September 10, 2025 • 27 mins
Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from September 9. Reed wastes no time teasing Eddie about the Bears’ loss, which Eddie swears he’s handling with a “glass half full” mindset… though Reed isn’t buying it. Karli’s birthday celebration leads to the shocking stat that September 9 is the most common birthday, sparking some gift-giving debates that end with Reed declaring his friendship is the ultimate present (cue Eddie: “shut up”). The guys run through trends we’re already done with in 2025, including dirty sneakers, water bottles as fashion statements, and oversized sweatshirts. Hot Take Tuesday fires up Reed’s distrust of anime superfans and his campaign to ban airplane seat reclining. Plus, Eddie’s dealing with stolen bikes at home, and Reed’s dumb criminal of the day features a Canadian man arrested for drunkenly cruising a pink Barbie jeep to 7-Eleven for a Slurpee.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety five nine Kiss FM. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hi buddy, Hi, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
How are you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm great? How are you? Are you fantastic?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Because I know your football team.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
And you know you're gonna talk about it.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I just want to make sure you're okay.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I'm great, I'm great, I'm great.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
You don't seem great awesome. You seem like you're projecting
you see.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
That sounds like me, you know me, I'm a glass
half full. There was some growth, there is no regression.
There are some growth, and I gotta remind myself the
Vikings did win fourteen games last season.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, so that's what we're talking about. Yeah, then figured
it out the Chicago Bears Monday night football game yesterday.
Eddie is a diehard Chicago fan, born and raised there.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, and yeah, arsually won five games last year, Vikings
on fourteen. Realistically, what did you think was gonna happen?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Well, you were pretty high on I was.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I what was the two words I always said? Cautiously optimistic?
Well forget all that. No, that's how I live my.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Life to cold stop stop breathe. Fine, I just want
to make sure you're okay. Because you seem different today.
This is the first time I'm talking to you all
day busy. I think you purposely tried to hide yourself. No, no,
I haven't seen you all day. You know what this is.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
This is you not being okay as a lines fan
for losing to the fact.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
And I can admit it. You're just you're hiding behind
that tough licked Eddie exterior.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
There's no exterior. I don't know if you can.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You look like you might want to cry right now.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You are ridiculous right now, I'm an open book.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You're moping around all day. You walked in the studio.
First time I saw you all day talking to yourself.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I was counting. I was just counting.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Math is hard. I was my fingers.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I just want to make sure you're okay. I know
you're not, but I'm not going to dwell on.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
That half full kind of guy. I'm all good, all right,
it's all great.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
This is the last I'm going to bring up the
Bears losing my team loss too. I'm in the same
vot is you. I'm sad. We can be sad together.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
The real challenge will be next week on Sunday, when
we played the.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Team and your team.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, yeah, it won't be a loser next week Monday.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I'll tell you right now. If the Lions lose, are
your bears? I'm gonna be so distraught.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Are you coming to work?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I don't know. Let's make a deal right now. Nobody
calls off on Monday. I can't make that problem. Five nine,
kiss f them. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon. So
we celebrated Carly's birthday yesterday. Yeah, and today September ninth.
Did you know September ninth is the most common birthday
in America. More people were born today than any other
(02:38):
day of the year.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
That's interesting.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, so is today?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
What is nine months ago?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Well, let's do the math. Let's do the math here.
Nine months ago was holiday time, so the thought process
is nine months ago. How hard is math for you?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I was just my fingers earlier. So March, April, May, June, July, a, September. No,
that's only seven months.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Nine months ago is christ New Year's possibly Thanksgiving time,
so you're getting time off of work. You might be
sitting on that holiday cheer. It's also cold, so it's
snug in season, so you know, one thing leads to
another bout Chicka wa wow.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And yeah, and then people.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Are so carly was about chicka wawaw baby, and then
tomorrow is Joe's birthday. Already he was also about Chicka
wow wow birthday too.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Oh Joe, the parents gross.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
All parents thinking about it. Why didn't you go there?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
My brain had to go on your brain too. I
was not thinking.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I was not thinking that you brought it up. You
brought it up. I brought up a birthday, and.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
You're you're calculating everybody's birthday in the building. You know
what you were doing.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I just happened to know because Joe's birthday is exactly
three months before mine. So just a little warning, heads up,
get your shopping done.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You know, I'll get you the same thing I've gotten
in the last couple of years.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
That's so rude.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
No no, no, no, it's not run at all.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I get you stuff for your birthday, don't. I'd like
to think my friendship is the grand shut up. Ninety
five nine kids f M. It's Read and Addie in
the afternoon. Yep, And there's a group of people talking
online about trends in twenty twenty five that we're just
not feeling just whether it's clothing or cool items, trendy
(04:28):
things that people are just over. Maybe it's habits or something. Okay,
so let's talk about trends that we're just no longer
vibing with in twenty twenty five nine two eight one
zero ninety five nine. What I mean is, here's one
that I saw that I can one hundred percent get behind,
but also it ages me. Two hundred dollars shoes that
look dirty on purpose. You're yeah, you've seen those, right,
(04:52):
You're aging yourself for sure. Well I know, because now
I sound like when I was younger and I wanted
like the ripped jeans and at Paris, like what I'll
reach for you? Yeah, yeah, Like that's how I sound.
But I get it though. Maybe it's because I'm a
fan of shoes, like nice shoes, and why would you
ever want them to look dirty?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, I don't even like the creases on shoes.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
No, Yeah, but that bugs me.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, I get it. I get it.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
But it's so weird because I remember when I first
started seeing this, like it's usually like this, the really
really younger kids. So I'll have like my friends posting
their kids' pictures on Facebook, and they'll be wearing like
really nice clothes, but then dirty shoes.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Why spend all that money to look dirty?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I don't get it. But this is how we sound
like our parents now. Oh no, because Hollister used to
have maybe it was Abercromby too, those jeans that were
like sand washed, you were dirty with sand. And then
there were actually like grass stain jeans that look like
you were tumbling around in the grass and I loved it.
There were the paint jeans, remember those. Oh I want
(05:53):
to bring those. I forgot that paint jeans where you
had like paint splatters on them.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yes, and they also had the little buckle on the
side there, like the loop, like where you would have
put a hammer in, but you really never use it
for high because they're like carpents or pants.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, why would why?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I don't know. We were foolish back then, dude.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
But you know what, I still not over the fact
that cargo shorts are are getting shamed.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Listen, man, you need pockets. You need pockets.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Cart shorts are perfect. Girls get purses to put their
crap in. We should have you have pockets.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Do you have cargo pants at home right now, I
do me too. Let's wear them tomorrow. Okay, I'll wear
my cargo if you wear your cargo to God, I
will I will too, I will too, and I normally
here before you, so you can't from your.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Ole handedly start this movement of bringing back baggy cargo. Short,
we're bringing them back? Yeah baby, all right, what is
it twenty twenty five trend that you are not feeling?
