm in kind
of I give some of them.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
I don't do all of us. Do you want to
live to one hundred? Listen to these longevity experts. I'll
tell you what was it? Guarantee?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Next?
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Nothing's guarantee guarantees. Life's a fragile things. If you want
to live to one hundred, here's what you gotta do,
according to longevity experts. Okay, it's ninet five nine. Kiss
that f them reading Eddie in the afternoon. Number one,
when you wake up in the morning. These are all
when you wake up in the morning. By the way,
drink a glass of water.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
I ain't easy.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Hydrating right away sets you up for the day, Eddie,
I'm in. Number two. Eat a nutrient dense breakfast.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
What is nutrient dense?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Things like yogurt, oatmeal, berries, and nuts are great choices.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Right, I can do that. I get a smoothie every
single morning, like a good nut. I like peanut palm.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Man.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
I know why you're like, what stop? Just stop? Number three?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
You want to live to one hundred? Stretch your body.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
I stretch every morning, do you?
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Well?
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Yeah, who doesn't s touch an wake up?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
People do the wake up stretch, but you don't do
like the touch your toes stretch.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
But I assume my arms to get him going a
little bit, maybe a couple leglists, you know, like a
I do like I need it.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I can't walk.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
It's because you're old.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah, so you gotta kind of stretch it out a
little bit.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
I'm not there yet. Maybe I should stretch.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Number four things to do in the morning. To live
to one hundred, you gotta activate your nervous system aty.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Nervous system or nerve system.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Nervous system. Well, I'm nervous all the time, me too,
so that it's always activated. No, Apparently it's a thing
called somatic body tapping or vagile tapping. So is that
what you just kind of tap your face a few times?
Is it vagil or vagel or vogel? I don't think
it's the first one. Vagil do vagil tapping in the
(37:26):
morning where you just take your finger and you just
poke all around your body, kind of like wake up
your nerves.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
I've heard of that.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Do that next thing. If you want to live to
one hundred, according to longevity experts, practice mindfulness.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
See that's the toughest one right there, because what exactly
is mindfulness?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Take a few minutes to meditate or do some deep breathing. Yes,
see that it's hard to do breathing. Well, yeah, you
can't concentrate and meditate when you have kids in the house.
You know what I'm saying, Like, how am I gonna
met to when I got to my son yelling all
the time and screaming and playing games and erupting my mindfulness.
You gave up your ability to practice mindfulness the moment
(38:05):
you decided to have kids, Eddie. That's your problem. Number six,
Set intentions. If you want to live to one hundred,
you wake up and you set intentions.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Simple. I have intentions to live to love one hundred.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
I know, I just have intentions not to go back
to bed, because that's like the biggest part.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Like this morning, I did not want to so what
you go back. You ain't get enough. Huh yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Number seven. Last thing to do if you want to
live to one hundred quarters of longevity experts is enjoy
that morning coffee.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Nice. I don't drink coffee same. I don't want to
be a coffee drio.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Oh okay, well you maybe you lived in ninety get
to ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
That's fine. Yeah, all right, Well you really need you
think about it. I'll be fine with that.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Ninety five nine kids at them, it's reading Eddie in
the afternoon. I want you to think about like when
you make big life decisions, okay, like accepting a job offer,
breaking up with a significant other, getting a pet, getting married.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yeah, do you I've done all of that, think it through.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Do you research it and get all the info you
can possibly get? Or do you just, you know, go
with your gut.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
I think I've done both.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
I think I've gone my gut and something and some
things I've I've gambled on myself for sure, and some
things I'm like, nope, what.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Have you gambled that? What if you went with your
gut with on marriage? Did you go with your gut
or did you did you think it through. No.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
I think I think marriage was I guess I gotta
say gut. I just felt good about it.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Oh you know, you put no thought into the I've
got it, got it, got it. The reason I hate
it that way, the reason I'm asking is there's a
new poll that came out and apparently seventy percent of
people just go with their gut on.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Making big decisions. That's wild.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
That's crazy to me because I definitely do not go
with my gut.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Some decisions you have to make without going with your gut,
right without Yeah, you just gotta sometime like sometimes you
got to take that gut instinct and sometimes you gotta
think it through.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
I think it depends on the situation. I think I
got to like research every everything, every decision made.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
So see, like my previous time of mind, when they
wanted to cut my salary by butt load, I didn't perfect.
I'm out of here, no matter what I'm out, I'm
getting out. I'm walking out place. I want to reduce
your salary of forty percent, I'm out.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
When you took this job, do you think about it
or go with your gut?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
This was a gut feeling. I think this was a
gut feeling. For me, this was a gut feeling because
again I'll say this to the I die. This place
is a.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Unicorn in Redio. So I think it was both. Though
I think I got the information. It was like, we'll
make a decision, you know.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
I went with my Oh you know what, though there
was some conversation. I called people that used to work
here and go, hey, give me this cup on the company.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
I not that I wanted. I just want to get
their feel but not like research, if that makes any sense.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
I mean, I'm looking at the numbers, I'm looking at
where to live. I'm looking at see that I was
already living in town. I'm looking at Yeah. I definitely
thought about it for a while, but in the end
it was a gut decision. Yeah, but it wasn't like
black or white.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
So I think it's a little bit of both when
you making this issue.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
But the fact that a new pole says seventy percent
of people just go with their guts, it's too really
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Nilly righting to It's too much
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