Nine to two eight one zero a Natty five nine
hit us up. So me and Ddie single handley decided
that we us two together are going to bring back
baggy cargo.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, so we're gonna restart this trend from the nineties.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
It's a good look too.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
It's also it makes perfect sense.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
It's efficient, yeah, and I'm all about efficiency in life.
Nine two eight one zero ninety five nine it's kissed
that f them reading Eddie in the afternoon and we're
talking about trends in twenty twenty five that we're just
not feeling anymore. If you got one, let us know
off the text line, we've got water bottles as a
fashion accessory, but.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It's also it also hydrates you.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Hold on, I know this about Eddie that he is
kind of a water bottle fashion guy.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
No, no, no, that it's a fashion thing. No no, I just
can't find the perfect water bottle.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
You have about one hundred. I got like three, You
have a different one everything, just bought.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
One new one. Yes, but here's the thing. Washing water
bottles are the worst. Why trade? I'm gonna trademark something
right now. Get that bell ready. Give me a water
bottle that that can screw in the middle. In the middle,
it's two pieces, so when I wash it, I can
fit my hand in there with a spread, and then
I can screw it like this, and then I still
out my top and everything felt like lid. But the
(07:53):
screwing mechanism is in the middle of the water bottle.
It's leakproof, so that way I can put my hand
and get.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
All of it. When you're at home, is there, by
chance any house rule that your wife has that doesn't
allow you to think?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Why is that you don't like my advice?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Is not a good idea? Why not? All you need
to do is get one of the scrubbers that goes
down and trust it.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
What do you mean you don't trust us? I want
to scrub it myself.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Don't get in hot water, so trust Okay, I want
to scrub it myself. Trademark Ddie, thank You'll make a
million bills.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Thanks you.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
What are twenty twenty five trends that we are not feeling?
I don't get this one. Every new car being an suv.
Not everyone wants to drive a tank to the grocery store.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
But they're not even full sized SUVs anymore either. They're
like the yeah, I feel like we see a lot
more of those crossovers these days, the crvs, the wrath
or yeah, equinoxes.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
The thing with SUVs are it's like the best of
both worlds. Yeah, and you have room, Like I don't
think I'll ever be able to go back to a car.
That's true, because it's just it's always that like what
if I need to.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Trans on the car because I went down that I
got my outback what do you call that?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
And that's a crussover.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I never thought i'd go down to a regular, like
something smaller than an suv. And the outback is small.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
But it's big inside. Remember you feel like a fifty
something inch TV.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Is in that guy did bear so proud of myself?
I don't fit and it worked.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
What's a twenty twenty five trend? We are not feeling
hit us up nine two oh two eight one zero
ninety five nine. A lot of trends out there, a
lot of trends, and as you get older, the harder
it is to keep up. Not me because I'm young,
but you are a little bit older, so you struggle.
You're forty already, dude, what is the new twenty is it?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Though?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
That's what you told me. Yeah, when I was forty
nine two oh two eight change things changezero ninety five nine.
Reading that in the afternoon, it's kissed at them talking
about trends that we are not feeling young men's hairstyles,
What what do you mean? Says I can appreciate generational
differences in styles, but the broccoli alpaca haircut they have
(09:52):
is so atrocious.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I know exactly what they mean too, because my nephew
has I.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Don't get it. Do you know? Like these kids actually
go get perms? Yes, Like their hair isn't just curly,
they make it get perms. Yep, It's weird, but it
just makes every kid look the same.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Am I being old?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yes? Am I?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yes, you gotta let it go. Dude, we had our thing.
They have their thing.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Nine eight one zero ninety five nine trends that were
over in twenty twenty five. This one, I'm it's like
a shot right at me. I think leopard print.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I mean, look what you're wearing right now.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I've got a leopard print hoodian. Yeah, I didn't know
this was a trend, by the way. I just I
like leopard print. I think it's cool. Like if I
was a rock star, that's all I would wear because
you would be able to get away with it. I
can't get away with it now.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Then why are you doing it?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
If I if I had leopard print pants, i'd wear
them every day.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
You're ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I'm still looking for I'm looking for, like leopard print
van shoes or something. I want leopard print shoes.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You're ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Why is that ridiculous? It's called fashion, Eddy, look it.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Up, It's called become an adult.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I dude, you no what about giant pants?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
What do you mean giant like mc hammer pan like pants.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
People are wearing jeans that could fit a family of
three in each leg. Hoole. Why I have.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Noticed that with with like teenage girls. Now they're wearing
oversized pants, for sure. I don't understand that. But remember
back then in our in our day, the Jebo's Jinkos,
no Jebbos. There are also big and they're like jinkos.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
What's a Jinko or what's the Jebbo? Same thing, just
super baggy pants. I remember they had pipes and then
they had Jinko's. It was like Levi's pipes, which we
were you.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Too young for the cross colors.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
It was a cross color.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
You don't remember the uh criss Cross would wear the
cocks color brand. They're just different colors overall jeans and
baggy jeans.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Glad I missed out on that one. All right, what
are trends we are not feeling? Nine two eight one
zero ninety five nine. We got some more, we'll hit
them up next. I realized that complaining about trends were
sick of just makes me sound like old and ratchet. Yeah, yeah,
it's ninety five nine Kiss FM reading Eddie in the
afternoon nine eight one zero ninety five nine.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
You want to know what else makes you sound old?
Saying ratchet on the radio.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Your Ratchet's not No, you're forty.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
It doesn't work anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Just because I'm forty, It doesn't mean I can't say ratchet.
You gotta stop, you gotta stop. You don'tthing wrong with
saying the word ratchet.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It's like you're hanging on to the youth, but you
know it's not really working. You're forty.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Why do you do this to me? Forty? Is the
new twenty bother you so much because you say it
in such a way like I don't feel forty, so
I'm not. I don't. I don't want you at forty.
I don't feel forty. I don't look forty.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
You know, I stop it. I mean, you talk to
me about those bags, but I don't have bags.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
You got bags under your eyes, all right? You believe
what you gotta believe. It's so dumb trends were sick
of in twenty twenty five. This is kind of like
the other one. High waisted jeans. Yeah yeah, so again
with the genes thing is because like like I think
of like Kelly Kapowski and Saved by the belt. Yes,
(13:05):
like the high jeans that go up to your belly button, like.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Why yeah, the girls are doing it right now.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
And like you were saying of the last one was
like the really baggy pants and like the oversized sweatshirts
and stuff. What I don't understand is is like the
like the college girls or anyone that's like, you know, young,
that's the best shape you're ever gonna be in. You
know what I'm saying, Like, don't hide. There's some people
getting their best shirt like they're older, but in general,
(13:30):
you're gonna be the the You're gonna have the best
looking body in your early twenties, right, sure, you're going to.
So why cover Why cover it up with blankets and
high waisted pants and big sweatshirts.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Let them be who they want to be.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Man, I'm fine with it. I'm just saying you're gonna
regret it. Like when you're forty, you're gonna be like, man,
I wish I was that size when I was twenty.
Too bad. I covered myself up. You know you flawn it?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Why do you want kids to flaunt it?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Cause you got it.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
You're forty. You don't want to see kids flawn it.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I'm just it's it's advice. They're gon know what I'm
trying Because he's sad.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I'm not sad.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
It's written all over your face.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
With this this. What are you trying to do whatever
picture you're trying to create to make me feel like
I'm I'm good. Dude, Calm down, you're ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Take a deep breath. Okay, your bear's lost last night,
it's fine. My lion's lost. I'm okay with it. I'm
okay with it. Dude, You're not fooling anyone.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
It's you're ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Right now, it's Tuesday, so let's do some hot takes.
Nine two eight ones zero ninety five to nine. Hot
Take Tuesday. So a hot take is like maybe an
unpopular opinion, something you believe in, but maybe people give
you crap for it. Yes, something along those lines. So
we'll start off with some from last week here, but
please text us in nine eight one zero ninety five.
(14:48):
Nine Hot take Tuesday is airplane seats should not have
a recline option.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I actually like that idea. I like it. You can't
recline on them off the time, right because like short flights,
they don't even let you bring them down like they don't.
I don't don't they I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Here's my problem with the recliners on airplanes. It's not enough,
Like the variable isn't there to make or break my flight? Right,
you know what I'm saying, Like, if I go back
ten degrees, what's that gonna do for you?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
You could fall asleep in a plane seat with or
without the recline.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, because I'm not going back far enough to even
realize I'm leaning back. Yeah, you know. And plus I'm
about six foot six foot one, so I'm not super big.
You're more like five eleven, but I'm not five eleven.
Shut up, You off that because I stop it. So
even a little bit of that that seat going back
shogs me because it's already kind of a tight fit
(15:46):
in there.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Sure, okay, Napoleon shut you know what.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I was a rumor too. He wasn't sure. He was
like five eight, which at that time was was decent. Okay, funny,
you're really defending this five to eleven eleven and a
half baby, I'm not, okay. Eddie's bear's loss. He's having
(16:09):
a bad day, so he's making it everyone's problem. I'm fine,
all right, nine eight one zero ninety five to nine
Hot take Tuesday, hit us with yours five.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Eleven in a quarter.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I'm six ft six foot one at the least or
most stuff. It's hot take Tuesday on ninety five nine
Kids FM. Reading Eddie in the afternoon, I feel like.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
This should be sponsored. Okay, I take Tuesday, but like
a hot bar, like a bar, like like like a
taking bake hot take, taking bake pizza, or maybe like
the hot oh, like the hot Ziona at the Quick Trip.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
You know now you're thinking, yeah, but hot take Tuesday,
and hot take is maybe like an unpopular opinion or something. Right, Yeah,
So Eddie's having a rough day, as we've noticed, I'm
having a fantastic loss. So I think I'm all good.
Whoever this listener is is actually probably trying to make
it worse for you. Okay, what they got hot take
Tuesday off the text line? Keanu Reeves is actually a
(17:05):
terrible actor.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
He is a treasure we must protect Giano at all costs,
like maybe the worst of any a lister.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
His delivery is Wooden. He plays basically the same character
in every movie.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Listen, you're wrong, that's a hot take? Whoa hot take?
He is a great actor? Is he the movie? I mean,
I'm drawing a blank of the name. But you and
I have talked about this before where he's coaching a
little league based hard bog heart hardbog hardball. Tell me
that was an in good movie.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, But now that I'm thinking back of it, was
it because of his acting or was it the story
because he did play he wasn't very I don't know,
but he did. He nailed it.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I think a guy who ends up caring.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
For his base too soon rest in peace, g baby Baby.
He didn't deserve that. No is a decent actor. I
think so, like even in the Matrix, like he did
the role find but he didn't. His acting did not
wow an me.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Also Bill and Ted's man that was a classic movie.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Yeah, whatever, give the guy a break, fine hot take Tuesday.
If you're hardcore into anime as an adult, then I
don't trust you.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
It's hard for me to wrap my head on anime.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Same.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I've tried a little bit, Like I didn't give it
like the whole full, valiant effort, but I've tried to
dip my toes in.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I'm thinking I'm gonna try this weekend so I can
watch a K Pop demon Hunters everyone's talking about. But
I don't think I'm gonna make it.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
It just doesn't grint me. Yeah, I know, um, yeah,
I probably if you are hardcore in anime, I probably
it's not maybe I wouldn't trust you, it's I would.
I would just be a little hesitating.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
We would be friends, but we wouldn't be in the
same circle.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I don't think we're hanging out on the weekends, if
you know what I mean. Right, Yeah, all right, Hot
Take Tuesday. We'll do a couple more. Next it is
with yours nine to eight ones. You're on ninety five nine.
It's Hot Take Tuesday and ninety five nine Kiss FM.
Looking for your strongly held opinions, maybe unpopular opinion like
ninety nine point nine percent of actors are entirely replaceable,
(19:04):
which is I think it's maybe seventy five percent true.
Remain Yeah, it's hard to think about. Ooh, Hot Take Tuesday.
Lance Armstrong did nothing wrong and deserves all seven of
his Tour de France. But didn't he did he cheat
in dope? Yes? But also did everyone else also? Yes?
(19:29):
And he was the best out of everyone else that
did it.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
He got caught.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
So if nobody doped and they could one hundred percent verify.
That means he still would have been the best. Mmmm.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I don't know, you think, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Because it's one of those things like Lance Armstrong, he
did like a Howard Stern interviewer, he was the best of.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
All the ones that used illegal drugs performance.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
But he was explaining it as he's like, quite literally
every single bike racer did some sort of doping PDS cheating,
And he's like, if you don't, you're not even gonna
come in the top one hundred.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
You legal how are we doing that?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
They just go they find loopholes. But he's like, if
you don't, even if you do not do these these
PD drugs that make you these steroids, you won't even compete.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
What are the odds that he's saying that to paint
the picture to make himself look good.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
I tend to believe them.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
You think, so, yeah, that might just be him trying
to save face.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Now, maybe you're right, But also it's the same thing
with like baseball. I think they should have they should
legalize like performance dancing drugs.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Think about what happened when he got bustled with dance
Armstrong like he's single handlely ruins lifts, Strong.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Yeah, but he got his money from that.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
He's not supposed to get money from that whole thing.
I think he did. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
It's a hot take for sure, Lance Armstrong did nothing wrong.
Oh absolutely something wrong. But so did everyone else. So
like there's the measuring stick. I don't know. One more
hot take Tuesday. Cemeteries are bull crap and a waste
of space.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
What are you supposed to do? Just burn everybody?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
But I mean I can kind of get at first,
but now I get it because this is a wasted
This is wasted land that nobody can touch, and you're
just dead bodies in there, So I yeah, yeah. Plus
I don't care what happens to me after I die.
This is actually I do. We've talked about this. Put
me in a firework and launch me up into space.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Well just use it as fertilizer or what plant the
tree with my with me as fertilizer, like burn me
and multi up and stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
You are a big piece of crap.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
That is horrible. Thing is.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Put on al I love you. Wow, You're my best friend.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
You're all for those of the show.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
One minute you're having fun minding your own business. Eddie
the next minute, you're being arrested for driving up to
seven eleven for a slurpye in your neighbor's daughter's pink
Barbie jeep. How drunk, That's the thing. What does the
world come to when you can't even do that? What's happening?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
You are?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
So this is about This is a non crime, Addie.
It's my dumb criminal of the day now if I'm
nine kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon. Police have
arrested Florida. No Canadian man, that's the problem. It's not
America that this happened. Canadian man Casper Lincoln rested him
the other day. Casper was rocking his Aviator sunglasses and
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was driving up to the seven eleven first slurpee. He
told cops he was just one of a little cold
refreshing drinking and he was gonna walk, but figured the
jeep was a cooler ride, so he hopped in and
stepped on the gas, cruising at about three miles an hour.
That's awesome, Yeah, it's pretty cool. That's when the cops
lit him up, placed them in handcuffs, and there were
actually by standards there that were outraged, demanding to let
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him go for doing nothing work on the road. He
was on the road, and those pictures are great. The
optics of this are great. But as it just so
happens to turn out, he was twice the legal limit
to drive even a pink Barbie jeep like there there,
it is there. So Catherper plans on fighting the ticket
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and is enjoying his new viral fame.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
There's no way he'll win the ticket. He might Dui
is d ui.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
But and it is Cannadis So I don't know their laws,
but I mean, how much damage is this guy gonna do?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Laws are laws.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
The laws you can't drink and drive a big wheel.
I don't want to live in that country.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
It happens here too.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I don't want to live here. Then not anymore?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Where are you going to live?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Where can I drive a big wheel drunk?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Ridiculous?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
It's just it's I mean, I get it. Well, maybe
North Korea. If you got a big wheel in North Korea,
you're living large like you are royalty. They don't let
you have anything.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
No, you're thinking South Korea.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
North Korea is a bad one.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
South North bad one. I always get my North and
South confusion and comes good and bad They always assume
nor is good, South is bad?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Civil War? Who was who was bad?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Who? I know? Well, that depends on where you stand.
Like I'm a fan of the North in this situation.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
What other North and South? Uh? Okay, North Carolina, South Carolina.
Which one's the worst one? South Carolina, I don't know.
Same with North Dakota, South Dakota, North carol. I feel
like South Carolina a little more redneck, but better beaches.
Maybe North Dakota. South Dakota.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
You gotta go with North colder but probably cooler.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah, but North Dakota doesn't have the what's the faces?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
The mouth Rushmore's now the mouth Rushmore Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah. Okay, Well this is the no fun country anyway,
so none of us are having fun. And I just
want you to know that. Okay, ninety five nine kids
have them. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon. So Eddie's
kind of got a little bit of drama on his hands.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
What's that drama? It's I don't know how to feel
about it.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
You are a victim here.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
It's one of those things where you feel a little
bit vult vulnerable. I can't say the worst, Did I
say it right? Good?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Job.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
It's one of those situations where like I'm in the garage,
I'm cleaning things up, and I start to know what
I'm like, why do I have more room here? And
I realized two bikes are missing, My bike and my
kid's bike gone.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Somebody came by. Your gradue must have been opened.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
It was open. We leave it opened through up the
day when we're home.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
And then somebody took not only your kids bike, but you're.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
By bike too, so had to be too. I'm guessing
two teenagers.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, so stupid, bring it back. If you stole the bikes,
bring it back to bring my kids back.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
You know what I'm saying. He's devastated.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
You just showed me off there just a couple of
minutes ago. Was one of the cutest things ever.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Yeah, so I should it on the Facebook page or story.
My kid this morning decided to make missing signs and
drew two bikes. Says missing two bikes, one green black,
one white black, and then drew the bikes. I mean,
he's devastated, but I mean I know, I honest. I
hope to God whoever stole those bikes sees that sign.
It just feels like a literal piece of garbage. This
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is this is the direction we're taking this into. Maybe
whoever took the bikes desperately needed it for like work transportation,
like we're hoping that they did. They did it. I
was desperation. Okay, that's that's how we're going to get
through this. And luckily I'm in a position where I
could go and get another bike. So we're gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Let me ask you, so you put up to sign.
What if you're driving around the neighborhood you see these
but you see a guy riding your bike, I'm going.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
To you, But what do you do? Follow them so
I know where they live? And then then I called
the cops.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
COM's they're gonna do nothing.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Stolen bikes, stolen poverty the bike. The guy who's riding
my bike is living in this home.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
But do you get even care? Do you think it's
like a scale like a level of concern for cops?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I think when you can open and close a case immediately,
why not.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
But what if he's like, oh, they were gifts from someone,
so you can't like prove he stolen.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I might still have the receipt to that bike. I mean,
my bike's like eight years old.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Sure they might be stolen, but what if that guy's like, oh,
my friend from work gave these two me. You know,
if you can't necessarily pin the theft on him, you
can only pin the possession of stolen property on them.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
See, come on now, just bring the bikes.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
If you stole Eddie's bike, bring it back.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
I don't want mine, bring my kids back, bring him devastated.
But you know what, look like I said, maybe somebody
desperately needed it.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Bring it.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I'm gonna I'm gonna play the glass half full. I
am lucky enough to be able to go get the
kid in your bike, So I'm gonna do that, probably
today or tomorrow. We'll go from there.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I want to punch this guy. I mean I kinda
do too if we If you see him, you call
me and we'll get him a little read Eddy Tag team. Actually, yeah,
what's I don't know?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Of all the bikes, the why the kids, why the
kids take mine?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Bring it back,
Ninety five nine Kiss FM. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hi buddy, Hi, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
How are you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm great? How are you? Are you fantastic?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Because I know your football team.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
And you know you're gonna talk about it.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I just want to make sure you're okay.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I'm great, I'm great, I'm great.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
You don't seem great awesome. You seem like you're projecting
you see.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
That sounds like me, you know me, I'm a glass
half full. There was some growth, there is no regression.
There are some growth, and I gotta remind myself the
Vikings did win fourteen games last season.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, so that's what we're talking about. Yeah, then figured
it out the Chicago Bears Monday night football game yesterday.
Eddie is a diehard Chicago fan, born and raised there.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, and yeah, arsually won five games last year, Vikings
on fourteen. Realistically, what did you think was gonna happen?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Well, you were pretty high on I was.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I what was the two words I always said? Cautiously optimistic?
Well forget all that. No, that's how I live my.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Life to cold stop stop breathe. Fine, I just want
to make sure you're okay. Because you seem different today.
This is the first time I'm talking to you all
day busy. I think you purposely tried to hide yourself. No, no,
I haven't seen you all day. You know what this is.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
This is you not being okay as a lines fan
for losing to the fact.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
And I can admit it. You're just you're hiding behind
that tough licked Eddie exterior.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
There's no exterior. I don't know if you can.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You look like you might want to cry right now.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You are ridiculous right now, I'm an open book.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You're moping around all day. You walked in the studio.
First time I saw you all day talking to yourself.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I was counting. I was just counting.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Math is hard. I was my fingers.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I just want to make sure you're okay. I know
you're not, but I'm not going to dwell on.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
That half full kind of guy. I'm all good, all right,
it's all great.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
This is the last I'm going to bring up the
Bears losing my team loss too. I'm in the same
vot is you. I'm sad. We can be sad together.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
The real challenge will be next week on Sunday, when
we played the.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Team and your team.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, yeah, it won't be a loser next week Monday.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I'll tell you right now. If the Lions lose, are
your bears? I'm gonna be so distraught.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Are you coming to work?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I don't know. Let's make a deal right now. Nobody
calls off on Monday. I can't make that problem. Five nine,
kiss f them. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon. So
we celebrated Carly's birthday yesterday. Yeah, and today September ninth.
Did you know September ninth is the most common birthday
in America. More people were born today than any other
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day of the year.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
That's interesting.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, so is today?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
What is nine months ago?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Well, let's do the math. Let's do the math here.
Nine months ago was holiday time, so the thought process
is nine months ago. How hard is math for you?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I was just my fingers earlier. So March, April, May, June, July, a, September. No,
that's only seven months.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Nine months ago is christ New Year's possibly Thanksgiving time,
so you're getting time off of work. You might be
sitting on that holiday cheer. It's also cold, so it's
snug in season, so you know, one thing leads to
another bout Chicka wa wow.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And yeah, and then people.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Are so carly was about chicka wawaw baby, and then
tomorrow is Joe's birthday. Already he was also about Chicka
wow wow birthday too.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Oh Joe, the parents gross.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
All parents thinking about it. Why didn't you go there?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
My brain had to go on your brain too. I
was not thinking.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I was not thinking that you brought it up. You
brought it up. I brought up a birthday, and.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
You're you're calculating everybody's birthday in the building. You know
what you were doing.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I just happened to know because Joe's birthday is exactly
three months before mine. So just a little warning, heads up,
get your shopping done.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You know, I'll get you the same thing I've gotten
in the last couple of years.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
That's so rude.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
No no, no, no, it's not run at all.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I get you stuff for your birthday, don't. I'd like
to think my friendship is the grand shut up. Ninety
five nine kids f M. It's Read and Addie in
the afternoon. Yep, And there's a group of people talking
online about trends in twenty twenty five that we're just
not feeling just whether it's clothing or cool items, trendy
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things that people are just over. Maybe it's habits or something. Okay,
so let's talk about trends that we're just no longer
vibing with in twenty twenty five nine two eight one
zero ninety five nine. What I mean is, here's one
that I saw that I can one hundred percent get behind,
but also it ages me. Two hundred dollars shoes that
look dirty on purpose. You're yeah, you've seen those, right,
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You're aging yourself for sure. Well I know, because now
I sound like when I was younger and I wanted
like the ripped jeans and at Paris, like what I'll
reach for you? Yeah, yeah, Like that's how I sound.
But I get it though. Maybe it's because I'm a
fan of shoes, like nice shoes, and why would you
ever want them to look dirty?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, I don't even like the creases on shoes.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
No, Yeah, but that bugs me.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, I get it. I get it.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
But it's so weird because I remember when I first
started seeing this, like it's usually like this, the really
really younger kids. So I'll have like my friends posting
their kids' pictures on Facebook, and they'll be wearing like
really nice clothes, but then dirty shoes.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Why spend all that money to look dirty?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I don't get it. But this is how we sound
like our parents now. Oh no, because Hollister used to
have maybe it was Abercromby too, those jeans that were
like sand washed, you were dirty with sand. And then
there were actually like grass stain jeans that look like
you were tumbling around in the grass and I loved it.
There were the paint jeans, remember those. Oh I want
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to bring those. I forgot that paint jeans where you
had like paint splatters on them.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yes, and they also had the little buckle on the
side there, like the loop, like where you would have
put a hammer in, but you really never use it
for high because they're like carpents or pants.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, why would why?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I don't know. We were foolish back then, dude.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
But you know what, I still not over the fact
that cargo shorts are are getting shamed.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Listen, man, you need pockets. You need pockets.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Cart shorts are perfect. Girls get purses to put their
crap in. We should have you have pockets.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Do you have cargo pants at home right now, I
do me too. Let's wear them tomorrow. Okay, I'll wear
my cargo if you wear your cargo to God, I
will I will too, I will too, and I normally
here before you, so you can't from your.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Ole handedly start this movement of bringing back baggy cargo. Short,
we're bringing them back? Yeah baby, all right, what is
it twenty twenty five trend that you are not feeling?
Nine to two eight one zero a Natty five nine
hit us up. So me and Ddie single handley decided
that we us two together are going to bring back
baggy cargo.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, so we're gonna restart this trend from the nineties.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
It's a good look too.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
It's also it makes perfect sense.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
It's efficient, yeah, and I'm all about efficiency in life.
Nine two eight one zero ninety five nine it's kissed
that f them reading Eddie in the afternoon and we're
talking about trends in twenty twenty five that we're just
not feeling anymore. If you got one, let us know
off the text line, we've got water bottles as a
fashion accessory, but.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It's also it also hydrates you.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Hold on, I know this about Eddie that he is
kind of a water bottle fashion guy.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
No, no, no, that it's a fashion thing. No no, I just
can't find the perfect water bottle.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
You have about one hundred. I got like three, You
have a different one everything, just bought.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
One new one. Yes, but here's the thing. Washing water
bottles are the worst. Why trade? I'm gonna trademark something
right now. Get that bell ready. Give me a water
bottle that that can screw in the middle. In the middle,
it's two pieces, so when I wash it, I can
fit my hand in there with a spread, and then
I can screw it like this, and then I still
out my top and everything felt like lid. But the
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screwing mechanism is in the middle of the water bottle.
It's leakproof, so that way I can put my hand
and get.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
All of it. When you're at home, is there, by
chance any house rule that your wife has that doesn't
allow you to think?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Why is that you don't like my advice?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Is not a good idea? Why not? All you need
to do is get one of the scrubbers that goes
down and trust it.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
What do you mean you don't trust us? I want
to scrub it myself.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Don't get in hot water, so trust Okay, I want
to scrub it myself. Trademark Ddie, thank You'll make a
million bills.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Thanks you.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
What are twenty twenty five trends that we are not feeling?
I don't get this one. Every new car being an suv.
Not everyone wants to drive a tank to the grocery store.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
But they're not even full sized SUVs anymore either. They're
like the yeah, I feel like we see a lot
more of those crossovers these days, the crvs, the wrath
or yeah, equinoxes.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
The thing with SUVs are it's like the best of
both worlds. Yeah, and you have room, Like I don't
think I'll ever be able to go back to a car.
That's true, because it's just it's always that like what
if I need to.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Trans on the car because I went down that I
got my outback what do you call that?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
And that's a crussover.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I never thought i'd go down to a regular, like
something smaller than an suv. And the outback is small.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
But it's big inside. Remember you feel like a fifty
something inch TV.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Is in that guy did bear so proud of myself?
I don't fit and it worked.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
What's a twenty twenty five trend? We are not feeling
hit us up nine two oh two eight one zero
ninety five nine. A lot of trends out there, a
lot of trends, and as you get older, the harder
it is to keep up. Not me because I'm young,
but you are a little bit older, so you struggle.
You're forty already, dude, what is the new twenty is it?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Though?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
That's what you told me. Yeah, when I was forty
nine two oh two eight change things changezero ninety five nine.
Reading that in the afternoon, it's kissed at them talking
about trends that we are not feeling young men's hairstyles,
What what do you mean? Says I can appreciate generational
differences in styles, but the broccoli alpaca haircut they have
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is so atrocious.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I know exactly what they mean too, because my nephew
has I.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Don't get it. Do you know? Like these kids actually
go get perms? Yes, Like their hair isn't just curly,
they make it get perms. Yep, It's weird, but it
just makes every kid look the same.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Am I being old?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yes? Am I?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yes, you gotta let it go. Dude, we had our thing.
They have their thing.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Nine eight one zero ninety five nine trends that were
over in twenty twenty five. This one, I'm it's like
a shot right at me. I think leopard print.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I mean, look what you're wearing right now.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I've got a leopard print hoodian. Yeah, I didn't know
this was a trend, by the way. I just I
like leopard print. I think it's cool. Like if I
was a rock star, that's all I would wear because
you would be able to get away with it. I
can't get away with it now.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Then why are you doing it?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
If I if I had leopard print pants, i'd wear
them every day.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
You're ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I'm still looking for I'm looking for, like leopard print
van shoes or something. I want leopard print shoes.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You're ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Why is that ridiculous? It's called fashion, Eddy, look it.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Up, It's called become an adult.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I dude, you no what about giant pants?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
What do you mean giant like mc hammer pan like pants.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
People are wearing jeans that could fit a family of
three in each leg. Hoole. Why I have.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Noticed that with with like teenage girls. Now they're wearing
oversized pants, for sure. I don't understand that. But remember
back then in our in our day, the Jebo's Jinkos,
no Jebbos. There are also big and they're like jinkos.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
What's a Jinko or what's the Jebbo? Same thing, just
super baggy pants. I remember they had pipes and then
they had Jinko's. It was like Levi's pipes, which we
were you.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Too young for the cross colors.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
It was a cross color.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
You don't remember the uh criss Cross would wear the
cocks color brand. They're just different colors overall jeans and
baggy jeans.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Glad I missed out on that one. All right, what
are trends we are not feeling? Nine two eight one
zero ninety five nine. We got some more, we'll hit
them up next. I realized that complaining about trends were
sick of just makes me sound like old and ratchet. Yeah, yeah,
it's ninety five nine Kiss FM reading Eddie in the
afternoon nine eight one zero ninety five nine.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
You want to know what else makes you sound old?
Saying ratchet on the radio.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Your Ratchet's not No, you're forty.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
It doesn't work anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Just because I'm forty, It doesn't mean I can't say ratchet.
You gotta stop, you gotta stop. You don'tthing wrong with
saying the word ratchet.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It's like you're hanging on to the youth, but you
know it's not really working. You're forty.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Why do you do this to me? Forty? Is the
new twenty bother you so much because you say it
in such a way like I don't feel forty, so
I'm not. I don't. I don't want you at forty.
I don't feel forty. I don't look forty.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
You know, I stop it. I mean, you talk to
me about those bags, but I don't have bags.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
You got bags under your eyes, all right? You believe
what you gotta believe. It's so dumb trends were sick
of in twenty twenty five. This is kind of like
the other one. High waisted jeans. Yeah yeah, so again
with the genes thing is because like like I think
of like Kelly Kapowski and Saved by the belt. Yes,
(13:05):
like the high jeans that go up to your belly button, like.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Why yeah, the girls are doing it right now.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
And like you were saying of the last one was
like the really baggy pants and like the oversized sweatshirts
and stuff. What I don't understand is is like the
like the college girls or anyone that's like, you know, young,
that's the best shape you're ever gonna be in. You
know what I'm saying, Like, don't hide. There's some people
getting their best shirt like they're older, but in general,
(13:30):
you're gonna be the the You're gonna have the best
looking body in your early twenties, right, sure, you're going to.
So why cover Why cover it up with blankets and
high waisted pants and big sweatshirts.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Let them be who they want to be.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Man, I'm fine with it. I'm just saying you're gonna
regret it. Like when you're forty, you're gonna be like, man,
I wish I was that size when I was twenty.
Too bad. I covered myself up. You know you flawn it?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Why do you want kids to flaunt it?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Cause you got it.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
You're forty. You don't want to see kids flawn it.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I'm just it's it's advice. They're gon know what I'm
trying Because he's sad.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I'm not sad.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
It's written all over your face.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
With this this. What are you trying to do whatever
picture you're trying to create to make me feel like
I'm I'm good. Dude, Calm down, you're ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Take a deep breath. Okay, your bear's lost last night,
it's fine. My lion's lost. I'm okay with it. I'm
okay with it. Dude, You're not fooling anyone.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
It's you're ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Right now, it's Tuesday, so let's do some hot takes.
Nine two eight ones zero ninety five to nine. Hot
Take Tuesday. So a hot take is like maybe an
unpopular opinion, something you believe in, but maybe people give
you crap for it. Yes, something along those lines. So
we'll start off with some from last week here, but
please text us in nine eight one zero ninety five.
(14:48):
Nine Hot take Tuesday is airplane seats should not have
a recline option.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I actually like that idea. I like it. You can't
recline on them off the time, right because like short flights,
they don't even let you bring them down like they don't.
I don't don't they I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Here's my problem with the recliners on airplanes. It's not enough,
Like the variable isn't there to make or break my flight? Right,
you know what I'm saying, Like, if I go back
ten degrees, what's that gonna do for you?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
You could fall asleep in a plane seat with or
without the recline.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, because I'm not going back far enough to even
realize I'm leaning back. Yeah, you know. And plus I'm
about six foot six foot one, so I'm not super big.
You're more like five eleven, but I'm not five eleven.
Shut up, You off that because I stop it. So
even a little bit of that that seat going back
shogs me because it's already kind of a tight fit
(15:46):
in there.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Sure, okay, Napoleon shut you know what.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I was a rumor too. He wasn't sure. He was
like five eight, which at that time was was decent. Okay, funny,
you're really defending this five to eleven eleven and a
half baby, I'm not, okay. Eddie's bear's loss. He's having
(16:09):
a bad day, so he's making it everyone's problem. I'm fine,
all right, nine eight one zero ninety five to nine
Hot take Tuesday, hit us with yours five.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Eleven in a quarter.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I'm six ft six foot one at the least or
most stuff. It's hot take Tuesday on ninety five nine
Kids FM. Reading Eddie in the afternoon, I feel like.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
This should be sponsored. Okay, I take Tuesday, but like
a hot bar, like a bar, like like like a
taking bake hot take, taking bake pizza, or maybe like
the hot oh, like the hot Ziona at the Quick Trip.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
You know now you're thinking, yeah, but hot take Tuesday,
and hot take is maybe like an unpopular opinion or something. Right, Yeah,
So Eddie's having a rough day, as we've noticed, I'm
having a fantastic loss. So I think I'm all good.
Whoever this listener is is actually probably trying to make
it worse for you. Okay, what they got hot take
Tuesday off the text line? Keanu Reeves is actually a
(17:05):
terrible actor.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
He is a treasure we must protect Giano at all costs,
like maybe the worst of any a lister.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
His delivery is Wooden. He plays basically the same character
in every movie.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Listen, you're wrong, that's a hot take? Whoa hot take?
He is a great actor? Is he the movie? I mean,
I'm drawing a blank of the name. But you and
I have talked about this before where he's coaching a
little league based hard bog heart hardbog hardball. Tell me
that was an in good movie.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, But now that I'm thinking back of it, was
it because of his acting or was it the story
because he did play he wasn't very I don't know,
but he did. He nailed it.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I think a guy who ends up caring.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
For his base too soon rest in peace, g baby Baby.
He didn't deserve that. No is a decent actor. I
think so, like even in the Matrix, like he did
the role find but he didn't. His acting did not
wow an me.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Also Bill and Ted's man that was a classic movie.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Yeah, whatever, give the guy a break, fine hot take Tuesday.
If you're hardcore into anime as an adult, then I
don't trust you.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
It's hard for me to wrap my head on anime.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Same.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I've tried a little bit, Like I didn't give it
like the whole full, valiant effort, but I've tried to
dip my toes in.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I'm thinking I'm gonna try this weekend so I can
watch a K Pop demon Hunters everyone's talking about. But
I don't think I'm gonna make it.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
It just doesn't grint me. Yeah, I know, um, yeah,
I probably if you are hardcore in anime, I probably
it's not maybe I wouldn't trust you, it's I would.
I would just be a little hesitating.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
We would be friends, but we wouldn't be in the
same circle.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I don't think we're hanging out on the weekends, if
you know what I mean. Right, Yeah, all right, Hot
Take Tuesday. We'll do a couple more. Next it is
with yours nine to eight ones. You're on ninety five nine.
It's Hot Take Tuesday and ninety five nine Kiss FM.
Looking for your strongly held opinions, maybe unpopular opinion like
ninety nine point nine percent of actors are entirely replaceable,
(19:04):
which is I think it's maybe seventy five percent true.
Remain Yeah, it's hard to think about. Ooh, Hot Take Tuesday.
Lance Armstrong did nothing wrong and deserves all seven of
his Tour de France. But didn't he did he cheat
in dope? Yes? But also did everyone else also? Yes?
(19:29):
And he was the best out of everyone else that
did it.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
He got caught.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
So if nobody doped and they could one hundred percent verify.
That means he still would have been the best. Mmmm.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I don't know, you think, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Because it's one of those things like Lance Armstrong, he
did like a Howard Stern interviewer, he was the best of.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
All the ones that used illegal drugs performance.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
But he was explaining it as he's like, quite literally
every single bike racer did some sort of doping PDS cheating,
And he's like, if you don't, you're not even gonna
come in the top one hundred.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
You legal how are we doing that?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
They just go they find loopholes. But he's like, if
you don't, even if you do not do these these
PD drugs that make you these steroids, you won't even compete.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
What are the odds that he's saying that to paint
the picture to make himself look good.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
I tend to believe them.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
You think, so, yeah, that might just be him trying
to save face.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Now, maybe you're right, But also it's the same thing
with like baseball. I think they should have they should
legalize like performance dancing drugs.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Think about what happened when he got bustled with dance
Armstrong like he's single handlely ruins lifts, Strong.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Yeah, but he got his money from that.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
He's not supposed to get money from that whole thing.
I think he did. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
It's a hot take for sure, Lance Armstrong did nothing wrong.
Oh absolutely something wrong. But so did everyone else. So
like there's the measuring stick. I don't know. One more
hot take Tuesday. Cemeteries are bull crap and a waste
of space.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
What are you supposed to do? Just burn everybody?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
But I mean I can kind of get at first,
but now I get it because this is a wasted
This is wasted land that nobody can touch, and you're
just dead bodies in there, So I yeah, yeah. Plus
I don't care what happens to me after I die.
This is actually I do. We've talked about this. Put
me in a firework and launch me up into space.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Well just use it as fertilizer or what plant the
tree with my with me as fertilizer, like burn me
and multi up and stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
You are a big piece of crap.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
That is horrible. Thing is.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Put on al I love you. Wow, You're my best friend.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
You're all for those of the show.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
One minute you're having fun minding your own business. Eddie
the next minute, you're being arrested for driving up to
seven eleven for a slurpye in your neighbor's daughter's pink
Barbie jeep. How drunk, That's the thing. What does the
world come to when you can't even do that? What's happening?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
You are?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
So this is about This is a non crime, Addie.
It's my dumb criminal of the day now if I'm
nine kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon. Police have
arrested Florida. No Canadian man, that's the problem. It's not
America that this happened. Canadian man Casper Lincoln rested him
the other day. Casper was rocking his Aviator sunglasses and
(22:26):
was driving up to the seven eleven first slurpee. He
told cops he was just one of a little cold
refreshing drinking and he was gonna walk, but figured the
jeep was a cooler ride, so he hopped in and
stepped on the gas, cruising at about three miles an hour.
That's awesome, Yeah, it's pretty cool. That's when the cops
lit him up, placed them in handcuffs, and there were
actually by standards there that were outraged, demanding to let
(22:49):
him go for doing nothing work on the road. He
was on the road, and those pictures are great. The
optics of this are great. But as it just so
happens to turn out, he was twice the legal limit
to drive even a pink Barbie jeep like there there,
it is there. So Catherper plans on fighting the ticket
(23:10):
and is enjoying his new viral fame.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
There's no way he'll win the ticket. He might Dui
is d ui.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
But and it is Cannadis So I don't know their laws,
but I mean, how much damage is this guy gonna do?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Laws are laws.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
The laws you can't drink and drive a big wheel.
I don't want to live in that country.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
It happens here too.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I don't want to live here. Then not anymore?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Where are you going to live?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Where can I drive a big wheel drunk?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Ridiculous?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
It's just it's I mean, I get it. Well, maybe
North Korea. If you got a big wheel in North Korea,
you're living large like you are royalty. They don't let
you have anything.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
No, you're thinking South Korea.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
North Korea is a bad one.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
South North bad one. I always get my North and
South confusion and comes good and bad They always assume
nor is good, South is bad?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Civil War? Who was who was bad?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Who? I know? Well, that depends on where you stand.
Like I'm a fan of the North in this situation.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
What other North and South? Uh? Okay, North Carolina, South Carolina.
Which one's the worst one? South Carolina, I don't know.
Same with North Dakota, South Dakota, North carol. I feel
like South Carolina a little more redneck, but better beaches.
Maybe North Dakota. South Dakota.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
You gotta go with North colder but probably cooler.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah, but North Dakota doesn't have the what's the faces?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
The mouth Rushmore's now the mouth Rushmore Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah. Okay, Well this is the no fun country anyway,
so none of us are having fun. And I just
want you to know that. Okay, ninety five nine kids
have them. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon. So Eddie's
kind of got a little bit of drama on his hands.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
What's that drama? It's I don't know how to feel
about it.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
You are a victim here.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
It's one of those things where you feel a little
bit vult vulnerable. I can't say the worst, Did I
say it right? Good?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Job.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
It's one of those situations where like I'm in the garage,
I'm cleaning things up, and I start to know what
I'm like, why do I have more room here? And
I realized two bikes are missing, My bike and my
kid's bike gone.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Somebody came by. Your gradue must have been opened.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
It was open. We leave it opened through up the
day when we're home.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
And then somebody took not only your kids bike, but you're.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
By bike too, so had to be too. I'm guessing
two teenagers.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, so stupid, bring it back. If you stole the bikes,
bring it back to bring my kids back.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
You know what I'm saying. He's devastated.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
You just showed me off there just a couple of
minutes ago. Was one of the cutest things ever.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Yeah, so I should it on the Facebook page or story.
My kid this morning decided to make missing signs and
drew two bikes. Says missing two bikes, one green black,
one white black, and then drew the bikes. I mean,
he's devastated, but I mean I know, I honest. I
hope to God whoever stole those bikes sees that sign.
It just feels like a literal piece of garbage. This
(25:52):
is this is the direction we're taking this into. Maybe
whoever took the bikes desperately needed it for like work transportation,
like we're hoping that they did. They did it. I
was desperation. Okay, that's that's how we're going to get
through this. And luckily I'm in a position where I
could go and get another bike. So we're gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Let me ask you, so you put up to sign.
What if you're driving around the neighborhood you see these
but you see a guy riding your bike, I'm going.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
To you, But what do you do? Follow them so
I know where they live? And then then I called
the cops.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
COM's they're gonna do nothing.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Stolen bikes, stolen poverty the bike. The guy who's riding
my bike is living in this home.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
But do you get even care? Do you think it's
like a scale like a level of concern for cops?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I think when you can open and close a case immediately,
why not.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
But what if he's like, oh, they were gifts from someone,
so you can't like prove he stolen.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I might still have the receipt to that bike. I mean,
my bike's like eight years old.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Sure they might be stolen, but what if that guy's like, oh,
my friend from work gave these two me. You know,
if you can't necessarily pin the theft on him, you
can only pin the possession of stolen property on them.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
See, come on now, just bring the bikes.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
If you stole Eddie's bike, bring it back.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
I don't want mine, bring my kids back, bring him devastated.
But you know what, look like I said, maybe somebody
desperately needed it.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Bring it.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I'm gonna I'm gonna play the glass half full. I
am lucky enough to be able to go get the
kid in your bike, So I'm gonna do that, probably
today or tomorrow. We'll go from there.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I want to punch this guy. I mean I kinda
do too if we If you see him, you call
me and we'll get him a little read Eddy Tag team. Actually, yeah,
what's I don't know?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Of all the bikes, the why the kids, why the
kids take mine?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Bring it back,
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